🕹・game-discussion

[unreal iron]

in the big 26??

[glossy forge]

Heck yeah brother

[knotty zodiac]

pls help lols

[unreal iron]

also isnt 4s one of the worst ranks

[unreal iron]

wall of red death omg

on mobile too so it was huuuge

[mental bloom]

I'd love an "Last Judgment" skip that fills all your Joker slots as if you used Judgements, meaning same drop rates as Judgment but one for each of your remaining slots

[lyric wave]

4 has exclusively hack and nothing else

same with 3

[unreal iron]

walkie exists

[karmic ember]

i thought 3 was. i cant think of anything that uses the 3 rank

[unreal iron]

3s has fib

[knotty zodiac]

3 has todd

[lyric wave]

oh I forgot about fib

how did I forget about fib

[unreal iron]

kings are the worst rank technically

[knotty zodiac]

not exclusive but makes it better than evens

[karmic ember]

i guess? but 4 has walkie talkie and even steven

[lyric tiger]

balatro they said🙏

[unreal iron]

but if we're talking numbered cards i think that 7s are the worst

[knotty zodiac]

steven negligible since mult is ez. walkie is fair. but i like 3s more than 6s

[unreal iron]

i always build towards either fib, jacks or whatever the hell the game gives me

always the last option

but if i can i'd try to buff 5s

[karmic ember]

i just do face card flushes now. this my best run so far

first time using this deck too

[knotty zodiac]

face card can be rly fun ya

[unreal iron]

no string of words have been uttered to make that sentence this is genuinely a unique sentence

ω<

[karmic ember]

wut ;-;

is. is face flush a bad thing?

im confused

[unreal iron]

i get it that youre new and all but uhhhh

[knotty zodiac]

its not a common strat as you go higher

[unreal iron]

yeah pretty much ^

[karmic ember]

ahh oki

[unreal iron]

flushes fall off hard

[knotty zodiac]

but its fun

u can save the minmaxing for later

[karmic ember]

tbf i just unlocked blue stake for the first time

[mental bloom]

Flush scaling is weak if you don't get enough Jupiters quickly

[knotty zodiac]

ya blue stake is the second nail in the coffin for flush

[unreal iron]

subject them to 20 games of scaling grimbo now

stat

[unreal topaz]

still a viable hand, but beginners won't see what actually makes them worthwhile and they usually force them where they dont belong

[mental bloom]

Good luck 🫡

[karmic ember]

-1 discard. eughhh...

[mental bloom]

Yup... It can pain you at the start

But if everything goes well you don't need your discards

[knotty zodiac]

ya actually bad enough that a whole update is planned around fixing it

[unreal iron]

or if you play 5 card hands without a fixed deck

[mental bloom]

That too

[compact shoal]

No more please

[karmic ember]

wait really? this game still has updates planned?

[mental bloom]

Oh yeah

[karmic ember]

i thought that the game wus done already gaw dayum

[mental bloom]

3rd banana

And uhhhh

[knotty zodiac]

1.1 planned but no eta

[mental bloom]

Blue Seals rework

[unreal iron]

theres been joker art leaked by thunk himself in the discord too

[unreal topaz]

flushes take more work to set up than ppl think, and if thats just for the planet scaling thats not great

[cloud sinew]

?

[mental bloom]

No?

[unreal iron]

its not confirmed is it

[cloud sinew]

i have no reason to believe so

[karmic ember]

thats fair. the dev probs enjoying those golden adidas or whatever jimbo said at that indie game award ceremony

[mental bloom]

Alr alr

I hope there'll be a rework

[knotty zodiac]

yep yep well deserved vacay. also its not live service. the game would be complete if it never received an update

[cloud sinew]

it definitely needs bug fixes

[unreal iron]

dont fix the mr bones bug pleaaase

[knotty zodiac]

would-be-nice imo

maybe i havent run into a showstopper yet?

[karmic ember]

being free of live service games is such a nice feeling. i got balatro, vintage story and literally so many other indie games that prioritize the community. is nice

[mental bloom]

Copying a disabled joker during Crimson Heart and then playing a hand makes the game crash heh

[cloud sinew]

that has never happened to me

are you sure this is a vanilla issue

[mental bloom]

Well I've seen that somewhere

[mental bloom]

Oh no idea

Probably not

[knotty zodiac]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[mental bloom]

Heh knew it

I've seen it I KNEW IT

[unreal iron]

game gets confused because "what heart cant disable 2 jokers at once!!!"

so it kills itself fr

[knotty zodiac]

ig "copy" was ambiguous. usually we talking about bp/bs not ankh

[mental bloom]

Heart : "o no what do I disable now!!!" and then explodes

[mental bloom]

Then I'd say ankhing

[unreal iron]

i moreso thought invisible joker would trigger that effect but why would you do that to begin with

[knotty zodiac]

ya lol thats prob why it was never tested lol

[mental bloom]

2 Invis joker makes some econ jokers

[unreal iron]

quantum rebate in the imaginary invisible joker

[mental bloom]

I wanna hear your opinions

Worst Uncommon Joker ? (Except Showman)

[hoary moon]

idol

[unreal iron]

idol

[mental bloom]

YES

[unreal iron]

and its not even close tbh

[mental bloom]

AMAZING

Exactly

[hoary moon]

bloodstone too

[unreal iron]

you could argue bl**dstone is down there but

[mental bloom]

I used to be named #1 Idol Hater

[hoary moon]

but its disgusting not bad

[unreal iron]

it has SOME use

[mental bloom]

Yeah it's not that bad

[unreal iron]

omg its youuu

haiii

i didnt know

[mental bloom]

It just needs another joker to work but yea 😭

[mental bloom]

Yeaaah hiiiii

You've seen me before ? XD

[unreal iron]

yeah duh

[mental bloom]

Hehehehh

Now I glaze Judgement like I always did

But I still hate Idol

[unreal iron]

#1 seal lover here

[mental bloom]

Awesome

[cloud sinew]

they dont say if its modded or not so i'm not certain this is a vanilla issue, but ty for showing me

[mental bloom]

Nws

Scream if you hate idol

[unreal iron]

AAAAAAAAAA

[knotty zodiac]

i got kicked out of the library thx

[mental bloom]

Ow damn 😭

At least you hate Idol

If you tell them that maybe they'll forgive you

"sorry sorry I just hate Idol" "ah okay understandable" ysee

[unreal iron]

banned from the library for glazing idol

[mental bloom]

Imagine glazing idol

@hasty harness

[unreal iron]

"it has so much potential, man"

[mental bloom]

🦧🦧

[mental bloom]

"potential" : selects a 4 of diamond when there's 58 red seal lucky kings ah yes

[unreal iron]

doesnt it choose rank and suit like rebate does

well, rebate doesnt check suit

castle + rebate?

[mental bloom]

Yeah

I think

It chooses 1 card through your deck

[neat ore]

Guys guys

I did it

I did naneif with only chips

[cloud sinew]

source

[mental bloom]

LOLL AMAZING

[knotty zodiac]

it worked they let me back in

[neat ore]

What

[mental bloom]

Also beginners like Idol ??

[mental bloom]

Hell yeah

[cloud sinew]

how did you do naneinf with only chips

[mental bloom]

SHOW

[knotty zodiac]

idk lol

[undone talon]

naneinf w only chips sounds crazy

[unreal iron]

500 stone cards

[mental bloom]

500 cigarettes

[unreal iron]

surely like e150 stuntmen would be enough right

[cloud sinew]

no

[unreal iron]

e160

[cloud sinew]

that would only get you 2.5e152

[mental bloom]

They probably don't know how it works 😭

[unreal iron]

just to ballpark

[unreal iron]

assuming plasma?

[knotty zodiac]

tru

[mental bloom]

Probably plasma

[cloud sinew]

then youd get ~e304

[knotty zodiac]

now i need to tell the librarian i made a mistake

[mental bloom]

"so uh you see the game the roguelike game with cards I told you about 5 minutes ago well well you see uhhh when I talked about beginners liking idol well uhhh they probably don't soooo uhhh yeah that's it"

[exotic silo]

Another Campfire carry(it was at x5.5 while Constellation topped out at x4, econ was SO good that it could feed both of them at once thanks to double Burglar hand payout)

Mystic Summit immediately activating with Burglar is pretty cool too

[mental bloom]

But did you get your Campfire nat negatively from a Wraith

[mental bloom]

Amazing values

[exotic silo]

nah mine was a rare tag pull lol

[mental bloom]

Niceeeee

Would've been amazing if you pulled it natural negative

[exotic silo]

imagine lmfao

[mental bloom]

Like I did ✨✨

It wasn't even seeded

[exotic silo]

photograph over there was nat negative so at least I got one

[mental bloom]

I was so shocked

[mental bloom]

Ohhhh niceeee

[exotic silo]

wish me luck on gold stake zodiac

[mental bloom]

Good luck!! You can do it

[exotic silo]

also I feel like rentals are a slight buff on campfire

no money cost on buying and selling those

although they can be eternal rentals

[mental bloom]

Ohhhh right

They only cost 1$ so if you have one free joker slot it's insane value

[cloud sinew]

rentals, my beloved

an optimisation which i find so fun that i wish more people did is

buying non-eternal rentals if you have free slots

[mental bloom]

That's so solid

[cloud sinew]

temperance value, blocks that joker from appearing, potential to generate value before losing money, etc

[mental bloom]

Fr

[unreal iron]

rentals do so much

[mental bloom]

Massive hidden value

[unreal iron]

theres probably an argument to be made that gold stake is easier than orange due to rentals

you just gotta use them well enough tho

[mental bloom]

Orange stake is rentals right?

[unreal iron]

temporaries

[cloud sinew]

perishables

[unreal iron]

indeed

[mental bloom]

Ah right

[unreal iron]

"yo what jokers are these in balala"

"theyre temps bro"

im too used to the ror2 lingo

[mental bloom]

@tawdry comet

Ante 2 spectral pack

[tawdry comet]

Where did my gif go

Do I not have gif permissions here?

[mental bloom]

Probably not

[cloud sinew]

no

.gifs arent allowed

[mental bloom]

Would've sent the "feels the aura" gif right ?

[tawdry comet]

I can't even use a gif to describe my disdain at no gifs

Not even close LOL

[mental bloom]

😔

It is true tho

[knotty zodiac]

as they say, a thousand words is worth a picture

[mental bloom]

I'm ready

[patent sail]

+3 stickers (hack, wee, gem)

[knotty zodiac]

once i overdid it and took a rental showman

luckily was not punished in the pack but that wouldve been lol

[patent sail]

didnt find the blueprint on acorn but hack still carried with glass retriggers

[mental bloom]

Niceeee

[woven hare]

who i ankh

theres an ecto in the shop

i probably shouldnt have hexed my drunk

oopsies

[mental bloom]

Hmmmm

Grimbo safer

[unreal iron]

literally me

[woven hare]

so true

[mental bloom]

True

Pat pat pat

[unreal iron]

-w-

[woven hare]

so buy ecto, dont use it, and get reroll voucher

[mental bloom]

Mmmmh yeah

Keep ecto

[woven hare]

un balato

do i familoar here 💔

[mental bloom]

Do you need more face cards ?

[balmy flame]

what now

[azure copper]

do it again

[strange abyss]

now its time for you to do silly builds

[unreal iron]

a second ankh...

hold on now

[azure copper]

221 cards in the deck XD

[woven hare]

true...

[balmy flame]

yuh, pev, i was running dna for a while

well, its still there i just. stopped blueprinting it

[azure copper]

neg perkeo so sexy

[balmy flame]

it was for the steel value

neg blueprint is one of my favourite jokers to look at

[azure copper]

wait where is it

[azure copper]

ohhh

[balmy flame]

i had two at the start of the jokers

[azure copper]

ah its a mod

[balmy flame]

yeh bluepint mod

i forget to move my blueprints otherwise

[azure copper]

did u get bored and just wanted naninf

or you couldnt continue

[balmy flame]

i wanted to see if i could naneinf, but i was also having to play all 3 hands to win

i had to dna then play 2 hands on the mime

[azure copper]

i see

gj

tho

[balmy flame]

so i looked over at my fuckin
60-odd cryptids

and had an idea. it rhymes with grug

[azure copper]

x)

was it gold steak

[balmy flame]

no, the one before that

[azure copper]

damn

naneinf on gold is sexyyy

but that one too

[balmy flame]

i dont think i have the deddication to c++ or anything

[knotty zodiac]

familirug

[azure copper]

i understand, i only play white steak

[balmy flame]

i play gold stake to make madness viable, you play gold stake for c++

[balmy flame]

wh

what

where he go

[knotty zodiac]

bluestorm

[azure copper]

i only completed once with the flush deck

[azure copper]

was it all a dream..?

[balmy flame]

i think i do full houses

i have used 560 earth

[tawdry comet]

I'm just getting ego'd, can't even take the 1v1 here

[woven hare]

-# just download the gifs

[balmy flame]

lol

[mental bloom]

Print

[tawdry comet]

And bypass restrictions? Fire, lemme get on it

[woven hare]

the restrictions are for links

tenor links are still links

[tawdry comet]

Ragebaiting myself at this point, sorry I'm kinda still dumb on discord

[balmy flame]

game over, i played all 3 of my hands

[cloud sinew]

it still blocks .gifs iirc

[azure copper]

ggs

[cloud sinew]

it doesnt block links as a whole

[pale wolf]

any link that has dotgif in it

[woven hare]

ohhh

i thought it was just links to prevent spam

[pale wolf]

or was it something else

[pale wolf]

if the link ENDS in dotgif i think

[woven hare]

https://youtu.be/9agt18c_V1U

[pale wolf]

https://google.com/beep.gif/hello

[woven hare]

turns out its not links

[azure copper]

what is that

[woven hare]

a shit game

[pale wolf]

any link that ends in dot gif

[azure copper]

it blocks the .com

like tenor

[woven hare]

im learning....

[pale wolf]

no lol

As shown by how I literally just posted a link with .com

[azure copper]

i cant send gifs

[woven hare]

https://youtube.com

[azure copper]

oh

[pale wolf]

its links that start with tenorDOT or end with DOTgif

btw tenor is being discontinued this year

[azure copper]

yeah cant send tenor's gifs

[woven hare]

hitler dead

-# /j

[knotty zodiac]

every 10 years a free image host gets bunch of vc money

after 10 years they figure out it's a irredeemable money pit and it dies

[pale wolf]

crazy thing is new one is still just google

idk what the difference could possibly be

[frank grove]

tbf i think google has enough money to keep tenor online it just doesnt train ai so they dont care for it anymore

[severe plinth]

guys, I was thinking on getting the joker, since it will help at first

yh I lost all my progress, now on red deck 😭

[icy fable]

Im about to get cooked

[pale wolf]

actually nvm i misremembered, tenor is going google-only

[woven hare]

speculative round 1 eternal sock

👀

[pale wolf]

so third party things gotta switch to giphy or other things

[knotty zodiac]

google is same shit

all the talent moves to some new initiative and then the old product is sunset

[severe plinth]

oof, ghe arcana looks spicy

[icy fable]

Im preparing myself for the public execution

[severe plinth]

I am buykng the arcana then

[pale wolf]

for who

[severe plinth]

having it in hand

[exotic silo]

Zodiac Gold Stake complete!

Ice Cream saved the entire run from an ante 5 Needle, econ was extremely bad until I had a Handy Tag that gave me $56 before the last shop which let me get some hand levels that I wanted to make the final round much easier in case I fucked up Amber Acorn

[lethal arrow]

Local think add Tung Tung Tung sajoker

[cloud sinew]

:(

[woven hare]

prepare for wheel fool and temperance

🔥

[light brook]

ruined my day 🥀/j

[icy fable]

In a alternate universe.
Instead of dusk Joker
We have morning joker
And it retriggers the first played hand

[pale wolf]

ice cream sticker pog

[exotic silo]

only 3 decks left before C+

guess /j

[woven hare]

kocal tgink add 67

[pale wolf]

alternate universe where thunk sucks at game design

[lethal arrow]

67 isn’t funny 🙁

[severe plinth]

I think I'll skip?

[light brook]

any meme joker would immediately date the game because of how fast memes die

[icy fable]

Yeah

[frank grove]

tbf there are some dated references in the game anyway

[icy fable]

But balatro if everything was the oposite would be fun

[pale wolf]

i want to get off Mr Bones wild ride

[woven hare]

[severe plinth]

I am going to the next round

[pale wolf]

also partially this guy

[woven hare]

huh

[severe plinth]

guys, is it worth it?

[gaunt burrow]

evil balatro

[severe plinth]

kay, so I think I'll take wasteful

I think I'll go for the mega spectral?

dead chat?

hello?

[patent sail]

cant afford AND on a madness build wow

[ruby vessel]

How good is vampire? I feel like it takes a lot of jokers to actually start working

And then it locks u out of playing enhanced cards for the rest of the game

[patent sail]

hes not bad at all, having two runs with him proved me that

[knotty zodiac]

pretty good usually. turns heirophant and empress into xmult.

[patent sail]

this

[knotty zodiac]

chariot and gold maintains its value

[cloud sinew]

it's okay

[vale shale]

Brrrp.

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[vale shale]

It's aight

Kind of situational

[woven hare]

always worth it what if its chicot :trol:

[woven hare]

erratic

[vale shale]

Pineapple

[ruby vessel]

I personally enjoy gold the most bc it’s super easy to get to $25

Like I think it’s the easiest

[vale shale]

Yellow?

[unreal iron]

anaglyph 🤤

talking about skips made me hungry

[vale shale]

We love a judgment hit like this

[ruby vessel]

Oh. Yah mb

[unreal iron]

here, win?

[vale shale]

The thing is how do we make this work

[unreal iron]

it can still go wrong but like

god damn

[brave goblet]

pairslop time

for now though, full house

[vale shale]

The deck is well rounded. Like ungodly rounded

[sly bolt]

hello chat I'm pretty new to the game, how do I unlock the scribbled joker?

[vale shale]

The most amount of cards are 6's and there's 7 sixes.

[unreal iron]

scribble all over the screen

[brave goblet]

what's the scribbled joker

smeared or brain brain

[sly bolt]

the scribbly

[vale shale]

Omg it's you vro

[sly bolt]

idk the name

[severe plinth]

lost that run at ante 7

[sly bolt]

it looks like a tissue with scribbles on it

[ruby vessel]

Sixth sense gonna go crazy

[brave goblet]

play magic deck on white stake

[sly bolt]

hello red 2x2 lego brick

[brave goblet]

find a suit changer

bang

[unreal iron]

john scribble clearly

[amber nebula]

did they buff telescope

not even playing straights btw

[brave goblet]

Choose 1

[sly bolt]

oops all saturns

[unreal iron]

you still only get 1 buddy

[amber nebula]

genuinely skip

[unreal iron]

L

[sly bolt]

bait used to be believable

[echo sphinx]

parking greed phew

[echo sphinx]

probably idk

[amber nebula]

I did skip it
then played a straight next hand so maybe I'm the idiot

[sly bolt]

I'm the restless sleeper

[unreal iron]

carrying a star into the window is a bold choice

ig you can fix towards diamonds now

rough gem here we come

[echo sphinx]

purple seal manifested itself

[silk thorn]

wha

[willow frost]

holy moly

[tough ruin]

I have a question. I have been exiting the game by powering down my device. It has brought me back an entire hand when I do it right as the hand is processed. Is there something that could this can be used for to manipulate? I have tried the crimson bean but it brings me back with my initial hand size.

[silk thorn]

:O no way

you wouldn‘t cheat would you

[hasty harness]

no

this cant be

THIS CANT BE

[silk thorn]

[hasty harness]

idol best joker

[willow frost]

we would ALL cheat

[silk thorn]

-# true

[hasty harness]

bean doesnt work until you play your next hand to undebuff bean

[tough ruin]

Exactly, but I play my next hand, then power off to go back, then I still have same hand size as before I played hand

I get to the point where I gain though

[hasty harness]

is there a different joker debuffed

or is bean still debuffed

[tough ruin]

Bean is still debuffed when I go back, but one time I got it t hit something other than dusk

But THATS another run and one hand left

[hasty harness]

i mean its probably just not registering the hand going through but 🤷‍♂️

like if you exit mid hand on pc for example and reload is just starts before you played the hand

[tough ruin]

I got that far, I just wasn’t sure bc I can do it with 2 hands back also if I play 2 high cards.

[brave fox]

Gonna make some breakfast sammies for the fam and get a few runs in before I give crimson desert a try later

[hasty harness]

i see

[vale shale]

We don't talk about bruno

[tough ruin]

We don’t talk about jimbo*

[vale shale]

(Bottomdecked all ones with more than 5 cards)

[willow frost]

damn people actually call them sammies

[amber nebula]

nope

just that person

[mental bloom]

If you like "it" so much make it your pfp

[brave fox]

I know you want piece bro all you gotta do is ask

[strange compass]

Tips for Jokerless challenge

[patent sail]

straights

[amber nebula]

where judgement

[strange compass]

Do you need x mult for jokerless

[cloud sinew]

in australia and new zealand, yeah

[mental bloom]

Not here

[strange compass]

I've been trying to use them but idk how to use blue seals with them

[brave fox]

Sammy hogies whichever, is a sammich and there should be a sammich joker

[amber nebula]

fake
larper
poser

[brave fox]

Joker synergy very much like making a sandwich

[cloud sinew]

idol my hatred

[strange compass]

Do I put it on the rank I am using to make straights? If I do that, for a bit I don't get to make planets with them

[mental bloom]

I love Judgement tho

If you find me an insane art of the Judgement tarot card I could change

[mental bloom]

Also why is your pfp not some bread

[strange compass]

I used to think the Judgement tarot was a big cross

[mental bloom]

Usurper
Liar

[mental bloom]

Oooooh heh

[mental bloom]

Nopessss

[strange compass]

And Strength was a Centaur

[noble mango]

Guys should i buy balato on mobile

[amber nebula]

it kinda is

[mental bloom]

Mmmmm

Wow

[mental bloom]

Cat is bread

Ye

[noble mango]

My fone boutta explod into fire bigger than the fire of naneinf

[amber nebula]

I got c++ on mobile it's a great way to play imo

[noble mango]

What's yo fone

[mental bloom]

Oooooo

[amber nebula]

dw tho catgirls are awesome

[mental bloom]

Nope

[amber nebula]

I wish i was a catgirl

[mental bloom]

Same

[mental bloom]

They are

[noble mango]

Tf

[mental bloom]

I'm an axolotl tho

[amber nebula]

??

[amber nebula]

I think I had an iphone X at the time

nah it was an XR

[amber nebula]

I'm js a dude

[mental bloom]

Awesome too

[noble mango]

Areth thou sure about that

[cloud sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1476285695738773645.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=bananaspin&lossless=true

[amber nebula]

js a cute anime girl probably preferable

I'm not much for the cat part

[patent sail]

anothwr straights run obliterated by ante 7 boss

its ALWAYS ante 7 boss

[brave fox]

I had a insane run with banana jin last night lol

[mental bloom]

Hell yeah

[noble mango]

Are you really sure you want to proceed?

Y/N

[amber nebula]

banan

[amber nebula]

what does that even mean

[patent sail]

i hate The Mouth so much

[mental bloom]

Mouth moment

[patent sail]

coulf have throwback sticker rn

but nooo game decided otherwise

[amber nebula]

this lil guy?

[willow frost]

do you want it

[patent sail]

DISGUSTING

[amber nebula]

the banana?

[mental bloom]

AWESOME

[patent sail]

i need to get throwback out of the way asap vro

[noble mango]

Is it just me or

🏳️‍⚧️

Why bro has THIS colour

[amber nebula]

isn't it more pan flag

lowk

[mental bloom]

OH YOU'RE RIGHT

That's why I love it

[noble mango]

Blueish cyan

With pink lips and white middle

[amber nebula]

ah

[mental bloom]

Exactly I see it

[noble mango]

Throwback

🏳️‍⚧️

Wtf

[patent sail]

but it doesnt appear on ante 7 does it

[mental bloom]

Throwback trans confirmed?? Hell YEAHHH

[amber nebula]

another based balatro moment

[mental bloom]

Exactly

[amber nebula]

anyway buff obelisk

[mental bloom]

Common Balatro W

[amber nebula]

200x mult per

[mental bloom]

O damn

[patent sail]

its already extremely strong

[noble mango]

Wait a sec

If i got balatro on steam

Will i be able to install it to my phone and my mac n cheese

[mental bloom]

Phone probably not but laptop ye

[patent sail]

honesly 1 glass card and heart would be dead

[mental bloom]

Cuz I have Balatro too on Steam and I have Steam on my phone but no way to download it

[amber nebula]

not enough make it 0.2 bajillion xmult

[patent sail]

it usually grows to X5-X6

which is strong

[mental bloom]

Let them cook

[unreal iron]

lowkey just install a lightweight linux distro and do your thing 👀

i dont even think thats possible at all

tbf

but it could be done

[mental bloom]

I'm too tupid for that

Idk how it even works

[unreal iron]

you know windows right

same shit

[mental bloom]

Ye

[amber nebula]

holy

[mental bloom]

Hmmmm

[knotty zodiac]

if u just want to try once on iphone/mac u can get apple arcade trial

[mental bloom]

Peak

It's so beautiful 🥹

[noble mango]

Choose one Card

Red seal polychrome Lucky Heart King

Red seal Foil Bonus Spade 2s

Blue seal Holo Gold Diamond Queen

6 of clubs

Purple seal Jack

[knotty zodiac]

q

[mental bloom]

The 2

[unreal iron]

whats the context

[flat warren]

Should I drop spades for photo

[mental bloom]

Spec Wee Joker

[unreal iron]

bye ticket ig

idk why you'd wanna do that tho

[unreal iron]

youre already scoring like, a lot

[knotty zodiac]

yep

[flat warren]

Idk what I’m really doing lol

[knotty zodiac]

bull is your chip src, photo mult is decent w 2 chad

[amber nebula]

probably my luckiest run ever tbh
got 2 souls after picking up this build

[noble mango]

Whoever says bull is shit is speaking bullshit

[mental bloom]

Bull my goat

[amber nebula]

lol

[mental bloom]

Insta pick if I need chips

[mental bloom]

HELL YEAH

Peak value

IMMOLATE FOR THE WIN

[patent sail]

ante 2 stm + mime 🐎🔥

[amber nebula]

I didn't take the pareidolia apparently (wanted stickers)

these are all from my old c++ grind

[mental bloom]

Darn 😔

[patent sail]

gay club

[mental bloom]

Absolute pairslop

[noble mango]

Marble joker gives you cards

Pareidolia makes canio think and Believe that a literal rock is a person

Immolate initiates mass murder on those so called "people" (they're literally rocks)

[mental bloom]

Or whateverhandtypeyouwanttoplayslop

[amber nebula]

goldstake explained in 2 words

[noble mango]

Bro got the whole gang

Literally shady gang

[frank grove]

idol gaming i guess 😭

[noble mango]

Da hood run

[mental bloom]

Fair

That's true

[mental bloom]

Noooooo 😭😭

dies

[noble mango]

Your bottom right picture looks sus as hell

[mental bloom]

Oh well nevermind gg

[frank grove]

yeah i already won 😭

[mental bloom]

Lucky lucky

[frank grove]

tbf i win without idol anyway

[noble mango]

Bro already won with his wee

And hack

[mental bloom]

True yeah your build was solid

[frank grove]

1904 wee prettyyy good

[mental bloom]

I wanna do another Wee run but I can't find an early Wee and not a Wee at all 😭

[frank grove]

this was shop one wee

[noble mango]

If you take this conversation out of context you might be cooked

[mental bloom]

Luckyyyy

I need that

[noble mango]

Especially if you didn't play balatro

[mental bloom]

Fr

[frank grove]

i didnt even notice how sus my deck looked 😭

[mental bloom]

Amongos

[willow frost]

the eye doesnt even counter this because theyre all polychrome lmao

[cloud sinew]

this is what i mean when I say that if idol is viable in your run then youre almost certainly already winning 😭

[noble mango]

I lookrd at your deck and also noticed your wee was getting pretty big which wins you the game

[heavy heron]

vagabond lets you do anything in this game bro..

[cloud sinew]

vagabond my beloved

[heavy heron]

btw i pulled off a juggler bug (bean bug)

awesome

[cloud sinew]

calling it bean bug when not even using bean doesnt make much sense

[heavy heron]

juggler bug

[heavy heron]

well it’s a good thing i put it in parenthesis!

[noble mango]

The vaga saga

[pale wolf]

parentheses 😈

[cloud sinew]

word wrong

[heavy heron]

parentheses

😈

[pale wolf]

how could you mess THAT up its so EASY

🦓

[heavy heron]

ahhh sorry zebra, i’ll do better next time

[noble mango]

Wich word was wong

[cloud sinew]

"parenthesis"

[heavy heron]

i didn’t use the pluralized version of parenthesis

[cloud sinew]

it's parentheses

[pale wolf]

in the parenthetical

thats what i always say

[minor portal]

you can always use brackets

[pale wolf]

did yall get a spam ad from this guy too

[heavy heron]

wow.. i used 89 tarots that run

[cloud sinew]

no

[heavy heron]

not 1 chariot

not.. one

1 in 21 missed 89 times ouch

[knotty zodiac]

i get random friend reqs but didnt see this char

[pale wolf]

hm ok then

im special

[patent sail]

3 more stickers 🐎🔥🔥🔥🔥

[cloud sinew]

1 in 21?

[pale wolf]

actually 47

[patent sail]

troub, parking and splash

[heavy heron]

or however many tarots there are

i forget

[cloud sinew]

22

[heavy heron]

ok 22

[patent sail]

i got 3 new stickers

[pale wolf]

actually 47

[heavy heron]

but really it becomes 1 in 21 and then 1/20 with crystal ball

[pale wolf]

🦓

[patent sail]

incorrect

44

[cloud sinew]

were you always blocking

[heavy heron]

i kinda had to, yeah

always had to keep like

[cloud sinew]

alright

[heavy heron]

a temperance or like a justice

[pale wolf]

why are you getting so defensive

[heavy heron]

but also even if i wasn’t

missing it 89 times is stupid

[patent sail]

this setup had jokers alright

[cloud sinew]

who

[pale wolf]

always blocking

[minor portal]

for the layup

[cloud sinew]

larp

[mental bloom]

Or like

A

Judgement?????

[knotty zodiac]

gotta strike sometimes otherwise the scaling gets out of control

[heavy heron]

yes actually [because i was at $4 and can’t sell or else vagabond dies on the spot]

:)

[minor portal]

judgment is the one that gives you money when sold right

[mental bloom]

YEAAAAA

[pale wolf]

judgement with vagabond is such a troll

[heavy heron]

but not because it’s good

ahem

[pale wolf]

same with wheel

[mental bloom]

Wdym

[cloud sinew]

judgement my beloved

[heavy heron]

no judgement here

[mental bloom]

Hmmmm...

[knotty zodiac]

kinda enables taking vaga early tho

[mental bloom]

Ye

[cloud sinew]

i remember a run I had where the first 4 tarots that vagabond gave me were judgement

[pale wolf]

i mean when you dont have space to use the judgement

[heavy heron]

guys there’s 150 jokers on the game! meaning judgment has a 1 in 150 to give blueprint, right??

that’s a joke anyways

sold every judgement

🤪

[knotty zodiac]

oh ya def. its the reason i try to start with $3 or less

[pale wolf]

this is true

[mental bloom]

Vaga gives you jokers!!

[heavy heron]

uh huh

[cloud sinew]

yeah

[pale wolf]

vagglebond gives you CARDS which jokers are

[cloud sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1476285695738773645.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=bananaspin&lossless=true

[pale wolf]

https://cdn discordapp.com/emojis/1476285695738773645.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=bananaspin&lossless=true

[heavy heron]

what in

[pale wolf]

is this balatro banana or just a banana

[knotty zodiac]

holy

[cloud sinew]

this individual just made an unproven conditional statement!

[heavy heron]

idk i’m scared to click it

[minor portal]

just a banana

[cloud sinew]

its balatro banana

[pale wolf]

ban

[cloud sinew]

its not just a banana

i know because i made it

[pale wolf]

ok no ban

[minor portal]

as someone who spreads misinformation online, I can tell you it's a regular banana

[cloud sinew]

it looks to be a very irregular banana

[hearty tusk]

I spread mr. Information

[sharp junco]

the hidden mario brother

[cloud sinew]

all the internal angles are not equal in measure

[minor portal]

that was not deserving of drums.

[heavy heron]

terrible setup, run it back

[hearty tusk]

RUN IT BACK

[heavy heron]

OH GOD

i said it..

[patent sail]

sorry im too tired to run

[woven hare]

worth ||🥀||

[hearty tusk]

RUN IT BACK BABY

RUN THAT SHIT BACK

[pale wolf]

i need an idea for another yorick

[heavy heron]

…walk it back?

[hearty tusk]

NO

[sharp junco]

WRAAAAAAAAITH

[hearty tusk]

RUN IT

BACK

[heavy heron]

IM SORRY

sometimes.. some of us get tired

[heavy heron]

walking is the alternative

[sharp junco]

yassify him

[knotty zodiac]

do i survive this run? taking bets

[pale wolf]

they need to remove #ceremonial-dagger I miss pinging mods

[minor portal]

there isn't anything stopping you per se

[patent sail]

we need mult tho

scaling is important

[heavy heron]

nnnnnnope…

[minor portal]

all bots are rentals they hold little value

[patent sail]

better than nothing!

[cloud sinew]

$1 : 2 mult is the best $:mult scaling ratio in the game

[heavy heron]

64 x 3 =192
192 x 700 =134k (acrobat hand)

by my calculations you needdd like 4 glass in a straight! or or or less glass but more steel

[pale wolf]

could be free

:p

[minor portal]

Thank you for informing me yet this does not change my original statement.

[knotty zodiac]

ya my goal is 2 more glass and 1 xmult, we'll see

[pale wolf]

highest value dagger pull is a coupon tagged arcana pack soul

[heavy heron]

yeah throw steel in there

or you’re in trouble

[pale wolf]

$0 → 20 Mult

[knotty zodiac]

im def in trouble lols

[polar yacht]

With all the possible seeds there are, I find it hard to believe that there isn’t one with all negative legendary jokers before ante 8

[pale wolf]

oh and make it nat negative or poly, so 24 mult(?)

[cedar mauve]

That would be absolutely terrifying

[minor portal]

highest value dagger is saccing baron (that stupid joker that I hate)

[cloud sinew]

there isnt one

[hearty tusk]

-# that atupid joker that i hate

[cedar mauve]

You can make it

Just gotta believe

[hearty tusk]

That stupid joker that i hate

[heavy heron]

well… if the odds of that are within 1 in 3 trillion, then yeah that seed prob exists!

[hearty tusk]

That stupid joker that i hate

[patent sail]

i was lacking econ and chips

i took riff raff

he spawned perfect econ joker and chips

[heavy heron]

you might as well marry him

[pale wolf]

this isnt true

[cedar mauve]

He’s the Riff to your Raff

[patent sail]

i wish

[heavy heron]

i know

because probability doesn’t work like that

but on average, it is true

even though average doesn’t always hold true

[minor portal]

You'd be amazing in political science

[heavy heron]

cheater

[patent sail]

nevermjnd i died

[heavy heron]

HA

he backstabbed you

🔪

to your back

[patent sail]

i will now do that to you

[heavy heron]

wait what

[cloud sinew]

there would need to be a ~1 in 2.3 trillion chance, for the expected # of seeds that have it to be 1

[cedar mauve]

Why do you seem happy about that… 😳

[patent sail]

sorry i reordered my words for optimal trigger order

[heavy heron]

i see

[heavy heron]

i i’m not

even though cheaters deserve to be punished

[minor portal]

digital stutter

[heavy heron]

ohhhhhh i see

daggered and everything

[polar yacht]

So what you’re telling me is that it’s possible

[cedar mauve]

Ceremonial dagger looking kinda different

[heavy heron]

next time don’t put to the right of the dagger ok

[minor portal]

it's a distant relative

[heavy heron]

yeah it looks like a little… malicious

[cedar mauve]

I bet he’s a pretty sharp guy

[minor portal]

Well, to a point.

[heavy heron]

i bet he cuts to the chase

3 knife puns lord

[patent sail]

i bet it

kills jokers

idk

[heavy heron]

🙄 🙄

[cedar mauve]

That’s a deep cut

[heavy heron]

must be all that disgusting riff raff genes wearing on ya, you’re losing your charm

[pale wolf]

this game is so messed up tbh

[patent sail]

i dont give a free mega tarot pack

[heavy heron]

…i don’t recall what that tag is called

[patent sail]

charm

[severe plinth]

guys, I was thinking of selling Canio, I will use more face cards than none

[heavy heron]

UGHH breaking up w you anyways

[cedar mauve]

Everyone knows riff raff generates jokers

But does anyone ask

[knotty zodiac]

new streamer cheating method: when gaming the seed gen

[cedar mauve]

How does riff raff generate jokers

[patent sail]

RR generated jokers

[pale wolf]

considering that autogenerated seeds cant have 0/O, and are always 8 characters in length, how many seeds are realistically in balatro

[severe plinth]

selecting blind, or not?

[cedar mauve]

I’m just saying there gotta be lore there…

[patent sail]

calls his friends over

[knotty zodiac]

naive answer, 34^8?

[severe plinth]

well should I? Its the most logical

[heavy heron]

ok what’s your # wait what

[severe plinth]

its a seed btw

[pale wolf]

yea it says it in the picture 🦓

[polar yacht]

I read somewhere that Localthunk coded it so that RNG is generated based on mouse jitter

[patent sail]

7

[heavy heron]

AU AY

[patent sail]

just kidding

11

[heavy heron]

77??

[pale wolf]

you read misinformation im almost certain

[heavy heron]

67???

[patent sail]

no

[heavy heron]

awweee

[cedar mauve]

567-420-4579

[heavy heron]

cool i’m calling you

[severe plinth]

help

pls

[pale wolf]

i play on mobile, for one

[minor portal]

I feel as if there's a code hidden here

[knotty zodiac]

8675309

[heavy heron]

wait is this really yours or are you about to make me call like some bike mechanic

[patent sail]

that will be -4432

[cloud sinew]

dont post your phone number...

[cedar mauve]

You should call it and find out

[heavy heron]

lilo w internet safety

[pale wolf]

wait no it isnt

yes it is

[heavy heron]

i don’t get it

[patent sail]

i used calculator

[heavy heron]

somebody explain it

oh you did the math

[minor portal]

Subtraction

[heavy heron]

JESUS

[pale wolf]

420

[knotty zodiac]

rare calculater bug

[patent sail]

ok here you go: explanation

[heavy heron]

thanks, remarried

[cedar mauve]

Nooooo

[heavy heron]

ofjehfofjf

[heavy heron]

so was that your actual

[cedar mauve]

Ofc not lol

[knotty zodiac]

cryptic acronym holds the answer to the meaning of life

[heavy heron]

so what would’ve happened if i banned it

called

[cedar mauve]

Good question

[patent sail]

i would like yall to kmow that my cat just sniffed me

[cedar mauve]

Guess we’ll never know!

[heavy heron]

ijwsthm

[minor portal]

You have been marked.

[patent sail]

all face cards are face down

[heavy heron]

that’s my job isn’t it

[heavy heron]

NO

[cedar mauve]

You have 2 hours left to live

[heavy heron]

i hate the mark

[knotty zodiac]

i just want someone to hack me?

[heavy heron]

ahhhhh you got it

[minor portal]

you sniff people???

[patent sail]

my glass 2s:

[heavy heron]

but don’t hack me

i’m not a 2345

[cedar mauve]

Whoa man

[heavy heron]

no no no no no no

[cedar mauve]

Don’t let yourself be retriggered

[knotty zodiac]

trigger warning

[patent sail]

im not a person

[heavy heron]

^

[patent sail]

🐎

[minor portal]

ok abstract concept

[cloud sinew]

just checked the code for the random string, and i dont know why it's implemented like that 🐴

[patent sail]

all this time i actually was a horse

[minor portal]

+3 mult

[heavy heron]

horse!! horse! horse!!!

[knotty zodiac]

thunk expected to sell like 6 copies iirc?

[pale wolf]

im guessing its "good enough" weighting to exclude O from the alphabet

[patent sail]

is the horse perhaps..... stupid?

[cedar mauve]

Umamusume

[heavy heron]

idk but it’s got me hoarse

[heavy heron]

no thank you

[knotty zodiac]

hay maybe you should bale out before you get more sick

[minor portal]

when wuld yu even use that letter anyway

[cloud sinew]

but you could just let it not be "O". i.e if it rolls O/0 you just replace it with a non-O/0, or you remove them from an array of valid characters

[pale wolf]

like aaah all the letters should be the same chance but if i remove O theres like 55% of the alphabet on the first half and 45% on the second

[pale wolf]

for sure i have no clue why it isnt that

[heavy heron]

jesus even the bale part

[heavy heron]

this is such brainrot/-

[patent sail]

Speak for yourself i dont have a brain

[cedar mauve]

Thinking is overrated

[patent sail]

thats why i play balatro

0 thinking involved, just take photo and chad 🐎🔥

[cloud sinew]

i would like to be able to post videos in future, so don't post random garbage please 😭

[cedar mauve]

True I simply turn my brain off when I play painted gold stakes

[patent sail]

or baron and mime obviously

[cloud sinew]

thunk already took so much away from us... we can't have nice things

[heavy heron]

i think it’s very related to balatro

[patent sail]

i dont think they will care too much if i do it once in god knows when

which is

exactky how i do it

[heavy heron]

you’ve just got aura like that

god don’t make a joke about the spectral

don’t

[patent sail]

but if you want balala brainrot i have it too

[cloud sinew]

i dont

[heavy heron]

because balala IS brainrot

[knotty zodiac]

whatre you going to do about it, hex us?

[heavy heron]

i bet if i did clinical trials of results playing this game id see people’s IQ gradually decline the more they play

[heavy heron]

ugh..

[patent sail]

photochad gives X0.5 IQ

[pale wolf]

answer in 2 minutes

[patent sail]

that one does

[heavy heron]

idk lemme pull up the whole joker roster

[patent sail]

more than 0

[heavy heron]

hiker vagabond that’s all i got

[patent sail]

probably not 150

[knotty zodiac]

IQ probably peaks on first gold stake win and then irreversibly declines

[heavy heron]

once you start inevitably going pairs for eternity yeah probably

[cloud sinew]

im pretty sure theres 3

[patent sail]

fun fact: theres actually a hidden 151st joker! to see it, turn your screen off and look closely

[pale wolf]

chaos theory

[heavy heron]

wow, why is it so handsome

[cloud sinew]

not its actual name

[pale wolf]

have never cared

[knotty zodiac]

pareidolia in action

[cloud sinew]

what

[heavy heron]

jeez

[patent sail]

showman?

[heavy heron]

lucky cat

[patent sail]

oh yea

he does

[cloud sinew]

how does lucky cat have facial hair

[heavy heron]

show everybody your drawing

[heavy heron]

whiskers

[pale wolf]

does it have a face

[cloud sinew]

same with bull

[patent sail]

unfinished

[cloud sinew]

it isnt an actual cat...

[patent sail]

i did body outlines and gave up 🐎🔥🔥🔥🔥

[heavy heron]

WHATT NOOO DONT GIVE UP

i was going to do so many things to that drawing

like… praise it

[patent sail]

excuse me?

[waxen stream]

this was a great start

[pale wolf]

none of them are actual

[patent sail]