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ancient gyro
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and some pings are filtered like @ localthunk

humble gulch
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I regret that erratic++

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Wrong message

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🐑

viral raft
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yeah, first impression of seeing a @jokers being mentioned (idk how to ping them)

viral raft
cloud sinew
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which wouldnt really be an issue

viral raft
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makes you go to a directly after all

solid bronze
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thanks game

viral raft
humble gulch
cloud sinew
solid bronze
viral raft
solid bronze
humble gulch
cloud sinew
viral raft
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Hex is way better than 2$ (specially on early run)

knotty zodiac
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ig i mean that while i'll consider all pov, someone who doesnt have c++ ill usually weigh lighter. itd be more accurate to evaluate all claims from first principles but that takes a lot more effort

solid bronze
solid bronze
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i sold the hex to get the pack to get half

humble gulch
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It was better to just hex square

solid bronze
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square was in the pack too

viral raft
solid bronze
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alongside half

humble gulch
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Bruh

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Why open both

solid bronze
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it was one big pack

viral raft
frank grove
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wait send the seed after you die

viral raft
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seems fun

solid bronze
solid bronze
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i was 14 chips short to oneshot

viral raft
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send seed later, seems fun tbh

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i love the sinergy between this two, is like letting your friend eat your garbage.

bronze leaf
ancient gyro
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saying that you sold hex to afford r1 mega buffoon is a lot more cohesive

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to read

humble gulch
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I'd choose a random hexed joker than 2 random jokers tbh

frank grove
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100%

fallow shadow
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local think add no clip cheat

trail pier
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lets gooo

ancient gyro
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vayn pilled

exotic silo
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so close to C++ but I have to get Painted Gold Stake tomorrow

iron vigil
viral raft
solid bronze
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someone asked for the seed right

viral raft
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you can do it!

viral raft
solid bronze
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HRNI4ZVD

viral raft
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gaves us your seed

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thanks

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i'll play it

solid bronze
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i died ante 4 as i'm stupid and most likely butched up scaling square

bronze leaf
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Any tips for abandoned deck? I'm stuck at purple stake

exotic silo
knotty zodiac
solid bronze
solid bronze
ancient gyro
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abandoned bus player stereotype

solid bronze
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and since flushes don't oneshot anymore, i recommend not building them

clear mulch
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abandoned deck 🤤

bronze leaf
solid bronze
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abandoned was fine but meh, just an okay deck for me

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i prefer nebula over abandoned if all

humble gulch
ancient gyro
clear mulch
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poly

ancient gyro
solid bronze
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i still suck ass what can i say

bronze leaf
solid bronze
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bus made me appeciarate aces

frank grove
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also face related jokers arent impossible to play on abandoned it just takes a little bit more work than others, and you get to see the hand you want more frequently cause of -12 card headstart

bronze leaf
frank grove
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canio is still really good for example

ancient gyro
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this doesn't really go against bus still being able to scale ≈4 mult per round on all decks

solid bronze
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DO NOT TAKE EROSION ON ABANDONED
it was my greatest mistake

ancient gyro
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why not

humble gulch
ancient gyro
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erosion starts at 0 on all decks

solid bronze
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less starting cards, less erosion scaling

frank grove
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what

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that isnt how that works

clear mulch
frank grove
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no it isnt?

clear mulch
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yes it is

ancient gyro
solid bronze
frank grove
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you're not cutting down to 5 cards anyway

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on any deck?

clear mulch
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?

ancient gyro
solid bronze
frank grove
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what are you on about

clear mulch
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im lost

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?

frank grove
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you dont need erosion to be a 100+ mult joker

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it being 40 - 60 is usually more than enough

humble gulch
ancient gyro
solid bronze
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maybe i just fucked up that one time while i took erosion and didn't found xmult

frank grove
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erosion in general is fairly mid, but it isnt any worse on abandoned

humble gulch
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I love erosion

solid bronze
cloud sinew
trail pier
carmine hollow
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Hi folks

ancient gyro
# solid bronze you can delete fewer cards

erosion functions the same on all decks and the lower ceiling on abandoned is a shit rebuttal for a mult scaler that will have diminishing returns for an event that rarely happens in gs

carmine hollow
solid bronze
frank grove
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what

ancient gyro
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me when i lie

trail pier
frank grove
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me when i just say anything 😭

cloud sinew
solid bronze
ruby vessel
cloud sinew
cloud sinew
solid bronze
frank grove
ancient gyro
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so you shooting yourself in the foot is an excuse to deflect your rebuttal to erosion being a mistake on abandoned?

trail pier
cloud sinew
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considering they said they "mostly die due to lack of cards"

ancient gyro
trail pier
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the only time lack of cards is an issue for me usually is if im trying to use rebate and my deck is like 25 cards or something lol

solid bronze
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if i lock in during a run i build around one card right, and instead of copying it like i should with dna/death, i just remove everything else with immolates and hanged man and then i have 3 cards in deck remaining and 2 hands to play

frank grove
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The only time ive died from lack of cards is with burglar against the hook and that was when i was really new

ruby vessel
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Isn’t the idea of thinning just to draw into ur better cards. So I imagine u should end up replacing the cards u cut later with better cards. Is there any merit to a thin deck outside of erosion

ancient gyro
cloud sinew
clear mulch
frank grove
solid bronze
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i think i'mma just crash to sleep as today shit was awful, gn i guess

ancient gyro
cloud sinew
cloud sinew
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because we're talking about within ante 8

clear mulch
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oh STUNTMAN

trail pier
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yea once you get below a certain number of cards you're guaranteed to draw your desired hand every round basically

solid bronze
ancient gyro
cloud sinew
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im glad wild cards are being buffed in the next update

bronze leaf
frank grove
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We dont know yet

trail pier
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using wild cards with ancient joker is fun but those boss blinds are killer

cloud sinew
ancient gyro
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tbd

hearty tusk
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Guess what time is it

ruby vessel
cloud sinew
hearty tusk
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ITS RUNNING IT BACK TIME

clear mulch
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run it back

cloud sinew
ruby vessel
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An ok

frank grove
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Yeah, i take bus on every single deck

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except plasma

trail pier
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bus is crazy good if you get it early

frank grove
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ugh i hate plasma deck

humble gulch
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Bus can work even on ante 4

ancient gyro
trail pier
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i think ive only ever messed up the bus once because i misclicked

cloud sinew
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ive messed up bus on purpose a couple times

frank grove
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yeah me too

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for midas usually

ancient gyro
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i crashed bus once for a funny screenshot that i no longer have

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on abandoned no face cards

cloud sinew
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it was between keeping bus scaled and dying in the big blind 🤷‍♀️

clear mulch
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it's okay, i forgive you

cloud sinew
frank grove
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ive done it for midas, and a couple times for when straights are scaled and i find a photo in ante 7/8

clear mulch
cloud sinew
bronze widget
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i genuinely went imagine if the skip gives me a legendary

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I EAMN

iron vigil
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Hi Chicot

bronze widget
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THATS BASICALLY AN INVESTMENT TAG CAN I COMPLAIN

cloud sinew
bronze widget
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yeah i did that

cloud sinew
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real

iron vigil
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bye chicot

cloud sinew
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better than investment

ancient gyro
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ying

brittle umbra
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Throwback be at the best party of his life

iron vigil
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Missed the chicot golden sticker tho

iron vigil
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immaculate joker rooster

tranquil trench
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henlo chat

ancient gyro
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white stake celebrity

tranquil trench
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h

clear mulch
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wow, we have one neuron

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RGTM, we're two sides of the same coin

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meow

bronze widget
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wow a lot of scoring this seed

iron vigil
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The benefits of plasma deck

bronze widget
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ig thats scorign

tranquil trench
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im trying to get c++ but probably not now deadge

bronze widget
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ama js do this i dont wanna die by accident and bean is good for rebate

clear mulch
slim swift
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lmfao that's crazy

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not yet, buddy

bronze widget
bronze widget
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to take

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fs

clear mulch
bronze widget
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dont skip thajt pls

clear mulch
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maybe i exaggerated but i cant put it into words

solid bronze
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can the game stop giving me heart attacks

bronze widget
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u can farm money with parking and itll help u naninf easier burger can cost thousands to find

solid bronze
iron vigil
hearty tusk
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Play consistently?! Thats just a myth to me!

clear mulch
tranquil trench
solid bronze
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and yes, halfsies eternal was a choice i didn't think of

iron vigil
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wdym i need to use bloodstone

solid bronze
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someone once said that c++ is easier as you can just play your most consistent deck

hearty tusk
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Fym i gotta use bluepront😂😂🤞🤞🤞

bronze widget
knotty zodiac
bronze widget
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i feel like c++isnt much harder than that

clear mulch
solid bronze
bronze widget
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if u beat gold stake 15 times u got atleast like 40 stickers

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40-50

knotty zodiac
hearty tusk
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For me the best deck is green
-# no wonder i couldnt beat black stake

solid bronze
knotty zodiac
solid bronze
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lucky proc saved my ass

tranquil trench
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ghost deck is my faves

solid bronze
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tbh other than ghost i liked plasma and erratic

hearty tusk
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Checkered is nice

raven raven
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does anybody actually like black deck

slim swift
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rip purple seals lmao

cloud sinew
tranquil trench
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you need good luck for black deck 😭

solid bronze
raven raven
ruby vessel
frank grove
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yeah black deck is at least interesting to play unlike nebula

solid bronze
iron vigil
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its my favorite deck in fact

raven raven
iron vigil
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maybe

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i like it for gold stake

clear mulch
hearty tusk
solid bronze
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when i was still a toe suckler in playing balatro i disliked mime as i just didn't understood it

raven raven
iron vigil
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LOL

hearty tusk
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Just go

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Just check it

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Dont worry

iron vigil
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ok i will

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Ok i will

clear mulch
raven raven
hearty tusk
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Am dealing with them dw

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Check under your skin, Eva.

vocal dust
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any advice on hex/immolate here?

hearty tusk
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Immolate

frank grove
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immolate

raven raven
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easy 20

hearty tusk
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Immolate

vocal dust
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ty

hearty tusk
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Immolate

clear mulch
hearty tusk
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Check under your skin.

pale wolf
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disliking black deck is a skill issue tbh

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That's why I don't play on it

tranquil trench
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soul on challenge deck, really? 😂

humble gulch
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Easy +20 mult

pale wolf
hearty tusk
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

humble gulch
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Unless it's yorick or chicot

pale wolf
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you could get WR knifes edge

hearty tusk
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i love skipping

solid bronze
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should i get sleep and then play gold stake

humble gulch
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Is that a food?

pale wolf
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get employed 😎

bronze widget
hearty tusk
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What the fuck dude

pale wolf
cloud sinew
bronze widget
pale wolf
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showman more sell value

raven raven
pale wolf
solid bronze
humble gulch
pale wolf
solid bronze
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one day i will have to do painted deck to get C+.

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  • not ++ i'm an idiot
pale wolf
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🤔 @cloud sinew do you think perkeod consumables have the same flag as bought shop duplicates when you have showman

solid bronze
modest mist
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Got my fourth win! This time, on yellow deck!

pale wolf
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c++ is like 200h of gameplay from game start

solid bronze
feral needle
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I keep procastinating on C++ myself lol

humble gulch
pale wolf
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trying to get usage out of every joker is fun

hearty tusk
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Am gonna do it for the love of the game

solid bronze
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with C+ i see atleast learning stuff like less jokers, more jokers yada yada
not with C++

pale wolf
modest mist
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Cerulean Bell was lowk challenging.

feral needle
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I do think they should change a few jokers to make C++ less suffering

pale wolf
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no unlocking process and often 1 deck so no c+ time waste

feral needle
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like the banana duo should be guaranteed to survive the Ante 8 Boss Blind

humble gulch
feral needle
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because you can actually lose the gold sticker to that

pale wolf
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18h is pretty fast though

modest mist
humble gulch
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I got my second one (it was from 0) in like 100 hours of gameplay

solid bronze
solid bronze
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is it seltzer or seltezer

cloud sinew
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seltzer

pale wolf
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seletezer

solid bronze
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i'm used to polish name of tabletka musująca

shell dagger
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sezr

cloud sinew
light brook
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salisbury

feral needle
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the game already cheats for you if you find a The Soul while missing gold stickers for legendary jokers

pale wolf
cloud sinew
feral needle
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it forces the first produced legendary to be one you don't have a sticker on yet

solid bronze
pale wolf
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it filters seed

cloud sinew
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^

pale wolf
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you replay any seed you just played and the souls are gonna be the same every time

feral needle
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interesting

pale wolf
zinc jay
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my mouse is for some reason invisible, when entering the game previously it usually just flickered and then become visible. how do i fix this????

solid bronze
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too difficult to learn as a non-slav and just, not worth it.

cloud sinew
hearty tusk
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Died 😛😛😛

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White stake too

pale wolf
hearty tusk
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Am fucking around too much

pale wolf
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unless you sell and unblock a slot

heavy heron
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popcorn should be -2

zinc jay
heavy heron
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not -4

hearty tusk
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Well

pale wolf
hearty tusk
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Run it back

bronze leaf
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Ate it on ante 8 crimson heart 😞

light brook
pale wolf
pale wolf
zinc jay
light brook
cloud sinew
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i didnt know that

zinc jay
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oh yeah windows

bronze leaf
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Android and iOS also supports mice

light brook
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who knew you could play balatro on a living mouse

pale wolf
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and switch 2(?)

frank grove
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switch 2 does i think

cloud sinew
exotic silo
feral needle
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I thought that was an emulator thing

pale wolf
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why would you choose to use the inferior control scheme

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touch screen >>>>

cloud sinew
exotic silo
solid bronze
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2 oranges and a potato to control the game

feral needle
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shrimpteresting

humble gulch
cloud sinew
bronze leaf
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I play on Android

cloud sinew
pale wolf
humble gulch
zinc jay
humble gulch
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Yeah, touch screen is incredible for Balatro, controller is trash

bronze leaf
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No

feral needle
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interesting

pale wolf
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I assume you've already reinstalled the game with no fix, right?

cloud sinew
bronze leaf
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Well sometimes I do when I'm using the keyboard case with my tablet

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Okay

pale wolf
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This was the conceit of my mouse joke

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there's like four different platforms it could be

light oak
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should I take gold ticket for photo?

frank grove
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do the console versions support mouse and keyboard

bronze leaf
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The PC version of Balatro not having the ability to drag cards around is wild to me though

cloud sinew
cloud sinew
zinc jay
bronze leaf
cloud sinew
slate hatch
frozen smelt
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I finally did it 😂

slate hatch
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Nice

cloud sinew
zinc jay
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its only invisible in balatro and not anywhere else, thats weird

humble gulch
bronze leaf
frozen smelt
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that actually took hours, and i couldnt find a ecto for entire game till last fucking hand

bronze leaf
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I wish you could sync saves between mobile and PC cuz I'd absolutely buy the game a second time

bronze widget
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idol never hit a single time but atleast i never have to play idol in gold stake ever again

terse vale
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Idk what we’re talking about but ya :? its a good way to link sentences together sometimes

bronze widget
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okay ama try to do all black stake stakes

terse vale
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well thats not very nice to say togif

cloud sinew
light oak
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I'm guessing I sell gold ticket?

bronze leaf
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That's not how schizophrenia works

bronze widget
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you dont need the invis yet

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econs more important

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you can still find a brainstorm

zinc jay
bronze leaf
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No it isn't?

cloud sinew
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what

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i dont think you understand what schizophrenia is

bronze leaf
cloud sinew
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i wasnt talking to myself

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i was connecting what i was saying with what i had previously said

atomic trout
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No fucking way

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HIGH CARD suuuuuuuuuucks

cloud sinew
bronze leaf
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Which also isn't how it works.

atomic trout
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Losing to Purple Stakes

iron vigil
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Straight flush slop

bronze leaf
atomic trout
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Nevermind... I won. High Card roooocks

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On Purple Stakes 🔥

pale wolf
feral needle
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this feels pretty machine-translated

humble gulch
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High card is only bad when it makes me lose 🗣️

zinc jay
atomic trout
tranquil trench
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lvl 100 high card ChicaHuh

atomic trout
atomic trout
ruby vessel
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Do stone cards count for blackboard or will it not trigger

pale wolf
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it wont trigger

cloud sinew
ruby vessel
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Makes sense just wanted to make sure I don’t waste a discard

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I’m very close on this boss blind

iron vigil
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do wild cards count for blackboard i always forget

ruby vessel
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Yah they do

iron vigil
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interessante

ruby vessel
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Got my first gold sticker legendary :>

cloud sinew
# iron vigil interessante

it's because blackboard checks if theyre spades/clubs, and wild cards always returns true for "is this card a [suit]" checks

iron vigil
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oooh

pale wolf
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💛 blackboard x smeared joker
favorite fake synergy

iron vigil
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wait so debuffed cards don't count

cloud sinew
iron vigil
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ah

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interesting

pale wolf
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even wild cards somehow 🦓

iron vigil
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zebra statement is real

stoic shoal
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Hi guys, im new in this discord( cuz i Just found out) and i wanted to share this gameplay i did a few days ago, what do you think?

ruby vessel
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Good job

solemn bough
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At first the plan was to get a bit of gold stickers but we get what we get ¯_(ツ)_/¯

feral needle
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10 Jokers

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wao

pale wolf
stoic shoal
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Idr exactly how far i went but i Guess like ante 11 or something

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What about this one??

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This Is another One

pale wolf
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neg swash negg egg is pretty funny considering they came from negative tags

solemn bough
pale wolf
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you can tell by the way it is

solemn bough
gusty island
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im new to balatro how do i use the boss blind reroll voucher

pale wolf
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hallucination egg is pretty good hit, aj is decent considering the photochad already

pale wolf
gusty island
cloud sinew
pale wolf
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or even none times if you use a boss reroll tag
(never do this)

stoic shoal
pale wolf
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but fair

knotty zodiac
stoic shoal
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Yeah they were for support

random egret
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who else up squaring they joker?

cloud sinew
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square boker

pale wolf
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they should remove chips from the game

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playstack should force localthunk to remove the blue mult

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what good do they do anyways

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every chip joker can just be a mult joker

cloud sinew
frank grove
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stone joker becomes meta? 🔥

pale wolf
stoic shoal
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Insane Blue synergy

knotty zodiac
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lets buy localthunk a yacht

xmult can be unlocked with premium currency

cloud sinew
pale wolf
cloud sinew
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proof

pale wolf
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sly joker can be changed to be +8 mult

cloud sinew
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no silly

pale wolf
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ez fix

cloud sinew
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thats jolly joker

pale wolf
cloud sinew
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no

hearty tusk
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I am legitimately just doing whatever the fuck

frank grove
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todd conforms to the mult norms 💔

solid bronze
light oak
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this seed is crazy

hearty tusk
stoic shoal
light oak
knotty zodiac
light oak
# light oak fr

this seed has 3 barons, 3 mimes, and 3 invis jokers all somewhat late game

pale wolf
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ok its time for me to play

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what deck should i not play

stoic shoal
pale wolf
knotty zodiac
stoic shoal
pale wolf
knotty zodiac
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do not play bobby tables

pale wolf
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i get that reference

cloud sinew
pale wolf
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okay time to play anything except yellow and astrology deck

pale wolf
pale wolf
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ok abandoned time it is

stoic shoal
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Or even black deck

solid bronze
pale wolf
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oh boy a free tarot card

cloud sinew
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i love rentals!

knotty zodiac
pale wolf
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gold stake is totally easier than orange guys

cloud sinew
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nah

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but its more fun

pale wolf
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holy shit this seed sucks

solid bronze
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all the pain for me starts on purple

knotty zodiac
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LOL

stoic shoal
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Let's go with ramen

cloud sinew
unreal topaz
cloud sinew
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time to have $4!

solid bronze
cloud sinew
stoic shoal
hearty tusk
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Resume?

solid bronze
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about resumes n shit
i sent my boss my cv with a .png file and he somehow accepted my ass

unreal topaz
pale wolf
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it was a devil but i had to use all my hands to win so 🤏

solid bronze
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where are all the ante 1 riffraffs when i need em, i'm grabbing them in EVERY deck

unreal topaz
pale wolf
unreal topaz
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see

knotty zodiac
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scholar mars run incoming

stoic shoal
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Prob sell It when It drops like a x1.2-x1.3

pale wolf
stoic shoal
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Y'know what, im about to start a run too

unreal topaz
unreal iron
stoic shoal
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What deck should i play ?

unreal iron
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❤️‍🩹

pale wolf
stoic shoal
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My man

pale wolf
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do i death the 2 or do i take 20 entire dollars

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hint: it's the money

stoic shoal
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I'll go with the money

unreal iron
unreal iron
solid bronze
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last thing before sleep
i hope 1.1 makes the luchador even more muscular

stoic shoal
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So waht should i do? Should i buy popcorn or bet of something food for the pack?

stoic shoal
cloud sinew
unreal iron
hearty tusk
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How can I stop fucking around with my dumbass runs

cloud sinew
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no release date besides "its out when its out"

stoic shoal
stoic shoal
unreal iron
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THINK

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literally think and you win

hearty tusk
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I cant stop taking skips and doing stupid bullshit like buying an ante 7 hologram

unreal iron
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sro TwT

hearty tusk
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Hemp me

stoic shoal
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UNLESS

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I think astro Is the best choice

unreal iron
stoic shoal
pale wolf
stoic shoal
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Ahem flush best hand ahem

stoic shoal
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Or whatever Is called cuz im not english

hearty tusk
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Three of a kind is better

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Because I said so

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Dont argue with me

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I WILL cry

pale wolf
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ok this wall just kills me cool

stoic shoal
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Thabks

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Well this sucks

cloud sinew
unreal iron
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i suck 😔

stoic shoal
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It sucks cuz 8 ball Is there

unreal iron
#

lowkey i had a run with a burnt joker obelisk

stoic shoal
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It Just ruined my day

cloud sinew
unreal iron
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i even hexed the burnt a1

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and i lost

stoic shoal
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Chooose your poison: obelisk or 8ball

unreal iron
stoic shoal
#

Obelisk slander Is the only reason why my heart still beats

stoic shoal
serene forge
#

I <3 yuri

pale wolf
serene forge
#

here win

cloud sinew
pale wolf
bronze leaf
#

I didn't know he was a lesbian! /s

pale wolf
#

first man to survive space

cloud sinew
#

he is yuri

bronze leaf
pale wolf
#

lesbiman

bronze leaf
stoic shoal
unborn cliff
pale wolf
#

do i do it?

stoic shoal
#

Nah

#

If you want sell the fortune teller

#

Or something

bronze leaf
unborn cliff
bronze leaf
unborn cliff
cloud sinew
bronze leaf
serene forge
serene forge
#

average riff W

minor portal
#

delayed grat, one of the best econ jokers in the game.

#

that's a whole six dollars.

serene forge
#

I mean its not good

#

but I have gronkler and its negative so

#

free econ lol

cloud sinew
#

gronkler is so much better than groker

#

@gronk

serene forge
#

lmfao

frank grove
#

😭

cloud sinew
#

bluekler

rain adder
cloud sinew
#

jimbker

serene forge
#

sponkler

cloud sinew
#

this is so much better

#

gluttkler

#

marker

serene forge
#

stonkler

#

stonks

night turret
#

First time I’ve seen almost a normal deck

#

And then I looked down

cloud sinew
shell dagger
#

a normal deck is not normal

#

lowkey

cloud sinew
#

i cant recall this ever happening to me either

night turret
serene forge
#

are you taking if you have 0 enhancements so far

cloud sinew
#

you have very good econ

night turret
serene forge
#

here win

cloud sinew
serene forge
viral raft
serene forge
cloud sinew
serene forge
#

that's true

viral raft
serene forge
#

idk

cloud sinew
#

i probably wouldnt take cert because you already have 2 eternals taken and cert doesnt really help you that much with delgrat green joker

viral raft
#

even if it does nothing for the moment

serene forge
#

but yeah idk if I can afford it

viral raft
serene forge
cloud sinew
viral raft
cloud sinew
#

i wouldnt take cert

viral raft
#

yeah

serene forge
#

yeah I didn't

#

but it was an idea I had

viral raft
#

neat

undone laurel
#

Some seed I came across on reddit

viral raft
#

yeah, so scary tbh

cloud sinew
#

theres actually multiple!!!! 😱

viral raft
#

imagine a place on reddit where people send the worst takes about balatro

#

it gives me chills ngl

ancient gyro
#

paywalls endless

cloud sinew
#

the game is pay to lose

cloud sinew
#

you pay for the game and you lose :(

viral raft
#

you pay money to play endless

#

seems like a upgrade to me

cloud sinew
# serene forge

couldve actually been valid if they showed the full context

#

but they just look silly without context

viral raft
viral raft
feral needle
#

Just got another mobile update, the game's title is still "Balatro: Try Before You Buy" even though I already bought the game

serene forge
viral raft
# serene forge

theres literally two free seals what the hell is even doing 😭

#

and also a baron on a AJ build????

iron vigil
#

if it's not a risky immolate just skip the pack

serene forge
#

I can imagine some guy losing their mind over not being able to win on lower stakes and then you have this guy that managed to get to blue stake playing like this

night turret
#

Wait this whole build don’t make no sense

stoic cosmos
#

Almost does

feral needle
#

Maybe the title got applied to both versions by accident

ruby vessel
#

Someone did a video abt beating portal and returning it

feral needle
#

I've played the game way before this happened though LOL

#

I bought it on a sale for 30% off (on mobile)

#

I don't think I'd be elegible unless something royally goes wrong

#

Like maybe unfairly locking me out of the game I bought, idk

pale wolf
#

no shit, huh

ruby vessel
pale wolf
#

now i can retrigger gold cards for the low low price of $3 per round

ruby vessel
#

The value with golden ticket would be off the charts tho

pale wolf
#

i win the run (i have bones)

pale wolf
#

ill take the win instead but its a funny synergy

ruby vessel
#

Valid tho

#

I got another legendary gold sticker

buoyant stratus
#

Soul cards cost 10$

serene forge
# serene forge

this sub gotta be a psyop btw I refuse to believe these are real posts

night moat
#

Am I copying correctly or should i blueprint sock? I play flush five kings red seals

buoyant stratus
proven gulch
#

is the shop screen bigger than the cash out screen

buoyant stratus
#

Also for next time I suggest not taking random negatives if they're eternal

#

In case you find invisible joker

plucky chasm
#

guys good news

buoyant stratus
bronze leaf
wicked sequoia
#

Love me some emergency flat mult

bronze leaf
plucky chasm
#

like im gonna guess

buoyant stratus
#

Is it sharp card or card sharp or something else

#

I forgot

plucky chasm
#

card sharp yea

buoyant stratus
#

/:

plucky chasm
#

so it's win win situation

humble gulch
#

Sell bloodstone

buoyant stratus
#

Jimbo*

plucky chasm
buoyant stratus
#

Auto correct

humble gulch
unreal iron
#

😔

serene forge
#

I <3 yuri

humble gulch
#

Photochad and cavendish are doing all the job

serene forge
#

@ancient gyro shut fuck up

serene forge
hearty tusk
plucky chasm
unreal iron
#

#1 bloodstone hater

buoyant stratus
serene forge
humble gulch
ancient gyro
unreal iron
#

they didnt shut up

#

clearly

hearty tusk
#

Idk who's fuck

unreal iron
#

fuck

plucky chasm
serene forge
buoyant stratus
#

I'll shut fuck up for them it's fine

plucky chasm
unreal iron
serene forge
hearty tusk
serene forge
hearty tusk
#

Thunk said theyre canon

unreal iron
#

as if the world was intertwining around them?

hearty tusk
buoyant stratus
#

I'm at my friends house and I'm trying my best both not to wake her up and not to fall off the bed

serene forge
#

even steven can't get blackboard value 😔

night moat
#

didn't find baron :C

plucky chasm
unreal iron
#

👀

bronze leaf
hearty tusk
#

Push your friend off the bed, Socks.

buoyant stratus
#

No

night moat
plucky chasm
#

so one joke turmed me to yuri fan

buoyant stratus
plucky chasm
#

lovely community

night moat
ancient gyro
buoyant stratus
unreal iron
#

i love yaoi

#

🤤

serene forge
#

I <3 yuri

buoyant stratus
#

Or something idfk

plucky chasm
unreal iron
serene forge
#

im going to tear this chair apart

buoyant stratus
#

Yes I'm sarcastic

#

I thought it was obvious

unreal iron
#

thank you

unreal iron
buoyant stratus
#

Rerolled into the violent vessel

serene forge
#

my gf is not a white stake warrior

unreal iron
#

i wasnt here a few days ago sooo

#

bleh

plucky chasm
serene forge
#

my gf is not bloodstone either

buoyant stratus
#

How would someone date a rock

serene forge
#

succulent supple cheeks is probably projecting

buoyant stratus
#

My first girlfriend turned into a bloodstone

serene forge
#

they probably know

plucky chasm
#

so lemme clear this up using bloodstone is gay?

serene forge
ancient gyro
#

there's a documentary on strange addictions like gasoline and cars

serene forge
#

being gay is awesome

#

bloodstone is not

unreal iron
#

evil and intimidating bloodstone

pale wolf
#

big stickering

buoyant stratus
buoyant stratus
#

Atlab

unreal iron
#

i bet bloodstone hates being consistent with its schedules

pale wolf
#

the bible

serene forge
#

average nanlet when they have to play the game

unreal iron
#

like dude CANNOT go to the gym 4 times a week

#

literally impossible for it

grand tartan
#

Is it a bad thing to struggle on the first ante

pale wolf
buoyant stratus
ancient gyro
grand tartan
serene forge
#

well

#

it depends

buoyant stratus
#

It just doesn't

pale wolf
#

yea 8ball sux it doesnt even create the ability to reinforce itself recursively with strength death and hanged man

serene forge
buoyant stratus
ancient gyro
#

luck doesn't exist in balatro

#

(everything is predetermined)

buoyant stratus
plucky chasm
#

so sell card sharp right?

pale wolf
#

luck is externalizing your ability to control chaos to some third entity

serene forge
#

manipulate the seed to give you 8ball procs every time 4head

buoyant stratus
#

It's evil

ancient gyro
#

8 ball not working for a couple hands isn't gonna kill you

serene forge
frank grove
#

balatro player when 1 in 32 chance for not getting 8ball tarot: this is guaranteed
balatro player when 1 in 32 chance to instantly die to bloodstone missing: this will never happen

buoyant stratus
serene forge
#

I hate people who hate reserved parking

ancient gyro
#

you hate business card which yields equivalent ev

#

uh

buoyant stratus
ancient gyro
#

ev is practically the same

rain temple
#

I am neutral towards reserve parking

serene forge
buoyant stratus
#

Sock and buskin is better [totally not biased]

ancient gyro
#

only you would think that after surrounding your media consumption with reddit slop

serene forge
#

they should rework business card to give 4 dollars per trigger of a gold card and make it only appear when you have gold cards

hearty tusk
#

Yeah something like

buoyant stratus
#

Golden ticket sounds right

serene forge
hearty tusk
#

Gold ticket

#

Jinx

buoyant stratus
#

Wow that is genius

#

How is there not a joker like this already

hearty tusk
#

I ate it

#

Its inside me

serene forge
#

im hungy

buoyant stratus
#

r/wooosh

ancient gyro
hearty tusk
#

-# were being ironic

viral raft
#

3 free stickers wujuuu

#

Bus is so goated

buoyant stratus
#

Shit

serene forge
#

r/ihavereddit

ancient gyro
#

r/fiftyfifty

serene forge
hearty tusk
#

r/shutthefuckupwiththesubreddits

viral raft
serene forge
buoyant stratus
serene forge
#

(it should say two of a kind though)

viral raft
#

two2oak

serene forge
#

oh

pale wolf
viral raft
#

Full HORSE

buoyant stratus
serene forge
#

hey its full hourse not full horse :(

#

also

#

stair?

#

it should say lesbian

viral raft
serene forge
buoyant stratus
hearty tusk
#

Ace

#

Because

viral raft
#

sorry

hearty tusk
#

Ace is card

#

And sexuality

serene forge
hearty tusk
#

Ace

serene forge
#

I do not care about gta6

ancient gyro
#

oh yeah

humble gulch
#

I hate GTA

#

🐑

viral raft
#

and Polychrome gets the gay joke

ancient gyro
#

gta5 pc in 2015 used to hit different

plucky chasm
# viral raft

lemme guess
flush house-> flushie house
five of the kind-> 5oak
flush five-> flushie 5oak

viral raft
#

my balatro renames are garbage but they're consistent, why gay is the edition and lesbian is the poker hand?

buoyant stratus
#

Isn't killing people like the entire point of the game

viral raft
#

just one lgtb joke at once

pastel harbor
#

yall why is there a dead pixel on satellite

buoyant stratus
viral raft
viral raft
plucky chasm
humble gulch
#

Fuoak

pastel harbor
viral raft
#

F5OAK

karmic warren
#

i gotta sell baron for golden ticket right lol, i have only 5 kings

humble gulch
viral raft
warm wedge
viral raft
karmic warren
#

yes

serene forge
#

why are you telling me this

night moat