🕹・game-discussion

[patent sail]

i already drew bloodstone catwoman

[heavy heron]

THATS RIGHT you did

[patent sail]

too lazy to do the same for oops

[heavy heron]

can i show it to everybody

[patent sail]

i believe i have done that before

[heavy heron]

i'll do it again just for you

[patent sail]

[frank grove]

shouldve been poison ivy smh

[heavy heron]

guys look how good my drawing is

[patent sail]

hey you stole that from ashythecatgirl im reporting you to police.com

[heavy heron]

who's ashythecatgirl i heard she left and got replaced by an akitsumaki(13/15)

[patent sail]

i killed them with so many hammers

[heavy heron]

DAMN

[patent sail]

WHERE is your setup

[iron vigil]

lego batman gif

[patent sail]

where is ANYTHING

[heavy heron]

are you sure it was a hammer? i bet the tip of your weapon looked like this

[lament condor]

new legendary joker idea
Name: Doc
Desc: Ask Doc what to do
What it does: opon activation, sends 102 dms to Doc with a screenshot of your screen saying "how to naneinf?"

[frank grove]

where are their rerolls? 😭

[patent sail]

im pretty sure some kid commented "that blood is from killing cops" on my deviantart upload of this which is really funny i think

[drowsy rain]

new legendary
roffle
will insult you when you comment something stupid and then pick checkered deck

[heavy heron]

i thought the blood was from killing runs from missing the 1/2 too much

[serene forge]

true

[hearty tusk]

New legendary:
Me
Will lose the game, but loves you

[patent sail]

new legendary!

1 in 2 chance to give X1.5 mult on scored Heart cards

[lament condor]

it also will send 20 dms to roffle asking him to play bunco mod

[rustic haven]

ive held this invis for 4 antes

[drowsy rain]

New legendary

[patent sail]

fun fact blindfold is actually a representation of the 1 in 2

[hearty tusk]

Dusk it

[patent sail]

she doesnt see what shes doing

[hearty tusk]

She doesnt knoooow

His love's a liar

[rustic haven]

id rather hit to the moon or business card

[heavy heron]

NAHHHHHHHHHH

that's so awesome

[rustic haven]

ez

[heavy heron]

i'm blinded by your ingenuinity

[get it like blindfolded]

everybody is always talking about how bad bloodstone is... then explain how it singlehandedly carried me to this score??

[patent sail]

blasting Jane Remover on full volume at midnight trying to figure out why my funny little mod thats supposed to rename hand types crashes the game is the actual purpose of life

[heavy heron]

@serene forge

[drowsy rain]

new legendary
this joker will gain a whole mult, yes +1, on EVERY SINGLE hand played, meaning it can scale infinitely with no restrictions just by simply playing hands, but, to balance out such a powerful legendary, every discard used will bring this value down by -1.

[patent sail]

pretty sure business card did it all

[heavy heron]

ahhh shit you might be right, i forgot to take that into account

[rustic haven]

[gloomy swallow]

i wish there were achievements for both normal winstreaks and gold stake winstreaks, something like "On A Roll" or "Fool's Gold"

[patent sail]

fun legendary idea:

+3 mult on any skipped booster pack

[heavy heron]

that’s so creative

[patent sail]

i would end it all if i had to do that

[heavy heron]

i was thinking of a cooler one that gave you +2 chips for every $1 you had

[patent sail]

what if +2 mult for every $5

[heavy heron]

no no that sounds way too overpowered

if i had $100 that’d be..

20 mult, are you kidding?

[patent sail]

insane scaling

[heavy heron]

no 40

oops

wait

math

yea 40

[shell dagger]

1x mult for every 23 discarded cards

[heavy heron]

that’s like… 10 jimbos

[patent sail]

its okay youre a balatro player

[drowsy rain]

What if there was a legendary that worked like idol but instead you needed to discard and it gave you a whole $5 for every discarded card

[heavy heron]

that’s too strong

[heavy heron]

you are at 1x mult every time you discard 23? sounds good

so 0x —> 1x and it stays that way

[patent sail]

i have an even better joker idea!

+4 Mult

[ancient gyro]

what about +1 hs for every discard remaining

[heavy heron]

headshot?

[ancient gyro]

or whatever old burnt was

[heavy heron]

damn we killing cards

[patent sail]

high score

[patent sail]

no we are obviously killing the hearts debuff boss

[frank grove]

old burnt was +1 hand size per 4 tarot or something right?

[heavy heron]

OHHhh you’re right

you’re a head of me

[patent sail]

BROKEN

[frank grove]

and it was uncommon during that time

[iron vigil]

white stake runs get crazier by the minute

[heavy heron]

want to see what i ate yesterday

[patent sail]

as a straights enjoyer that would be my favorite joker forever

[patent sail]

🐎 : gulp

[ancient gyro]

no

[heavy heron]

it’s not you, sorry

[heavy heron]

ok

[ancient gyro]

i don't wanna see a picture of your shit

[heavy heron]

BRO

but you saw my bloodstone run already

you should be used to it

[patent sail]

i showed you my deck pls respond

[ancient gyro]

no i didnt

[idle basin]

bloodstone not worth with 25 clubs on hand right

[heavy heron]

look what bloodstone single-handedly carried me to

[patent sail]

steel 6 doing all the work

[heavy heron]

it steel the show

[idle basin]

blood not worth right

[heavy heron]

no no no

[patent sail]

bloodstone not worth

[heavy heron]

not even close

[idle basin]

kk

[patent sail]

its never worth

[heavy heron]

omg i wanna see your deck

[patent sail]

said me with a highscore of e25 with bloodstone involved

[heavy heron]

[involved]

[frank grove]

involved 😭

[patent sail]

it was doing something too okay

i had dice

and glass gay red kings

and even idol!

the only time i ever used idol

[heavy heron]

you should go to bed

[patent sail]

i will NOT until the funny im trying to do works

[heavy heron]

what funny i wanna see funny

[drowsy rain]

If there was a rare econ joker (not including vagabond) what would be a good ability for its rarity

[patent sail]

not yet

[serene forge]

glass jonkler op

[heavy heron]

it was bloodstone

[patent sail]

+$5 per discarded [rank]

changes every round

[heavy heron]

I WAS GOINGNTO MAKE THAY JOKE

[serene forge]

nope

I disagree

[patent sail]

its okay you can make it

[heavy heron]

+$1 in payout for every unique planet you buy

[karmic warren]

#enhanced cards played in round / 5 $

[heavy heron]

is it because you hate bloodstone by chance

[serene forge]

no glass jonkler is just op

[patent sail]

how good would reverse satellite be

spawns 1 random planet every $12 spent

[heavy heron]

ikr esp when debuffed

[heavy heron]

old blue seal moment

[ancient gyro]

old 8 ball

[frank grove]

the 5 rental random planet spam run 🤤

[patent sail]

satellite dish

[heavy heron]

okay THAT i don’t know the history of

i bet it eight though

[patent sail]

what if i get 8 8 balls

will the game instantly win itself

[frank grove]

it just used to be random planet right?

[ancient gyro]

2 or more 8s scored will spawn a random planet

[heavy heron]

then you’d play 8s and still get nothing

[heavy heron]

that’s disgusting

and unhygienic

and non-flushy

[patent sail]

thats kind of funny because my highscore on pc is e13 on a 8ball run, even with dice and dusk it was spawning AT MOST 2 tarots per FF of 8s

yes i had 3 slots

[heavy heron]

i think you missed your 1 in 4s

ironic i am not summer, im the fall of kings; thought i was jupiter but im the smaller rings

[patent sail]

wow, really?

damn

[heavy heron]

perhaps… but then again i was copying spaceman earlier and he hit 3 times in 20 hands

that’s 40 procs btw

[sullen gust]

omg playin this game on mobile has fucked me so bad i keep trying to drag stuff on pc like how u do on mobile 😭

[heavy heron]

look what i found on temu

[patent sail]

worst looking deck

[spark kernel]

Bros about to get +2 hands size and -1 joker slot

[left sorrel]

Do you want to play PVP Balatro?
(Without the mod)
Its simple, we decide a seed, deck, time limit and stake, and we try to score the best hand possible in the first 8 antes (Restarts allowed) . Then we send screen pics of the YOU WIN!/GAME OVER screen to eachothers DM (before the time limit) and see who wins.

[heavy heron]

i’m gonna be rich holy

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[heavy heron]

what if you die to the plant ante 4

and the other doesn’t

[left sorrel]

restart (skill issue anyways)

[heavy heron]

NOT.. REALLY A SKILL ISSUE if you’re going to ask me for the highest possible score

it’s going to involve face cards most likely

[thin magnet]

https://youtu.be/VmITACd_vWI?si=YP-zAbAvxZf_YCoP

[left sorrel]

do you want to play and see?

[heavy heron]

nope

[heavy heron]

i left my advice in the comments

[thin magnet]

its not even my video btw i just found it funny xd

[heavy heron]

well i left it anyway

[thin magnet]

yeah

very good advice

[fiery nymph]

whats more odd is you skipping runner on abandoned deck first shop

[thin magnet]

.

[vivid stump]

@knotty zodiac im back with the black stake black deck

[rustic haven]

its in my skin

get it out

get it out.

[serene forge]

that's what you get

[rustic haven]

i shouldve taken the erosion

[serene forge]

no you should not have

it's plasma deck

[rustic haven]

its bloodstone or erosion

[devout tusk]

Right here would you guys sell this holographic Riff Raff to afford the foil Brainstorm?

[rustic haven]

white stake

[serene forge]

trash vs garbage

[serene forge]

no wtf

[rustic haven]

i can piss on a pole and score ante 2

[rustic haven]

no

[devout tusk]

Good to know it's so clear lol

[serene forge]

i hope you understand exactly how good an early riff is lol

[devout tusk]

I feel like I do but a blueprint and a brainstorm together was my only wild run

[vivid stump]

should i take holo

[serene forge]

oh i just noticed

you got screwed out of a free brainstorm because it was already foil lmao

[real crown]

i mean maybe if you can consistently make 4oak's or flush houses or something. idk how erratic your deck is. but almost certainly no

[vivid stump]

thinking bout replacing face or reg jimbo

[devout tusk]

Fair. It's not especially erratic 😔

[serene forge]

scary goes

[vivid stump]

even on ante 7 hologram is still really good lmao

[serene forge]

well

what is square at

[vivid stump]

52

[serene forge]

i think scary still goes but im curious

[vivid stump]

heres my deck

[serene forge]

okay yeah

[vivid stump]

scary goes?

[serene forge]

yea

[vivid stump]

also the swuare is eternal lmao

no way i can sell anyway

[serene forge]

i am aware

[rustic haven]

chat

baron in wraith

[real crown]

so close to naneinf :( hngggh

[exotic pike]

im turning you into a mii and forcing you to have bloodstone

[rustic haven]

trust

[rustic haven]

[vivid stump]

i hate baron

[rustic haven]

me too

dw

[cloud sinew]

mario when he's lost:

[little forge]

is it possible to set a keybind, or is there a keybind, for sorting your hand by rank/suit? on desktop and or controller/steam deck

[vivid stump]

sell smth for obbylicks?

have 20 two pairs played and 13 pairs

[versed sable]

obelisk supernova synergy fr

[vivid stump]

i have a lot on both of them

well not that much but

[real crown]

they're best friends :)

[vivid stump]

i pivoted to pairs on like ante 6

[versed sable]

well if pants are high enough then you could maybe switch to high card and do obelisk over nova

[rustic haven]

i need more xmult

i need

[rustic haven]

bbc

[vivid stump]

im on ante 8 tho

plus black deck

pants are at 44

[exotic pike]

oe

[vivid stump]

i think i swap either the nova or the poly jimbo but i dont want him to go

[real crown]

i mean you've probably already won and it's more about deciding which things to take over the finish line (unless your drivers licence isn't on or your hologram hasn't been fed)

[vivid stump]

hologram only at 1.25 and dl is on

i think i win but i want to sticker a rarer joker prolly

prolly gonna swap it for nova

[oak elbow]

DYURN7E8 yall try this seed on plasma

[real crown]

whatever ya wanna do. those are all pretty easy jokers to sticker (except jimbo) so it's up to you

[vivid stump]

fuh its the vessel

[thin magnet]

can someone teach me how to play balatro

[real crown]

i am curious why some people wanna get stickers on their jokers at every level?? like i got c++ but if i had to get all stickers on all jokers starting at white stake my body would've simply folded in thirds like a Brochure

[storm dome]

geez i am so lost in pokermon

[oak elbow]

Tutorial🥺

[frosty cedar]

guys should i go out and be productive with my life or play 7 hours of balatro

[thin magnet]

cuz i beat the game 5 time s but because of pure luck in my opinion

[shell yarrow]

touch grass!!

[thin magnet]

yeah but thats not the same yk

cuz some thinks i might not understand and i canrt ask a tutorial

[oak elbow]

Practice lowkey and learn game mechanics

[storm dome]

i did some foresight run and randomly one of my jokers evolved into mega version

wich broke my build

[oak elbow]

Just try to go to like yellow deck first

I beat that first

[thin magnet]

thats is?

[oak elbow]

Yuh

[fringe nebula]

you either fully commit into 1 hand type, or play unconditional scoring jokers

[thin magnet]

i beat the green deck first

[vivid stump]

brainstorm?

its the vv next blind btw

[real crown]

you just gotta jonkle all over the place. if you lose you're not jonkling hard enough

[vivid stump]

if it wasnt vv i wouldve won

[thin magnet]

okay then ima just spend more time learning the game mechanics

[fringe nebula]

you should also try pair, high card, and 2pair builds

[vivid stump]

do i take bs

[real crown]

don't let them know about pairslop!! let them come to that on their own after four hundred hours

[vivid stump]

my advice (as a new player) is to experiment with the jokers, see which ones are good for yourself

[real crown]

id take it over hologram if its still low

[thin magnet]

oke

[vivid stump]

1.5

[fringe nebula]

nah, trying to make every hand type works is important for newbies

[lament condor]

does full house need more jokers that syngerize with the hand?

[vivid stump]

but one thing you need to know is the importance of scaling chip and mult jokers

[vivid stump]

ofc

gg

[ebon condor]

full house needs anything that synergizes with the hand

there is approx. 0 reason to ever play it

[real crown]

no yeah i totally agree. it's just funny because i thought straights or straight flushes were the best hands to build into for, like, a LOT of my c++ journey

[ebon condor]

i naturally fell into pairslop bc i played old gold stake

[real crown]

valid. gold stake updated right as i was getting into the mid stakes personally

[ancient gyro]

or because they skipped twice

[lament condor]

guys what do you think about this joker idea

1939 Field Manual
Uncommon
Pair can now also be considered a Full house

[frosty cedar]

thats fr genuis 😂

[lament condor]

its called 1939 field manual because it contains a war strategy to make their numbers seem bigger

i should get hired fr

[atomic trout]

Oh my

[lament condor]

i don't think double 6 sense actually gives you 2 specral cards

[modest snow]

two sixth sense is actually useless

temperance value i guess

[frosty cedar]

should i actually skip blinds when start or should i play the first blinds

[lament condor]

depends

[frosty cedar]

like depends on what the skip is ?

[real crown]

twelfth sense

[lament condor]

the only one actually worth it is investment tag

[real crown]

er duodécimo sentido(?) my spanish is super rusty

[frosty cedar]

or coupon

[atomic trout]

It doesn't

[lament condor]

no coupon

[frosty cedar]

why?

[lament condor]

bad shop potential

[serene forge]

i miss my wife

[frosty cedar]

oh dang

[atomic trout]

Two Science doesn't do shiiit

[lament condor]

Omni-man post season 1

[serene forge]

what does that mean

[real crown]

so true very gay lesbian hornet

[frosty cedar]

was just about to say that 😭

[atomic trout]

So much food

[serene forge]

that would be the facetious answer yes

[atomic trout]

To Do List is being nice today

[lament condor]

Factory Line
Rare
If hand is full house, turn the leftmost card into the rightmost card

Guys i should get hired

[exotic pike]

you'll see

[zinc lark]

Hi

[hidden lance]

i was so close to finally getting pio corn

[zinc lark]

What the hell is this

[night bridge]

Balahtro (Early Access)

[zinc lark]

🤣

[night bridge]

Mr. Bones jumpscare

[vale raptor]

hey are the devs ever considering ios to steam save sync?

[cosmic sun]

yeah at some point, it'll be cross save

[drowsy rain]

the dev

[nova junco]

🙏🥀

[vale raptor]

saw reddit posts from 2 years ago saying the same thing dawg it's so annoying having an advanced save on ios but an early one on steam

[terse vale]

saw someone spell hail as hale

[cloud sinew]

that is not something that we can know for certain anymore

it used to be stated in the Balatro FAQ, now it isn't.

[vale raptor]

oh i didn't know that actually so cool

[tulip oak]

whats the best chip joker

[terse vale]

wee probably :?

[vale raptor]

oh man..

[cosmic sun]

Lowkey just gonna unlock all on other platforms then

[drowsy rain]

I mean technically it’s wee but square joker is way more convenient and common

[cosmic sun]

I don't really have the motivation to get all the jokers again

[terse vale]

wee isn’t that inconvenient and rarity doesn’t matter too much

[cosmic sun]

or cough the really horrid vouchers

[terse vale]

square is probably more inconvinient

[drowsy rain]

I just mean you use square joker in 10x more runs

[terse vale]

o well yea

[drowsy rain]

if you find wee the same amount of times it’s probably better

[cloud sinew]

square is very consistent to scale, and fits with the current meta which is lobotomy

[cosmic sun]

Why does rarity not matter?

[vale raptor]

i mean i like replaying games but i'm still not done there

[cloud sinew]

how often it turns up doesnt matter, how often you take it when it turns up is what matters

[terse vale]

not arguing that just that it hurts digging power a bit

[drowsy rain]

It just depends if you consider how often you roll into it into rankings

[ancient gyro]

tbf it kinda doesn't really care about a drawback it already makes up for in scoring (blue seals)

[cloud sinew]

I don't think you should. just because something turns up less often doesn't mean it's any less strong, it just means that the impact it will have on any given run is lower on average. the effect on runs where it does turn up is still the same.

[drowsy rain]

well then yes in that case it’s wee

[cloud sinew]

square is much more versatile than wee, and square is a lot more consistent to scale

[drowsy rain]

who cares how versatile it is, you pick up chips jokers early and if you build into wee then it’s stronger than square

[ancient gyro]

speculative plays will be more impactful via rarity if say 2s are going to be what somebody builds in the hopes of a less frequent event. Q/9/8 are safer ranks than J/2 most of the time

[drowsy rain]

even if you don’t it’s literally +16 for playing a pair of twos

That’s four square joker hands

[ancient gyro]

which you can fail to draw depending on deck composition

[cloud sinew]

which is what you'll be playing almost every round if you're minmaxxing properly

[cosmic sun]

Square conditions is easier tho

[ancient gyro]

square doesn't care about rank

or hand type

[drowsy rain]

both are VERY powerful and in my OPINION finding wee early and building into it is more powerful

[ancient gyro]

ok

[drowsy rain]

it’s really not hard to make twos

[ancient gyro]

it's really hard not to kill 2s before seeing wee

[drowsy rain]

then don’t

kill aces

I kill aces before twos

[waxen quartz]

both require pretty careful control of score. the points between antes say 3 and 6 where you're only getting one hand on each can be difficult. unless you're drspectred and always reroll into holo ante 6 of course, but then you win every game

[cosmic sun]

You're framing it like that's easier than playing four cards + bottom decking 2s somehow doesn't make it less consistent than Square

[ancient gyro]

i don't do that for use case reasons that appear more frequently than 2s via common jokers

[cloud sinew]

with base draw power, wee has a lower average vs square per round.
that also doesnt take into account that 2s are the lowest rank, so you either have to play pairs+ or play only a 2 in a high card, so wee is even lower on average in a base deck with base draw power

[cosmic sun]

Same reason why Castle is often rated lower

[ancient gyro]

fist, rtb, base scoring value, pseudo discarding, etc

[cosmic sun]

You could just not get the suits you want always

[drowsy rain]

I’m pretty sure all the scaling chips jokers are pretty good

It be pretty sad if one of them weren’t since there’s so few

[ancient gyro]

ahem

hiker

[drowsy rain]

L

[cloud sinew]

stone

[drowsy rain]

Not a real joker

[cosmic sun]

ah yes stone joker

[drowsy rain]

I ignore

[waxen quartz]

castle probably comes out the same as wee? it's easier to eliminate suits then max it every round

[cloud sinew]

all the scaling chips jokers are pretty good if you ignore the ones that arent

[drowsy rain]

yes

true

we’re on the same page

[cosmic sun]

the thing that gives chips on top of an enhancement that gives chips

[ancient gyro]

you have 2 discards and for normal suit distribution, it has a lower average scaling start over square

[cosmic sun]

should be something else tbh

[serene forge]

square has a good high and perfect consistency, every other good chip joker has higher highs with worse consistency

[cloud sinew]

the only other one that comes close is runner

[ancient gyro]

squares scaling floor per round is the highest of all existing chip scalers

well except hiker

lol

[drowsy rain]

now I’m just thinking about how stupid good chad is

man that joker is so good

[waxen quartz]

hiker is such a PITA though. if you're not assuming better than average deck fixing, you see how many activations on average per card?

[ancient gyro]

that's usually a given

[waxen quartz]

like not redrawing the chip enhanced cards is more likely than not drawing 2s 🙂

[cloud sinew]

yeah that's one of the main reasons why hiker sucks

[drowsy rain]

I don’t think anyone thinks hiker is better than wee

[tranquil oyster]

if you pick up hiker late it does nothing, if you pick up hiker early you straight up die.

[cloud sinew]

which is why i don't think making it give more chips is a good way to balance it

hiker used to be +1 btw

[tranquil oyster]

imo hiker would be way more balanced if the added chips applied during scoring.

[shell dagger]

but +2 hiker would be better than runner…

[ancient gyro]

hiked

[cloud sinew]

🔥

[heavy heron]

hiker should give upgrade before chips play

like how midas turns all of it gold instantly

[drowsy rain]

Hiker is a very cool joker though so I don’t like talking about how it’s bad ✌️

[waxen quartz]

hiker should just be rethought entirely

[heavy heron]

hiker upgrades it all THEN scores

[cloud sinew]

wouldn't that remove all retrigger synergy it currently has

[heavy heron]

welllll let it retrigger tooo

so like do both

[drowsy rain]

Has anyone done marble joker stone joker

That just popped in my head

[bleak blaze]

I have

[drowsy rain]

Do two wrongs make a right

[bleak blaze]

One of my gold stake plasma runs was Marble, Stone, Hologram

[ancient gyro]

technically

[drowsy rain]

I forgot about plasma

i guess that works huh

[brittle umbra]

I swear to god the game only gives me the cards I don't need that's crazy

[exotic pike]

@serene forge

[brittle umbra]

Best money run start?

[magic mountain]

Can somebody please help me in the #🕹・run-discussion with my latest screenshot?...

[pale wolf]

marginally better

[tranquil oyster]

yeah, it would be minor. moves it from pretty much worthless to kinda bad.

[fallow shadow]

hiker is my friend

[blazing breach]

why would jimbo do this? this is sus?

[hollow halo]

Beautiful jumbo buffoon pack

[blazing breach]

jimbo kill gros michel. jimbo is a fake friend.

[tranquil oyster]

one of the rare moments where i'd not pick the non-rental blueprint.

[hollow halo]

Yeah same I took cavendish, blueprint is higher potential but banana is just safer

[brittle umbra]

Hey, so wraith doesn't say "must have room", so will it work or devs forgot ?

[light brook]

your joker slots are full twin

[brittle umbra]

Ok actually nvm it doesn't even let me use it

[brittle umbra]

Yeah, ik, that's why I'm asking

[light brook]

ohhh i see i misread apologies

[brittle umbra]

Maybe it's like negative and it just adds a slot idk

[light brook]

yes it doesn’t show that you don’t have enough joker slots until after you “use”

[brittle umbra]

What's that joker in the middle ?

[light brook]

which is strange considering judgement is not like that

[light brook]

blueprint

[brittle umbra]

In the shop

[light brook]

golden ticket

unlocked after having a gold seal gold card if i remember correctly

[brittle umbra]

Found it on the wiki, that joker is crazy

[brittle umbra]

You get it if you play a hand with 5 gold cards

[light brook]

def take it btw

[brittle umbra]

Btw please for the sake of God, put blueprint next to photograph, not chad

[light brook]

bro… chicot shoulda gone for ticket…

unless the plant is next

[thick citrus]

U right

[light brook]

is the plant next?

[brittle umbra]

Who tf is that lurker leaving emojis on me

[ancient gyro]

an iq

[thick citrus]

Yep

[light brook]

i meant chicot shoulda gone instead of chad oopsies (which i now realize is not true because of the dreaded plant)

[light brook]

ok then sock shoulda gone

[naive frigate]

Balatro is genuinely a game

[light brook]

i DISAGREE with your opinion

balatro is genuinely a MOVIE

[naive frigate]

Oh well

[naive frigate]

We will all die in 3 days 2 hours 35 minute 31 seconds anyway

[naive frigate]

Ultimate photochad

[naive frigate]

Where can i watch it

[light brook]

who’s we i am NOT ready bro ✌️

[naive frigate]

But it doesn't matter if you're Ready Or Not

[night bridge]

Beautiful

[light brook]

insert 🌽 link here

anyways

this game is the best

[karmic warren]

forbidden number

[naive frigate]

Yo thanks

[light brook]

boooooo

[naive frigate]

What does the joker role even do

[light brook]

aesthetic

[naive frigate]

Hcslopmaxxing

[light brook]

uhh i mean im a mod totally

[naive frigate]

It looks sick how do i acquire it

[naive frigate]

I see the mods role right above jokers role 😭

[upbeat dune]

guys help

[naive frigate]

Nah

[upbeat dune]

no look

[light brook]

be cool, do smth helpful for the community, and don’t ask for it and there’s a chance you’ll get it
it’s handpicked by thunk and i think mods have a role in it too

[brittle umbra]

I'll never get pass black stake I swear

[naive frigate]

Yeah no i'm complete utterly useless

[brittle umbra]

How do you even get there

[upbeat dune]

i dont knowwwww

[light brook]

average day in cryptid

[brittle umbra]

How many jokers is that, like 80?

[upbeat dune]

its like 50 cards

150

[light brook]

there’s always a chanceeee

[brittle umbra]

150 damn

[upbeat dune]

in on atie 20 or somthing

[naive frigate]

Every moded run ever

[naive frigate]

True you gotta believe to do it

[upbeat dune]

its takes 5 min to just to get to the next blind

[light brook]

the humble talisman mod:

[upbeat dune]

no just crypted

[light brook]

i know

[ancient gyro]

alternatively you can be falsely accused of saying the n word (zebra)

[light brook]

i’m saying download talisman

[light brook]

wait i didn’t know this please elaborate

[upbeat dune]

what does it do

[light brook]

let’s you skip scoring animations

[wraith slate]

smiles

[naive frigate]

W ena dream bbq in game collection

[ancient gyro]

smiles more

[light brook]

i’m thinking of the right mod right

idk download a mod that skips scoring animations

[light brook]

it’s just so peak

[upbeat dune]

what about jokers

[naive frigate]

True

[naive frigate]

They joke around don't mind them

[serene forge]

WHAT IS THIS 😭

[upbeat dune]

look brudh 🙁

[light brook]

WHAT LMAO

guess who’s doing the exact same thing now ✌️

[upbeat dune]

they are all negative

[atomic trout]

My god

[versed sable]

Modded channel exists btw

[upbeat dune]

its still going after like 5 min

[upbeat dune]

i know but good god

[distant light]

any tips on beating the black deck in white stake?

[versed sable]

Oh no, five minutes!

[upbeat dune]

sorry did i say 5 min more like 10 min

[light brook]

lock in

[versed sable]

Oh no, 10 minutes!

I am desensitized to hand times, i've been in this run too long..

[atomic trout]

Weeeeeeeeeee Joker

[upbeat dune]

btw i only played one card

[light brook]

weren’t you the one who did baron mime naneinf on .5x or am i just thinking of a torture method

[versed sable]

same

[versed sable]

me?

[upbeat dune]

mmmm

[versed sable]

i mean i could but it wouldn't be that bad

doesn't it speed up automatically after a bit

[upbeat dune]

its at max

[ancient gyro]

it gets to x4 in a few seconds anyways

[light brook]

guess who did NOT know what

[versed sable]

kek

it's okay i'll have to spend 27 minutes on one hand tomorrow

[naive frigate]

Think it's me

Not sure tho

[light brook]

yall please invest in scoring animation skips 🙏

[versed sable]

and then spend some time in a calculator and/or five minute coding adventure

[naive frigate]

I like the effects but i'd like like 6x or 8x

[versed sable]

i wanna know if i can keep baron for ante 39 or not

i wanna get $5 mil but i'm around the point where selling baron to be able to copy mime more might be the difference between getting it or not

[naive frigate]

What am i even saying

Double like

[oblique pagoda]

I feel like a lot of gold stake is just resetting until you get a usable non-stickered joker (maybe eternal if it's really good)

[distant light]

guys i am struggling with black deck

ive been playing it for so loonngg

[upbeat dune]

i cant send a screenshot of my game but i have 250 jokers

[distant light]

brother what

arent there like 150 different types of jokers in the entire game

how do you have 250

[tough ruin]

I may have just made Balatro history with this 12 round run.

[distant light]

how do you do this in only anti two bruhh

ente*

BRUH

ante*

[tough ruin]

21 cryptids, red seal king in pack, perkeo and 2 brainstorms after ante 1, blueprint ante 3, hieroglyph/petroglyph

I coukd go on.

[pale wolf]

wjy would u evwr build towards 8s neWays?

[distant light]

is it luck

?

[deep mantle]

Are wild cards able to proc any of the sin(lusty, glutinous, wrathful, greedy)/mineral(dimond, bloodstone, obsidian) jokers?

[pale wolf]

yes

[tough ruin]

It was a random seeded run, optimizations main,y

[deep mantle]

Damn

[pale wolf]

wild cards count for one missing suit per joker per card

[distant light]

should i get bafoon pack or smth like that?

wait

faceless joker

[twilit sigil]

Do i keep showman here if im mainly looking for baron

[upbeat dune]

btw my perkio go brrrrrr

[distant light]

does anyone have tips on how to get past early game black deck with good jokers

[deep mantle]

Does it also effect Idlo

[pale wolf]

uhm yes the suit part

[deep mantle]

Damn

[pale wolf]

anything suit related

[distant light]

black deck is actually killing me help

[versed sable]

yes

[pale wolf]

8ball hasnt been making any card modifiers :/

[humble dune]

Arg

[patent sail]

thats how i felt

[patent sail]

why NOT keep him? hes negative

[distant light]

i need tips on early game because i always lose early game or pass early game but with some trash jokers

and i lose late game

[upbeat dune]

get crypted

[distant light]

why crypted?

that just copies the card

[upbeat dune]

the mod (unless you want to go unmodded

[humble gulch]

Why would that be a tip...

[upbeat dune]

it hurts my pc but you can go far

on like antie 25 just one card a round

[humble gulch]

That's not the point

[bleak blaze]

Pray

And hope

[distant light]

uhhhh

i just need tips on early game eco

like should i take the baffoon packs and stuff

[pale wolf]

vagglepire missed opportunity

[distant light]

for the first round

[humble gulch]

Usually people have their own way of making it through the early game, it's usually through greed, but I'd say that it's better to just leave it there for now

And play other decks

[upbeat dune]

sleaves mod is kool

[distant light]

i beat all the decks before the black deck im going in order

[humble gulch]

Not worth the struggle

[pale wolf]

BEEFY

[distant light]

so i should just skip black?

[humble gulch]

Probably

Yeah

[distant light]

ok

[sage bough]

Ask me why I picked up Sock shop 1 in abandoned deck

[ancient gyro]

midas could never

[ancient gyro]

generally buffoon packs have the highest scoring to money ev early game

[shell rock]

walkie talkie the GOAT

i stickered everything except constellation

[nova junco]

Constellation looks very stickered to me

[fallow shadow]

i love vampire

[nova junco]

I hate vampire

[shell rock]

no

that gold sticker is a figment of your imagination

[nova junco]

Oh I read it wrong

[fallow shadow]

vampire is good jokers medias

[nova junco]

My vampire literally has no sticker on it and I'm 27 jokers from c++

[ancient gyro]

cant be me

[nova junco]

There's like max 3 jokers with no sticker in there

Hell INVIS HAS A STICKER

LUCHADOR TOO

And neither are gold that I got on purpose

[pale wolf]

decent deckfixing

decent vamp

[nova junco]

How

[pale wolf]

8ball

[ancient gyro]

you failed to eliminate a single rank 💔

[ancient gyro]

8 balls

[pale wolf]

i 8bald

[nova junco]

I thought 8 ball was for decoration in ur joker slots when they felt a little empty

[pale wolf]

i wasn't paying much attention to that since i didnt have room for rebate

[ancient gyro]

of course

[ancient gyro]

I have him at b+ on my personal tier list

[nova junco]

Bloodstone should be s++ the whole tier list is meaningless

[ancient gyro]

ok

[ancient gyro]

[knotty zodiac]

wow crazy and devious below marble

[pale wolf]

the red seal 8 was a red seal stone in a pack that happened to be an 8ball when i vamped it

isnt that wild

it was an entire joker

[ancient gyro]

i like it's solo niches and the few synergies it enables

[wary zodiac]

y'all am i tripping or is this not a fire ante 8 build

[ancient gyro]

i can think of a few boss blind counters

[wary zodiac]

but like in general the jokers are good, aren't they?

[ancient gyro]

yeah they're all good

[wary zodiac]

they didn't think poly square and foil fib were good?!

anyways

[ancient gyro]

novice players are usually like that

[wary zodiac]

if its not photochad, its a garbage build

[knotty zodiac]

2 pair build?

[wary zodiac]

only reasons why two pairs are valid is square and pants

[wary zodiac]

are there any more

[knotty zodiac]

well im trying to see what the mult source is

[ancient gyro]

you have another 2 pair joker in your roster

[knotty zodiac]

fib is not very good 1 pair mult source a8

[wary zodiac]

oh no itts someone elses scrrenshot

[ancient gyro]

on card scoring has x2 benefits

[wary zodiac]

its probably two pair yeah

[ancient gyro]

on card rank scoring jokers are usually better utilized as a 2p joker for a standalone

[pale wolf]

whats ur fav for trance here

[ancient gyro]

10 of spades

[delicate tide]

ankh for fun

but 10s

[knotty zodiac]

5s

[pale wolf]

also considering hex

[ancient gyro]

or 8s if you're silly

yeah

[pale wolf]

but abandoned is ez blue seal

[knotty zodiac]

you have no chip source and mild odd todd synergy

[serene forge]

5

[pale wolf]

actually ill just do both hex and trance

[delicate tide]

how about ankh hex!!!!

[serene forge]

hex and ankh is the silliest

[pale wolf]

ankh into hex would be pretty good thank you for the suggetsion

[serene forge]

balatrodle in 2

[pale wolf]

oh i almost clicked

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 3

[pale wolf]

balatrodle in 3

my b on the second one i guess

[nova junco]

Looks like a perfectly fine build

[pale wolf]

it would be silly but i stickering priorities

[ancient gyro]

what happened to blue++

[bronze pollen]

I don’t think the wall will like this one

[terse vale]

marble may need to go

[bronze pollen]

Or this one

[pale wolf]

how diminished is riff raff when i already have red card

[bronze pollen]

Red that looks poly chrome

[bronze pollen]

Imagine I get lucky cat for this

[knotty zodiac]

not at all

[ancient gyro]

what

[pale wolf]

if it was a musical note

[ancient gyro]

i never listen to your audio messages anyways

[knotty zodiac]

riff raff is like the IV chord in IV-V-I

[pale wolf]

good

[cedar sable]

balatrodle in 4

[bronze pollen]

Nice

[pale wolf]

epic

[bronze pollen]

Epic

This is why I kept marble

[pale wolf]

wow thanks riff raff

good sell value

[bronze pollen]

Riff raff is goated for that

[knotty zodiac]

V

[pale wolf]

that is schnice

[bronze pollen]

First red stake win

[pale wolf]

this games just over already tbh

i ectod

[unkempt relic]

roffle never ceases to amaze me with the titles of his videos

[bronze pollen]

WHAT

[split plinth]

is that street rat

[pale wolf]

wut

[split plinth]

from ortalab\

[pale wolf]

it is not

[split plinth]

oh

[pale wolf]

idk what that is lol

[knotty zodiac]

did u click

[bronze pollen]

GG

[ancient gyro]

oh you actually sold ft

with bp I wouldve kept it

[pale wolf]

meh im just cruisin thru this seed

it sucks that rebate is better than this

[sly prairie]

Easy

[pale wolf]

idk my redcard is 2x this

[ancient gyro]

excluding its poly

from b4

[pale wolf]

Amazing stickering opportunity

[pale wolf]

oh true

[bronze pollen]

It’s that time of game boys and girls and things

What’s that card

[slow iris]

baron

[pale wolf]

omg a non blue run

[bronze pollen]

No

[ancient gyro]

what happened to blue++

[bronze pollen]

Order

[pale wolf]

boring

lol

[pale wolf]

also these

[bronze pollen]

This is the difference

[ancient gyro]

that's rich coming from you

[pale wolf]

🦓

my main audience is myself tbf

[ancient gyro]

tobuscus

[lament condor]

Why didn't you censor the b*ron

[bronze pollen]

Sorry

[fringe nebula]

youtube video title : baron did it again

[cosmic sun]

Endless brained player spends entire video essay reading off the Balatro wiki page for Baron

More effort will be put into editing than the actual script

[red briar]

the baron files 💔

[bronze pollen]

Jeffery Baron

[red briar]

Bro has all those kings in his deck

[bronze pollen]

Insanery

[red briar]

Praying you fumble this run

[bronze pollen]

Oh I already fumbled

[red briar]

you fumbled the microsecond you thought about taking that card

isnt it called supernova

or something

i forgo

[sly bolt]

hello chat I'm pretty new to the game, how do I unlock the scribbled joker?

[red briar]

Son

Scribbled Joker

[sly bolt]

yes

[red briar]

how do i get the blue joker

[sly bolt]

idk

[red briar]

aw

[compact gazelle]

discard four 7s of clubs at once I hope this helps 👍

:3

[naive frigate]

Hey buddy

Slow down on them aces alright

[bronze pollen]

Hehe

Yeah no

[stark acorn]

stencil?

[slow iris]

not possible

don't try it's just not possible

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[rose smelt]

I love you balatro😀

♥️♥️♥️

[rose smelt]

Would NOT be legendary

[bronze pollen]

Sock rank

[rose smelt]

What💔

Like uncommon?

[bronze pollen]

No

[rose smelt]

Or at the same lvl as soci

Sock

[bronze pollen]

Sock rank

[rose smelt]

Hm

Ehh

[bronze pollen]

The sock he never picks up

[rose smelt]

For it to be MAYBE legendary it would be every ante

And its+2

Actually

I think it should be like

0.2 chips added to the joker every time?

And it never resets

That would be legendary

[bleak blaze]

Day 4 of trying to Gold Sticker Merry Andy

1192/1200 stickers and its that mf named Andrew who's so happy for some reason

[shell rock]

i guess bro

[waxen quartz]

probably yellow deck, just have to see a bunch of jokers so focus econ. on average seeing 250 shop cards gets all the uncommons

[shell rock]

i had a really good run and then i had idol hit the card i had like six of (all from standard packs btw) and it was verdant leaf anyway

the one situation where idol could have helped

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[vale shale]

Good morning.

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[echo sphinx]

this is certainly a run

[echo sphinx]

red

[vale shale]

New challenger.

Inb4 1 take yorick lmk

[echo sphinx]

lol

[vale shale]

Wait hold

[echo sphinx]

NO SHOT

go

[vale shale]

IT ALWAYSSSS TRIBBBBB

It's also foil

[echo sphinx]

rip

[vale shale]

Which is good

[echo sphinx]

foil triboulet

insane temperance value

[vale shale]

Sell trib for rtb lmk

[echo sphinx]

id buy that voucher cut and destroy my own interest

[bronze pollen]

Hey question what does green stake do?

Oh

[cedar sable]

i found balatro reference

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[cedar sable]

at least it's not chicot

[solemn tapir]

😭

[cedar sable]

why

[vale shale]

I genuinely would rather have chicot lol

Anyways

[oblique matrix]

brother got like the perfect trib set up

[cedar sable]

also why

[cedar sable]

nah it needs sock

[oblique matrix]

is bro gonna need shoes next?

[cedar sable]

either that dusk idk

any retriggers would be nice tho

[versed sable]

ante 39 tomorrow

[cedar sable]

how much stencils there is

[versed sable]

just the one

emotional support

[cedar sable]

wild

ggs on endgame tho

[ancient gyro]

what you wanted more

[cedar sable]

yes

because

idk

[versed sable]

technically more stencils would be bad

[cedar sable]

it's stencil

[versed sable]

i don't wanna score more xdd

[cedar sable]

fair enough

and you can't ankh it

[molten thicket]

cracked ass seed

[ancient gyro]

shouldn't you strengthen those queens for more money

[cedar sable]

almost half a million

[versed sable]

it's not more money

[cedar sable]

just 1 more chips

nothing much

[versed sable]

i hold the strength until end of round just in case i need it for deckfixing so i can play the right hand tho

[cedar sable]

ah

[ancient gyro]

i thought bugged parking probability counter resets when any held in hand effect gets triggered

[cedar sable]

omg i just realized

flareon

fire fox

[versed sable]

correct!
i made that mistake earlier dw

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[versed sable]

it's all guaranteed cause dice, it doesn't matter

[ancient gyro]

son of a bitch

[molten thicket]

what's bugged parking probability

[cedar sable]

balala

[versed sable]

hi

[cedar sable]

[dark lava]

made this in ibis

reference

[versed sable]

we were both smart enough to think of it and yet we both forgot dice for a bit
lol

[serene forge]

its bad

[versed sable]

i only have one or two queens in hand anyway

[serene forge]

noob

[ancient gyro]

you had so much more at one point

[versed sable]

i think there's only 15 queens left in the deck of of 188, total

[ancient gyro]

fwp

i reckon you're taking a long break after tomorrow

[versed sable]

having tarot tycoon and the ability to reroll 50 times per shop with effectively 0 consequence is good for deckfixing

[ancient gyro]

figures

[versed sable]

it's gonna be two days at the earliest qwq

i am not getting through a full serpent in one day-

[cedar sable]

just get oops all 6 it's not that hard

free mult

[molten thicket]

can't you use saturn or smth

[versed sable]

also i have to do my 5 minute coding adventure to figure out how much money i can make with keeping baron lmao

[cedar sable]

like istg

[ancient gyro]

fone

[molten thicket]

fone 👍

[versed sable]

i am on the end of ante 38 after being in a rn for two months
and i am on mobile
it's a bit late for that

[vale shale]

I continued the run

Which I never do

[versed sable]

-# i wanna see if i can score my e3200+ while still getting $5m lmao

[ancient gyro]

r1000 btd6 moment

[molten thicket]

insane dedication id die before that

[vale shale]

"Rarely do"

[cedar sable]

tbh get rid of mail in rebate

bc uhh

blueprint brainstorm

wait

I'm high

[versed sable]

my battery is trying its best

[ancient gyro]

prob 20 dollars depending on replacement service

[cedar sable]

yeah get rid of mail in rebate

[versed sable]

its okay that's only one hermit's worth

[waxen quartz]

it's still annoying that baron/mime is the only thing that gets you out of the ante even with 13 copy jokers

[ancient gyro]

an annoyance im never gonna experience

[versed sable]

lmao

you leave the stupid endless stuff to me

[noble depot]

woah.

hand size is 5 btw, took another ecto bcs I already skipped the dice twice

misprint, castle, 8 ball and astronaut are nat negatives, i got drunkard and reserved parking from tags

[heavy heron]

idol pick up on ante 6

was a good idea!

it’s kinda crazy how you open one standard pack and find a poly 10 diamond and that just kinda…

carries your run

[calm furnace]

seed has no saturns

[odd plank]

some guy from this server dm'd me witha gambling discord

like an actual one

[knotty zodiac]

doesnt look like saturns are required heh

[calm furnace]

found shortcut last shop before ante 8

[cedar sable]

i wish i can do gold stake man

[calm furnace]

but i was barely scoring enough

was depending on straight flushes to clutch rounds

sigil and suit changers carried

[calm furnace]

why not

[viscid sluice]

just had a jokerless run fail at ante 7 tons of glass and steel card a level 30 straight a 40 card deck with pretty good distribution for striahgts and just at ante 7 just no straights pulled

i had the scoring to pass ante 8 so annoying

[echo sphinx]

shortcut gamin?

[serene forge]

noob

[serene forge]

free mult at the cost of two joker slots

think about that for a second

[serene forge]

shortcut is a scoring jonkler

[echo sphinx]

lmao real