🕹・game-discussion

[spark kernel]

Plasma deck on purple or higher is an actual nightmare

[clear mulch]

minor spelling mistake 🤓

[candid niche]

hey schjimmy! gimme a black deck run wit NUTHIN!

[clear mulch]

nuthin?

[gleaming bone]

🤣

[candid niche]

jokes on you. i took jimbo to get $10 in round 2

meaning $2 of interest after the boss

[spark kernel]

I am hoping for the worst for plasma deck as for how awful it is

[candid niche]

...i lost

[clear mulch]

this is literally me everytime thinking im making the smartest plays ever and losing on ante -2

[gleaming bone]

so im not the only one

[clear mulch]

its everyone

[gleaming bone]

im gonna reply to this so someone answers because im an impatient f**k

[candid niche]

yeah i watch too much roffle

[clear mulch]

for me its drspectred influence

[gleaming bone]

bean

[clear mulch]

he's just so smart and calm. I envy him

sometimes i just put on his videos as asmr 😭

[candid niche]

:3c

[clear mulch]

:3c

[candid niche]

what if instead of joker (jimbo)

it was woker (wimbo)

and shes trans and gay

[gleaming bone]

im going to reply again

[clear mulch]

im the woker baby

[vale shale]

One more before bed.

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[gleaming bone]

geen

[clear mulch]

abandoned

[candid niche]

poop deck

[vale shale]

Do I take this.

[candid niche]

yar har

[vale shale]

Yes I do it's still a deck

[gleaming bone]

again...

[clear mulch]

wait is your pfp

that lego gif

where its infinitely zooming out

how old is that gif

[terse vale]

painted ?

[candid niche]

i wish my deck were abandoned

[clear mulch]

Win Ante 8 on Green Deck on any Stake

that should do the surgery

[candid niche]

so true

[gleaming bone]

again..?

[clear mulch]

wait wtf are these jokers

[gleaming bone]

glorp

[candid niche]

alr so

which joker is better

odd todd or even steven

[clear mulch]

depends

[gleaming bone]

todd for plasma

[clear mulch]

actually everything in this game depends

[hasty harness]

plasma def todd

[gleaming bone]

steven for anything else

[candid niche]

what if instead of odd todd, he was chud todd

[clear mulch]

he would be posting dogwhistles on twitter

[strong pier]

Chud todd and hanging chud

[hasty harness]

guys i need help im on round 2 heading into the psychic and baron is in my shop!

thats a buy right

🥺

[clear mulch]

of course sweetie 🥺

baron best joker ante 1 no deck fixing 🥺

[candid niche]

nah, baron is exclusively gay

definitely not bi

[candid niche]

the humble round 1 invisible joker

greed

[frail solstice]

I am way too drunk for how op this seed is

[candid niche]

yeah probably

why do you still have 8 ball

[frail solstice]

I have 0 idea I got it for the chips

prolly exiting for the parking

[candid niche]

greed is never punished

it's peak, mr joestar

[unreal topaz]

actually usually todd everywhere bc chip jokers are more scarce than mult jokers

[karmic warren]

do you think i can risk selling supernova on 53 for an extra sticker here?

9/36 queens in deck a few steel playing pairs i think it could be fine

[candid niche]

idk if i take this or get the redcard value

[unreal topaz]

with mime, steel and stm probably yeah

[candid niche]

pretty dang goated 6

[unreal topaz]

supernova doesnt add that much

bc it happens after steel

[karmic warren]

it was until i got the mime but yea i feel now it isnt doing much

[unreal topaz]

yeah

[karmic warren]

alright good luck ty

[unreal topaz]

2 steels there is 5x

like

ur prob fine

[candid niche]

we're back

[karmic warren]

oh yeah easy tysm

[unreal topaz]

i'd for sure take that gold seal

[candid niche]

photochad is like an abusive relationship 💔

[unreal topaz]

especially especially with chad

so much value

[karmic warren]

god damn 4/20 of the stickers i had left thats a sick run for me ty for help

[knotty zodiac]

basically "are you hitting avg 80k with each pair". mostly depends on your pair level

[candid niche]

i didnt see it

blent into the lucky card

[unreal topaz]

damn 😔

you coulda been rich

[karmic warren]

idol is really hard for me to gold sticker i cant get it usable before ante 8 lol

oo also can riff raff spawn a negative if you are full?

[unreal topaz]

nope

[karmic warren]

shame, such a bad card to hold on to

[unreal topaz]

it spawns a joker, and then editions are added

[candid niche]

me when i forget what deck i'm playing

[unreal topaz]

black deck is vicious

[knotty zodiac]

photo talkin to chad like bieber in "Stay"

I know that I can't find nobody else as good as you
I need you to stay

[humble gulch]

You only need three scoring jokers to win, you can carry an idol

[candid niche]

call an ambulance, call an ambulance! ...but not for me (there's retcon in the shop)

[unreal topaz]

and no scoring jokers with enough tarot cards

and a couple blue seals

[candid niche]

WAIT

IT WASNT RETCON

SHIT

[knotty zodiac]

uhoh

[candid niche]

its fine

[knotty zodiac]

did you use your reroll alr?

[unreal topaz]

any glass?

[candid niche]

the red seal holo bonus 6 i found should help me

[unreal topaz]

it could

fs

only ante 4

[candid niche]

yeah i used it to win

suck it, plant

[strong pier]

Durr plant

[candid niche]

my deckfixing is ass though

stop it

alr bro

[knotty zodiac]

"i destroy all your jonklers

you get 3x by ante 7

deal?"

[candid niche]

NOOOOO I LOST BECAUSE I COULDNT SEE MY HAND

dang it

we run it back

[gleaming bone]

is another sock worth over 1 chad and the photo?

[knotty zodiac]

gg

[candid niche]

...another photochad run? i think not

i took the spectral and got nothing

[gleaming bone]

beans

[naive frigate]

Wtf is the third joker vro

[gleaming bone]

photo

[naive frigate]

Does sock retrigger all face cards?

[gleaming bone]

uhm. yeah

[naive frigate]

Show your deck

[gleaming bone]

thats a crazy sentence out of context ngl

[naive frigate]

You MIGHT want to get another sock instead of the non negative chad

[vale shale]

Ok I'm tired it's almost 2 am

[knotty zodiac]

does it clear?

[vale shale]

It doesn't

[knotty zodiac]

didnt seem like it on the surface but anything is possible with chad

[vale shale]

Had 4 kings and 5 queens on remaining cards btw

[tawny bough]

tempting, very

[unreal topaz]

seems better than sixth sense

with brainstorm

[tawny bough]

true true

[unreal topaz]

mime gives a ton of money

considering its copyable

[tawny bough]

perfect

[gleaming bone]

yum

[tawny bough]

damn

[gleaming bone]

do you play official or modded

[tawny bough]

official

[gleaming bone]

MY GANG

[warm wedge]

both

[bleak bolt]

holy starter pack

"gee i wonder which hand i should play"

[knotty zodiac]

"BaLaTrO iS jUsT pAiRsLoP"

[strong pier]

Thats right pair

[candid niche]

brilliant idea actually

[tawny bough]

mightve sold..

wait nvm

[gleaming bone]

just sell something

[warm wedge]

only ant 5

[tawny bough]

surely one hits

yeah nice

[warm wedge]

not verdant leaf buddy

[gleaming bone]

he has the boss reroll thing

[tawny bough]

i used it already

[warm wedge]

rerolled alr

[gleaming bone]

oh

[warm wedge]

dcut, not retcon

what was it before plant

[tawny bough]

ggs chad i think

[tawny bough]

heart debuff lmao

[warm wedge]

no oops al six

[candid niche]

acrobat lowkey saving my life

[tawny bough]

still mime is rlly good with it

[gleaming bone]

whats the mod where you can see the blinds on top left?

i acctually need thatt

[tawny bough]

unblind

[warm wedge]

nay j ust dusk it

[gleaming bone]

tanks klaw

[tawny bough]

no worries

[warm wedge]

just be blind, so unbl.inding does nothing

[tawny bough]

lmao

[strong pier]

Damn the card got pronouns

[tawny bough]

and ofc every single one missed

[knotty zodiac]

1/64. good stuff

[limpid prism]

WERE DONE

[naive frigate]

Congrats

[tawny bough]

no theres 24 trigger chances at 1/2

so like a very large number

[tawny bough]

holy fuck niceeee

[knotty zodiac]

oh shit a lotta retrigger

[bleak bolt]

wtf are my stats

[warm wedge]

why runner 😭

[bleak bolt]

true eggcel

[naive frigate]

Egg CANNOT be that good

[bleak bolt]

hes the goat

[warm wedge]

i hate runner

even with shortcut

[versed sable]

runner good

[warm wedge]

its like spraying perfume on shit

[bleak bolt]

its like square but better in most ways

[knotty zodiac]

if it's really 1/2^24 you need to start buying lottery tix

[candid niche]

the humble $50 temperance

[naive frigate]

There's a 1 in 16 million chance it doesn't ever hit

That's like 14 times less than winning the lottery

[silk thorn]

it‘s obviously spare trousers

[knotty zodiac]

(buy 14 tix 🧠)

[naive frigate]

True...

[patent sail]

first gs win after C+ damn

[strong pier]

Whats c+

[naive frigate]

Ey temperance value tho

[naive frigate]

Completionist

[bleak bolt]

and play the game with 3 joker slots

[silk thorn]

completionist + i think

[naive frigate]

All decks on gold stake

[knotty zodiac]

egg so high. where is swash?

[carmine hollow]

My bro thought he part of the team

[bleak bolt]

🤫

[strong pier]

Im prolly doing that after i beat all challenges

[terse vale]

bro balatro is spreading in my school

[patent sail]

gl on golden needle

[terse vale]

my math teacher plays it

[patent sail]

i wish vro

nobody i know even HEARD of balatro aside from me telling them

[terse vale]

they don’t know I 100% the game

[strong pier]

Already beat it
This run was nuts

[terse vale]

its on an unblocked game website so naturally theyd find it

i’m just surprised they stuck with it

[patent sail]

medieval torture type challenge

if you got golden needle the rest are piss easy

[strong pier]

Also the early game

[hardy fable]

I lost my touch

I lost on green stake

[bleak bolt]

what if dagger gave 1 dillar when it killed something

[tawny bough]

heh

[strong pier]

Dagger ate the dillars

[bleak bolt]

try white stake lil bro

[patent sail]

what if there was a joker

[turbid nova]

"we love runner" we all say in unison

[hardy fable]

the audacity

[bleak bolt]

fellow runner appreciator

[strong pier]

I havent gotten around to try runner

[turbid nova]

it's fun

[hardy fable]

I've done everything on balatro Ive move on to shotgun king peglin and sts

[patent sail]

easy to use and grows super fast

hes pretty straightforward

get it

straight

[knotty zodiac]

we love runner

[turbid nova]

ha

[finite sorrel]

Do I copy mime or baron?

[patent sail]

mime i think

[silk thorn]

i‘d copy mime

[finite sorrel]

Ok thx

[patent sail]

yeah i think good ratio is 1:1 favoring baron

[knotty zodiac]

sts1 or sts2

[hardy fable]

1, 2 not on mobile yet

[knotty zodiac]

shotgun king was too much like chess for me

cool but... would rather play chess xD

[turbid nova]

to anyone who's played plasma on higher stakes, do I need to pivot to mult to beat ante 8?

[hardy fable]

yes cause uhh mult has multiplicative stuff

[knotty zodiac]

top players here recommend against pivot

im not top but usually i do not pivot

[hardy fable]

but if you get me you don't need to pivot

[limpid prism]

final joker spread

[tawny bough]

skip?

[warm wedge]

no sock?

[warm wedge]

hang or blood

[tawny bough]

blood but i think its skip either way

[warm wedge]

yea not che3red

[knotty zodiac]

good opportunities to pivot incl.

having a copy joker and finding a 3xmult
having chad and a bunch of glass and planet

other than that i try to keep going with chip usually

[candid niche]

bro finally something good

[warm wedge]

yea get troubador and is it zany? good job

[thick ivy]

Should I? I'm doing red seal king deck

[warm wedge]

honestly sure

[candid niche]

i should sell him at some point right

[warm wedge]

but wheres baron

[warm wedge]

nah just get a neg swashy

[unreal topaz]

i'd sell hallucination before egg there

$50 temperance goes crazy when you make money from chad and sock already

for more rerolls for more temperance

[candid niche]

i lost the run

wee goes crazy here

[unreal topaz]

made it to like ante 12 or whatever

[warm wedge]

erradic?

[unreal topaz]

not a bad run

[warm wedge]

clearly ante 1 bro

[candid niche]

erradih

[plain wharf]

there it is

pack it up boys we're done here

[soft forge]

WHAT THE FUCK?????????

[warm wedge]

:)

[warm wedge]

astronomer

heckar

showman or invis

[warm wedge]

ooh nice anshent but wy basebol

[plain wharf]

showman

astronomer was a nat negative, blocked an uncommon so i could find burger

[stark acorn]

rocket ante 1 ❤️

[warm wedge]

which deck

i hate ancient on checkerd, but otherwise its great

[soft forge]

mgulp

[soft forge]

rockette ante tuah

[misty tartan]

what do i sell for leaf boss

[soft forge]

yellowwe on hwit stak

[naive frigate]

Probably a baron idk

You'll live with 1 baron

[misty tartan]

im trying to go for naneinf

u sure?

[naive frigate]

You don't have perkeo

You are not getting naeinf

[misty tartan]

well its only ante 8

[naive frigate]

And if you don't get perkeo by ante 12 or 13 you're dead

[misty tartan]

so what do i sell

[naive frigate]

You're not getting naneinf anyway so baron

[limpid prism]

i wasnt going for score i was going to win

[soft forge]

this might be a reason as to why

also i couldn't find the server so i thought i ceremonially dagger'd myself for a solid few secondss

[waxen quartz]

on plasma it's pretty possible depending on deckfix and vouchers

[naive frigate]

Without perkeo? No

And perkeo is deckfixing basically

[bleak bolt]

should i replace anything with cavendih

[soft forge]

well that was fun

[bleak bolt]

i guess not

[serene forge]

you do not want two barons for a naneinf

[waxen quartz]

on plasma it's currently possible. other decks, ya without perkeo you need a ridiculous seed

[silk thorn]

insane value

[soft forge]

is this what happens when sencil pops up when you have negatives?

[silk thorn]

idk i‘m playing the typecast challenge

[soft forge]

the what

[silk thorn]

🧍‍♀️

all your jokers become eternal after ante 4

[carmine hollow]

Hey kids

[silk thorn]

[bleak bolt]

14 8ball procs how many tarots yall think im getting

[candid niche]

what do you guys rank the suit stones?

like in order

i like arrowhead most and then rough gem

[bleak bolt]

3 in the first 4 procs

[serene forge]

arrowhead onyx rough gem bloodstone

[shell dagger]

a few pair levels

[naive frigate]

3

[humble gulch]

Rough gem is my favorite one

[bleak bolt]

8 ball is so much better than i thought

[humble gulch]

Fuck

[candid niche]

suspicious lack of 8 ball

[shell dagger]

credit card in the buffoon pack 🤣

[candid niche]

(me when i dont read the boss blind)

[bleak bolt]

shhh

[bleak bolt]

i replaced it for showman like 2 rounds before the boss

[clear mulch]

gahahagaaggdgaxjxjsivkd9

miaowe

miaow

maow

meow

[candid niche]

:3c

[clear mulch]

:3c

[errant bolt]

Black deck purple stake is such cheeks

[void topaz]

its only the plant that could ruin this right

[errant bolt]

Only purple stake I have left 😔

[humble gulch]

WHAT IS THIS SHOP (I were planning on taking the investment tag anyways)

[candid niche]

harem

[warm wedge]

booo 👎

[serene forge]

username checks out

[warm wedge]

get a perkeo antimatter + cryptid

[clear mulch]

good answer

actually its the correct one

[errant bolt]

Black deck early game is miserable

[lavish harbor]

Any advice for gold stake ghost deck?

[clear mulch]

idk i forgot

[void topaz]

that rental is actually so lucky

[buoyant stratus]

All decks black stake

Which one should I start blue stake with?

[bleak bolt]

hmmm

[serene forge]

abandoned

[buoyant stratus]

WHY

[minor valve]

FROM A WRAITH

[simple talon]

Me when I have Mime, Blueprint, and Brainstorm and find Baron in the shop only to remember I have 25 queens and like 2 kings

Sometimes… it is too late to pivot

Shoot the moon 🫶

[bleak bolt]

whats better

[simple talon]

Medium if you haven’t decided your build yet

[minor valve]

I CANNOT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[frank grove]

blue seal is generally better

[bleak bolt]

right of course

[worldly geyser]

i had no issue golden stakeing black deck

it was easy actually

[bleak bolt]

LOL

[simple talon]

For me I don’t mind black deck

But I hate painted

[bleak bolt]

holy mega spectral

gg i even forgot the gold card

[simple talon]

Ok I’m… I’m so sorry to ask. But… I- why did all the Jimbos take estrogen- IM PROUD OF THEIR TRANSITION THO

[minor valve]

okay first

[minor valve]

jimbos big naturals joker pack

second

UNBELIEVABLE

[simple talon]

Oh no estrogen needed they were just born with that ✌️

Hell yeah

[serene forge]

trans

[simple talon]

burger :3

[terse dock]

'Trodle in 3

[bleak bolt]

wee or squimbo

who lives

[terse dock]

Go next

[frank grove]

yeah photo doesnt really matter here, however scary could be interesting maybe?

[minor portal]

wee joker must be obliterated

[terse dock]

Photo is the same as 1 trib proc

[bleak bolt]

scary isnt much different from photo in this situation

[bleak bolt]

still double the score

[iron vigil]

at least it isn't bloodstone

[minor valve]

DEAR GOD

[warm wedge]

just get oops and its an forever hearts ancient joker

[minor valve]

if it weren't for the fact that I was going to play multiplayer soon I would continue this run

[terse dock]

If youre killing a chip joker for it not really

[bleak bolt]

doesnt even matter bro

[terse dock]

rest in piss never miss

[bleak bolt]

why do bad things happen to good people

[iron vigil]

doesn't high card win

[bleak bolt]

no

[iron vigil]

oh no it doesnt it gives like 1700 pçoints right

wow

[bleak bolt]

548

[iron vigil]

legit

[frank grove]

common trib L

[iron vigil]

in all honesty you should've maybe spent the money

[bleak bolt]

true

[minor portal]

deck fixing of doom and despair

[bleak bolt]

chicot would never

[minor valve]

EASIEST GHOST DECK RUN OF MY LIFE

[bleak bolt]

the average arcane pack is like moon star tower

[frank grove]

it was probably too early to full commit to double trib with no base mult jokers

[iron vigil]

Not a single polychrome in sight

unironically baron is pretty fun when the setup is decent

[bleak bolt]

the seed is there if anybody want a double trib

[solar meteor]

what no flat mult does to a mf

[halcyon shoal]

What the fuck, when I open balatro discord says im playing a game called snek 3 and this is the popup for it, when I click on the like it takes me to the balatro steam page

[ebon condor]

snek 3

[turbid nova]

oh my goddd

chigoat

[solar meteor]

chinko

[ebon condor]

that image of the guy in the desert and it the signs say "+mult 1 mile" and "onscore xmult 10 miles"

[humble gulch]

Imagine a +mult legendary

Instantly better than trib

[solar meteor]

hiker if it gave mult

[hearty tusk]

Kill black deck

Please

[humble gulch]

Wait, isn't it called red card?

[hearty tusk]

Kill black deck gold stake

[solar meteor]

black deck lives matter

[ebon condor]

can do!

[hearty tusk]

Black deck's life does NOT matter

KILL IT

[solid bronze]

HELL is roffle doing

[humble gulch]

Winning

[ebon condor]

ante 9 :/

wonning

[solid bronze]

with 5 eternal poly ceritificates no more

[slow iris]

at least you're not the only one i guess?

Snek 3

[ebon condor]

idk i love snek 3 personally

top 5 games oat

[iron vigil]

jus having fun

[ebon condor]

bro ate a egg

[humble gulch]

Snek 3

What do you mean RPG

[ebon condor]

you roleplay as the snake

[lost vault]

this is how the game is meant to be played wdym

certificate is the goat

[clear mulch]

meow

[lost vault]

mrrow

[thorny nest]

Could someone help me? I bought the game yesterday and I have a good computer, 32GB of RAM, a Ryzen 7, and a 5060, but for some reason the game is overloading my PC, causing lag, and even using 100% of my graphics card. What could be happening? It doesn't make sense; it's a simple game.

[solid bronze]

not enough certificates

5 is too few

[lost vault]

ugh true

roofle noob

[clear mulch]

you need a quantum computer to play the game, it's clearly listed on the steam page. Ugh!

[solid bronze]

the dvd logo missed the corner damnit

[clear mulch]

no but seriously i dont know what could cause that

[lost vault]

have you tried just not overloading your pc

balatro isnt that demanding yeah so uve got a problem

[thorny nest]

Yes, I barely have Minecraft open and Balatro

[lost vault]

you currently have it open or only sometimes

[clear mulch]

why do you need two games open at once

[lost vault]

minecrfat

yeah

[solid bronze]

do you need minecraft open

[thorny nest]

I have a good computer that allows me to have more powerful applications open; the problem is only the ballast.

Only when I open it does the graph jump from 8 to 30 and from 30 to 100, causing everything to collapse.

[lost vault]

idk wat to tell u

[frank grove]

ive not dealt with the issue myself but ive heard that balatro in full screen can cause problems sometimes so maybe try unfullscreen it and refullscreen it

[lost vault]

try closing minecraft maybe thatll help

[slow iris]

strawber

[humble gulch]

Bro

[solar meteor]

real estate

[humble gulch]

LMAO

Roffle runs be like

[versed sable]

true

[turbid nova]

dafuq

hologram at x3.5

[humble gulch]

Ecto in the spectral

[turbid nova]

there's familiar tho, that's 0.75 more to hologram

honestly I think I'll pass on scary face tbh bc I'm playing on plasma

[humble gulch]

Free win

[clear mulch]

bune7ebjenehue

🩷

[turbid nova]

yeahhh

sorry scary face

and I'm not selling chiGOAT

[thorny nest]

with balatro alone is the same

100% gpu

[serene forge]

I <3 yuri

[slow iris]

I HATE YURI!!!!!!!!!!!

[humble gulch]

Come on

[brave fox]

Shiny eternal photochad hoping this'll be the run

[frank grove]

do you have vsync turned on in the video settings of balatro? cause ive heard that can fix that too

[dusk gyro]

what do i sell bro

[turbid nova]

HMMMMM

[thorny nest]

yes i have on this

[turbid nova]

I don't think it'll climb that high this late

but I somehow have 0 hcs and pairs

[frank grove]

idk then sorry thats all the fixes ive heard about

[turbid nova]

I think I sell sock right

[slow iris]

no

probably just pass

[turbid nova]

ok but think about it

[slow iris]

obelisk isn't very good in endless

same with most jokers

[turbid nova]

I bought it

[clear mulch]

NOOOOOOO 😢

[tame summit]

i like how there isn't an answer to the snek 3 thing

[slow iris]

Snek 3

[clear mulch]

Snek 3

does Big LT know about this

[slow iris]

ping him and find out

[clear mulch]

pings off

[warm wedge]

judgement right?

[serene forge]

idol

[tame summit]

ive got two monsters in me

[serene forge]

idol sucks

[clear mulch]

yes

[serene forge]

star to deckfix for ancient jonkler

[warm wedge]

oopsie i accidentally clciked sol

chicow

[serene forge]

yay

[clear mulch]

ez win

[serene forge]

except you still need a scoring solution

lol

[clear mulch]

chicot provides

[warm wedge]

ah yes chicot gets me e 22

[clear mulch]

i want chicot as my gay mom

[serene forge]

i want my gf

[tame summit]

ok ok so we lesbian in balatro chat rn

[warm wedge]

mom?

[slow iris]

she's in another castle sorry

[clear mulch]

i'm lesbian everywhere

you can't stop me

[serene forge]

she's so far away 😔

[clear mulch]

TASTE THE RAINBOW

[serene forge]

she transitioned

[warm wedge]

okfair

[warm wedge]

🏳️‍🌈

skittles = gay now?

[clear mulch]

"i got you skittles cus they got a rainbow on it and you gay"

[silk thorn]

no

[warm wedge]

i went to gogole gay skittles

tf u mean gay ski week

[silk thorn]

ok early game it does suck

[serene forge]

it does suck

[clear mulch]

im going

[serene forge]

it is 2nd worst jonkler

[serene forge]

it sucks all game

[warm wedge]

wtf ok fair

[silk thorn]

nuh uh

[slow iris]

the worst joker is throwback

[warm wedge]

when is

[serene forge]

perfect decks for idol are unrealistic

[tame summit]

worst joker is banner

[serene forge]

if it ever misses you just die basically

[warm wedge]

the fuck you mean gay ski week is from jan to march WEEK

[silk thorn]

what if it can‘t miss

[warm wedge]

rofle

[clear mulch]

stop using ai

[serene forge]

perfect decks for idol are unrealistic

[warm wedge]

lazy bum though

[silk thorn]

nuh uh

[clear mulch]

literally scroll down

[warm wedge]

too much work

[slow iris]

try crafting a perfect deck in 8 antes

on gold stake

[clear mulch]

worst joker is tar death sphere joker

[silk thorn]

🧍‍♀️

[serene forge]

girls

[clear mulch]

hi

[serene forge]

i miss my girlfriend

[silk thorn]

i thought you were gay

[clear mulch]

do you guys perfer tar death joker or ultimate gay water bender

[silk thorn]

your name

🧍‍♀️

[clear mulch]

person learns gay women exist

[silk thorn]

💔

jesus christ

[humble gulch]

Obelisk is so good

[silk thorn]

for real

[serene forge]

least braindead obelisk run

[clear mulch]

i wont fall for the propaganda

[silk thorn]

oh wait i thought you meant the idol

nah obelisk sucks

[humble gulch]

Nope

[silk thorn]

BUT IDOL DOESN‘T

[humble gulch]

S tiern xmult

[humble gulch]

Idol is absolute trash, the only thing it does is baseball card value

[slow iris]

obelisk haters when they see a x8 mult obelisk: "yeah obelisk fucking sucks actually"

[serene forge]

not true its also dagger food

[clear mulch]

i think cats are better

[humble gulch]

True

[silk thorn]

sorry i‘m over here with my trousers playing two pairs all day i don‘t care about your arguments hahahahahahahahahaha

[humble gulch]

+6 mult

[silk thorn]

🧍‍♀️

[serene forge]

trousers is a pair joker fyi

[clear mulch]

its a two pair joker

[silk thorn]

two pair*

[humble gulch]

Trousers is a pairs joker 🐑

[serene forge]

idk why people think obelisk requires strategy it's legit so braindead

[slow iris]

runner is a pair joker

[minor portal]

joker is a pair joker

[woven hare]

batro

[clear mulch]

obelisk is a balatro joker

balatro is a jimbo josh

[humble gulch]

Real

[clear mulch]

jimbo is Juan

[serene forge]

juan magan

[clear mulch]

Megatron

Mrgatron Family Gay

[serene forge]

metatron

[minor portal]

like the character from family guy

[clear mulch]

ye family gay

[serene forge]

fraternity person

[minor portal]

what we see today

on tv

[clear mulch]

paternal humanoid

[humble gulch]

Gg

[serene forge]

here win

[minor portal]

campfire demands sacrifices

those who riff raff

[silk thorn]

madness

[humble gulch]

I genuinely love bad +mult

[silk thorn]

neither do i

[clear mulch]

it says love

wdym neither

[silk thorn]

you heard me

[humble gulch]

Flash card is so fun, bootstraps are so fun

[clear mulch]

that's grammatically incorrect you can't say neither if the phrase you're responding to isn't a negation

[minor portal]

flash card is okay

[silk thorn]

what

[shell dagger]

yum!

[clear mulch]

ok, nerd

geek

stupid nerd

[silk thorn]

bro is roasting themselves

[humble gulch]

What's wrong with being a nerd

[waxen stream]

yes
that's how you self-improve

[clear mulch]

stop my feelings...

[silk thorn]

ok

[serene forge]

awa

[minor portal]

you have a higher chance to be pushed into a locker

[clear mulch]

idk

[humble gulch]

Real

[silk thorn]

nahhhh bro such an uninsightful and trash statemant nahhhh cancel this guy 🥀 🥀 🥀

🧍‍♀️

jesus christ

[clear mulch]

hello son

it is me jesus christ

[silk thorn]

hi

[clear mulch]

dude i wished jesus existed irl like he does in south park

[silk thorn]

🧍‍♀️

idk how to react to this

[clear mulch]

i mean like

he's just a guy living in a suburb

that'd be funny

[silk thorn]

true

[clear mulch]

maybe sometimes he preaches or.smth

he's got his own church

[humble gulch]

Bro

[cloud sinew]

balala balalo. ts is peak

[viral raft]

gem alert

[bleak blaze]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[turbid nova]

my first time scoring e :D

[humble gulch]

Free win

[tame summit]

BINGO

we got action

[brave goblet]

[light locust]

Why does Balatro discord show that I'm playing Snek 3 instead?

[tame summit]

known issue, no clue why it's happening

[lilac ruin]

yeah i was messaging about it here yesterday, i sent a support ticket to discord but they havent gotten back to me yet

[light locust]

Also, the game started crashing. I assume that the developer has updated something in the game, and it's conflicting with the mod for high-quality Russian localization

[lilac ruin]

When LocalThunk returns...

Non-believers
Snek 3 isn't a fake game? OMG! Snek 3 you are Lord!

Believers
Snek 3! We were waiting for you!

[cloud sinew]

that will be a steamodded issue, not an issue with the vanilla game

[clear mulch]

When Jesus returns

non believers: hi jesus

believers: hi jesus

[lilac ruin]

random balatro server member: what the fuck is snek 3

[shy tangle]

I can imagine the scene of getting thrown into the wildebeests is the parallel of getting sent to Hell lol

[light locust]

Is your game crashing?

[lilac ruin]

nope

game has been working normally

[brave goblet]

Le funny pair number

[pale wolf]

lv 34 pair balatro

[humble gulch]

I'm doing black deck after eating 🐑

[ancient gyro]

🦃

[pale wolf]

early

[ancient gyro]

goble goble

[humble gulch]

I don't know if I have to worry about painted since I always play with only 3 jokers anyways

[ancient gyro]

early game to mid game routes are more limited

in retrospect, the 5 worst decks gave me the hardest time

[dry jasper]

bro
i wanted to try balatro without using the "unlock everything" button and how on earth am i supposed to make $400

[humble gulch]

It's not that hard

[ancient gyro]

plassma endless or anaglyph economy tag farming

pick one

[dry jasper]

fr? i always end up on 180 at most

[pale wolf]

normal gameplay or endless anaglyph econ tag yea

[humble gulch]

You can also just get a good run with a lot of economy

[dry jasper]

ough i guess i gotta get anaglyph too then

[turbid nova]

at this point it's weird to see the original

[pale wolf]

you gotta get everything

[humble gulch]

Like these

And this one

[dry jasper]

which common/uncommon jokers do yall think are underrated lowk

[humble gulch]

Marble joker is so fun

[pale wolf]

my most recent satellite unlock

i realize usually I spend down on the final shop to 0 so all my runs look like im broke at the end

[humble gulch]

Real

[ancient gyro]

aka all of my screenshots

[dry jasper]

interesting
in the first few antes which c/uc jokers would you always take if it appeared

tryna improve a lil

[pale wolf]

yours are low bc you're on the cutting edge of optimality

[humble gulch]

All hand spam related ones

[ancient gyro]

most proactive scalers

[pale wolf]

marble joker is 100% not underrated

[humble gulch]

That too

Also castle

[ancient gyro]

also proactive

[humble gulch]

Half

Joker

Every instant mult joker is really good early

[ancient gyro]

i take most common jokers in general, they serve the purpose of getting through early game at worst if provided that niche

[dry jasper]

ohhh alrigh

[humble gulch]

I'd take bootstraps round 1

[ancient gyro]

uh not that one

[humble gulch]

(I've already done it a lot)

[humble gulch]

I know

I just love bootstraps

[ancient gyro]

u can quit gsg at anytime

[slow iris]

I HATE BOOTSTRAPS!!!!!!!!!!

[humble gulch]

What do you mean...

[slow iris]

balatro update real

super secret 1.1 build leaked

[rugged bloom]

guys what the hell is this

[humble gulch]

Imagine if it was real

[ancient gyro]

in case of mental trauma

[slow iris]

Snek 3

[viral raft]

just play white stake

[slow iris]

aw man it doesn't show up as Snek 3 for me

[dry jasper]

i am

[humble gulch]

I'm fine, it's honestly pretty fun

[viral raft]

play with a op/easy deck then play around strong econ jokers (rebate, mime, rocket, etc)

[hearty tusk]

I played GS on plasma instead of black deck

And turns out

Am actually just shit at the game

[dry jasper]

got it

[humble gulch]

I already torture myself playing Geometry Dash, I can take it

🐑

[viral raft]

rebate is really good, also you can try lucky card builds because the 20$ can be really strong sometimes

[simple escarp]

What does satellite even do btw

[viral raft]

mostly play around econ joker that are compatible with Blueprint/brainstorm

[humble gulch]

Nothing

[viral raft]

ehhhh is basically a bad rocket

rocket if it wasn't good

[simple escarp]

I see

[ancient gyro]

ft if was econ

and had a ceiling

[viral raft]

it's not bad obviusly, almost all econ jokers are great, but is simply the "least good"

[simple escarp]

Ft ?

[ancient gyro]

facetime

telling me fortunes

[ancient gyro]

i put 2 below it from my playthroughs

[frank grove]

what do you put below it? delgrat and ticket?

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[frank grove]

that makes sense

[humble gulch]

I like delgrat

[ancient gyro]

i got the perfect black deck seed for u

[humble gulch]

I guess

🐑

[fierce cobalt]

fortlatro mentioned!!!

[warm wedge]

run's over 🫡

[lost lintel]

What do I do

I killed all my face cards already except 1 king

[warm wedge]

first e

[warm wedge]

well screw baronmime over then

[lost lintel]

Do I go Baron mime

[warm wedge]

non

you have one king

[bleak bolt]

should i do it

[warm wedge]

yup

[bleak bolt]

if only

[pale wolf]

i jus watched doc drop blackboard for satellite

[bleak bolt]

i wish i could sell the cat

[waxen quartz]

is this the c++ playing an uninteresting deck series?

[pale wolf]

are you calling zodiac uninteresting

[rugged bloom]

Saved by the bull

[pale wolf]

good pun

[humble gulch]

@ancient gyro What the fuck was that run

[rugged bloom]

Wait I didn't even mean to do that 😭

[ancient gyro]

what happened to liking delgyat

[humble gulch]

Oh, I didn't find any

[ancient gyro]

first shop 💔

or somewhere in the first ante im sure

[humble gulch]

(I didn't open the buffon pack since I assumed that's what you wanted me to do so I just opened the celestial)

[ancient gyro]

wh

[humble gulch]

Anyways

Holy shortcut

It saved me

[pale wolf]

legendary ss

[humble gulch]

Then flowerpot appeared and gg

[iron vigil]

[humble gulch]

That run was fun ngl

Madness just before the boss blind

[rugged bloom]

Mime goes for buskin?

[humble gulch]

There was a saturn in the celestial so I was fine

[ancient gyro]

id hope you played it out normally but whatever

[humble gulch]

Jokes on you I'm not normal

[frank grove]

4oak steel fist run 🔥

[humble gulch]

Aces, you have my approval

[frank grove]

foil ace helped a ton when i was doing high card before i got the blue seals

[versed sable]

the buffon pack :(

[humble gulch]

Hehe >:3

[ancient gyro]

impact font

[pale wolf]

this is a high resolution meme

[bleak bolt]

man what a weird run

[ancient gyro]

switching to open fold discord sometimes does that font stretch

[bleak bolt]

from taking 7 hands per round to scoring 4m per hand

[pale wolf]

i think you winned

[ancient gyro]

🌬️

[pale wolf]

💨

[pale wolf]

yea id pivot supernova is way better than red card on blue deck :)

[mint jetty]

I'm not asking if i should take supernova, i'm just showing my red card

Supernova was on 51 btw

[frank grove]

WHAT a standard

[pale wolf]

hmm

[hasty girder]

mh.... one of these things doesnt seem quite normal here

[viral raft]

10k high cards with only 39%??

[humble gulch]

Only 4 win streak

[hasty girder]

the 10k high cards, yeah

[viral raft]

maybe drunkcard for Obelisk?

or maybe sell everything and take walkie

[hasty girder]

yooo thats so smart ngl

[mint jetty]

Maybe hold R

[humble gulch]

Do you really need obelisk?

[pale wolf]

I'd like to sticker it

as a rare

[humble gulch]

Oh, you're doing C++

I mean

Surelly It'll appear later

And win by itself

[warm wedge]

checkerd deck!

[pale wolf]

i lost to a misinput and couldnt savescum in time bc person was in my way :(

[bleak blaze]

Savescumming my beloved

[ancient gyro]

[slow iris]

loadscumming

[bleak bolt]

murder

thank you rebait

[slow iris]

*rebate

rebate is never bait.

[bleak bolt]

i would like to apologize

[bleak blaze]

Tbh if there was a Rebate Religion

I'd join

instantly

It should probably get nerfed down to like $3 next update realistically

Because for a common that's nuts

[frank grove]

🔥

[lavish harbor]

What would be the best early game jokers for Gold stake Plasma?

[slow iris]

chip jokers

[bleak blaze]

Chip jokers for scoring, then find money later to make the switch to xmult easier

[ancient gyro]

if at all

[pale wolf]

hm

this sucks

this rocks nvm

what in the hell

sorry for the image spam

[rugged bloom]

Bro that was so fucking close

[ancient gyro]

@lilo

[bleak blaze]

Gg lol

[bleak bolt]

what do i sell

[rugged bloom]

I had to take a second baron for this lmfao but somehow I lived

[bleak bolt]

certificate or baseball im thinking

[bleak blaze]

Cert

[bleak bolt]

idk whats with me and getting all these brainstorms

like the 4th or 5th one tonight

[rugged bloom]

welp ggs

got unlucky with the vouchers and bosses

[bleak bolt]

but if i cell certificate baseball just becomes a x1.5

im selling baseball then

its canio

actually perfect

certificate makes face cards i destroy them

[bleak blaze]

Good point actually

It sucks that it's on painted because a trading card would go stupid here

[pale wolf]

aaaw why isnt it a different joker

[ebon condor]

its because of the seed

[bleak blaze]

What swashbonkler at rn?

[viral raft]

atleast the negative edition looks nice

[ebon condor]

reminds me of ye olde 8ball

[bleak blaze]

Chat

favorite looking negative joker?

Castle or Flowerpot for me

[pale wolf]

i diedes

[viral raft]

Blueprint or castle

[ebon condor]

shortcut no question

[pale wolf]

im doing so bad recently :c

[cunning garden]

nice

[slow iris]

congrats on winning the Snek 3 run

[frank grove]

woooof...

[bleak blaze]

I havent seen that one yet

[terse dock]

[cunning garden]

thanks

[bleak blaze]

ooooooo

Okay

that's top 3 for me

Thunk absolutely cooking with the art for the uncommons

[ancient gyro]

here's all the negative art, ignore the tier list implications

[bleak blaze]

Negative Oops is always nice

[ancient gyro]

retrowave dice

[cunning garden]

Nice

[bleak bolt]

free chill win

[humble gulch]

All negative legendaries look incredible, why is Rick down there

[ancient gyro]

@vayn

[bleak bolt]

these guys and photo look really nice too

[humble gulch]

Those look bad

[cunning garden]

These look so good WOW a true masterpiece

[humble gulch]

I'm doing my own tierlist

[ancient gyro]

on what

[red briar]

right jokers, wrong deck 🥺

[cedar mauve]

Mult on Plasma Deck 😔

What a cruel world

[ebon condor]

realtime no arm no leg egg eating rpg

[lament condor]

How is RNG made in balatro?

[red briar]

let's win

[lament condor]

clearly doesn't fucking like me

[ebon condor]

seeded

[red briar]

what exactly do i sell

i think to do list isn't doing much

[cedar mauve]

Egg probably

[ebon condor]

yea i was gonna say

[red briar]

i need my econ

[cedar mauve]

you have plenty of econ with rebate

[red briar]

one temperance with egg is miles better than rebate

and if i perkeo and brainstorm a bunch of temperances

i will get SO much money

[ebon condor]

with bs?

[red briar]

keep in mind the perkolator too

[ebon condor]

well you can do both

sell tdl

[lament condor]

I did reasearch and all the code is "if else" statements