🕹・game-discussion

[flat tiger]

its FH

[warm wedge]

istg i only did for the astronomer

[flat tiger]

FH is jsut 3oak but you need 5 cards

FH the THE worst hand

at leastflush is easy to draw

[lethal arrow]

Flush house or full house

[humble gulch]

"One of the"

[zinc zephyr]

Fineee

[humble gulch]

Full house is horrible, so flush house

[zinc zephyr]

I cannot say anything to this my most played hand type/planet type is high card

[flat tiger]

why the hell is full house just scaling like 3oak

[noble mango]

some boss just disable stuff
can be ignored by doing jokers that activate regardelss of card being played

[flat tiger]

being earth isnt gonna save it

[modest mist]

I'm trying Blue Deck out (first time)

[cosmic sun]

photochad is spiritually israel tho

[modest mist]

Anything I should grab here?

[humble gulch]

It's the easiest deck

[warm wedge]

sell trib?

[zinc zephyr]

Build of hopes and prayers

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[warm wedge]

why

just oops it

[modest mist]

Ceremonial Dagger can't be that bad, right?

[lilac moat]

Finally i got them all

[slow iris]

are all of your counterarguments "just do [thing]"

[serene forge]

dagger is good

[flat tiger]

hopes and dreams

[lethal arrow]

My hottest take is that flower pot is somewhat good

[humble gulch]

I love dagger

[warm wedge]

[thing] = extremely stoobid, yes

[cosmic sun]

Dagger is actually fine it simply isn't the best scaler

[zinc zephyr]

Just red seal hanging chad blue print it

[modest mist]

?

[flat tiger]

i love dagger a lot more then grimbo and ridebo and stuff

[zinc zephyr]

Oh my God is that Ralsei

[warm wedge]

exactly

[modest mist]

Trying to pair max here to js farm points on Nova

[zinc zephyr]

Js to aura farm

Feels the aura

[modest mist]

Do I grab constellation or no?

(If that's the name of the Joker on the right)

[cosmic sun]

Yes.

[modest mist]

What do I get rid of then?

[humble gulch]

Tarot maxxing

[cosmic sun]

Kill the straight joker

[modest mist]

Alr

What should ceremonial sacrifice then?

I'm thinking to the moon

[cosmic sun]

At that point eat riff raff and actually start saving money

[humble gulch]

Sighhh, at least it's foil

[cosmic sun]

TTM will help you

[karmic warren]

saved by rare skip

[pale wolf]

mmmmmm

[karmic warren]

wait if i beat this can i get it again

i have retcon

[modest mist]

Love to see it

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[slow iris]

yes

if you reroll

you will need a lot of money though

[dark lava]

PokerJokerLalala

[karmic warren]

do i do this?

pretty sure im screwed on the money front but could get lucky right

[humble gulch]

I'm so sorry

[modest mist]

The worst polychrome I could've gotten.

[warm wedge]

supoopeesition

[humble gulch]

Bro

[warm wedge]

i thot u hate bloodston

[humble gulch]

Yeah, but I hate more dying

[karmic warren]

lol i got it gl i dont think i have enough

[warm wedge]

get headed

[warm wedge]

😠

[pale wolf]

on one hand.. free win
on other hand.... favorite voucher....

[lament condor]

more time to scale the worst joker oat

[lilac moat]

2 runs later

[lament condor]

good god

[humble gulch]

On one hand I can sticker Perkeo and be able to get all legendaries again, on the other I have 20 dollars and deck fixing

[warm wedge]

ooh soul

nah i say wraith

[humble gulch]

I need to sticker Perkeo

[warm wedge]

huhhhhhok

[modest snow]

of you perkeo here I think you might just die

idk what else you have but just those jokers on ante 4 isn't looking too good

imo

[warm wedge]

imean to gold steak

[humble gulch]

I'm actually winning with those three jokers

Zany isn't doing nothing

[slow iris]

perkeo with death already seems good

[humble gulch]

I chose to dupe mercury

[slow iris]

that's also fair

[viral raft]

What is this slop

[humble gulch]

Now it's pretty good

[pale wolf]

i didnt take the petroglyph even tho i wanted to

[pale wolf]

petroglyph 🤤

[humble gulch]

Nope

[crimson citrus]

[vale shale]

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[humble gulch]

Now I want a death and copy this

[vale shale]

Pedro the glyph

[humble gulch]

Lmao

[vale shale]

Once you get a death that ace is always bottomdecked

And you'd have to hold 12 deaths befre youactually the ace

[pale wolf]

the glyph wouldn't have been worth it, no negatives for stickering

[pale wolf]

i had 16 purple seals

[humble gulch]

Fuck

I hope there's a fool near

[trail pier]

rental eternal gang

[humble gulch]

Nevermind

[pale wolf]

nice

[humble gulch]

BRO

[trail pier]

btw i hit brainstorm on an invis and then hit it on ankh immediately after

[pale wolf]

did you ask permission

[trail pier]

of course

[signal forge]

bro, how am I this bad at the game?

[patent sail]

okay

[humble gulch]

Bro

Where's that mime

Lmao

Blueprint carried

USIWIWOWOSDIDIIEWOWS THE STICKER, I'M STUPID

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[brittle ocean]

Did anyone end up responding yet

[warm wedge]

black

[modest mist]

Any ideas on what I replace Mad Joker with?

[ebon condor]

on ante 7?

uhhh

[modest mist]

This is what Im dealing with btw

-# might be cooked

[ebon condor]

neither option seems like its going to provide much long term benefit but if you dont need the mult from mad at all you can get parking ig, or if you think bus will scale higher by the end you can take that

but if you need mad for scoring atm dont swap

[primal heath]

Show your deck

[warm wedge]

js like skip bb

[modest mist]

Current Loadout and Deck

[ebon condor]

oo you might just be cooked im ngl

if youre not scoring enough currently

[primal heath]

What hand are you playing now?

[modest mist]

idk why the img was so small the first time

[primal heath]

If you can't survive this blind, you should use the planets for constellation

[warm wedge]

pilly quit

[modest mist]

We win this

[primal heath]

71k with two hands is pretty good

[ebon condor]

no yeah youre fine

as long as its not a bad boss youll be fine

[modest mist]

Well

[primal heath]

If you can average 30k per hand, you'll be fine, unless its violet

[modest mist]

It's Crimson Heart

[ebon condor]

though i question why you have burned all of your money

[modest mist]

😭

Does it matter?

The Crimson Heart is going to dismantle my entire run anyways

[ebon condor]

you might be fine?

what are your hand levels looking like?

and whats const at

[modest mist]

1.8x

[primal heath]

Which hand type are you playing? You could sell clever joker and mad joker for uncommons

[modest mist]

Which is why I have it to the right of Baseball Card

[ebon condor]

that shouldnt matter i dont think?

but whatever

[modest mist]

Two Pair

[brittle ocean]

Baseball card location doesn’t matter

[modest mist]

Idk what the term is. 2oak?

[ebon condor]

2pair is fine

[brittle ocean]

2p

2oak is technically pair

[ebon condor]

so i think replacing one of clever or mad with space would be fine

[modest mist]

Which one tho

[primal heath]

mad propably

[ebon condor]

if fib is getting good value prolly mad

[primal heath]

2pair can give 32mult before joker activations

[ebon condor]

and space can generate chips in the meantime

[modest mist]

Alr

Rip Mad

[ebon condor]

and if space gets debuffed by heart i BELIEVE baseball still works

[primal heath]

we all know space joker isn't gonna trigger once 😭

[ebon condor]

if anyone wants to correct me on that go ahead

so that would give you basically a free hand

[brittle ocean]

Ik it works on debuffed perishables. I’d think it’s the same with crimson heart?

Shouldn’t matter if you’re able to get 70k in two hands

[ebon condor]

well most of the jokers seem to be supplying solid value

so unlucky heart hits may be bad

[brittle ocean]

Yeah

[modest mist]

Current Shop rn

[modest mist]

It actually did

Two Pair is at level 7

[primal heath]

damn

[brittle ocean]

Just pop every planet you can find and you’re chilling

[primal heath]

^

[slow iris]

insane

[brittle ocean]

Or gamble with heiro 👀

(I wouldn’t)

[ebon condor]

heiro seems like probably a bad idea

[primal heath]

You could open arcanas for money or planets

[ebon condor]

id say just do the big blind and then splurge but it doesnt matter too much

[humble gulch]

Shut up 🐊

[slow iris]

perkeo sticker when

[brittle ocean]

I think heiro isn’t too bad cause you have another ante to scale constellation and level up 2p and find another uncommon. That being said I think you’ve got a high chance of beating the boss already

No need to risk a violet vessel

[ebon condor]

and vessel would be quite bad

[brittle ocean]

And 70k in 4 hands isn’t that much better than 100k in 5 hands

[modest mist]

From one hand btw

[ebon condor]

ok ok nice youre looking solid

[brittle ocean]

$35 👀

[humble gulch]

Once I get Perkeo again

[ebon condor]

wait yeah whered you get that money from?

[brittle ocean]

Two money tarots?

[primal heath]

the arcanas were good?

[modest mist]

Yep!

Managed to get Emperor twice

Which led to a couple hermits, one from the emperor and one from the arcana pack

And I'm chilling

[ebon condor]

daaaang

ok you should be so good here

[modest mist]

Even better :3

[ebon condor]

if you get an uncommon you can replace clever and buy planets for sure but i think youve got the win in the bag

[modest mist]

Two Pair buff AND Constellation fuel?

[ebon condor]

is this your first? second? third? win

well maybe i shouldnt speak so soon

but ik you didnt have one 1 or two days ago

[modest mist]

If everything goes right, this'll be my second win

[ebon condor]

niiice

i think you got this

[modest mist]

Now, do I kill off Space and let Judgement do its thing?

[brittle ocean]

Space is a 1.5x so no

[modest mist]

Wrong photo mb

[patent sail]

oh okay

[ebon condor]

id say no, clever is giving more value than what the judgement is likely to give

[modest mist]

Oh yeah ur right

[brittle ocean]

If you’re fine with savescumming you can see what judgement gives and exit to main menu and come back if you don’t like it

[modest mist]

Nah

Unless I'm hunting Shiny Pokemon, I don't save scum

[ebon condor]

ive never savescummed before im ngl

[brittle ocean]

I save scum very liberally lol

Or rather when it doesn’t just feel like a waste of time

[modest mist]

NOO, CRIMSON

😭

[patent sail]

youll be fine vro

[ebon condor]

its not like you have a two pair to play regardless

[modest mist]

Ik

[brittle ocean]

2-6 straight to discard might accidentally win lowkey

[patent sail]

13k off thats like nothing

some garbage might score

[brittle ocean]

Oh wait nvm straight is lvl1

[ebon condor]

no it shouldnt be

[patent sail]

3 hands people

we are fine

[ebon condor]

they were holding a saturn earlier

[brittle ocean]

Oh

[modest mist]

Whoever said straight was the move

Ty

[brittle ocean]

Lmao

[ebon condor]

eyyyy ggs

[patent sail]

told you youre fine

[ebon condor]

fire

[modest mist]

Onto yellow deck now

I'm starting to understand this game a lot more now

[brittle ocean]

Woulda been crazy if crimson hopped back and worth between baseball and constellation

[patent sail]

he likes to do that typa bs

[modest mist]

At least the basics of learning how to build Joker hands that synergize well with each other

[brittle ocean]

And somehow manages to always avoid my bean 😔

[ebon condor]

for sure

i think once you begin to get familiar with the kinds of decisions you gotta make, things become a lot easier

[brittle ocean]

Might we introduce you to pair builds?

[modest mist]

Sure

I js stumbled upon a sub-obtimal two pair build by accident (if that was even a good one)

[patent sail]

2pair was practically that but less spammable

[brittle ocean]

Yeah

Basically just having jokers that can score high on their own, and you spam easy to play hands

Such as pair or high card

[brittle ocean]

Like a chips joker, a +mult joker, and a xmult joker

[patent sail]

makes verdant leaf worthless

[modest mist]

Found my first secret!

[brittle ocean]

If you find a scaling joker like ride the bus, green joker, or supernova early on, you use as many hands during each round as you can to scale the joker

Cause it’s like using $1 for an extra +1 mult

[modest mist]

How hard is a High Card only run?

[patent sail]

not at all if you found jonklers that support it

[brittle ocean]

^

[ebon condor]

in fact , that kinda thing is usually considered to make things very very easy

[modest mist]

High Card Challenge on Yellow Deck

[patent sail]

high card can also be 4 cards becayse square joker

god i love square joker

[modest mist]

I used it in early antes of the Two Pair Blue Deck run I was doing

[brittle ocean]

If you’re talking about a run specifically playing ONLY high card and nothing else, that can be pretty hard

[patent sail]

why would you ever get out of him

[brittle ocean]

You’d need a charm tag skip (tarot pack) and find a judgement that gives the right joker

[patent sail]

you start playing hc when you got them jonklers

[brittle ocean]

No matter what build you use, the first few rounds are usually straights, flushes, and full houses

[brittle ocean]

That’s a lotta vouchers

[patent sail]

buffoon pack

[brittle ocean]

How did you end up there lol

[modest mist]

Took down whatever boss disabled previously used cards in the ante

[patent sail]

i assume its double tag and then vpucher tag

[patent sail]

round 1

[modest mist]

And the two blinds i skipped gave me voucher tags

[patent sail]

buffoon pack

[brittle ocean]

^

[modest mist]

Well

[patent sail]

GOD NO

[brittle ocean]

Scary face

[modest mist]

I think I know my pick

[cosmic sun]

no

[modest mist]

Why is Baron(?) shop 1 bad?

[brittle ocean]

Bro I’ve never seen a shop so beautiful

[brittle ocean]

Baron early is bad

[patent sail]

takes a while to set him up

[brittle ocean]

Cause you don’t have enough kings to get him to work

[patent sail]

also 1.5x on level 1 hc is NOTHING

[modest mist]

So Scary face it is

[brittle ocean]

Generally baron isn’t considered very good (it’s actually considered pretty bad) for beating ante 8

[cosmic sun]

The one for Queens is better

[patent sail]

absolutely

i love stm

[brittle ocean]

Despite being basically the backbone of deep endless runs

[modest mist]

Now what?

[patent sail]

endless doesnt exist

[heavy heron]

it’s actually crazy how far scholar steel can carry

[patent sail]

either sly or just go next

[brittle ocean]

Agree to disagree

But anyway

[patent sail]

i personally would take sly just fo be safe but thats paranoid me

[brittle ocean]

I think scary face should be enough

[patent sail]

ANTE 1 SQUAREEEEEE

[brittle ocean]

Assuming you can draw a full house with some face cards

[patent sail]

yeah thats ehat im saying

im just that paranoid

[brittle ocean]

Shouldn’t be too bad with 3 discards and 4 hands

Btw for future reference, skipping both ante 1 blinds is generally a bad idea

Especially on yellow deck

[patent sail]

you can do anything on white lowk

[brittle ocean]

You miss out on interest and the ability to see two shops

[patent sail]

skipping is bad in general

[brittle ocean]

Yeah

[modest mist]

I did it just because of the blind boss

I'm not trying to have my stuff disabled so early

[brittle ocean]

Seeing a shop means you can pick up a +mult joker that carries you through the next few rounds, including the boss that debuffs previously played cards

[patent sail]

if you got a decent jonkler he wouldnt do shit

[brittle ocean]

Debuffed cards don’t mean you can’t play them

[patent sail]

which you could have

[brittle ocean]

They just don’t give you +chips when scored

[patent sail]

and whatever other ability you have but it doesnt matter that early

[brittle ocean]

Or trigger any card enhancements but you don’t have those in ante 1

[modest mist]

See, the other thing you have to understand is I am basically a toddler when it comes to the understanding of this game.

[brittle ocean]

Yeah that’s fine

[patent sail]

grrrrr psychic cant scale my square

[modest mist]

Maybe most of it is common sense, but for me, I'm in my infancy

[brittle ocean]

Just letting you know so you understand better

[brittle ocean]

Believe me, I loved the skip button too when I started out

[patent sail]

youre learning which is goog

[brittle ocean]

And my friend that introduced me to the game was like don’t do that shit 😂

[modest mist]

You know, I actually did skip on purpose one run

[patent sail]

i was doing some absolute BULLSHIT before i watched some Balatro University

[modest mist]

I was doing a boss rush on red deck/red stake

[patent sail]

flint be evil

[modest mist]

And I had ALMOST won

[brittle ocean]

I think nowadays I only skip for investment tag in ante 1 sb or voucher tag in endless

Or if I have such a strong build already that I know I’m beating ante 8 boss I just skip to the end to save time

[patent sail]

i honestly skip a lot more than id like to admit (ante 2 top-up/buffoon tag when i got straight garbage ante 1, every negative tag i see because im a moron)

[brittle ocean]

And some very niche scenarios, such as if you’re using ancient joker and there’s a suit debuff boss and you want to make sure the ancient joker doesn’t pick that suit after playing big blind

[modest mist]

Noted.

[patent sail]

i think the first scenario is valid when you dont wanna restart ante 2 but i think it will never be something that happens on white stake

[modest mist]

I'm noticing the Spades are essentially the Ravenclaws of the server

Smart, logical, have a deep understanding of things.

[patent sail]

i prefer hearts but i like the stupid clubs' color

[brittle ocean]

I like the color blue

[patent sail]

clubs as a suit suck ASS

[patent sail]

(to me, they dont objectively)

[brittle ocean]

And I like arrowhead more than onyx, bloodstone, and rough gem

(The uncommon suit jokers)

[patent sail]

arrowhead my beloved

bloodstone is

funny to put it lightly

[modest mist]

Hey, Discord finally added this emoji

[patent sail]

negative joker stencil,,,,

[knotty zodiac]

which do you like more, onyx or rough gem?

(i assume bloodstone is dead last xD)

[patent sail]

AND SOUL

game what the fuck

[knotty zodiac]

drumroll..

[patent sail]

its the worst one

[brittle ocean]

I think I use rough gem more just cause of early Econ then it’s straight out the window

[knotty zodiac]

onlytrib.com

[patent sail]

john mid

guess we playing photochad but better now

[brittle ocean]

I used to use onyx more when I did more flush builds

Then I discovered the beautiful world of pairs

[brittle ocean]

Ngl I think bloodstone is a bit underrated

[patent sail]

it actually just spawned in a stickerless chad game what are you doing

[brittle ocean]

Yes it’s inconsistent but I think people overestimate how often binomial distributions roll super low

Even without oops all sixes

[patent sail]

im gonna have my ass beaten by ante 7 plant i just know it

404k ante 4 yup plant is coming

[brittle ocean]

Presumably bloodstone is used with retriggers like hack or red seal, so having a larger number of triggers lowers the chance of having a small proportion of triggers

[knotty zodiac]

well, 3% every round is a 53% chance of missing over the course of a a8 run

ig if you can play multiple hands it helps

[brittle ocean]

Yeah

[knotty zodiac]

but ya with retriggers it tends to even out

[brittle ocean]

I think most of the times I used bloodstone were on checkered deck

Or I just managed to get a lot of hearts

So usually at least two chances per round

[knotty zodiac]

yep on checkered it's pretty solid if not greeding too much

[brittle ocean]

That and I had glass in the deck as a backup

[patent sail]

i MIGHT get destroyed by hook rn

[brittle ocean]

Hack with a 2 of hearts = free round win

[patent sail]

yup

im done

nevermind

game just mercifully drawn me a full house of queens and kings

[knotty zodiac]

ah flushes. when you have 3 xmult jokers and still feels like the run was close

[brittle ocean]

“Run was close” but has an unused acrobat

[patent sail]

misprint carry

[knotty zodiac]

ya it wasnt close at the end. but scaling up yorick and before yorick was dark times

[patent sail]

ante 7 mark how done are we

[knotty zodiac]

sort by suit should get u out of trouble if you one or two shot

[patent sail]

tbf i can just turn all my 3 jacks into queens and it will explode no matter what

[vale shale]

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[patent sail]

ghost

[vale shale]

Caspel the friendly Ghost

It's actually Casper but yeah

[patent sail]

found splash i think that saves me

[knotty zodiac]

so long as youre not too planet dependent

[patent sail]

its at least gonna be 3oak queens because i printed a ton of them, ill pass

its all steels but im playing them 🥹

THREE stickerless jokers are now gold

FOUR even

Misprint, Stencil, Showman and Cola

thank you trib for being photochad but better i guess

[humble gulch]

I cast spell "friendly ghoul"?

[heavy heron]

ASHY

ITS LIKE 7 AM FOR YOU

[patent sail]

8:34

[heavy heron]

damn that’s early

[heavy heron]

goodnight..

🫡

[patent sail]

4 and a half hours of sleep

[patent sail]

WDYM GOODNIGHT

[heavy heron]

that doesn’t seem like a lot

[heavy heron]

i’ll go get my 9

or more

[patent sail]

$1 per 9 in full deck

[humble gulch]

Imagine sleeping less than 11 hours

[heavy heron]

cloud…..9……

[patent sail]

imagine sleeping

[humble gulch]

Imagine

[patent sail]

dragons

[humble gulch]

Thundah' 🗣️

[patent sail]

you know when that song came out i thought it was Panda

[humble gulch]

Imagine if it was a Dragon

[patent sail]

inbelieveable

uncomprehencible even

[humble gulch]

I'd say I'm a believer

[patent sail]

say that again,,,,,,,

[humble gulch]

That again

[patent sail]

where are the trailing commas

you didnt eat them did you

[humble gulch]

They're inside my bones

(Forced joke)

[patent sail]

im gonna horse on you

[humble gulch]

Why

[patent sail]

🐎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[humble gulch]

🐊

[patent sail]

horse burning in hell for comedic effect

[humble gulch]

I'll take the beach

[patent sail]

was tired of holding my horses

[patent sail]

get pouch emojied

for no reason in particular

[humble gulch]

You're my enemy now

I'll stop doing Imagine Dragons jokes

[patent sail]

get horse pro max limited flavor edition emojied

[humble gulch]

Jokes on you, I'm a Sucker for Pain

[humble gulch]

🐐

Get sheeped

[patent sail]

baah

[patent sail]

i need to craft a bed.....

[humble gulch]

Fixed

[patent sail]

mmm goat horns

[humble gulch]

But you need it to ram and crash with a solid block

[patent sail]

i have showman gold stickered but onyx agate still completely stickerless

bloodstone with white sticker that it deserves

[patent sail]

🪨

[humble gulch]

I actually want to collect every horn

Yummy goat cheese

[patent sail]

that collection is gonna be very [adjective formed from horn because i dont wanna say the actual word]

[humble gulch]

Hooray :3

[patent sail]

minecraf shoukd have cheese,,,,,,

[humble gulch]

Real

[patent sail]

and fried egg

[humble gulch]

But there's no oil

[patent sail]

why isnt fried egg a thing you can make

[patent sail]

sshhh

dont say that word around here

[humble gulch]

What...

[patent sail]

americans are listening

[humble gulch]

Not that oil

Cooking oil

[vale shale]

I forgor to ss othrr picture but yeah this was too easy

[patent sail]

i know

[humble gulch]

Yummy, seed oils

[patent sail]

let me make my dumb jokes

[patent sail]

we gotta give you free ones every once in a while

[vale shale]

Like a break yeah

[humble gulch]

You should be able to crush guns to obtain gunpowder

[patent sail]

you should be able to crush rocks to obtain crushed rocks

not that they would do anything

but you should

[humble gulch]

I were gonna say cement but there's already concrete

[brittle ocean]

Wait till you learn how baby powder is made

[patent sail]

yeah thats quite concrete evidence that this isnt a good idea

[knotty zodiac]

hello we are here to bring freedom 🦅

[humble gulch]

You don't wanna know how baby showers are made

[patent sail]

theres actually 151 jokers in balatro

to see the 151st turn off your screen and look closely at it

[tacit stream]

*turn off your screen (optional)

[patent sail]

is yours that reflective

[humble gulch]

152 joker idea: tells you that the joker 151 is the one that you see when you turn off your screen and look closely at it

[patent sail]

thats just jimbo on the loss screen

loss screen jimbo should have a line

| | |
|I |_

[humble gulch]

You pushed the domino in the wrong way

[patent sail]

i dont car

[humble gulch]

Bwaa

[patent sail]

why did it save as a video

oh well

[humble gulch]

Me seeing how all the houses are decorated for Christmas when there are still twelve months left

[patent sail]

are those houses full

[humble gulch]

Ew

[patent sail]

:3c

just had a FULL HOUSES run with TRIBOULET

run away in fear please

[humble gulch]

I will insult you

[humble gulch]

Scallywag

[patent sail]

i will report it to police.com

[knotty zodiac]

police.gov.world

[humble gulch]

I will report it with Steam

[knotty zodiac]

time for review bomb 💣

[patent sail]

💨

[solid bronze]

ankh was not the play

[patent sail]

thats why you dont wear two pants at once

[solid bronze]

it was cold outside, my pants had to wear pants

[knotty zodiac]

it's mult and xmult! straight to a8, no shopping needed

[humble gulch]

Three boots on the other hand

[solid bronze]

always keep a spare one in the pocket

[knotty zodiac]

perfect for the ones with three feet

[flat tiger]

3 bootbo and satbo

funny build

[solid bronze]

now someone gotta do ultimate spongebob build

square, pants and boots

[flat tiger]

squarbo pantbo and bootbo

[patent sail]

its for astronomer

he has 3 legs because he is an alien

[solid bronze]

he's an shapeshifter imo

[patent sail]

but what if outside pants get cold

[humble gulch]

Real

[knotty zodiac]

ankh

[solid bronze]

then i gotta wear another pants

[flat tiger]

not enough boots

[patent sail]

new joker idea

frozen joker

takes away 1 level on the first discarded hand because fuck you 🔥

[knotty zodiac]

+$6 at the end of the round

[humble gulch]

Pocket arm that benefits you from taking levels away

[patent sail]

to be honest this could be okay if that level then got sent to the most played hand

[solid bronze]

level 2 highcard 🔥

[humble gulch]

+20 chips per level consumed

🐑

[solid bronze]

that time i hallucinated a tarot card

[patent sail]

i guess that also works

[solid bronze]

since we got pants
when are we getting shorts

[patent sail]

i shall count my stickers now

[flat tiger]

any played hand add 1 lv to most played hand, any high card or pair set most played hand to lv1

[patent sail]

we already got them on youtube

we dont need them in balatro

[humble gulch]

It looks like a D tier uncommon

[solid bronze]

i used roffle to verify my age on one platform

[patent sail]

only good thing that ever came out of roffle

[solid bronze]

type thing

[patent sail]

thing

[humble gulch]

I'm hungry but it's 12 am

[patent sail]

🐎: gulp

[humble gulch]

I've already eaten a horse, don't worry

[patent sail]

🐎: oh thank god

🐎: wait what

[errant brook]

Going for mobile naneinf now. REALLY hope I do it this run as my god do I NEVER want to try for this on mobile again

[patent sail]

my phone started having 10 fps on e25 idol dusk run 🐎🔥🔥🔥

thats why i play on pc now

and get nowhere near e25

[humble gulch]

My tablet only had issues once I hit 200 plutos

[patent sail]

well my phone is 8 years old

sp like

[errant brook]

I'm on ante 20

With a major first world problem that's kind of messing me up

I found a nat negative Invis Joker and have not sent it yet

It's currently 28/2

[humble gulch]

Well, I'm 3 years old, take that

[patent sail]

88 stickers rn wow

i thought i had more

least stickered page is 8/10

[errant brook]

I don't think showman exists in this seed

And I'm gonna lose all my money trying to find it

I haven't found Retcon yet

[patent sail]

he only appears when you dont need him

[errant brook]

FOUND HIM

[lime remnant]

and he also appears 10 more time when you grab him

[errant brook]

Question is do I move onto the next ante or dig at $15

[karmic warren]

can i do naneinf with double tags and juggle tag?

im looking for voucher tag but it wont appear

[humble gulch]

Jackpot

[errant brook]

probably not

[lime remnant]

you can but i dont believe thats enough

[humble gulch]

No

[errant brook]

I did the math once, you need an absurd amount of juggle tags to get past ante 32 so

that's even more

[humble gulch]

You need like, two more blueprints

[lime remnant]

you could pair juggle with snake

[karmic warren]

ok so voucher tags

[lime remnant]

but he doesnt have enough copier

[karmic warren]

yea no ecto no voucher skip

[patent sail]

blueprint from wraith

[humble gulch]

He only needs like 8 juggler tags with 4 copying effects

Probably 9

[karmic warren]

so should i swap dna for showman idk what to do really

im spinning not knowing what to look for

[lime remnant]

prolly yeah

can you survive without dna

oh wait but like you havent copy enough card

[patent sail]

i used ecto on a juggler

[humble gulch]

I think you kind of messed up since you don't have gold cards to get money

[karmic warren]

ive been swapping dna and golden ticket

when i see a double tag

[humble gulch]

Copy the gold cards

[errant brook]

Can you naneinf on ante 23

[humble gulch]

Maybe

[errant brook]

my ante 23 is nat the serpent and I don't have Director's Cut yet

[karmic warren]

if i dont get directors cut from this im done

xd

[patent sail]

gaming!

[carmine hollow]

Should I?

Or I'm fine

Maybe replacing bloodstone

[errant brook]

save scum

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[errant brook]

no one needs to know

[carmine hollow]

Huh?

[patent sail]

fuck bloodstone

[minor portal]

but then, the goad

[carmine hollow]

Why's that

[errant brook]

Sell Bloodstone, take Soul, and before it goes back to your shop, exit if it's something bad

[minor portal]

bloodstone is just evil aj

[humble gulch]

Any legendary is good

Even Canio

[carmine hollow]

It's Yorick

[knotty zodiac]

even trib?!

[patent sail]

unreliable

[carmine hollow]

What do i even do with this fella

[patent sail]

FREE

[humble gulch]

He's playing photochad, come on

[carmine hollow]

Missprint on steroids

[carmine hollow]

I have not enough discards

[knotty zodiac]

ya lean in ig

[patent sail]

misprint is better ante 8 runs

[humble gulch]

And where's the problem

[errant brook]

I just realized I'm an idiot, this naneinf 100% can't happen cuz I only have 3 copy jokers. Forget the hands, I needed the score -_-

[humble gulch]

Just discard

[minor portal]

Three discards btw

[carmine hollow]

Oh wait not per discard but per card discarded

[errant brook]

but I didn't think I had a chance on ante 24

[carmine hollow]

Okay it's actually fire

[patent sail]

god damn

balatro players vs reading

[glossy forge]

Invis Ankh is so funny 😭

[fallow shadow]

$10 aint bad

[humble gulch]

Real

Trib is a +20 mult from dagger

Pretty broken

[patent sail]

unfortunately i had to win a run with him for free 4 stickers

[stone shell]

riff raff is trolling (it spawned rebate and delayed grat)

[errant brook]

ANTE 24 IS RETCON

I SCREWED UP LOL

[patent sail]

ok bro

no credit card in the standard pack

[humble gulch]

Why are we beating the small blind in 3 hands

[carmine hollow]

Uhh idunno yorick kinda weak i think bloodstone is better

[patent sail]

stupid

[humble gulch]

Nope

[patent sail]

at me HQ we play stupid games and win stupid prizes

[humble gulch]

Yorick it's incredible with 2 discards

Because gold stake

And you have 3

[knotty zodiac]

yorick #1

[humble gulch]

Yorick it's the best legendary for a reason

[unreal topaz]

bloodstone will betray you

even with 2 chads

[errant brook]

Guys I have 1 re-roll left, if this lands on The Serpent I get naneinf. If it doesn't...I think I don't?

K I lose lol

[unreal topaz]

hand size also helps there

to discard more safely

[errant brook]

If I didn't waste my money on the natural serpent on ante 23 I would have had it

[carmine berry]

actually ragebait rn

[patent sail]

rental perishable blueprint is wild

[humble gulch]

You can't get normal boss blinds on finisher blinds

[errant brook]

It's ante 25

[humble gulch]

Ah

[errant brook]

I found retcon on ante 24 and had enough to live it due to nat neg invis joker

But I didn't have retcon so I figured going for it on ante 23 was my best shot (in hindsight was a really stupid idea)

[carmine berry]

yes I had a sock full face cards blueprinted bloodstone and IT ONLY TRIGGERED TWICE

like the odds is astronomically low

[carmine hollow]

Antiplant

[humble gulch]

You're on ante 8 tho

[patent sail]

free white sticker

[thorn kraken]

im confident the game hates me, im at ante 5 with this load out still 0 chariot cards

YES

FINALLY A CHARIOT

IM COOKING

[humble gulch]

I'm so hungry I could milk a mooshroom

[carmine hollow]

Wait 2 hanging chands means i should use glass cards

Actually yeah

[thorn kraken]

it also means they will have like 6 chances to break

[humble gulch]

That's not how glass works

[carmine hollow]

Does it work like that?

[graceful schooner]

Get gold kings

[thorn kraken]

pretty sure it does, or im just the unluckies person alive?

[unreal topaz]

nope

[graceful schooner]

And them retrigger mime

[thorn kraken]

steel kings are better here

[humble gulch]

Nope

[graceful schooner]

Both

[carmine hollow]

I pretty sure glass card random is based on grid of values

[graceful schooner]

Gold will get u so much money

[thorn kraken]

okay well I had like 6 retriggered glass cards break in a row

[unreal topaz]

glass is a 1 in 4 no matter how many triggers happen

[humble gulch]

Glass chance of breaking only triggers one time once scored

[carmine hollow]

Pwak

Peak

[thorn kraken]

I was hoping that hand would have been better

[unreal topaz]

i've had similar stuff happen, but thats just bc when i play enough full glass hands it will happen eventually

its just unlucky

[graceful schooner]

That's plenty

[unreal topaz]

its ante 6, you can afford to be patient

[graceful schooner]

How many kings

[unreal topaz]

like baron has a hiiigh ceiling but it takes a ton of time and money to reach it

so use your time to make more money

[thorn kraken]

Ive got all the best jokers and got mega unlucky with deck contrusction

[carmine hollow]

Oh i definitely needed square jimbus

[thorn kraken]

6 kings

[unreal topaz]

you just need a copyable econ joker

mime is one already tbf

[graceful schooner]

Or gold kings

[thorn kraken]

ive got golden joker

he gives me $4

[graceful schooner]

Thsn u ll find a mix of gold and steal that will get u through

[unreal topaz]

im talking about smth like rebate or parking

faceless

[thorn kraken]

and I get like $20 per temperest

[unreal topaz]

golden ticket

etc

[graceful schooner]

1 gold card is 9$ with mime bp

[unreal topaz]

yeah

you need more money

[thorn kraken]

plus im on green

i make money as is

[unreal topaz]

beginners don't really have a sense of how much money it actually takes to deckfix for smth like baron or idol

[unreal topaz]

green is negative money when each gold card is $9

[humble gulch]

Naneinf attempt on green deck ❤️‍🩹

[thorn kraken]

this has to hit

[unreal topaz]

bc its better to throw away hands for a chance at gold cards

so you just lose the interest and still burn hands

[thorn kraken]

it was only 170k

[graceful schooner]

Why only

[unreal topaz]

okay? you're getting by

[thorn kraken]

my last hand was 400k

[unreal topaz]

the issue is money

not score at all

be patient

[thorn kraken]

Ive got $30

[unreal topaz]

exactly

[thorn kraken]

im not struggling for money

[unreal topaz]

for having blueprint and mime

thats so little

[thorn kraken]

im struggling for rng

[naive frigate]

Oh hell

[carmine hollow]

I wonder how much it would score

[thorn kraken]

ive only found 1 chariot and havent gotten a chance at any gold kings either

[unreal topaz]

what that means is you're struggling to manage money

[carmine hollow]

Stencil

[naive frigate]

STENCIL OF COURSE

[carmine hollow]

It

[thorn kraken]

THE PACKS DONT GIVE ME WHAT I NEED

[unreal topaz]

im talking about reroll money

[naive frigate]

Least amount of stencil value:

[humble gulch]

99% of the things you need you find them in the shop by rerolling a loooot

That's why you need money

Like, a ton

[unreal topaz]

for endless builds you need to grow your money engine exponentially

it does grow exponentially with deckfixing, so you just have to get that going

[humble gulch]

RNG it's not important if you have the money to find whatever you need

[thorn kraken]

Rng isnt important untill rng doesnt give you an econ joker

[unreal topaz]

green deck kinda sucks for the purpose of starting it, but it wont matter once you have more gold cards

[thorn kraken]

im already at ante 7 I dont even have time for econ anymore

[knotty zodiac]

green deck sucks x)

[graceful schooner]

If u want a highscore u have time

U gonna win easily 8th

[unreal topaz]

yeah, its only white stake

[thorn kraken]

its gonna be a while if I wanna beat my highscore

[carmine hollow]

Luchador saves the day

[graceful schooner]

I'd say u can prolly get to e15 if u play thqt run very

[thorn kraken]

15?

[unreal topaz]

and the baron+mime+blueprint buys you a lot of time

[thorn kraken]

I havent hit above 1 million

I doubt im breaking 11

[hoary moon]

1 million is e6

[graceful schooner]

Probably

[hoary moon]

e15 is 1 quadrillion

[unreal topaz]

yeah, only bc your econ hasnt started to snowball yet

[graceful schooner]

Or e11

[unreal topaz]

once it does you can reroll for more tarot cards

for more econ

for more tarots

[naive frigate]

Yo i got a mime should i go for baronmime

[hoary moon]

go on plasma deck white steak

[patent sail]

why

[graceful schooner]

Fk plasma

[thorn kraken]

im cooked

[patent sail]

he got Aura peak mod 🥹

[unreal topaz]

mime is already very good with gold cards, blue seals and steel cards so just lean into the mime

[hoary moon]

its the best for high score

[unreal topaz]

if a baron happens it happens

[graceful schooner]

Why

[naive frigate]

Nothing else you want to point out big dawg 😭

[thorn kraken]

plasma is kinda boring because chip stacking is nothing burger gameplay

[patent sail]

its flash card 😭

[thorn kraken]

level 1 highcard no discards being my best hand

[hoary moon]

mult stacking is the key

[unreal topaz]

?? that's ideal, you drew your gold cards and 5 kings

idk how you only have level 1 high card tho

thats suprising

[thorn kraken]

WHO LEVELS UP HIGH CARD?

[unreal topaz]

my bad

[hoary moon]

plasma basically squares your score

more or less

[patent sail]

uhhhhhhhh

twin

[thorn kraken]

its like barely an upgrade until high levels

that +1 mult on upgrade isnt saving anything

[graceful schooner]

Those who play baron

[unreal topaz]

yeah, and to make mult matter more than chips you need like over 10x mult

[graceful schooner]

If u lvl one time its 2x

What u scored before

[hoary moon]

we talking endless

[unreal topaz]

usually if i'm able to go mult its tarot card sources of mult

[thorn kraken]

okay well mb I just scored 2 million off that hand

[unreal topaz]

ah

[graceful schooner]

If u level 9 times it's 5x

[thorn kraken]

mb mb

[hoary moon]

in endless its mult^2/4

so its good

[unreal topaz]

shocking

[graceful schooner]

Yea

[unreal topaz]

level up your high card a couple times

it's gonna like triple the score at least

[hoary moon]

levelling highcard is essential

[unreal topaz]

if you have baron+mime you want to hold as many cards in hand as possible

[hoary moon]

just to level 10 gives you x10

[unreal topaz]

so high card is easily the best option for that

[hoary moon]

if u wanna survive

its probably a good idea

[thorn kraken]

this deck really isnt good tho

I wish I had more kings

[hoary moon]

get hanged men and look for immolates

[unreal topaz]

true, not the best, 2 gold cards is at least something

[graceful schooner]

Or less other cards

[thorn kraken]

I was doing that for the last 8 antes

[unreal topaz]

oh you skipped too much

ante 8 round 15

that explains it

[hoary moon]

dont skip on endless runs

[thorn kraken]

well I didnt want to pass up 2 negative jokers

[hoary moon]

look for a tarot gen or trading card

[unreal topaz]

you should have passed on them

[thorn kraken]

then they were both trash

[hoary moon]

odd todd carrying

[knotty zodiac]

shops are usually better than skips

[graceful schooner]

Felt u

[unreal topaz]

with level 1 high card he is meaningful

tbf

but still

[hoary moon]

nah its plasma

[thorn kraken]

and now I get to lock in and sell this crafty joker

[unreal topaz]

it was green deck?

[thorn kraken]

blue joker on plasma go crazy

[unreal topaz]

yeah its green deck

not plasma

[hoary moon]

ohhh fuck

yeah odd todd carrying

[carmine hollow]

That was fun

[thorn kraken]

Ive only got a bit above 120 hours so im still not that good ngl

[unreal topaz]

this doesnt explain all the skips

[hoary moon]

odd todd basically a 3x mult lol

[unreal topaz]

like

[carmine hollow]

I unlocked ton of shi

[unreal topaz]

ante 8 should be like round 22 or 23

[carmine hollow]

Bi bro

[thorn kraken]

skip when they offer lots of money

[hoary moon]

play pairs

[thorn kraken]

2 pair goated hand

[carmine hollow]

Can someone explain me why xchips would be broken

[hoary moon]

in this baron mime you should be playing pairs since u got insufficient deck fixing

[thorn kraken]

normally im trying to beat orange stake with checkered deck but im taking a break

[unreal topaz]

generally investment tag ante 1 is fair, ante 2 is situational, ante 3 its worse than just playing a round

[graceful schooner]

Cuz chips are more than mult

[hoary moon]

xchips alone would add nothing to the game since theyre just xmult

[unreal topaz]

economy tag is a similar deal

[patent sail]

negative rental golden joker 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[thorn kraken]

because everything that gives chips gives hundreds of chips and then plasma deck would be broken

[hoary moon]

xchips would only make sense for plasma deck

[carmine hollow]

It already is

[hoary moon]

otherwise its js xmult painted blue

[thorn kraken]

if its more money then id get playing the bind I usually skip

[thorn kraken]

i mean even more then it already is

[hoary moon]

it would literally be pointless to add a joker that only serves a purpose on plasma deck

[unreal topaz]

there's opportunity cost you're missing, just seeing a shop is worth a lot of money

its like seeing more options

[hoary moon]

xChips is such a stupid concept

[carmine hollow]

I think would be cool if local thunk add vouchers that has own effect for every deck so we have even more unique playstyles

[unreal topaz]

which is worth a good amount of reroll money

[hoary moon]

lowkey

yea

[carmine hollow]

Loke ThroneButt in Nuclear Throne or birghtright in isaac

[unreal topaz]

also after ante 1 skipping usually means money will snowball slower

[hoary moon]

ante 1 skips on plasma deck are okay

[carmine hollow]

Idf this is not payout skip

[hoary moon]

but since its green deck

hmm

[carmine hollow]

I liked green deck

[thorn kraken]

love actually getting some good hands

[carmine hollow]

Peak

[thorn kraken]

5 mill good hand

[digital pewter]

dawg i am so goated

[hoary moon]

swashbuckler doing nothing and gold joker doing nothing

[digital pewter]

2 guess balatrodle win

[unreal topaz]

you should be throwing away more cards to find gold cards

like those are worth $9 per

[carmine hollow]

You jyst play balalu too much

[thorn kraken]

mime is polychrome they do a little

[unreal topaz]

you dont need score

[hoary moon]

also you should be keeping interest

[unreal topaz]

you need money

[hoary moon]

and look for a better econ

[unreal topaz]

its green deck

[carmine hollow]

Do yall have ideas for new enchencments

[unreal topaz]

they should be keeping $20 for hermit

[hoary moon]

ah

[thorn kraken]

green deck has no interest

[digital pewter]

i mean, i guess... after all, i have gotten c++ 67 different times...

[unreal topaz]

so basically interest

[carmine hollow]

[hoary moon]

how does one not get bored

holy fuh

[unreal topaz]

ranked autism

[digital pewter]

i'm just kinda goated yknow. i also have 917 naneinf wins in a row

[carmine hollow]

There only one cool name for enchencment i didn't yet seen , monochrome

[hoary moon]

huh

[digital pewter]

yeah im just good like that

all unseeded btw

[carmine hollow]

Trust me

[carmine hollow]

Of course

[digital pewter]

see this guy gets it

[thorn kraken]

it might got me here

[hoary moon]

diamond card $6 when held in hand in end of round 1/4 chance to break when held in the end of round

[carmine hollow]

Peak

Mr Patrick

[digital pewter]

so it's gold and glass combined?

[thorn kraken]

sock does nothing for this right?

[digital pewter]

interesting

[hoary moon]

yh

[carmine hollow]

Platinum

[digital pewter]

yeah nothing lol

[thorn kraken]

my pool is all common jokers

[hoary moon]

remove swashbuckler and get any joker that helps with econ

[digital pewter]

also, are you cutting the cards in your deck?

[hoary moon]

get showman idk

[digital pewter]

you have 55 cards but you also have a bunch of non kings at ante 10

[carmine hollow]

I have an idea for joker that makes jokers axd cards indestructible

Except few

Fellas

[hoary moon]

+8$ after being held in hand, gets debuffed after 3 rounds in deck

[carmine hollow]

I feel like it would sack

[unreal topaz]

yeah... bc they skipped like 8 rounds

[digital pewter]

the problem is that there shouldn't be jokers that exclusively don't work with certain others just because they'd be "broken"

[patent sail]

does bp copy baseball card

[hoary moon]

whats the idea