🕹・game-discussion

[magic mural]

full houses are cool

[bleak blaze]

Makes flush house easy to work towards because its the best scaling hand in the game

[magic mural]

full hice

[lost vault]

these chex cereal suck they got soggy so fast

[carmine hollow]

I LOVE full house

[humble gulch]

I have 6 hands, I literally can't lose

[unreal iron]

just uninstall i think 💔

[cloud sinew]

real

[bleak blaze]

I used to love full house until I started playing above blue stake

[carmine hollow]

sending support

[bleak blaze]

Then I couldn't win anymore

[cloud sinew]

i won so many games yesterday :(

[carmine hollow]

to weaker class

[bleak blaze]

Now im a pairslop enjoyer

[unreal iron]

i still wouldnt run full house

[carmine hollow]

of full house likers

[unreal iron]

if i find enough suit changers i might pivot to flush house usually but its seriously not my thing

[magic mural]

mouse -> mice
louse -> lice
house -> houses

[cloud sinew]

i went from 11/18 -> 0/40

[magic mural]

English

[carmine hollow]

yes I said likers not enjoyer

[unreal iron]

hice

[magic mural]

hice

[carmine hollow]

my houses always full

[bleak blaze]

The present and past tense of read are spelled the same

[pale wolf]

i won 0 games yesterday bc it was my birthday

[humble gulch]

There's seed money in the shop :3

[carmine hollow]

gaymolate

what

[cloud bloom]

finally beat all of decks on gold stake, got an early perkeo on black deck gold stake today and was idol ready by ante 8, no hanged mans showed up so i had like 50 queen of diamonds 😭

[lost vault]

i havent won a game in like a month or so cuz i dont play balatro mucy

[unreal iron]

i won 0 games yesterday because i lowkey have a fixation on ror2 rn and cant spare enough time for balatro runs plus its slightly triggering to me now

[bleak blaze]

One thing I will say, if you don't know the difference between there, their and they're what are we doing? 😭

[knotty zodiac]

https://youtube.com/shorts/LCt09SZ7LQA

[lost vault]

peak

[magic mural]

I win 98% of games on white stake and 0% of games on gold stake

[bleak blaze]

As native speakers that is

[pale wolf]

i havent gone a month without winning a run since i started playing

[carmine hollow]

gay deck , all jokers are polychorme no straights allowed

[magic mural]

your so right (I'm sorry)

[carmine hollow]

I bet someone mod it

[pale wolf]

i always know the difference

[lost vault]

yes this is something you should learn in elementary

[bleak blaze]

Im going over their to beat you're ass

[lost vault]

byt no harm in correcting someone when their wrong

[unreal iron]

i still think this is impossible since polychromes have increased pricing

[magic mural]

than what

[lost vault]

[unreal iron]

ouch

[carmine hollow]

is price add value or multiply

[bleak blaze]

There > Location Place
Their > Possesive/Beloning to someone
They're > THEY ARE

[carmine hollow]

how scaling works

[pale wolf]

polychrome is +5 buy price

[magic mural]

I hate homophones, I'm homophobic or something

[carmine hollow]

you're

[magic mural]

homophones are evil

[carmine hollow]

I meant

[lost vault]

im a homophobe

:(

[unreal iron]

i think its add value? im not sure

[lost vault]

phone

[bleak blaze]

The cat with homophobia in its eyes ❤️

[carmine hollow]

yoe'ra

[unreal iron]

8$ rares become 12$ when poly

or 14

[magic mural]

yro'ue

[unreal iron]

i genuinely do not remember

consult the wiki plz 💔

[pale wolf]

modmailed, cya bucko

[carmine hollow]

nominating you for songle useful person

[lost vault]

noooo

:penisve:

[pale wolf]

i literally said the answer asshar

[unreal iron]

hingle dingle gingle a single songle

[carmine hollow]

@wiki

[bleak blaze]

Nah what I like about this language is how you can just invent new words like
"y'aint"

[graceful schooner]

I'm cooking

[magic mural]

songle

[clear mulch]

meow

[carmine hollow]

world is cruel

[bleak blaze]

"Y'aint gonna win with an ante 1 baron on gold stake"

[carmine hollow]

lmao

[lost vault]

shouldn't've

[magic mural]

y'all'dn't've heard that before but I like this actually

[carmine hollow]

willn't

[lost vault]

y'ain't

[lost vault]

nah thats won't

[unreal iron]

i audibly gasped at this

[pale wolf]

the word won't still kinda messes with me

[carmine hollow]

won't is like evil wo

[lost vault]

lowkirkenuinely

[bleak blaze]

"Y'all'd've come earlier if you didn't leave the house so late"

[magic mural]

it is dumb how we use "do" like everywhere for no reason

[knotty zodiac]

willn't

[carmine hollow]

irish

[unreal iron]

wochienuienly

[carmine hollow]

Damn

[pale wolf]

lets not remind people of that troll

[unreal iron]

live wo-chien reaction anyone

[lost vault]

wait who

[carmine hollow]

metroman

[pale wolf]

dont act stupid

[bleak blaze]

he wasn't even important 😭

[magic mural]

pog etymology

[carmine hollow]

dont

[lost vault]

what 😭

[unreal iron]

metroman? like the dude from megamind?

[carmine hollow]

okay i'm idiot

[unreal iron]

😭

[carmine hollow]

that right

lnao

[unreal iron]

what the hell happened i havent been in the server for a while now

[bleak blaze]

I LOVE how words can just be made up and if enough people use it, it becomes real

[carmine hollow]

lmao

[unreal iron]

not much has changed tbf but like

[pale wolf]

genuinely just gonna block you

[unreal iron]

i havent talked here in months

[lost vault]

gah damn

[carmine hollow]

is yall know what LOVE2D is

[magic mural]

girl and gyal are doublets but very cool ones

[pale wolf]

not interested in this "Oops haha i didnt know" bullshit

[bleak blaze]

I am sorry for your loss

[magic mural]

I know what love2d is

[carmine hollow]

fire

[lost vault]

are you talking about kirk himself

if not then idk who

[magic mural]

love2d is cool

[pale wolf]

ez block never see again

[lost vault]

???

[unreal iron]

cruel

[carmine hollow]

it feels nice

[pale wolf]

get that shit off my chat

[carmine hollow]

and friendly

[bleak blaze]

GREEN FN

[lost vault]

the hell i even do

[carmine hollow]

most loveful framework ever

[severe plinth]

guys

[carmine hollow]

sadly I dogshit at coding big stuff

[severe plinth]

I have some news

[unreal iron]

heyyy

[lost vault]

sorry for being confused i guess

[severe plinth]

how is this possible?

[unreal iron]

hit it

[carmine hollow]

idk but I don't mind to see execution

[unreal iron]

youre very lucky yk

[knotty zodiac]

lolol

[cloud sinew]

are you genuinely asking

[severe plinth]

got a canio

[severe plinth]

yea

[magic mural]

lol nice

[unreal iron]

well you know what to do now

[severe plinth]

a quesrion

[carmine hollow]

not chicot

LOL

[lost vault]

gruh

[knotty zodiac]

this is after a 2 soul a8 run immediately last run. its pretty blessed

[magic mural]

chicot is useful

[severe plinth]

what is the chance of getting all legebdaries?

like

[lost vault]

not high

[humble gulch]

Where's the xmult 💔

[magic mural]

small

[unreal iron]

in a single run? theres a bugged seed that does that

iirc

[carmine hollow]

you my favoirite gay person now

[magic mural]

thank tou

[cloud sinew]

i dont think its bugged

[pale wolf]

roughly 1 in 7 seeds has a soul in it ante 1-8

[severe plinth]

imagine I got it I'd go and watch tiktok if I do

[unreal iron]

is it just that lucky

[carmine hollow]

-hou project

[magic mural]

I love touhou

[humble gulch]

It's not

[carmine hollow]

and lilo goes to D tier

[cloud sinew]

i have no reason to believe otherwise

[unreal iron]

i HATE touhou /s

[pale wolf]

aleeb isnt a bugged seed yea

[magic mural]

skill issue

[severe plinth]

so its 1 in 16807 have all 5?

[waxen quartz]

according to pifreak, you can get 4 natural negative legendaries from a seed but not 5. getting 5 soul cards...there's not a ton of seeds, but it's also probably not a short list

[unreal iron]

im in s+ tier because im a seal and we all know how op seals are in balatro

they call me john op

[severe plinth]

I will play all day to get it

[pale wolf]

perhaps, perhaps

[lost vault]

i dont think thats how it works

[severe plinth]

ita 7x7x7x7x7

[lost vault]

but what do i know

[carmine hollow]

I not included

[severe plinth]

because of 5 zimes

[lost vault]

that would be getting a legendary 5 runs in a row

[unreal iron]

getting 5 legendaries in ONE run is the thing

[carmine hollow]

Should i buy some arkana packs just for legendary chance

Or sane people don't do that

[lost vault]

yes

[carmine hollow]

Your new pfp makes me kill people

[severe plinth]

GUYS

Holy

[unreal iron]

well you more commonly find souls in arcana packs technically because you open those more on average 😭

[severe plinth]

FUCK

[carmine hollow]

Guts*

[severe plinth]

OMFG

[magic mural]

guts

[pale wolf]

because they have more slots* and are more common*

[severe plinth]

ANOTHER FUCKING SOUL

[carmine hollow]

*grunts

[unreal iron]

okay can we like check this guy

[magic mural]

hi unfertale

[knotty zodiac]

lol

[unreal iron]

i smell fishy

[carmine hollow]

Skill issue

[lost vault]

why

[magic mural]

check him pc

[severe plinth]

bro thats crazy

[carmine hollow]

[lost vault]

this pfp isnt very new

[pale wolf]

open pause menu and screenshot

or itll be revealed on the win screen

[carmine hollow]

Execution on Friday at 10:00 pm

[lost vault]

????

[carmine hollow]

In LA

[magic mural]

:3

[unreal iron]

your new pfp makes me love people for who they are

❤️‍🩹

[lost vault]

thanks mysk

:D

[carmine hollow]

Dude

That stinky

[severe plinth]

i lost gng

[knotty zodiac]

https://shop.worldchess.com/cdn/shop/articles/89a5ab46-b8b3-43ee-8a5b-b7ae0eae56fb.jpg?v=1724761675

[indigo mesa]

yo isnt gold stake plasma supposed to be hard
first try on a copy of balatro i selfhosted on the web, on an unlocked all profile 😭 😭 i didnt even do xmult bruh i did all chips ts was easy

[carmine hollow]

How

[severe plinth]

594 out of 600

[cloud sinew]

Srimky*

[unreal iron]

skinky* get it right

[carmine hollow]

Dude

[severe plinth]

I am so bad

[lost vault]

srimky

:3

[carmine hollow]

You screamed your heart out

[severe plinth]

I lost the seed

[carmine hollow]

And lost

[severe plinth]

😭

bro ima cry bro

that shit was too good

[magic mural]

baladrando

[carmine hollow]

Welcome back

[unreal iron]

-# what the doctor says to the woman at the sperm bank

[lost vault]

meow meow meow

[unreal iron]

meow

[carmine hollow]

C++ software developer

[severe plinth]

I jjst rralized

[magic mural]

I like C++

[lost vault]

we outta sperm

[severe plinth]

I am trash at this game

😭

[magic mural]

I don't have c++ in balatro though

[severe plinth]

literally

[carmine hollow]

I honestly shocked how much people there like to program with c++

[unreal iron]

you got any apple fritters?

[lost vault]

maybe

[carmine hollow]

Balatro made with lua what you mean

[lost vault]

but theyre MINE

[magic mural]

its fun

[knotty zodiac]

dont be too hard on yourself

its not an easy game

[unreal iron]

AWWWW MAN

[indigo mesa]

OH by the way, i had a rental square joker giving like +300 chips and i realized that chad was better 💀 💀

[carmine hollow]

Actually balatro made with love

[lost vault]

i must consume and absorb the nutrients of a single apple fritter

[carmine hollow]

Nothing evee happens

[unreal iron]

baki gif

[cloud sinew]

ba la tuh ro

[magic mural]

a restaurant got sued for putting this in their menu I'm pretty dure

[lost vault]

balatuhro

[magic mural]

balatuhro

[unreal iron]

balatuhro

[knotty zodiac]

butt lot row

[cloud sinew]

balatuhro, chip on that thang

[lost vault]

true

[humble gulch]

in ALEEB you get a soul every third slot except for the last two who appear in the second slot and in the eighth slot

[carmine hollow]

You speaking Liberian

[severe plinth]

Aleeb?

ima try that

I need those

I cant believe it man

I lost

[magic mural]

skill issue

[carmine hollow]

Batrola

[severe plinth]

BECAUSE OF MY TRASH SKILL

[carmine hollow]

✅ ✅ ✅

[severe plinth]

I think Ima need some reat frlm balatro man

[carmine hollow]

You will never get good

[magic mural]

frlm

[unreal iron]

you were taking screenshots for 2 hours going through every decision without being autonomous

[carmine hollow]

Shjsja

[unreal iron]

hate to be that guy

[magic mural]

furlm is the name of a song by callasoiled

[carmine hollow]

The existence is miserable

[severe plinth]

yeah, I got it wkth your help. Aoone, I lost 😭

[severe plinth]

ikr?

[carmine hollow]

Nothing ever happens

[humble gulch]

I don't know how to calculate the odds for that

[severe plinth]

wait, you can unlock a profile?

[carmine hollow]

Who

[lost vault]

why do people even do this

[magic mural]

j never do that

I barely post here

[severe plinth]

like, unlock all colection

[carmine hollow]

Ye

[lost vault]

what happened to playing games on your own volition

[pale wolf]

are you saying hes just on aleeb

[carmine hollow]

I usually play all open

[severe plinth]

I just realized thag

just found out

[carmine hollow]

Thag

[severe plinth]

😭

[carmine hollow]

*Just find out

[magic mural]

its illegal now actually

[humble gulch]

I responded to the wrong mesagge, sorry 🐑

[magic mural]

a new law was passed

[lost vault]

well frick

guess im being ececuted

[carmine hollow]

Mah I'm fooling but yeah you can't say just found out

[lyric tiger]

balatro is so fun istg

[tardy spade]

In a typical gold stake run, would most of the run's money go towards rerolls? Or packs?

[carmine hollow]

Never be forgiven

[carmine hollow]

Lie , nerdy game

[magic mural]

post all of your decisions you'll be dine

[mental bloom]

Idiot :3

[lyric tiger]

i like nerdy people

[unreal iron]

ive also questioned that

[carmine hollow]

Dimedl

[pale wolf]

it was tho

[lost vault]

but im not playing balatro

[magic mural]

estoy cansado

[pale wolf]

lmfao good call not-you

[carmine hollow]

Like Reddit users

[humble gulch]

The chances of ALEEB happening is like 1 in 200 billion or something

[magic mural]

you know what to do

[humble gulch]

Lol

[humble gulch]

I know it's wrong

[lyric tiger]

according of what theyre using reddit for

[pale wolf]

2.3 trillion

actually

[lost vault]

goodness

[humble gulch]

🐑

[pale wolf]

The chance is zero

[lyric tiger]

nice name tho

[carmine hollow]

I seen only one Reddit user irl

[carmine hollow]

That was horrible

[pale wolf]

because you cant roll seeds with blank spaces

[magic mural]

I should do a random seed and then also look at everything ahead of time just for fun one time

[magic mural]

very

[carmine hollow]

I'm ragebaiting you , don't parry it

[lost vault]

have there ever been any 2 seeds that play out the same until ante 8

[carmine hollow]

Dude

[pale wolf]

❓

[lost vault]

thabks for sharing

[lyric tiger]

ik bo

[carmine hollow]

Get his ass

[lyric tiger]

whaat

[lost vault]

reddit is such a lame place to get it too

[carmine hollow]

🫂👀

[lost vault]

smh

[lyric tiger]

i didnt say anything

[magic mural]

rhehebdhdidn

[carmine hollow]

I will not take you seriously

[lost vault]

why?

[humble gulch]

I love being a nerd :3

[lyric tiger]

who wanna vc?

[magic mural]

you should take me seriously

[lyric tiger]

i love you bro

[mental bloom]

Hehehehehe

[carmine hollow]

Because your profile p

[mental bloom]

GASP

[magic mural]

:3

[lost vault]

fuck you then?

[carmine hollow]

Would you take me seriously of I had fucking wario on pfp

[lyric tiger]

gasp meaning

[lost vault]

i could yeah

[magic mural]

yes

[lyric tiger]

oh sorry its not google

[mental bloom]

I'm shocked

[carmine hollow]

I just wanted to say wario

[lost vault]

surprisingly pfps dont define the person

[carmine hollow]

Of course you are!

[lyric tiger]

why

[pale wolf]

my pfp was specifically made for me

[lyric tiger]

sure bro

[mental bloom]

:0

[magic mural]

my pfp was drawn by my friend 3 years ago

[carmine hollow]

Yeah of course

[lyric tiger]

im muslim bro

[pale wolf]

if your pfp isnt commissioned art or a photo you took then you are a thief

[humble gulch]

What

[lost vault]

so whats the problem

[pale wolf]

trans rights

[lyric tiger]

i love him as my brother

[mental bloom]

Noooo dww about that

[magic mural]

that's cool and awesome

[lost vault]

yeah

[mental bloom]

Just ask .Out

[carmine hollow]

Uncle , do I know you in person, only thing i see about you IS your pfp

[mental bloom]

YAY

[lyric tiger]

actually im an athiest who acts like a muslim

[carmine hollow]

Whatever I'm just furnace

[magic mural]

nerd

[lost vault]

okay but you can also like read my messages to get context on who i am

[broken swan]

NO way I die here
Right??

[magic mural]

lol

photo C H A D

[carmine hollow]

Whatever i just don't like all this Femboy stuff

[pale wolf]

interacting with troll accounts with earnestness

[lost vault]

????

[magic mural]

femblt is good

[humble gulch]

I'm atheist too

[magic mural]

femboy is great

[lost vault]

im a femboy though

[mental bloom]

Gasppp

[lost vault]

like

[carmine hollow]

Happens once a day

[lost vault]

am i supposed to lie about that

[mental bloom]

Me too

[unreal iron]

is this homophobic or coming from experience

[magic mural]

based and awesome

[lyric tiger]

cool!

[carmine hollow]

?

[lost vault]

id rather be honest about who i am

[unreal iron]

because ill admit theres creeps out there in the femboy communities

[lost vault]

yeah

[lyric tiger]

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[mental bloom]

Yayayaya :3

[lost vault]

the femboy community does have its problems

[broken swan]

I died

[unreal iron]

a lot of problems

[mental bloom]

I like your PFP btw

[carmine hollow]

Stop calling me that omfg , give me air to breathe

[lost vault]

yeah

[lyric tiger]

what should i pick gng

[magic mural]

you have all the time in the world to defend yourself

[unreal iron]

i didnt call you homophobic?? i just assumed

[lyric tiger]

i like yours too!

[unreal iron]

also this come on

[carmine hollow]

Nah I'm fine

[magic mural]

uhhh scary face I think

[mental bloom]

Tysmmm! :3

[lyric tiger]

alr

[carmine hollow]

They call it everyone at this point

[humble gulch]

Blackboard

[lyric tiger]

ywww:3

[carmine hollow]

Board

[lyric tiger]

bet

[carmine hollow]

Kinda fine

[lyric tiger]

bet

[lost vault]

not without reason

[lyric tiger]

WAIT

[magic mural]

waiting

[lyric tiger]

TF IS THE BLACK BOARD

[magic mural]

left one

[lyric tiger]

THE JOKER IN THE LEFT?

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[magic mural]

hover

over it to see it's name

[lyric tiger]

OH ITS UNKNOWN TO ME

[carmine hollow]

Yeah they dumb , they call people on the internet things without thinking twice

[magic mural]

oh

[humble gulch]

Why would a scary face be called blackboard

[hearty tusk]

As one person once said "This channel has a 20% of being about Balatro."

What the fuck are you people doing

[lost vault]

depends on the person really

[pale wolf]

blackboard? do you mean the scribly Joker

[lost vault]

but youve said some pretty questionable things

[magic mural]

accusations are not made by such people without anything to go off, even when they are frivolous accusations

[humble gulch]

What's the scribly joker ❤️‍🩹

[pale wolf]

I don't know I'm trying to figure out how to unlock

[carmine hollow]

That reason why other channels are dead , because we yap about everything in there

[lost vault]

other channels are not dead what

[mental bloom]

Blackboard

[lost vault]

maybe a little less active but does bot dead

[magic mural]

black board

[lost vault]

wow english

[unreal iron]

you could also engage in conversation there btw thats an option

[lost vault]

blackboard

[carmine hollow]

They does , stop trying to get me or something

[lyric tiger]

who is better the juggler ot the square joker

[lost vault]

i could

[carmine hollow]

Yall just ruin fun

[pale wolf]

square imo but it's close

[magic mural]

I'm not attacking you

[mental bloom]

S Q U A R E

[magic mural]

still not without basis

[carmine hollow]

Okie

[lyric tiger]

alrrrrr

[humble gulch]

Square

[lost vault]

fun is only ruined if you let it be ruined

[humble gulch]

Real

[lyric tiger]

ty guys

[hearty tusk]

What the fuck is happening

[severe plinth]

But I did... I didnt even know you could unlock a whole profile... I am so new to this gane😭

[unreal iron]

we hate femboys or something

[lost vault]

i love femboys

[severe plinth]

sometines😭

[unreal iron]

same twin

same

[pale wolf]

You guys are no fun why can't I just insult your identities

[severe plinth]

👍

[lost vault]

rad

[lyric tiger]

loll

[lost vault]

real

[hearty tusk]

I hate femboys because I like big muscular men instead

[carmine hollow]

Go play balatro instead of spoilering stuff

[weak relic]

Joker poker balala

[carmine hollow]

Of course

[magic mural]

jopoker

[unreal iron]

i also prefer that but you cant let down art from being art unfortunately

[lyric tiger]

help

[magic mural]

I only clicked unlock all because of balatro cryptid

[unreal iron]

you gotta appreciate it

[lost vault]

i like both

[mental bloom]

✍🏼🔥

[magic mural]

but I have a new save with genuine unlocks

[carmine hollow]

Jopo means ass in my language which makes it funny

[hearty tusk]

Am joking

[severe plinth]

you wont believe me, this looks like my deck I just had, the jokers I mean

[hearty tusk]

Am actually ace

[carmine hollow]

Like ... Joker?

[pale wolf]

quiz time! answer key in 3 minutes

[lyric tiger]

we need to crack buddy

[severe plinth]

"why so serious"

[lyric tiger]

soulmates

[lost vault]

i dunno

[lyric tiger]

what should i pick

[carmine hollow]

1987

[magic mural]

(jo-ker)*(po+ker)

[severe plinth]

h. the answer isnt there

[carmine hollow]

Muhahaha

[severe plinth]

isnt it 80 or 81?

[unreal iron]

1. like at least in the 20s idk
2. a. vampire
   b. fuck idk
   c. doesnt exist?
   d. cavendish
   e. dont know
   f. walkie talkie, scholar
   g. what?

[carmine hollow]

They said jimbo is --=- and celebrated after they killed him

[severe plinth]

like it had to do something with 80 I think

[lost vault]

a. is ramen

b. is glass joker

idk about 2 in 3

[unreal iron]

how did i miss glass joker 💔

[magic mural]

moick

[unreal iron]

2 in 3 is probably some oops

[lost vault]

c. is moick

[unreal iron]

oh wait it IS OOPS

[lost vault]

maybe

[unreal iron]

its the description of oops

omfg

[carmine hollow]

Mississipprint
Chigoat

[lost vault]

oh right

[visual niche]

1. no clue
2. a) ramen?
   b) Glass joker
   c) oa6s
   d) banan
   e) Shoot the moon
   f) I- Scholar II- No clue
   g) I- oh misprint II- idk either

[pale wolf]

the consumable card question you'll never forget the answer to once you learn it

[magic mural]

d is Cavendish I think

[lost vault]

theres 1 consumable

immolate

[carmine hollow]

67

[unreal iron]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[magic mural]

67

[carmine hollow]

Dude

[lost vault]

gahaha 67

[humble gulch]

Ramen, glass, oops, bleh, bleh, walkie talkie ans schoolar, Yorick and bleh

[unreal iron]

52

[lyric tiger]

guyssssssssssssss

[lost vault]

the 67 joke cracks me

up

[unreal iron]

wait deadass

[carmine hollow]

Chigoat

[visual niche]

YOOO im pretty good

[lost vault]

52

[carmine hollow]

Mrs.Print

[lost vault]

like lije

[visual niche]

no wrong answers

[lost vault]

like

a standsrd

standeard deck

[carmine hollow]

Hanged Chud

[unreal iron]

is there deadass 52 consumables it GENUINELY doesnt feel like it

[hearty tusk]

GUYS GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS

[lost vault]

o mah gurd

[carmine hollow]

Image

[unreal iron]

ITS CLOBBERING TIME

[pale wolf]

for real for real
It's definitely intentional by thunk and is why I don't think we'll see any new consumable cards

[hearty tusk]

ITS RUNNING IT BACK TIME

[lost vault]

definitely.....

[hearty tusk]

WE RUN IT BACK

[carmine hollow]

Time to sleep

[carmine hollow]

Neck

[carmine hollow]

This guy said two heart jacks is good combo

[hearty tusk]

RUN IT BACK BABY

[carmine hollow]

I should try it

[mental bloom]

I've seen these vids before

[unreal iron]

ranks dont matter actually

🤓

[carmine hollow]

Yeah because YouTube make sure you watch particular things

It forces stuff

To pop ip

[pale wolf]

walkie is 4 and 10 hehe

[humble gulch]

I know

[carmine hollow]

Chigoat said otherwise

[mental bloom]

Nah because I'm a gambler that loves poker and YouTube knows it

[humble gulch]

I completely forgot

🐊

[pale wolf]

barin is for kings

[unreal iron]

my opponents at the poker table forcibly watching me consult tarot cards and making all my cards plated into 24 karat gold:

[mental bloom]

Idioooooot :33

[carmine hollow]

And I don't, we still get smae shi

[unreal iron]

(i also brought a banana and an ice cream)

[hearty tusk]

Is painted a hard deck?

[carmine hollow]

Looking for person to smoke with ( I don't smoke)

[mental bloom]

Pro

[pale wolf]

harder half

[humble gulch]

Banana ice cream

[unreal iron]

i personally enjoy painted a lot but its definitely not easy

[carmine hollow]

Idk it's really fun

[pale wolf]

a banana split

[humble gulch]

There's no whipped cream in Balatro

[naive frigate]

Who is the lebron of balatro

[unreal iron]

then why say that 👀

[mental bloom]

My opponents at the poker table watching me pull out some ramen and a road sign :

[mental bloom]

YUMMY

[carmine hollow]

I want someone to smoke

[naive frigate]

Mijo

[carmine hollow]

And then dk breakdance

[unreal iron]

my opponents at the poker table when i bring 2 gals and one of them is blue and the other one has markings all over her:

[mental bloom]

YURI

Ahem

[carmine hollow]

Okay i going wild , it's time to come back to clinic that heals evil homophobic people such me

[humble gulch]

Me sumonning a blackhole

[carmine hollow]

All hand types upgraded

[unreal iron]

you FOOL

[naive frigate]

Is there a 5oak slop build

Or flush five slop

[carmine hollow]

[humble gulch]

No because 5oak is trash

[unreal iron]

idk dna bloat?

dont run 5oak please

[naive frigate]

Don't you fucking dare to say that

[carmine hollow]

Is royale flash upgraded by itself?

[unreal iron]

its literally a worse 4oak

[unreal iron]

its a straight flush so no

[mental bloom]

With Neptune

[naive frigate]

Royale flush is the same as straight flush

[unreal iron]

it just has the added rarity benefit of akqj10

[carmine hollow]

Goofy

[mental bloom]

I LOVE NEPTUNE SCALING

[naive frigate]

How is it worse slightly bigger dawg

[humble gulch]

Same as flush house

[unreal iron]

the scaling on planet x isnt a whole lot better than mars

plus you also give up a card potentially for discarding while 4oak

[humble gulch]

Five extra chips

[naive frigate]

Thunk vs making hard hands to achieve good

[mental bloom]

Mmmmh...

True...

[unreal iron]

flush house is one of the better hands tbf

[pale wolf]

harder to draw for, less cards held in hand to be blue seals, not enough better than 4oak planetwise

[cloud sinew]

flush house's scaling is very good

[naive frigate]

So is there flush house slop

[unreal iron]

no because flush house takes skill to make

[naive frigate]

Wait does obelisk count as all hands slop?

[unreal iron]

YOU COULD TRY checkered deck tho

if that makes it easier

[pale wolf]

suit changer shop luck

[unreal iron]

pair into transition slop

[humble gulch]

It's pair slop

[pale wolf]

obelisk feeds off of most pair slop builds

[unreal iron]

transition slop, if you may

[distant light]

anyone have tips on deck building (specifically changing the suit to the same suit for flushes)

[pale wolf]

besides supernova and purely blue seal oriented retrigger runs

[unreal iron]

find suit changing jokers :3

not jokers FUCK

i mean tarots my bad

world, moon, sun, and star are what youre looking for for each suit respectively

[mental bloom]

Spades, clubs, hearts and diamonds

[distant light]

what if you just dont find the tarot you want

[mental bloom]

Wild cards from The Lovers are good too

Tho only 1 card can change

[unreal iron]

dont use wild cards unless youre specifically running aj/castle please

[pale wolf]

1. if the suit of the flesh doesn't matter, it is generally better to delete/replace one suit first rather than focus on building towards one suit
2. flushes kinda stink and their best use case is ancient joker, which doesn't choose based on your deck and therefore doesn't benefit from going towards any individual suit, but from removing cards from the deck so you can see as much of it per round as possible

[mental bloom]

I guess yeah

[cloud sinew]

blackboard too

and bus

and matador

[unreal iron]

how does bus benefit???

[cloud sinew]

debuffed faces dont reset bus

[humble gulch]

Blackboard only reads the base suit tho

[cloud sinew]

no it doesnt

[unreal iron]

so niche 💔

[pale wolf]

huh

[unreal iron]

holy misinformation

[distant light]

should i just copy kings with modifiers and delete the other cards then?

[pale wolf]

I don't really have much context

[severe plinth]

a. To Do List

[pale wolf]

generally? That's not what I would do

[severe plinth]

how fickibg slow

[unreal iron]

i bet its on straight flush rn

[pale wolf]

i only play flushes if i have particularly strong incentive to do so, which usually either means ancient joker or checkered bloodstone

[unreal iron]

idk i think general consensus when it comes to suits is that suits dont inherently matter a lot of the time? you can have a good 4oak build going with mixed suits and stuff or any straight build

[pale wolf]

both really like retriggers so KQJ in general are fine to build into, as well as 2345 for hack

[unreal iron]

also lovers is the worst tarot excluding an unbuffed fool or a wheel

unbuffed meaning it cant copy anything

[distant light]

well then what would you do if you had to change your deck?

[unreal iron]

hanged man, death, justice, tower

[pale wolf]

blue seals

[unreal iron]

since you mostly focus on ranks, not suit

these help drastically

[pale wolf]

removing cards in general is good

when you reduce the size of your deck, the fraction of your deck that each card is worth goes up
8/52 → 8/40 initial draw at start of round

[distant light]

then normally what hand would your run be centered around?

i usually play flushes

i do high card if i come across burnt joker

[pale wolf]

pairs, you'll hear it echoed

[humble gulch]

So it won't activate with wild cards?

I mean

With wild cards spades and clubs

[unreal iron]

it will

it still counts the base suit but it also checks if its a wild card after

[humble gulch]

That's what I were saying...

[unreal iron]

if one of them is true it follows that

[pale wolf]

they need very little effort to be drawn, they work with a multitude of jokers in very consistent fashion, they allow you to throw 3 non cards with each scoring hand, and have plenty of space for held in hand effects

[unreal iron]

but despite discarding cards and stuff being good high card isnt actually better than pairs because of its horrible scaling and how it doesnt have duo and other xmult jokers that rely on 2 cards

in case thats a thought

[naive frigate]

I am genuinely confused how is obelisk pairslop

[pale wolf]

it benefits from most pair builds

it's like a plant growing from the slop

[tall sapphire]

they should add a fifth suit

or just kill the diamond suit

[proud flame]

Pairs is best bc easy draw, but if enhancements can get like double glass or double lucky, gets duo and seeing double

[light brook]

what would it be

[proud flame]

Wild cards

[tall sapphire]

squares

[light brook]

ain’t that just diamonds rotated 45 degrees

[vocal rose]

I dont think it would be a perfect square

it'd be a rhombus

[light brook]

[ruby vessel]

Madness will forever be my favorite joker

[light brook]

if that’s not a perfect square idk what is

[vocal rose]

🤔 idk...

this doesnt seem like a perfect square

[frank grove]

thats not what the balatro cards look like though

[light brook]

correct in a traditional sense it would likely be a rhombus or a parallelogram or wtv but in balatro it’d be a square

[proud flame]

But like wild cards is the fifth suit

Maybe buff a hand of 5 wilds to give a buff

Like *1.5x or sm

[humble gulch]

Please not

[light brook]

yeah no

[humble gulch]

We don't need more suits ❤️‍🩹

[unreal iron]

jimbo hard carry btw

madness is just there lowkey

[lyric tiger]

that is my best run ever

[ruby vessel]

He heard ur slander and left 😭

[toxic lily]

WHAT DO I DOOOO?!?!!
THIS IS MY HIGH SCORE AND I DONT WANT TO SCREW IT UP

[light brook]

how many red seal steel kings ya got?

[toxic lily]

Most of my cards are steel red seal kings

[light brook]

what levels high card at?

[toxic lily]

Like thirty something, I had a burnt for a while

[unreal iron]

might genuinely be unnecessary here depending on your current planet levels lmfao

x4 mult is nothing to scoff at surely

[carmine hollow]

Should I?

[toxic lily]

Yes

[digital pewter]

well, obv you'll want to take the first voucher skip you see for the big antimatter

[carmine hollow]

Ye but fkr what

My bus stop pretty high

[digital pewter]

what's the throwback and bus at

[vocal rose]

but why specifically a hand of 5 wilds

[ruby vessel]

He wasn’t I was like lvl 26 2 pair so I two shot the blind.

[carmine hollow]

32

[ruby vessel]

But I liked my x7 mult

[carmine hollow]

Throwback 2.25

[toxic lily]

Delete straights and copy bus or throwback

[proud flame]

Bc 5 of other suits is a flush

[vocal rose]

and not a more universal buff

[light brook]

kay i did the math, if your hand is entirely consisting of rss kings with the current build, you should be scored ~e23 (assuming you have 8 hand size)

[vocal rose]

yes but thats a pretty shit buff

tbf

[proud flame]

Like flush five flush house straight flush

[digital pewter]

and what's your straight level?

[proud flame]

Maybe its own hand type could be cool

[carmine hollow]

14 and straight flush is 10

[carmine hollow]

Wild five

Sounds tuff

[digital pewter]

bus might lowkey be the replacement, what's the base mult at level 14 straight?

[light brook]

with dna you’d be scoring more at ~e25, assuming you have 8 hand size

[carmine hollow]

43

[digital pewter]

yeah replace bus with blueprint

[carmine hollow]

Maybe i remove shortcut

And turn skill on

[toxic lily]

Are you sure?

[digital pewter]

pretty sure

-# threw a trashbag into space

[carmine hollow]

I just trying to unlock this spade joker

[digital pewter]

but yeah take a voucher skip if you see one

[carmine hollow]

I was typing it

Lmao

[toxic lily]

How do you make things small?

[carmine hollow]

Why i shouldn't remove shortcut?

[hearty tusk]

-#

And space

[toxic lily]

-# thanks

[hearty tusk]

-# like this

[carmine hollow]

I mean playing extra hands is good

[hearty tusk]

-# no problemo :D

[toxic lily]

-# :D

[carmine hollow]

God damn the ox

Always kread boss blind kids

[digital pewter]

i mean, it already is contributing 10 mult, plus it's mitigating the luck behind drawing the hand you want

you effectively trade 30 +mult for being able to play face cards as well as instead having x3 mult

bus is less than an x2, effectively

trading shortcut means playing less straights and losing 10 mult

[toxic lily]

@digital pewter
THANK YOU

[digital pewter]

didn't even need em lmao

bur yeah, with my 917 naneinf runs in a row, i'm pretty well versed in it

[carmine hollow]

I unlocked 2 vouchers

I'm fine

[mental bloom]

YESSSSS

CLUTCHED

[atomic trout]

Damn

Ante 11 is hard

[hearty tusk]

You know what else is hard

MY MOM!

-# she drowned in concrete

[buoyant portal]

In version 1.1 black stake becomes -1 hand to be more consistent with the effects of black deck

[humble gulch]

Blue stake now has a 1 in 4 chance of insta killing you every time you select a blind

[buoyant portal]

I think blue stake also becomes -1 hand for the same reason

Red stake is -1 discard now

Green stake just removes interest

[serene forge]

I love writing music

[toxic lily]

@mental bloom @digital pewter

[mental bloom]

WOAHHHH HUGE

That Antimatter definitely clutched

[toxic lily]

I found a serpent and cooked

[mental bloom]

HELL YEAH

[toxic lily]

Serpent + bean

[mental bloom]

Oooooh

Ante 21 Boss?

[toxic lily]

Yeah

[mental bloom]

Fire

Did you have Retcon or was it perfect timing ?

[toxic lily]

I am so mad at myself because I was so close to crimson bean bug, but the thing is that I forgot to do the recon, so yeah, but I wasn't searching for serpent though

[slow grail]

After C++ and playing white stake for a while I felt like I’m not challenged enough
plays gold stake again
dies by ante 4
Yup there it is

[cedar swan]

how do you guys get so good

im barely scraping by

i just got my first yellow deck win

[toxic lily]

Is C++ a mod or smt?

[lilac ruin]

balatrodle in 3

[lilac ruin]

completionist++

aka getting a gold sticker on every joker

[cedar swan]

holymoly

[toxic lily]

You'll get better, I remember when getting 9 mil was the thing I talked about at the table during dinner, now I casually just hit e149

[slow grail]

You’re gonna learn with every loss don’t worry

[cedar swan]

teach me your ways

i’ve gotten better

i used to not win at all

[mental bloom]

Ow darn...

[cedar swan]

now only black deck remains

then i’ll find the comfiest deck to practice stakes on

[toxic lily]

Also, you weren't kidding when you said you were scraping by, but you unlocked my favorite deck, the ghost deck

[cedar swan]

that was my luckiest win ever

[slow grail]

can’t wait for 1.1 and gold stickering new jokers… one of these coming months

[lilac ruin]

i recommend watching vids with ppl doing commentary on their decisions, it helped me a ton

[slow grail]

If you want solid advice watch DrSpectre Balatro

[cedar swan]

i want big number.

[lilac ruin]

i recommend practicing in yellow deck to get a feel for the game since you start out with a lot of money and you dont get punished for making "bad" decisions earlier on

[toxic lily]

Tbh, I watch a lot of roffle lite, a balatro YouTuber who makes daily videos, they're a little long tho, I'm actually watching his stream rn

[lilac ruin]

for big number/naninf runs i recommend watching roffle

oh wtf ditto

[cedar swan]

okay so roffle and drspectre

[toxic lily]

Photo-chad can get a new high score, but when you get the chance, a baren-mime run is great

[lilac ruin]

drspectred, his youtube display name is balatro university

[toxic lily]

Lol

[cedar swan]

ive yet to find a good utilization for mime and i hate it

[lilac ruin]

he makes a lot of videos on gold stake so he usually doesnt lean into endless, high score runs

but he has a couple of endless runs on his channel and theyre great

[toxic lily]

I thought the same, but when I learned what it applies to, it's actually great 😃

[humble gulch]

New Minecraft music disc, best drop ever (I love Minecraft music discs)

[hearty tusk]

I love Minecraft music

C418 is this generation's Mozart🙏🙏

[cloud sinew]

blue seal, gold card, parking

[humble gulch]

Steel, fist, shoot the moon 🐑

[cloud sinew]

they said good 🐑

[humble gulch]

Shoot the moon is good :(

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[hearty tusk]

I fucking hate parking

[pale wolf]

steel is a good use for mime tho

[hearty tusk]

Not the Joker

[serene forge]

I <3 yuri

[minor aspen]

im not unlocking any achievements on steam? ive completed speedrunner, nest egg, high stakes, and flushed but havent gotten the achievements on steam. im unlocking the jokers and stuff fine in the actual game. i havent clicked "unlock all". im not using seeds. i havent used any mods on the profile i play on, ive even uninstalled every mod including handy. i have no idea what the issue is. am i missing something obvious? please help.

[light oak]

would it be smart to take the DNA for reserved maybe?

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[light oak]

for marble?

[lost spade]

which universe

[viral raft]

imo if Immolate receives a nerf of -10$ it's still one of the best spectrals

[lost spade]

if it got a -20$ nerf its still one of the best spectrals

[viral raft]

not always but yeah

[lost spade]

I'd be more strategic about it but thinning the deck is almost always good

[viral raft]

Immolate is way too overpowered

[proven gulch]

holy $32 cashout

[viral raft]

immolate it's literally a better hanged man + average hermit

[lost spade]

wtf are you playing on

[viral raft]

and thoses 2 are the best tarots in the game

[lost spade]

a better hermit too

[proven gulch]

desmos graphing calculator

[viral raft]

"literally a better"

[lost spade]

I know what that is

[viral raft]

yeah because is a straight up +20$

no matter your current econ

[lost spade]

the way you phrased that it seemed like you were talking about the hanged man not hermit

[viral raft]

oh mb

[digital pewter]

oof

[digital pewter]

when i got my first naneinf, i unlocked antimatter at the VERY LAST POSSIBLE chance i had

[viral raft]

if spectrals didn't have immolate and the seals, spectrals are easily one of the worst packs in the entire game

[digital pewter]

without burglar, i skipped like two or three whole antes and rerolled for serpent, just looking for antimatter

[viral raft]

the rest of spectrals are overall inconsistent imo

[digital pewter]

zero voucher skips it was so painful

[viral raft]

like, no, i'll not ouija on my gold stake with a already deckfixed build

[mental bloom]

Niceeeee

Goated voucher

[lost spade]

I got insane luck on my naneinf run
early antimatter
early natural negative baron
early natural negative mail in rebate
and blueprint farming from showman and invisble joker

[digital pewter]

dang

i got real lucky on my first naneinf run because it was also my first attempt at one

[lost spade]

I still had a brainstorm in the shop that I didn't need lol

oh and also a natural negative trobudaur

[serene forge]

holy shit lmfao

[lost spade]

it was a no legendary joker run too

[serene forge]

its so funny how they took 2 of some of the most powerful things you can have in this game (money and fixing) and decided it would be balanced to put them in one card

[lost spade]

this was final joker setup

[eternal flame]

saddest run ever

I bottomdecked my kings

[serene forge]

good

[lost spade]

I've had many such runs

especially on my gold stake runs

[cedar swan]

in 24 hours i managed to beat red,blue,black,yellow

[serene forge]

here win

[digital pewter]

nice

[digital pewter]

so true

[serene forge]

double here win

i love hrt

[digital pewter]

now get a hologram for triple here win

[hoary moon]

certificate

[serene forge]

oh hm

[digital pewter]

oh don't we all

[serene forge]

do i want that

maybe

[hoary moon]

yes

halal balatro

fun

[lost spade]

what is the basis of the tier list?

[hoary moon]

vibes

[eternal flame]

I was gonna gold stake like 3 jokers too 😭

[lost spade]

I see

[serene forge]

damn

i have to skip for a double tag

that's sad

actually

no i dont

[serene forge]

i have fib

lol

geez bruh

i can't believe i'm playing fl*shes

[hoary moon]

better than harampairs

flushes are lowk fun

[lost spade]

I used to be a flush enjoyer before I started try harding this game

[hoary moon]

we all play pairs when we need to

but playing big hands

is way more fun

and offers more synergies

[serene forge]

lmao

[hoary moon]

freeest win ever

free est

[light oak]

it would be smart to take, right?

[hoary moon]

kill bloodstone

slaughter it

no wait change of plans

[lost spade]

yeah

[hoary moon]

look for a ceremonial dagger

[lost spade]

pretty smart

[hoary moon]

to kill bloodstone

selling it would be to easy

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[hoary moon]

you could sell everything but baron mime and blueprint

and keep bloodstone

so you can kill it with dagger

[light oak]

I'll keep lucky cat cause it's at like 15x

[lost spade]

you can then buy money printing jokers

[lost spade]

yeah that's not going to do anything

[hoary moon]

and dagger for bloodstone

[light oak]

and no for no

[lost spade]

you need to build economy