🕹・game-discussion

[solid bronze]

now i need burglar

[hearty tusk]

Sorry

The goat?!🤔🤔🤔

[solid bronze]

he joined the gang atlast

[wicked sequoia]

He went supernova...

[calm furnace]

my goats

[earnest mountain]

most difficult achievement in game is 2 glass one hand

[hearty tusk]

"KILL IT" Jake, the dog, said, calmly.

[solid bronze]

i might've just failed naneinf due to no burglar.

[tranquil cedar]

💔 what the FUCK bro

[wicked sequoia]

💥

[solid bronze]

that'd be the funniest yet the saddest naneinf fail oat

[hearty tusk]

Greatest build oat

[solid bronze]

i think it's ggs

[wicked sequoia]

What is this jonker order

Oh I see

[solid bronze]

trying not to score too much

[wicked sequoia]

I think

[hearty tusk]

MY [shop] IS FULL OF [bullshit] 🤤

[wicked sequoia]

ya

[solid bronze]

well it was a good run

[tranquil cedar]

spamton

[solid bronze]

naneinf was the friends we made along the way

[clear mulch]

[[NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997]]

[buoyant stratus]

help please

[solid bronze]

should i go triple baron double mime again, for the last time

[tranquil cedar]

HAVE YOUR FRIENDS [[Abandoned You For The Slime]]????

[vestal forge]

gg ishi... also just lost my 3h unseeded naneinf attempt, so came on to chat:D

[solid bronze]

this truly was our balatro

[vestal forge]

you simply never rolled burglar?

[solid bronze]

exactly

[vestal forge]

I never rolled invis or dupe blues with showman after like 200 shops

[vale shale]

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[solid bronze]

plasma

[vale shale]

Blood deck

[buoyant stratus]

might just rip ecto
I don't know if I can survive without hanging Chad and I need the deck fixing

[earnest mountain]

got c++

and still never had 2 glass cards break in a single hand

[solid bronze]

we can now go home

[vestal forge]

yo, you still going?

[tranquil cedar]

lowk has been months since I've last seen the serpent

[vestal forge]

where are your gold cards tho?

[solid bronze]

deep in my deck

[vestal forge]

oh right, costs like $300 to get serp back still

[solid bronze]

you know what chat? i'm going further.

[vestal forge]

yeah gg

[cloud sinew]

$430 iirc

well

thats the maximum it could take

[calm furnace]

imagine if bloodstone was as half as good as arrowhead

[shell dagger]

450 max?

[solid bronze]

question is do i clear without dna

[humble gulch]

Imagine if bloodstone was even good

[vestal forge]

roll a bean

do it

[shell dagger]

def not

[vestal forge]

i believe in you

nat neg bean + nat neg rebate

[solid bronze]

never say never rt95

for the fun i'mma do all on baron

[cloud sinew]

$440 max iirc.
the worst case is you find serpent at the start of pool #1, so there are 22 other bosses it could be next. you see one of them next ante, then its 21 rolls until the next pool starts and then the worst case is serpent being last in pool #2 (being in position #23) so 21+23 x 10 = $440

[solid bronze]

well, gg's, i'd like to thank those following people

heey, 777 rerolls

[candid niche]

the worst part about being a balatro player is that whenever i do a tarot reading i'm like "sweet, lucky cards" and not the actual magician card

[vestal forge]

bruh I had almost the same number of rerolls and only 1 brain 1 blue lmao fml

[naive frigate]

I js got an air fryer 🔥

[fiery crescent]

I’m dead this ante but yeah o7 to my farthest endless push so far

I should’ve picked up baron when I saw it 3 times lmao

[thick fossil]

you're indeed gambling

[candid niche]

idle death gamble

[solid bronze]

i went all in

[buoyant stratus]

Might just get 4 tribs lmao

[naive frigate]

Jesus

[tawdry epoch]

W canio

[solid bronze]

it's DEFO possible but i panicked and started taking any vouchers appearing. dumb of me but well, happens

[calm furnace]

i got canio twice today on abanonded

[vale shale]

We love a good judgment

[bronze widget]

why you copying neptune 😭

[solid bronze]

photo soon will fall out from top 5

[bronze widget]

howd you lose

whatd u do

[solid bronze]

no burglar

[tranquil cedar]

worth the 3 mult?

[bronze widget]

ah loser

burglar is never

garunteed

never risk it all for burger

[solid bronze]

defo a fun run it was tho

despite be panicking like, twice

[willow frost]

take it thats aura

[fervent jetty]

...burger?

[tranquil cedar]

borglar

[fervent jetty]

evan burger

[solid bronze]

finally i can take a break from balatro tho

[naive frigate]

Period stone gaming

[shell dagger]

Oh ye i forgot you basically get a free roll when you beat an ante

[gleaming bone]

?????

[naive frigate]

Periodstone maxxing with blueprint

Oh si

It's brainstorm

Periodstone maxxing with brainstorm

[cloud sinew]

business

[gleaming bone]

what the fuck is period stone

[cloud sinew]

bloodstone

[gleaming bone]

too late i got rid of chad

[cloud sinew]

Why 😭

[naive frigate]

Son

Sonion

[gleaming bone]

someone in a different server told me to. did i sell

[naive frigate]

Sonion & cream

[solid bronze]

i remember when i was happy bout getting, e17 or so

[cloud sinew]

yes

[naive frigate]

Sonion rings with ranch

[gleaming bone]

oh gawd

[cloud sinew]

business is just econ, luckies are more than business econ on average rn

[hearty tusk]

My goldstake is full of bullshit

[vestal forge]

I'd swap chad for dna and just play kings flush five

5 red seal kings is 10 triggers vs chad giving you like 4 + 2

[bronze widget]

Period stone gaming

[cloud sinew]

the free-est

[gleaming bone]

yay i found chad again

im happy

[bronze widget]

would you really betray square for a wee

[cloud sinew]

when i have chad, yes

[gleaming bone]

well shit

i have 0$

[cloud sinew]

drop business

[tawdry epoch]

I didnt find any wheels to copy

[bronze widget]

business

[buoyant stratus]

Will I ever find my sock?

[cloud sinew]

you have consumables and you can sell business

[gleaming bone]

not enough

selling consumables gives me 4, and business is 2

[bronze widget]

lucky cards =econ bro

oh nvm

uh

blueprint is bait anyway js go next

[vestal forge]

lol maybe sell dna tbh

[solid bronze]

dna and blueprint/brainstorm was like this

[gleaming bone]

do i sell dna and consumables for blueprint?

[buoyant stratus]

what exactly do i do here?

scoring around e50

[hearty tusk]

I give up on black deck👏

[buoyant stratus]

(when idol hits)

[vestal forge]

what hand do you play most rounds, ethan?

[gleaming bone]

someone help

[vestal forge]

like how might dna improve your cards played? or not much?

[gleaming bone]

just for deck fixing

[vestal forge]

flush five with those red seal kings would be damn good, but 4 of a kind is not bad either for a few rounds until you get enough Death tarots

as alternative to dna

[gleaming bone]

sooo?

[vestal forge]

whatever brings you the most joy bro 🤗🤗

[gleaming bone]

i just realized that selling consumables and dna would still put me 2$ short

i think go next then...

[vestal forge]

yeah you'll get a free blueprint from your next temperance

[vale shale]

Ok we don't talk about this run

[naive frigate]

This is some perkeo value

Don't mind the wario

And waluigi

[vestal forge]

bro got greedy on the invis

[vale shale]

It is a silly and danger

[vale shale]

Juggler was there for scoring

I had stm

[naive frigate]

Pairslop players when the pair doesn't slop:

[vale shale]

Two pair because that was the only scoring thing I had till ante 5

Then I picked up stm

I have quite some levels on hc

But what I did was a silly and danger

I forgor I had burglar

[tranquil cedar]

anything worth here?
57 red/73 square/18 bus

[naive frigate]

Quadruple and +1 perkeo gaming

[cloud sinew]

#⚙・modding-general

[lean bear]

why is this game so frustrating

[vale shale]

You need sum xmult

[vestal forge]

maybe satellite for bus

[naive frigate]

The modding category is about making mods isn't it

[minor portal]

no.

[tranquil cedar]

seeing double?

[naive frigate]

Like every channel of it is making the mods

[vale shale]

Satellite is an econ joker.

[vale shale]

Can you use it atleast

[tranquil cedar]

are you insane

[minor portal]

It can be, but not entirely.

[tranquil cedar]

i have like 0 planets and i don't really need econ rn

[cloud sinew]

no

[vale shale]

They're just new it's ok

[naive frigate]

ok

[tranquil cedar]

yeah yeah not hating at all

sorry if I came off aggressive

[vale shale]

It ok

[vestal forge]

why you need 2 +Mult jokers, just get a xMult

also 18 bus is crap lol cmon

[minor portal]

get flash card fr

[naive frigate]

You need something to X

You can't xmult without mult bro

[vestal forge]

and you showed us no econ or planets

[tranquil cedar]

with burglar it can get big

[vestal forge]

yeah the red

[vale shale]

Mult is red

Perkeo? More like Hotkeo

[dapper ferry]

What are some scenarios where the credit card joker is useful to have in a long run ahead

[cloud sinew]

xmult doesnt care if youre multiplying more chips or mult, multiplication is commutative. more mult is not better than an equivalent proportional increase in chips

[naive frigate]

Alright bro

[vale shale]

Possible verdant leaf/crimson heart use

[minor portal]

it's polychrome and you have no other xmult

[vestal forge]

nice with sixth sense or ghost deck, because wraith sets to $0

[cloud sinew]

vagabond, green deck

[vestal forge]

nice with vagabond

if you have a joker slot, pretty much always buy credit for the temperance $1 lmao

[dapper ferry]

Vagabond goes with it for sure
Thanks

[gleaming bone]

whats the play? swap invis for dna i think

or business card?

[cloud sinew]

why does invis look like that

[vale shale]

Is that an invis joker

[restive magnet]

Alright. What do I even get rid of so I can get this run over with. Bull is at 182z, Fortune Teller is at 54 ans Flush is level 13 because I spent the whole run scraping by while dealing with Perkeo

[minor portal]

invisible.

[vale shale]

It looks negative

[gleaming bone]

glorplatro

[vestal forge]

nah you dont need a copy of anything except brainstorm

[dapper ferry]

Likewise

[cloud sinew]

sell fortune and copy bloodstone

[gleaming bone]

my score isnt looking good though. i barely scraped by last round

[cloud sinew]

actually

[vale shale]

Ngl I think selling bull is the play

[restive magnet]

Either way I'm at the mercy of bloodstone and drawing my steel cards

[cloud sinew]

bull is ~2x chips, fortune is like 1.5x on average

[vestal forge]

sell business then, keep dna until you got at least like 12 red seal kings, longer if possible

[tranquil cedar]

sell perkeo 🤓

[vale shale]

Fair

[zenith raven]

Do I risk the run for some Crimson Bean glitch come ups? I assumed I’d sell brainstorm. I can get to crimson with a +3 on bean.

I’ve never done bean glitch before. I basically get to crimson, and hope it hits on bean, then go to main menu and back in, and it’s permanent?

[vale shale]

I'm just not certain if bloodstone would hit

[restive magnet]

I NEED IT FOR MY COMPLETIONIST++

[timber adder]

does blueprint also copy polychrome, foil etc.?

[cloud sinew]

no

[restive magnet]

No

[vale shale]

No

[tranquil cedar]

i was joking lmao

[gleaming bone]

i have 15 :)

[tranquil cedar]

don't listen to them yes it does /j

[restive magnet]

Ah my bad. I'm just stressed bc perkeo runs lowkey suck

[red briar]

what's the difference between a -nan score and a naneinf score

[vestal forge]

15 probs enough... you getting consistent flush fives yet?

[cloud sinew]

one is with steamodded, the other isnt

[gleaming bone]

yeah easy

[vale shale]

-nan doesn't exist in vanilla

[ember solstice]

Dang i had good run didn't realise I was on my last hand and farmed money 😭

[red briar]

oh i see

[vestal forge]

fiiiine sell dna haha

[red briar]

so they're basically the same?

[cloud sinew]

yes

[red briar]

good to know =w=

i was wondering if my naneinf run was legit or not

i just like using handy mod because it makes things quicker

[minor portal]

would you say it makes it handy

[gleaming bone]

why do i get ecto two rerolls after bro :((((

[red briar]

💔

[vale shale]

Yeah well if it's just a qol mod then it's just ok no?

[tranquil cedar]

dw you're good

[ember solstice]

💀 nice pun

[vestal forge]

thats so your blueprint fits hehe

[vale shale]

It'd be fucked up if it didn't count because you used qol

[red briar]

something like that

naneinf does look better than -nan imo

[restive magnet]

Alright I'm just gonna kill fortune and use my hermits for bull and pray bloodstone wakes up

[vale shale]

The much "naneinfs" I've seen anything other than naneinf looks better than naneinf

[ember solstice]

Calc mod is banned in someplaces right I don't understand that why

[red briar]

you think?

[vale shale]

For me -nan looks better because it has a negative

[cloud sinew]

I think its because it can tell you the outcome of RNG events

like bloodstone, misprint, etc

[tranquil cedar]

what does calc mod do?

[cloud sinew]

calculates what your hand will score before you play it

[vale shale]

It calculates your score before you play it

[tranquil cedar]

oh it's that one

[ember solstice]

It's just you range if you use bloodstone or lucky card no like e11 - e13 and stuff etc

[iron mountain]

"makes the game unfun to play"

[ember solstice]

Just makes it easily to find wich joker layout will be optional

[buoyant stratus]

that was such a fun run

[kind sierra]

Drop the seed

[ember solstice]

😭 did you not get reroll voucher by ante 18

[buoyant stratus]

i will

[cloud sinew]

thats just a personal preference though, its not something that affects balance in any way if it doesnt give you new info

[bronze widget]

surely this will save the run

[buoyant stratus]

i think i did but so early that i didnt buy it

[idle basin]

BRO

[buoyant stratus]

one sec

[vale shale]

Bro needs to play 3 rounds before 2x can we make it

[ember solstice]

Yeah you can just do calculation yourself

[idle basin]

WHAT AM I MEANT TO DOOOOOO

[iron mountain]

sure but just being able to know how much ur hand will score before u actually play them seems like itll make the overall experience 10x more boring

[buoyant stratus]

QDPGR55F

[bronze widget]

10$ is alot

[bronze widget]

yo gime ur seed 😭

[vale shale]

What

[ember solstice]

And it's only give that info if press the calc button so if you want surprise you can have that as well

[bronze widget]

put your seed in me

[naive frigate]

The dcek isn't checkered mid

[buoyant stratus]

wrong reply

[cloud sinew]

having to calculate the hand is boring to a lot of people. localthunk said that its the one major flaw in balatro's design

[buoyant stratus]

i am a minor :D

[vale shale]

Freaky ass talk 😭

Shup up

[buoyant stratus]

will shup

[bronze widget]

😢 same sorry

[iron mountain]

but u dont "have to", am i the only person that just plays the best hands and hopes itll be enough?

[buoyant stratus]

QDPGR55F

anyways if you lost it thats the seed

gonna retry it now

[cloud sinew]

how do you know theyre the "best hands" if you havent calculated it

[lean bear]

what is this blank voucher for?

[vale shale]

I remember when I used to save seeds

[vale shale]

It does nothing.

Like it's literally just blank

[cloud sinew]

it does nothing, but it lets the Tier 2 voucher spawn (if unlocked)

[tranquil cedar]

ultimate mult scaler

[vestal forge]

Does it still save your highscore when you use a seed? I noticed it saves your card stats

[iron mountain]

what i think will be the best hand, of course u arent gonna be playing a two pair if u could play a flush instead (assuming both are the same celestial level)

very dry example but thats what it boils down to

[naive frigate]

I have a billion jokers yet i still score only e135

[cloud sinew]

only

are you ordering your jokers optimally

[iron mountain]

pretty sure it does yea

[vale shale]

That's tiny on cryptid

[cloud sinew]

oh theyre playing modded :(

[vale shale]

True

[tranquil cedar]

naneinfeinf

[vale shale]

Cryptid more like snoozefest usually

[iron mountain]

puts cavendish at the beginning

[vestal forge]

Any way to prove you didn't use a seed? Ik you could also secretly mod it etc, but is there some semi-proveable way?

[vale shale]

All of it just op where's the fun

[ember solstice]

Would have been 1st time playing me's dream

[vale shale]

Squoker pants!!!

[tranquil cedar]

if you use a seed I believe the seed text is red

[tranquil cedar]

yessss the SpongeBob build

[cloud sinew]

screenshot of your win/loss screen: if the seed is Red then its seeded, if Blue then you used Brainstorm (Mod), if Grey then its unseeded

[calm furnace]

i forgot that bloodstone can work as baseball value

one of the rare cases bloodstone was good

[ember solstice]

Yeah it will be red

[cloud sinew]

baseball position matters!!! lets gooo!!!!!

[iron mountain]

so u used brainstorm for this run?

[cloud sinew]

no

the seed is red so its just seeded

[iron mountain]

ah

[vestal forge]

I see, thanks

[buoyant stratus]

checked in a seed scouter

[calm furnace]

idk why i always stil baseball as the upmost left

unless it was poly ofc

[buoyant stratus]

first boss reroll voucher if you buy all vouchers is in ante 24

lemme check if you can get it via skipping

...

theres no voucher tags

at all

this seed is so easy to get to ante 18 but i doubt you its possible to pass it

well thats a bummer

no point retrying it then

[naive frigate]

Wow

That is

Some

[graceful schooner]

Damn wth

[buoyant stratus]

thats from yahimod right?

[bronze widget]

modded doesnt count 😠

[graceful schooner]

Was that seeded?

[naive frigate]

Oh shi

I'm sorry

[buoyant stratus]

my run or ryans?

[graceful schooner]

Oh he use mods

[naive frigate]

And i wasn't trying to show off i was just

[graceful schooner]

The e161

[naive frigate]

Shocked

[naive frigate]

Cryptid ig

[bronze widget]

joking idk do wtv u want 😭

[naive frigate]

Moded el latro genuinely dopamine simulator vro

Aaand my hand size is 4

Alright

[buoyant stratus]

tasooki

[red briar]

i...love...PAIRSLOP!!

[buoyant stratus]

the seed i just died on

i hate it

i want to kill it

its impossible to get seed reroll voucher before ante 20

[bronze widget]

pls better scoring

[buoyant stratus]

and theres the plant on ante 18

[bronze widget]

😭

bro i feel you

[buoyant stratus]

it went so well

[bronze widget]

i once hoarded 25 voucher skips js to try to get teh vouchers i ned

from ante 6 to ante 29 no skip tag

got anti matter on ante 29 and got e 298 🥀

then lost

[naive frigate]

Do we have any official info on when is pickle rick joker coming

[buoyant stratus]

the first voucher skip is on ante 24

[graceful schooner]

Rebate gonna kill u

[buoyant stratus]

i couldve so easly broke my ante wr

pb**

[bronze widget]

noo rebate is goat

[graceful schooner]

But not that goated

[bronze widget]

this saves me

rebate is the best common joker by far

[graceful schooner]

Oh ur on plasma

[bronze widget]

eternal rebate is always a take

any deck tbh

very funny game

js sold mime thank god its perishable

[buoyant stratus]

listen listen

i found a a way to save it

ante 13 luchador

[errant brook]

Meh day, pretty tired, found a nat negative Superposition right before the ante 8 boss when doing C++ on mobile. Winning

I think I’m at 120/150 now for mobile

[tawdry epoch]

Do i wraith?

[naive frigate]

Guys give me a deck to gold stake

If a single soul says black on EVERYBODY'S SOUL i'm destroying every air fryer except mine

[hidden lance]

finally seance and smeared done

[eager summit]

how wide if your monitor, goddamn

[random terrace]

Guys🥹

[eager summit]

now that i'm looking at chat, it seems my monitor is just a chud

[naive frigate]

Congrats 🥹

I should lowk just gold stake ghost

[bronze widget]

okay finally if i lose this i genuinely have to end it

[vestal forge]

the sad part is you're not even joking lol

like $100 rerolls to a rare cmon

[naive frigate]

Why does blueprint copy nothing vro

[tawdry epoch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-i-show-3gA8gSjvFq1Y6fHyQp

[signal mist]

I feel like the only way I can win gold stake is if I get lucky with jokers, scaling mult jokers, blue seals, and pair spam

[bronze widget]

i unorinically didnt draw a straight and lost

[bronze widget]

cause i js got it from a wraith 🥀

[vestal forge]

sell runner so riffraff makes something

[naive frigate]

Then what are you ending it for vro

[bronze widget]

its plasma i kept runner but i did sell the planet guy

[bronze widget]

i mean i wldnt say its luck

if someone like dr spectred can win like 70 gold stakes run in a row there clearly is a strategy

[vestal forge]

riffraff can get you to like ante 4 on plasma lol

[signal mist]

yeah he’s cracked

[bronze widget]

yeah but i didnt draw a straight and lost it gave me splash and super poisiton

nos coring

[vestal forge]

ow

[signal mist]

but I got no idea how to reliably win if not for those

[naive frigate]

Can you like explain how

[signal mist]

maybe just more value generation

[bronze widget]

lots of common chip jokers but

on gold stake i doubt it

gold stkae scaling is too fast the +50-80 chips does nothing

[naive frigate]

Yeah that makes cents

[vestal forge]

lots of common jokers are just like +60 chips, and thats all you need on plasma

[bronze widget]

not on gold stake bro 😭

[vestal forge]

right, didn't notice gold stakes too yeah

[naive frigate]

Generational ghost deck pull

[torpid notch]

Abandoned

[naive frigate]

Already doing ghost but will do that next def

[torpid notch]

Lmao

[naive frigate]

Aight bro chill

[vestal forge]

ME TOO LOL

[naive frigate]

Is it worth the risk

[terse vale]

yes

well

prolly grim

[vestal forge]

yeah you got like no spades in hand

[torpid notch]

All you lose is 1 spade card

[lost vault]

posting a screenshot of a filtered message is basically filter evasion fyi

meow

[cursive crater]

ccitbp

ccitbp

pleaseee

[lost vault]

buffoon in the buffoon pack

[torpid notch]

Mb i just thought its funny

[white shuttle]

I have 3 decks completed on gold stake

[lost vault]

:p

[cursive crater]

fuck

[naive frigate]

No but nothing is worth the risk.

[simple escarp]

the "soup" got me off guard ngl

[white shuttle]

Im going for four.

[naive frigate]

I got all clubs

[lost vault]

trueth nuek

[naive frigate]

Now i don't have any spade kings that i could cryptid

How do i unlock double somwthing

Seeing doubl

[cursive crater]

yes i force straights everytime im on painted

no im not ashamed

[naive frigate]

Emergency cryptid

Im uninstalling cryptid mod

And we meet again

I lost because of cryptid again

[stark charm]

Showman rework idea: disable booster pack and voucher. Duplicate joker is too overpowered for 8 ante runs. This needs a neft

[cursive crater]

LOL ANTE 3 ANTIMATTER

THE BLANK PAID OFF

[stark charm]

What is that mod😭

[cursive crater]

gigachad mod

[naive frigate]

Showman rework idea: Jokers, tarot cards, vouchers, celestial cards, spectral cards can appear twice. +1 Joker Slot

[lost vault]

who tf taking ante 2 blank

[cursive crater]

a true gambler like me

[naive frigate]

Perhaps pairslop?

[lost vault]

still bad

[hearty tusk]

Chat where does black deck live

[naive frigate]

A true gambler

[naive frigate]

The voucher thing would be op

2 anti matters

Imagine

[stark charm]

Show man rework idea: disable all joker slots always appear eternal

[naive frigate]

2 nacho tongs

[naive frigate]

AND rental

[hearty tusk]

Just tell me where black deck lives man

[lost vault]

no it wouldnt

[hearty tusk]

Am not gonna do anything to em

[stark charm]

It also randomly destroys one joker every round

[lost vault]

1 in a bajillion chance to maybe per chance get an extra tier 2 voucher

wonderful

[naive frigate]

And 2 cards every card played

[stark charm]

Bypass eternal

[hearty tusk]

I cant win it for the love of me🤦‍♂️💔

[naive frigate]

Me.

[lost vault]

ok

you do that

shit wont fly in gold stake twin

[viral raft]

Best sixth sense value ever

[stark charm]

Showman new effect : appear eternal and rental negative , disable all joker slots ,randomly destroy other jokers every hand played bypassing eternal,+1 joker slot, forced to take when appeared.

[naive frigate]

Perhaps the double eco tag was not worth the risk

[stark charm]

Why skip ante 2

[lost vault]

showman rework: removed from the game because it sucks

[naive frigate]

Cuz 50 bucks

And it's black stake

I thought it would slide

[stark charm]

I actually kinda like how showman makes some cool combinations easier. But it SUCKED

[lost vault]

sure black stake is easy but you still gotta do stuff

[cursive crater]

is it too late for rocket?

[stark charm]

Yep

[lost vault]

showman on its way to ruin your booster packs and then give you an extra copy of himself

[thorny axle]

wild cards are ass, apparently

[stark charm]

Showmitosis

[naive frigate]

Showman rework: +1 joker slot + $15 once bought 0 sell value

[stark charm]

Yep

[cosmic sun]

I'm assuming you don't have anything built up for Mime?

[stark charm]

Made to be debuffed

Debuffed by 3 extra bossblind

[lost vault]

the bbc

[stark charm]

Big bright card?

[cosmic sun]

top 10 replies to take out of context

[lost vault]

base ball card

[terse vale]

so its just a negative joker

[naive frigate]

Yes but it doesn't have the negative enchancements

[thorny axle]

loyalty kaard

[bronze widget]

okay wtf is this run

[bleak bolt]

can this damn game stop being like this

[bronze widget]

does tower scale canio

[naive frigate]

Hmm

[vestal forge]

open buffoon

[naive frigate]

I got smeared

[vestal forge]

wait is invis active

[naive frigate]

Yes

[frank grove]

no

[bronze widget]

I am stuck at the 0-10$ mark send help

[naive frigate]

Ghost deck is either pure dopamine or genuine garbage

[lost vault]

just get more money

[lost vault]

i feel like its uaully pretty good

[terse vale]

only removing face cards does

[lost vault]

at the least you get a hex

[terse vale]

its still a face card under there

[lost vault]

maybe some extra seals

[terse vale]

death doesn't count either

[frank grove]

death and strength also doesnt do anything for canio either

[bronze widget]

that makes sense

[lost vault]

yeah only strict destruction does it

[terse vale]

ghost deck is either good or great

[lost vault]

rebate twin

[lost vault]

yeah

[naive frigate]

Wow

[vocal rose]

trading card

so good

[lost vault]

why is burgalr looking to the left

[bronze widget]

popcorn is the only edible thing

[lost vault]

right i mean

whatever

[naive frigate]

Fuck it am doing abandoned

[vocal rose]

?

thats an amazing start

[bronze widget]

trading card is literally econ+deck fixing

🥀

holy ungrateful

[vocal rose]

granted one of the best cards in the game

not perishable or rental

[lost vault]

only settle for blueprint baron mime

[bronze widget]

maybe he wants to ride the bus

[lost vault]

(dead ante 2)

[lost vault]

this is very doable on any deck

[bronze widget]

yeah but what if he accidently clicks on face cards

[vocal rose]

skill issue

[bronze widget]

so he has to play abandoned

[clear mulch]

🤤

[bronze widget]

sell evertything buy 8 ball

[stark acorn]

holy 8-ball

[lost vault]

then like click on them again

[clear mulch]

yes!

[bronze widget]

whats if they are eternal face cards

[lost vault]

this game has a mechanic where you can unselect selected cards

[lost vault]

can still be unselected

[bronze widget]

did you think about that

[lost vault]

just not destroyed

[stark acorn]

forget everything else pick up planet merchant

[bronze widget]

planet merchant needs to like have a 25% to make planet cards in shop free

[clear mulch]

srimky!!! meow!

[lost vault]

meow!!

[clear mulch]

mao mao mao!!!

[lost vault]

mew :3

[clear mulch]

🐈

[clear mulch]

what do i sell 🤔

delayed grat or bananbn 🤔

[lost vault]

delgrat kinda mid idk

[rotund igloo]

Delayed

[clear mulch]

but the mone

[lost vault]

gold joker money

[clear mulch]

still good mone

[lost vault]

maybe but u have to not discard for it

[clear mulch]

wait true

danke, cat

[lost vault]

maow :3

[clear mulch]

maow

[thorn dew]

page 10 fully stickered

[tough bane]

bro guys i MAYBE js found a 1 in a billion seed wtf

[cosmic sun]

😴

[lost vault]

if u think about it every seed is 1 in a billion

cuz cuz

every seed is unique

[clear mulch]

yo who put balatro in your legendary jokers game

[tough bane]

bro ts aint even seeded like fjaejifgahjg

i got a ankh and a invisible

[compact gazelle]

sandbox mode (TM)

[clear mulch]

hold tab

[buoyant stratus]

ive made that seed work

by carrying a luchador 5 antes

[hearty tundra]

Do you guys think ghost is the easiest gold deck

[clear mulch]

my seed?

[shy tangle]

2 Devils and Blue Jokers

[clear mulch]

also, for what boss?

[stark sage]

What do I take here

[buoyant stratus]

mine

fuck you plant

[hearty tundra]

Purple seal probably

[clear mulch]

holy shit

girl you good wtf is this deckfixing

[buoyant stratus]

its ante 18

and i had dna+trading card

[clear mulch]

i misread that as 8

[buoyant stratus]

oh ok

also thats a second attempt at this seed

so i know what is going to happen

and im using save states to save up as much money as i need

[naive frigate]

Bad news for you bro

[buoyant stratus]

what news?

[naive frigate]

Any tips?

Done with le latro for today

[shy tangle]

I got to Ante 7 on the run I just finished earlier

I keep getting soooooooo close to finally winning a run

[lost vault]

win idk

[naive frigate]

Thanks!

[tough bane]

yo ALEEB gotta pack his things bro

[naive frigate]

Yo roffle fuh are you doing

[naive frigate]

Let's have a lil chit chat shall we

[tough bane]

yo on my left ball this aint seeded

[naive frigate]

You probably a woman bro

[tough bane]

who knows who knows

maybe im a femboy

[lost vault]

what??

[naive frigate]

Do you think women have left balls

[rustic haven]

i have followed the c++ players' advice and i am no longer a face card enjoyer

[lost vault]

they can

[rustic haven]

i am also into the plant

[naive frigate]

How tho

[rustic haven]

which does nothing to me

[novel nymph]

WAIT IS THERE A POKEMON MOD FOR THIS GAME? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[lost vault]

tran gender

[naive frigate]

Maybe a surgery

[rustic haven]

it feels powerful

[rustic haven]

yes

[tough bane]

guys should i start a bid for the seed

[naive frigate]

You probably a biological woman who stayed a woman without getting a surgery to get a left balls vro

Does that make it better

[lost vault]

a bid??

[tough bane]

on my left ball i have a left ball tho

[tough bane]

yes im sure ill get 100€ for it

[naive frigate]

"On my dead hb he dead"

[lost vault]

im probably a boy

[lost vault]

😭

[tough bane]

brainstorm hit (wheel) first try i MIGHT just put this seed on a USB stick

[rustic haven]

probably?

[rustic haven]

not as good of a hit as you think

keeping your copy jokers open for an ecto hit is good

which is why wheel is not great

sometimes

[lost vault]

almsot certainly

:3

[rustic haven]

same :3

i like boys

[compact gazelle]

reading his bio explains

[lost vault]

gay

[cosmic sun]

bro got ai slop on his feed

[lost vault]

maow

[rustic haven]

and insantly going to get put on ignored

[tough bane]

i alr used 2 ectos tho

[rustic haven]

wow

[lost vault]

roffle is not ai slop >:(

[tough bane]

i aint planning on getting 2 hand size lowk

[cosmic sun]

roffle lite is human slop yes

[compact gazelle]

idk what that means

did I do something

[lost vault]

exactly

[cosmic sun]

Now the video to the left

[rustic haven]

no!

[cosmic sun]

Is what I am addressing

[rustic haven]

the person you pointed out

😭

[lost vault]

what video to the legt

[rustic haven]

i read like 3 words of their bio

instantly understood

[lost vault]

twinky twinkle little

[eager summit]

you'll never guess what jokers i'm running

[rustic haven]

us

[lost vault]

perhaps

:3

[compact gazelle]

it’s a well crafted bio

[rustic haven]

those ones

[compact gazelle]

:3

[lost vault]

thats the first 3 words of my bio

[tough bane]

so should i take the wheel for the brainstorm foil hit or no? i got 5 hand size (2 ectos) rn

[eager summit]

:3

[lost vault]

urm actually twinky isnt a word

[rustic haven]

twinkie is

[lost vault]

true

[compact gazelle]

twinkly is tho

[rustic haven]

gay rockets

[compact gazelle]

trust :3

[rustic haven]

:3

[lost vault]

i am twinkly

[eager summit]

i call this build "feed the bull"

[clear mulch]

woah why we talking about twinks

im interested

[lost vault]

cuz thats who i am

im the twink

[rustic haven]

and me

[clear mulch]

ok, twink

[rustic haven]

be nice

[lost vault]

:p

[clear mulch]

sorry im a dumb little lesbian

[rustic haven]

😭

[compact gazelle]

thing one and thing two right here
but it’s twinks one and two

[clear mulch]

yeah sure... twinks... yeah

mmh...

twinks..

[rustic haven]

are you

okay

...?

[clear mulch]

no im gay...!!! IM SO ILL!!!

WOKE MIND VIRUS

[compact gazelle]

folded under no pressure whatsoever
mental function cratered

[rustic haven]

LMFAO

[lost vault]

meow meow

[clear mulch]

maoq maoq

maow

maow

[compact gazelle]

it’s like a sleeper agent but instead of activating you shut down

[clear mulch]

miao

miao

[rustic haven]

mrow

[clear mulch]

fujosh

i

[terse dock]

In terms of how gay I am I only like twinks

[rustic haven]

W

[lost vault]

classic

[terse dock]

I do like myself some boobies though

[clear mulch]

are you a man

[lost vault]

i like most flavors of boy

[terse dock]

yes

[clear mulch]

mmhh

[rustic haven]

i like all flavors of all

[clear mulch]

bi perchance

or pan

idk

[terse dock]

Yeah its like 80 20

[clear mulch]

who cares

[compact gazelle]

recreational lgbtq

[clear mulch]

theres no rules

[lost vault]

im like 100 0 gay

[terse dock]

80% straight 20% gay

[clear mulch]

lets just dance

[rustic haven]

pan

real

[lost vault]

oh i gues 0 100 gay

whatever

i like boys

[terse dock]

You can put it either way

[cosmic sun]

gay ratios

[terse dock]

There are no 100-0 straight people but there are 0-100 gay people

[clear mulch]

little moses is coming

[compact gazelle]

0:0
yuris peak tho
but still 0 and 0

[rustic haven]

1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1

[lost vault]

perchaps

[terse dock]

asexual W

[cosmic sun]

This sounds funny considering 100-0 means something else in games

[lost vault]

:3 is the best ratio

[cosmic sun]

Yeah I 100-0'd a straight person

[clear mulch]

aromantic, asexual or both?

[cosmic sun]

One shot they ass

[compact gazelle]

I don’t even know lmao
it’s that or maybe it’s just I haven’t found someone like that yet
or maybe it’s because I hate myself :3

[clear mulch]

you got time to figure it out

no one is rushing

!!

[compact gazelle]

0:0:0 the third 0 stands for 0 idea

[lost vault]

im still gay even when i hate myself

[compact gazelle]

:3
never been in love

[clear mulch]

when im evil i become straight

[terse dock]

I wish I was loved back

[clear mulch]

wait no tjats too evil

[compact gazelle]

intimidating horse over here

[lost vault]

when im evil im gay (because im evil)

[gleaming bone]

how do people be gay. as a straight i think dudes are weird

[clear mulch]

when my eyes turn run, red...

[rustic haven]

WOAH

you dont wanna make a nice guy angwy...

[lost vault]

just stop thinking about it like its a choice

[clear mulch]

lets put it this way: how do people be straight, as a gay i think dudes are weird

[compact gazelle]

things happen

[lost vault]

i didnt think one day

[rustic haven]

^

[rustic haven]

thats me

[lost vault]

i wanna be gay

its just something i gigured out

fig

[gleaming bone]

i like figs

[terse dock]

Sometimes I just want a dingaling and sometimes I want a ingaling

[compact gazelle]

straightness is a choice too

[rustic haven]

i like plums!

[buoyant stratus]

thats the most i got with this seed

i know for a fact its possible to do more

[gleaming bone]

wait so is it a choice or not??

[clear mulch]

its not

[gleaming bone]

gawd dayum

[lost vault]

clearly hes never heard of femboys

okay im done

meow

[clear mulch]

did you choose to be straight?

[rustic haven]

real

[compact gazelle]

its a thing that happens to you basically

[gleaming bone]

yes?

[buoyant stratus]

if you skip specific vouchers you get omen globe+antimatter which letts you pick up at least an idol, maybe two

[terse dock]

Some people choose to be straight but very few choose to be gay

[lost vault]

are you sure

[gleaming bone]

no

[compact gazelle]

and yea you somewhat do make a choice but it’s not really like a “oh you pick the orientation option before spawning in” it’s more like you just figure it out over time

[lost vault]

yea

[clear mulch]

ding ding ding!! correct!!

[lost vault]

the choice is whether or not you be open about it

[buoyant stratus]

whats the conversion about im confused

[gleaming bone]

i choose to be gay!

[lost vault]

erm

what

[buoyant stratus]

and im too lazy to read everything

[clear mulch]

okay, prove it

[lost vault]

:3

[terse dock]

@lost vault get your ass ready

[clear mulch]

go bone a dude rn

[compact gazelle]

another one succumbs to the MIND VIRUS AAAAAAAAH

[gleaming bone]

mwah

[lost vault]

its always ready

[compact gazelle]

join the hivemind

:3

[lost vault]

thats a lie actually

[terse dock]

Unintentional triple entendre what the hell

[clear mulch]

th is resurrection

[lost vault]

qwq

[buoyant stratus]

i use it when i retry seeds

[clear mulch]

ah okee

[buoyant stratus]

lets you go back in time

[clear mulch]

ah

[buoyant stratus]

the mod's called save rewinder i think

[clear mulch]

i get it now.... hacks into mainframe...

oh no a firewall..

[lost vault]

i get it meow

firewall like that ine song

fuck its called flamewall

whatever

[gleaming bone]

why do some games attract a more lgbtq fanbase than others can someone explain this? like if i hop on rust rn there wont be a single gay guy but on valorant theres like 5 in each game

[buoyant stratus]

why smirky and not shrimpy

[lost vault]

because yes

gays have better taste in games idk

[buoyant stratus]

frfr

[lost vault]

well my name skinky but uh something something srimp

[clear mulch]

ok dont disrespect gay people like that, valorant is not that good

[terse dock]

The deeper a game is the more it attracts autistic people and there's a correlation between autism and gay

[lost vault]

im more talking about balatro and ror2 and stuff

i have mever touched valoramy

[clear mulch]

meow

[terse dock]

Or the game could just have gay representation

[clear mulch]

bluestorm

[lost vault]

real

[buoyant stratus]

celeste

[gleaming bone]

i hear green needle

[buoyant stratus]

though celeste is a whole another level

[lost vault]

celeste is just really good and everyone should play it

[buoyant stratus]

yes

[rustic haven]

LM<AO

[buoyant stratus]

recently got back to it

[lost vault]

h

[buoyant stratus]

h

[rustic haven]

h

[clear mulch]

h

[slow iris]

already have

[gleaming bone]

f

[lost vault]

sick

[slow iris]

and i play modded sometimes

[buoyant stratus]

havent 100% because i suck

[cosmic sun]

voices of the void is really good and everyone should play it

[buoyant stratus]

but itll happen asp

[cosmic sun]

[clear mulch]

started playing it but like im a fucking idiot at 2d platformers

[gleaming bone]

hop on atlas 10x

[buoyant stratus]

nver heard of it?

[lost vault]

damn

[dusty valve]

Why is it that I follow a seeded video perfectly and still end up messing up?

[slow iris]

maybe

[lost vault]

nullscape is really good but its on roblox so nobody needs to play it

[slow iris]

yeah i don't want to create a roblox account

[buoyant stratus]

you didnt

or they left something out

[pale wolf]

ability to focus

[clear mulch]

cus u didnt follow it perfectly 🤓 otherwise you wouldnt have messed up 🤓

[dusty valve]

Probably

[buoyant stratus]

balatro has no rng inside of a seed

[clear mulch]

true

[lost vault]

unlocks maybe

[clear mulch]

i love that gayme

[lost vault]

:D

[dusty valve]

I might just write down what they did and follow via that

[gleaming bone]

the humble unlock all button

[buoyant stratus]

Oh right that's a thing

[lost vault]

no thanks

[clear mulch]

they got the gay pride stuff but like they're so ugly

[atomic trout]

Are triples good to scale?

[lost vault]

nullcape?

[dusty valve]

…I forgot about that ngl

[gleaming bone]

can you be a gay homophobe

[buoyant stratus]

I was really surprised about how gay this server is when I joined

[lost vault]

idk i ise the homosexual trail

[atomic trout]

Spaceman is loving it

[buoyant stratus]

Yes

[lost vault]

probably idk ive never met an unironic one

[slow iris]

internalized homophobia

[buoyant stratus]

Sadly I have experience

[cosmic sun]

should've been a gmod server or smth

[clear mulch]

yeah
you are not seeing me use the lesbian sunset flag trail that thing is so distracting and doesnt look good

[slow iris]

yes

[rustic haven]

yes i am one

[gleaming bone]

prove it

[clear mulch]

not the flag, but the trail

[lost vault]

fair enough

[rustic haven]

i call my bf the slur everyday

[lost vault]

i like my toothpast flag trail

[lost vault]

i need this

[clear mulch]

thats called love

[lost vault]

exactly

[rustic haven]

real.

[clear mulch]

how is the chat so gay rn

[lost vault]

my bad

[clear mulch]

....good....

[lost vault]

:3

[clear mulch]

the plan worked...

[lost vault]

my good

[clear mulch]

OUR good

[gleaming bone]

do gay people throw around the f word like black people use the n word?

[lost vault]

not really but i do say it sometimes

[pale wolf]

some
also massively off topic

[lost vault]

its not quite the same though

[pale wolf]

out of here

[lost vault]

grah

true

[cosmic sun]

what do jimbos call each other?

[clear mulch]

john

[cosmic sun]

Damn honknoses

[clear mulch]

they are called john and jane

[terse dock]

I can only say 20% of it

[buoyant stratus]

Oh wow it's only 11pm

I was sure it was at least 1

[clear mulch]

say the bi one fully

[lost vault]

fa

[terse dock]

I round down so its just f

[lost vault]

lel

[clear mulch]

factorio

[slow iris]

there are no slurs in my vocabulary

[buoyant stratus]

Only when it's funny/j

Serious answer
Some

I don't know every gay person in existence