🕹・game-discussion

[wind night]

Look who decided to show up

[naive frigate]

😭

[serene forge]

I <3 yuri

[serene forge]

no

[lime remnant]

thats funny

sorry midas not today

why so late

ok i hate you bell

[strange abyss]

Looks inside

Looks inside

It's double chad

[frank grove]

🔥

[wispy pulsar]

Balatro Is not poker is it? I have never Played Poker before but I want to play Balatro

[compact gazelle]

balatro is not poker 👍

[mortal nimbus]

the only thing you need to know about poker is the different hands, and Balatro tells you what they are

[vocal rose]

.

[knotty zodiac]

.

[wispy pulsar]

I will give it a try and see whats the hype all abt

[candid niche]

i lost

no photograph + bad bloodstone luck

[wispy pulsar]

its on sale now too 😆

[candid niche]

do it.

[vast sparrow]

Where should I ask questions?

[lime remnant]

here

boring pair run turned into super engaging fist steel run

[vast sparrow]

ok if I have a profile on steam could I share that profile on moble too?

[lime remnant]

i think not

[compact gazelle]

profile syncings not a thing unless youre willing and able to manually transfer your .jkr files back and forth every time you swap the device youre playing on

[vast sparrow]

oh nah thx

[vast sparrow]

thx

[brittle ocean]

Four fingers carrying the entire run

[modest snow]

nah that eternal rough gem and 1.3x constellation carried

[lime remnant]

no its obviously rough gem 😂

fr tho rough gem carried

and totally not also a hexed rtb found in ante1

[modest snow]

whats rtb

[candid niche]

no, you can't be that strong

[lime remnant]

ride the car

[brittle ocean]

Are we fr

[lime remnant]

filk

companion

[brittle ocean]

Are all gifs blocked

[candid niche]

yea

[brittle ocean]

Oh lol

[candid niche]

[flat tiger]

the one time I made seance work was with 4 fingers

by made that work I mean triggering it 3 times

then selling it

[brittle ocean]

Every time I made seance work I was the president of the United States of Russia

[modest snow]

a

only tenor gifs are banned

[brittle ocean]

Ah

[flat tiger]

so server is tensist

[modest snow]

your message just can have the phrase "tenor(dot)com" in it

[brittle ocean]

So what’s the strat for sending gifs

Explain like I’m 75

[modest snow]

download them and make sure they dont say "tenor(dot)com" in them then upload it

[brittle ocean]

Ty for helping grandpa

[flat tiger]

what swash felt like:

[lime remnant]

actual cancer

how balatro feels after breaking 5 of my jack glasses

[misty mango]

The family classic

[candid niche]

th-thank you... ...rental invisible joker

rental invisible joker?

because, um... you're invisible, and a rental

oh yeah

[shy tangle]

You lost 5 glass cards?

[lime remnant]

yes bro

holy unluck

[flat tiger]

i mean you get $1 off if you instant sell on activation

[shy tangle]

This is why I don't trust glass cards

[misty mango]

Use em as budget hangmen

[flat tiger]

if you dont spam glassses like only use them 1-2 at a time they really dont break enough to be a problem within ante 8

[shy tangle]

I'd rather have The Devil turn me to gold

[candid niche]

this is something to baron mind

but i have no kings deckfixing, so

[split plinth]

guys if i use wraith while i have -$20 on credit card will it set me to $0

[mortal nimbus]

yes

[worldly barn]

It sets you to negative zero 😲

[flat tiger]

it actually does what it say!?

[split plinth]

does nothing?

[mortal nimbus]

you will be at $0 after using the card that sets you to $0

[minor portal]

grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother... I the wheel.

[flat tiger]

would be funny if hermit makes -$5 to $-10 but it doesnt

it DOESNT DO what it says!!

[mortal nimbus]

so we remove Stencil from the game as well right?

we want 0x mult

[lime remnant]

the thing is

i used it sparingly

[brittle ocean]

Hmm does stencil actually do this if you use a negative invis

[mortal nimbus]

it shows 0x (you can get negative values on the Typecast Challenge), but it just treats that as 1x

[heavy heron]

well it does actuallyyyy it doubles your money

and doubling nothing is still nothing!

[flat tiger]

doubling -5 is -10

-5 is not nothing

[heavy heron]

in terms of

actual cash?

you have 0 cash

you just merely owe money (debt)

[flat tiger]

you can double your debt

[heavy heron]

it doesn’t say it’d double your debt

it says “doubles money”

[flat tiger]

negative money is still money

[heavy heron]

doubling 0 money is 0 money

[flat tiger]

doubleing 0 is 0, doubleing -5 is not -5

[heavy heron]

no, that’s 0 money + debt

LOOLLL

[heavy heron]

so if i have 0 apples and owe someone 5 apples and i double my apples, guess what… i still have 0 apples

[flat tiger]

if i spend $20 with $0, i am at -$20, if I double my spending I am now at -$40

[heavy heron]

hermit doesn’t say “double your spending”

it says “doubles money”

[heavy heron]

so this is true

but hermit don’t do that

[flat tiger]

negative value is still a value, negative money is still money

[heavy heron]

nobody said it’s not a value

but think of this in real life? if you owe the bank $20 and you currently have $0, and someone comes to you and says “hey lemme double your money!!” you’re still getting $0

[humble gulch]

I have an average of 3 hours a day in Balatro

🐑

Bro

I guess

[warm wedge]

hey i landed on that too

gets planted

[weak relic]

Glass and steel cards

[bright fog]

i might be rng carried

[weak relic]

Then copy chad

If not, silkshoe

[humble gulch]

Good thing I'm playing bus and I don't need photochad

[weak relic]

Real

[past locust]

I talisman the club Q or crypt it

[weak relic]

Maybe trance

[weak relic]

Chicken nuggets

[humble gulch]

Better than Perkeo honestly

[weak relic]

[humble gulch]

Free win, next

[warm wedge]

nat neg chicow

[past locust]

I mean... I should wraith... Right?

I basically have no money

[humble gulch]

Ankh grimbo is beter

Ante 3, nevermind

Just skip

Free win

[humble gulch]

How much mult did grimbo had?

[past locust]

15

[humble gulch]

Only one correct answer

[deft sandal]

egg

[past locust]

Egg

[humble gulch]

Why so low

Bruh

[past locust]

No good hands, need to discard once atleast

[deft sandal]

just realised I got this guy banned lol

[past locust]

Big A got banned?

Tf happened while i was gone

[humble gulch]

He was a nuisance anyways

[deft sandal]

you can see from the message I replied to

[deft sandal]

fr

[humble gulch]

Gg

[deft sandal]

what a great riff-raff

[deft sandal]

he generated mail in rebate and square

[past locust]

I love money

[deft panther]

Should I hate or be satisfied that I scored the exact amount of the blind

[past locust]

Guh

[humble gulch]

Well, I know what I'm doing now

[past locust]

Neg Egg value fr

[deft sandal]

the synergy

[deft panther]

Holographic perishable walkie talkie is the way to go

[humble gulch]

Gg

Got needled 🐑

[vale shale]

Good morning lads.

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[deft sandal]

Nebula

[vale shale]

Neb neb

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[deft sandal]

Holy rental brainstorm

[frank grove]

Are you not doing gsg runs? I thought you just won on red 😭

[deft sandal]

fuck

[humble gulch]

I'm just playing, that green white stake run made me mad

🐊

[deft sandal]

got manacled

🦕

[frank grove]

Ahh based

[stone shell]

anaglyph is making me realize that some skips are actually quite takeable in the lategame

well thanks to anaglyph being what it is in the first place

[humble gulch]

Everything is good if you have basically infinite tries ❤️‍🩹

[stone shell]

nuh uh im not skipping boss reroll with anaglyph

[deft panther]

My blue seals just got cucked by my negative 8 ball proccing twice back to back

[knotty zodiac]

which joker is the last?

[deft panther]

No room for planet cards

[stone shell]

tribe :P

using anaglyph because the plan is skip rare tag and hope i get it

i think that searches deeper than a whole shop

[knotty zodiac]

ngl when my runs look like black black black black plasma black black plasma green black black it does get a bit repetitive x)

[frank grove]

yeah i bet 😭

[deft panther]

It should not take me 2 discards and 4 five card hands to draw one of the 5 queens in my deck

[upper spade]

Don't mind if I do.

[deft panther]

It simply shouldn't

[upper spade]

Welcome to Balatro.

[deft panther]

Darn fake rng

[upper spade]

I've had six aces before and drawn none of them.

[fringe nebula]

👍

[deft panther]

I sure would love some arcana packs or tarot cards in the shop so I can fix my deck

[rigid forge]

3rd unseeded banger of the dayyyyy (died on ante 16) :c

[vale shale]

Neb neb

[deft panther]

You would have no idea that I had 7 queens in my deck watching this run istg

I may as well sell Shoot the Moon so that the game starts only giving me the queens and I can win off 5 of a kind

[frank grove]

😭 thats funny

[upper spade]

Ignoring the rental tag.
Those have amazing synergies.

[stone shell]

spectral pack has ankh for egg trust

[upper spade]

Ggs.

[frank grove]

it has ecto for swash

[knotty zodiac]

rebate is in the buffoon pack so u can def take all 3

[frank grove]

okay 😭

[stone shell]

copy the egg!!!!

[frank grove]

🔥

[peak crest]

dude don’t even JOKE

[carmine hollow]

Loyalty card worth using in this set?

[carmine hollow]

Wee joker respect

[carmine hollow]

Supernova 26 mult on high card

[stone shell]

yeah

[peak crest]

do i take invis?

[carmine hollow]

Seeing this voucher for the first time in my life

Should i aim to lucky cards?

I play a lot of hands

So i can get a lot of money

Rocket give 5 bucks

I think yeah

[earnest mountain]

19 rounds and 0 glass cards, 0 glass jokers, 0 judgment

[carmine hollow]

Supernova at 51

I think of selling oops

Should i?

[glad scroll]

FINALLY

I've waited years for him
and i finally got him

and i got my first completionist

[knotty zodiac]

years rly?

[glad scroll]

eeeh
86 hours in game

close enough

[humble gulch]

It being foil justifies it

Foil is so good

[glad scroll]

temperance value

[subtle drum]

meow

oh hi dwayne

[glad scroll]

hi

[subtle drum]

lmao

[tardy spade]

Is the fact that you can hold a face down card to keep track of it while playing a hand an example of a quick time event?

[humble gulch]

Not really

[tardy spade]

But you have to do it before the hand finishes scoring

[subtle drum]

what is a quick time event

[tardy spade]

Just like with mime

[tardy spade]

An input you have to perform during a cutscene

[humble gulch]

You can still compare the previous position to the current one

[subtle drum]

ah

[subtle drum]

then i guess so

[tardy spade]

What about with amber acorn?

[humble gulch]

You can memorize which one it is tho

[tardy spade]

Alright fine

[humble gulch]

I guess

It's so easy it doesn't feel like one

[tardy spade]

Blueprinting marble joker then moving it to copy certificate?

In the same round

[humble gulch]

Yeah, I know

It is

[candid sparrow]

Hi

[lunar zealot]

well then!

[carmine hollow]

What a sweet surprise

My boy perkeo on ante 2

What should i go for?

[knotty zodiac]

trib goes brrrrrrr

[carmine hollow]

Looks like everyone getting legendary jimbos today!

[split condor]

lamo

[heavy heron]

baited by the seance

[lunar zealot]

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

LMAO.

oh

the crazy part is i sell yorick here

[shell dagger]

nah

trib could still fuck you, yorick can’t really

[lunar zealot]

i have dcut it's fine

[shell dagger]

there’s still a chance

[lunar zealot]

oh hey oops

[shell dagger]

pillar into plant

[lunar zealot]

that's good for my luckies

i just full skip if it's pillar anyway

[shell dagger]

plant into needle into no kings drawn

[lunar zealot]

truth nuke

in that case i'll keep a death in my pocket

[shell dagger]

tf is death gonna do if u don’t draw any kings or queen

[lunar zealot]

truth nuke

i have 2 antes left though i'll be fine surely

i just make all my shit spades since i found goad

[sturdy aurora]

o7 fun run was fun

[lunar zealot]

i thought for a fucking moment this was blueprint

could you imagine

[sturdy aurora]

I62LEBKX the baron was in one of the first couple of shops

[shell dagger]

thanks

[lunar zealot]

a7 needle

do i keep it?

maybe

[shell dagger]

ye u have acro

[lunar zealot]

lowkey hasn't procced once this run lol

just a pair wins me anyway

i sell photo come verdant leaf

[fringe nebula]

wow

[lunar zealot]

wow thanks aura

gg ez

CH22HWKX

crazy fucking seed

[median summit]

How big a change would it be if to-do looked at your deck to only pick from elligible hands?
E.g, if your deck's just kings of one suit, it can ONLY pick high card, pair, 3oak, 4oak, or F5

[knotty zodiac]

better but still swapped out as soon as one finds a rebate

[shell dagger]

yeah it would basically be unchanged in normal runs and would still be very outclassed in endless

[quaint fractal]

does ouija select rank only of cards currently on your hand or is it actually random?

like can it convert to face cards if i only have number cards on my hand?

[shell dagger]

actually random

[clear mulch]

ourple seal 🤤

the seal behind the slaughter

whats best seal in your opinion gueyeyeysys 🤔

[ember solstice]

I have been binge watching bean why does he always take the blank voucher?

[clear mulch]

after you buy it 10 times across multiple runs, you unlock the Antimatter voucher

which gives +1 joker slot

and you need to buy the blank voucher first in a run for it to appear

[misty mango]

Gambling is fun and you’re never punished for it

True fact

[ember solstice]

Oh so even after you unlock it you need buy blank voucher so that ainti matter appears?

[clear mulch]

yes!!

[clear mulch]

glad i could help 😼

[misty mango]

Think of antimatter as a level 2 blank voucher the same way other vouchers have level 1’s and 2’s

[ember solstice]

Thank you for explaining :D

[clear mulch]

why "think of it"? it just is the level 2 blank voucher

[clear mulch]

meow

[misty mango]

cause blank voucher has no effect and iirc it’s also the level 3 for every other voucher?

like if you get 3 of the same voucher in a row in a run, and buy the first two, you get a blank

[clear mulch]

you cant get 3 of the same voucher

they dont reappear

[misty mango]

I don’t think I’m confusing that with blank voucher being a placeholder like jimbo

[mortal nimbus]

Blank is the fallback voucher if no other valid voucher can spawn

[clear mulch]

meow yeah

[misty mango]

I’m aware, I’m saying it’s what would spawn if rng tried to spawn a third

[clear mulch]

no, it just cant spawn it

it spawns the others one

until theres none left

only then you only get blank vouchers

[ember solstice]

I just watched a vid where he sold all his joker and used Ankh on invisible joker and it paid off 💀

[clear mulch]

what ante

[misty mango]

It’s not the case that buying more vouchers in a run makes a blank technically more likely

[clear mulch]

only if you havent bought it before

[misty mango]

Playing for the win goes hard

[clear mulch]

as per every other voucher

think of it as a deck of voucher, when you buy a voucher, its removed from the deck and cant reappear

[misty mango]

Gotcha

[ember solstice]

It's pvp so doesn't state the ante i don't wanna count but it's at 30:10 on this vid
https://youtu.be/tYWhdjp3BZo?si=G-3WFLaEJN6I_A7z

[clear mulch]

im not that good at multiplayer anyways so i most probably wouldnt know if it was a good play or not

-# as if im good at singleplayer

-# 😢

[ember solstice]

😭 you're definitely better than me at both

[clear mulch]

mmhh oke

[strong pier]

Blast off challenge
I gambled and won

[vale widget]

Alas, the game didn't want to give me auras

Could've been much better with polychromes, maybe even holographic

[deft sandal]

guess what deck im playing on

[clear mulch]

painted

[deft sandal]

||checkered||

I thought someone would say || plasma || with all the || chips ||

[clear mulch]

i knew you wanted to trick me like that

so i was like surely its painted since they're using stuntman while going for flushes, i believe

[deft sandal]

you're too smart :)

[clear mulch]

meow

i'm too cat, actually

maow

[deft sandal]

meow

[clear mulch]

maow

[deft sandal]

HOLY HOLOCERT

that's a crazy pull

[sacred flume]

i don't know if this fits, but does anyone know how to get the asset for jimbo talking, like in the defeat screen

[deft sandal]

HOLO DOUBLE CERT

[sacred flume]

cool

shouldn't you be putting that in run discussion?

[deft sandal]

it doesn't matter

[sacred flume]

k

[deft sandal]

we've talked about this like two days ago

by we I mean this chat

[sacred flume]

k

[fringe nebula]

#🕹・run-discussion is basically #🕹・game-discussion but less chaotic and less crowded

both has the same purpose

[clear mulch]

wdym

the sprite of jimbo?

[deft sandal]

~~the chat looks too dead in #🕹・run-discussion ~~

[sacred flume]

like the dialouge box asset

[clear mulch]

oh yeah no tried that once

well

i didnt do it

maybe you could

be pro

[sacred flume]

i don't think it's in the assets

[clear mulch]

you're saying its probably drawn with code rsther than being textures?

[sacred flume]

maybe

if i was able to code, i'd probably check

or read code

[novel nymph]

my stats guys

[sacred flume]

cool

[deft sandal]

keep grinding!!

Oh no, my scoring joker is going to be shuffled :(

[strong pier]

Mine as well

[deft sandal]

gg two new gold stickers!!!!

mine, (the best hand is naneinf but everytime you naneinf, it would wiped the record :P)

[strong pier]

I think this is counting the rounds i've done in challenges as well so vampire basically just shows how long it took to beat bram poker

[thin finch]

oh boy this is road to riches

[strong pier]

I wonder though
If you have multiple copies of a card does it count twice for this?

[deft sandal]

welp 16.5x hologram gg

so close

[hearty tusk]

Am going to kill the misprint

[deft sandal]

why you killing the best +0Mult joker

[hearty tusk]

-# yes

[sharp junco]

quantity over quality🥀🙏

[hasty tendon]

🔫

[fervent haven]

guys

I had 14 nat neg jokers at once this last run lmao

prob picked up 20 total during the course of the run

also rerolled 1,500 times

[hearty tusk]

Why is it so naranja

[dapper ferry]

What does this means

2(2) ?

[stone pine]

ghot deck or plasma deck to win orange stake easier?

[clear mulch]

2, your best one and (2) your current one

[dapper ferry]

Oh okay.
But i dont think ive won twice in a row
I think i won lost and won.

Question?

[digital pewter]

helll yeahhhhh

3 guess balatrodle win

[clear mulch]

this is why i never fucking play on white stake fml

[digital pewter]

lmao

[zenith thunder]

hit the road time?

[ember solstice]

I never really used rocket is it that good ?

[echo sphinx]

is good ye

[thin finch]

only take it when in early ante to build up

[ember solstice]

Hopefully I can find it early one these game i mostly use rebate

[thin finch]

never picking rocket when maybe im like ante 3 or 4... and above

[ember solstice]

That or golden ticket

[sharp junco]

guh

🍐

[echo sphinx]

mars 2nd nice

guh

[thin finch]

ive yet to see do a successful run with obelisk on a golden stake

[sharp junco]

yeah considering when obelisk comes viable you already beat it's potential

[thin finch]

id probably never touch hit the road or campfire

[sharp junco]

because what does x5 or x6 mult matter when youve already got more than dat

[dapper ferry]

?

[echo sphinx]

lol

idk ask eva

[echo sphinx]

i think only 5 jokers can match this

[ember solstice]

It's your current win streak (2) also happens to be your highest

[echo sphinx]

and 2 of them are legendaries

[sharp junco]

and the others are uncommon

[echo sphinx]

lemme count

[sharp junco]

idunno

[dapper ferry]

Yeah ikr
But i have not won twice in a row probably

Maybe won lost and won again

[echo sphinx]

canio
yorick
obelisk
road
campfire
hologram
constellation
madness
vampire (?)

[sharp junco]

mime and a whole lotta steel + steel joker is like x3+ mult for the steel joker when youre at ante 6 something

and the mime does the rest

[ember solstice]

It's say your current win streak is 2 you must won one bef your current one too

[echo sphinx]

steel joker mime is certainly a choice

[sharp junco]

u gotta do with what u gotta do

it all comes down to econ really because you have creative mode if you have strong econ

[dapper ferry]

Yeah
Maybe i don’t remember
Thanks anyways

[echo sphinx]

one obelisk has to be more common than steel joker, mime and a ridiculous amount of chariots

[sharp junco]

thats why I like ghost deck because immolate 3 times and cryptid 3 times and youve got half your deck being steel

[echo sphinx]

imagine getting immolate 3 times holy hell

[sharp junco]

well not in a row

but it pops up in the shop more than i would like

[echo sphinx]

om

[sharp junco]

i destroyed all 52 cards before ante 8 on gold stake ghost deck because i decided erosion was peak

and then i died

[ember solstice]

I end going glass build on ghost most time if id immolate 3 times if prob run out of cards 😭

[sharp junco]

the gamble of whether your singular polychrome steel red seal king gets destroyed in your immolate is what fuels both my hatred and love for immolate

[ember solstice]

Immolate garanteed destroy red seal kings I'm telling you 😭

[sharp junco]

thats why u gotta select the card before immolating, it gives it immunity /j

[ember solstice]

Immolate not destroying card I want has same odds as wheel of fortune actually hitting and getting polychrome 😭

Aka 0 for both

[solid bronze]

i need more sleep i tried to put a devil on 2 cards second ago

[clear mulch]

im so done

[solid bronze]

buisness card hit 4 out of 5 times

[clear mulch]

nvm tarot cards saved me

[solid bronze]

okay

[clear mulch]

why would you ever want this

[solid bronze]

temperence value

[clear mulch]

you cant block cards anymore

in shops

[solid bronze]

i mean i am hologram maxxing

[clear mulch]

not that kind of cards

you'd get so many dupes

[solid bronze]

i mean i rerolled, took voucher and standard pack anyway

[cloud sinew]

showman will just make your shops and packs worse for a chance at making them better

[solid bronze]

hallucination just blessed me with hermit

[clear mulch]

my deck

[solid bronze]

who put stuff into my hallucination why is it hitting every time

[clear mulch]

why would it not

who said it doesnt hit 🤑

[solid bronze]

my beloved combo

[clear mulch]

stone joker's missing

[solid bronze]

and dna

[clear mulch]

and me

im missinf

[knotty zodiac]

feelin lucky

[olive raptor]

Blueprint is devastating with these two

[solid bronze]

hallucination went silent

[solid bronze]

marble spawns cards

stone gives chips

[clear mulch]

ehhh you geeet what i meaaaann

[solid bronze]

close enough

[clear mulch]

bluestorm mod 🥹

[cloud sinew]

sorry twin

+312 square, x3 hologram. taking soul over either would be a mistake

[clear mulch]

omg i havent played without the joker stickers in runs in so long

its so much better i have to say

the stickers' info box is distracting

i'll turn them on if i have to get C++ in gold stake runs

[wild lagoon]

Finally, after long I have beaten gold stake for the first time

[clear mulch]

gg

[ember solstice]

Did you use bloodstone?

[clear mulch]

if you used bloodstone i might know why it took long

[ember solstice]

😭

[wild lagoon]

my joker lineup

[solid bronze]

ABSOLUTE DEVIOUS SHOP

[ember solstice]

I have trust issues with bloodstone unless I have dice

[clear mulch]

even then, two joker slots is too much for me

[cloud sinew]

was it against leaf...?

[solid bronze]

perfect 10x holo

[wild lagoon]

I originally did have hanging chad but I had to sell it due to final boss blind

[solid bronze]

easiest blue stake i ever did

[ember solstice]

Yeah ancient joker with wild card much more reliable ngl

[heavy grotto]

hi everyone, pretty new to the game! i'm really enjoying it!
With the green deck im' stucked on the purple stack (several times close to beat ante8)
how can i improve my games? is there any guide or channel with general plans to study a bit?
thanks in advance for your support

[wild lagoon]

I ditched bloodstone and I ditched flush hands

Went for two pair hands, vast improvement

[clear mulch]

i'd reccomed checking out @quasi seal aka Balatro University

[wild lagoon]

yea

[solid bronze]

DAMNIT i missed marble

[clear mulch]

oops didnt mean to ping

[cloud sinew]

why was parei to the left of trousers? /genq
optimal scoring would be parei to the right because of the poly

[clear mulch]

they have many guides on the game

[wild lagoon]

ngl ngl i forgot parei was poly

because that is a very good point you make

[heavy grotto]

ok thank you! 😊

[cloud sinew]

depending on how much of your score was from trousers vs baron and photo, it was likely better to sell trousers instead of chad

[ember solstice]

Trousers must been high for you to sell chad instead of it

[wild lagoon]

my trouses was +54

I had gotten trousers early game

like maybe ante 2 if I remember correctly

[ember solstice]

What was base mult for 2 pair ?

[cloud sinew]

im not trying to nitpick btw, im asking so that either I can learn something or you can. if you did something for a reason i didnt think of, then i learned something, and vice versa

[solid bronze]

WE GOT EM

[wild lagoon]

oh nah i completely understand brother i just genuinely forgot wheel of fortune had made parei into poly

[clear mulch]

sell holo

i mean

hallucination

lol

[solid bronze]

i sold roffle in the corner instead

[clear mulch]

oh okay

[wild lagoon]

base mult for two pair had gotten up to 10

level 9 two pair

[clear mulch]

show your deck

[ember solstice]

I swear brainstorm from not a cute girl no way i didn't notice that bef

[clear mulch]

its the lesbian mod

bluestorm

[solid bronze]

would i rather get temperence, temperence from a fool or both? hm

[ember solstice]

Yurii !! I need this

[solid bronze]

brainstorm and yuribalala 💪

[clear mulch]

get them both 😼

moneey

[clear mulch]

wait what is yuribalala

i need to know

[solid bronze]

and in fool next reroll? temperence

[wild lagoon]

my deck

[solid bronze]

adds "blueprint's gf" to brainstorm and "brainstorm's gf" to blueprint

[wild lagoon]

messages are sending slow

[clear mulch]

why did you get baron with only 4 kings

well aside from that

[wild lagoon]

🤷

i am not very good at deck optimization

[clear mulch]

prob was better to sell hanging chad

[ember solstice]

Does bocchi the dia make your face card bocchi the rock character?

[cloud sinew]

should have an apostrophe smh

[clear mulch]

i mean

trousers

[wild lagoon]

it broke my heart to sell it

[solid bronze]

bocchi the diamonds change ace to jack as btr girls yeah

[ember solstice]

Peak

[solid bronze]

i don't have any diamond queens, however it's kita

[clear mulch]

wait what is the icon for Bluestorm supposed to be

what pills are those

[solid bronze]

pills are nso over hearts

[cloud sinew]

:( shouldve been E

[solid bronze]

idk why it got onto bluestorm but it got

[clear mulch]

yeah i thought it was that at first but then i was like "arent those blue"

[ember solstice]

Why haven't you enable it all cards or all suits !?

[hardy moss]

Bro what are the odds

[cloud sinew]

😭

[clear mulch]

grimbo...

[hardy moss]

3 10 of diamonds

[solid bronze]

on spades and diamonds i have btr, clubs is for lucky star and then hearts for nso

[tranquil cedar]

it's being served to me on a silver platter

[clear mulch]

oh you know it

[cloud sinew]

i already have +mult semi-sorted, and chips jokers are rarer. im going square

[clear mulch]

you're right

[wispy pulsar]

this game is literally brotato

[spring radish]

anyone here wanna play balatro multiplayer battleroyale

[clear mulch]

this game is literally balatro

[hardy moss]

Literally poker

[spring radish]

this game is literally not balala

[hardy moss]

With slay the spire

[spring radish]

or 2v2

[hardy moss]

They should add more challenges to the game

[wispy pulsar]

poker + brotato = Balatro , ( anyone who has played Brotato knows what iam talkin abt)

[solid bronze]

funny run shoutout to the guy that gives +10 mult for 2pair and todolist

[clear mulch]

now that i think about it, has anyone made a rouge rougelite?

[ember solstice]

I have played it :D
So don't worry someone gets your jokes at least

[hardy moss]

What’s the difference between rougelite and roguelike

[wispy pulsar]

I bought the game to just try it and I am already 2 hours in

[clear mulch]

Rougelites are games like balatro, with meta progression and such. Rougelikes are game that are exactly like Rouge

[wispy pulsar]

i have no idea

[solid bronze]

tonight we're doing 2pair

[cloud sinew]

no

[wispy pulsar]

Roguelikes are very hard and roguelite are easy ?

[solid bronze]

balatro is lowkey gifting me tonight

[cloud sinew]

otherwise there would be basically no roguelikes, which i dont think would make very much sense.

roguelites have a much stronger focus on metaprogression than roguelikes

[clear mulch]

i mean, i didnt mean literally the same as rouge

[wispy pulsar]

whats meta progression

[clear mulch]

i used the wrong words

[deft sandal]

Watch the Gross Michael be gone next round and Cavendish shows up immediately

[deft sandal]

The Michael is so Gross

[solid bronze]

ante 3 and it's still here

[cloud sinew]

progression between runs, not just within runs;
unlocking things, upgrading things, etc

[deft sandal]

😔

[clear mulch]

actually it's Gros Michel 🤓

[wispy pulsar]

oh like hades

[cloud sinew]

yeah

[deft sandal]

I don’t care, it is a Michael that’s Gross🥀

[cloud sinew]

the only modern "true roguelike"s are spelunky and spelunky 2

as theres no meta progression

[clear mulch]

thats so gross

laugh track plays

[deft sandal]

Fr

[clear mulch]

seinfeild theme plays

[wispy pulsar]

now whats a true roguelike ? where u only upgrade within runs?

[cloud sinew]

yeah

[deft sandal]

I feel like Gross Michael disappearing happens more than 8 ball triggering

[solid bronze]

i have pants, banana, faceless and 2 drunk guys

[cloud sinew]

drunk guards

[deft sandal]

Why you have two drunkards 💀

[unique ledge]

big mikey

[deft sandal]

or drunk cards you might say

[solid bronze]

invis

who spiked my banana with cement why is it immortal

[tranquil cedar]

eternal banana

[cloud sinew]

RED CARD

LETS GOOOO

[deft sandal]

Selling invis without selling drunkard🥀

[zenith thunder]

was gonna be a htr run with 9 jacks 11 10s
and then i got trib ante 5

[solid bronze]

it's ante 4 it's still here

[clear mulch]

hrt

[wild lagoon]

i swear i’ve only ever gotten cavendish once despite how many times gros micheal has gone extinct

[deft sandal]

Great, another Gross Michael Gold sticker run

[tranquil cedar]

one time mine lasted till ante 8

died on big blind

[clear mulch]

i mean, theres a lot of commons

its hard to get the one

[zenith thunder]

can cavendish appear off riff raff?

[clear mulch]

if gros michel went extinct then yes

[brittle ocean]

Yes

[zenith thunder]

alr

thx

[clear mulch]

okay, NERD

[solid bronze]

another

seriously i need Xmult

can that banana explode alr

[iron mountain]

Why wait till it explodes if u can sell it for money..

[deft sandal]

Just wanna show you one of my best worst pull in a standard pack

[clear mulch]

cavendish

[solid bronze]

caven

[deft sandal]

Or worst best pull

[tranquil cedar]

wow... this is such a cool shop guys

[clear mulch]

no its good

just make 7s

[deft sandal]

Yea, it’s good, but it’s on the worst card

[tranquil cedar]

strength:

[solid bronze]

THIS SEED IS ALLERGIC TO XMULT

[clear mulch]

you dont have to make a build centered around a good rank

just make it centered around a rank

[deft sandal]

At least I beat the run and get two new gold stickers

[clear mulch]

get the money

[iron mountain]

I genuinely wonder what people post on #ceremonial-dagger

[solid bronze]

i lost as i couldn't pull a 2pair

[deft sandal]

I ended up building towards 7 of diamonds 💀

[clear mulch]

scams

[tranquil cedar]

nothing

[solid bronze]

curse you non dying banana

[tranquil cedar]

at least not people

[solid bronze]

DAMNIT

[tranquil cedar]

eternal banana

[clear mulch]

i just clicked the channel redirect and saw 2 scams disappear in front of me

[brittle ocean]

I hear if you type “echo” in there it’ll show you the last message

[deft sandal]

Trust buffoon pack have credit card

[glossy forge]

Photo instead of JJ?

[solid bronze]

it had

[iron mountain]

Rlly? Lemme try

[glossy forge]

Jj is at +18

[iron mountain]

…

[solid bronze]

wow

[clear mulch]

JJ from fnaf

[brittle ocean]

I’ve never seen it before 😔

[brittle ocean]

How did it go?

[iron mountain]

Bad, got banned

[brittle ocean]

Rip

[clear mulch]

me when i spread misinformation on the internet

[deft sandal]

Damn, my favourite +0 Mult joker and foiled again

[brittle ocean]

I hope no one actually goes and sends a message in there cause of it 😂

[clear mulch]

its actually a "show next card" joker

[solid bronze]

what am i doing

[clear mulch]

space joker is good

[brittle ocean]

Does that mod actually show the next mult

[iron mountain]

Best thing u can get is an eternal negative egg

[deft sandal]

Curiosity kills the lucky cat🥀

[clear mulch]

nooo curiosity stop killing felines

[cloud sinew]

:(

[clear mulch]

animal abuse

[solid bronze]

space joker can you work

[echo sphinx]

rip

[clear mulch]

next time will be better 👍👍👍

[cloud sinew]

there is one that shows you RNG outcomes, but this one doesnt at base iirc

[deft sandal]

Gotta wake him up to lock in

[echo sphinx]

barely possible scoring with grabber ahh

[deft sandal]

Like threaten to sell him

[solid bronze]

my space man is dead

[cloud sinew]

holy shit

CCITBP

[hearty tusk]

Is beating the ever living shit out of green joker the answer to all my mistakes

[clear mulch]

i hate how most of my gold stake runs are mostly me barely surviving, ending in me losing

[solid bronze]

sold him for abstract

[clear mulch]

no, its a good joker 👍

[echo sphinx]

holy credit card

lmao this look so dumb and yet sensible

[hearty tusk]

Tell that to my 15TH LOST BLACK DECK GOLD STAKE RUN in a row

[deft sandal]

Why you even playing black deck gold stake

[clear mulch]

i got two the final boss blind on black deck gold stake like 5 times and lost all of them

[iron mountain]

Cope.. didnt have enough money for the riffraff

[hearty tusk]

I am a masochist

[solid bronze]

another banana time

[hearty tusk]

#beatmyasswithastick

[solid bronze]

sell space man
lucky instantly give 20 balatro dollars

[echo sphinx]

this poor victim is about to face the drip drop balatorture

[solid bronze]

banana died instantly and hook didn't discard my gold card

[clear mulch]

credit card

[hearty tusk]

Cavendish in the next shop mayhaps

[iron mountain]

Oh ur right

[echo sphinx]

and then it breaks

[solid bronze]

1.2 steel

[iron mountain]

We all know that cavendish aint ever showing up

[hearty tusk]

Thatll be the funniest thing ever

[clear mulch]

so useful

[tranquil cedar]

stone worth here? I'd say no but idk

[echo sphinx]

yes

[brittle ocean]

10% of the way to a cavendish

[tranquil cedar]

(gram is at 1 lmao)

[clear mulch]

just 5 cards, no

and you have to sell one of your jokers

[hearty tusk]

Meh

[echo sphinx]

yeah u definitely want that stone lol

what hand is this

[tranquil cedar]

yeah that's why

[brittle ocean]

I’m inclined to also say yes stone

[clear mulch]

its perishable

[solid bronze]

thanks

[echo sphinx]

5 stones

[brittle ocean]

Get hologram to 2.25 then sell

[echo sphinx]

rhats 2.25 hologram

[tranquil cedar]

yeah but I'd have to sell something else

[clear mulch]

thats what im saying

[brittle ocean]

Probably wouldn’t want stone for too long anyway

[echo sphinx]

we can discuss which to sell

[tranquil cedar]

green or arrow

cus stone is already chips

[clear mulch]

how much is green at

[echo sphinx]

green so u can stop thinking :thonk:

[tranquil cedar]

like 20 ish

a little lower

[echo sphinx]

how mich is spare

[clear mulch]

how much are your hands at

[tranquil cedar]

haven't really been scoring big

so idk

[brittle ocean]

What’s arrowhead doing there

[tranquil cedar]

I'm purposely throwing

[tranquil cedar]

chips

[brittle ocean]

Are you playing flush

[tranquil cedar]

2pair

[echo sphinx]

arrowhead looking kinda weak

[solid bronze]

would you rather
0 mult or 0 mult

[echo sphinx]

but i want to know the spare trouser mult

[brittle ocean]

Id probably ditch the arrowhead

[clear mulch]

the non eternal 0 mult

[tranquil cedar]

50 ish

probably more

[echo sphinx]

grimbo kinda a fraud damn

[clear mulch]

sell grimbo then

[echo sphinx]

arrow or grimbo thats my recommendation

[tranquil cedar]

got it kinda late and been using a purple seal

[tranquil cedar]

sure

[brittle ocean]

Grimbo is foil tho

[clear mulch]

thought you were like at a lot with grimbo

[tranquil cedar]

aight I'm killing the green

[solid bronze]

tarots do not exist

[tranquil cedar]

thanks y'all

[echo sphinx]

rip grimbo

u will be missed

[clear mulch]

so true

[iron mountain]

Limbo

[tranquil cedar]

🕊️

[clear mulch]

thunk invented them

[hearty tusk]

Somebody kill odd todd

[clear mulch]

done

[hearty tusk]

Thank you

[echo sphinx]

do you wish u can cast Devil on a piece of rock and become rich

[brittle ocean]

I was about to ask whether that’s red or orange stake then remembered what started the conversation in the first place 🫡

[calm furnace]

this was funny

i heard you like straights

[echo sphinx]

diabolical double Order

[clear mulch]

he's bisexual

[solid bronze]

IMMORTAL BANANA 3

[hearty tusk]

Men😋

[cloud sinew]

AAAH

[brittle ocean]

Watch the banana die on round 24

[hearty tusk]

I apologize for my actions

[solid bronze]

banana that gives 20 balatro dollars whenever you play lucky 9 of diamonds and then explode instantly

[clear mulch]

its okay to be gay 👍

[echo sphinx]

rip wat happenwd

[hearty tusk]

Men😋🤤

And women

Anyonw can get it ngl

[clear mulch]

it's okay to be pansexual too 👍

[hearty tusk]

As long as they are an adult and consent

[deft sandal]

One of the most useless boss blind when your build doesn’t require card triggering

[cloud sinew]

no xmult.
I couldnt afford to drop riff because of the foil, but that meant my econ was stunted (left a rebate) and im not finding as many supplementady scoring sources.
I find const but only got it to 1.1x in that same shop before dying next round

[deft sandal]

And a even more useless boss blind is this:

[clear mulch]

for constellation you need good econ

or yuri

[hearty tusk]

What does he even do

[echo sphinx]

what the fuck

[echo sphinx]

r i p

[cloud sinew]

2 slots for stickers smh

[deft sandal]

Well, I love a holo cert run

[echo sphinx]

no +mult from riff is diabolical

[clear mulch]

everybody's got their ways

[solid bronze]

balatro.

[cloud sinew]

im meaning that you have 2 certs which are stickered already, so you couldve carried 2 more stickers if they turned up

[deft sandal]

Yea, fair

[clear mulch]

thats balatro

[echo sphinx]

makes for beter screenshot

[solid bronze]

oh my god

[deft sandal]

I don’t think so pal, that might be Minecraft tbh

[hearty tusk]

Sounds like chess to me

[echo sphinx]

lol rip

[tranquil cedar]

okay so I died IMMEDIATELY after selling green

[clear mulch]

everytime i read "oh my god" in Chris Griffin's voice

[tranquil cedar]

crazy

[sly bolt]

hello chat I'm pretty new to the game, how do I unlock the scribbled joker?

[hearty tusk]

I read it in Huggbees'

[clear mulch]

i read it

[solid bronze]

game that turns you into soup if you try to get 2 flushes

[hearty tusk]

Guy who made those shitpost "how its made" videos

[solid bronze]

i don't know who created purple stake but i hate it

[clear mulch]

i forgot 😈 😈

[sly bolt]

:<

[deft sandal]

I read that as Peter Griffin lmao

[solid bronze]

constellation heaven

[clear mulch]

you mean in his voice?

[hearty tusk]

Turn my brain into mush daddy jimbo

[tranquil cedar]

2, 3, 4

[deft sandal]

Yea

[clear mulch]

lol

[solid bronze]

yeah sure

eternal riffraff episode i forgot

[clear mulch]

i see what joker you have 😭

[hearty tusk]

I skip everything on the first ante when on gs cuz am fucking insane

[clear mulch]

is anything going your way

[tranquil cedar]

yes you are

[solid bronze]

no

[clear mulch]

check again

a truck is coming

in your way

straight towards you

[hearty tusk]

Where is that one gif with a girl from that horse fuggass gacha bullshit game who got her long ahh tongue out waving

[solid bronze]

OH MY GOD

[deft sandal]

This is in my head when I saw “Oh my god”

[echo sphinx]

easy lol

[solid bronze]

lusty? wrong, heart debuff
sharp? wrong, needle

[hearty tusk]

This reads like a medical report

[deft sandal]

Just find a burger

[clear mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1403718819859398668/1501548062399528981/attachment.mp4?ex=69fc791b&is=69fb279b&hm=6230863ebd2f15b20a776ea6a64682992eed011645311d55eb426558701da8b7&

[echo sphinx]

post mortem report "his heart got debuffed"

[solid bronze]

balatro and shotgun (by sabaton) isn't a good combo

[clear mulch]

Shotgun Jimbo

[solid bronze]

greenbo save me

NO discards allowed

and i get the hook as a boss

[cloud sinew]

sorry bus 🥀

[echo sphinx]

i would take ngl

[clear mulch]

eternal stickers haunt me

[deft sandal]

A few days ago, someone who was in this server hated the grimbo, can you believe that?

(I definitely didn’t get him banned after)

-# for a different reason of course

[cloud sinew]

$11 for nothing

[solid bronze]

ante 6 and i have half a braincell remaining

banana number four

[deft sandal]

I would definitely take it for a ride (Get it? 😉

[echo sphinx]

doubling hand scaling is pretty good methink

[solid bronze]

wait maybe changing music will help me win

[cloud sinew]

not when it costs me $11 and I have no econ besides interest, my green joker is at +50, and it would require me to not score face cards to maintain that scaling

[deft sandal]

I want to ask something, does your username mean you still have 142 jokers yet to have gold stickers or you already have 142

[solid bronze]

and banana exploded right after the boss

[echo sphinx]

already142

[deft sandal]

Oh

[echo sphinx]

im slow lol

[cloud sinew]

yay baseball

[echo sphinx]

ic

[echo sphinx]

holy

[cloud sinew]

its only a slight improvement

[echo sphinx]

and cert owo

[deft sandal]

grimbo should be uncommon tbh

[cloud sinew]

that would be worse for my scoring

[solid bronze]

the line

[deft sandal]

Credit card gamba

[solid bronze]

are you for real game

[echo sphinx]

hows the seal situation like tho

[deft sandal]

Bad Apple😭

[cloud sinew]

i have a blue seal

[echo sphinx]

o

[solid bronze]

well, angry birds rap gotta do as music

[deft sandal]

Angry bird? Music?

[keen wind]

the cooler daniel

[solid bronze]

3 hermits in a row, cool

4

[cloud sinew]

peak

[iron mountain]

You got this and i get the stupidest run ive had so far (first one of the day)

[solid bronze]

i'm a stupid idiot and died by playing full house

[keen wind]

2 stencils and a missed photochad :(

[buoyant stratus]

Oh ok

[iron mountain]

Ante 1 first shop i get an eternal egg, later on the 2nd ante i get another eternal egg and i reroll into ANOTHER eternal egg

[buoyant stratus]

If you say so

[iron mountain]

AND now I sell my holographic raised fist to maybe get smth else from buffoon pack (since im hopeless) and the game gives me the same joker but now without holographic and with perishable and rental

[knotty zodiac]

why did you take 3 eternal eggs

[iron mountain]

I didnt say i took them

I just got them in my shop

[solid bronze]

now only mime left

[cloud sinew]

peak

[solid bronze]

i think i wait for mime with this invis

well i popped it now

FINALLY

[bronze ermine]

Sorry to interrupt, Do I sell the Wee Joker or do I sell hanging Chadd?

[solid bronze]

chad, as you're moving onto baronmime i think

[keen wind]

depends if you wanna keep the chad to farm lucky cards, or leave wee for scoring

the wheel hit it too, damn

[deft sandal]

if you're aiming fo endless, probably get out of the chad then slowly get out of the wee

well tbf, i would sell both to get the juggler

[bronze ermine]

He wants to get back in already lol

[solid bronze]

well i died but it was a good run

[bronze ermine]

No fucking way

[solid bronze]

i stood up and started singing moves like jagger

[solid bronze]

showman for wee, take reroll surplus

[keen wind]

bye flushes I guess

[clear mulch]

mone 🤤

[solid bronze]

it's ante 3 and my only joker is green

hook spared my blue seal

i hate purple stake sm

JUST HOW UNLUCKY DOES ONE GET

[buoyant stratus]

Showman instead of hanging Chad?

[calm furnace]

why

oh

endless

[buoyant stratus]

Yeah

Got perkeo+baron+blueprint back to back

[solid bronze]

i'd say normal photo for showman

[buoyant stratus]

Oh yeah it's objectively better

I'm stupid

[cedar sable]

surprised that i didn't first try this

[tranquil cedar]

sell everything for showman

[buoyant stratus]

Mmm

I may have not noticed how much money I had