🕹・game-discussion

[undone talon]

serpent?

[fierce pilot]

yeah tbh i'm playing modded but it's all just QOL stuff like handy and carto and jokerdisplay so i'm mad tripping rn

[rustic haven]

serpent ante 25-28 with burger i would try to get bean bug and also a dna

[red briar]

what is this font 😭

[fierce pilot]

I SAID IGNORE THE FONT TWIN

[rustic haven]

and full shift into steel once your scoring gets too close for comfort

[cloud sinew]

steamodded itself causes issues, adding more mods ontop of that makes it even less likely to be a vanilla issue

[undone talon]

oh yh forgot abt steel

also how do u do bean bug

[rustic haven]

"jolly good show my fellowship! tally ho!!" ass font

[spring radish]

yo anyone wanna join me in potluck or 2v2 dm if yes

[rustic haven]

i see you have antimatter which is good

[cloud sinew]

#⚙・modding-general or the BMP discord

[rustic haven]

do you have directors cut or retcon?

[undone talon]

i do

[rustic haven]

which

retcon?

[undone talon]

i only have directors cut

[rustic haven]

alr

[clear mulch]

hear me out, vagabound

[undone talon]

😭

vagabond lowk goated tho

[rustic haven]

basically you look for crimson heart

you get a bean

[undone talon]

yh

[rustic haven]

preferably max size

[clear mulch]

is there a forcefem mod i need to see fem vagabond

[undone talon]

also i got e40 js 3 steel kings

[rustic haven]

you wait for crimson to debuff, go to main menu and go back into the game

so say you have 8 hand size

[undone talon]

yhhh

[rustic haven]

bean gives you 5 more so 13

bean is debuffed you go out back in once bean is no longer debuffed you gain another 5 handsize but permanent

better with a burglar

bc you can force hands

so it might land on bean multiple times

[undone talon]

wait how does burglar help?

[cloud sinew]

more hands

so you can repeat it

[undone talon]

ohhh

and whenever it lands on bean

u quit

[rustic haven]

yes

[undone talon]

to main menu

ahhhhh

[heavy heron]

HIGH KEY!!!!!

[rustic haven]

which is why its good to get ante 8

[undone talon]

tbh dk if ill be able to do it coz im at ante 16 rn with only 600$

[rustic haven]

bc lower score requirement means easier to hit bc u can sell jokers

[undone talon]

theres a spectral back tho

[rustic haven]

so it lands on bean more

[undone talon]

pack*

maybe ecto

[rustic haven]

hope for ecto

[undone talon]

no ecto 😭

[rustic haven]

its too late for perkeo

id sell

[red briar]

now this right here is certainly one of the runs

[rustic haven]

you're not getting a cryptid/ecto unless u sell a brainstorm for 6th

[clear mulch]

vagbanodnddidia

vagabond

waow

[rustic haven]

perkeo past ante 15 does nothing for naneinf runs

[undone talon]

nooooooooooooooo

[clear mulch]

🤤 deckfixing

[rustic haven]

[undone talon]

i rly dont wanna but i think i have to

[rustic haven]

its not the run

perkeo is bitch made naneinf anyway

unskilled

[oblique raven]

Has anyone ever thought of making different jokers to go with different decks like the irl one?
I got one yesterday and I was thinking what if localthunk treats us with more decks to buy, what jokers would go with it
So I'm making a list rn

[rustic haven]

anyway im going to my unlocks and mobile c+ grind

peace

[undone talon]

sfeeee

[rustic haven]

this is perkeo ante 2

i can give u the seed when im done

[clear mulch]

all of them 😼

[rustic haven]

if u care

[red briar]

jimbo made ✌️

[clear mulch]

god made

[rustic haven]

rs

[oblique raven]

I would kill for irl buffoon packs but localthunk said no 😔

[red briar]

seed for this is 2DY984EN if anyone wants to try it out because im bitch made

[undone talon]

i mean idm but imo perkeo seeded runs make no sense to me. like for me the fun is finding the perkeo and making it work

[clear mulch]

that'd be gambling

[rustic haven]

well thats what this run is for me but

idc to go for naneinfs rn

[clear mulch]

OR you make the pack transparent or smth

[rustic haven]

unfortunate

[oblique raven]

Yeah, I'm an addict and sometimes I forget that it's not really a good thing

[undone talon]

lmao i js want one

[knotty zodiac]

poly ramen
poly ice cream
poly cav

[rustic haven]

when im not playing for naneinf attempts i get the perfect shit

id only need about 10 cryptids too

bc its plasma

😭

[undone talon]

also karu do u think selling a brainstorm is worth it for the sixth sense when i find one

[rustic haven]

i could naneinf pre ante 8

if i cared

[rustic haven]

i think selling perkeo is better

[undone talon]

coz its plasma deck i only need a few perkeo rounds before i can naneinf w cryptid

[rustic haven]

but

up 2 u twin

[undone talon]

🤣

[rustic haven]

it could take you

5 antes

[undone talon]

to find the cryptid

[rustic haven]

to get cryptid

[undone talon]

yh

[pale wolf]

a few

[undone talon]

and idk how fast the scaling is now

[rustic haven]

then another 2 before u have enough cryptids

10-15

[undone talon]

yh coz i have copy jokers so if i had cryptid i w;d be getting 3 a round

[rustic haven]

selling a brainstorm lowers your scoring by a good amount

[undone talon]

good point

[rustic haven]

assuming ur doing 2 baron 1 mime

so

again

perkeo this late is useless

unless ur transitioning out of idol or trib f5 into hcslop

then it makes no sense to play for it this late

[undone talon]

yh

[rustic haven]

this is why baron mime sucks and why my 40+ naneinf attempts have made me hate that stupid jimbo for life

takes too much and care

and joker slots

to be anything

just a sad useless slob outside of plasma deck

[undone talon]

wait how do U naneinf

sock and idol?

and all of that right

[rustic haven]

no

[undone talon]

so how

[rustic haven]

thats just good build pre ante 15

[undone talon]

ah

[rustic haven]

to transition into baron around ante 15-16

u just go rebate with like a 30 card red seal luckys a few copy jokers sock idol to moneymaxx

[undone talon]

lucky and oops is so fun to play tbf

showmannn?

[rustic haven]

theres perkeo, burger serpent, chicot "bug", and joker stencil

[rustic haven]

over perkeo sure

[undone talon]

yh i think so

[rustic haven]

u need to hoard money

ur selling showman for colas and 6th sense

[undone talon]

yh

[rustic haven]

u need retcon, and youll need 6th for ecto

[undone talon]

bro i never understood why voucher skips are so powerful

oh yh

i need retcon

[rustic haven]

and u need to hoard money

[undone talon]

yh

[rustic haven]

so if ur ante 18 and u alr have to pivot to steel

instead of gold

youve lost

most likely

[undone talon]

yh im already doing steel

[rustic haven]

you should have around

3k

at least

[smoky hill]

True pain.

[undone talon]

nah im cooked

[rustic haven]

rip

[undone talon]

youll never know what it was

oh its that challenge

bruhhh

[gaunt burrow]

baseball lol

[smoky hill]

Its helping me SO much

[undone talon]

wait so karu do i reroll or js hoard as much as i can

[fierce pilot]

temperance value

[pallid galleon]

baseball huh?

[undone talon]

intermediate ball knowledge

@rustic haven i js got another brainstorm 😭

im dead this ante

might js take it

[weak relic]

You're doomed alright

[undone talon]

ikkk

[weak relic]

Look at the money

[rustic haven]

^

[undone talon]

no ecto and i played it bad

[rustic haven]

i mean

jus go for hs ig

[undone talon]

i took it and im at e59

[rustic haven]

thats what i do on my doomed naneinf runs

i just go for pb

[undone talon]

maybe 1 ante left for an ecto from a pack 😭

[undone talon]

yh

[undone talon]

have u got naneinf before

[rustic haven]

no

im on like

40-50 attempts

[undone talon]

no way

[rustic haven]

but 80% of those was when i barely knew how to

[undone talon]

damn so it might take me a while 😭

[rustic haven]

so

[pallid galleon]

i think you gotta work on your fundamentals then

[rustic haven]

idek if it counts

[undone talon]

nah it doesnt tbh

[rustic haven]

yeah p much

[weak relic]

I hit 3 naneinfs throughout this game

And not a single ante 39

Prolly cus idc

[rustic haven]

the naneinf grind made me so upset

[undone talon]

bro ante 39 is next level

[rustic haven]

that i went to going for c+ on 2 accounts

mobile and pc

[undone talon]

honestly i think C+ and C++ are more enhoyable

[weak relic]

Nah

[rustic haven]

i think gold stake is more enjoyable than white stake

yiu see more of the game

[undone talon]

yeah

[rustic haven]

and how much more the game can offer

when you dont spam face cards

like a dunce

[undone talon]

🤣

[pallid galleon]

all of the above is inferior to the goat that is balatro multiplayer

[rustic haven]

so much more fun

[rustic haven]

u play?

[undone talon]

i shld get it tbh

[rustic haven]

ive been playing a LOT of small world

i love small world

[pallid galleon]

ive been playing for a few days and its addicting af

[undone talon]

i think i watched bean play small world

[rustic haven]

ikr

small world is so fun

my favorite mode for sure

[undone talon]

does drspectred have a full naneinf tutorial

gotta watch one

[rustic haven]

yes

many

[knotty zodiac]

bean's vids are so soothing

[rustic haven]

just look up drspectred naneinf

and youll see like

10

but the best one is called like

"how to get your own naneinf"

or something

[undone talon]

yh

[rustic haven]

ikr

[undone talon]

IKKK

bean is the goat

[stray glen]

use the arcana pack to change the cards to legendary jokers

[undone talon]

roffles vids are the only reason i play somewhat decent rn 😭

[rustic haven]

i usually watch roffle streams, bean vids, and drspectred shorts

xd

[undone talon]

lmaoo

[pallid galleon]

cryptid moment

[graceful schooner]

Bean da goat

[undone talon]

i cant usually watch roffles streams they happen too late in my timezone

[stray glen]

sorry i only larp

[rustic haven]

they happen right when i get off work

[hearty tusk]

I cant win blackdeck gs

[rustic haven]

its so great

[rustic haven]

its a grind

[graceful schooner]

Fr tho

[rustic haven]

just keep chuggin

youll get it

[graceful schooner]

No reason but still not getting any jokers

[undone talon]

colddd

thats amazing

[rustic haven]

i need 2 more unlocks on mobile

then i can grind stakes

theyre some mid ass jokers too but i gotta get em so

[undone talon]

some are annoyinh

[silk thorn]

which ones are they

[undone talon]

wait can u get the 30 spade one js by doing checkered deck

[knotty zodiac]

i bet stuntman and satellite

[knotty zodiac]

yes

[hearty tusk]

Ive been chugging for four days now Karu

[undone talon]

ggs

[buoyant stratus]

Same for hearts

[silk thorn]

i‘m missing satellite and one i don‘t know lol

[undone talon]

well i got that one coz i love oops bloodstone 🤣

[rustic haven]

ok i lied

[silk thorn]

mary andy or smth

[graceful schooner]

Damn

[silk thorn]

i think

[buoyant stratus]

Judgment save 🔥

[rustic haven]

theyre both pretty good

merry andy and invis

[silk thorn]

[rustic haven]

4 days longer

[graceful schooner]

What was ur highscore

[rustic haven]

get to it

[undone talon]

wait karu

this run

i unlocked invis in it 🤣

[hearty tusk]

Ive been done with ts 3 times now

[rustic haven]

W

[hearty tusk]

Yet i keep going back like a masochist bitch to an abusive ex

[undone talon]

i might have played better if i had all 5 jokers

i js remembered 😭

[rustic haven]

so me

[graceful schooner]

What was ur highscore

[hearty tusk]

I cant do it karu

I cant

[undone talon]

mbbb its like e59

[rustic haven]

or if i werent holding perkeo for 4 antes

[rustic haven]

womp womp

[graceful schooner]

Ah alright

[undone talon]

which is only like e30 on a normal deck

[graceful schooner]

I wanna get a crazy Baron score on plasma too

[undone talon]

we all do

[graceful schooner]

Build like urs and then maybe get a handsize boss

[undone talon]

serpent?

[rustic haven]

trust me

i no longer do

[graceful schooner]

The one that always draws 3 cards

[undone talon]

🤣

[undone talon]

yh

[rustic haven]

once you do it so much youll get burnt out

and want to actually play the real game

[graceful schooner]

My best run still on ghost

[undone talon]

very real

[rustic haven]

rather than seeing the same 2 dogshit jokers every run

[hearty tusk]

Am gonna go play brawlhalla to relax

[rustic haven]

well mime is good

but fuck baron

[undone talon]

but idk how i js got two insane baron runs in a row innit

[graceful schooner]

With idol

[undone talon]

bruhhhh

[undone talon]

fuck baron indeed

[hearty tusk]

... if you say so

[rustic haven]

ok bye ima go watch roffle

[rustic haven]

no.

[undone talon]

poly might save it 🤣

[undone talon]

enjoy

[graceful schooner]

With Baron u can't outplay the plant also

[undone talon]

lmao the poly saved it

[undone talon]

thats why u get retcon

[graceful schooner]

Can u roll the Boss?

[undone talon]

i cld but this run is over

[graceful schooner]

Try

[undone talon]

try what 😭

its very very very over

[graceful schooner]

Skip skip and maybe u get a lucky roll

If u get handsize

[undone talon]

i dont have retcon

[graceful schooner]

Ah

[undone talon]

i only have the first

[graceful schooner]

Maybe ur lucky

Or one if the skips gives u 3 handsize

Then u can maybe get like e70

Or 75

[undone talon]

this one i get out of

what cld even save me now

ecto then showman and then blueprint in the same shop

w only $400

its not being saved

[graceful schooner]

Oh rip

[undone talon]

yh

well i only have like 50 hours in balatro so far so pretty good run

[graceful schooner]

Tbh a neg DNA would go crazy woth Baroon

[undone talon]

yh but HOW do i get one

[graceful schooner]

Bro just believe

[undone talon]

lmao

i wish i was as enthusiastic

optimal joker layout

[patent sail]

riff raff spawned a gay zany joker 🐎

[undone talon]

a gay one?

[patent sail]

thats why riff raff is the goat

[undone talon]

u mean poly right? 😭

[patent sail]

ywah thats what i call polys

[undone talon]

lmao

gay jokers is mental

negative even steven new strat unlocked 🗣️

🫡

finalky

[lean agate]

#okay

[dry jasper]

wait how do you unlock that

oh

nvm im stupid

i js saw the card instead of stuff below it

[karmic warren]

down to 9 left, i feel i have some decent combos here i just cant find them

i cant get the satellite astronomer and the other one run

constellation

[undone talon]

other one?

oh yh

constellation is so fun

[karmic warren]

yea its nice

this got me 3 commons stickered

just 5x 5x

[winged sequoia]

update when

[karmic warren]

after i finish pls

green seal when

[hearty tusk]

I CANT FUCKING STOP LOOSING BLACK DECK GS

[gleaming bone]

whats the optimal joker setup here for max score?

[pale wolf]

blatro

[shy tangle]

Squidward sound constipated 😭

[patent sail]

riff raff what does this mean

[graceful schooner]

Yooo wth

I've made a run

That crashes my game

Everytime I try to look at my deck

[patent sail]

how big is your deck vro

[graceful schooner]

65 cards

Not that crazy

[patent sail]

what the hell did you do

[graceful schooner]

To get that many cards or to get ut to crash

[hearty tusk]

I feel constipated

[graceful schooner]

I have like 40 purple sell queens

And 20 Red seal Glas quees

[patent sail]

that sounds normal wtf why does it crash

[graceful schooner]

Iono

I ll just bot look in the Deck ig

But im dead anyways

Plant got me

[shy tangle]

I have laxatives

[fervent haven]

2 on baron

[shy tangle]

Some off-brand MiraLax I got from Walmart lol

[fervent haven]

Can be split evenly but 2 on baron is better if you are holding any non red seal

[gleaming bone]

someone told me to do 2 mime 2 baron

[patent sail]

Plant/Mark on abandoned deck

[gleaming bone]

this is my deck if this helps calcuations

[hearty tusk]

Give me the whole bottle

[graceful schooner]

Wth

[shy tangle]

It's a big bottle ._.

[hearty tusk]

Did i fucking stutter

[shy tangle]

Bro's trying to blow up the toilet so bad no one can use it for the next week 😭

[hearty tusk]

Brotha my ass is full of black deck gold stake. Thats how much its been CRAWLING UP MY BOOTY

[waxen fable]

its the best deck for a reason

[hearty tusk]

I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

[patent sail]

because no photochad

[shy tangle]

ok, i'll give you a few doses jeez 😭

This bottle is literally 17 oz

[waxen fable]

valid crashout

bd gs is genuinely super bullshit

[patent sail]

ALRIGHT GAME I GOT IT, ILL PLAY 3OAK

[waxen fable]

i have 1/100 wins in black deck gs runs

[patent sail]

showman is there for stickering dont mjnd him

[hearty tusk]

Black deck gs has legit made me improve my life

And be a better person

Fuck this game

[patent sail]

if you insist

[hearty tusk]

Am gonna go jog and listen to Sade

Or some shit

[buoyant stratus]

Baron saved this run so much

Gave it like 6 more antes

[errant brook]

First real run of the day and somehow got 3/8 jokers done. 5 left to go! What do you guys think my final joker for C++ mobile will be?

1. Shortcut
2. Luchador
3. Turtle Been
4. Acrobat
5. Troubadour

[patent sail]

bean

absolutely bean

[novel nymph]

best mods for balatro?

i already know about: Pokermon, CardSleeves, JokerDisplay, HandyBalatro, Main Menu Tweaks, Wormhole and Multiplayer

[versed sable]

shortcut and acro are good
luchador is a nothing for stickering
bean is okay but usually doesn't do that much at that point in a gs run, and it's naturally perishable
troubador is honestly a downside more often than not on gs i think

i'd say troub ig

[errant brook]

The fact I don’t have shortcut yet is pretty shocking

[patent sail]

i like troub!!!!!

justice for troub

[errant brook]

Last year when I did C++ on PC I was doing straights constantly

[patent sail]

based!,!

[errant brook]

Now I’ve become a bog standard spam pairs player

[devout wasp]

it will be bean, if experience is any guide

uncommon + perishable = you'll probably have it at the right time even less than a legendary

[lime remnant]

prolly bean

[errant brook]

I’d probably skip every blind if I find bean by ante 6 and then just pray

[patent sail]

"Diarrhea forever vs Puppies for everyone"

tho stm isnt gonna do shit on abandoned unless i print some queens somehow

[lime remnant]

stm sell value for interest

ixo

[patent sail]

sold for saturn

bludstone came crawling back i cant 😭

[sly prairie]

This joker does not tell the whole truth. It's capped at 20 dollars

[patent sail]

cant it just say "Earn double the interest" idk

why all that convoluted description that doesnt even explain the $20 cap

[versed sable]

it should

[patent sail]

but it doesnt

[karmic pawn]

why steam not update my progress in balatro ?

i cant open another deck

[patent sail]

were you playing a challenge/seeded run?

[karmic pawn]

seeded run

[patent sail]

yeah thats why

seeded runs dont give unlocks

[karmic pawn]

AAAHHHH

okeyy

[sly prairie]

Seeded runs are shit and pointless

[patent sail]

i guess so yeah

only time i ever played seeded was my own funny seed i found to explore it a bit more

[heavy heron]

w all that steel.. only a million

damn

i wonder if my score would’ve been higher if i copied chad

[tranquil cedar]

ecto here? (flower pot cus i haven't found any other uncommons)

[patent sail]

flower pot carrying

[silk thorn]

pain.

[tranquil cedar]

x3 mult on every leap day

[patent sail]

X3 Mult once in whenever

i got mouthed on a good run DAMN IT

[tranquil cedar]

x3 mps (mult per sometimes)

[exotic silo]

x3 mult while ancient joker laps it several times over, several times over in the same build it's consistent in

[tranquil cedar]

weeeeeeeee

[silk thorn]

first time using it

[tranquil cedar]

dammn

[patent sail]

the day flower pot triggers is the day every wish ever wished is gonna get granted

[tranquil cedar]

aj is one of my favorite jokers to goof around with

[errant brook]

DOWN TO 3 FOR MOBILE C++

1. Luchador
2. Turtle Bean
3. Acrobat

[exotic silo]

I did make use of Flower Pot in a run with two pairs, it saved the run lowkey

but that was the only time it ever did anything aside from its edition or Baseball Card fodder

[tranquil cedar]

useful once in a blue moon

[silk thorn]

luchador saved me so many runs it‘s crazy

[tranquil cedar]

i miss luchador long time I haven't seen him

[errant brook]

I do find some irony that 2 of the last 3 jokers I need are the “save my ass please” jokers

[tranquil cedar]

same for the serpent

[patent sail]

i keep giving it chances to redeem itself and save me and every time it fails because i did draw a hand, but with only 3 suits

[silk thorn]

he‘s on vacation trust

[tranquil cedar]

right lmao

[tranquil cedar]

he's on his honeymoon with the serpent

[patent sail]

drinking cola from a vessel

[silk thorn]

lmao

[exotic silo]

It works with Wild Cards to make it consistent, but there is almost no situation where speculative Wild Cards are useful before Flower Pot/Ancient Joker shows up so you really never prepare for the situation to come up

[errant brook]

If Acrobat is last I’ll be shocked. Cuz it doesn’t even suck, I just somehow never found it when it was “needed” nor “worth it”

[soft forge]

free photochad no way

what are the odds

[patent sail]

here, lose

[tranquil cedar]

that's right, does flower pot trigger with a wild card?

[exotic silo]

4 wild cards will trigger it!

[patent sail]

a singular one no

[exotic silo]

or 3 wild cards... and a diamond I think???

[patent sail]

but theres a funny thing with smeared and seeing double

you can make seeing double trigger with just 1 card

[tranquil cedar]

damn it does suck

[tranquil cedar]

it'd make sense

[patent sail]

REALLY funny, game

[tranquil cedar]

weeee

[patent sail]

i cant 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[tranquil cedar]

i always see foil on chip scaling as a starter boost

[exotic silo]

it's either that or a deck thin enough to be drawn in its entirety every round, at which point, just play Flush Houses

[hardy fable]

you can just ccitjwiitap

[tranquil cedar]

sometimes you have to let go

[patent sail]

credit card in standard pack watch

[tranquil cedar]

eternal bp shop 1

[patent sail]

nope

credit card in the wallet!

[exotic silo]

credit card in the judgement in the arcana pack

do not trust

[hardy fable]

who needs wee anyways just be me😎

[patent sail]

you liar

[exotic silo]

I'll take 4 of them and lose instantly!

[patent sail]

hey so i just picked you up and my hands became tiny wtf did you do

[turbid nova]

oh wow

[hardy fable]

4 me at the same time is too unstable

[patent sail]

good joker and bloodstone

[exotic silo]

my hands are cut off, what did you do

[hardy fable]

exchanged them for these sick shades

[exotic silo]

evil

[hardy fable]

but they're sick asf

[patent sail]

i will sell you and your brothers to hold a lot of cards in hand

[hardy fable]

why need cards for chips when I have chips

[patent sail]

what flavor tho

[hardy fable]

sour cream

or ketchup

[patent sail]

mmmm sure you got me there

[soft forge]

enter the wee

[patent sail]

cant

broke

[tranquil cedar]

ok so we started dissing on flower pot but never got to if I should use ecto 😭😭

[soft forge]

im ankhing it so good

[patent sail]

just rip it whatever

[patent sail]

woe! crimson heart be upon ye

[soft forge]

flower pot + smeared + shortcut + four fingers

[waxen fable]

take the ecto if u wanna uncommonmax

[tranquil cedar]

stencil dreams

[soft forge]

thank me later

[tranquil cedar]

fun idea

would need luck

[weak relic]

Bbc value

[soft forge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/thumbnail-spikes-mrbeast-NWSl8nIRd82IbH4UpU

[waxen fable]

if the ecto lands on bbc u are lucky as shit

[tranquil cedar]

exactly but what if it hits idk

flower pot

[soft forge]

baseball, huh?

[waxen fable]

ignorable

[tranquil cedar]

sure let's try

[tranquil cedar]

that tracks

[waxen fable]

if u wanna be a superchud u should build towards it

[patent sail]

they call him baseball card the way he bases the ball (card)

[waxen fable]

the worst hit here is runner

for the obvious reasons

[tranquil cedar]

IT HIT FLOWR POT

[soft forge]

FINALLY someone gets it

[tranquil cedar]

okay could be worse

[soft forge]

yeah that tracks

[waxen fable]

id rather that than having it land on runner

[patent sail]

as shitty as flower pot is

it looks pretty when negative

[tranquil cedar]

im surprised no one got it before? aljokes is like a staple of modern internet

[tranquil cedar]

sure

[tranquil cedar]

indeed

never seen it

[pale wolf]

blatro

[soft forge]

the vc i'm in no one gets it

[tranquil cedar]

btralo indeed

[waxen fable]

i mean it's free 1.5x and ignorable but if u wanna be a superchud just build towards it

[soft forge]

gosh googly

[waxen fable]

do U wanna be a superchud though

[patent sail]

sir, the second ecto hit the jokers

okay no there was only one nevermind

[idle basin]

perkeo and triboulet

still lost

[tranquil cedar]

born to pants, forced to flower pot

[patent sail]

trib and canio is where its at

[weak relic]

Normal.

[idle basin]

On a purple stake run...

[patent sail]

game can you stop bottomdecking the entire suit as soon as i pick up a suit joker

[weak relic]

Still

One time where I held canio for 3 antes and did not scale it because game didn't want to give me a hangman

[tender hedge]

if you think your day is going bad i got this setup earlier and immediatly got psychic with no way to reroll

[patent sail]

one time i sold ante 1 canio for walkie talkie

[weak relic]

Flying too close to the sun is not a way to go

[pale wolf]

blatro

😇

[patent sail]

mouthed again are you kidding me

i just stopped winning ever since i got c+

[tender hedge]

yeah but the game kept giving me ankhs and i was just popping them trying to get another blackboard 🥲

also it's funny

[weak relic]

Well that's just unfortunate

[patent sail]

which is undeniably a skill issue but

[tranquil cedar]

hmm??

[patent sail]

tragic

[tranquil cedar]

also flower pot stickered if I win that's right

[patent sail]

only purple unfortunately

[tranquil cedar]

four gays and a dream

[weak relic]

You're on purple stake so it doesn't matter much

[patent sail]

egged

[tranquil cedar]

still some progress

[tranquil cedar]

yes because i ain't getting c++ EVER

💔💔

[patent sail]

WHO LAID AN EGG ON MY MESSAGE

[weak relic]

You can

[tranquil cedar]

omelette chat

[sharp junco]

im so oviparous

[patent sail]

stop laying eggs on my messages

[weak relic]

Just dont rush it otherwise you'd feel like you'd never

[tranquil cedar]

I'd go mad

[weak relic]

Just don't rush it

God I sounded like a broken teller of some sort

[patent sail]

would you start Gaining X0.5 Mult when Small or Big Blind is selected and destroying a random joker?

[pale wolf]

no, +mult for twopair

[cloud sinew]

me personally, id go crazy.

[pale wolf]

trash

[patent sail]

id go zany

[weak relic]

Rats.

[tranquil cedar]

y'all better be careful if you're not eternal

[patent sail]

zany looks like he plays drivers license + vampire and has fun doing so

[tranquil cedar]

aight sure

life goals

c++

[tranquil cedar]

criminal

that's psychotic

life without parole

[turbid nova]

oh wow what a fantastic once in a lifetime opportunity

[patent sail]

Gentlemen, i might not have a brain, but i have an idea

[patent sail]

bus!!

[weak relic]

No

Dont take any of those

[tranquil cedar]

immediately gets extinct

[patent sail]

i love gambling

i will die i know i will

[tranquil cedar]

forever rich

[patent sail]

WITH THAT SAID

[weak relic]

Losing

[tranquil cedar]

worth it

[weak relic]

What even is the point?

[turbid nova]

wrong

[tranquil cedar]

funmaxxing

[patent sail]

funny

[tranquil cedar]

LMAO BRO WHAT IS THIS 😭😭😭😭😭

biblical greed

[pale wolf]

does anyone explain to me please how to unlock the scribbly joker?

[turbid nova]

I just realized burglar was a bad idea

[weak relic]

Where's your scoring?

[turbid nova]

I'm struggling to score in ante 2

[patent sail]

i survived it

[tranquil cedar]

friends we made along the way

[patent sail]

lets see what garbage i get

[turbid nova]

exactly

[patent sail]

perishable golden ticket 🎀🌸

eternal runner

on a 2pair build

[weak relic]

Not bad but dont do that ever again

[pale wolf]

i guess im never finding out how it plays in game life ;c

[patent sail]

i will do it EVERY time

gambling ALWAYS pays off, kids

[weak relic]

This community is stubborn sometimes and complains when the game does not work at their favor

[turbid nova]

note to self never take burglar on plasma lol

[patent sail]

hey at least im fully aware that what im doing is horrible and incorrect

[patent sail]

my gs win was thanks to him

[tranquil cedar]

worth

i stand for runner

he grew on me

[patent sail]

so do i

i love straights but im playing with foil pants

[tranquil cedar]

that must be uncomfortable to wear

i love straights too, shoutout to y'all straight ppl

[patent sail]

especially to run in

thats why runner is sitting there watching

[weak relic]

All that scaling is wasted for 2 negligible jokers

[patent sail]

shhh let me gamble

[weak relic]

Gamble? Or win?

[tranquil cedar]

makes sense

[heady grove]

hello 🐈

[weak relic]

What exactly are you tryna achieve here?

[tranquil cedar]

funmaxxing

[patent sail]

we here at ME hq play stupid games and win stupid prizes

[tranquil cedar]

hii

[turbid nova]

cool start

[patent sail]

playing the game probably

[turbid nova]

perfect for a later mult pivot

[patent sail]

wowww mega buffoon pack full of eternal faces jokers when im playing abandoned

[tranquil cedar]

happens

[weak relic]

+mult on plasma is surely a choice alright.

[patent sail]

this win was very funny

[tranquil cedar]

anything worth?

[patent sail]

"death by a thousand cuts" ass setup

i mean trading is good but do you need it

[weak relic]

Move JJ to the leftmost

[tranquil cedar]

im scaling runner

[weak relic]

Right

[tranquil cedar]

also just bought him

he's at 0

no at 2

[weak relic]

I keep forgetting those really

[patent sail]

so anyways i died to ante 4 wall (nothing has been learned)

[tranquil cedar]

still should I buy anything?

[tranquil cedar]

moral of the story: keep gambling

[patent sail]

surely next time

[weak relic]

Maybe not

[tranquil cedar]

hey, look at me, i kept losing on gs and then mime baron suddenly appeared out of nowhere

[weak relic]

You sealed your own fate alright.

[tranquil cedar]

like an absurd amount of losses btw

i suck

[patent sail]

and im not saying i didnt

i was like fully aware that what im doing is stupid

with that said, new run button is always right there

[tranquil cedar]

i inquire, funmaxxing

[patent sail]

99% of negative tag takers quit before they hit eternal rental showman

[viral raft]

6 stickerings oh yeaj

[tranquil cedar]

zaaaaaamn hell yeah

WELL, WELL, WELL....

[patent sail]

PLANO

[tranquil cedar]

piano joker

[patent sail]

I LOVE PLANO!!

[viral raft]

alerta

[tranquil cedar]

plano loves you too

[viral raft]

Alerta de plano

Alerta de gema alerta de gema

[tranquil cedar]

gente debería comprar plano?

[patent sail]

can i kiss him on the cheek

[viral raft]

Si tiene el flash card subido puedes vender Fibbonaci

[tranquil cedar]

she's taken and doesn't really enjoy physical contact sorry

[tranquil cedar]

😭😭

spainlatro

[patent sail]

rats.

[viral raft]

Shhhh

[tranquil cedar]

flash is at 2

💔

[viral raft]

???

[patent sail]

flower pot carrying

[viral raft]

Por qué tienes un flash card con 2 de escalado 😭😭😭

[tranquil cedar]

flower pot deadass doing NOTHING

[viral raft]

Vende esa cosa

[patent sail]

here, win

[tranquil cedar]

he was JUST born

[patent sail]

aka doing what its best at

[viral raft]

Abort it and take daddy blueprint

[tranquil cedar]

sonion rings 💔

[viral raft]

Certificated without the Cert

[viral raft]

I'm doing my best

[patent sail]

they call me gambler the way i Game Over! after taking Negative Tag

[viral raft]

What the hell is that 😭😭

[patent sail]

ok

[viral raft]

Tbh negative credit card is nice

[hearty tusk]

Lmfao

[patent sail]

funny

[viral raft]

Because you can sticker it and forget about it

[patent sail]

game hinting that im broke

[patent sail]

yeah the sticker

[viral raft]

They should add a extra passive for credit card

Is a really bad "money" passive

[patent sail]

takes out a $20,000 loan with your name at a local bank

[viral raft]

Barely works on vagabond and the only time is great is when you play Green deck

I guess works on first shop but 99% of the time is useless

[patent sail]

are we doing reasonable decisions or we taking foil eternal rental boot

[viral raft]

Somehow i won a gs run using boots as my mult resource

What a awful scaling mult joker

[patent sail]

yeahhh its like

eh

[tranquil cedar]

HOW. HOW. HOW. HOW. HOW.

HEADS WILL BE ROLLING

[patent sail]

ESCALERA 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[tranquil cedar]

okay i wasted my luck

this is stupid im ass

[viral raft]

obviusly is black deck

[tranquil cedar]

im so ass it's actually over

[patent sail]

why was there a flower pot above it.

[viral raft]

CIEGA GRANDE

[tranquil cedar]

it's... green... 💔

[tranquil cedar]

bbc value

[viral raft]

oh, i see it wrong mb 😭

[tranquil cedar]

red filter

makes sense tbh

[patent sail]

ew, british recorded that?

[viral raft]

yeah yeah

[tranquil cedar]

no it's... baseball card... never mention the British again

[viral raft]

what 😭

[tranquil cedar]

BaseBall Card

[viral raft]

XDDDD

[patent sail]

sorry i forgot the TW: Br1t1sh

[viral raft]

this is like saying that thingy instead of cyperpunk

[tranquil cedar]

this is actually something that's said lmfao

[tranquil cedar]

HAAAANK

[viral raft]

dude just name it baseball card

[patent sail]

DONT SAY THAT

YOU CAN GET BANNED

[tranquil cedar]

NEVER ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK

[viral raft]

what

[tranquil cedar]

HAAAANK

[patent sail]

DELET THE MESSAGE

[viral raft]

😭

[tranquil cedar]

nah it's over atp just die

[viral raft]

done!

[patent sail]

you can get reported and banned

[viral raft]

sfw version :D

[patent sail]

that happened in GD server not too long ago

[viral raft]

that thngy

[tranquil cedar]

editing does nothing btw

[viral raft]

👀

[tranquil cedar]

deleting doesn't do anything either lmao

hold on

[viral raft]

true, they probably had a Log channel

[patent sail]

some nolife chuds went through entire chat history and reported everyone who said the Creator Points abbreviation, and a LOT of people got banned

[tranquil cedar]

@viral raft you used XDDD as a laugh so I'm guessing you're hispanic

or like spanish speaking

[patent sail]

dont give people an opportunity to get you banned for nothing

[viral raft]

that's just so mean

[viral raft]

my name is literally Papu

[tranquil cedar]

that too

😭

[patent sail]

yeah well it is so

dont say the abbreviation to be safe from those idiots 😭

[viral raft]

of course i speak spanish 😭

XDDD

i'm from chile

[tranquil cedar]

where you from (if you don't mind me asking)

oh

[tranquil cedar]

ayeeee

im from Spain lmao

[viral raft]

damnn that's neat

[tranquil cedar]

no you don't you're from Chile mf 💔😔

[patent sail]

your language is funny especially in balala

[tranquil cedar]

ESCALERAAAA

[viral raft]

WDYM i'm not from Chile brotato

[tranquil cedar]

spanish is such a cool language tbh

[viral raft]

COMODINES

[tranquil cedar]

am i blind

have i gone crazy

[tranquil cedar]

‎ ‎

[weak relic]

Hmm

[viral raft]

why ts in spanish is name the 9th door?????

[tranquil cedar]

heaven

[viral raft]

door

[tranquil cedar]

the pearly gates

that's the ninth door I believe

[patent sail]

spanish looks funny i should learn it someday

[tranquil cedar]

omg yes

[viral raft]

is funny sometimes

[tranquil cedar]

it's absolutely hilarious and so easy to pronounce once you get the hang of it

[viral raft]

specially with the insults and thingies

[tranquil cedar]

verb conjugations are a little something tho

[shell dagger]

wilson

lo siento

[tranquil cedar]

yes insults in Spanish hit like no other

[tranquil cedar]

volleyball with face

[patent sail]

chat do i sell all non eternals and gamble on it hitting hologram

[viral raft]

i like to speak spanish sometimes so i can say weird stuff while i play with english people

[tranquil cedar]

💔 why

[viral raft]

like talking alien language or something

[tranquil cedar]

escaleraaaaa

[shell dagger]

im very slowly learning spanish

[patent sail]

horrible game decisions thats why

[tranquil cedar]

doesn't hit as hard if you say staircase

[viral raft]

hola muchas gracias 🔥

[potent tree]

"english or spanish?"

[patent sail]

meh i decided not to do it

[tranquil cedar]

stop horsing around

[patent sail]

get HORSED

[potent tree]

who's horsing me, fork isn't here

[viral raft]

who ever moves is weko

[patent sail]

we ALL

[shell dagger]

caballo

[viral raft]

burros

[tranquil cedar]

peter, el caballo está aquí

[potent tree]

hog rider

[patent sail]

feeding the hologram perhaps?

[viral raft]

👀👀👀👀👀

[tranquil cedar]

sell hanging chud I'd say

[potent tree]

would a spanish name for peter be pedro?

[patent sail]

yeah thats what i did

[tranquil cedar]

it's literally that

lmao

[patent sail]

my holo.... ooh its gonna grow big and strong....

[shell dagger]

me llamo ordep

[tranquil cedar]

y soy malvado

[viral raft]

i'll never understand why theres a spanish Spain version and a spanish Mexican version on balatro

[tranquil cedar]

changes some words

[potent tree]

latin american spanish:

[tranquil cedar]

because most latinamerican ppl don't like playing on Spain Spanish and vice versa

[viral raft]

theres barely dialogues on the game so i don't see the need to make 2 version tbh 😭

[tranquil cedar]

there's a lot of words tho

literally everything in the game has words

blinds, descriptions, menus

and there a lot of them

[viral raft]

like what are the differences in spain/mex balatro?? in the wiki i always see both gave almost the exact same descriptions

[tranquil cedar]

there are some words that change I believe

like hand names

[viral raft]

ok gave me a minute

[oblique quartz]

anyone have any obvious reasons why my music might not be playing? my music volume is at full, and the game sounds play. could it be an issue with the amount of ram thats allocated to the game? i also have a couple of qol mods installed, but sometimes my music does play which i find really weird

[tranquil cedar]

4oak is Póker in Spain (holy shit he said the thing) and Póquer in mexico

[graceful schooner]

Someone gotta go

[potent tree]

i think i know what you're talking about. do you use headphones?

[tranquil cedar]

are you playing on mobile and have you plugged headphones while playing?

[tranquil cedar]

lmao great minds think alike

[oblique quartz]

im on pc and i have wireless headphones

[potent tree]

i play on my laptop and have these issues tho

[tranquil cedar]

okay idk about pc

😔

[viral raft]

theres almost no differences 😭

[patent sail]

GAY GOLDEN JACK 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[potent tree]

you just have to unplug or disconnect headphones, reinsert/connect and restart the game

that's how i fix it

[oblique quartz]

alright will try that thanks

[surreal sandal]

Lol. Stone Card Build?

[tawdry epoch]

Just got magic trick with hologram and saw a total of 0 playing cards in the shop for the rest of the run

[patent sail]

such riveting choices

[graceful schooner]

Ig sell Baron?

Or mime

[viral raft]

the only diff that i saw was that in spain version is "fin de la partida" instead of "fin de partida"

[graceful schooner]

So I can do 3x3

[tranquil cedar]

idk man just in case

😭

[tranquil cedar]

lmao that's one of them

[potent tree]

partida nueva vs nueva partida

[oblique quartz]

doesnt work 😔
i guess im musicless now

[viral raft]

yeah, i wish that theres was funny accents on each one

[tranquil cedar]

sure I'll put my Balatro on mex spanish to check if something changes

[patent sail]

jimbo please we need this... my game is kinda musicless

[tranquil cedar]

“Órale wey, la cagaste”
–Jimbo J. Joker

[viral raft]

sure, the only diff are some exact words but is almost the same thingy

[shell dagger]

coche d vs carro d

[tranquil cedar]

elote joker

[viral raft]

exactly, that would be so funny tbh but yeah i get it why big LT didn't do that 😭

[oblique quartz]

nevermind i for some reason have two identical headphone sound outputs and switching to the other one and restarting fixed it

[tranquil cedar]

“Chaval, eres pésimo, tío. Joder.”
–Jimbo J. Comodín

[oblique quartz]

i can vibe now

[tranquil cedar]

LMAO

[viral raft]

i just realice that Rocket on spanish doesn't have a " " between the 1$ and the "al final"

[oblique quartz]

the thing is they connect to the same headphones but one is somehow slightly quieter

[viral raft]

little mistake

[tranquil cedar]

really? didn't remember that

[oblique quartz]

i dont know how this works 🥹

[tranquil cedar]

oh also

at least in es spanish

there's a bug

orbital tags show the hand upgraded in english

[viral raft]

for real??

[tranquil cedar]

bro who the fuck is that guy on the right???? 😭😭😭😭😭

[tranquil cedar]

yeah

[viral raft]

is a hologram that i made in my free time

looks meh ash

[patent sail]

new pc (ignore pablo)

[viral raft]

😭

[tranquil cedar]

who invited bro 😭😭

[tranquil cedar]

ooooohhhh

[tranquil cedar]

don't mind my dog ahh

[turbid nova]

oh yeah

[tardy spade]

I tried to force a hit the road build and died. Did I mess up at trying to force a hit the road build?

[patent sail]

why is my bus driver playing mitski

[viral raft]

looks mid tbh

i still like it because i made it myself ig

[tranquil cedar]

omg it has little cards on it

so cute

[viral raft]

yeah yeah really cute idk

[tranquil cedar]

🔴

[tranquil cedar]

i love them they're so well done

steel looks like glass tho

[viral raft]

thank you :D

[tranquil cedar]

should probably change the lighting on it

[viral raft]

yeah, look way to blight as a background card

[tranquil cedar]

other than that it's great

[viral raft]

i'll change that one day idk

[weak relic]

Lmfao

Looks cool tho

[rustic swallow]

wHy Is iT a NaT pOLy ChiCot?

[viral raft]

this is the entire sprite of the card lmao

[patent sail]

bro is just born and already gay

[viral raft]

took me like a day or something

[patent sail]

would you replace the dead marble with banana for stickering

[viral raft]

of course