🕹・game-discussion

[humble gulch]

Skill ceiling and naneinf shouldn't be in the same sentence ❤️‍🩹

[serene forge]

you could just roll into a negative certificate that gives you red seal kings too and no one would be the wiser

[compact gazelle]

:3c its not something anyone needs to know
but i have talked about it here before

[deft panther]

I drew the hidden joker that wins me the game

[lost vault]

okey

[fervent haven]

99% of people don't even know how to naneinf, they think it's just baron mine good

[frank grove]

Even some of the best naneinf players/speedrunners don’t believe 80% are naneinf able 😭

[lost vault]

its baron mike 99% of the time

mime

[sharp plank]

If it’s what I think it is I’m not that kinda guy

[waxen quartz]

I'd buy half of seeds can be naninf if routed. 80% seems a bit high

[deft panther]

I bet a large percentage of those people don't care to naneinf

[lost vault]

the 1% is reserved for perkeo shenanigans

[compact gazelle]

its probably what you think it is :<

[fervent haven]

Maybe not for them or any sane player. I'm saying theoretically one with perfect unseeded gameplay could achieve 80% (allowing bean bug)

[sharp plank]

But I’m not gonna ask

[frank grove]

“No one can do it”

[echo sphinx]

"source i made it up"

[fervent haven]

Roffle naneinfs once a week and he doesnt have the slightest clue of proper routing

[fervent haven]

Yep I did. I said that's what I believe. You don't have to agree with it.

[lost vault]

who are you to say that

[deft panther]

Bruh

[serene forge]

naneinf is all fun and games until you plug your seed into the analyzer and it shows director's cut in ante 31

[sharp plank]

Lol

[compact gazelle]

naneinf is games but no fun

[fervent haven]

I could point out insanely various mistakes in his runs

[sharp plank]

Naneinf sucks

[fervent haven]

I have fun with naneinf cuz I'm a nerd what can I say

[lost vault]

naneinf is all fun and games until yoi regain sentience and think "what the hell am i doing with my time bruh"

[ruby vessel]

Average showman “help” pyramid scheme ahh joker

[echo sphinx]

your skill ceiling isnt even anywhere near the peak

[deft panther]

Oh yeah well I accidentally fat fingered the discard button when I didn't mean to

[lost vault]

okay but he can do it so who cares

[deft panther]

The ringleader

[fervent haven]

Oh I 100% agree

[compact gazelle]

games such as "will you roll another copier before ante 20" and "wheres the plant counter"

[lost vault]

one of these is not like the others

[fervent haven]

That's not the point

[waxen quartz]

I love that doc spent 5 minutes talking himself out of wraith on one of his runs. it was neg baron

[frank grove]

But you’re just making up numbers for the fun of the game bro

[echo sphinx]

LMAO

[fervent haven]

Point was people even Roffle think it's luck

[humble gulch]

"I ran out of steel"

[lost vault]

oh no he makes mistakes what a cardinal sin

[deft panther]

What is your point in all of this

[lost vault]

it is, to a degree, luck

you cant naneinf in every unseeded run

[echo sphinx]

me when i see [greedy option] and that selling a joker in the current lineup will result in ko

[lunar zealot]

Hello chat i am gay

[compact gazelle]

"spot the 2 ectoplasms" and "consumable search"

[fervent haven]

That naneinf isn't as much of luck as people think. I'd bet over 90% of failed naneinf attempts have a mistake and could've naneinfed if done right

[waxen quartz]

white stake plasma, there's 0 chance of an anti-5 ko

[frank grove]

Another random number you pulled from literally nowhere lmao

[deft panther]

There are seeds in which naneinf is impossible though

[fervent haven]

Most people think naneinf is luck then proceed to take a baron ante 8, and never hse seance

[lost vault]

well youre just pilling numbers outta your ass

[echo sphinx]

oh
i was thinking my experience in gold stake

[lunar zealot]

gotta make a move to a town that's right for me

Doo doo dodo

[humble gulch]

"I forgot to move mime" and "where's showman"

[lunar zealot]

do

do doodoo dodo

[serene forge]

reddit would look at this shop and say here win

[waxen quartz]

ya, plasma gold gets tricky

[lost vault]

i dont take baron or seance because theyre shit jokers

[fervent haven]

The numbers make sense to me, I don't need a scientific study for it

[compact gazelle]

"quick time event: copy the econ joker"

[lunar zealot]

Well i talk about it talk about talk about it talk about it

[serene forge]

same

[echo sphinx]

win? 😭

[deft panther]

Bro this guy is like 13 he has to be

[mental bloom]

He should be going to sleep btw

[lunar zealot]

wont you take me to

[compact gazelle]

i take seance because i love it 💖

[lunar zealot]

Funky town

[echo sphinx]

there's nothing gng

[lunar zealot]

won't you take me to

[lost vault]

valid

[lunar zealot]

Funky townnnn

[fervent haven]

When I say a number it's I'd be willing to bet on that number

[frank grove]

“Trust me bro”

[echo sphinx]

seance is dogshit lol

[potent tree]

i need to sleep. gotta wake up in 4 and a half hours

[humble gulch]

"Econ will remember that"

[compact gazelle]

(it then procs 0 times and i win the run without it doing anything except $3 to a temp)

[stone shell]

to be fair those three uncommons wouldve been useless for endless anyway :copium:

[fervent haven]

For naneinfs?

[humble gulch]

-# Hmmph...

[echo sphinx]

in general

[serene forge]

I trust doctors, but only those who have their medical licenses revoked

[mental bloom]

-# Hehehehehe >:3

[echo sphinx]

it generally pulls random crap like ouija

[potent tree]

oh damn kami back from the grave

[lost vault]

okay well I THINK only 10% of seeds are naneinfable and i believe that number so you cant prove me wrong

[deft panther]

I only know one doctor that plays balatro

[waxen quartz]

there has to be actual data from when doc's community did the 1hr plasma naninf challenge last year

[fervent haven]

But I could get above 10% and prove you wrong

[lunar zealot]

won't you take me to

Funky town

[serene forge]

no

[lunar zealot]

won't you take me to

Funky towwwwnnnn

[lost vault]

i dont care actually

[humble gulch]

You highrolled it, not true

[echo sphinx]

i had a strush run. i am playing strush. two strushes per round. and seance gave NOTHING remotely useful until ante 9

[humble gulch]

:3

[echo sphinx]

it is BAD

[deft panther]

The chat is not roasting this guy hard enough for the takes he's puking out

[lost vault]

seance moment

[deft panther]

Y'all have ripped into me way harder for way less

[serene forge]

kami there's an angry mob of r/balatro users outside my house rn

[lost vault]

true

[fervent haven]

I'm talking hypothetical perfect gameplay. Never did I say any current player could achieve that.

[echo sphinx]

send him to the Nitro Trial

[lunar zealot]

Gotta make a move to a town thats right for me

[compact gazelle]

apologies im tired

[serene forge]

its 1:25 am and im sleepy

[potent tree]

i had a trib run that ended because i picked up eternal seance for sticker

[fervent haven]

I'm talking supercomputer level stuff. Obv I could never get 80% lmao

[lost vault]

perfect gameplay is impossible

[waxen quartz]

just provide a seed you think impossible to naninf. routed or unrouted 🙂

[potent tree]

hi sleepy go sleep

[serene forge]

can I have a sheet cake recipe

[compact gazelle]

if your house has plants out front they cant approach

[humble gulch]

I don't roast unless I'm really angy

[deft panther]

provide seed

[frank grove]

hypothetical perfect gameplay is this term people like you use all the time to avoid making sense

[lunar zealot]

Town to keep me moving keep me grooving with some energy

[serene forge]

true, I can just go out in the open in the lawn

[potent tree]

plants vs redditors when

[fervent haven]

It's the definitively correct choice given full statistical knowledge

[humble gulch]

REALL

[waxen quartz]

ok, not a all edition joker seed, that'd be ugly

[lunar zealot]

Well i talk about it talk about it talk about it talk about it

[compact gazelle]

plants skill diff

[lost vault]

guys with hypothetical perfect gameplay you can win EVERY GOLD STAKE RUN YOU EVER PLAY therefore you just suck and its not luck whatsoever

[frank grove]

Word slop

[lunar zealot]

Talk about it talk about it talk about it movin

[fervent haven]

If there is a choice in balatro it can objectively be the right or wrong choice

[lunar zealot]

Gotta move on

Gotta move on

🥁

[lost vault]

no shit

[lunar zealot]

Won't you take me to

Funky town

Won't you take me to

Funky townnn

[fervent haven]

And everyone else can't get that lmao

[lost vault]

like who

[deft panther]

First shop Obelisk or Ante 10 Rocket?

[fervent haven]

I'm saying only objectively right choices

[serene forge]

I guarantee you if they played gold stake they would complain about "unwinnable" seeds that are in fact winnable with not even hypothetically perfect gameplay

[compact gazelle]

yea
playing gsa8 is the objectively right one and playing endless is the objectively wrong one

[potent tree]

ok i really should sleep now

[lost vault]

sometimes its nigh impossivle to find the OBJEVTIVE CORRECT CHOICE naturally

[lunar zealot]

Gotta make a move to a town thats right for me

[deft panther]

This guy plays with calculator mod I can smell it on him

[fervent haven]

Yeah it is

[serene forge]

does anyone play slay the spire here

[stone shell]

me explaining to the server that correct and incorrect are subjective, therefore it was right for me to sell bloodstone for Oa6

[lost vault]

so why are you talking about them

[lunar zealot]

Gotta keep me movin keep me groovin with some energy

[waxen quartz]

the point is that you're not going to know that the correct choice is to have crazy + whatever because the reroll queue for the reroll queue has what you want as the next common 🙂

[fervent haven]

Hypothetical

[echo sphinx]

3 winstreak mm

[potent tree]

i played it like once way back when it released

[compact gazelle]

alright its getting late 🌙
someone make sure to lampoon the nanlet for me :3

[lost vault]

whats the point of a hypothetical of it isnt gonna happen

[echo sphinx]

how did i get 3 winstreak

[lunar zealot]

guys why can't we all just sing funky town like i'm doing

[stone shell]

(i actually did this one time and it still haunts me)

[lost vault]

nighty nighty :3

[humble gulch]

I can't, I play Cloverpit and random roblox Roguelikes instead (I need a laptop)

[lunar zealot]

we all know not to engage with ragebait

[fervent haven]

Most people blame luck for failure to naneinf when usually they did something wrong

[lunar zealot]

Won't you take me to

Funky town

Won't you take me to

Funky townnnnn

[echo sphinx]

yeah its called hindsight

[potent tree]

apparently this is one of the balatrocord zoo's rare "troll feeding" times

[deft panther]

I'll blame anything except my own poor decisions because I'm a real gamer

[serene forge]

hypothetically perfect gameplay would be like taking accuracy on floor 1 because you get multiple copies of blade dance soon after
taking accuracy without shiv cards is objectively wrong in a vacuum since you should not be adding useless garbage to the deck and you can't see the future

[sharp plank]

Gn

[lost vault]

luck is a big factor though, you need a handful of pieces to fall into the right places

[potent tree]

so it'd be a shame to miss

[lunar zealot]

i don't think accuracy can show up without having a shiv card in your deck though right

[serene forge]

it can

[fervent haven]

Yes it is a somewhat big factor, but many greatly overestimate it

[lunar zealot]

idk i have like double digit sts hours

[serene forge]

spire doesn't have any of those types of restrictions

[lost vault]

okay

[serene forge]

you can get catalyst without poison

accuracy without shivs

[floral mural]

god i want to come back to this game but pairslop isnt fun for me now ngl

[serene forge]

etc

[fervent haven]

New players blame their inability to win gold stake on luck

[lunar zealot]

Won't you take me to

Funky town

[lost vault]

if its such a big factor then you cant naneinf 90% of the time

[lunar zealot]

Won't you take me to

[potent tree]

be like me and fullhouse

[lunar zealot]

Funky townnnnn

[echo sphinx]

in balatro itll be taking magician card small blind and buying a packet for red seal becauss the third lucky card proc gives $20

[floral mural]

like yeah its a good way to win but damn i wanna play other stuff

[humble gulch]

Guys, whe should all just take it as ragebait and move on

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lost vault]

oki

[stone shell]

make a pairless save file

[serene forge]

could try playing abandoned deck

[lost vault]

umm meow meow moew ^w^

[serene forge]

you can do funny bullshit

[lost vault]

am i good boy

[fervent haven]

It's not ragebait btw

[deft panther]

This isn't even funny ragebait

[stone shell]

no ur a good girl

[lost vault]

:(

[serene forge]

@ancient gyro HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE

[fervent haven]

Genuinely not ragebaiting

[deft panther]

This is boring ragebait

[lost vault]

boyo

im boyo

[humble gulch]

That's why I'm taking it as ragebait, it's not worth the time :3

[echo sphinx]

The Family is a scaling jojer

[deft panther]

Just say that Obelisk is bad and stop trying so hard

[floral mural]

might just be me burned out on the game mentally as well aside from deck choice

[serene forge]

something a rage baiter would say

[stone shell]

why are your pronouns she/her then

[humble gulch]

Boo, triple mart with mart slide

[serene forge]

she feels like it

[lost vault]

idk they just are :3

[lost vault]

nooo

[waxen quartz]

actually what's the scaling on obelisk? maybe naninf that?

[drifting jungle]

I hate 8 ball

[lost vault]

woe, mart upon ye

[floral mural]

not in a bad way but i do end up burning out on roguelikes once i reach a point where they feel the same or frustrating

[deft panther]

Eternal Marble Joker or Eternal Certificate make your choice chud

[echo sphinx]

probably needs more hands than the age of the universr

[lost vault]

i HATE showman

[serene forge]

cert

tf

[floral mural]

dicey dungeons is very fun but damn its such rng bullshit at times

[echo sphinx]

:gold_stake:

[stone shell]

i hate you, blocked for not being fun

[lost vault]

we need a gold stake emote frfr

[deft panther]

I guess there are objectively correct choices bro might've been onto something

[potent tree]

I hate Misprint

[echo sphinx]

and other boss blinds

[fervent haven]

I just realized

[lost vault]

whats fun about the joker that fucks your booster packs

[fervent haven]

I massively wasted my time lmao

[lost vault]

dont we all

[waxen quartz]

ankh/ecto it. .2 per hand...500 hands, ew

[frank grove]

By playing endless yeah

[echo sphinx]

why does get to have its own emote

[lunar zealot]

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me

[deft panther]

Hooray!

[lost vault]

exaactly

[brittle ocean]

Ankh ecto

[potent tree]

[humble gulch]

Passage double voidbound guardian with shotgun :3

[potent tree]

because

[fervent haven]

Why tf would I talk abt the skill ceiling of naneinf with people that don't care abt naneinf (and haven't done it)

[fervent haven]

True

[echo sphinx]

oh my days

[lost vault]

nooo

[stone shell]

having showman pull 3 cavendishes

[serene forge]

this is the opposite of fun

[fervent haven]

Tbf I just got off a double shift tho

[stone shell]

well, its funny

[lost vault]

pacifier problem child voidbound baby

[serene forge]

[frank grove]

Go to Reddit bro

[fervent haven]

God forbid I waste some time before my next double shift tomorrow

[lunar zealot]

but mult cards are good

[lost vault]

grah

[sharp plank]

Id use hung man on myself

[humble gulch]

I find it pretty funny that passage enrages guardians

[floral mural]

showman doing absolutely nothing 95% of the time and 4% of the time ruining packs

[potent tree]

we need stickers here

[lunar zealot]

Dude you have a job and still play balatro

[floral mural]

this is apparently a good joker btw

[fervent haven]

Idk what u want from me

[echo sphinx]

1% chance, 99% faith

[fervent haven]

I admitted I wasted time

[lost vault]

i didnt even know tbh

[stone shell]

we showman fans believe in the 0.1% (the 0.9% went to endless usage)

[brittle ocean]

What’s wrong with that

[fervent haven]

Having a job and playing games occasionally is worse than not having a job and playing games?

[humble gulch]

It's pretty scary...

[lunar zealot]

Yes

[deft panther]

Chat why did I lose this run

[lost vault]

i dont take guardian much

im more of a telefragger guy

[sharp plank]

Discarded

[fervent haven]

God forbid I play a game I like after work lmao

[lost vault]

i play wanted

[humble gulch]

I don't even take it, I'm a scaredy cat

[deft panther]

I guess you made an objectively wrong choice

[echo sphinx]

lose??? nahhhh

[stone shell]

didnt have delayed grat

[humble gulch]

Diver supremacy

[serene forge]

ok I've had enough gn

[fervent haven]

Though you could argue it was still fun

[sharp plank]

Gn fork

[fervent haven]

Making it objectively the right choice

[waxen quartz]

what's the worst naninf situation you've gotten out of? I remember being in ante 15 with bull/ticket/repeater/bp/bs and questioning my life choices. somehow it worked out

[echo sphinx]

The Family is a scaling joker ahh

[lost vault]

id play diver but mu current mouse has its right click broken and my muscle memory has right click as alt ability

[fervent haven]

Ante 20 no boss reroll I think

[lost vault]

oh well

wanted is pretty fun :3

[fervent haven]

I've had some pretty close calls tho

[humble gulch]

I mean, you only need the alt with ninja belt anyways

[woven spire]

fym naneinf 8 vulcan? 😭

[lost vault]

this is true

[waxen quartz]

that's the fun of plasma. almost any random bs will get you to ante 15ish 🙂

[lost vault]

and i dont get that far very often

but still

me like wanted

:3

[fervent haven]

Lmao hi

[woven spire]

hii

[fervent haven]

Means I've naneinfed 8 times

[echo sphinx]

until purple stake

[humble gulch]

True nullscapers use prisoner

[lost vault]

have u done ante 39 tho

[lost vault]

dont have it yet

[fervent haven]

Similar to how everyone here has ++ is their name

[lost vault]

:3

[deft panther]

This was one of my most fun runs

[lost vault]

i dont

[woven spire]

i know lol, kinda crazy

[fervent haven]

How I feel abt 39 is how everyone else feels abt naneinf

[humble gulch]

Why is extreme so bad ❤️‍🩹

[deft panther]

Banner for moral support

[brittle ocean]

Ante 23 no palette no retcon and rolled down to $200 looking for a dna to survive

[waxen quartz]

naninf record is ante 2 AFAIK. ante 8 record was something like e2k, probably higher now

[fervent haven]

I could've 2 of the times but omg so boring and long

Turns 3 hours into 5 hours for what

[lost vault]

i know 39 is a whole pther beast but sirely uve gotta do it somepoint

[fervent haven]

Yeah prob

Just so much time

[lost vault]

same could be said for naninf tbh

[woven spire]

yeah like naneinf 8 times is somewhat enjoyable

[fervent haven]

I've got some wild bean bug runs

[fervent haven]

I am not sane

[woven spire]

fair

[fervent haven]

But I'm not insane enough to ante 39

[waxen quartz]

ante 32 is a big hurdle. the rest is robo-play

[brittle ocean]

Ante 39 is just the next step in the endless grind

[fervent haven]

Yeah I can see why ppl don't naneinf

[woven spire]

also, we know 😭

[brittle ocean]

Bean bug required

[lost vault]

-w-

[fervent haven]

But I have fun naneinfing

[lost vault]

i dont naneinf cuz um

cuz

i like other games

uwu

i larp balatro ngl i talk here way more than i play the game

[fervent haven]

I don't rlly have enough time any more to naneinf tho😭

[fervent haven]

Genuinely real

[woven spire]

i don’t have c++ but i’ve done a jool 5 in ksp

[brittle ocean]

Do you use a speedup mod

[woven spire]

that counts right

[lost vault]

i think i have over 100k messages in this seever

[fervent haven]

Ofc

[waxen quartz]

sorry meant not-perkeo. perkeo does anything

[fervent haven]

No speedup mod is torture honestly

[deft panther]

Perkeo is the worst legendary joker

[fervent haven]

Holy

[lost vault]

qwq

i need job

[icy hollow]

😭 😭 😭 -500 what the fuck

[sharp plank]

Fuck off

[fervent haven]

I mean...

[lost vault]

second worst?

[woven spire]

they used ante 39 in phone as torture back in the day

[deft panther]

It doesn't give xMult

[lost vault]

hm?

[humble gulch]

I have sent over 4000 images here

[sharp plank]

Yes it does

[lost vault]

rad

[echo sphinx]

GET OUT RAHHHH

[lost vault]

me when i lie

[deft panther]

It's situational

[brittle ocean]

That torture is what made me get Balatro on steam to get modded

[sharp plank]

Observatory + any planet

[humble gulch]

Second worst, the worst is trib

[sharp plank]

I’m serious

[lost vault]

observatory doesnt show up often

[deft panther]

That's not Perkeo that's observatory + any planet ☝️🤓

[woven spire]

no wonder lol

[fervent haven]

U maybe should

[sharp plank]

Worst case it’s still econ

[humble gulch]

Honestly between Trib and Perkeo the worst one is the one you hate the most

[deft panther]

Econ isn't score

[echo sphinx]

trib is fuckn LMAO breh

[lost vault]

probs

im lookin for one

[sharp plank]

It helps find score

[deft panther]

@fervent haven See bro you got a lot to learn when it comes to ragebaiting

[echo sphinx]

perkeo can literally copy nothing and still be Burnt Joker+

[woven spire]

honestly all souls should be red card value

[stone shell]

the worst legendary is canio because whenever i get it i just know that im not seeing hanged man in my run

[fervent haven]

I wasn't ragebaiting the first 90% of the convo honestly. Then I started ragebaiting at the end

[lost vault]

qwq

[fervent haven]

I was being genuine on that 80% tho

[humble gulch]

The worst legendary is Yorick because I never get Yorick

[fervent haven]

50-60% is prob realistic human limit

[deft panther]

Checkered Deck is the strongest deck Because it makes flushes very easy to draw

[lost vault]

the worst legendary is chicot cuz me no likey

[wanton breach]

Most fun deck

[humble gulch]

Painted and ghost

[fervent haven]

I understand it now

[echo sphinx]

mailed in is a bad joker because blue stake nerfs it

[fervent haven]

Red seals are the best seal for winning gold stake

[waxen quartz]

anaglyph. first ante or two of magic

[wanton breach]

Also chackered

[stone shell]

my best friends favorite deck is checkered because its the best deck to get lazy wins with

[humble gulch]

Checkered is boring ngl

[brittle ocean]

Superposition is a good joker cause you can generate a judgement for blueprint

[deft panther]

Gold Seals are the best seals for winning because econ is very important for finding the jokers you need.

[lost vault]

all jokers is the worst jooer because purple stake nerfs it

jooer

[stone shell]

boo a semi reasonable take

[wanton breach]

Yeah if you play for long enough

[echo sphinx]

its spelled jojers damnit learn your spelng

[humble gulch]

Nope, Mr. Bones makes it white stake again :3

[waxen quartz]

oh something I have horrible luck with: tarot looping. takes me forever to catch them all, think earliest I've done is ante 14

[fervent haven]

Plasma is the easiest gold stake deck since you can just get chips and win

[deft panther]

Now you're ragebaiting

[fervent haven]

Tarot looping is a nightmare to set up

[waxen quartz]

well. it's easy, now if perkeo would just cooperate about what I want copied...

[fervent haven]

Never set up a loop unseeded tho lol. I do shenanigans seeded occasionally

[brittle ocean]

Black deck is the easiest deck cause you can fit an extra Mr bones to counter purple stake

[deft panther]

Chat you open the Ante 2 Buffoon Pack and see an Egg and a Gift Card which one are you taking???

[stone shell]

i said semi because it actually has decent enough logic to follow through with

[fervent haven]

I got a question for u guys

Plasma white stake. Do you take the shop 1 joker pack if the voucher is bad?

[humble gulch]

Supernova is good because is a legendary style and rarer means better

[stone shell]

most likely egg but it depends on the roster at the moment

[echo sphinx]

no

[brittle ocean]

If the voucher is bad I hold r

[stone shell]

yes, it could be a rebate

[fervent haven]

I never take the pack but I feel like it's not ridiculous to take it either

[fervent haven]

Winning mentality

[stone shell]

honestly if im running plasma white stake im just looking for money

[brittle ocean]

Correction: I open the pack and reset the 90% of the time it doesn’t give a cracked Econ joker

[fervent haven]

Aren't we all

[waxen quartz]

loses a $ of interest. like 1/10 odds of finding something good?

[stone shell]

the actual scoring issue only begins at ante 3

[deft panther]

I buy the voucher

[echo sphinx]

ow

[fervent haven]

Psychopath

[brittle ocean]

Lowkey even with a rebate probably reset is a better use of time

[woven spire]

i mean is plasma white stake, not like i have any idea how to keep money

[waxen quartz]

on other hand 1/20000 of those packs has a neg copy joker

[stone shell]

small blinds giving money helps offset the loss of money

[brittle ocean]

Cause when I’m playing white plasma I’m playing for a deep endless run

[deft panther]

I'm something of a Planet Merchant myself

[stark karma]

It’s slightly funky that the hook triggers trading card but not burnt joker

I understand why

But still kinda funky

[fervent haven]

One out of 33,300 has a negative blueprint or brainstorm

[echo sphinx]

no its 50%

it happens or it doesnt

[stone shell]

now that i think about it i think it is a bit unfair that burnt doesnt get benefits for hook interactions

[deft panther]

You open the buffoon pack
Negative Brainstorm
Negative Blueprint (Rental)

Which you taking chat

[stone shell]

burnt needs a buff/j

[fervent haven]

Can't argue with that

[stone shell]

negative brainstorm and selling for interest

[clear mulch]

i think it's because the hand type is evaluated only on selected cards

[echo sphinx]

neg brain mmmmmmmm

[stark karma]

Yeahhh

[fervent haven]

Gotta get econ somehow

[stark karma]

It’s because a hand doesn’t get announced

[fervent haven]

Burnt doesnt but trading does?

[stone shell]

the game should crash because it doesnt find a valid hand to upgrade

[clear mulch]

but even then, wouldn't that make it upgrade your selected hand, the one you play? 🤔

[stark karma]

The question is if you play a pair and the hook discards a pair…?

[stark karma]

No that doesn’t make any sense

[clear mulch]

i mean, you're discarding and the selected hand is the one you're playing

[stone shell]

no it does

[clear mulch]

i'd say it makes sense

[stark karma]

But that’s not the one you discard

It says the hand you discard

[deft panther]

Ante 1
You open the buffoon pack
Rental Egg
Negative Perishable Gros Michel

Which you taking chat

[clear mulch]

when you discard, it evaluates the hand based on the ones you have selected and then the cards get discarded.

When the hook discards, the selected cards used to evaluate the hand type are the ones you are playing.

[modest mist]

Somehow got past The Mouth. Is there anything I should do to fix my build before the boss blind?

[waxen quartz]

ante 8, always banana

[modest mist]

My main hand for this run are Flushes

[clear mulch]

banana, duh

[deft panther]

I agree tbh

[clear mulch]

no downsides, egg is rental

eeewwww

[modest mist]

?

[waxen quartz]

don't get me wrong egg is always a take. rental i'd need to be at $25 already for egg

[clear mulch]

i'd say you're fine

[modest mist]

Really?

How so?

[clear mulch]

sell cartomancer

duh

[modest mist]

True.

[deft panther]

I've heard that scaling jokers can't be perishable is this true

[clear mulch]

yes

[deft panther]

Nice

[frank grove]

Yeah non retroactive scalers can’t be perishable

Things like nova and throwback can though

[floral mural]

another L for throwback

[deft panther]

Common skip tag L

[floral mural]

on top of the L of it being bad scaling for massivr cost

throwback could seriously use a rework ngl

the current effect just doesnt work imo

[clear mulch]

25 dollar skip tag ante 1 🤤

[floral mural]

either its pathetically weak or encourages not playing the game if its strong

[echo sphinx]

throwback gives the tag blind when selecting a blind

[frank grove]

Yeah it’s just not a great design in general

[deft panther]

Ante 1 is only time I really skip almost ever

I always skip the first blind if it's certain skip tags

[frank grove]

i like to skip big over small if I have the option to

[waxen quartz]

even black deck should be able to do 450 with no scoring, it's not that scary

[icy hollow]

I only rly skip for perishables

[frank grove]

Yeah it’s more about having more info earlier if you have the option

[deft panther]

If I get to the first shop after the small blind and there's a Blueprint or Brainstorm there that I can't afford I hold R out of principle alone

Run had bad vibes

[stone shell]

i think current throwback is actually find and skips in general just need to be more viable

[echo sphinx]

if skips become more viable then the game could fundamentally change

[frank grove]

Skips already got buffed and they still suck, I think buffing skips again is a bad choice

[echo sphinx]

id rather let throwback just give the skip tag when a blind is selected

[waxen quartz]

ya the old 1/2 skips were so bad

[modest mist]

🙏

That's my 5th win!

[floral mural]

the issue is a well designed skip is extremely situational

throwback wants you to skip every possibility

[deft panther]

What is this referring to?

[waxen quartz]

the joker skips were 1 in 2 to work at all

[deft panther]

Oh gross

What the hell

[brittle ocean]

This would be insanely op no?

[echo sphinx]

idk lmao

half of them are kinda just

"get 2 uncommon jokers"

[echo sphinx]

"get a holographic tag that could be on a rental eternal joker"

[waxen quartz]

boss reroll, etc. there's often skips you don't want

[brittle ocean]

Oh

[floral mural]

1 in 4? even more unusable

[brittle ocean]

For a second I thought you meant double tag

[frank grove]

Btw old neg tag is INSANE btw

[deft panther]

Those are actually so bad. That was back when the jokers weren't free either

[echo sphinx]

im sobbing

[frank grove]

yup

[brittle ocean]

Yeah auto activating the skip tag would be eh

[deft panther]

So you had a 1/5 for a negative that you still had to buy

[frank grove]

Skips have been buffed like 3 separate times and they still suck horribly

[deft panther]

Hopefully they'll get buffed again in the update

[waxen quartz]

it'd be strong, just occasional you don't want that to happen at all

[deft panther]

I think skipping as a whole needs buffed in some way but I'm not sure how

[icy hollow]

Cryptid skip tags

[deft panther]

Like regardless of tag

[frank grove]

Just one more buff guys surely this time !!!

[icy hollow]

Blueprint skip

[echo sphinx]

"joker tags now only apply on jokers with no stickers"

[deft panther]

That would be nice

[echo sphinx]

this will surely appease reddit

[deft panther]

If I skip for a joker tag and it has perishable I crash out and throw a fit

[frank grove]

If I skip for a joker tag I’ve already made a mistake

[stone shell]

i think throwback works okay enough with well designed skips since im not gonna complain about it giving 1.5x mult or smth

the only thing i would change is it specifically activating every time a tag is obtained for double tag synergy but that may be a bit much

[echo sphinx]

throwback sucks for at least a dozen reasons lol

[waxen quartz]

I've seen some pretty nutty rare tag queues. like 2 copy jokers, 3 invis, one of them neg

[frank grove]

Throwback is basically a polychrome in most runs but can encouraging hard skipping which isn’t usually something you want to do ever

[deft panther]

What is the worst skip tag in y'all's opinions

[echo sphinx]

speed tag

[deft panther]

Which one is speed tag

[waxen quartz]

$5 per skip

[frank grove]

Double tag skip is pretty bad generally

[echo sphinx]

gain a fixed amount of dollars when skipped

[frank grove]

Cause you have to then skip again

[deft panther]

Yeah speed is bad

[echo sphinx]

and hte amount is based on how many skips

[icy hollow]

Ngl i dont think i even know all the skip tags lol

[echo sphinx]

and it starts at 5

needs 8 skips to match Economy Tag

[stone shell]

double tag is okay as an effect from somewhere else but not from skipping

[echo sphinx]

like wht

skipping for double tag sucks lol

[icy hollow]

What if double tag doubled itself

[echo sphinx]

gambling squared

[frank grove]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[deft panther]

I foolishly took a boss reroll skip when I had a bunch of Double Tags and I watched in horror as it just flicked through several of the boss blinds

Wasted all my double tags

[stone shell]

boss blind: the dizzy

[echo sphinx]

me when anaglyth

[deft panther]

That wasn't even anaglyph I just got crazy cola RNG

Game gave me so many colas

Which is even worse

[stone shell]

i might be the only person to say this but i like anaglyph because of the lategame potential

[deft panther]

I wish it was anaglyph so they were double tags I just got passively

Anaglyph deck is hella fun

[echo sphinx]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[stone shell]

like im never skipping for a single mega arcana but

you got my interest when im getting 6 of them

[deft panther]

I don't always play anaglyph deck, but when I do I don't get shit worth skipping for until ante 8 and it's not even that worth it then

[frank grove]

Anaglyph is weird cause it’s very rng over half the skips I would just never consider taking even with 7 double tags

And you see so little tags across a whole run

[echo sphinx]

anaglyph would be more interesting if u could see further than 3 blinds

[glad scroll]

@tough moth

[frank grove]

Anaglyph would be more interesting if you could reroll the tags

[humble gulch]

Start with a double tag :3

[echo sphinx]

seed of all time

[frank grove]

This!!

[deft panther]

What about a joker that when sold grants all the skip tags in the current ante

[glad scroll]

now get two chicots like me

[echo sphinx]

no

[stone shell]

what if there was a voucher that can reroll tags idk

[frank grove]

Weak

[glad scroll]

why not?

[humble gulch]

Don't pollute my already polluted voucher pool

[echo sphinx]

nah

[glossy forge]

Is Incantation > Ouija combo valid or am i burning the kitchen

[glad scroll]

yah

[deft panther]

I'm a Magic Trick buyer

[humble gulch]

The kitchen has never been this cold

[glad scroll]

are you an illusion buyer tho?

[deft panther]

Of course

[glossy forge]

Means its good right 😌

[glad scroll]

you don't exist

[deft panther]

Though usually when I buy magic trick i die before it shows up

[frank grove]

I still love that illusions effect is still not fully implemented 😭

[stone shell]

potential in a trenchcoat

[deft panther]

I think magic trick should be able to have enhancements on the playing cards by default and then illusion enables editions and seals on them

[humble gulch]

Localthunk used Illusion as something to dump all the bugs in since no one buys it anyways

[stone shell]

i personally still like my idea of illusion being the first tier voucher and the second tier guaranteeing at least one change to the base card

[sleek pike]

Bro I love to the moon so much

[frank grove]

I love that he wrote “and seals” never implemented it into code, and people barely care cause no one uses it anyway 😭

[glad scroll]

counterpoint

[sleek pike]

To the moon is MUCH better

[glad scroll]

oh
i thought you're talking about colours

[humble gulch]

Imagine picking up Illusion and watching how your game crashes because you somehow scored naneinf and re-entered the run

[sleek pike]

Whar

[stone shell]

how is the moon a color 😭

[frank grove]

The “here win” voucher we’ve been missing all along 🔥

[glad scroll]

sun moon star and uhh

i forgor

[echo sphinx]

the World

mmmmmmmm

[glad scroll]

the world

[humble gulch]

Zawarudo

[brittle ocean]

Ngl id be pretty happy to pick up a red seal king

[echo sphinx]

red seal good

me love retrigger

me love magician give monis

[humble gulch]

"You see this slot?, it could've been a joker... nope!, take this bonus seven with holo"

[sharp mantle]

Hey, not sure if this is the right place to post this but I’m upgrading iPhones soon and I’m lowkey stressed my cloud save isn’t going to transfer to my new phone. Does anyone have any experience with that? Does it just automatically sync with iCloud?

[sleek pike]

All the seals are great

[brittle ocean]

Probably was just superposition anyway

[stone shell]

hey man thats chips AND mult, its value!!!

[humble gulch]

Not when you have scribbly joker

[ebon condor]

wait hold on how do unlock that one?

[brittle ocean]

What’s scribbly joker

[frank grove]

Does illusion even get much better if it did create seals? Given it would probably end up having a lower chance than edition does

[humble gulch]

I can't figure it out

[echo sphinx]

nope

[humble gulch]

A joker

[echo sphinx]

seals from packs come sooner than seals from shop

[humble gulch]

From the popular game Balatro

[stone shell]

to be fair, access to blue and purple seals is huge to me

[brittle ocean]

Legend has it that it already has a chance. It’s just the same chance as a wheel of fortune hitting so it never happens

[stone shell]

and im not complaining for getting more of those

[frank grove]

If it was 10% to generate and you needed two vouchers 😭

[deft panther]

Trading Card not being copyable by either blueprint or brainstorm is so devastating

[ebon condor]

meet potential voucher

[stone shell]

i believe in illusion

[deft panther]

But I understand why

[stone shell]

not magic trick but i believe in illusion

[humble gulch]

It's an illusion

[deft panther]

I auto buy magic trick

[humble gulch]

Haha, get it

Laugh please

[stone shell]

you cant gaslight someone whos already gaslighting themselves

[deft panther]

No because you said a instead of an

[brittle ocean]

The card is already destroyed after one trigger so there’s no card to give $3 from

[sleek pike]

Yeah that one eludes many of us to this day

[deft panther]

I know what I saw

[brittle ocean]

Same reason sixth sense can’t be copied but seance can

[deft panther]

My world is falling apart

[humble gulch]

Scribbly can be copied tho

[ebon condor]

"if it worked properly it might be a good voucher sometimes"
"you can get blue seals for the low price of $20 and some change and also the voucher would have to work properly"
"the shop bloat isnt that bad if you literally dont need anything from the shop"
s tier voucher

[stone shell]

saw what? its always been an "an"

[echo sphinx]

im gonna cry i cnat see a joker

[glad scroll]

there is a way to make him work multiple times

[frank grove]

How’d you get that one again

[stone shell]

you must be seeing things

[ebon condor]

buy it from the shop

[deft panther]

I know what you did

You've fooled the others but I saw

[humble gulch]

I don't know, man

[echo sphinx]

i lost

[frank grove]

Can’t see jokers I took illusion for red seal value sorry

[deft panther]

I've seen what you've done

[stone shell]

saw what though

[ebon condor]

valid

[echo sphinx]

c++ is a pain

[humble gulch]

C++ is fun

Scribbly carries

[echo sphinx]

how is c++ fun

[brittle ocean]

Credit score went up

[frank grove]

Scrabble joker when

[echo sphinx]

i saw no joker to sticker

[stone shell]

never forgetting the time i had to sell brainstorm to gold sticker credit card

[echo sphinx]

i am DEAD

[brittle ocean]

Oh what

[echo sphinx]

yeah the credit card is literally just to desperado reroll

[humble gulch]

I almost never pick up brainstorms

[brittle ocean]

You carried credit card to ante 8 and it wasn’t one you needed to sticker?

Ah

[echo sphinx]

i sob

[sleek pike]

Wait thats the mythical joker right? Or am I confusing it for something else

[frank grove]

You mean scribbly

[glad scroll]

you won okay?

[humble gulch]

Perhaps you confused it with scribbly joker

[glad scroll]

dont be sad because its over
rejoice because it happened

[echo sphinx]

everyone's c++ing left and right and my number hasn't even changed

[ebon condor]

just change it then silly

[glad scroll]

i don't

[echo sphinx]

i thought ill beat bus in a c++ mission

[ebon condor]

its YOUR nickname not ours

[sleek pike]

Good point, they're just so similar you know?

[stone shell]

i believe in you like i believe in superposition

[humble gulch]

It depends, only if I have scribbly seals

[echo sphinx]

lol die

[humble gulch]

Scribbly can't be copied while scribbly neither

[ebon condor]

local IDIOT DENIES quantum mechanics (einstein comes back from the dead and kills them in their sleep)

[stone shell]

you sob but i once took an eternal rental superposition and it singlehandedly saved a run

[humble gulch]

You sob but I took nat negative rental splash round 1

[brittle ocean]

You what

[glad scroll]

and then you woke up from your wet dream

[ebon condor]

you sob but i took perishable rental eternal negative showman ante 1

[stone shell]

i have screenshot proof of someone crashing out from me getting away with it

[echo sphinx]

WORST JOKER SUPERPOSITION pretending to carry weight icb you're defending him 🥀

[humble gulch]

My wet dream is cuddles and hugs

[haughty condor]

finally i've achieved The Crash

[stone shell]

calling superposition the WORST joker is diabolical man

tribe is RIGHT THERE

[humble gulch]

You sob but I took rental perishable eternal negative seance round 1

[echo sphinx]

TRIBE IS AN XMULT

[haughty condor]

tribe is decent early game

[echo sphinx]

SUPERPOSITION DOES NOTHING

[glad scroll]

you wanted to naninf but your pc refused

[stone shell]

TRIBE DOESNT DOUBLE MY MULT IT DOUBLES MY ODDS OF LOSING A RUN

[haughty condor]

superposition is good tfym

[ebon condor]

you sob but i took holographic constellation ante 4

[haughty condor]

its good earlygame

[frank grove]

Of all the tarot gen superpos is prettyyyyy stinky

[haughty condor]

obviously pales in comparison to hallucination and others but its not the worst

[glad scroll]

i once got tribe when i wanted a canio really

[humble gulch]

At least it's not scribbly

[haughty condor]

tribe is for people who just love their flushes

[frank grove]

Wait do you know how to unlock this one yet?

[stone shell]

ive had a run once when superposition fucking popped off because i managed multiple ace-straights a round

[echo sphinx]

"here, i will generate a tarot. just play a Ace, King, Queen, Jack, Ten."
HES A FRAUD BRO

[haughty condor]

if ur good at deck fixing and picking the right jokers then superposition is super positively good

[frank grove]

and I had idol do e16 in ante 8 doesn’t make idol any good 😭

[ebon condor]

superposGPT generate me a tarot card

[humble gulch]

I've heard you have to , that simple

[haughty condor]

its the same people who hate superposition that hate delayed gratification

as far as ive noticed

[echo sphinx]

delayed is better than superposition because it gives four dollars

[haughty condor]

6

[stone shell]

i dislike delayed grat but love superposition ig i dont exist </3

[echo sphinx]

superposition gives one doller

[frank grove]

Hating the worst jokers in their category makes sense

[ebon condor]

delgrat is better than super-- because you can use it

[glad scroll]

hmm

[haughty condor]

i didnt say the people who hate delayed grat hate superpos

[ebon condor]

satellite??

[humble gulch]

Here's a list of tarot cards I can give you:

• Sun
• Sun
• Sun
• Sun

[haughty condor]

superpos is good

obviously ass late game

[stone shell]

you can hold onto a bad tarot for tarot blocking

[haughty condor]

but still decent

[frank grove]

Satellite has its weird late game niche but it sucks early, whilst delgrat just sucks

[glad scroll]

you are my sunshine
my only sunshine...

[haughty condor]

SON

[echo sphinx]

BRO HE COSTS FOUR DOLLARS IN A BUFFOON PACK

[humble gulch]

Son card

[frank grove]

Satellite is also uncommon so it has bbc value

[ebon condor]

delgrat is golden joker with green joker specifically think of the value

[echo sphinx]

I CAN BUY A TAROT FOR THREE

[glad scroll]

what if we made triboulet better?

[stone shell]

ARE YOU ONLY USING SUPERPOSITION FOR ONE STRAIGHT AND THEN SELLING IT

DO YOU THINK ITS A SEANCE

[vale shale]

I use superposition for all straights ❤️‍🩹

[humble gulch]

Seance it's better ngl

[ebon condor]

tbf this situation comes up waaay more often that satellite being remotely helpful

[echo sphinx]

NO

I DONT GET THE STRAIGHT H E WANTS

[frank grove]

True, but the second I have any value from my discards I would rather a satellite cause it at least will give me a dollar 😭

[stone shell]

one spectral every 10 years 💔

[humble gulch]

Vs one tarot every 10 years :3

[echo sphinx]

@stone shell i dont like this

[ebon condor]

faire but methinks delgrat provides higher value more often in more runs

[echo sphinx]

lets call truce

[stone shell]

i agree

[haughty condor]

im back

[vale shale]

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[stone shell]

seance is NOT better than superposition

[stone shell]

checkered

[haughty condor]

superpos is good if u have shortcut thats for sure

[vale shale]

Check red

[echo sphinx]

bloodstone is good with oops

[vale shale]

Spectred

[haughty condor]

yea but the thing is theyre still good indivudally

superpos still gives tarots just play the right cards

[echo sphinx]

NO THEY'RE NOT

[vale shale]

Vampire is good with midas

[haughty condor]

bloodstone is good even without oops

[ebon condor]

no its not you still have to play flushes (not pairs = f tier)

[haughty condor]

pairslop enjoyer ^^^

[echo sphinx]

real

[humble gulch]

I didn't play enough Nullscape today

I'm gonna die

[vale shale]

No it's not lol

[stone shell]

i havent seen takes this bad since my days as a newbie im sorry

[haughty condor]

im talking about earlygame

[vale shale]

Also bad

[haughty condor]

are we talking about checkered deck

[vale shale]

🥀

[echo sphinx]

bad

baf terrible

[vale shale]

Anything

[echo sphinx]

doesn't describe this muck

[haughty condor]

thats the context i was reading afaic

[ebon condor]

wdym this is like the most common reddit take 😭

[vale shale]

Bloodstone is bad in general

[haughty condor]

oh i thought we were talking about that deck in particular

[stone shell]

i dont have reddit

[echo sphinx]

bloodstone is best sold

[frank grove]

even on checkered bloodstone alone isn’t amazing or good

[haughty condor]

yea bloodstone obviously isnt good without oops

i still think superpos is good

[vale shale]

✅

[frank grove]

It’s the worst in its category but it’s still tarot gen I guess

[humble gulch]

Buff bloodstone to "no longer appears in the shop"

[ebon condor]

i will concede that bloodstone can be marginally useful in the very early game if you have LITERALLY no other option

[haughty condor]

diddybludstone 💀

[haughty condor]

of course

[echo sphinx]

judgement nerf

[ebon condor]

like if my a1 buffoon had bloodstone or showman ill ride the heart train

[stone shell]

bloodstone in the early game is like

hella cooked

[ebon condor]

for like 2 rounds until i get +mult and i can sell bloodstone for econ

[haughty condor]

all ante 1 buffoons that i get should be poly blueprint

[stone shell]

im gonna be honest

[haughty condor]

me too

[vale shale]

Be honest

[ebon condor]

im gonna lie

[stone shell]

im gonna lie chat

baron is a good joker for ante 8

[haughty condor]

guys lets add ic after the 3rd letter of our name

[ebon condor]

i have clicked the endless mode button at some point in the past year

[humble gulch]

Should've said that scribbly joker is bad

[haughty condor]

i always run endless mode tbh but only if i have a nice run going already

[deft panther]

If I buy a buffoon pack and there's not a game winning joker in there I reset the run

[haughty condor]

if its some pairslop or groker then im just gonna start a new run

[deft panther]

I don't ever buy a blueprint if it's not polychrome

[stone shell]

ive only ran endless a few times to check my scaling jokers and send a screenshot to balatrocord

[haughty condor]

Son

[deft panther]

xMult is the only Mult that matters

[ebon condor]

i only buy blueprint if its not polychrome because poly blueprint is suboptimal for copying +mult jokers so

[echo sphinx]

i endless for screenshot ante 9 xmuly

[haughty condor]

new joker fokr

fork

[ebon condor]

also blueprint shouldnt be poly she and brainstorm are yuri for each other and each other only

[haughty condor]

bluestorm 4eva

[frank grove]

Bluescribbly

[ebon condor]

how to unlock the BLUE scribbled joker

[humble gulch]

Scribbly license

[haughty condor]

ok can i start a new topic

[vale shale]

I endless to get the money the ante 8 boss gives because it's disrespectful to beat the boss blind then not take the prize money you get for beating

[haughty condor]

who would win 100 gorillas or 1 men

[stone shell]

i think we're losing the plot here

[humble gulch]

Scribbly (+4 mult)

[stone shell]

it depends, what's the edition of the man

[echo sphinx]

foiled

[haughty condor]

foil

[stone shell]

like no edition gorillas easily solo but it's a hot topic if he's holographic

[vale shale]

Probably polychrome

[frank grove]

does the man have a “the wall”

[haughty condor]

gorillas are all poly

[knotty zodiac]

100 .out sized illumi's or 1 illumi sized .out?

[haughty condor]

no the man is on jokerless

[deft panther]

Negative Man

[humble gulch]

It depends, how tall is Illumi?

[haughty condor]

photochad vs chad taking photo

[stone shell]

oh easily the man the gorillas are pounding everyone else but him

[frank grove]

How about 100 locked scribbles vs a royal flush

[knotty zodiac]

i heard they're 7' 7"

[ebon condor]

i will not be denying this

[deft panther]

These aren't real people you're making this up

[knotty zodiac]

for silly people who don't use freedom units, that's a metric fuckton

[humble gulch]

Well, I'm 6' 7"

[stone shell]

lowk we are losing the plot

where's the hourly person posting a run not in run discussions

[deft panther]

Chat what do I do

[humble gulch]

I have no idea of how freedom units work

[ebon condor]

heres your screenshot of a run you happy

[knotty zodiac]

1. deliver freedom
2. oil prices go... up?

hm

[deft panther]

Just as God intended

[glad scroll]

pray

[humble gulch]

The only freedom unit I know is smoots

[stone shell]

im gonna be honest my brain omitted the "prices go..." part and i was questioning my life decisions for a minute

[deft panther]

I'm still malding over that run I beat earlier on black deck with 5 jokers because I forgot it was black deck

[ebon condor]

if youre ever confused on how freedom units work just use this helpful graph

[frank grove]

Shaftment unit 😭

[humble gulch]

Let me just take a poppy seed of water with my fathorn of pizza

[stone shell]

thought this was a basketball court 😭

[humble gulch]

What the fuck is a barleycorn

[haughty condor]

im losing my mind

[ebon condor]

my car goes about .0004 furlongs/fortnight

[haughty condor]

tryna sign up for dual enrollment classes

[haughty condor]

balatro in fortnite

furlong sounds like a disease a dog would get

[stone shell]

balatro server tried to use the ankh but it hits the Oa6 instead of literally any of our braincells

[ebon condor]

i think it would just be a descriptor actually

[humble gulch]

Now we have 2 .Outs

[ebon condor]

is it because youre 6

[humble gulch]

I'm 3

My evil twin is .Oat

[knotty zodiac]

what happened to .oet .oit .oot .oyt

[humble gulch]

Scribbly ate them

[echo sphinx]

the file naming convention would lkke to have a word

[knotty zodiac]

bomb.hosh

[echo sphinx]

neal.fun

[humble gulch]

Who's .Out

[digital pewter]

GRAHHHH

[knotty zodiac]

i beat the pw game

[knotty zodiac]

btw someone's about to pass your 917ws, time to win a few more

[echo sphinx]

holy shit

[knotty zodiac]

we saved paul

[digital pewter]

balatrodle stuff

||i got today's balatrodle in three. i saw erosion, saw it was a higher cost, non scaling, non rng, non uncommon joker, and went to put in blueprint as my next guess||

||AND I PUT BLUE JOKER BY MISTAKE WHEN BLUEPRINT WAS CORRECT||

||I COULDA GOTTEN IT IN 2||

[digital pewter]

ah, true, i'll update it

[echo sphinx]

is that a little 2 i see in your name

[digital pewter]

yeah it's the squared symbol

people use it as a means to show like

"i've gotten c++ twice!"

[sleek pike]

c++□
Squared

[knotty zodiac]

wen c++ hypercubed

[digital pewter]

wait... it's fire?

[digital pewter]

that's c++^3

[echo sphinx]

@knotty zodiac WDYM YOU C++ TWICE

[knotty zodiac]

lolol i was racing you to your first vs my second... xD

[echo sphinx]

?¿??¿¿??¿¿?¿¿¿??

[sleek pike]

^4, actually

[digital pewter]

oh, damn

[echo sphinx]

and i still cant get parei

[vale shale]

🫂

[digital pewter]

oh are you 149/150?

[vale shale]

I lost allat of flush levels

[echo sphinx]

nope

[digital pewter]

oh

[knotty zodiac]

itll come. just gotta cram those wins in

[echo sphinx]

i have random uncommons that. just dont exist

and commons

i thought common is supposed to be easy to find

[sleek pike]

Some of them have conditions to appear

[echo sphinx]

ye i got all of them

[digital pewter]

oh yeah i've been trying to gold sticker sports joker for like 3 months straight

[echo sphinx]

glass steel

stone

lucky

[sleek pike]

I'm only at 54% joker stickers rn

[echo sphinx]

die as fric

[digital pewter]

can we please rework firefighter btw

most counterintuitive joker of all time

[sleek pike]

Who?

[digital pewter]

firefighter

btw the game doesn't tell you this but there's actually 151 jokers ingame

[sleek pike]

[knotty zodiac]

the mew of jokers

[digital pewter]

you only unlock the 151st once you gold sticker all other jokers and find out it's you

[knotty zodiac]

everyone here with a ++ in their name has seen it but we rarely talk about it

i think justbearit sometimes erases it from balatrowiki whenever someone tries to update it

[sleek pike]

Wasn't that the early rumor? Now we know there's WAY more steps

[digital pewter]

oh, right, you have to beat all challenges too

that's an additional like 20 runs minimum

[knotty zodiac]

is there a balatro challenge speedrun format?

[digital pewter]

wait

[sleek pike]

No it was something like having exactly 777 wheel of fortune cards I think

[digital pewter]

the concept of getting c++ for balatro but only allowing yourself to gold sticker each joker one at a time