#🕹・game-discussion
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playing face card builds then complaining about plant:
surely the convo cant be dumber than this
see the problem is sometimes you lose even if you account for it
the game doesn't give you justice or director's cut for free
i quite like photochad as a face card build because of how easy it is to account for the bosses it is "countered" by
I had found a fun seed that had an early Wee Joker and I think Brainstorm so I had gave that seed another shot and it was pretty fun finding out the best and most optimal way to play the early parts of the seed
the problem is you're dumb as bricks by saying this
find a seed that has 0 justices in 4+ antes
such is why i dont usually go for face builds
every time i have died it has been because of a skill issue
should i get scary face (all cards count as face cards and i have photochad)
what
Even played on Plasma
okay once i died because of a bug but that was ONE TIME in 1100 hours
or I can just
be joker agnostic
You know people generally play with what they have in gold stake and not force builds, not every run is face card scoring.
okay we are talking about the case where you're playing
see the problem is youre always sayung "its threating if" not "its threatening because"
me too
Seltzer did show up, in ante 2
well im not so that case is stupid
Basic scoring builds are not forced you just naturally build into those
what if you sold all your jokers and only relied on base mult and weren't allowed to use enhancements?
then what are you going to do against flint 🤔
if i
if this
if photochad
stop this
But it says more about the player if they keep talking about face card builds 💀
jokerless experience
the plant needs a nerf, I'm using face card strategy and there's just no counterplay :((((
the window is a threat if i always run diamonds
but i dont
the mouth is a threat if i dont focus on a single hand
I was talking about this
so the window isnt always a threat
still false you dimwit
see, always
i would die if someone shot me 4 billion times
I never said always
the head is a threat if you're bad at this game
different run lol
"X is a problem because I don't know how to play any other thing" 😭
the psychic is a threat because I can't read
the plant is ONLY a threat if youre relying heavily on face cards
not if you get a persona with repel gun on it
you said it's a threat if you try and have fun.
i always try and have fun, and succeed, that's why I play so much.
therefore plant must always be a threat, except it isnt.
its yorick btw
the literacy is a problem if you cant read books
here win
god damn
i didnt realize the plant was "lose the run instantly if you're currently having fun"
which is a threat
thats a pretty big if for me though
window isn't a threat if I run all diamonds while having joker agnostic scoring such as squimbo/rtb/carpshark
the physic is a thread because i play for square value
you're not going trib on every run though
so its not really a threat
half joker hard counter
face card scoring and having fun is an oxymoron
TRUE
It's honestly sad how C++ means nothing ❤️🩹
i can run pareidolia into plant and still be fine because I have scoring covered by on joker scoring sources
yeah im shocked this is a c++er im starting to question the validity
"the ox is a threat" buddy just play a different hand???
Ouija
gambling
it means you have won at least TWO RUNS, one of which was at gold stake :P
they are a ripe nitro bounty candidate
or sigil for castle
gamble unnecessarily on hex
Not shocked
not worth sigil on this erratic deck
c++ black deck apologist
most sensible r/balatro user
its definitely not wraith
highroll strat but wtf
"roll" as in hold the r key? sounds boring as shit
Also my theory of Balatro players tripping over the tiniest semantics stays undefeated
c++ 1% winrate
woof...
"Plant is a threat"
meow...
I wish holding r counted as a loss
99% of players give up before The Soul appears in a charm skip
so I could ask this guy to look up their winrate
Balatro player logic is very black and white ngl
yes
0% winrate (rounded up)
"Campfire is bad because it resets every ante"
if you don't finish a run it counts as a loss type shi
you can see number of runs vs number wins, right?
Type logic
balatro showed me how bad the average person is at math
"plant counters midas"
Lmao
restarting doesnt increment runs iirc
Campfire is bad because its an OSHA violation. Open flame around all those cards? Cant have that
i dont see why anyone wouldnt just reset when they dont get yorick in ante 1. youre just playing a run thats worse for no reason. just hold r for all eternity.
"guys if they added an xchip joker would that be too op"
you can see losses+wins, but you cannot see total runs as restarting does not count as a loss
the ouija was aces
"mouth counters obelisk"
if it did then anyone who has ever used the brainstorm mod would have like a 0.01% winrate
ouija almost gave me a 4oak ace run
i havent seen this one yet
notice how I said almost because using ouija automatically dooms your run
my mouth counters obelisk 😋
"Yeah, I'm very good at this game" (Their R key is blurred)
this is far worse
Now see another example is that all the Legendary Jokers (except Chicot in most cases, in fact they’re technically the exception) are best suited for different kinds of runs such as Yorick being a great Joker in general but asks Discards so every Joker is only good sometimes, like how Trib isn’t a fan of the Plant, Yorick doesn’t like The Water to an extent
Now the point of this statement? Honestly idk I spent to long writing this I forgot
People say things without thinking further 🤯
"water counters yorick" @ancient gyro
yoruck doesnt care about the water
I didn't know blackboard took such little deck fixing to be great
wow one round without discarding
gang what
They prolly think Obelisk pivot is doing 12 more high cards
hes a scaling joker
And that is their limit
theyre saying that not all runs are able to discard
or discard without downsides
he doesnt lose mult if you dont discard
It doesn't need deck fixing to begin with
not that it's countered by water
oh cool
I know but I trying to come up with an example ok😭
i think the water part is a bad example
nothing counters yorick really
the rest is true though
that's not what he said though
except eternal burger
well true but i only focus that last part lpl
the needle counters sixth sense
tbh needle is just hard lol
the needle counters green joker
🤓 uhhmm ashkually if riff raff high rolls drunkard every round you get one discard
4 mult from erosion wouldve saved me
grue!
It's not that hard
it's pretty hard. 1x base per hand is as hard as Wall on average
until purple+
full house apologist: needle isnt that hard
even so
yes
recently
damn
The point is that just like how certain Bosses counter different run archetypes certain Jokers get countered by bosses as well. That’s just how Balatro works
this was a fun run tbh
no boss counters Jimbo
ch
crimson heart disables grimbo 🗣️
chicot doesnt get countered by any bosses
guess so
serpent
Genuniely I don't face much trouble with it
sepent
stupid heart
sepent
Chicot gets countered by big blind
I understand if you go for win streak you probably hate it
if you try to win as much as possible then a hard boss is going to be very prevalent as a challenge in your runs
then I am getting lynched when saying "plant is a treat, just not always" lol
I'm not just gonna pretend it makes me lose when it doesn't
So saying The Plant is difficult is like saying is like saying “I can’t make tacos cause I have stuff to make burgers” or something idk, every run is different and has its counters
the run killers for me are usually stuff like manacle or fish
Fih
stickered but decent neg tag
my run killer is econ greed mmmmmmm
fih
what
parking greeeedddddd
Surely there's a Yorick here
gg
to do list greed
its more like because you were policing fun and bringing up hypotheticals which are irrelevant
killed many runs
second best tarotgen
Yeah I was cooking with a heat lamp mb
idk guys the increasing scoring requirements are a threat
lol the 3oaks usually
☝️
what
sometimes when it lands on high card I play a couple throwaway hands
but it backfires
and I lose
then I'm sorry. I will try to communicate better next time.
jokers are a threat because sometimes they are bad
plant is essentially a no shirt no shoes no service sign in retail stores
Me when I say something remotely strange cause I don’t know what to say or can’t come up with anything else:
i like where this run is going
just remember that fun is completely subjective and everyone has it in their own way
All skill no luck
which is why you should generally avoid making a general statement about fun when you're just talking about your own experience
holy shit worst spectralgen is pumping out diabolical pulls
the "Play Hand" button is a threat because sometimes when you click it you lose
trueth nuke
clearing a blind is a threat because the next one is harder to clear
you know, "fun" was a metaphor of saying people play different builds
which was true, you said you don't play face cards
that was not clear at all
what?
this kinda just feels like cope im being so fr
fun isnt a metaphor
do i sell deja vu for half joker?
i would
yeah
yes
playing different builds isnt how everyone has fun
People play face cards all the time
good idea cause hit wall immediately lol
Again just not the same retrigger shit
ante 2 wall so its not the worst but still
ah cool great yea whatever
one of the worst
and despite your acknowledgement you made multiple arguments proposing the hypothetical that i DID play face builds often even though i stated clearly that i dont
ante 2 wall my hatred
grue
at ante 2 tho? surely it cant be that bad
ante 2 wall and needle are sad because i very often have to sink my econ into not dying
It's the "They turned against me, time to say it was ragebait" strat all over again 😭
uh oh zebra watch out for plant zebra be careful with
a classic
8k score at ante 2 is quite difficult a lot of the time
low rolls usually kill you
wait no its 4k
pair or 3oak build? you pick
but still
it's like one shotting the small blind
4k is a lot
4k is pretty tough from 600 last boss 😭
Imma just start pressing people about what type of builds they actually play
for 4 hands
When they make statements
okay then just forget about me saying fun
Gotta really narrow it down
how low of a roll we thinkin
nice
im so pissed off that the jimbo ragebait unironically worked
4k is a lot until random stuff like Half joker shows up
when your econ is at its worst?
one of the disadvantages of picking jokers like nova grimbo or bus early is that
got popcorn in shop! time to turn brain off!
early needle
for any of those you just need a mid+ chips source for one hand to survive
it wasn't necessarily you. I just used "you" as an example. We could talk about me or somebody else
a single heirophant is usually enough
if youre using me as an example then make it a realistic example
well what if you had space joker and purple seals and glass cards 
then you would be having fun
okay next time I'll use jimbo as an example. surely jimbo is someone who plays face cards sometimes so it would be a realistic example
the next small blind is in a similar ballpark methink
i ecto'd and then didn't feel like rerolling, but I forgot that i had riff raff and it made chaos:D
ante 2 wall is kinda free
no way
iirc 3.2k small blind ante 3
what about the person who's in driving license
almost 800 on da wee
glass joker blueprint purple seal invisible joker brainstorm and perkeo with a cryptid
Then what
we've lost the plot
jok jener
having to spend more in ante 2 to be able to clear an early wall like that can snowball badly when rentals exist
i wont humor this silly discussion anymore
i had to take FOUR RENTALS to survive an A2 Wall recently
is it really when ante 3 is some 3k scoring
the difference is the number of shops and jokers you get to see
I wonder if the discussion would be the same if the plant disabled numerical cards
needle is unquestionably bad
wall seems more doable
the difference is that you are forced to get your scoring higher, faster, so you don't have the tempo/econ to keep scaling past the next blinds anywhere near as quickly
i se
rare tag gave trio lol
it doesnt so why does it matter
also this argument applies to pretty much every ante
reddit loves you
if you have a good +mult it's geniunely not a big deal
guys i think the discussion would be differnet if plant sold a random joker when you won
if you dont believe wall is bad ante 2 for this reason then you must not believe wall is ever bad
least scary ch ever
guys what if the plant just made you lose
to look at the problem from a different perspective...
a perspective that doesnt exist
whats the point
late wall is diabolical is why methink early wall is "ok at least no more walls later"
yknow what sure
Is this server full of psychos
...if can scale through ante 3 that is
"i ❤️ hypotheticals" shirt
the abbacus: numbered cards are disabled
less because nothing is stopping baronmime photochad
true
...
reddit will love this
lets go
The eye is way worse imo
guys hypothetically if balatro was a cOMPLETELY DIFFERENT GAME i think this discussion would be going a little differently
ante 2 eye is quite literally free
You mean TRIB photochad mime right?
I got it ante 8 then lost my first win
67
Didn't people tell you earlier that you can win with joker scoring and not retriggers?
Baron
well yeah it cant show up in ante 2 😭
Not mime
its ante 3+ 😭
oh. yes. right. triboulrt would also be good ig
the ox is free just play another type of hand (unironically)
it was triboulet
...
then is that a face card build
i savescum ofc
oh WHAT
could be
ante 3 still free om
the eye and mouth are free just one shot
Number cards aren't just retrigger builds either? 😱
dwmn i didn't know some bosses still dont exist in ante 2
They ARE
Oh yeah post your joker stats
theres some that dont show up until ante 6 😭 like the ox
what even are these
I aint even gotta press them about anything else the stats will tell us all
therefore verdant leaf is the scariest buss blind
i would believe you if you said ox
its the ox and only the ox
Chat did you know face card is photochad and number cards is dusk hack sock
oh my god

bros camping the late ante to rob 25
Because if you want to win 90% of builds that are going to get you there are, you guessed it
Retrigger builds
uh no not really
Yes
i win just fine without them
do you have a 90% winrste
We are NOT running this gauntlet again
Also I remember you saying you weren't going to humor this conversation anymore
okay
yep
No it's around 80%
I mean she just explained a similar thing to another person
2nd time I made it to ante 15 on unseeded gold - sadly this was with 0 red chip steels
check this hermit spree
are you saying only 10% of winning runs are not retrigger builds? what
and do you play on anything but white syake
💀
my reading comprehension lacking ass after discarding 5 cards on the serpent when playing it for the first time
bros an Aura spectral enjoyee
Maybe a bit of black stake but I'm not up to gold, I got into vanilla recently tbh
Uh huh...
are you saying u started with modded
The game is easy I'm not sure why we're fighting about this
what
it is on white stake
🦓 pls play high stakes
and red stake
Yeah because it was fun???
the buffed serpent is just gonna force pairslop even more 🥀
damm bros judging hard
I've had not much trouble
since I dont have red chip steel cards, ideally what's the play here? sell bean and reset shop in hopes of getting another or troubadour? Or brainstorm?
yeah
playing a game on the easiest difficulty and saying it is easy is really dumb
It's troll content
guys risk of rain is really easy
-drizzle only player
Guys black stake is officially the easiest difficulty
Yum
thank you mr bones
ante 14 was hook and because of the 2 discard i barely cleared it, considering just skipping both blinds and testing my luck against the boss while I still have +2 hand
its not much harder than white ngl
Goes up to gold
it's still not like, all of what the game has to offer
eternals are fun
Rental does sound terrible
And therefore it's the easiest?
Oh yeah btw what’s the most fun deck to play? Replayability and all?
Cause imo I like Erratic deck quite a bit
Youre just saying shit to say shit
retrigger builds do tend to be very strong if you set them up right but the setup is inconsistent and isnt always feasible
its silly to call a half finished difficulty progression an easy game
Ppl just saying anything these days tbh it doesn't matter how far they are into a game
I'm quite fond of green deck
modded balatro is very easy usually
my fav is abandoned by far
especially if you did like cryptid
This is true
Anyways I think people talk about the game because they like it
no way
no i hate balatro
Hard pill to swallow I know
like, going through all the stakes in balatro is the macrogame that would usually encompass another entire games playtime... the final boss of the game is when you beat it right?

glurp
Mayhem is more interesting tbh
i dont know what that is
ive only really played cryptid and hot potato
cryptid is so boring after like an hour
hot potato is silly funy
Hot potato is peak
my run is gonna end here 🙁
Cryptid is fun for like 2 days every once in a while
i should try the pokemon mod at some point it seems neat
I think if oil lamp gemini and whatever that smoothie one is called were removed the mod would be far more interesting
no its still ridiculously easy
Instead of speedrun getting value multiplication simulator
I was close and bad RNG on my final discard might have cost me this run
There's a difference between something being interesting and something being difficult
i won ascendant stake on very fair deck once all because i got membership card from a soul
The difficulty topic went away forever ago
Yeah that happens
for me difficulty is pretty important to a game's intrigue
For me idgaf as long as it's fun?
i can still have fun in easy games yeah
i love me some vampire survivors and miitopia
Isaac is also easy once you've played it for a bit, I got dead god in like 4 months ish
(hot potato challenge was the bane of my existence.)
ive played isaac for like 500 hours and its still not easy
i love easy games like minesweeper
i heart minesweepr
they all turn into speedrunning games though
Anything for there to be a way to be bad at an easy game
weakest rough gem performance
Yeah
got yorick alright
i also like mario galaxy and thats not super difficult
That's the one thing I don't like is hush and boss rush, i don't feel those really needed to be implemented the way they were
But whatever I deal with it so
i cringe whenever i see people call pokemon games easy because i manage to get my ass kicked in them sometimes
have you played platinum
many times
The difficulty of the pokemon games is, really really subjective
i started playing a month or two ago and i wiped to fantina a couple times before just putting my head down and grinding
when I replay gen 4 these days I wonder how I played it as a kid without being bored at how slow the health bars are
i also cringe when i see people call minecraft easy but that's more of me just never being able to get into minecraft no matter what i tried
Again where difficulty is really subjective, also kinda unfair to call a sandbox game difficult or easy yeah
i hate water
You can play creative mode or be a top pvper there's no sense of a fixed difficulty
So it's kind of ridiculous to call it hard or easy
The water has claimed another life
When I first started playing before I even played with mods for like a day or two the water would consistently kill me since I refused to play anything but flush
How stupid I was
No
Its not
I'm not saying it is
That was my fault
no im talking about that person
they skipped five times while having yorick for some reason
I see
Oh what the fuck???
Yeah no that's on them not on the water.
would you rather have investment tag, or see the next ante?
now to get the actual achievement
🦓
hurray
Personally if my first blind is an investment tag I'll skip it, only if it's my small blind, I'll only skip both my ante 1 blinds if there's 2 absolutely nuts tags there
@serene forge you don't like my idea? 
Why is bloodstone so hated on??
its bad
because of the way you cant rely on it
It's good scaling tho...
it isnt scaling
baron is more of a scaler than bloodstone
a lesser player would keep photo for more than one round
Idk, I'm running with the idea lol
you'll probably win with it
it is red stake tbf
you have 2 retrigger jokers and youre on red stake
chad evens out the odds massively
it's been ages since i've played white stake scaling
If I can get Sock and Buskin as well as an Oops All 6, then I should be fine
lusty chad may genuinely be enough mult
plant and heart still kill you
Me with the humble Luchador:
that is a huge if
and head
which you dont have
that is another huge if
that's the problem with bloodstone
it's all ifs
never anything tangible
Speaking of
if you had chicot or dcut or luchador it would be fair to make that argument
fyi it takes ~2000 dollars on average to find one specific uncommon joker when rolling for it in the shop
ewwww....
what if i immolate all my 9s?
what if i dont have space to pick up todd for the synergy?
what if I can't afford c9, but i can afford golden joker?
al reasons c9 sucks
cloud whiners
whats the minimum
its always if and never when
(i would like to see the math behind this btw this is just what i've heard and it seems to be pretty accepted but i want to know how it was gotten)
thats why when joker my goat
under what conditions, just assuming two slots and nothing else?
iirc this was based of not having overstock and spreading rolls throughout an ante for bean hunting in ante 8 for crimson exploit
oh nvm lol
5
also is there a lore reason why pareidolia was bought
over golden joker...
what jf they get sock and bustling
😭
meowow
I hate Bloodstone
Any advice on Jokerless Challenge? I'm just getting my ass handed to me over and over. I basically just do Straights and try and get blue seals and polychrome. Any other viable strategies or am I just kinda stuck grinding and hope I get lucky?
can i take flower pot here?
Secret invisible oops all 6s
you'll probably end up only being able to do one straight per round
massachusetts is alright
the rest of it
git gud
most of the country sucks yea
more useful than superpos probably
boston is extremely mid
superposition has been doing work tbh
ante 5 round 10
okay then
I wanna punch everyone that says "carbs are unhealthy"
everything is unhealthy in the right amount
carbs are unhealthy 👉 👈
Me when masochist
what take
is 100 starburst in the span of an hour unhealthy
maybe
square square zquRe
perchance, depending on the flavor
sour blue raspberry
sour ???
You'll explode in one day
finna buy discord nitro just to do my fancy zebra emote at you
hurray
peam
got the achievement in a very funny run
flushings ny >
the first joke that comes to mind is so obvious it neednt even be said
i should go play pairslop in vampire crawlers
flush player here
ouch
what's gsg
Gold stake gauntlet
streaking through the decks?
and keep going
doc did it twice
I thought he stopped caring about the order at some point
maybe not on two loops, maybe it was three or four
ik on the 5th loop he stopped caring
Lol
how is doc so good at the game
time and depression
he's plugged into the game
you got this
😭
cardomancer or steven?
cart
my brain says steven, but my heart says cart
your brain should say cart too
i guess cart is better for swash too
also you dont need more mult right now 😭
steven isnt anything compared to half
canio my beloved
im ignoring swash even tho its holo
fake
cart with the hermit instantly lol
max interest moment
edited canio
I believe in you
i love you
you can clearly see it's vagabond in white makeup
cant believe lilo abused bug for acorn
i hate you all
🐑
🐏
doesnt he always have white makeup
"Son, are you gay?"
Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.
weee don't do that
yes
Ikr
real
giys isnt it hilarious when you say the same fucking thing over and over again
lol
isnt that so fucking funny
talk about an interruption 😬 😇 😀 😭 😬 🥲 😭 😇
isnt it hilarious when i put a giant wall of text that genuinely contributes nothing to the world
Yep
you should just say to not do that and if you need to then explain why, being passive aggressive just obfuscates your point
entire screen
all this guy does is spam and ragebait
Yep that’s me
I don't think it is that deep idk
sorry im just fed up with this dide
mod mail gaming
In 21 minutes it'll be 6:70 pm
fair wnough
🙏🗣️🔥
he's already been muted for this before though
I'm concerned for your health
repeat offender, hammer time
not the same thing but it was still spam
sounds like @dreamy creek
I can't gain weight, thank you
go to jupiter
Fine, I can't gain mass
20 minutes past now is like, basically hours away
jupiter scaling sucks tho
at least its not planet x
fair
Imagine if localthunk added a 67 deck and your deck is 26 six of hearts and 26 seven of diamonds and you start with the 67 kid joker which is 60 chip and 7 +mult
compelled speech, eat a dunkaroo
imagine if he did
That would be goated
so goated
school's out
if you say this again im explaining homestuck romance to you
yes..
I never said this before but when I heard your voice you sounded like you make Minecraft traps and post it in YouTube
Oh hell naw son 👎👎😭😭🥀🥀❌❌
not a son </3
nor a father
nor a holy spirit, for that matter
im too ignorant to know what this means thank god
Oh fuck my bad
Daughter
as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death
i take a look at my life and realize theres nothing left
the two sentences I heard from kami sounded cool though
You sound similar to a Minecraft trapper called Shadow 🐑
zebra sounds about what I expected him to sound like from how he types
like the hedgehog
im wearing a shadow the hedgehog t-shirt
Zebra definitely makes a sound
I <3 yuri
t4t yuri
fork sounds exactly like how she types

I guess I'll speak next time even if I don't speak english
pomni in balatro when
Le sigh
huh?!
Five blinds at jimbo's
im 58 btw
This is fire
72 here
allegedly
im 20
shadow could be in the hundreds
1900
im 931294 in hamster years
yeah
i always thought you were 105
im older than all of u combined
my dad turns 67 in 10 years
best abandoned deck shop ever
Jimbatronic
Rare
+.5x mult every time a food joker is destroyed/eaten
Currently x1
not even good in other decks
My dad could beat ur dad up
also address me 🐘
wow what an idiot imagine turning 67
Have you seen these people irl ?
ante 7 round 12 playing half the game?
My cousins are a wild bunch
I LOVE STUNTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!
photograph existing genuinely makes this game worse
imma just repeat 66 twice
CHIPS ARE SO GOOD I LOVE CHIPS
Better**
i love chips jimbo! I LOVE CHIPS!
do british people call them poker crisps
Common 2x for wat
probably
Chips....
Nice crisps
Chips
looks like a skill issue to me
Smh my head
Why is the popcorn behind the Xmult
I'm at 5x in obelisk years but I'm about to die anyway cuz no econ
What the hell
Bag of Crisps
+500 chips, -150 per round
(Localizes all words to british english)
ill take a potato crisp and eat it
that's probably the smallest concern here
Shhhh dont ruin it for the knife enjoyers
WHY IS THIS DUDE DOING A DAGGER RUN
cro about to stab obelisk
TS SUCKS
photograph user
photograph more like poopgraph
Back 2 werk
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Dagger when egg isnt in the shop so it is now useless
i mustve missed the update that makes dagger only able to kill egg
just saying whatever
photochad players try not to be close-minded challenge
Im as open minded as it gets
Dagger aint it 😔
dagger is fine
photochad mains when they have to think:
Dont even try to white stake react me i literally have red stake on plasma
Smh my head these people
that's like saying north korea is a democracy because it's in the name
sorry i didnt know your game my master
Gosh 🙄
Okay seriously
Dagger is
Alright
🏹
got dna first shop on checkered! flush five gaming coming up
dagger is a baddie
as a foxgirl i am taking away your fox pfp rights
It isnt something i would USUALLY do a run for
Best Hand 462
and you didnt sell it?
But i wont deny it made me win my first ever balatro run
dagger is rlly cool
Alright dude what the fuck 😢
hahahahaha tit
Woahh
ban her
hahahaha
i didnt mean to
this is your new pfp, since you wanna be such a jester
its low stake so im anhking dna
Mods make her ante 8 boss be violet vessel
And no director cut
:penisve:
This run took a lot of brain power!!!
PENIS
PENIS
😔*
awaaaa
awawa
bwah
I had been keeping some red glass in deck to 4oak through a vessel and then it ended up being best to just hang them
What’ll realistically get me farther? Two Photochads or a potential 2nd Sock And Buskin or 3rd Trib?
r key
i dunno
Trib
Trust
i think i actually just killed my run lmao
wow nobody couldve seen it coming
Trib is like a better photograph
ante 1 dna treating you as expected
dna is such a bait
it's been out for a while
im a very stupid fish
the only time ive had success with dna is when i used it to copy purple seals 🤤
Well the problem is I gotta take Invisible joker and hope for the best
not a high bar
You all are fossils, I'm 2 years old
How does your joker build look like
wtfluff
ban thisbsuer
@ moods @ thonk
@ vonnegut
@discord
I lied, I'm 1 year old
Two Tribs, A Photograph, A Sock And Buskin and Two Hanging Chads
Honestly
Sell sock and take invis
Trust
is ancient bait on checkered? it has a 50% chance of being good tbf
Oops
But 50% it will be on diamond
🤔
Or clubs
but what if i get smeared? 👀
just need a specific uncommon joker to make it work it yay
it actually went to diamonds from clubs lmao!
Gotta play well but idk I think I’m about to lose
Fuck
IT IS TROLLING YOU !!
ok smeared might not be a good idea cause it gave me the head and the goad back to back
:3
Umm… it gave you what
Sighh
(Joke)
I'm bored, let's see how fas I die
I had a pretty fun Throwback run where I didn’t just ignore everything and skip every single time
It was a checkered deck run I’m pretty sure
ok do i drop it for blackboard?
Drop uhh
Lustful joker maybe
Since 3/4 times it wouldn't hit
Kinda a hybrid but mostly high card
Since it can lower your hand size
Oh hell yeah then
But other hands are usable tbf
you mean ancient? cause lustful joker is why im considering taking blackboard at all
I assumed you picked lustful to pair it with ancient so it can be +mult and xmult
I would honestly sell lustful
wait that’s actually not TOO BAD
Well it is
Wait how’s negative invisible joker work?
If I use it at 6 out of 7 slots what does that do
Should I use at 6/7 or get something good then use it
since it removes neg from itself but copies a joker
Oh yay negative tag
This ain’t looking good chief
Oh yeah wait no glass queen I’m done nyoo
Welp that sucks
I could’ve went SO MUCH farther
Or further I think
Idk
But either way I’m saving this seed and sending to the seeds channel
Hi
Hi



Six seven
Lmao, almost
I was bored and took throwback
Just lost this run when I knew this could’ve easily went farther
It seems like you won
Oh I did but it’s sad cause I wanted to do better

Insane seed though
And then not to mention second ante second shop has an invisible joker
nooooooooob
It's fine, sometimes you win, sometimes you get throwback
is there a mod that replaces the blueprint joker image with this
hmm
Just posted that insane seed to the seed ch
i have been pinged
dam rage bait? i could never
yeah what was I thinking
average yellow deck start
I <3 yuri
we get it
not enough
damn
or do you prefer hearing about bloodstone
i dont really mind either
i hate showmaj
yea that’s why everything you say should be taken 100 percent seriously
maj
:3
:3
Is open ended straight draw missing one better to go for than a flush with initial 2 high cards?
:3
As in Q J 10 9 (missing either K or 8) better than going for flush from 2 cards
Im not even sure how to calculate it, lets say the initial flush would be at 55 chips (35 + 2x10), what are all the combinations left that give at least 20 chips