#🕹・game-discussion
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idk
maybe boot is gay
insert speed: BYE BYE RUSSIA!! 🔥
Never forget the time I had a run where I got two banana jokers and they all went extinct after one round.
i think i tycoon here for more deaths/strengths and hanged men right?
wearing boots makes you zesty theory
i reposted this shit multiple times
still funny
sure, you're locked in
whatttttttttttt
hope you're comfortable with your jonkers
oh, ante one Cavendish- holy shit
that is painful...
My most played is probably uh.... two pair or flush
oh... welcome back??
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS INSANE
1 in a 1 000 000 btw
have you seen cowboys?
sooo many twinks
i wish i had
can someone edit funny sound to this
yeehaw pardner
neuron activation
"i like men 🤠 " said every cowboy ever
i see a straight flush
mind the cavendish spawning chance
and it's foil
y'know what
deadass
I'm investigating on ts
dallas cowboys
on in a krillion
sure them too
hmm i wonder if i win 😭
you what m8
no
I need foil%, common%, and a list of all common jokers that can spawn rn
nah id win
no, it's the cowboys who say that. I, on the other hand, am the other kind of gay
shitstone rng failed lmaooo
wait cavendish on ante 1 boss implies michel dying on big blind
LOL
the fact that it is foil does not matter imo
since you would be equally surprised regardless of edition
banana
it's just an extra coincidence
but think... bigger number...
Would it have mattered if it was Holographic?
no
this photo is also cursed
ew 😢
also nothing says shitty luck like getting a negative Cavendish.
like
what are the chances
wait does shop 1 always have a buffoon pack?
why
its good
you just noticed?
😭😭 OMG YES
its hardcoded
yes guaranteed
HOW DID I NOT REALIZE
until it goes extinct and your joker space decreases 
that baboon back is always there
guys what do i take
i literally have like 5 gs wins bro 🥹
itd be kinda awful dying bc you never saw a joker and not your fault
you see 1.43 jokers per shop screen on average, there are 61 common jokers but ticket won’t have been available and michel/cav can’t be offered at the same time (59)
i dont see a problem
nice to always see a balloon pack
buffoon prevents
i could grab that 8ball
woman
h m
that's right we have to take into account consumables
u know u want it
not..enough 😡
standard pack for vaga ig
women
what joker will be replaced with 8 ball
your lineup is already good
commons had like a 80% to appear right?
70%
or 70%
vagabond
yeah
why is your pfp a menstrual cycle
70/25/5, common/uncommon/rare
??
wtf did i just read
great thanks
is this simplified ratio?
because there are 20 rares
it's a good way to get around town that's what it is
never did
shit stone!
its the chance a common, uncommon or rare spawns inshop
I love Blueprint
mine looks almost the same wth
ohhh tysm
throwback top 10 ⏭️⏭️⏭️
why isnt mime on here lmao
blicked 😢😢😢
i barely watch family guy
i actually never
other than watching the memes
okay so 7/10 to get a common and 1/59 to get cavendish
anyone knows joker%?
the DO 😍😍😍😍😍
meow%
I love that joker design
i mean idk
there's megatron, a baby, petah, woman, a dog, and what, wheelchair guy ig
im crying 😭
my favorite speedrun
no like what's the chance to get a joker
mrrp
you win
:3
:3c
the game picks the Type (joker, planet, tarot, spectral, playing card) first.
if it's a joker card;
then the game picks the Rarity
then the game picks a Joker within that Rarity
mrrrroooww
maiwaowoamow

cat shelter
🐟
you know what that means
FISH

lmao this is so stupid 😭😭😭😭
so if there would be Madness in the shop but you already have Madness, it will always be replaced with another uncommon, unless you have every uncommon joker and showman's effect isnt active
hold on i forgot the video
YEAH
i love it
me when right click > clone emoji
best emoji of this week

who then becomes jimbo
me
20/28, you see 1.43 jokers per shop screen
who tf is linus actually
we send the whole emoji. that's 300% more emoji per emoji.
maybe the freest win ive got in a while


one of my friends
uh
Stardew guy
no, im cloning the emoji to my server for personal use
ain’t he the mf from charlie brown
its just so good
based
that's different guy kinda
oc?
yes
🐟 ‼️‼️‼️
guh how yall draw ocs from your head
sorry im gay is mental
i just imagine tgem
i don't
i don't have art skill
:3
idk how to draw
bro added a fun fact
20/28, jokers have a weight of 20, and planets and tarots each have a weight of 4 at base.
so weight of jokers / sum of all weights = odds of getting a joker per slot, and then you multiply that by how many slots you have to see the expected value (mean) number of jokers per roll
it IS a fun fact
like
i imagined them
very clearly
but when i wento to ibis paint
my art become ass
i have a sticker for this
(actually i have like 5 of the same sticker)
awesome
just use ai duh 🙄/j
computah
show sticker
remove the h
jok r
just use ai du
computah, make these two guys super gay
wait i thought hj was heavy joke is it not
Yall think I should sell greedy and try out this poly bus? Haven't used that joker in forever lol
half
i thought it was half joke(r)
so the chance to get at least one joker would be (20/28) · (8/28) + (20/28) · (20/28)???
❤️
oh yeah okay removing h
evaluate
NOW
ai can't do shit making the oc in my head be real
(it's so very different)
WHAT
just multiplicate and add
I like spectral joker too is hard to choose lol
ok ill do it on my own
ohh
he reminds me of ishowspeed doing that laugh thing
am i the only one that always takes charm tags in ante 1 to try get soul and reset if i dont
but at least it wastes water am i right
anyone new to the stream calc is short for calculator
I think I’m doing good
not calculus?
gg 🔥
chat can this naneinf
im using slang
the blueprint is doing loads
i relate to that blueprint
he js needs nat neg showman
slang is slang for shortened language
why is 20/28 * 8/28 relevant
calcification
resisting the urge to say suboptimal joker layout
what about the paradoelia
you mean ang? (slang for slang)
i be shortened languaging it
“shortened language” br is nt shkspr 🥀
How should I do it I just got blueprint
lmaooo
here for the newspeak
holy paragraph not reading all that
f u wnt 2 shr lang tht mch
TRANSLATING INTO SLANG
hl prgf nt rdng ll dt
what does that even mean
okay so the probability of Cavendish is the chance of a common joker multiplied by the chance for it to be Cavendish????
ty 4 shrtng it
mind the michelle
np
"shkspr" b n shp 💔💔
TRANSLATING INTO SLANG
ⁿ
Telepathy
look like that sylpheon's wife
“b n shp” n sp 💔
wait hold on im wrong
tlpt (ng 4 telephaty)
chance of seeing michel in shop 1 is about 3.43(0.75)(1/59)
shop 2 onwards is more awkward to calculate bc buffoon pack isn’t guaranteed
ng is slang for slang btw
it’s easier to ignore blocking in the calculation
"sp" 💔
btw is slang for by the way
and it doesn’t affect it much
it's just shiny umbreon qwq
brnmim
have fun
i barely know pokemon so . . .
well all i know was something like ditto
this run contains:
blueprint
brainstorm
perkeo
oops i forgot second pack can also be a buffoon
yo mee too
relatable
shiny maxing
oh shit, not the negative death traots
most played hand being flush five is a bit lmao
umbreon
okay so it's gonna be 0.343 multiplied by all the other stuff?
gay tarot and gay rights hell yeah
ya
flushfiveslop
lmaooo
yo its me colored
yoo blue stake zodiac win too
3.43 is supposed to be how many jokers you see in shop 1 but it’s wrong
noiceeee
nice
bc i forgot second pack can also be a buffoon
gay tarot>
im choosing to ignore judgement
ohhh
better for ourselves
gayrot?
arguably doesnt matter because it's usually not affordable on 12/15 decks on red stake+
true if you’re playing normally ig
in his situation he could've only afford it if he had found an expensive joker and sold it, right?
you’d only take the second buffoon if the first buffoon was ass
do you know clodsire
what should i turn into a joker
there are a number of ways, but they arent likely.
the lady who reads my tarot is a lesbian and she does it in her closet that smells heavily of weed but it’s lowkey chill because she my friend
H A M B U R G E R
sure let's ignore them then
ok what hamburger
burger????
plant based whopper
a wendy's burger
so let's use 0.343 as the Michele probability
what’s 0.343 other than 3.43/10
hamburger cheezburger bigmac whopper
hamburger cheezburger big mac whopper
big mac big mac whopper whopper
wait so I'm wrong
if 0.343 is your power, what are you without it 🤔
3.43 is in %?
3.43 is kinda like the binomial coefficient
so then it's 0.0343
except it’s not an integer so it’s not really
it’s basically how many trials are run
binomial coefficient?
but 1 is the whole probability
this is the balatro server bro
one only please
unfortunately balatro attracts a bunch of nerds
yeah and we're doing nerd stuff
we're doing balatro math
yay i love math
wait what are we calcing (short for calculating)
ykw im turning caseoh into a joker
makes me feel smart even though im an idiot
odds of seeing 2 cav deaths by the end of round 4
chance of that cav bullshit
just make a hamburger on your own actually
or if you wanna be wild about it
it gets a layer when you do a specific hand
like flush = steak or pair = pickles
i need to know abt binomial coefficient for further maths lmao
LETS RUN IT AGAIN
mehh too lazy
run what again
ok then hornet hollo knight
guarana!
adino
brazilian Hornet theory
so the scenario is michel round1 which dies, cav round 2 that dies, and new cave round 3 that dies, correct?
shaw!
yeah
team cherry sold when they didnt use the original voice lines
Sea of sorrow this month? 🙏
Shaw game
that’s a 1/6 million no?
what about that lil guy that rings his lil bell at a door
???
less likely than that
just a lil guy
silsong
1/6 * 1/1000 * 1/1000 right
michel isn’t guaranteed to be offered in a shop etc
silsong guy
yeah cause finding a michel and then a cav and then a cav back to back to back is really unlikely
ya
ohhh i see
okay so what I'm understanding rn is
[P(gros in shop) + P(gros in pack)] · [P(cav shop 2) + P(buffoon pack) · P(cav in pack)]
uhh then the guy that uses bell and sings at a door
in bellhart?
you need parenthesis
What i have been crying and bitching about
indeed I just noticed
meow
wait if a cav dies is it able to come back?
Black deck1😛😛😛
uhh no he's like in multiple places
one at the front door
one at the spa
one at i forgot
huh the more you know
okay we’re opening desmos
the door wehre you open by hitting a lever
imagine if if cavendish dies it comes back as a blue java
SHERMAAAAA
is this correct
so the chance for a michel is 1/144 if i understand correctly
oh right
sherma my boy
150 jokers-5 legendaries and cav
fah ri do la si ma net
no
rares got different chance
and so do uncs
i figured
🤣
chance of a joker in a slot is 5/7, chance of a joker being common is 0.75, chance of a common being michel (in shop 1) is 1/59
yeah yo uncs are diffin
P(joker) · P(common joker) · P(gros)
ok desmos me go
2 slots bc it’s ante 1
I took into account both combinations for that thing i said before
((20÷28)×(20÷28)+(20÷28)×(8÷28))
desmos >>>>>>>>>>>>> geogebra
sometimes i enjoy geogebra more
dont you understand i am not smartsss
but generally yes
mf me neither 😭
has anyone bothered to figure out the average number of jokers seen in buffoon packs in a given shop after shop 1
the numbers are all there on the wiki
i should be studying eigenfunctions of the laplacian instead
im going
go study it
ts needs to be done
Common is 0.7 innit
maybe idk
give me half an hour and I'll have it (I'm slow)
is it 0.7/0.25/0.05?
ok fair
i even forgot the video
I have a question about your name
i love flush
he means the toilet
how dare u
so the chance for a michel shop 1 is 15/1652 or (5/7)x(3/4)x(1/59)
ye he has 2
I assumed
Is the lover part supposed to be a joke about lovers making it easier to make flushes?
crazy seed ig
i don't think he tought that far if he likes flushes
im deeply offended
its not even hate
I like flushes too
this was mean
yay
that isnt true
sorri
i was jus checking to see if my math was right
commons are 7/10, and you have 2 slots to see jokers in, and theres a buffoon pack you see 2 jokers in, and a chance at a 2nd buffoon pack
well we have an invisible now
would the pack add to the probability?
could the buffoon pack be one of the 4 ones or does it need to be one of the ones with 2
he likes to do flushes
like fartstone
arrohed
onixagt
rogem
ratfull joker
luffy joker
gutonus jonkler
geedy jokr
rafty joekr
troll joeker
za tribe
AJ
oh yes
like it's P(gros shop) + P(gros pack)??
yes
thats me
yeah sum with joker order
okay so
Ancient joker?
hello...
the guaranteed buffoon pack is always a regular buffoon pack, but the 2nd pack can be any
Hell o
bello
the pack increases the number of trials
also increases the odds per trial because of blocking
is there just one guaranteed buffoon pack in ante 1?
yeah so the second pack has a 5.35% for normal buffoon, 2.68% for jumbo buffoon and 0.67% for mega buffoon right in first shop
yes
jello
ignoring blocking is easiest for independence and i dont think it affects it much
kay so there’s a lot of variables here
yes
Btw diamonds best suit
so there’s gonna need to be a lot of assuming
no it's pades
aint no one using poophead
you don't really need to assume, but you should ignore some things as theyre negligible
can we agree on one thing
shitstone is ass
i hear it
noooooooooo
ill back it forever
i did lose a run like an hour ago w it
but that doesnt count
rough gem is a pretty nice econ
it is
shitstone has aura tho...
but objectively yes bloodstone is shit
because ancient is js better
js deck fix w wild cards
valid
rough gem is the best tho
arrowhead is nice on plasma
Ignoring Judgement, and imagining you can only buy 1 buffoon pack in shop 1, the probability of finding a gros Michel in shop 1 (if I'm not mistaken) is 0.0079968 in 1
i mean money is money but id rather go rebate
this is what i got at least
obv rebate better but into endless rough gem can be good
(finding and obtaining it, that is)
which is like 0.8%
also there is another variable: riff raff
okay so I'm wrong actually
Fumbling on black deck as per usual 😭 I bet bus goes stupid with abandoned deck
i forgot buffoon packs have 2 jokers
okay ignoring riffraff
u cant just ignore riffraff
I ignored judgement I will ignore riffraff
riff raff is gaurenteed commons though
and no shop weight stuff
so thats also something
judgement
bufoon pack
mega bufoon pack
jumbo bufoon pack
normal shop
reroll
judgement from arcana pack
judgement from arcana pack +
jusdgement from the big arcana pack
riff raff
riff raff from judgement
top up tag
but less important and mostly doesnt matter
okay sure so it adds 1/59 times 2/59
make a skip
I think its fine to ignore riff and judgement probably
exactly
Yessir skip that
wait 59 there’s 61 common and cav is excluded what’s the other one
golden ticket
you would still have to find a riff raff which is the same chances of finding a michel, it just increases the number of commons seen by two
Munnie
okay now for shop 2 cav and Michel death
i worked it out as 4.28% for a shop 1 gros michel
yeah that seems about right
really?
so i didnt scroll up but is it basically within 5% of (1.4+2)/59?
first gold stake ws in the chat
btw thanks wldve lost without the advice
how are we calculating the buffoon pack, (just a (7/10)x(1/59)x2 right
yeah
my friend had these cards at school a few weeks back and i took a pic cause they reminded me of lucky cards
Oh shoot I forgor to printscreen the other one
yw
you see 2 jokers
0.0112 is the chance for any joker to be gros
that's what I got
1.12%
u also have to consider joker blocking
you have 0 jokers bro
you dont
there is nothing to block
joker blocking is kinda negligent here
tfw manslaughter
shop can block 0, 1 or 2 commons
ignoring blocking means you're still within ~10% of the real value without needing to do more complex math
ic
oh, now I understand how you got 4%
i multiplied too much
if 1.12% is the chance for a gros then it's just that times four
i also accounted for the 2nd pack, while you didnt
it doesnt really change it that much though
yeah
i ignored the possibility to get that second pack since to buy it you also need more probabilities
in that game a 2nd pack couldn't have been bought
yellow deck
max money you can have is 7$
ten dollers is ten dollers
blue deck in fringe cases
what was that run's deck?
green too
ok plasma
so no
there is no chance
2nd pack is only possible if you get a refund on the first
(1.4+2)*0.7/59 ~=4%
is it white?
wdym by plasma white
as much as i wanna help yall, i am absolutely not qualified/do not know enough about probability in the game for this so ill just spectate and leave yall to it
and since the chances of a mega buffon in shop one are already so low it doesnt really change much though
which means 0.0535 + 0.0268 of a second pack you CAN buy
I'm looking at the wiki, I don't know shit either lmfao
wait why are we doing all this math?
2 cav deaths ante 1
chance of michel in first shop, breaks, find a cav second, breaks, find a cav again, breaks
well
0% chance onb
yeah I just didn't want to type that much sorry
the seed was already found tho
i say 0% chance it is 0%
by complete accident, nobody was searching for that criteria
yes as it's shown in the video
2nd death ante 2
small blind
no but i cant put the math tg right bc i haev 29813/3481000 (roughly 0.8%) for the michel shop 1
I got that too
until I realized my mistake
okay i worked it out to be around 1 in 300,000,000
wait no
sorry
300,000,000,000
walkthrough please
starting to think obelisk not doing much
yeah 300bil sounds about right
dont diss goatbelisk
i took it cuz im alraedy buying every planet possible
and then in the end i just... didnt need it
cuz i oneshot without card sharp
without obelisk
violet vessel 🤤
wrong! 600k scoring
after talisman calculates it is there any way to skip all this
Crimson heart into red card into card sharp 😈
still wins
does it
disable animations? also #⚙・modding-general
how big is your constellation
damn
~4.3% first shop gros
1/6 gros dies round 2
cavendish in 2nd shop is ~2.3% (same way as working out gros, but now you dont have a guaranteed buffoon)
1/1000 cavendish dies 3rd round
then repeat the cavendish steps again
oh yeah modding
I disabled them during it so RIP
1.2m??? oh u barely make it
I'm gonna try and see what I get
but your answer seems reasonable
i just want to calculate it lmao
its also not including obelisk
so im still super good
so we should expect there to be 7 seeds that have 2 cavendishes destroyed within 4 rounds
Would ankh change these chances?
either way its going to be acorn
kay i did the math myself and its at least 2
gah damn
also what about oops?
those are negligible
so <1/1,000,000
we shoudl put a hunt for this out
somehow i dont think its a truly random distribution though
agree
i have the knowledge that some seeds, when played on erratic, gives 52 of the exact same card and rank
btw just reposting this
SQVH6CZ8
thats caused by a bug in the PRNG
thunk said a while back that like not even 1% of seeds have been found/played yet so the fact we found one this early is crazy
i mean i can set up a search
might take a bit
someone in modding general prob knows how to write the script for balatrobot to check all the seeds
okay so I have 4.65% of shop 1 gros accounting for both packs (except mega which you can't buy), ignoring Judgement and riffraff
balatrobot...? i know how to write the script for immolate and just run it for a while
so im kinda just making a logic leap
what if the game doesnt actually work like a true random when deicing jokers to show up
but it would take quite a long time
dont even try, the games been out for 2 years and weve barely scratched the surface of seeds weve played
it doesnt work like a "true random"
computers cant do true random
ok yeah every run is seeded
whats better to sticker, 6th sense or ice cream?
Spectral card idea: "Switches the current deck to any other deck"
ice cream
you can search through the entire set of seeds for certain parameters though, thats already been done before
yeah, how long did the erratic search take?
couple weeks with unoptimized hardware
got it 🐎🔥 thamk you
not gpu stuff
the question is what is the possibility for a completely unwinnable seed (jk i dont htink we can calcualte this)
what is immolate?
balatrobot is code to programmatically interact with balatro
with perfect logic or on a blind run
Immolate is a seed searching program
perfect logic
idk
that shit involves scrying into the seed to make plays that wont be considered in a streaking mindset
i wonder how seed search interacts with gros/cav
you need to come up with an unwinnable scenario first
wtf is this?
wdym "interacts"?
the unwinnable has to be like idk
like does it check to see if michel and cav breaks
you can write code to play the game
if the entire shop is rental eternal showman
so you could do something like twitch plays balatro
Immolate doesn't "play" the game, it searches the seeds for certain actions and events
actually i wonder if bala discord could play a gs black run and win
chnaces for that is so incredibly low i dont think its possible to be in the set of seeds we have
big 
immolate is also way better optimized than this balatrobot thing as balatrobot seems to mainly be python+lua
if you dont pick up the showman then dupes of it can't appear
what if theres an easter egg seed thunk picked and we just havent found it yet 🤔
showman doesnt work while in the shop slots so you can just not take showman
thats not what i literally mean
i think u have to actually play the game to find out if gros pops tho? so use immo to narrow seeds and then balabot to play the matches
we would have found it
okay I'm done I'm doing some bullshit atp lmao
im saying it like
give the player nonscoring jokers
i doubt it...
and no planets
i'm not a seed searcher but yk
and no playing cards with editions
i dunno...
idk i have no exp with either tool
dataminers are insane don't underestimate them
yeah we've seen the code, if there was an easter egg for seeds it would be in there
yknow honstely thats fair enough
the first erratic 10 of spades seed(s) were found by datamining, not from someone just brute forcing or stumbling upon it
as its caused by a bug in the PRNG
i neevr took into accpunt datamining, i always assumed bugged/weird seeds were just stumbled upon
nope
which made me wonder how many mroe bugged seeds were out there, but apparently weve seen most if nto all because of datamining
balatro source code is v easy to look at
Black deck gold stake conquered
every bugged seed has been found
well i cant count out the possibility of there being some other bug that hasnt been found/noticed
almost guaranteed that there are more bugs that are interesting
why do bugged seeds stop (thinking specifically the rares oonly seed, theres porbably others taht i cant think of) after ante 10 and not ante 8?
uhhh
so
RNG events use keys for stuff
like
"tag1" for ante 1 tags, etc
when you get to ante 10
you increase the key length by 1
easiest gold stake btw
as it goes from tag9 to tag10
ohhhh i get it i think
wow two of the completely stickerless jokers first pack
misprint is goated
misp
rint!
ofc
misprinted m
family isnt gonna do shit this early
why does misprint look wrong
for the temperance value ofc
Misprint respect? Unfathomable
is that the family why does it look so weird
hes animated
or am i trippin
its a misprinted card
animated
ohhhhhh
oatedmisprint is g
i meant like misprint is. misprinted which doesnt make sense
+0 mult
Animated cards
this is so cool
you buy it🥹
win a run
You have to fight back with more hate. Your hatred for Balatro must fuel you or else you won't succeed.
lock in
By being smart with your money and playing easy hands
git gud
you could perhaps watch Balatro 101 by Balatro University to get some tips
i would suggest photochad but id be burnt at the stake
Balatro university helped me and so did that one other guy whose name I forgot
Burnt stake when
FUCK
i like bean and belenosbear
BU is the best tbh
Dang
Now i want a balatro phone casing
its called pittsburgh style
caligulator
ZainoTV was who I was thinking of
Which jokers should i use as phone case decor
castle
walkie talkie
walkie talkie
Anything that isn't photochad or baronmime
DUDE
walkie talkie phone skin probably
Campfire
It's going to stick at the back of my phone
That's literally all
thunk think u sigma
people with really good ideas
sigma person
we did cool things
Thunk think?
i made the spinning gros michel, but i had the role before that
or in zebras case said the nword
do you ever think thunk thanked thonk?
i triggered seance 3 times in one run, thats like pretty cool
am i worthy of being a Joker
nuh uh
this is the most jokers ive ever seen in one place lol
localthunk should do a reset on 1.1 so that new jokers can rise from the ashes
Im worse i think
lilo i have a question
yes
if i got c++ on balatro but it was pirated cld i buy it on steam and load the save file for all achievements
yuh huh they gave you joker because you siad the word dont lie
imagine getting 149/150 and
wipe
yes
there is gonna be a new bababa actually
3.5x mult so its different from cavendish
^1 mult
only joker confirmed for the new update
we ❤️ localthunk
plantaaaaaiiiiinnn
try what
we know that there will be at least 2 jokers, but that one is the only one of the 2 that was shown
new banana joker will go hard 🔥
i love me some hard banana
i think there was three shown, but two of em are just like 4 pixeks iirc
Bananatro when
banatro

i dont know if those were new jokers
we all do
theres gonna be at least 100.new jokers and up to 30 new game modes, along with an online matchmaking system and ai tutoring classes available for purchase
photochadmaxxing
😭
i ate them
lmao
ty
#📜・rules in case you forgot
Hanging Photobrain sock and print
does anyone play balatro on android tablet? is it smooth?
i play on guggle pixel 9 pro xl
tyyy
My phone burns even when the score ain't burnin
kilopixels
its good to refresh ones memory of the rules
considering snagging redmi pad 2 (11" cheapish processor prob)
wouldnt want to start any HEATED discussions
This was so fucking funny
you could probably run it plugged in
Is that a game leak or an actual f leak i see
localthunk was edging w this one 🔥
mm idk about plugged in. would prob spend more to get something i can actually play on the couch with
pipis joker wld be funny
get one kf those coiled landline cords to charge jt
0 wins 🥀
this chat is fpr that
Here's a leek
good thing you censored this leek or youd get banend
bro we cant be posting leeks here
heres a leak
EW DONT OPEN
bro there are kids here
Cough cough the new gros michel variant cough cough
now theyre gonna get flooded
👅
NOOOOOO
U SPOILED THE UPDATE
i dunno it migth be it might not be...
cotton candy joker
damnnnnn the arm
it's a banana, we don't know that it's a gros michel variant
wait hear me out what if it was blue joker 2
But welllll its in the family of banana jokers
heres a picture of a green plush dice
would actually be so funny
so people mighr assume
oops!
oh 4gb of ram is probably a recipe for seconds per frame instead of frames per second huh?
Lilo, are you going to be a voice actor in the upcoming 1.1 Update for Balatro?
something is wrong with this dice
Oops all normal
I did my first goldstake :p
all the jokers are, did you not get the email??
I am not at liberty to divulge that information
fire right
Congrat
WHAT are those jokers fello
dont judge
thanks
that IS voice acting
why is it ALL eternal 😭
-# And they call ME a fool!
the real question is why is it not
you deserved a plant
"heh, it looks like theres a hanging chad here... could be useful later..."
aw
Pholochad sock and stormteller?
vagvagvagvagvagvagvagvag
I could have taken ecto doe
i dont like that caption
"Focus, M (matador)"
inainainainainaina
(brain)storm (fortune)teller
vagabomb
o
vagglebond
We gonna have to kill this blind, Jimbo...
I kinda forgot the fortune dude was there
Bomb joker in 1.1 what would it do
fucking kill you
Ceremonial bond huh
Oh wait that's the challenge deck
NOOO VAGABOND!!!!
its good guys I swear
On a noife's edge lad
1 in 4 chance for each scored 8 to give you a tarot card
hes gonna die 🥀
you just dont see the vision
did u ecto for fortune teller or was it nat
"what is this, some kind of ceremonial dagger?"
Countdown starts if the score is ever on fire;
After 3 rounds, the next time you select a blind it is automatically defeated /nsrs
Gains 0.2x mult every blind but
1 in 1000 chance to blow up and destroy all other jokers and this one
nat
thats why I grabbed it
he need to do something with the score on fire thing its sucha cool idea for a joker
worse madnesss......... ?
noice

lmao
"all other jokers and this one" just say "all jokers"
wraith for the brainstorm 💀
There's one on the fangame that's
+1x mult every selected blind (also boss) but +5% chance to blow up and kill every jokers you had
(It ramps up fast)
ok maybe I should have taken that ecto
badly designed
Ye i think
well its perish
Joker poker balala
just sell them duh
The one time i tried it it deleted a run
oh yeah I didnt think of that
Eh i mean they tried making a hugh risk joker but
Yeah that's a run kill
Brainstorm mod
Blueprint/brainstorm mod
If the joker description ever has the term "scoring requirement" on it
or a ^
or a times chips
carrot!
times chips invalidates the other chips jokers since planet scaling would be infinitely faster than one other source of chips
the multiplayer balatro discord has a list of approved qol mods
times chips is useless without expnoentiation jokers
if u dont want to change balance at all thats a good start
xchips is js xmult
hey im sorry this isnt balatro but
And this mod also
ya i think some whitelisted, some blacklisted, and then others are "if your opponent is ok with it"
can u send the dc link
GOD IS COMING
do we laugh now or sm
i had no clue theres a multiplayer balatro dc
Check discord search
do you like this squirrel or do you hate this squirrel
thanks
Mmmmmmmmmmmm seems highly delectable
Balato
Bo
credit card in buffon pack joke
kinda bored of crashing my gsg attempts
credit card in the celestial pack
ccitbp
time for... abandoned streak attempts?
Imagine bufoon pack giving you rebate lmao
ceremonial dagger is quite nice
since if you dont want it to kill a card you can just move it right

yep
just dont forget 🙂
🇬🇧 is pretty good in some runs mate
hes back
But boy i like 🇺🇸 english mo
Oops All 6 are eternal
Ok this game is ragebaiting you
This is why i don like eternals ngl
Green deck GG
Other than eternals on some jokers
wow thanks riff raff
Greck bull
Holy moly
the house is such a fun boss blind

