#🕹・game-discussion

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lost vault
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preaching build variety whilst also telling me to only play face card builds just so the plant is a threat

serene forge
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playing face card builds then complaining about plant:

echo sphinx
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surely the convo cant be dumber than this

rich mauve
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see the problem is sometimes you lose even if you account for it

the game doesn't give you justice or director's cut for free

cloud sinew
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i quite like photochad as a face card build because of how easy it is to account for the bosses it is "countered" by

spare elk
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I had found a fun seed that had an early Wee Joker and I think Brainstorm so I had gave that seed another shot and it was pretty fun finding out the best and most optimal way to play the early parts of the seed

echo sphinx
serene forge
lost vault
cloud sinew
valid plover
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should i get scary face (all cards count as face cards and i have photochad)

cloud sinew
ancient gyro
cosmic sun
rich mauve
lost vault
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see the problem is youre always sayung "its threating if" not "its threatening because"

exotic silo
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Seltzer did show up, in ante 2

lost vault
cosmic sun
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Basic scoring builds are not forced you just naturally build into those

cloud sinew
echo sphinx
cosmic sun
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But it says more about the player if they keep talking about face card builds 💀

serene forge
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the plant needs a nerf, I'm using face card strategy and there's just no counterplay :((((

lost vault
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the window is a threat if i always run diamonds

cosmic sun
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People run face card builds just not in the way that this person thinks

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🦅

rich mauve
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this is true

lost vault
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but i dont

echo sphinx
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the mouth is a threat if i dont focus on a single hand

rich mauve
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I was talking about this

lost vault
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so the window isnt always a threat

echo sphinx
rich mauve
cloud sinew
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i would die if someone shot me 4 billion times

rich mauve
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I never said always

serene forge
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the head is a threat if you're bad at this game

pale wolf
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different run lol

humble gulch
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"X is a problem because I don't know how to play any other thing" 😭

turbid nova
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the psychic is a threat because I can't read

lost vault
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the plant is ONLY a threat if youre relying heavily on face cards

serene forge
cloud sinew
# rich mauve I never said always

you said it's a threat if you try and have fun.
i always try and have fun, and succeed, that's why I play so much.
therefore plant must always be a threat, except it isnt.

pale wolf
echo sphinx
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the literacy is a problem if you cant read books

serene forge
cloud sinew
lost vault
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i didnt realize the plant was "lose the run instantly if you're currently having fun"

lost vault
ancient gyro
# rich mauve this is true

window isn't a threat if I run all diamonds while having joker agnostic scoring such as squimbo/rtb/carpshark

echo sphinx
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the physic is a thread because i play for square value

frank grove
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you're not going trib on every run though

lost vault
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so its not really a threat

turbid nova
serene forge
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face card scoring and having fun is an oxymoron

echo sphinx
humble gulch
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It's honestly sad how C++ means nothing ❤️‍🩹

ancient gyro
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i can run pareidolia into plant and still be fine because I have scoring covered by on joker scoring sources

lost vault
turbid nova
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"the ox is a threat" buddy just play a different hand???

lost vault
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i dont even have c++ byw

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or c+

pale wolf
echo sphinx
cloud sinew
ancient gyro
echo sphinx
turbid nova
cosmic sun
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Not shocked

pale wolf
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not worth sigil on this erratic deck

serene forge
echo sphinx
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forgor

turbid nova
pale wolf
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its definitely not wraith

echo sphinx
lost vault
cosmic sun
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Also my theory of Balatro players tripping over the tiniest semantics stays undefeated

pale wolf
frank grove
cosmic sun
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"Plant is a threat"

lost vault
serene forge
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I wish holding r counted as a loss

echo sphinx
serene forge
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so I could ask this guy to look up their winrate

cosmic sun
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Balatro player logic is very black and white ngl

turbid nova
lost vault
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0% winrate (rounded up)

cosmic sun
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"Campfire is bad because it resets every ante"

turbid nova
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if you don't finish a run it counts as a loss type shi

pale wolf
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you can see number of runs vs number wins, right?

cosmic sun
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Type logic

serene forge
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balatro showed me how bad the average person is at math

ancient gyro
frank grove
patent sail
lost vault
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i dont see why anyone wouldnt just reset when they dont get yorick in ante 1. youre just playing a run thats worse for no reason. just hold r for all eternity.

turbid nova
cloud sinew
pale wolf
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the ouija was aces

echo sphinx
cloud sinew
turbid nova
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ouija almost gave me a 4oak ace run

ancient gyro
turbid nova
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notice how I said almost because using ouija automatically dooms your run

lost vault
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my mouth counters obelisk 😋

humble gulch
echo sphinx
spare elk
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Now see another example is that all the Legendary Jokers (except Chicot in most cases, in fact they’re technically the exception) are best suited for different kinds of runs such as Yorick being a great Joker in general but asks Discards so every Joker is only good sometimes, like how Trib isn’t a fan of the Plant, Yorick doesn’t like The Water to an extent

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Now the point of this statement? Honestly idk I spent to long writing this I forgot

cosmic sun
echo sphinx
lost vault
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yoruck doesnt care about the water

buoyant stratus
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I didn't know blackboard took such little deck fixing to be great

lost vault
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wow one round without discarding

echo sphinx
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gang what

cosmic sun
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They prolly think Obelisk pivot is doing 12 more high cards

lost vault
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hes a scaling joker

cosmic sun
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And that is their limit

cloud sinew
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or discard without downsides

lost vault
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he doesnt lose mult if you dont discard

humble gulch
cloud sinew
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not that it's countered by water

ancient gyro
spare elk
cloud sinew
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i think the water part is a bad example

lost vault
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nothing counters yorick really

cloud sinew
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the rest is true though

ancient gyro
lost vault
echo sphinx
turbid nova
echo sphinx
lost vault
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the needle counters green joker

frank grove
cloud sinew
turbid nova
cloud sinew
echo sphinx
frank grove
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full house apologist: needle isnt that hard

turbid nova
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even so

turbid nova
ancient gyro
cloud sinew
spare elk
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The point is that just like how certain Bosses counter different run archetypes certain Jokers get countered by bosses as well. That’s just how Balatro works

hollow notch
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this was a fun run tbh

ancient gyro
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ch

echo sphinx
lost vault
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chicot doesnt get countered by any bosses

lost vault
cloud sinew
turbid nova
echo sphinx
hollow notch
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stupid heart

lost vault
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sepent

humble gulch
turbid nova
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I understand if you go for win streak you probably hate it

cloud sinew
rich mauve
turbid nova
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I'm not just gonna pretend it makes me lose when it doesn't

spare elk
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So saying The Plant is difficult is like saying is like saying “I can’t make tacos cause I have stuff to make burgers” or something idk, every run is different and has its counters

turbid nova
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the run killers for me are usually stuff like manacle or fish

spare elk
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Fih

pale wolf
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stickered but decent neg tag

echo sphinx
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my run killer is econ greed mmmmmmm

turbid nova
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fih

echo sphinx
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parking greeeedddddd

humble gulch
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Surely there's a Yorick here

hollow notch
turbid nova
lost vault
turbid nova
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killed many runs

echo sphinx
spare elk
cosmic sun
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idk guys the increasing scoring requirements are a threat

echo sphinx
cosmic sun
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☝️

ancient gyro
turbid nova
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but it backfires

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and I lose

rich mauve
cloud sinew
ancient gyro
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plant is essentially a no shirt no shoes no service sign in retail stores

spare elk
# ancient gyro what

Me when I say something remotely strange cause I don’t know what to say or can’t come up with anything else:

buoyant stratus
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i like where this run is going

lost vault
ionic jungle
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All skill no luck

cloud sinew
echo sphinx
turbid nova
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the "Play Hand" button is a threat because sometimes when you click it you lose

lost vault
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trueth nuke

echo sphinx
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clearing a blind is a threat because the next one is harder to clear

rich mauve
cloud sinew
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this kinda just feels like cope im being so fr

lost vault
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fun isnt a metaphor

hollow notch
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do i sell deja vu for half joker?

cloud sinew
echo sphinx
frank grove
lost vault
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playing different builds isnt how everyone has fun

cosmic sun
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People play face cards all the time

hollow notch
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good idea cause hit wall immediately lol

cosmic sun
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Again just not the same retrigger shit

hollow notch
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ante 2 wall so its not the worst but still

pale wolf
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ah cool great yea whatever

ancient gyro
lost vault
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and despite your acknowledgement you made multiple arguments proposing the hypothetical that i DID play face builds often even though i stated clearly that i dont

cloud sinew
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ante 2 wall my hatred

lost vault
echo sphinx
cloud sinew
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ante 2 wall and needle are sad because i very often have to sink my econ into not dying

humble gulch
ancient gyro
cloud sinew
ancient gyro
cloud sinew
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wait no its 4k

hollow notch
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pair or 3oak build? you pick

cloud sinew
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but still

turbid nova
cloud sinew
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4k is a lot

frank grove
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4k is pretty tough from 600 last boss 😭

cosmic sun
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Imma just start pressing people about what type of builds they actually play

cloud sinew
cosmic sun
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When they make statements

rich mauve
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okay then just forget about me saying fun

cosmic sun
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Gotta really narrow it down

echo sphinx
hollow notch
hasty onyx
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im so pissed off that the jimbo ragebait unironically worked

echo sphinx
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4k is a lot until random stuff like Half joker shows up

cloud sinew
turbid nova
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one of the disadvantages of picking jokers like nova grimbo or bus early is that

hollow notch
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got popcorn in shop! time to turn brain off!

turbid nova
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early needle

cloud sinew
rich mauve
cloud sinew
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a single heirophant is usually enough

lost vault
hollow notch
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willy joker or mr bones?

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i kinda want to go mr bones tbh

cloud sinew
lost vault
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maybe

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:3

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i love purple seals

rich mauve
echo sphinx
pale wolf
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i ecto'd and then didn't feel like rerolling, but I forgot that i had riff raff and it made chaos:D

lost vault
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no jimbo is a card

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jimbo doesnt play balatro

echo sphinx
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ante 2 wall is kinda free

rich mauve
echo sphinx
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iirc 3.2k small blind ante 3

rich mauve
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what about the person who's in driving license

bleak bolt
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almost 800 on da wee

heady river
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Then what

lost vault
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we've lost the plot

cloud sinew
frank grove
lost vault
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i wont humor this silly discussion anymore

cloud sinew
echo sphinx
frank grove
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the difference is the number of shops and jokers you get to see

rich mauve
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I wonder if the discussion would be the same if the plant disabled numerical cards

echo sphinx
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needle is unquestionably bad
wall seems more doable

cloud sinew
echo sphinx
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i se

hollow notch
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rare tag gave trio lol

lost vault
cloud sinew
turbid nova
lost vault
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guys i think the discussion would be differnet if plant sold a random joker when you won

cloud sinew
pale wolf
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least scary ch ever

turbid nova
rich mauve
lost vault
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whats the point

echo sphinx
lost vault
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yknow what sure

heady river
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Is this server full of psychos

echo sphinx
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...if can scale through ante 3 that is

lost vault
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if the plant disabled number cards sure

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it would be a little more threatening

frank grove
lost vault
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who cares

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it doesnt do that

turbid nova
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the abbacus: numbered cards are disabled

echo sphinx
lost vault
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true

pale wolf
echo sphinx
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reddit will love this

echo sphinx
alpine stone
pale wolf
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this profile is absolutely loaded with souls

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ive had more souls than immolates

lost vault
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guys hypothetically if balatro was a cOMPLETELY DIFFERENT GAME i think this discussion would be going a little differently

echo sphinx
heady river
echo sphinx
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ante 6/7 eye tho

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pray to jesus if your mult is planet

alpine stone
lost vault
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67

heady river
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Mine is for held in hand.

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Not played

cosmic sun
heady river
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Baron

frank grove
heady river
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Not mime

frank grove
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its ante 3+ 😭

heady river
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Why would you use photochad with Baron mime

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That's weird

echo sphinx
turbid nova
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the ox is free just play another type of hand (unironically)

pale wolf
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it was triboulet

rich mauve
pale wolf
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i savescum ofc

echo sphinx
lost vault
echo sphinx
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ante 3 still free om

turbid nova
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the eye and mouth are free just one shot

cosmic sun
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Number cards aren't just retrigger builds either? 😱

echo sphinx
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dwmn i didn't know some bosses still dont exist in ante 2

cosmic sun
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Oh yeah post your joker stats

frank grove
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theres some that dont show up until ante 6 😭 like the ox

lost vault
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this just in

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every build is a retrigger build

echo sphinx
cosmic sun
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I aint even gotta press them about anything else the stats will tell us all

lost vault
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therefore verdant leaf is the scariest buss blind

echo sphinx
frank grove
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its the ox and only the ox

cosmic sun
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Chat did you know face card is photochad and number cards is dusk hack sock

echo sphinx
cosmic sun
echo sphinx
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bros camping the late ante to rob 25

heady river
heady river
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Retrigger builds

heady river
lost vault
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i win just fine without them

frank grove
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i thought serp was ante 6 too but its ante 5?

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weird 😭

lost vault
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do you have a 90% winrste

cosmic sun
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We are NOT running this gauntlet again

heady river
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Also I remember you saying you weren't going to humor this conversation anymore

lost vault
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okay

heady river
cosmic sun
compact niche
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2nd time I made it to ante 15 on unseeded gold - sadly this was with 0 red chip steels

pale wolf
frank grove
lost vault
cosmic sun
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💀

turbid nova
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my reading comprehension lacking ass after discarding 5 cards on the serpent when playing it for the first time

echo sphinx
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bros an Aura spectral enjoyee

heady river
lost vault
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got into vanilla

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what

cosmic sun
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Uh huh...

lost vault
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are you saying u started with modded

heady river
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The game is easy I'm not sure why we're fighting about this

lost vault
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what

lost vault
pale wolf
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🦓 pls play high stakes

lost vault
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and red stake

heady river
lost vault
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weird

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but okay

turbid nova
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the buffed serpent is just gonna force pairslop even more 🥀

echo sphinx
heady river
compact niche
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since I dont have red chip steel cards, ideally what's the play here? sell bean and reset shop in hopes of getting another or troubadour? Or brainstorm?

lost vault
pale wolf
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playing a game on the easiest difficulty and saying it is easy is really dumb

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It's troll content

lost vault
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guys risk of rain is really easy
-drizzle only player

heady river
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Yum

hollow notch
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thank you mr bones

compact niche
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ante 14 was hook and because of the 2 discard i barely cleared it, considering just skipping both blinds and testing my luck against the boss while I still have +2 hand

lost vault
cosmic sun
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Goes up to gold

pale wolf
echo sphinx
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eternals are fun

heady river
heady river
echo sphinx
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cuz hex ankh become actually viable niche

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and madness reigns

spare elk
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Oh yeah btw what’s the most fun deck to play? Replayability and all?
Cause imo I like Erratic deck quite a bit

heady river
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Youre just saying shit to say shit

lost vault
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retrigger builds do tend to be very strong if you set them up right but the setup is inconsistent and isnt always feasible

pale wolf
cosmic sun
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Ppl just saying anything these days tbh it doesn't matter how far they are into a game

lost vault
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modded balatro is very easy usually

lost vault
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especially if you did like cryptid

heady river
cosmic sun
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Anyways I think people talk about the game because they like it

lost vault
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no i hate balatro

cosmic sun
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Hard pill to swallow I know

pale wolf
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like, going through all the stakes in balatro is the macrogame that would usually encompass another entire games playtime... the final boss of the game is when you beat it right?

cosmic sun
lost vault
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glurp

heady river
lost vault
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i dont know what that is

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ive only really played cryptid and hot potato

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cryptid is so boring after like an hour

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hot potato is silly funy

glass creek
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Hot potato is peak

compact niche
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my run is gonna end here 🙁

heady river
lost vault
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oh wait ive also played blindside

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fun but maybe needs some balancing

frank grove
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i should try the pokemon mod at some point it seems neat

heady river
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I think if oil lamp gemini and whatever that smoothie one is called were removed the mod would be far more interesting

heady river
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Instead of speedrun getting value multiplication simulator

compact niche
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I was close and bad RNG on my final discard might have cost me this run

heady river
lost vault
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i won ascendant stake on very fair deck once all because i got membership card from a soul

heady river
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The difficulty topic went away forever ago

lost vault
heady river
lost vault
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i can still have fun in easy games yeah

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i love me some vampire survivors and miitopia

heady river
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(hot potato challenge was the bane of my existence.)

lost vault
pale wolf
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i love easy games like minesweeper

lost vault
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i heart minesweepr

pale wolf
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they all turn into speedrunning games though

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Anything for there to be a way to be bad at an easy game

serene forge
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weakest rough gem performance

hollow notch
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got yorick alright

lost vault
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i also like mario galaxy and thats not super difficult

heady river
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That's the one thing I don't like is hush and boss rush, i don't feel those really needed to be implemented the way they were

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But whatever I deal with it so

serene forge
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i cringe whenever i see people call pokemon games easy because i manage to get my ass kicked in them sometimes

pale wolf
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by npcs? 🥀

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i got into randomized runs where random garbage just kills you

serene forge
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have you played platinum

pale wolf
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many times

heady river
serene forge
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i started playing a month or two ago and i wiped to fantina a couple times before just putting my head down and grinding

pale wolf
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when I replay gen 4 these days I wonder how I played it as a kid without being bored at how slow the health bars are

serene forge
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i also cringe when i see people call minecraft easy but that's more of me just never being able to get into minecraft no matter what i tried

heady river
hollow notch
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i hate water

heady river
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You can play creative mode or be a top pvper there's no sense of a fixed difficulty

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So it's kind of ridiculous to call it hard or easy

heady river
serene forge
heady river
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When I first started playing before I even played with mods for like a day or two the water would consistently kill me since I refused to play anything but flush

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How stupid I was

serene forge
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this wasn't the water's fault

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lmao

heady river
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Its not

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I'm not saying it is

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That was my fault

serene forge
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no im talking about that person

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they skipped five times while having yorick for some reason

heady river
heady river
exotic silo
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IT IS DONE

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all joker stickers!

heady river
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Yeah no that's on them not on the water.

pale wolf
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would you rather have investment tag, or see the next ante?

exotic silo
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now to get the actual achievement

pale wolf
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🦓

modest mist
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Bloodstone run I guess.

pale wolf
heady river
modest mist
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@serene forge you don't like my idea? Sadge

serene forge
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nothing personal

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i just hate bloodstone

pale wolf
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its personnel

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kid

modest mist
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Why is bloodstone so hated on??

serene forge
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its bad

modest mist
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Peak

pale wolf
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because of the way you cant rely on it

modest mist
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It's good scaling tho...

pale wolf
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it isnt scaling

serene forge
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baron is more of a scaler than bloodstone

cloud sinew
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a lesser player would keep photo for more than one round

pale wolf
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scaling is when a jokers value goes up/down

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bloodstone is fixed

modest mist
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Idk, I'm running with the idea lol

pale wolf
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you'll probably win with it

serene forge
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it is red stake tbf

cloud sinew
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you have 2 retrigger jokers and youre on red stake

pale wolf
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chad evens out the odds massively

serene forge
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it's been ages since i've played white stake scaling

modest mist
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If I can get Sock and Buskin as well as an Oops All 6, then I should be fine

serene forge
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lusty chad may genuinely be enough mult

cloud sinew
modest mist
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Me with the humble Luchador:

pale wolf
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and head

cloud sinew
serene forge
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that's the problem with bloodstone

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it's all ifs

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never anything tangible

modest mist
cloud sinew
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if you had chicot or dcut or luchador it would be fair to make that argument

serene forge
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fyi it takes ~2000 dollars on average to find one specific uncommon joker when rolling for it in the shop

serene forge
pale wolf
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what if i immolate all my 9s?
what if i dont have space to pick up todd for the synergy?
what if I can't afford c9, but i can afford golden joker?

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al reasons c9 sucks

serene forge
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cloud whiners

willow frost
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its always if and never when

serene forge
willow frost
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thats why when joker my goat

modest mist
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Me when Bloodstone procs every single time:

willow frost
frank grove
willow frost
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oh nvm lol

serene forge
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also is there a lore reason why pareidolia was bought

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over golden joker...

pale wolf
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what jf they get sock and bustling

frank grove
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😭

serene forge
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more like sucky and

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i can't think of anything negative that sounds like buskin

willow frost
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negative sock and buskin

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🧠

lost vault
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meowow

serene forge
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I hate Bloodstone

tropic urchin
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Any advice on Jokerless Challenge? I'm just getting my ass handed to me over and over. I basically just do Straights and try and get blue seals and polychrome. Any other viable strategies or am I just kinda stuck grinding and hope I get lucky?

hollow notch
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can i take flower pot here?

glass creek
pale wolf
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you'll probably end up only being able to do one straight per round

serene forge
pale wolf
serene forge
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most of the country sucks yea

serene forge
pale wolf
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boston is extremely mid

hollow notch
serene forge
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ante 5 round 10

tall sapphire
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okay then

humble gulch
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I wanna punch everyone that says "carbs are unhealthy"

minor portal
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everything is unhealthy in the right amount

pale wolf
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carbs are unhealthy 👉 👈

lost vault
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carbs are unhealthy

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:3

humble gulch
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Me when masochist

bleak bolt
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what take

lost vault
lost vault
pale wolf
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square square zquRe

minor portal
lost vault
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sour blue raspberry

pale wolf
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sour ???

lost vault
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you dont know abot sour starburst

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they yumy

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:3

minor portal
pale wolf
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finna buy discord nitro just to do my fancy zebra emote at you

lost vault
pale wolf
lost vault
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peam

exotic silo
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got the achievement in a very funny run

ancient gyro
pale wolf
lost vault
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i should go play pairslop in vampire crawlers

pale wolf
lost vault
#

ouch

humble gulch
#

I want hummus

#

:3

pale wolf
#

i dont want hummus :(

#

do i have to have it??

proven gulch
humble gulch
proven gulch
humble gulch
#

Yeah

#

Win at least once in gold stake in every deck without losing

pale wolf
#

doc did it twice

ancient gyro
#

four times even

#

unless he skipped on a couple decks I didn't catch

pale wolf
#

I thought he stopped caring about the order at some point

#

maybe not on two loops, maybe it was three or four

ancient gyro
#

ik on the 5th loop he stopped caring

gray plaza
pale wolf
ancient gyro
#

time and depression

pale wolf
#

he's plugged into the game

fiery nymph
#

hack

#

havksp

#

hacks

#

hod

#

god

pale wolf
#

you got this

fiery nymph
#

😭

pale wolf
#

doc haxor?

#

Im crying to slep

hollow notch
#

cardomancer or steven?

pale wolf
#

cart

hollow notch
#

my brain says steven, but my heart says cart

serene forge
#

your brain should say cart too

hollow notch
#

i guess cart is better for swash too

frank grove
#

also you dont need more mult right now 😭

pale wolf
#

steven isnt anything compared to half

serene forge
#

well swash isn't really important when you have half already

#

lol

cloud sinew
#

canio my beloved

lost vault
#

my brain says meow

#

^-^

pale wolf
#

im ignoring swash even tho its holo

pale wolf
hollow notch
#

cart with the hermit instantly lol

cloud sinew
lost vault
#

yeah carto isgood

#

:3

pale wolf
#

edited canio

humble gulch
fiery nymph
pale wolf
#

you can clearly see it's vagabond in white makeup

ancient gyro
#

cant believe lilo abused bug for acorn

lost vault
#

i hate you all

humble gulch
fiery nymph
lost vault
humble gulch
#

"Son, are you gay?"

mighty drift
#

Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.

lost vault
#

lol

#

youre so fucking funny dude

lost vault
mighty drift
cloud sinew
lost vault
#

giys isnt it hilarious when you say the same fucking thing over and over again

#

lol

#

isnt that so fucking funny

mighty drift
#

Yes

#

Yes it is

pale wolf
#

talk about an interruption 😬 😇 😀 😭 😬 🥲 😭 😇

lost vault
#

isnt it hilarious when i put a giant wall of text that genuinely contributes nothing to the world

mighty drift
#

Yep

cloud sinew
pale wolf
#

entire screen

lost vault
#

all this guy does is spam and ragebait

mighty drift
#

Yep that’s me

vagrant kindle
#

I don't think it is that deep idk

lost vault
cloud sinew
humble gulch
lost vault
#

fair wnough

vagrant kindle
lost vault
#

he's already been muted for this before though

pale wolf
cloud sinew
lost vault
#

not the same thing but it was still spam

ancient gyro
humble gulch
cloud sinew
humble gulch
pale wolf
#

20 minutes past now is like, basically hours away

rich mauve
cloud sinew
#

at least its not planet x

rich mauve
#

fair

pale wolf
vagrant kindle
#

Imagine if localthunk added a 67 deck and your deck is 26 six of hearts and 26 seven of diamonds and you start with the 67 kid joker which is 60 chip and 7 +mult

ancient gyro
lost vault
#

imagine if he did

vagrant kindle
#

That would be goated

lost vault
#

so goated

pale wolf
#

school's out

hollow notch
hard mantle
pale wolf
humble gulch
vagrant kindle
hard mantle
#

not a son </3
nor a father
nor a holy spirit, for that matter

ancient gyro
vagrant kindle
#

Daughter

pale wolf
#

as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death

hard mantle
ancient gyro
#

the two sentences I heard from kami sounded cool though

humble gulch
ancient gyro
#

zebra sounds about what I expected him to sound like from how he types

#

like the hedgehog

hard mantle
humble gulch
serene forge
#

I <3 yuri

hard mantle
ancient gyro
#

fork sounds exactly like how she types

serene forge
hollow notch
#

5oak on with stuntman lol

#

168k lol

hard mantle
humble gulch
#

I guess I'll speak next time even if I don't speak english

hard mantle
#

pomni in balatro when

full rune
#

Le sigh

pale wolf
humble gulch
#

Five blinds at jimbo's

pale wolf
#

im 58 btw

vagrant kindle
full rune
#

72 here

ancient gyro
lost vault
#

im 19

#

yay

serene forge
#

im 20

ancient gyro
#

shadow could be in the hundreds

full rune
knotty zodiac
#

im 931294 in hamster years

lost vault
shell dagger
pale wolf
#

im older than all of u combined

lost vault
#

im actually multiple thousands

#

of years old

serene forge
#

my dad turns 67 in 10 years

hollow notch
#

best abandoned deck shop ever

lost vault
#

hehehehehea

hard mantle
serene forge
full rune
serene forge
#

also address me 🐘

pale wolf
vagrant kindle
frank grove
full rune
hard mantle
serene forge
#

photograph existing genuinely makes this game worse

pale wolf
#

imma just repeat 66 twice

hard mantle
#

CHIPS ARE SO GOOD I LOVE CHIPS

vagrant kindle
hard mantle
#

i love chips jimbo! I LOVE CHIPS!

lost vault
#

do british people call them poker crisps

full rune
serene forge
#

probably

vagrant kindle
full rune
vagrant kindle
#

Chips

serene forge
#

looks like a skill issue to me

vagrant kindle
#

Smh my head

vagrant kindle
full rune
#

I'm at 5x in obelisk years but I'm about to die anyway cuz no econ

vagrant kindle
#

What the hell

hard mantle
lost vault
#

ill take a potato crisp and eat it

serene forge
full rune
vagrant kindle
#

WHY IS THIS DUDE DOING A DAGGER RUN

lost vault
vagrant kindle
#

TS SUCKS

lost vault
#

i like dagger

#

:3

#

its cute

serene forge
vagrant kindle
#

Duh

lost vault
#

photograph more like poopgraph

full rune
#

Back 2 werk

lost vault
#

.>

vagrant kindle
#

Dagger when egg isnt in the shop so it is now useless

serene forge
frank grove
#

just saying whatever

lost vault
vagrant kindle
#

Dagger aint it 😔

lost vault
#

dagger is fine

hard mantle
#

photochad mains when they have to think:

lost vault
#

you know what really aint it

#

photo

#

photo on its own

#

is really really mid

vagrant kindle
#

Dont even try to white stake react me i literally have red stake on plasma

#

Smh my head these people

serene forge
lost vault
vagrant kindle
#

Okay seriously

#

Dagger is

#

Alright

lost vault
#

🏹

hollow notch
#

got dna first shop on checkered! flush five gaming coming up

lost vault
#

dagger is a baddie

hard mantle
vagrant kindle
#

It isnt something i would USUALLY do a run for

serene forge
frank grove
vagrant kindle
#

But i wont deny it made me win my first ever balatro run

hard mantle
#

dagger is rlly cool

vagrant kindle
lost vault
#

dagger is a beautiful being isn tit

#

woah

#

skinky said tit

serene forge
#

hahahahaha tit

vagrant kindle
#

Woahh

lost vault
#

ban her

serene forge
#

hahahaha

lost vault
#

i didnt mean to

hard mantle
lost vault
#

pawmnit

#

pawmni

hollow notch
#

its low stake so im anhking dna

lost vault
#

i velieve in u

#

hornwt

#

fork

vagrant kindle
#

And no director cut

lost vault
#

:penisve:

tender quarry
#

This run took a lot of brain power!!!

vagrant kindle
hard mantle
#

PENIS

lost vault
#

😔*

serene forge
#

awaaaa

hard mantle
#

awawa

lost vault
#

bwah

tender quarry
#

I had been keeping some red glass in deck to 4oak through a vessel and then it ended up being best to just hang them

spare elk
#

What’ll realistically get me farther? Two Photochads or a potential 2nd Sock And Buskin or 3rd Trib?

hollow notch
#

i think i actually just killed my run lmao

serene forge
vagrant kindle
#

Trib is like a better photograph

frank grove
#

ante 1 dna treating you as expected

lost vault
#

dna is such a bait

ancient gyro
hollow notch
lost vault
#

the only time ive had success with dna is when i used it to copy purple seals 🤤

spare elk
serene forge
humble gulch
vagrant kindle
lost vault
#

ban thisbsuer

#

@ moods @ thonk

ancient gyro
vagrant kindle
humble gulch
#

I lied, I'm 1 year old

spare elk
vagrant kindle
#

Sell sock and take invis

#

Trust

spare elk
#

Can’t remove Photograph btw since it’s Eternal

#

Ok I’ll trust

hollow notch
#

is ancient bait on checkered? it has a 50% chance of being good tbf

vagrant kindle
#

Oops

vagrant kindle
#

🤔

#

Or clubs

hollow notch
vagrant kindle
#

Thats why you use smeared joker

#

Exactly

frank grove
#

just need a specific uncommon joker to make it work it yay

hollow notch
spare elk
#

Gotta play well but idk I think I’m about to lose

humble gulch
spare elk
#

Actually wait nvm this Glass card bout to go crazy watch

#

Nice

vagrant kindle
hollow notch
#

ok smeared might not be a good idea cause it gave me the head and the goad back to back

humble gulch
humble gulch
spare elk
vagrant kindle
#

It is bait

humble gulch
#

I'm bored, let's see how fas I die

spare elk
#

I had a pretty fun Throwback run where I didn’t just ignore everything and skip every single time

#

It was a checkered deck run I’m pretty sure

hollow notch
#

ok do i drop it for blackboard?

vagrant kindle
#

Lustful joker maybe

#

Since 3/4 times it wouldn't hit

spare elk
#

Oh wait Ectoplasm

#

Do I take

#

Oh but it could hit invis

vagrant kindle
#

Or a small hand run

spare elk
#

Kinda a hybrid but mostly high card

vagrant kindle
#

Since it can lower your hand size

vagrant kindle
spare elk
#

But other hands are usable tbf

hollow notch
spare elk
#

Especially since I have two tribs

#

OHHHHH IT HIT THE INVISIBLE JOKER

vagrant kindle
#

I would honestly sell lustful

spare elk
#

wait that’s actually not TOO BAD

#

Well it is

#

Wait how’s negative invisible joker work?

#

If I use it at 6 out of 7 slots what does that do

frank grove
#

you end up with jokerslots+1/jokerslots

#

so 8/7 for example

spare elk
#

Should I use at 6/7 or get something good then use it

frank grove
#

since it removes neg from itself but copies a joker

spare elk
#

Oh yay negative tag

#

This ain’t looking good chief

#

Oh yeah wait no glass queen I’m done nyoo

#

Welp that sucks

#

I could’ve went SO MUCH farther

#

Or further I think

#

Idk

#

But either way I’m saving this seed and sending to the seeds channel

safe walrus
#

Hi

spare elk
#

Hi

safe walrus
spare elk
safe walrus
safe walrus
humble gulch
#

Lmao, almost

safe walrus
#

dont do that

humble gulch
#

I was bored and took throwback

spare elk
#

Just lost this run when I knew this could’ve easily went farther

safe walrus
spare elk
#

Oh I did but it’s sad cause I wanted to do better

safe walrus
spare elk
#

Insane seed though

safe walrus
#

Mmm yummy seed

#

Slurp slurp

spare elk
#

First Skip is a Tarot pack with a soul that has A NEGATIVE TRIB

#

Actually insane

safe walrus
#

Mmm yummy

#

Soul

#

So tasty

spare elk
#

And then not to mention second ante second shop has an invisible joker

safe walrus
#

Mmm

#

Yummyyyy jokers

#

Yummyyy invisible

#

So yummyyy

#

Omnomnomnom

fiery nymph
humble gulch
valid plover
#

is there a mod that replaces the blueprint joker image with this

marsh vine
spare elk
#

Just posted that insane seed to the seed ch

dreamy creek
#

dam rage bait? i could never

ancient gyro
#

yeah what was I thinking

shell dagger
#

average yellow deck start

serene forge
#

I <3 yuri

lost vault
#

we get it

serene forge
lost vault
#

damn

serene forge
#

or do you prefer hearing about bloodstone

lost vault
#

i dont really mind either

serene forge
#

I hate Bloodstone

#

I hate Baron

lost vault
#

i hate showmaj

compact gazelle
serene forge
lost vault
#

wow typo

#

cardinal sin isnt it

dreamy creek
#

:3

lost vault
#

:3

earnest flame
#

Is open ended straight draw missing one better to go for than a flush with initial 2 high cards?

fiery nymph
#

:3

earnest flame
#

As in Q J 10 9 (missing either K or 8) better than going for flush from 2 cards

knotty zodiac
#

i wrote a script simulating this a while ago

#

let me see if i can find the results

earnest flame
#

Im not even sure how to calculate it, lets say the initial flush would be at 55 chips (35 + 2x10), what are all the combinations left that give at least 20 chips

knotty zodiac
#

oh, the simpler version is just to see if you make the draw with x discards

#

a lot less involved than the full version

earnest flame
#

Easy for the straight when it just has 8 draws left

#

But for the flush you have to consider all combinations of 3 cards that add up to 20

#

Vs all those that dont