🕹・game-discussion

[serene forge]

???

[cloud sinew]

Me when toneless medium

[pallid ferry]

matpat Please Stop! gif

[humble gulch]

In a place where everyone is wrong, being right means nothing

🐑

[earnest flame]

jokers are optional for beating a gold stake run, doesnt make them not important?

[cloud sinew]

didnt need the what
-# /j

[lost vault]

what

[serene forge]

false equivalence fallacy

[frank grove]

huh

[cloud sinew]

you dont know that every run is beatable without jokers

[lost vault]

jokers are usually necessary for winning

[viral raft]

"the goats" and 2 of them are literally frauds 😭

[serene forge]

no no you see, nuance is woke

so that's not allowed

[azure copper]

hi

[lost vault]

my bad

im too woke

[cloud sinew]

you can win once without jokers ≠ jokers are not necessary for winning every run

[pallid ferry]

[viral raft]

sell value

[ebon condor]

nuance? i prefer the old ance

[lost vault]

you took the photo???

[azure copper]

...

[lost vault]

gang

[serene forge]

boss

[humble gulch]

What about a mildly used ance

[pale wolf]

It's okay, their decision was right because they happened to high roll

[pallid ferry]

🙂‍↕️

[ebon condor]

still old ance

[serene forge]

i sentence you to chrome hearts golden

[azure copper]

do i get this?

what happened

[lost vault]

no theyre literally being carried by chips

[humble gulch]

What about a seance

[lost vault]

whcih is common for plasma dont get me wrong

[cloud sinew]

this is like 20 pixels

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[lost vault]

but like

[azure copper]

Ok

[lost vault]

ttm wouldve been much better

[humble gulch]

Jolly antico

[ebon condor]

seance? okay. ance

[azure copper]

monkey see numbers monkey happy

[azure copper]

🔥

[cloud sinew]

you not monkey

[lost vault]

what

[pallid ferry]

i wish we had a gold stake emoji to send when someone said something smart as opposed to the white stake emoji

[lost vault]

ttm has numbers

-.-

[serene forge]

[viral raft]

individual 😭

[pallid ferry]

🥹

[humble gulch]

Seance?, more like seance

[serene forge]

they want to kill themself because now the tribe will appear in their runs

[cloud sinew]

[hearty tusk]

this is so fucking funny

[pallid ferry]

[serene forge]

FIFTEEN THOUSAND

UPVOTES

LMAO

[pallid ferry]

we smiling

[viral raft]

yep, crazy

[lost vault]

we cant be serious

[willow frost]

whats that mean

[hearty tusk]

am gonna use it once i beat gs black deck

[lost vault]

guys its so fucking hard to play the game without playing flushes

whatever will we do

[humble gulch]

Stop sending Reddit posts, it's bad for our mental health

❤️‍🩹

[lost vault]

true ture

[willow frost]

its great for my mental health idk

[pallid ferry]

play anything but checkered

[willow frost]

really gives meaning to life

[hearty tusk]

or plasma

[lost vault]

even with checkered its not that hard

[halcyon moon]

yo chat

[serene forge]

my actual reaction as a new player was
"hm i guess i'll try winning without flushes"
"oh nice it's a flush jo- bruh 2x fucking sucks"

[humble gulch]

Checkered is a pairs/flush house deck

[pallid ferry]

yeah true

[azure copper]

do i sell showman for road

[frank grove]

this horrible ass lineup 😭

[hearty tusk]

so fucking real

[serene forge]

sell photo

[azure copper]

STOP!

[humble gulch]

Real

[cloud sinew]

Sell showman for burger tbh

[halcyon moon]

could sum1 tell me what shouldve i upgraded on ts run cus i lost in ante 8

[serene forge]

sell photo now

[serene forge]

post seed

[viral raft]

Flushes is NOT the best hand 😭

11K

[halcyon moon]

i didnt get it sorry

[frank grove]

11k 😨

[cloud sinew]

Lol

[humble gulch]

What do you mean high card

[lost vault]

im sure they frel smart after posting this

[cloud sinew]

So many people think theyre in the top 1% of players

[pallid ferry]

im the hit the road enthusiast but no

[ebon condor]

bro fell down the hill someone help him

[cloud sinew]

its like how 92% of people think theyre above average at driving

[hearty tusk]

flushes are only good for your first hand on the first round of the game, and even then Full house can sometimes be better

[viral raft]

just because they can naneinf in whitestake they already think that they're above average

[lost vault]

im so good at driving

:3

[ebon condor]

i, on the other hand, KNOW im in the top 1% of players

[hearty tusk]

i have motiom sickness and i fucking suck at driving

[viral raft]

flush is only good in early runs

[lost vault]

darn!

[humble gulch]

The only thing this image proved is that the dunning-krugger effect exists and they're part of it

[pallid ferry]

im in the bottom 99% of players

[viral raft]

then is only AJ to make it viable

[halcyon moon]

we prefer straight

[ebon condor]

something something dunning-krueger

[hearty tusk]

STRAIGHT?!

WHERE

[cloud sinew]

I know I am, im autistic as fuck about this game and have spent hundreds of hours challenging myself to be a better player

[serene forge]

1 in 8 men think they can score a point against serena williams in tennis

[halcyon moon]

idk look somewhere else i aint straight

[azure copper]

do i sell blue or showman for socks

[hearty tusk]

am bi

[lost vault]

glad im not one of those 8

[pallid ferry]

give them some green dice covered in sixes they got that

[azure copper]

dont mind black screenshot

[hearty tusk]

i be diving in all of em

[ebon condor]

1 in 8 balatro players think they can score a point against balatro university in tennis

[halcyon moon]

cool?

[hearty tusk]

nice

cool

[azure copper]

run it back bro

[halcyon moon]

sell everything

[hearty tusk]

lets do it

[azure copper]

alright

gg

[pallid ferry]

thank GOD im not one of those 8

[lost vault]

1 in 8 balatro players think that getting a high score in endless makes them good at the game

[viral raft]

-> open pack with low econ
-> hold Scary face for no reason
-> round 9 in ante 4

[hearty tusk]

alright ladies, gents and non-binas were runnin it back for tonight:

which deck should be the next that i goldstake? Ghost gone

[halcyon moon]

6 in 8 think that flushes are great

[frank grove]

have you done abandoned yet?

[pallid ferry]

guys.. i scored e20… time to challenge doc from balatro university.. 😼

[lost vault]

truth

[hearty tusk]

Only ghost is gone

[halcyon moon]

seeded run btw

[hearty tusk]

ABANDONED IT IS

[ebon condor]

shit thats my highscore... think im ready?

[pallid ferry]

-# SHHHH DONT TELL THEM MY SECRETS

[cloud sinew]

I think I could beat doc in a 1v1 like... maybe 10% of the time

[viral raft]

white stake*

[halcyon moon]

checkerd deck

[pallid ferry]

i could beat doc in a 1v1 like 0% of the time

[humble gulch]

Is that a Nullscape reference

[serene forge]

sell photo

[hearty tusk]

-# maybe

:D

[halcyon moon]

heh even when odds are against me, im still going to lose

[ebon condor]

i be grappling in all of em

[cloud sinew]

hooks:

[viral raft]

i could beat doc if he let me break his arms and make him blindfold 🔥

[lost vault]

i could beat doc in a balatro 1v1 if it wasnt balatro and instead a fist figjt

[halcyon moon]

i could beat doc if he didn't even play

[cloud sinew]

I could not

[lost vault]

i probably couldnt eather im a weak ass twink

[hearty tusk]

drownin in ladies and gents😛😛😛
-# i am a cannibal

[halcyon moon]

id still lose tho

[pallid ferry]

youre going to put hornet in a coma stop scaring her 😨

[ebon condor]

i coul score a point vs balatro university in tennis

[lost vault]

better chance than balatro though

[tawny bough]

YESSS EYS 0E EF MY FIRST NANEINF IS HERE!

[pallid ferry]

TRUE SAME

[hearty tusk]

am not

[cloud sinew]

I could beat him in a race to my house

[hearty tusk]

not saying am gonna fight doc tho

doc is good

doc is great

[pallid ferry]

i could beat doc at being bad at video games

[frank grove]

i think if doc spent a week on geoguesser maxing he could have a chance

[hearty tusk]

doc can have me as his bodyguard eveb if i cant defend him

[halcyon moon]

moded balatro is fun but the Normal one is far more better

[cloud sinew]

he could not

[turbid nova]

Remember to reroll the plant 👀

[lost vault]

i could be doc spectred in a meowing contest

[tawny bough]

this isnt modded

[lost vault]

beat

not be

[tawny bough]

i just have texture packs

[lost vault]

qwq

[ebon condor]

naw he sweeps

[tawny bough]

here goes

[humble gulch]

I'm a strong twink

[tawny bough]

oh fuck almost didnt copy burger

[lost vault]

you dont lnow mu game

[lost vault]

👀

[ebon condor]

i need a strong twink...

[pallid ferry]

so could i totally
“alright i got this.. woof- god DAMNIT”

[lost vault]

nyah

[hearty tusk]

hi lol

[lost vault]

so true

[viral raft]

i could fight Doc if he lets me play cryptid mod while he plays on a gold stake black deck (tough fight but i have some chances)

[halcyon moon]

strong and twink in the same sentence

[pallid ferry]

bye disintegrates

[hearty tusk]

you called?

[lost vault]

ever heard of a twunk

[pallid ferry]

trunk

[hearty tusk]

i might be a twunk

[viral raft]

tunk

[hearty tusk]

no am not

[viral raft]

wth is Twunk

[pallid ferry]

like.. like a tree

[glass creek]

Wtf is going on here

[pallid ferry]

i like trees

[halcyon moon]

is that a new joker?

[hearty tusk]

a trunk twink

[lost vault]

its a twink hunk

[hearty tusk]

a truck twink

[pallid ferry]

twinkle twinkle little star

[turbid nova]

localtwunk

[halcyon moon]

unc watch and observe

[viral raft]

Twunk is like evil Twink or something

[lost vault]

localhunk

[viral raft]

this chat is so doomed

[lost vault]

nah, twinks are evil >:3

[hearty tusk]

localchunk

[pallid ferry]

fuck… it’s genius.. why didn’t i think of that

[hearty tusk]

localblank?

[tawny bough]

my first first naneinf ever unseeded unmodded

[azure copper]

what!

[lost vault]

ever??

[tawny bough]

yep!!!!!!!!

[azure copper]

i sell socks right?

[lost vault]

meow

[tawny bough]

im so fucking happy

only started learning how to naneinf 2 days ago

[halcyon moon]

2X mult for every sigma sentence

[viral raft]

GG WP!

[tawny bough]

and i finally got it today!!!!!!!

[cloud sinew]

ifunny.co

[pallid ferry]

i should try to do naneinf

[lost vault]

no you shouldnt

save urself

its so boring

[tawny bough]

funnest thing ive done in balatro btw

[pallid ferry]

don’t impregnate me

[halcyon moon]

congrats unc hope that you dont lose your limbs somehow

[lost vault]

oki

twin ...

[hearty tusk]

OH FOR FUCK SAKE

[viral raft]

statues: true ✅

[halcyon moon]

see kids?dont use roblox exploits

[tawny bough]

wait cant this run get to anti 39? or no

[lost vault]

statues

[humble gulch]

Bro got hacked

[tawny bough]

can this get anti 39? idk much abt anti 39

[viral raft]

statues 🗿

[pallid ferry]

wait what..

[halcyon moon]

roblox exploits

[lost vault]

🗿: true

[viral raft]

b-but i want my robux :CCCC

[hearty tusk]

too bad

[tawny bough]

NOOOO I RUINED IT I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED SCORING ANIMATIONS OFFFF

[humble gulch]

Cheats are the ultimate proof of skill issue

[hearty tusk]

i are them

[tawny bough]

NOOOOOOO

this is...

fuck

[halcyon moon]

yea just like moded balatro

[hearty tusk]

whar

[tawny bough]

i guess we go again

[pallid ferry]

i mean i was gonna finish the challenges first but golden needle will be the death of me

[serene forge]

I <3 women

[halcyon moon]

i played balatro for 6 months and until last month i realized there was challenges

[pallid ferry]

truth nuke inbound ⚠️

i

think

[pale wolf]

not really

[halcyon moon]

i thought it was just a thing balatro content creators would do for content

[pale wolf]

people don't exclusively cheat because they don't have the skills

[pallid ferry]

lol i forgot all about them until after i finished C+

[halcyon moon]

" i play moded balatro because i cant score high in the normal one"sounds like skill issue mate

[viral raft]

Dream per example, he's a good player but still cheats like a ugly rat most of the time 😭

[turbid nova]

You need to have some skill to cheat and not get caught

[turbid nova]

Exhibit A

Well he did get caught buy yknow

[halcyon moon]

its called acting not skill

wait acting is a skill

nvm

[pale wolf]

if anybody knows anything about trackmania, riolu was a top-level player who would win live events, but was banned from the entire community and game for cheating on slow mode for his world records even though he was fully capable of driving at that level

[viral raft]

all the pro parkour players hate him atp 😭🥀

[halcyon moon]

sounds like skill issue to me idk

[pale wolf]

I don't know how somebody who's better than almost anybody else in the game can have a skill issue but suit yourself

More of an effort issue

[serene forge]

cheating while being skilled means you're able to make your cheating look less suspicious

[turbid nova]

If anyone here plays gd, the spaceuk scandal

[serene forge]

which is of course a waste of talent but it makes sense

[turbid nova]

He’s a geniune prodigy at the game

[halcyon moon]

now that sounds like mental issues or mental slowness you already at the top why cheat

[cloud sinew]

lazy

[frank grove]

i kinda want more challenges i like how some of them are somewhat teaching people jokers which is neat

[turbid nova]

But he cheated for attention

[pale wolf]

laziness, greed for more status

[halcyon moon]

r word

[viral raft]

lazy

[cloud sinew]

why play well when you can cheat and get rewarded all the same

[serene forge]

I hate Geometry Dash

[cloud sinew]

no twin

[halcyon moon]

or copy it and get more likes

[viral raft]

wdym

[cloud sinew]

you dont get to just reword it and then still use it as an insult/slur

[halcyon moon]

mb unc

[hearty tusk]

aunt

[cloud sinew]

yb

[tawny bough]

did it again with animations on cant believe im finally here nans been waiting

[turbid nova]

Doesn’t your game crash if you go to the menu re enter and play a hand

[viral raft]

cheating most of the time is laziness, i saw someone who cheated on Metal Gear Rising just because he didn't want to play on a Charity steam 😭

[turbid nova]

Also congrats

[halcyon moon]

sounds like moded balatro players to me

[pale wolf]

I mean yes there have to be some mental issues to exist within a community built around competition while actively cheating the people you call your friends

[hearty tusk]

cheating is bad, because why are you cheating on your significant other

oh

mb twin

[halcyon moon]

this guy is NOT human bro

[cloud sinew]

maybe abusive

[azure copper]

what do i do

[viral raft]

new run!

[azure copper]

Ok

[tawny bough]

if i can score naneinf every ante does that mean i can get to ante 39?

[pale wolf]

maybe just because its fun and easy to do

[halcyon moon]

double it and give it to the next person

[cloud sinew]

not necessarily

[hearty tusk]

D:

[tawny bough]

damn it whats stopping me

[hearty tusk]

ante 32

[cloud sinew]

ante 32

[hearty tusk]

its a boss

not a serpent

[turbid nova]

How do you get the money

[halcyon moon]

delete the game

[frank grove]

ante 32 finisher boss

[hearty tusk]

bog boss

[turbid nova]

To roll into serpent

[hearty tusk]

no seprent

no snek

[pale wolf]

im gonna score a googolplex

[cloud sinew]

showdown blind 🤓 /lh

[hearty tusk]

no lizar

dead

died

[tawny bough]

ah fuck yeah aghhh

one day ill get ante 39

[hearty tusk]

u gon die, Klaw

[azure copper]

what now?

[hearty tusk]

they gon get yo ahh claw

[halcyon moon]

yes triple t

[cloud sinew]

change your PFP to not be AI slop

[halcyon moon]

TRIPLE T IS NOT AI SLOP

[azure copper]

:(

[cloud sinew]

Yes it is

[halcyon moon]

WE GAVE TRIPLE T A SOUL

[cloud sinew]

Not real

[pale wolf]

lilo your server nickname is messing with me

[halcyon moon]

WE GAVE IT A PURPOSE TRIPLE T IS NOT AI

[viral raft]

b-but i like Triple T 😢

[cloud sinew]

why

[turbid nova]

How will people lowperkeniunely naneinf after the serpent buff

[cloud sinew]

yes it is

[cloud sinew]

perkeo cryptids

[halcyon moon]

TRIPLE T WAS GIVEN A SOUL HE IS A HUMAN WITH FEELINGS

[hearty tusk]

i know exactly ONE triple and thats Triple H, NOT SOME AI SLOP

[cloud sinew]

soul not real

[frank grove]

perkeo time

[pale wolf]

between four letter names that start with L and are suffixed by balatro.wiki, I have to keep reminding myself that Lars isnt blue (even tho he should be)

[turbid nova]

It’s gonna get much harder on unseeded

[cloud sinew]

larslo

[halcyon moon]

WE GAVE HIM A LEGENDARY JOKER THO

[pale wolf]

isnt that the guy from gtav

[hearty tusk]

Lalo? Salamancs?

[cloud sinew]

no thats the guy who made the heirarchy of needs

[halcyon moon]

true chad 6'7 hank dea agent pulls up

[viral ledge]

why do negative jokers have that slightly bluish tint? it looks off why not just make them fully negative

[viral raft]

SALAMANCA MOMMY
SALAMANCA BLUD

[cloud sinew]

IT IS PERSONAL

[viral raft]

SALAMANCA DIH

[halcyon moon]

SALAMANCA FIH

[hearty tusk]

i luv Saul Giloodman

[azure copper]

changed it

[viral raft]

SALAMANCA MOMMY

[cloud sinew]

Yay

[floral mural]

whats going on here

[viral raft]

idk

[cloud sinew]

YURIIIII

[halcyon moon]

hank the salamanca slayer

[pale wolf]

negative uses a special shader to give it both the negative and the shiny effects, I'm guessing to try and make the negative Jokers look less like blackface 🦓

[viral raft]

pik shou

[hearty tusk]

yers

[halcyon moon]

did sum1 say yuri🤤😋

[azure copper]

guys i didnt notice what do i do here

[hearty tusk]

bette ca sau

[cloud sinew]

yes me, idiot /t

[halcyon moon]

new run like a man

[viral ledge]

go to the store and get a tub of ice cream. youll need it

[halcyon moon]

yuri🤤🤤🤤🤤

[pale wolf]

but also I assume there's something about trying to keep the color palette within the games art direction

[azure copper]

i told plant to leave and i won

[halcyon moon]

and a rope

[hearty tusk]

i hate people who larp

[cloud sinew]

someone should make a game with jokers and poker

[halcyon moon]

excuse me sir

[hearty tusk]

i hate larping with all my soul

[brave goblet]

Fortune teller supernova and vampire stickers

[halcyon moon]

black jacket oh wait that blackjack mb

[hearty tusk]

SCREW YOU I KNEW THAT SONG FOR 4 YEARS WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SOME BOYS COMIC BULLSHIT

[pale wolf]

i can link u this if you wanna play

[cloud sinew]

its not larping

[halcyon moon]

i go to church on sundays

[cloud sinew]

No

[hearty tusk]

its an edit, but people are larping the boys comic not the song

[cloud sinew]

is it larping though

[halcyon moon]

to anyone whos planning to watch the boys and tadc on cinemas and is going to spoil on others i hope you drown in cold ice water while they throw you with buckets

[viral raft]

this is how people who don't understand balatro sees the game:

[cloud sinew]

I am going to see TADC

[hearty tusk]

yes it is, how is it not

[pale wolf]

the amazing dick cheney

[halcyon moon]

IF YOU SPOIL ISTG ILL FIND YOU

[exotic silo]

Crazy run that got an Ouija + Troubadour for essentially guaranteed 4oaK

I had the Trio and an ungodly amount of Blue Seals to support it, but sticker farming got me to choose Cavendish and Diet Cola over it, I'll get that one later

[cloud sinew]

no you wont

[hearty tusk]

TADC is good

TADC is nice

i like TADC

TADC is my friend

[pale wolf]

the american dragon, chakelong

[halcyon moon]

trust me if i find you, ill make you watch banana fish ending over and over and over

[hearty tusk]

anyone here ever watched Sam O Nella

[frank grove]

is trouser time 🔥

[pale wolf]

3 check marks

[hearty tusk]

is it that one gay bl anime

[cloud sinew]

HE IS RUNNING

[viral raft]

the best scaling jokers to pair builds!

[fiery nymph]

im not the biggest fan of trousers+runner but it works well

[cloud sinew]

you dont need to add "gay", it came free with your bl

[halcyon moon]

gay bl bruv its the same

[halcyon moon]

lollll

[fiery nymph]

it is too much for my brain

[hearty tusk]

it can be bl without it being gay, like Naruto

[cloud sinew]

yaoi is gay, twin.

[viral raft]

what the hell is BL?

[halcyon moon]

one piece

[cloud sinew]

boys love

[halcyon moon]

add a b

[cloud sinew]

aka yaoi

[viral raft]

that's literally gay what

[hearty tusk]

i know, i am obviously joking

[cloud sinew]

it was not obvious

[fiery nymph]

i thought it mean ball lover

[halcyon moon]

they still didnt drop jinx new chapter right?

[cloud sinew]

ty for clarifying

[hearty tusk]

😛

[cloud sinew]

from arcane?

[halcyon moon]

ok un

[hearty tusk]

thats not a tongue btw

[halcyon moon]

unc

[cloud sinew]

idk any other jinxes

[hearty tusk]

thats my eye

[humble gulch]

I hate balls, except baseball

[fiery nymph]

oat 🥺

[hearty tusk]

baseball, huh?

[cloud sinew]

me confronting the scrabble thief

[halcyon moon]

ok unc dont you dare speak aby yaoi even if you are explaining it

[viral raft]

tbh Arcane last season was kinda mid but atleast we got Yuri scene 🔥

[humble gulch]

That's AIDS

[cloud sinew]

i love yaoi

[halcyon moon]

skribble🤤🤤🤤🤤

[hearty tusk]

thats SIDS

[humble gulch]

🐑

[halcyon moon]

you dont larper my culture is not your coat or wtv the saying is

[pale wolf]

i love the myth of the yowie

[humble gulch]

Yes :3

[cloud sinew]

im not larping

i love yaoi

[halcyon moon]

yes you are

[halcyon moon]

YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW JINX THATS LIKE THE MOST KNOWN YAOI

[cloud sinew]

victor x jayce my beloved

[cloud sinew]

okay?

[halcyon moon]

it means you larp being a bl fan

[cloud sinew]

most known ≠ everybody knowz

[halcyon moon]

my culture isnt your coat

[cloud sinew]

no it doesnt

[pale wolf]

literally never heard of it and im fairly anime/manga headed

[halcyon moon]

yes mememememe i cant hear you talk larper

[cloud sinew]

u can see it though

[halcyon moon]

ok now i look like a crackhead whos imagining things

[cloud sinew]

yes

[pale wolf]

fibonacci spiral on random image

[halcyon moon]

thats gyro dumbahh

[cloud sinew]

its a jojo reference

[halcyon moon]

actually a jobro reference

[cloud sinew]

I dont even know ball but i knew it was a jjba reference

[pale wolf]

you're making things up again

[cloud sinew]

jojoba is a kind of oil

[azure copper]

thats spoiler!

[pale wolf]

from how long ago

[halcyon moon]

oops mb

[cloud sinew]

Cavendish dies at the end of infinity war

[azure copper]

anime is not out yet

[azure copper]

cavendish...

[halcyon moon]

yea and its from the manga mb

[azure copper]

its alr

[pale wolf]

ive never cared about spoiling an adaptation tbh

[azure copper]

many do care

[pale wolf]

astute observation, I never actually considered that there might be other people that care

My entire worldview is changed

[cloud sinew]

take note of the first person pronoun "I"

[azure copper]

imagine if tung tung won the steel ball run

[pale wolf]

what the fuck are you talking about

[azure copper]

i miss tung tung man

[pale wolf]

🦓

[hearty tusk]

Excuse me sir🗣🔥🔥🔥

[pale wolf]

i gotta intoxicate myself

no balatro for a while got it

[cloud sinew]

No

[hearty tusk]

dont please :[

or do

[azure copper]

im gonna play league

[halcyon moon]

what if "the guy who won the race" is actually tung tung since triple t is verryyyyyyy lucky that he became a known Italian brainrot

[azure copper]

i like to think it this way

[hearty tusk]

what the actual fuck do any of the words you just said mean

[halcyon moon]

wait ts is spoiler isnt it

[cloud sinew]

fuck TTTS

[halcyon moon]

BRUV I HOPE THE GODS CATCH YOU

[hearty tusk]

did you put any thought into the movement of your fingers on the digital keyboard infront of you

[halcyon moon]

I HOPE YO OPPS EMPTY A CLIP ON YA

[azure copper]

...

[cloud sinew]

they aint real

[hearty tusk]

if you say so

[halcyon moon]

OPPS ARE REAL THO

[cloud sinew]

dilligaf

[pale wolf]

quiz time, what jokers are each of these from

[halcyon moon]

shower

[azure copper]

league jumpscare

[hearty tusk]

shlawg

[hearty tusk]

you already did these

[azure copper]

what is this

[pale wolf]

no spoilers

[hearty tusk]

alright imma stfu

[azure copper]

is the 3rd the one who makes all planets packs free

[halcyon moon]

the solo
blue print
jay z
mario synergy

[hearty tusk]

what the fuck are you even sayin dud

jay z?????

[lost vault]

vagabond, bootstraps, arrowhead, seltzer

[pale wolf]

no i get it

[azure copper]

the 4th one is a guy with a pickaxe on the shoulder

[halcyon moon]

this would go crazy with hypothermia joker

[halcyon moon]

ohhh the miner

he gains 30 dollars for every coal

[cloud sinew]

||parei||, ||bootstraps||, ||arrowhead||, ||seltzer||

[halcyon moon]

some guy on ig asked for my seed what should i do

[pale wolf]

blingdings

[cloud sinew]

fuck

[hearty tusk]

give it to wm

[cloud sinew]

3/4

[halcyon moon]

is this a common thing in the balatro community

[azure copper]

please tell me that you see the miner

in the 4th one

or am i crazy

[hearty tusk]

pevaa are you okay man

[halcyon moon]

no its mine why would

[cloud sinew]

what fucking joker is a miner

[hearty tusk]

me

[earnest flame]

square joker is a miner

[hearty tusk]

i yearned for the mines

[cloud sinew]

you not a miner

[halcyon moon]

he goes underground and gets coal

[azure copper]

thats a guy with a pickaxe on the shoulder

[cloud sinew]

or a joker

[azure copper]

am i crazy

[pale wolf]

i saw it when you mentioned it

[hearty tusk]

i can be WHATEVER i want

[halcyon moon]

yea i see it

[cloud sinew]

wrong

[hearty tusk]

except a father, apparently. wife aborted our sixth child😂😂🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 she sacrificed it to baal again, oops!

[azure copper]

what if localthunk name was localtung

man,...

[halcyon moon]

does vagabond the joker fight his enemies with a sword?

[cloud sinew]

please stop

[halcyon moon]

LOCAL TUNG TUNG

[hearty tusk]

can you sigh through a keyboard

[azure copper]

sigh

[potent tree]

😮‍💨

[halcyon moon]

what if lilo is a tralalelo tralala mossad agent and he wants doom for tung tung as he was the first italian brainrot but he didn't get much fame as tung

[azure copper]

YES

[serene forge]

k

[glossy kettle]

Finally got all the legendary jokers gold sticker'd and now have a reduced risk of tanking my runs while attempted to get C++ when taking Soul Gem, and I'm over halfway there at 82/150 as well.

Honestly after beating Jokerless and finally getting the Rule Breaker achievement Balatro got a lot more fun in general

[azure copper]

John

[pale wolf]

gang

[frank grove]

very close 😭

[potent tree]

good work. i'm currently on c++ grind for the second time

[pale wolf]

what did runner end up at

[serene forge]

what's up

[pale wolf]

is your fate sealed

[frank grove]

165, i moved to burglar for money and survival 😭

[glossy kettle]

It sucked pulling Soul Gem before I got Perkeo gold sticker'd because Perkeo didn't combo well with a lot of the jerry-rigged set ups I had going on to gold sticker other jonklers

[pale wolf]

good enough

[glossy kettle]

I love Perkeo but he was the legendary joker that would sink the most runs for me

[exotic silo]

Mission Failed, we'll get him next time

[pale wolf]

perkeo is my least used legendary by a lot

he simply appears less for me

[exotic silo]

but hey, new stickers for Jimbo, Half Joker and Golden Joker

[azure copper]

i have yet to unlock canio and trib

[exotic silo]

I really tried to get a sticker for Mr. Bones, but he died saving me on VV

[serene forge]

probably

[glossy kettle]

My favorite gold stake run by far though has to be the absolutely scuffed Stone+Marble+Hologram joker run I got where both Marble and Holo were rental and Hanged Man didn't show up at all until Ante 8

[frank grove]

trance 🔥 sometimes ghost deck just hands you wins for literal free 😭

[glossy kettle]

I finished with like 80 cards in my deck it was so funny

[ebon condor]

showman 🔥

[potent tree]

yeah showman mogs trance /j

[azure copper]

showman ante 1 🔥

[glossy kettle]

Foil showman 🔥

[potent tree]

holographic is the worst edition for endless right

[serene forge]

everything except negative is bad

[potent tree]

even poly?

[pale wolf]

they all take up space for negative

[frank grove]

1.5x is fairly small in endless stuff

[halcyon moon]

the great emperor is back after eating sum tasty noodles 1.78X mult

[pale wolf]

no edition is gonna be better than another open slot for blueprint

[exotic silo]

ngl same, Stone Joker was at like +850 or something

[pale wolf]

it would be funny if showman was always editioned

[halcyon moon]

Blue stake + the joker who makes discards 0 but +3 hands + noodles

[potent tree]

burglar moment

[glossy kettle]

Stone Jonkler is such a funny goober

[pale wolf]

noodles

[opaque wind]

burger...

mm

[novel moss]

Ramen

[azure copper]

burger

[serene forge]

although sometimes having an edition on like dna or something can be good to block ecto

[glossy kettle]

top 10 jonklers in the entire game for me

[exotic silo]

it's legitimately strong as a chips joker too, I love it

[serene forge]

1.5x is nothing compared to the scoring you need to be doing

[halcyon moon]

i call him hands joker

[halcyon moon]

mmmmmmm jessie🤤🤤🤤

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[azure copper]

call him as u please!

[fair apex]

hi

[pale wolf]

showman was originally named Ringmaster

[azure copper]

hi

[glossy kettle]

tbh the only jokers i'm not looking forward to gold stake'ing are the food jokers

[solemn bough]

Guys you sure idol is truly random?

[glossy kettle]

9/10 times they're gone before i even make it that far and gros michel is one hell of a coin toss if i manage to get it into the final blind in the first place

[weak coral]

This is so stupid

[glossy kettle]

imagine bringing gros michel into the final boss only for it to disappear before stickers are put on the jonklers

[solemn bough]

Try to have a lot of money on the round before the boss and reroll a lot

[solemn bough]

I think you still get the sticker

[hearty tusk]

sometimes you really just feel like callin someone a dumbass because theyre being a dumbass

you ever feel like that

[glossy kettle]

tbh the food joker i'm surprised i don't have gold on is cavendish but apparently the highest stake i won that with was orange

[azure copper]

god forbid a man being a dumbass!

[hearty tusk]

anywho, were hitting abandoned tonight

run it back, baby

[glossy kettle]

i think the only food joker i have a gold sticker on currently is seltzer because seltzer is really good and I use it as often as i can get away with

[weak coral]

Yeah i had one situation where one guy calling out another guy that he's scamming his classmate when they tried to buy graphics card

It wasn't his card and that was overall stupid

[azure copper]

#WE RUN IT BACK

[hearty tusk]

i had one this morning with a dude who was askin if ethnicity determins* intelligence, which is crazy because its the same shit that happened to me some time ago with another dude

idk how did he even come up to that conclusion

[glossy kettle]

y'all ever say "fuck it we ball" and take the ante 1 6th sense only for it to pay off immediately and give you cryptid so you can set up and unlock flush 5 early

[hearty tusk]

all the time

[azure copper]

i never reached ante16

:3

[weak coral]

You really had 6th sense there

[frank grove]

carried him around for a little journey

[solemn bough]

That's one of a kind dumbass

[exotic silo]

I forgot to take the screenshot, but my 100th sticker was Juggler :D

holy 17 stickers today

[hearty tusk]

i love your pfp, then i opened your pf and saw deadcells, and i think you are amazin

[exotic silo]

I am primarily using Ghost Deck, early spectrals are fun and wacky

[hearty tusk]

i love Hellsing

[azure copper]

my first sticker was blueprint :3

[exotic silo]

aye

[hearty tusk]

my frst gold stickers for this pf are photo, chad, Trib, red card and smth else i forgor

[serene forge]

I guess bro

[fallow shadow]

love the build

[exotic silo]

polychrome raised hand looks really cool

[serene forge]

least braindead checkered run

[earnest flame]

where did hack go

[serene forge]

sold last blind for stencil value

[humble gulch]

Lol

[cloud sinew]

almost forgot to sell splash

fuck splash

[azure copper]

fuck bus

[cloud sinew]

i like winning

but to each their own ig

[azure copper]

i never understood how to win with it

[cloud sinew]

pairs

[humble gulch]

I'm not in a very good spot

Nevermind

[earnest flame]

you play all your hands scaling it every round and win

[azure copper]

what about obelisk

[cloud sinew]

play any non-hc hand up to 12 or higher, then play anything but that hand

[prisma idol]

soo, blueprint is better to get more score with Lucky cat or with bloodstone?

[azure copper]

cat

[serene forge]

me when i win

[shell dagger]

bloodstone bc you have chad

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[humble gulch]

I love JJ

[azure copper]

x13 vs possible x10

[shell dagger]

wait does cat update the xmult value mid hand

[serene forge]

are you a dragon by any chance

[shell dagger]

guaranteed x1.5^7

[cloud sinew]

yes

[shell dagger]

so if you get lucky enough cat may become better idk

but probably not +4x better

[cloud sinew]

very unlikely

impossible actually

[shell dagger]

yeah

[cloud sinew]

so not untrue to say this lol

[prisma idol]

hmmm so bloodstone is it then? :o

[shell dagger]

stupid cat not double upgrading if money and mult hit

[karmic totem]

Finally! C+ Now...

[azure copper]

wp

[cloud sinew]

the flag is boolean :(

[cloud sinew]

I thought you said Fucking!

[naive frigate]

Should i learn polsih

[cursive crater]

i thought everybody did challenges first

[marsh vortex]

It's tempting...

[cursive crater]

tempting cause its worth it

[marsh vortex]

yeah but then what if im running a full 5 cards

it gets like no use then

[cursive crater]

find a good flatmult joker and ur set bro

[earnest flame]

you can win with just that and a mult scaler

[cursive crater]

its just black stake anyways

[marsh vortex]

yknow what if you guys say so

[marsh vortex]

ok always when im not planning on running lucky cards huh

fuck you oops all 6's

humina humina

[karmic totem]

I tried on the mobile one

[karmic totem]

rewarded?

[marsh vortex]

no i lost cause i wasnt paying attention and forgot to swap my blueprint to the stencil

im the greatest balatro player of all time

[karmic totem]

Imagine that but with ancient joker suits. (ts was me btw 💔 )

[karmic totem]

(today 🥀 )

[humble gulch]

Almost died but lol

[eternal flame]

naturally negative blueprint from judgement

[exotic silo]

HtR run turned into a Baseball Card run because of how many Uncommons I had, Spare Trousers start is so powerful

Bootstraps, Hiker and Hit the Road got their stickers :D

[glossy kettle]

Chat, do I replace business card with the diamond? i genuinely can't tell if this is the moment to act in order to try to get a gold sticker on that or if i'm better off waiting

[marsh vortex]

hmmmm good question

i mean you get 2 bucks per face card with business card

but thats a 1/2

but if you're playing flushes then you'll always make 5 guaranteed

with rough gem

[glossy kettle]

i'm playing pairs because of stuntman

[digital pewter]

well the foil doesn't matter too much since you've got stuntman, so scoring wise you'd probably be fine

[marsh vortex]

yeah

[viral raft]

hologam

[digital pewter]

and technically on average, rough gem and business card give the same amount of money

if you're playing the right cards

so it's probably worth it to get the rough gem for the sticker

[glossy kettle]

fair fair

plus i have brainstorm

all i need now is for bornana to become cavendish and then i can soar through the rest of the game and knock out like 3-4 jonklers i need stickers on

right as i said that gros michel went extinct LFG

[winged magnet]

Got canio on abandoned deck 💀

[vagrant wagon]

I hate this game 😔

[dire sage]

credit card in judgement in arcana

[glossy kettle]

i lost to some good ol fashioned rng bullshit

big sad

game refused to draw any jacks even though it was serpent and hit the road was my only xMult joker

i take that back, it drew jacks after i ran out of hands and discards

good ol fashioned bad RNG

[cloud sinew]

goodbye bus (+56)

timer is for when i will die irl

[serene forge]

there's literally rocket in that screenshot

[storm meteor]

Tell satan he sux

[serene forge]

why are you in ante 2 on orang stake without jonklers

[cloud sinew]

3 streak

poly HTR my only xmult

[humble gulch]

I'd say plasma, but why with 8 dollars ❤️‍🩹

[serene forge]

they bought overstock

lmao

[humble gulch]

Ah

I guess it's fine

[scarlet girder]

this challenge was in my favor from the start

[willow frost]

it always is fsr

[scarlet girder]

my friend said something like

"imagine you get erosion and glass joker"

not even two antes later

driver's license erosion and glass

i had to sell driver's license because glass got under 16

[willow frost]

i havent seen a single person do a fragile run without glass joker and every xmult/retrigger joker ever

it just happens

[scarlet girder]

i had sixth sense at some point and got ankh

didn't end well

[willow frost]

lmao

[serene forge]

erosion does almost nothing here fwiw

[scarlet girder]

roffle this person doesn't know about the maximum erosion value....

[serene forge]

it doesn't matter that erosion is giving you 200 mult when you're getting a x512 multiplier by playing a 5 card hand

[fleet prairie]

Rate the team (just used to beat the game using Black Deck)

[willow frost]

this is certainly a team

[scarlet girder]

mb for having fun

[marsh vortex]

ALMOST had it 🙏

[winged magnet]

Wtf fml 😭 im on ababdoned again

[willow frost]

ah rip

trib couldve worked if it wasnt ante 7 lol

[serene forge]

what does that have to do with anything

[viral raft]

I LOVE GLASS JOKEEEER

[pale wolf]

trib sux

[scarlet girder]

i NEED to make the optimal play and sell erosion

[winged magnet]

How

Buy from the shop ig

[frank grove]

trib and canio both can work on abandoned face cards arent impossible

but i wouldnt go for trib cause... all the issues with trib still exists

[serene forge]

i'd say trib is still quite bad for abandoned but if you found it ante 1 i think it might be worth trying for

[pale wolf]

its funny how erosion is useless on the deck where all your cards break

[winged magnet]

Whats the issue i only got him once before

[pale wolf]

its just for aesthetics

[serene forge]

society if onscored xmult wasn't a contrarian and worked the way actually good xmult does

[pale wolf]

wait i got a joker for this

the first one

pagliacci

[serene forge]

pairslop photochad

[pale wolf]

wait that sucked lemme do it again

[winged magnet]

Does paredolia work with trib or no?

[pale wolf]

Pagliacci (Legendary)

All multiplication effects are applied to this joker instead. Resets after every hand.
[Currently 1X]

e.g. Photochad with a steel in hand gives 2x 2x 2x 1.5x, resulting in Pagliacci acting as a 12X joker

[pale wolf]

nope

[serene forge]

trib doesnt proc on face cards

[pale wolf]

nobody ever mentioned how this joker would work if you duped it

xmult^2

[serene forge]

it just applies to both jokers right

[pale wolf]

yea all your xmult would get applied to each pagliacci separately

[serene forge]

insane

[pale wolf]

new paradigm

[marsh vortex]

can you guys imbue me with some RNG rq i want lucky cat

[humble gulch]

I hate trib

[marsh vortex]

"I want lucky cat"
"YOU'RE GETTING PHOTOCHAD AGAIN"

[hearty tusk]

and this would work for... what? when your cards are debuffed?

[pale wolf]

whats the problem with on-card xmult compared to other xmult

[hearty tusk]

that wasnt my question tho

[pale wolf]

its a question

[hearty tusk]

in what situation would this be useful, if you dont mind elaborating

[pale wolf]

why is it worse

[hearty tusk]

it can be debuffed? you can maybe not draw those cards

or the cards could not be played

[pale wolf]

it can't be applied to +mult

[hearty tusk]

oh RIGHT

but wait

lets say, i have a photo

but i dont play a face card

would Pagliacci still work

[serene forge]

no because youre not triggering the photo

pagliacci makes stuff like steels significantly stronger with mult jokers

[hearty tusk]

oh so it depends on what ×mult joker is getting triggered

[pale wolf]

pagliacci would basically steal the animation from xmult triggering the red part of the scoreboard

it would jiggle pagliacci instead

[serene forge]

as it is rn steel on paper sounds like it could be useful with pairslop since you have a lot of handsize free but it usually isn't because the steel procs before your mult jokers

[hearty tusk]

mhm

yeah sounds fire

[pale wolf]

glass, steel, photo, polychrome cards

[hearty tusk]

it would be insane to naneinf with too lol

[serene forge]

no not really

i don't think

[humble gulch]

I think it should just add up and not multiply

[pale wolf]

but most drastically is that it puts your score to an exponential power with every successive copy

[serene forge]

oh true polychrome cards would benefit from that

[humble gulch]

And reset at the end of the round

[serene forge]

yeah polychrome playing cards are always disappointing to me because of that

[glossy kettle]

Ok it was for the best because the next successful run i got actually enlightened me on a great combo

[pale wolf]

yea its imo the worst edition for playing cards

even though it's the rarest

[hearty tusk]

it wouldnt be insane, it just would like nice to have an ×308e on the joker (assuming that it counts mime retriggers and red seals)

[pale wolf]

it wouldnt help naneinf with only 1 copy by much

but the way naneinf runs are played, you'd manipulate the same stuff for pagliacci and get it way quicker i think ?

[hearty tusk]

am not sayin itll help

am just sayin itll look cool, nice

like imagine

[marsh vortex]

i do appear to be winning

[hearty tusk]

×1e308 on a joker

[hearty tusk]

photochad

chadphoto

[marsh vortex]

chadoto

photad

[glossy kettle]

Splash + Constellation goes crazier than I ever thought possible with the proper support jokers

[marsh vortex]

wait

is this goated

[pale wolf]

nice
also nice

[glossy kettle]

you just be takin all the planet cards you can get, all of a sudden 5 card high card scores more than playing the full flush because of the enhanced cards

[hearty tusk]

holy

what a pull

[marsh vortex]

i REALLY wanna take them ngl

like it would kinda fit

i could drop scary and cartomancer

[pale wolf]

you could probably take over carto scary face yea

[hearty tusk]

possibly +.5× per hand played

[marsh vortex]

hmmmmmmm

i'll flip a coin on it cause i can win the stake with what i have rn

ok the coins says do

[pale wolf]

put vampire before midas, not after

[marsh vortex]

fuck it we BALL

[hearty tusk]

you can win the stake without even having the scary face and carto i think

[pale wolf]

then again maybe you need the scoring bump first

[glossy kettle]

only downside is late game once flush 5 is unlocked or 4oak is levelled up a fuck ton splash just becomes "only here to get the sticker." sadge

[marsh vortex]

RIP to all my lucky cards but whatever

[pale wolf]

but at some point you want to save gold cards

okay yeah if they are already lucky then just keep Midas to the right of vampire

[hearty tusk]

and then again, maybe youll find the plant just around the corner

[marsh vortex]

yeah i didnt need midas in front

lol

[pale wolf]

ok its time for 📢 BLATRO 📢

[marsh vortex]

ok

what the fuck this doesnt even FIT my deck

TWICE

I FUCKING HATE YOU BALATRO WHY IS IT WHEN I DONT NEED IT RAAAAAGH

[pale wolf]

i mean

[neon cobalt]

the p-p-p-p-p-p--pp-p-plant?

[marsh vortex]

i will die if the plant hits

[neon cobalt]

abandonded 🤤

[glossy kettle]

and that's 4 more jokers gilded i am on fire today even with the losses B)

[marsh vortex]

W

[neon cobalt]

cool run ||yorick = instantly denied gold stake||

also gl with popcorn

[glossy kettle]

i got really lucky with bornana not killing itself in the last 5 rounds

[tawdry epoch]

Photochad at home

[glossy kettle]

i would've still won but i wouldn't have golded the bornana and i really needed a golden bornana

[tawdry epoch]

I sacrificed my 2 michels for cavendish next shop

[glossy kettle]

Hit the Road would go crazy with this deck ngl

[marsh vortex]

oh my god finally

[pale wolf]

haha

i have a discard

[versed sable]

burglar but discard hax

[marsh vortex]

fuck

[hearty tusk]

well at least u beat black stake i suppose

[marsh vortex]

yeah

and im glad i did at least

[hearty tusk]

hooray :D

[marsh vortex]

im still missing 16 jokers

[hearty tusk]

am missin a couple

[marsh vortex]

the one with 4 or less jokes, triboulet, the one thats like bloodstone but clubs, and some other stuff

[pale wolf]

LOL

[hearty tusk]

am actually missing 4

[hearty tusk]

tnats onyx agate, the stone

[marsh vortex]

yeah onyx agate

i want that one so i can do a run with all 4 suits

[versed sable]

emotional support

[pale wolf]

bye space man

pls no yorick pls no yorick

its trib 😬 idk if i wanna keep him

nah im fine without

[versed sable]

yorick would be fine qwq

[glossy kettle]

for gits and shiggles i wanted to see how far i could take it

Farther than I thought ngl

Gluttonous Joker carried tbh, "Yorick" who?

[frank grove]

goofy run 😭

[naive frigate]

Yorick is an off-screen character from the play "Hamlet"

🥸

[glossy kettle]

exactly

Gluttonous Joker? more like GOAT-onous Joker

[naive frigate]

Why sin't gluttonous joker fat

[tawny bough]

Burgler bean bug baron mime is the easiest naneinf right

[versed sable]

probably

[tawny bough]

Can't think of any easier way tbh

[ancient gyro]

burger snake

followed by red lentils

[tawdry epoch]

Ante 1 brainstorm claims another victim

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

reddit joker loadout

[ancient gyro]

so many hot babes in my resort today

i see like 2 nanlet jokers max

[karmic totem]

I swear, If I win this run...

[serene forge]

you could have 0 rentals and you'd still lose

[earnest flame]

you can very easily win the run by selling the bloodstones first of all and picking up that banana

[serene forge]

they can't afford that though

[serene forge]

rentals sell for 1 dollar remember

[karmic totem]

I was feeling silly

[serene forge]

didn't even last one round lmaooooooo

hermajes

why is that your seed

[karmic totem]

Gambler's nightmare

[serene forge]

hmmmmm

also can i ask why you ankhed when you had an eternal business card on you

[karmic totem]

Gambler's nightmare

I was feeling silly. I could've picked greedy joker and anhked that instead

[pale wolf]

hmmm

[uncut trail]

Can anyone give tips on the round 12 speedrun unlock? I've been using plasma deck, but I always seem to die because my brain short circuits trying to figure out how to scale plasma

[stark acorn]

white stake and literally anything BUT plasma

[waxen quartz]

white stake plasma is fine. can sleep walk to 12, it's sandbox mode

[stark acorn]

shrug I did mine on yellow deck for the money and got it first try

[waxen quartz]

oh right, the unlock for 12 rounds (andy?). just land good scoring jokers...

plenty of combos like ancient/repeater are fine for that. play the full first ante (unless it's investment skip), get a strong lineup, judge if it can skip to the end

[ancient gyro]

full skip after two antes in plasma