🕹・game-discussion

[frank grove]

Yuri texture pack?

[lime remnant]

dgrat

[humble gulch]

Love histories between two girls

[lime remnant]

how much is grimbo tho

[carmine berry]

wlw 🤤

[candid niche]

grimbo is +21

[compact gazelle]

bluestorm by eaze

[humble gulch]

He can drink now

[lime remnant]

pair build?

[candid niche]

yea

[lime remnant]

how much level

[candid niche]

pair is level 9

[compact gazelle]

+1 discard a round

[lime remnant]

grimbo is carrying

[humble gulch]

I thought it was Geometry Dash or something

[candid niche]

hmm

i guess grat can die??

actually nah

i need money to fuel holo

banner dies

[compact gazelle]

hæh

[lime remnant]

can be grat or banner

banner could die because of bp copying holo

[candid niche]

how now do i get yuri texture pack...

[lime remnant]

theres a mega pack

[candid niche]

bp can't copy editions

[frank grove]

Can gamble now 🔥

[humble gulch]

Hologram...

[compact gazelle]

holo is hologram

the joker

[candid niche]

oh i'm fucking dumb

lmao

[knotty zodiac]

holo knight

[humble gulch]

Who's stopping me from gambling

[compact gazelle]

so in addition to 1 discard he also has a 1 in 2 chance to make scored hearts give 1.5x

[lime remnant]

no bum its hologram

[candid niche]

i cryptid a blue seal here right

[carmine berry]

the previous ante's voucher was the discard voucher 😭

[lime remnant]

ueah

[humble gulch]

Balatro but jokers can have talents like The Battle Cats

🗣️

[lime remnant]

discord

[compact gazelle]

incant’s additional 0.5x is probably less valuable

[knotty zodiac]

medium worth considering if you alr have 3+ blue seal

[carmine berry]

true

[lime remnant]

deck is bloated so i doubt he can find that purple

[candid niche]

yeah, but i could ptentially move out of grimbo and switch to planet levels for mult

[compact gazelle]

sell yorick and take your time machine back to buy wasteful

[frank grove]

Yeah 63 cards 1 purple is tough

[naive frigate]

Zero econ jokers, 2 rentals

I'm fucked

[knotty zodiac]

chance at purple seal provides more than slightly improved blue seal reliability

[humble gulch]

You can't have enough blue

[lime remnant]

nah keep grimbo he's carrying

[humble gulch]

Never

[carmine berry]

will do i'll be back

[candid niche]

yeah, but grimbo is a bum

[compact gazelle]

holo scaling and two more blue seals likely outweighs

[lime remnant]

holo scale 🤷

[compact gazelle]

depends on exact deck comp but my guess is it’s more ev to crypt

[knotty zodiac]

forgot about holo. good call

[frank grove]

Yeah holo scale and more blue is better than one purple there (sadly, purple is so fun)

[naive frigate]

Bloody hell mate

[lime remnant]

looks like a plushie

[compact gazelle]

terminally ill lesbian

[candid niche]

hmmm... do i accept the trash?

[frank grove]

Do you ever hit shuffle on liked songs and realize that 14 year old you was just liking anything 😭

[naive frigate]

Bloody fucking hell mate

[lime remnant]

yeah sure your deck is fucked anyways

[compact gazelle]

banners gone and you have 2 copiers why would you do anything else

[lime remnant]

free win

[compact gazelle]

0.75x a round for free

[candid niche]

i guess i kill grat

?

or grimbo?

[lime remnant]

grat yes

[compact gazelle]

no need for money now you just coast to win

[lime remnant]

grimbo is like 2x

[candid niche]

alr cool

[lime remnant]

its gg

[naive frigate]

This game sucks more than dbd

[humble gulch]

4 years old me liked children's songs, can you believe that guy?

[fringe nebula]

what did you skip for

[compact gazelle]

smol child me made entire playlists of meme songs and thought that was the peak of music

[naive frigate]

A free rare joker

It was eternal and rental and ass

[fringe nebula]

yeah that one's on you

[naive frigate]

it really is

Not denying it vro

[compact gazelle]

rare skips can’t have stickers iirc

nor can uncommon skips

[knotty zodiac]

declare like bankruptcy and start over xD

[naive frigate]

Whaa

[lime remnant]

why are we redacting blinds

[naive frigate]

Then i got scammed

Who are you talking about

What

[compact gazelle]

new main playlist bimonthly

[frank grove]

I have far too many playlists I need to figure them out at some point but yeah bankrupcy sounds like an easier out 😭

[knotty zodiac]

kaia's list 20260101-20260228
kaia's list 20260301-20260430
...

[naive frigate]

FUCK THIS SHIT

[humble gulch]

The oldest song I gave like in my account was abnormality dancin' girl

🐑

[compact gazelle]

3-800 songs I liked once

[serene forge]

noob

[naive frigate]

Saibot

[knotty zodiac]

a playlist that I USED TO KNOW~~

[serene forge]

saihate

[compact gazelle]

1 main playlist 2 main playlist red main playlist blue main playlist

[serene forge]

they can

that is half of the reason why they're so awful

[knotty zodiac]

nebula playlist

[compact gazelle]

✅ my bad

[serene forge]

the other half is... because they're random lol

[frank grove]

Unironically the only thing that has stopped me from swapping to Appel music is that I can’t put my own cover on the playlists 😭

[naive frigate]

Interesting

[frank grove]

Yeah rare skips .. are dubious

[naive frigate]

The hanging chad is a fading memory don't mind it

[humble gulch]

I only have one playlist

[compact gazelle]

skip round for showman lets go

[frank grove]

That’s ?? Crazy I have like 700 😭 I have a problem

[serene forge]

I got my papa into vocaloid music like a month ago and I thought he would like it because he's a music nerd and it turns out he's obsessed with it now

[candid niche]

doomed yuri

[humble gulch]

Why would you even make 700...

[candid niche]

who is his favorite

[lime remnant]

uhm

[candid niche]

-# please be teto please be teto

[naive frigate]

I still don't understand why do people call this mod yuri

[frank grove]

My dad only listens to slayyyter and Sophie now 😭

[humble gulch]

Osage >>>>>

[frank grove]

I’ve had this account for like over a decade 😭

[naive frigate]

What elephant is there to address to vro

[compact gazelle]

abandoned playlist is just every old one that’s not in the current playlists folder

[serene forge]

miku is the only one he really knows about lol

[candid niche]

look it up

[naive frigate]

Look WHAT up brodie wodie

[serene forge]

its yuri

[candid niche]

talk about delayed gratification

[warm wedge]

ggs

[humble gulch]

It's not about time, it's just why

💔

[candid niche]

please tell me what mod this is

[naive frigate]

Cool

[echo sphinx]

$3 for a random sticker or a speculative xmult

[warm wedge]

bruh ive gotten an insane club, diamond, and other club run, but still havent got illusioner thingy 😭

[lime remnant]

holobait

[serene forge]

idk I just snagged this image from somewhere else

[candid niche]

:(

[lime remnant]

c++ before c

[compact gazelle]

“both” in the buffoon back

[serene forge]

look its yuri

expensive yuri

[lime remnant]

doomed yuri

[serene forge]

on a serious note

I want to say cert?

[frank grove]

sometimes the brother duo band from the mid 70s doesn’t fit the vibe of the mid 2010s club music

[compact gazelle]

you can take and drop cert for a free seal I guess

[lime remnant]

it could be a blue seal

[serene forge]

gold seals can make money back and blue/purple is always good

[naive frigate]

What is the amount of yuri mods does this game have vro

[humble gulch]

Why don't just listen to it all at once

[compact gazelle]

3 in 4 chance to be good

[compact gazelle]

not enough is the answer to that

[candid niche]

amazing

[lime remnant]

red seal potentially good 😂

[serene forge]

I <3 yuri

[humble gulch]

I have cute romantic songs and rock punk in the same playlist

[compact gazelle]

eaze is locked in on making yuri mods tho

[humble gulch]

Well, more hopeless romantic than romantic

[frank grove]

• true reaction * (I don’t have nitro)

[serene forge]

I should get a shirt that says I <3 yuri on it

[echo sphinx]

shibal

[serene forge]

fuck

[humble gulch]

Real

[echo sphinx]

bro this is the second red seal

[compact gazelle]

potential seal
they call it 007
0 value alone
0 justification
7 million endless runs

[frank grove]

Hey what about those extra 7 chips !!!!

[serene forge]

give me liberty give me fire give me devil and death in the next shop or I retire

[lime remnant]

armmm actusjcjeally its more chip

[humble gulch]

I have a feeling that if you multiply the number of reasons to have a red seals on gold stake by a million you get 0

[candid niche]

i have a button maker. i need to make gay ass buttons

[frank grove]

But what about potential fist value guys 🤔

😭

[serene forge]

gay ass

[lime remnant]

only value red seal have is ghost deck 😂

[humble gulch]

Deja vu is fuel for the campfire

[compact gazelle]

0 relevance 0 purpose +7 chips to hearts flushes

[echo sphinx]

WHERE IS MY SEALLLLLL

[frank grove]

One extra miss for bloodstone 🔥🔥🔥

[lime remnant]

erm actually its 28 chips ahaha

im better than you im the best balatro player

[compact gazelle]

7 more disappointments before you lose to ante 5 wall

[compact gazelle]

28 of hearts?

[frank grove]

Hiker value 🔥

[lime remnant]

nooo bevausev flush is x4

[humble gulch]

0 skill
0 playing slow
7 is the next number of streak I'll have

[compact gazelle]

+5 chips 7 more times

[echo sphinx]

WORST JOKER SUPERPOSITION
joker so bad even 4oak gets drawn first

[lime remnant]

7 streak of white stake

[compact gazelle]

chips not score

[humble gulch]

I wish, GSG is painful because I have to play nebula

[lime remnant]

geto ut you are not allowed to correct me

[humble gulch]

And plasma

Plasma is 0 fun

[compact gazelle]

7th ante record on stakes above green

[lime remnant]

cancer deck

[compact gazelle]

@humble gulch im getting you for some reason

[frank grove]

Gsg in order is horrible

[humble gulch]

What

[compact gazelle]

dunno ask novice what for

[lime remnant]

folk

[humble gulch]

Fork*

[candid niche]

x19 holo and yuri couldn't get me past ante 12

[lime remnant]

whos novice

[compact gazelle]

well
I got .out

what now

[lime remnant]

whos out

who is you

[compact gazelle]

baba
baba is you

[humble gulch]

"You get .Out (3)!"

[lime remnant]

🥹

baba

such a nice name

[humble gulch]

That means spit in spanish

[compact gazelle]

it means father in chinese

[lime remnant]

spangs

[humble gulch]

Well, I'm no chinese to correct you

🐑

[compact gazelle]

im no chinese either

[frank grove]

why does the bluestorm pack not make them kiss like the meme what’s the point then?

[compact gazelle]

gonna need a mod for that one :>

bluestorm mod 2.0 and it’s straight softcore of anime girl jokers

[frank grove]

Someone get on that

[echo sphinx]

and died

[compact gazelle]

25 percent chance I remember to do it and work up the motivation during summer

[echo sphinx]

pants or monis

+2 mult

[compact gazelle]

+2 mult or $2.5

[knotty zodiac]

wwmpgd

what would mr parking greed do

[echo sphinx]

greed for parking value

TWO PROCS

one more interst

[frank grove]

🔥

[echo sphinx]

WHAT

[compact gazelle]

I forgot the $0.5 that comes with the +2 :3

[echo sphinx]

slop dreams of this shit

[frank grove]

😭

Slop dreams 😭

[echo sphinx]

what would u do

[compact gazelle]

lobotomy plays this

[echo sphinx]

pivot cuz its +2 multe or skip

[frank grove]

I would just keep trousers

[knotty zodiac]

#run-discussion

/s

[lime remnant]

slop

[echo sphinx]

NOT THE SHADOW REALM

[compact gazelle]

speculative oa6 value

[frank grove]

Speculative loss value 🔥

[lime remnant]

mime baron run to get the last voucher

for whatever reason i havent get c

[humble gulch]

What a horrible wordle

[compact gazelle]

your fault for guessing “ranga” whatever tf that is

[humble gulch]

What else I'm supossed to try

[frank grove]

Ranga is such an insane second word 😭

[echo sphinx]

what the fuck is ranga

[humble gulch]

I mean, it helped

[compact gazelle]

cramp idk

there’s definitely better than that it’s just what comes to mind

crane wouldn’t be bad either

[echo sphinx]

guess the jonkler

pls manifest chicot

[humble gulch]

It's always trib

[compact gazelle]

yorick 🐐

[frank grove]

It’s going to be trib

[echo sphinx]

CHICOTTT

[compact gazelle]

texts-coral

[frank grove]

GOAT

[compact gazelle]

argil knows something we don’t

[humble gulch]

I did it anyways, stop bullying me ❤️‍🩹

[compact gazelle]

no :3

[humble gulch]

Honestly, I don't even know why I know what ranga means

[compact gazelle]

well actually yes I will stop bullying you since I have a game to play :>

[lime remnant]

type of run to appear on white stakes

[humble gulch]

:4

[frank grove]

It’s Australian so who knows 😭

[humble gulch]

I only know it for like, gets easily mad

[knotty zodiac]

is it slang for kangaroo or something

[humble gulch]

It's a personality trait

[lime remnant]

endlessbro dream

[frank grove]

I looked it up apparently it’s like for red headed people in Australian slang ? They got a lot of slang over there

[knotty zodiac]

btw what is the word for the male karen personality

[humble gulch]

Yeah, like Boeing 474

[frank grove]

Moshing 😭

Boing 474 😭

[humble gulch]

Shut up

🐊

[warm wedge]

bong 797

[vale shale]

Good morning

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[warm wedge]

nebula

🙂

[vale shale]

Neb neb

[humble gulch]

Do I die or do I get a free win

[warm wedge]

die ofc

[humble gulch]

... yeah

[warm wedge]

maybe neg baron mime?

ok

[humble gulch]

That would be trash

What is baron mime doing for me without levels

[warm wedge]

why

oh tru

[humble gulch]

Nor deck fixing

[warm wedge]

if there was a perkeo in the arcana + a majikal criptid

[humble gulch]

Nor econ

Gg

[compact gazelle]

:5

[atomic trout]

Is Wrath even worth it?

[humble gulch]

:6

[compact gazelle]

:7

[humble gulch]

:8

[atomic trout]

Nah

[compact gazelle]

:9

[humble gulch]

:0

[compact gazelle]

:11

:3c

[humble gulch]

:2¹⁰²⁴

Let'ssee what I get

Fuck you

Bruh

[echo sphinx]

worst joker mailed in

[karmic garnet]

Idk if I'm lucky or if I'm getting better

[echo sphinx]

diabolical

[humble gulch]

Hello, old friend

What is this

[knotty zodiac]

so close to greatness

[karmic garnet]

Ion kno

[atomic trout]

A worthy attempt

[knotty zodiac]

Jc idol build

[frank grove]

Wait is this it??

[naive frigate]

Kind of in a bit of a pickle here am i

[knotty zodiac]

mm missed both draws gg

[warm wedge]

meh just manifest a drunkard

and maybe a grabber + nacho tong

[naive frigate]

Sure just give me a sec

[warm wedge]

ok

[errant brook]

C++ mobile update: been stuck on 2 jokers left now all day. Have only seen Acrobat once and it was a rental that ended up screwing me. Have not seen bean (even too early) at all.

[knotty zodiac]

yep the good ol' late c++ deadweight screwover

[lime remnant]

surprised acrobat is pretty late

[naive frigate]

Wowzers

[warm wedge]

perishable L

[knotty zodiac]

#bait

[warm wedge]

raije

[lunar zealot]

brainstorm L

[warm wedge]

bate

[lime remnant]

rebate

[warm wedge]

mail out

[knotty zodiac]

male .out

[vale shale]

Driver license

[humble gulch]

Hi

[knotty zodiac]

cant believe youre named after the best joker in the game. im lowk jelis

[bleak hemlock]

💀

[echo sphinx]

is that a pivot

[silk thorn]

guys

guys

[echo sphinx]

whats

[silk thorn]

i just love taking the negative skip tag

for no reason

(this is ragebait)

[echo sphinx]

lol

[knotty zodiac]

yeah prob take both drop cart or runner, depends on runner chips

[echo sphinx]

negative is good

until u reach orange lol

[silk thorn]

i only really take it if i have baseball card

on anaglyph deck

[lime remnant]

bro i forgot to copy the damn photo

[warm wedge]

its ok so r u

[warm wedge]

and this is why we dont get gredy

[humble gulch]

Real

[warm wedge]

out is a joker?

[humble gulch]

Yes

Me

[simple escarp]

Was it intentional ?

[lost vault]

was what intentional

[night turret]

Man I love not getting immo

Fucking cool

[lost vault]

absolutely jacked

also trance is right there ov

og

we just ignoring that

[faint snow]

I’m not very good yet, but I just had a crazy run. What is the best order to put my jokers in here?

[lost vault]

where

[lost vault]

oh

the best course of action is restart

[faint snow]

…

[lost vault]

but im just a hater

of endless

[faint snow]

Plz idk what to do is the right order or would it be better to point my blueprint and brainstorm at King

[lost vault]

idk

depends on ur deck

[glass kelp]

Nooo

Like 4 rounds in a row of holding a death card only to never draw my blue seal 🙁

[faint snow]

It’s all red stamp steel Kings

[simple escarp]

2 on king and 1 on mime I think

[tardy spade]

I'm making a custom poker hand which is triggered by cards in your hand adding to 21. Should it be specifically all cards in hand adding to 21, or should any combination work?

[faint snow]

I’ll give it a try thanks

[humble gulch]

Any combination

You don't need 5 cards to hit 21

[tardy spade]

so then what should I do if there are multiple ways to make 21 in the hand?

just score the first one?

[molten flower]

That’s a fun idea. I think any set of cards hitting 21 makes sense, like blackjack

[humble gulch]

Uhm

[night turret]

Did that

Lost the run

[faint snow]

Thank you so much that saved me

[simple escarp]

No problem :]

[lost vault]

sucks to suck i guess

[molten flower]

Maybe the most valuable one? Or if they manage to get two sets of 21 (is that possible??) it counts as a new hand.

[lost vault]

nobody said trance was a free win

though its pretty close

[humble gulch]

If you're playing gold then all baron

If you're playing steel, blueprint copying mime

[tardy spade]

A J K 8 3 contains two 21s in total

A+J and K+8+3
or A+K and J+8+3

[novel nymph]

guys what u think about my poker hands?

[rapid frost]

bro who tf was playing balatro in the 1600s

[lost vault]

are we serious

balatro didnt create the word balatro

[rapid frost]

yes i know thats the joke dumbass

[errant brook]

The one time I could have taken it I wasn't 100% sure I'd win with it. Since then I had a decent run with it but died close to the end. Bean on the other hand I don't remember seeing in ages

[lost vault]

sorry i couldnt tell

to be honest i am bad at picking up on tone online

even though it seems like it should be obvious for some reason thats not what comes to mind at first

[naive frigate]

Genuinely PRAYING for the hanged man

[warm wedge]

sir balatro of duke balatro of earblatro

[silk thorn]

yay new personal wee joker pb

[lime remnant]

yo why they so bad

[naive frigate]

I can slide the mod if you won't tell anyone

Hand crafted

[lime remnant]

yes pls

[silk thorn]

no way it‘s papyrus

[naive frigate]

Can we address the elephant

[lime remnant]

i want me some yuri mod

[naive frigate]

This is more of r63 but ok

[silk thorn]

what elephant

(i suck at this game don‘t judge me)

[naive frigate]

The resolution of the picture vro

[silk thorn]

oh

i ate them

(the pixels)

[humble gulch]

Perkeo looks like a femboy...

[naive frigate]

No???

Why is it lgbt and sexualised the fuck

[lost vault]

because thats what it is

well idk about the lgbt part

i think theyre supposed to be girls

and its a reference to the bluestorm or is inspired by it

kinda jsut assuming tho

[split condor]

spacing it so good

[split condor]

?

[naive frigate]

What

[split condor]

tf u talking about

[naive frigate]

The tags

There are sexualised and lgbtq+ tags

On the mod

[knotty zodiac]

proof of time travelers

[lost vault]

balatro player look at the screenshot challenge

[naive frigate]

Hey psst

@lime remnant Yo big dwag

Biggest of the dawgs

[simple escarp]

How many cryptids ?

[bleak hemlock]

shiny

[silk thorn]

none, dna (plus blueprint and brainstorm) and deaths

i didn‘t get a single one this entire run

[rustic haven]

balatrodle in 3

W

[hardy fable]

my weakness

[proven bloom]

Really? Are you serious...?

[errant brook]

What about it

[echo sphinx]

lol

today is a wonderful black deck

[knotty zodiac]

livin the riff raff life

[echo sphinx]

what the riff raff

its pulling everything good

[deft sandal]

good god, it's a black deck run

[echo sphinx]

the 1 in 10 run where black deck is the best deck

[deft sandal]

fr

[patent sail]

riff raff didnt even pull out photo??? based

he pulled out a photochad for me once 😭😭😭 like riff raff what the fuck is that supposed to mean

[deft sandal]

aww, I wish i could take both the vagabussy and the brainstorm

[patent sail]

🧠 🌪️

stickerless one is wild too

mine are always perishable 😭

[naive frigate]

Would you guys like it if waluigi was added to balatro

[patent sail]

if cryptid one no

[naive frigate]

Well of course

Cryptid one is unbalanced and stupid

[signal brook]

Insert throwback glaze here

[naive frigate]

Insert death threats here

[signal brook]

WHAT???

[naive frigate]

You don't glaze throwbasck without recieving death threats brodie

That's not possible

[patent sail]

to be honest it has a funny idea because waluigi IS greedy and loves money and econ legendary CAN be fun probably maybe idk but like

ehhhhh

[signal brook]

Mods, remove this joker 🃏 from my court

[naive frigate]

Waluigi gives 2.5x per joker

Wario gives econ

$3 per joker

[patent sail]

jimbo, we gonna have to kill this guy

[signal brook]

Crazy work bro

[patent sail]

wow im so bad

[signal brook]

Insert plasma glaze here

[patent sail]

wario one is fun waluigi no

[deft sandal]

do I go for a spongebob run?

[patent sail]

yeah okay my mario universe knowledge is near 0

[patent sail]

you asking? any day

[signal brook]

Im going to horse plinko you

[patent sail]

well im not a horse

[deft sandal]

hell yea

[patent sail]

so goodluck with that

[signal brook]

Human plinko

It is 1 am

[digital pewter]

can you believe it guys?

balatrodle

[patent sail]

im not a human ime car :3

[digital pewter]

just 3 minutes away

[digital pewter]

vroom

[patent sail]

✅🐈

🐈🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (cat going so fast it leaves a trail of flames behind)

[digital pewter]

burnt joker

[patent sail]

yeah the cat just ran over him

[digital pewter]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[deft sandal]

bro thinks he on the team 🥀

[digital pewter]

"is that a baron and mime in the same shop? in MY hack wee run?"

[deft sandal]

bornana

[patent sail]

its so perplexing how burnt part of the burnt joker might have been an incident and he accidentally got burnt, but then he also already has a fire and flames themed design, meaning he WAS supposed to be burnt or was always made this way? truly an unsolvable conundrum

[humble gulch]

Free win

[deft sandal]

which i dont think i can afford to take it

[echo sphinx]

an unburnt burnt joker will proc on every discard

[deft sandal]

0 econ generation, that's gonna kill me :/

[patent sail]

frozen joker will eat your levels instead

[patent sail]

i think youre fine tbh

[humble gulch]

You can sell brainstorm if you're not sure (yes, I'm serious)

[patent sail]

yeahhh hes practically X2 here

banana is X3

[clear mulch]

how are riff-raff and misprint NOT rng?

[echo sphinx]

gg brain

[digital pewter]

it doesn't have #/#

[humble gulch]

Because they always activate

[patent sail]

rng is when theres a listed chance

[patent sail]

1 in something to proc

[clear mulch]

too vague

grrr

[digital pewter]

idol would be rng, ancient joker would be rng, rebate would be rng, so many jokers would be rng if it was more vague

[clear mulch]

balatrordle stop vagueposting

i get it now

[echo sphinx]

yorick is rng

[deft sandal]

yea, i think is kinda fine

[digital pewter]

holdonnnn

potential 3 guess balatrodle

[clear mulch]

wow cavendish costs less than gros michel

[digital pewter]

i'm so fire

[humble gulch]

Balatrodle in 4

[patent sail]

i got it in 2 💔🐎

[clear mulch]

horse

[digital pewter]

damn

[clear mulch]

🐎

[patent sail]

my opener is always jimbo and that gave me enough info to guess

[digital pewter]

yknow if i started with erosion like i usually do i probably would've gotten it too 💔

would've shown me ||that the ability type is almost guaranteed xmult||

then the rest are self explanatory

[deft sandal]

im at the point where a needle can kill me

[patent sail]

what gave it away for me is ||ability being +mult adjacent (aka xmult)|| and ||RNG being Yes||

and ofc the rarity

[digital pewter]

yeah when i saw both of those it instantly clicked

||i actually went with gros michel as my second guess lol||

[signal brook]

At least throwback is a guaranteed proc AND doesnt reset 🥹

[patent sail]

hologram mogs

constellation mogs

campfire easily mogs

even steel joker mogs

[signal brook]

Campfire 😭

[signal brook]

🥀

[patent sail]

campfire is so good

[signal brook]

Uhhuh.

[patent sail]

its $2 to gain X0.25

[signal brook]

It resets after the boss tho

Just get hologram

[patent sail]

and absolutely free on gold stake because rentals

[patent sail]

very easy to regrow

[echo sphinx]

0$ with rental joker and a spare joker slot 🔥🔥

[deft sandal]

-# its a bait its a bait its a bait...

[patent sail]

what would you even dupe

just go next

[echo sphinx]

flush joker lol

crafty*

[deft sandal]

ts is fucked up :(

[signal brook]

DUPE THE CHIP FLUSH GUY ✌️

[knotty zodiac]

we stan crafty

[echo sphinx]

ante 7 eye sob

[signal brook]

We stan crafy

[deft sandal]

kinda need the perfect draw to survive

[signal brook]

Crafty joker is my spirit animal

[digital pewter]

who's your spirit joker

[knotty zodiac]

maybe you can find a tarot to hold

[digital pewter]

that's a really funny idea

[deft sandal]

i need to get a hand like this and I think i survive

[slow iris]

still good despite that

[signal brook]

Conditionally

[deft sandal]

oh great, i got a world tarot

[errant brook]

Officially switching to Anaglyph deck for my last 2 jokers. I’m starting to think Turtle Bean doesn’t exist on mobile

[deft sandal]

still gonna need to draw a full house tho

[digital pewter]

best way to find the jokers you need for c++ is mostly just crazy econ management

[signal brook]

Turtle bean doesnt exist, it was all a dream

[errant brook]

I've won at least 4-5 games now without seeing Acrobat or Turtle Bean at all. One game I had nat negative golden ticket + Midas Mask

[digital pewter]

guys whos spirit joker is 8 ball

[deft sandal]

thank god I found a death

[knotty zodiac]

@echo sphinx

[deft sandal]

hell yeah

[digital pewter]

nice

[echo sphinx]

and also argil

[novel nymph]

my god

[errant brook]

is that your new high score

or your phone number potentially...

[cedar sable]

hi balatro

[novel nymph]

yes

[cedar sable]

[deft sandal]

haha funny

[novel nymph]

in one hand

yes

[cedar sable]

ggs

[errant brook]

I remember my first high score

[cedar sable]

i guess

[deft sandal]

gg

flush house build

[cedar sable]

how does one do gold stake

[deft sandal]

2 new gold stickers

[errant brook]

The answer honestly is "git gud"

Gold stake is understanding most of the core mechanics of Balatro and then "playing what the game gives you"

Having said that, my easiest gold stake runs are when I get Obelisk very early and then just build it for 6-7 antes and then just win easily

[deft sandal]

just throw shits at the wall and see what sticks and you'll get a gold stake run

[lost vault]

there is no solid answer to this

you beat the game

like anu other stake

do remember that rentals are not instant losses

[errant brook]

Rentals do suck though

[lost vault]

take them if tehyre good and dont obliterate your econ

[errant brook]

My last chance at Acrobat was a rental

It being a rental made me poor the whole game

[knotty zodiac]

ok yours can be parking

[knotty zodiac]

ya its bait

[errant brook]

It's 1 of 2 jokers I need for C++ on mobile so

I 100% was going to take it

[simple escarp]

Hell yeah

[lost vault]

midback

throwmid

actually

throwbad is better

[deft sandal]

man, the first thing i see when i open youtube

look inside

[knotty zodiac]

idk i rekt a few runs before i gave up trying to carry negative weight through a run

[lost vault]

haha looks inside funny

lol photochad

[errant brook]

Which deck is this

[knotty zodiac]

i think red? never ask a colorblind person for color help 😛

[errant brook]

Red is a decent deck to go for C++

I play on Blue Deck for C++

[knotty zodiac]

i wanted to "clear" c+ as well (i unlocked all)

[errant brook]

Oh yes, do C+ before C++

[knotty zodiac]

yo otherwise blue for sure

[errant brook]

C+ will be a more annoying grind

[knotty zodiac]

it's not so bad on unlock all

did it the proper way once, no desire to do it again xD

[frozen tendon]

oh word

[median summit]

I get a bigger dopamine rush seeing a $23 over a $20 with lucky cards on Balatro, anyone know why?

[ebon condor]

what you dont want to play black deck orange stake?

and black deck purple stake

and

[median summit]

Black & Gold

[frozen tendon]

uh maybe cuz it is more money?

[knotty zodiac]

105 nongs runs to say that you did something "legit" heh

after you did do it legit once

[median summit]

nongs

[novel nymph]

Win a run without ever having more than 4 Jokers

guys, this means in the entire run? because i deleted one joker before winning the ant 8 ant not worked

[median summit]

Yes, antes 1-8

[novel nymph]

oh ok ty

[frozen tendon]

"without ever"

[novel nymph]

so far my stats

[frozen tendon]

top jokers?

[ebon condor]

credit card and splash is crazy wtf

[frozen tendon]

dang photo chad or go home

[ebon condor]

and jimbo in top 10

fire 🔥

[frozen tendon]

it is literally just photo chad and ante 1-3 jokers lmao

i love me some photo chad tho, just gotta duck da plant

[ebon condor]

and 4f tbf

[ebon condor]

what the fuck

how have you only played 29 straights

[frozen tendon]

seems nomral for starters

[ebon condor]

thats actually wild

[humble gulch]

I'm disappointed

[novel nymph]

i dont play much straights

[frozen tendon]

oh i thought that was like amount of times he's leveled

[frozen tendon]

how do you see this?

[humble gulch]

Some stats mod

[novel nymph]

collection > other

[ebon condor]

yeah but id imagine you come across SOME situations where you have to play a straight on occasion

[novel nymph]

let me see

[ebon condor]

but i guess not thats crazy

[novel nymph]

oh

[novel nymph]

is that mod

[novel nymph]

lol 942 flush five i have 0

[ebon condor]

a similar page is also on balatrostats.com tbf

[echo sphinx]

where do i find this

[frozen tendon]

lucky first might've done the job

[frozen tendon]

@echo sphinx

[echo sphinx]

am i blind lol

[median summit]

Didn't pop, so no difference

[frozen tendon]

weird

[novel nymph]

u need card sleeves mod

[frozen tendon]

i don't have any mods installed either

i don't have card sleeves mod lol

[echo sphinx]

oh i dont have

[novel nymph]

oh not?

[median summit]

Get it, it's goated

[novel nymph]

nvm

then i don't know

[ebon condor]

maybe its steammodded?

[frozen tendon]

i kept having to redo achievement progress bc i had mods so i just unisntalled all of them besides handy

and joker display

[ebon condor]

anyways heres mine

pretty normal i think

[humble gulch]

Only level 5000 pair

[echo sphinx]

looks pretty average

[novel nymph]

why that shows levels

mine don't

[ebon condor]

its balatrostats

cool website where you get to see your balatrostats

[naive frigate]

Yo big dawg

Fuhh is this

[frozen tendon]

how do you upload your profile?

[median summit]

Player.jkr

It's in %appdata%\Balatro

[ebon condor]

users/user/appdata/roaming/balatro/slot#

[novel nymph]

mine

[frozen tendon]

am i the blind one now?

[ebon condor]

1

or 2 if thats your profile

[novel nymph]

11.11% winning lmao

[slate pasture]

obelisk actually carried me to get gold stake

[novel nymph]

💀

[echo sphinx]

lol mines is probably 5%

[slate pasture]

I thought obelisk was a shit joker

[humble gulch]

Obelisk is top 5 xmult

[novel nymph]

bruh, how i am so bad at this game, 11.11% is crazy 😿

[slate pasture]

but how work around it when other strategies are play one particular hand?

[echo sphinx]

chips joker and handsize

[slate pasture]

havent played in months but at the time it was high card

[echo sphinx]

(and +mult ofcourse)

[humble gulch]

It's actually brain dead, spam pairs and pivot to high card

[frozen tendon]

yeah i see it, cool stats

[echo sphinx]

the hand to spam for obelisk setup is Pair

[ebon condor]

as long as youre not like COMPLETELY reliant on hand levels its basically free xmult

[frozen tendon]

obelisk is like one of the best xmult jokers he can just be tedious yk

[ebon condor]

even if half of your scoring is from planets, thats like 1.25 rounds for obelisk to make that up

[echo sphinx]

based on the last time i saw someone use it, 5 hands can be enough for obelisk (on abandoned deck)

[knotty zodiac]

trouble if any is usually the 1-2 round setup time

[novel nymph]

what the level means?

[ebon condor]

total times upgraded

not necessarily planets used tho i think it counts spoker and bhole n such

[lost vault]

flush chud

[slate pasture]

how i scaled through the 8 rounds

[humble gulch]

x2 it's all you need

[slate pasture]

its up to 6.45

6.4

[humble gulch]

Usually obelisk runs look like 30 times played pair but I guess that's fine

[echo sphinx]

i meant more like most played hand is played 5 times

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[ebon condor]

if youre good with it you can def get away w it lol

[knotty zodiac]

bhole took me a few sec 💀

[echo sphinx]

it was almost 4 hands xd

[slate pasture]

well when the objective is to reach past round 8 then who gives a shit?

[humble gulch]

Actually that's the strategy for ante 8

[frozen tendon]

it isn't too late to delete

[humble gulch]

Nobody uses obelisk in endless

[ebon condor]

obelisk naneinf when

tbf thats very doable but not incredibly interesting

[frozen tendon]

im workin on it rn, just need a couple ankh ectos and i'll get there

[humble gulch]

And usually nobody that likes obelisk play endless at all

[echo sphinx]

obelisk endless is a cosmetic joker om

[hoary moon]

yo what

[frozen tendon]

i mean, i'm kinda just playing for all the achievements, once i get all of those i'll either just quit the game or go back to grinding balatro multiplayer. update when?

[humble gulch]

You can always make your own fun

[ebon condor]

join the gsg torture pit its fun

[hoary moon]

anything but a job

[frozen tendon]

just personal preference, i

[humble gulch]

Imagine having a job being minor

[frozen tendon]

i'm already bored of going for stickers, i doubt i'll be in the mood for more balatro once i get them

[ebon condor]

he was tragically shot whilst writing this 😢

[frozen tendon]

pretty common

[frozen tendon]

fat finger enter instead of '

[hoary moon]

it happened again 😭

[humble gulch]

I think it's just me and Zoahl

I don't know if Argil is doing it

[ebon condor]

i guess ive been in the pit so long you dont even notice im in here

tbf ive not been doing it actively too much

[humble gulch]

It's my main quest

[ebon condor]

but my best is a 9 streak

(died like an idiot on checkered)

[humble gulch]

I'm doing it in order because I hate myself

[ebon condor]

im doing it in order except black because i dont hate myself THAT much

which is why my stats look like this

[humble gulch]

I can get consistently to black anyways so

[hoary moon]

what the fuck

[mighty hare]

Yall are smart right?

[ebon condor]

on occasion

[humble gulch]

I'd say so

[echo sphinx]

no im hoshbomb

i hate WORST JOKER SUPERPOSITION

[mighty hare]

I should hex ankh here right?

[humble gulch]

Context hat

[mighty hare]

Start if ante 2 btw like after boss

[echo sphinx]

hex ankh ye

[cloud sinew]

No

[naive frigate]

MAYBE

[humble gulch]

Just take the full screenshot bro

[cloud sinew]

Absomutely not

[knotty zodiac]

trance

[mighty hare]

Its Start of ante 2 tho

[cloud sinew]

trance and then cryptid

[ebon condor]

consider the trance cryptid angle

[echo sphinx]

hex ankh hex ankh

[knotty zodiac]

cryptid

[cloud sinew]

hex ankh is horrible

[mighty hare]

But Hex ankh on the brainstorm

[echo sphinx]

trance cryptid is not bad either

[naive frigate]

hex ankh hex ankh

[ebon condor]

but if you want to have fun and its like a1 hex ankh is funny

[cloud sinew]

and copy what

[echo sphinx]

funnier

[humble gulch]

Brainstorm isn't that good

[cloud sinew]

cope

[humble gulch]

Cryptid blue

Blue cryptid

[echo sphinx]

is hex ankh good? no
is it funnier

go get em

[knotty zodiac]

dies to round 5 when you have 0 scoring besides 2.25xmult

[ebon condor]

nothing bad could possibly happen

[mighty hare]

i'd have money by then for a scoring joker

[knotty zodiac]

pikachu is ready to go see nurse joy again

so go

[humble gulch]

Blue it's better anyways

[clear mulch]

i found the constellation astronomer yuri

[mighty hare]

happy now?

[echo sphinx]

what did pikachu end up picking

im expecting trance cryptid cuz everyones saying it

[humble gulch]

That's actually so good

[echo sphinx]

(cuz its better)

[ebon condor]

middle ground: use hex, sell the joker it hits, and then cryptid the 9 of spades

[mighty hare]

Trance cryptid

[clear mulch]

thanks to lesbianism, yeah

[knotty zodiac]

pikachu is not that into nurse joy

[mighty hare]

Context im on checkered deck

[patent sail]

i deckfixed down to 31 cards but still failed to draw 5th card for a straight

[echo sphinx]

this is what we call a compromise
both sides give up their synergy and u end up with a sad sad game

[humble gulch]

Even better

[patent sail]

bottomdecked all 4

[hoary moon]

descendants

[patent sail]

ALL my straights run die to horrible draws specifically ante 7

[knotty zodiac]

this is not possible with optimal discard strat

[patent sail]

it wasnt optimal to be fair because i was hoping i can keep steel in hand

game just hates me fr

[ebon condor]

it probably is but youd have to be very unlucky in a very specific set of circumstances

[knotty zodiac]

when one side wants fries

and the other side wants cake

introducing...

[echo sphinx]

cake fries

[patent sail]

cries

[ebon condor]

an open casket funeral

[echo sphinx]

frike also works

[knotty zodiac]

you see 33 cards when full discarding/playing to discard at 4/2

they said they have 31

[ebon condor]

well we dont know the exact circumstances

[knotty zodiac]

it can be possible with hiero, etc.

but thats all active player choice, the game cant force you

[echo sphinx]

z*ny vs w*ly

not zany and wily but still silly

[patent sail]

yeah so it is my fault because i was discard-playing 2 at a time hoping i can keep steel in hand

it backfired quickly 🐎🔥

[ebon condor]

i feel like thats kinda an oversimplification but im not gonna like argue on this point its not like anyone is saying they did discard optimally

[patent sail]

yeah my discarding was horrible

[clear mulch]

does getting some points on The Wall or Violet Vessel and then selling Luchador to disable their effect and lower their requirement win the round immidietly if the point requirement goes below your current score?

[patent sail]

i had burglar too so like

[coarse mulch]

So genuine question, what do I do now that I have completionist++?

[clear mulch]

new save file

do it all over again

[ebon condor]

100% or winstreaks

[patent sail]

play gold stake gauntlet idk

[wanton breach]

Shite happens a lot in gold stake runs

Always gold stake runs

[knotty zodiac]

i took a short break and then started playing without pairs

[patent sail]

straights is the way to go

[patent sail]

the curse of ante 7 though

[coarse mulch]

Straights are crazy words

I couldn't do a straight run for the life of me

[wanton breach]

Yeah, should be non binary

[patent sail]

i mean all my runs are very gay but i like playing straights

[wanton breach]

I really like wild cards now

[clear mulch]

gay? im in.

[coarse mulch]

I know pairs are hella broken, but I just usually did 5 of a kind runs. I found them easier

[patent sail]

Im in! 1.3 seconds

[knotty zodiac]

sure i concede that it's not impossible, that there are some circumstances. but i feel like they are salient enough that they would be disclosed

[patent sail]

rarest type of player 😭

[wanton breach]

They just have lots of potential

[humble gulch]

White stake?

[coarse mulch]

Gold

[patent sail]

they got c++ tho

so no

[knotty zodiac]

gold stake planet X player, love it

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[coarse mulch]

I might be different 😂

[patent sail]

gold stake earth player when

[humble gulch]

I mean, with enough deck fixing everything is possible

[knotty zodiac]

@coarse mulch what were your fave jokers? family?

[humble gulch]

Ew

[ebon condor]

why 5oak its like the worst hand

4oak is better in almost every way

[patent sail]

full houses suck ass but to be fair they did carry my erratic deck

[coarse mulch]

I gotta think. I mean hanging Chad obviously, but I gotta look thru and see which ones I consider a favorite

[humble gulch]

Just play 3oak ❤️‍🩹

[ebon condor]

just play pair- wait

[patent sail]

maximizing steven/fib

[humble gulch]

Just play 4oak ❤️‍🩹

[patent sail]

no

[ebon condor]

just play the blue hand

[clear mulch]

straights are only good in balatro

[hoary moon]

not really

[patent sail]

i hate the environment so i chopped down all the oaks and play straights

[clear mulch]

yes reallu

[hoary moon]

in most poker games straight is usually the nuts

[clear mulch]

i say so, im correct

im always correct

duh!

[ebon condor]

william dafoe gif

[coarse mulch]

I'd say walkie talkie, and scholar. They gave me a good card to go for without taking many joker slots.

[patent sail]

no youre Eva -2

[hoary moon]

its way easier to get a straight than a full house in poker

or a flush

[clear mulch]

-1 after this run, hopefully

[patent sail]

all kinds of perplexing builds come out of gold stake

[knotty zodiac]

i do love me some aces

[clear mulch]

i aint exactly blue, but i ain't exactly green

[hoary moon]

😂

[clear mulch]

why did you spell "ain't" in two different ways

idiot

[hoary moon]

🤣 🫱🏼

[patent sail]

+2 chips per remaining card in deck and +1 mult per hand played, -1 mult per discard

[knotty zodiac]

that ai'nt it

[coarse mulch]

I love face card runs so much because they just have the craziest jokers with them, but the boss blinds really make it good or bad

[patent sail]

na'ti*

[coarse mulch]

Usually all face cards debuffed 😬

[patent sail]

i hate face cards runs

[clear mulch]

+2 mult per card not remaining in deck

overpowered much

[patent sail]

erosion if it was blue

[hoary moon]

plant is a badly designed boss blind imo

[coarse mulch]

But you can't lie, when a good one shows, it definitely is crazy

[patent sail]

oh okay

[clear mulch]

WHAY IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOU blue?

[patent sail]

whenever i see photo i buy it and immideately sell it out of disrespect

[hoary moon]

mista white

[clear mulch]

ah, wires!

[ebon condor]

they should add a joker thats like bull but for +mult

[clear mulch]

i domt buy it cause im money smart

[hoary moon]

yess magnets bitch

[patent sail]

would it be called something like bootstraps

[noble mango]

Bootstone

[clear mulch]

i need to rewatch breaking bad

[knotty zodiac]

i think youre talking about flash card obv

[clear mulch]

and the sequel, making good

[noble mango]

What's the assest jokers kn your opinion

[coarse mulch]

Im the opposite. The moment I see photograph, I bank on a hanging Chad and at that point the runs basically a win for me.