🕹・game-discussion

[cloud sinew]

and i have incredible econ on zodiac deck

getting kings is not a problem

[safe geyser]

https://balatrocalc.com/?h=4ABagoiuEBjAG0FmjAAD217a9te2vbWSgCYAAzABQABAAAOAANA

woahhhh

[waxen quartz]

like this

[safe geyser]

thats so cool

[safe geyser]

i can send the link and you can see like what cards i put on it

[cloud sinew]

baron gaming

[fading dome]

I see you've joined my naming scheme lilo

[cloud sinew]

I have

wait i should make it a dash

[safe geyser]

were you able to figure out how to change constellation to what i have it in game

[pale wolf]

thats what they are showing you

[fading dome]

I can also make it the pipe

[tawny bough]

peak xd

[safe geyser]

ohhh

[cloud sinew]

pipe gaming maybe

[tawny bough]

perfect leaf timing

[pale wolf]

its a pipe dream

[shell dagger]

zoo wee mama

[pale wolf]

wheres baron

[shell dagger]

idk

[pale wolf]

are you spectral looping

[shell dagger]

i don’t need scoring

[fading dome]

gaming, maybe?

[shell dagger]

i was gonna

then i got cryptid on the second 6

but i still want ecto

[tawny bough]

wait holdup justice moment!

[safe geyser]

im not seeing that button

to click how many planets i added

where do i go

[pale wolf]

did you click the constellation

[frank grove]

you add it to your jokers and then click on the const in the joker area

[tawny bough]

ggs funny run

[pale wolf]

value means the same thing but in a more technical way

[tawny bough]

nvm xd

[pale wolf]

value 10 for constellation is X2

value for X6.3 is 53

[safe geyser]

oh i figured it out i see

thankl you guys

[tawny bough]

no way i won that xd

aight night chat!

[cloud sinew]

wish me luck

gonna sell burger cause its useless in round

[pale wolf]

but the sticker

[fading dome]

hey hey hey hold up

[pale wolf]

🤑

[pale wolf]

why do you have to cheat at the game to win

1.6 million isnt even posible

[cloud sinew]

im sigma

[lost vault]

:p

:o

[pale wolf]

theres only 1 million chips in the whole game

[cloud sinew]

calc is short for calculator

[pale wolf]

what about calculus

[shell dagger]

what on earth is that

[mental bloom]

found on reddit

[cosmic sun]

cognitohazards in replies

[lost vault]

w take

[bronze leaf]

They're not enemies they're lesbians they're making out

[lost vault]

both men btw

[mental bloom]

I LOVE YURI

[bronze leaf]

We Stan our trans masc lesbians

[lost vault]

true true

yaouri

[pale wolf]

its the stuff that builds up on your teeth from plaque

[mental bloom]

hell yeah

[serene forge]

broken clock

[median summit]

I'd much rather a RtB over a Grimbo on Abandoned

[pale wolf]

on any deck

[median summit]

Abandoned especially tho

[mental bloom]

truth!!

[fringe nebula]

rtb is better because you can dig for blue seals and gold cards

[pale wolf]

except a bad erratic roll with 50 face cards (doesnt exist)

That's the best exception I can think of

rtb is just better

[median summit]

You can actually fucking discard

[lost vault]

you can discard with green joker too

[pale wolf]

truth

its not that big a deal

[lost vault]

green joker doesnt say "if you discard you die instantly"

it just loses a little mult

sounds worth it for blue seals

[serene forge]

1 minus 1 is 0 dummy

[lost vault]

trye

my bad

[pale wolf]

if you draw a blue seal its strictly better than having not discarded

every planet is at least +1 and some chips

[lost vault]

mhm

[lost vault]

double truth nuke

[pale wolf]

Subject and a Predicate

[serene forge]

they lied

[lost vault]

this mf is a sentence

[serene forge]

there are two subjects

[pale wolf]

kill them

[median summit]

readies Ceremonial Dagger

[fringe nebula]

actually a good take on reddit?

[lost vault]

owo

[cosmic sun]

Reddit mob couldn't get em

[pale wolf]

the balatro mp server has a channel specifically for crashing out from losing matches and i think thats hilarious

[cosmic sun]

[glass creek]

This balatro shit gets real serious y'know...

[median summit]

Balatrussy

[lost vault]

took baron ante 1 why did i lose 😭

oh mp

my bad

still

[serene forge]

like mp matches?

[shell dagger]

ohh

[frank grove]

yeah isnt that channel just going to be full of people going "IDOL PLEAK BRO HIT THE JACKS "

[bronze leaf]

It's me. I'm bad at this game

[serene forge]

hi bad at this game im dad

[bronze leaf]

Hi dad can I have $20 and a ride to the mall?

[lost vault]

:o

[earnest flame]

I love vagabond

Easily one of the best jonklers in the game, better than perkeo

[mossy scarab]

ive like never won a game on ghost deck what am i doing wrong dude

[earnest flame]

You need to ghostslop

[mossy scarab]

whats that

[median summit]

Play more on ghost deck

[mossy scarab]

pairproganda

[earnest flame]

Hex ankh on a madness ante 1 and its a win

[mossy scarab]

never got a madness befor

its prolly locked for me im not experienced in this game

[earnest flame]

This is ghost slop

Aka the way roffle plays

[bronze leaf]

A huge amount of it is luck of the draw. You can be as good at the game as anyone can be but still lose to bullshit

[mossy scarab]

flush and pray 💪💪💪

whats ur favourite car

[bronze leaf]

Pair supremacy

[mossy scarab]

pairproganda

[bronze leaf]

The Honda Element :)

[mossy scarab]

nicee corvette c7 is awesome aswell

[humble gulch]

I need a Balatro pvp but not like Balatro multiplayer

[bronze leaf]

I've driven one a couple of times and oh my god it's so great

[visual turtle]

It's balatroing time

[atomic cargo]

Uhhh

[mossy scarab]

whereeee

[atomic cargo]

U need Balatro multiplayer but not Balatro multiplayer

[mossy scarab]

or was it a friend or relative

[bronze leaf]

My partners uncle has one I get to drive when we visit

[atomic cargo]

What do u have against BMP

It’s peak

[humble gulch]

Same seed, each one pick a deck, the winner has to up a stake

[mossy scarab]

awesome my grandad owned a old car i love it but i never got the name of it

[atomic cargo]

U can do that with bmp

[hearty tusk]

ive drove one car in my entire life and it was a Ford Transit in the middle of nowhere travelling with my dad and unc

[atomic cargo]

And some other mods

Someone did it

[hearty tusk]

needlesz to say, I almost killed them

[humble gulch]

I can't mod, you know

[atomic cargo]

Oh

[visual turtle]

Hooray

[atomic cargo]

Just check the internet for 1

[bronze leaf]

That's a Triumph Spitfire

[atomic cargo]

Or just ask in the BMP discord

If any1 has 1

[mossy scarab]

awesome what year

[earnest flame]

You can just do this in the actual game?

[bronze leaf]

Idk it's impossible to tell

[mossy scarab]

1960s i think

[humble gulch]

That's what I'm saying

[earnest flame]

Or do you mean still going against each other on boss blinds?

[mossy scarab]

thats my grandads time

[visual turtle]

2 poor to own anything else

[tall sapphire]

three gold stake winners at a red stake run this feels like lining up your best players to play amateurs

[visual turtle]

there is nothing

but scary face
and that one is kinda

poopy

[earnest flame]

Its not

[visual turtle]

how...?

[earnest flame]

Its strong in the early game

[lost vault]

scary face is scoring

better than nothing

also

take temp

free money :D

7 bucks

after scary ifc

[mental bloom]

Ooooooh that's such a good idea

[humble gulch]

Is this an invitation

[mental bloom]

OFC >:3

[visual turtle]

ok there has been a strange

increase in

tarot cards

[mental bloom]

So for the seeds do we just type the same random shit ?

[lost vault]

skinky seed

trust

[humble gulch]

Scribbly seed

[humble gulch]

I guess

[visual turtle]

I loooove not being able to use face cards outside of high card

[lost vault]

discards exist

:3

[visual turtle]

i got a pair of kings and 1 queen 💔

[lost vault]

hrm

lets see

with doible scary

[humble gulch]

Why would you play that

[lost vault]

a pair of kings would be

[humble gulch]

Just find something better

❤️‍🩹

Like the print screen key

[lost vault]

160 x2

soo

320

[mental bloom]

you still have hands to play your leftover cards

[lost vault]

pair of kings gets you one high card away from winning

[visual turtle]

A. look if I have to take scary face then im using it

B. My computer dies whenever it touches discord

[humble gulch]

I mean, why would you play that hand

[visual turtle]

it's classified as a potato bomb apparently

[lost vault]

play the king pair i think

:3

[visual turtle]

also I made it

with a straight

[lost vault]

that works too

[mental bloom]

yea and other cards on the side if it's not enough

[mental bloom]

perfect

[lost vault]

the king pair was safer though

but whatever works

[visual turtle]

there is nothing (id like to use) in shop

[bronze leaf]

Use the web app instead of the desktop app

[mental bloom]

swash would help you out a bit

[lost vault]

these both make the early game a lot easier

id take swash

[drifting jungle]

Chat my jokers where tuff but i needed more +mult

[lost vault]

not amazing but its unconditional

[echo owl]

I’ve unlocked a third eye now I understand Balatro better I’m on my first gold stake winstreak ever it’s 4 right now

[visual turtle]

I could, but then I'd have to dig through files
and not like, easily take a picture of the thing and trash everything once im done

[mental bloom]

common Throwback W

[bronze leaf]

Not really. You hit print screen, open this channel, hit control V and then enter

[lost vault]

sometimes you have to tske jokers even if you dont like using them

like that one time baron genuinely carried me to a win

[mental bloom]

Windows + Maj + S also works for a quick screenshot

[bronze leaf]

Maj?

[mental bloom]

Oops

Shift

Maj is French

[bronze leaf]

Ah that's what I figured it was

[echo owl]

I am going to destroy Balatro university

[lost vault]

whg

why

[bronze leaf]

Super+Shift+S my beloved

[echo owl]

He ghosted me when I asked him something in this chat one time when he was talking to everyone else

[bronze leaf]

Happens

[echo owl]

I won’t forget this he will forever be my rival

[visual turtle]

Oh my god it's lagging

[heavy heron]

how an evil arc starts

[echo owl]

He is creating the Balatro supervillain

[mental bloom]

yeah that's sometimes the problem

it can take a while to appear

[echo owl]

One time judgement gave me a negative blueprint then I died ante 1

[lost vault]

skill issue

get any scoring joker and youd be okay

[mental bloom]

WHAT

[bronze leaf]

Let they who have never died in ante 1 cast the first stone

[mental bloom]

HOLY PULL

[visual turtle]

test

[mental bloom]

I LOVE JUDGEMENT RAAAAAH

[lost vault]

bonkler!!!!!!

[visual turtle]

yeah id rather just, take a photo rather than do this every time 0_o

[mental bloom]

amazing!!

[mental bloom]

yeah, that would be better...

[visual turtle]

also woah thats what the screen really looks like?

[lost vault]

the best part about capture tool is that it copies the screenshot to clipboard so its easy ti send

[mental bloom]

you seem to have a quite basic laptop

[visual turtle]

never noticed the fish-eye lens

[mental bloom]

yupp

[wraith slate]

speaking of negative blueprint, I've rolled past one on a high ante run cus clicking too fast lol

[mental bloom]

it's CRT

[visual turtle]

it has 4gb of ram, and thats terrible apparently

[mental bloom]

you can disable it in the settings but it's just too pretty

[visual turtle]

i see

[mental bloom]

that's not much indeed

[echo owl]

My laptop has this massive crack on the screen that makes it so I can’t see my score

[lost vault]

i think disabling crt improves performance quite a bit?

[echo owl]

I would punch my computer

[visual turtle]

oh no, the game runs fine

[hearty tusk]

crack it even more

do it

[echo owl]

Ok I’ll go do it rn

[visual turtle]

discord acts
weird

[mental bloom]

new challenge : your score is invisible

[lost vault]

discird alone or with the game

[visual turtle]

discord alone

[waxen quartz]

discord from browser or from app?

[hearty tusk]

new challenge: your fucking laptop is gone, what the hell have you done you god damn psycho

[wraith slate]

anyways, here's a pretty good deep ante run, got 4 bean bug triggers on ante 24 and repeated ante 16 twice for 30 handsize worth of triggers so in other words a really good run

[visual turtle]

also the windows bar is blocking the message box for whatever eason

[echo owl]

It’s not as bad as you’d think cause I can still see the number when it gets scored so I have a general idea what my points are

[wraith slate]

also had no antimatter until this ante lol

[mental bloom]

ahhhhh, I see

[lost vault]

new challenge: meow meow meow meow meow. meow meow.
(all words sre now meow)

[visual turtle]

app specifically. browser seems more stable

[mental bloom]

though i mean as a challenge it could be interesting

[mental bloom]

FIRE

[lost vault]

meow (meow)
+4 meow

[echo owl]

Would be pretty easy just have a calculator with you

[hearty tusk]

pspsppspsps

[mental bloom]

even values are "meow"

[lost vault]

meoeow

:3

[waxen quartz]

the discord app is real shovelware. probably a (or several) boot processes that tie into all kinds of things and break them

[lost vault]

+meow meow

[mental bloom]

ACK, right... awh...

[hearty tusk]

kitty kitty..

[mental bloom]

:33

[hearty tusk]

maul Judgement Glazer

do it

[mental bloom]

WH

😭

WHAT HAVE I DONE

[hearty tusk]

GLAZED TOO HARD, GOD DAMN IT

[mental bloom]

@humble gulch HELP

[lost vault]

maaow

[humble gulch]

What happened?

[mental bloom]

HERE

[lost vault]

i wont maul u

im a good boy

[humble gulch]

🐑

[mental bloom]

thamk you

[hearty tusk]

please maul them

[lost vault]

nah

::

:3

[hearty tusk]

okay scratch them

[mental bloom]

yeah that's just it

[visual turtle]

-# switching back to my default phone camera

there is a card sharp

[lost vault]

i could never

[humble gulch]

It's 1 am

[lost vault]

W material

[hearty tusk]

sigh fine

[mental bloom]

I'm super eepy

Imma go soon

[visual turtle]

also I love getting a straight flush that isn't clubs so it just sits there

[lost vault]

carto is good with bp too

byt idk

[wraith slate]

best negative vagabond ever, just need the ox to make it work lol

[visual turtle]

🥰

[hearty tusk]

mauls at glazer anyway

[lost vault]

meowwo

[mental bloom]

yeah yeah wtv

[hearty tusk]

i am an owl

[mental bloom]

pets you

[lost vault]

pet me

grr

jk

[mental bloom]

pets you too

[waxen quartz]

at this point that hand is good enough to just win, possibly w/out any help from jokers

[hearty tusk]

NOOOoooooooo
-# ooooo

[mental bloom]

I need pats too ay

[bronze leaf]

The discord app is just Google Chrome in a fancy wrapper. That's why it's so heavy - it's running an entire separate web browser on top of whatever other browser you may be using

[wraith slate]

owls are basically flying cats

[hearty tusk]

no i am not

[visual turtle]

cool, i got hermit and emperor

[mental bloom]

seahorses are swimming horses

[lost vault]

yaaay

.3

:3

prr

[mental bloom]

mawwww

[lost vault]

myaan

[visual turtle]

wait no I just realized

[mental bloom]

-w-

[bronze leaf]

Bisexual flush when? 😞

[visual turtle]

I have to drag the jokers

[lost vault]

gay flush

[visual turtle]

so blueprint does the copy thing

[mental bloom]

where my trans flush

[visual turtle]

ah

[hearty tusk]

drag jokers? yeah, those are queens alright

[lost vault]

yes

[lost vault]

drag kings exist too 🙄

[hearty tusk]

are you one

[lost vault]

no

im just a femboy

[mental bloom]

mawww

[hearty tusk]

am a human owl

[lost vault]

nyaaan

im a kitty

[mental bloom]

patpatpat

[lost vault]

w<

[hearty tusk]

i had a son once

his name was tom

great kitty

[mental bloom]

son 😭

[lost vault]

son 😭

[mental bloom]

awwww

[hearty tusk]

yeah

[bronze leaf]

Bisexual trans flush when

[lost vault]

happens

[mental bloom]

me

[lost vault]

evil flush when

[bronze leaf]

Meeeee tooooo

[hearty tusk]

thats your flush

[lost vault]

shhhh

[visual turtle]

omg it's splash

[lost vault]

they dont know im evil...

[bronze leaf]

The straight flush already exists?

[mental bloom]

YAYYYY

[lost vault]

truth nuke?

[lost vault]

more like middh

midsh

spash

[visual turtle]

ummmm sooooo I can like get rid of scary face

[lost vault]

no

[visual turtle]

for mail in rebate

[lost vault]

spash sucks

ooh

[minor portal]

sell blueprint fr

[lost vault]

well rebate isnt a scoring joker

[visual turtle]

also splash is cool

[waxen quartz]

it's be a crime against balatro to not take rebate when you have a copy joker

[lost vault]

so id hold off on selling face

[mental bloom]

splash is goated with mm and vampire

[bronze leaf]

Splash is cool but it's useless if you're doing 5 card hands

[lost vault]

unfortunately it jsut isnt very strong

[visual turtle]

oh well im doing anything atp

[waxen quartz]

probably carto, $ will get you tarot

[bronze leaf]

Splash can be really powerful in a pair run

[lost vault]

yah

[cyan bone]

trade burnt for photo?

[lost vault]

id sell carto

[waxen quartz]

but depends on how much face actually contributes to your score

[lost vault]

why copying chad

[visual arch]

guys, my hand size is five. why is this not unlocking?

[visual turtle]

there's also square joker but ummmm

[cyan bone]

lucky/gold seal money

[mental bloom]

hand size is the cards you're holding

[lost vault]

fair

[mental bloom]

make sure it's not the amount of cards that are left in your deck

[lost vault]

and yes sell burnt

[visual arch]

Yes.

[visual turtle]

I think I may be too deep in for me to use pairs

[visual arch]

See, 5/5

[mental bloom]

indeed

[lost vault]

is it seeded

[mental bloom]

hmmmm...

seeded?

[visual arch]

no

[lost vault]

challenge run?

[visual arch]

nope

[lost vault]

modded?

hrm

[mental bloom]

nope its ghost

[minor portal]

have you tried closing and opening balatro again

[lost vault]

get good

[cyan bone]

I'm just debating if I should continue ramping my flush levels since it's only ante 5 and photo is common so it comes around

[waxen quartz]

consider card sharp. whatever hand you're playing you have to be able to do 2 of them

[lost vault]

you can level up without burnt too

much more likely than finding another photo

[cyan bone]

ofc ofc it just ramps a lot faster

[minor portal]

burnt joker my +1 hc level

[cyan bone]

bye burnt hello photochadstoneprint

[minor portal]

because I forget that I have it

[visual turtle]

I see

[lost vault]

forgot oops

[visual arch]

Not seeded.

[mental bloom]

hmmmm

weird...

[visual turtle]

Oooh I could skip for a negative card

[mental bloom]

@humble gulch I see you idiot

[minor portal]

try completing the run ig

[waxen quartz]

you're an egg or gift card away from just winning so maybe not such a hot idea 🙂

[visual turtle]

alright

[cloud sinew]

Holy shit

Idol would be viable in ante 8

[tawdry epoch]

would burglar still give the 3+ hands on the needle

[minor portal]

Yes

[visual turtle]

Yea

[minor portal]

It also gives you a hat

[cyan bone]

oops all photochadstonestorm

[lost vault]

wowie

[visual turtle]

I may or may not give up

[lost vault]

why give up

and mor eimportantly

why not copying card sharp

xmult is almost always gonna be better than +chips

[minor portal]

because chips taste better than xmult

[visual turtle]

I haven't been able to play the same hand twice

because I keep winning

[lost vault]

what even hand sre you playing

[lost vault]

then why give up qwq

[cloud sinew]

132 rerolls

[lost vault]

-6 dollar

[serene forge]

I hate Negative Tag

[visual turtle]

20,000 is like, a lot

[astral topaz]

-5

[visual turtle]

Compared to 7500

[cloud sinew]

ante 8 moment

[lost vault]

no point in giving up

also

with card sharp active you'd score 9X what youd normally score

[serene forge]

didn't you just say you kept winning

so fast that you didn't need carp sharp

[visual turtle]

Yeah
But those were small numerals

(small in this game)

[serene forge]

the blind before this was like 4000 lol

that's not that big of a jump

[cloud sinew]

but you have 9x score if you just play the same hand twice and copy card sharp

[visual turtle]

Alright then

Finally I get to copy it

[waxen quartz]

swash on the left

[visual turtle]

omg there is a banana

[lost vault]

always put +mult to the left of xmult

(not alwyas but almost always)

[half rivet]

Joker Idea: Dice Set.

"All odds become a 1 in 2. For every random chance trigger, increase denominator by 1 (cannot increase itself, nor does this triggering trigger it a second time. This Joker overrides Oops! All 6s)

[visual turtle]

Do I replace banana with swash?

[half rivet]

Depends on your build.

[lost vault]

this is ridiculously strong with lucky cards

[serene forge]

probably

[lost vault]

1 in 3 for 20 dollars

[serene forge]

swishbonkler sucks

[visual turtle]

it has a big fat +13 mult

[half rivet]

not for long it ain't. it'll go from 1 in 2, to 1 in 3, to 4, and so on, making it eventually near-impossible to trigger them

[visual turtle]

so lucky cards still suck

[lost vault]

gang they are 1 in 15 by default

[lost vault]

never did

[cyan bone]

I wanna take that lucky cat so bad

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[half rivet]

yes but trigger them 15 times and the odds are worse. and this is PER CARD, so if every one triggers for 3 hands straight that's a higher chance than normal

[lost vault]

assuming they actuvate every round (which they wont) thats still 13 rounds where this is a good thing

[visual turtle]

are you trying to say that

the odds start out high

[lost vault]

its still absurdly strong

[visual turtle]

but decrease over time

[lost vault]

1 in 3-7 for 20 bucks is great

even if its just

[shell dagger]

op with cavendish

[lost vault]

short term econ

[serene forge]

that doesn't matter when you're getting like 60 dollars after 1 turn from your lucky cards 😭

[lost vault]

20 is a lot

[half rivet]

for like 4 rounds max, bet you're a baromime slave so why argue anyway

[visual turtle]

Lucky cat will be useful

[lost vault]

???

[visual turtle]

if that joker exists

[lost vault]

pulling shit out of the ass

[serene forge]

it already is

[lost vault]

baron fucking sucks

[serene forge]

ad hominem fallacy

[visual turtle]

awaiting the day I get lucky cat

and my 5 lucky cards don't trigger

[lost vault]

making up a random insult and going with it to avoid making a real point

clever

[visual turtle]

Because the seed hates me

[serene forge]

projection methinks

[visual turtle]

or something

idk

[lost vault]

maybe

[serene forge]

they love baron so everyone else must love baron too

[half rivet]

no it is linked by the fact that you use the most broken build but complain about a contender to overthrow your yaoi

[shell dagger]

the short term benefit on lucky cards is pretty strong

[visual turtle]

baron is poo

[lost vault]

god forbid someone ponts out that your joker idea isnt balanced

lmao

[visual turtle]

I loooove having to make 3000 king cards

[serene forge]

says more about you that you think baron mime is broken

[lost vault]

baron mime is not viable outside of endless

[serene forge]

also yuri is better

[lost vault]

i dont olay endless

[visual turtle]

or get the hand size to be higher because I will either discard or use them

[lost vault]

i oike yaoi more

[tawdry epoch]

thats over 200$ from lucky cards and its amazing at the start

[half rivet]

IS FUN A CRIME

[lost vault]

also, baron mime isnt even an econ strat

[lost vault]

no but if you want unbalanced go play cryptid

[half rivet]

CAN I NOT THINK ABOUT HAVING A FUN JOKER

[lost vault]

dude

[waxen quartz]

baron is econ

[half rivet]

YOU PEOPLE ARE MISERABLE

[visual turtle]

you can

[lost vault]

nobody is saying you cant

in just saying this joker idea isnt balanced

[visual turtle]

but they're being realistic

[serene forge]

this is like the time where someone took a reddit joker idea and modded it into the game and then hit naneinf on round 6 with it

[lost vault]

if tou want it to be unbalanced, great

you won

[scenic mortar]

I did it in my art class, what y'all think?

[half rivet]

BECAUSE I CAME UP WITH IT IN 5 MINUTES. OBVIOUSLY IT WOULD BE CHANGED, LEARN SOME COMMON SENSE

[visual turtle]

Paper Joker (common):
Gives a random lucky card at the start of each blind

[lost vault]

hey man, you do know the point of criticism is to bring change right

[serene forge]

mf you literally are advertising a reddit server in your bio 😭

[lost vault]

its not to say youre stupid

[cyan bone]

Nobody's saying you can't come up with an idea, they're just giving genuine feedback on how it could be changed

[lost vault]

if i criticise your joker for being op then maybe consider that if you wanna change it instead of being a self righteous dickbag

[scenic mortar]

Lol

[half rivet]

yep, was drunk when i did that. wait WHAT DO YOU MEAN 8K FOLLOWERS?!

genuinely had no idea all this time lmfao

[serene forge]

aren't you too young to be drinking

[scenic mortar]

3 classes doing that

[visual turtle]

?

[lost vault]

chat is this larp

[serene forge]

damn i feel ancient but I can't even drink yet

[visual turtle]

so
if seeing is believing,
I will change my point of view about lucky cards & lucky cat if it helps me win a run

[waxen quartz]

it's 11 oclock somewhere, go ahead

[visual turtle]

or comes close actually

[half rivet]

see for yourself. got a friend to run it and ignored it since lol

[lost vault]

lucky cards are decent economy

[lost vault]

okay

[visual turtle]

1/15

[lost vault]

i dont care about reddit

in the slightest

[serene forge]

you don't use lucky cards for scoring unless its lucky cat

[half rivet]

fair enough

[cyan bone]

bait or larp, call it

[serene forge]

you use it for money generation

[half rivet]

i kind of don't either tbh

[visual turtle]

though it somehow works more than wheel of fortune

[lost vault]

its an average of 1.66667 dollars per trigger it somethung

[lost vault]

yeah usually you trigger lucky cards more than you use the wheel

[serene forge]

if you were able to play 5 wheels a turn then you wouldn't feel that way

[visual turtle]

But like, you have to have 15 of them to guarantee (or come close?) it?

[serene forge]

that's not how probability works

[lost vault]

uhhh

nope

you could have 1000 of them and still have it mot trigger

[serene forge]

1 in 15 chance doesn't mean guaranteed every 15 times

[lost vault]

or 5 of them and have it trigger every time

[half rivet]

also i don't judge but looking at your bio it seems you are a hypocrite

[lost vault]

both bery unlikely but possible

[visual turtle]

Soooo it's
bad?

[serene forge]

its not a gacha game

[lost vault]

i dont even know what point youre trying to make here

[shell dagger]

1.33

[lost vault]

nust say youre homophobic

or you hate furries

or whatever

[serene forge]

cmon thunk give me my 4 star limited edition negative canio

[lost vault]

no brah

[half rivet]

bi actually, just think it's ironic when yr'oue bio is that corny

[lost vault]

im jist saying probability isnt statistically perfect

[serene forge]

"I don't judge"
looks inside
judgment

[visual turtle]

Ohhh

[lost vault]

oh no random user thinks im corny

time to redacted

[half rivet]

they renamed the arcane pack?

[serene forge]

that doesn't mean anything

[lost vault]

dont judge a person by their bio

[visual turtle]

yeah

[serene forge]

depends

[tawdry epoch]

create a random joker when used?

[half rivet]

once again, hypocrisy

[serene forge]

some people should be judged by it

[visual turtle]

why did I make a strawpage again

[lost vault]

i feel like you dont know what this word means

because at no point have i been a hypocrite

[lost vault]

true

[half rivet]

saw a guy on here whose bio was ascii of hitler so agreed

[lost vault]

i thibk my bio's pretty fine though

a little cringe maybe

[visual turtle]

so im supposed to hope that lucky cards trigger enough times to give me, say x3 mult for lucky cat?

[lost vault]

but i dont care

[serene forge]

keep in mind this guy exploded when we said we didn't think their idea was balanced

[lost vault]

cringe is cringe

[serene forge]

god forbid a guy has fun or something

[waxen quartz]

about that on average. ways to repeat played cards are really welcome

[lost vault]

exacrly

[half rivet]

I CALL BULLSHIT

you are criticising me for putting a funny little subreddit in my bio when yours is THAT

[lost vault]

no correlation image

im not even criticising your bio

[serene forge]

do you want other people to know that you use reddit

[lost vault]

that was hornet

[half rivet]

based steins;gate though

[serene forge]

because I don't

[half rivet]

do you think it matters?

[serene forge]

if one of my friends saw me using reddit I would actually die

[lost vault]

if i used reddit i would not let everyone know i did

luckily i dont

[visual turtle]

How am I supposed to get a seal...? Especially if spectral packs don't have deja vu. And what if I don't have mime or hanging chad?

[half rivet]

and?

[lost vault]

also genuinely whats your issue with my bio

[serene forge]

if you don't hate yourself yes

[lost vault]

like do tell

[waxen quartz]

hanging chad's a common, always turns up. sock, seltzer, hack are uncommon, less so

[half rivet]

i literally made that account solely to create an arc raiders shitpost sub because one didn't exist yet

[visual turtle]

I see

[half rivet]

have barely used it since

[shell dagger]

[lost vault]

good for you i dont care

one of my closest friends uses reddit daily

[pale wolf]

i once showed my friend a funny reddit comment I thought was just in his lane of humor
and it was his comment

[lost vault]

it doesnt bother me that much

[half rivet]

were you laying on your back and kicking your feet at me while typing that?

[lost vault]

i just dont personally use it

[lost vault]

i am laying on my back yes

though i kick my feet in different situations

[tawdry epoch]

we can all agree abstract joker is the goat anyway

[half rivet]

judging by that bio i wonder why...

[lost vault]

i said i dont care because i dont care

[lost vault]

because thats what people fucking do when theyre in bed

[serene forge]

lmaooo

[visual turtle]

Oh gosh all this chatting made me forget about the wall

[half rivet]

lmao

[lost vault]

am i supposed to be sitting upright in bed

god forbid a boy be comfy

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[half rivet]

god forbid a boy make a joke

[waxen quartz]

50k? should be able to get that

[lost vault]

whats the joke

[visual turtle]

20k

[lost vault]

your bio says your gay therefore you lay down and kick your feet

what

[pale wolf]

i love it when my legs fall asleep from mattress

[half rivet]

that you're getting... well you know I'd probably get banned for finishing that sentence

[visual turtle]

yummy glass cards

ok so mail in says 10

should I do

[lost vault]

i dont have sex while using discord

[visual turtle]

9 - 5 and hope I draw a 5

[half rivet]

because that would be an oxymoron

[visual turtle]

or like
don't

[lost vault]

is that not what you were implying

[hollow moss]

What is the argument here?😭

[serene forge]

awaaaaaaa

[lost vault]

idek

im just definding this guy's weird jabs at my bio

[half rivet]

because it was a JOKE

[waxen quartz]

it's safe to greed for money unless you have no 5s or other 10s

[lost vault]

funny joke

[knotty zodiac]

u see, sex good
being bottom bad

sooo funnnyyy! tell it again

def not homophobic

[lost vault]

because thats all that femboys do

[half rivet]

why thank you

[lost vault]

lawl

[serene forge]

i do not agree

[half rivet]

wait fr

[lost vault]

im veing sarcastic

[serene forge]

zakka do you like bloodstone

[lost vault]

when the puncline i sjust

haha sex

its not s good joke

[half rivet]

only used it twice but yes

[serene forge]

blocked

[half rivet]

and it's discord is there anyone trying here... at anything?

[lost vault]

yea

[half rivet]

I DON'T PLAY ENOUGH TO ROLL IT I'M SORRY

[hollow moss]

Bloodstone is peak ESPECIALLY with the oops all 6s

[visual turtle]

i survived

[frank grove]

What are your thoughts on 8 ball

[half rivet]

never got them both together but can imagine

[lost vault]

usually jokes are supposed to make people laugh

[half rivet]

HOLY REACT SPAM

[visual turtle]

✅

[lost vault]

bloodstone is stinky

[visual turtle]

If you guys can hope for Lucky cat then I think I can hope for bloodstone

with oops all 6's

[hollow moss]

Signs point to yes

[tawdry epoch]

orrrrr play ancient joker and get that with 1 joker slot and no combo needed

[visual turtle]

by itself
ehhhhh

[serene forge]

it manages to smell worse than vagabond

[half rivet]

btw how do yall have blue names

[visual turtle]

I saw that picture of bloodstone

[lost vault]

truth nule

[visual turtle]

not hitting

[lost vault]

thunk gave me one

:3

[hollow moss]

Yeah but with the oops you also have higher luck with the lucky cards👀

[serene forge]

have you considered

ancient oops

[pale wolf]

WHIH

[tawdry epoch]

yea but i dont like the shade of yellow of lucky cards

[lost vault]

i hate showman

[half rivet]

wait how

[serene forge]

what

[visual turtle]

Oh no it's the needle

[serene forge]

skill (you don't have any)

[lost vault]

i understood his very funny joke and he gave it to me

[visual turtle]

What do I do

Well not now

but

later

[pale wolf]

NWIH

[lost vault]

:3

[serene forge]

what does whih mean

[median needle]

What if we all type messages in #ceremonial-dagger right now but just don't send them okay?

[pale wolf]

n nothing

[half rivet]

you just say "localthubk, hear my plea give blue name, fill me with glee" or some shit

[serene forge]

why are you stammering over text zebra

[lost vault]

no if you ask for joker role then you dont get it

[tawdry epoch]

yes

[half rivet]

ikr

[pale wolf]

i accidentally missed the backspace button

[lost vault]

for like a month or so thunk talked here pretty often

so weve chatted a bit

[serene forge]

and put a space instead?

[visual turtle]

ahhh

imagine I said that

[median needle]

Oh it's LocalThunks #1 best friend here

[visual turtle]

flatly

[pale wolf]

im ngl im not very coordinwted rn

[lost vault]

nah

[half rivet]

guessing it's like the recon helmet from halo 3? literally just pick you at random?

[serene forge]

go home zeba youre drunk

[median needle]

Yeah me and LovalRhunk were just such good friends he gave me the joker role without me even asking

[lost vault]

it wasnt random

[waxen quartz]

just practice drawing an 11k hand in 3 discards

[lost vault]

like i said

i understood a joke he made

[visual turtle]

I don't even know what hand gets me 11k

[lost vault]

that nobody else understood

[half rivet]

wait it wasn't? what could i have done to get one then lol

[visual turtle]

since I can't use card sharp

[lost vault]

it was a dunny bit he kept saying the same joke

[lost vault]

i dunno

theres not like specific reqs

[ebon condor]

be active a few months ago

[lost vault]

im just telling you how i pereonalllu got it

personally

[ebon condor]

was this the civil chat era btw?

[lost vault]

i didnt get it in that era

[frank grove]

Well generally be active when he’s active, don’t ask for it, and get his jokes I guess 😭

[half rivet]

well clearly i did it somehow. would boot up my 360 for proof but it's in storage

[pale wolf]

mfw im chronically online but never when thunk is

[cedar sable]

hi balatro

[knotty zodiac]

there's a special club and zakka's not in it

[cedar sable]

rip

[median needle]

Stop being mean to me Wilhelm

[lost vault]

oh i thought you meant the joker role

no i have no idea what you were even referemcing there

[half rivet]

no

[pale wolf]

does anyone know how you get the scribly joker role

[visual turtle]

Like ummm

[lost vault]

i have never played halo 3

[half rivet]

wdym? you've never played halo 3?

[lost vault]

i only really played the first halo

[half rivet]

THE TIMING

[lost vault]

and that was a long time ago

[visual turtle]

my evil little hand levels

and the straight that's level 4

[pale wolf]

i home

[lost vault]

i meant the joker role isnt random

[half rivet]

but for context before it was unlocked by default the devs gave it out to specific people (thousands but i was one of them)

[lost vault]

cool

[visual turtle]

Ok wait idea

I can copy

Banana

[knotty zodiac]

youre going to need xmult that's not card sharp

[serene forge]

you mean the used napkin

[visual turtle]

for +mult, then swap to use card sharp

[serene forge]

that's pretty easy

[visual turtle]

That'll be impossible

especially if it's like one I have to scale

[waxen quartz]

you have $50, means you see 12 cards + packs. gotta be something

well not gotta be, but likely to find something

[knotty zodiac]

hm 4oak face could do it

if banana doesnt pop

[visual turtle]

that's impossible

[knotty zodiac]

then you need a solution

[visual turtle]

Or improbable

I have 11 face cards

[half rivet]

also til 5oak is dogshit

[knotty zodiac]

besides xmult there's also bones, luchador, and boss reroll

maybe retrigger for scary face

[visual turtle]

Welp

I have 61 dollars

[lost vault]

outclassed by 4oak yes

[visual turtle]

Do I reroll now?

[half rivet]

yeah that's why i said it

[lost vault]

:p

[cloud sinew]

I love zodiac

[half rivet]

also come on did no one find my "they renamed the arcana pack?" funny?

[knotty zodiac]

i would space out your rerolls before the boss, try to get the same number of rerolls (maximized)

[ancient gyro]

thousand yard stare build

[lost vault]

what

[half rivet]

scroll up

[visual turtle]

So 6 rerolls per shop?

[lost vault]

where

[half rivet]

just look i'm not doing it at 1am

[knotty zodiac]

you think youll have enough money to do $45 worth of rerolls every round?

[lost vault]

nah

[ancient gyro]

im not looking for that shit

[cloud sinew]

I looked and i cant find it

[visual turtle]

Probably not?

[waxen quartz]

when it's that or lose, don't spend below 20 on this round

[pale wolf]

challenge deck lookin

[lost vault]

i did look a little

i gave up agter i got to the halo 3 stuff

[ancient gyro]

joke so bad he deleted it and later developed schizophrenia

[knotty zodiac]

with rebate i think u can probably spend around $25-30 a round if u roll to 0 by boss blind

[cloud sinew]

huge

[visual turtle]

ok I got Blackboard

ummm what should I get rid of

[lost vault]

yuge

[pale wolf]

is rebate cheating?

[ancient gyro]

maybe

[solemn flume]

Yes but if everyone's cheating no one is

[knotty zodiac]

if you can survive with card sharp id keep it

[modern panther]

Dumb question: can riff-raff spawn more riff-raffs?

[knotty zodiac]

same with rebate

so ig scary face goes

[pale wolf]

with showman

[waxen quartz]

how many face cards have you actually played lately? is that needed?

[lost vault]

mew

[knotty zodiac]

do math first tho

[visual turtle]

Not a lot

I killed it off

[pale wolf]

billions

[waxen quartz]

k. try really hard to do 11k your first hand this round

[pale wolf]

beautiful erratic seed

[knotty zodiac]

i think pair banana foil blueprint-blackboard wins

[knotty zodiac]

5 eternal econ joker build

[pale wolf]

im on a burner profile just messin around rn

dont count for my streak

[visual turtle]

There's no hope

[knotty zodiac]

its literally winning

wait

blackboard pair aces

aaj54

joker order banana blueprint blackboard

[visual turtle]

Oookay

[knotty zodiac]

but like

[visual turtle]

Phew it made it

[knotty zodiac]

try to calculate the score before you play to understand why it worked

bc your joker order needs work...

[waxen quartz]

ignore...didn't calc for aces

[visual turtle]

The lucky card hit too

(i used the tarot)

[waxen quartz]

so 50ish x 45 ish x 9? works without the lucky hit

(20 less mult)

[pale wolf]

theres no difference

[knotty zodiac]

ya you have the right idea

the chip is closer to 80-100 bc of foil + aces + potential planet levels

[waxen quartz]

k, like 20k. by an eyelash without the foil and the lucky hit

[viral raft]

What's up folks!

[knotty zodiac]

the ceiling

[waxen quartz]

thinking tg_03's game is won unless mouth or eye come up

[viral raft]

wat 😭

[knotty zodiac]

what's down is the floor 🙃

ill be here all day folks 🥁

[viral raft]

✍️

[knotty zodiac]

ya pretty close

[waxen quartz]

well focusing straight in a 54 card deck. even red stake disaster awaits...

granted 6 hands and 3 discards should be able to find almost any 5 cards in the deck

[visual turtle]

There's no hope x2

why does it have to be this one

[waxen quartz]

you have 6 hands, it can happen. x27 does a lot

[visual turtle]

Alright then

[knotty zodiac]

54 w ramen

[waxen quartz]

wait, x54

[ancient gyro]

x54

[shell dagger]

club h8 club

[fringe nebula]

there's hope tho?

[knotty zodiac]

i think pairs is just winning

[fringe nebula]

just make blueprint copy blackboard

[knotty zodiac]

blackboard pairs

[viral raft]

just sell Rebate for a scoring joker and you will win lol

[knotty zodiac]

ditch the straight

[waxen quartz]

try to bring a world and or club tarot into the boss

[knotty zodiac]

no more scoring needed

assuming swash is at 18+, that's 1000 mult. lv1 pair + foil is 60 chips

[visual turtle]

oh it's time

[viral raft]

gg wp

[shell dagger]

ez

[knotty zodiac]

now trivial lol

[lost vault]

goodbye rebate

[shell dagger]

sell card sharp ofc, you could get voucher skip into heiro into the eye

[lost vault]

maybe i should get back into balayro

[viral raft]

sell Ramen so you are allowed to discard

[knotty zodiac]

how do you like balayro over this clown game

[viral raft]

tust

[visual turtle]

wow it's a win

[lost vault]

idk

[visual turtle]

It's going to be a long way to get

erratic deck

[lost vault]

cavendih was NOT necessary lol

good find tho

[visual turtle]

You never know

[lost vault]

if it was a pair run i do know

[ancient gyro]

the build says it all

[knotty zodiac]

tg tries to play straight and gets railroaded by the jokers back into pairs lol

[visual turtle]

so NOW it wants to show up

I have 5 lucky cards which can form a full house

[ancient gyro]

flop house

[viral raft]

literally any other hand is better than house 😭

[visual turtle]

yeah there's
little point in getting it now

[waxen quartz]

ya but this isn't getting you to an orange stake win. yellow still your highest stake deck?

[visual turtle]

No checkered deck is

But I will die (not literally/game-wise) if I don't get flushes

[waxen quartz]

it's up to orange?

[visual turtle]

so I don't want to do that one

[visual turtle]

Yeah

[waxen quartz]

first ante is free b/c you can draw 2 flushes easy. not as safe a start as yellow but not bad

you get to see 3 or 4 shops before you have to commit to anything

[knotty zodiac]

econ tier list. wip. nitpick away 🙂