🕹・game-discussion

[viral raft]

also some extra scoring value

[patent sail]

im into heart 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[viral raft]

im so scaer

[patent sail]

YEAH RIGHT

[viral raft]

that may be good in a way

if crimson disables crimson in the end gross can't die

[patent sail]

banana didnt kill itself im PRAYING hear fight goes well

[viral raft]

but yeah if it debuffs daddy hologram you're cooked

[tropic mauve]

Hello, I need some advise here, should i buy this invisible joker? and if yes, which joker should i sell? Im currently scoring e12 with a glass high card and a couple of steel

[patent sail]

HA this idiot hit cert

dumbass boss

[tranquil cedar]

@viral raft already found a bunch of differences

card sharp is badly translated I believe

[patent sail]

IT DEBUFFED BANANA WE ARE SO BACK

[turbid nova]

blackboard I love you but you're kind of trash in this deck

[tranquil cedar]

it is literally translated as "sharp card"

they're calling the guy "card"

[turbid nova]

every time I take blackboard on plasma I lose

I'm gonna go full on chips

[patent sail]

BANANA STICKERED YAYYYYYYY

[turbid nova]

the one next to it is runner

[tranquil cedar]

those are some joker names different in mx

[turbid nova]

I'm taking that instead

[patent sail]

i mean they arent wrong

he is a card

[tranquil cedar]

your mind exists in the fourth dimension

[calm furnace]

3oak better be renamed to 3 of a peek next patch

[patent sail]

am i wrong tho

[tranquil cedar]

you're too right

[late jetty]

Killer

[patent sail]

3 of a kind more like 3 of a EVIL bro game does NOT want me to draw them

[tranquil cedar]

Todd and Steven are "the odd" and "the even"

and in es their names are a reference to a game

[viral raft]

Frijol Negro 🔥

but yeah that's true

funny diffs

[tranquil cedar]

they're called pares and nones

[viral raft]

still almost the same thingy tbh

[tranquil cedar]

estacionamiento reservado

[calm furnace]

but they are easy to draw

[tranquil cedar]

it's the same language after all

[calm furnace]

its not like its a straight or a flush

3oak is just pair with extra step

[patent sail]

game just hates me okay

[viral raft]

all the names changed except "Full house" 😭

[patent sail]

i always say they are easy to draw but then i will use all my hands and discards and not get it

[tranquil cedar]

how many differences are between pt Portuguese and br Portuguese

[calm furnace]

you have to use your hands as discards

[tranquil cedar]

because last time i checked there's just one Portuguese in balatro

[patent sail]

ywah i do

[calm furnace]

2 discards aint enough unless you have some heavy deck fixing

[viral raft]

"full de color" 🔥

[patent sail]

the game just HATES me

[tranquil cedar]

look, tercia in mx and trío in es

ESCALERA CORRIDA WTH LMFAO

[calm furnace]

i had 26 cards and i wasnt guaranteed a 3oak

[patent sail]

ESCALERA CORRIDA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[tranquil cedar]

es has that too

[viral raft]

XDDDD YEAH THAT NAME REALLY SUCKS

[rustic swallow]

do i go for the double chicot????

[tranquil cedar]

in es it's just called Full

[tranquil cedar]

the funny thing:

[patent sail]

YOOOO OUIJA

[rustic swallow]

does the glitch still work

[tranquil cedar]

also did you get riffraff or something like where did all those guys come from

[patent sail]

hell yea

[tranquil cedar]

hieroglyph?

[patent sail]

shop

[viral raft]

Quintalla 🔥

[tranquil cedar]

die

[rustic swallow]

from 1 neg tag and from rebate

[patent sail]

/kill @s

[tranquil cedar]

oh right mir

[echo sphinx]

the run is so saved

[tranquil cedar]

oh no

-# You don't have admin commands.

[patent sail]

rental perishable photo it is!

[tranquil cedar]

Repóquer in es spanish

[turbid nova]

holy chipmaxx

[tranquil cedar]

SELL EVERYTHING BUY VOUCHER AND UNINSTALL BALATRO

[turbid nova]

Quintilla sounds so tuff

[patent sail]

see i told you burglar is good

[tranquil cedar]

plasma core

[viral raft]

tbh i don't like the spanish language on this game, sometimes the text are simply too large 😭

[tranquil cedar]

quesadilla

[echo sphinx]

your mom

[viral raft]

Repoker on Spain sounds way tuffer

[turbid nova]

I'm getting more than 1k chips per hand

[patent sail]

kaiju name

[turbid nova]

it's peak

[tranquil cedar]

yeah specially on mx

[tranquil cedar]

i miss her

[turbid nova]

Ante -> Apuesta inicial

[viral raft]

Repoker is way better than Quintilla

repoker sounds way hard

[tranquil cedar]

when they roasting your language but they lowk right 🥹

[viral raft]

you could just name it "Apuesta" and that's it 😭 😭

what's the point of make it so large on text

[tawdry epoch]

Now i can probably get that 100m chips joker and ante 12 and be done with unlocks

[patent sail]

its okay russian translations are even worse i think

[tranquil cedar]

i mean... the poker term is called apuesta inicial

[viral raft]

yeah but in the text ui Apuesta is still enough tbh

[tranquil cedar]

Poker 2: Now It's Personal

[tranquil cedar]

true

[viral raft]

i just saw that Red card doesn't have a space between cualquier and paquete

oops

[tranquil cedar]

that's gotta be mx because i don't remember that

[viral raft]

Es mex

[tranquil cedar]

yeah

[viral raft]

BaityBait reference

[tranquil cedar]

GOAT MENTIONED 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

imagina que tienes dos vacas

[tropic mauve]

what to do here?

[turbid nova]

oooohhh

[tranquil cedar]

open clash of clans

[turbid nova]

imma get so damn rich

[viral raft]

y una de ellas es Ubisoft

i hate the Obelisk Esp mex version, looks so fricking ugly 😭

Sin jugar...

[crystal berry]

Green joker potential

[tranquil cedar]

yeah absolute textwall lmfao

[tranquil cedar]

grimbo is better than perkeo

[turbid nova]

holy shit

[tranquil cedar]

actually

[patent sail]

jokers i still somehow have ZERO stickers on (not even white)

Jolly, Wrathful, Misprint, Sixth Sense, Luchador, Bean, Cola, Mr Bones, Onyx Agate, The Family, Showman

[viral raft]

yeah and the "sin jugar" in between 😭

[patent sail]

burglarmaxxing

[tranquil cedar]

he's socially awkward

[turbid nova]

my deck already has a lot of spades, I think I sell golden actually

[tranquil cedar]

most of them make sense

then there's onyx

[patent sail]

okay well sure yeah but like

agate?

i somehow always die with it

[tranquil cedar]

exactly

[patent sail]

curse of agate

[tranquil cedar]

ironic considering you're a club

[patent sail]

its only because of the name color

[tranquil cedar]

i honestly like diamonds better (design-wise)

[patent sail]

i like hearts (not bludstone tho)

[tranquil cedar]

but sorry the ace sprite is just

and the color

ew

i need the yellow not the orange

[viral raft]

also i hate how the suits are named "palos" dude just named it "colores" sounds way more simple

[patent sail]

Also wrathful 😭😭😭 all his brothers got some kinda sticker on them but hes just there stcikerless

[tranquil cedar]

is it like that in mx?

[viral raft]

yep

[tranquil cedar]

because in Spain is actually a really common term

so it makes sense for es

[viral raft]

@tranquil cedar

[turbid nova]

11 hands

banger

[tranquil cedar]

aight

[tardy spade]

....YOU ARE KIDDING ME

1,357 points away

[tranquil cedar]

robbery

peter

[patent sail]

im gonna HORSE on you

[tranquil cedar]

the horse is here

[tardy spade]

That damn crimson heart disabling my x8 obelisk

[patent sail]

skeleton runs past really quickly
wtf guys did you see that 👀👀👀👀

[viral raft]

i like how this jokers based around poker hands have the same palette of colours with the rare versions, so neat

[turbid nova]

that was fun

[patent sail]

flushes ones are pretty okay

[tranquil cedar]

yesss they're a family

[turbid nova]

I don't score that much per hand, so it probably won't go very far into endless

[viral raft]

they're a family but you'll always play the pair ones

[tranquil cedar]

they're a duo

[turbid nova]

but I could probably hit a money record

[patent sail]

4oak thinks hes part of the team 😭😭😭😭

[tranquil cedar]

x4 mult every white stake

[viral raft]

it used to exist

yeah, that jokers looks ugly as hell

[turbid nova]

you forgot this one

[patent sail]

yeah i know but omg bros palette is so bad

[tranquil cedar]

The Filler

[patent sail]

The

[viral raft]

yeah, looks like a crytid joker made as a joke

is so ugly

[tranquil cedar]

actually disgusting

[viral raft]

also...Caino???

[patent sail]

i have gold sticker on a FLOWER POT but none on ONYX AGATE

[tranquil cedar]

why are his lips blue

[viral raft]

isn't Canio?'

[tranquil cedar]

they should be red he's a mult joker

[tranquil cedar]

HUH??

[crystal berry]

Hot take but grimbo is the most fun joker in game

[patent sail]

he kissed blueprint

[tranquil cedar]

grimbo and i went from enemies to lovers

[patent sail]

hot take: balatro 🐎🔥‼️

[viral raft]

in the About the game on steam Canio is named Caino for some reason

[tranquil cedar]

no wait this is not cool she's taken

[tranquil cedar]

lmao caino

[patent sail]

thats why he got incinerated before the games full release

[viral raft]

Caino sounds so weird lmao

[tranquil cedar]

piano / paino

[viral raft]

plano

palno

[patent sail]

plinko

[tranquil cedar]

copies the comodín to its right

[patent sail]

i NEED a mod that changes perkeos sprite to say "Plinko"

and the name in game too i guess

[viral raft]

you can do that really easy tbh

[tranquil cedar]

hot potato

hot potato adds plinko

and other stuff

[patent sail]

im not going anywhere near modding now

[late jetty]

Green banana

[viral raft]

😭 you can try just to change your vanilla balatro, like i did to my Hologram

[eager prawn]

What does it do?

[turbid nova]

hehehe

[patent sail]

winrar complains about the archive being damaged and refuses to save the changes

[turbid nova]

I'm gonna do the funny

[tranquil cedar]

craving dish

[viral raft]

7zip

[patent sail]

+10 Potassium

[tranquil cedar]

it's like banana, but green

[patent sail]

if i can get that through a zip unpackaging without installation i might do it

[viral raft]

Plinko

[tawdry epoch]

Good thing i got squimbo here

[patent sail]

carrying!

[tranquil cedar]

he's squaring it

saved the run

[patent sail]

square up

[viral raft]

i know how to do that, if you want i can help you making the plinko thingy

i literally make the Plinko text on like 2 minutes

[patent sail]

yay

well i uh still need to get 7zip which

i dont exactly know how to do

[patent sail]

can you tell i dont use the computer often outside of playing balatro

[viral raft]

it's really easy tbh, i'll dm you in a moment

then i send you the plinko perkeo so you can just add it in your own balatro

[patent sail]

yay,,

[late jetty]

When it says must play 5 cards you can still play like two pair just add a random card 😛

[patent sail]

yup

thats like

the point

it hurts builds that rely on held in hand effects (and half joker) but other than that psychic is kinda harmless

[turbid nova]

I'm gonna run out cards before I run out of hands lol

[still current]

Are we serious..

[turbid nova]

arguably the funniest way to lose

[patent sail]

death by a thousand cuts build

[patent sail]

looking away from each other....... they divorced,,,,

[turbid nova]

now I can say I made it to ante 11 with no mult

I bought driver license in the last shop

[still current]

Blueprint cheat on brainstorm for invisible joker unfortunately.

[humble gulch]

Why are you rerolling without money ❤️‍🩹

[torpid notch]

Me want me sell which?

[humble gulch]

Bull and holo

[still current]

Because I love rerolling and I tell myself that i will have nothing so I do it

[humble gulch]

For both rebate and sock

[turbid nova]

yep

[humble gulch]

Maybe you shouldn't

[torpid notch]

Yk what i trust

[turbid nova]

my best hand was like 2 million

and I got to ante 11

I knew it wasn't gonna get far but I was curious nonetheless

[still current]

You're right i need to stop rerolling.. But its hard

[turbid nova]

I probably wouldn't have done it without brainstorm

[candid niche]

estrogen deck

[tawdry epoch]

No way i get through next ante but made it to the e's for the first time and only have antimatter left to unlock

[crystal berry]

Grimbo and burglar are good duo change my mind

[autumn hemlock]

Nice deck

[buoyant stratus]

Damn

Just beat a blue stake run with 3 jokers without meaning to

[cloud sinew]

no

[turbid nova]

oh

I mean

[buoyant stratus]

Grimbo+ merry andy is better

[turbid nova]

honestly I hope it's chicot

[buoyant stratus]

Chicot is peak

[turbid nova]

the xmult jokers arent that good at the moment

[late jetty]

Get over here

[turbid nova]

I need chips

early xmult is a trap in plasma

[candid niche]

the humble potato

[turbid nova]

shit

[tranquil cedar]

why is he calling me

[turbid nova]

I mean at least I got the discard voucher???

I guess I can make it work

[humble gulch]

Chicot is so good

[candid niche]

my chigoat

[patent sail]

green jonkler + square 🐎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

peak pairslop

[buoyant stratus]

One +mult, one chips and one Xmult joker

Other than the +mult probably my favorite of each

[tranquil cedar]

spongebob build

im trying to get everyone to call it that

[humble gulch]

Bro

[tranquil cedar]

because I love saying it

[patent sail]

thats pants + square

[tranquil cedar]

great color pallete

[patent sail]

flower pot!

[tranquil cedar]

oh I read it incorrectly

shucks

[tawdry epoch]

Flowerpot is calling...

[tranquil cedar]

decline!!1!!1 REPORT!!1!1!!1

[patent sail]

flower pot has a sell button synergy

[humble gulch]

Gg

[patent sail]

its also a great scaling mult

gains +0 Mult per never

[weak relic]

Mildly radioactive

[tranquil cedar]

i somehow lost something like this

[candid niche]

campfire synergy

[tranquil cedar]

too much K

[weak relic]

Stacked.

[tawdry epoch]

If only i duped wheels instead

[patent sail]

campfire is a serious fire hazard around all those paper cards why is it still allowed

[ashen condor]

silly. Let me tell you how much I've come to be silly since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'silly' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the whimsiness I feel at this micro-instant. silly. silly.

what is the worst joker (in your opinion)

[candid niche]

don't worry. splash is here

[patent sail]

OSHA stake: campfire no longer appears in shops

[candid niche]

satellite

[patent sail]

flower pot

[hoary moon]

nerds

[tranquil cedar]

COPPA stake: interest is gone

[patent sail]

gambling saves lives

[tranquil cedar]

where

[hoary moon]

idk yo

[patent sail]

that wouldnt be so interesting to play

[candid niche]

yuri

[patent sail]

fine ill leave the stage

[hoary moon]

son

[tranquil cedar]

33

[shy tangle]

Imagine getting invited to a group call with all 5 Legendary Jokers

[candid niche]

boring stake: interest is gone

[hoary moon]

not this year gng

[tranquil cedar]

where

[tranquil cedar]

😔💔

[patent sail]

immideately kicking out plinko

[tranquil cedar]

OH I JUST GOT IT

OMFG IM AN IDIOT

[weak relic]

Baron

[tawdry epoch]

probably matador or something

[weak relic]

Bloodstone

[patent sail]

that already exists, its called orange stake

[ashen condor]

tf did baron do to you

[weak relic]

Séance

[tranquil cedar]

yo who invited am

[patent sail]

nothing

thats all he ever does

[ashen condor]

im not am, im ma

[tranquil cedar]

evil am

[weak relic]

Being a fraud as what he always is

[hoary moon]

the word silly has completely lost its meaning

[weak relic]

One of the actual riffraff in this game

[tranquil cedar]

Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to love you since you began to live.

[ashen condor]

"evil am"

[patent sail]

well thats quite silly

[undone talon]

COLD

[tawdry epoch]

AM is so silly

[candid niche]

what's next, PM?

[ashen condor]

of course the bloodstone hater says that

[tranquil cedar]

FM

[patent sail]

me when i see ice cream

[hoary moon]

lk its startin to pmo

[ashen condor]

lowk they should make a joker where you get ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^1000 chips when scoring a 58 of spades

[hoary moon]

🐟

[hoary moon]

jens almanac got that

[candid niche]

you're listening to: 102.3. real AI fm. where we listen to nothing but portal radio.mp3, TADC theme, and more HATE.

[ashen condor]

didnt they die?

[patent sail]

anyone knows whats the use of Frozen Joker they added back in 0.6.7? Still dont know why would you even want to lose 1 level on a discarded hand

[hoary moon]

its back

[ashen condor]

WHERE

WHERE
G

[hoary moon]

and i got banned from their server

[ashen condor]

GIMME
GIMM

bruh

[ashen condor]

WHERE IS JENS ALMANAC

silly. Let me tell you how much I've come to be silly since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'silly' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the whimsiness I feel at this micro-instant. silly. silly.

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[undone talon]

lmaoooo

[ashen condor]

wheres jens almanac

[hoary moon]

if one defines himself as silly is one really silly?

think

[undone talon]

you can definitely naneinf without face cards tho

[ashen condor]

PLS WHERE IS IT

I NEED IT

[undone talon]

hack idol and perkolator

[ashen condor]

WHERE IS IT

[tranquil cedar]

locally

[hoary moon]

🐦

[patent sail]

"naneinf requires face cards" mfs as i pull out 7zip and edit my score in the game files (no face cards required)

[tranquil cedar]

[candid niche]

me and my lesbian polycule

[undone talon]

rs

[candid niche]

thocal lunk

[tawdry epoch]

Or i get chaos the clown

[tranquil cedar]

they're a family

[undone talon]

what happens if i @ localthunk

[patent sail]

the family has triggered for the first time

[undone talon]

do i get struck down by baron and mime

[ashen condor]

it requires your face

[tranquil cedar]

you immediately explode

[undone talon]

oh no

shld i try

[patent sail]

execution by 10 billion hammers

[undone talon]

ok were going for it

lmaooo

it blocked it

[patent sail]

execution by forced black deck gold stake

[tranquil cedar]

makes sense

[undone talon]

wait why does everyone hate black deck

i dont get it

[hoary moon]

racism

[patent sail]

-1 hand is evil as fuck

[undone talon]

lowk getting back into the game i used to play it when it came our

[tawdry epoch]

its the best and makes the game too easy even on gold stake

[hoary moon]

lowkey -1 hand makes early game impossible

[undone talon]

oh shit its the early game thats a problem

[patent sail]

b-but +1 joker!!!!!!

[undone talon]

[hoary moon]

+1 jerker aint doing much early game

[humble gulch]

-1 hand, you don't even need 6 jokers

[undone talon]

true

[undone talon]

jerker is mentalk

[humble gulch]

You win with 3 scoring jokers

Why 6

[patent sail]

you dont even need any jokers

straights + glass cards 🐎🔥

[hoary moon]

theres a reason why theres 5 joker slots

[tawdry epoch]

So i can get chaos the clown

[hoary moon]

not 1 more

not 1 less

[undone talon]

nah.
flush + glass 🐎 🔥

[patent sail]

EW

GET OUT

[turbid nova]

I just got completionist

[undone talon]

WHYYYY

im a flush lover

[patent sail]

we do NOT condone flushes in this household

[frank grove]

🔥 gross trib run

[humble gulch]

Ew

[hoary moon]

yes flush+glass

ancient joker

[pale wolf]

how does flush works

[undone talon]

flush

[patent sail]

press the button on the back of the toilet

[undone talon]

flush for the win

forever

and ever

[tawdry epoch]

Well you play 5 cards of the same suit

[undone talon]

wait u guys play straights in ante 1

hell nah

theres no way

[patent sail]

i do

[humble gulch]

Look :3

[undone talon]

EWWWWW

[patent sail]

im the straights enjoyer they talk about

[hoary moon]

balatro players when someone plays a fun build instead of pairslop

[pale wolf]

it played a flush house

[patent sail]

im gay af tho so

[tawdry epoch]

Only on abandoned

[frank grove]

HOLY 🔥

[undone talon]

flush is literally 354 strauggt oinly 304

[hoary moon]

ante 1 is only flushes

[patent sail]

i play STRAIGHTS 🐎🔥

[tawdry epoch]

Youre not worthy of playing a flush

[hoary moon]

you need flushes for ante 1

[pale wolf]

me too

[patent sail]

i need SATURNS for ante 1

[undone talon]

bro for some reason i cant make pair slop work lmaooo

bro straights suckkkk

[pale wolf]

no

[undone talon]

flush literally 5 more chips on the base level

objectively flush is better

[hoary moon]

js disagreeing with anything

[hoary moon]

and way easier to pull

[undone talon]

ahlie

[patent sail]

humble saturn with 1.5x better scaling:

[undone talon]

wait is it acc

[hoary moon]

bc of how drawing works

[undone talon]

but like lets be honest

the scaling doesnt matter coz ur wither doing high card or flush five in endless

either*

[frank grove]

runs past ante 8 dont exist

[hoary moon]

flush is the easiest to get in early game out of the big hands

[undone talon]

🤣

[patent sail]

endless runs dont exist

[undone talon]

why we hating on endless

[patent sail]

its all a psyop to sell you more barons

[undone talon]

its so fun

[pale wolf]

you can straight or full house or even 4oak ante 1 too

[undone talon]

true

[patent sail]

on what? that doesnt exist

[frank grove]

wow straights are bad cause they're not compatable with idol or baron wow

[hoary moon]

no shit! seriously 😮

[undone talon]

lmaoooooooooooo

[willow frost]

400 to the #dagger, w

[pale wolf]

idolchad straights with blue seals

[frank grove]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[hoary moon]

why not js use photo chad

[patent sail]

photochud

[pale wolf]

why not simply have trib amirite

[tawdry epoch]

Genius

[vestal copper]

lemme just pull up 500 red seal steel kings with 5 barons

[pale wolf]

you dont get to choose more or less

[hoary moon]

🗳️

[patent sail]

its very easy actually! hold tab

[patent sail]

top players dont want you to know this one simple trick......

[ancient gyro]

my 30% keyboard doesn't have that

[frank grove]

what does a 30% even have 😭

[ancient gyro]

letters

[zinc sigil]

Does this need some thinking

[ancient gyro]

arrow keys

[zinc sigil]

Is this above my paygrade

[vestal copper]

bro 😭

[humble gulch]

Free win

[ancient gyro]

uh sure

[zinc sigil]

I could go photo or blueprint for perkeo right?

I was thinking of going perkeo one more round for death tarots

[pale wolf]

is this above my gayparade

[zinc sigil]

So I can have 4 magician kings

[ancient gyro]

evil or silly route, up to you

[zinc sigil]

Whats the evil route

[humble gulch]

"Here, win"

[ancient gyro]

bell doesn't let you use death twice without hanging cards initially

[zinc sigil]

So what I do

[candid niche]

i am forcing my lesbian polycule to walk hundreds of miles

[humble gulch]

Honestly...

[zinc sigil]

Think bp best choice

[ancient gyro]

photoslop

or bp for porky

[pale wolf]

british petroleum

[candid niche]

trib would be amazing for my run

[buoyant stratus]

closest ive gotten to 5 of them

[candid niche]

or chad

[buoyant stratus]

may i ask for permission to quote this?

[undone talon]

pair slop!

[candid niche]

granted

[buoyant stratus]

two pair, actually

[viral raft]

what happen to the Lucky Cat?

[patent sail]

2pair slop but yeah its kinda in the same lane usually

[viral raft]

new lucky cat 1.1 balatro?

[undone talon]

2pair slop might be more degenerate than pair slop

[undone talon]

i hopeeeeeee

[buoyant stratus]

im unsure

[patent sail]

two pairs lowk not worth it without pants

regular pairs easier to spam

[buoyant stratus]

its from some mod i have

[zinc sigil]

Went porky

[candid niche]

its over

[viral raft]

Pants are so op that make Two pair one of the best hands to play on high stakes

[undone talon]

yh true

im going into flull house less sloppy

[candid niche]

i'm sorry i failed you.. my 16 queens of varying power...

[dry jasper]

I WAS RIGHT THERE MAN

[zinc sigil]

Fat cat

[patent sail]

full hpuse is such a chuddy hand, i domt think i ever played them outside of like erratic deck

[dry jasper]

TWO MORE TEMPERANCE AND I WOULDA BEEN FREE

[buoyant stratus]

which one is better for first shop?

[zinc sigil]

Stm

[undone talon]

i mean i js wanna get to gold stake so icl i dont rly care

[viral raft]

Queen?

[zinc sigil]

Wait stm is eternal

[ancient gyro]

stm

[viral raft]

i hate playing builds that are kinda countered by the plant but Stm may be decent

[patent sail]

the main problem with them is that they may be difficult to draw

[ancient gyro]

doesn't matter

[undone talon]

yh true

well i lost so................

lmaooo

[buoyant stratus]

stm is the best +mult joker

[patent sail]

thats why you domt full house it without big hand size

[undone talon]

yh i used ecto asw so i had smaller hand size

[cosmic sun]

yeah cause StM has a few more options than Baron if it's "countered"

[patent sail]

same applies for straights

[dry jasper]

i just had the most interesting run ive had yet
i never really embraced tower but damn its cool tho

[ancient gyro]

subjectively sure

[patent sail]

do NOT ecto if youre gonna go for a big hand build

[undone talon]

flush on top

[pale wolf]

does anybody have any deck recommendation for tourism

[viral raft]

the true problem with full house is that doesn't reward you for playing it: Bad planet levels, no jokers to play arounds compared to the rest and is a 5 hand poker hand

[cosmic sun]

didnt know it was comedy hour

[patent sail]

abandoned

[viral raft]

at that point just play 2 pair or 4oak and you get better results than full house

[ancient gyro]

painted

[viral raft]

full house only works on ante 1 and in obelisk pivot

[patent sail]

only reason i was playing full houses if ever was to maximize output of something like Fib/Steven/Todd

which isnt even that like

good of a reason

[viral raft]

still, 2pair is better because of consistensy

[undone talon]

yhh

[viral raft]

but i see the idea

full house is really bad tbh, i hope they buff it

[patent sail]

i mean yeah absolutely

[pale wolf]

full house is the most immoral poker hand

[viral raft]

wdym with "Immoral"?

[pale wolf]

like it makes you a bad person

[candid niche]

luckily for me i am morally bankrupt
unfortunately i am also regular bankrupt so i can't afford a house, let alone a full one

[viral raft]

true, most of full house players just plays around cards and inconsistensy

[pale wolf]

it reflects poorly on your spiritual standing

[humble gulch]

You are what you play

🗣️

[viral raft]

Straight is for good people

pure consistensy and balance

[pale wolf]

👀

[candid niche]

yeah, i'm tf2

[patent sail]

jimbo, please, we need this.... my build is kinda homeless

[humble gulch]

I mean Balatro hands

[patent sail]

IM NOT STRAIGHT

[buoyant stratus]

bp instead of?

[patent sail]

bye swash perhaps idk

[humble gulch]

Probably banana

[buoyant stratus]

??

[viral raft]

Swash?

[patent sail]

banana is speculative cavendish

[buoyant stratus]

indeed

and swash with giftcard is great no?

[patent sail]

and bp on stm gonna make up for whats lost on swash

[viral raft]

yeah but you already have a +mult joker

which is stm

[buoyant stratus]

ig

[pale wolf]

these are the only two clowns in balatro

[humble gulch]

Sell banana

Is the safest option

[patent sail]

three

im the third when i play

[viral raft]

WRONG!

[buoyant stratus]

got plant but its probably early enough to survive

[viral raft]

his name is literally Chaos the Clown

[viral raft]

and Showman is the 4th one

[patent sail]

hes not a clown hes just a horrible person

[candid niche]

also werent the legendary jokers historical jesters

they definitely count

[patent sail]

he looks like he kicks small children on the street

because he does that

[viral raft]

Showman is the kind of guy who kills his friends because he thinks is funny

[buoyant stratus]

nvm i did not survive

[hoary moon]

nothing ever happens

[humble gulch]

Did you sell swash?

[errant brook]

I think I just carried a perished rental Troubador to the end not realizing I got a sticker on it already lol

[patent sail]

friends are like birds

they die if you kill them

[errant brook]

Final 2 jokers for mobile C++: Acrobat and Turtle Bean. Which will be last?!

[hoary moon]

if Friends were money

[viral raft]

Statues: Tuer

[patent sail]

bean

[hoary moon]

there would be a lot of fake bills

[patent sail]

id be broke

[errant brook]

I had an acrobat run earlier but it was a rental and made me poor so it died

[livid scroll]

how funny

[humble gulch]

Who's Bill

[viral raft]

????

😭

[patent sail]

why not copy mime with bp 😭

[hoary moon]

suboptimal joker order

[patent sail]

isnt good copy ratio 1:1

[ancient gyro]

for red seal steel yes

[livid scroll]

oh yea i'm an idiot

[humble gulch]

The placement it's correct

[viral raft]

you played a steel card? and wth is that optimal bp/bs 😭😭

[ancient gyro]

red seal gold, baron is favored

[hoary moon]

greed maxxing

[viral raft]

it should be better one copy per each?

[ancient gyro]

dna

[livid scroll]

ahaha realizing how i miscalculated and ignored the presence of a red seal is super funny now that i know i lost

[viral raft]

true i forgor

[humble gulch]

Base card, red seal, mime
Baron, baron, baron
Steel doesn't count since most of the cards are gold

[hoary moon]

actually it doesnt matter if u do 1 for 1 or 3 for 1

[livid scroll]

guess i'll start a new one, things weren't going well either way

[brave goblet]

Ripped two ectos

[ancient gyro]

well mime doesn't have steel to retrigger in a red seal gold hand held

[livid scroll]

oh just read the other messages

cool, knowing i couldn't do anything to save it is an extra relief

[pale wolf]

is there mimes irl? that would be scary i think

[ebon condor]

no dont worry

[clear mulch]

y- y- y-..

..yes...

[pale wolf]

im glad theyre only i n balatro

[tranquil cedar]

catrumite

[tranquil cedar]

what about barons tho... are they real

is steel real??

I've never seen a seal I don't think they're real

[pale wolf]

yes its pizza

[pale wolf]

arp arp

[tranquil cedar]

i just ate a pizza is he dead

[tranquil cedar]

I've never seen a more accurate onomatopoeia

[pale wolf]

thats like thinking tha annoying orange is dead bc you ate an orange from tha store

[shy tangle]

KNIFE

[tranquil cedar]

oh, he'd never die

unfortunately...

[cloud sinew]

i have my own wax seal kit

they are real!

[tranquil cedar]

no way!!

that's cool are you sealing your cards

[ebon condor]

ok but are cards real

[tranquil cedar]

no i don't think so

localtrunk made them

[ebon condor]

yeah me neither

[digital pewter]

huh???

why can't i send photos

i was gonna send a photo of my balatro card collection in response

[tranquil cedar]

do you need a role perhaps? idk

[tranquil cedar]

yoooooo

i can make orange rhyme with balatro

borlatro

[cosmic sun]

Is Discord tweaking

[digital pewter]

whenever i try uploading something it stops it

[cosmic sun]

Yep

[digital pewter]

ohhh my god yeah discord is having a stroke

chat messages are only updating when i refresh the app

[dry jasper]

strange

[slow iris]

how else will i showcase my Snek 3 runs

[tranquil cedar]

same

i thought it was my internet

y'all also have no bios

[hoary moon]

i am so lonely

no one wants to be my friend

they think im unstable

[viral raft]

Catquest

[hoary moon]

all the other Cats are scared of me

they send me from house to house commiting atrocities to their name

[digital pewter]

mewgenics

[viral raft]

stand ready for my ameowval, rat.

[viral raft]

Peak mentioned

[hoary moon]

as i get better they fear me more

catquest

[viral raft]

Any inbred cat solos the viltrumites

[hoary moon]

i dont even get a real name

only a purpose

[cosmic sun]

gj discord

[sinful plaza]

FUCK DISCORD

[pale wolf]

assuming you are real

[viral raft]

discord is working now?

🐴

[cyan bone]

I cant send images but sorta ?

[viral raft]

nah i can't send images

but ig it works for now

[tranquil cedar]

working

it's up again

[candid niche]

...man

[turbid nova]

I just lost my plasma gold stake run because I mistook a holographic for a foil skip

[candid niche]

do i trade a x3 madness for a legendary?

[turbid nova]

oh so you can send images

[candid niche]

nah youre hallucinating

[turbid nova]

balatro player really can't read

[viral raft]

atleast use it as a way to get 10$

idk

[candid niche]

yo, rick

i like rick more, fuck you madness

[viral raft]

why the hell are u playing Madness below Black Stake?

[candid niche]

tragic misplay

i lost

[viral raft]

gg nt

[candid niche]

i'm unlocking stakes for funsies

[viral raft]

yeah but madness below black is awful unless you're playing white stake

[candid niche]

ok

[viral raft]

gato

🐈‍⬛

[candid niche]

guess we're playing face cards

[autumn rock]

first shop btw

its rare or

[viral raft]

yeah of course

[viral raft]

big

[candid niche]

average roffle luck

[candid niche]

when the [shot] is [big]

[frank pivot]

end of the line boys

trading card and dna lwk carried earlier

unfortunately couldnt get polychrome on my red seal glass kings

erratic deck started me off with like 12 kings tho

[candid niche]

i forgot what deck this is

[shy tangle]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[candid niche]

why is your 2 pair level quantum

[fringe crest]

i learned how to play balatro on my school chromebook

wait

ive bought the game twice

does it still count as the thing

which is going to be vague

[shy tangle]

I just kept grabbing a bunch of Uranus cards

But yeah, after COUNTLESS attempts, I finally won my first run

[candid niche]

now it's coming together

[viral raft]

neat

[sinful plaza]

To do 🤔

[shy tangle]

Did it in 19 rounds, won without playing a Straight, AND I got Wheel of Fortune 2 times throughout the run and it worked BOTH times

[candid niche]

two dos

[patent sail]

Gay misprint shouldve been last to take full advantage of that X1.5

But congrats!!!!!!!!

[shy tangle]

That's a Blue Joker

[patent sail]

I see you got a lot to do

[hearty tusk]

Is discord still fucked

[patent sail]

What

[candid niche]

...right. well, the run is cooked

[shy tangle]

oh wait nvm xd

[patent sail]

I meant polychrome misprint

[shy tangle]

I thought you meant Blueprint

[patent sail]

I call polychromes gay

[shy tangle]

But yeah, I have Blueprint now

[patent sail]

🐈💞🔥

[errant brook]

C++ mobile update: first run where I won but didn’t find a new joker. Acrobat for some reason just doesn’t want to show up often and I can’t remember the last time I even saw Bean

[patent sail]

Atp just make a money farm build and full reroll ante 8 boss praying you get something

Or i guess money/uncommon skip on anaglyph

[viral raft]

which deck are u playing?

[woven hare]

is faceless worth

[viral raft]

mmmm depends

but maybe no

you can hold the last joker slot incase of leaf

[woven hare]

ye

oh shit leaf

[viral raft]

you're also on ante 7 so you can search for scoring value instead

[viral raft]

what

[candid niche]

you know what i really hate

when people mistake Hack for a hacker

[woven hare]

hack's a hack

[viral raft]

true, tbh i can't blame them, Hollywood used to use that word alot on films

[woven hare]

as in untalented (right ?)

[woven hare]

hi mustard

[candid niche]

yeah, an untalented comedian who reuses bad jokes

[woven hare]

ye

[candid niche]

hence, it retriggers low ranked cards

[viral raft]

yeah and that's why the joker card is a joker with a sad face, because is a untalented comedian making reused/mediocre jokes

[woven hare]

i got the one in 4

right before boss

[viral raft]

that's cool

well done

[candid niche]

sure is a run

[clear mulch]

maow

[clear mulch]

kewl

kind of

that +0 mult joker kinda sucks

[serene forge]

I <3 yuri

[serene forge]

not that yuri but sure

[clear mulch]

they're lesbians

[candid niche]

yurinception

[clear mulch]

yes

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[serene forge]

are they

[clear mulch]

wdym bruh thats awesome sauce

[clear mulch]

yes cus i say so

[humble gulch]

I know, but like

Bruh

I don't deserve it

💔

[candid niche]

very impactful boss

[brave goblet]

tried starting up a new profile and I actually lost in a red deck white stake run

so chopped

[candid rose]

i'm kinda new, is pareidolia worth it or not ?

[brave goblet]

what will you do with the pareidolia?

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLLL

and yet

if it was gold

i bet you would’ve won

[brave goblet]

yeah the lack of any rentals or perishables made me play so recklessly

[candid niche]

parry the leah

[brave goblet]

I ended up being more broke than I would've in gold lmfao

I also had flush house unlocked before mercury

[humble gulch]

BRO

[buoyant stratus]

this run is so bullshit

[humble gulch]

Got eyed

[buoyant stratus]

i just really wanted a maddness run

so i forced it

it should not have won

[brave goblet]

W

tbh you had $38 after

[buoyant stratus]

?

[serene forge]

when did you get the madness

[buoyant stratus]

first shop

[serene forge]

pareidolia here is unironically worse than nothing

[serene forge]

makes sense

that's how madness runs usually go

[buoyant stratus]

got really lucky with the last draw

[serene forge]

wow discord sucks today

[nova junco]

hey balatro enjoyers I am missing the gold sticker on
Lusty Joker
Devious Joker
Credit Card
Even Steven
Diet Cola
Castle
Smeared Joker
Idol
Invisible

Take a bet on which one will be the last

[buoyant stratus]

got the one glass card in my entire deck

probably invisible

its both rare and does nothing

[brave goblet]

reference to good econ

[candid rose]

ok thanks

[brave goblet]

usually the most horrific part of a madness run is not having any money (like most runs but particularly on madness)

[nova junco]

hey dont slander my invis

its just that you cant keep it

[brave goblet]

and particularly on madness cause it's harder to hold onto econ jonkers

[serene forge]

cola

[buoyant stratus]

Got lucky card hits on last hand

[sinful plaza]

Castle

[brave goblet]

credit card

[gleaming ruin]

Can anyone help me choose what o should do should I js leave my jokers as is

[buoyant stratus]

My econ was horrible for most of it

[brave goblet]

I think you can drop dna

[hoary moon]

show me your deck

[brave goblet]

that's prolly enough kings

[nova junco]

Idol is out actually

[serene forge]

why do you have 14 dollars

[nova junco]

I found it very early

[hoary moon]

why are they lucky

[gleaming ruin]

I’m not that good so idk how to get Econ

[serene forge]

why are they lucky

[nova junco]

did I use it? absolutely not but it gave me x1.5 from baseball c ard

[gleaming ruin]

I’m not good idk anything really

[hoary moon]

runs dead if u got that many luckys

[serene forge]

the first step is to make gold cards when you have a mime

not lucky

lol

[gleaming ruin]

Dang ok

[hoary moon]

mail in rebate is way better econ than gold cards

[serene forge]

you can have both

lucky cards are still useless

[red briar]

black deck is always a fun time

[serene forge]

rebate in this scenario still has a 50% chance of not hitting kings

[red briar]

photochad always finds me when i need him most

[serene forge]

which is not amazing

[hoary moon]

im gonna need to see your c+

[red briar]

um

...gulp...

w-w-w-why...

[hoary moon]

photochad

🤨

[brave goblet]

well well well

flush five baron mime build

[brave goblet]

it is foretold

[red briar]

it's not as bad as one might expect

[serene forge]

im so confused

[red briar]

im surprised i dont take econ more often tho lul

[buoyant stratus]

I'll copy pleierz but the shit version because I'm bored
I have 13 jokers left for temu c++:
Zany
Mad
Marble
Loyalty card
Credit card
Vampire
Cloud nine
Rocket
Golden
Flash card
Rough gem
Matador
Astronomer

Which one will I get last?

[nova junco]

wdym temu c++

[buoyant stratus]

Some sticker on all jokers

[nova junco]

oh so any sticker

[buoyant stratus]

Yes

[nova junco]

I'm guessing matador

[humble gulch]

Do I die or do I get a free win 🗣️

[buoyant stratus]

Yes

[humble gulch]

That's really good

[buoyant stratus]

All of the above

[nova junco]

speaking of no sticker, out of these theres surprisingly 2 with no sticker whatsoever

[buoyant stratus]

Which?

[humble gulch]

Free win

[nova junco]

cola which is expected and somehow devious joker

I've never kept cola for more than a millisecond

[buoyant stratus]

I got cola from a run I had sock+trib so I just used 3 joker slots for stickers

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[nova junco]

ah yes my fav game joker poker

[red briar]

how you get blueprints so much >:C

[ancient gyro]

they don't, they just kept it around for the longest in endless slop

[sinful plaza]

my longest run is with blueprint 🤔

[red briar]

oh

yeah that makes sense

[turbid nova]

what ante

[nova junco]

also multiple copies raise that number faster

[sinful plaza]

idk but highest hand is e15

[red briar]

is it worth to take s&b

[sinful plaza]

oh it says ante 14

[red briar]

and then play 5oak

[nova junco]

rare tag super mega worth

[novel nymph]

U not saved your stats of your longest run?

[sinful plaza]

I'm noob

[red briar]

he proceeds to die in ante 3 due to lack of scoring

[nova junco]

of course

but its too funny to not even attempt

[sinful plaza]

this sick Ahhh run died to plant

[ancient gyro]

figures

[buoyant stratus]

I'm surprised about the second place

[viral raft]

this is how newplayers see the game

[novel nymph]

Man black deck is hard but more jokers is so poweful

[sinful plaza]

I get him a lot

[sinful plaza]

it's my favourite I think

[buoyant stratus]

My least lol

[sinful plaza]

I've only completed one deck it's the red one

[viral raft]

less hands is less options and less money

[red briar]

aand i die to ante 12

[viral raft]

so yeah, not the best trade

[red briar]

because this game doesn't want to give me enough tarots

[viral raft]

GG WP

[novel nymph]

Which one is the best joker Between these 2 and why

[buoyant stratus]

Who tf thinks Cavendish is useless

[viral raft]

Blueprint because always copies the best joker

[sinful plaza]

brainstorm because it's illuminati escape from matrix

[buoyant stratus]

Objectively blueprint

[red briar]

blueprint

[buoyant stratus]

But brainstorm looks better

[viral raft]

brainstorm copies the most left joker

[atomic cargo]

Lucky cat

[viral raft]

so is a worst blueprint

because sometimnes you're forced to copy the mult joker instead of the Xmult

[ancient gyro]

brat worst

[turbid nova]

blueprint is better except for amber acorn

[ancient gyro]

and hex/poly timing

[viral raft]

you're right, it should be on sell value tier

[buoyant stratus]

Also if you have more then one they don't have to copy the same one

[viral raft]

true but tbh anything counters Amber Acorn

[sinful plaza]

his first form is better

[buoyant stratus]

Is it?

[turbid nova]

I used to think this but there have been two recent occasions where it almost made me lose

[dusty valve]

What are some good Naninf seeds for beginners that are fairly straight forward?

[sinful plaza]

he never goes extinct

[viral raft]

obviusly not lol

[turbid nova]

still almost because it's the easiest ante 8 boss

[viral raft]

people play Gross michel because of Cavendish