🕹・game-discussion

[patent sail]

its for my idiot BROTHER

he does NOT

[frank grove]

gold stake gauntlet - playing through all the decks without dying

[primal stirrup]

what the fart is the gold stake gauntlet

ahh i see

inch resting

[ancient gyro]

flushes can't do that, they'll patch it next update prob

[patent sail]

i play in english but for SOME reason the russian localization mod breaks some UI even on english

[heavy heron]

ahh you're right, my e11 must've been a bug too

they'll patch that too hopefully

[naive frigate]

I genuinely just thought of the worst sentence ever from this message only

[thorny nebula]

Good afternoon balatro cord

[patent sail]

and the flames effect was broken for me because for some reason i had talisman mod set to omeganum mode

[primal stirrup]

i know what kind of man you are

[karmic warren]

if im going for just gold stickers and i get early obelisk is like 5 high cards enough "prescaling"

[naive frigate]

No you don't

[patent sail]

5? nah

[frank grove]

dont use hc to buffer obelisk and probably not

[patent sail]

at least 10

[lament condor]

Would rather

1. go to heaven, which has all the upsides of every mythology ever created which has had a following of more then 1000 at its peak
2. Balatro updates and bloodstone always hits (with or without dice)

[karmic warren]

7 has always been enough for me i just look for suit changers

[patent sail]

pairs is the hand to spam for obby

[karmic warren]

and if im overscaled i waste flushes and straights whenever i can

[primal stirrup]

panda bro aint you got training to do

[karmic warren]

i did fail 1 run from not drawing a pair tho

[primal stirrup]

but 2

[karmic warren]

so ill give u that

[patent sail]

use pairs as the highest hand

[calm furnace]

lmao painted deck is something else

[lament condor]

vampire is a top 20 non-endless joker

[patent sail]

bones carry

[calm furnace]

fr

[naive frigate]

Ts finna be explosive

[humble gulch]

I guess bro

[naive frigate]

439k eh

I thought it would be more

[calm furnace]

first time i get pants to do Jj numbers

[patent sail]

vessel found DEAD in a dumpster behind the casino building

[naive frigate]

Slop the pair bro

[ancient gyro]

i like how my pairless gsg progress is farther than out's normal gsg while only winning 19 games total

[naive frigate]

3 more decks left to white stake

[humble gulch]

Stop

[naive frigate]

Oh shi i forgot sum one gave me a op seed

[patent sail]

i wont even make it through 2 consecutive decks in gsg

[ancient gyro]

did you die on blue

[lament condor]

hammer time

[frank grove]

i should do more gsg attempts ive only done two and one died on black (typical) but my first one died on magic (which was a huge blunder)

[lament condor]

I beat black deck black sleeve

on gold stake

[ancient gyro]

ok

[patent sail]

how it feels to play white stake after clearing another deck on gold stake

[primal stirrup]

man i wish there was cross progression

[primal stirrup]

sometimes gotta get one going for your sanity

[naive frigate]

Average the latro player build

[patent sail]

last deck remaining

[primal stirrup]

which deck do you have left

[patent sail]

the evil fucking plasma deck

[rustic haven]

that is a very pretty card

[primal stirrup]

no plasma slander man cmon (i never play it)

[stark charm]

You literally can’t lose white stake in plasma deck

[patent sail]

up to black so far

purple+ is gonna be the end of me

[stark charm]

One stuntman and you already won

[rustic haven]

i would know

[naive frigate]

Sounds like a dare

A challenge of sort

[calm furnace]

you cannot lose white stake any deck 😭

[simple escarp]

Don't u start with like, 2 hands on gold stake with black deck ?

[patent sail]

SO FAR im having a fun but i know for a fact this deck is preparing something for me

[patent sail]

what?

[stark charm]

No?

[patent sail]

no

3 hands

[calm furnace]

when i redid the challenges on steam i would full skip and do dumbest plays and win

[naive frigate]

Yes you can

[stark charm]

Have you seen noobs?

[patent sail]

im right here

[lament condor]

no pivot to xmult you're dead ante 10

[simple escarp]

Thought one further difficulty removed a hand

[idle kernel]

Ban pairs so there is diversity

[calm furnace]

im talking about any player that got past white and went back to white

[naive frigate]

You can lose with plasma deck on white stake too

[patent sail]

endless runs dont exist

[ancient gyro]

there's a couple here

[stark charm]

But unless you can’t read there is no way you are losing whitestake💔

[patent sail]

ante 8 is won > main menu > new run

[stark charm]

(Plasma deck)

[humble gulch]

I mean, that's a skill issue

[naive frigate]

So you still can 😭

[stark charm]

You can literally win with flush

[patent sail]

what if there was a deck that gives you +1 joker slot and -1 hand

[frank grove]

too op imo smh

[patent sail]

would be extremely evil but thankfully its not real

[thorny nebula]

This run plays itself, yeah?

[lament condor]

what if +2 joker slot and -2 hand

[thorny nebula]

I love when my econ is double hermit off of magic deck

[patent sail]

just show the You Win screen

[thorny nebula]

so sick

[shell rock]

hear me out

[thorny nebula]

give me like 15 mins

[shell rock]

+4 joker slots, -4 hands

[patent sail]

no need, can be showed already

[patent sail]

+5 joker slots -2 hands in real life

[lament condor]

imagine +2 joker slots and -2 hands on gold stake

that would be so easy

[thorny nebula]

I need to play the game first XD

[humble gulch]

Free win

[patent sail]

with that setup games just gonna win itself atp

[lament condor]

its so easy i already beat it

[thorny nebula]

yes

I have to play hands to get to the win screen XD

[humble gulch]

Uhm

[frank grove]

surelyyyyy

[patent sail]

run is won

[humble gulch]

Don't jinx me, I get jinxed so easily

[frank grove]

How many times have you got to black?

[stark charm]

Gg

[humble gulch]

Nevermind

[patent sail]

more than necessary probably

[stark charm]

Gg+

[humble gulch]

Two

If yellow doesn't kill me

Green is easy

[calm furnace]

wait i never done tutorial seed on gold stake

its TUT right?

the seed

[frank grove]

its tutorial isnt it?

[patent sail]

TUTORIAL isnt it

[frank grove]

yeah

[calm furnace]

you can fit all that in seeds?

i thought seeds only few letters

[patent sail]

ante 1 jimbo 🤤

[calm furnace]

gay jimbo because ghost deck

[ancient gyro]

do a win streak

[humble gulch]

I mean

[patent sail]

wokelatro.....

[ancient gyro]

how in the

[calm furnace]

nah jimbo is the unwoke type of gay like peter thiel

[patent sail]

jokers before: mmmm mult.....
jokers now: mmmm men.....

[stark charm]

Who is Peter thiel?

[viscid sluice]

finally won jokerless

[patent sail]

not me

[patent sail]

hell yea

straights really are the answer

[stark charm]

Ofc it is straight

[patent sail]

i was suffering with 4oak on jokerless until i tried straights

won 2nd try

[viscid sluice]

they just scale for great flat mult fast when you cant use jokers

[humble gulch]

Okay

[patent sail]

well yeah absolutely i LOVE straights

my 2nd most played hand

[thorny nebula]

based asf

[humble gulch]

Fuck you

[naive frigate]

What is the 1st most played

[thorny nebula]

take it for aura

[thorny nebula]

noooooo

[patent sail]

you will never fucking guess

[frank grove]

oof...

[thorny nebula]

alright there's your i win screen

gotta stop fucking off in endless now

[humble gulch]

Oh

[thorny nebula]

NEVER MIND WE ARE SO BACK

[pallid ferry]

[frank grove]

we're SO back

[naive frigate]

Flush!

[ancient gyro]

exhibit b

[patent sail]

dont look behind you whenever you are alone outside

[viscid sluice]

4 challenges left

[patent sail]

goodluck on needle 😭😭😭😭😭

medieval torture challenge

[simple escarp]

What is it ?

[naive frigate]

I have a bamboo stick you'll get slimed

[thorny nebula]

I can sell out of this hologram yes?

[patent sail]

golden needle is the single WORST challenge

[viscid sluice]

1 hand 6 discards discards cost 1$ to do

[patent sail]

1 hand 6 discards, all discards cost 1 dollar

[thorny nebula]

its only 3.5 and Bluepring+Photo is like. a lot more

[simple escarp]

WTF

[patent sail]

start with credit card

ts is MILES harder than jokerless

[stark charm]

Eternal chaos❤️

[humble gulch]

It could've been pairslop

[simple escarp]

Eternal debts

[patent sail]

SQUAREEEEEEEEE

FOIL SQUAREEEEEEEEEE

MY BOYYYYY

[simple escarp]

Square cannot be that good gng

[viscid sluice]

inflation scared me until i found dagger on it and i laughed in the face of everything

[frank grove]

burnt probably isnt worth the risk there sadly

[patent sail]

he is insane

[humble gulch]

It is

[patent sail]

well not insane but

hes great

[simple escarp]

Runner better trust

[naive frigate]

Nothing is worth the risk. Nothing is worth the risk. Nothing is worth the risk. Nothing is worth the risk.

[patent sail]

well shit

[stark charm]

Golden needle might be harder than goldstake gang

[patent sail]

i still love my boy square

[frank grove]

i love burnt with straights but its a little risky with no shortcut / just being on abandoned

[patent sail]

absolutely

[viscid sluice]

chip scalers like square wee and runner are best on plasma deck

[patent sail]

id rather rebeat black deck gold stake than beat golden needle

[simple escarp]

Not a plasma deck here tho-

[patent sail]

squares great even outside of plasma

[frank grove]

also, chip scalers are good everywhere

[humble gulch]

Okay

[patent sail]

unconditional +chips? hell yea

[ancient gyro]

any deck*

[patent sail]

never underestimate square

[naive frigate]

Yo what i said isn't actually a guess what hand you played the most but how many times so solve this for h
v₀=30 m/s
θ=45
t=2 s
g=9,81 m/s

Now solve it and put the answer to factorial and you'll get your answer

[simple escarp]

Gotta anything but flushes = bad joker (joking ofc)

[viscid sluice]

seeing double is my favorite card to see when i wasnt committed to a suit yet like sure ill just not commit to any suit maybe add a few extra clubs

[patent sail]

probably not 5

[naive frigate]

Indeed the answer is not 5

[simple escarp]

Wtf do u even need g for

[patent sail]

pairs are bad because they are weak, royal flushes are so much better!

[simple escarp]

Why do u ask a fucking free fall problem

[naive frigate]

h(t) = v₀ · sin(θ) · t − ½ · g · t²

[patent sail]

lets all shift the meta to royal flushes

[simple escarp]

Ik that, but why

[naive frigate]

Five of a flush slop is better

[naive frigate]

Cuz why not 😭

[frank grove]

add 5 more seances 🔥

[patent sail]

wait till you hear about 6 of a kind

[simple escarp]

I fucking hate free fall its boring as hell

[cosmic sun]

tel aviv impressed

[naive frigate]

Right cuz it's 9,81 m/s and 8+1 = 9 so it's 9.9 and it's a pair so i hate it too cuz pairslop sucks

Problem solved

[simple escarp]

Wrong, g=10

:]

[frank grove]

unironically i want more minigame jokers like seance i think they're kinda fun

[naive frigate]

See we got 2 diffrent answers i got 9,81 and you got 10 but if you divide 2 by the amount of different answers that we have we get 2 5's and that's a pair so pairslop sucks

Problem solved

[patent sail]

"pairslop sucks" peeps when their flush build gets destroyed ante 7 by manacle

[simple escarp]

Manacle aint doing shit

[naive frigate]

"Peeps" living being 😭

[simple escarp]

Hoad does

[patent sail]

-1 hand size is evil as fuck for big hands

[naive frigate]

Big hands early indicates short height

[simple escarp]

It aint that bad when u build ur deck well

[frank grove]

tbf late manacle usually just means less value in a round not a loss

[patent sail]

SHHHH

[viscid sluice]

but flushes are easy to deckfix towards

[patent sail]

LET ME HATE ON FLUSHES

[naive frigate]

Also fuck y'all for not getting the mandela catalogue refrences

Normies

Fuck in a good way

No hate tho

[shell dagger]

free

[simple escarp]

"Fuck in a good way" wtf is that supposed to mean

[naive frigate]

Like you will get insane

game

Like super game and be able to pull anyone

Except minors

[cosmic sun]

Dramatic chat pause

[frank grove]

yeah what 😭

[simple escarp]

Anyway, flush > pairs

[ancient gyro]

thanks i appreciate the emphasis

[humble gulch]

Ahem

[cosmic sun]

record stops ahhh message

[shell dagger]

fush

[naive frigate]

Y'all just don't see the visioin

[sinful plaza]

erratic deck

[frank grove]

cloud 9 gaming?

[sinful plaza]

🤔

[simple escarp]

Yk if you keep going I'll end up running out of meme to signify that I took ur meme

[naive frigate]

Fym 🤔

[thorny nebula]

dead now, fun run kinda

[sinful plaza]

if I can find Cloud 9 I will consider using

[naive frigate]

If you don't get cloud 9 you will be on that cloud

Not the 9th one tho.

[rustic haven]

chat ticket or chad goes what we thinkin

[sinful plaza]

Nooo

[rustic haven]

lowkey chad might have expended its necessities for this

run

[sinful plaza]

🤔

[rustic haven]

i think its chad

[frank grove]

ticket is pretty decent econ still

[naive frigate]

@sand rover What ante did you get baron

And the 3rd blueprint

[rustic haven]

yeah and i still have a few random bs cards in my deck that needa go

relying on tarots even with merchant never works out for me so

a deck this small i see all my cards anyway

love small decks

[patent sail]

wow.... your deck is.... well, below average....

[simple escarp]

What's the biggest deck u've ever had on the other hand ?

[sand rover]

i think ante 3

[rustic haven]

i know... it needs to be smaller

[sand rover]

and the 3rd blueprint was invis

[rustic haven]

178

[naive frigate]

In a buffoon pack?

[sand rover]

dont know which ante anymore

[simple escarp]

Dayum

[sand rover]

i think it was in shop

[rustic haven]

without cryptid

[sand rover]

not sure tho

[rustic haven]

quintuple dna

4 copy jokers and dna

with baron mimr

[sand rover]

think it was like 2-3 rerolls in

[naive frigate]

Yep got it

[sand rover]

nieceee

[rustic haven]

now hope you get lucky with vouchers

[simple escarp]

Hologram goes nuts

[rustic haven]

and u need to get deckfixing and econ

this is why i hate getting isnane builds early

[slow iris]

where

[rustic haven]

because you feel the need to keep your build over econ/deckfixing

[rustic haven]

its animated

[shell rock]

blank photo

[rustic haven]

so you're just seeing a random frame of it

[simple escarp]

Is your photo Kira's dad ?

[shell rock]

each face card scored gives +1 joker slot

[rustic haven]

more like my dad

[rustic haven]

okay cyrptid mod

[lament condor]

Would you rather

Play black deck black sleeve gold stake
or
go directly to hell

[shell rock]

:they’re the same picture meme:

[shell rock]

okbuddycryptid

[lament condor]

Yeah I don't know why i beat it, i only got 5 runs past ante 3

[naive frigate]

No it just fades in and fades out

Do i double bp king or mime

[rustic haven]

so

i rolled out of ox

:)

idk why

[shell rock]

oh

[rustic haven]

welp gg go next

:P

[shell rock]

thats not very lucky

[rustic haven]

nah it was stupid

i have bp baron

no point of rolling out of ox

genuinely just didnt think

saw it

rolled it

[shell rock]

and ticket too

[rustic haven]

punished

[torpid notch]

which should be replaced

[rustic haven]

scary or arrow

[shell rock]

scary face

[rustic haven]

prolly arrow

[shell rock]

what is it doing

[rustic haven]

well id rather

[shell rock]

when the goat arrowhead is there

[rustic haven]

play for face cards and not be strapped to a suit

[shell rock]

i mean i guess

[torpid notch]

i got loads dw

[shell rock]

but arrowhead

[rustic haven]

esp with the sock

[rustic haven]

here its not the goat

[rustic haven]

have u seen plant?

[shell rock]

arrowhead is ALWAYS the goat

[rustic haven]

true

just not here

[naive frigate]

What hand should i play with double bp mime baron

[crisp perch]

Getting 4 gold stickers in one run is kinda crazy

[torpid notch]

Yes

[rustic haven]

hc blawg

[rustic haven]

have u seen the goad?

[torpid notch]

No

[rustic haven]

see

[naive frigate]

"Blawg""

[rustic haven]

ez decision

[simple escarp]

Hell yeah

[rustic haven]

obv ragebait from the guy who says "vro"

im crine

[crisp perch]

13 stickers sheesh

[lament condor]

i think the new update should have a max of 1 new joker

[naive frigate]

Guys

Folks

[rustic haven]

and 70 new boss blinds

[naive frigate]

Do i double bp the mime or the king

The baron

[rustic haven]

1:1

for max scoring

[lament condor]

I think the only think that should really be done is balancing

[naive frigate]

Fym 1:1

[simple escarp]

One of each

[rustic haven]

do you not know what ratios are?

yeah im lowkey putting this guy on ignore

the ragebait works

[simple escarp]

XD

[rustic haven]

im over it

😭

[naive frigate]

So like ts

[crisp perch]

So I get plant less ye this is a great idea

[rustic haven]

but...

[naive frigate]

Is it this hard to say one of each 😭

[rustic haven]

my serpent value

[crisp perch]

How the hell did u reach that position

On round 9

[naive frigate]

Seeded run 💔

[simple escarp]

Im never ever ignoring another flush enjoyer

[naive frigate]

Just having fun and fooling around

[rustic haven]

gross

[crisp perch]

Select the 4 n 2 too

[rustic haven]

he played flushes with burnt btw

[naive frigate]

This might be a lil too op

[shell rock]

the humble triboulet

:

[naive frigate]

HOLY

[simple escarp]

So did I

[rustic haven]

so we're all buns

[simple escarp]

Four fingers smeared burnt is peak

[rustic haven]

sure with 4

even then

pairslop is right there

[weak relic]

[naive frigate]

Folk

Can't even play a filler hand without getting 3513 gazzilion score

[simple escarp]

Ik it scales better, ik flush is the easiest to go with but does not scale well, but tell you what, Idgaf

[rustic haven]

then start with that so i dont waste my time

[brave goblet]

stop the blueprints from copying, if you wanna dig the deck for some reason lol

[simple escarp]

Attention drawing :3

[rustic haven]

rs nvm i fw it now

[naive frigate]

ok

[brave goblet]

ebic

any red seal kings yet?

[naive frigate]

No i'm not that lucky vro

[simple escarp]

The yuri mod is still as disturbing

[brave goblet]

mashallah may the plant nail you at the most inopportune moment

[naive frigate]

Just because there are 2 women doesn't mean it's yuri

[simple escarp]

Thats specifically bs and bp

[naive frigate]

Praying for sum bad to happen is not exactly very muslim

[brave goblet]

teaches humility

[simple escarp]

Haven't u seen any posts about it ?

[naive frigate]

That makes it worse...

I will just

Delete that

[simple escarp]

Yeah u better do lad

[south monolith]

Should I do my balatrodle

[south monolith]

Fire BP skin

[simple escarp]

Sure thing (also MURDER DRONES IN THE BIG 2026 THIS SERVER MIGHT BE SAVED)

[south monolith]

The fandom never dies

[naive frigate]

I got fire legendary skins

Waifu joker mod is lowk mid ngl

[south monolith]

Lemme seeeeee

[simple escarp]

Especially with what is going on with glitch rn

[naive frigate]

Yoo

[south monolith]

What did* you sell though?

[naive frigate]

I sold photo which is useless

[ancient gyro]

everything

[simple escarp]

Pretty sure he's talking about invis

[south monolith]

Ik

[simple escarp]

I cast 500 bp

[naive frigate]

Oh you think i'm taking shoot el moon

[south monolith]

Mistyped

[south monolith]

Nah

[naive frigate]

Alright

Shi is not balanced

[south monolith]

💀

I can barely get 9 bill

[naive frigate]

Well it's a seeded run

[south monolith]

Oh

[naive frigate]

What do i double bp

[naive frigate]

Flixi got this peak run and shared the seed

[simple escarp]

I was expecting the 3rd bp for some reason

[naive frigate]

You want me to trple bp something or what

[simple escarp]

Mime

Or Baron wait

Gonna calculate

[naive frigate]

W math and science

[simple escarp]

Im bad at maths

[simple escarp]

Damn

[south monolith]

Pretty good one

[simple escarp]

Well done

[south monolith]

Thanks

Also, I say bp baron

[rustic haven]

bean superposition goated synergy

[south monolith]

Take my advice as an absolute idiot!

-# I'm the idiot

[simple escarp]

Absolute ?

Stickers blocked T^T

[rustic haven]

RAH

I HIT SPOILER DISCORD

[simple escarp]

Wut

[rustic haven]

Balatrodle spoiler

i hate this

i didnt spoiler it

😭😭

at first

[simple escarp]

Oh

Thankfully the chat was dead atm

[rustic haven]

ikr

😭

[eager lance]

whats the mod that makes remaining hand only show the remaining cards in your deck and removes the transparent ones???

[sinful plaza]

👀

[simple escarp]

Yayy another flush enjoyer

[south monolith]

What do I take... Do I sell a fool for the stencil orrrr?

[simple escarp]

Stencil in early game goes crazy

[hearty tusk]

Stencil builds are never disappointing

[white flint]

hell yeah flushes are peak

[south monolith]

So is that a yes?

[sinful plaza]

I died

[simple escarp]

Rip

[hearty tusk]

No its a no

[sinful plaza]

indeed

[hearty tusk]

Of course its a yes

[south monolith]

Flushes enjoyer?!

[simple escarp]

Indeed

[south monolith]

I like flushes too >:3

[sinful plaza]

I played flush five with like 15 nine of spades

[floral latch]

is there an infinite balatrodle website?

[simple escarp]

Peak

[hearty tusk]

Flush enjoyer? I just grab mine with a bag and throw it at the nearest douchebag

[simple escarp]

Respectfully

[hearty tusk]

Was it really that bad of a joke

[white flint]

flush more like flush the toilet (insert unfunny picture)

[karmic warren]

most of my gold stickers left are commons, can i beat ghost deck starting with one of these or should i goto plasma for the easy first antes

[simple escarp]

Peak

[willow frost]

ghost definitely

plasma is balls

[karmic warren]

even if im keeping the polychrome +50 chips joker the entire run? xd

[simple escarp]

Flushes may not scale the best among all but they're dedo the best to optimise hands usage in early game

[willow frost]

yes

[white flint]

plasma is good with +chips jokers for most of the game later you alsso need mult

[karmic warren]

i could just go money deck fix and try find them in last shop but i dont get those runs often* enough

thats fair

[willow frost]

what are all the jokers you have left btw

[white flint]

i hate ts stupid pallete

stupid

i had 5 hand size like 3 times already

[karmic warren]

+shortcut

[willow frost]

oh that swrird

[karmic warren]

some are easy some are just hold it at the end

[willow frost]

most of these are uncommons what lol

just ghost it for now

[simple escarp]

The humble egg

[karmic warren]

• the other 5 and splash as well

delayed gratification just always sucks

[south monolith]

Do I ditch droll for ancient?

[fringe nebula]

no

[south monolith]

Damn autocorrect

[simple escarp]

I was gonna say burglar but I may be the biggest idiot on earth

[karmic warren]

i love burgy

[willow frost]

no youre onto something

maybe

[white flint]

wait i js noticed i havent gold stickered only 3 of my most played jokers lol

[naive frigate]

More chads than photos is interesting

[lament condor]

eternal egg is a top 5 econ joker

[willow frost]

more chads than photos is absolutely normal

[karmic warren]

chad can be good without photo

[white flint]

i hated that stupid egg challenge

[karmic warren]

photo can not be good without chad

[naive frigate]

Bottom top 1

[willow frost]

itd be absurd to have more photos

[karmic warren]

without 4 socks

[simple escarp]

Chad can be wonderful with glass cards

[lament condor]

no eternal egg can be unironically good

[white flint]

chad provides more value than photo so i tend to take it more often

[willow frost]

photo is maybe the worst joker ever

[karmic warren]

absolute generic list

[south monolith]

That's how I abuse chad

[willow frost]

what is this lmao

[simple escarp]

Face

[naive frigate]

Yes it can farm temperance value but normal egg just better

[karmic warren]

i was noob until recently

i always went for the same win con

[white flint]

i think bro hates ride the bus

[karmic warren]

it was fun when i finally had to do it lol

[simple escarp]

No pareidolia here is diabolical tho

[karmic warren]

would recommend c++ over c+ its so fun having to play different

ok i hate that one

this how i got that sticker

only time its ever useful

[willow frost]

only saving grace other than trio

[lament condor]

things eternal egg does unironically

1. HUGE temperence value (plus 50$ in higher antes)
2. Swashbuckler scaling
3. its really funny

[gray plaza]

Time to make some money

[lament condor]

temperence value can win you games

[willow frost]

holy hell

[lament condor]

good luck on the steel pivot

[white flint]

i had this weird synergy

[karmic warren]

thats what it takes to make that joker do anything lol

[willow frost]

my best canio even in endless was only X56 lol

[karmic warren]

u need to spam immolation cards and have canio or it bad

[white flint]

where both erosion and canio scaled easily

[karmic warren]

op seed

[karmic warren]

had another soul i didnt take too

[lament condor]

no trading card suboptimal

[karmic warren]

coz i wanted the sticker onp aradolia coz i never will pick it up again

[gray plaza]

With a base hand size of 22 I don't think steel pivot is necessary anytime too lmao
I also only have 32 cards

[white flint]

at the end of the game i only had like 6 face cards 😭

[stark charm]

Now starting making a goldcard

[white flint]

bro you're loosing on the delayed thingy value

[simple escarp]

Trading card canio pareidolia is really good right ? (Idk i just thought of that)

[white flint]

yeah

[stark charm]

Hmm yeah

[white flint]

every round +1x scaling to canio

[naive frigate]

Damn

I am

[white flint]

also erosion is genuinely so much fun sometimes

[lament condor]

balatro reference

[stark charm]

You are making millions with goldcard , who's care

[white flint]

shhh dont tell them

[humble gulch]

Balatrodle in 3

[stark charm]

Law and order

[karmic warren]

if i wanna start off this, should i copy 10s or 4s and hope for hack

[lament condor]

that the bee's knees
In the tree I peed
Lakers in 5

[south monolith]

Oooh, I went ||Jimbo, baron, order||

[south monolith]

Do I do anything here

[white flint]

try jimbo everyday till he's 1st

best strat oat

[south monolith]

I determined it pretty quick after Jimbo wasn't the winner

Very few come close to his title

[white flint]

but seriously i think something that is like +mult and + chips can bring alot of value cus you are checking 3 categories in ability

[stark charm]

Which joker is the best jonkler in the game?

[south monolith]

Walkie talkie + hack is goated

[naive frigate]

Blueprinter

[south monolith]

I like vagabond, but there is no "best jonkler" it is all up to the opinions of the player

[patent sail]

be me
open pinterest
memes of people hating on negative obelisk and hit the road
close pinterest

[simple escarp]

How can u possibly hate on htr

[stark charm]

Boring answer best jonkler it obviously seance

[void lintel]

obelisk save

[lament condor]

obe licks

[simple escarp]

Four fingers shortcut smeared my beloved

[lament condor]

hey guys red button or blue button

[south monolith]

I hope you have a pebble in your shoe that no matter how hard you shake your shoe out or try to get it out, it is always there.

[south monolith]

Green

-# blue

[stark charm]

Pffft

[south monolith]

Who consistently plays straight flushes willingly

[stark charm]

Goldstake run deck of your choice.

[south monolith]

Abandoned

[lament condor]

when I get the jokers

[south monolith]

So I take nothing and skip it right?

[stark charm]

I actually one shot small blind in abandoned wth

[rustic haven]

straightmaxxing

[echo sphinx]

holy fucky cert

t a k e

[rustic haven]

checkered deck at home ahh deck

[south monolith]

If i take cert it weakens the stencil

[rustic haven]

ikr atleast get ur money back

so take and sell

[south monolith]

Do I take cert and sell?

[gentle basalt]

even if you did not want anything, why not take cert and then sell

[south monolith]

Okay

[echo sphinx]

ok and

[gentle basalt]

that said, cert is really strong

[rustic haven]

if u dont want a blue seal

[gentle basalt]

you can always sell it later

[rustic haven]

ur playing purple stake

and discards dont give much anyway

so havign cert be able to give u 1/4 chance of free deckfixing

i think you keep

imo

sure u lose 1x

but the value you gain is high

[echo sphinx]

giving up blue seal, red seal green seal purple seal gold seal is diabolical

[crisp perch]

Tf I just got 2 black holes in 9 rounds

[rustic haven]

i feel like taking an eternal stencil when not black stake or lower is just death

[rustic haven]

not even that its blue seal mainly

[echo sphinx]

prepurple should hopefully be fine

[rustic haven]

playing for eternal stencil and only eternal stencil without consistent planet levels

just feels ass

[echo sphinx]

true

[fringe nebula]

it's worth it

very very very worth it

[south monolith]

It wasnt

I lost that round

Cert fucked me over

[echo sphinx]

me when i proc it once and. lose??? how in the FUCK

[fringe nebula]

bruh

[echo sphinx]

bruh

[south monolith]

Because it weakened stencil

I had no levels in flush

[rustic haven]

5 antes lvl 1 flush

[south monolith]

It ruined the whole thing

[rustic haven]

playing for flush mult joker and stencil

[fringe nebula]

if you have no level in flush, then pivot towards something else

[south monolith]

Yup

[fringe nebula]

gang

[rustic haven]

this ^

why even play for it atp

[echo sphinx]

bro if going from 4 to 3 is enough to kill the run u have made a fatal mistake 8 times over

[south monolith]

It was impossible

[rustic haven]

it wasnt stencil that was the issue

i can promise that

[fringe nebula]

it is possible

[rustic haven]

u also have $19 with only 2 jokers at ante 5

[south monolith]

No, I had no jokers to allow me to pivot in the shop

[south monolith]

Because of stencil

[fringe nebula]

must be wrong

give me the seed

[echo sphinx]

send the seed to try

[south monolith]

I already left

[echo sphinx]

o the end

bruh

[south monolith]

Im halfway through the next run

I don't save seeds

[echo sphinx]

thunk we need run history

please i beg u 1.1 update

[fringe nebula]

ante 5 level 1 flush but still commiting into it anyway 🐴

[humble gulch]

"This seed was impossible" (Shows horrible gameplay)

[echo sphinx]

there's literally no way everything is rental eternal, planets and. idk. suit tarots

[rustic haven]

what..?

[rustic haven]

no fr

😭

[echo sphinx]

i got a seed for you to try tho

[south monolith]

I had two jokers, stencil gets weaker the more jokers you have

[humble gulch]

Bro

[azure ginkgo]

the dagger yearns for trib, yet this feels so wrong

[echo sphinx]

abandoned
TG1R3GPX

[fringe nebula]

gold stake I assume?

[echo sphinx]

ye

[stark charm]

mmmmhmmm i love orange stake

[echo sphinx]

backstory:
andy mistyped the seed one day

[south monolith]

Also, I have stated multiple times I'm bad at the game, you don't have to state it like it's an insult

Which you are

I have gold staked once

On one of the easiest decks

With the most basic "good" joker setup

Half of my decks have only been white staked

On pure luck

[naive frigate]

Damn i was 2 mill short

[fringe nebula]

open shop 1 buffoon pack
faceless and smiley
are you kidding me

[humble gulch]

I'm doing pretty good

[echo sphinx]

idk but calling a seed impossible while seeing that poor lineup was is a good way to be verbally spanked

[echo sphinx]

lol

[echo sphinx]

wdym forty five dollars

[south monolith]

It's impossible for ME to pivot

Other people could find a way

[naive frigate]

Oh

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[echo sphinx]

what did u do lol

[south monolith]

Im not good enough to know how to pivot while still keeping enough money to do anything

[naive frigate]

Guess there's nothing i can do is there

[humble gulch]

Took the fool in the first shop and double emperor in ante 2

[echo sphinx]

???????? crazy

[echo sphinx]

damn i shouldve seen that comin

yeah just get 45 dolars by ante 2

with seed monis

[humble gulch]

Hehe

[echo sphinx]

nice

[south monolith]

Emp or HP?

[humble gulch]

That's funny

[humble gulch]

Emperor

[south monolith]

Mkay

[echo sphinx]

LOL

here win

if only

[humble gulch]

Abandoned

[south monolith]

Got a sun and death

[naive frigate]

Shi the plant

[echo sphinx]

yeah

is ok pareidolia shows up next ante

[naive frigate]

Whatever will i do

[south monolith]

Lol

Best time to take a skip tag

Imo

[humble gulch]

Anyways, going back to the grind, the seed is pretty much won

[rustic haven]

yes thats... thats how stencil works thank you, not the point we were making

[south monolith]

Should've made your point clear then

[rustic haven]

it was

[south monolith]

"Only two jokers ante 5"

Yeah

Stencil

[rustic haven]

i said $19 with 2 jokers ante 5

you dont need money for jokers

so where tf is it going

if we wanna be passive aggressive

[south monolith]

Do they just appear out of thin air?

Tf

[rustic haven]

yes...?

thats how

interest works

[naive frigate]

Finally i got to use death on steel red seal

[fringe nebula]

let's see if I can make this work

[echo sphinx]

interest or other sauce

[rustic haven]

HUGE

[echo sphinx]

what the fuck

[fringe nebula]

nevermind I'm no longer obelisk gaming

[rustic haven]

two pair 4 oak seed ong

[humble gulch]

Okay

[echo sphinx]

obelisk blueprint is diabolical

[rustic haven]

oh rip

[echo sphinx]

lol

[rustic haven]

HUGE

[humble gulch]

And I'm the greedy one 😭

[echo sphinx]

cert marble in mega trust

[rustic haven]

😭

[fringe nebula]

Ok I'm safe against ante 3 needle

[humble gulch]

I didn't see this...

[nova mantle]

Managed to pick 4 stickers this run

[sinful plaza]

cooking

[humble gulch]

Bro

[rustic haven]

oh i thought thats why u sent the ss

😭

[nova mantle]

It was very fun to finally find hologram in the last shop before boss lmao

[rustic haven]

with bull 😭 okay bro

[naive frigate]

Is there a seed that you are guaranteed to lose on

[wheat frost]

Whats this a new game ?

[naive frigate]

Who the fuck is hypercore gaming

[nova mantle]

With no previous knowledge of the seed yes, theres a couple

[hoary moon]

theres a ton of seeds

[naive frigate]

I don't think there is one

Because seeds vary on your unlocks

[shell dagger]

None found

[hoary moon]

theres a Seed where every shop item is a spectral card

which is kinda hard

[shell dagger]

Which has been beaten on gold stake black deck

[crisp perch]

Potential banana gold stake hold

[nova mantle]

If you do know the optimal strat for that seed tho, there hasn't been a single one where you can't win

[hoary moon]

crazy

[nova mantle]

Praying it doesn't break before the win screen

[crisp perch]

WOOOOOOOOO 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[nova mantle]

Lovely

[crisp perch]

Had that happen with seltzer before 😭

Another 9 stickers 🗣️

[stark charm]

i am gonna lose soon because i cant find a single xmult 😭

[crisp perch]

Blue deck is goated for ts

[crisp perch]

How r u alive tf

[fringe nebula]

goddamn

[stark charm]

also look at this guy

[crisp perch]

That explains it

[dire sage]

the order in reroll

[zenith raven]

PLEASE game. Gimme rewind/retcon. I think this is my best shot at naneinf yet

[zenith raven]

Got a nat neg blueprint

[stark charm]

now i am thinking should i risk this big blind for potentially more interest

[crisp perch]

Aren’t u like $2k off or somethin

[south monolith]

What do I take

[crisp perch]

15 guy realistically

[humble gulch]

I killed violet vessel twice

[crisp perch]

But u gotta baron

[zenith raven]

I mean, I only need the money for burglar

[crisp perch]

N serpent farm too

[zenith raven]

Oh right

Yeah well, finally got mime, so I can start saving now

[humble gulch]

Bro...

[south monolith]

Soooo, I take Baron right?

[nova mantle]

Goddamn marathon

He circle the earth atp

[crisp perch]

Have some fun why not

[south monolith]

Hate it when this happens, brings a tear to my eye

[crisp perch]

Credit card in buffoon pack

[humble gulch]

I wanted the fortune teller

Brainstorm is trash

[south monolith]

Early game yeah

Ft would be better

[stark charm]

my first xmult

i am crine

[dire sage]

better than nothing

[dire sage]

the debuff is the friends we've made along the way

[hoary moon]

no spectrals in ante 13

[stray sage]

Plasma deck

[stark charm]

thanks you bro i am crine

[near basalt]

Funniest egg I've gotten today

[modest snow]

temperance value

[stark charm]

please go easy on me crimson

[zenith raven]

Go for another copy joker lol? Or just take the rebate and get my money up

[near basalt]

-# barley even showed up btw in that run

[stark charm]

fuck you balatro, i am never playing this game again

(last statement was a lie)

[rustic haven]

shoulda played the other ace

no reason

but it looks cooler

[nova mantle]

I once lost by like a hundred points against violet vessel

[stark charm]

maybe if i rerolled this one i might get verdant leaf

if i got anything else i am genuinely cooked

[stark charm]

sadge

Balatro feels so hard when you don't find xmult

[south monolith]

Well thank you wraith

[rustic haven]

here, win

[stark charm]

Actually I would have gain +3 extra mult

[rustic haven]

wait

that

mightve helped

😭

[stark charm]

Which is like 4000 score

[rustic haven]

wouldve been even more pain

and thats character development

so

shoulda done it

[idle kernel]

Rng

[stark charm]

I just saw

But I can actually take 2 diamond

And get +6 mults

Around 8000 score

And actually won

[rustic haven]

😭

[stark charm]

Grandmisplay yall

[rustic haven]

i told u

this feels so nice

i love money

econ jokers

so great

my 2 favorites too

[stark charm]

Yay

My bottomless greed

[polar light]

well 2 econ jokers are not really needed, so probably only rebate is better (after filling up joker slots of course)

[polar light]

you had poly

[rustic haven]

its plasma white stake

[stark charm]

Yeah

[rustic haven]

its gold stake dawg

1.5x does fuck all

😭

esp only one instance

[stark charm]

If you are losing this I am sending the stunt man to your house

[ebon condor]

x1.5 is x1.5

[rustic haven]

i usually lose white stake plasma to greed

so i prolly will

but

[polar light]

he had 2 scaling + mult which is like a 1.7x mult or something overall

[rustic haven]

ill keep you posted

[stark charm]

Greed usually leads me to win run

[rustic haven]

yeah smart greed sure

[polar light]

and why is there dice

[shut hill]

best card pull ever??

[rustic haven]

im dumb greed

[rustic haven]

this i agree with

i wouldve swapped out dice ante 8

[stark charm]

Because I don't find any useful joker

[polar light]

I think he didn't want nopes

[rustic haven]

anything is better than dice dawg

blue joker

wins you that

brother i think jimbo wins you that

[stark charm]

Dice is just here to bait

[rustic haven]

over dice

😭

[polar light]

none? basically any chip or mult joker wins

[stark charm]

If I remember

There is

To the moon

[rustic haven]

purple seal jack >

[stark charm]

Square joker

[polar light]

he did have foil and poly

[polar light]

that 100% wins

[rustic haven]

doesnt do much

[rustic haven]

squoker wouldve helped

[stark charm]

What are y'all on?

[rustic haven]

to the the moon wouldve helped with econ

[rustic haven]

balatro

[stark charm]

I am playing straight and I am not taking to the moon before bossblind

[rustic haven]

im saying all ante 8

ante 7 boss shop, small blind shop, and big blind shop

you found not a single basic ass common?

😭

[stark charm]

I bought I megapack and got dice

I reroll and didn't find anything that could help with my score

[rustic haven]

i really

[stark charm]

Yep

[rustic haven]

so heavily doubt this

but

if u say so

[stark charm]

Most of it is scaling and econ

I don't have much reroll anyways

[rustic haven]

even the smallest scaling could be better over dice there

id rather lose knowing i tried to do something other than force myself to lose to rnbg

rng

[polar light]

yeah, that's just bad econ

[stark charm]

I wouldn’t replace dice for very slight score

[polar light]

and you said you found so much econ

[rustic haven]

so you come out of ante 7 with ass econ?

[rustic haven]

i would

[polar light]

so what are you going to do with it

invisible bloodstone offscreen over there

[rustic haven]

prolly buns like golden or to the moon

[stark charm]

Keep money for more reroll?

[polar light]

isn't to the moon +13 mult for queens in hand?

[rustic haven]

so youre banking on hitting a 2/15 $20 hit over anything else

thats shoot the moon

[rustic haven]

.

[polar light]

also to the moon and golden are pretty good

[rustic haven]

to the moon is interest

[polar light]

oh

still, that extra money could have gotten him rerolls to get a better joker