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Htr being a rare feels ? Bad?
straight flush
i wouldnt really mind htr being uncommon but uncommons are already the biggest pool
cats tickling elephants
When Supernova loses health it starts to blur its vision, remove highlights and remove max stamina :3
damn that was close
hit the road needs like way too many jacks to be consistent
shoot the moon does not really ask for an obscene amount of queens
i think they should make htr blue šµ
the frick
:3
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The tribe*
adding to this
you have 2 discards on high stakes
hit the road needs you to find cards then discard them
shoot the moon just needs you to find those cards so you can use your discards to search without losing your scoring
theres basically no good option with hit the road when you donāt draw jacks at the start
ok I go now :>
Mobile naneinf achieved
actually its staying stationary
send a video instead
I need my daily Nullscape dose
no
Nullscape, not Nullscapes
shut up
i love you
š
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I usually donāt use hit the road unless I can get extra discards with the voucher or use merry Andy
I usually don't use hit the road when I can't afford it or when I don't have space
Or when I don't find hit the road
my speculative decision making indirectly enables or disables htr depending on sequence of events
Thatās usually a bit of deal breaker
hit the road might be the best joker in the game on jack deck
Baron is even better on abandoned because you don't even have to think to sell it
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Guys donāt worry we just need to make sure this ouija gives us jacks
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the more i think about it probably not
on mobile is insane
howw?
balatrodle in 5
I'm just glad I got it done quickly so it's not a grind. I actually had to go one more ante as I won too quickly on ante 25
I wonder if I should ever try doing those crazy naneinfs like stencil
that couldve been a stm naneinf 
what is stm naneinf
poly red steel king is wild
but ggs tho
maybe ante 39 next
if you have the patience
yeah I usually win ante 25 as well
all steel naneinf
on mobile? No thanks lol
how is it that i ran a fully glass deck run and STILL cannot find glass joker I'm stuck at 149/150 bro
I still haven't done un-filtered ante 39 on PC
Play Anaglyph deck, do uncommon skip
did you check your joker list
or uhhh
i think you have to break more than one glass it smt
idk maybe glass jimbo hates you
i have it unlocked
you don't have to break any i thought it was just "have one"
oh
i just haven't seen a single one like ever
u have to have glass in your deck
then yeah glass jimbo hates you
WHAT
glass jimbo legendary trust
I started thinking about Steel and Glass Joker more and they manifest more
GENUINELY where can i find glass joker
i skip most of the souls I see lol
won't show up unless there's glass in ur deck btw
i know that bro..
cuz I play endless a lot and usually the jokers I have are better than a 1/5 for a marginally helpful perkeo
fair enough
the anaglyph thing someone mentioned is probably what im gonna do
For stickering?
Oh finding glass
My philosophy is just play the thing you like and will probably win more on, Anaglyph isn't even a guarantee you get it
im not beating the roffle 2.0 allegations anytime soon am i
You should make it a goal to get those off your profile trust
why are there so few chip jokers? i can only name like 5 scaling chip jokers vs way more mult ones
runner square wee bull castle
half of that is planets yeah
technically blue
what about banner smh
merry andy banner goes so hard
all 5 of them are fantastic to have in a run
Burnt
yea but i feel there shld be more chip options in the game
looks inside
vs too many mult jokers
Fair
every game im just levelling pairs cuz theres no other way to get chip
i mean photochad is always been a good combo
Idk maybe we'll get another chipper
Died to bell cause I couldn't draw my one club jack, no popcorn gold sticker for me
1.1 should bring just ONE exponential mult/chip joker
rip
Overrated tho
exponents r just free win tho
only mult
like 1.05^
There are so many other combos
that's what I'm saying
i think its rated correctly like its pretty good
but i wouldn't do chip exponent
thanks roffle (i guess idk)
maybe we could call it Mult
but free 8x mult
no way
I did over a year without them and did not struggle at all
same i got c++ without it once
pair to 4oak all the way
I do not like photochad's grip on people
it's not my fault riff raff gives me photochad okay
it's happened three times now
just sell the photo
and lost because i sold an important joker to my build
i can't put that one gif
after getting c++ a second time i feel pair and 4oak are the only hands worth playing
straights if u find a shortcut or on abandoned
Usually the play ngl
always happens
3oak gang
yea and that
i remember getting magic trick and hologram in the same shop
with a high priestess and two planet packs while i had two constellations
i have that image
top hands in the game: pair 4oak high card(worse pair) 3oak(worse 4oak)
hologram makes magic trick good
i sitll havent unlocked the magic trick upgrade
this was my first gold stake win on yellow deck
oh my peak
my friend's eyes like bulged out of his head
and then cavendish showed up last shop
violet vessel stood ZERO chance
ghost deck my beloved
rare vv L
I love Judgement
thank you judgement for the wily joker
sorry to hear that
better luck next time
i have never used judgement past ante 3
i think i got an oops from a judgement when i was running checkered deck
vv is impossible to play around
find card sharp or blackboard or mr bones within 2 shops or lose
imagine not gambling on a gambling game
balala is not a gambling game š¢
thats so funny imo
when u already have 5 good jokers its never worth the risk
true
ur just gonna get jolly joker
what are we gambling
or the +100 chips for 3oak one
our time
WoF
wall of flesh from terraria
NO
every new run you start is a gamble, every pack you open is a gamble, every shop reroll is a gamble, every card played is a gamble
oh
WoF isn't even hard if you have terraspark
neow
u use strategy to eliminate as much luck as possible
after the tinkerer
why tho
if vanilla i wouldn't recommend trying to get it
its kind of useless
because terraspark is cool
i just like using them
i cant tell the difference between the like blue boots and terraspark
that's all
i don't think I've ever actually built a bridge down there to fight WoF
dont u just walk backwards on a bridge
mb i played calamity more than vanilla
ive never played that
you should
rip
unfortunately
no i have a degree to attain now no time for vibeo gammes
i think i never ended up making terraspark cause it kinda does nothing in hard mode
it gives me more playtime
but in calamity
magiluminescence w
I like making an ice bridge bc it helps u figure out where ur crimson and hallow r
Quick vaga run š„
TERRASPARK IS A MUST
that's actually smart as hell
because there's an upgrade for it
nice that was my last gold sticker
its good but i hate playing it
That overstock+ tarot merchant campfire gaming
i was runnin amphibian boots
i got vagabond gold sticker on red deck im pretty sure
the vertical acceleration feels great to have but fishing for frog leg is a pain
I've had balatro for less than two weeks
almost makes it not worth it
true, but still
zzz
play the game how u want
Is this related to the cards I play, or the cards that are in the bench and that I don't choose to play?
yall prob dont even be getting the galaxy pearl
I usually get it anyway just grinding for shell phone
Itās the cards u donāt play. Like steel and gold cards
it works with blue seals as well
is a good card to have? is an eternal idk if is worth
ant 1, round 2
How does one unlock Eternal cards?
mime requires a pretty specific set up to be useful
I wouldnāt take it yet u donāt have enough enhancements to make it worth
black stake
I wouldn't
Ah, gotcha
Damn I didnāt know this
it works with
gotcha
but that eternal i hope i made a good choice there
idk
yeah that's good enough
photograph is right around the corner buddy
I got lucky with the banana not breaking since I got it on ante 1 and it survived until I beat ante 8
Itās pretty good it wonāt do much rn but once u get enhanced cards itās gonna feel really nice
hanging chad can do just about anything as long as you give it the right card to work with
yeah you ain't beating roffle allegations
actually i wouldn't say so
how does this even happen
looks inside
Hahahahahahahha
even 1 blue seal or gold card makes it worth it
lol
i meant like with specific card enhancements
2 steel cards with mime is x5
5.0625
gold cards are pretty easy to get
no mime is just good
because gold cards are the best enhancement and blue seals are the best seal
true
yh around that i just estimated
agree mime is easy A tier in gold stake
what do we think of shoot the moon
steel isnāt very good but mime makes it rather nice for a score boost if needed
i forgot a word here
@ancient gyro your beloved
its only rly good with shoot the moon or raised fist or to win harder
b-b-baron?
maybe on 1 in 100 balatro runs
do you want to see my set up for my first ghost deck gold stake win
photochad
okay sure
yeah steels arenāt terrific in most contexts
but 2.25x on mult before jokers is all right regardless
but the mime itself is providing 2.25X
which is good
thereās a few cases for steel being highly effective and one is ancient joker
The real gambles are the blood stones we play along the way
good point, although i never pick up ancient unlses im on ghost because i keep drawing dead
hanging chad has fairly accessible pairings to do everything except +mult
okay i COMPLETELY forgot i had photochad here
humina
he he ha photochad he he ha credit card
credit card is less overdone
lwk true tho
my english teacher has c++
What does looks inside mean?
half of roffles comments are just looks inside
dumb stupid dumb joke
actually most of the timestamp comments i find funny
it relates to the photograph + hanging chad synergy
yea
at least those ones have a bit of creativity
it's funny to think that my 56 year old english teacher of all people is a better balatro player than me
you should probably take it more that thing is a build centerpiece and scoring engine that wins runs
7.59x is a lot and the draw risks are lower than you might think :3
is the worst enhancement still wild cards even with ancient and castle
wrong wording
isnt spectred an old ass man
yea i might take it more, i think a few bad initial runs made be biased against it
is the worst enhancement wild cards if you don't account for ancient and castle
yes by far
ancient joker makes flush worth playing and lets it win runs
as well as the play itself being pretty straightforward since you just discard the ones that donāt match and keep the ones that do :>
even hierophant is good
Which one is that chips?
should we rank all the enhancements
wild
followed by mult probably?
hierophant is chips
steel hiero gold mult glass wild
bonus, +30 chips
Itās pretty good early game tho
rock.
What do I take here?
LOL i forgot
Buffoon or Mega Buffoon?
mega
yeah
I thought so
wait its white stake green deck literally take anything
get to 25k score per hand then skip to end
woe
vessel be upon ye
gold > glass > steel > rock > chips > mult > wild
usually you gold stake black deck last right
This is the normal buffoon
get it out of the way first id say
so u can have fun
I'm thinking Luchador
you probably don't need luchador since you're on white stake
luchador yea
nvm
if for nothing but the speculative baseball
im just bad at the game okay
just hold R until u get investment tag and holographic/free shop then win
they both sell for 2
memorising slel value is so crazy
Wait u donāt take the flush joker. U one shot the rest of the ante with it
can someone take balatro away from me
i would have taken flush joker
i know the sell value for like 2 jokers
mega buffoon ought to have scoring of some sort
I still get Droll anyways š
unironically matadoor
matador
its not like theres that many jokers anyway
mat on ante 1-3 is so strong
matador indeed
what everyone else is saying
$32 basically
i took matador as a joke earlier today and made like 32 dollars
matadoor actually C tier gold stake
"all heart cards are debuffed" "checkered deck" "matador" š„¹
just dont get fooled by the hook
Now, do I take Droll just for scoring?
matador buys for 7 and gives 32 on some bosses so early it can just be an investment tag without having to skip a blind
also it pays for itself in one activation which is just so dumb
okay this actually had me surprised because i had the hook with matador not even 3 hours ago and was confused on where my money was
well tbf all econ jokers pay for themselves immediatlety so im not sure if thats even an advantaeg
all econ jokers r pretty busted
I still have another option, since it's mega Buffoon.
cough cough rebate
MATADOR AND DROLL JOKER
would be braindead if matador worked on blinds like hook tbf
golden joker satellite and a few others donāt pay for themselves in one round
what do I sell and what do I copy
i used to hate on to do list until it gave me pair and high card twice in a row
got pretty lucky with an early photochad and a last minute cav
probably cavendish i think
yea ig still very storng value
what's the cat on
8x
sell cavenfish, blueprint on chad for lucky card activations and on photo for score
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copying photo is the same as copying the cat currently
well yea youāre not wrong
any econ is good because of how important money is
should probably copy Chad for lucky card hits
rebate could go down to 3 per card and still be strong
do that and itās still one of the best in the game
does anyone actually dislike rebate
probably some clown in the balatro subreddit or something
it's not bad at all
no
actually maybe if pairs stop being the dominant hand
some easy and early econ
one blueprint or brainstorm with rebate and you can make 20 dollars with two cards
genuinely insane
What do I take here?
cant use rebate and play 5 card hands
go next
rebate is like top 3 jokers
still can just less
even with that it remains top tier
sure you can
you just get $10 instead of $15 on some blinds
?
with 2 discards??
yea
id only get like 5
thats fine too
1 dollar of interest
wow this is such a difficult game
so 6 dollars ?
mhm
rebates so broken even a single trigger is game winning early on
run is won
if you're below the limit then yeah
would I sell dice?
8 ball
also no such thing as interest on green deck so you can always spend whatever
seems reasonable
i hope this doesnt come as offensive but maybe u can try make decisions on your own to learn to play better? @modest mist
whats cat at
will this work
if the cat is already on a high mult
baseball value
Well, clearly, making my own decisions causes issues for people
:3
13x
baseball
Read what happened earlier
yea replace
?
So I'll just let others make my decisions for me
well you donāt need someone holding your hand through every step
where
if u have enough chip sell ice cream but ur on track to win anyway
Just scroll up or sm idk
take voucher and open both celestial
you can occasionally ask for advice too you know 
s*n is the worst tarot card
fight me
^
but bloodstone...
i did thst
star and club and wild is worse
there's actually no way dude
thats like true
hold on
next to lovers maybe
level up pairs and spam to win
i do get more scoring rn
k
moon is fine
i pressed continue on my run and i genuinely cannot with the allegations
And I lost.
photochad is everywhere
blackboard exists
and star is better if for nothing but the better gemstone joker
dig for diamond flush
play a hand as a discard for diamond flush probably
looks inside
if you do lose thatās all right
ok wait i just thought about it the sun is pretty bad
bloodstone sux and blackboard and rough gem are good
u are right
i frogot about seeing double and arrowhead too
my friend thinks rough gem is trash
I'm just gonna expect the berating once I post my loss screenshot
anything that gives you 5 dollars per flush cannot be bad lol
yeah
And then have people beat my seed and then rub it in as per usual
suns got this problem where nothing makes hearts worthwhile
thereās seeing double for clubs as well
with retriggers its a lot of money
sorry you have such a bad experience
lusty joker synergy
It's fine. I somehow got the flush
I hope im not too late but what other econ do you have
thereās some people like that yea
and they will seed search to tell everyone who posts a screenshot of the game over screen what they missed in front of their faces which really is not a good way to teach
always have faith
i think i cant lose now
Now onto the shop
just lucky cards
showman will seal the deal
I would avoid posting loss screens when you see them around lol
open both packs
photo goes ez
Thereās some pretentious people but most people donāt really care if ur not super good. People mostly just get mad if u try to argue while theyāre teaching or have ridiculous takes. I shouldnāt feel bad abt losing/posting it happens to all of us
wait i forgot about lucky
@ancient gyro is one such example.
spectral pack for the GUARANTEED triboulet trust
should probably just not interact with the community
and you gotta stop with the woe is me attitude
sorry it happens tho
gold > glass > lucky > steel > rock > chips > mult > wild
why donāt you tell us what you think might be a good play here and get feedback on that
theres 1 right answer here
See? Not even doing anything and I'm already getting shit for it.
those are some very interesting options
bro what did I even say
oh my days
trio right
Ouija. It's a 50/50 I'm right.
literally the only thing I can think of is me saying āstop with the woe is me attitudeā
i would skip. ouija reduces your hand size which makes it harder to play four of a kind/other 5-card hands
sometimes i just feel like the game is rigged ngl, literally all ranks except 10s for my straight š
bad luck to me
Hear me out tho. I pray for all kings and then Baron comes along
the straight experience
this is why flushes are better than straights! aahahahahhahaha GET OU
andys pretty chill and very good at the game but occasionally will say things
even better
It's a 1/13 chance of happening, and if it doesn't happen, I save scum
yes but thats a 1/13 chance and like 0.something% chacne for baron to drop
i do say things
even then you need to level up high card for it to work
never rely on baron 
i see baron a lot
baron is very inconsistent one of the worst to beat ante 8 with
i never take it though
im usually way worse than him
at least when it comes to people entering the chat with insane takes
I am kind sometimes but usually just sass everyone
im 1 dollar short from dna
campfire sux
5 percent of 5 percent chance for a joker to be baron
love. something. straneg?
with like
So I save scummed due to me getting all 7s
a burning passion
hope youve learnt your lesson, take the skip next time
i can't even mention loyalty card or campfire or else she's gonna get mad
step 1 find a hole
step 2 crouch down in it and wait 3-5 business days to lose your run to dehydration
should probably just not use ouiji at all
I love campfire!!!!!!!!!!!
without hand size upgrades
I said I save scummed, meaning I can reverse the decision.
only the seal spectrals or immolate or cryptid are worth taking
cus it sux
Selective reading, people. Prime example of it.
ouija is bad, do avoid it in the future
Well, I skipped.
why are you talking like that
i went to pretentious island and there was a statue of u there
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Ouija easily one of the worst spectrals
i see your point now
green joker sucks only +1 mult per hand
calm down this is how you get made fun of here
square joker sucks only +4 chips per hand
Ouija only works if you're desesperated by looking a 4oak build
this tbh
i was delighted to finally get to use it on painted deck
a common is a common ig
ignore rebate
nobody talks about the times where I spent hours on coaching a few ppl on how to beat gs throughout the 8 antes in here
There was a guy earlier today who was talking smack about my beloved plasma deck and how its hard with a screenshot of him dying to verdant leaf with debuffed cards and 2 open joker slots, reason why he didnt buy a joker to throw away at the boss was because he wanted to gamble on wheel instead, and it was still somehow plasma decks fault that he lost, he deserved berating
if your intent is good and youāre open to learning you wonāt get any flak from anyone but the really bad pricks š
You don't even know what pretentious means.
o7
"Ooh I use big word"
Hey so
How many cryptids to nane inf
With only 1 baron and 1 brainstorm?
It's probably not possible tho, im not sure
im stuck on plasma deck gold stake because i cannot for the life of me think of using something like odd todd
too many
donāt even try
helping and teaching š š
skipped it tbh
I have 26 cryptids tho :D
i am not going to engage anymore
being tone neutral works wonders
š“
you wont be able to survive long enough with 1 baron 1 brainstorm to generate enough cryptids
26 gets you... let's see...
so its not even a question
typing like a well trained robot
bro takes anything as a personal attack at this point
Real
and also deck matters, I guess you are doing ghost?
Maybe if people like you would stop getting on my case, then I wouldn't have nearly as many issues with this community as I do
chill š like now please this guy was open to new information earlier and this wonāt make things better
Yeah
almost fell for the argue with a 16 year old on the internet trap
But no, let's just pick on the newbie.
It's fine. I'll learn on my own
If I waste 100 hours, I waste 100 hours
ā
I like when someone actually comes in here willing to learn itās really sweet
sadly no
what's happening
Well, I'm no longer willing to do that, so thanks a lot, everyone.
idk
you have to have a mime at least?
so I have seen.
He
Hehehe
Hehehehehehe
No
im so confused like when did we offend them
see ya
how are you beating the antes
best of luck and donāt let it get to you too much
well uh
is this portuguese or spanish I can't tell
Scoring
(Maybe it's the level 68 highcard)
pt
show me your hand
no go next
probably not
play 2 flushes
I feel like the game has a habit of giving me perishable blackboard
ok ty
wait round 5
I just beat every deck on orange stake, now into gold stake
dont go next
I get perishable blackboard often for some reason
might not score enough
what deck and stake
i have this issue but it only works with blueprint
oh blue deck, what stake
maybe its confirmation bias or wahtver its called
Oh also im in white stake, that probably explains it
I'll show my hand anyways
Well, kinda hard to do that when you have everyone getting on your case and picking on you for no damn reason.
bbs only opp
even if they did overreact somewhat I wish people hadnāt driven away someone actually worth being kind to š :<
we perceived different events
please just take a screenshot of the whole screen 
blue stacke, blue deck
okay bro
kaiasann post finals vs kaiasann a week ago
i think it's time for the bus to stop
so just go next now right
i think i sell bus for brainstorm
tbh this is like a +0.25x
whats bus at
do you have any planet levels
23+10 since its holographic
looking rough
yeah bus goes for double bbc
I donāt think anyone even really picked on u until u started projecting. I feel like people just tried to get u to shift to a more positive mindset and u took it as a personal attack. Which if uve had bad stuff happen in the past that sucks but u canāt let it dictate every future interaction u have
whats bbc
do i pick celestial then
Yeah, because you're always in the right. Never did anything wrong.
shortcut seems good
huh
bro.
baseball card
Exterminador de Familias š£ļøš„š£ļøš„
ight
finals still happening next week
but yknow itās so rare I find someone I can be nice to rather than serious or verbally assaulting so I cherish it a lil bit :3
omds im losing it with these half screenshots
keeps us guessing all the time
whatever you say ig
why are we abbreviating baseball card to bbc bro
U also canāt let a couple people shape ur view of an entire community
i told what was that 2 things but sure
cyberpunk
no.
less syllables
gahdayum
Based balled card
hmm yeah I guess that will do, for a couple antes, you need that mime pretty soon, also sixth should be swapped for a econ joker
cbp?
Basecard ball
a very sad obelisk
as if iām gonna remember anything i take āpersonallyā by the next day
in here
i would brainstorm baseball instead
tbf some people work differently maybe this discord interaction will ruin their week
for free x mult
That's the thing, i... cant find an econ joker-
Nor a mime
unfortunate circumstance overall
that is just two strenghts away
no
i didnt arrange it yet
it's 5 strengths away
letters on the internet mean nothing is the way I like to go about things
anyways gg
i hope not, itās not a big deal after putting your phone down
I think the run is dead, i'll just use all the cryptids and see my score
because
pair is 145x11 so im doing three of a kind
4-6-8+10 is not 29
oh no why flush
Mime best econ joker
why do you have the negative at leftmost
no discussion with that
only negativity means nothing ?
Even irl, people just like to pick on me constantly, so idk why I'm expecting different here.
oh shit
a majority of my time here is spent in between rest laps outside haha
I think this is what most people do the person seemed a wee bit dramatic
hey people work differently
sorry that happens to you
This is some next level 5D chess that I dont understand at all but the last time I checked ace aka 1 was part of the fibonacci sequence
You're js saying it to say it. I doubt you have any sort of understanding.
why not
no aces are part of the card
it's 2 strengths away
nvm didnt see brainstorm
i wish you happiness
hey i was 16 once too
what
blublu
it'll change it to 2
Dawg theyāre showing sympathy what else r they supposed to say
GG!
if itās happening irl maybe try to find something you enjoy as a hobby and see if thereās a club meetup that you can find ppl to share interests with. visual connection is better in person for mental health
sad man :/ i hope you're okay
andy the therapist
is there anything you canāt do
woooo
discord is not the place to be a happier person
what if it was balatro
the biggest fact in this entire chat ngl
I need to keep luchador because of the eye š
thereās some great communities and you can make wonderful friends on this app but all things considered this is not the place to go to improve your mental state
maybe consider reframing your mindset? not to diminish your situation but sometimes the mind can make circumstances feel worse. optimism is powerful
take care <3
eternal raised fist
okay i think it's my turn to seek balatro advice
yes
eternal midas mask
yes?
both are fully justifiable good decisions on gold stake
I feel like if ur getting made fun of in every community itās also maybe time for some introspection and think and what u could do differently. Not to like victim blame but if thereās a common denominator it might be worth looking into
2 gold cards do i take this mime in case of blue seal
if youāre still in school, going to after school clubs is the biggest social event that will shape your mental fortitude for the better. sharing interests and improving yourself to work with an optimistic mindset is a healthy way to grow as you get older
i thnk thats a bit harsh but not entirely false i would phrase that differently
tbh i wouldn't take eternal raised fist
GG WP!
on ante 1 big blind its an exclelent take
im socially cursed and giving mental health advice drains me
can we see some new white stake opinion in the chat please
oh
I mean it seems to be mime over bootstraps
I'd rather look at reality and just come to expect certain behaviors from people, and it's certainly better than being optimistic and disappointed later by chasing something false.
physically iām not doing anything which is not good
what is the farthest you could theoretically go in gold stake
also...who the hell is "Miguel Lima" š š
ante idk
28 maybe
that too
sitting and typing isnāt the best for your fitness
Doesn't mean you gotta make it worse for me š¤·
balatrodle in 3
hey just wanna say.. humans adapt and overcome. we're all here rn despite all thats happened in the world. random positive advice!
24*
Ops that's my friendš¶āš«ļø
What do i do here
do you think maybe the expectation of malice is hurting your social interactions?
atleast past ante 1 small blind
wouldnt scaling make it be NaN before ante 39?
gold stake has the exact same cap as white stake aka naneinf
having this mindset will only make things worse, never better
you should be optimistic and also try to approach things in a grounded way
yeah, i also saw the "Exterminador de Familias" one
sell one of the bloodstone i think
spanish mentioned
brainstorm chad
ironic from someone who types most of the time outside (me)
sell photo
and like im simplifying it a lot but its my two cents 
Exterminador de famĆliasš£š£š£š£
HOW DO YOU BEAT THE CHAIR ITS SO HARD
I'm new to Balatro and got to ante 4
the chair?
funny cat pfp*
yes
the what
actually made me cackle out loud
i love thoses pfps
huh?
If I have the expectation of malice, then I won't be surprised later :P
no (last column gold)
what is the chair
the ante
get the hammer
im losing it
the worst name ever and a random screenshot
youāre pretty special for that
I only sometimes go on walks while I do this
new boss blind just dropped
bro
the jump is so fucking big
Idk if u consider what ur currently doing seeing ārealityā but isolating urself from people because you think everyoneās out to get u is more of a confirmation bias than objective view. Itās kind of a self fulfilling prophecy
well then you just wonāt care to do anything which is literally worse than doing stuff and getting rejected
wouldn't that set up or like predetermine most interactions as negative
send picture
Like Kyung said, it's confirmation bias and since it happens anyway, it just proves a point that I've believed for the longest time.
i never personally attacked you.
ok someone else more eloquent take over
whats going on
this doesnāt mean you never did anything that made it worse for them
i love talking about balatro
orr kill the subject because this person clearly isn't open to change their minds about this
no youāre doing fine
youāre a good counselor actually
please do not keep this mindset because you got offended on balatro discord it will only get worse 
always take the double rare skip
balatrodle in 3 ||i lost the 50/50||
game punish this person when
i had like zero forewarning signs call me illiterate ok š
watch me reroll into crimson heart
It's not just because I got "offended" on Balatro's discord server, I've had this mindset for almost a decade now (I'm 18, so you can put two and two together on when this took root), and honestly, this sort of thing happening here just makes my mindset all the more valid
thank u my southeast asian comrade
itās not your fault lol
i was fully expecting hit the road and the family okay it was a joke
do u guys say comrade to mean queer in taiwan or is that just in hk @compact gazelle
i don't see a burned joker or vagabond here
"always take (the most inconsistent tag ever made)"
I donāt think we say that :3
LMFAOOOOO I KNEW IT
hrt is good
well the only thing I can recommend for now is therapy if you have the money for it
vagabond is bad because he doesn't make soul cards
i HATE hrt
sorry I meant the pillar. It needed 10k chips and wouldn't let you play cards you previously played on it
hit road the
joker
skill issue
hormone replacement therapy is one of the greatest advacements in modern medicine tho
What
ok uh idk shit someone solve it for bro
Went to therapy once. I get news the therapist I had left the facility she was working at literally next appointment. She didn't even bother to give me a second chance lol.
the water
ok I'm safe
You can still play them, they just won't score
i looked away for one second what's that about hormones
all right my diagnosis is that you are literally haunted
ik but it was so hard
Unless you're a doctor, that diagnosis is invalid lol
gimme 5 years for me to finish med school
ah well I'll try it again
what hands are you even playing
@quasi seal
Discord might not even be around in 5 years š
does your college have any clubs taken place on campus or is there personal conflict taking place in your schedule? because i generally value irl social time through clubs as my community of choice back when quarantine hurt everybody
hallucination from riff raff š„¹
idk it varies depending on my cards
oh
nope itās right :3
to be less unserious sometimes things just happen and itās not your fault
just bad circumstances
krwl
I'm not in college yet. I'm finishing up my senior year here in 5 days.
yes
how do you get legendary joker role
I gtg see y'all later
i guess bro
l8r
gs black jokerless
I am not a doctor I am a high school student
do not listen to my medical advice without consulting someone more qualified
Cool run also 3/4 negatives are natural
it will be, it's the product of the system and fully supports it, there's no reason for it to not be here
not just for trans people but its like the one of the only things for menopause in the severely lacking field of womens menstrual health
HORRID
i am financially independent, my medical advice may vary in terms of success
Everything will become defunct eventually. Like Roblox, for example. I'm not expecting it to be here in 10 years time lol
L take
holy shit itsthe doctor
ok
oh what on earth
hi doctor
I don't think you know what you're saying
its like praying to god and actually getting an answer
this reminds me in my junior year I need to lock in cus all my friends are in my home school while im at like a lottery thing
new zodiac video when
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what are you aiming for in the future
Diagnosis: stinky
i mean, discord's been around for a decade
i don't see why it'd be gone in 5y unless it does something overly stupid
well letās see the words in the lens of someone that actually went through the process of mental health decline
(feels the aura sticker)
verdant leaf? what is that syndrome
balatro discord server is not real 
the doc is insightful as always
what are you seeing rn?
ba sing se ahh
violet leaf vs verdant vessel
Literally came here just to cause more problems for me.
should i take eternal holographic superposition on my pair build
Constantly
LOL what
whats zodiac video
think of the 10 mult
dont ask about blue seal video
everyone on this planet does exist to cause you problems
true
travel the world while itās still affordable and without abundance of data centers. teach my kid things i didnāt get the chance to do in my childhood when i settle
noo stop being mean
balatro has a balancing problem...
welcome to the Internet, or something
skill issue
noo stop
š best wishes for your future :3
chat what is zodiac video
theres a real person behind your screen guys
internet words still mean nothing but if someone wants them to mean something they can
not me i'm an apparition
true, but sadly...thoses chips aren't real...
i wish queer people were real
search balatro university on youtube and subscribe immediately
that's a good plan
doc is so scary
im watchi nmmmmg balatrin101
girlie don't say this, that's not funny
og god water onnohone
all buried in the first episode by the scriptwriters
letās just say hong kong better be worth it
sorgyy..
Alright. I'll js go. Thanks guys.
i have one of the top comments on the canio zodiac video for the wrong reasons
omg home town mentioned
do you often travel or something
@modest mist disconnect like now
some of these people are not good at helping
is everyonenwho play this game addicted to gambling
and not everyone is obligated to help either
and even if they want to help, they don't have the sufficient knowledge to do it
what no
see ya, take care dude
balatro is a strategy game
itās probably gonna be yknow
travel is cool :3
the more you play the more you can eliminate luck
also true
hence why I tell them to detach rather than tell others to stop
catch up with your friends while you all graduate and reminisce. treat yourself and learn to care for yourself
chat how is this looking
traveling is
something i'd probably only do to visit friends
tbh
yeah my family is known to travel a lot for their hobbies
stealing these to say to people irl (in real life)
it looks like balatro
but you have 4.7 million dollars :>
not Half bad
thanks
real blueprint copy
I think a bigger thing is people just lost patience bc a lot of people seemed open to helping but it became increasingly clear they werenāt taking any of it
Space joker!!!
maybe
