#🕹・game-discussion
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yeah, first impression of seeing a @jokers being mentioned (idk how to ping them)
fair enough, i don't like erratic at all but still a useful deck
which wouldnt really be an issue
makes you go to a directly after all
thanks game
where the Hex did go?
Balatro players vs reading
adding it as an option doesnt really affect the way that most people play the game for a while
money
what?
square and half are since boss ante 1
Hex is worth more than 2 dollars
most players dont even know theres a high contrast cards, deck skins, stickers on jokers etc until theyve played for a good number of hours
Hex is way better than 2$ (specially on early run)
ig i mean that while i'll consider all pov, someone who doesnt have c++ ill usually weigh lighter. itd be more accurate to evaluate all claims from first principles but that takes a lot more effort
i sold it back in ante 1 to get buffoon pack to get square and half or i'd die to most horrendous draws ever
Half oneshots...
half was in the buffoon pack.
i sold the hex to get the pack to get half
It was better to just hex square
square was in the pack too
most of my friends after 20-30 hours and the only reason they knew is because i told them 😭
alongside half
it was one big pack
hex fisrt then take the other
wait send the seed after you die
seems fun
the hex was sold to afford the pack as i didn't oneshot the small blind cuz i'm stupid
oh i see
i was 14 chips short to oneshot
send seed later, seems fun tbh
i love the sinergy between this two, is like letting your friend eat your garbage.
The only setting I want LT to add is an on/off master volume switch.
It'd be a nice QOL feature that's slightly more convenient than the current implementation
I'd choose a random hexed joker than 2 random jokers tbh
100%
local think add no clip cheat
would also be nice, yeah
lets gooo
vayn pilled
so close to C++ but I have to get Painted Gold Stake tomorrow
something about a very gay lesbian hornet
good luck! you already done Black and Nebula so it should be really easy
someone asked for the seed right
you can do it!
yep!
HRNI4ZVD
i died ante 4 as i'm stupid and most likely butched up scaling square
Any tips for abandoned deck? I'm stuck at purple stake
yeah, only that, Anaglyph and Erratic left
gs ghost?
for abandoned i mainly waited for bus to be honest, but then i just did chips/+mult/xmult
gs ghost
Fair.
abandoned bus player stereotype
and since flushes don't oneshot anymore, i recommend not building them
abandoned deck 🤤
It's free +mult
abandoned was fine but meh, just an okay deck for me
i prefer nebula over abandoned if all
🐑
take advantage of seeing more of your cards more frequently (blue/purple seal, gold cards, straights, etc)
that's not limited to abandoned
I'm too addicted to face cards to play the bus outside of abandoned
bus made me appeciarate aces
also face related jokers arent impossible to play on abandoned it just takes a little bit more work than others, and you get to see the hand you want more frequently cause of -12 card headstart
Mood me too. Despite having dozens of hours into this god forsaken game I'm still really bad at it
canio is still really good for example
this doesn't really go against bus still being able to scale ≈4 mult per round on all decks
DO NOT TAKE EROSION ON ABANDONED
it was my greatest mistake
why not
Lol
erosion starts at 0 on all decks
less starting cards, less erosion scaling
it is
no it isnt?
yes it is
as if youre able to cut all your cards in the first place
you can delete fewer cards
?
which is a nothing burger issue
trust, with most fucked up builds in history, you can
what are you on about
you dont need erosion to be a 100+ mult joker
it being 40 - 60 is usually more than enough
Anyways, that run is kind of free
which is off topic to current erosion discussion
maybe i just fucked up that one time while i took erosion and didn't found xmult
erosion in general is fairly mid, but it isnt any worse on abandoned
I love erosion
so i suck ass, alr
you will almost never run into an issue of having not enough cards in deck outside of the Fragile challenge
noooo
Hi folks
erosion functions the same on all decks and the lower ceiling on abandoned is a shit rebuttal for a mult scaler that will have diminishing returns for an event that rarely happens in gs
Wow
funnily enough i mostly die due to lack of cards if i lock in during runs
what
me when i lie
i once accidentally died because i discarded all my cards
me when i just say anything 😭
how are you drawing all your cards most of the time when you die...?
i proritize (is that how you spell if) hanged man over death way too much and it shows
Speaking of anything just a question I had. Is there a reason people don’t like chicot. He seems ridiculously good to me
how are you getting that small of a deck though
because people dont see the utility of only needing to worry about pure scoring
i stick to cartomancer for far too long once i get him
a lot of people dont see the value in bosses being disabled, chicot is pretty good
so you shooting yourself in the foot is an excuse to deflect your rebuttal to erosion being a mistake on abandoned?
its possible i once got 3 immolates before the end of ante 2 on ghost deck
i know its possible, its happened to me, im asking how it happens most of the time
considering they said they "mostly die due to lack of cards"
key word
"most of the time due to lack of cards"
the car didn't crash itself
the only time lack of cards is an issue for me usually is if im trying to use rebate and my deck is like 25 cards or something lol
if i lock in during a run i build around one card right, and instead of copying it like i should with dna/death, i just remove everything else with immolates and hanged man and then i have 3 cards in deck remaining and 2 hands to play
The only time ive died from lack of cards is with burglar against the hook and that was when i was really new
Isn’t the idea of thinning just to draw into ur better cards. So I imagine u should end up replacing the cards u cut later with better cards. Is there any merit to a thin deck outside of erosion
that is never going to happen in gs where you're going to both rely on rebate and be in a comfortable scenario where you'll be down to 25 cards in the first place
seeing a higher proportion of your deck is almost always useful
finding the cards you wanna find faster
if you've used ectos, or have stuntman thinning the deck is pretty useful in general
i think i'mma just crash to sleep as today shit was awful, gn i guess
more likely to see your special cards and draw your desired poker hand more often based on how you deck fix
do you go into endless for this
stuntman?
because we're talking about within ante 8
oh STUNTMAN
yea once you get below a certain number of cards you're guaranteed to draw your desired hand every round basically
then i misunderstood the entire point of discussion like an idiot i am
tldr, erosion works normally on abandoned. bus works normally outside of abandoned
im glad wild cards are being buffed in the next update
What's being changed?
We dont know yet
using wild cards with ancient joker is fun but those boss blinds are killer
you weren't an idiot, you just didnt know that that is the base case in here /gen
tbd
Guess what time is it
Wait I missed this point. Isn’t ride the bus easier on abandoned bc every hand is garunteed to add value and u don’t have to worry abt face cards? Sorry to make u repeat urself but genuinely curious
xx:52
ITS RUNNING IT BACK TIME
it's easier, but only marginally better
An ok
bus is crazy good if you get it early
ugh i hate plasma deck
Bus can work even on ante 4
bus is extremely hard to crash outside of abandoned since you have 2 discards and the ability to play hands that don't score face cards. abandoned doesn't make it that much easier on paper when it's already easy to avoid the bus crash normally
i think ive only ever messed up the bus once because i misclicked
ive messed up bus on purpose a couple times
i crashed bus once for a funny screenshot that i no longer have
on abandoned no face cards
it was between keeping bus scaled and dying in the big blind 🤷♀️
it's okay, i forgive you
i drew a face card full house with 0 discards with 1 hand left
ive done it for midas, and a couple times for when straights are scaled and i find a photo in ante 7/8
well then i'd say it wasn't actually on purpose, rather you needed to do so
"on purpose" as in that it was intentional
Hi Chicot
THATS BASICALLY AN INVESTMENT TAG CAN I COMPLAIN
sell chicot and use hermit
yeah i did that
real
bye chicot
better than investment
ying
Throwback be at the best party of his life
Missed the chicot golden sticker tho
nice
immaculate joker rooster
henlo chat
white stake celebrity
h
wow a lot of scoring this seed
The benefits of plasma deck
ig thats scorign
im trying to get c++ but probably not now 
ama js do this i dont wanna die by accident and bean is good for rebate
i got c+ recently, that's good enough for me tbh
can u remind me what that is again i forgor
i found it pretty hard and, honestly, i find the thought of trying to use every single one of those jokers worse than death
dont skip thajt pls
maybe i exaggerated but i cant put it into words
can the game stop giving me heart attacks
u can farm money with parking and itll help u naninf easier burger can cost thousands to find
yes, i know, no econ
Beating all decks up to gold stake
Play consistently?! Thats just a myth to me!
completing gold stake on every deck
just thinking about it gives me dread indeed
like wdym i need to use flower pot 🥀
and yes, halfsies eternal was a choice i didn't think of
emrmmmm b loockedde!!!!!
wdym i need to use bloodstone
someone once said that c++ is easier as you can just play your most consistent deck
Fym i gotta use bluepront😂😂🤞🤞🤞
ah thats pretty impressive honestly
hm
i feel like c++isnt much harder than that
meow
TiL i suck
almost died in a2 but luchador was clutch
For me the best deck is green
-# no wonder i couldnt beat black stake
a2 was psychic wasn't it
yeah the hard counter to half
lucky proc saved my ass
ghost deck is my faves
tbh other than ghost i liked plasma and erratic
Checkered is nice
does anybody actually like black deck
actually you know what yeah you're right
rip purple seals lmao
more than nebula!
you need good luck for black deck 😭
there's one guy on reddit who did blac++k
ur insane
Yellow deck is my favorite bc I’m not super fiscally responsible
yeah black deck is at least interesting to play unlike nebula
i prefer that one extra hand even if all runs are copy paste of pair
so ur a masochist
me 😈
Check your closet
when i was still a toe suckler in playing balatro i disliked mime as i just didn't understood it
another one
LOL
tf u mean another one
masochist
any advice on hex/immolate here?
Immolate
immolate
easy 20
Immolate
ty
Immolate
grrr
Check under your skin.
soul on challenge deck, really? 😂
Easy +20 mult
max dagger scaling!!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Unless it's yorick or chicot
you could get WR knifes edge
i love skipping
should i get sleep and then play gold stake
Is that a food?
get employed 😎
credit card in celestial pack
What the fuck dude
ew
JIMBO
that will curse your run
showman more sell value
wtf
also arguably could be used to unblock chariots and deaths for the rest of the run
so about that
Isaac curses be like
In the lingering bug effect way, not in the way that you take it for the entire run
🤔 @cloud sinew do you think perkeod consumables have the same flag as bought shop duplicates when you have showman
i am not going for ++ that's for sure
Got my fourth win! This time, on yellow deck!
c++ is like 200h of gameplay from game start
and i am not planning on getting c++ as i just don't see the fun in it
I keep procastinating on C++ myself lol
Real, got ghost++ in 18 hours of gameplay or so...
trying to get usage out of every joker is fun
Am gonna do it for the love of the game
with C+ i see atleast learning stuff like less jokers, more jokers yada yada
not with C++
subsequent c++ are different
Cerulean Bell was lowk challenging.
I do think they should change a few jokers to make C++ less suffering
no unlocking process and often 1 deck so no c+ time waste
like the banana duo should be guaranteed to survive the Ante 8 Boss Blind
True
because you can actually lose the gold sticker to that
18h is pretty fast though
That's why it's a gambling game!
I got my second one (it was from 0) in like 100 hours of gameplay
imagine miscalculating and being 1k chips shorts and losing gs on seltzer (seltezer?)
would be too OP 😈
is it seltzer or seltezer
seltzer
seletezer
i'm used to polish name of tabletka musująca
sezr
buff popcorn and bean to be +24 and +6 respectively so perishable helps sticker them /s
salisbury
the game already cheats for you if you find a The Soul while missing gold stickers for legendary jokers
i do believe they should stay perished at 0 because that would be funny
the seed is the same, no cheating!
it forces the first produced legendary to be one you don't have a sticker on yet
don't learn polish the language sucks
it filters seed
^
you replay any seed you just played and the souls are gonna be the same every time
interesting
unless you have showman or change game versions(?)
my mouse is for some reason invisible, when entering the game previously it usually just flickered and then become visible. how do i fix this????
too difficult to learn as a non-slav and just, not worth it.
the first soul will always be the same
anomaly
and the second and the third
Am fucking around too much
unless you sell and unblock a slot
popcorn should be -2
how vague could you possibly be 😭
not -4
Well
I mean I've never heard of your issue
Run it back
Ate it on ante 8 crimson heart 😞
i personally disagree i think that’d make it too good for too long
wild
what platform are you on
mouse
pc
rat
oh yeah windows
Android and iOS also supports mice
who knew you could play balatro on a living mouse
and switch 2(?)
switch 2 does i think
with an adapter
popcorn is good right now, I don't think that needs a change
first time I hear of this what
I thought that was an emulator thing
this might sound like it couldnt possibly be related, but do you have spotify open?
you can use kb&m on a tablet for example, it's actually practical
no i dont
2 oranges and a potato to control the game
shrimpteresting
Some games are horrible with touch screen, like Minecraft
i dont want to hold a heavy screen sometimes
I play on Android
what about OBS?
I assumed we were talking about the game we play here
Ah 🐑
i got obs installed but i dont usually use it, i got medal though
Yeah, touch screen is incredible for Balatro, controller is trash
Android has always supported mice, USB or Bluetooth or otherwise.
No
interesting
I assume you've already reinstalled the game with no fix, right?
make you have "show cursor" checked on in Medal settings-recorder
This was the conceit of my mouse joke
there's like four different platforms it could be
should I take gold ticket for photo?
do the console versions support mouse and keyboard
The PC version of Balatro not having the ability to drag cards around is wild to me though
still invisible?
which cards do you want to drag around that you cant
yeah its still invisible
All of them? Idk tbf I've not played the PC version
you can drag around all of the ones that matter
I'd say yeah it's x8 mult vs like 60 (?) money per hand
I finally did it 😂
Nice
youve not played the PC version but youre complaining about an issue that you dont know is a thing 😭
its only invisible in balatro and not anywhere else, thats weird
If your console have USB ports then yeah
I wanna drag all of them
Yes 🫡
that actually took hours, and i couldnt find a ecto for entire game till last fucking hand
I wish you could sync saves between mobile and PC cuz I'd absolutely buy the game a second time
idol never hit a single time but atleast i never have to play idol in gold stake ever again
Idk what we’re talking about but ya :? its a good way to link sentences together sometimes
okay ama try to do all black stake stakes
well thats not very nice to say 
do you have any other apps or windows in fullscreen? ive seen that cause issues while balatro is fullscreened as well
I'm guessing I sell gold ticket?
That's not how schizophrenia works
no
you dont need the invis yet
econs more important
you can still find a brainstorm
no nothing, i think ill just give up
No it isn't?
Anyone who uses it as a pejorative like that doesn't
i wasnt talking to myself
i was connecting what i was saying with what i had previously said
pair my beloved
Which also isn't how it works.
Losing to Purple Stakes
Straight flush slop
Oh me
did you try uninstall and reinstall the game
They named "Ante" "Starting Bet" in spanish
this feels pretty machine-translated
High card is only bad when it makes me lose 🗣️
I updated my computer might help
I got lucky
lvl 100 high card 
This was from a different game
Do stone cards count for blackboard or will it not trigger
they arent clubs or spades so
it wont trigger
it's a card in hand that isn't a club or spade, so it stops blackboard from triggering
Makes sense just wanted to make sure I don’t waste a discard
I’m very close on this boss blind
do wild cards count for blackboard i always forget
Yah they do
interessante
yes
Got my first gold sticker legendary :>
it's because blackboard checks if theyre spades/clubs, and wild cards always returns true for "is this card a [suit]" checks
oooh
💛 blackboard x smeared joker
favorite fake synergy
wait so debuffed cards don't count
they count as their base suit
even wild cards somehow 🦓
zebra statement is real
Hi guys, im new in this discord( cuz i Just found out) and i wanted to share this gameplay i did a few days ago, what do you think?
Good job
At first the plan was to get a bit of gold stickers but we get what we get ¯_(ツ)_/¯
i think is pretty basic but looks like you had fun
Idr exactly how far i went but i Guess like ante 11 or something
What about this one??
This Is another One
neg swash negg egg is pretty funny considering they came from negative tags
The negative are from a negative tag ?
Pretty lucky that some good hits
im new to balatro how do i use the boss blind reroll voucher
hallucination egg is pretty good hit, aj is decent considering the photochad already
in the blind select screen
alr thanks
before you select a blind, but after a shop, you can press the red button in the top left to reroll the blind once
or even none times if you use a boss reroll tag
(never do this)
Plus the cartomantcer and fortune teller which they have a good synergy
mostly irrelevant with photochad in play
but fair
fun run thx for the seed
Yeah they were for support
who else up squaring they joker?
square boker
they should remove chips from the game
playstack should force localthunk to remove the blue mult
what good do they do anyways
every chip joker can just be a mult joker
nuh uh
stone joker becomes meta? 🔥
which one cant
Insane Blue synergy
lets buy localthunk a yacht
xmult can be unlocked with premium currency
all of them
wrong
proof
sly joker can be changed to be +8 mult
no silly
ez fix
thats jolly joker
and sly
no
I am legitimately just doing whatever the fuck
todd conforms to the mult norms 💔
i suck HARD alr
this seed is crazy
Pause
Holy treasure
fr
idk how our play diverged but i bet you could nail it w some small tweaks
this seed has 3 barons, 3 mimes, and 3 invis jokers all somewhat late game
Def astrology deck
idk that one
broke my parser, hope youre happy
Yellow deck?
basically an injection attack
do not play bobby tables
i get that reference
blue
okay time to play anything except yellow and astrology deck
fuck
ok abandoned time it is
Or even black deck
most likely not if i even butch up white stakes
oh boy a free tarot card
judgment into rebate
gold stake is totally easier than orange guys
holy shit this seed sucks
all the pain for me starts on purple
LOL
Let's go with ramen
wow!
Oops! all rentals
time to have $4!
no no continue
lets not
Massive debt incoming! YAY!
Resume?
about resumes n shit
i sent my boss my cv with a .png file and he somehow accepted my ass
nah, its abandoned deck so i'd be more confident in being able to beat most bosses without jokers
it was a devil but i had to use all my hands to win so 🤏
where are all the ante 1 riffraffs when i need em, i'm grabbing them in EVERY deck
Are you sure?
yeah, i'd consider keeping ramen but probably wouldn't
lmfao why would i keep allat
see
scholar mars run incoming
Prob sell It when It drops like a x1.2-x1.3
btw this scores 600 exactly
Y'know what, im about to start a run too
no, sell it when i find a non rental scoring option
20 gajillion rentals
What deck should i play ?
UGH
I'll go with the money
:3
skip for red card value duh
last thing before sleep
i hope 1.1 makes the luchador even more muscular
So waht should i do? Should i buy popcorn or bet of something food for the pack?
both
Hollup when 1.1 should come out ?
popcorn is good enough tbf
later /gen
no release date
How can I stop fucking around with my dumbass runs
no release date besides "its out when its out"
Alr both It Is Wish me luck
Fair enought
dont do stupid moves for the sake of doing them
THINK
literally think and you win
I cant stop taking skips and doing stupid bullshit like buying an ante 7 hologram
sro TwT
Hemp me
spaman
Btw in doing a flush run
😀
Ahem flush best hand ahem
Other than flush five, five of a kind and full flush
Or whatever Is called cuz im not english
ok this wall just kills me cool
what sucks
i suck 😔
It sucks cuz 8 ball Is there
lowkey i had a run with a burnt joker obelisk
It Just ruined my day
aw
Chooose your poison: obelisk or 8ball
"heaven or slight inconvenience" ahh
Obelisk slander Is the only reason why my heart still beats
I <3 yuri
😈
here win
😈
I didn't know he was a lesbian! /s
first man to survive space
he is yuri
I can't believe he was the first lesbian in space.....the world is beautiful
lesbiman
Happens to the best of us 😞
Space yaoi
yuri
do i do it?
Gay is gay 🙏
thats not how yaoi works
If it's gay, it's gay. Ez

yaoi is yaoi. yaoi is not yuri, that's too woke
-# /lh
Do you think there's some form of cursed Yuri and yaoi combo that has men and women? I don't think it exists but we could call it ....yari
wow
:(
average riff W
gronkler is so based holy shit
gronkler is so much better than groker
@gronk
lmfao
😭
bluekler
jimbker
sponkler
foker
13-13-13-13
i cant recall this ever happening to me either
Me when I say fu<ker with an accent
are you taking if you have 0 enhancements so far
yes
you have very good econ
Duh of course
here win
why did you sell 2 jokers /genq
arcana pack came first in case of temperance, then sold cuz I didn't need them
oh
you don't lost nothing if you keep it so...
what if riff gave negative rebate 😎
i wouldve kept them until i needed to replace them as you dont want to find them again if you can help it, and you dont lose anything in the short term by keeping them
that's true
idk if Cert is a good sinergy with Vampire but if you want go ahead
maybe the purple seals make it worth
idk
i probably wouldnt take cert because you already have 2 eternals taken and cert doesnt really help you that much with delgrat green joker
yeah, keep it incase of temp, theres no need to sell it rn
even if it does nothing for the moment
but yeah idk if I can afford it
sees grimbo on the left:
surely losing a little on gronkler could be worth for xmult scaling
depends if its worth losing econ and groker scaling and getting deck bloat
is way too speculative but ig
i wouldnt take cert
yeah
neat
Some seed I came across on reddit
theres actually multiple!!!! 😱
imagine a place on reddit where people send the worst takes about balatro
it gives me chills ngl
paywalls endless
the game is pay to lose
you pay for the game and you lose :(
couldve actually been valid if they showed the full context
but they just look silly without context
tbh depends if he's on early run
tbf only by the fact that he skipped a rare tag just makes the post wrong
Just got another mobile update, the game's title is still "Balatro: Try Before You Buy" even though I already bought the game
theres literally two free seals what the hell is even doing 😭
and also a baron on a AJ build????
if it's not a risky immolate just skip the pack
I can imagine some guy losing their mind over not being able to win on lower stakes and then you have this guy that managed to get to blue stake playing like this
Almost does
I just found out there is in fact a google play entry titled "Balatro: Try Before You Buy" which was created fairly recently
Maybe the title got applied to both versions by accident
I think steam is similar bc I’m pretty sure u can refund a game if u have an hour or less of gameplay
Someone did a video abt beating portal and returning it
I've played the game way before this happened though LOL
I bought it on a sale for 30% off (on mobile)
I don't think I'd be elegible unless something royally goes wrong
Like maybe unfairly locking me out of the game I bought, idk
no shit, huh
Crazy that this game works on mobile. My phone bouta explode after hitting naneif
now i can retrigger gold cards for the low low price of $3 per round
The value with golden ticket would be off the charts tho
i win the run (i have bones)
hmm..
ill take the win instead but its a funny synergy
Aw
Valid tho
I got another legendary gold sticker
Soul cards cost 10$
this sub gotta be a psyop btw I refuse to believe these are real posts
Am I copying correctly or should i blueprint sock? I play flush five kings red seals
One normal trigger
One from red seal
One from sock
3 in total
3 trib copies
Each king gives 9 2x
You're doing good
is the shop screen bigger than the cash out screen
thanks :D
Also for next time I suggest not taking random negatives if they're eternal
In case you find invisible joker
guys good news
Not for me then
I'm a girl
[I'm sorry for the horrible joke]
Some people are just bad at this game (it's me, I'm bad)
Love me some emergency flat mult
I can't believe the good news is only for <50% of the population 😞
nice one
like im gonna guess
card sharp yea
fr every legendary is good
so it's win win situation
Sell bloodstone
my deck based on it sadly
Auto correct
Nope
outjerked by the main subs again
😔
I <3 yuri
Photochad and cavendish are doing all the job
@ancient gyro shut fuck up
sell bloodstone
Who's fuck
le check this out
#1 bloodstone hater
What did they do?
they are slandering me
Why did you sell cavendish...

fuck
i didn't
brotherly love
I'll shut fuck up for them it's fine
i'm not that stupid
it cannot have gone extinct
you're using bloodstone how do you know
Theyre lovers
no they're brothers
Thunk said theyre canon
what did they kiss under the moon or something?
as if the world was intertwining around them?
I kissed them
I'm at my friends house and I'm trying my best both not to wake her up and not to fall off the bed
Push your friend off the bed
even steven can't get blackboard value 😔
didn't find baron :C
i found this earlier
I've seen enough supernatural fanfiction to know that's not mutually exclusive
Push your friend off the bed, Socks.
No
incest is bad ok
so one joke turmed me to yuri fan
Can I have some? Kinda hungry
lovely community
sure dude, no use from them to me anyways anymore :C
i like how you chose the worst of the 5 given options lol
Commiting Yuri turned me into a Yuri fan
I <3 yuri
is what the liberal media wants you to believe/s
Or something idfk
im stilll waiting my friend the epic pull im still in the pack
please /s rn
im going to tear this chair apart
thank you
you can never be too sure
I said that a few days ago
Rerolled into the violent vessel
my gf is not a white stake warrior
it is
my gf is not bloodstone either
How would someone date a rock
succulent supple cheeks is probably projecting
My first girlfriend turned into a bloodstone
they probably know
so lemme clear this up using bloodstone is gay?
was that her way of breaking up
there's a documentary on strange addictions like gasoline and cars
no
being gay is awesome
bloodstone is not
evil and intimidating bloodstone
No need to throw threats like these
i bet bloodstone hates being consistent with its schedules
the bible
average nanlet when they have to play the game
Is it a bad thing to struggle on the first ante
probably but improvement is inevitable
I will never use eight ball
zebra trying his hardest to make me see his accomplishments three times
nah
Alr
It's good if it works
It just doesn't
yea 8ball sux it doesnt even create the ability to reinforce itself recursively with strength death and hanged man
endless player
yess
No
Just my luck fucking hates me
Um
so sell card sharp right?
luck is externalizing your ability to control chaos to some third entity
manipulate the seed to give you 8ball procs every time 4head
I once played a 4oak twice in a row with eight ball and dice and got nothing
I don't trust it since
It's evil
8 ball not working for a couple hands isn't gonna kill you
you should be grateful you weren't using bloodstone
balatro player when 1 in 32 chance for not getting 8ball tarot: this is guaranteed
balatro player when 1 in 32 chance to instantly die to bloodstone missing: this will never happen
Yes but I will kill it
I hate people who hate reserved parking
I don't need to be greatful
I just know not to use it
ev is practically the same
I am neutral towards reserve parking
yeah but business card is usually used by stinky photochad users
Sock and buskin is better [totally not biased]
only you would think that after surrounding your media consumption with reddit slop
they should rework business card to give 4 dollars per trigger of a gold card and make it only appear when you have gold cards
Maybe also rename it
Yeah something like
Golden ticket sounds right
reddit slop does not have an effect on this
im hungy
r/wooosh
sure it doesn't 
-# were being ironic
Shit
r/ihavereddit
r/fiftyfifty
2oak lmao
r/shutthefuckupwiththesubreddits
a problem?
no its funny
I don't actually
(it should say two of a kind though)
oh
when does the narwhal bacon??? 👀 ❔ 👀 (i wonder if she gets it !)
Full HORSE
Why not one of a kind?
why lesbi?
straight becomes gay becomes lesbian because its funnier
Because yes
Or maybe
Ace
Because
the gay joker is to the Polychrome
sorry
its not gay it's lesbian
Ace
I do not care about gta6
oh yeah
it's almost the same but gay is to males and lesbi is to females
and Polychrome gets the gay joke
gta5 pc in 2015 used to hit different
lemme guess
flush house-> flushie house
five of the kind-> 5oak
flush five-> flushie 5oak
my balatro renames are garbage but they're consistent, why gay is the edition and lesbian is the poker hand?
Isn't killing people like the entire point of the game
just one lgtb joke at once
yall why is there a dead pixel on satellite
Toby fox made it
FLOUSE
5oak
F5OAK
XDDDD
isn't that a star?
peak
Fuoak
Could be
F5OAK
i gotta sell baron for golden ticket right lol, i have only 5 kings
F5OAK you
one of the few times i saw a pixel error by myself is the Pareidolia one
f5oak you tu
😭
do you have c++?
yes
why are you telling me this
damn