🕹・game-discussion

[viral raft]

peak or peak

[nova junco]

What's funny is back when I joined this server since everyone had "| stuff" in their name I just put "|c++(the language)" for the memes because I was nowhere close completionist++ but I do know the programming language

now I finally changed it

[viral raft]

so peak

[versed sable]

runner

imo

[viral raft]

yeaah

first shop runner is nice

i can pivot pair later

[versed sable]

cout << "trust"

[viral raft]

that's funny

[versed sable]

foiled again

[viral raft]

anyways, no money

[modest snow]

forgot a semicolon

[viral raft]

atleast i have a mercury

[versed sable]

frick

[mental bloom]

[versed sable]

i'm a failure

[humble gulch]

Hi, I wanna show off

I got Ghost++ in like, 18 hours

Of game

[compact gazelle]

no way it’s astronomer

[nova junco]

wtf

[viral raft]

that explains the Mercury in the same shop

[humble gulch]

Honestly, astronomer is so good in black deck

[nova junco]

it's blue joker what are you talking about

[compact gazelle]

no I’m pretty sure that’s an astronomer

[humble gulch]

That's trib

[compact gazelle]

pretending to be a blue joker of course

[viral raft]

That's egg

[nova junco]

no I'm egg

[viral raft]

tbh if trib was on the shop noone would buy that joker

20$ for better photo is just so bad

[humble gulch]

Real

[small hollow]

lol

[humble gulch]

Imagine Chicot being in the shop

[compact gazelle]

i need a deck that has +2 hand size and -1 hand to be a thing

[viral raft]

Amazing on ending runs tbh

[humble gulch]

Painted with black sleeve

[compact gazelle]

photo that doesn’t work on jacks for 4x the cost
count me out

[viral raft]

Facts

[humble gulch]

I count on you

[compact gazelle]

thanks

[viral raft]

so cool

[humble gulch]

🐑

[viral raft]

peak on the shop YO

[compact gazelle]

rental 8 ball
i think you meant to say
free value

[viral raft]

[nova junco]

Playing white stake after grinding gold so long feels weird

[buoyant stratus]

I know this is very unrelated but everyone else I know is asleep

Just rebeat Celeste 7b after a while of not playing

Took me 2.5 hours, out of that half the time was from two rooms

[nova junco]

literally anything will fly

[buoyant stratus]

My hands hurt

[compact gazelle]

that’s sandbox mode for you

[nova junco]

Congrats!

[viral raft]

atleast gluttonues is perishable

[humble gulch]

I hate white stale

Like, actually

It's so boring

[viral raft]

is so boring

but new players have to learn in a place

[buoyant stratus]

I had a roffle video in the background not to go insane

Still do

Didn't notice how long it was

[compact gazelle]

white stake is painfully easy
but it is good for taking breaks from gold stake
jokerless is good for that too

[viral raft]

tbh i don't understand how theres people who actually plays white stake endless

[viral raft]

is that your least fav jokers orrrr?

[humble gulch]

Yes

[compact gazelle]

lobotomy has a challenger

[viral raft]

fair enough, all of them are boring EXCEPT Faceless

[compact gazelle]

switch brain off play pair vs switch brain off play white stake endless mode

[viral raft]

i like faceless joker

[viral raft]

atleast pair gets free stickers on gold

[compact gazelle]

and endless on low stakes gets…
failed naneinf attempts and plant crashouts!

[mental bloom]

Four Fingers + Square Joker is peak

[compact gazelle]

peak tier list concept i need to do this sometime

[viral raft]

yeah, pair is boring sometimes but atleast takes more skill than white stake naneinf attempt 2123th

[compact gazelle]

get planted x23

[mental bloom]

Grrrr...

[viral raft]

yeaaah

2oak

i like playing pairs but ts turns really boring sometimes

[compact gazelle]

straight should be called 5o5k

[mental bloom]

five of five kinds

[humble gulch]

Rate my favorite jokers

:3

[humble gulch]

Go to sleep

[mental bloom]

Peak

[mental bloom]

NEVERRRRR

(I will)

[nova junco]

GOT IT

[viral raft]

random crap

[viral raft]

GG WP!!!!!

well done dude

[compact gazelle]

two pair is 4o2k

flush is 5oas

house is 5o2k

[earnest mountain]

last run
I spent 60 rounds
181 rerolls to get a mime, I didn't get it
now next run

[nova junco]

Also there's not a single mult joker in that build and it won white stake

[humble gulch]

Plasma

[compact gazelle]

why would you use mult jokers on white stake plasma

[nova junco]

Yeah but still

[earnest mountain]

!!!! is the naninf asking for me

[nova junco]

I haven't played white stake in a pretty long time lol

[earnest mountain]

I only played gold stake while doing c++ for like months
playing white stake now feels like childs play and every run is auto win

[lost vault]

no

in naneinf runs you usually dont take burglar till ante 25

iirc

[compact gazelle]

non negative burglar is just gonna make problems this early

[lost vault]

yea

[small hollow]

how should i copy for scoring?

[lost vault]

hum

[lost vault]

brainstorms on baron, blueprint on mime

[graceful arrow]

znyone wanna hop on multiplayer

[lost vault]

should be 1.5^20 per king

[small hollow]

worth picking up?

[compact gazelle]

there’s a server for that and this is not that server

[lost vault]

u can usually just vibe it out

thats how i do it

[graceful arrow]

oh ok sorry

lowk no one's active there

😭

[compact gazelle]

are you scoring enough with one less baron

[small hollow]

idk im scoring e23 rn and the blinds are e21

[humble gulch]

I wanna do a versus without mods, like, who gets the higher score in the same seed, starts at white stake and the winner has to go up a stake

[compact gazelle]

no problem
try the modded channel here if the multiplayer server isn’t active

[graceful arrow]

okie thanks

[lost vault]

u might need to start printing sum steel if u wanna push further

[serene forge]

balatrodle in 3

[viral raft]

@humble gulch what do you guys think?

[lost vault]

dna would be great fur that

[serene forge]

i love d/n/a

[compact gazelle]

so you probably just die without it is my guess?
since your copiers are brainstorms you can’t score as much as you would be able to with blueprints

[lost vault]

wrong

[small hollow]

idk if the dna is worth picking up cuz ive popped 2 ectos so my handsize is only 6 rn

[viral raft]

why

[lost vault]

i said so

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 8

[serene forge]

is this supposed to be 5 best of each

[viral raft]

cool

[viral raft]

my fav of each

[lost vault]

dna increases your handsize though

[serene forge]

i see

[lost vault]

if u ask me thats even more reason to take dna

[compact gazelle]

it’ll increase handsize by a good amount

[hybrid tendon]

yes

[compact gazelle]

i lied earlier i would take the dna here

[small hollow]

yeah ik which is why im not sure if its worth taking over a baron rn

[viral raft]

i like scaling jokers

[serene forge]

username checks out

[compact gazelle]

make a steel asap and start copying it

[humble gulch]

Glass is a must

[small hollow]

for the blueprint?

[viral raft]

Glass is so great

i love it

Cat too

[lost vault]

well if you print steel and can make your whole hand steel that is effectively an extra baron

[viral raft]

Lucky cat is underrated

[lost vault]

dna can help u with printing steels

[humble gulch]

It's fairly rated

[compact gazelle]

baron most likely
anything but blueprint

[serene forge]

this run's not naneinfing anyway so do whatever

[viral raft]

for some reason Glass joker never appears but i think is peak

[humble gulch]

Is no one going to say anything? :(

[lost vault]

dna over baron is the best pick for pushing the furthest

[viral raft]

idk why but appears way less than Lucky Cat

[lost vault]

in my humble boy opinion

[lost vault]

meow

[serene forge]

the correct decision is to hold r

[lost vault]

it is but i dont wanna rain on they parade

[serene forge]

i do

[compact gazelle]

#🎙・server-chat

:3

[lost vault]

u do that

[potent tree]

oiia oiia

[viral raft]

oh...mmm you can try server chat or Run discusision

[humble gulch]

Just imagine for a moment a chat only for begginers discussing with each other... that's a place I don't wanna be...

[serene forge]

hi

[compact gazelle]

don’t worry most of us are usually nice :>

[lost vault]

dont be scared of them

[viral raft]

sorry for the C++s, we like to show how alone we are

[humble gulch]

Not me, grr

🐊

[potent tree]

hi fork

[lost vault]

balatro isnt SUPER elitist

[compact gazelle]

photochad echo chamber

[lost vault]

maybe a little bit

[compact gazelle]

evil and intimidating .out

[warped tangle]

I hate how rng getting naninf is

[viral raft]

tbh i like balatro but the community is very elitist

[humble gulch]

I'm .In

[lost vault]

tbh

[serene forge]

i love elitism

[lost vault]

i dunno i dont think it is usually

[serene forge]

i hate everything about endless mode

[lost vault]

there are definitely some bad apples

[viral raft]

you post a tierlist of jokers and the sky will fall above you

[lost vault]

i mean, trye

true

[compact gazelle]

there’s a few elitists and they’re some of the loudest voices here so

[lost vault]

but in terms of advice i dont usually see much toxicity

[compact gazelle]

it does feel a lot more hostile than it really is

[lost vault]

sometimes i get a little hostile over tier lists

[serene forge]

balatro community is a mix of elitists, braindead people, little kids, and autistic people that fit none of those

[lost vault]

qwq

[viral raft]

true, is sad when the worst of the communities are the loudest

[lost vault]

its fairly common too

[compact gazelle]

the worst people are always the most aggressive with their opinions

[lost vault]

bad people tend to be pretty liud

[humble gulch]

Am I an elitist? (I don't even know what it is)

[serene forge]

bounceline

[compact gazelle]

no you’re .out

[lost vault]

people who HATE halo elites

[cedar sable]

hi balala

[serene forge]

look at her go

[compact gazelle]

you’re not an elitist don’t worry :3

[hoary zodiac]

Hi gays

[cedar sable]

celeste mentioned

[lost vault]

chat am i elitist

[humble gulch]

Okay :3

[cedar sable]

[lost vault]

haia

[compact gazelle]

haia im kaia

[humble gulch]

Haiya

[lost vault]

im skinky

meow

[hoary zodiac]

Meow

meow meow

[humble gulch]

Schlinky

[lost vault]

:3

meow meow

[viral raft]

Hello balatro community

[compact gazelle]

venn diagram: braindead little kids

[lost vault]

schlinky yes

[serene forge]

true

[lost vault]

hello balatro player

[compact gazelle]

does he go down stairs funny

[serene forge]

but not every nanlet is a little kid

[lost vault]

sometimes

[humble gulch]

Everyone looks funny falling down the stairs

[lost vault]

im no nanlet but ive dabbled

i dont like discussing game balance in regards to endless but talking about wndless itself is fine

[compact gazelle]

only a lot of them are :3
we don’t really see nearly as much of the other intersections on the venn diagram

[viral raft]

guys i'm going to 4th c++ but i don't have a single Naneinf, is this good or bad??

[humble gulch]

Bad

Skill issue

[lost vault]

it doesnt really matter i think

[humble gulch]

🗣️

[viral raft]

🗣️

[humble gulch]

Naneinf doesn't mean anything

[cosmic sun]

Campfire is so weak guys

[viral raft]

least overpowered Campfire

[compact gazelle]

i agree buff it to be a common

[serene forge]

I hate Endless Mode

[humble gulch]

Real

[hoary zodiac]

I hate those bitches with scissors in greymoor but guess what. I made it so suck it up

[compact gazelle]

i present to you the exception of kids in wheelchairs
because allegedly that’s “not funny” and “incredibly dangerous” and “they don’t enjoy it”

[viral raft]

imo the game is between Endless mode and Tags to see which one is the worst designed

[serene forge]

skill issue

[hoary zodiac]

Flush or three of a kind

[compact gazelle]

tags
it’s tags

[humble gulch]

And they say we're all the same

[serene forge]

3oak

[compact gazelle]

3s

[humble gulch]

Everyone must fall down the stairs once in their life

🐑

[cosmic sun]

Zoro's backstory be like

[compact gazelle]

im just introducing people to new experiences yknow

[viral raft]

yeah, tbh theres almost no reason to skip most of them and Anaglyph is just a does nothing deck that sometimes does a big punch and that's it

tags needs a really good buff or a direct rework

[humble gulch]

"I just helped them reach the first floor faster, sir!"

[compact gazelle]

officer i threw that crippled orphan down 5 flights of stairs in self defense

[stiff python]

Guys i js started playing

Tips

[compact gazelle]

learn 👍

[stiff python]

Good advice bro

[compact gazelle]

flushes are a trap
pairs are life
and learning for yourself is the best teacher

[viral raft]

try to open your mind and play with anything, most of jokers and cards are very well designed so be opoen with the builds that you're playing around

[humble gulch]

Omori's fast travel

[stiff python]

I play basic and use flush deck

So i use jupiter

https://youtu.be/Yw4rjd9Kz08?si=giCr-UMVSh0WzJmR wtf did i just watch

Oh my god what did i watch how is that possible

[viral raft]

i see, you can play flush while you discover new jokers and stuff

[stiff python]

K

But how does bro 1 shot with high card

[humble gulch]

Naneinf is easy, it's just really really boring

[compact gazelle]

i had a leg injury and was walking with crutches and fell down the stairs at home
that was not fun 0/10 would not recommend would not go again

[stiff python]

Mhmm

[viral raft]

with planets but in that video is because of the deck

[humble gulch]

1 in 5 seeds are naneinf-able

[stiff python]

Oh.

[viral raft]

yeah but naneinf is just boring

[light brook]

let me add an asterisk onto that, naneinfs are easy for those who are experienced/know what they’re doing

[compact gazelle]

follow instructions
get lucky

[stiff python]

Didnt know “naneinf-able” is a term

[lucid glacier]

what do i do

[humble gulch]

My knee exploded by itself, no stairs needed!

[compact gazelle]

rng slop basically

[serene forge]

sell baron

[compact gazelle]

awa

[serene forge]

and get your econ up

awawawawawawa

[light brook]

ding ding ding we have a winner

[compact gazelle]

oh noeh

[viral raft]

buy fist, win agaisnt ante 8 boss, new run!

[lucid glacier]

im doing a endless run

[light brook]

how much of the deck isn’t kings

[serene forge]

checkered deck is a pair deck

[compact gazelle]

scoring jokers: N/A

[light brook]

a non joke answer would say trading card

[rough prairie]

Alright, Anaglyph gold stake win, so 11/15 to C+ and 50% towards C++ actually

[humble gulch]

Like... actually...

[serene forge]

dude don't make steels

😭

[light brook]

sell everything so you have enough for the fist

[viral raft]

well done!

[serene forge]

you need gold

[humble gulch]

I'm fine now

🐑

[light brook]

make gold instead of steel btw

[compact gazelle]

:<
awa

[lucid glacier]

ok illl start making gold instead

[serene forge]

you didn't get any purple seals?

[rigid mesa]

W engine?

[lucid glacier]

no

[light brook]

but in reality trading card probably goes here

[rigid mesa]

Why

[light brook]

several people you ain’t fooling no one ✌️

[serene forge]

you do not need 2 barons

[lucid glacier]

cuz i didnt get the spectral card

[long fiber]

🤭

[rigid mesa]

Deadass fooled me

[light brook]

several people is typing

[rigid mesa]

Ok but is this good ot nah

[compact gazelle]

how many skips are you taking 💀

[viral raft]

this is not the Isaac server dude 😭

[viral raft]

round 7?

[humble gulch]

Enough to make me insult them

[rigid mesa]

A couple

[light brook]

plus the dots are before on individuals and after when it says several people are typing, plus the capitalization is off

[compact gazelle]

agree

[rigid mesa]

Checks pronouns
Please DONT degrade me

[compact gazelle]

several people are is typing

[light brook]

i need to get off discord ✌️

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone'

[viral raft]

who the hell is Several people are????

😭

[slow iris]

several people are

[serene forge]

*several people are

[rigid mesa]

Adress whay

[viral raft]

@long fiber

[rigid mesa]

Just look at the jokers

[long fiber]

several people are is typing yall ✌️

[humble gulch]

Enough to make me insult Amber's pet...?

[serene forge]

ara ara

[viral raft]

😭

[serene forge]

bottom left

[light brook]

make us a list how many jokers do you hate

[hoary zodiac]

Tis I. Several people

[rigid mesa]

I checked yours and saw he him

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[compact gazelle]

are they afraid of being insulted by a thergdlberben’yo’gherbouble

[rigid mesa]

Im on ante 5

[humble gulch]

Real

[hoary zodiac]

What blind

[long fiber]

hi twin

[stiff python]

Wait here me out

[frank grove]

Round 7 🤔

[rigid mesa]

Yes

Its a regional dialect

[light brook]

maybe they’re tryin to unlock andy who knows

[rigid mesa]

Nah

[stiff python]

There should be a mod for multiplayer where you coop and the score is multiplied by how much players are playing

[humble gulch]

I'm a proud thergdlberben'yo'gherbouble

[viral raft]

where is "Varias personas"???

[light brook]

throwback maxxer ✌️

[rigid mesa]

Look at my money

[stiff python]

Would that be tuff

[rigid mesa]

Mind you hes not even here

[light brook]

@varias where are you

[compact gazelle]

which dots

[serene forge]

to the right

[hoary zodiac]

Im on ante five round 13 tf-

[light brook]

get him asap ✌️

[viral raft]

bros is trying to unlock Mary andy without plasma deck 😭

[rigid mesa]

In balatro the rounds are how many blinds youve played

[frank grove]

I’m confused what did you even skip for?

[rigid mesa]

I have plasma

[lost vault]

skipped 2 times 💔

[frank grove]

uncommons and money?

[light brook]

i realize i was wrong but i was referring to the three pulsating dots

[rigid mesa]

Ecpn

Econ

[viral raft]

Tags CAN'T be that good 😭😭😭

[rigid mesa]

Mind you 0 pack, joker, or gameplay skips have been taken

[rough prairie]

I skipped for like, 6 mega celestials on Anaglyph, to jumpstart a Constellation

[serene forge]

droll jonker, crafty jonker, marble jonker, misprint, steel jonker, pareidolia, dna, splash, baron, photograph, fortune teller, stone jonker, swashbuckler, throwback, bloodstone, blowman, idol, the tribe, satellite, bootstraps,

[humble gulch]

Where are my fellows thergdlberben'yo'gherboubles

[viral raft]

banana....mmhgmm...yeah...

[compact gazelle]

what are you planning on doing with that banana exactly

[rigid mesa]

Speed tag maxxing

[light brook]

i agree with almost every one of these

[hoary zodiac]

How the fuck have I managed to do more flushes than pairs

[rigid mesa]

Its been all speed tag and investment

Also handsy tag

[compact gazelle]

City in Wales

[cosmic sun]

Mr Krabs

[humble gulch]

What is thergdlberben'yo'gherbouble tho

[shell rock]

i detect suspicious undertones in this phrase

[viral raft]

2oak

[cosmic sun]

game-discussion wasn't ready for my message that got blocked

[shell rock]

thats called a pair

[viral raft]

2oak

[shell rock]

duo

[viral raft]

two of a kind

[shell rock]

a couple

[humble gulch]

Isn't pair easier to write

[shell rock]

horse

[viral raft]

shhhh

Full Horse

🐎🐴🏇

[shell rock]

holy umamusume

im so glad umamusume invented horses

[serene forge]

full hourse

[light brook]

balatrodle in 3

[compact gazelle]

new poker hands list optimized for .out’s typing efficiency
h
p
2
3
s
f
(full house is not real)
4
“straight flush 🎉”
5
(flush house is not real)
ff

[shell rock]

wait wheres five house

[shell rock]

you know

[viral raft]

5oak

[shell rock]

a 5oak with a full house of suits

[humble gulch]

My car looks like that

[light brook]

change the text to say 1/never

[compact gazelle]

why’s the background yellow given the name it has

[shell rock]

a five house

[long fiber]

your favourite several people are is back 🥹

[shell rock]

piss stone

[viral raft]

it's pee pee :D

[light brook]

piss stone

[shell rock]

jinx

[light brook]

same mind

[shell rock]

haha

you cant talk now

[serene forge]

lmaooooo

[light brook]

ahat kinda soda do you want

[compact gazelle]

background should be brown to match the name :>

[shell rock]

root beer <3

[light brook]

BASED

[viral raft]

shhhh looks great like this

but yeah you're right

[shell rock]

root beer is so goated

[compact gazelle]

it does look pretty great i agree

[humble gulch]

Root beer is a 10/10

[cedar sable]

what mod is this

[viral raft]

i made it myself

[compact gazelle]

root beer is what elementary school me confused with real beer

[cursive crater]

peakstone

[light brook]

please tell me it only changes bloodstone to be named shitstone

[cursive crater]

(now we wait)

[long fiber]

is this normal in the slightest

[viral raft]

sure

i'll dm you later ok?

[humble gulch]

Who's stopping me from mixing both (besides the fact I can't legally drink)

[shell rock]

no

[viral raft]

i'm playing a run with banana...

[shell rock]

what

why

[compact gazelle]

w h a t

[long fiber]

yayyyy

[light brook]

i don’t got balatro mods i think it’s just funny lol

[shell rock]

is lusty joker in your top 6

[long fiber]

yeah lol

[viral raft]

sure, it's not even a mod

[compact gazelle]

actual beer tastes awful

never touching that again

[humble gulch]

Real

Wine >

[shell rock]

beer is not good, i tried it once

[long fiber]

heart cards 💞

[shell rock]

and i bet you loooooove bloodstone too

[light brook]

i mean it is technically rotten barley

[viral raft]

drugs >

[light brook]

technically

[long fiber]

nah lol i like flushes

[shell rock]

oh

[shell rock]

actually thats reasonable

[viral raft]

scary

[shell rock]

a good flush run is always nice

[cedar sable]

fair enough

[compact gazelle]

don’t forget the microbes and the infused taste of wood

[humble gulch]

@mental bloom HEY... I saw you

[cedar sable]

LOL

[light brook]

why isn’t wheel named “fuck you im not hitting”

[mental bloom]

Um... No ?

[light brook]

mm i love wood in my drinks 😋

[cedar sable]

peak

[humble gulch]

Go to sleep...

[light brook]

i got it based of what shyt said when i asked her out

[humble gulch]

Bread has also microbes

[mental bloom]

I'm not tired 😭...

I thought I was

[compact gazelle]

self proclaimed liquor appreciators when i present them with a paper cup of water with expired flour pepper extract and wood shavings

[shell rock]

i was gonna make the same joke vro

wrong reply

damn it

[compact gazelle]

nothing wrong with microbes

[red briar]

Hologram Particle Accelerator...

[long fiber]

isn’t there stats on your most played hands where is that

[humble gulch]

Real, in fact, they're 50% of my total cells

[compact gazelle]

you contain more microbes than you contain you 👍

[humble gulch]

Real

[light brook]

who is me

[long fiber]

me is me

[viral raft]

okay i lost the run

:(

[compact gazelle]

those little guys are actually rather nice once you get to know them

they’re good for you :>

[humble gulch]

Is this considered a death threat against germophobes

[long fiber]

should’ve told your cards to work harder

[red briar]

go off invis joker...

[viral raft]

true

[compact gazelle]

1939 was almost a century ago are people really still hung up on that

[red briar]

this is a run of all time

[viral raft]

what do you think?

[humble gulch]

I love fermented foods

[viral raft]

maybe brown would look better

[compact gazelle]

peak

[long fiber]

how rare is a nat negative legendary

[humble gulch]

Fermented foods are S tier

[mental bloom]

0.09

[compact gazelle]

0.3% for legendary joker to be negative just like everything else

[humble gulch]

Nope

[mental bloom]

I suck at math

[humble gulch]

9 in 1,000,000

[viral raft]

i like the other

[compact gazelle]

magnitudes with decimal percentages 💔

[mental bloom]

both odds are 0.3% so why not 0.3X0.3 ?

[compact gazelle]

swimming in soda

[viral raft]

yeah

i like the other tbh

[mental bloom]

oh yeah like 3 in 1000 times 3 in 1000

[compact gazelle]

0.3% of 0.3% and you dropped one of the percentage signs

0.09%% is right

albeit very stupid and convoluted to read

[mental bloom]

yeah 0.09

knew it

[compact gazelle]

doubling up on percentage signs
i should do that more often to annoy others

[mental bloom]

heh

[compact gazelle]

several people are is typing…

[long fiber]

I’ve been playing this game for like 2 weeks now so is that good 😛

(don’t worry i already won the run)

[compact gazelle]

the natural negative? yea that’s good
the legendary? yea he’s the 2nd best
the odds? no the odds for that suck

👍

[long fiber]

im going to play orange stake now

[rigid mesa]

Lowk

[long fiber]

if i have enough time might beat my first gold stake tmrw 🤩

[rigid mesa]

We need a joker called the solo

×1 mult when hand contains high card

[mental bloom]

temperance value at its finest

[rigid mesa]

The copies

[compact gazelle]

taking things to their reasonable conclusions

[rigid mesa]

×5 mult when flush 5 played

[cedar sable]

also how do you even mod the texts

because i want to edit shi

[compact gazelle]

just 5oak
not f5

[compact gazelle]

also call it the horde

[viral raft]

use 7zip on the rar from balatro

[cedar sable]

gl

[viral raft]

i can show you how if you want

[long fiber]

might win this

[cedar sable]

i'll do it later then

[humble gulch]

Magic trick...

[rigid mesa]

The solid
×1 mult for every stone card scored in played hand

[long fiber]

🤭

[cedar sable]

what does anyx do again

[compact gazelle]

lua modding tutorials probably exist somewhere
i figured out the code for packs in an hour from reading the code files of a few

[cedar sable]

onyx*

omg bruh

[long fiber]

+7 mult per club

[humble gulch]

@compact gazelle Do insult attack

[long fiber]

😍

[cedar sable]

yeah remove popcorn for blueprint

[compact gazelle]

im not your pokemon

[cedar sable]

and you might need xmult

[compact gazelle]

hmph

[rigid mesa]

How do we feel chat

[humble gulch]

Hey, can you do me a favor?, insult them

🐑

[long fiber]

i love my perishable popcorn that does absolutely nothing

[rigid mesa]

Chattytyyyy

[compact gazelle]

magic trick
we are financially responsible today
scoring sources: onyx agate and 3 perishables
cooking so hard the kitchen is undergoing subduction into the oceanic mantle

[red briar]

invis joker round two

[compact gazelle]

yes but gently

[humble gulch]

How do you gently insult someone

[compact gazelle]

see above
figure 1

[pale wolf]

seems 1:1 lol

[humble gulch]

🐑

I don't think that's an insult

[pale wolf]

i just got an idea for a joker

[long fiber]

skip?????

[humble gulch]

No

[long fiber]

thank you for your advice

[compact gazelle]

:3

[red briar]

yessirrr

another bp

the particle accelerator growsd

[humble gulch]

Bleh

[hearty tusk]

Lost

Again

[long fiber]

🤔

[ebon condor]

LMAOO THE BS HOLOGRAM LOOKS SO ASS

[long fiber]

ditching droll asap and brainstorm is dead next round

[humble gulch]

I'm bored

Where's everyone

[humble gulch]

What do you mean common

That's +2 free hands

[pale wolf]

its not a played hand though

[long fiber]

??????

[pale wolf]

a soul gives you a legendary joker when you use it

[long fiber]

im not everyone but im several people are hope that’s close enough 🥰

[long fiber]

decision not functionality unless you’re implying yes

idk if i take it

[humble gulch]

Not quite

[long fiber]

😢

[lost vault]

WRONG! it can give jimbo

[pale wolf]

jimbo is a legendary joker

[lost vault]

smh

[pale wolf]

hes every rarity

[long fiber]

do i take soul yall

worse case scenario i get 10 dollars

[pale wolf]

if you want to

[long fiber]

okay i will

[pale wolf]

how are you so broke with having had 2 copy jokers and rebate on red deck 😭

[carmine linden]

I reinstalled Balatro after 4 months because my mom made me uninstall it, but I lost everything and have to start all over again from scratch. 💔✌️🥀

[pale wolf]

looking back at it

amd tou killed REBte

im slain

[pale wolf]

cloud saves exist

[long fiber]

quirkiyo 😜💅

[carmine linden]

I can't find it.

[long fiber]

my soul has left me ✌️

[red briar]

holy chunk

[long fiber]

was trying to wipe a crumb off my screen and sold it but i reloaded the game and it saved it lmao

[red briar]

you were a good run particle accelerator

[carmine linden]

🔥

N It's not a matter of time, it's your intelligence

And how you play

You need to know the function of each wild card.

[rigid mesa]

Free 10$ ig

Perky is useless

[carmine linden]

I don't know, well I'm going back to rebuild what I had, because I lost everything

[rigid mesa]

Unless youre breaking the game

[long fiber]

😭😭😭

[rigid mesa]

Should sold oerky

[long fiber]

😛

im new to Balatro 🥺

[red briar]

im new to balatro too 🥺

we are all new to balatro

[hot relic]

im new to being new to balatro

[knotty zodiac]

I'd say you can do pretty well after about 100 hours. Not consistently winning the hardest stakes but understanding what winning runs look like and being able to get there quite often

[red briar]

this what i think of perkeo

bum joker

[languid flower]

you can win with every joker including/excluding 8ball

[red briar]

the elusive throwback:

[serene forge]

I <3 yuri

[potent tree]

bpbs

[gilded falcon]

What if there was a Balatro boss who disabled enhanced cards

[potent tree]

technically verdant leaf disables all cards until you sell a jonkler

and/or pillar debuffing previously played cards

[red briar]

photochad glazers hate him

[potent tree]

funny how double or nothing is free matador trigger eh?

[red briar]

baron mime glazers hate him even more

[neon cobalt]

hallo

mime best btw

baron is mid ash but mime 🤤

[gilded falcon]

This jit cracks Jokers

[long fiber]

just burnt my raisin bread in the toaster ✌️

[gilded falcon]

Burnt...

[potent tree]

burnt joker speedrun

[gilded falcon]

Burnt Joker....

[real flicker]

I love burnt joker

[long fiber]

upgraded my pair

[potent tree]

truth nuke

now how are you gonna upgrade flush five...

[real flicker]

don't need it

[potent tree]

i've never seen a toaster with more than 4 slots honestly

[long fiber]

don’t have enough cards

im gonna destroy these ones anyway 😛

[solemn flume]

Turn every card into the same one

[potent tree]

"you know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

[neon cobalt]

balow

[warm wedge]

juggler tag + ouija + sigil

[real flicker]

boi no toasters toast bread 😂

[potent tree]

does bro get the reference

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[potent tree]

my mortal nemesis

[long fiber]

[warm wedge]

fah

[long fiber]

i want to post a gif in response but i can’t :((

[real flicker]

ok

[long fiber]

it was a dancing potato

💔

[potent tree]

if only you had the old seeing double...

(basically idol but only for 7 of clubs, and 1/4 chance)

so just a nerfed trib

[dark lava]

no one likes clubs

[neon cobalt]

+mult of doom and dispair

[warm wedge]

eh it was fun

[deft sandal]

not the eye killing the naneinf run 😔

[long fiber]

this run is gonna end so well

[deft sandal]

why you have two homophobic mad joker

[long fiber]

funny

[lime remnant]

sob

[deft sandal]

holographic i mean

[lime remnant]

dagger why are you doing this to me

[viral raft]

@light brook

see dm

[light brook]

sorry don’t get dms from strangers nor do i accept friend requests apologies

[viral raft]

i was going to send you the tutorial to the shitstone thingy but that's okay

[light brook]

yeah i’m on mobile so im not sure it woulda worked anyhow

[viral raft]

ohhh that changes the thingy

you don't need mods but you actually need to play onm pc

sad

[digital pewter]

orangestone

1/2 for scored diamonds to give $2

oceanstone
1/2 for scored clubs to give +14 Mult

darkstone
1/2 for scored spades to give +100 Chips

we love oops slop

[noble mango]

Shitstone activates on farts suit

He (F)arts

[robust lance]

it should be red bro

thats the color of it

not brown

thats dirt and mud

[noble mango]

That's bloodstone
Npt shitstone

[robust lance]

what? no

its red

not brown

[noble mango]

Different joker

[robust lance]

you're thinking of a different substance

[trail pier]

what do we think guys is the erosion pivot an option

[vale shale]

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[cosmic sun]

Bloodstone is what happens when you sit for too long

[trail pier]

ghost deck

[vale shale]

First ghost deck in a hot minute.

[cedar sable]

don't imo

[trail pier]

another pair run down

[cedar sable]

ggs

[vale shale]

Bro fr said "lol I wanna be nat neg"

First ever time I get a nat neg leg

[trail pier]

dam what a start

this isnt an awful start tbh

[warm wedge]

hmm if your leg is neg, do you youse a wheelchair to get around

[warm wedge]

just madden your whole run over

[terse dock]

ITS ALL OVER MY FUCKING KEYBOARD

[trail pier]

just picked up card sharp and guess who shows up

[humble gulch]

Green lolipop

[trail pier]

nvm easy no diff

[clear mulch]

yummy

[trail pier]

i swear to god if i go to next ante and it's that blue guy im gonna be mad

[noble mango]

Now you don't wanna sell me roght of the bat
Ahh canio

[woven hare]

when the todd is odd

[trail pier]

1 in 7 btw

[cosmic sun]

me when I get a box of churros and a mouse

[vale shale]

You know how I won this

Pareidolia

[trail pier]

yippee

[compact gazelle]

wheel is a joke boss

[vale shale]

I didn't have enough scoring by ante 5

[compact gazelle]

oa6 doesn’t even make wheel a threat

[vale shale]

But pareidolia came and a glass 9 card broke

Bro the whole run I did't get a hanged man

Yet for some reason I got the canio to 18x

18x no hanged man

[trail pier]

shop 2 brainstorm wtf

oh

[stark acorn]

wheel is hardcountered by having a working braincell

[trail pier]

what if the wheel flips your entire hand

[stark acorn]

give up

the game clearly doesn’t want you to win

[warm wedge]

thats too expensie

[warm wedge]

3 ooops would do it

[visual niche]

wouldn't 2 be enough

[warm wedge]

4/7 != 1/1

[visual niche]

OH wheel boss

i thought we were talking about the wheel of fortune

😭

[stark acorn]

theoretically since it’s a 1/7 for each individual card in your hand it’s like a 1 in 5,764,801 chance

[trail pier]

nooooo

[atomic trout]

What is this game?

Maybe Mr. Bones isn't needed?

[humble gulch]

8ball S tier 🗣️

[atomic trout]

Certificate?

Dusk sucks.

[humble gulch]

Yes

[atomic trout]

But should I remove Cardsharp?

[warm wedge]

hater bruh

[humble gulch]

Three oops all sixes

[tidal pawn]

Rid of the Mr bones

[atomic trout]

Done.

Certificate it is 😄

[stark acorn]

certificate is so goated in the early antes

[tidal pawn]

We love certificate

[atomic trout]

I never knew Certificate adds cards!

[tidal pawn]

Wait what did you think it did?

[atomic trout]

Adds a random seal to an exisiting card, lol

Now I'm gonna overflow!

And I screwed up

[tidal pawn]

Oh that would be so broken if it did that

[atomic trout]

Yes it would, Local thought of everything

[tidal pawn]

Hologram synergy 😋

[atomic trout]

That and Stone Joker? Whooo

Marble joker*

The one that adds Stone each turn, Hologram goes nuts

[warm wedge]

mm holo

[tidal pawn]

Hologram best joker in the game trust

[atomic trout]

It is when you're going high card

[tidal pawn]

It is for any hand

[atomic trout]

What do I do now?

Nevermind, I won.

Should I take Drunkard over Certificate?

I do like the extra discards

Speaking of which...

[north gorge]

Is my joker layout good for max score?

Or should I copy sock with one

[atomic trout]

We have the Flood.

I'm already facing the damn Water all game

[slow iris]

yes for sure

[atomic trout]

What sorcery is this?!

I like leveling up each round, yet I love Polychome Spaceman for being so useless.

Yet the Burglar is giving me both econ and extra hands. Extra hands with more chances with Space Joker

What do I do?

Space Joker is giving away High Cards

[compact gazelle]

mark flipping all your cards: 1 uncommon
wheel flipping all your cards: 3 copies of the same uncommon

[north gorge]

Drop certificate for burnt

[atomic trout]

The Mark is gonna be hell.

[north gorge]

I lied

Don't do that I'm stupid

[atomic trout]

I was gonna say

Haha

[atomic trout]

You're not stupid. It's the hardest choices we make in this game XD

Leave me alone!

[potent tree]

honestly if no holo i would

[atomic trout]

I will not take a guarantee level up

Spaceman is doing that

[potent tree]

we love pairmaxxin

[atomic trout]

Why is it giving me Discard Jokers?

[north gorge]

Google says no but is ecto really the same rarity as all other spectral cards. I had like 250 rerolls made it to ante 19 ghost deck but died cuz of no ecto. I found plenty of all other spectral cards

[potent tree]

all spectral cards have equal weight except for soul and black hole

[vale shale]

Polychrome spaceman is 1.5x mult

[atomic trout]

Yeh

[potent tree]

i remember my triple spaceman run

[atomic trout]

Now Hanging Chad comes along

[north gorge]

So balatro just hates me

[potent tree]

some days it does. other days nah

.

[atomic trout]

More Discard jokers!

[potent tree]

that was my apollo 11 run

[atomic trout]

Should I OOPS?

This got interseting

[clear mulch]

pair wet dream

[atomic trout]

Pairs?

What pairs?

[terse dock]

Tag that one friend who'd die without food and water

[clear mulch]

@everyone

[atomic trout]

Game over.

[clear mulch]

pairs would've gave more points 🙄

Cartas más alta scales way slowly

[atomic trout]

I see lost in translation!

[clear mulch]

Par would've oneshot

trust me

[atomic trout]

The High Card ends with a bang. The eye hated my repeated hands and I was so weak that I barely scored anything

What?

[clear mulch]

meow

[atomic trout]

What pairs? XD

That measely low scoring would one shot the Eye?

[clear mulch]

• if you leveled up pairs instead of high cards

even then its like 5 more chips compared to each high card level

[atomic trout]

But I am stubborn and Spaceman blew me up high.. card

It was magical.

But no, in all seriousness, I got lucky with early Popcorn and Spaceman

It wouldn't stop leveling up

[clear mulch]

well gg ig

[atomic trout]

gg

[thin wasp]

qucik question: is eternal rental hiker worth it? starting ante 2, $27 thanks to investment tag

[carmine berry]

el ojo

i love that

[atomic trout]

You're an Ojo

[serene forge]

no

[clear mulch]

👁️

[cosmic sun]

The Burnt Joker should be way better for how long that lasts.

[atomic trout]

👁️

[clear mulch]

noo

[serene forge]

not as a rental at least

[thin wasp]

just got it

[carmine berry]

I can not make ojo contact

[atomic trout]

That's creepy

[cosmic sun]

Hiker is giving you very little returns there for the rental hit

[serene forge]

probably not in general but absolutely not as a rental

[thin wasp]

yeah that was my concern

[atomic trout]

I like how it's called the Eye because it's watching you not repeat them hands

[thin wasp]

ty yall

[atomic trout]

Like a teacher during an exam. It's watching you

[clear mulch]

it's called El Ojo, actually

[atomic trout]

El Ojo is just The Eye XD

[clear mulch]

yeah i know xd

[thin wasp]

this is the first deck ive gotten to gold stake and im new to having to deal with rentals, so appreciate it

[carmine berry]

I like how its called amber acorn, because its an acorn and its coloured like amber

[clear mulch]

I like how its called violet vessel, same reasoning

[atomic trout]

It's based off some German/Spain solitare cards.. I think

The colors? I do not know.

[clear mulch]

wait that thing is not a vessel

[atomic trout]

It's a giant cup

A vessel

[clear mulch]

ahh

i was thinking as a vessel more like

a human vessel

[carmine berry]

i don't like violet vessel because its violet vessel

[atomic trout]

But in this case, a chips vessel

And it's Violet because it's royalty

[carmine berry]

I also don't like crimson heart because it keeps killing my nuking joker, and I also can't see red so its an ugly colour

[atomic trout]

A royal cup has to be filled with x6 times the Chips

Uhnless Luchador crashes the party

[carmine berry]

i worded that

really badly

[atomic trout]

Or Shitshot.

[clear mulch]

how do you know it's ugly if you can't see it

[carmine berry]

I meant nuking my scoring joker

[carmine berry]

because its like a really desaturated pinkish-green

[clear mulch]

that's a cool color tho

[carmine berry]

it is disgusting

[clear mulch]

tastes

[carmine berry]

i hate green to begin with its the worst colour of all time

[clear mulch]

pink is kewl tho

i will end my life for pink

[carmine berry]

I see most reds as pink

[stark charm]

I got my whole life ahead of me , no the plant is coming

[carmine berry]

lucky mult shot

[clear mulch]

be pro

[stark charm]

I don't think lucky could save this run

Especially since I lucky face card because I use business card before this

[modest mist]

idk how to play this game ;-;

I'm still losing to the easiest deck and stake.

[warm wedge]

new run and it wont be a hard choice

[warm wedge]

turn the queens into unfacecards

[warm wedge]

what deck

[halcyon shoal]

Guys is winning around 70% of my gold stake games enough to consider myself a pro

Ive gotten c++ but like idk

[warm wedge]

well if u have c++ prob

what about c and c+

[halcyon shoal]

I don’t feel like im really all that good at the game

Cause like the best player win like 95% of their games right

[warm wedge]

99.95%

[halcyon shoal]

Yeah im like nowhere close

Idk

Ive put 2k hours into the game

I don’t feel like Im really improving anymore

Really demotivating tbh

[warm wedge]

jk

hmm ive put like less than 1000?

[halcyon shoal]

I wanna do gold stake speedruns but like losing one outa 4 games just makes it kinda hard

[final escarp]

people be saying “chicot is good” and pulling this up as proof

[halcyon shoal]

Don’t really know how to improve further

[warm wedge]

forces 1 card to not be selected

[final escarp]

final hand was ace flush 5 with 3 red seals all glass

[halcyon shoal]

Why are they all poly what kinda dark magic did you pull

[final escarp]

anaglyph deck

[halcyon shoal]

Oh right

[halcyon shoal]

Anyways I did beat all decks on a modded stake with much higher scaling where the final boss is 1.8 mill

Am I good at the game yet

Probably not tbh

[warm wedge]

until you get 16 red shiny rocks like rofle, no