🕹・game-discussion

[sand rover]

oh i think i know it

its with bean and crimson right

[buoyant stratus]

Yeah

You don't have too much cash but you might be able to find it

[sand rover]

holy peak i just got bean in shop and crimson is the next boss

[buoyant stratus]

Gg

[humble gulch]

No

[sand rover]

what should i sell for it?

a brainstorm?

[buoyant stratus]

Sell everything but baron

I think

I might kill you though

[sand rover]

but idk if i can get it back

[buoyant stratus]

I'm not smart

Ask someone else

[sand rover]

@someone else

:/

[brittle ocean]

What’s up

[sand rover]

i need to bean bug for naneinf next boss is crimson

whats the best play here

this is my deck

alot of gold cards have red seal

[brittle ocean]

You could sell brainstorm for bean

And sell the two pair joker too ofc

[sand rover]

ofc ofc

ok do i skip to boss?

[brittle ocean]

If you can find a burglar too that’s best case

With just 4 hands you might not hit the bean

Or worse the debuff might land on baron/mime on your last hand

[brittle ocean]

How many is a lot

[sand rover]

not sure tbh

like half

im a fucking idiot

like fr

[misty tartan]

should i crypt the purple or lucky

[naive frigate]

Do i sell fibo for card sharp to spam straights?

[sand rover]

i rolled past burglar

[brittle ocean]

😭

[misty tartan]

this is the deck

[naive frigate]

alright

[sand rover]

:c

[naive frigate]

Tuff choice

Probably lucky

[misty tartan]

i only have one purple, are u sure?

[sand rover]

i am such a fucking idiot holy

[misty tartan]

also perkeo

[naive frigate]

What do you need purple for

[misty tartan]

maybe ill find temperance or chariot so i just steel everything and go baron

[brittle ocean]

You could still get lucky and hit the bean

[naive frigate]

I mean maybe

[brittle ocean]

As long as it doesn’t last on baron or mime last hand I’m pretty sure you can still win

As long as you discard so your hand has mostly red seals

[sand rover]

well fuck

[brittle ocean]

You should be able to win

[misty tartan]

do i ditch showman and go 3rd photo for funny

[brittle ocean]

Two copies on baron

[sand rover]

well yes but no bean bug

[brittle ocean]

Yeah

[sand rover]

so no naneinf

:c

[brittle ocean]

You can still naneinf without the bean bug

[ancient gyro]

suboptimal joker placement

[brittle ocean]

It’ll just take some luck

[misty tartan]

anyone

[sand rover]

so what do i need for it?

[brittle ocean]

Both hand size jokers, antimatter, retcon by ante 24

[sand rover]

damn

[brittle ocean]

Idk how many of those you have already

[sand rover]

what hand size jokers are there besides bean

[brittle ocean]

Oh oops

[ancient gyro]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[brittle ocean]

I meant hand size vouchers

[brittle ocean]

Oh nice

If you find any colas, buy and sell them to copy a voucher skip tag

[sand rover]

what would i sell for them

[brittle ocean]

And start using chariot/death to convert your cards into red steel

[misty tartan]

anyoneee

[brittle ocean]

I mean rn you have a free slot from the bean

[sand rover]

true

[brittle ocean]

If you find a mail in rebate or golden ticket, that can be a good source of Econ to fund your future antes

[sand rover]

i just looked in a seed inspector and there are no voucher skips till 24 :/

[brittle ocean]

Cause your Econ will be kinda cooked after having red steel

[brittle ocean]

Ah rip

No antimatter either?

[sand rover]

no idea how to see that since it shows me alot of vouchers i already have

[brittle ocean]

Which seed inspector are you using

[sand rover]

blueprint

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[brittle ocean]

If you go back to the early antes and “buy” them it’ll show you the correct ones

Actually idk if it works with hieroglyph and petroglyph

[ancient gyro]

heiro/petro shifts the shop by 1 ante ahead

[brittle ocean]

When I used blueprint with heiro it just continued the shop queue from the previous ante

[sand rover]

@brittle ocean antimatter next shop

[noble mango]

Heiro petro ana

[brittle ocean]

Aka if I used heiro in ante 7, whatever would’ve come next after rerolling again in ante 6 was my first shop after heiro

[brittle ocean]

👀

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[brittle ocean]

Any retcon?

[sand rover]

what do i get with it?

[naive frigate]

W eco

[sand rover]

retcon in 2 antes

[brittle ocean]

If you can survive, probably rebate or golden ticket

Your limiting factor rn is probably Econ

How about tarot merchant?

[sand rover]

got rebate now

[brittle ocean]

You’ll probably need that to fix your deck into red steel

[brittle ocean]

Don’t forget to use all your discards every round with copied rebate

[sand rover]

yes

[brittle ocean]

Forgetting once can cost a few hundred bucks

[naive frigate]

Okay this is getting ridiculous

[eternal flame]

zodiac deck solos

[carmine hollow]

Gameplay idea: inversed/alternative enchencments

• bonus card - remove 1 mult (if more then 7) for some chips
• mult card - remove some chips with giving extra mult
• wild card - cannot be debuffed and always score {inspired from uno lol}
• glass card - x3 mult 1 in 3 to not score
• stone cards - give mult but not chips
• lucky card - when scored gives 1 dollar and 4 mult , 1 in 4 to remove enchencment
• gold card - -1$ , gives x1.5 mult
• steel card - gain x0.1 mult when held in hand

Crazy shit i cook up

And i like yapping about game ideas

[sand rover]

@brittle ocean take or nah?

[brittle ocean]

👀

[hearty tusk]

Yer

[brittle ocean]

How much are you scoring per hand rn

[hearty tusk]

Gold cards? Yer or ner?

[sand rover]

instead of rebate?

[naive frigate]

Oh cool a new joker

[carmine hollow]

#🕹・run-discussion

[hearty tusk]

No instead of baron

[sand rover]

i score like e31-32

[desert oar]

anyone here have maximus mod

[brittle ocean]

You can probably wait on the invis then?

[naive frigate]

Now imagine this but with card sharp

[sand rover]

so no take?

[brittle ocean]

I think getting Econ up rn is more important

[naive frigate]

Here's the seed and everything

[brittle ocean]

Wait when is antimatter again

[naive frigate]

Holy shit

[brittle ocean]

If it comes soon you can get another rebate after antimatter

[vale shale]

One more before bed.

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[naive frigate]

Time for magic deck

[brittle ocean]

Oh next shop

Yeah taking the invis is fine then lol

[hearty tusk]

Uuuuuh Green deck!

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[sand rover]

or next ante sorry

[hearty tusk]

Green deck green deck green deck

[carmine hollow]

Go to god damn #🕹・run-discussion

Gosh

[brittle ocean]

Just hope that it copies a copy joker

[vale shale]

This was real close.

Unfortunately it wansn't meant for me so I couldn't accept it

Green it is.

[sand rover]

so i take it?

[brittle ocean]

Yeah

[hearty tusk]

Greeeeeeeeeeeen

The best deck

[carmine hollow]

What does it do

I forgor

A

[hearty tusk]

Are you for real

[naive frigate]

Oh sin't that lovely

[carmine hollow]

Value

[sand rover]

ecto worth or nah?

[carmine hollow]

Yeah this deck is first i beat game with

I thought that it's best deck in game

[brittle ocean]

Is it your second ecto

[sand rover]

yes

[brittle ocean]

Nah

[carmine hollow]

Just because others are boring

[sand rover]

okey

[hearty tusk]

2$ per each hand left, 1$ per discards, no interest

[buoyant stratus]

Happens to the best of us

[naive frigate]

Noooo not the needle

[hearty tusk]

Skaters passing by a thief:

[brittle ocean]

Alr I’m off to bed now. Gl with the naneinf @sand rover

[sand rover]

thank you :D

jave a good night

[sand rover]

lmao

[hearty tusk]

jave

[sand rover]

fuck invis

[hearty tusk]

Naneinf still possible

[sand rover]

is it?

what do i need

[molten thicket]

sell mime for rebate

[sand rover]

i rolled past

shit

[ancient gyro]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[long oxide]

What do I take it for?

[ancient gyro]

you still have a free slot

[cloud sinew]

swap fortune teller and take fib and blueprint

[humble gulch]

I guess I know what I'm doing today

Bro

John xmult

[pastel pagoda]

Here. WIn

[knotty zodiac]

not quite yet

[ancient gyro]

missing flat mult

[deft sentinel]

first time i see a soul in a spectral pack

[ancient gyro]

and money

[knotty zodiac]

and chips

and money

[naive frigate]

I ❤️ flush slop

Level 11 flush btw

[knotty zodiac]

manifesting perkeo

[deft sentinel]

i got chicot

[ancient gyro]

manifesting delsym 24 hour relief

[knotty zodiac]

solid pull

[rustic haven]

lowkey might have to buy magic trick for red seal

😭

all 5 6th sense hits didnt hit ecto or deja vu

no spectral had it

no standards had it

only thing now would be undo my trading card work for certi

[ancient gyro]

how does magic trick solve the seal problem

[pallid galleon]

magic trick doesnt give seals silly

[rustic haven]

wait on blud?

[pallid galleon]

not evrn illusion does

[rustic haven]

idk i dont take ts enough

😭

i dont even have the 2nd lvl unlocked

[pallid galleon]

honestly the second one should

is that really too much to ask

[rustic haven]

any enchantments including seals

[ancient gyro]

it's bugged atm

[serene forge]

its supposed to

it says it in the tooltip

but its glitched

[pallid galleon]

oh

[vale shale]

I genuinely hate myself for this

[naive frigate]

Dream baron deck

[rustic haven]

damn

[rustic haven]

why?

7 kings doesnt mean baron

😭😭

[naive frigate]

Why not tho

[knotty zodiac]

missed the draw?

youll get him next time

[quick salmon]

I’m one hand away from hitting C++

[rustic haven]

"all roads lead to baron" ahh mindset

[vale shale]

I didn't check if I've defeated small and big man blind

[rustic haven]

W

[serene forge]

you could have like 20 kings in the deck and it probably wouldn't be a baron run 90% of the time

[vale shale]

I could've won if I rolled into justice on shop

[naive frigate]

Can a erroatic dck theoretically have all kings of spades?

[vale shale]

I just forgot because I thought I was at small blind

[rustic haven]

^

[rocky helm]

Non-perishable of doom and despair

[naive frigate]

Wow

[rustic haven]

you dont find the baron

baron finds you

check my name for proof

[serene forge]

its not even that its the fact that baron needs way more than that to actually function lol

[serene forge]

unless someone finds another glitched seed no

[naive frigate]

Damn why not tho

[rustic haven]

true

[naive frigate]

Easy achievement for discarding 5 jacks at the sme time

[pastel pagoda]

you have to roll 1/52 52 times in a row

[naive frigate]

So it is possible

[cloud sinew]

there are a finite number of seeds

I assure you, no such seed exists

[frank grove]

yeah

[naive frigate]

Have we discovered all of them?

[rustic haven]

^

[cloud sinew]

yes

[pastel pagoda]

YEs

I did

I played all of em

[naive frigate]

Then it is not possible 😭😭 😭

[rustic haven]

thats how the community found the all 10 of spades

[serene forge]

the chances of getting a seed like the 10 of spades one is so astronomically low that it's not possible with a finite number of seeds, that seed only exists because of a bug in erratic deck generation

[naive frigate]

Dam

That sucks

[ancient gyro]

real

[rustic haven]

yk theres a lot of people that play this game right?

[rustic haven]

😭

[naive frigate]

What does that has to do with there not being a seed that has all kings of spades

[rustic haven]

because this isnt minecraft

[naive frigate]

Not even a face card mid

[frank grove]

cause there is only 2.something trillion possible seeds

[rustic haven]

actually better than a face card

[naive frigate]

What does that have to do with ANYTHING

[calm furnace]

this was heartbreaking

[naive frigate]

What

How

[serene forge]

sell photo

[rustic haven]

because rtb

rtb and groker goes insane

[frank grove]

and someone has checkered all 2.something trillion seeds on erratic and there isnt one that generates all 52 same cards without the bug

[rustic haven]

you always draw your flush five

no matter what

[knotty zodiac]

it's about as likely as winning 11 Powerball lottery jackpots in a row

[naive frigate]

If not for the limited amount of seeds then it would be theoretically possible

[rustic haven]

because minecraft seeds are a lot more vast

[serene forge]

but there are limited seeds

so

[rustic haven]

you can put in the word "gay" and its its own seed

[calm furnace]

why i can never find ouija on painted?

[serene forge]

that's a pretty important condition lol

[calm furnace]

the one deck you can afford ouija it never shows up

[frank grove]

and its not like we dont already know what all the seed outcomes are for deck generation for erratic anyway 😭 like someone has already done this

[naive frigate]

This is pretty basic knowledge why are you telling me ts 😭

[serene forge]

did you know that the seed "silksong" has hiero and petro in ante 1

[ancient gyro]

you called an all numbered seed mid

[rustic haven]

yeah unfortunately we share a name but we arent all alike

[frank grove]

https://blog.danlew.net/2025/11/03/balatros-least-erratic-decks/

[naive frigate]

Balatro players VS. Taking a joke

Of course it's better than any seed that exists

[ancient gyro]

neither of which are funny

[serene forge]

rule 10

[rustic haven]

you have the common sense of a meerkat

[calm furnace]

which seed mid the all spade 10?

[naive frigate]

Jokes don't have to be funny to all people

[rustic haven]

no just the unfunny ones

[naive frigate]

God my grammar is genuinely fried

[serene forge]

maybe the joke would've been funny if it didn't come from a guy that picked up photograph while having ride the bus

[frank grove]

any of these

[calm furnace]

why its all 10 of spades

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[naive frigate]

Bro just can't let go💔

[frank grove]

prng bug

[ancient gyro]

gaslighting ppl to chuckle at a common occurrence

[frank grove]

where the rng generates a value of nan

so it just defaults to 10 of spades iirc

[rustic haven]

^

even if it technically hit like

[cloud sinew]

it doesnt default

it picks the last card in the array

[rustic haven]

oh

[cloud sinew]

which is ST

ten of spades

[quiet hawk]

green deck gold stake win 🙏🙏🙏🙏

black deck time

[frank grove]

well the last value is 10 of spades

[ancient gyro]

10 of spades isnt the default card

[frank grove]

yeah

[rustic haven]

isnt it ace of spades?

[frank grove]

defaults was the wrong word but it just picks that one over and over again

[naive frigate]

I fucking guess

[rustic haven]

cuz thats what idol defaults to

[cloud sinew]

for idol, rebate, castle.
for misprint it's jack of diamonds

[rustic haven]

misprint...?

[naive frigate]

What is this

[simple escarp]

Thought misprint was random ?

[quiet hawk]

its in challenges

[ancient gyro]

it has a default

[cloud sinew]

do you not know about the misprint easter egg

[rustic haven]

nope

[quiet hawk]

like on the knifes edge

[simple escarp]

Absolutely not

[ancient gyro]

does he she they know

[cloud sinew]

misprint shows you the next card to be drawn in your deck

[naive frigate]

Holy shit

1252 flushes

[rustic haven]

what.

[naive frigate]

Flushslop final boss

[sand rover]

ggs guys (could have gone like 2-3 antes longer but was bored of it)

[naive frigate]

What.

[sand rover]

(naneinf was not possible due to major misplays)

[cloud sinew]

really surprised you dont know about this

[ancient gyro]

we're entering into 3 year old tech

[simple escarp]

I started like, last week-

[vale shale]

Well yeah it's a really vague thing to know about if someone doesn't talk about it

[knotty zodiac]

v hard to find by accident

[frank grove]

yeah tbf misprint tech is basically useless

[vale shale]

To a normal person they wouldn't know what the desc of misprint would be even if they looked at it for an hour straight

It'd just be random gibberish and numbers

[ancient gyro]

misprint tech scratches the surface of the iceberg

[naive frigate]

How doers misprint tech even work

Is it like a cypher

[vale shale]

Wait till you hear about the crimson bean

[frank grove]

i dont see a single reason why i would ever use misprint tech i think ive used it once when i first heard of it 😭

[cloud sinew]

it randomly displays a number and a letter together, corresponding to the rank and suit of the next card to be drawn

[cloud sinew]

it's very useful for straights

[vale shale]

Never used it because I couldn't give a shit 🤣

[knotty zodiac]

guaranteed draw is really good for greed

[cloud sinew]

this too

[frank grove]

i get that but if i cant deckfix and miss my draw thats on me?

[simple escarp]

Diamonds ?

[ancient gyro]

knowing which suit/rank to discard with an equal distribution of each

upon initial draw

[shell dagger]

blackboard

[ancient gyro]

somewhat

[naive frigate]

Interesting

Wow.

[knotty zodiac]

potentially one extra discard per hand and still staying safe. extra seal/gold card value

[naive frigate]

Do i sell the wee and get the holo

[cloud sinew]

WHY DID YOU REROLL 😭

[naive frigate]

Cuz i wanted a joker

[cloud sinew]

you have two

[naive frigate]

That would

Help

[cloud sinew]

you have wee

[shell dagger]

the ever useful $5

[naive frigate]

One technically

[cloud sinew]

not technically

you have the equivalent of 2 wees

[naive frigate]

Oh shi i forgot brainstorm is not a lblueprint

[knotty zodiac]

not if the bs stays pinned to the left 😉

[rustic haven]

😭

[naive frigate]

Alright then two

[ancient gyro]

how does that change anything

[naive frigate]

Those $5 don't matter this much i promise

[rustic haven]

same guy who tries to say 7 kings is a baron build btw

[cloud sinew]

it does twin

[naive frigate]

I don't know maybe read

[cloud sinew]

you could explain instead of being rude

[naive frigate]

I'm not going to be kind to a person who wasn't kind to me what can i say

[frank grove]

This is actually pretty valid, i probably will never do it though its just so slow

[naive frigate]

aight bro it's not THAT deep

[naive frigate]

Like interest

?

[rustic haven]

yes

[cloud sinew]

yes

[ancient gyro]

neutral reply btw

[rustic haven]

lost $1

[ancient gyro]

also rule 1

[rustic haven]

for some dookie reroll

[cloud sinew]

and also you're spending $5 to roll when you arent desperate for scoring

[knotty zodiac]

ya too tedious

annoys me that one can get an edge by doing something so tedious tho

[naive frigate]

You told me i'm gaslighting people by making a joke that you find unfunny

[ancient gyro]

it's not something I've ever used seriously

[frank grove]

Yeah it seems really corny to do

[minor portal]

balatrocord when it comes down to people arguing for no reason

[simple escarp]

Fr

[naive frigate]

Since when is this a thing

[simple escarp]

Im watching the whole thing tho its kinda entertaining and I learn stuff

[cloud sinew]

since always

[bronze leaf]

I'm on a roll today

[naive frigate]

Ig i never picked up the voucher that allows this voucher to spawn

Yikes

[ancient gyro]

other ppl too

also satire

[naive frigate]

Damn

[nova junco]

holy draw

[naive frigate]

The red card looks so good with poly

[naive frigate]

Unfunny

[frank grove]

ante 2 round 2 with wee at 8? what is this ss?

[bronze leaf]

It does and it's so good

[naive frigate]

I tried to get more 2's

[cloud sinew]

theyve only had wee for 1 round

[naive frigate]

I only got one

[nova junco]

the gay card

[rustic haven]

so like your entire personality.

[frank grove]

oh double tag rare ... eeeeek i guess its white so its whatever

[cloud sinew]

can u just like

[naive frigate]

The lgbt mult card mod

[cloud sinew]

stop being mean and rude

idgaf if its deserved or not, just be nice

[nova junco]

where

i need it

[rustic haven]

im not

[naive frigate]

The stats look even better

[rustic haven]

[naive frigate]

Me when i am ignorant

[cloud sinew]

saying someone's entire personality is being unfunny, is definitely rude

[naive frigate]

Balatro mod manager

[minor portal]

there's an idiom for something like this.

[naive frigate]

Or nexus

[nova junco]

everyone's entire personality in this server is being unfunny to be fair

[cloud sinew]

what did you call me?

[bronze leaf]

Bonus ⏹️

[knotty zodiac]

untrue. my personality is extremely funny

[naive frigate]

Or not just this server but on this app 😭

[naive frigate]

Crazy scoring

[bronze leaf]

I don't need to be funny I'm beautiful instead.

[bronze leaf]

I got them both super early which helps, and then also got two wheel procs

[minor portal]

tumbleweed.

[nova junco]

because we're all seeing each other in real life so we can tell that you are

[naive frigate]

I need your luck vro

[minor portal]

the monkey paw fingers curl, your glass cards are guaranteed to break

[naive frigate]

Slowly but surely growing

[nova junco]

thats not monkey paw thats just oops

[simple escarp]

"I wish for knowledge"

[bronze leaf]

Exactly! I'm glad you understand 😊😊😊

[naive frigate]

I can live withut them

Should i re roll

Im kinda afraid i can't score 1600

[knotty zodiac]

the summit is right there...

[humble gulch]

Mystic summit...

[rustic haven]

so buy mystic

😭

30 mult

[naive frigate]

Alright

[humble gulch]

15

[rustic haven]

brainstorm

[minor portal]

Arcana pack has judgment which has ancient joker

[lean agate]

LEBROOONNNNNN

[simple escarp]

Tf is ancient gonna do

[naive frigate]

Oh yeah summit is op

[minor portal]

look cool

[rustic haven]

cards played with wee gives enough chips, so copying mystic better

[naive frigate]

Perhaps

[rustic haven]

holy snipe

arcana pack

[knotty zodiac]

easy $20

[naive frigate]

Do you just pray idol lands on 2 of hearts

[naive frigate]

Why is my cursor not on the voucher wtf

Am i stupid

[vale shale]

You're brave for not selling the negatives.

Like real brave

[simple escarp]

Why selling them?

There isn't any reason to do so

[vale shale]

It prevents inv joker from hitting them

[frank grove]

so invis doesnt hit them

[simple escarp]

Oh

Yeah

[rustic haven]

xd

[simple escarp]

Forgot that detail

[vale shale]

Because if you don't sell they can hit inv joker

[rustic haven]

ur lucky lilo told me to be nice

im holdin back rn

[lean agate]

not after I fixed the deck lol. I played bloodstone all 6s before, then I sold the dice when i knew Idol would 100% land

[rustic haven]

damn

[naive frigate]

By saying you are not being nice brotato

[rustic haven]

u need a wee

lowkey

bars

[naive frigate]

Holy shit

[rustic haven]

nuh uh

[vale shale]

I do need a wee rn

[lean agate]

yeah but I didnt have to worry because I could just savescum it with menu

[rustic haven]

what do we mean by that

[knotty zodiac]

oui i need a wee

[simple escarp]

Detrimental all 6s

[rustic haven]

real

[vale shale]

Like take a number 1 rn

But I'm at my bed lazy as hell because I don't have a bathroom in my room

[rustic haven]

lowkey me too

drank too much monster

[vale shale]

I have to go down the 78 flights of stairs

Go 3 miles on the way to the bathroom

[rustic haven]

brotha in the world trade center

[vale shale]

Lowkey doe if you've just woken up from slumber going down the stairs is slowwww

[rustic haven]

real

[vale shale]

It's like your body doesn't want you out your bed

[knotty zodiac]

if you pull the fire alarm youll have companions so youre not alone

[rustic haven]

why is it so much easier to hold it in when u just woke up tho

i think its cuz ur so like

comfy

[naive frigate]

What a nice surprise isn't it

[rustic haven]

e

z

[cloud sinew]

because your body suppresses the feeling of needing to pee while youre asleep so you dont get woken up a bunch

[simple escarp]

That feeling when u wake up after laying down for 5h straight that makes ur head spin and forces u to lay down for some more seconds

[rustic haven]

say that to 12 year old me

[naive frigate]

Fuck is that build he's genuinely fried

[rustic haven]

still pissing the bed while i have no control of it

[patent sail]

just some bullshit

[naive frigate]

Love it

[rustic haven]

faceless the goat

[patent sail]

dont forget to move those copies to burnt every discard!

[cloud sinew]

this build for ante 3 is actually perfectly cromulent

[simple escarp]

The yuri mod is disturbing

[naive frigate]

😭

[vale shale]

But be for real if you're in a dream where you have to go to the toilet DO NOT PISS IN IT

[naive frigate]

Fuck you mean yuri 😭

[cloud sinew]

girl love, lesbian

[rustic haven]

all roads lead to yuri

[simple escarp]

U dont always realise u are in a dream

[naive frigate]

How is thar related to my picture

[lean agate]

Idol Hack and 2s have been my goat for the last 3 high score PR run (ft. Ancient and early Vagabond)

[simple escarp]

The bs/bp

[knotty zodiac]

uwu

[naive frigate]

I guess

[vale shale]

Yeah I don't get that sometimes. How can we not realize it's a dream if our brain got us there in the first place

[naive frigate]

I have worse

[vale shale]

The human body is as confusing as a woman you tell me

[rustic haven]

i dont even have dreams

[naive frigate]

Anyways what are we thinking

[rustic haven]

im ngl

[sand rover]

naneinf potential?

[rustic haven]

photo on rtb now photo on wee

[vale shale]

Yeah somewhat you can

[naive frigate]

I am NOT taking the photo

[rustic haven]

you learned

im proud

[naive frigate]

Holy fucking shit

[vale shale]

On a basic naneinf on baron mime do you have to take 2 ectos or

[naive frigate]

3 blueprints

How does one achieve this

[sand rover]

crazy ass seed

[ancient gyro]

character development

[rustic haven]

if u get ur econ up and you get antimatter ecto by ante 10

yeah

[naive frigate]

Slide the seed vro

[vale shale]

Invis joker usually

[sand rover]

once i beat ante 8 i will :D

[simple escarp]

1/6 btw

[naive frigate]

I

am waiting

[cloud sinew]

wdym 1/6

[trim pier]

my cursor doesnt show on balatro

[simple escarp]

Both invis hit bp

[ancient gyro]

depends on voucher/boss rng

[rustic haven]

^

[naive frigate]

What are we thinking

[rustic haven]

lose

[cloud sinew]

why are you copying wee twice

[vale shale]

1/3 and 2/4 isn't 1/6

[cloud sinew]

yes it is

[naive frigate]

Why not

[simple escarp]

It is actually

[heavy heron]

[because you need mult]

[ancient gyro]

im not actually

[vale shale]

Am I dumb let me actually calc this

[cloud sinew]

2/4 is 1/2, 1/3 x 1/2 is 1/6

[naive frigate]

THE HIDDEN CARD

IS KING OF CLBUS

[vale shale]

I have a degree in maths and I've just humiliated myseld my god almighty.

[naive frigate]

WE'RE SAVED

[vale shale]

It is 1/6

[frank grove]

also do we even know when they got the mime and baron?

[rustic haven]

also no room for econ/spectral for ecto and if no red seal kinda cooked

lowkey if thats me

[ancient gyro]

you could've just sorted by suits to know that

[rustic haven]

i sell a bp for econ

or deckfixing

[heavy heron]

is he going burnt flushes

[cloud sinew]

yes

[heavy heron]

so i see

[cloud sinew]

instead of pairs for some reason

[rustic haven]

yur

crine

[heavy heron]

i think that’s really only “doable” w like.. a 4 fingers

[frank grove]

eh its white stake kinda anything works 😭

[heavy heron]

but yea

i mean they got a wee so like anything for mult works atp it doesn’t matter what hand type they play

[ancient gyro]

like rerolling the very first shop

[heavy heron]

nebula burnt flushes

wow

[terse dock]

what the hell

[heavy heron]

even i’m not that ballsy

[simple escarp]

Shame on you (kidding)

[rustic haven]

woah buster

[simple escarp]

Wrong channel lad

[rustic haven]

this doesnt look like balatro game discussion

[cloud sinew]

it matters for when you get in situations like being on your lost hand with only 13% of the blind score reached because you chose to go for a hand that has way worse consistency for not very much scoring gain

[ancient gyro]

right channel

[terse dock]

balatro and slay the spire are the same game

[rustic haven]

trye

[heavy heron]

they’re going flushes because the 2 mult per level will be for setting up future glass, trust ✅

[ancient gyro]

sts sparks better discussion

[lean agate]

then why did i quit Slay the Spire 20 minutes in

checkmate

[heavy heron]

hey mari

[lean agate]

hey

[ancient gyro]

exhibit a

[cloud sinew]

i'm pretty sure the difference in how many times theyre actually able to scale w burnt matters more

[naive frigate]

Should i sell the burnt joker i don't get much impact from

[terse dock]

you lost your first run then slipped on a banana peel and broke your neck falling down the stairs when you were going to the fridge to get another bananaa=

[heavy heron]

honestly though on white, i think finding a flush to discard first hand is… not easy but

[cloud sinew]

NO

[heavy heron]

semi consistent?

[cloud sinew]

YOU GET 3 LEVELS A ROUND WDYM NOT MUCH IMPACT

[naive frigate]

I can't discard a flush and then get another one

Or score enough

[ancient gyro]

they forgot to move wee copy

[frank grove]

use the suit changers

[heavy heron]

IM GLAD YOU FINALLY REALIZED

[cloud sinew]

why

[stark charm]

How do you lose in white stake with equivalent 3 burnt joker

[cloud sinew]

you have 3 discards and 3 hands to dig with

[naive frigate]

Because i don't have enough discard and hands

[stark charm]

Don’t you have Inf pair level at that point?

[frank grove]

you have access to tarot cards use them 😭

[heavy heron]

my boy just triple level up high cards atp

[cloud sinew]

this is why you go pairs and not flushes

[naive frigate]

I am not playing pair however i should consider it

[ancient gyro]

finding 2 flushes is not that hard on white

[naive frigate]

I didn't forget i move it when i need it

[cloud sinew]

also what benefit do you get for selling burnt rn...
a judgement? emperor is better than that considering youre on white stake

[heavy heron]

also even just one suit changer

will make it doable

[frank grove]

suit changers are good if you cant draw enough flushes too

[naive frigate]

Getting a mult joker perhaps

[simple escarp]

I like my flushslop even if I lose with it :3

[heavy heron]

to find a flush in 1-2 hands

[frank grove]

glass is pretty good

[heavy heron]

before discarding it

just 1 suit changer

[frank grove]

also you shouldnt need mult jokers with 3 burnts 😭

[naive frigate]

This i guess?

[ancient gyro]

the gears are stuck mason

[naive frigate]

Or the emperor

[ebon condor]

well what suits have you already started fixing for

[heavy heron]

ok.. sure….

[naive frigate]

I have the most spades of all suits so spades should be optimal

[heavy heron]

i can see the line

[sand rover]

@naive frigate there u go: S8ST8DQV

[cloud sinew]

youre allowed to do that, but if i catch you complaining about anything when you knowingly go for harder strategies then it's on sight

[naive frigate]

Thanks will try that later

[heavy heron]

what does your deck look like sir

[sand rover]

its insane first buffoon bp then spectral ankh

[naive frigate]

My brother just another me

[naive frigate]

Holy luck

[heavy heron]

okay so you’ll have 20 spades

you could make burnt flushes work

[simple escarp]

I wont complain

[frank grove]

yeah

[simple escarp]

Cuz im having fun

[sand rover]

just scored e31 on ante 8 with this seed lmao

[stark charm]

Flush is genuinely buns

[naive frigate]

That is

Insane

[heavy heron]

i know that’s why i love em

i like a challenge

[stark charm]

If you wanna build hand play straight is smth

[naive frigate]

Barricade your doors tonight mf i'm PISSED 😡

[frank grove]

i like playing good hands like straight flushes 🔥 am i right gamers!!

[stark charm]

Have you try mod stake? If goldstake is too easy for you

[heavy heron]

nope, on mobile

[ebon condor]

seance value 🔥

[naive frigate]

So do i like skip

[stark charm]

Seance synergy

[stark charm]

Skip

[heavy heron]

i mean hey it’ll make the flushes easier to draw

[frank grove]

my 3oak seance run from earlier 😭

[naive frigate]

I LOVE 5oak slop

[heavy heron]

but yea skip it you got 20 spades

[simple escarp]

Four fingers my beloved (skip)

[naive frigate]

You hate flushes i don't trust you

[ebon condor]

haters will say seance made no impact in this run...

[stark charm]

Flush five slop

[naive frigate]

I'll skip anyway

[sand rover]

yo ryancat first off all why are ur copy jokers waifus and second what is the mod ur using for seeing the joker values?

[stark charm]

I hope you draw dead

[frank grove]

(i already had 2 blue seals at that point but i got a black suit blue seal so that was useful later so it kinda had impact kinda didnt 😭)

[naive frigate]

Because i like looking at women ig

[rustic haven]

how big is vv on gs plasma?

[sand rover]

fair

[ebon condor]

SHUT

[rustic haven]

if any1 knows

[naive frigate]

Jokerdisplay

[ebon condor]

we must maintain the agenda

[sand rover]

oki ty

[stark charm]

Because yuri is fire?

[lament condor]

Man I sure wish there was cool synergies with full house

[sand rover]

type shit

[rustic haven]

lore accurate

[hidden lance]

if stone gets sucked off and a face card is under it, does the bus reset?

[frank grove]

to be fair my last few runs with seance have either given me blue seals or purple so agenda is strong with me still

[simple escarp]

Peak

[naive frigate]

I guess bro

[rustic haven]

😭

[naive frigate]

Enough of internet for today

[ancient gyro]

the impact

[rustic haven]

wheres the yaoi baron idol?

[ebon condor]

wouldnt it be baron mime?

[naive frigate]

W lvl 10 flush

[rustic haven]

mime a gurl

[simple escarp]

Baron mime* (idk what gender the community associates with mime tho)

[heavy heron]

ONLY?

ITS ANTE 6

[rustic haven]

mime actually

might be fluid

or non

[frank grove]

wait yeah what

[naive frigate]

Yeah mate shit happens

[rustic haven]

gives off those vibes

[frank grove]

thats like 3 rounds of burnt triggers lmao

how is that possible 😭

[heavy heron]

you discarded 3 flushes

by ante 6

[naive frigate]

I just couldn't get 2 flushes a single round

[ancient gyro]

that makes no sense given how early you had the pieces

[rustic haven]

its almost like

using flushes for burnt

[naive frigate]

If i discarded one chances are i wouldn't even be doing this run rn

[rustic haven]

isnt great

[rustic haven]

oh yeah

this is fire

[naive frigate]

Nah it's peak

[simple escarp]

.

[rustic haven]

sending this to my bf

[sand rover]

can an emperor make another emperor

[stark charm]

What is this

Flush scale slowly

[simple escarp]

I think so

[frank grove]

yeah if you have showman it can

[rustic haven]

i dont think it can

[stark charm]

Show man perkeo bs

[ancient gyro]

so why is it lvl 10

[rustic haven]

yeah

[naive frigate]

Flush is too good don't disrespect it

[rustic haven]

only thing it can do

[stark charm]

Shhh no one saw that

[heavy heron]

gimme the seed i’ll make it level 10000 trust

[ebon condor]

my question is how are your hand levels in general so low if youve had burnt for this long? have you just not been using it?

[rustic haven]

is fool

[left sorrel]

Do you want to play PVP Balatro?
(Without the mod)
Its simple, we decide a seed, deck, time limit and stake, and we try to score the best hand possible in the first 8 antes (Restarts allowed) . Then we send screen pics of the YOU WIN!/GAME OVER screen to eachothers DM (before the time limit) and see who wins.

[naive frigate]

This is like the second time you ask a question which i gave the answer to 15 seconds ago

[ancient gyro]

i have the perfect nitro bounty challenge for you

[naive frigate]

Because i couldn't get 2 flushes a single round

[heavy heron]

but then you didn’t discard.. a high card?

[humble gulch]

Then it's not good...

[heavy heron]

just to make use of it before end of round?

[naive frigate]

I did

[stark charm]

I have win like a very few run from flush in goldstake , it is just BUNS

[frank grove]

wait im also confused, you have 56 cards in deck at ante 6? what did you add?

[ancient gyro]

the other half of the value nowhere to be seen

[stark charm]

I will flush YOUR toilet

[naive frigate]

57

[humble gulch]

The only time I win with flushes is because I had ancient

And bloodstone oops

[naive frigate]

Ion remember

[naive frigate]

Yeah since it wasn't flush i just sometimes didn't copy burnt 😭

[heavy heron]

as a certified flusher [with the license to prove it] i can say im disappointed

[stark charm]

Bloodstone when it decide to piss on you and give you no xmult on last hand of the round

[simple escarp]

Use four fingers checkered burnt, trust

[ancient gyro]

i reckon we have the right to make fun of these sorts of decisions

[naive frigate]

I already beat checkered on gold stake i was flushmaxxing

[humble gulch]

Just do pairs at that point

[weak relic]

[simple escarp]

No cuz me smol brain, me see flush bigger number than pairslop

[heavy heron]

i didn’t say you didn’t

i’m just disappointed🙄

[stark charm]

Straight bigger number than flush

[heavy heron]

my jupiter deserves a little more love

[naive frigate]

My flush is lvl 17 now is that acceptable

[simple escarp]

loud buzzer noise

[heavy heron]

..uh..

38 mult flush huh

it’s ok..

[stark charm]

It quite literally fact look at planet scaling

[humble gulch]

You could've had level 40 pair

🐑

[naive frigate]

I'll die before this community accepts me

[frank grove]

trueeee 🔥

[ancient gyro]

rest in peace

[naive frigate]

But i didn't cuz pairslop is lame

Flushslop is superior

[heavy heron]

then go high card

[frank grove]

you could've straightgemmed though!!!

[heavy heron]

like i prob wouldve

[simple escarp]

Facts

[naive frigate]

Hcslop is even worse

[heavy heron]

i mean w a triple burnt you prob just high card

[heavy heron]

LOL OK

[ancient gyro]

pairless++ when

[naive frigate]

Anything that isn't flushop is inferior

[ancient gyro]

kind of lonely up here

[ebon condor]

wasnt somebody doing that already

[heavy heron]

look bud you don’t know who you’re talking to

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[heavy heron]

i am the jupiter itself

[ancient gyro]

somebody

[heavy heron]

and i am disappointed

[stark charm]

Bro

I am disappointed

[heavy heron]

LOOOLLLLL

i know i can feel it

[ancient gyro]

bus already finished cause they play more than one game every week

[naive frigate]

Yet still less hc and pairs

[frank grove]

wait do you want to see the stupidest run? ever? the strush grimbo run 😭 2.75x on campfire 😭

[heavy heron]

well yeah

because fuck pairs

high card i have tolerance for

[naive frigate]

My brother just another me

[heavy heron]

i find it still a little more difficult-ish and fun

[ebon condor]

impressive... we all aspire to reach those numbers

[humble gulch]

Bro

[lament condor]

mmmmmmm

don't take?

[humble gulch]

Brorglar

[naive frigate]

God the boss that allows only one hand type is a nightmare with burnt joker

[frank grove]

i was mad one of my earlier runs didnt get to be strush cause i was too leveled into straights already and stuff so i did another and had grimbo and raff and runner and it ended up becoming a strush run 😭

[heavy heron]

don’t do burnt flush that round then

JUST GO HC MAN

[simple escarp]

Not with a deck fully fixed

[ancient gyro]

how so

[patent sail]

man

[naive frigate]

Yeah true

[heavy heron]

heyyyyyyy

i was talking about jupiters

[sand rover]

FUCK

[heavy heron]

you were missing out

[patent sail]

im too lazy

you knowfor what

[sand rover]

help me

[naive frigate]

Because if you don't get what you want to level up first hand chances are you will score a small amount

[heavy heron]

..for what

[humble gulch]

Whenever I'm doing flushes I just go for strush

[naive frigate]

Nah

[humble gulch]

Or flush house

[frank grove]

based asf

[ancient gyro]

im sure you're accustomed to missing a round of burnt value

[naive frigate]

Shit's genuinely so ass

[simple escarp]

Nah I'd upgrade

[naive frigate]

flushhouseslop

[patent sail]

a rare btw 🥹

[heavy heron]

WELL W A BP AND BRAINSTORM… NOT REALLY

8x?

[frank grove]

144 wee at ante 7 hmm

[heavy heron]

bro bro bro

delete

the

mystic summons

[naive frigate]

Yeah i kinde have 4 2's in my deck

[heavy heron]

and go tribe

it’s literally better atp than mystic

your mult is 40+ base

tribe is 40 minimum

your mystic is 25

[patent sail]

true

[naive frigate]

Wait but you're flowkey right

[patent sail]

as mid as tribe is here its gon help

[lament condor]

guys how do i win from here

[naive frigate]

So do i copy tribe twice?

[heavy heron]

IF YOU TRIPLE COPY TRIBE YOU WIN

[patent sail]

burnt first!!

[naive frigate]

How d i do that 😭

[simple escarp]

How does one even achieve 3 chips

[ebon condor]

ok but the real question is why is riffraff green

[tardy spade]

If you deck out on the final hand of the round does the deck out take priority or does the 0 hands take priority?

[heavy heron]

just copy it with blueprint brainstorm

[frank grove]

griftgraft

[simple escarp]

Poly probs

[lament condor]

i played evil high card

[patent sail]

on flint boss easy, here - idk

[naive frigate]

Yeah you copy it twice but you get the result thrice

[heavy heron]

if you copy tribe with blueprint brainstorm and play a flush you score 100k+ i promise you i PROMISE you

[naive frigate]

Damn whole house here

[heavy heron]

yes

[simple escarp]

Also wtf is that deck

[frank grove]

if this is rich get richer you just have to restart i think you got to keep your money to be able to score

[naive frigate]

Yo are we ready

[heavy heron]

160k easily

180k maybe

[patent sail]

i love my funny animated jokers mod, riff raff turns into a random mini-common joker every time

[heavy heron]

no it’s way higher

[naive frigate]

193k

[frank grove]

its like 180 yeah

[heavy heron]

close enough

[lament condor]

maze deck

[simple escarp]

Don't u need some more mult to make profit out of the triple tribe ?

[naive frigate]

Painful to discard ts

[heavy heron]

[it’s a challenge deck]

[frank grove]

planet levels

[stark charm]

Just another reason why flush is ass

[simple escarp]

Oh I see

[heavy heron]

i love how we can’t see the score you got at all

[naive frigate]

I got flush level 24 with 50 mult

[patent sail]

at least 72

[ebon condor]

72

[simple escarp]

Fair

[misty tartan]

whys that not flush

[lament condor]

Its above 1

[stark charm]

You can probaly drop mystic and get to xmult if have level

[patent sail]

dare we even say above 5

[naive frigate]

Yo chad you're 6 antes too late

[heavy heron]

possibly above 399,999

[patent sail]

stretching it here

[lament condor]

because its a straight flush its fair to say above 1000

[naive frigate]

Cuz four of a kind scores more for you than flush

[heavy heron]

shoot you’re right, i forgot your russian balatro doesn’t get flames so you don’t know what they mean

[patent sail]

might as well be AT LEAST 3000

[lament condor]

can we confirm that its below naneinf?

[patent sail]

I FIXED THEM OKAY

[heavy heron]

🔥

[patent sail]

IT WAS STUPID FUCKING TALISMAN

[heavy heron]

get it

[naive frigate]

Fuh are the flames

[spark kernel]

This run was strange

[heavy heron]

really? really

[humble gulch]

Bro

[patent sail]

russian mod did nothing, it was all talisman set to OmegaNum mode for some reason

[heavy heron]

it means you scored above the required score, in just one hand

[lament condor]

Are the flames: fuh you bro

[naive frigate]

Oh those flames

Why doesn't russian balatro get that tf

[patent sail]

when score is on fire

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL great question bro

ask ashy

[patent sail]

it does no you dont get the stupid joke here

IT WASNT THE LOCALIZATION MOD NURTURY

IT WAS TALISMAN

[humble gulch]

Huh

[naive frigate]

Aight ima go pee

[heavy heron]

easiest mr bones of your life

[patent sail]

stupid russian localization mod breaks other things, not the flames

i have NO idea why i had talisman set to omeganum, i didnt even play cryptid

[spark kernel]

Streamers luck

[primal stirrup]

what does gsg mean

[humble gulch]

I'll farm a couple more straights

[primal stirrup]

am i out of the loop on this one

[patent sail]

gold stake uhhhhhhhh g something

[naive frigate]

Why'd you even play with russian language if you know english vro

[heavy heron]

gold stake gauntlet...

it's stupid don't worry about it