#🕹・game-discussion
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maybe dork will have a turnaround like the word dope
Jimbo is a squirrel, saving all your good stuff for winter
gen beta slang incoming
dorked up
cus got dork swing when Jeremy made a stop towards britney
aren't we close to gen delta too?
hallelujah to the mimes
what
nvm
This will make sense in 8 years
😭
!remindme 2034
THAT'S LIKE TWO DEBUFFS
but that's in 12 years
so that just happened
fun
got a hanging chad RIGHT after
Guys can I start playing now ?
you already are :3
maybe
if it's not a gen1 pokemon i dont know it
yes im old
hi Gerson
its gen 4 apparently
i've only played gen 4 before lmao
i have never played a pokemon game
not knowing gen 2 pokemon is a skill issue
that's cool ig
whats this guys name
chikorita
togepi
umbreon
i think that's it
hopefully this is the run that beats blue stake
if u gave me 3 plausible names i could probably pick the right one. but def wont remember without prompting
my favorite kind of joker black face joker
no that's not
Armagrillo
Cyndaquil
Firarmo
that's not what that is
the invis gave me a second chad
nah
2
i was put on the spot for fake names
and i think firarmo SUCKS
armagrillo is awesome tho
sounds like a bootleg ferrari
get 1 piece of glass and this should be impossible to lose
armagrillo is peak
ok
needs to be real
oh
plant ante 6 xd
for some reason I was tending towards armadillo even though it's like definitely a hedgehog or something
my first time playing was half of diamond in high school on a school computer lol
sell bloodstone
yay
selling bloodstone is always correct :D
oh yeah i forgot i even had swashbuckler
girl,, i guess you're right 🙄
swash adding mult after photochadchad: here you go im helping
yeah how sweet of him
swash gives like 24 mult here that's literally so much mult ong
brainstorm + blueprint is insane
i bet u argil likes it
what about the bus pass
no bus
but if you got it
i would win
like pasta?
wow you clocked me so fast
But what if I have vagabond
worth it
here win
Can't you wait for the shop?
No
Apparently game hates me
y no rolldown
Y no what
do u live
No i dont
why no reroll
I already died lmao
I cant?
the shop
i might sell the snb
Iunno im way to used to having unblind mod on pc that actually shows me blinds in shop and i did NOT see it coming
Also i would have just 1-2 rerolls anyway
oh ya. adjusting to no mods prob takes a while
Sell chad
Oh well 2nd great run on blue deck today crashes to random bullshit
What do you mean sell sock and buskin with trib
what do i play here?
i'll sell the extra chad
helo pipo
The other one
finally
Why skips
Pick your poison
Free win right tyere but
Pick your WIN
A polychrome joker sells for a decent chunk
literally freeset win ever
TWIN 😭😭😭😭
Dont worry it is white stake
If thats why you take poly skip youre doing
A lot of things wrong probably
This isnt a serious run
I hope so
Gotta get that new discoveries to zero
Eternal Rental Gold Joker
here, win
You can sell chad and showman
Boooo 10
alright time to suffer on purple stake or try plasma
Plasma easy
plasma is pretty easy until purple stake
Negg 😍
at which point it goes from top 5 to bottom 2
O ya
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referralofficer_earvins was banned.
i lost to the machine
why did it reply to its accomplice
embarassing
L
get jimbo'd scammer
@pale wolf download free no virus:
Jokes on them, I live paycheck to paycheck
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I <3 yuri
im looking for lonely penguins near me
this was satisfying
Holy shit I need to make that
I have like 90 son images in my camera roll
Lmao
They usually change rhyming syllables to son
zebra, spelling bee champ 2026
Chromoson
son tarot op bc it's good with bloodson
Anything that says Pneumo, microscopic, and silico actually terrifies me a little bit
Son (Turns three cards into hearts) 😭
😭 it doesn't rhyme with son either I'm melting
Glass in MY lungs?
tiny shards everywhere 💔
Yukes
no spoilers
Not saying what it is
It took 10 tries
But I just wanna say that it’s bullshit
But it worked
today's balatrodle answer is ||go do the balatrodle||
Yummy, cotton candy [x1.75]
Thats not a joker ailly
DAWG HOW IS IT NOT ||economy||
Well... Actually
Fuck you! Fuck off to hell, Black Deck
Funny you say that
NICE
Orange Stakes suuuuuuuuuucks
gs time!
I hate Plasma Deck
Lmao, Balatrodle in 2
Get CHIPS M'LOARDY
Why on earth would you start with perkeo
Thats what I said
I always start with a legendary
yes. the trick to plasma deck is focusing on chips early on, because +1 chip is worth the same as +1 mult
I always start with the highest cost
however, once you start getting xmult, that's when you want to switch your direction towards mult
Spare trousers is my goat for starting
pretty mean category yes
balatrodle in 6
When I hit shortcut I knew it
what other jokers are considered "other"
I’m dying in the hill that ||midas mask is economy instead of other||
Luchador, oa6, Mr bones are some
Pareidolia
i mean, i get it, ||you don't make money directly off of midas mask, but as a consequence of midas mask's effect||
are chaos and astronomer considered econ even though they technically give no money
||effect which lasts even after you leave the joker||
|| Midas mask is one of 2 Card modification Jokers along with vamp||
kid named hiker
||3, hiker||
r||eda||c||ted||
I was attempting to amend that for like a minute
got to love the internet being slow
The Nightmare will wait
Thabks battery saver mode
🍊
Partida
You're a partida
partida in a pear tree
Partida also means party 🔥
I like parties in trees
redacted chat
jimbo calling us party poopers
Jimbo files
i need to get a shirt that says i <3 yuri on it
Jimbo had a shortcut
release the jimbo files
But Jimbo only appears when I win or lose 😂
Half of them are released, read those ones
+4 mult
how far away from the playing surface is the light source in balatro
Jimbo was born in <redacted, redacted> to mother <redacted> and second mother <redacted> in <redacted>
I’ve never felt so blessed in all my life
I'm just glancing at this and the plasma deck Sprite on the message above it, and I'm thinking that that pink was part of thunk's main palette
It's not in many things now
so free
i mean
look at magic deck's colours
true
it doesn't have the same pink though
I think the game got a little desaturated in between those versions though so perhaps it is the same color
youve seen the old planet background colours 😭
ive seen worse
How many people have played with mods on balatro
probably a lot
i wan estrogen
Do you think there are fewer vanilla players
ive played balatro archipelago quite a bit
Do you think there is a high proportion of c++ users that use mods
i played archipelago with my gf before and she hated balatro archipelago lol
you really gotta finetune the settings
it took me like 2 hours to get settings that made for a playable game
:)
@pale wolf what is your balatro mobile version...?
because i might have just got 1.0.1p
but the version installed on my phone is 1.0.1o
1.0.1o m
but there was that shadow update that caused some weird things
it says
1.0.1p
TEST_mobile```
in the version.jkr
1.0.1o-full [m]
sick
awa
hello balacord
Or maybe
plant needs a nerf there is just zero counterplay for this unfair boss blind
been a minute hasn't it party people
There's a lot of people that just get 100% and stop playing
what in the world are you using
i wonder what
ya c, c+, c++ all v natural places to stop
and most players don't even beat a red stake run
Which ante 8 gs tier list is better this is for a debate I’m having
is better? uhh just looking at the highest tiers id say right
they both stink a little but right looks better
Better
I like Denzel too tho
two clowns respecting each others' space. the space is circled for clarity
left has rebate, bb, gift card, 8 ball, fortune teller, campfire, supernova, duo, red card, squimbo all too low
You will die
any pvp?
second one having burglar at the very top tier is pretty crazy though
Blackboard is top 6 how is that too low
to be completely honest if you dont have rebate in the highest tier youre wrong
should be in the top tier
Nah
You may be interested in the balatro multiplayer discord server
yeah never mind I don't feel comfortable calling either of these better than the other
Damn we both that ass
well you're wrong
ass in uniquely different ways
yes can pass me
Look it up, you'll find it
but at least it's not endless pilled tier list so it's not the worst it could be
I can’t listen to a donda 2 fan I’m sorry
yeah baron and idol both low
Baron s tier!!!!
"balatro multiplayer discord" isn't a huge leap
It's like the first thing you would search
if thats what you gotta use to accept yourself being wrong go right ahead
Rebate is top 8 that’s not even low bro
imagine listening to a mentally ill nazi
Bloodstone mentioned
its too low for mail in rebate
cough
His old music was good
yeah fr who could imagine that haha
yeah so let's give him streaming numbers today
The music is just so good you have to look past all of the horrific things he says right
🙄
spineless
He’s really gonna enjoy the 2% of a penny I’m giving him
ty ty ty
Not an issue if you download and play locally
yeah but who would do that frfr ong
cough
Me
Don't be scared to admit smh
i started like 3 hours ago chill
what
Oh hey wtf we have a mutual
Damn you kinda grumpy
Spotify pays artists like 0.000000001 of a cent per play anyway
And idk how much something like apple music pays
Kanye’s really gonna enjoy the 0.000001 cent I’m giving him
if I were to stream id probably use qobuz
the numbers add up
ill listen to Kanye's old music once he dies
I get scared once a reach fucking nebula deck in GSG
if his estate doesn't stand by his ideals
🏴☠️
Nebula is so bad
Get real
consuming media gives it cultural relevance
yeah his cultural relevance isnt gonna fall off hate to tell you
yeah, wonder why 🙄
I’m sorry I gave Kanye cultural relevance guys
im not
fortnite and mark ass brownie
Lmao free 3 antes
i have no shame for any of my actions ever.
Are you guilt tripping me right now
chick fil a has really nice brownies
no I dont care about what you think
Cool
balatro
my neighbor balatotoro
My gs winrate has improved to 21% since my previous 18% are you proud
Balatristic missile
I have this one friend who really likes dagger
25 MILLION mult
\
Thank you 🥹
is gone
my zodiac winstreak profile winrate seems to be stabilizing around 60%
holy
It’s my Chinese name my grandma gave to me
im too embarrassed to look at mine
But everyone started calling me that so I just went b that
i play veeeeeeery slowly
What are yalls black deck winrates
i need to start playing slowly again, I used to be super slow but i think it was peer pressure that made me go faster
exact unknown since i played on ios and dont plan to dump my stats, but i estimate around 10-15%
I’m wondering if I have just too immense of a skill issue to do gsg or if it’s just a rough beginning
How about plasma
plasma a lot easier. iirc 20-33%
i think i have skill issues on green
These numbers aren’t looking too promising for getting a gsg anytime soon 😂
How about the easiest deck
Blue?
wrong deck for this seed lol
Or yellow
🦓
blue is my fav
blue feels good but very vanilla, im usually looking for a bit of spice
ig the one deck i almost never play is red
I had I think two attempts where I beat black and lost on plasma
And then I went straight to plasma for practice and won, then lost black
And kinda gave up realizing how hard of a task this would actually be lol
same
Black is probably the easiest leg technically considering I can reset as much as I want for an op holographic skip or smth
well, i have never played nebula besides the 8 wins required for c+
but besides that, i play red and plasma very little
ya its kinda crazy, i put gsg on pause for now
i think my winrate needs to rise to ~75% to put in more attempts
but at the same time its not about win %
you simply need to perform the right things every time
what if you're just in the zone the whole run
if anything i tend to choke as the streak gets longer lol
for the top row why arent they clean powers of 2
probably some rounding errors from lazy math
damn
It’s average number of games needed, right?
Not gsg attempts
If it was attempts then the 95% one would be <4 for a 15 streak
The top row would be a clean power of 2 for # of gsg attempts, so for # of games it should be higher
GSG is 15 different decks though
applying a winrate on one deck to winning once on 15 decks in a row doesn't really track
ye you average it out
ya expected # games
Because the expected number of games in a gsg attempt is slightly under 2 if you condition on being less than 15 games
(not how it works)
Katara is ready
you also need to factor in how fast you play on each deck on average to optimize your playtime
also it depends on the order of your decks
I made this table bc I just wanted a floor number. Ofc GSG will be more games req bc of the harder decks
balatrodle in 3
assuming optimal is just ascending order of winrate
optimal for least total runs, yes
if the difference between winrate is small, playtime might matter as well, if youre trying to minimize playtime
but if youre going for time rather than total runs it's different
truth
hello my buddy and I are trying to 2v2 balatro, hoes does this work its our first time
which explains why BU did plasma first
Is plasma faster
What
that's unintuitive
yeah if you get a good fast plasma run that helps a ton with gsg speedruns
and tbh runs is like
stats ego reasons
Wouldn’t putting it first mean you spend more time on plasma
Or do you just reset till you get a fast run
you'd spend less time losing on the first deck because you lose faster 😀
like vanilla version or non vanilla
it means you dont choke plasma every time at the end of a run
and that actually works out
so you play 1 deck over and over instead of 14
Oh is this optimizing for least time in a single gsg run
or whatever
no
As opposed to trying to get gsg with the least time commitment?
It's optimizing for getting as many genuine attempts at a gsg for the time you have alloted for attempts
so why would you want to fail slow instead of failing fast..?
truth
This is what I’m wondering as well
Do you just reset the plasma till you get a fast run
you want to reset plasma if its a slow run yeah
I hate Plasma Deck
you dont want to spend 25 minutes on a slow square runner plasma run for gsg speedruns
plasma runs are also kinda scummable in that you can just hold r for a good chip joker and ride most attempts out from the start
More than you hate bloodstone?
black deck is more consistently difficult
i finally beat my first orange stake 🥹
plasma deck now has a 1 in 2 chance to balance your score per turn
but this is different than
It's optimizing for getting as many genuine attempts at a gsg for the time you have alloted for attempts
so which goal is plasma first optimizing for?
just speedruns?
if you have 2 hours to play balatro
you care about how long it takes to do something
not how many runs it takes
speedrunners do the same thing but for the same reason, to not waste their time
i understand that time value matters
i dont understand how plasma first helps reduce gsg time for non-speedruns
yeah
Basically putting plasma first means plasma is the deck you end up playing the most. Thats the part we’re confused about
if you dont care about the time of a single successful gsg run, why would you do plasma first?
Spades
I'm not sure how to explain why
The goad would like a word
is this plasma vs black first for gsg and why both have strengths for different reasons?
Ante 1
i wan estrogen
let's say instead of plasma deck, you had to flip a coin and it would be a win or a loss instantly
would you rather start your gsg with the coin flip, or do the coin flip after black deck?
The coin flip first
It's the same mentality, it lasts a shorter time and is decided fairly early on, so it's better and faster to get plasma out of the way first
so assume GoodPlayer++ has a 20% winrate on black and 33% winrate on plasma
to get the rest of the run going, they could either:
(a) run black 15 times and plasma 3 times
OR
(b) run plasma 15 times and black 5 times
to expect 1 successful clear of both in a row
so given that there are fewer games played, and plasma takes longer, (a) seems like a clear winner
Oh so is plasma just decided in the first few antes
Like either get a good chip joker or reset?
ah so plasma fails (including a point where the streaker just gives up) quicker than black does?
yea
That makes sense
yeah
is that so
ya ig good plasma builds are a lot easier to play than good black starts
Black Deck runs just take longer in general
i thought the narrative is that black often kills you in ante 1 or 2 but plasma tends to drag it out
i think with plasma the gauntlet players are just discarding all the starts that arent something like runner/rebate
if you're trying to minimize losses And you play out every attempt to its bitter end
optimising for time you should order
makes sense
hold on sent early
optimising for time you should order your decks by ascending (time it takes to beat) / (failure probability)
I’m saving this one for future use ty
The optimizing for time is specifically so that you can just restart runs and not care about the win rate
well,the whole factoring in speed of play part
mhm
plasma plays very quick
especially for the first 2 antes
it's just once youre past that point it starts to slow, but that's the point where it's very obvious if a run is going to do well or not
sure, so the disconnect was i thought:
- time to beat, black was quicker
- failure chance, black is higher fail rate
but apparently bc highrolling plasma saves so much time, highroll plasma is quicker (and higher fail rate)
yes
apologies for not communicating that clearly
Save it, it's all yours my friend 😀
starting GSG with a deck that can quickly highroll will save you a lot of time because you can just reset quickly for a good run and rush through it
i figured it out, your explanation helped!
Now I need to figure out how to win black more consistently
it's very difficult
If I’m not highrolling sb skips
bc plasma runs are so cheap, ig you could highroll black runs too
thats pretty much the idea
I’m still not tryna spend 20+ minutes on a plasma run to have a holographic skip tag land on an eternal rental credit card trying to highroll black
in plasma a foil is 2 antes. why holo?
How are shop slots rolled? I just tried to reroll in one savestate, and go to the next store in another and they had the same slot options in both instances.
the shop slots are a queue
yeah the shop slots are on a queue for the ante
going into the next shop will just show you the next 2 items in the queue
Usually if I’m trying to highroll black I wait for investment or foil/holo and reset if the joker it lands on sucks
Or coupon tag same thing
gsg but each run attempt only counts if it goes past ante 1
how high do you generally build up your sacrifice hand for the obelisk on ante 8/non endless runs?
“Why is every run starting with a negative blueprint, a foil grimbo, and polychrome card sharp?”
I've done as little as 6 but usually i do as much as i safely can, up to like 16-18
12-14 ish (more if i have like 10 on hc already)
I usually do 12-15, ppl report having success as low as 6-8 as self imposed challenges
abandoned, just picked up ante 1 blueprint + obelisk so tryna be careful not to mess it up
mine was necessary
Does that mean every type of card has its own queue
this tool helps find stuff in specific seeds but it also helps u visualize how the shop works
https://miaklwalker.github.io/Blueprint/?seed=BIRB&deck=Blue+Deck&antes=8&stake=Gold+Stake
i was gonna die a mean death and squeezed out all the hands I needed
pretty much. almost all queues are per ante
you think it’s better to sacrifice pair for obelisk in case you’re forced to play high cards?
(i like the efficiency view)
ya saccing high card can go wrong v quickly
I'm not interested as much in this as I am the game design
Cool tool though
sick thanks yall
This tool also helps you cheat endless runs while still saving to your stats page
high card is scary obelisk but ive done it before
forced to
i mean the seed info is provided explicitly by the game, it really just saves from tedious replays
imo not cheating 🙂
so does the soul or any seed analyzer that could be imagined
Yeah
cuz endless is post game
there would need to be a seed reveal button (good idea)
a run history view solves everything
also cheating stats for endless stuff just makes you look exactly like every other endless player anyway 😭
id cry and sob and splutter
You can just copy the seed at ante 8 no?
well I'm saying unseeded endless is not a real thing right now because you're automatically shown the seed, when really it should be hidden to you even on the win screen until you choose to reveal it
we can cri together
Oh I see
yea
Yeah
i think that is how it should work
straight up i need help, i’m literally on the road to my first naneinf and i’ve been skipping the blinds and rerolling for serpent, i got a celestial pack skip and it won’t let me select anything and i’ve closed and reopened the game
well it's unseeded in that you didnt enter a known good seed, you happened upon the seed pseudorandomly, ig that's the distinction vs a seeded run
someone please 😭 😭 😭
Savescummed in a skip tag pack did we?
idk what that means but sure
It's random seed which is the terminology they use already, checks out
If you exit to the main menu while in a pack opened from a skip tag, it softlocks the game
Idk if it does every time but it happened to me before and that’s what Reddit said
yeah but then things like blueprint (can we please stop naming balatro tools from cards in the game) can just tell you where things you need exactly are
also
you can just grab the seed from the save.jkr at runtime
i didnt though, i had a double tag and then celestial pack skip and two opened at the exact same time
it's just in plaintext
it was so weird
Oh what the
This cant be legal to show
wrong link
right, so it doesn't prevent perfect knowledge. still wouldn't call it seeded. just there's a distinction between seeded and "you have the seed"
i’m playing on ipad also
ooh.. yeah you're softlocked 💔
so idk if balatro+ let's you sync between mac and ios
what do you use to decompress the save file?
if it does, and if balatro/balatro+ sync saved game, you might be able to fix it
i don’t own a mac 💔
i think the main issue is that it can never be 100% confirmed that someone didnt somehow scrape the seed off the win screen and use it to cheat some sort of run, if its an entry to some kind leaderboard or competition
even here i expect that apple arcade even on mac probably keeps the files in weird spots but ive never tried
which is why rn blueprint usage is just part of a "legit" endless run imo
its assisted for sure
yeah its weird but on mac you have root by default so it shouldnt be too bad
Thank you for legitimizing my $25 mil run
seeded routed runs are balatro TAS without the s
You can’t dig around any files?
it's v easy
no idea
ios is super locked down unless you jailbreak it
it's compressed using deflate, so you can easily undo it with a very basic script
surely the user data is accessible somewhere
i just use luajit-decompiler though
but it's too late now xori
I <3 yuri
oh that was an iPad I thought it was a monitor in the picture
from what i know only profile data can be exported from apple arcade and even then its a nightmare save data (current run) cant come with it sadly
yeah its an ipad
I hate Bloodstone
is all the data really all in the cloud and not on localfs? thatd be kinda wild
and i have balatro on my phone and it doesn’t even save between there its so weird
it has two different runs
like if you start a run on ipad, you can’t continue it on iphone
it is saved locally i think its more about how its compressed together that makes it really tough to separate but ive only done it a few times so who knows if ive just done it wrong
some custom format that has to be reverse engineered maybe
ive only been able to get the meta.jkr and profile.jkr before never the save but maybe i just havent tried hard enough 😭
ig they dont live in the same folder like they do on the steam version?
what a fucking run
i should retry it again at some point and see if i can recover saves
bonk bonk bonk, almost halfway there!
I never thought about the insanity of hiker with photochad but my kings by themselves were getting me like 120 chips by on ante 8
is burglar the play here
i probably take blackboard here
Id take blackboard instead of burger
https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1509312056258461747
Guys please check this Joker out and tell me your honest opinion :D
why, burglar is so much safer to pick up
a free win pretty much
Misprint
Like lilo said, it's simple deflate so you could do it yourself. Even easier is to use the tools online like https://balatro.shorty.systems/ though
already a duo and holo, burglar is huge if you havent passed the needle for example and lets you scale pants so much more
Misprint is basically useless after ante 4, and you have two x mult jokers to pair with your pantalones
also you are going to fill your deck with anything for holo you can get your hands on so blackboard is not a 100% guarantee
needle and a bad draw and your blackboard is going to do absolutely nothing
you're playing maybe 1 extra two pairs with burglar, vs a 3x from blackboard
burglar is so much safer for black deck in this situation
In which order i should do the stakes
im going with burglar will update
Chat, what do I do here, egg is at $16
i think blackboard is better there
i just finished c++ but it didn't give me the achievement 
if needle is coming then burglar is better
Wait is the misprint tech just a myth? I played the card that it flashed and it still gave me +2 mult
but on average blackboard should be safer
what
the card it flashes in the text shows you the next card you will draw
Oh gotchya, i thought it meant that was the card that would score +23 mult if scored
there is one exception ig- if pants really low
i get holo and this game COMPLETELY stops giving me standard packs bro 😭
meanwhile every run i get straight standard packs early when i need buffoons
u cant be srs
pants only need to be like 20-30 and you have enough oomph from holo and duo to just carry the rest of the run with the safety burglar gives
That’s just a case of bad luck right there
thats if you get standard packs
I see no way blackboard can be in any way safer choice
my holo is still at 1.75x and ive used every standard pack ive gotten since
with this new achievement of mine i can now effortlessly call everyone who hates satellite a noob
you dont see how a 2-3x score boost can keep things safer..?
its ante 4, theyre clearly doing pretty okay for black deck, a 3x is far better than getting twice as many hands esp when you wont be able to play 6 two pairs anyway
Of course, until you face the needle and get a bad draw
burglar literally saves you from the biggest killers
and has no counter, you can just play solid for the rest of the run and its a win, blackboard has killers
i already went with burglar, my only concern was actually getting use from blackboard while aiming for two pairs
there's about a 13% chance of needle in a5-a7
blackboard is safer in the other 87%
i dont see how you can lose with a burglar from that position
I do see a way to lose with a blackboard though
steel here over splash?
how are your planet levels
splash does nothing here yes
lvl 3 two pair and thats it
what is splash sfor? glass?
still loses to Eye unless theyve faced it already
with splash they can just spam any hand and I really feel like its the one carrying chips here
chad is right there
oh I missed it
how is splash carrying the chips twin 😭
nvm
no real planet levels, missed the chad
chad is carrying the chips
oh shit do i pivot
well that is a win right there
pivot from what
two pair
splash should be a deck :)
youre not really bound to a particular hand here
pretty sure obby is good here
so it's mostly a free take
yeah
it would be a very underwhelming deck
well
looks at
space joker should be a deck
but just sanity check
you cant really play that many high cards on black here

idk when they got the pants
that is true
yeah
ya ideally replace obby with burglar but do they survive current round
burglar with obby**
there should be a deck that has a random joker's effect
midas high roll goes crazy
r holding heaven
bloodstone deck
what if there was a deck that was like reverse erratic
stagnant deck
all cards are the same rank and suit
so... flush 5 every hand?
its just the bugged erratic seeds but every game 🔥
blackjack deck, 8 decks, 416 cards
cards are not shuffled back but instead used and then discarded completely after played
theres the needle
a new take on jokerless: deckfixless
at that point might as well add an auto hand player lol
wtf is this start??? ante 1 cavendish plus ankh
actual gambling in my anti gambling game
lol nice
it's a glorified shop simulator
oh yeah i started a new save file on mobile after losing the last one a few months ago
slowly but surely
Photograph or bloodstone?
same seed lets me get black hole from an arcana pack with omen globe on ante 3
for those without context, this is the soon-to-be released 1.0.1p-FULL demo that, again, has not been released yet

does this have anything to do with 1.1
not that we know of but me and some others are getting updates from lilo
THANK FUCKING GOD
it got really dicey for a minute there
i had to reset my obelisk at the end because all i had was high card and it was my most played hand
but i'd already scored 392k so it was fine
ive been at that forever
now for gold stake
so what did we learn
Lmao
uhh get more than 14 plays in your highest hand before switching to obelisk
kinda reminds me there should be a view lineup button after winning/losing so you can see everything clearly and not be hidden by amber acorn
dont use hc as your ceiling for your obby
and that ig
i actually used two pair but hc reached it by the end
cause i stopped going two pair slightly too early
what happened to pairs
personally I like 7
i had room for more pairs but i didnt even have a pair in my hand when i was forced to reset obby, only option was hc
i had burglar so no discards
I just spam 40 pairs and go high card from there
burger is a little sketchy with obby when you don't have a big buffer so
yeah i learned that too lol
burger obby with a low hand ceiling is like burger rtb levels of flying too close to the sun
didn't get burnt this time 😎
here win
round 1 wow
Is that 5I2A9TS8
idk
actually loses because of no scoring jokers Like a boss!
balatro
congratulations on winning the demo!
a5 acorn In the demo is definitely not going to be confusing at all
Glad endless is something for the full version
I would prefer if it was only on the demo
🦓
"ante 5/3?"
there should be a reddit screenshots channnel
technically yea, but it's a rare combo and hard to pull off without dying from not drawing enough kings
username checks out
or at least a thread
I wouldn't have the confidence to just spit things out of my mouth and not being able to admit I'm wrong
the family CAN win you a run easily (if you draw 4 of a kind every time)
having a mime or baron en early is the game edging you till you lose
So...
it wins easily, it's just hard to pull off lol
but where is the baron?
also i never use bloodstone why do people like it so much
Yeah, it wins when you're already winning lmao
We don't
arrowhead is far better
bro 😔
well, it CAN, but it usually doesn't
A part of me wants to never post about my meme joke ever again dude
i saw a mod that changes the tower's art to be pizza tower and i think thats already funnier than twin tower joke
Context: Posted the tarots of my Repainted Mod and this was literally the first comment
Baron, Mime, the 10 steel kings that you can draw from your fixed deck, 10 levels in high card and both reroll vouchers so you dont die to plant* can win you a run easily
Tbh, did thinked about 9/11 at the first, but scrapped it before making the tarots
i guess bro
of course
later the ideas where webdriver torso, babel's tower with the text in spanish, eiffel tower and others
least insensitive and least socially inept reddit user:
but i selected pizza tower because that tower crumbles as the tower in the original art
this is so weird
oh yea, in the original art of the tower, is crumbling and people are falling of it... very funny.
I hate Bloodstone
i love you
Don't make it gay all of the sudden
gay
that wasnt sheep
omg
chat do yall look at this part of the tower art and think its large lightning bolts or falling people? ive kinda felt stuck between those 2 things
I love flushing
im so gay
falling ppl
🐑
thanks
this was preestablished
people falling, the tower is being hit by lightning
I feel like people is hating my mod
Lmao
I know
where's the elefint
tbh, i am kinda scared of my art being hated after this
ante 11 round 22
has already happened to me before
the perspective makes it look like the tower is smaller then it should be tho
you only see part of it
im willing to sacrifice another 24 hours to call amelia by another slur
those are its arms
tell them it's a great idea but not right for your mod and that they should make one 😛
i used that one joker that gets mult for skipping blinds
I want a spectral card that expunges bloodstone from the seed when used
eeeyuck
people started calling me "Humor Police" dude
i just dont want to add a tragedy
ya thats completely fine
dw about it twin
aint nothin but a peanut
why
I'm tempted to take it and sell it
if reddit is mad at you you're probably doing the right thing as a baseline
Worst xmult scaler ngl
real
its better than the stupid campfire one
what
what
it resets after you beat the boss
not blinss
you know thats more than just jokers right
Man, you were already down and now you're at the bottom
at the end of the boss
it resets when you're broke as shit*
L
4 consumables is +1x
i wanna hit you in the head with hammers
holy fuck 11x
why would I sell consumables
because it scales campfire...?
The problem, are 45 people that are hating on me directly
for +X1
Because winning is more important and campfire scales explosively
why would you skip blinds that make you lose shop, interest, seal value, scaling...
fool value
"you should buy constellation and buy planets"
"no I don't want to, buying planets I don't use is a waste of money"
dont worry. reddit is already a tragedy
lol
this reddit community really hurts
old image
it has 1100 downvotes
half the replies agree with it people are just downvoted for love of the game atp
its approaching EA levels lol
yeah, tbf it is
i wanna know what they think the worst seal is
flushes are undoubtedly the best hand type there is
the redditors?
gold
lmao
its always gold to them
just had reddit for spec evo subreddit and said "I will post my balatro art"
ironically
you'd think they'd appreciate gold more since it works so well with retriggers
yeah dont they want reddit gold or something 😭
Being good is a war crime in reddit
purple seals. "i always get one and it does nothing"
(ante 6 round 9)
are you ragebaiting /genq
idr which ones which
sincerely asking
are you genuine