#🕹・game-discussion
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LEBROOOOOON
ABSOLUTE FACE CARD
My eco is mad cooked
my eco is lucky card procs
Black deck aint shit
holy shit
It was always photochad
photochad but a step up
I have a grand total of 2 lucky cards in deck...
welp
does anybody know of any balatro podcasts?
venus day
they united
found two more colas whilst rolling what do we think these stupid negatives are going to be 😭
photo sock and sly
PFT LMAO misprint and idol 😭
Not stickering?
i should be doin C+ but i'm goofin around
I'm never going to do C+ again
is it that bad
I'm in the middle of c+ + but I'll never do another C+ again
x5.2 steel joker in 8 ante run is crazy
I will never sit through nebula deck again
nebula was not that bad imo
defo better than black deck
nebula is very low in the ranking in terms of fun
nebula deck is like what if balatro was less variety, you had less control over your options, and the most boring option was more prevalent
The playstyle that nebula encourages is already the most efficient play style for almost any deck so it just ends up being the most boring deck by far imo
a few more cards and i'm fully idol
i think it would be more fitting if nebula was start with planet merchant and telescope idk
I feel like this might be the run I beat green stake
This would make it worse
it will
unless you mean the consumable slot would be given back
but at that point you're just using a third of zodiac deck
i think its distinct enough from zodiac
rock and stone
average modded run
since zodiac is just better shops but this telescope would lean into planet spam
horse
also the telescope sort of negates any benefit you would get from the planet merchant
trying to get all jokers before my pc crashes
why have more planets appear in shop if you can't even block with them for packs
rahhhhh does anyone wanna playyyyy 2v2 multiplayer balatroooooooo
use your skills with your teammate to kill the other team
the point was to have a more thematic downside
very funny game
Which one do I take?
and i actually got to use the idol 🔥
I'm thinking black hole
wee is so small you can't even fit One DNA in him!!! A biological marvel!!!
Y 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
black hole or talisman
blergh
You could deja Vu the lucky card or you could just take the black hole
genetically modified wee
should the dice go now
we have bigger elephants to fry here
I can still use nova abit before selling
wtf is that sock
bad apple
I did black hole that felt better and more basic
is it always moving
down vote
with Aura you could make it move
Do I skip here for the sake of playing less cards for boss blind?
so should i sell the dice or nah
i wonder if someone's already done this
nvm we're so back
if supernova made a big enough difference to bump your score in the big blind then youre losing $3 anyway which is worse :P
unless youre going into boss blind and- nevermind
cuz sock, brainstorm, idol and trib are staying right and now the dilemma between sock or bloodstone
the oops is worth the least scoring
oops is my econ if you think about it
That's the thing, I haven't thought about it
🦓 I'm just pulling this off the top of my head
$10
i think bloodstone goes since i want to do glass long term anyway
you have 165 dollars i think you'll survive-
if you're doing glass long term then don't you want to not break it
yeah behead oops
you dont lose econ you just """"half""" the gain
or showman
halve
got my econ back
Take this over rocket? My rocket is currently at 5 as well and am already at ante 6
un tung
And the 1.5x mult is nice
without oops i'm suddenly scoring more
sorry i cant multitask beign good and english and balatroing
ok this was stupid and so so dumb but cmon its kinda fun
seems fine, you only lose like $12 over the course of the run from here
(typo intentional)
That seems fine for a 1.5x multi
benign*
ouija gaming
begninging
ouija sigil in the same pack you got to have fun sometimes
what about immolate + showman immolate
I HAVE A SINGULAR ACE IN MY DECK.
Time to ask this question again: if you could choose a joker from The collection to start a run with, what would the best starting joker be?
cert
🔥
the urge to say vagabond
let's go legendary
depends on deck really
always legendary
does it
its not actually always since its so heavily skewed for faces but we love gambling anyway
sometimes you want econ sometimes mult yadayada, the answer is showman for me tho is trading card
trading cart sure
Ill go constellation
ive had an ante 1 vagabond and that guy cooked like a street food vendor
Cuz i like constellation
hes really strong as an early pull
Constellation is fun
thanks showman
I like constellation
actually I could see if like Yorick was the best choice on Red Deck but not on black deck i guess
egotistical showman, as always
best choice for red deck is obviously burglar
Doesn't matter if you lose
holy shit
pretty good for green deck methinks
gotta take the hermit you're 4 dollars before interest
O lawd
how do i score more without oops
Bro wtf even is ts 😭🙏
thanks showman 2
Do it
😭 what
luckily it was brainstorm that got negative
Yay
💔💔💔
LOOK WHO CAME BACK FROM THE GRAVE, OOPS.
look i know its a terrible choice but im doing it for the love of the game
Bye bye showman
RAAAH NEGATIVE EGG
and I lost because of greed
PEAK✌️
Negative giftcard on the way
wallahi i am dead
the hook is NOT random
Lmfao
THE JUDGEMENT WAS ANOTHER OOPS
Roffle seed
ok it crasheed
and the stone was 5 of spades
Probably a mod
JOJO REF
worth it ✌️
enjoy or smth
Dead
there's like 3 wees alongside the way
Dead run
Perkolator
almost seems like its valentines with the amount of pairs
Boom shakalaka
i know i didnt oneshot shhhh im vibeplaying
Y 3 of a kind
Decided to go with it cuz couldn't find an opening for both High card or Idol. Baron came in soo late that run
This is such a good card for this build as well
He didn't 1shot in checkered deck🥀
K cool
Current situation on the run
baronchad 🔥
Naneinf when?!
Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.
ghost
Alr did back then. But this run ain't gonna naneinf lmao
👻
Ik I was jk
I love you for this because I've been getting plenty of black and zodiac runs
people dont read these days huh
Tbf 60% of the people here don't usually check profiles
If baron and mime came early and I kept the six sense I had earlier then I would've had the change to naneinf using perkeo baron
They just wanna talk and converse with each other
i just say they when idk
And cryptid yea
I crashed the game 2 times in the same run btw
Damn
Bro FUCK the plant like I swear to god
I hate that fucking boss with a PASSIONNNN😭🙏
level one hands btw
numbered glass is your friend
I didn’t even have that bro I kept rerolling for a luchador but like to ZERO avail 💔🙏
goldstake.png
ya most of the plant planning starts before the plant ante 🙁
:)
cert holo goes brrr
on black of all is diabolical
Black stake here we go
square carry as usual
Unseeded
wow ok
RIGHT AT THE LAST MOMENT 😭
strush dream anyone
Square + I think green joker iirc? The one with +1 multi for each played hand and -1 multi for each discard
wow ive never seen this guy negative
yeah thats green
square my beloved tho
yep square green xmult
the classic 🍐 run
Straight?! In gold stake?!
🔥
Is it time for a face card run?
Not so early dude
Okay so just get buffoon?
Preferably
good morning
🔥
Alr bruh srry
😭
🥀
And?
Quite the jokers to end ante 1 with
@grim quest
straights are the GOATTT
i love straights
based based based
I SAID SRRY 😭
i took a greedy mega spectral on my last run and got ouija sigil in the same pack and flush fived it all run that was funky, back to straight maxing though
ur good!
ggez wheres my seance now
manavle
does anyone??
MICHEL
ante 1, only skip for investment and dont skip for manacle/hook/pillar
why would skipping for pillar be bad lol
they could
still not worth skipping for
but I would 100% skip for the investment tag, especially depending on what you get in the first shop
no scoring into pillar is kinda scary
well
abandoned is in top 5 for sure, but I feel like magic and ghost deck are better in earlygame
ig double skip is doable
when you skip on pillar you have fewer cards disabled
but thats mostly irrelevant considering you'd have a hexed joker from first shop
I definitely would not double Skip
I don't play for straights😭
fair i didnt consider ghost
and you will win with telescope
negative shortcut + telescope is an auto-win there
no doubt
(dont take telescope until straight count is highest or at end of ante)
you were rewarded for the misplay of skipping by getting an unstickered shortcut
use the shortcut and win
Ecto too risky right?
talisman is better anyways
ecto with straights in particular is awful
its probably fine with shortcut but talisman is just guaranteed money
but in general a bit skeptical of taking ecto
and you still have 2 open slots no need for ecto
Emmo
nice
yo what hand do i genuinely play with abandoned
nice youre almost at interest cap now
3oak, 4oak, straight
i like straights
you can also do pairslop on abandoned (hahaa)
Useless shortcut
ya pairs work everywhere
no shortcut slander pls 💔
time to play straights ig
In this case
blueseal on straight flush 🤤
emotional support jonkler
Which Joker should I sell for the blueprint slot?
flush sucks 🥁
and bc strushes are barely worth playing x)
Photograph since I talismaned the king?
Violet vongcloud vessel
take
photo is an ok seat warmer
woah
you can now spawn 4 jokers
Definetely buffoon pack
wait...
im fine with anything here right
photo + telescope straight is pretty good don't ya think?
yes
i wouldnt have enough money if i didnt use delayed gratification
except perkeo cuz fuck perkeo
peak
ANTE 3 LAST SHOP
Is this ghost deck
ya youre right seat warmer is underselling it
usually something better comes along but xmult is xmult
based on what
ya
mark ig
You got an eternal baron, hexed it, got an ankh ante 2, then invis joker ante 3
Or is it ankh ante 1
gng
abandoned deck is better for straights, a smaller range of ranks → more straights drawn
Telescope value
this is my 2nd invis this run
:3
also, smaller deck in general → more straights
hex would be funny \
Oh no ankh
do you not deckfix for straights by cutting out the ends if you start with a full deck
yea, and the face cards are on the high end
do i take ecto?
i dont usually trim jacks
oop
its only blue stake btw
i'd say laugh at this guy but i may be running into an issue
runner is a fine pair joker
it provides the missing chips that pairs need
Strength?
also the bootstraps was a necessary pickup please dont kill me for taking eternal boots
boss reroll skip if thats whats killing you
ok i got popcorn for now
usually i hold strength for tough blinds or i try to make more 7 or 6 with them (for straight)
make more..... 6 or 7
6 or 7
7s are a bit better imo, thats why i listed first
Guess imma save the strength for 6s or 7s
I usually go for high straight because shortcut is just that lenient
how do i get a role
oh but you have shortcut, specific ranks much less important
i would just try to keep them somewhat even
welp the runs over because i believed i needed justice for the boss and gambled this blind
no my flushes arent leveled
BLUE SEAL
diamond chads rise
canio mult? TT
2x ;-;
so close to oneshotting 💔
hm do we put this on a jack or a high non ace number? prob a jack?
oh superposition?
I have a tendency to go for high straght whenever i get shortcut
wdyd against mark?
a357
click and pray
I don't deckfix much whenever I have shortcut
oops wrong reply
for some reason
meant to reply to the mark thing
Holy shit its robot
ya not as much need
tho hanging still good ofc
ive had this profile picture for five years and ive still never seen invincible
Barely got through a hook
30 buckaroons
Based
at the cost of maybe one missed round of blue seal if they put on jack, they get to hold a slightly better card while drawing? idk, can probably be convinced that 10 is better
or ill leave one cuz i wanna do a straight later
I think at the end of round there should be written “$0 Interest” if you don’t get any
Cuz currently the game just says nothing about interest unless you actually get some.
I’ve seen a new player consistently spend all money and stay below $5, never to discover the existence of interest throughout their first game.
welp
actually a good addition
not gonna lie
Charge
Time to play pairslop
fine fine I'm heading home
hell nah flushslop
Straight flush but no blue seal
Eww
flushslop is more fun
once you have a few saturn levels, neptune is a bit counterproductive
bro why does that happen when im playing abandoned
Then dont?
Just make face cards, duh
i was genuinely about to sail mail in rebate when i remember
I searched too hard for the seal 😭
Why do we call everything slop again
yeah im too lazy
because they're so overused
ya i dislike this trend
thingidontlike-slop
this can scale funnily
idolslop
Mmmmmm pairslop
yeah mail in rebate can go atp
gameslop
like, concerning level of overused 😭
Photoslop
everythingslop
No
Enjoy it
It's funny
Slopping
Good start
Funslop
existenceslop
its fun!

How'd you start on a spectral tag?!
far from slop
joke
earthslop
humanityslop
become monki
pigfoodslop
nah countless things have existed already its so overused by the universe
and eat bananas
Yall should make a bojack, or whatever the fuck those chud-looking memes are called, with "allslop" engraved on his forehead and him saying "yeah, i like playing the game without discriminating between card builds, how did you know?"
What am I missing when it comes to plasma deck gold stake? Always seems to collapse very very suddenly or just fails to ever take off after stalling for multiple antes with a strong chip joker
cavendishslop
chips
either fully commit into chips, or do retrigger
you need moar chips and to play big hands
but ya sometimes you do just suffocate
I got the "free shop" tag and a immolate in the shop (ghost deck)
ah yes if chips arent enough add more chips ✌️
sort of
its more fun than defaulting to pairs
I feel like I'm suffering for celestial packs a lot of the time on it
Square?
yes
yep
square
Stacked up tons of chip jokers but will just blow up all of a sudden
Lol I started ts 💔
still wondering on why didn't you use hex on raised fist but oh well
blow up? this prob means you got outscaled? which chip jokers do you usually take?
Why didn't you use hex?
spec block for immo 🌌 🧠
.
Big brain tiem
nope
Ankh?
no
No
why...
Tf
odd todd/scary, square, hiker
wow the best joker oat appeared
also sell hex at this point
It's the actual point of trying to pivot from just the chip jokers that is killing me a lot
im still gonna buy it cuz splash is funny
He gonna block it for trance
The price of the game on Google Play changed for me from ~$14 to ~$7 (converted to usd), is this a discount or a permanent change?

todd/scary needs retriggers to keep up
i have a lot of success with runner too
sometimes you're have no choice but to fully commit into chips
Oh yeah and I am abusing splash when possible too
pivoting is optional and usually harder than chipmaxing
should i pick up hologram if so what do i sell
I guess I no longer need grimbo lol
How much is the bull?
Can someone answer
+192 rn
Grimbo?for acrobat
hm i toss nova eventually here i think
Guess I didn't have enough faith in the chips, just going full send on them was my instinct but thought I'd need the multi to get through later antes
too conservative?
Does your shop currently have a standard pack?
Also pls show your ante and rounds
for stm
pfft
Then yeah maybe kill scary
u did it
Why that placement?
underscoring for more scaling i assume
overscoring = less scaling
1 mult > $1 here
dang abandoned can genuinely be fun sometimes
need some help again
smiley face if you dont need + mult ig but idk
smiley and probably holo are the weak links here
bull
plasma..
holo is at 2.25x rn
then bull is really good
i assume if you're taking smiley you have bad basemult
whats your mult for your big hand?
indeed
after calculation
i think you just go full mult instead of keeping bull
lolol
guess you just
i won🔥
win
buy illusion
why are chip enhancements underrated 
weeeeeee
fuck
MI BOMBO
How many copiers did you need to beat ante 32 again
Thinking of doing a perkeoless ante39 run
first attempt at an idol build
why is your deck so varied 🥹
Idol thinking he silly would say
"Queen of clubs"
worth taking?
i wanna say pants
the first thing one wants to pick up is scaling mult. even rebate can wait
chat do we risk the reroll or tuff it out?
i ain't never gotten this far on orange stake
okay yeah ez
hi guys
i'm hitting 1 mill easy
you COULD be rolling..
i'm not going paste ante 8
i already lost
Fair
oh
fuck you orange stake
Showman
Same
dude FUCK balatro im gonna go play nubby's
i sold because i forgot seltzer ended last round
You should play Elden ring
i was relying on wraith joker for mult
fuck no
fuck yeah
lowkey tweaking from playing black deck gold stake
so many runs just go splat in a3 🙁
Which should I sell?
your soul
probably riff raff
show deck?
dna

if you already got a good amount of kings you should sell the dna
K
there's already a negative dna
they already have 1 other DNA as well, so its only +1 effective handsize for a joker slot
yeah
Totally worth it
that's like juggler value
peak
ggs
How many cryptid should I keep to naneinf?
what a sad fate
you need 205 kings in hand
i was in hell looking at hevean
K
Just use as little as possible until you cant beat rounds without spending more than you make
I guess so
Then do a 5000 card hand and crash
Negative egg my beloved
neggative
i didn't know rolling dice double cavendish too lol, is that why it died for me that one run 😭
yeah =w=
2 in 1000 doesnt sound like a high chance
but then you realise it basically doubles your chance of it breaking =w= and it can happen
that's 50 50
it isn't, its still a negligible issue
theres also the 50% chance that it wouldve died that round anyways
Fym not a single business card trigger from a full house of faces
1/2^5= 1/32
Should I take invisible?
2-3/6 chance it ends up as smt good
Get it if you dont have a problem with score
I think you need smt for money actually
Okay
if riff raff is so good why isnt two riff raffs even better? checkmate
oralaB
Because you only have 5 slots by default
I dont need tarots i need jokers that keep me alive while I carry this bum baron!
its ante 3 white stake
just get like 10 hc levels
and like scary face or arrowhead
and you win
Then why people use vagabond and cartomancer guy
you do need tarots to keep you alive tho
That's literally using a precious jokr slot for tarots
cuz yk
Tarots are amazing im just larping
Some are ass tho
heirophant 😭
I just dont want tarots taking up shop space after ante 12-16
Since I'll have 0 use for them by then
Here's the thing
Those jokers (are often) reversible (by selling them or 🔪)
Meanwhile tarot merchant aren't
And what do they both do?
Take up slot
Sad we can't sell vouchers
Now this is valid argument
Real
you have 0 white stake wins and you're concerned with the quality of shop slots in ante 16
very logic
I have high dreams
this run is so over but idc
I really don't think it is for ante 9
feed the sacrificial knife...
A riff raff run is NEVER over!
i love when riff raff makes photochad
how about seeing photochad in ante 1 buffoon pack (you can only choose 1)
Chad my beloved
Btw
The first time I got a soul it hit perkeo, I didn't understand what he does and threw him for (I don't remember which but some common joker)
Perkeo isnt ultra rare you'll be fine
first win in a century
A win? What's that
same!!
its a not lose
i got a perkeo and didnt know the full capabilities
it was on my second run ever I didn't know those were rare
I just straight up didn't understand what I'm supposed to do with him
I just buy baron ante1 and die ante4 i didn't know you could win
copy :3
Yes I know now
Second run with a legendary goes hard
Can someone explain me how bean bug work?
I can explain how
But when I tried to make it work it didn't so I might not know myself
get bean
get crimson heart
disable bean
go to main menu
rinse and repeat
what happend discord
So I can repeat it many times?
h o l y
yeah everytime the bean gets disabled
or any other +handsize joker
I see thx
i wish i could madness
Yeah for some reason that doesn't work for me
madness it
I got it to work once
how did my phone run out of power while charging-
Like one hand
take photo and gamble everything
IS THAT SANTA CLAUS?!
absolutely
ho ho ho
I knew he was real!
thats a win there
Useless without faceless joker
its trib
Trib! Trib!
canio
its canio 🦓 much better than trib at least
called it
How come?
strength the 10s
Oh right
feed the sacrificial knife........
I'm stupid
scaling canio is fine on abandoned, but trib already sucks on a normal deck
trib ass in 8 ante thats all
Does it?
I've only ever lost a trib run to 
Does eternal joker feed dagger
thats the thing
plant just murders trib
Can I eat it instead?
NO EATING THE SACRIFICIAL KNIFE

if u mean the egg
yeah sure thats fine
dont..
Why
luchador doesn't disable crimson?
DONT EAT MY KNIFEEEEEEEE
why is not cropped
see now i just look dumb

it literally wouldnt let me crop so i thought it was cropped but now i look and its not cropped
feed the sacrificial knife
FEED THE SACRIFICIAL KNIFE
EGG SNIPE HMMMM
do i take blue seal face, or purple seal 🤔
i kill riff raff
do u have any of each
canio on abandoned is pain
i have a blue seal already
xd
its fine
i think i also do
I finally did 100 kings
i mean i could pivot rtb but that lessens my ability to break glass for canio
also already have a sticker for it
FEED THE SACRIFICIAL KNIFE.
i do!
hell yea
w
NOOOOO
MY KNIFE RUN
:(
oh well
VAGABUSSY
YAYYYYY
i love being poor :3
yeah but what if blueprint is just one reroll away but you came out of the blind with 7 dollars
why would i be rerolling on
shop 1
if anything its like
bp bs in buffoon
idgaf abt buffoon pack
tho
:P
🦓 the purple seals are heavy this run
The price of the game on Google Play changed for me from ~$14 to ~$7 (converted to usd), is this a discount or a permanent change?
:/ eye
Uh oh
only 3 hands compatible with half joker, tahts an oof
if I'd gotten a single canio scale I'd have won that run
very bad value gen
I think I saw my purple seals twice
rip
flash card my goat
runner build but no planet cards and the only scaling +mult i found that wasn't perishable rental bootstraps, was rental flash card
lmao
Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.
Right one
blue,,
Blues clues
I agree
people say 1 in 4 when wheel of fortune doesnt work 75% of the time

And the stupidest person ever goes to
It goes to me
For context : I had dna
Still goes to me
Idk if I'm missing something because I didn't play spire 2 yet, but isn't the top one 49 damage to all enemies for 2 energy? 😨
Not exactly
The top card belongs to a character that has a 2nd mana resource (the blue number) that you need to build up manually with other cards that give it
You need 7 stars to play it
wild cards proc ancient and flower pot right? smeared isnt needed?
They do, yes
Wild cards act as one rank for flower pot
Whichever you are missing
Pretty sure you still need to play 4 cards with flower pot still
^
Ah ok ok but if you are playing 5 wilds its working as intended
Yep
What and who and what
AM as in like
The i have no mouth and I must scream pc
What tf is AM
Who tf is AM
Where tf is AM
When tf is AM
I wouldn't say that, no
fyi, 3 wild cards work on a flush so thats good to know thanks guys
Obelisks with cryptic symbols on them aren't an I have no mouth thing only
What does obelisk had a correlation with that freak
What does obelisk had in correlation with that freak
Thought the art is pretty similar to that AM monologue image
This I assume
Yeah this
Looks more like this
I haven't played the game nor read the books so I haven't really seen other images of AM
Kinda baseless then
AM?
That message type is so overused in multiple sci fi settings
Glowing letters on non white background
Or even medieval
AM
Or whatever
Dude it was just a thought
Not that deep
Im not saying its 100% based on AM
TADC's inspiration
Bruh
Should have learned more about that thing before making baseless claims
Nonono you don't understand, you expressed a slight hint at an opinion on the internet and must be exploded beyond comprehension now
Is this ragebait?
I'll bring the nitroglycerin
Ah damit how could I forget where I am right now
Average 2026 conversion
Well guess I'll die then
I got too carried away
Yeah me too
Rookie mistake, explosion nonetheless 😌
I love burnt joker
Pair T.T
The rare fun pair build
Sorry bro i got carried away
Space joker more useful for me
Anyways
I hate space joker
SAME
His ass wouldn’t level up my hand
How much hot sauce can i chug in one go
I'm one unlucky person
How about steel joker?
Enkidu is the prettiest
Space is a machine thst turns $5 to
His odds are as worse as the wheel of fortune
5$
- 1 joker slot
+1 jokers
+2 sell value
Steel joker isn't bad at all, though I don't understand why the joker scaling from xmult cards gives more xmult
I get that it's more consistent and stuff buut design wise shouldn't it boost something else?
Not really imo
What else do you want it to boost?
Idk 🤷
Glass joker does the same
Hol up
5 steels per 1x
Multiplied by 37 -1 (initial)
That's 36 * 5
180 steel cards holy
As in it scales xmult from cards that give xmult
10 +mult per steel for ultimate troll





