#🕹・game-discussion
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literally anything that you cna sell works with campfire
campfire is winmore, bad joker design 🦓
Sold my dignity to pairslop and it didnt even scale my campfire
true
footage of my first win from yesterday
one day after i bought the game and before i realized the potential of mult jokers
smeared joker my beloved
most things are winmore. it's not inherently bad design that something is winmore, but it's a red flag for bad design
funny build
playing the game as intended
Red card hard carried
result
one day you'll get to use 4x speed either way, so starting now will spare you some precious time
hungry hungry dagger
i got a holographic red card in early game and then quickly doubled it with a spectral card
You best reorder those or I'll be forced to do it for you
go ahead
Campfire doesnt even require any special economy
the reason why negatives are mostly black isn't because they're negative, it's because 99% of the time negatives are coal in your build that does nothing
C:<
what are those
Ive done campfire runs where ive intentionally stayed in negative money the whole run
gold stickers are gold stickers
negative tag
what are tags
gets the same fricking 5 common jokers
but idk if it's the case there
any advice for getting the satellite joker?
yeah.. when there's still a bunch left i mean
anaglyph deck money tags
Localthunk if you ever read this, what idea did you have in mind other than perkeo ?
Did you intend for negative consumables to maybe be more of a thing ?
gold deck/blue deck and go for a high money build like rebate or lucky card
or you could just go anaglyph deck and get a high money tag like Investment or handy
no
What’s the hardest gold sticker
Get some blueprint and brainstorm, a deck fixed deck and a rebate
turtle bean
it's just a tiny 2.25x boost for your runs
I think gros michel a lil harder cause it’s random
You're not localthunk tho
i know what he has said
and he has said that he intentionally gave perkeo a unique effect
It feel underwhelming for the complexity
The other ones feel way better
It’s me localthunk she is wrong negative consumables will be more prevalent in 1.1
Ah so that's interesting
blue seals
Oh purple seal, I see I see
ive been praying for this combo
or blue seals
Yes
and no chad?
what's the chad
Retriggers first card played 2 extra times
I guess if you have blue seal, that voucher and the +1 slot voucher x1.5^3 but yeah
And then perkeo special
state in africa
Make sense
oh hanging chad
Can I use balatro as an escape for my currently negative feelings?
this is chad
What's wrong, friend
Oh it’s you
few people know, but sometimes it may work well with photo
photo is worse than a coulpe smiley triggers until you get high base mult, at which point smiley isnt really useful, and you die to so many boss blinds
i didnt know that was it's name
i just called it ballot box
That is exactly the reference
well
I'm doing school exams right now, I've suddenly got a sense of forboding about my results.... What if I haven't been studying enough? I want to get the highest grades, I need to get the highest grades. And I might have done already. But I don't know....
it's not exactly the reference
What benefit do you get for having a perfect score? Making mistakes gives you learning opportunities
the exact reference is to the hanging punched vote, which is referred to as a hanging chad, and caused some automatic vote counting systems to double count votes sometimes
Makes it easier to apply to university later in the year. These are not my finals but they may well be the grades I submit to universities.
expecting perfection will always lead to disappointment
And the universities I want to go to have high standards.
I would argue that overcoming your mistakes by being resourceful shows a higher aptitude for success than acing every test.
I got the top grade in maths, applied maths and technology last exams. I want to get those again
yeah i know, Ballot is a funny way to spell Balatro
If you put in the work, you’ll be fine
More over, I'm just worried that I should have been studying more. I didn't do as much study as they suggested, since I felt I knew most of it already. Now, I'm not so sure
do you need to?
It would definitely help
You sound like you study pretty hard already, that being said I hope you don't tie grades to self worth because that is a horrific path.
it was a joke
I found rewriting notes leading up to a test to be a big benefit for what it’s worth
True, I'm worth more than percentages next to subjects
School =/= real world
I'm worried about my exam for tomorrow, technology. So much stuff to remember for it.
Fortunately, I have 2 hours of free time prior to the exam.
You should have a good idea of what the entry requirements for your desired universities are already, and if you dont then you should look into it
I do have an idea
higher does not automatically equal better when it comes to university entry, they care about more than just your grades
What do I do
hobbies, volunteering work, job history, etc etc
Ok, well I don't have an idea outside of grades.
cool
2hrs to rewrite notes/at least reread material sounds good to me
That percio looks so good but I need sixth sense kr something
Now that’s smexy
I have a CV and I have lots of extra-curricular activities I can use.
Ig illkeep him for as long as I can
But I want to do maths at university and for that I need a top grade in maths. What if I haven't quite scraped it?
then you havent quite scraped it
But.... I need to have.
are you going to die if you dont get those grades /rhetorical
you need them for entry, that doesnt mean your life is over just because you didnt get into the uni you wanted to
That one question on the exam.... I sat there for several minutes and could not see the answer
there will be people in your university lectures that got worse grades than you
Skip?
Oh shit.
🤣
if you try your best (to a reasonable point, without burning out) there isnt anything productive to worry about past that
I love it when the seed gives me an ante 1 baseball card, and then decides to only give me rare jokers
I'm probably fine tbh, I'm probably just overthinking this. I've done my study, I know my stuff, it doesn't matter if it's not perfect.
black deck? more like blocked duck
And i wish i were lying
- I am very confident in applied maths, which could definitely help me if I get top grades
drop the seed 😈
Im still playing rn LOL
lose 😈
I'm trying my absolute hardest to do well here
Oh dw i will eventually with this rental brainstorm
Eh didnt matter, still lost to wall
CAN THE GAME GIVE ME ONE DAMN UNCOMMON JOKER FOR BASEBALL CARD VALUE?
you could just sell baseball card
econ is probably your problem
i mean they are quite uncommon to find
Its eternal
You charge up Campfire for that?
🦓 gotcha
1 ever 4 jokers on average, shouldnt be that hard to find
Well i lost
N3FPQZ8T
yeah it was a way to make a pun with their name
what deck
Should I leave perc?
when did baseball appear
Even if I get some species creat I need to sell brainstorm
😭
Which I kinda wanna avoid
was the baseball card from a judgment?
oh god
It was from an ante 1 rare skip tag
And i passed on the constellation like an idiot so i was just cooked, but then I found AJ!
8 more gold stickers with the doc method
And a brainstorm in a buffoon pack
they can never make me hate you ante 1 rare skip
you got it in ante 2
Yeah but the tag was in ante 1
they can make me hate you ante 2 rare skip
Baseball card was in ante 2
the tag you got the joker tag in doesnt matter for the queue
i just cant get it. i cant get the seltzer . its avoiding me
it matters when it's used
Gotchya
So i got it in ante 2
ya
The seed is actually pretty abysmal for baseball card but I do see a fairly shallow space Joker ante 4 You should have seen
tbf this seed is quite lacking in uncommons in the next 4 antes
Lemme look rq
honestly yeah this seed sucks for bbc
like at least i saw bean in the shop just at bad timing , but seltzer is actually like extinct
I should’ve taken the ante 1 constellation…god damn it
actual bad luck
I mean besides the taking the rare tag to get it in the first place
I love magic deck so much
i dont think you should have
You shouldn't have had baseball card to begin with 🦓
It was at least some BBC value
eternal blue joker vs constellation ante 1
easy choice
Yeah thats fair
at least this was fun
this is one of those things that you shouldnt look back and say "i should have done [X]"
because you dont have foresight
love to see that eternal riff raff
making worse plays in the moment so that you have a better time sometimes later
will get you killed more often than it saves you
Who the hell grabs eternal riff Raff 😭
I would
me
pros
That’s fair
thats my fav thing about ghost deck even when something becomes useless after a while its still a 1.5x
real
lilo how much econ is riff raff per round average not including interest
uhhh
let me work out the average common value barring riff raff
If y sell every card it's like 4 dollars
4 maybe?
That's a funny point
yeah you also have to factor in editions
🦓
idk who was yapping about grabber the other day but its in my top 10 vouchers now
(kidding just about sell value)
top 1
Negative edition needs to be more included
same rate as polychrome
And same sell price increase
oh you mean statistically
im very glad that grabber is now at least in your top 10 now
but god damn those voucher stats 😭
that is a stunningly low grabber lmfao
We love to see directors cut top 3
i do not love to see it
Um…okay i am definitely sharing this seed
Can riff raff create eternal jokers
on my new profile here overstock is actually my top 1 hmmm
no
I just got an ante 1 brainstorm out of a buffoon pack
in the non-perishable challenge
but otherwise no
Eternal jokers can only appear in shops
Ty
also buffoon packs
Do I throw out trib
no they cannot
oh that was when i was trying different nan inf methods unseeded
I've never seen em in skip pakcs
they can be in them
at the same rate as in the shop
eternals are only 30%, you don't take mega buffoon skips every day
used to not show up in packs though
Double tag is max level delayed gratification
Wasteful way above grabber is a sin
on a side note, how nice would it be if the Joker stats page also had a section for number of times Joker was purchased/ generated in slots
yeah over 2 years ago 
Except when you use 4 double tags on spectral pack just to not get the sould
delayed gratif banner build 💔
true
why are you taking ethereal tags for soul anyway
Sold perc
Couldnt get any spectrals
this is kinda funny
what's the last one
True true I take wicher er shows up first
seltzer
ong
Just to see if I can find black hole
Is trib better than mime?
This is welsh, I think
better at what?
Yes
In a baron buils
it depends on a lot of factors
no
No
This is what I have
High card baron
drop trib
flush five baron 🧠
tuff ahh build
as good as a photo lol
Sell baron and spam flush fives
Trib has a higher sell value than mime so it must be better
baron mime overrated, time for a trib idol sock naneinf
You need like 17 copy jokers for that don’t you
it's a LEGENDARY
yeah
anything that's joker dependent needs that
i think its 17 total jokers
baron mime is joker dependent of course but it scales with hand size
you need 21 on plasma
Is it fair that I want to beat up kids on my bus when they interrupt me u balatro match with the loudness
Would you rather start a game with mime or triboulet
triboulet
Trub
This is a dumb question
trib for the 10$ startup
^
at worst it's just yellow deck
what if you have a blue seal on a random rank
so would I rather start with a random blue seal and a mime, or a trib?
still a trib
Would you rather start with mime and 52 blue seals or a perishable rental triboulet
I might go for the blue seal
52 blue seals
Tribu
Carrying trib to ante 5
Pulling blue seal on a flush with the mime would be free win next few rounds
would you rather start a game with Jimbo or rental canio
you wouldn't even need mime in that case
Jimbo
Jimbo
Unless yellow deck
That's why I forgot to add mime at first, but it's funnier to still have him in the question
Do y'all let sinful jokers decide your runs
rental canio because i am skilled and will get trading card in the first shop 😎
I do sometimes
would you rather start the game with an already perished negative showman, or delayed gratification
Rental cavendish or no rental cavendish 👀
But usually I let a stone decide my rub
Rental
mime is so useful, i love having a mime
Black deck makes me hate this game.
Oh wait dumb question you can always just sell the rental cavendish at worst
Bro can't play with 3 hands 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I cant. No.
would you rather start the game with no face cards or a deck of only spades and hearts
Checkered all day
No face cards
would you rather start with polychrome credit card or bootstraps
Heaven or hell
whats checkered?
Credit
Polychrome credit card
Rose deck
would you rather start the game on ante 5 or ante -60
would you rather start a run with 10 negative blueprints or 2 free rerolls
-60
-60
in my humble opinion
gamble
I would have nan inf build by the time I hit ante 1
exactly, 2 free rerolls would motivate you to make 20 negative blueprints
would you rather only be able to play on nebula or only be able to play on painted
how high would i have to make that number for ante 5 to be preferred
Would you rather start the run with a negative eternal rental blueprint or nothing
Nevula
naneinf starting at -60 Would probably be kind of difficult actually, how would you build up the money when you win every single serpent in one hand
I dont want to start the game anymore
Egg
Wouldn’t it be insanely easy
Do I keep printing money or do I buy luchador incase next boss is the plant
lol me too im tilted af rn lols
wait until you get to ante 20
I have basically no vouchers
what would the scoring requirements even be at ante -60
By the time you reach ante 1 you have all the vouchers
it would be a departure from normal naneinf tactics
same as ante 0
you cant get naneinf if the score req is 200 😭
assuming you're trying to do it as soon as you can and not just wait until the normal game starts
any ante below 1 has the same blind score reqs
And do I go back 1 ante for 1 discard
because that would be incredibly lame
Oh are you still assuming only 39 antes
-1.23e^5
Or sum like that
ante -1 is the same as ante 0
logic follows that every ante below 0 is the same scoring as ante 0
Starting at -60 would just give you 100 antes to work with
How do you get to -1
Cause there won’t be an upper bound till you still reach ante 39
What happens when ramen goes below 1x
heiro + petro ante 1, there's a bug that allows you to do it
yellow deck + a lot of luck with a voucher skip
nothing
DLETE
it can't go below 1x
Shame
It disappears
if you had to score negative points you would win the moment you select the blind
sell it before it does
So it would be naneinf run except you start with a god build and all your desired vouchers from ante 1
I feel like this is intentionally dodging the whole starting that early aspect
how about you start at -39 and the game ends at a1
It disappears
I think only perkeo cryptid would work?
I dont even know what to do anymore in this game
it disappears at 1x is what im saying
oh i guess you would have to do bean bug or perkeo stuff
Or ecto ankh
it cant go below 1x
needle guaranteed on one ante a3-a7 or never find a blue seal
in the next update, would you rather creative mode with any item at your choice or a kiwi-based joker
what if you sneak up on it though
Would bean bug work
Would you rather start with eternal vagabond, or start with eternal hanging char
vagabond
always
vaga
Does anyone know if ante 0 has a showdown blind
vagabond always
it doesnt
Like if you reroll the boss somehow
does -8 have a showdown?
Or go from ante -1 to ante 0
no
it doesn't, which makes me think that you won't have any showdown bosses in the negative antes
only positive multiples of 8 have a showdown blind
so it would just have to be perkeo
0 doesn't have a showdown even if you reroll boss?
or chicot manacle
nope
interesting
Hmm
makes sense ig
when people do the a-1 The next ante doesn't have a 8boss blind
So no bean bug
oh yeah
I assumed from that
Ante 88 has a showdown 😂
i always forget about chicot manacle 😭
I love to see fortune tell after spamming tarrots for the last 5 antes
or double tags -> hand size tag
Oh right that
should i take drivers liscence over the tribe
how are you going to make enough money for that
Obviously
No
You just gave me inspiration for my next endless run
i have enough cards to trigger the x3 mult
usually all the money is made by serpent parking or retriggers on gold cards, and neither of those are going to be very lucrative if you win in one hand right
Ante 2 wheel can be a pain sometimes
Acquire a shit ton of Econ somehow and do a skip tag naneinf
Then obviousl6
i guess rebate at some point once you're fully fixed
Wheel = do nothing boss against a save scummer
Wait where’s the pain part
Ace high wins here
three sixes
Justice>your fav tarrot
I feel like I only ever see the wheel late in a run
I just had to go and look up if a2 wheel even existed
yeah i just forget its even a boss 😭
i dont even remember the name
especially to a save scummer like me
It's the portal
boo
window..?
did i scare you
AHHH
that sounds right ?
😂 get scared
👻
haha there should be a ghost Joker
Find the lucky cards challenge
Average cryptid artwork:
it should destroy a card if it's the first hand and it's a single 6, also giving you a spectral card
kinda op with perkeo
i have a fix
we should remove perkeo
Too op, maybe should spawn a spectral when you play a straight flusb
how do i pin this 🤔
creates a wraith if a hand is scored with 400$ or more
So straight flush may be viable in rhe current meta
just ping atmods tell them its an emergency
Yk?
what about a negative spectral card when your mouse changes x or y position
Is trib the most common legendary?
I feel like I get it 3x more than the others
No?
the most common legendary is mail-in rebate
jimbo
Jimbo is every rarity
i'm the most legendary joker
Jimbo is all jokers but he's just doing cosplays
yeah, cause you're a joke!!!! 🤣 roasted!! 1!11! follow for more EPIC ROASTS!
that was so mean :(
(Nadie lo conoce sticker)
da quando abbiamo così tanti italiani nel server
miao
bau
NOOOOO
SIIIIIII
bloccato
girl is NOT tuff 💔
Ezio Auditore da Firenze
This is so weird
What
Good luck seeing base mult there
my neighbour
I do the calc
it means "hello hope everyone has a nice day"
Oh ok, wish you a nice day too!
goo goo ga ga

this translates to "The Divine Comedy is an Italian narrative poem by Dante Alighieri, begun c. 1308 and completed c. 1321, shortly before the author's death."
me
yeah, it could like gain 8 chips for every 2 scored
Too weak, maybe 10
i figured that the actual most common legendary is squoken
Square?
Baby Joker (uncommon)
If you can skip, 1 in 4 chance that you must skip
At the end of the round, increase your xmult by 0.1x (currently 1.0x)
Sounds like a pokemon
Why the 1 in 4 skip?
baby woke up, you gotta take care of it
remove the skipping mechanic, it starts at X0.0
cus it grows ☺️
babby become big babby
the duality of man
Is red card better than flash card
100%
who sent this 🤔
i fucked up the ss lol
must be some random dyke
it was supposed to include papu's dagger comment gg
srs
A dike is a feeder fault magma follows as it rises through basement rock
yeah totally
the secret is no filter
Yep
yes im a sheet of rocks
see i told you
scroll down there's a selfie of me
Nice
So are you a classic dike then
Had some Ben Shapiro ahhh student drop that word in a lecture once and he got told off
the canio or the judgement
This is how it feels to open r/balatro instead of Balatro Discord:
1x canio
why is he enjoying it
that sick fucking bastard
1x or X1
what
which
He's posting a tier list with baron on A-S tier
1x and x1 are the same number
I would love to see a challenge deck like "Infinite discards, cost for discarding increases by $2 per discard used in round.
xXx_TheOne1_xXx
Plays burguer*
Burger
🍔
blurgar
what if there was a joker next update that had serpent's old effect
Blursged
How it feels visiting a Reddit sub for a game you like
I think it would have the serpent's old effect
Burgad
Blissful, blissful ignorance turned cognitohazard
"Removes all discards" yeah that just removes the entire challenge
No chance that thing stays together
Okay some gaming subs are actually funny and tapped into the fandom
Just remove +hand vouchers and joker to the challenge
Some gaming subs are just r/dota2 and cancer
i cant believe balatro collabed with balatro
Then you have golden needle essentially
Not because you have more hands dk
Joker has a first name
perkeo is literally terrible why does everyone glaze him
it literally clutters your consumable slots
almost died with three legendaries to scale squoker (the third legendary)
clutters
Idk mostly endless
Perkeo it's 4th most useful legendary
Trib being last
people hate on trib too much i feel like tho
like yes they are overrated but they are still legendary
Ragebait or honest discussion
+$4 minimum per round pre-interest is better than golden joker and thats assuming you just sell the duped cards
I mean, trib as a legendary is just photograph premiun...which is already a meh joker
i could probably win gold stake with any legendary including trib
bait lols
it is bait yea
yes but its still fun
The plant*
but there is a point to be responded to
nah i genuinely dont like perkeo
With that logic you should play full house because is fun
Sorry fun as a defense has been revoked as of 2025
yes you should, if you want. balatro is a game. games are meant for fun
As per the fun and whimsy act
all my homies hate fun
(I hate fun sticker)
For example you know a movie is dogshit when people hit you with "erm just have fun"
"trib isnt bad"
"yes it is"
"why do you hate fun winning isnt the only goal games are to entertain and i am entertained by LOSING while having fun dont say things are worse or better than others bc its all subjective ✨ "
classic troll tactic
never said trib isnt bad
just said its hated too much
none of the legendaries are bad tho they are all overpowered
Statement itself is lowkey just anti intellectualism
NO ONE ELSE can have fun guys
YES
Trib should be reworked
server identifies comment as bait
everyone responds anyways lool
calling it underrated and saying its fun
I hate face retrigger builds
Being critical of anything = no fun
yeah they get repetitive over time
why can't people just be like
"trib isn't bad"
"yes it is"
"ok, i understand your point but i still like it"
like, admitting a joker is bad doesn't mean you can never ever use it in a run ever
like yorick is good but isnt fun for me. that doesnt make yorick bad, just unfun in my opinion
blackboard is a bad joker bc it has anti synergy with rough gem
🔶
kinda doesnt tho
rough gem encourages you to play diamonds, leaving clubs and spades in your hand
popcorn is a bad joker bc in 2 antes it will be gone
better take an eternal even steven
lowkey blueprint should be legendary and brainstorm just shouldnt exist
Well the same type of people who hate Popcorn would probably die if they took one eternal
campfire is bad bc it's a crutch in gold stake, orange stake is where the real challenge at
real shit
It's so weird to me how people will get into arguments over how their favorite Joker is actually not bad, or they get offended when they get told not to use it if their goal is to win
I've said that my favorite Joker is hiker many times and I've never gotten a response about how I shouldn't be using it, I can only assume it's because I'm not implying others should use hiker or that it is good because I want to use it
i lowkey got all achievements in balatro and still dont know how to play 😭
exactly. your favorite joker is your favorite joker. it doesn't have to be optimal
just whatever suits your playstyle
showman is good bc you can get two $50 temperances in the same mega arcana pack
flowerpot is good because its better than sly joker
would you rather start a game with hologram or a $50 eternal negative egg
fun is when your build could end at any time. the only way to have true fun is to highroll the whole run
na
its ok if some jokers are worse than others
tribs fine
hologram 100%
maybe not legendary Jokers that you often have to give up a spot in your lineup to see what it is though
trib can be fine its just that its hard to get working
like it should be more universally applicable
having soul be less insta-take is a good thing
soul should be reworked
from a game design perspective, you want the ultrarare event to be a good thing every time
there should be a deck that like lets it appear in the shop
having a one in five chance to be trib ruins it
ehh trib is more fun than yorick in my opinion
not as fun as perkeo or canio tho
having a dud raises the excitement factor
yorick doesnt really require you to do that much, its a bit less exciting than the other legendaries
if you know its going to be good, the moment is over
The only solace is that Trib is $10
It's the same reason black hole should be changed in some way to be stronger, it isn't worth the probability it has
Or Dagger food
it feels like a waste of a rare event
black hole is bad bc it's consistently just okay
which is bad for a ultrarare event
it should do like 2X chips on your most played hand or something
Guys
in my opinion skipping blinds is better than playing them tho because tags give you immediate value
playing a round risks losing the run
Bro showed his hand twice
saying something is better or worse is attempting to be an objective statement
🥶
i mean better usually just means statistically wins more runs but fair enough playstyle is subjective
@astral mist
baron is better than constellation bc it comes first alphabetically
why the ping
no further text was required in the message
taco bell is better than chipotle bc no one steals your taco bell order
Never understood Chipotle
calories
Maybe people do not have good local restaurants near them
it's clean eats that you can order from your phone when youre busy
Because there is no way I am paying for customized mid
If you think about it, technically Liquidation is the cheapest voucher in the game
well, any voucher after liquidation
liquidation is always $7 though yeah
But Liquidation is the only one that is always less than $10, whereas the others aren't
Yep
clearance sale and liquidation are the only vouchers that never change in price
illusion is always the same price because it only ever showed up once (for the unlock)
breaking news: illumi hates hologram 😛
its just not necessary
sometimes you do see illusion just because of hologram magic trick purchase though
my streak counter is so broken
yeah but taking magic trick then is just not necessary
yeah mine broke a few weeks ago
ive died a good few times now and it isn’t resetting
did they break it in an update
ive done it maybe like 4 or 5 times before and its always felt like overkill
the new run keeps defaulting on plasma gold for some reason
reddit loves chicot
when all ive been playing is yellow gold
does discord agree
idk if its mobile only issue. but i had it during a stretch when a few of my wins didnt save correctly
oh man i only have 8$ left surely i can find something useful in this mega buffoon pack
taking magic trick when holo is low helps smooth out the volatility
u never know if youre going to go a whole ante without seeing a standard pack
most expensive abstract ever
credit card shouldn't be allowed to be rental
i have found it very rare that
-i need the scaling that badly
-i have the money to burn for it
-i actually see it
it being a worthwhile measure happens so rarely in my experience
Time to stop interacting with bait by blocking it
sure, when runs are going sideways, we tend to be poor
but i think not taking if holo is low and u have the funds is prob kinda throwing
ok your right
but ante 1 vagabond sucks
im not baiting btw i seriously dont like vagabond
ignore might be one of my fave features of discord
magic trick would be worth taking preemptively if the playing card got its own dedicated shop slot
I don't like that it still puts a giant button on every message You ostensibly are trying to just not experience at all
That's where Vencord plugins come in 🦅
finally something useful
vencord is goated
but i cannot confirm or deny if i use it
You could lowkey farm billions of upvotes on r/balatro
yes but i dont
because im a modest guy
i want a life away from the spotlight
insane reroll pull
you've heard of speculative oops...
thats enough actual balatro playing for today time to go work on my deltarune themed mod
peak
how far do u think i could get
one of these things is not quite like the others...
I hate Bloodstone
whats lucky cat at
5.5
yea bloodstones good, id copy sock for more lucky hits just for the money until you need the scoring tho
yeah that sounds good
sel bloodstone
it's... it's beautiful
fake*
god i love lucky cat runs
so is showman a good pick
i could potentially roll another bloodstone or photo or blueprint i guess
you need an extra digit of $ for showman to really be a viable pick but if you die otherwise its worth a shot maybe
lucky cat would go
winning
drop cat?
lucky cat goes :p
also nice
Now all you need is Chad 
ruh roh
duuuuude
should i drop oops all 6's? i might just come look for it later honestly i need more cards removed
what are your actual game achievements
c++ and a naneinf run
i think my highest and also current winstreak is 7 but that's on a new save file
so i'm inflating it with lower stake runs
Id say keep oops until chad but thats just me 
i'm like, very lazily going for another c++
i don't have the drive for it like the first time
might never get around to it
icic
is this some kind of punishment?
definitely
sell chad
now take that greedy joker.
😀


no need for greedy on plasma
do i have this organized wrong
also i dropped bloodstone for idol
not like it mattered but
What do I brainstorm? (Constellation at 1.7)
Sell the eternal chad
i just used a calculator
ok its TIME for blaTro
Black streak 2
isnt it funny how buying the astronomer just to sell it afterwards is the play
I hate Bloodstone
i asusme it's a catchphrase
how many times has it been said again
Riff raff or bafoon ante one?
you've mentioned the word bloodstone 3,529 times
riff
of those times, the sequence "hate bloodstone" appears 2,421
Ty
Anyone got any tips for Jokerless?
Don’t buy any jokers
I think quads is pretty strong?
I CAN FINALLY SAY GOODBYE TO NEBULA DECK BLUE STAKE
Third game died
Riff raff is basically a pack every round
And 3 bucks for temperance
...
Hologram or bafoon on ante 1?
Holo
Ty
I love bloodstone
Incantation didn't give me any gold 💔
I don't think I've ever used incantation, ngl
HUH
Rare throwback W
god damn it
Chaos the clown, 1 free reroll per shop
What do I sell, hologram is at 12.75
I only care about the foil
Holo
i am back and ready to #win
shortcut my favorite scorign jonker
Used this Joker to win Gold Stake difficulty
do i sell dna for reserved?
is there ever a world where this is takeable
I probably check pack first
nvm all useless
when does the gay hand release
i can NOT just be good at balatro for the life of me
FUCK, I'm selling square
dangit
i shouldve rerolled that wall but i was stubborn
does anybody wanna hop in vc and coach me on how to not SUUUCK at balatro
the secret is to make blue seals
I suck at coaching :3
win every time
i wouldnt say coaching as much as it is "backseat gaming"
pick the option that's obviously right every time and you should be good :^)
we will be playing black deck gold stake because i really hate enjoying videogames
me when i win
"here now win" ahh situation
what should I do here
hold R
hold r
?
hold r
I'm on mobile?
still hold r
Obviously
btw did you guys know that today is GTA VI release date...yeah...
k
Optimal playing will always compensate the RNG
win condition ante 8 
thanks emperor
I thought it was Argil just becase abandoned deck
yeah
gold stake is hard :C
welcome to balatro /j
unironically huge
does anyone know how to unlckk the scribly joker?
finally got satellite, whoever suggested anaglyph for investment tags you’re the goat
Lol
also never used the bootstraps joker before, kinda goated
they should rename negative tag to garbage tag
for high econ runs, yeah
sneezing is based
no! disease vector
easy game is easy
also got lucky with the negative rocket,
good roll
what the hell is scribly joker 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
holy fuck
i got it from a negative tag too
that is ass
:(
bad
i suspect brainstorm
ehat the fuck si a abrainstrerm
good for the goal i was aiming for my friend
no
drink some water you'll be alright
plus hieroglyph and petroglyph are goated vouchers
I Only Drink Diet Coke
I Will Also On Occasion Drink Sparkling Water And Also Regular Water And Also Like Other Drinks My Pallete Is Actually Quite Diverse I Was Lying Before
we love the fandom wiki
How do I beat X-Ray vision
That challenge can kiss my angus
yeah just checked a can that was near me
thats brainstorm if he were popular
how do uou unlock blueprint
lobotomy
win a run iirc
win a run how do i win a run
get to ante 9
you simply savescum 10 million times to win xray
i dont think ive been past 3
ante 9 is past ante 3 :D
how do you di that without hacks
Discard a royal flush
Ace King Queen Jack and a 10 of the same suit
I recommend using a smeared joker
🤓 erm
royal flush is a straight flush of ranks 10 and higher
how do i unlock hit the road? im 6'4'' by the way
What does height have to do with a joker
just in case anyone wants to know
Stomp your foot on the road
Wait you can use pareidolia to do royal flushes?
