🕹・game-discussion

[patent sail]

i honestly just take a picture of the Continue screen after the final boss is won

and will probably delete all when c++ is done

[pale wolf]

continue screen is basically worthless to me

[frank grove]

i should start doing something like that

[full rune]

Broccoli joker when

[pale wolf]

i dont care about the seed bc i dont replay seeds, i wanna know the jokers and deck composition

[patent sail]

i only ever want to showcase the jonkler lineup which that screen does

[frank grove]

Cause i have to like search through here to find my own runs sometimes 😭

[pale wolf]

it almost entirely blocks all the jokers except the leftmost one

[frank grove]

it also doesnt show the values of the jokers

[patent sail]

okay what i was meant to say is

cashout screen after that

[pale wolf]

you have to go past the win screen

[patent sail]

my bad

[pale wolf]

yea i do that alongside the vids

[patent sail]

i only take a picture of cashout and thats it

esp since all the stats are visible with JokerDisplay

i might as well go see what are the last 12 jokers standing

[exotic silo]

I don't think I can replace any of my jokers for this 😭

[pale wolf]

likely not

[patent sail]

Greedy Joker, Wily Joker, Four Fingers, Dusk, Business Card, DNA (hell), Hiker, Cloud 9, Smiley Face, Sock and Buskin, Hit the Road, Satellite

[pale wolf]

someone hates face cards

[patent sail]

As you can see by sock still not golden i REALLY dont play faces

[turbid nova]

I see you’re still missing the worst rare

[pale wolf]

business, smiley, sock, htr

[turbid nova]

And I’m not talking abt dna

[pale wolf]

baron?

hes not on there

[patent sail]

HTR had a run where i was like 20k off on the final boss 💔🦞

[turbid nova]

Fraud

[frank grove]

i dont even think i had this many face jokers left at the end of abandoned++ 😭

[turbid nova]

I don’t like it at all

[patent sail]

i fucking HATE faces

[exotic silo]

my 5 missing are Droll Joker, Burglar, Midas, Seltzer and Showman

[patent sail]

watch my last remaining joker be Wily

[sullen hornet]

Hello yall again

[pale wolf]

hit the road is fun, unfortunate that it blows a tire when you drive over a leaf

[patent sail]

Seltzer and Showman 😭😭😭

[pale wolf]

showman is easy enough

seltzer :c

[patent sail]

really left the stinky ones for last

[frank grove]

seltzer in the last 5 SUCKS

[exotic silo]

those two are the rare case of never showing up in any of my runs a lot of the times

[patent sail]

thank you trib for carrying the run with 4 stinky jokers for stickering

[pale wolf]

i have 45 left and still no seltzer

scary

[patent sail]

okay well not all 4 were stinky, but showman was among them so

i got seltzer on anaglyph after a money skip and wasting $200 on rerolls before final boss

[vagrant kindle]

Showman when you tell him to stop repeating tarot cards and actually give you a joker you have

[patent sail]

showman when you ask him to copy anything other than himself

[pale wolf]

last c++ i got seltzer pretty late too

[vagrant kindle]

Narcissist ass

[patent sail]

wily💔

[patent sail]

believe it or not thats exactly what i called him

[humble gulch]

Hi

[vagrant kindle]

HE IS A NARCISSIST THO

[patent sail]

mhm

[cosmic sun]

Showman is better at glazing himself than helping you in any way

[patent sail]

still not sure what was game trying to tell me

[woven hare]

what the fuck since when can riffraff give negatives

[patent sail]

always could

[cosmic sun]

Negative money

[patent sail]

i had him drop negative green joker

[vagrant kindle]

Riff raff can give jokers of all editions

[woven hare]

crazy jokee maxxing

[woven hare]

hows negative the first one i see ever

[pale wolf]

probability

[patent sail]

very lucky

[vagrant kindle]

But wait does riff raff still give negative jokers even if there is no space for another joker ?

[sullen hornet]

Hello Akitsumaki!!
I didnt even realized that it is you, not going to lie

[woven hare]

what is thunk trying to tell me

[pale wolf]

no

[vagrant kindle]

Ohh

[pale wolf]

it cant generate a joker unless theres an open slot

[patent sail]

do i kmow yoy,,,

[woven hare]

hello akitsumaki

[vagrant kindle]

I feel like it should tho

[patent sail]

that is me though yup

[sullen hornet]

Yep, GlepTheEmperor

[patent sail]

oh yup that explains it mhm

[sullen hornet]

I forgot your OG name

[sullen hornet]

Got hacked...

[patent sail]

(ashythecatgirl)

[sullen hornet]

Yes!!! Thats the name

[patent sail]

i change names a lot mdhcjchdkchc

[patent sail]

what did yoy do,,,,

[woven hare]

hi akitsumaki

[patent sail]

hi ñ.

[vagrant kindle]

Bro wanted to check if the mrbeast giveaway was true 💔

[woven hare]

clicked on free balato 😞

[patent sail]

Joker Poker: Balala

[woven hare]

WE ARE

[humble gulch]

Hi, Asmktiaiku

[pale wolf]

the instagram post said type ur password backwards for good luck

[patent sail]

George Harris SR: Hi

[woven hare]

hi amoxicilin

[turbid nova]

hi ñ

[sullen hornet]

Nah, this was completely different thing.

[pale wolf]

balatrocord is once again inhabited by the homeless

[marsh spear]

is there a way to play this game on mac

[turbid nova]

yes

[marsh spear]

without apple arcade ?

[woven hare]

emulate gba

[turbid nova]

yes

[marsh spear]

how ?

[turbid nova]

steam

it has a mac version

[patent sail]

first bite: oh god
second bite: hey guys welcome back to another episode of modded balatro and today we are playing the infamous Cryptid mod

[marsh spear]

ios is fine but i cant bear to tilt my head 45* down

[vagrant kindle]

On foenem ✌️

[sullen hornet]

Eh, got message from a friend which i didnt knew was hacked so, they said i got reported by fraud and needed to contact one of "employes" that is working on the case and when i did, i realized to late that it is scammer.

[pale wolf]

my fingers are bleeding from the tremendous effort but i bring you the solution

[patent sail]

oh thats a common scam 😭

[marsh spear]

i cant read, can someone send a voice message ?

[humble gulch]

Third bite: How big can we get our wee... joker

[turbid nova]

@marsh spear

[sullen hornet]

Well, i was sleepy and dumb enough to fall for that

[stiff berry]

fawk my life

[woven hare]

bro

[patent sail]

👉✌️👈🤞👆✊👉🫰🤘👊🫱🤞🤙

[marsh spear]

oh steam purchase ? hmmm

[woven hare]

big fat nigerian princed

[vagrant kindle]

Temperance in the Arcana pack

[patent sail]

credit card in the R key

[sullen hornet]

Say it again

[full rune]

Honepls

[vagrant kindle]

Cmonnn dude this is one of the most common ways of getting hacked man 💔

[woven hare]

e caballo ❤️‍🩹

[turbid nova]

sell photo as well

[stiff berry]

🫩

[sullen hornet]

I will call you gordito

[patent sail]

credit card in the wallet

[raven raven]

u dont need that brainstorm be real

[stiff berry]

im on gold stake black deck i need more than that brainstorm

[woven hare]

hermit in jumbo arcana pack 🔥🔥🔥

[patent sail]

brains: stormed ✅✅✅

[sullen hornet]

I know now, learned the hard way

[raven raven]

no u dont

u be fine

[full rune]

It's a firesale, EVERYTHING MUST GO!!

[patent sail]

The Star in the arcana pack

[pale wolf]

Have you seen this one before?

fuck

[humble gulch]

LMAOO

[sullen hornet]

Heh

[humble gulch]

😭

[woven hare]

zebra you suck ass

[pale wolf]

that was not a good play

[sullen hornet]

Hello out

[patent sail]

horse react this user

[patent sail]

lost to The Embed

[frail brook]

Yippeee i can finally be respected

[pale wolf]

how do you stop it from embedding automatically 🥲

[vagrant kindle]

You aint tricking me buddy

[humble gulch]

🐑

[patent sail]

🦐

[stiff berry]

i died immediately

[full rune]

This is discord 101 cmon man

[woven hare]

<>

[sullen hornet]

?

[patent sail]

average black deck experience

[vagrant kindle]

What the fuck is this joker build

[patent sail]

just stuff

[frail brook]

Idk but it worked

If it worked it worked

[full rune]

Let him cook

[marsh spear]

dies blueprint copy the 1 in 6 self destruct chance too ?

[patent sail]

no

[marsh spear]

phew

[pale wolf]

Like this?

oh neat

[patent sail]

im not clicking that

[pale wolf]

its a different link this time

[patent sail]

we all know its not

[sullen hornet]

Clicking the forbidden link

[vagrant kindle]

Right no gifs

[woven hare]

nope

[vagrant kindle]

That didn't work

[woven hare]

hard

[heady river]

Huh

[sullen hornet]

No gifs?

[woven hare]

works without text

hmmmm

[pale wolf]

no tenor

[vagrant kindle]

I tried to send a gif

[full rune]

No giftches

[marsh spear]

67

[full rune]

Avg reddit

[woven hare]

grr

[vagrant kindle]

Not a tenor gif probably

[pale wolf]

not no gifs, not no links, not no gif links, its just no tenor
specifically it blocks messages with tenorDOT and ending with DOTgif

[frank grove]

cutting it close (had bones it was fine)

[woven hare]

ohhh

[full rune]

Wow ur rite

[sullen hornet]

Dont horse around

[pale wolf]

roffle...

[humble gulch]

Perishable basecard ball

[vagrant kindle]

Mr bones finally getting a stake sticker in a run it brings tears to my eyes 🥹

[hollow notch]

fr

when cola gold sticker 😭

[bleak bolt]

i love this deck

[full rune]

Is this an exploit 🤔

[patent sail]

mine jumped from no sticker to gold

[vagrant kindle]

Baseball run

[patent sail]

same for lucha and cola

[sullen hornet]

Yeah its not tenor
Dont even know where is tenor gifs

[humble gulch]

I already did it 5 times, don't worry

[frank grove]

i already have all the stickers on this profile i just dont show them

[vagrant kindle]

Investment tag would go crazy

[woven hare]

akitsumaki what do you think of mules

[vagrant kindle]

Ohh nice

[hollow notch]

this deck is so silly i love it

i might play more of it later

[patent sail]

best deck is black deck trust

[hollow notch]

but i got breakfast almost here so it'll wait

[humble gulch]

Didn't even redeem the tags 😭

[humble gulch]

Mr**.**gif

[pale wolf]

if a word/link ends in DOTgif in the message
it can be something like .gifting though

[frail brook]

Welp it was a good run

[pale wolf]

or if a link continues past the gif part, like https://google.com/beep.gif/extra_meat

[frail brook]

Good while it lasted

[vagrant kindle]

Yo why are you silencing me that's fucked up bro

[full rune]

Mine ends with dortgorf

[humble gulch]

That's why you don't play endless :3

[sullen hornet]

Yes black deck is best

[frail brook]

How

[humble gulch]

Sarcasm

[sullen hornet]

It is!! Did goldstake on it 2 times

[stiff berry]

masochist

[vagrant kindle]

I personally like yellow deck the most

[frail brook]

Masochist

[hollow notch]

tbh i dont really do endless outside of plasma or a really fun build

[patent sail]

freaky ace

[frail brook]

I like blue and green

Blue is easiest tbh

[vagrant kindle]

Real mfs play endless whenever

[frank grove]

i like abandoned 🤤

[pale wolf]

black and yellow black and yellow

[pale wolf]

not really though

[frail brook]

Wee dont talk about abandoned

[hollow notch]

i like plasma tbh, cause you can just turn your brain off and vibe

[patent sail]

easy as hell

[full rune]

Abandoned is one of the best decks in the game.

[frail brook]

Plasma needs what deck to win?

[vagrant kindle]

Just get a ton of chip jokers and win

[frail brook]

Gold stake?

[hollow notch]

ive had a few ride the bus runs on abandoned but none of them won 😭

[sullen hornet]

Dont know what you on, but abandoned 2nd best deck

[patent sail]

thats until you get to purple stake

[hollow notch]

learned that the hard way

[frank grove]

whats wrong with abandoned lmao 😭

[vagrant kindle]

How

[full rune]

Should uave 4oak

[patent sail]

i still won it ALL with chips 🦐

[hollow notch]

idk im bad 😭

[vagrant kindle]

The deck is literally made for ride the bus man 💔

[patent sail]

straights right there

[hollow notch]

chips op on plasma

[frail brook]

Also ya win plasma deck on what stake?

[patent sail]

oinge

[full rune]

4oak wym

[spiral cairn]

abandonded

[frail brook]

Orange????

Damn i got a long way

[patent sail]

mhm

[humble gulch]

On gold stake it can be really messy, it's usually better to pivot to xmult

[sullen hornet]

Until you play high card with jack that you opened in pack because you didnt had enough chips to pass

[vagrant kindle]

Purple i think ?

[patent sail]

wait no plasma is ourple isnt it

[hollow notch]

my first ride the bus win was actually in a weird black deck build i think with square joker but no four fingers

[vagrant kindle]

Orange is erratic deck

[patent sail]

oinge is erotic deck

[frail brook]

I tried to play with the plasma deck on one cheated save file once
-# yes i have a cheated save file but i use it to check stuff i dont play on it

[hollow notch]

i got 124 chips on square joker some how

[sullen hornet]

Gold gold gold

[patent sail]

average squae is 200+

[vagrant kindle]

Why do you feel guilty about it

[humble gulch]

Nobody cares if someone uses unlock all

[fickle mesa]

i think ive gotten like 400/500 chips on a square before

[hollow notch]

is that good without 4 fingers?

124?

[patent sail]

pairs/2pair

easy scaling

[hollow notch]

yeah

i had a few close calls

[marsh spear]

is negative luchador bad ?

[humble gulch]

People who want to do a C++ profile in only one deck or with a challenge use unlock all and skip straight to gold stake

[patent sail]

you do not need feeners for square

[sullen hornet]

Thats a card in case of dissaster

[vagrant kindle]

Nope it is Amazing

[patent sail]

free

[hollow notch]

nah, that seems very good

[patent sail]

panic button

[frank grove]

also doing completionist again takes a while compared to doing a whole c++ 😭

[marsh spear]

okay

[brave goblet]

Another 4 stickers, Ramen cola splash bloodstone, literally water park build

[frail brook]

Cuz duh its cheating

[patent sail]

bloodstone carry

[patent sail]

its not

[brave goblet]

The majority of the deck was diamonds

[frail brook]

It aint?

[humble gulch]

I speedruned ghost++ thanks to it ❤️‍🩹

[patent sail]

its just unlock all

[brave goblet]

bloodstone splash synergy

[hollow notch]

i honestly did it to get all decks, cause having to beat black stake (i think) to unlock plasma is dumb

[vagrant kindle]

Chat should i try to beat golden needle challenge or gold stake with yellow deck (it will be my first goldstake)

[hollow notch]

i dont really care about the achievements

[sullen hornet]

Golden needle?

[tawny sluice]

golden needle is hard, do that

[patent sail]

if it was cheating it wouldnt be a mechanic you can easily reach

[hollow notch]

but i am doing the stakes in order

[frank grove]

imagine if you had to unlock everything normally and then play a blue deck run to purple to do erratic++ lmao

[tawny sluice]

In my opinion golden needle is the hardest challenge

[vagrant kindle]

1 hand and 6 discards each discard costs 1 dollar and you start with credit card

[marsh spear]

what is C+ ?

[hollow notch]

yeah that one seems insane

[vagrant kindle]

It is so annoying

[humble gulch]

Don't say that again

[hollow notch]

gold stakes on all decks

[frank grove]

gold stake win on every deck

[vagrant kindle]

Completionist+

[patent sail]

all decks gold stake completion

[turbid nova]

Blast off is worse

[humble gulch]

I love blast off

[marsh spear]

ohhh

[vagrant kindle]

Blast off isnt that bad honestly

[turbid nova]

It is

[sullen hornet]

Uhhhh thats a legit challenge? I didnt played in few months

[patent sail]

c++ is all jokers gold stickered (held in a winning run on gold stake)

[turbid nova]

I found golden needle easier

[brave goblet]

it is

[fickle mesa]

ensure you're somewhat decent at the game and understand the mechanics intimately before you're given a deck that turns the mechanics upside down

[patent sail]

it is

[sullen hornet]

Damn

[patent sail]

absolute nightmare

[vagrant kindle]

Yes

[brave goblet]

golden needle actually isn't that bad in some ways cause the six discards have a lot of synergies

[sullen hornet]

Sounds easy

Do that

[turbid nova]

Yep

[brave goblet]

if you land a rebate, golden needle becomes cake

[full rune]

If you have pockets in your pants, what is that like

[brave goblet]

and the 1 hand too

[humble gulch]

It's a lot of RNG

[brave goblet]

dusk and acrobat

[patent sail]

thing is if

[turbid nova]

Free acrobat

[brave goblet]

just restart

[tawny sluice]

yeah but if you're using 6 discards you pay $6 per round

[gusty magnet]

darn you plant

[brave goblet]

it's a common

[vagrant kindle]

It is NOT

[marsh spear]

if C+ is completionist , what is C++ ?

[humble gulch]

Who does that

[patent sail]

free hiero

[sullen hornet]

When does it unlock?

[turbid nova]

It is

[patent sail]

completionist++

[fiery nymph]

hi

[vagrant kindle]

Yo i just opened the game is this a sign

[brave goblet]

I mean you could just play until you lsoe but that wastes time innit

[sullen hornet]

Complete the game completely on 100%

[humble gulch]

🐑

[vagrant kindle]

After beating a couple of challenges

[gusty magnet]

C is completionist, C+ is completions+, C++ is Completionist++

[humble gulch]

Nope

[hollow notch]

yeah im decent at the game i think somewhat, ive gotten plasma to blue, red deck to green, and everything else to red. only just started doing the other decks like a week ago

[vagrant kindle]

10+ challenges

[brave goblet]

mfw petraglyph takes away a discard on golden needle

[full rune]

Discards cost money but hands dont using tag logic

[sullen hornet]

No? Damn, i forgot everything

[brave goblet]

I forgot how to beat cruelty

any tips or tricks

[marsh spear]

so what changes between each + ?

[patent sail]

c is everything discovered
c+ is all decks gold staked
c++ is all jokers gold stickered

[long zodiac]

Okay so this is basically if Satan himself designed black deck

[full rune]

Only a C 😭

[marsh spear]

ahh i get it now ty

[turbid nova]

Golden needle is not that bad

[gusty magnet]

C is unlock every joker, C+ is beat every deck on gold stake, c++ is beat gold stake with every single joker in ur lineup at one point

[turbid nova]

What are yall on about

[hollow notch]

maybe i should do challenges so i can get up to 59% completion because for some reason each part counts as 25%

[brave goblet]

I actually lost a red stake zodiac run when I had blueprint and bus ...

[vagrant kindle]

Me too 💔

[patent sail]

c isnt just every joker

[sullen hornet]

So thats 100% completion of game in general

[patent sail]

everything

[brave goblet]

most of the challenges can be beaten in one try

[gusty magnet]

mb i meant that yea

[brave goblet]

they're all white stake

[tawny sluice]

If you think it's not that bad how many times have you won it?

[gusty magnet]

most likely you'll already have everything discovered by that point though

[hollow notch]

yeah, jokers, vouchers, blinds, consumables, etc

[patent sail]

nah, i had vouchers remaining

[sullen hornet]

None, i didnt played the game in months

[patent sail]

they are annoying

[brave goblet]

I still haven't discovered planet tycoon on my second profile

[hollow notch]

especially antimatter

[brave goblet]

[vagrant kindle]

Not just jokers it is everything in the collection that can be unlocked 🤓

[marsh spear]

also
why does red baron trigger before +mult ? is there a way to remedy that ?

[patent sail]

reroll ante 1 zodiac

[long zodiac]

My laptop literally went kaboom so I can’t even play balala for a month….

[turbid nova]

I haven’t seen antimatter in months

[brave goblet]

No, the in hand +/xmult stuff triggers before the flat +/x mult jokers

[hollow notch]

fair yeah

[tawny sluice]

if you don't get a good thing at the start you just lose and after that you probably have very little money

[marsh spear]

shame

[humble gulch]

Card effects always trigger before jokers

[patent sail]

hand level and any onscore +mult (smiley face, page 1 suit jokers, even stever etc.)

[brave goblet]

scored card mult goes first, then in hand mult, then joker mult

and the very last one is joker edition mult

[sullen hornet]

Time to grind...

[patent sail]

or holo/mult on cards

[turbid nova]

Baron works well with on hand scoring like shoot the moon or raised fist

[brave goblet]

I forget, how does joker edition mult trigger

[patent sail]

or even fist

[hollow notch]

good luck!

[patent sail]

holo and foil before

[hollow notch]

at the very end

[patent sail]

poly after

[brave goblet]

you do not wanna be using shoot the moon with baron 💔

[hollow notch]

oh?

[vagrant kindle]

Isn't kinda good tho

[patent sail]

so

holo/foil -> joker -> poly

[spiral cairn]

fk

[brave goblet]

Not really cause that's a lot of cards to be holding in hand

[vagrant kindle]

+mult and xmult

[spiral cairn]

horrible luck

[brave goblet]

raised fist baron is fine

[spiral cairn]

runner was at like 200 too

[patent sail]

prefer my barons stm'ed

[hollow notch]

fk the mouth

[humble gulch]

Just use shoot the moon, baron can die

[vagrant kindle]

Pause

[spiral cairn]

pause

[patent sail]

both 🔥

[hollow notch]

what? :)

[brave goblet]

(forgetting you have a chips source and could've beaten the boss with high card)

[vagrant kindle]

Read that again

[hollow notch]

i know what i said

[humble gulch]

At least shoot the moon works ❤️‍🩹

[patent sail]

idk 2 of my 3 baron wins had stm alongside him

[hollow notch]

lol

[fiery nymph]

stm 100% baron wasted slot

[brave goblet]

welllll

depends lol

ante 1 baron is

[patent sail]

stm+baron is funny tho i like it

[turbid nova]

I had an ante 1 baron that carried the run

[patent sail]

im not goimg endless so that works

[vagrant kindle]

Tribe or banner

For golden needle

[hollow notch]

i learned awhile ago that +mult is so much more valuable than xmult

[long zodiac]

We have trib at home!

[brave goblet]

[humble gulch]

One time

[brave goblet]

It does work sometimes

[turbid nova]

Two times

[brave goblet]

I'ave had ante 1 baron runs

[brave goblet]

death on white stake as well

[patent sail]

trib SUCKS

[turbid nova]

More than successful HTR runs

[brave goblet]

crazy

[marsh spear]

when are we getting xchip

[turbid nova]

(0 times)

[sullen hornet]

When i open pack and see baron i know thats easy money for me

[bleak bolt]

eternal riff raff carried

[brave goblet]

don't need it

antithetical

[vagrant kindle]

Basically +mult

[patent sail]

never

[turbid nova]

r/balatro players:

[fiery nymph]

trib is the crispiest 10$

[long zodiac]

Most legendaries are kinda dookie minus Chigoat and perkeo

[marsh spear]

too op for the game

[patent sail]

confirmed that its not coming

[humble gulch]

Trib is my least favorite joker, it's so bad

[hollow notch]

damn what did perkeo do to you?

[bleak bolt]

how is it +mult

[patent sail]

yorick my beloved

[marsh spear]

this is insulting because it implies i use reddit

[turbid nova]

“guys is xchips op”

[long zodiac]

Him too

[brave goblet]

someone doesn't know how to deckfix ...

[marsh spear]

oh
hmmm

[turbid nova]

Are they ragebaiting

[patent sail]

so not most

[sullen hornet]

No reason to add this.

[digital pewter]

just saw a suggestion get wiped off the face of the planet in real time

[modest mist]

I know this is unrelated, but I graduate high school today!

[patent sail]

only trib sucks

[digital pewter]

fire

[long zodiac]

Canio in the corner:

[sullen hornet]

Congratulations!

[bleak bolt]

^mult is more interesting but way too op most of the time

[modest mist]

Ty!

[patent sail]

not even bad

[exotic pike]

canio is fucking amazing lol

[brave goblet]

the only legendary that sucks is chicot and that's cause he doesn't really do anything interesting is all

[patent sail]

new banana will be ^^^1 Mult

[long zodiac]

It always shows up when i dont need it

[exotic pike]

if ur a photochad merchant it sucks

[bleak bolt]

^^^^^^^1 mult!!!!!

so crazy!!!!

[sullen hornet]

Horse this user

[exotic pike]

hanged man is quite abundant if you know what ur doing, trading card is also really good

[brave goblet]

Hey I didn't say he sucks cause he's useless

[hollow notch]

triboulet is funny on plasma cause you can get e score so early

[exotic pike]

and ofc, the best combo is pareidolia, canio and some sort of deck fixing joker n such

[digital pewter]

canio is annoying to me because you can simply not find tarots or cards that you need and never scale him

[brave goblet]

He just doesn't do anything cool

[brave goblet]

no money problem

[exotic pike]

triboulet is okay, its basically just a buffed idol tbh

[patent sail]

nor does trib

[long zodiac]

He is the lebron james sunshine meme of the legendary jokers

[exotic pike]

i find it pretty easy to scale him tbh

[brave goblet]

trib is idol basically

[spiral cairn]

tips on building a full house run?

[vagrant kindle]

Multiples the chips

[brave goblet]

it's photodol

[bleak bolt]

true you can just birth a luchador once every ante and make chicot useless

[exotic pike]

i really like yorick bc i discard constantly

[brave goblet]

(don't)

[patent sail]

use a sturdy foundation

[humble gulch]

Yeah, I don't

[brave goblet]

or find a trib

[vagrant kindle]

I mean not just +mult mult in general

[hollow notch]

i hate idol tbh

[long zodiac]

Earth

[bleak bolt]

so is x2 chips the same as +2 mult to you

[patent sail]

erotic deck

[brave goblet]

aces

[sullen hornet]

Chicot now:

[brave goblet]

I like idol

[patent sail]

all my fh runs happened on erotic deck

[brave goblet]

It's just not takeable most of the time

[spiral cairn]

makes sense

[turbid nova]

Erratic and full house are best friends

[spiral cairn]

thanks

[humble gulch]

Aces are far better as a long term solution for gold stake

[vagrant kindle]

I mean is 2×2 and 2+2 the same thing

[digital pewter]

i mean i get it but you can still simply not get the cards you want even with decent econ management

[bleak bolt]

true... gif

[brave goblet]

that's true

[digital pewter]

honestly it's more of a purple seal problem

[brave goblet]

you only need to get like one hanged man proc though lol

[digital pewter]

purple seal wins most runs

[patent sail]

"would you like to have 5 dollars in 1 million years or 1 dollar in 5 million years"

[hollow notch]

idol did save me one time by landing on my best card when i hit vessel

but thats it

that was just luck

[digital pewter]

like i know people say blue seal's op but purple seal is the real mvp

[brave goblet]

A memorable idol run I had it just straight up missed on the finisher but it didn't matter cause I had glass cards anyway

[sullen hornet]

2nd option

[brave goblet]

blue seals are OP for consistency, purple seals are OP for stickering (the doc method with 4oak slop)

doesn't matter what jokers you have if your deck by default one shots blinds anyway

[patent sail]

the real chads play royal flushslop

[hollow notch]

idol is only good in endless ill say it right now

thats my hot take probably

[humble gulch]

We all knew

[patent sail]

fork found in a kitchen

[frank grove]

the coldest take ever

[knotty zodiac]

idol has saved me before in a8

[sullen hornet]

Straight flush with aces

[turbid nova]

Hell yeah

[hollow notch]

tbh i thought someone would hate that opinion

[patent sail]

we arent on reddit

[humble gulch]

Idol is bottom 5

[hollow notch]

fair

[humble gulch]

Seance is better

[turbid nova]

Balatro reddit is stupid they hate obelisk

[long zodiac]

Seance is Press R: The Joker

[exotic silo]

It all comes back to PhotoChad

(huge sticker run, Midas and Showman done, 3 left)

[frank grove]

😭

[fiery nymph]

grass is green ahh statement

[sullen hornet]

The rock cant be hated

[hollow notch]

anyway breakfast time then maybe green stake later

[knotty zodiac]

argil the real chad

[lime remnant]

shits freezing

[exotic silo]

Droll Joker, Burglar and Seltzer left

[sullen hornet]

?

[humble gulch]

C++

[exotic silo]

before I get 100% Joker Stickers

[long zodiac]

8 ball is the most underrated tarot gen in the entire game

[fiery nymph]

i would not call it underrated

[brave goblet]

idol always needs a backup plan

[sullen hornet]

Oh, i didnt realized, goodluck

[exotic silo]

with a retrigger, it is pretty damn good, but without it, it can end up doing nothing quite a lot

[brave goblet]

realest

[knotty zodiac]

8 ball is the worst tarot gen on average

[frank grove]

superpos?

[humble gulch]

I forgot about superposition

Lmao

[sullen hornet]

Overhated

[fiery nymph]

are you getting payed to lie

[marsh spear]

Finally cleared yellow deck ! (white stake)

[brave goblet]

I mean you can kiiiind of get close to least one tarot per round with superpos lmao

[long zodiac]

Yeah when it’s combined with hanging chad, it’s honestly better than vagabond or cartomancer

[sullen hornet]

good job

[humble gulch]

8 ball can do three

[brave goblet]

can

[hollow notch]

average rng hater

[humble gulch]

8 ball it's snow (eight) balling

[brave goblet]

hence why the solution is just to have 3 8balls

[long zodiac]

You must hate spinning the wheel

[exotic silo]

wouldn't say better than Vagabond, but certainly can be on par with Cartomancer with a chad

can be

[marsh spear]

Thank you homeless darth vader !

[hollow notch]

sadly i only have 2 :c

[brave goblet]

if you have 3 8balls, you get three tarots every hand lol

[humble gulch]

8 ball boosts itself and starts to be incredible tarot gen

[brave goblet]

real

[exotic silo]

now how do I find a seltzer reasonably late

[long zodiac]

Rerolls

[brave goblet]

Make a lot of money, then reroll lots toward the later shops

[lime remnant]

4oak 8 ball and suddenly its a vagabond

[sullen hornet]

Of course

[lime remnant]

pray

maybe build around glass and then skip rounds

[sullen hornet]

I see 2 8balls

[patent sail]

i took money skip on anaglyph and rerolled 200 bucks before showdown

[brave goblet]

[knotty zodiac]

i mean it's top 10 rn

[hollow notch]

i hate vagabond

[sullen hornet]

He only identify as 3rd 8ball

[hollow notch]

does anyone like vagabond?

[lime remnant]

sonion

[humble gulch]

One of the best jokers

[lime remnant]

vagabond is like

[patent sail]

me

[lime remnant]

the goat

[humble gulch]

It's literally a free win

[brave goblet]

8ballfluid

[lime remnant]

run saver

[patent sail]

tarot printer

[hollow notch]

but my interest :c

[brave goblet]

I do lol

I don't like him as much when I've got my money set though

[long zodiac]

Yeah vagabond is instant deck fixing

[patent sail]

he more than makes up for it in deckfixing

[sullen hornet]

And now thats the hated statement

[knotty zodiac]

4 tarots is ridiculously good

[humble gulch]

You can have money with vagabond, you just need to be smart with what it gives you

[vestal copper]

one of the best jokers

[frank grove]

also vagabond is better than like half of the econ jokers 😭

[humble gulch]

Vagabond is think = win

[brave goblet]

make a billion gold cards and you get all your money back at the end of the round lol

[hollow notch]

hm maybe

[fiery nymph]

horse

[brave goblet]

And you know you can jusr forgo vagabond value sometimes

[vestal copper]

🐴

[sullen hornet]

Selling hermit to get hanged man for deck fix

[frank grove]

you can also use rebate with vagabond losing 1 tarot for 15-20 dollars is worth it 😭

[long zodiac]

My guilty pleasure joker has to be paredolia

[hollow notch]

anyway breakfast time, ill be back soon ™

[humble gulch]

Bootstraps is my favorite joker

[hollow notch]

thats not a guilty pleasure

[humble gulch]

Trademark

[hollow notch]

paredolia is peak

[humble gulch]

Pareidolia is like bottom 20

[long zodiac]

Well like it’s just polarizing bc it’s useless for 85 percent of runs, but when it’s worth picking up, boy does it hit

[sullen hornet]

Bottom 1

[lime remnant]

why have to choose 1 when you can do both

[long zodiac]

Loyalty card exists

[frank grove]

loyalty card is better than parei on avg

[lime remnant]

loyalty card can work with burger

[humble gulch]

Yeah, at least it scores

[lime remnant]

rare but it works

[hollow notch]

paredolia + midas and DL/ticket peak!

[humble gulch]

Two specific uncommons

[lime remnant]

when the stars align

[long zodiac]

Paredolia+ midas mask + vampire = win

[hollow notch]

exactly

[humble gulch]

3 uncommons 😭

[sullen hornet]

Too specific

[frank grove]

midas mask + vampire already wins you dont need parei lmao

[long zodiac]

BBC value

[lime remnant]

2 star is not enough now you want 3 stars to align

[humble gulch]

You never need pareidolia, pareidolia is "econ" and even like that isn't even good

[hollow notch]

learned about a week ago that vampire kills the pillar

[patent sail]

im a real wheel spinner

[frank grove]

yeah parei faceless is like the only real thing

[hollow notch]

and midas

[humble gulch]

If you need pareidolia you did something wrong from the start

[brave goblet]

did we watch the same roffle video lol

[long zodiac]

That’s what makes paredolia so fun bc it rarely ever works, but when it does, i love it

[hollow notch]

short but yes lol

[brave goblet]

lmfao nice

[long zodiac]

I love gambling with my seed

[hollow notch]

did we all learn it from his short?

lol

[knotty zodiac]

we need to say paradolia to summon the @zebragoboom

[brave goblet]

not even roffle realized about that interaction

[vagrant kindle]

Fuck golden needle im gonna do the other 2

[sullen hornet]

Getting money first to put on roulette, thats what i wanted to see

[brave goblet]

it was probably cropped out, I watched the video idly

[sullen hornet]

No, its a order

[hollow notch]

am i lame for thinking that paredolia run on abandoned is the funniest meme run possible?

[vagrant kindle]

Hell no

[sullen hornet]

Execute order 66

[lime remnant]

i can see parei business/parking/faceless works sometimes tho but parei and uncommon shenanigans is too much to ask for

[frank grove]

i play abandoned a lot and have used parei such a low amount of times, a lot of face specific jokers dont really do all that much

[hollow notch]

paredolia has some good synergies so its still better than groker imo

[lime remnant]

not too mention 10 out of 10 times parei is NOT clean at all

shit always rental

[long zodiac]

Also runner is not an S tier joker imo

[lime remnant]

ok ima stop you right there

[frank grove]

its like very high A

[long zodiac]

Unless you’re on abandoned

[knotty zodiac]

groker has synergy with... playing hands

[fiery nymph]

are you here to make me feel upset

is this on purpose

[long zodiac]

Growing up is realizing how useful an early grimbo actually is

[hollow notch]

hm

[sullen hornet]

10 out of 10 dentists dont recommend using it

[brave goblet]

reaching adulthood is realizing grimbo is consistent but really really boring for punishing you for fishing in your deck for value

[hollow notch]

maybe i need to start using these jokers before making opinions on the internet

[lime remnant]

well he is pretty early in his c+ journey so still a lot to learn

or c++ idk

[hollow notch]

cause before i started playing, this will hurt a lot of people. i thought photochad was bad 😭 😭 😭

[long zodiac]

Yeah that’s fair

[sullen hornet]

Well, have you done gold stake on any deck?

[long zodiac]

Well you’re half right at least

Photo sucks

Chad carries the syngery

[lime remnant]

its usable

[hollow notch]

then yesterday on bear's stream he beat about 5 stakes on anaglyph deck with photochad 3/4oak

[lime remnant]

not too shabby

[humble gulch]

It's mediocre, it's not thaaaat bad, but I'd avoid it

[hollow notch]

and my first green stake win was also photochad

[sullen hornet]

What deck?

[hollow notch]

red(im doing them in order)

[long zodiac]

Most people’s top 2 jokers are photochad ngl just bc of how often they show up

[hollow notch]

my most played joker by far is chad lol

[sullen hornet]

Good, i do decks in order aswell

[brave goblet]

chad just works on everything lol

[lime remnant]

who is most bro 😭

tung tung tung sahur

[sullen hornet]

Yes

[hollow notch]

besides plasma(im up to blue stake there) because i have an unhealthy addiction with plasma deck

[sullen hornet]

Plasma.

Well, not bad but why

[long zodiac]

From the stats that ive seen in this channel, photochad is a lot of people’s top 2

[humble gulch]

Grimbo is like top 50

[brave goblet]

barebones extra chips, empress/hierophant stuff, talisman procs, lucky procs, glass procs, 8ball procs, photo procs, ancient jonker procs

[lime remnant]

ok that addiction is going to be gone real fast when you try to do gold stake

[spiral cairn]

what was that joker that gave mult or something based on like
less cards then 52

or some shit

[hollow notch]

tbh, i just like turning brain off

[brave goblet]

my chad is number 1 on both my profiles but photo is just ehhhhh

[lime remnant]

erosion

[knotty zodiac]

erosion

[hollow notch]

then i tried purple

[lime remnant]

the dirt mountain looking joker

[hollow notch]

and was like

[spiral cairn]

does it work on abandoned

like free +24 mult

[brave goblet]

No

[hollow notch]

wait i have to think now?

[knotty zodiac]

it starts at 40 cards on abandoned

[lime remnant]

no its based off your deck

[knotty zodiac]

so it doesnt start at 48 mult unfortunately

[long zodiac]

Unfortunately you have to still destroy cards for erosion to work on abandoned

[spiral cairn]

yea makes sense

thanks

[long zodiac]

Same with AJ not hitting just spades and hearts on checkered

[hollow notch]

which makes blue joker trash on abandoned

[lime remnant]

no no all chips joker are appreciated

[frank grove]

yeah blue joker is much worse on abandoned than others 😭

[lime remnant]

50 chip is big

worse but appreciated

[hollow notch]

maybe

[humble gulch]

I hate blue green joker

[hollow notch]

i hate black green joker

[lime remnant]

when your pair is at lv1 youd wish for any chip source

[long zodiac]

Wee is my favorite chips joker

[hollow notch]

wee is such a meme joker tbh

[marsh spear]

jonkler

[long zodiac]

That’s why i like it

[hollow notch]

on the topic

[long zodiac]

Bc i like memeing

[hollow notch]

whats everyone's largest wee?

who here has the biggest wee?

mine i think is 2198

[long zodiac]

W-w-well my wee is quite average thank you!

-# 104…

[hollow notch]

i actually have a pic of my wee if anyone wants to see it

[lime remnant]

sonion

[hollow notch]

double hanging chad and hack

and i think blueprint or brainstorm

i used to not like my wees

then i hacked my wee

and suddenly its amazing

[valid plover]

i fucking hate the water

[long zodiac]

Just get mystic summit next time

[valid plover]

I HAD MYSTIC

[hollow notch]

simply become an smo speedrunner(hydrophobia reference)

[valid plover]

I HAD A LV6 STRAIGHT BUT I DIDNT GET ANY STRAIGHTS

[exotic pike]

wee

[hollow notch]

i have brainrot sorry

[long zodiac]

OH I DIDNT SEE THAT LOL

[hollow notch]

oh btw wanna see something nice?

[sullen hornet]

Ehhh sure?

[hollow notch]

give me a sec i think its on my pc

[valid plover]

it also gave me seed money voucher ON A FUCKING GREEN DECK

wrong screenshot

well

right screenshot but its covered

[hollow notch]

this is legit where my stm run ended

[lime remnant]

would be a gold mine if its not on green deck

green giant

[sullen hornet]

Hell yeah, love shoot the moon

[hollow notch]

funny high card lvl

[lime remnant]

pretty low

[hollow notch]

and the good funny number

[lime remnant]

no red seal?

[hollow notch]

i couldnt find any spectrals 😭

i think i found one red seal and i greedy'd on a steel king

[ornate gyro]

What happens when I reach 8 ante

[lime remnant]

not even in standard pack?

[bleak bolt]

its photochad or green square for like the 5th run in a row

[hollow notch]

nah tbh, i dont remember

[bleak bolt]

crazy

[hollow notch]

lol

[lime remnant]

sentenced to the most boring run oat

for eternity

[bleak bolt]

nah

i like winning

[lime remnant]

theres a point winning feels shallow

[hollow notch]

im watching roffle's new video right now while eating breakfast (bloodstone run) what's everyone's favorite and least favorite rng joker?

[long zodiac]

Bloodstone and Bloodstone

[hollow notch]

and why is bloodstone everyone's least favorite

[lime remnant]

favourite rng joker gotta be hallulu

[hollow notch]

sounds right

[lime remnant]

bloodstone aka the megumi joker

this guy has megumi

[frank grove]

space joker or hallu as fav
least fav has to be bloodstone

[lime remnant]

life and death decided on a coin toss

seems like a good game design

[long zodiac]

My number 1 tarot is also wheel so

[hollow notch]

my opinion on ante 8 vessel, depending on how your build looks, it can either be the best ante 8 boss blind to run into, or literally the worst, and no in between

[weak relic]

Lucky cat, bloodst*ne

[long zodiac]

Nah the most free one is amber acorn

[hollow notch]

i think mine is like emperor or fool

[serene forge]

does cavendish count

[lime remnant]

lucky cat yeass

[hollow notch]

i havent gotten a good lucky cat attempt yet

[hollow notch]

technically yeah

[lime remnant]

just pray for chad

[serene forge]

for me its favorite parking least favorite bloodstone

[hollow notch]

cause 1 it does have a chance to break

[long zodiac]

I also like misprint for its early game use

[hollow notch]

and 2 it requires a decent amount of rng to even spawn

ironically a common joker

[hollow notch]

i pray for dice more tbh

[lime remnant]

bloodstone but it actually do something early game

[hollow notch]

but that might be wishful thinking

[lime remnant]

too ambitious

[hollow notch]

but anyway for me

[lime remnant]

red seal already works

[valid plover]

challenge deck idea

One Trick Pony

• -2 joker slots
• Start with an eternal, left pinned blueprint and an eternal, right pinned brainstorm.
• Antimatter + negative jokers and ways of obtaining them are banned.

[lime remnant]

and chad

[hollow notch]

bloodstone is the worst, and probably hallucination or Cavendish

how do you tell if its pinned?

[valid plover]

it says it when you hover over it

[lime remnant]

it tells you hur hur hurrr

[gusty magnet]

um-------

[long zodiac]

Perkeo is also technically RNG as well if you have multiple tarot cards

[round holly]

hallucination or oops

[round holly]

whered you get soul texture

[gusty magnet]

i dont even remember i got it years ago

spectrans texture pack

i got chicot lmao

honestly

maybe best hit

[hollow notch]

challenge idea, +1 joker slots and eternal pinned brainstorm on left, 2 eternal pinned daggers in the middle and eternal pinned blueprint on the right

[hollow notch]

does oops count?

[round holly]

it has to,right?

[hollow notch]

idk

[lime remnant]

its not rng it just makes rng better

[valid plover]

what is he doing

[hollow notch]

but what i learned is dont base your knowledge off of balatrodle

cause its logic of scaling is bad

[frank grove]

tbf its really hard to define scaling

[hollow notch]

also btw what other QOL vanilla mods should i get to help me in stake grinding?(i have handy and joker display)

[hollow notch]

what i think scaling is is values you can increase infinitely

so like throwback or vampire or cat

[frank grove]

so nova isnt scaling in that definition

[turbid nova]

Favorite Hallucination, Least fav Space joker

[hollow notch]

econ ones id count too, so satellite counts imo

[round holly]

space on a good day has to be the best rng joker

[hollow notch]

but something like bean or seltzer isnt scaling imo

[round holly]

downscaling

[hollow notch]

unfortunately that good day doesnt exist 😭

[cloud sinew]

its not infinite though

the max satellite can reach is $12

[hollow notch]

yeah i know

[lime remnant]

no no space joker is always a good day

pair spam tears of joy

[hollow notch]

but how often is that good day hitting the hands i want (aka not high card)

[cloud sinew]

probably most days because most runs are pair runs

[hollow notch]

basically just rng burnt joker but wastes hands instead of discards

[long zodiac]

Just play high card more often

Burnt joker to the moon

And its a good grimbo and RTB hand

[lime remnant]

like every day

[hollow notch]

trust me i know

[lime remnant]

which you are already doing anyways

[hollow notch]

ig

[lime remnant]

and space joker actually allow you to level up 5 card hand

unlike burnt

[cloud sinew]

burnt still allows you to

[lime remnant]

and then i die 🤤

or deckfix

[long zodiac]

Just spawn a card sharp out of thin air

[cloud sinew]

then you shouldnt have scaled the 5 card hand that round tbh

[hollow notch]

oujia my beloved

[cloud sinew]

card sharp doesnt help that much for higher hands because they're much less likely to be drawn and played multiple times

[cloud sinew]

ouija my hatred

[lime remnant]

so its something like you scale this strong hand for later use and use pair to survive

is that the play

[hollow notch]

oujia has been growing on me lately

[long zodiac]

Ouija-sigil in a mega spectral pack is infinite flush fives

[hollow notch]

tbh, i like it more than ecto most times

[hollow notch]

yeah i remember seeing a bear short on it

[long zodiac]

especially with bean

[cloud sinew]

at most +8 of a rank and suit

[hollow notch]

yeah

[lime remnant]

oujia game seller

[cloud sinew]

barring outlier scenarios

[hollow notch]

and serpent 🥺

[lime remnant]

when the stars align

[long zodiac]

A ouija sigil bean serpent combo is like when all 7 planets align in the night sky

[hollow notch]

or get retcon

[turbid nova]

“New run” synergy

[hollow notch]

i saw retcon spawn ante 3 last night, i think that is the earliest ive seen a tier 2 voucher spawn

[cloud sinew]

yeah i'll just spend $150 getting serpent

[hollow notch]

just get lucky

[lime remnant]

yeah sure lets try to get retcon while specifically get this oujia card from sixth sense or seánce

[cloud sinew]

holding two specific spectral cards in consumables and then getting retcon and then having enough money to roll for a specific boss

[hollow notch]

isnt there a deck that has spectrals in the shop?

[lime remnant]

if you say ghost deck i can do more with ghost deck than oujia slop

[hollow notch]

magic?

[cloud sinew]

ghost

[hollow notch]

ghost thats it

[lime remnant]

its still very specific and often times do more harm than good

[brave goblet]

Gold banana, delayed gratif, and luchador

I would've crashed out if Michelle left me right after that

[hollow notch]

WWWW

[brave goblet]

Interestingly I actually had baron and mime for like one round too

[hollow notch]

perishible banana monka

[cloud sinew]

spectrals have a 1/15 chance at base to appear per slot in the shop on ghost, and there are 18 spectrals.
even on ghost deck your odds of that specific scenario happening are tiny

actually 2 can't spawn in shop, so 16 spectrals in the shop.

[hollow notch]

you cant get black hole or soul in shop, right?

[brave goblet]

cannot

[lime remnant]

like at least 1/100 chance of happening

with that you better off finding smth better

[hollow notch]

how op do you think fool would be if it could copy spectrals?

so you dont need fucking perkeo

[brave goblet]

never using any tarots ever again hoping to find fools for the cryptids

[frank grove]

fool is already one of the best tarots but magic spectral packs high rolling 3 immolates is far too insane

[runic herald]

It’s already op

[cloud sinew]

it wouldn't really be that OP, it would be way more boring though because you would be heavily incentivised to just not use any consumable if a good spectral was last used

[brave goblet]

makes ghost deck even more busted than before

[lime remnant]

immolate soul and thats it

[hollow notch]

i mean you could use the fool right away to spawn the cryptid

[hollow notch]

please 😭

[lime remnant]

nooo

[hollow notch]

are spectrals really that op that they have to be so rare

[lime remnant]

like only half of them

[cloud sinew]

nah

[lime remnant]

dare i say only a quarter

[frank grove]

what

[lime remnant]

checks out

[hollow notch]

i just wish you could get seals from tarots 😭

[cloud sinew]

you can get them standard packs

which is fine enough imo

[lime remnant]

i mean standard exist

[frank grove]

and certificate

[lime remnant]

red seal gold tears of joy