🕹・game-discussion

[lean agate]

holy

[viral raft]

tbh idk if Campfire deserves a nerf

is too op sometimes

[compact niche]

Stuntman neva miss

[turbid nova]

It’s fine as it is

[cloud sinew]

i think it's fine

it works well in its niche

[turbid nova]

It’s a rare after all

[frank grove]

also as a rare its pretty good

[cloud sinew]

there arent many jokers like it

[cloud sinew]

rarity does not equal strength

[frank grove]

yeah, but nerfing a good rare kinda hurts

[viral raft]

Rare =/= good

[fair flower]

Also try fixing your deck so you can get out of four fingers and shortcut for xmult

[viral raft]

Most of rares are really mid ngl

[turbid nova]

Not equal but it should correlate

[cloud sinew]

i dont agree

[fair flower]

Actually why do you even need 4 fingers lol

[viral raft]

i hope they add more rares that are good overall

[cloud sinew]

it should correlate to nicheness / generality, as it mostly does now.

[heavy heron]

4 fingers you’ll never use for flushes and for straights, it’s just inferior to shortcut

[viral raft]

Uncommon is the best rarity but isn't the rarest to appear

[brave goblet]

strush

[lean agate]

rarity to me just sounds how unique your ability can really be

[brave goblet]

strush

[heavy heron]

true…

4 fingers + shortcut for strush

is like the only

use

[cloud sinew]

very useful for blue seals

[fair flower]

yeah but you already got shortcut and smeared, 4 fingers is a bit overkill no?

[frank grove]

once they get levels they can get out of 4fingers and stunt its abandoned deck so

[heavy heron]

it’s +1 hand size i guess

HMM

you’re onto something

never thought of it that way

[compact niche]

Working on that but that will take a while

[cloud sinew]

😎

[cloud sinew]

i love challenging peoples conceptions in such a way that they become better players

[heavy heron]

but i prefer juggler

any day

[brave goblet]

Nah it makes it even slightly more OP cause it relaxes the flush/straights portion, and then you can hold steel and stuff

The latter could be important cause strush is so dependent on jokers just to assemble the hands you need the scoring boost from elsewhere

other than glass

mime with blue seals for neptunes

[viral raft]

tbh 4 fing is underrated, mostly because Shortcut exist

but is pretty nice

[heavy heron]

juggler and hallucination are easily my top 2 favorite commons

[fair flower]

so would selling smeared be the better play then?

[cloud sinew]

i quite like 4fingers

[brave goblet]

shortcut is a straights jonker, 4 fingers is the strush jonker

[viral raft]

specially on runner spam builds or sturhs build

[cloud sinew]

nothing needs to be sold atm

[waxen quartz]

4fingers also helps with the suit part. for str flush I prefer over shortcut

[viral raft]

just look at this lmao

[brave goblet]

exactly

[fair flower]

ye but which would be the first joker to go?

[frank grove]

stuntman

[brave goblet]

perfectly valid run to me

[cloud sinew]

it depends on what youre swapping in

[frank grove]

if you stick with strushes

[cloud sinew]

but if anything, probably stuntman

[pale wolf]

why is trousers uncommon

[cloud sinew]

stuntman is -2 handsize, and it's non-scaling

[turbid nova]

Suboptimal joker order 😨

[fair flower]

oh yeah I completely undermined that option lol

I was so focused on those 3 jokers lol

[viral raft]

i already won that run so i didn't even care about order joker

[cloud sinew]

🤷‍♀️

doesnt have to be 1:1

[pale wolf]

because its stronger than a common

and that IS the reason

[cloud sinew]

source

[brave goblet]

rhetorical question moment

[lean agate]

ah yeah my favorite hand, Stair

[pale wolf]

source: its obvious

[cloud sinew]

source: i made it up

[turbid nova]

Ladder

[brave goblet]

it was revealed to him in a dream

[compact niche]

No xmult is gonna get me killed any round now

[devout wasp]

i would say trousers at uncommon is more about the relative complexity --- it's stronger scaling mult, sure, but it is also a more complex ask than the common-rarity scaling mult

[compact niche]

BASEBALL CARD WHERE ARE YOU

[cloud sinew]

if youre saying its true "because it is obviously true" then you have no basis

[fair flower]

even stronger than jolly joker?

[tulip oak]

why isnt chicot blueprintable

[pale wolf]

runner

[cloud sinew]

because it's a passive effect

[pale wolf]

lol

[cloud sinew]

well

[viral raft]

Imagine pants as a common....🥵

[lean agate]

that would solidified his goat status im afraid

[bright fog]

anaglyph deck never stops amusing me

[turbid nova]

Double chicot effect is a bug pretty sure

[cloud sinew]

it's an on round start effect, it's just not worded that way

[devout wasp]

i would also say that the game having examples where these rules apply inconsistently doesn't actually mean it's about strength 100%, it just means rarity is more complicated than one axis

[brave goblet]

on gold these would be rentals

[lean agate]

Riff Raff upscale

[pale wolf]

theres no difference in concept between runner and trousers besides trousers at +1 would be awful and trousers at +2 is too good to be a common

[viral raft]

the only reason that i think Lilo is right is because Rebate and Riff goat are Common

and most of scaling jokers

which are op overall

[cloud sinew]

#🎙・server-chat message

we're both right

[frank grove]

Yeah

[fair flower]

Anaglyph negative skip tag be like

[pale wolf]

i mean obviously complexity is part of it but not entirely

[pale wolf]

i.e. every hand rare

[devout wasp]

i don't think i ever claimed it was the entire thing

[compact niche]

IM SAVED

[cloud sinew]

neither did I 🤷‍♀️

[viral raft]

i wish baron was good instead of a weird ahh joker

[cloud sinew]

so i don't know why zebra is arguing as though it's an absolute

[lean agate]

so called free thinkers when

[turbid nova]

Obelisk is weird as hell AND goated

[lean agate]

ACROBAT MY GOAAAATTTT

[turbid nova]

🐴

[pale wolf]

You said you disagreed with strength being correlated with rarity

[fair flower]

Every joker is goated in their own way or another

[brave goblet]

delayed gratif, the goated $4 (sometimes more)

[viral raft]

Showman, Idol, Baron...

[frank grove]

wily joker?

[turbid nova]

Showman goat

[fair flower]

Those are all great endless jokers though

[fair flower]

fuel for campfire :D

[turbid nova]

Ceremonial dagger value

[cloud sinew]

i think that rarity:strength has a much weaker correlation than rarity:nicheness

[fair flower]

TRUE

[viral raft]

nobody cares

[turbid nova]

They are potential jokers

[lean agate]

true, even

*spins the wheel

The Trio

[turbid nova]

The trio is pretty good

[cloud sinew]

if you're going to look at both endless and ante 8 in the same context then you are setting yourself up for failure

[bright fog]

negative splash is actually criminally underrated

[cloud sinew]

splash is mid

[turbid nova]

More reliable than

spins the wheel

Hit the road

[viral raft]

"underrated" and only work in two builds (Flower pot and barely Wee)

[waxen quartz]

econ jokers are still the support for both. but we already knew econ rules balatro

[cloud sinew]

glass joker, lucky cat

[fair flower]

No I don't mean to put them in the same boat I'm just saying that every joker has it's own niche use (with some exceptions ofc)

[cloud sinew]

vampire

midas

[frank grove]

gold seals

business card i guess 😭

[viral raft]

8ball sinergy

[cloud sinew]

they should have a niche within ante 8 though, as that's where the game is balanced around first

[exotic silo]

splash as a utility joker is decent but not a run winner

[viral raft]

true but most of the time you play other Xmults or econ gen jokers

[turbid nova]

Out of those 3 baron has the biggest niche however small

[brave goblet]

the bus just crashed

[viral raft]

i don't really need splash to play my goats lucky cat and Glass joker

[compact niche]

God fucking damnit, that was such a fun run

[turbid nova]

[cloud sinew]

and even in that niche it is still not that great

[turbid nova]

I’m comparing it with showman and idol

[compact niche]

Freaking worst boss blind to have there

[brave goblet]

negative splash

[lean agate]

dude i did this one time,

and then proceeded to do another same mistake lmfao

[echo sphinx]

oh fiz please let this be a normal field trip

[lean agate]

won the run tho

[brave goblet]

even better

[ruby vessel]

I finally beat jokerless. Was very stressful as I never got a blue seal 😭

[turbid nova]

The bus took a splash in the lake

[viral raft]

Splash + Bus + Pareidolia + egg

[viral raft]

GG WP

[tulip oak]

good job

[fair flower]

did you get telescope at least?

[turbid nova]

Did you have telescope

[cloud sinew]

straights!!!!!!

[frank grove]

and against vv 🔥

[turbid nova]

When I won mine the straight base score one shot VV

[viral raft]

guys, what is a straight?

[echo sphinx]

honest to god i dont know which is worse

bell or vv

[fair flower]

opposite of gay

[cloud sinew]

5 consecutive ranks

[bright fog]

i guess

[turbid nova]

In jokerless lowkey bell

[viral raft]

you mean the edition?

[turbid nova]

Because if you get to ante 8 you probably win against VV

[cloud sinew]

wow

[ruby vessel]

Yah I had telescope and liquidation which was pretty much the only thing that saved the run

[echo sphinx]

what is this run bro

holy shit

[fair flower]

Damn that's still a really good achievement

[pale wolf]

endless mode: 80% of jokers are useless
endful mode: 10% of jokers are useless

[cloud sinew]

photochad if it was 3 joker slots i guess, lol 😭

[viral raft]

you mean Stair?

[lean agate]

GG, so do we all just get Violet vessel on jokerless or Cerulean Bell is banned

[cloud sinew]

staireight

[bright fog]

sadly pourple stake

[echo sphinx]

cerulean is like vv if it took away your hands instead

[viral raft]

you mean this one?

[echo sphinx]

unless 4oak obviously

[turbid nova]

Straight flush ❌
Stair of color ✅

[exotic silo]

I am missing Midas' Mask sticker, it's proving to be quite annoying to find and win a run, especially without Vampire(which also hasn't appeared in a WHILE but at least I got that sticker)

[viral raft]

Strush

[cloud sinew]

midas without vampire should not be difficult to win with

[turbid nova]

Show the rest

[cloud sinew]

it's an econ carry-along joker

[exotic silo]

yeah if I find it

[compact niche]

Also to add, I didn't realize until ~ 150 hours on balatro that A-2-3-4-5 counts as a straight too

[turbid nova]

If?

[ruby vessel]

And it’s pretty much a free drivers license

[brave goblet]

🫃 🐴

[compact niche]

I hate vampire, outside of midas combo it's so ass

[cloud sinew]

i quite like vampire

[frank grove]

me too vampire is really fun

[echo sphinx]

thisguy does not like vampire

vampire fun

[exotic silo]

I mean, it carried my ass in quite a few runs without Midas' Mask

[turbid nova]

Difference is midas is probably one of the best early jokers and vampire is bad

[cloud sinew]

bad generally or just in the early game

[turbid nova]

Bad most of the time

[exotic silo]

also

I have only found Midas in a red stake run once, and never again in my entire 190h playthrough

[cloud sinew]

what

[frank grove]

explain

[echo sphinx]

vampire early takes away the opportunity to empress and hiero for scoring. i guess.

[brave goblet]

constellation costs $3 per x0.1 mult and everyone loves it
vampire can let you get x0.2 mult per $3

That doesn't seem fair

[cloud sinew]

"can let you get", does not mean that's the average

[viral raft]

@turbid nova

[cloud sinew]

i worked out the average a while ago, hold on

[brave goblet]

give calcs

[echo sphinx]

i like vampire over constellation solely because it doesnt take 5 business days to purchase planets between rounds

[turbid nova]

If I get something like vagabond sure I’ll take vamp
Most of the time if I were to take it, it would kill me because the small scaling xmult from the removed enhancements score less than the enhancement itself

[frank grove]

what

[devout wasp]

i mean, if you take vampire early and immediately depend on it to solve scoring, then sure that's kinda bad

but...don't do that

[turbid nova]

I won’t take it early but even midgame I don’t find it that appealing

[turbid nova]

And late what’s the point I would probably win anyway

[lean agate]

how do you do this again

[bright fog]

wet dream

[cloud sinew]

"to get up to 0.3x from the shop, per round, on average, you'd need to be getting 2.28 enhancements from the shop slots every round (as you get 0.72 enhancements from arcanas every shop, on average)
that means seeing ~1.66 enhancement tarots in the shop, which you would need to roll 5.81 times on average for (or see 11.62 cards in shop, which is relevant for overstock/+)"

[viral raft]

7zip

do you want to know?

[frank grove]

you pass on vampire in ante 5 for example?

[cloud sinew]

packs are 0.072x per shop on average

[turbid nova]

Most of the time yeah depends on the build

[brave goblet]

how do these compare with constellation calcs

[cloud sinew]

constellation is guaranteed every single planet pack

and guaranteed every planet

[lean agate]

suuuure

[viral raft]

ok

[turbid nova]

Const early increases while upgrading your levels

It’s not a

[cloud sinew]

it's at least 2x faster than vampire on average

[turbid nova]

I forget the word

Tradeoff

[brave goblet]

oh yeah getting to just use the planets in the shop too

not having to wait till in round

[turbid nova]

Yep

[exotic silo]

yeah constellation is kinda busted even before blue seals ngl

[turbid nova]

greater benefit from having a strong econ

[echo sphinx]

that honestly doesn't sound farfetched

[frank grove]

vampire is ofc worse than const but saying vampire is bad most of time i think is just wrong

[brave goblet]

would it really be so bad if vamp went back to x0.2 mult gained per enh sucked

[echo sphinx]

literally just a few purple seals can swing the favour towards vampire

[turbid nova]

It is though

[cloud sinew]

rolling 5.81 times on average per shop is a lot of money

[brave goblet]

the key word is it's kinda depressing to play, not that it's bad probabyl

literally sucks all the fun out of it

[echo sphinx]

im an 8ball and purple seal lover

[cloud sinew]

and thats not even accounting for using the tarots

[viral raft]

i need ro reskin this entire page lmao

also change hologram

[cloud sinew]

nor is it accounting for the fact that you can only hold 2 consumables at base

[frank grove]

I find vampire a lot more fun than hitting purchase on 20 planet cards 😭

[echo sphinx]

purple seal is a source outside of the shop

[echo sphinx]

my mobile experience

[cloud sinew]

those are not significant factors with regard to vampire on average

[turbid nova]

But with planet more number go up

[cloud sinew]

they influence it by +/- 10%

[exotic silo]

yeah lilo's averages are just from shops, any enhanced card generator(whether it be tarot generators or Midas) will boost Vampire significantly

[brave goblet]

counterpoint: pop pop pop

[wheat apex]

how do you do the gold chip on all cards? do you just do a certain build and add one of those cards into it

[lean agate]

i agree

[cloud sinew]

most of them are carry-along jokers

[brave goblet]

win a run (on corresponding stake) while holding the card

simple as

[cloud sinew]

so you just slot them into an existing build without them contributing

[wheat apex]

yeah thats kinda what i meant 💀

😛

wrong emoji

[viral raft]

i send you a dm with a tutorial i made weeks ago

omg

[viral raft]

you basically play pairslop then you start carry shit like thoses jokers to get gold stickers

[lean agate]

the virgin vampire: NOOO GIVE ME ALL YOUR MAGICIANS
the chad constellation: another Neptune? splendid

[cloud sinew]

vampire also works against itself because it removes luckies and a lot of gold cards as an econ source

[turbid nova]

REAL

[wheat apex]

i have an issue where i only use flushes and i cant use other combos since i love flush

also i find flush the most consistent

[echo sphinx]

a few tarots per round through tarotgen jokers and purple seals where the shop provides 0.72 enhancements from (a random tarot on average) feels big

[turbid nova]

moment 😭

[brave goblet]

you know what's even more consistent than a flush? or god forbid, even a pair?

[wheat apex]

i have 9H on the game

[turbid nova]

Full house

👍

[viral raft]

makes sense, just play for now and then with time you will learn how to do stuff like gold stake and consistent hands

[wheat apex]

the thing is i dont know which cards to discard because every card can the card that mkaes the pair

[cloud sinew]

then you look at what cards are left in deck

you discard the ones you have the fewest left of

[wheat apex]

im just unlocking jokers rn and messing around

[turbid nova]

Yeah that’s fair

[wheat apex]

i dont have to think that much when using flushes

[cloud sinew]

you dont really need to think that much when playing pairs

[echo sphinx]

seems fine tbh

shop rerolling is pretty expensive and inefficient as a tarot source

[turbid nova]

I’d argue flush is more brainless than pair

[wheat apex]

with flush i look which color most other colors discard

[viral raft]

that's nice, just play and get fun and then you will learn how to gold stake later

[wheat apex]

i can go into airplane mode when doing paires

[viral raft]

take your time to get fun

[long zodiac]

I hate Violet Vessel

[viral raft]

becase in gold stake WE (yes, WE) DON'T like FUN (i hate fun soyjack)

[devout wasp]

the thing is, with pairs, most of the time you'll just have one in hand anyway, and if you do discard to them, there are so many available possible pairs that very few 5-card discards are actually Actively Bad(tm)

this lets you spend your energy on trying to discard to value-generation instead of to scoring

(seals, gold cards...)

[turbid nova]

A lot of pairslop jokers straight up have you not discarding (green joker, ramen)

[devout wasp]

you can absolutely discard with groker

[cloud sinew]

mhm

[turbid nova]

Yeah but not early

[long zodiac]

Or they have some sort of condition like RTB

[cloud sinew]

yes you can

[devout wasp]

even early if you have to

[echo sphinx]

being able to spend $35 plus the cost of enhancement tarots per round is a run that's pretty much won

[devout wasp]

the difference between 7 and 8 mult at ante 2 small blind is miniscule

[cloud sinew]

i dont understand what youre saying

[frank grove]

vampire also has the limit of how many consumable slots you have and arcana/spec packs are in the shop, its not the biggest deal though

[long zodiac]

Sometimes its fine to rip the band aid off if you have a suit joker that can one shot ante 1 or 2 blinds with a flush

[echo sphinx]

shop rerlling is pretty expensive

[brave goblet]

chaos the clown

[echo sphinx]

surely purple seals can make up for the defecit

[turbid nova]

The goat

[long zodiac]

Even better: 8 ball

[echo sphinx]

lmao true

[long zodiac]

And hallucination

[echo sphinx]

but i dont consider 8ball for vampire discussion

[fiery nymph]

8ball being the strongest tarot gen

[echo sphinx]

cuz constellation can asspull planet merchant and suddently its not even close

[turbid nova]

Hallucination is the best tarot gen not named Vagabond (and sometimes you don’t want vagabond)

[cloud sinew]

they help, but that doesnt mean they affect the average enough to make it a fast scaler really

[brave goblet]

three tarots every hand

[echo sphinx]

how much

[cloud sinew]

what are you asking

[long zodiac]

If bro gets one oops all 6’s, ggs

[fiery nymph]

neg campfire 🤤

[turbid nova]

Wait are we back to the vampire discussion

[cloud sinew]

we have BEEN on the vampire discussion

[turbid nova]

It kinda got off topic for bit

[echo sphinx]

lets say in a round, two tarots can spawn on average
what's the expected value from 2 tarots generated during a round?

edit: question clarity

[brave goblet]

you don't even need it, with three eightballs the chance of full consumables filled is pretty high

[fiery nymph]

vampire lowk a constellation for tarots

thats my message

bye

[brave goblet]

vampire would be a tarot constellation if it gained x0.1 mult per tarot card used

(evolved fortune teller)

[turbid nova]

doesn't work with all of em

[fiery nymph]

for me its just using the tarots instead of selling it

and yeah i get it, its more active than const

i think its just slightly worse than const

[brave goblet]

biggest issue as discussed before is that you have to wait till you're in round to power up vampire

[turbid nova]

vampire is good (without midas or vagabond) IF you have a good economy to keep using up tarots on enhancements, IF you have good enough mult to survive its slow scaling...

if if if

[brave goblet]

while constellation can just powerup while you're rerolling

[turbid nova]

bum, fraud even

[cloud sinew]

0.104x per round

and thats assuming you block 1 tarot each time

[brave goblet]

tbh a lot of things are dependent on good economy

including winning

[turbid nova]

I've won while broke if the strat is brainless enough

[cinder thicket]

Bro ACTUALLY shout out to that guy who told me to open that arcana pack at the beginning 😭🙏

[fiery nymph]

your run is using tarots either way

[brave goblet]

I almost won while being almost -$50 in debt once except I actually failed to draw a pair

[fiery nymph]

i feel like vamp just makes me use my tarots instead of selling them

[brave goblet]

space joker, bus, and madness, didn't even need to touch any shops

[fiery nymph]

because i mean, it can scale faster than some other xmults but it just takes effort

[cloud sinew]

it takes a lot of effort

[brave goblet]

You don't reaaaaaally wanna use tarots nilly willy cause of the fool ....

[echo sphinx]

o

[turbid nova]

bro is gonna naneinf

juggler tag skip

[cinder thicket]

Bro yk this is my first successful baron run I’ve never managed to do it 😭😭😭

[cloud sinew]

2 tarots a round is definitely not what most runs will get too

[fiery nymph]

mhm, thats why you usually either need to have good econ or strong tarot gens

[echo sphinx]

blocking 1 tarot is probably not optimal what with "22 choose 2"

[cinder thicket]

Naneinf isn’t in my category lmao

[fiery nymph]

things like hallu or cartomancer wont cut it for vamp

[cloud sinew]

what do you mean not optimal

it improves enhancement tarot odds

[long zodiac]

Do i take runner or do i take arcana for red card value?

[echo sphinx]

fair

[cloud sinew]

how would it not be optimal, i dont understand

[echo sphinx]

with the given assumption blocking 1 is optimal

[cloud sinew]

runner

[echo sphinx]

for vampire runs id usually go more aggressive on tarot generation

[fiery nymph]

i think runner can keep you alive for enough time

[cloud sinew]

you can't block more with more tarot generation, you need more consumable slots

[fiery nymph]

i wish there were more ways to increase consumable slots

[echo sphinx]

meant like what if just ignore the blocking entirely

other than like. holding fool for a hiero or smt

[turbid nova]

if only there existed a voucher

[fiery nymph]

would it be too broken to have a joker give you +1 consumable

[brave goblet]

imagine if magic deck started out with 3 consumable slots that wasn't due to the crystal ball

[turbid nova]

that increased your slots by 1

[cloud sinew]

then it drops to 0.1x a round

[fiery nymph]

ofc i know about this

[brave goblet]

not really cause that's technically -1 joker slot in exchange lol

[echo sphinx]

thanks g

[fiery nymph]

even then i wish the max wasnt 3!

[cloud sinew]

but why would you ignore blocking

[fiery nymph]

and dont say perkeo

[turbid nova]

perkeo

[cloud sinew]

more consumable slots would be very broken

[turbid nova]

hold every tarot so you always get the one you want

[fiery nymph]

what about a joker that gives you +1

[still geyser]

hey guys why is this-nan and not naneinf?

[echo sphinx]

showman should increase the max slots by 2

[cloud sinew]

that would be fine

[echo sphinx]

surely that'll make up for the fact it can no longer block

[brave goblet]

over over flow

[cloud sinew]

because youre using steamodded

[fiery nymph]

i think a joker that gives a consumable slot would be fun

[cloud sinew]

i agree

consumable slots are fun

and useful

[still geyser]

ohhh okay thanks

[serene forge]

fortune teller buff

[brave goblet]

if juggler gives you +1 hand size and drunkard gives you +1 discard, what would +1 consumable slot be called

[turbid nova]

would be weird though bc if you sell it you end up with more cards than slots

[echo sphinx]

i wouldn, sorry

[long zodiac]

I died bc i had no money :((

[fiery nymph]

this happens in so many other scenarios and its fine

[bright fog]

does tarot merchant grief omen globe?

[brave goblet]

wym

[cloud sinew]

no

[exotic silo]

pls do not perish omg

[echo sphinx]

Showman
+1 comsumable slot, tarots can appear multiple times

[cloud sinew]

the merchant/tycoon vouchers dont affect packs

[turbid nova]

tarot voucher is just for the shop

[brave goblet]

I actually still haven't "discovered" planet tycoon on this new profile

[fiery nymph]

insert that one image of someone getting like 5 empress in an arcana pack

[tranquil cedar]

why you kinda look like

[exotic silo]

Gros Michel sticker let's go

[cloud sinew]

ive probably taken planet tycoon less than 80 times in total in like 1000 hours

[turbid nova]

I once found two hermits 🔥

[turbid nova]

that's a lot still

[brave goblet]

80 times ong

[turbid nova]

I kinda only take it with const

[exotic silo]

literal bottom roll, if it wasn't rental I wouldn't afford it

at least not without selling Marble Joker, I think I could have done that and won regardless

[waxen quartz]

ya way too much. there's no use case for it

[fiery nymph]

i dont think ive taken planet merchant more than once 😭

[cloud sinew]

there is

[exotic silo]

Hologram ended the run at an insane x11

[cloud sinew]

it's just not a good one

[fiery nymph]

wait no thats a lie, 3 times

for constellation

[turbid nova]

other than constellation what much is there

[cloud sinew]

campfire

[turbid nova]

satellite?

[bright fog]

FUCK I MESSED UP

[turbid nova]

oh yeah I guess

[bright fog]

nooooooo

fuck

stupid boss

[long zodiac]

Violet vessel?

[bright fog]

i cant win without dusk flush five

[fiery nymph]

but you won!

[cloud sinew]

reading challenge

[long zodiac]

Ohhhhh

[waxen quartz]

ok I thought about a little. there's maybe another 25 jokers (lesser econ, scoring to survive til endless I'd use). then other jokers are just shop clutter 🙂

[turbid nova]

what is this for naneinf?

[cloud sinew]

how are you managing to lump hallucination in there...

[fiery nymph]

this scares me

e-endlss...

[cloud sinew]

it's at most +6 tarots a round, that's not significant in endless

[waxen quartz]

ya, endless beyond throw more glass things. and hallucination should be in util

[turbid nova]

hey if idol is in "useful for survival" so should Triboulet

[waxen quartz]

more specifically, plasma endless where you usually just win with hand levels and try to avoid using joker slots for anything besides util/econ before score req hits 1M+

[fiery nymph]

ewww triboulet

[turbid nova]

and I guess it blocks for perkeo if you're that lucky

[brave goblet]

insane legendary blocking

[fiery nymph]

man trib is so eeeeeyuck!

[long zodiac]

at least TDL hit something decent but...cmon man

[turbid nova]

this is a trap

[fiery nymph]

trib is a worse hermit

[turbid nova]

don't do it

you will lose

[cloud sinew]

whats the problem

two pair is easy to draw

[pale wolf]

tug dug list

[exotic silo]

only 10 jokers left before I get C++ for the first time

Greedy Joker, Droll Joker, Credit Card, Scary Face, Pareidoila, Burglar, Midas' Mask, Seltzer, Arrowhead, and Showman

[long zodiac]

ig so

[lean agate]

its two pait time me boy

[cloud sinew]

and it lets you greed To Do List

[fiery nymph]

its a sin that you havent stickered arrowhead yet

[long zodiac]

Nevermind this run is lovely

[exotic silo]

god forbid I never roll it in any of my runs

[long zodiac]

Immediately i get a stencil

[fiery nymph]

😭

[exotic silo]

I haven't seen it in Gold Stake at all yet

[cloud sinew]

as you can oneshot the boss with any two pair that has chips of 30 or higher

[lean agate]

dang no burger

[fiery nymph]

im planning on staying at 149 so i dont have to sticker bldstone

[echo sphinx]

pareidolia

good luck

[exotic silo]

the real hard part is seeing it ngl

[echo sphinx]

can relate

[cloud sinew]

seltzer is the only difficult one there tbf

[exotic silo]

peak uncommon joker moment

[echo sphinx]

pareidolia was also one of my last jokers to see

[pale wolf]

parei is good enough when it actually does something that it can naturally end up at the win

[long zodiac]

This is the most benevolent and useful TDL that i've ever gotten

[echo sphinx]

if and when but never is

but true

[turbid nova]

potential joker ❤️‍🩹

my strongest run with pareidolia was with faceless

[cloud sinew]

often is

especially in the short term

[lean agate]

step one: get Canio

big chance you'd see Pareidolie one reroll away after, trust

[turbid nova]

every player with canio stops one reroll before pareidolia and trading card show up

[bright fog]

yo wth is my luck today

[lean agate]

with the drawback of seeing 0 hungmen in 5 rounds, of course

[bright fog]

but i feel like im gonna die

i need mult

😭

[echo sphinx]

just take lol you have temperance

[long zodiac]

YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING

I didnt pull ONE two pair and it killed me

[tall sapphire]

well that cant be good

[echo sphinx]

keep it

you're almost set

[turbid nova]

damn

[exotic silo]

in 2 business years, sure

[long zodiac]

I played a throwaway high card to get RTB going and then i couldn’t draw shit LMAO

[boreal finch]

hi

[bright fog]

this is VERY cooked

💔

[long zodiac]

Do you know about the misprint tech?

[bright fog]

OMFG

THABK GOD

[cinder thicket]

Does perkeo not do that?

[bright fog]

JUDGEMENT

[bright fog]

i know but its useless to me

[fiery nymph]

it makes negative consumables which is different, even then its so incredibly rare

[pale wolf]

.,,,,,,,,,.

[fiery nymph]

thanks

[cinder thicket]

Ohhh I see I see

Icl I lowkey wish u could like pick 5 jokers before a run just to experiment and shit 😭🙏

[fiery nymph]

seeds:

[waxen quartz]

canio dream seed: https://miaklwalker.github.io/Blueprint/?seed=F4ZAEO7D&deck=Red+Deck&antes=8&stake=White+Stake

[turbid nova]

play seeded then

[cinder thicket]

OH IS THAT WHAT THEY DO TOO?

Lmao 300 hours and I never clocked that

[tame comet]

day 3 of "dang it can i win on green stake already"

[fiery nymph]

peak

[turbid nova]

I feel like this messes with the game too much

[waxen quartz]

best case it's negative and you get 3 more joker slots. that doesn't open anything else up to naninf (idol is next easiest but needs 16 jokers on plasma)

[still geyser]

that is me!

[waxen quartz]

now if you hold 8 saturn with observatory, that one shots gold stake vv pretty easy 🙂

7 would be x12, that'd work too. flint would be bad though

6 would mean 2 straights...

and what happens if crimson heart?

[tranquil cedar]

:the_d: 🥹

[still geyser]

:the_b: ☺️☺️☺️

[boreal finch]

[tranquil cedar]

we actually have another one named the g lmao

[still geyser]

the alphabet...

[still geyser]

oh my god 😭😭😭😭

[tranquil cedar]

they convey such an emotion

[still geyser]

that is really true... overwhelmingly full of joy and whimsy

[tranquil cedar]

sometimes I just feel like the_d and nothing else in the world can compare

[tame comet]

my greed didnt work out 🥺

[brave minnow]

Is there an actual deck with all 150 jokers?

[tame comet]

TWO FAAACES, TWO FAAAACES /ref

[pale wolf]

we need more campfire style effects

selling

[stark charm]

blind scaling is coming

[tame comet]

i am not #ready

ooh 5 king

[tawdry epoch]

INSANELY LUCKY GUESS

[lean agate]

remind me, whats the the hook and trading card tech again exactly?

[pale wolf]

1 card left in hand after playing hand

with no discards used

[lean agate]

ooooookay

[pale wolf]

can be from hand size or from card removal

[waxen quartz]

what does it do?

[pale wolf]

the hook triggers tcard without using an actual discard so you can use it multiple times in one round

hand size 8
hang 2
play 5
hook tcards the last card in hand
(rinse repeat)
then you can discard 1 card and still tcard

[stark charm]

what is the hook???

[pale wolf]

boss blind lol

[stark charm]

Oh I see

How did one find this

[pale wolf]

probably by accident

[bright fog]

aghhhh

close call

[rain temple]

Im glad I saved ghost deck for the very last

[foggy wolf]

Yo what should I copy ?? I always get confused Ik this wasn't a proper lucky card build
But forget that
Let's just see 2 brainstorm and chad and photograph
So should we copy chad or photograph??

[dry jasper]

sob
almost beat purple stake for the first time
thanks hook 😭

[slim swift]

gimmeeeeeeee 😭😭😭

[foggy wolf]

Yo how your screen is like lil rounded ??

[coral drum]

Trying to think how I can take this run higher but man

[cloud sinew]

have 6 handsize or less with trading card against hook

its not that hard to have it happen accidentally

I figured it out 🤷‍♀️

also five card draw forces you to have 5 handsize so it's very likely other people found it that way

i know at least one other person who found it did

[turbid nova]

just have stuntman then

[cloud sinew]

mhm

[hidden flame]

How do we feel about this jonkeler placement

[cloud sinew]

stunt+trading+hook is the easiest way to get it

[turbid nova]

The more general use for hook is for discarding rebate cards

or purple seals

[rain temple]

appearantly judgment can spawn negative jokers

[turbid nova]

yes

any edition

[thin rover]

Ty vampire and gold card

[calm furnace]

got almost a 100$ and boots still worse than a dagger i didn't feed for half of the run 😭

[weary whale]

Has anyone ever seen a lower amount of a certain suit on Erratic deck?

[fading dome]

there's a couple of seeds where you only get a single card 52x times, if that counts

[calm furnace]

there is the imfaous 10 of spades seed

[ruby vessel]

Photo for scoring, chad for lucky card triggers

[pale wolf]

or simply use hanged man

feels extremely plausible normal play

[fringe nebula]

I just got $7 from parking lmao

1/128 chance

[waxen quartz]

there's 35 of those

[stark acorn]

boots is so ass

[turbid nova]

wow

what an amazing econ joker

7 whole bucks

[stark acorn]

it has a bunch of potential and you CAN pivot into it but out of all the +mult scaling

it scales the worse

also basically needs seed money in order to scale well

[pale wolf]

https://gist.github.com/dlew/bbcfa2e0a0e92d2474699a2c5814708e

best one for remembering easily is 06 BRINCY imo

[tawny bough]

do i death the gold jack here?

[pale wolf]

do you have any better cards

[tawny bough]

nah

[pale wolf]

seems safe enough

[tawny bough]

alr thanks

[versed sable]

convert the 7 yea

[tawny bough]

gotta get me a red seal and were in business

damn no cart value

[stark charm]

So like 1 in billion seed idol is useful

[pale wolf]

probably more than 1 in a billion

[tawny bough]

huge xd

[stark charm]

Oh there is 2.3 trillion seeds

[tawny bough]

ah shit

with loads of gold cards aswell

sweet

HELL YEAH

[cosmic sun]

Here win run

[stiff berry]

black deck is actually such a pain in the ass how do yall approach it

[tawny bough]

might be trading card that goes idk

[patent sail]

just lost +106 swash run to BELL

seed with 3 nat negatives and 3 negative tags in the first 8 antes

[tawny bough]

or actually probably blimbo

[cloud sinew]

rip

[patent sail]

i was handed GOLD and i fucked it up

[barren spire]

Constellation but its an eternal rental 😭 😭 😭

[patent sail]

bell sniped my glass king when there wasnt another king to play pair

[cloud sinew]

why did glass matter if you had a +104 swash

[patent sail]

photochad 😭😭😭😭😭

which is pretty embarassing but setups happen alrigjt

[cloud sinew]

😭

[tawny bough]

shit thats massive

[cloud sinew]

what was your full setup

[tawny bough]

gg trading card

and theres the red king 😭

OKAY 😭

[patent sail]

Holo swash
Photochad
Foil gift card
Holo card sharp
5 useless negatives

[tawny bough]

do i criptid the red king or save the criptid for a possible perkeo

[stark charm]

Hologram constellation

[tawny bough]

think imma just use it now i HATE perkeo naneinf

[cloud sinew]

what hands were you playing

[patent sail]

okay no one negative wasnt useless that nat negative business card did save me

[patent sail]

pairs 🐎🔥🔥🔥🔥

[cloud sinew]

level?

[patent sail]

THREE

[cloud sinew]

????

[stark charm]

Cryptid king because there is no ante past ante 8

[cloud sinew]

you got two levels in 8 antes

[tawny bough]

wow there isnt?

[patent sail]

i found TWO planets in the 7th ante and never again

[patent sail]

both from high priestess lucky drops

[cloud sinew]

i dont think the shop was the issue tbh

level 3 pair by a8 when youre playing pairs is a bit ridiculous

[patent sail]

i mwan ywah it is a skill issue but

[cloud sinew]

esp with photochad which relies on base mult

[patent sail]

rather tragic i fucked it up

[cloud sinew]

swash was your main scoring there then, not photochad

[patent sail]

i skipped on ante 7 blueprint too, should have killed photo for it to chad up the glass

[cloud sinew]

😭

[patent sail]

25k short 🐎🔥

[cloud sinew]

was everything else eternal?

[patent sail]

not at all

only one random negative was eternal

[primal grotto]

hell yeah troubadour, castle and acrobat have gold stickers now. only 61 jokers away from c++

[cloud sinew]

oh

[patent sail]

yeah im just stupid okay

[cloud sinew]

then why didnt you drop card sharp or swash or gift for it

[patent sail]

never using photochad aka not knowing whats better to do with it 🐎

(for the better)

[cloud sinew]

"for the better" you lost 😭

[patent sail]

still have pairslop mindset of card sharp = awesome

[stark charm]

How does one get c+ without ever using photochad

[patent sail]

deserved for playing photochad

[lean agate]

im like 8 uncommons left and 30ish commons to Gold Sticker, michel is stickerless, would you prioritize getting Michel first or any of the uncommons for gold sticker? like when you have a choice in ante 8 shop

[cloud sinew]

card sharp IS awesome, the main argument is gift card or swash getting dropped

[patent sail]

honestly yeah i shoukd have dropped gift because by that point it accumulated a lot of value already

[cloud sinew]

i would prioritize michel unless you have bean or seltzer as uncommons and are offered them

[tawny bough]

damnit

[ebon condor]

also make sure to make enhancements for any enhancement jokers u have left

[lean agate]

what if you see cola, like literally me right now

[lean agate]

unstickered

[cloud sinew]

no

michel is priority

[patent sail]

its okay it wasnt actually my fault its all curse of photochad

[lean agate]

okay

[versed sable]

pick your poison

[cloud sinew]

michel self destructs, cola doesnt

[stark charm]

Showman and it is not even close

[tawny bough]

100% stuntman

[stark charm]

God

[versed sable]

both*

[stark charm]

I keep swapping him

[tawny bough]

wait hollup true

[cloud sinew]

its white stake plasma

it's clearly not going for just regular wins

[tawny bough]

definitely a naneinf run with 3 stuntmans and a baron xd

or high score at the least

[cloud sinew]

stuntman sets up bean/juggle/troub crimson as well

[lean agate]

aight pray my michell doesnt break

[patent sail]

baron is the best joker because he has a cool crown obviously

[tawny bough]

does rebate go for this?

[versed sable]

max ante if im lucky enough

[tawny bough]

burglar king

[patent sail]

if we stickering id say so

white tsake

[tawny bough]

stickering on white stake 🫃

[patent sail]

nevermind

no

[patent sail]

i wasnt looking at the full screenshot okay

[cloud sinew]

if youre going for endless/naneinf i would drop chad or scary for it

[tawny bough]

bold play cuz i die next round if i do that

[cloud sinew]

how

oh foil mb

teehee

[cosmic sun]

I edged

[cloud sinew]

whats your deck looking like

[tawny bough]

good point ive been playing high card with damn scary face xd

[cloud sinew]

??? 😭

WHY

[tawny bough]

oh telescope and blue seal

[cloud sinew]

do you have steel in deck such that your mimes are contributing meaningfully to your score?

[tawny bough]

abt to have a red seal steel yh

mad shit xd

lvl 20 high card

think i gotta play a pair of red kings

[lean agate]

ok thank god

also gave stickerless Zany a chance in like ante 2, thank god he delivered too

[lean agate]

https://giphy.com/gifs/garbage-versus-trash-vs-treasure-aZdKk2t35goUHvVgDZ

[tawny bough]

white steak

damn son

this run is going places w

[ebon condor]

why are your tarot cards lame? 😭

[tawny bough]

fuck u

:D

[ebon condor]

ok

[tawny bough]

think i can start going mult scoring soon

[knotty zodiac]

5 7s, 68, 69, no 67

[turbid nova]

what is your deck like

[tawny bough]

and there it is

[tawny bough]

absolutely fucking mad run lvl 20 high card aswell

[versed sable]

both treasure on plasma white

[tawny bough]

man that was a smooth transition to mult

[lean agate]

mmmmmmroght

[left sorrel]

has thunk made more “little leaks” like the banana joker , matador rework, blue stake rework,… lately?

[terse dock]

Tag yourself I'm Nick

[turbid nova]

no I'm Nick

[tawny bough]

there is no point to white stake plasma other than freeplay tbh

its just sandbox mode

[terse dock]

I guess the rizzler suits me then

[turbid nova]

should keep you alive while you look for baron

[cosmic sun]

Rizzler

[tawny bough]

or while i make more red steels yh

[stark charm]

Why is the plasma deck so hard

[turbid nova]

have any of you ever done a speedrun of Balatro

[tawny bough]

is it rebate yet or golden ticket

[turbid nova]

my best time is 4:23 in yellow deck

[stark charm]

Oh bull carried

[tawny bough]

can litterally do ante 8 with just 500 chips

bull+econ is goated

FUCKING HUGE

[tawny bough]

agh who to kill

[turbid nova]

prolly mime

[tawny bough]

probably photo

[turbid nova]

hm

[tawny bough]

nah definitely not

making me alot of money and score

or maybe it is actually

[cloud sinew]

@pale wolf acorn used to be that it shuffles jokers every hand

[turbid nova]

do you have steels

[tawny bough]

yh

5 red steals 6 red goldens

10 hand size

aswell

[turbid nova]

I think you die without photo?

[tawny bough]

yeah probably

could be golden card maybe

[boreal finch]

hello

[tawny bough]

making me 15 a round but im making 20 interest and loads with my golds+mime

definitely golden card that goes rn

holding gold cards makes more money for me rn cuz of 2mimes

[turbid nova]

ignore drivers license because I got it on the final shop, I beat ante 10 with chips alone

after that the score just gets too big

[stark charm]

Oh how does one lose white stake plasma deck

[turbid nova]

not knowing how it works

and playing like it a normal run

[tawny bough]

think i can get rid of photo chad for these 2

its 16x score

and im scoring 2b with it

hmm

[sly prairie]

So much money left. So little to spend on

[boreal finch]

[tawny bough]

just wait for the bean bug on ante 32

[lean agate]

Oh yeah that's definitely true. Basically sandbox

[tawny bough]

not sure if i can afford to

[boreal finch]

bruh

[midnight cloak]

question: this would technically be money positive at plus 1 dollar a round, but it hurts my interest before it gives the dollar, right? Am I understanding that correctly?

[humble gulch]

Yeah

It's better to not take it

[midnight cloak]

thought it might be

[heavy heron]

but hurting interest really just turns it money neutral (-4, +4)

so worst case, neutral

best case, +1

[pale wolf]

ya

[heavy heron]

so it’s probably not bad to take it

[midnight cloak]

and then -1 for the initial purchase. it doesn't become neutral again until sold.

[heavy heron]

oh yeah… that part too

i forgot rentals actually cost something initially

[tawny bough]

you dont want it

[turbid nova]

either way it's bad because it blocks a potentially unstickered golden joker

[tawdry epoch]

5 gold stakes done now (green, checkered, zodiac, abandoned, blue)
what gs other than black should i do next?

[hazy ledge]

hi guys any for play_

[turbid nova]

abandoned

[cloud sinew]

it wouldnt really be that difficult still which is funny

like a 4x buff but still bad 😭

[turbid nova]

oo

erratic

[tawdry epoch]

ok

[cloud sinew]

looking at you, hiker.

[turbid nova]

would be really annoying if you had blueprint

[midnight cloak]

Well take it or not I could not get money rolling with such a low starting income and never found chips

[cloud sinew]

with how many tricks there are against acorn, i dont think it would really be that big of a deal

[turbid nova]

believe it or not I had a run where I had to reroll acorn or I lost

[cloud sinew]

why

[calm furnace]

acorn killed me once i had 4 brainstorms and 1 ancient joker and i forgot i only had 3 hands

i was dumb and didnt know i could move ancient to the right

[cloud sinew]

wdym move it to the right

brainstorm is leftmost

[calm furnace]

i move my ancient joker to the right

so i move it left after the round starts

[midnight cloak]

they mean hold it as the jokers shuffled.

[cloud sinew]

oh

[calm furnace]

i thought that trick only works on pc for some reason

dont asky why and how

[turbid nova]

but this is a VERY specific case

[calm furnace]

but i just assumed

[cloud sinew]

what were you playing

flushes?

[turbid nova]

strush

[calm furnace]

flushes with an extra club i assume

[turbid nova]

four fingers let me play a non club

[hazy ledge]

AKZIW

[humble gulch]

Lmao

[turbid nova]

and with that many discards I could always find myself one

but the score was a bit lacking if the copiers were not positioned right

I guess I could have held a joker for brainstorm but idk

[cloud sinew]

what were you scoring per hand? because if you can score 200k or more with optimal copies then you can score 100k in 1 hand without optimal blueprint

[turbid nova]

I don't remember

[round holly]

i played a royal flush run

[frank grove]

🔥

[cloud sinew]

its wild that lusty is still better to have here

[frank grove]

right?

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[cloud sinew]

over 50% better with lusty

[serene forge]

abandoned deck is so stupid istg 😭

[frank grove]

😭

i had two purple seals since like ante 4 and it only gave me lovers and empresses 😢

[cloud sinew]

1.0.1c bloodstone, my beloved...

[cloud sinew]

even this one

[serene forge]

yes

[cloud sinew]

:(

[pale wolf]

especially that one

[cloud sinew]

why

[pale wolf]

bloodstone

[boreal finch]

yipee

[tawny bough]

2x makes more sense

[humble gulch]

Argil, please play any other deck ❤️‍🩹

[cloud sinew]

abandoned my goat

[naive frigate]

Does it just say nope after using the soul when you have all 5 legendaries?

[versed sable]

jimbo

[cloud sinew]

jimbo

[humble gulch]

There's kids in here

[frank grove]

bbbbbut abandoned

[pale wolf]

was trying to make another acrobat and accidentally made concept art for an alien movie

[cloud sinew]

oh my god bruh

[knotty zodiac]

nerf..?

[karmic pollen]

hey guys , how does vampire joker interact with a stone card generated from marble joker? does it go up in smoke , does it do nothing at all, does it give a random card?

[cloud sinew]

this is showing that it used to be so much worse

[knotty zodiac]

vampire reveals the card underneath it

if vampire is to the left of bus and the underlying card is a face card, bus will reset

if vampire is to the right, bus will not reset even if the stone card is a face card

(unless splash, etc)

[cloud sinew]

vampire removes the stone enhancement and reveals the card underneath

[cloud sinew]

thats not what they asked

[knotty zodiac]

the first sentence is.

[glass creek]

What was thunk thinking 😭

[cloud sinew]

this was quite an early build tbf

[pale wolf]

marble Joker makes random cards with Stone enhancement yes

[cosmic sun]

3 🤨 📸

[atomic trout]

Heey a Soul card 😂

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 😾

[cloud sinew]

$10

what did you drop for it

[atomic trout]

Square Joker

It was on 36 chips

[cloud sinew]

ah

yeah thats fair

[atomic trout]

But are you kidding me?? And I missed ANDY too

AND the discard voucher

The Burglar stolen my game

[glass creek]

Sell it :)

[knotty zodiac]

the burglar scaled your pants hopefully

[rich mauve]

you're winning anyways

[glass creek]

Burglar death

[knotty zodiac]

and gold

[rich mauve]

no need to worry too much

everyone probably misses a bunch of interactions through their run

[cloud sinew]

how many rounds before the showdown blind anyway

[rich mauve]

but it's ok you win anyways

[atomic trout]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh

[atomic trout]

Enough to lose

Oh.

[cloud sinew]

see

[atomic trout]

Baseball is so beautiful

[cloud sinew]

its white stake twin 😭

idk why you were freaking out

[atomic trout]

White Stakes 🤮

[clear mulch]

boo

[cloud sinew]

👻

[clear mulch]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[pale wolf]

plagiarism

I did that first

[clear mulch]

wow lilo

so evil of you

[pale wolf]

ghastly act

[knotty zodiac]

u called?

[pale wolf]

I was thinking about how many of the early generations of pokémon names were just words in English spelled wrong or cut off short

[atomic trout]

No FUCKING WAY

[knotty zodiac]

whoever had the job of naming the gen1 pokemon must have had a blast

[atomic trout]

Black Deck suuuuuuuuuucks

[clear mulch]

it's the same in Japanese, without translations, right?

i mean as in being words spelled wrong or word play

[pale wolf]

I don't know Japanese 🦓

[clear mulch]

me neither 👀

[pale wolf]

I'm not considering things like rapidash in this, that's actually clever

muk is the word muck

[knotty zodiac]

asking my wife if our speculative future kid can be named Bobson Dugnutt

[ruby vessel]

Everyone: Modern pokemon designs are so lazy and uninspired.
Krabby:

[pale wolf]

Seel

design inspiration: It's a seal

[clear mulch]

what about Shown Furcotte

or Raul Chamgerlain

[knotty zodiac]

A bit too fancy sounding

More of a Mike Truk kinda household

[pale wolf]

I have always been partial to Mike truk

I think the first time I saw that image was in a jontron video

[knotty zodiac]

How does one pronounce "Dourque"?

[clear mulch]

like "Dork" but more like "Dourk"

[weary whale]

Door-Queue

[pale wolf]

Dork

[knotty zodiac]

Welp there goes their childhood

[clear mulch]

I'm gonna name my future pet a very sophisticated name