🕹・game-discussion

[lost vault]

they dont know i dont have c++

[hollow mica]

Sounds about right

[lost vault]

fun

[shell lava]

balachelorette or something

[ruby vessel]

The C++ inflation is crazy rn. We need another + to keep it exclusive

[echo owl]

It used to be me but I got a girlfriend recently

[lost vault]

yeah

[lost vault]

lcuky

[shell lava]

what about C#

[hollow mica]

C++ with the jimbo collab

[ancient gyro]

gsg market is full of tumbleweeds rn

[full rune]

You made that up

[echo owl]

She wants estrogen

[lost vault]

says the homosexual boy

[lost vault]

fair

[full rune]

like to harvest and sell?

[humble gulch]

Me? 🥺

[stark charm]

Try JavaScript

[lost vault]

nyavascript

[shell lava]

I was referring to the fact that every time I here c++ I think of the programming language and made a reference to another such programming language known as C#

[ancient gyro]

you're our most recent representative

[lost vault]

hear*

[shell lava]

wow am I a larper

[full rune]

You made that up, too, C# is a note

[echo owl]

No to use on herself

[lost vault]

larping it

[echo owl]

Cause she’s trans

[hollow mica]

Tornado

[ancient gyro]

cause we only have like 5 ppl that actually did gsg successfully

[full rune]

So she IS harvesting it

[humble gulch]

As in doing GSG or being a tumbleweed

[echo owl]

I actually did I just didn’t record

[echo owl]

On herself yea

[hollow mica]

Zoinks

[stark charm]

I larp as a productive figure in the human society

[lost vault]

i larp as a human

mroew

[full rune]

I came from space

[lost vault]

i came to space

[shell lava]

I larp as someone who knows what theyre taking about

[full rune]

same thing same thing

[lost vault]

clearly

worst larper of the modern day

[ruby vessel]

Nah they ain’t even pretending with some of these takes

[orchid dove]

One achievement and one drawback.

[ancient gyro]

omg i was out at the beach one day last week and accidentally touched butts with another girl when I went up for air. heard her speak for a bit, moved to a different part of the ocean and then contemplated for an entire 20 minutes or so to figure out if she was trans or not

[echo owl]

I larp as a bad Balatro player I’m actually really good

[orchid dove]

third in the balatro reddit, 100 downvotes

[serene forge]

don't take it too personally

genuinely

[full rune]

Is there a spectral tierlist

[serene forge]

a lot of people on r/balatro are genuinely dim

[echo owl]

Shoot I thought you were a guy this whole time

[orchid dove]

ik

[echo owl]

Nothing personnel kid

[orchid dove]

i just have the fear that this hate can affect my work

[echo owl]

Don’t worry bro they all call obelisk ass you don’t gotta listen to those fellas

[stark charm]

Who is that guy that gets 1000 downvotes from red seal? You?

[serene forge]

yes

[orchid dove]

the red seal incident

[ancient gyro]

getting downvoted in the balatro subreddit is a green flag usually

[echo owl]

What was that

[orchid dove]

a guy said that red seal where the worst seal

and got like 1 thousand downvotes

[orchid dove]

this one

[ruby vessel]

Wasn’t someone unironically arguing red seals were bad in this server

[serene forge]

that's me lol

[lost vault]

i mean

[full rune]

I want blue and purple seals

[lost vault]

they sorta are

[serene forge]

nobody ever said red seals are bad

[fiery nymph]

no seals are bad, red are just the worse for regular gp

[orchid dove]

Btw, tower is this, you CANT say this is worst than making fun of a tragedy

[serene forge]

least good /= explicitly bad

[lost vault]

they the worst seal

[full rune]

Actually I would rather have gold seals, too

[stark charm]

Red seal on that comment

[full rune]

so yeah red bad

[fiery nymph]

but its a high bar

[lost vault]

9/11 jokes are way overdone yeah

[fiery nymph]

because all seals are goats

[serene forge]

having a seal is already better than not having one

[lost vault]

true

[serene forge]

red seals can surely be effective

[stark acorn]

i think i replace trib with photo here

[orchid dove]

twin towers were the first idea DISCARDED from my mod btw, like, someone said it and was "Nope"

Btw, i am not even american

[serene forge]

its the fact that you actually need to work a bit to get them to do anything is what makes them worse

[full rune]

No give me gold seals, I will trade all my reds for golds

[stark charm]

Jimbo….

[shell lava]

why is death shiny

[stark acorn]

listen the supernova was a VERY unfortunate early game eternal

[ruby vessel]

It’s negative

[lost vault]

perkeo

[shell lava]

oh

[echo owl]

I’m not saying I don’t agree with you at all but I’ve realized discord is a lot woker than Reddit

[lost vault]

the woker

[orchid dove]

Originally i was gonna comment "do it yourself" but i didnt wanted to have negative karma in reddit

[lost vault]

yea

at least the balatro discord

[full rune]

They let ANYONE on reddit

[lost vault]

reddit is a stinkbag

[stark charm]

I am sleepy actually

[wispy temple]

It's really hard to get negative karma

[full rune]

Not for EA

[wispy temple]

You can only lose 100 karma per contribution

[orchid dove]

It was a tower joke that i feel isnt bad at least

[wispy temple]

So yes even for ea

[lost vault]

karma debt

im proud to proclaim that i have 0 reddit karma

[ancient gyro]

i dont talk like ever

[full rune]

Even though that account only lost 100 karma for its -377k karma comment, I know it has -377k karma

[stark charm]

I really want to know how they calculate it

[orchid dove]

this is my 4 post in balatro subreddit and the first one with more than 5 upvotes

so yeah, definetly can happen

[serene forge]

you just have to say bloodstone sucks enough times and you'll get there

[pale wolf]

shut up

[full rune]

Bloodstone DOES suck

[shell lava]

what does bloodstone do exactly

[orchid dove]

bloodstone is mid tier

thats my testament

[pale wolf]

😈

[lost vault]

bloodstone does suck

[brittle ocean]

The suboptimal joker placement 😭

[ancient gyro]

word cloud increase

[stark acorn]

get fucked lol

[stark charm]

Kill you

[orchid dove]

doesnt suck, and isnt peak

[lost vault]

8ball > bloodshit and 8ball is mid

[orchid dove]

is just there... at the middle

[serene forge]

nothing

that's the issue

[stark charm]

Because it decided it would piss on you

[shell lava]

does it actually do nothing

[lost vault]

yes

no

but yes

[pale wolf]

half the time it does nothing and another half of the next time it does nothing and another half of the next time

[orchid dove]

is like 1/36 or so, idk

[ancient gyro]

bottom 4
my gsg testament

[native void]

whats best to copy?

[serene forge]

1 in 9.5 chance of 0.44x mult per triggered heart

[full rune]

okay MAYBE if it had an aura

[lost vault]

to the moon

[pale wolf]

how old this one

[orchid dove]

showman is so ass in anything that isnt infinite runs

[lost vault]

i hate showman

[ancient gyro]

a few months

[native void]

its not even compatible

[lost vault]

:3

[ancient gyro]

a new one will be replaced when i have nothing better to do

[orchid dove]

once i took a uncommon tag because i was already getting 300k +, and was just a showman

with foil

[orchid dove]

i had a runner in like 200 btw

[pale wolf]

im surprised you have supernova right up next to green and rtb

[shell lava]

when I used the ceremonial dagger it was really good cause I kept getting useless jokers and sacrificing them

[ruby vessel]

Hmph. Stupid Baka joker

[serene forge]

showman so bad it even manages to infect horseshit

[lost vault]

yeah dagger is pretty decent

[ancient gyro]

finally, your first good statement

[orchid dove]

WE DID IT REDDIT!

[shell lava]

what if you have a egg worth a lot and you sacrifice it

[ruby vessel]

Broken clock is right twice a day

[orchid dove]

thats not happening

[lost vault]

take a wild guess

[orchid dove]

never seen that outside streamers

[pale wolf]

battle of the wits

[orchid dove]

also squashbuckler

[ancient gyro]

military timers:

[orchid dove]

or how was called the pirate

[lost vault]

dagger >>>>> swushguckler

[pale wolf]

i wish the word mog wasn't problematic

i wanna use it all the time for jokers

[lost vault]

hows it problematic

[ancient gyro]

you're right

[serene forge]

sucks

[lost vault]

back in my day "mog" was a term for transmogrification from plants vs zombies hero

[serene forge]

trans

[lost vault]

true

[shell lava]

swashbuckler I think would work better with the present one than the egg cause the present scales faster with more jokers but the egg is better to sell to the dagger

[full rune]

How do you feel about blue bananas

[shell lava]

whats the one with the cool ass boot though

[shell lava]

I love that joker

[serene forge]

it sucks

[lost vault]

bootstraps is horrendous

[shell lava]

why

[ancient gyro]

and you're stuck at one good statement

[full rune]

FIVE gold

FIVE

[ancient gyro]

hundred cigarettes

[orchid dove]

A ninth of the people that has interacted with this thinks this would be funnier with twin towers.

Reddit moment.

[lost vault]

one of the worst money to mult ratios in the game

[full rune]

FIVE

[ancient gyro]

nights at freddys

[pale wolf]

my question mogged googles forced ai answer

[shell lava]

what if tower was am cause im biased and want to see am next to judge holden

[lost vault]

i love these though

huge fan of judgement snd justice

[shell lava]

I love minose prime

minos prime more like coolos cool

[orchid dove]

A.M is wrath

the spectral

[pale wolf]

bizarre lol

[shell lava]

oh

perfect

[dark cairn]

seeing the pizza tower as the tower card is really funny because there's a mod for pizza tower that basically turns it into balatro

[shell lava]

did you just say

[lost vault]

wraith.....

[shell lava]

bizarre?

[orchid dove]

sorry, english is not my main lenguage

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 1

[orchid dove]

Also, forgot to show the most stupid part.

[pale wolf]

did you get spoiled

[lost vault]

it says it on the card tho 🙃

[hybrid tendon]

no

it's been my starter for a while

[shell lava]

?

[orchid dove]

sorry for not searching the card art in 2 seconds

[pale wolf]

fuck

i got 6

[ancient gyro]

wunker

[hybrid tendon]

lmao

[pale wolf]

with good guesses besides 1

just bad luck :c

[hybrid tendon]

happens

[lost vault]

i didnt expect u to

[pale wolf]

modded

[lost vault]

nuh uh

[pale wolf]

⚙️

[serene forge]

balatrodle in 6 this game fucking blows

[shell lava]

yea but she said its not her first language so she didnt know wraith wasn't wrath

[orchid dove]

no promises, yeah

[pale wolf]

dont worry I also got 6

[lost vault]

the language doesnt change the card sprite

[orchid dove]

i said that because i didnt remember

[lost vault]

thats fair

[shell lava]

oh

ok

[lost vault]

many people make that mistake regardless of first languages

[shell lava]

is wraith good i think I used it a total of one time

[lost vault]

the only reason i even pointed out the card art is because it is language independant

[orchid dove]

english is kinda a stupid lenguage, spanish has more straight to the point rules

[lost vault]

no language is stupid

[orchid dove]

is good in early antes

[lost vault]

not really

[orchid dove]

it had an A?

my god, i am stupid

[lost vault]

rarely is a random rare worth the money

[lost vault]

i lowkey didnt even notice

thanks pattern recognition

very cool

[shell lava]

English is annoying because everyone wanted to push their words into it disregarding that English wasn't their language to change

[pale wolf]

spanish is more consistent but still not perfect

[lost vault]

what?

[stark charm]

This guy don’t like challenge

[ancient gyro]

customary system existing 🥀

[pale wolf]

also consistency in spelling/grammar forms isnt the goal of language

[humble gulch]

Trashing on a language is just dumb

[pale wolf]

its to communicate about balatro

[lost vault]

truth nuke

nothing is flawless

[hybrid tendon]

you clearly never spoke french

[lost vault]

indeed

[hybrid tendon]

this doesn't make any sense

you don't know how languages works and it shows

[ancient gyro]

what is video in spanish

[shell lava]

the fact that english has words from latin french germanic and greek is the reason why spelling rules work less than half of the time

[humble gulch]

Video lmao

[pale wolf]

deez

[humble gulch]

Or vídeo

[hybrid tendon]

you're disregarding the fact that english was built on those languages

[lost vault]

again what

yeah

[orchid dove]

english is like 3 small languages in 1 suit acting like they are only one

[lost vault]

i mean, it is one language

[humble gulch]

Oh no, my language with roots from all those languages has words from those languages!

[lost vault]

and i dont think latin is particularly small

[shell lava]

english wasn't built on french the french in english was because of norman conquerors invading england

[lost vault]

or the other ones

[lost vault]

what??

[pale wolf]

english is the game katamari damacy as a (germanic) language

[lost vault]

i love when people confidently talk about something they are clearly clueless about

[shell lava]

the normans conquering England is what put all of the french words in english

[humble gulch]

Real

[orchid dove]

anglo, saxons, french, latin

[pale wolf]

? that's basically where most french influence comes from

[hybrid tendon]

you're comparing old english to modern english

[orchid dove]

a lot of lenguages, and all of them without similar rules

[lost vault]

i mostly mean other things theyve said

to be johnest i dont know much about language either

[pale wolf]

im a passing interest in linguistics

[shell lava]

modern english didnt really fix the fact that english doesnt have spelling rules that work consistently

[hybrid tendon]

modern english has kept those words because that's how it developed, after a whole ass millenia

[lost vault]

exaactly

[serene forge]

katamari mention

ong

[thorny leaf]

i want more joker

[shell lava]

HOLY SHIT

[lost vault]

good for you

[shell lava]

IS THAT SCOUT TF2

[pale wolf]

when update

[thorny leaf]

yes

[lost vault]

when update when when update

[shell lava]

your lifetime plus 1 day

[pale wolf]

when you update

[lost vault]

@ localhunk when update

:(

[compact gazelle]

yesterday trust

[shell lava]

@hocallunk when update

[stark charm]

Random bs go

[lost vault]

microfractions

[waxen quartz]

last time there was a public beta/feedback period? (steam)

[pale wolf]

i HATE the evil Billionaire Company known as localThunk for what they have done to my Family.

[hybrid tendon]

neither did any modern language, modern english is not "english 2" it's english after 1000 years of development, of course it's gonna keep those artifacts in

[thorny leaf]

what did they do to ur family

[shell lava]

there are a lot of languages that did

[pale wolf]

my family has no income
nobody making dinner
nobody making sure the dogs dont rip the couch to shreads
all because i cannot stop playing Balatro

[thorny leaf]

ok

thats bad

[shell lava]

standard german

exists for that very reason

[compact gazelle]

english is a chimera language filled with chimera words
its a silly construction and you don’t need whatever this guy was saying to criticize it validly

[pale wolf]

english's wide variety of influences and homophones and contradictions make for one of the most expressive languages :p

[shell lava]

true

[compact gazelle]

there’s no standardization because I guess nobody bothered to standardize :3

[shell lava]

the brits were too egotistical and by now there's no central english speaking nation

[ruby vessel]

We tried to with Esperanto and it flopped

[shell lava]

so it cant be effectively standardized now

[hybrid tendon]

yeah I know

[lost vault]

i thought that was homophobes

[shell lava]

maybe english strongest strength is its ability to be funny

[compact gazelle]

any language can be expressive it depends on the person using it

[shell lava]

English is the language of jokers

🤫

[lost vault]

no it isnt

[shell lava]

what it is then

[lost vault]

the jokers can speak any language (in the game)

[shell lava]

except for klingon

or anglish

or piratespeak

[lost vault]

i said

in

the

game

dumbass

[shell lava]

I thought you meant like the jokers in the game can

[compact gazelle]

every language has its advantages and disadvantages so there’s no point pretending any one is superior or inferior

[stark charm]

Clearly have never speak with swashbuckler

[ancient gyro]

is there like a language tier list anywhere

[bronze sky]

Hi
When chipsX and ^Mult (exponents)

[stark charm]

C++ is superior

[shell lava]

we are not on speaking terms right now.

[hybrid tendon]

I mean there's no need to standardize it because it will "de"standardize with time

[ancient gyro]

we already have plasma deck

[stark charm]

Xchips is too close to Xmults and ^ would be too powerful

[hybrid tendon]

wait holy shit that's don quixote

[serene forge]

i just hate english ngl

[shell lava]

mult^mult when

[hollow mica]

What is the best deck to get your first win on red deck

[ancient gyro]

that's rich coming from you

[compact gazelle]

at some point it’s liable to just diversify into distinct languages like prior ancestor languages did

[serene forge]

you probably should play red deck to win on red deck

[hybrid tendon]

mhm

[ancient gyro]

orange deck

[stark charm]

Lowest common ancestor any language

[shell lava]

is your bio about icarus

[compact gazelle]

I think there’s only one deck that can get you your first win on red deck :3

[ancient gyro]

is it

👅

[shell lava]

nearest common ancestor?

[hollow mica]

Holy cow I can not get stuff right. I meant red seal

[orchid dove]

I got 1 thousand upvotes anyways, Haters cant against me

[hollow mica]

Omg red stake

[shell lava]

he didnt cry when he fell 🤔

[fringe nebula]

https://youtu.be/xWUQ40XT0jI

[stark charm]

LCA https://usaco.guide/plat/binary-jump?lang=cpp

[ancient gyro]

the quotes were from an interlude from one of my favorite songs that transition into icarus

[shell lava]

o

what song

[hollow mica]

Best deck for first win on red stake

[ancient gyro]

otherworldly
by starset

[serene forge]

shut up

[stark charm]

Red deck prolly

[compact gazelle]

180000 ms lag or what

[hollow mica]

Ok

[serene forge]

im reading chat while playing a phone game so yeah

[ancient gyro]

radio waves interrupted from undiscovered vocabulary

[bronze sky]

X chips would be funny
^ mult should be a joker called chubby he takes up 3 slots fr

[ancient gyro]

we already have mult

[compact gazelle]

just
put on youtube shorts at this point

[ancient gyro]

youtube jeans

[shell lava]

youtube jorts

[ancient gyro]

put on a sleep deprived yt video

[shell lava]

I didn't know there were videos about me on youtube

[orchid dove]

Too lazy to repost

[shell lava]

is that a joker joker

[orchid dove]

yeah

the face of the repainted mod

[shell lava]

thats pretty joker

[orchid dove]

Also the deck is repainted

[serene forge]

god forbid someone does something with their girlfriend i guess

[bronze sky]

Add a joker that just talks to you like the joker during win and lose screen

[hollow mica]

What should I do

[shell lava]

pov how it feels to be top 1 voucher in balatro

[compact gazelle]

180000ms lag part 2?

[shell lava]

wait that's telescope wrong one

why no observatory emoji

[hollow mica]

Erm it’s actually the blank voucher is best

[serene forge]

im playing a music game i can't exactly take my eyes off the screen mid round, yknow

[shell lava]

I thought it did does nothing

does it didnt does nothing

[ancient gyro]

who do you think would be the first to get bored of a game between the two

[compact gazelle]

too slow!

[ancient gyro]

im thinking lace

[hollow mica]

It unlocks antimatter I think

[compact gazelle]

the game probably

[hybrid tendon]

what?

[compact gazelle]

:>

[hollow mica]

I’m cooked

[ancient gyro]

hi

[shell lava]

yea after 10 buys i was trying to be funny but im unfunny

[hybrid tendon]

y'all lost the game

[compact gazelle]

I already won the game :>

[lost vault]

congratulations! you just WON the Game!

[shell lava]

alan

we are so fucked

[full rune]

I thought you only win when you hit naneinf because the game difficulty can't scale that high

[ancient gyro]

are you playing taiko no tatsujin

[lost vault]

whar

[ancient gyro]

that's one of my go to music games

in the arcade

[full rune]

naneinf = balatro retirement

[ruby mulch]

this is why i hate balatro

omg

[lost vault]

more like

[full rune]

infinite money glitch

[lost vault]

naneinf = slog

[shell lava]

what if there was a joker that made every chip worth 1 dollar since thats more realistic to poker

[modest mist]

First time doing the Zodiac deck.

[shell lava]

we could call it the poker joker

[full rune]

Hey, isn't it time for you to hydrate?

[hollow notch]

felt this 😭

[hollow mica]

ANTE 1 royale flush

[modest mist]

Riff-Raff gave me Photochad right off the bat.

[compact gazelle]

naneinf is like preparing two microwave meals then flipping two or three coins

[lost vault]

what if there was a joker that gave you 1 trillion dollars wouldnt that be cool and fun

[shell lava]

is it Royale flush or royal flush

[lost vault]

true

[ruby mulch]

+$400

balanced

[full rune]

I work on machines that have two magnetrons in them

[lost vault]

i done been hydrating

[full rune]

does that count

[shell lava]

there will be no balance in my indie roguelite

[lost vault]

to balance out the shitry salty foods i eat

[hybrid tendon]

nah pjsk, also there's no arcades here

[lost vault]

cant be getting kodney stones!

[shell lava]

man my kodneys are so full of fish bro

[ancient gyro]

that's just bull in it's youth

a calf

[ancient gyro]

darn

i like playing the drums

[hollow mica]

That one

[shell lava]

woah

[hollow notch]

tips for plasma deck on purple stake scaling? i legit cant keep up even with double throwback

[shell lava]

so joker

[ruby mulch]

do i take arrowhead here

[stark charm]

It is clash royals

[ruby mulch]

and just do a flush run

like a boring

[shell lava]

NO

[hollow mica]

Jimbo flush

[shell lava]

clash royal evil is

[hollow notch]

blue stake maybe

[serene forge]

I hate Clash Royale

[ruby mulch]

99999% correlation

[shell lava]

is she replying to the right person

[hollow notch]

just dont hit goad :)

[shell lava]

[hollow mica]

It’s the jimbo flush

[stark charm]

It is ass now

[lost vault]

i hate clash royale

[shell lava]

goad is a criminal

[stark charm]

Just take green jonkler

[stark charm]

Oh is plasma

[full rune]

I just learned that microwaves (in the magnetron) contain radioactive thorium, neat

[hollow notch]

as a resident arrowhead enjoyer, i agree to this

[shell lava]

can you use directors cut on boss blinds

[stark charm]

Why everyone play plasma nowadays

[ruby mulch]

omg green joker worst joker

green joker worst joker

[lost vault]

i dont

[ancient gyro]

well throwback stinks for one in terms of practical use

sandbagging chips is usually more consistent for scoring methods as you only need 775 to clear a8 (1550 for vv)

retriggers, money, planets, and 2p are also major set priorities among plasma runs

[lost vault]

i play purple deck :3

[hollow mica]

Yes

[full rune]

WHAT

[hollow notch]

naneinf attempting probably

[hollow mica]

Jimbo best joker

[stark charm]

Naninf is so boring tho

[shell lava]

is arrowhead mult on spades or sm else

[ruby mulch]

eternal rental credit card better than green joker

[full rune]

Jack "Jimbo" Joker

[stark charm]

Opinion rejected

[shell lava]

x1 mult for every possible hand you could play with 1 draw of cards

[hollow mica]

Charles “Jenkins” joker

[woven hare]

wait whats the name of jokerdle

[shell lava]

not including high cards

[full rune]

That's not what his mailing address says

[hollow notch]

chips

[lost vault]

no its Gary "Jimbo" McReady

[shell lava]

balatrodle

[lost vault]

wait no

McCready

[shell lava]

ooooh

[lost vault]

mybad

[full rune]

Is this the new product

[ruby mulch]

burglar yes

[lost vault]

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Jimbo

[hollow mica]

Jerald & Jonald VS Jimbo

[shell lava]

burger

[ruby mulch]

eternal burglar better than green joker

[hybrid tendon]

yeah, I looked for rhythm arcades close to me, aside from ddr likes, the closest is like 10 hours away by car in toronto

[full rune]

is burglar common

[stark charm]

This is just ragebait now

[full rune]

not really a fair comparison

[hollow notch]

this

i hate green joker

[ancient gyro]

i forgot you live in the sinful lands of canada

[ruby mulch]

perishable idol better than green joker

[full rune]

obviously

green joker not bad

mid

[ancient gyro]

are there any bandai namco arcades

meant to ping

[full rune]

Green Joker > Bootstraps

[hollow mica]

Eternal Violet vessel better than green joker

[ancient gyro]

god dammit

[woven hare]

how is it not ||smeared||

[ruby mulch]

business card best econ

[hollow mica]

Credit card is best

[tawny bough]

idk if i get rid of photochad for these 2 lol

[full rune]

Money Tree at 100 gold

[ruby mulch]

when i was new i'd unironically use credit card

and have like

-17

$

[serene forge]

i think you should hold r

[hybrid tendon]

erm no idea, don't think so

it'S not that bad

[tawny bough]

xd nice try

[ancient gyro]

don't you live in quebec

[hybrid tendon]

yeah

[full rune]

How did you capitalize your S

[hybrid tendon]

maintained shift when doing '

so it made capital S

[full rune]

minus wpm score

[lost vault]

mreow

[ancient gyro]

170 with alice layout

[serene forge]

nya

[tawny bough]

dont think i can dang

[hollow mica]

I got -38$ because when I first got brainstorm I didn’t really understand stand it and then I had the tooth boss blind and played 3 flushes

[ancient gyro]

oh

[lost vault]

time to play risk of rain returns

[ruby mulch]

anyone whos done unseeded naninf gets bullied irl

[full rune]

Unseeded naneinf is balatro retirement

[serene forge]

deserved tbh

[versed sable]

[lost vault]

c++ is harder and more tedious

[full rune]

This graph explains it

[tawny bough]

shit forgot to calculate that its on plasma dang it i couldve done it

[lost vault]

explains what wxactly

[full rune]

yeah

[ruby mulch]

flush runs are the best

run

ever

[hollow mica]

Seeded Naninf = transformation into Jonald (see image below)

[ancient gyro]

i like pairless

so far

[full rune]

flush 5s rite

[lost vault]

the best run is Ultimate Pair

[hybrid tendon]

okay I checked, we do have some but truly a minority of them

[ruby mulch]

no flush

bloodstone

[ancient gyro]

even though it sort of ruined my second ever gsg success

[ruby mulch]

arrowhead

[full rune]

Cursed poop card

[ruby mulch]

bloodstone hate makes no sense

[ancient gyro]

u should go check them out if able

[full rune]

I like my jokers working every time

bloodstone is lazy

sometimes sleeps on the job

[tawny bough]

ayeee

[full rune]

nice shop mod I like that info panel

[tawny bough]

yeah its pretty sweat as i always forget to check boss blind

[humble gulch]

3/10 ragebait

[ruby mulch]

not even ragebait

defend your claim

[ancient gyro]

if the music licensing is sourced from the games they have there then i think bn arcade should have the tooboe song from csm for the drum n fun machine

[humble gulch]

Man, we've said this 1000 times already 😭

[full rune]

Wrathful joker first shop but boss blind is Goad

[ruby mulch]

say it again

[full rune]

I don't like lazy jokers.

[ancient gyro]

@serene forge

start tweaking

[haughty condor]

the ultimate photochad

[hybrid tendon]

I mean most of the arcade we have are either race games or shooting games sooo

[ancient gyro]

rip

[ruby mulch]

but you have lazy arguments

so

[full rune]

Thank you for not choosing bloodstone

[ancient gyro]

rhythm games are just built different

and good exercise too

[haughty condor]

sadly it cant get better than this without the impossible chance of getting negative showman

[full rune]

Yeah, 1/2 chance is a lazy argument

Right

[woven hare]

||NOT +MULT NOT XMULT NOT CHIPS NOT CREATION NOT ECON NOT HAND NOT DISCARDS NOT COPY NOT RETRIGGER NO BITCHES AAAAND ITS AN EXPDNSIVE UNCOMMON||

[haughty condor]

or negative invis joker

[haughty condor]

whats wrong with bloodstone

[hybrid tendon]

I mean yeah, but we still don't really have them here aside from pump it up

[serene forge]

its bad

[ruby mulch]

i hate tags that just do what some common jokers do

like whats the point

[full rune]

Steel cards better than bloodstone

[haughty condor]

well yeah

[tawny bough]

showman goes for reserved parking right

[haughty condor]

if we know bloodstone sucks without the miraculous Oops then whats the discussion

[humble gulch]

Sighh, joker and retrigger dependent, RNG score is pretty bad since it's not consistent and runs built around card effects are most of the time unreliable

[tawny bough]

or a mime maybe

[ancient gyro]

i told you quebec stinks

[haughty condor]

no

[hybrid tendon]

better than alberta

[haughty condor]

get crazy joker

[tawny bough]

mime?

[ruby mulch]

isnt everything joker dependent

omg

[tawny bough]

madness?

[full rune]

Weird, we all have the same argument for bloodstone being bad

That's consistency

[humble gulch]

Bloodstone needs other jokers to even be worth taking

[haughty condor]

nah im kidding just reroll into blueprint or brainstorm i dont think you need more money than you already have right now

whats ur deck is it all kings

[serene forge]

fuck alberta

[humble gulch]

Needing specific jokers for one joker to work makes it trash

[full rune]

I don't think that's legal

[haughty condor]

i take bloodstone if my deck is majority hearts but usually i'd rather just use photochad cause i have 3 iq

[woven hare]

oh did my shi get deleted

oops

[haughty condor]

it can get you through lower antes tbh but i dont see any reason to keep it without oops

[full rune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovqliNGfIYw

speaking of the goad

[hybrid tendon]

shit looks like this everywhere istg, and 1 single duo pump it up machine per location

[ruby mulch]

is this enough retriggers

[haughty condor]

if we talk of endless mode idol just replaces it and oops but my assumption is that you guys are talking about 8 ante

[ruby mulch]

do i make the brainstorm also retrigger

[woven hare]

get natneg mime

[ruby mulch]

wait actually what is more value

[haughty condor]

i have 3 iq and i wish photograph was in this photograph

[humble gulch]

If you had bloodstone there's a pretty high chance you would die anyways

[woven hare]

oh duping chips

[humble gulch]

Because again, bloodstone is RNG

[tawny bough]

damnit bean i think i gotta skip u 💔

[serene forge]

it looks like that here too

[woven hare]

whys mime ourple

[humble gulch]

That's blue

[woven hare]

whys mime blue

oh

right

[ruby mulch]

do some balatro players actually use calculators

like if you use a calculator you get bullied at school

[humble gulch]

Brains are calculators

[ruby mulch]

violet vessel 2nd worst boss

[serene forge]

it feels like you have a fetish for using this one insult and it's not even a good one

[cosmic sun]

What kind of dumb ahhh school bullies for that

[woven hare]

-# ||bro diet cola is 6$ what 7$ uncommon falls into ""other""||

[ruby mulch]

if you dont do flush runs you get bullied at school

[cosmic sun]

They teach mental math very early on but you still run the calculators anyway because not all teachers are sadists

[serene forge]

actually you wouldn't be wrong for that i think

[ruby mulch]

what is horse supposed to mean

[woven hare]

its here

[full rune]

If bloodstone was 1x and had a 1 in 4 chance of upgrading 0.25x for each heart card played, would that work better

[tawny bough]

i do not think i want that dang

[woven hare]

hornet can u tell me how dumb i am from 1 to 10

[humble gulch]

If it's Trib...

[tawny bough]

3 discards is quite a bit with rebate and helps me draw the steels tho agh

[humble gulch]

Alright

[full rune]

I know the answer to this

[brittle ocean]

So was it Trib?

[woven hare]

am i stupid

[ruby mulch]

OH MY GOD

I HATE VIOLET VESSEL

OMG

OMG

[full rune]

Probably not, but there are only a handful of other cards

[humble gulch]

I think I have to sell it

[full rune]

Is a handful five in Balatro

[humble gulch]

Yeah, I have to sell Yorick

[serene forge]

I hate Alberta

[full rune]

I think you made that clear

[ruby mulch]

if i had green joker this ENTIRE TIME i'd only get +13 mult let that sink in

green joker is terrible

[full rune]

13 is more than 10

[humble gulch]

It's fine

[serene forge]

not clear enough

[woven hare]

just about every card you think is in other is in hand/discards

[serene forge]

i hate alberta almost as much as bloodstone

[ruby mulch]

omg really

[cosmic sun]

imma bully you at school for that statement

[ruby mulch]

i never knew this ty

[full rune]

Space, Burnt, The real answer

[serene forge]

but there's also things i hate more than bloodstone

[full rune]

Those are all other

[woven hare]

actual ragebait

[ruby mulch]

omg first take of mine you didnt agree with

🥺🥺

[full rune]

Romance over

[serene forge]

that says cards not hands fyi

[compact gazelle]

do you have this gif without the speech bubbles

[ruby mulch]

wait shut up

[woven hare]

mr poop sock whats your opinion on cert

[serene forge]

you also probably wouldn't have died with gronkler because you would have had an actual good scaling joker in your lineup

[full rune]

Are you asking for a friend

[serene forge]

maybe

[ruby mulch]

yes gronkler in PLASMA

would do SO MUCH

[compact gazelle]

no im asking for me :3

[ruby mulch]

than

like 1.5k chips

every hand

[humble gulch]

I miss that Yorick already

[woven hare]

@ruby mulch

[serene forge]

skill issue how are you losing on plasma below purple stake

[full rune]

late game xM

[ruby mulch]

what is cert

[humble gulch]

Had to skip

[tawny bough]

baron wya

[woven hare]

fuck you

[ruby mulch]

because im a bebeh

[ruby mulch]

no omg

what

[woven hare]

-# certificate of authenticity

[full rune]

Signed by Microsoft

[tawny bough]

ive never seen that holy xd

[serene forge]

bbc value

[ruby mulch]

like the joker

[woven hare]

yes

[ruby mulch]

?

oh

[serene forge]

wdym ?

[tawny bough]

🙏

[ruby mulch]

its good with hologram

was that the right answer

[tawny bough]

wrath

[humble gulch]

:3

[haughty condor]

yo

[manic vault]

how do i beat ante 11 without mime bruh
i had baron and mostly kings in my deck and still couldnt beat it

[haughty condor]

i had a crazy idea

[woven hare]

the right answer is i want to start a family with certificate of authenticity

[full rune]

They/Them

[haughty condor]

there is more to life than baron mime

[ruby mulch]

but why

what value does it give without hologram

[humble gulch]

Seals

[full rune]

look at the picture

[haughty condor]

purple seals

[manic vault]

well i had square for chips

[humble gulch]

Finally, pairs

[manic vault]

also i didnt have mime

[compact gazelle]

ok I think it’s safe to say this individual is not worth explaining things to

[ruby mulch]

ok but then you have 122 cards

[serene forge]

"what is the sixth of the seven sins?"

[tawny bough]

die

[humble gulch]

True

[ancient gyro]

dude this was so hype when i had a local play this with me on my trip i remember all the songs we played

[tawny bough]

oh nvm

[haughty condor]

I LUV TAIKO NO TATSUJIN

[tawny bough]

cant tell if u where doing a "six seven" joke or if u r being knowledgeful

[compact gazelle]

absolute cinnamon?

[glass creek]

🦭

[serene forge]

that was not intentional no

[ruby mulch]

yes and +999 cards

[woven hare]

six seyven haha

[manic vault]

what else is there tho

[tawny bough]

okay good

[ruby mulch]

so unless your doing like

[serene forge]

girlfriends

[ruby mulch]

pair or high card

[woven hare]

hey thats a sea lion

[haughty condor]

sock and buskin idol/trib

[full rune]

Are you a pro player now

[haughty condor]

pairslop

[glass creek]

Worth

[manic vault]

dont have that im lonely af

[ruby mulch]

with hologram

[serene forge]

blue seal, purple seal, and gold seal

duh

[humble gulch]

I come from a bad luck streak 💔

[glass creek]

Without it as well

[haughty condor]

guys

my new joker idea is visible joker

[full rune]

can I have your autograph

[ruby mulch]

and red seal 7's

[serene forge]

if i can get a girlfriend you can too

[haughty condor]

after 2 rounds when you sell it it destroys a random joker

[ancient gyro]

ive only played for 3 hours idt i would do that good in a short period of time

[humble gulch]

FUCKKK

[ruby mulch]

deck fixing with cert is impossible

[serene forge]

1 in 52

[serene forge]

purple seal

[full rune]

So you ARE grandchampion

[haughty condor]

genuinely my two least favorites

[glass creek]

Insanely loud incorrect buzzer

[woven hare]

this image makes me

[kindred blade]

Thank you riffraff very cool

[tawny bough]

shit i need baron or i die

[serene forge]

it makes me too

[ruby mulch]

bus not on abandoned😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[full rune]

Needed campfire

[ruby mulch]

is this from roffle

[compact gazelle]

mmmnghh :3

[haughty condor]

dude u broke my streak

[glass creek]

Oh are you trolling

[ruby mulch]

no im smart

[haughty condor]

this has to be bait

[full rune]

rool 10 tho pls

[humble gulch]

Man, you were at rock botton and now you're digging straight down

[ancient gyro]

wow what a shocker 😐

[serene forge]

you just called campfire bad btw

[haughty condor]

im boutta bus 🚌

[haughty condor]

i didnt

i said i hate using it

[ancient gyro]

rule 10

[full rune]

blue seal, purple seal

[kindred blade]

I feel that

[haughty condor]

I know I just don't like to use it

[woven hare]

who the hell knows the balatro server rules by number

[glass creek]

I'm taking that as a yes

[manic vault]

dont rly find anyone attractive enough to date tbh

[full rune]

perkeo

[ancient gyro]

when you see one break them enough

[tawny bough]

ah dna timing is interesting

[haughty condor]

because I get perkeo every run

[woven hare]

certificate of authenticity

[ruby mulch]

wait wheres the rules

[full rune]

oh, unseeded player

[ruby mulch]

no throwback+madness

[hybrid tendon]

I would fail terribly lol

[haughty condor]

what

[serene forge]

that's also okay

[humble gulch]

Fuck

[haughty condor]

I thought playing unseeded was the norm

the new norm

[full rune]

idk people were mentioning seeded vs unseeded players earlier

[ruby mulch]

and WHAT is the point of seeded

[haughty condor]

I don't play with seeds because I like collecting gold stakes

[compact gazelle]

kaboom

[full rune]

naneinf

[humble gulch]

Boss blind isn't bad, there's an investment tag, I'm taking trance

[haughty condor]

plus if I know I am going to get something good there is no fun

[ancient gyro]

it's a very demanding cardio rhythm game tbf

[woven hare]

FUCK seeded players unless they use my seeds then i love you very much

[ancient gyro]

i wouldn't blame you

[haughty condor]

nintendo switch version motion controls are so ass i wish they were better

[hybrid tendon]

I mean outside and inside ring looks hard to master too

[full rune]

o u want only bad cards

[haughty condor]

ur kinda forced to use the button controls to perfect any song thats like 7 stars or higher

[ancient gyro]

i've only played the arcade version and i plan to stay like that

[haughty condor]

i wish i had access to the arcade version

[glass creek]

Need a balatro arcade machine

[haughty condor]

somehow

the nearest one is quite far

[woven hare]

can i get a "certified to be authentic" role if i behave and am good

[ruby mulch]

seeded players give me naninf madness+throwback

[hybrid tendon]

or an actual switch drum controller

[serene forge]

I need to find other rhythm games to play

[tawny bough]

NOOOO I DIDNT READ TTHE BOSS BLIND 😭

[haughty condor]

tru

but they expensive af

[full rune]

OH NOW YOU WANT TO PLAY SEEDED

[hybrid tendon]

yup

[full rune]

SHOCKER'

[haughty condor]

son son son sahur

[kindred blade]

Watching someone crashout in a Dave and busters bc they got the plant is now on my bucket list

[ruby mulch]

if its naninf madness throwback

yes

if its not

FUCK no

[humble gulch]

Do I just pivot to red card

[ancient gyro]

i still have like 4k yen stored on my bandai namco arcade card lmao

[woven hare]

reading boss blinds is for nerds

[hybrid tendon]

project diva controllers are also expensive asf unfortunately 😔 and that's my main game

[woven hare]

pivot to tarot merchant 🔥🔥🔥

[tawny bough]

https://giphy.com/gifs/doctor-strange-dr-do-we-deserve-destruction-ABGaYyfTdbAh0XLZP8

[ruby mulch]

red card even worse than credit

[haughty condor]

i don't like using red card

[full rune]

Madness + eternal Ceremonial Dagger

[ruby mulch]

i silenced yall

stunned yall

[haughty condor]

its scaling doesn't feel satisfying like the other scalers

[kindred blade]

Maybe it's because im fiscally irresponsible bc arcana packs are my weakness but I love credit card

[ruby mulch]

no because madness + throwback is insane because after like a few madnesses then just skip every small and big blind

[woven hare]

i remember when i first started playing balatro i consistantly got my throwbacks over 3x mult

[haughty condor]

I still love groker but I hate ride the bus

(no photochad because i have 3 iq)

[full rune]

Just get one madness shop 1, it doesn't need to eat jokers.

[woven hare]

I LOVE SHIT

[haughty condor]

25 > 54

[ruby mulch]

madness + eternal throwback is the truth

[haughty condor]

i don't have throwback cause i never stop playing balatro

[glass creek]

That could actually happen... maybe not with a balatro arcade machine but yeah

[manic vault]

imagine if madness eats throwback 💀

[ruby mulch]

i've loved throwback since being a bebeh

[ruby mulch]

skip small and big blind

[woven hare]

i dont have mrbones because i made ante 39 my bitch

[ruby mulch]

for throwback xmult

or just have eternal throwback

[full rune]

madness doesn't need to eat, it's a robot

[ruby mulch]

unseeded broken seed infinite cryptids! who wants it!

[glass creek]

A balatro arcade machine would be really cool though I think

[kindred blade]

I mean I did see a crashout at a casino over poker once which is about as close as we can get rn

[echo owl]

One I forgot to move my blueprint and my dagger killed it I was so sad

[manic vault]

sounds like clover pit

[ruby mulch]

just kidding haha yall rly thought lolll

[full rune]

Can you get a cryptid into a consumable slot even

[echo owl]

This but with the needle

[kindred blade]

God then it would be me

[ruby mulch]

no the seed name is TUTORIAL

[kindred blade]

I hate the needle

[ruby mulch]

can you get naninf on the tutorial seed

[woven hare]

unseeded broken seed eternal rental egg

[full rune]

Oh, what part of the stack does TUTORIAL select

[ruby mulch]

someone get naninf on the tutorial seed for me

🥺🥺🥺

[full rune]

downloading first lite sry

[minor portal]

eternal rental egg is still temperance value fr

[ruby mulch]

for 40$

but then its swash value

[woven hare]

ill do it for　日本のベルギーワッフル, Q

[full rune]

eggs are for ceremonies

[haughty condor]

I'm back.

[marsh vortex]

time to win the whole game

[woven hare]

eggs are for mancers

[full rune]

AGG into ceremonial dagger

[minor portal]

eggs are for cooking, usually

[full rune]

egs r for babbies

[manic vault]

eggs are delicious

[woven hare]

egg balato...

[haughty condor]

eggs are for protein

[full rune]

babbies need protein

checks out

[haughty condor]

they should add peggle to balatro

idk how but they should

[full rune]

Peglin + Balatro

[haughty condor]

i should buy peggle nights

i only have peggle deluxe

[minor portal]

you can now play balatro pinball

[haughty condor]

do u guys play peggle

[full rune]

i have peglin

[haughty condor]

dude

peggle is not pinball bro

[full rune]

Pachinko Rougelike

[haughty condor]

its more like pachinko

[haughty condor]

exactly thank you

get it right

[full rune]

Ya thats Peglin

the rougelike part

[minor portal]

you can now play balatro basketball

[ancient gyro]

real

[full rune]

Okay I just looked at all of these and lmao

[sand lily]

Should I be getting rid of photo for dna here

[haughty condor]

if i catch you guys disrespecting peggle i cant do anything about it but i will have u know i ate 3 eggs this morning

[cosmic sun]

threatening gas

[haughty condor]

everytime i do something like that i die

can i see the deck

[full rune]

woah woah in public man?

[sand lily]

I definitely don't need more kings but

[full rune]

more purple tags

[haughty condor]

ngl if i was in your position i'd get rid of the trading card but you probably are smarter than me

[cosmic sun]

I should eat deviled eggs and broccoli and go to the family function

[sand lily]

I guess I don't have that many unneeded cards

[minor portal]

purchase magic trick voucher

[haughty condor]

the purple tags could help you get death hanging man etc

[ancient gyro]

will todd chavez be there