#🕹・game-discussion
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slurp
say you start an unseeded run. what are the odds yall get passed ante 11? im struggling with consistency and idk if im getting unlucky seeds or of its a skill issue
Never
0 for me because I don't play endless mode (it isn't real)
Oh are you serious
0% i always end at ante 8
It didn't let me say <pile of sticks>
im gay at this game
ride that buuus!
😭
h- hey!
why?
Discord thinks I'm straight>:
endless is a slopfest
That is when the game is won
:penisve:
but more fun is better
What
😔
yeah thats why i start a new run instead of playing endless
pensive emoji
😔
🖊️
It's fine to enjoy endless but the game wasn't really designed to be played into it and it shows with how few jokers are actually viable in it
I like trying to take the build I beat ante 8 with to endless
And see how far I can push it
i only play endless when i want to play endless tbh
ive already beaten ante 12 and 100000k so why shoukd i play more
what is the rule on how much money I should be spending in relation to how much I'm making every round
currently I'm at $2600 and I'm getting $600 per round
What build
Believe that is everybody as well
Serpent?
red seal steel kings
Why is there a question mark on my gold 4 of hearts?
that's a lot of fucking blueprint
are you sure there arent people being forcee at gunpoint to play endless on repeat tho?
except maybe roffle because it's his income
BURNT🔥 and SPACE?👨🚀
yeah, forced at gunpoint, what i said
half as much as you make without urgency
I think they meant planning on going endless from before they start
This is what I would have said if I had more confidence
I know I got really lucky with some natural negatives (baron, trobudaur, mail in rebate) and took an early showman and also used as many invisble jokers as I could
vibe it out twin
Most I ever had is 3 lol
4 of any joker
that's what I've been doing lol
I just don't want to mess this up 😭
I'd say spend about 400 max
no it was just a stupid remark which makes sense if you think about it like that
There isn't much you are looking for
I think it's pretty safe to not take advice from people that haven't actually naneinf before and also a good chunk of the people that have 🦓
that's what I thought until I manifested the natural negative trobudaur 😭
I was literally like "you know what would be nice a negative trobudaur", and 5 rerolls later I got one
If I'm asked for advice I give it
Usually I remember to mention me being stupid
Have you used an ecto yet?
being a bystander helps in this situation
I did briefly consider that as what you initially meant but I prefer to respond to what the words say anyways
I've used one but I think I can definitely use another
also it's funny to single out raffle as the only person forced to play endless
preferably not
especially since I can probably still get brainstorm
unnecessary
What deck are you using?
plasma
what does "honetly" mean in your bio or is that a typo
so I don't switch out the dna for a brainstorm?
where's that one qol balatro mod
and then later use a burglar when I can
Joker display, handy, brainstorm, blueprint mod...
dna is required to deal with a24
I see
oh righ
Alright
So helpful things you could find are:
Brainstorm
DNA
Juggler
I think that's it
Also
vouchers are actually eternal negative jokers
I just had a horrible thought
cause i say so
there is no +1 hand joker
yet
The Plant isn't hard. 🤣
Don't take it as a fact, but I have a feeling a DNA would do more than one blueprint
Simply because of how many blueprints you have
just follow this and you'll be fine
yes, the +1 hand voucher is the +1 hand joker
The main methods of naneinf are being gutted next update, but what if hand size Jokers become copyable instead
its negative cus it dorsnt occupy space and is eternal since it cannot be removed
nah i don't see residentialthunk buffing copy jokers
I really hope there would be more ways to realistically naninf
absolutely will not be
i dont
I said hope
In that case, I hope endless mode gets removed 🦓
Why..
i hope it gets pay walled 🗣️
hopium
preloaded dlc
I don't like how you basically have two choiches, and both of them are really similar
This is because it was never a goal
I know
omg i have been talking for likr an hour and i forgot i came here to get advice since u were all talking about twinks
gwuh
Don't worry I curb stomped that topic
Advice about twinks?
play endless
i dont need that
Things are getting dire
unlock all disables achievements right?
yes profile
ok ty
Oh about a run, how can I help?
im thinking of alternatives to untwinkify and this was the closest on topic result
question was, boss is Crimson Heart. Do I reroll?
I mean do you score enough for Violet vessel
That's pretty much the only consideration here
yeah thats what i was thinking too
How much are you scoring?
i forgot cus of the twinks wait
im questioning your king dupes, what's your upper bound scoring hand
if the chance of Crimson heart destroying your entire round is less than one in four then it is better to stay
unless you just beat Violet vessel anyways
I hate this final boss
not a good hand since im using a steel card and domt have all the other steel cards and queens too but i scored 750k ish
you don't need to os vv/ch
seems like you're okay to reroll then
Nevermind... Easy Purple win
okee
yeah
Ok
So
Crimson heart could be a problem
Violent vessel isn't
Acorn isn't
Verdant leaf is a bit of a problem
And cerulean bell could be but like not
I'd say yeah reroll
I would hate to do the math but I wonder if Crimson heart bouncing between shoot the moon and mime would have killed that run
on an average draw for all 5 hands it probably kills
oh I didn't catch that they were playing pairs as well
im gonna play more cus i didnt havr all the steel on me
That is a bit of a wrench
i would've done things differently on that run
Should I die?
yeah
like start it on black deck instead
speaking of the devil 
Eternally die 🤣
goodness I didn't even notice it was orange stake
speak of that handsome devil and he shall appear
okay, 6 deck wins to go
You'll never guess what I'm hunting for
showman for another shoot the moon
technically yes but WHERE THE FUCK IS BLUEPRINT
cavendish
I should not have gotten this far with 3 shoot the moons, one mime and a horrible deck
well that was short lived
This is the end.
i just played a bit more (canios are x52 poly btw) should i hang this seed up in my room?
Even the best player on the planet can't figure out Black Deck don't worry andy
The wall killed me at ante 5 :(
worst wall
Chart for funsies:
Favorite joker: Madness
Best joker: Blueprint
Least favorite: Loyalty card
Worst joker: Idol
Underrated joker: Satellite
Overrated joker: Baron
scariest wall I should say
Biggest pairslop start ever
space joker
The Hand Smeared the Joker
list* for seriousies:
favorite Joker hiker
Best Joker rebate
least favorite superposition maybe
worst showman
underrated 8 Ball
overrated photo
Hiker? that's cool i always found hiker a fun joker but sadly is out of the current "meta"
hiker is just really neat in every aspect to me besides its resulting strength
I like the flavor of hiking around your deck scaling all of the different cards/peaks, I like that it's a unique chip scaling Joker, I like that it is theoretically the fastest chip scaler under perfect circumstances and yet still sucks in actual play
i like chad
mmmm maybeee, sometimes is not the best as a chip resourc without chad or good retriggers and also you need a strong deckfix to make thoses already sclaed cards to work
imo Hiker is the "worst" scaling chip overall but is not bad obviusly
the problem is the fact that works only on well fixed decks
Happiness is not caring about the meta of an offline singleplayer game /lh
Hikers effect is really unique and fun I really wish there was more stuff like it
nah 
yeah, i wish for a retrigger meta that wasn't around just photochad
"Not a scoring joker"
looks inside
gave you chips to score
I need to check my planet card stats, but idk how
see stats and click on "card stats"
It's not that deep is all I'm saying
oh wait nvm, just found it
then select planets
i think it is categorically bad tbh
wrong, hiker does in fact contribute to your scoring
its like if idol was a non-universal chip scaler
hiker is fine i think
In that you would consistently be chasing a few specific cards in your deck
u dont have to
nah, any scaling chip is better than Hiker, the only runs that i find hiker useful is maybe plasma retrigger build or with chad
for $5 and a temporary nature it’s all right
well yeah scaling chips are all pretty solid
Here's my stats
what the default skin
oh the numbers are fairly kow i see
meow meow meow meow meow
blueprint my beloved
this is like the epitome of starter sets in card stats
basic outfit
premade deck
kit labeled essentials
the problem of hiker is that he's compared with other scaling chip jokers, which most of them works on pairslop (Runner, Square, Castle, wee) so you mostly just skip it if you play pairslop or a average build
no hate it’s just funny
even with blueprinting hiker to 70 chips it didnt contribute much to my overall scoring
if you can consistently draw the same hand of the same cards each round hiker is an effective +5 chips per hand times the number of cards in the poker hand
regardless of how many of said hand you play per round if you can find the same ones hiker amounts to that
you’d think that’s pretty good but finding an identical hand each round is hell of a condition to meet
small hands need the extra chips the most, too
hiker being less effective on them is a bad point for it
yeah, you're basically playing rng to get that same card if you didn't deckfixed the deck with low amount of card
by the time you have the fixing to make hiker good you don’t have a use for hiker anymore
so it remains forever mediocre
yeah, hiker isn't bad, is the meta which make it weak
thats an oxymoron
Yeah
the meta is the game
id say flushes are a decent exception
true, but still, in a high poker hand retrigger meta hiker would be amazing
a joker which gave 50x on a straight flush would be pretty damn good I think :3
But the chips don’t really matter as much for higher hands
it would be highly polarizing
i think u got it backwards
FUUUUUUUU-
if hiker and similar jokers were amazing, 5 card hands would be meta
damn bro balatro aint all that 😭
yea it would of course shift the meta and so the rule holds
did you smash your screen...
I didn't rage and break the tv dw
I don't think it would shift The Meta at all
balatro isn't that deep 😭
humm
It fell on me s while ago
so it broke you
Yeah I don’t think you can really do much at this point to change pairs being good
well, assuming its not a common
lol
if its a common then you just full send suit changers every run just for the chance
sorry I should’ve given a less extreme case
the idea is the introduction of an op joker strictly against the meta would be good but not meta
but it would immediately result in a meta shift towards itself and thereby adhere to the rule you posited
im over complicating things again yay
trib is an example of extremely op on paper but doesnt work in the meta
what if there was a joker that gave 1,000,000X mult on a flush hourse
and trib isnt a meta shifter
granted it is extremely rare but I don't think it would be a big consideration even if it was rare rarity
Yeah just adding like a 10x straight flush joker wouldn’t do anything cause you can’t do straight flushes that often anyway
not op enough
good numbers wise but not quite there to being defining because of face card weaknesses
Should I replace something with Cavendish?
No
I mean, no amount of making trib better would make it affect the meta at large any more than it currently does
no
what if it was common and 100000x mult on any scored card
there i made it meta
full houses aren’t meta but they sure would be if there were 4 different jokers at all rarities giving 8x on house :3
i think this would be a bad addition to the game ! here are 3k words elaborating:
make it 100x and we have a deal
pls buff hearts, are easily the worst suit and i'm not exagerating.
even diamonds are better with only having rough gem
dont buff hearts, buff red suit
i think this would be a great addition to the game! here are 1 words elaborating:
meow
basically blackboard needs a counterpart
i guess 😭
lmao how was my best hand lower than 100k
but yeah introducing a new op thing that isn’t meta will make new meta
and the whole thing sprouted from this :>
X3 chips if all held cards are red
trust
operating table: if all cards held in hand are red then lose 1 organ at the end of this ante
genuis
yeah, add more stuff to diamonds and specially hearts, hearts only having bloodstone is literally a big nothing to the suit
Hearts are diamonds but without rough gem
lmao
giys what if neptune gave +400000 chips and +40000 mult per level
flow state (common)
if all played cards are hearts or diamonds every card gives +20? chips when scored
numbers adjustable
mad world is officially more free than rgr
the podcast by harry mack
shoutout
If Balatro Meta is your power, what are you without it?
? idk
the name was just on a whim when I thought about blood
shortcut forcer
ideally I think I would want something about as strong as blackboard 🥀
flat +chips isnt the path I think
change the numbers to taste
I already gave you permission :3
can it give 2 dollar
maybe a Xmult joker that gets +xmult per each heart/diamond scored??
spawn a blackboard every hand if all cards held in hand are light suits
oh
I have one of those :3
okay but blackboard is only for cards in your hand not cards you score
rhodolite garnet somewhere in one of my document suggestions
Finally!! First naneinf 🙌🙌🙌
ok
and? it doesn't have to be the same thing to be compared
I had a feeling before Ante 8 even that this was the one, I got so many of the key vouchers so early
yeah im jus saying
they just have to be on the same "level" ig
it just has to be different enough to not be blackboard but red
it would work a lot differently
and honestly
the condition makes it very different in terms of meta
blackboard works cuz its great with pairs
i was thinking maybe
Earn $2 for every 5 Heart or Diamond cards drawn
probably not but there’s something to be said for distinction in flavor and theming
What if it was chips or something
Blackboard is op but only because of the meta, same with hologram
change the meta then
meowta
Blackboard is easily of the best X3mult in the game
blackboard also makes the meta better
I feel like my attempts started getting better once I realized how strong purple seals are and just started deckfixing towards those while I was looking for my red seal
yep, 99% of the time is a free X3mult because you can play 5 cards
beaten out by
what
two jokers that need to be activated via side quest
purples my goat
PSA this is for naneinf
exactly! is the easiest because theres not to much to compare it :D
i know blue seals are better but purples are w deckfixes
self replicating organism too
when she step on my foot
when she split into 2 identical copies of herself
streak
I got past ante 24 is the dna doing much here or do I pivot to brainstorm?
100% all files
True
I'll probably pivot to burglar anyways
streaking is like if endless mode was real
play balatro
I play on mobile so no multiple files to C++ and also I don’t hate myself enough to do that lmao
it’s more endless, too
maybe brainstorm for mime value but idk
yes you do
mobile has multiple files ._.
I don't wanna hear anythingslop after this update
oh I thought that sent way earlier
Oh
I know it's gonna happen
slopslop
im slopping it
Well
always has been
I still don’t hate myself enough to C++ again 😂
black deck++
I’m proud I did it… once
I'm doin my second c++ atm, its chill
do c+ but you can ONLY play pairs
if you're talking about money that's not an issue I have mail in rebate that gets me like 600 per round (and probably more now that I have brainstorm)
I'm only really thinking about scoring right now
Lowkey
c++ impossible cuz duo
my bets on 2pair
flush house new meta
I guess the second time around would be better bc I understand the game better now
Look at me already talking myself into it
idk i'm on my 4th c++ and i still feel like a stupid sometimes
You really don't know the game till the fifth c++
suuuure
you dont really know the game till black deck jokerless gold stake
we DON'T talk about that
you don’t really know the game till jokerless gold stake gauntlet
As far as I know only one person has done this
you dont really know the game until jokerless c++
I wouldn't be surprised if someone else has tho
the big doc
doc
also why would you do that
You really don’t know the game unless you are Doc
@ancient gyro when are you jokerless black decking
the mad scientist saying to himself every day “today we balatro”
doc is a specially gifted kind of insane maniac
Like the gap between Doc and your average C++^3 player is probably wider than your average C++^3 and a complete newbie
true only doc can reset for double immolate + blue seal start
c++ three times also happens to not be an exact metric of skill
i forgor if he brainstormed that one tho
idts
Yeah fair just metric of how much time you have lol
i can respect a manual reset
you gotta be doc to have access to the reset button
it’s like a magic power gifted only to the chosen one
i only have balatro on mobile…
Even if I am at a disadvantage because of my screen thumbing behaviors
lucky 7s on accident
end run
go buy a lottery ticket 😭
bah lah tro
nah I'm on my first (and probably only) naneinf run
do we think starting from round 1 with an eternal negative burglar makes naneinf easier or harder and by how much
bal a tro
tro a bal
throw a ball
balatro is a sport confirmed
easier on average, tbh no purple seals hurts more than no rebate
but the ticket farming goes nuts
i love balls
oh no invis too hmm
sportsball
Bala tro
help
zomg
what do you need gelp with
any more context
you must have lots of planet levels or enhancements or something to be alive rn right
you dont need both 4f and smeared for a simple flush build
round 80?
should i take woke fist?
naur
send screenshot idk
do it for the vine
ok
raised fist of all jokers being polychrome is quite silly
still works, better than most other plus mult actually
naneinf
?
nothing about the gameplay aspects
no longer attempting naneinf
SIXTH SENSE TO THE RESCUE HOLY SHIT
im shrimping myself dude
banana 
well done!
srimping*
istg it took me like 2 weeks somehow to beat blue stake
now do it again with faster blind scaling
what
or rather why aren't you
NOOOO
my playtime is artificially limited
true...
why aren't you playing painted deck
crap
as much as i dont want to get rid of any legenderys i thnk the dna would do wonders
anyt thoughts?
crazy seed already too
got the threee legenderys within 5 antes
crap^2
square noker good
I have a few jokers left to sticker like maybe 13
Some of those are actually free
what no way 😂
I mean but like there’s a lot of room for improvement
You won with bloodstone, but not dice?
How so?
none of these runs got 6s
the double score required
is a very big jump
and im tired of people pretending it isn't
Not the point. my point was I have been trying to get a baron mime build in some way for MONTHS
months??
have you been playing endless at all
anyways the 1 good run I get 6s on, I get the head as a boss blind

i think you need to greed more
i am a certified Endless™ player
Negative oops is evil
But also really funny
I was so unbelievably mad at that boss blind
I JUST GOT AN IMMOLATE AND IT HIT 0 KINGS
bloodstone + 6s + parking is wild
Thats actually fucked
bro replied 3 months later
just to throw it all away literally the same ante
I swear the game gives you the most cracked synergies then the worst possible boss blind
fr
Im not usually active here hehe
bloodstone + 6s is just a wincon unless you get the head ✌️
But i was curious
which is WHY director's cut is a must-take on any run
well well well
hello to you too
fair enough
how’d you find it then
lol
oh well surely I'll get the rest of them soon
I might move to other decks for a couple of these
if I'm going for 6s/bloodstone I might as well do more checkered deck
Its a long story, basically at my university i started a poker club
shortcut would be good on abandoned
Then a friend introduced me to balatro
Then I got really into it
Then i was like
Oh maybe I should make this a competition
texas holdem?
Then its been going strong for a year and counting 😎
Yes!!
We don't use real money, but we created a leaderboard system so it could still stay competitive
when i play i dont actually cash out chips but i play with chips
It got pretty crazy really fast haha
wow lol
Honestly it isnt too difficult
People made it seem a lot harder than it actually is
You just need to know the hands and how to bet
the hands was the problem for them most of them didnt realize they had a straight or flush
awa
I can send ya the server if you want to check it out!
perkeo in soul in spectral
Oh they definitely would
Hold up
This was a few of our meetings near the end of the semester

There’s def an audience for it haha
no its because all the people who actually care about clubs for some reason are people who dont play poker
idk anything about clubs either
i might make it next year though even my family suggested making a card club
You should go for it! Honestly it’s the best way to meet people, I wouldn’t have had nearly as much fun otherwise
87 card deck lol
avg hologram run
okay this looks pretty free
Now High Card 😺
Early Baron. With Polychrome?
polychrome...
it doesn't really matter in the long run
i can just ecto some other cards
True
free ten mult
How it going so far?
Early Baron doesn't do much until the late game
yoo this one looks very cool
it's going quite fine
HAKAI
HELL YEAH NEW PB
i love this combo
Wee joker my beloved
I always get excited when i do a run with it ngl
Best chip scaler in the game
regret i play this deck for unlock invisible joker i want more joker to use haha
Rocky but strong start
🫡
JON
Hi Finn!
you suck at balatro
Wow
😭
Guess ill go back into exile
Wait no I’m just messing with you
i have a face card build and i got the plant BUT i had a spectral pack and i got an ecto and i also then had a jumbo joker pack and i got luchador so what im saying is that i am the god at number go up game
Meh
let me have this i dont have a lot going on in my life rn
Get naneinf 🤡
bro im trying
try har der
well, arent you lovely
insane luck
Hi
yah
I can coach if you need
I might not know much abt gold stake but I know allot about endless
glad SOMEONE is acknowledging my greatness
im good im just fucking around
Bro used the power of friendship to defeat the plant
I see
something something heart is pure blah blah blah
mb
RIP
why did you reroll the boss blind?
it was the needle
2VFURLPU is the seed if u wanna play it
It’s not dead yet
Oh you didn’t have enough scoring tip
Should've skipped and died to the plant
even if I did I wasn't getting past either boss blind that I had that ante
I disagree
You could’ve gotten lucky
you really think that a deck with 0 red seals in it could beat the needle
Wait how’d you get that far without red seals
Wait you skipped a few times?
from shop
bootstraps if it had a child that was as shit as it was
That’s actually kinda good
I had to skip a soul card because I needed to keep both mimes
no it is not lol
Do you guys think I went a little over board?
holding 100 dollars in the bank for a x2 is absolutely utterly horrific
Yes it is trust
Alguien que me ayude, quiero conseguir el debug menu
Then make less
Not at all
my biggest issue with this run? should've taken heiroglyph
Always take every voucher
Hold off on tycoons and merchants though
BALATRODLE SPOILER
Balatrodle in 2!!!!!!!!!
im so good
i have my 4 big guesses for balatrodle and they paid off
holding 100 bucks for 2x is horrible 😭
Trust me
eh, i dont see a point in taking it, if i have that much econ i shouldnt need or want a 2x joker
bull for 200 chips
But if you’re making 100$ then you’d surely be able to make 200 dollars
maybe change it’s increase amount
the increment being 100 dollars is total meme yea
Idk I’m yapping
i think if it was 50 it would be fine, still kinda mid but fine
Perfect
I’d appreciate it
+X0.1 per $10
Well those 5 dollars are getting put to use
That’s actually a pretty good comp
how about X0.01 per $1
Exponential increase
wut
mfw matador is compatible with ox
Is multiple chicots compatible with ox?
JokerPokerBalala
you wont earn money
Noooo
that would be a route for infinite money tho
Ikr
How early
Ante 8
Blue
impressive
It was easy sailing once I got blueprint, brainstorm, and burnt joker
Well yes that’s true
Final jokers
Good job
JokerPokerBalala
3oak = throak
4oak = foak
5oak = fiveoak
should be voak but ok
Boo
i just ouija'd to 10s in an arcana pack, opened the next one and got 0 10s, does it like shuffle them to the back of the deck or smth?
“look at me i dare you”
have 16 10s and none came up
this is called
luck
👍
alternatively its
thrivukind
fovukind
fyvukind
Got two blue seals in fucking round 2
From two spectral packs
wake up bae new peak just dropped
Gg
mega buffoon pack
:>
I guess
jokerless fucking sucks
HIGH CARD 🔥🔥
Tell me about it
Who needs xmult?
Me casually reaching 400 dollars in gold stake
Holy judgement...
Run in back
rebate x2 means discard 1 of the rank per round and you’ll have 400 and more to spend
yo probably not important at all, but if im trying to keep this guy should i have done both kings lucky or what i did with the same suit and use both in the hand
just trying to understand more situations
lucky on middle ranks would have been better
Welp
because easier to build around them up and down?
makes sense, i would always be inclined to do a face card for easy retrigger but i might not get it yea
in this case since you already have the straight 9 and 10 lucky wouldn’t be bad or you could hold the straight while discarding looking for an 8
sock isn’t a big factor for straight builds
bad ev to force high straights, gotcha
ima just play after this one but surely its a vagabond seed right lol
love this joker
If you want to deck fix for straights its best to clip the ends rather than the middle
For example that would be like Aces kings and Queens, then 2's 3's and 4's
feels ugly but i will, im glad the lucky hit at least so it wasnt a waste
you mainly want to keep open ended straights since they're easier to hit
guess if im keeping this i dont need the extra chips anyways yea
rough selection tbh
hmm
that’s a problem for the ages
its okay now
jumbo standard pack
I love getting a shop 1 standard pack and its absolute dogshit like
5 OF HEARTS 🔥
WILDCARD OF 7
A 6 OF SPADES
I love bootstraps
mult 3 of diamonds
red seal 4 of clubs (the best card you’ve seen in 3 antes)
When you're already building towards face cards as well
what a shop
A familiar would go nuts rn
only 7 strengths away
Pain
sadge
Since getting C++ I've been trying to get high scores and god damn I shit talked high score players too hard
It's difficult af
i love getting a standard pack that gives me a card that carries the whole run :3
Best feeling is getting an early madness then finding a blue seal
high scoring is half meaningless anyway
follow the same steps as everybody else and hope your seed is better
consult a flow chart if you’re feeling saucy
I just wanna do naneinf for the sake of saying I did it
not to say there’s 0 skill involved it’s just
a lot shallower gameplay wise and with a lot less skill expression
seeded naneinf, and aslongas nobody asked
Naneinf is easy, once you do it you get bored of it or in extreme cases you become an endless player
instead high score runs are propped up on the crutch of doing the same “tech” everybody else does and pretending there’s significance in it
Unlikely, after 1 baron mime run that lasts 2 hours I dont feel like playing another high card again
Yeah, that
Endless is so boring
i love shop sim. just... not the hunt for exodia
going into endless is like are you willing to take this non trigger spam build to ante 12 or not
^
Like even if you do manage to play an Idol or Baron Mime run in endless it feels way more rewarding as well
high score running in any game eventually finds the same fate
it starts out well as people invent strategies and find helpful relevant tech and optimizations
and then decays into a test of executing on an instruction sheet and it’s a matter of getting a good seed
i think it can be interesting unspoiled
alas i messed it up for myself alr in balatro
yea since you’re playing and experiencing things the same way the original pathfinders have
it’s only once you know all the checkboxes that it loses the spark
cant believe it
Kool things
sigil
was surprised that you didnt take crafty
seance doing work
i wasnt feelin it
probably shouldve
For more straight flushes :3
ya i get it
👀
double seance value!
i know this is unrelated but discord is detecting balatro as fuckign snek 3 and its about to break my 102 day streak
WHAT THE FUCK IS SNEK 3
????????????
every round??? seance is actually busted nvm all previous discourse
and its copy compatible btw
best joker in the game ⁉️
🗣️ 🔥 SEANCE SUPREMACY
seance bad actually
wowzers this game went strangely
Snek 3
seance is good if you get it online
but its like the second hardest joker to get online
metal snek solid 3
dont play bro
h
if this goes back to 2 i will make sure discord as a company seizes to exist
like i would not give a shit otherwise
seize the means of communication ✊
seize the day ✨
carpe discord
carpe carp
seize the fish
fish do not appreciate seizure🪝
slippery little mfs
Carpe Diem?
Why would I want to DM a Carp?
their brains or their personalities
oh those 3 face cards mattered whoops
BRO this is such a cooked run
ifi lose to the boss blind im finna crash the hell out
ok I BEAT IT
ok
ok
something something that one guy asking about fish without teeth
never heard of this and im going to stop thinking about it now 😭
gooner ball knowledge
but not really I just saw it as a meme video
wow
ya my faceless greed is endless as well
except me not greeding was what killed me
rip bootstraps run
baron is bad early fyi
and joker skips are bad too
I love bootstraps
no
i don't agree
What do you mean you don't agree with me loving bootstraps ❤️🩹
i will not let you
you're still at 4 wins
Yeah
:(
nothing to do with bootystraps but I digress
saving money is easy when you have the guy that makes you reluctant to spend money on normal things to spend money on
or on the two better decks
Bootstraps is pretty fun
400 dollars in the bank to get less mult than a good red card run
Bloodstone = not fun
i love bootstraps
wdym, just get oops
I hate retrigger builds
If you see photo and Chad in the same shop what do you do
dont get them
Take chad
You mean the typical ones new players do
Yeah
i think 160 is a mild exaggeration of red card
:3
bootstraps scaling is so bad that this is actually wrong and i accidentally thought bootstraps would give 20 mult per 100 dollars which is not true but really just goes to show how shitty it is that i thought it was literally 2x worse than it already was
ough what ever shall I do
nah red card is good
I love Red Card
I have a guess at your most played hand
if you wanna take it to 160 be my guest :>
Saying that like a slur
she plays endless
I got nothing against pair wdym
It’s a good strat
yeah
Just found it funny how all your most used jokers are pair build jokers
I think people are just envious cause it's optimal but also has good variety in itself
do i do it
yeah sell bloodstone
no
go next game because u already won
i like my boodstone
why not
Like from my experienced I am almost never forced to take photochad
Every joker is a pairs joker until proven otherwise
reset because runs past ante 8 don't exist
lobotomy meta
💖
oh its endless
the family
yeah reset
i'm from White Stake and this is my build
r/balatro called, they want their jokers back
I usually take it if I don’t have a scaling +mult yet
Huh
People joke about pairslop and lobotomy but it's genuinely one of the smarter ways to play 🥀
more like forced to cuz it weasels its way through everything
No way, I never knew
photochad is two specific jokers, on the flip side there are like 4 really really good flat mult scaling jokers and even more that aren't amazing but still solid
ask any white stake player to play pair and he will easily lose
What is snek 3 😭
the point of pair being "slop" is that almost all the runs you'll play it
Ask them about variety and they'll have photochad in their top jokers
And then complain about variety
Slop doesn't mean anything now
"Erm you don't know how to play any other hand"
true
my little sister beated\ 4 blinds in a row playing pairs
I didn’t discover photochad existed till after getting c+ oops 😭
then said stuff like Obelisk is bad just because they don't have any idea of how to pivot
is it called pair lobotomy or pairslop
it is smart play
it also does happen to be a very invariant kind of mono directional strategy
gem alert 💎
"you see, i'm not a sheep like you. i have my own free will and i know how to play hands other than pair i only use flush and i also don't just run green joker card sharp for every game. i actually have fun with variety 😎 "
Yeah which is why everyone wants 1.1
LOL
WHAT ARE U EVEN PLAYING :SOB:
SON
this was from months ago
new players live on the Retrigger face card meta, just i can't prove it
i saw rental eternal photo and perishable rental chad in the same shop and i just had to do it for the meme
Rip econ
me with hanging chad
i still use the word with meaningful intent :3
I guess the point is the way people "force" pairs is not as braindead as the shit new players do
it can be circumstantially proven
And yeah if you tell a new player to force pairs they literally have no idea why it would be good
It's just overused
You have to know a few things about the game
It's a filler word now
i mean if you give them spare trousers they will understand
explain to a new player that square joker is not a 2 pair joker and watch their heads explode
What is there even to know other than chips mult xmult
people call things that aren’t slop slop too often
i can't lie i wish photograph didn't exist, literally his only purpose is just to make new players bad at the game with photochad and face card builds
they don't understand scaling
imagine balatro youtube without it
Fair
shi would prolly look like socrates and the forums
and the amount of times i see people pair photochad with abstract joker and swashbuckler tells me that they don't understand how scoring order works either
roffle without photochad 💔
am i cooking?
I like the card just cause it’s fun to use planets and steel every once in a while
As opposed to spamming rtb or grimbo multiple hands a round
Photo rework: x2 if hand contains a face card
i have like 4 negatives 😭
OH MY GOD YOU TOO
the kind of mental state it takes to play in 1x speed and not understand that the order the numbers pop up in is the order they’re going in is truly admirable
I DONT KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON
is gonna be depressed
wat shoul i copy?
Type of change to cause riots on Reddit
I mean, it should score, just like double vision
lmfaoooo what is happening
also
FUCK
buffon pack lets gamble
Buffoon card in the credit pack trust
what happened to the other run?
it should still block photo the same way it works on others
plant does prevent faceless activation doesn’t it
the amount of posts i see where people have photochad triboulet, then see a sock and theyre like "what do i replace?????????"
like
bro
i sent in a support ticket through discord and i got a reply back but hasnt been helpful, ill update if i find a fix
It does
ehhh
Tarot pack -> yorick -> sell yorick for $10 -> buy burnt
Faceless doesn't work with debuffed cards
yea so i imagine it would still block this new photo too
i think u can paint the picture lol
Yeah
Real talk
since faceless isn’t dependent on the cards themselves
😔
Many a run has been lost because I read this chat too much
mm nevermind actually
im stupid
