⚙・modding-general

[formal orchid]

Would play

[hardy brook]

Literally every joker gonna be minor benefits or negative effects

so yeah, the struggle WILL be real

Maybe they'll only appear on a Pain Ante, idk

[harsh glacier]

hi shinku

[hardy brook]

hello

I'm already dying lol

i have no idea if this will work lol

this joker is gonna be weird

[harsh glacier]

im joking it

[sleek granite]

the begging for money in this chat when it was getting started created a bad enough first impression

[distant badge]

chat do i have enough cards

[wide mulch]

wtf that's crazy haha

[hardy brook]

nope

[wide mulch]

get that bag I guess

[dense egret]

add P

[distant badge]

P?

[dense egret]

princess

[distant badge]

oh is that a rank

[dense egret]

yep

[distant badge]

does it currently exist?

[dense egret]

wait tf 3 does?

[dense egret]

i never see one xd

[distant badge]

3 is from minty's silly mod

(the suit)

[hardy brook]

Chat, -X1, X-1, or -1X?

[distant badge]

X-1

[harsh glacier]

i hate how that looks

[hardy brook]

Do you see the rarity

lol

[harsh glacier]

truly,

[hardy brook]

May make it even more cursed with a white border

[sleek granite]

silver border joker

[hardy brook]

Un-Set Balatro

[umbral pilot]

freaky jimbo

[harsh glacier]

hi meth

[sleek granite]

X-1 is so uninteractive though

[umbral pilot]

hey haya

[sleek granite]

meth your pfp is in a quantum state

[umbral pilot]

uhhh

[sleek granite]

on my phone you are a cat. on my pc you are vaporwave.

[umbral pilot]

interesting

one is good meth, the other is evil metgh

[plush hound]

i hate the good one

[prime dock]

/1 milt would go crazy i think

wait

that does nothing

/2 mult though

(or just x.5 mult)

[normal hollow]

1 mult

[umbral pilot]

right shift 1 mult

[normal hollow]

yes

[daring sluice]

theres an evil meth?

[umbral pilot]

you prefer the mean one?

jeez

[plush hound]

NOT LIKE THAT

also

im dangerous now

[daring sluice]

1 whole day

[plush hound]

for a whole day

[umbral pilot]

wowie

[plush hound]

which means i can do this

[lunar sluice]

hello

[umbral pilot]

hi ruby

[plush hound]

its the bird again

bird up

[lunar sluice]

i finished with the last code card earlier

and command card too

[plush hound]

godspeed that you improved Cryptid

[whole nova]

it's 100 degrees outside i'm melting and dying and i need to take a shower. there is no glory found outside nor is there a merciful sun

[lunar sluice]

im still waiting for smods probability api in a release version

so seed can be less janky

i already coded it all in a seperate branch im just waiting to pull request it

then i might actually have to look into scalae calc which is horrifying

[sleek granite]

smods doesnt have release versions

[digital glade]

now playing with a full polychrome deck

can't see what suits are what

[lunar sluice]

smods definitely has release versions

[stark shale]

armed and dangerous!

again!

again!

again!

[sleek granite]

smods is permanently in beta

[lunar sluice]

unless they decided they wont have release versions in the last 3 weeks

beta release is still a release

[whole nova]

i miss the trees further west

[distant badge]

unstable

[stark shale]

holy ssssssdrck

[solid silo]

tryna install the undertale mod for balatro
when I run the mod it crashes
it says i need an older version of steam modded specifically 1.0.0~BETA-0323b
i can't find an older version on the steam modded github

[umbral pilot]

https://github.com/Steamodded/smods/archive/refs/tags/1.0.0-beta-0323b.zip

[ivory sinew]

UnStableEX

[umbral pilot]

however that might not work if you have newer mods

[plush hound]

the dilemma of balatro modding

[digital glade]

10.5 is crazy

[ivory sinew]

Because two make 21

[harsh glacier]

whats 9 plus 10

[ivory sinew]

Next is 5 1/4

19!

[normal hollow]

21

[distant badge]

is this mod out?

[plush hound]

man i could put alot of words

[lunar sluice]

i hate ai

[plush hound]

we should kill ai artist

[distant badge]

oh ex is an addon

[lunar sluice]

i dont see a single purpose in using it, every reason people give is bullshit

[grand geode]

you stupid

[normal hollow]

yes hello

[stark shale]

Ort Tomorrow

[grand geode]

yumyum tomorrow

[hardy brook]

silly discord. March was 4 months ago

[digital glade]

ante 4 and I already have the peak flush setup

without negatives

[stark shale]

fuck yeah I love yumyum

[grand geode]

is that fucking murphy

[digital glade]

cus it's all polychromes

[hardy brook]

where's the mod?

[hardy brook]

No it's chip

[digital glade]

it's all polychrome

[hardy brook]

Where's the mod though

[digital glade]

everything is

[sleek granite]

polychrome deck

[grand geode]

oh. okay

[harsh glacier]

crypted edition deck

[hardy brook]

oh

[stark shale]

me think it cryptid deck

[digital glade]

everything on cryptid is disabled but the decks

[harsh glacier]

im crypting it

[hardy brook]

But yeah it's not Murphy it's chip

[stark shale]

but mostly vanilla since op just wanna play vanilla

[umbral pilot]

good job haya

[hardy brook]

Not murphy

[harsh glacier]

hi meth

[stark shale]

also go for the spade build :ahead:

[umbral pilot]

hay haya

[sleek granite]

:ahead:

[digital glade]

just pulled a royal flush of clubs without discards

[umbral pilot]

anyone feel like murphy is always watching

[digital glade]

wait thats not a royal flush

thats a king not a jack

[sleek granite]

literally says it right there

lmao

[latent crescent]

[digital glade]

regardless of what it is that scored be 17 million

on ante 5

[stark shale]

what's y'all favorite image editing software? mine is ibispaint

[hardy brook]

Wdym?

[stark shale]

this is tuff

[hardy brook]

(Btw, the 3 Murphy Jokers are from Chaos Update, the Chip is from Wheel of Pain

Wheel of Pain will come out after Naneinf

This subathon is gonna kill me lol

[digital glade]

I feel so restricted after that negative deck run

[hardy brook]

Ortalab tomorrow?

[digital glade]

wdym?

[hardy brook]

Ortalab Tomorrow

[digital glade]

whats ortalab

[hardy brook]

it's peak

@stark shale Ortalab tomorrow?

[umbral pilot]

are we thinking of the same naneinf or

[digital glade]

what even is ortalab

[umbral pilot]

balatro spelled backwards

[digital glade]

aaaaahh

[solid silo]

tysm

[umbral pilot]

yoshi in the chat

[digital glade]

I have 7 aces of clubs

xD

flush house

[hardy brook]

yes. Murphy is doing naneinf runs

and every time he fails, he spins the wheel of pain

[stark shale]

Ortalab Tomorrow.

[hardy brook]

and I'm making jokers every time a failed run

the mod is gonna be TRUE PAIN

negative effects and MAYBE some positives

[digital glade]

I won't be playing balatro tomorrow

But I'll be working on modding balatro into Minecraft cus I felt like it

Attack damage x speed instead of chips x mult

Players are the blinds

[hardy brook]

Balatro into minecraft or Minecraft into Balatro

[digital glade]

First one

Blocktro

[umbral pilot]

we were not but cool

[digital glade]

I have 5 jokers done already just working on the shop

[hardy brook]

what naneinf are you talking about

[umbral pilot]

it's a lovely compatible code injector for [redacted]

very cool project

[hardy brook]

[redacted???]

[prime dock]

whaty shall i do today

[hardy brook]

play ortalab

idk

[distant badge]

"i can't hit my protein!" 231 CARDS.

[prime dock]

what

i cant even

wrap my head around this

[hard plank]

UnStable moment

[distant badge]

UnStable and Showdown for ranks

Minty's Silly Mod and Bunco for suits

[harsh glacier]

hi aikoyori

[prime dock]

also i think the 161 of clubs got me buy balatro in the first plce

[hard plank]

😭

[harsh glacier]

aikoyori

[deft ore]

what's the play (highlighted joker sells for 500 bucks, deck and best card in it pictured)

[distant badge]

also for good measure, every suit is debuffed by these jokers

[deft ore]

why is there two 21s and two zeroes

[harsh glacier]

this would go hard with a debuff synergy joker

[hard plank]

i don't think this is how it all works

[harsh glacier]

😭

[lost bolt]

i think about this often

[deft ore]

me when media preservation

[distant badge]

there's a zero in both showdown and UnStable

[deft ore]

who the fuck is using nexus for those to be the most popular and not any sort of content mod

[distant badge]

as for the 21s i added 21 twice

[deft ore]

just because?

[hard plank]

9+10

[lost bolt]

this WAS a year ago

[sleek granite]

it was wrong a year ago too

[solar sandal]

ew nexus

[distant badge]

one of them is supposed to be a 25

[solar sandal]

also hello chat

[hardy brook]

Alright, Tarot Infused for Chaos Update is done

Just gotta fix up a couple things

[deft ore]

do i sell a foil bootstraps at 731 dollars held for 504 dollars (temperance value 17 bucks, would go down to 13 bucks if bootstraps is sold)

[deft ore]

[hardy brook]

I'm literally speedmodding right now

[whole nova]

how strange it is to be anything at all

[deft ore]

to be clear i have an ungodly amount of chips and would win regardless

[sleek granite]

im literally just going insane in my room

[distant badge]

friend...

[deft ore]

he pulls the strings and makes them ring

[plush hound]

IMAGE_friend

[sleek granite]

it pulls the strings and makes them ring

dont mispronoun our mysterious benefactor /lh

[plush hound]

firned

[shy nebula]

[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] [ATTACH] [SUPERPROTOCOL]

[deft ore]

isnt that what spamtons saying though or am i insane

[sleek granite]

it shows up as flavor text in spneo

where it clearly says "It pulls the strings and makes them ring"

[shy nebula]

spamton ex bossfight was crazy

[sleek granite]

spoiling ch6 like that smh

[plush hound]

whisper her name

[deft ore]

oh yeah i'm just hallucinating huh

weird

[shy nebula]

nxkoo i would like to do something to nxkoo

good things

[hardy brook]

Yes it does overflow

[deft ore]

WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO, MAKE ME AN [[Ice Cream}]?

[solar sandal]

it bypasses the consumable limit?

[tropic egret]

cryptid 2

[hardy brook]

Should I drop the "Card" and just have "Tarot Infused"

It is Chaos Update after all

[deft ore]

i mean it doesn't say (must have room) so it seems fine

[distant badge]

fantastic news: more suits

[hardy brook]

not enough

[distant badge]

(i havent made the jokers yet ill do that tomorrow)

[hardy brook]

So "Tarot Infused" or "Tarot Infused Card"

[solar sandal]

where's stars and crowns

[harsh glacier]

honestly just go with Tarot Infused

[deft ore]

i made a joker that costs 1000 dollars and only lowers sell value as a joke but i keep finding it in buffoon packs for a free 500 bucks (and from a poly skip tag)

what do i do

[deft ore]

tarot infused card

[sleek granite]

enhancements have Card in the name

[hardy brook]

Tarot Infused Card or just Tarot Card?

[sleek granite]

now we need Rotarot Infused Cards

chop chop

slash jay

[hardy brook]

you do it

slash ess ar ess

[sleek granite]

i mean yeah i could probably

[hardy brook]

        if context.main_scoring and context.cardarea == G.play then
            G.E_MANAGER:add_event(Event({trigger = 'after', func = function()
                local tcard = create_card('Tarot', G.consumeables, nil, nil, nil, nil, nil, 'tarot_infused')
                tcard:add_to_deck()
                G.consumeables:emplace(tcard)
                return true
            end }))
        end
    end```

just change the tarot to yours

[sleek granite]

nah the tricky part would be rotating the pcard

[hardy brook]

Simple

you don't

[hard plank]

how do i help this person

[split cliff]

Something abt my balatro is... off...

[deft ore]

is 0.8.0 the latest lovely version anyways

[hard plank]

yes

but that's not... how you install lovely injector if you didn't notice

[deft ore]

oh yeah

[solar sandal]

Why are your diamonds blue

[deft ore]

i forgor i havent updated lovely in a while

[split cliff]

They got methy

[deft ore]

what's the play

[solar sandal]

the play is you tell me where you got those undertale and deltarune face cards

[jaunty galleon]

rahhhhhhhhh

[split cliff]

Is that a grab bag reference

[deft ore]

https://gamebanana.com/mods/591945

[hard plank]

the minds

[deft ore]

garb bag

[jaunty galleon]

grab shit

[sleek granite]

these are awesome

[deft ore]

i dont remember deltarune

hold on

[hard plank]

i do not want to talk about gamebanana

is the download speed still ass to this day

[deft ore]

https://github.com/SpilledPaints/Balatro-Deltarune-Skin-Mod oh i found it

[wind token]

Nice

[teal sky]

meoww

[solar sandal]

mraoww :3

[teal sky]

[solar sandal]

mew :3

[hardy brook]

Is it bad I want Murphy to fail so i can make more jokers? Lol

[hardy brook]

They're already ante 13

[solar sandal]

whos murphy again

[grand geode]

huh

[solar sandal]

splendid

[hardy brook]

Not enough suits

[grand geode]

context

[solar sandal]

the paperback suits were added. i feel at peace

[distant badge]

shinku i have 429 cards

[hardy brook]

Context: https://www.twitch.tv/murphyobv

[hardy brook]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1223480942992167004

[grand geode]

oh is it just a naneinf run

[hardy brook]

yes

[grand geode]

nty

[hardy brook]

nty?

(It's naneinf with a twist)

[distant badge]

no thank you i'd assume

[hardy brook]

nty: Naughty

[distant badge]

i didn't expect murphy to have a moustache honestly

[solar sandal]

now i can use either vocaloid cards or deltarune cards depending on my modd 🔥

[distant badge]

ok jokers

now ill never know the total number of 5s i own...

[hardy brook]

Not enough

[stark shale]

that's normal

[sleek granite]

me omw to bottle the spectral infused card so i can play it every round

[distant badge]

im gonna remove the jokers

[plush hound]

im back from my

job interview

[fickle elbow]

You should add ~118 suits

[sleek granite]

neixkko getting a job

[plush hound]

yes

[distant badge]

WHO ARE YOU
-# i am aware that opal is the name of a real gemstone

[livid meadow]

J*b??
(I hope it went well)

[plush hound]

i will send an EMPLOYMENT LETTER to you

no censor

[plush hound]

tyyyy

[livid meadow]

🤮🤮🤮

[sleek granite]

me with no idea what the hell this thing should do:
yes

[livid meadow]

Dying over here

[livid meadow]

Is this legible at all or am I blind

[solar sandal]

mfw the game just gives me photochad

[teal sky]

how funny would it be to add a mod that just adds kagawa mode to balatro

[sleek granite]

"a hand is waiting til you're all alone"

its flavor text just extremely screwed up

[livid meadow]

Makes sense

[prime lance]

If anyone here is good at modding cards and doing sprites I have a proposition if you help me make like some cards and stuff for a mod i will pay you with steam games or nitro so DM me 💀

The mod itself is gonna be unbalanced chaos because I think that would be comedic

An example of a card

Im Jeong Dae (Player 100): If you have $100 gain +100 mult for each card played ||1 in 100 chance to be impaled with a metal pipe and die||

[livid meadow]

It's 2am so I'm on lowest brightness possible

[livid meadow]

Spoilers smh

[prime lance]

Oh shit yeah lemme censor

[hard plank]

the shenanigans

[visual pecan]

how can i re-enable acheivements and fix missed ones for my main profile?

[hard plank]

uh

Go to Mods

then go to config

[visual pecan]

dont have any anymore, button isnt there

[pliant gale]

Hey gamers! Question, where can/should i post about questions in regards to mods and error codes? I was playing the game with the Cryptid mod (and other mods needed to make it run correctly i believe) and i was playing with the deck that gives the upside of all decks, and got an error screen but cant tell what caused it to crash/figure out what im missing to prevent said crash 😅

I took a screenshot of said error code as well

[hard plank]

the bite of 86

[hard plank]

antimatter deck is somewhat unstable it's kinda known already

[pliant gale]

ooooh okay, i wasnt aware of that and thought maybe i was missing some other mod that made it work better/prevent crashing. Thank you for the info 😄

[hard plank]

what is the crash anyway

[visual pecan]

is there like a flag in a profile file somewhere i can change?

[hard plank]

you go to mods

[hardy brook]

The Planet and The Spectral

[hard plank]

and go to config

the setting is right there

[tropic egret]

crashes? in my intentionally unbalanced mod? it's more likely than yoy think

[visual pecan]

there is no mods button

[hard plank]

????

[tropic egret]

down load smods and lovely

[hard plank]

wtf??

then how are you achievements disabled

[tropic egret]

also i think you are in the wrong chat if you have no mod s.

[pliant gale]

This is the crash screen it gave me. i was maybe 2 or 3 antes in before the crash, before this i was 2 antes in and then it crashed

[tropic egret]

well i mean you should probably report this

[visual pecan]

if i do load mods there is mods button but no config

[visual pecan]

modded once near the start of playing, didnt realise it had disabled till now

no config :(

[hard plank]

that's an

interesting version of steamodded

where did you get it

[hard plank]

_ _

[visual pecan]

thunderstore through R2

[hard plank]

yeah don't do that

that version is like

a year old

https://github.com/Steamodded/smods/

[visual pecan]

well i modded it like a year ago so that makes sense

[whole nova]

epic link fail

[hard plank]

Guyse

[whole nova]

Gayse

[visual pecan]

is there no other way to change it without downloading and installing a new modloader?

[distant badge]

smol aikoyori next to the 6 evil partners of doom

[hard plank]

no

nobody uses that version anymore

[hard plank]

silly

[visual pecan]

i dont even want mods T_T

[whole nova]

so why do you have steamodded lol

[hard plank]

then why did you install steamodded

[visual pecan]

because i did once over a year ago

[hard plank]

you'll need to remove it

which I'm not sure how with older steamodded

have you tried repairing game files

[visual pecan]

yep

[hard plank]

try uninstalling

[normal hollow]

remove the version.dll in your balatro exe folder and verify integrity on steam as far as i remember

[hard plank]

remove everything from modded balatro folder

[hard plank]

was this the case before lovely came around

[normal hollow]

9.8 is lovely

[visual pecan]

i removed the entire steamapps/common/balatro folder and verified before

[normal hollow]

but the verify integrity is for the inject thing

[zenith loom]

i thought lovely came before smods

[plush hound]

eggs before chickens

[hard plank]

isn't steamodded like

[pliant gale]

Where could i submit this report?

[hard plank]

from February of 24

[normal hollow]

discord.gg/cryptid

[pliant gale]

Thank you 😄

[hard plank]

yeah lovely came before steamodded

[plush hound]

coding time

[brisk seal]

That feels like a week enhancement

*weak

[plush hound]

week?

[hard plank]

i stand corrected

[plush hound]

oh

[hardy brook]

7 days enhancement

[plush hound]

12 business days

[plush hound]

both good tho

[hardy brook]

It can be busted in the right situations, but I'm reusing ideas from my old mods in this

[plush hound]

reaction images

[brisk seal]

Which situations

[hardy brook]

idk

situations

[deft ore]

DOOR STUCK

[plush hound]

door stuc

[hard plank]

the ever imposing triangle:

[hardy brook]

again, really just importing it because of another mod

[hard plank]

why do you do atlases like this

it's not even funny anymore

please stop

[plush hound]

because its FUN

[solar sandal]

cool Triangle but whats going on with those lights

[whole nova]

they added an official lava chicken music disc to minecraft

[plush hound]

also for the atlas joker

[hard plank]

i mentioned this like

5 days ago i believe

[solar sandal]

who needs lava chicken music when you have Copper Golems

[hard plank]

they are adding copper armour and tools to Minecraft

[plush hound]

mf thinks this is Terraria

adding copper everything

[deft ore]

with the new updates i feel as if minecraft has gone through a change in creative leadership rather suddenly

[hard plank]

this is not a joke

[hardy brook]

Technically Chaos 1.0.0 is ready for upload but there's just so little in the mod idk if i should upload yet

[plush hound]

finally, no more mods

[deft ore]

now adding the copper pearl to coppercraft

[hardy brook]

and one joker i have to relock

[whole nova]

oops

[plush hound]

the pain joker is done?

[hard plank]

https://minecraft.wiki/w/Fall_Drop_2025

[hardy brook]

no that's Wheel of Pain

I'm talking about Chaos Update

[plush hound]

OHHHH

[visual pecan]

okay so if i download new steammodded i will be able to reenable achievements and then ditch it?

[hard plank]

you just remove steamodded actually

[visual pecan]

where is it to be removed?

i've very much tried to

[hardy brook]

Oh I know what i should do

[deft ore]

why is there heavenly light covering up the screen

[hard plank]

actually i don't think that works here

[plush hound]

can you feel the light

inside

[distant badge]

it would appear my diamonds are liberated

[solar sandal]

why. why are they [Doing That] again

[whole nova]

what the hell is happening

[deft ore]

new secret boss just dropped: your diamonds apparently

[visual pecan]

done that – still disabled

[deft ore]

hearing the freedom motif in my balala theme

[hard plank]

what's disabled

[visual pecan]

acheivements

[distant badge]

one of the mods i have is icky about the card set and sometimes disassembles my diamonds for fun

[hard plank]

wait did you uninstall thru steam already

[visual pecan]

about 10 times or so, yeah

[hard plank]

how do you know that the achievements are still disabled

[whole nova]

i really like the idea that the mod just threw your cards across the table

[tropic egret]

every mod has a persona

the mod that throws diamonds around is a cat

[distant badge]

challenger deep is screaming

[whole nova]

true

[hardy brook]

uh what?

[tropic egret]

the true hand

[visual pecan]

the fact that it says acheivements disabled is a pretty good tell

[plush hound]

bald people

[finite vapor]

Does anyone know if they will add support for mods on Android?

[whole nova]

jesse

[visual pecan]

also it not giving acheivements

[whole nova]

not planned

unfortunately

[plush hound]

jesse we need to get photochad jesse

its the only way to defeat the water

[distant badge]

bald joker synergy

[whole nova]

well technically there's support given the fact the game is the same but. there's no official support and will not be official tools (nor is it allowed to be talked about here)

[livid meadow]

You might be kinda cooked for that profile then
Unless you can manually fix it

[hard plank]

that's because you used the unlock all buttons

[distant badge]

bald build balatro

[plush hound]

dougdoug build

[hard plank]

💀

[plush hound]

ft. NL

[finite vapor]

How awful

[visual pecan]

if i did that i would have unlocked all

i havent touched unlock all

[whole nova]

the button would still be there would it not

[hard plank]

then i think you'll have to manually edit your save

[distant badge]

you will have to choose an almighty bald person. one that governs all bald people

they may give xmult per bald joker

[whole nova]

northernlion

[hard plank]

https://balatro.shorty.systems/

[plush hound]

r/WeJokeDougDoug

Gains X0.2 for each lines of code in this Mod

[whole nova]

aged beef dad

[hard plank]

stop

[plush hound]

i aspire to be him

stoned modder

[whole nova]

can't join not discord from the tag discord hates me

[hard plank]

Stop Everything

[plush hound]

Aiko

Get The Banana

[plush hound]

why not

[wind token]

Hi chat

[distant badge]

oh… that’s balatro using ai… koyori…

[plush hound]

bald

[whole nova]

the button just isn't there lmao

[plush hound]

except dafoe

[tropic egret]

Potassium

x3 Mult

[whole nova]

Desolate

maybe it's cause mobil

e

[plush hound]

just use the server link lol

[whole nova]

yeah

[wind token]

Chat, you have to choose one person to blow up, who?

[distant badge]

where’s shaquille o’neal

[whole nova]

che guevara

[plush hound]

this whole atlas is DEDICATED for bald people

[plush hound]

trif

[whole nova]

#EXPLODEELONMUSK

[whole nova]

wtf

[plush hound]

LMAO

[whole nova]

not nice

[plush hound]

you need to

combust

[whole nova]

noo

[tropic egret]

idk i would blow up whoever types in this chat next ig

[hard plank]

myself

[wind token]

Oh.

[whole nova]

seems like it was gonna happen anyways

[plush hound]

Susie's Idea

[wind token]

Do you want to talk about it?

[whole nova]

i don't think it's that serious

[hard plank]

no not really I'm not depressed

[distant badge]

can i blow up the maldives

[torn urchin]

Good morning

[wind token]

I’m still allowed to be a kind person

[plush hound]

can i blow

all of you

up

[torn urchin]

What the fuck

[whole nova]

i quickly typed stop

[tropic egret]

i wanna blow up nxkoo now

[plush hound]

??????????????

what

that was a threat]

[whole nova]

#FUCKINGKILLNXKOO

[distant badge]

and this is a promise

[torn urchin]

I just read the first line

[plush hound]

NO

[tropic egret]

okay chat no more killing nxkoo

[distant badge]

you will be blown up.

[torn urchin]

Kind of freaky

[tall perch]

:(

[hard plank]

blow nxkoo up for using atlas incorrectly

[plush hound]

I DONT CARE WHO YOU'RE SENDING

[daring sluice]

hi guys am i invited to nxkoo killing

[plush hound]

IM NOT USING PROPER ATLAS

[hard plank]

waste of space

[distant badge]

everyone but nxkoo is

[hard plank]

holy shit

[plush hound]

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hard plank]

this should be a crime

[torn urchin]

No no even Nxkoo will be invited of the killing

[daring sluice]

massive

[plush hound]

massive

[distant badge]

12 jokers per sometimes

[torn urchin]

Tho do they deserve it

[plush hound]

you know what else is massive

[torn urchin]

Meh

[torn urchin]

You're forehead

[plush hound]

12 Jokers per Lunch Break

[whole nova]

geordie greep

[wind token]

Shut the fuck up

[hard plank]

Massive by Native Instruments

[tropic egret]

while true do
G.user:blow_up('nxkoo_')
end

[plush hound]

IF WE GOT A LOW TAPER F

[whole nova]

could this be the worst possible way to set up atlases?

[hard plank]

sorry

[distant badge]

ive been using the same joker atlas since last year

[plush hound]

D:

[hard plank]

https://www.native-instruments.com/en/products/komplete/synths/massive/

[plush hound]

i want this to be the jankiest mod to be made

[whole nova]

in this case wouldn't G.user already represent a user object

[hard plank]

use code AIKO25 for 25% off your first purchase

[whole nova]

given the colon

[hard plank]

(I'm not actually sponsored)

[tropic egret]

fineeee

[whole nova]

haha you are terrible at coding!

i am joking, by the way.

[hard plank]

you know who else is terrible at coding

[wind token]

Noelle

[plush hound]

if context.nxkoo_dies then
love.event.knife_to_heart()

[distant badge]

this chat was (not) sponsored by squarejoker

[whole nova]

me

[wind token]

My mom probably

[hard plank]

me

[whole nova]

so is the function to kill you being called as you're already dying

this logic makes no sense!

[plush hound]

FOR YOU ONLY

NOT ME

devs dont playtest

[hard plank]

dumbass

[tropic egret]

eval G.user.326686861450018817:blow_up()

[plush hound]

D:

[torn urchin]

Deltarune ahh

[plush hound]

i aspire to be like UNDERTALE type of coding

[torn urchin]

Bro can't say determination

[plush hound]

held together with duct tape

[plush hound]

and DETERMINATION

[torn urchin]

COULDN'T SAY DETERMINATION

[distant badge]

i was going to say something about kevlar but i misread the end of this as “aromantic poly…”

[tropic egret]

i thought undertales code was held together by pipis

[whole nova]

endless switch statement

[hard plank]

they need to make one for 🏳️‍⚧️

[plush hound]

elif

[torn urchin]

That also

[wind token]

Trans people aren’t real… like the birds… /j

[plush hound]

rouxls

[hard plank]

but is Berdly real

[plush hound]

first ralsei is not real

and now this?!

[wind token]

I hope not…

[torn urchin]

Doesn't deserve to be real

[hard plank]

he wants you to be his player 2

[distant badge]

trans people are real
nxkoo is not real

[wind token]

[plush hound]

I AM REAL

[torn urchin]

I agree

[torn urchin]

Huh?

Who said that

[wind token]

It’s like I can still hear them

[hard plank]

you can't prove it

[torn urchin]

Must be the wind

[plush hound]

DUDE????

[hard plank]

actually who am i replying

[torn urchin]

Nxkoo is dead squared

[torn urchin]

Gaster

[hard plank]

must've been the wind

[whole nova]

i am real

[tropic egret]

why do i smell question marks

no one is using them

[plush hound]

Guys, im alive 🥀

[whole nova]

:wikte

[torn urchin]

WOAH

[plush hound]

SHUT UP

[whole nova]

haha

[distant badge]

if nxkoo was real they would be able to be squared into a positive number

[wind token]

I like women

[whole nova]

minor spelling mistake

[torn urchin]

I HEARD SOMETHING

[plush hound]

1

[hard plank]

guys can you smell that wilted rose

[whole nova]

no

[plush hound]

fly high trif🕊️

[tropic egret]

what is a nxkoo

[whole nova]

Goodbye

[plush hound]

ME

[tropic egret]

that's not an english word

[plush hound]

I AM A STURGEON

[distant badge]

no idea

[plush hound]

SURGEON*

[torn urchin]

Don't worry guys I brought my Ouija board

[hard plank]

this is true but unfortunately i can only see -1 when you put the air into the square

[distant badge]

I AM A STURGEON DOCKTOR HAN

[tropic egret]

nah im calling an exorcist

[torn urchin]

We don't need one

[tropic egret]

someone must have died here a lot of times

[torn urchin]

We use the power of duct tape

[plush hound]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[torn urchin]

And a broken Ouija board

[tropic egret]

the ouija board only has two letters

[plush hound]

if context.nxkoo_main then

[hard plank]

why do i smell commas

[plush hound]

DUDE

[distant badge]

nxkoo is secretly a phasmophobia ghost type

[stark shale]

Jesse, we need more blind stickers

[tropic egret]

whoa holy shit the ghost jist said D D

[wind token]

Berdly would totally belive slender man was real

[torn urchin]

I didn't even know that's possible

But yet I do smell them

[distant badge]

we do not need them, but i would like to make them

[whole nova]

chat do i commit to the berdly cosplay for comic-con because it's really fuckign funny

[torn urchin]

But we all agree if Nxkoo was "real" we would kill them on the spot

[tropic egret]

we want more blind stickers

[wind token]

Yea

[hard plank]

are my blinds difficult enough

[tropic egret]

i mean sure but what's a nxkoo

[wind token]

Your blinds made me do lines

[torn urchin]

Exactly

[hard plank]

what

[torn urchin]

I ain't reading all that

[tropic egret]

what if nxkoo is the name of a cat

[wind token]

Who said that

[hard plank]

read what

[plush hound]

IM HERE

[hard plank]

there's nothing to read

[torn urchin]

My thoughts

[whole nova]

helpful diagam

[distant badge]

i think players would have aneurysms if they got the thought stickers on their cards

[hard plank]

i would shit myself

[torn urchin]

Where's the thong

[hard plank]

as the person who made it

[wind token]

Don’t forget the glssses

[whole nova]

i am 16 years old

[tropic egret]

blue hair and birdnouns

[wind token]

What the fuck

[distant badge]

i dont even know what the thought stickers could possibly do

[whole nova]

already wearing them

[torn urchin]

IT WAS A JOKE-

[wind token]

also isn’t berdly a minor anyways

[torn urchin]

I'm half tired I just woke uo-

[hard plank]

turns the next blind into the thought when scored

[whole nova]

I- oop-

[wind token]

Me if I was rich

[distant badge]

new atlas “aikoyori_stickers.png”

[hard plank]

😭

[plush hound]

🤑

[hard plank]

wordle or die

[stark shale]

⠀

[distant badge]

“aikoyori_stickers2.png”

[whole nova]

ice pick lobotomy

[plush hound]

let me lobotomize you with ceremonial dagger

[whole nova]

noo

[torn urchin]

Yes please

Whoever said that

[plush hound]

IM REAL

[hard plank]

look i would shit myself if that was the case

[plush hound]

look

[hard plank]

however

[plush hound]

existence = true

[distant badge]

i’m not nxkoo (if they even exist) so ill keep all my aiko stickers in one atlas

[hard plank]

yay

[plush hound]

po0-i98uyguhb3jdm;lqp-0oi98uyguhj3klr2p[-qe0oci98ui

alright thats it

im logging off

[torn urchin]

Oh hey nxkoo

I didn't see you there

[hard plank]

does anyone ever feel like there is a password generator in this chat

[torn urchin]

Could've said something

[plush hound]

IM KILLING ALL OF YOU

not you noelle

[torn urchin]

That's what I'm saying

[whole nova]

am i safe

[plush hound]

you're involved trif

[torn urchin]

Average Krislle I see

[plush hound]

proceed

[gray schooner]

i wish the one blind where non played cards are deleted is bs

[torn urchin]

Correct

[wind token]

Kris, I need you to kill me

[whole nova]

there are no valid ships everything is awful and evil and fake

[plush hound]

WHAT

[torn urchin]

Nah

They need you

[whole nova]

wtf..

[torn urchin]

Proceed

[plush hound]

the only valid ship

[hard plank]

😭😭😭😭

[plush hound]

is me and rouxls

[whole nova]

No

[hard plank]

ante 12 ahh blinds

[plush hound]

Yes

[wind token]

But… Susie and… :( susie and… :(

[plush hound]

god he's so hot

[wind token]

:(

[distant badge]

hello modded balatro wiki? id like to look at aiko’s blinds please. yes, please blast my screen with whiter than the sun graphics at 3am. thank you

[plush hound]

he's probably like on his 150s but whatever

[whole nova]

well susie and noelle is literally in the story

everything else is EVIL and FAKE and

[wind token]

:)

[hard plank]

dark mode

[plush hound]

ship it

Flush Five

[distant badge]

does the wiki have darkmode on mobile

[hard plank]

why do i see five aces of spades

[hard plank]

oh

i didn't think you're on mobile

[distant badge]

github

[distant badge]

github is darkmode by default i win

[whole nova]

bitches love my glasses and tendency to ramble

[deft ore]

too bad, homophobic carol be upon ye

[wind token]

This time, I’m really gonna cast a new spell

[hard plank]

this time

I'm really gonna do it

[vague wharf]

Had an odd idea for a Joker

[wind token]

No, don’t do it

[distant badge]

bit of late night reading (aikoyori’s shenanigans localization/en-us.lua)

[vague wharf]

On/Off switch, Debuffs all jokers to the right of it

[hard plank]

why would i

[vague wharf]

Pareidolia

[hard plank]

need it

[vague wharf]

against plant

[plush hound]

face reveal

[torn urchin]

What's under there

[hard plank]

then you just die anyway?

[vague wharf]

Maybe idk it was just an idea

[wind token]

I hope you stub ur toe

[torn urchin]

Sigh

[hard plank]

plant is ante 4 and up

by then you probably already have half the setup

[plush hound]

wait

shit

wrong

[vague wharf]

seemed cool

[whole nova]

what the hell was that

[hard plank]

wow the air sure is strong today

[vague wharf]

good thing i'm not in charge of balatro i guess

sue me

[wind token]

Sister (I got no idea)

[distant badge]

salient stream could have a sticker version

[whole nova]

completely irrelevant but peak pfp

[wind token]

Now say that to me

[hard plank]

idk when you will ever need it

[whole nova]

yours isn't disco elysium

can't

[plush hound]

help_rune might be a thing

[wind token]

[hard plank]

unless it's for a boss that requires you to purposely underscore

[whole nova]

this SUCKS

[plush hound]

this PEAKS

[hard plank]

the wind is so strong

[plush hound]

aiko istg..

[sleek granite]

we dont need to make deltarune creepier

[hard plank]

my hair are all blown away

[wind token]

I burped

[torn urchin]

I agree

Did you close the window?

[hard plank]

i think i did

[torn urchin]

Who the fuck is letting all this air in

[hardy brook]

Meh

[plush hound]

this PEAKS

[hardy brook]

This ain't balatro

or mods

[wind token]

I just sneezed

[plush hound]

DELTALATRO

[hardy brook]

no

[hard plank]

https://youtu.be/D6DVTLvOupE

[whole nova]

okay yeah this does

[wind token]

Say bless you…

[plush hound]

bless you

[torn urchin]

Peak

[hard plank]

wow magic

[distant badge]

me returning my discarded cards to my deck

[wind token]

The wind is talking to me and it sounds a lot nicer than y’all

[plush hound]

istg dude..

[hard plank]

wind is so strong even with doors closed

[plush hound]

ALRIGHT THATS IT

[distant badge]

and played hands actually

[plush hound]

im going to shower

toodles

[torn urchin]

Oh hey Nxkoo

[whole nova]

welcome to the green room

[plush hound]

for fuck sake people

[torn urchin]

Enjoy that shower

[hard plank]

who is that

[distant badge]

so thats nxkoo

[torn urchin]

Uhhhhh

[wind token]

Guys fucking please… say bless you

[torn urchin]

I forgot

[hard plank]

oops

[torn urchin]

Bless you

[wind token]

Fuck you

[torn urchin]

:D

[distant badge]

curse you

[hard plank]

have you ever seen

[deft ore]

is that rouxls

[hardy brook]

Ice Cube

[hard plank]

the showdowns

[wind token]

I’m not berdly

[hardy brook]

idc

ice cube

🧊

[deft ore]

you're the angel you can bless yourself

[distant badge]

some of your blinds are very evil and i am blessed to have never met them

[wind token]

Am I being hit on

[hardy brook]

i still don't understand what a berley is

[deft ore]

no this is a reference to the "noelle is jesus" theory

[wind token]

I like my idea better

Please stop hitting on me

[distant badge]

-# BUG sticker that destroys a random joker and then removes itself upon scoring

[hard plank]

BUG

[hardy brook]

Well this sucks. Murphy's gonna do naneinf possibly and I only have 3 jokers

[hard plank]

https://youtu.be/FkO8ub83wss

[hardy brook]

showing a photo doesn't help

[hard plank]

that's very

much

Berdly

[hard plank]

😭

that is coming from a person who made Challenger Deep

[deft ore]

what do you all think ralsei is in the light world anyways

[distant badge]

WHAT ☹️

[hardy brook]

you should see my extreme decks

[torn urchin]

You don't need to know

[deft ore]

api mods get special treatment because TECHNICALLY they didnt add the challenge

[torn urchin]

It's a dumb bird

That doesn't exist

[distant badge]

i don’t make the challenges i just facilitate the rules

[whole nova]

either kris' fake horns or i've heard people say he could be a plushie/teddy bear

[torn urchin]

Just like nxkoo

"Nxkoo"

[deft ore]

ralsei in the light world is the ralsei plush

[whole nova]

the saddest theory i ever saw about it was that ralsei is what kris wishes they looked like, like they thought his appearance up as a kid or something when they still wanted to look like monsters

[wind token]

I love berdly… as a friend

[hard plank]

$36.00 MSRP plush

[zenith loom]

ok well it doesnt work very well without entropy active but ill fix that tomorrow since ruby is asleep

[harsh glacier]

burghley

[whole nova]

i hate berdly with my entire soul but he;s so funny to me

[distant badge]

i could technically make the player receive -2500% of the money they get after a blind but i don’t

[whole nova]

Berdly

I Only Play Mobile Games

[deft ore]

this is what i believe essentially

ralsei is a drawing of kris's old fursona from before they were doggy

[harsh glacier]

hi guys

[distant badge]

there’s probably so much evil in challenger deep that i have forgotten

[plush hound]

im back

[wind token]

Hi back

I’m spine

[harsh glacier]

Nxkoo will die in 0 seconds.

[torn urchin]

Yup

[plush hound]

W-

[torn urchin]

Insert deltarune explosion.mp3

[whole nova]

the absolute best fan concept i keep seeing is that asriel's undertale god of hyperdeath look or whatever is a character he plays as in a game or even a dnd campaign lol

[zenith loom]

hi haya

[distant badge]

nxkoo returns in deltarune chapter 5

[hard plank]

who is nxkoo

[whole nova]

same with ||dess and the knight||

[whole nova]

HOW MUCH LONGER NOW ...?

[torn urchin]

Idk

[torn urchin]

2026

[daring sluice]

top 10 corpses

[torn urchin]

If only I had the game

[deft ore]

||they're all selfinsert ocs, including chara as "the demon that comes when you call its name" ||

[hard plank]

you can get a trial version for free on the play store

[deft ore]

||and ralsei is kris's self insert oc||

[plush hound]

WAIT A SECOND I GOT FREE NITRO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[torn urchin]

Holy moly