🕹・game-discussion

[scarlet girder]

I'll probably take spaceman ngl

i need more pair levels

where is burnt joker

[light brook]

hmo on a harder jokerless: literally just jokerless but with an eternal showman

[hallow bolt]

run is already won

[compact gazelle]

dustpan

[hallow bolt]

buy space joker and litreally just coast until ante 8

[frank grove]

Omg 2 temperance’s shop one !! Yay

[hallow bolt]

replace riff with an econ joker

[rancid lichen]

whatz hmo

[pale wolf]

make it negative so it cant have wheel hits

[scarlet girder]

i took golden ticket

[light brook]

hear me out

[scarlet girder]

i have a few gold cards

[terse vale]

on what

[hybrid tendon]

water

[versed sable]

temperance value

[light brook]

true and also make it something so that way you can’t get temperance value

[pale wolf]

i think its worth the temperance value gain

[light brook]

someone asked what hmo means

[pale wolf]

holo is like +5 planet levels

[brave pecan]

tf do i even do man

[pale wolf]

well i guess not for glass lol

[scarlet girder]

do i sell golden ticket for cola

[hallow bolt]

chad for droll easy

[pale wolf]

but polychrome from hex/wheel would be there

[brave pecan]

makes sense

[versed sable]

showman is only barely hurtful to jokerless
you ain't getting the money to tarot block

[brave pecan]

i dont think droll would even make a stratch compared to photochad

[scarlet girder]

oh hey the plant

[versed sable]

temperance not being a dead card is benefit enough imo

[scarlet girder]

sorry buddy im not running photochad today

[light brook]

what if we KILLED temperance

[pale wolf]

you'd get $4?

[solar meteor]

sure idm (idm don’t mind)

[pale wolf]

thats like getting 2 priestesses with bad planets

[hallow bolt]

japan something something something

[versed sable]

emperor -> temperance is the main point i think

[scarlet girder]

lovely anyways im taking aura

[solar meteor]

belgian waffles in japan

my fav snack

[tawdry epoch]

no all in on copying blueprint and getting the duo next reroll

[pale wolf]

its so easy when you're belgian japan

[scarlet girder]

photo im not taking you bro

[solar meteor]

in case i get hung

[light brook]

if showman went to japan he’d still be not cool

only not cool thing in japan

[hallow bolt]

what?

[light brook]

hung men

[serene forge]

sell photo buy gronkler

[pale wolf]

yea everything is definitely cool in japan definitely no dystopian elements

[low hornet]

Why does the credit card joker even exist?

[light brook]

place: japan

[solar meteor]

so happy

[brave pecan]

sonion

[serene forge]

instead of paris syndrome it should be called japan syndrome

[light brook]

to help you go in debt

[hallow bolt]

misogyny student stress capitalism xenophobia

[hybrid tendon]

japan : 💀

[serene forge]

photo sucks

[hallow bolt]

ageing population

[scarlet girder]

yk now that you mentioned it i should probably be copying spaceman

it's so hard to type like this

[tawdry epoch]

use it like you would a normal credit card

[pale wolf]

well i should hope every countrys population ages otherwise its just a buncha vampires

[light brook]

romania doesn’t age then

[fringe nebula]

you just need to slap "made in japan" label and it will be good

[pale wolf]

✝️

[hallow bolt]

its more a low birth rate issue

[pale wolf]

thanks for the response

[light brook]

also pennsylvania or whatever

[solar meteor]

you’re welcome

[hallow bolt]

np (no problem)

[pale wolf]

transylvania must be where all those hot girls are from

[scarlet girder]

acrobat or

[light brook]

i think they mentioned something about pennsylvania transitioning though? idk

[solar meteor]

south korea is also facing a similar issue

[hallow bolt]

just skip

pair levels + half joker + 4x from duo is enough to win

[scarlet girder]

i should be looking for card sharp nvm

[light brook]

doesn’t the government only let them have like 1 kid or something

[pale wolf]

that was china like 40 years ago

[earnest flame]

Weee

[light brook]

bro is hackin they wee 🗣️

[serene forge]

i cant believe they wokeified pennsylvania

[scarlet girder]

spaceman is not cooperating

[pale wolf]

holy shit like 10 years ago

absolutely wild

[earnest flame]

hacking the wee hiking the threes

[hallow bolt]

put half joker on the right to reduce score, so you can play more hands

[serene forge]

no im not

[scarlet girder]

I'm just playing five cards to get my golds

[light brook]

i just ate a bee and pissed on a tree but if you ask me i’ll get it for free

[scarlet girder]

half isn't really doing anything

[earnest flame]

Well I was actually just hiking the gold seal twos

[light brook]

all the hot ladies i know have a 🏳️‍⚧️ in they bio, what country is that from? (this sounds targeted to be clear i am making a joke and am not hitting on anyone okay are we clear okay we’re clear)

[compact gazelle]

6 minutes before: deep words
then:

[hallow bolt]

spam pairs to level up pair for chip

[scarlet girder]

i know.

[hallow bolt]

all the hot ladies i know are from 🏴‍☠️

[compact gazelle]

lebanon

[brave pecan]

aight

[pale wolf]

stay above $25 for interest

[scarlet girder]

it's looking at me

[solar meteor]

melatonin just hit

[earnest flame]

again I remind people that chip only plasma is one of the best things you can do in balatro

[compact gazelle]

zzz

[light brook]

they call treasure booty for a reason

[scarlet girder]

[hallow bolt]

i dont like ladies

[pale wolf]

me dying in my 6th plasma attempt in a row: wait why was i doing this again

[light brook]

gooner gachaslop reference!

[earnest flame]

how many of those deaths are when u pivot to mult

[tawdry epoch]

0.00001% chance of insane naneinf ante 39 run

[pale wolf]

0% for me

[scarlet girder]

bro the wheel flipped a card and i leveled up two pair

[hallow bolt]

ooh but when the run hits

[scarlet girder]

amazing

[earnest flame]

im pretty sure if you play perfectly you could streak couple ante 39 runs with bean bug

[serene forge]

remove photograph from the game

[hallow bolt]

nah you'd still lose to voucher rng

[compact gazelle]

gooner gacha my beloved
it’s not slop because it has burnice

[pale wolf]

that would be a funny "streak"
how many nans can you route in consecutively rolled seeds

[earnest flame]

voucher rng can be bypassed almost completely by money

[hallow bolt]

even 2 would be impressive

[hybrid tendon]

no ?

[hallow bolt]

colas are rng and so are voucher skips

[serene forge]

not if you never get a voucher skip lmfao

[light brook]

i’ve never played gacha games aside cookie run idk gambling doesn’t really interest me

[solar meteor]

luck and skill in my game

[earnest flame]

that is the one thing that can end it

[serene forge]

people need to stop acting like skill goes into endless gameplay

[tawdry epoch]

all gacha games are slop

[serene forge]

true

[solar meteor]

aka the one thing you can’t control

[hallow bolt]

naneinf number one barrier is voucher luck

[hybrid tendon]

it's a pretty fucking big thing

[compact gazelle]

don’t gamble in gacha games just play for fun like any other game

[scarlet girder]

dang it i have eternal hologram I could've had an oops for spaceman

[light brook]

but big pull=dopamine ☹️

[hallow bolt]

everything else is simple just make red steel and purple

[compact gazelle]

why am I talking I don’t even play gachas

im in the zzz community for art and memes

[hallow bolt]

photochad until ante 12 then find a baron

[solar meteor]

larping in the wrong community

yeah i also like their

[compact gazelle]

yes indeed
dopamine be goin hard

[solar meteor]

art

[pale wolf]

its hilarious watching gacha 'gamers' throw money into the ether only to very occasionally get a pile of shiny dust back

[earnest flame]

what are the odds of not a single voucher skip before ante 24

[light brook]

so true i could never have the commitment to spend real life money on a mobile game

[hallow bolt]

skill ceiling is reached once u understand which jokers are good then its all rng from there

[pale wolf]

this is what happens when pokemon cards are sold out bc of scalpers

[light brook]

the only time i’d spend money on a game outside of purchasing it is a really cool dlc

[compact gazelle]

mathematically optimizing everything is what the good ones do
so they’re just analysts without a company to do meaningful analysis for

[hallow bolt]

even a voucher skip with like 5 double tags does not guarantee you'll find antimatter and retcon

[scarlet girder]

im winning even without using half joker pairs are so broken

[solar meteor]

gamestop was never the same since then

[compact gazelle]

art.

[earnest flame]

antimatter is not needed if you do bean bug, that is literally what I said

[solar meteor]

art

[serene forge]

fucking idiot picked hitorinbo enby in a public lobby

[pale wolf]

gamestop is like the lolcow of companies

[hallow bolt]

bean requires luck or retcon and even more rng to find bean in ante 8

[earnest flame]

and with bean bug you are not gonna need retcon at all

[pale wolf]

nobody respects them

[serene forge]

non zero chance

[solar meteor]

which requires more rng than default burger snake

[scarlet girder]

should i pivot to baron mime for the naneinf

[hallow bolt]

if u dont find burg you';ll only hit bean once and still die to the psychic or plant or smth

[compact gazelle]

gacha games are a living disaster and microtransactions are trash

[serene forge]

naneinf is surely happening on blue deck

[pale wolf]

do you know what routing means

[solar meteor]

that’s not completely true

[hallow bolt]

just put the fries in the bag and go gold stake

[light brook]

bro where are we supposed to look

[hallow bolt]

do you mean seeded routing

[pale wolf]

yea

[compact gazelle]

where’s the red arrow and mr beast reaction face

[hallow bolt]

i dont play seeded

[pale wolf]

thanks your input again

[light brook]

not enough indication 😔

[modest mist]

Has anyone tried doing naneinf Ante 39 on every deck?

[solar meteor]

where is the key jingle

[earnest flame]

I mean with bean bug you are gonna make so much money that finding a luchador here and there shouldnt be that hard

[solar meteor]

@versed sable

[hallow bolt]

its only really viable on ghost and plasma without doing a seeded run

[versed sable]

oh dear

[solar meteor]

ante based shops:

[scarlet girder]

have you guys played the fake version of balatro on roblox or was that just me being broke and not being able to afford the real deal

[compact gazelle]

well
have you?

[solar meteor]

oh goodness

[light brook]

aaaand it’s awoken…

[versed sable]

non
that sounds scary

[tawdry epoch]

all you

[pale wolf]

unseeded a39 gauntlet

[versed sable]

sob

[modest mist]

Hypothetically speaking, it is possible to do naneinf Ante 39 on every deck on gold stake.

[light brook]

that’s all yall i’m gonna sit this one out ✌️

[scarlet girder]

i naneinfed on CARDLIKE instead of balatro 🥹

[hybrid tendon]

I don'T have the stats rn, I could calculate it, but before doing that I can tell you it has happened multiple times to multiple people

[compact gazelle]

i was just imagining your messages in here every few months going “I did one”

“1/15”

[earnest flame]

I know, it has happened to me too

[versed sable]

now you're tempting me

[modest mist]

Idk lol, we'll see

[compact gazelle]

it would be very funny if you were to replicate what you did for the money run 15 times

[pale wolf]

imagine a non plasma nan run
now imagine it almost the exact same 13 more times

[serene forge]

how many claws from slay the spire does it take to naneinf

[light brook]

unseeded a39 gs gauntlet, gotta beat em in a row without dying

[hallow bolt]

reset until negative perkeo in first shop i guess

[glass creek]

The ultimate torture method

[modest mist]

Gold Stake Black Deck would probably be the run killer.

[hybrid tendon]

since there's 24 tags in the game we can assume it's still a pretty high chance with 48 tags in 24 antes

[light brook]

on 0.5 speed too

[scarlet girder]

black deck is honestly a "good" deck to naneinf on if you ignore the downside

[compact gazelle]

the first deck is the run killer

[modest mist]

How do you figure?

[compact gazelle]

don’t forget mobile with no mods the way fern did it

[pale wolf]

a lot of things are possible with that caveat

[modest mist]

Gold Stake Red Deck can't be that hard, right?

[waxen quartz]

joker slots are a premium, black deck gives you one

[compact gazelle]

ante 39 naneinf?

[glass creek]

Yeah but getting to ante 39

[modest mist]

Yeah.

[compact gazelle]

yeah the first deck is the run ender and the second deck is ending everything that gets through

[scarlet girder]

y'all ever bought to the moon and then actually went to the moon

[hallow bolt]

i think they meant even winning on the first deck is really difficult

[compact gazelle]

ante 39 naneinf gold stake red deck is just
not realistically happening much

[light brook]

i’d accept mods that hinder your experience (ie, time slowers like a 0.25x speed)

[hallow bolt]

negative perkeo start maybe

[compact gazelle]

so yes the first deck is the run killer for a39 gs gauntlet

[versed sable]

i should rotate between every deck on each attempt
funny

[light brook]

the more torturous the run the better

[compact gazelle]

oh hell yea

[pale wolf]

has anybody actually done a39 gs

[scarlet girder]

oh noooo 😢😢😢😢

[hallow bolt]

voucher luck + ante 8-16 survival too difficult

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[hallow bolt]

im trying

[light brook]

wait let’s see who can make the most tortuous scenario in balatro

[pale wolf]

https://youtu.be/NUSU3ZcJfZ8?si=9495nmBiKvyMLqUq

this guy did

pretty wild

[versed sable]

my run, tbh

[hallow bolt]

i spy a perkeo

[light brook]

props to bro

[scarlet girder]

I'd honestly take supernova over half joker rn

[compact gazelle]

half your runs just being not-the-one from the very start sounds so fun

[modest mist]

Once I get good enough at the game, I'll do it, just because.

[light brook]

i feel i’m missing context which one 😞

[pale wolf]

dude played it on steamdeck

[hallow bolt]

even if you play perfectly like stockfish theres still too much luck involved

[compact gazelle]

the one for the money amount in their name :3

[hallow bolt]

probably <1% of seeds can get you to ante 39

wait ehh actually idk

[light brook]

ahhh gotcha gotcha

[solar meteor]

too optimistic

[tawdry epoch]

smaller

[modest mist]

Technically speaking, there's an infinite amount of seeds. Meaning there's an infinite amount of possibilities.

[pale wolf]

that is not remotely true

[light brook]

i remember someone said a statistic like 1/3 seeds can naneinf or something which is crazy

[modest mist]

How many seeds are there in the game, then?

[hallow bolt]

but your time is limited and hitting the 1% of seeds every tiem is difficult

[pale wolf]

2.3 trillion

[serene forge]

there is not an infinite number of seeds

[light brook]

about e14 seeds are possible iirc

[scarlet girder]

it must be done.

[solar meteor]

2.3 trillion

[compact gazelle]

@versed sable what were the specifics again

[tawdry epoch]

sell hologram

[hallow bolt]

ive hit ante 39 3 times and i dont think ive played anywhere close to 300 runs

[tawdry epoch]

he had a good run

[compact gazelle]

high money run with no speed ups is what I remember

[tawdry epoch]

unfortunate

[scarlet girder]

okay

[solar meteor]

are my messages being rate limited again omg

[modest mist]

Okay, sorry for being wrong again

[hallow bolt]

although i understand this is not statistically relevant at all

[scarlet girder]

actually nevermind spaceman can stay

[pale wolf]

there can't be infinite seeds or else they'd have to be infinitely long

thats balatro theory

[compact gazelle]

untrue
just make infinite characters! :3

[pale wolf]

true then it can be 1 character long

[hallow bolt]

50 characters should cut it

[compact gazelle]

every time you run out of possible seeds you ask Unicode to make another character

[hallow bolt]

36^50 seeds is enough

[scarlet girder]

remember how this run only happened because i took two rare skips

[light brook]

yo bro load up $&25§£9] it’s got a fire start

[modest mist]

Even at 2.3 trillion seeds, there's a certain combination of seeds that makes an a39 gs gauntlet possible

[pale wolf]

i think 2.3 trillion is enough for me personally

[tawdry epoch]

this proves that rare skips are the best decision you can make in balatro

[compact gazelle]

insert 8 random traditional chinese characters here

[scarlet girder]

invisible joker brainstorm

[versed sable]

this explains enough ?

[solar meteor]

i won’t be there to figure it out

[pale wolf]

btw you can only actually play 1.8 trillion seeds unseeded

[compact gazelle]

how long per hand was it again

[light brook]

here come the debate: do yall think there’s an unbeatable seed (i personally think no)

[earnest flame]

man this seed was awesome, black deck gold stake 2̴͆̒͐͒ē̶̒̑̌e̷̔͋͑͝1̶̛̓͊͠f̵̏́̕͝h̵̛̅͒͠asdc̡c̴̈̈̈̿s̷̿̆̓̒ here is the seed

[scarlet girder]

ok bye guys

[hallow bolt]

yes but even if 10% of seeds can achieve ante 39, getting 15 wins in a row is like a 1 in 1 quadrillion chance

[light brook]

elaborate

[hallow bolt]

and your time on this earth is limited

[compact gazelle]

something something 0s and Os

[modest mist]

Are the other seeds just not possible to access unseeded?

[pale wolf]

you only roll 8 character seeds without O in them

no spaces and no Os

[versed sable]

8:42 on normal hands

[hallow bolt]

actually i've always wanted to know

[light brook]

i figured it was something with the o and 0

[pale wolf]

the has to be 8 characters long part is much more significant

[light brook]

jesus christ 🙏

[hallow bolt]

yk how on gold stake all the seeds you roll wiht a soul on them always gives you a legendary that doesn't have a gold sticker?

[modest mist]

But that doesn't mean the odds are zero, and therefore possible.

[hallow bolt]

does balatro have a built in seed filter for that

[earnest flame]

oh I see the dream angle

[compact gazelle]

infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters could not make the balatro gold stake ante 39 gauntlet happen before the universe ended

[modest mist]

Statistically speaking, it's possible. Rare, yes, but still possible.

[hallow bolt]

techincally possible but like there are only 8 billion people on this planet and even if everyone is constantly playing balatro it would still take like a million runs

[pale wolf]

it filters the seed so the first one is an unstickered legendary yes

[hallow bolt]

well said

[solar meteor]

it goes through the very huge legendary joker queue that doesn’t look at stickers and picks the first one

[earnest flame]

in theory its possible, but in practice it is actually impossible

[hallow bolt]

interessante

[earnest flame]

there are certain things that are so rare that they just cannot happen

[light brook]

correct

[serene forge]

it's possible in theory but so rare that it's statistically impossible

[light brook]

like a wheel hitting

[hallow bolt]

i just reset for ante 1 arcana skip to get the last legenadry jokers on c++

[compact gazelle]

so basically fern had a lot of fun doing this for a few months

[tawdry epoch]

Wheel disrespect will not be tolerated.

[waxen quartz]

ante 32 is a pretty big hurdle on plasma. it takes double that to do other decks...

[light brook]

same with a nonwinning run

[hallow bolt]

moderate risk low reward tarot

[pale wolf]

whats the chance of being able to a39 a randomly generated seed

seeded

[hallow bolt]

what

seeded or unseeded

[pale wolf]

randomly generated, but then seeded and routed

[hallow bolt]

unlimited bacon type question

[pale wolf]

as in you don't get to choose the seed just from some thing online

[light brook]

let’s launch an investigation

[waxen quartz]

wait, there is the bug where you can infinitely replay an ante. it's not great, but you do get value out of the blinds

[hallow bolt]

the main hurdle would be whether you can get crimson bean on ante 8/16?

[tawdry epoch]

so randomly generated and then the seed is looked at to find the best possible plays

[serene forge]

With all due respect. Fuck who ever designed the Golden Needle Challenge

Look, I get that challenges make you think outside the box, but holy fuck, you need a goddamn miracle to survive the first ante. It would not even be such an awful challenge if they let us have at least another hand. All other challenges so far have been fun, and not tedious at all. And yet, that one challenge always sucks.

[waxen quartz]

you have 6 discards, it's not so bad

[modest mist]

Golden Needle?

[pale wolf]

generally for things like this gamebreaking exploits/bugs like bones glitch and tarot looping arent allowed

[hallow bolt]

delayed gratification highlight

[waxen quartz]

after that, find econ or restart

[compact gazelle]

yorick

[light brook]

gn harder than jokerless by far

[solar meteor]

@localthun k

[compact gazelle]

yorick rebate even

[earnest flame]

its not even a comparison

[solar meteor]

3 yoricks even

[pale wolf]

fuck i really need to beat jokerless dont i

[light brook]

yorick rebate burglar 🤤

[waxen quartz]

my best needle win https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1232085216043208744/Screenshot_20240422_174624.png?ex=6a08e5c6&is=6a079446&hm=6350c65d468739c58962a386351c37d0a016a8f2bce9068ab17bbde14227ccc5&

[hallow bolt]

true ig, golden needle you die later meanwhile jokerless u just win if u get enough blue seal golds early on

[light brook]

burglar can’t spawn on needle can it

[pale wolf]

golden needle is more fun bc you get to play balatro with jokers

[solar meteor]

burger banned, vegetarian challenge

[serene forge]

world's most useful swishbonkler

[light brook]

swishy here for temperance value

and emotional support

[pale wolf]

what if new blue stake was a detrimental hand size sticker for jokers

[light brook]

what if new blue stake was -2 discards instead

[tawdry epoch]

what if new blue stake forced everyone to play straights and buffed them

[compact gazelle]

“im helping”
the six year old pushing the car out of the ditch with 10 grown men

[earnest flame]

what if new blue stake was rotating the screen 90 degrees every time photoslop triggers

[light brook]

all the manpower you can get 🤷‍♂️

[pale wolf]

thats ante 7 you cant fool me

[light brook]

new blue stake forces you to play shitstone

[pale wolf]

oh my god white steak was tofu the whole time

[compact gazelle]

what if new blue stake was indigo instead

[serene forge]

they should make blue stake light purple

[minor portal]

blue stake rework:
jokers now taste like blue raspberry

[waxen quartz]

well I posted others, that's just my favorite: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1243446461627105313/Screenshot_20240524_021128.png?ex=6a08b382&is=6a076202&hm=66e0c199ad72352045144a8bad369a544ef043c524258c437d434c20636a6bc2& https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1243451458192670780/Screenshot_20240524_023143.png?ex=6a08b829&is=6a0766a9&hm=3809351dec9c9493dc60a044e667db978599064c8fdbf253bc45ea08c9810822&

[pale wolf]

they already do mostly

[light brook]

they should shift it more yellowish so that way it’s a gold color and call it gold stake instead

[compact gazelle]

no wonder daggers so hungry

[light brook]

some taste like paper

[solar meteor]

what’s the worst joker u wanna have alongside showman at the start to win a8gs

[light brook]

and lusty joker tastes like cherry

[pale wolf]

thats why the jokers role is blue

[tawdry epoch]

fortunately bs stands for both blue stake and bloodstone

[light brook]

why hasn’t anyone eaten us yet then

[solar meteor]

im vegetarian

[hybrid tendon]

so according to this calculator the probability of it not happening is 0.12 or about 3/25 which is pretty high

[tawdry epoch]

67

[light brook]

boooo

[hybrid tendon]

true

[light brook]

throw tomatoes at this dude

[hybrid tendon]

nah

[earnest flame]

add to this the odds of not hitting retcon by then

[serene forge]

six seven~

[pale wolf]

probably like, idol right
or another showman

oh to WIN?

[waxen quartz]

but showman is win? even if you run photochad^2, it's enough

[solar meteor]

let me rephrase, the best worst joker to beat a8

yeah

[serene forge]

rebate

[pale wolf]

i see i see

[serene forge]

(its a good joker i know, i don't fucking trust showman at all)

actually no

i would use madness

[pale wolf]

i mean baseball card seems like a fun answer to this

[waxen quartz]

ancient joker is always cheating for ante 8, that's just free win

[light brook]

constellation my goat 🗣️

[pale wolf]

gives showman a use

[viral raft]

tbh this is the image that i get whatever a discuss starts in this chat 😭

[serene forge]

nah

[viral raft]

Least painful Ancient joker run:

[pale wolf]

straights will save the day trust

[compact gazelle]

skill issue

[solar meteor]

insert aj loss on black deck here

[serene forge]

this one felt worse

[solar meteor]

close enough

[light brook]

high card will do it trust

[tawdry epoch]

i have a run where i lost with 3 brainstorms on ante 2

[solar meteor]

2 mult :3

[serene forge]

honestly maybe

i think i just rage quit when that happened

[viral raft]

is funny how AJ is the only good flush joker but even AJ is overall not great at all 😭

[serene forge]

5 triggers of ancient with chad is

pretty good

[viral raft]

like, a bad discard and you're done

and if you don't skip you're basically dead

[serene forge]

maybe not if i didnt have straight level though

[light brook]

idk the gems (aside shitstone) are pretty solid

[pale wolf]

neva lose hope

[solar meteor]

it’s just decently inconsistent

[light brook]

and the sin jokers are good for flushing early game

[tawdry epoch]

spearhead is nice

[slow grail]

H85PFCZZ
Found a Trib in the second arcane pack I think

[serene forge]

hans niemann cheating device

[pale wolf]

aj is gonna be the best joker in the game next update mark my words

[viral raft]

Gems are used on pair builds, same with Onyx and maybe Arrowhead with 2 pair, none of them are actually used on flush based builds

[solar meteor]

i’ve always had a bone to pick with aj even if it’s conceptually interesting

[slow grail]

Easy gold stake win for me because Riff Raff spawned photochad

[tawdry epoch]

look out the plant next ante noo

[light brook]

i didn’t know that i usually use them in flush builds

[solar meteor]

arrowhead can function as a pair joker

[serene forge]

plant doesnt counter photochad

[pale wolf]

aj is so cool bc it utilizes underused mechanics like Jupiter and skipping

[solar meteor]

what is the lore behind aj

[serene forge]

every joker is a pair joker unless specified otherwise

[tawdry epoch]

its old

[compact gazelle]

he’s old and doesn’t know about deck fixing

[pale wolf]

the dude face in aj is some streamers little in-meme

[light brook]

he was concept art i think and then turned into a joker

[viral raft]

yeah, but ig works better on 2 pair??? idk, all uncommon suit jokers are good(besides Shitstone)...and even then...they're mostly used on builds that aren't flush 😭

[solar meteor]

while being forced to use them

[compact gazelle]

that’s why he picks regardless of deck composition

[waxen quartz]

I already forgot what I had to get to do this mess: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1386889253258264627/1501389873993482400/Screenshot_20260505_210254.png?ex=6a0914c8&is=6a07c348&hm=eeffa5896ff49e1dc909a47bb5be7e7f8e0b8a3d6d5b769dbe6839e39f6c6b21&

[solar meteor]

100 chips can be decent enough, 2p can increase that consistency yeah

[hybrid tendon]

these odds changes depending on which voucher you already got but without picking up any but those for retcon, which added up in 24 antes would be 0.0112 or 7/625

[compact gazelle]

the gemstones are two pair and straight jokers really
it’s just ancient that’s a flush joker at the core

[serene forge]

ancient joker is a straight flush joker

[zinc zephyr]

Why isn't the scoring fire bugged

[pale wolf]

i just had a brain blast
imagine if trib was like Q and 7 instead

[light brook]

we have bigger fish to fry bro ✌️

[compact gazelle]

gaming

[waxen quartz]

there's a mod that fixes the fire effect

[viral raft]

i'm not saying is bad, obviusly, i'm a pairslop player, things like rough gem, arrowhead or even onyx are actually good to me...i just found sad that are mostly used on stuff that isn't even flush based builds 😭

[light brook]

why q and 7

[solar meteor]

yeah rest in piece

[pale wolf]

KQ being next to eachother sucks for building into two different ranks, it basically is just a Q joker unless you prebuilt Ks

[serene forge]

they need to add the estrogen joker that lets kings count as queens so we can play a two pair that counts as a 4oak for triboulet

[tawdry epoch]

ill quit balatro before i play pairs

[viral raft]

specially Shitstone...oh god...please rework Shitstone, it's literally a walking meme

[light brook]

b but the historical accuracy…

[earnest flame]

once I started to buy magic trick and not skipping it the times ive missed retcon have reduced dramatically

[hybrid tendon]

nah I think I fucked up hold on

[light brook]

i thought like that once… then i was converted…

[pale wolf]

joker flavor and effect being linked together is a tenuous link in balatro

[waxen quartz]

you don't have to play pairs. losing more is an option

[hybrid tendon]

and your shops have worsened dramatically too

[waxen quartz]

and it's still better than the bad old days of high roll something that could play high card to gold stake

[serene forge]

what about planet/tarot merchant

[light brook]

in their defense playing pairs feels like prison to me and i have more fun if i play anything but

[serene forge]

planet merchant is just objectively horrible

and tarot merchant while being good sometimes doesn't even remove a voucher from the pool

[earnest flame]

it literally doesnt do much, dunno the weight it has but its not alot

[light brook]

fun>winning

[viral raft]

also can LT please make more jokers around diamond and SPECIALLY hearts?? just because Blackboard/seeing double exist hearts are the worst suit in the entire game, and DIamonds are better just becuase of rough gem but even then Spades and Clubs are overall way better than thoses 2

[serene forge]

i don't choose to play pairs, pairs choose me

[solar meteor]

not knowing the shop weight

confidently says the shop bloat doesn’t do much

👍

[light brook]

if pairs are your power, what are you without them? 🤔

[pale wolf]

magic trick makes shop slots worse by more than card blocking improves packs (i did not do the math)

[compact gazelle]

trick lets you gain deck size to prep for serpent burglar which is something I’ve seen done before
trick into stone into death during idol phase even

[waxen quartz]

jokers are 20/28. tarot/planet evenly split the rest? and ghost deck inserts spectrals at some low rate?

[pale wolf]

2 for spectrals

[compact gazelle]

not saying it’s like
good or anything

[viral raft]

theres 2 types of blocking
-> the strategy (hold bad planet/tarots to get more chances)
-> and Magic trick

[compact gazelle]

but there is a use case

[solar meteor]

vouchers:
merchant vouchers change the weights from 4 to 9.6
tycoon vouchers change the weights from 9.6 to 32
ghost's spectrals have a weight of 2
magic trick cards have a weight of 4

default shop weight
jokers: 20
tarots: 4
planets: 4

[pale wolf]

9.6 is so fucked up

[waxen quartz]

planet blocking is pretty good, esp larger packs. tarot: there's 20 tarot, tough to block

[pale wolf]

i always hate jt

[solar meteor]

see less shit

see less overall

[frank grove]

9.6 when everything else is a whole number is insane

[serene forge]

tycoon vouchers are almost as bad as fraudstone

[pale wolf]

ive taken tarot tycoon a few times

[solar meteor]

heehaw

same

[feral needle]

Today I learned that weights can be decimals

[frank grove]

Me too tarot tycoon has its niche

[serene forge]

i disagree

[solar meteor]

works with a finished joker setup

[pale wolf]

when im like no more jokers needed

[zinc zephyr]

Can we get a SEVEN JOKER FIRST

[solar meteor]

cause wtf else do i need when i found all my jokers

[feral needle]

yeah I take Tarot Merchant when the build feels complete

[serene forge]

i think i took it once with like campfire

[solar meteor]

tycoon*

[waxen quartz]

you stop caring about planets/tarot way before you stop caring about jokers

[viral raft]

oh yeah, 7s 100% need more stuff, they literally have nothing to play around besides todd

[ebon condor]

the issue with taking tarot tycoon is that you need to take tarot merchant first and if youre taking tarot merchant its usually late enough that you wont find tarot tycoon anyways

[zinc zephyr]

Genuine question why didnt he divide everything by 2? Like 10 2 2 1

[ebon condor]

so my thesis is that tarot tycoon functionally doesnt exist

[viral raft]

WRONG! plays zodiac deck*

[solar meteor]

i took it with vamp, dl, erosion, any enhancement joker, bull, etc

[ebon condor]

the issue with playing zodiac deck is that fuck you

[frank grove]

Yeah when I have a basically set in stone build I take it

[solar meteor]

i’m unable to answer this question

[viral raft]

😭

[zinc zephyr]

😭

[feral needle]

Zodiac's fun

[pale wolf]

probably just the values settled upon after continuous tweaking and simplifying it is an effort that does literally nothing

[tawdry epoch]

Ok i tried playing a game of pairs and this is genuinely torturous

[waxen quartz]

you really don't want to know the card pack odds then 🙂

[frank grove]

I’m guessing at some point there were weights at 1 or something and then just got shuffled and changed, 9.6 is just weird though

[earnest flame]

Just reroll more

[pale wolf]

9.6 i can only imagine is a nice joke

[ebon condor]

10 was just too much ig

[serene forge]

flush five

[solar meteor]

prob got something to do with old shop ui

[frank grove]

Yeah

[zinc zephyr]

It's for the math to work out
4/(4+4+20) *2 = 9.6/(9.6+4+20) (roughly)

[pale wolf]

like, 9 was too little, 10 was too much, and 9.5 is right next to 9.6 which is funnier

[solar meteor]

when you get to see the next voucher you’ll get or some shit

[zinc zephyr]

No it's math 💔

[hybrid tendon]

odds are 1087:8913 so roughly 1 in 9

huh

that doesn't make sense either

I'm fried

[serene forge]

hmmm

[waxen quartz]

what's on the far left?

[earnest flame]

sock

[zinc zephyr]

It heavily depends on if they buy the vouchers or not soooo

[serene forge]

i hate math

[hybrid tendon]

okay so probability of no retcon is 0.094* and no voucher tag is 0.12 do of that what you will
-# *if you pick no other voucher than the 2 for retcon

[zinc zephyr]

Why is everyone here so gay silksong

[hybrid tendon]

yeahhhh

[earnest flame]

I was running 4x oops in that run for a long time for guaranteed 20$ hits on every trigger

[pale wolf]

2 people

[zinc zephyr]

That's everyone

[pale wolf]

everytwo

[serene forge]

i love my gf

[feral needle]

what

[pale wolf]

oops

[feral needle]

how lmao

[pale wolf]

oops

[solar meteor]

one of them talks too much i don’t blame you

[feral needle]

that's amazing

[earnest flame]

bean bug and first suffering through hours of parking triggers

[zinc zephyr]

Y-you... used... BUGS...

[ebon condor]

the one issue is that this falls apart instantly if you get tarot and planet merchant bc now theyre both slightly off

[earnest flame]

clever use of game mechanics

[feral needle]

I assume when X in Y odds when X > Y is the same as X = Y?

[zinc zephyr]

Yeah its just gargantuar

[hybrid tendon]

well point is even if you play perfectly you can't get ante 39 streaks

[earnest flame]

yes, it always caps at 100% chance

[zinc zephyr]

Guaranteed*

[feral needle]

makes sense

[zinc zephyr]

How the fuck did autocorrect mess that up

[feral needle]

lol

[pale wolf]

also why does it need to be like that?

[ebon condor]

well assumedly so that the chances are exactly doubled

[earnest flame]

rng can screw it up but its possible to streak a few, the odds are not that much against you

[ebon condor]

but why the system works specifically like that is strange

[frank grove]

wait is the math to tycoon even right then?

[zinc zephyr]

Because the denominator will be 9.6+9.6+20 instead of 9.6+4+2]

[hybrid tendon]

that's not even calculating the odds of getting the jokers you need when picking up bad voucher to increase the retcon odds

[solar meteor]

and dying to normal encounters

[pale wolf]

math is so unintuitive

[frank grove]

Pretty neat I guess actually, would’ve been funny if it was just a nice joke 😭

[zinc zephyr]

X = 4, 9.6, 32
Odds are X/(X+24)
14.2%, 28.5%, 57.1%

Wait its 32 mb

[pale wolf]

wolfram alpha got us covered

[serene forge]

you're one to talk aren't you

[zinc zephyr]

I'd rather use my BRAIN

[earnest flame]

biggest issues are mime and burger but you can survive for so long without them and just get giga economy that you can almost force them to show up at some point

[zinc zephyr]

I dont got this useless ass diploma for nothing

[pale wolf]

dont look at me 😶‍🌫️

[ebon condor]

always talk too much lets not get into it

[solar meteor]

i take breaks

[pale wolf]

i mean

🦓

[zinc zephyr]

I got it for nothing

💔 💔 💔

[pale wolf]

but its really cool

[zinc zephyr]

Hey at least I'm going to university i guess

[pale wolf]

so thats what counts

[zinc zephyr]

At least SUPPOSED to

If I COULD

[oblique pagoda]

I might sound unoriginal but I just realized that you don't even need C or C+ to get C++

[waxen quartz]

what counts is pressing the reroll button 1/2 as much to find what you want b/c you didn't take the annoying voucher 🙂

[zinc zephyr]

True!

[pale wolf]

its a fun realization

[ebon condor]

c++ low% when

[solar meteor]

yeah my black++ profile is still missing planet tycoon discovery

[earnest flame]

magic trick doesnt affect so much that you need to reroll twice as much

[zinc zephyr]

Still insane to me my last joker to get gold stake on was CERTIFICATE

[oblique pagoda]

Is that a save file where you get every joker to have specifically black sticker

[serene forge]

argument from incredulity fallacy

[zinc zephyr]

it's such a good joker 💔 💔

[ebon condor]

wait this actually might be kinda funny hold on

[solar meteor]

gold stake with all jokers on black deck

[serene forge]

mine was a tie of diet cola and shortcut

[solar meteor]

let’s check our word count

[oblique pagoda]

Oh

[zinc zephyr]

SHORTCUT??

Hello???

[serene forge]

of what

[zinc zephyr]

Diet cola makes sense but SHORTCUT??

[ebon condor]

seems stupid asf thats funny

[zinc zephyr]

You can just never buy magic trick

So you never get illusion

[waxen quartz]

when will we see observatory naninf on a non-plasma deck (I'm not doing that one)

[ebon condor]

id assume c++ is possible playing less than 2500 cards but that sounds ass

[serene forge]

c++ low% where you have to never one shot a boss blind because that unlocks hanging chad

[pale wolf]

doc did ghost++ in 30 runs

oh you mean totally low%

[earnest flame]

Andy and chicot were my last two stickers

[ebon condor]

joker unlocks dont matter bc those are required

[pale wolf]

i beefed it

[zinc zephyr]

Only play 1 hand.

[solar meteor]

noted

[serene forge]

oh i understood it as dodging unlocks altogether

[pale wolf]

ive pondered that kind of run before

[serene forge]

some are clearly impossible like blueprint

[pale wolf]

someone made a list here before

[serene forge]

but others

[pale wolf]

idk if i could find jt

[serene forge]

suck, but would technically be possible

[serene forge]

I did

[solar meteor]

throwbackless was my only interesting c++ interaction

[serene forge]

like a year ago im pretty sure

[solar meteor]

that i was thinking about doing

[ebon condor]

theres also these lmaooo

[serene forge]

I was in a coffee shop brainstorming ideas lol

[ebon condor]

wait actually no the 4th one doesnt matter bc stuntman

[serene forge]

cartomancer and astronomer are locked behind tarots/planets

[solar meteor]

never looking at ihop the same when i had to cram for finals with their unlimited coffee refills

[serene forge]

ihob

[pale wolf]

international house of burglars

[solar meteor]

never once tried their burgers

[ebon condor]

yeah ok

[serene forge]

naneinf city

[solar meteor]

did their stocks really go down after the brand refresh

[ebon condor]

c++ low% wouldnt be THAT bad it would moreso be just c++ but you cant open tarot or planet packs and you need to do as few runs as possible

[earnest flame]

Stuntman was also one of the last gold stickers I got, god I hate jokers that reduce hand size

[serene forge]

you can have the packs you just have to dodge lovers

[solar meteor]

emperor

[ebon condor]

well you cant use more than 25 cards from them

[serene forge]

oh

[ebon condor]

so

[ruby vessel]

It’s so good on plasma deck tho. And makes it easier to use blackboard

[serene forge]

oh shittt

[ebon condor]

bc omen globe and observatory

[serene forge]

I completely forgot that part

yikes lol

[zinc zephyr]

How would you even get astronomer

[ebon condor]

if we ignore that jokers need to be unlocked it makes things even worse

[solar meteor]

yeah i was thinking about doing a sub 25 consumable profile but it just sounds more of a patience test

[ebon condor]

for obvious reasons

[earnest flame]

I can scale other chip jokers to match it and while doing it able to use econ jokers like parking and rebate much more effectively

[ebon condor]

every run. you must play pair 3oak flush straight 4oak

you cant win in 1 hand during bosses

you cant score more than 1 mil

you cant continue a run

[solar meteor]

needle:

[zinc zephyr]

I still dont know what happens if you get the needle

Do you just restart??

[ebon condor]

you reset

yep

[zinc zephyr]

Oh okay

[ebon condor]

or get burglar

[pale wolf]

damn i didnt get the impression that they just always had burgers, i thought it was just for the marketing gimmick

[earnest flame]

and I play a lot of chip only plasma on gold stake and I try to pivot away from stuntman because in the end he is more harmful than helpful

[solar meteor]

or have bones/luch/burger

[ebon condor]

exactly

[earnest flame]

in the beginning he is great, helps get economy rolling but handsize is so important

[ebon condor]

YOU CANT SELL MORE THAN 50 CARDS

[ruby vessel]

I’ve had them before they’re surprisingly good. I prefer dennys tho

[ebon condor]

you cant have 2 polychromes at once

[pale wolf]

dennys has burgers too!?

[compact gazelle]

you can’t have $400 at once
devastating to most runs I know

[ebon condor]

you cant enhance 16 cards which i suppose you wouldnt be doing anyways because you can barely use tarots

[ruby vessel]

Yurrrr

They’re actually gas

[compact gazelle]

oh isn’t there one unlocked by maxing interest for some number of rounds in a row

[earnest flame]

rip midas

[solar meteor]

oh christ

[compact gazelle]

it’s to the moon isn’t it

[solar meteor]

oh well 24 bucks it is

[compact gazelle]

am I high or something

[solar meteor]

idk

[ebon condor]

money tree

[compact gazelle]

or am I correct

[ebon condor]

10 rounds in a row

[solar meteor]

i’m too comfortable in bed rn to check

[ebon condor]

you also cant lose 5 runs

[compact gazelle]

ty
I thought it was a joker

[ebon condor]

so get comfortable with that r key

[pale wolf]

there u go

[waxen quartz]

you get an unlock by beating some antes though. but not sure what you're talking about

[ebon condor]

the never win in under 18 rounds doesnt matter anyways because you cant skip

[frank grove]

Don’t score 10k 😭

[earnest flame]

gotta find that ecto for painted then

[ebon condor]

because that unlocks skip tags which is ❌

or like

reveals them in the collection which im counting

maybe i shouldnt actually

hmm

cause that would mean you can never use any consumable or take any voucher

[earnest flame]

you cant finish any painted deck runs without finding nat negative or ecto?

[ebon condor]

so actually nevermind

[zinc zephyr]

Burglar 14 hands

[ebon condor]

youre not going to be playing painted anyways

[zinc zephyr]

Actually no so not possible for gold

[icy hollow]

🗣️ 🔥 ante 11 plant got NOTHING on my baron run

[nova mantle]

Got a lovely trio of stickers this run

[icy hollow]

(Run is full cooked anyways cus no blank or boss reroll voucher yet)

[ebon condor]

quadruple chicot retcon for wall every ante 🧠

[zinc zephyr]

TRUE

Wait unlocking chicot...

[pale wolf]

no trio

[solar meteor]

best i can do is 3 burgers

[pale wolf]

lied in advertisement

[ebon condor]

unlocking chicot is in fact required for c++ so

[frank grove]

do they at least come with fries

[zinc zephyr]

I see

[nova mantle]

One of them trios was already stickered tho

[earnest flame]

you still have time

[solar meteor]

billboards telling me to call a lawyer as i tbone someone reading the number

[pale wolf]

0 trios i dont even see a rare joker let alone a the trio

[nova mantle]

Ah hell naw I'm slow ASF 😭

[icy hollow]

0 double tags too 😭 🙏 gotta get extremely bailed out

Cus not even tier 1 of either required voucher is so chopped

[earnest flame]

what you need is econ

[icy hollow]

I need the voucher

Cannot buy voucher

[frank grove]

billboards are so weird, we don’t want drivers distracted so we created advertisements for them?

[zinc zephyr]

If you have x3 c++ what could POSSIBLY be left in the game

[icy hollow]

Naneinf x7

Attempt

[pale wolf]

have you ever seen the highway thru vegas

[earnest flame]

and you can increase your odds with econ and trying to farm some cola

[zinc zephyr]

I guess?

[pale wolf]

its the most dystopian sight on earth imo

[icy hollow]

Sell dna chopped

🥀

[frank grove]

Vegas in general kinda is 😭

[pale wolf]

they have electronic billboards the size of football fields with fully moving video on them

[icy hollow]

I mean i think most ppl chatting here rn have c++d more than me?

[nova mantle]

Imagine if casinos in Las Vegas used balatro as a game

[frank grove]

“Hey lookey here look here !! Hey HEY YOU!!” 😭

[solar meteor]

is it about the ai business model billboards

[pale wolf]

i doubt that

[zinc zephyr]

Definitely not

[nova mantle]

I think local thunk prohibited this right?

[icy hollow]

Argil and jp name guy both have 3 no?

[solar meteor]

no

[icy hollow]

Zebra guy i asumed u had a bunch cus i seen u chatting here for like a year

[solar meteor]

i have 6

[earnest flame]

why would they use a non gambling game tho

[icy hollow]

3+ i meant oopsie

[solar meteor]

that’s like 2 out of

[cursive lion]

correct

even wrote in his will

[solar meteor]

170k

[icy hollow]

I said chatting here rn

[pale wolf]

i have like 3 c++s worth of gold stake wins but i only have 1 c++, i didnt immediately start a new one after

[icy hollow]

Rn the qualifier

[nova mantle]

Maybe they would use a modified copy that lowers the odds of getting the good jokers?

[zinc zephyr]

Why are you guys obsessed with 3,000,000% anyway

[icy hollow]

Tho 3 people out of like 8 chatting rn

Isnt most i guess

Lol

[nova mantle]

Damn that's dedication

[solar meteor]

it was more lively a year ago

back when messages get buried more often

[pale wolf]

if i was doc winning in 30 runs then i have 5 c++s worth

[solar meteor]

if i wasnt high

[earnest flame]

so not really balatro

[icy hollow]

But yea i mean obviously i know most people havent even c++ once. I just meant that currently in this chat there are quite a few peiple who have c++ same or more than me

[pale wolf]

depressed zebra has a 30 gsws fr

[frank grove]

I just play runs randomly, some multi c++ people try to do gold stake on all decks without losing (gsg) or general gold stake streaks

[solar meteor]

personal challenges (pairless gsg)

or black++

[frank grove]

I did just start a new profile for abandoned pairless gs streaks like a week ago or something

[solar meteor]

or stm stat inflation

o

[earnest flame]

no xmult gsg

[nova mantle]

Well, yeah

But you can't deny there would be many people falling into bankruptcy in the hypothetical balatro casino

[novel nymph]

is this the best pick?

[icy hollow]

Wait. Since ive been a bum and havent taken double tags, that means i can full skip 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 hoooly

Dont need to sit through an hour of pointless rounds

[zinc zephyr]

How many +mult do you need

[novel nymph]

i'm at ant 3/8 and round 6

[pale wolf]

or just enjoy the game as a passtime like solitaire

my data is internet speed is kill

[zinc zephyr]

I'd honestly do castle but idk

[solar meteor]

do an internet speed test rn

[zinc zephyr]

No chips joker

[earnest flame]

what deck what stake

[solar meteor]

uncrop the useful information

[frank grove]

Yeah

[earnest flame]

what are your planet levels

[errant brook]

Forgot to mention earlier. The key to this run (and seemingly all of my gold stake naneinf attempts that are okay) is getting Midas Mask early.

[solar meteor]

(voucher rng)

[humble gulch]

Balatro but I can't play, I can't lose, I can't win, I can't-

[zinc zephyr]

Anything and best decision is still castle

[tough ruin]

Took me 2 days, but I can finally add talisman to my chrome version of balatro 😄

[pale wolf]

huh

[tough ruin]

Yes, I got myself modded balatro on a chromebook

[compact gazelle]

balatro but I can’t balatro

[earnest flame]

what if gold stake and hieroglpyh + petroglyph and they only have 1 discard

[pale wolf]

oh i see, chromeos*

[zinc zephyr]

Never cook again

[ruby vessel]

Wdym u wanna interact with the game u paid money to play. The nerve of gamers these days smh /j

[solar meteor]

if only zebra had those download speeds

[compact gazelle]

entitlement at its finest

[humble gulch]

Balatro but I can't see, I have my hands tied, I can't walk, I'm mute, I'm holding my breath, I-

[compact gazelle]

balatro but you’re in a sensory deprivation chamber and you have no fingers

[astral trellis]

Have a safeword holy

[nova mantle]

Abandoned ain't even that cruel

[solar meteor]

planet levels unknown, econ unknown, boss blind unknown, deck unknown

[nova mantle]

True suffering would be black

[earnest flame]

also if its checkered deck then I would take crafty over castle

[compact gazelle]

even?

[pale wolf]

????

[solar meteor]

steven

[frank grove]

What

[ruby vessel]

This was actually a challenge in a terraria server I played on

[pale wolf]

castle fucking rocks on checkered

[zinc zephyr]

No

[solar meteor]

top 10 unspoken goals

[pale wolf]

because it chooses from deck

[glass creek]

Castle selects suits based off of your deck btw

[earnest flame]

forgor

[pale wolf]

aj is the only one that doesnt care about your fixings

[nova mantle]

Holy blunder

[wooden sluice]

yall does immolate count i forgor

[zinc zephyr]

Tf is aj 😭

[solar meteor]

and tdl :3

[pale wolf]

ancient

[earnest flame]

ancient

[nova mantle]

Yes

[pale wolf]

and misprint

[ruby vessel]

Yurrrr it’s one of the best ways to scale canio

[zinc zephyr]

Ohhb

[pale wolf]

wellll i guess the preview for card draw technically changes upon deck fixing

[compact gazelle]

I was about to ask what that stood for :3

[astral trellis]

Youre winning this so easily

[wooden sluice]

was it glass joker that interacted weirdly with spectrals?

[solar meteor]

idk :3

[wooden sluice]

i remember there was some spectral interaction that a joker ignored

[frank grove]

What’s misprints text for rocks?

[nova mantle]

Andrew James

[astral trellis]

the card That is hidden within the rock

[pale wolf]

their base suit and rank

[wooden sluice]

maybe it was glass joker and grim/familiar/incantation

[zinc zephyr]

I thought it was Applejack 💔

[frank grove]

Ooh that’s actually kind fun

[pale wolf]

correcti

[humble gulch]

I was gone for just 5 minutes...

[nova mantle]

Oh yeah that too

But fr it's ancient joker

[astral trellis]

tfw general chat in a 180k member server keeps talking

[solar meteor]

i’m too scared to reverse image search that pfp

[earnest flame]

we all have brain farts, also my biased anger towards castle on gold stake clouded my judgement

[pale wolf]

glass joker ignores spectrals entirely

[echo sphinx]

do i replace rocket. hm

[compact gazelle]

it can’t be that bad

[echo sphinx]

$5 rocket, $12 cloud9

or sock

[solar meteor]

i was witnessed by a 2 inch wang thanks to kami the other week

[nova mantle]

Let's say you run a black deck gs would you rather start with

Showman
Or
Nothing

[astral trellis]

sell everything you have for cloud nine

[echo sphinx]

damn.

[humble gulch]

I can sell showman

[astral trellis]

showman then i sell it

[earnest flame]

rocket is gonna be better in uhmm ante 9

[compact gazelle]

???

[solar meteor]

i don’t wanna talk about it

[wooden sluice]

guys the run might be over

[nova mantle]

Yk selling people is not fun why y'all wanna ditch showman

[astral trellis]

Dont you have a shit ton of multi

[solar meteor]

satire

[compact gazelle]

cropped pfps are certainly a thing that people do

[echo sphinx]

lol real

ok i will sell SOCK (?)

[pale wolf]

mine used to all be

[earnest flame]

did you really have to blow immolate right there

[solar meteor]

i used my irl picture at one point

[humble gulch]

I could not

[echo sphinx]

mines also cropped but its the only part of the picture that made sense

[pale wolf]

that point is rn right???

[solar meteor]

sure

[compact gazelle]

so it’s not off screen nsfw

[astral trellis]

im falling in love with your pfp

[humble gulch]

Of course not, it would be on screen nsfw

[nova mantle]

Canio value was insane wym

[compact gazelle]

hmm :3

[pale wolf]

spending $15 on a commissioned pfp was one of my fav purchases

[astral trellis]

Popped corn

[astral trellis]

my pfp mogs everyone elses pfp here

[frank grove]

Watch out there’s a chair coming your way !!!!!

[compact gazelle]

so that was you
also noticed you’re on the other profile and changed your username?

[astral trellis]

Nvm this is better

[nova mantle]

Cat is tuff tbf

[humble gulch]

:3

[solar meteor]

for when i’m not outside

[compact gazelle]

one account on mobile and another on pc?

[humble gulch]

So you're not in my side

[solar meteor]

miside

[compact gazelle]

uh oh

[solar meteor]

overclocked iphone

[astral trellis]

guys wheres the balatro stuff i came here to see balatro

[frank grove]

uhhh

[solar meteor]

2 years too late

[frank grove]

Yeah

[astral trellis]

Cmon dude

[frank grove]

You missed it all

[humble gulch]

You can go to Balatro: try before buying

[astral trellis]

How did i even join 2 years ago

[astral trellis]

I bought it more than 2 years ago

[compact gazelle]

this is a walmart now sorry

[astral trellis]

ok sorry

[solar meteor]

my folding phone has piss poor battery life

[astral trellis]

can i get a latte

[pale wolf]

this was my pfp for a while but i didnt like that it wasnt made from art made for me personally

[solar meteor]

looks more like a tiger to me

[cedar sable]

nvm

[pale wolf]

oh wild this is so offtopic

[solar meteor]

the lore makes no sense

[pale wolf]

good thing I realized after I got my last message in

[pale wolf]

its permanent whisker markings from a quest that she couldnt complete bc of a bug

not kidding

[solar meteor]

is this one safe to image search

[frank grove]

😭

No wangs here

[pale wolf]

idk if you'd even find the original but theres no nudity in it

[astral trellis]

sad

[compact gazelle]

who is “she”

[pale wolf]

argo the rat from sao (progressive)

[compact gazelle]

and is that also the character in your current one

[pale wolf]

yea

[astral trellis]

Ok is game discussion just discussion about any game

[solar meteor]

a word i’ve not heard since 2014

[compact gazelle]

is this the commissioned one

[solar meteor]

anything is fair game

zebra made vs commission made

[pale wolf]

commissioned one

[compact gazelle]

it’s cute :3
chibiii

[pale wolf]

its so fire and she was way undercharging tbh

[solar meteor]

i still wont watch sao

but it looks cool

[pale wolf]

you shouldn't its like a 4/10

[solar meteor]

im all on mp100/mia

[compact gazelle]

watched a couple episodes with a cousin

[pale wolf]

this is sao basically

[compact gazelle]

im not much of an anime viewer

[solar meteor]

isn’t that like two seasons in

[solar meteor]

im down to watching 1 seasonal anime

[pale wolf]

you're more informed than it seems

[solar meteor]

re zero rn

[pale wolf]

re zero is still airing???

jfc how are they not done

[solar meteor]

i vaguely remember hate watching sao with a friend