🕹・game-discussion

[naive frigate]

Thanks mate

[static fern]

😭

the plant can’t be that bad

i mean

[naive frigate]

Plant ruined more runs than there is trees on earth

[static fern]

😭💔

[left sorrel]

Anyone wants to?

[patent sail]

Do you want to play Balatro?

Its simple, you decide a deck and stake, and try to beat the first 8 antes (Restarts allowed). Then you send screen pics of the YOU WIN!/GAME OVER screen to #🕹・game-discussion and get judged for picking up that Throwback!

[echo sphinx]

sobbing

[naive frigate]

Ok but what if i don't want to

[patent sail]

nobodys asking you

you WILL

[wicked sequoia]

screw you I'm never grabbing throwback

[naive frigate]

Tell me officer

[tranquil steppe]

I’m sorry for your loss

[wicked sequoia]

that man is STINKY

[naive frigate]

Have you ever seen a city topple like a house of cards

It's beautiful

[patent sail]

house? cards? like a full house? balatro reference

[naive frigate]

I will slime you

[patent sail]

nyah

[tranquil steppe]

Slime needs to be in the next Smash

[naive frigate]

Nyah like netanyahu

[patent sail]

i have a habit of adding throwaway cards into my high cards/pairs and fucking up half joker triggers

[left sorrel]

no politics

[naive frigate]

Is saying the last name of a president politics now

Holy shi

[wicked sequoia]

is he in balatro

[tranquil steppe]

Yea not allowed. No freedom of speech here. No names bruh. What were you thinking?!??? How could you???? You monster!

[wicked sequoia]

There is no free speech on discord 🙏

[left sorrel]

go to off topic them

[minor portal]

he must be, because green deck exists

[patent sail]

#🕹・game-discussion Joker

1 in 2 chance to have something to do with balatro

[tranquil steppe]

Yes. Bush. Politics. Bam

[naive frigate]

Why didn't you go to off topic to tell me no politics?

It's not related to balatro

Go to off topic to tell me to go to offtopic

[tranquil steppe]

Gotem

[naive frigate]

Cuz that's off topic

[sharp orbit]

i had two polychrome blackboards only (i used ankh) and i lost when i ran out of discards and the hands were hearts and diamond :c

[left sorrel]

🥸☝️

[naive frigate]

🥸☝️

[minor portal]

those who bala troll

[naive frigate]

🥸☝️

[patent sail]

just when i said psychic isnt bad i get absolutely destroyed by him because i cannot read

[wicked sequoia]

karma joker

[left sorrel]

Reading is the toughest boss

[sharp orbit]

i’ll destroy you

[patent sail]

yes please

[sharp orbit]

Good boy

uh

[patent sail]

🐈 🎉 💝

[sharp orbit]

they/them?

good enby :3

[oblique kernel]

huh

[sharp orbit]

10/10 would hit

[patent sail]

said anyone but Wheel of Fortune

[sharp orbit]

[patent sail]

ill take that offering

[minor portal]

space joker 👀

[naive frigate]

I got 4 foil jokers in a row

[tranquil steppe]

RIP half

[naive frigate]

Am i cheating

[sharp orbit]

me and the three negative space jokers i had one time, absolutely dominating the place with two pairs

[patent sail]

im on nebula im lowk spamming straights

[oblique kernel]

does anyone know how to add mods on the pc xbox version of the game?

[sharp orbit]

no shush

[oblique kernel]

☹️

[sharp orbit]

ps5 is better than any xbox

[minor portal]

There are no such thing as mods

[sharp orbit]

Anyway

back to balatro

[humble gulch]

Bro

[sharp orbit]

what

[sharp orbit]

balavro 🥀

[rustic haven]

o7

[patent sail]

so how does telescope decide what to give if several hands have the same amount of plays

[rustic haven]

no blank voucher no directors cut

no ecto

[sharp orbit]

hai karuuuu

[rustic haven]

hi

[echo sphinx]

thonk

[rustic haven]

im suffering

hru

[humble gulch]

The higher one

[sharp orbit]

i wanna hit

[rustic haven]

[sharp orbit]

Balatro is peak

[rustic haven]

what

[patent sail]

okay but

i have both Straights and Full Houses on 3 and both are highest

[oblique kernel]

the higher leveled one

[humble gulch]

Full house is worth more

[sharp orbit]

[patent sail]

so full house FUCK

i need STRAIGHT

[humble gulch]

Since it's higher

[rustic haven]

twin manifest i get good gs runs when i get home

[patent sail]

okay yeah i get what does "higher" mean in this context now

as higher in the list

[naive frigate]

Should wrathful perish

[humble gulch]

Free win

[humble gulch]

Yes

[waxen fable]

guys i wonder what build this gonna be

[rustic haven]

asking if a common +5 mult joker should perish over blackboard is crazy

[oblique kernel]

straight flush 🔥 🔥 🔥

[echo sphinx]

do i take it.

[rustic haven]

apparently bro is the next big thing here too

[rustic haven]

hrm...

i dont think so

[waxen fable]

i assume you are playing flushes

[rustic haven]

wrll

how long on rebate?

[naive frigate]

How could you guess

What gave it away

[waxen fable]

no base mult is concerning

[echo sphinx]

rental, no expiry

[rustic haven]

oh shit

thought it was

perish

[waxen fable]

checkered.... wrathblud..... photoblud

[rustic haven]

i mean you could

[naive frigate]

Mail in tho

[rustic haven]

its early enough

[waxen fable]

ive seen this a million times

[echo sphinx]

how many flush levels

[rustic haven]

im scared for your next few blinds tho

[waxen fable]

yes dis important

[rustic haven]

while it scales to 3x

[naive frigate]

How did you notice that

[patent sail]

photochud

[naive frigate]

Uh

One

[waxen fable]

you post ts? son

[echo sphinx]

die lol

flush blackboard is hell on earth

[patent sail]

anyways that negative runner run killed itself

[waxen fable]

that wrathful stays until you find ounces of jupiter

[drowsy rain]

I’ve never played flushes with a blackboard

[rustic haven]

youd have to play for heart or diamond flushes

[naive frigate]

Got some news for you 😭

[waxen fable]

yea blackboard is a small hand type joker

[rustic haven]

i have

its easy

[waxen fable]

wat

[echo sphinx]

still impsosible

[rustic haven]

its not

[naive frigate]

Idk guess

[echo sphinx]

actually even MORE impossible

[drowsy rain]

stop lying it’s a huge hastle when you can simply play pairslop

[waxen fable]

no

[oblique kernel]

it just makes it really hard and you're likely to get into a jam

[echo sphinx]

cuz u need exactly 5 of [hearts, diamonds] and no more light suits

[rustic haven]

sure, but apparently its impossible

[naive frigate]

Okay

[rustic haven]

fairly easy

[ancient gyro]

i have a recent seed you can try out

[echo sphinx]

can you imagine discarding One (1) card and seeing that heart pop up over and over

[drowsy rain]

I never said that and I don’t agree with anyone who has lol

[waxen fable]

we get it. u won this run

[oblique kernel]

not consistently

[rustic haven]

i wanan try out all of your seed

seeds

[naive frigate]

2 planet packs not a single jupiter the fuck

[oblique kernel]

that's pure RNG

even if you have smeared joker

[naive frigate]

This shi is not helping is it

[echo sphinx]

ehhhh

skip

[patent sail]

whats he gonna do 😭

[naive frigate]

El multo

[drowsy rain]

What’s with the photograph

[rustic haven]

photo doing fuck all here

😭

[patent sail]

its gay so

[ancient gyro]

here u go

[rustic haven]

more of a reason to get out

[naive frigate]

Photo brings a good vibe to the func

[tranquil steppe]

Normally yes but nah. Especially with holo rebate

[patent sail]

no it does NOT

[rustic haven]

i see ancient

[drowsy rain]

It’s polychrome now so it’s a good keep

[patent sail]

chad sure

photo does Not

[drowsy rain]

but just wondering

[naive frigate]

Photo my day 1 vro

[echo sphinx]

lets go again

[tranquil steppe]

Ancient is a cheat code fr fr

[ancient gyro]

yeah do whatever you want

[patent sail]

photo my day NEVER cro

[rustic haven]

you think im beating it?

[naive frigate]

Son 😭

[echo sphinx]

probably ye

[naive frigate]

That's a bad choice of words

[ancient gyro]

two ppl have so far so

[patent sail]

i killed a photochad run today but won several straights spam runs

[echo sphinx]

ancient is right there

[rustic haven]

given my track records

[naive frigate]

Should photo get the fuck out lowk

[echo sphinx]

both times with hiero 😭

[rustic haven]

i meant what i said

[tranquil steppe]

🎵 just beat it, just beat it 🎵

[drowsy rain]

lol not for a judgement

[patent sail]

what is it even doing anyway

[echo sphinx]

no

[patent sail]

but no

[naive frigate]

1.5x mult theoretically

[echo sphinx]

its carrying more weight than blackboard lol

[ancient gyro]

both with suboptimal plays

[naive frigate]

Damn wha

So does blackboard have to go

[echo sphinx]

2x and 1.5x is 3x

[rustic haven]

the blackboard hate is wild

[oblique kernel]

every judgement can be a natural negative blueprint 🔥 🔥 🔥

[echo sphinx]

and. u just have to play a face

[drowsy rain]

2x on a lvl 1 base flush

[echo sphinx]

not "pray the held in hand is exactly that many"

[naive frigate]

Aight so do i just

Sell el boardo

[echo sphinx]

idk what u gonna hope from a judgement pull om

[echo sphinx]

well yeah thats kinda fucked lol

[naive frigate]

Baron should help

[drowsy rain]

It’s poly so it’s an easy keep but don’t just roll a judgement

[echo sphinx]

blackboard same problem

[patent sail]

no???

[ancient gyro]

ok fine here's a more blackboard esque seed

[echo sphinx]

except can mult the holo. i guess

[patent sail]

fuck is he gonna do 😭

[ancient gyro]

try to win with flushes most played

[naive frigate]

He a king he knows a guy who knows a guy

[echo sphinx]

die lol

(at least its easier than blackboard on flush)

[tranquil steppe]

Just spam pairs with a face card in the pair

[patent sail]

real funny, game

[drowsy rain]

Your build is already game winning on white stake, just stack blue seals and jupiters and scout bosses before the f you

[naive frigate]

Can y'all just give me an answer do i sell the blackbaord or not

[drowsy rain]

and take obvious xmult

[tranquil steppe]

No

[echo sphinx]

find better

[humble gulch]

Bro

[echo sphinx]

blackboard is a

[naive frigate]

I'm not even trying to win i'm trying to get the uhh

[echo sphinx]

what the fuck

[naive frigate]

Score all hearts in hand

Achievement

[oblique kernel]

get popcorn outta there

[ancient gyro]

we dont sell blackboard

[echo sphinx]

blackboard is a wakeup call to pivot away from flush

[drowsy rain]

Then just get a sun

[naive frigate]

FUCKING FINALLY

JEEZ

[patent sail]

noooo not my emotional support popcorn

[naive frigate]

Now i have to find either a stuntman or another one

Wait fuh

I blew my chance

I had the -1 hand size boss

Fuuuhh

[drowsy rain]

I have no idea what achievement you’re even talking about

[naive frigate]

Aight it's fine

[drowsy rain]

is it the wild card one

[naive frigate]

Chat

[naive frigate]

Ion know i just saw a card in the main menu that was locked and said socre all hearts in hand

[zinc hawk]

Second naneinf attempt this week where the only thing I was missing to get past Ante 24 and start looking for a Burglar was an ecto to get my fourth copy joker 😭

[echo sphinx]

photochad unrionically goes hard lol

[naive frigate]

Hanging chat

[drowsy rain]

Oh that’s to unlock a joker

[echo sphinx]

blackboard sell

judgement gambit into sell

(or not)

[zinc hawk]

Super frustrating when you have every voucher you need

[naive frigate]

Do i place photo first or chad first

Like the arrangement

[echo sphinx]

arrangement for playing card effect dont care

[ancient gyro]

potential streak ending deck start

[naive frigate]

Bet

[drowsy rain]

planet levels bro… planet levels

[echo sphinx]

guaranteed ante 2 survival

(sus but lets roll)

[drowsy rain]

holo mystic summit ante 1 steak too juicy

[naive frigate]

Dam i need that flush level

[patent sail]

holographic jimbo, run is saved

unconditional +14? sign me up

[echo sphinx]

actually question

at what number does a scaling +mult joker usually end up at

+60?

[humble gulch]

25 mult in exchange of 2 dollars is not that bad

[naive frigate]

Yeah

FINALLY

A JUPITER

[humble gulch]

There's a burglar next ante, trust

[ancient gyro]

i just have a history with greenie

[tranquil steppe]

About tree fiddy

[ancient gyro]

i don't want a burger

[naive frigate]

Lord

If you hear me

Give me a stuntman

[echo sphinx]

a wot now

[weak relic]

Photoslop

[drowsy rain]

son you have a castle that’s basically stuntman lite

[tranquil steppe]

Google it

[oblique kernel]

is there a consensus joker tier list out there?

[naive frigate]

I don't need the stuntman for chips vro

[tranquil steppe]

No

[echo sphinx]

no pls i want to be sane

[tranquil steppe]

6,7 I’m Kevin, 7/11

[oblique kernel]

with as many out there it doesn't feel like it would be that hard to make

[drowsy rain]

You could make the theoretical correct list but since this is a roguelike there will never be one

[echo sphinx]

probably ye

[ancient gyro]

not without special restrictions

[naive frigate]

Shiii

But that's lowk useless tho

[oblique kernel]

well i'm not talking objectively just based on existing tier lists

[echo sphinx]

every tierlist that has showman at the very bottom is valid enough true

[weak relic]

Why rebate but no econ

[naive frigate]

No?

[drowsy rain]

tier list of tier lists

[naive frigate]

Rebate for econ and holo

[echo sphinx]

id take ngl

over card sharp

[naive frigate]

Card sharp don't sell for 3 bucks bro

[echo sphinx]

oh right

fuc

[oblique kernel]

i just mean based on their average relative tier in a set of tier lists

that seems easy enough

[naive frigate]

Maybe sell rebate and card sharp

[echo sphinx]

how u so broke lol

[naive frigate]

That could work tho

[naive frigate]

I spent all my money on re rolls hoping for stuntman

[drowsy rain]

And then rolled to 0?

[naive frigate]

Ye

[echo sphinx]

imagine if that sock was a stuntman instead

u got off lucky

[naive frigate]

I need stuntman for a joker that you can unlock by scoring all hearts in hand

[echo sphinx]

or unlucky because there's no stuntman

[ancient gyro]

a lot of inexperienced players will heavily skew the results compared to actual placements for their niches

[naive frigate]

I would sell all my shi and get the achievement

I've beat checkerd on orange steak ion need this white steak

[oblique kernel]

i would definitely only choose people who have claimed to beat C++

[naive frigate]

Stake

[ancient gyro]

that doesn't really narrow it down

[patent sail]

double negative tag, game is really trying to bait me so bad

[naive frigate]

How did i misspell stake twice

So do i just sell rebate and sharp

[ancient gyro]

c++ is a timed achievement more than a skill achievement

[echo sphinx]

c++ is not rly skill

[drowsy rain]

Just do white stake, greed for econ, roll down to $25 every round

if that’s your goal

[oblique kernel]

well still it's a valuable weedout if you're looking for constraints

[ancient gyro]

i would probably choose ppl that have successfully completed gsg

[echo sphinx]

c++ is kinda hoping u get a good run and seeing WORST JOKER SUPERIMPOSITION and carrying its FRAUD ASS to ante 8

[naive frigate]

My goal is to get haged man and stuntman

On checkered

[echo sphinx]

whats gsg

[ancient gyro]

i can tell you right off the bat that it's not

[ancient gyro]

gold stake gauntlet
c+ without dying

[echo sphinx]

black deck is gonna be a massive pain in the ass

[patent sail]

fuck The Eye

[ancient gyro]

please don't

[humble gulch]

Rate my pairslop

[drowsy rain]

there’s a subreddit for that I just know it

[echo sphinx]

do not The Eye

[echo sphinx]

10

[patent sail]

its not even a pairslop run yet its still gonna obliterate me rn

[echo sphinx]

can i not do black stake and say i did gsg-

[ancient gyro]

no

[patent sail]

yup got killed on a straights run

[echo sphinx]

ok can i do black deck first and then run the gauntlet and say i did gsg

[oblique kernel]

what's everyone's least favorite boss blind that's not highly complained about by the community at large?

[patent sail]

the eye is now officially homophobic

[oblique kernel]

mine would probably be the manacle on early ante runs

[drowsy rain]

opinion on the mouth?

[patent sail]

tooth

[oblique kernel]

tooth sucks

[patent sail]

would be lowk free rn

[weak relic]

Punching bag because pairslop spam ahahaha

[echo sphinx]

hot take are usually bad takes but uhh
i hate psychic

because i cannot read

[ancient gyro]

least favorite depends on the player, universally worst boss would be needle

[patent sail]

two straights played and its dead

[potent rover]

the eye when i can't read

[echo sphinx]

the eye is a bit annoying too

[turbid nova]

The mark

[oblique kernel]

honestly needle isn't that big of a deal for me personally since i like to scale a secondary 5-card hand up to one-shot

[patent sail]

The Nose

no hands can be played

🔥🐎

[echo sphinx]

not cuz. u need to play a bunch of different hands yeah it sucks but
the game doesn't tell you what you've previously played

[turbid nova]

The needle is fine

[ancient gyro]

needle hurts 5 card hands when you simply can't draw your 5 card hand

[oblique kernel]

the water is the one that has burned me the most personally

[weak relic]

Ox when I'm not using an obelisk

[drowsy rain]

Pretty sure the only times I lose to the mouth are when I accidentally autopilot a high card hand to dig

[weak relic]

I love my econ

[turbid nova]

It hurts early pairslop

[patent sail]

the worst boss blind is whatever i died to last run

[ancient gyro]

while also needing to score as much as wall per hand, with one hand

[naive frigate]

Can the fucking game just give me the fucking stuntman

[weak relic]

Why

[ancient gyro]

why seek for a specific rare

[oblique kernel]

i mean it's a rare joker

[naive frigate]

For -2 hand size

[echo sphinx]

probably the painted voucher

[naive frigate]

For a joker that you get by scoring all hearts in hand

[weak relic]

You tryna unlock palette voucher?

[ancient gyro]

what

[echo sphinx]

this sounds so dumb

what

[patent sail]

unlock

[oblique kernel]

mod joker?

[naive frigate]

Maybe it's not a joker

[patent sail]

its a real unlock

[naive frigate]

Ion know someone told me it's a joker

I just saw it in the menu and thought i should go for it

[oblique kernel]

not in the base game

[patent sail]

i dont remember what it is but its an unlock

[oblique kernel]

maybe you're thinking of bloodstone?

[echo sphinx]

i dont remember an unlock that modifies hand size or heart-based scoring

[patent sail]

yall dont get what hes saying

[naive frigate]

Shoot the moon

[patent sail]

unlock for playing all hearts in the deck at once

[echo sphinx]

:thonk:

[patent sail]

not sure whats -2 hand size gonna do for that but

[naive frigate]

Almost what i said

[ancient gyro]

so why would you restrict your hand size to do that

[patent sail]

yeah thats what im saying

[naive frigate]

Wait

[weak relic]

Yeah exactly lol

[ancient gyro]

it makes it harder to unlock stm for no reason

[naive frigate]

In the deck

Oh shi

[patent sail]

not sure whats -2 hand size gonna do

[naive frigate]

I thought in hand

[echo sphinx]

oh this one is just playing every heart

[naive frigate]

Oh shii

[patent sail]

TWIN

[echo sphinx]

rip

[patent sail]

THATS WHY I SAID ERRATIC DECK

[oblique kernel]

oh yeah that's shoot the moon

[naive frigate]

Ooohhh

Eratic deck

I thought that was the name of the unlock

Daamn

Shiiii

[oblique kernel]

shoot the moon honestly not my favorite joker in the world but if you want all 150 then go for it

[patent sail]

erratic is so free for suit unlocks

[weak relic]

Unstoppable confusion

[patent sail]

stm is insane

[naive frigate]

Yeah true

[patent sail]

powerful as hell

[ancient gyro]

mf finally remembered to play the game after 10 rounds of nothing

[ancient gyro]

blasphemy

[oblique kernel]

any non-hand size builds in particular it works with?

[drowsy rain]

Why is that the restriction

[ancient gyro]

itself

[echo sphinx]

some steel ig

[weak relic]

My my, rip your econ

[echo sphinx]

nice

[oblique kernel]

does it trigger before the steel?

[naive frigate]

9 heart cards seems doable

[ancient gyro]

im good

[oblique kernel]

i thought steel triggers before any joker

[echo sphinx]

it triggers after the steel

[patent sail]

hand size isnt that big of a restriction if its not below default

[drowsy rain]

Any ride the bus builds where you have to play face cards?

[ancient gyro]

it does

doesn't make it a hard inconvenience

[echo sphinx]

the trigger priority is from left to right

eg steel jack will trigger after all the stm procs

[ancient gyro]

they meant steel queens

[oblique kernel]

what would a sample build with stm look like?

[patent sail]

gold stake black deck was won with this queen particle accelerator (mini) this morning

[echo sphinx]

steel queens or smth idk it just works

[ancient gyro]

ignore the no pairs thing

[patent sail]

it first was money particle accelerator before getting converted into stm

[ancient gyro]

that's just my ++ gimmick

[drowsy rain]

Shoot the moon can either be a held in hand build or can simply just be any base mult in any build

that’s pairs

[weak relic]

High card gaming

[ancient gyro]

more like 3oak

[patent sail]

yall are talking about pairs so much i forgot im playing straights and almost wasted a hand on a pair

[ancient gyro]

hc was my obby ceiling

[echo sphinx]

holy what is that

[weak relic]

Oh yeah right

You have the thing

[patent sail]

wowww troubadour likes me lately

showing up every other run

not complaining tho, straights spam

[weak relic]

Straights joker

[oblique kernel]

troub is one of my favorites as a hand size andy

[patent sail]

yeah thats what im doing

[echo sphinx]

i like troub even when half the time its generally a bad thing

handsize is just so good

[patent sail]

im lowk actually having fun with nebula deck by making straights spam builds

[ancient gyro]

i don't play troub enough as it's mostly a detriment in general use cases

[echo sphinx]

i get to actually play big hand without being bogged down by 8 handsize

[patent sail]

im a straights enjoyer i LOVE troub

[weak relic]

I dont even remember the last time I used it for gold stake wins

[patent sail]

PAINTBRUSH oh my god my hands are so huge

[oblique kernel]

painted deck + double paintbrush + troub + midas mask

https://giphy.com/gifs/qOnWoPxXnm0Vi

[drowsy rain]

All this just to match an ounce of turtle bean power

[patent sail]

aaaand i get fucked by ante 4 tooth

[oblique kernel]

turtle bean enjoyers after 5 rounds pass

[patent sail]

econ is GONE

[weak relic]

Funny finisher blind bug

[drowsy rain]

Turtle bean enjoyers after they get 5 rounds of increased hand size value and use it to create an endgame build

[patent sail]

im triggering my card sharp on a straights build this is so funny to me for some reason

[weak relic]

Still not that useful nonetheless

Unless naneinf

[oblique kernel]

i will say i've been able to use turtle bean in this way before i just like troub for the consistent +2 hand size when i'm going for gold card builds

[ancient gyro]

call me a rentoid or whatever

[drowsy rain]

-1 hand = -1 $ per round

[oblique kernel]

you will own nothing and be happy

[ancient gyro]

6 streak curse broken

[drowsy rain]

just straight inefficient hand size increasing

[patent sail]

wow wait i fucking died

[oblique kernel]

but two more gold cards and -1 hand = +$5 per round

[ancient gyro]

assuming you have any prior to

[drowsy rain]

Meet hypothetical man

[patent sail]

WHERE is my straight

[ancient gyro]

and u can handle a 33% scoring increase requirement

[oblique kernel]

well i'm a midas mask enjoyer so i would only pick it up if i had that

[oblique kernel]

this whole game is about hypothetical builds

[ancient gyro]

yeah about that

[patent sail]

i need a mod that shows what hands have been played on card sharp i swear to god

[drowsy rain]

That’s why I will be hypothetically taking juggler 10x more often than troub

[weak relic]

I mean you already have that?

[patent sail]

im a simple not man, i see troub - i take, i die - i learn nothing

[weak relic]

Dont take it next time when it's not needed?

[patent sail]

no

i love it

you wont make me not take it

[weak relic]

Typical of you lot alright

[patent sail]

not the ante 1 aj i will not fall for the flush propaganda

who am i kidding i fell for it

nevermind i got typical entir suit bottomdecked moment

[naive frigate]

Finally bru

Getting all 4 of these cards in one hand was a pain in the ass

[weak relic]

You could've done that in a normal run by thinning down your hearts card count then play the remaining ones

[simple escarp]

Was it really ? I think i did it on accident

[weak relic]

Like 2 or 3 hearts cards

[glossy parrot]

Where the fuck is the comma

[patent sail]

i ate it sorry

(its a russian localization mod that i installed for my brother who doesnt speak english that does that)

(dont ask me why)

(no idea)

[naive frigate]

Was it really what vro

It was for scoring all hearts in your deck in one round

[weak relic]

Very easy

[simple escarp]

For the queen thingy joker ?

[naive frigate]

I wouldn't say very

[naive frigate]

Shoot the moon yes

[simple escarp]

Idk i unlocked it without even noticing

[simple escarp]

Im a fellow flush player yk

[patent sail]

i read fellow as yellow

[simple escarp]

XD

[patent sail]

i hate that i have to rely on flower pot rn

watch it betray me ante 7 again

[weak relic]

Get a splash

Honestly just sell it

It sucks

[patent sail]

eternal

[weak relic]

Son.

[fiery nymph]

i unlocked this unintentionally by playing the only heart card in my deck

[patent sail]

yup it betrayed me ante 7 and i died

its ALWAYS ante 7

[weak relic]

Dont take eternal flower pot next time

[patent sail]

well shit i had no other options to NOT die

it was doing something

until it wasnt

[weak relic]

Restart again

[patent sail]

they should hardcode telescope to choose straights over full houses, i dont NEED the earths you stupid voucher

[patent sail]

for the reasons of not getting killed i will say its not a serious suggestion

[naive frigate]

Twin

[stark charm]

Just kill heart

[naive frigate]

You're a lil late brodie

[ancient gyro]

instructions ignored

[stark charm]

Have you considered straight?? Or pair??

[ancient gyro]

in what situation would you be in for you to have fh played equal to straights that's not nebula

[cloud sinew]

obelisk /s

[patent sail]

1 on each

first 2 rounds

[ancient gyro]

excluding nebula

[weak relic]

Splosh

[ancient gyro]

yoinky sploinky

[stark charm]

Goldstake rework suggestion : all card rentals

[weak relic]

Earn no interest in any blinds

[stark charm]

Its rental price also inflate starting out at 1$ and double by 2 every round

[patent sail]

gold stake rework suggestion: ban @stark charm

[ancient gyro]

you're telling me flame made this barrier

[stark charm]

Just for you , bluestake rework suggestion : each discard cost 1$

[patent sail]

dont look out your windows tonight

[stark charm]

White stake rework: all playing card have a 1/6 chance to be debuffed after each trigger

[patent sail]

white stake rework: Photograph no longer appears in shops

[crystal berry]

lmao

[stark charm]

This guy would hate it

[patent sail]

yeah that ones specifically for you

[crystal berry]

Who

[stark charm]

Plants are coming!

[stark charm]

You , who else.

[patent sail]

Zombies vs Plants

[cloud sinew]

this would be miserable

and probably force lobotomy about as much as current blue stake does

[stark charm]

This is more miserable it is swapped😭

[stark charm]

Pairslop💔

[patent sail]

Pairslop❤️

[stark charm]

I play too much Pairslop

[crystal berry]

Lets be photograph and not tell duo and smiley face ahh

[patent sail]

ante 7 needle im so fucking scared

score wise im fine but what if i dont draw my straight

[stark charm]

Why don’t we make all small and big blind boss blind?

I wanna scale my rocket

[patent sail]

never suggest anything again

[patent sail]

im gonna commit several war crimes right now

thats literally what happened

[idle kernel]

the coding language?

[stark charm]

std::cout << “no”;

[patent sail]

im gonna end it all

[terse dock]

Mother Adulterer thats called Golden Needle

[naive frigate]

Pairslop it is

[idle kernel]

std::cout << "yes";

[naive frigate]

Do i save or open the buffon pack

[stark charm]

How do you lose with hologram

[patent sail]

not drawing my straight

[terse dock]

Needled

[stark charm]

Just do pair slop💔

[patent sail]

i assumed 4oak queens might just barely do it but no

[stark charm]

Just save dawg

[naive frigate]

No but i got el eggo

[stark charm]

Financial responsibility

[patent sail]

ts fucking deck was actually so fun RIGHT up until i said that its fun

i jinxed it so fucking bad

[simple escarp]

I sometimes play straight flush or flush house when the deck fixing and jokers allows it

[patent sail]

i was spamming the hell out of my straights

[stark charm]

Try Pairslop

[simple escarp]

Pairs are boring

[idle kernel]

you forgot

include <iostream>

int main(){

[stark charm]

But spamming pair and see number go up give dopamine

[stark charm]

I usually use bits/stdc++.h and signed main() for convenient in contest

[simple escarp]

But throwing whatever bullshit i have in my hand and see the game consider it as a straight flush gives dopamine too

[idle kernel]

idk anything about c++ 😭

[loud temple]

Two pairs are better than pairslop

[stark charm]

Also you need # before include

[stark charm]

Two pair slop

It literally just pair but with extra step

[idle kernel]

handslop

[stark charm]

Flush slop

[idle kernel]

flush five slop

[hearty tusk]

Five slop

Fislop

Slop

Lop

Op

P

[loud temple]

Fiveofakindslop

[hearty tusk]

‎

[stark charm]

Balatro slop , should just play blackjack

[loud temple]

Blueprintslop

[hearty tusk]

Welcome back

To slop liiiiive

[loud temple]

Cavendishslop

[stark charm]

I have suggestion, purple stake rework all card (playing card booster pack card and shop card) have 1/3 chance of being face down , you can’t see the tag and the card before buying or playing.

[naive frigate]

Aight y'all wish me luck

[left sorrel]

Do you want to play PVP Balatro?
(Without the mod)
Its simple, we decide a seed, deck, time limit and stake, and we try to score the best hand possible in the first 8 antes (Restarts allowed) . Then we send screen pics of the YOU WIN!/GAME OVER screen to eachothers DM (before the time limit) and see who wins.

[torpid notch]

Cavendih top tier card

[stark charm]

All face down card from booster pack will also be drawn face down

[naive frigate]

Should probably sell misprint before that

Can invis joker copy astronomer?

[left sorrel]

it can copy every joker

[loud temple]

My Favorite Joker

[left sorrel]

even another invis joker

[naive frigate]

Then i better sell it

[left sorrel]

yeah

[naive frigate]

The astreonomer right

[torpid notch]

The fool could only wish

[naive frigate]

The double tag could only wish

[stark charm]

Invis jonkler is Econ joker

[torpid notch]

Fr

[loud temple]

[stark charm]

Which deck is hardest to naninf

[naive frigate]

Ts peak

[cloud sinew]

probably painted

[terse vale]

well purple stake doesn’t need a rework

[torpid notch]

Mmmmmm pairslop

[naive frigate]

Oh.

[loud temple]

I just caught three Cavendish with hex on a seed this seed had a bright future

[naive frigate]

Bye egg ima need that 15 mult

[loud temple]

Bro

[naive frigate]

is that right

[loud temple]

Black

[frank grove]

what if you just had to check and press more buttons rework 😭

[frank grove]

black is easier than most decks are, the extra joker slot really matters in nan runs

[naive frigate]

Should probalby copy holo tho

[cloud sinew]

i would like you to come up with a good idea

[stark charm]

Redstake rework: lose 20% of your money when boss blind is defeated

[shell dagger]

We are missing information to give a good answer

[naive frigate]

3x on holo

Both

[shell dagger]

Your hand levels

[loud temple]

What is the most difficult boss blind?

[naive frigate]

Situational

Bust most of the times it's either the plant or the needle

They're 2 run enders

[shell dagger]

Anything but 4oak/flush/strush, abstract is better

[stark charm]

I am going with small blind are removed

[frank grove]

depends on so much

[stark charm]

Generally needle

[echo owl]

The needle

[loud temple]

everyone hates needle

[patent sail]

needle just killed me so needle

also even without that it sucks ass

[naive frigate]

That was a close one!

[stark charm]

Green stake rework

[patent sail]

white stake rework: The Needle no longer appears

[stark charm]

Voucher cost double

[naive frigate]

Every stake rework: the needle and the plant no longer appear

[patent sail]

plant is nothing

needle deserves to die

[shell dagger]

Vouchers are fun tho

[echo owl]

I hate violet vessel so much bro

[shell dagger]

Gold stake with 300k vessel would be free af

[frank grove]

what if situational and niche vouchers were even more useless 😭 and what if good vouchers cost you 20 dollars for some reason

[shell dagger]

And no vouchers just make it boring

[naive frigate]

Mfs be talking like that till their first baron and mime run

[loud temple]

[stark charm]

Wait

[patent sail]

had a few

[stark charm]

Greenstake is real?

[frank grove]

yeah green is the first score bump and then purple is the second

[stark charm]

WTH we actually have greenstake

[patent sail]

what

[naive frigate]

Sometimes people jsut be speaking stuff i swear

[torpid notch]

But violet vessel fucked up so many runs too

[formal spoke]

just got this today finally

[rich mauve]

[stark charm]

Blackstake rework: eternal joker take 2 joker slot

[naive frigate]

Holy unemployment

[stark charm]

Meh I have seen worse

[patent sail]

cavalry go!

[torpid notch]

Rude plus your on discord what do you expect

[formal spoke]

I have a full time job

[naive frigate]

Is calling someone unemployed rude now?

[patent sail]

yes???

[formal spoke]

I mean yeah

[patent sail]

always was???

[formal spoke]

I thought it was funny but

[patent sail]

twin 😭😭😭

[formal spoke]

you should be careful

[naive frigate]

Damn people be sensentive these days

[drowsy rain]

Or just make a whole new sticker and call them thicc

[rustic haven]

censor pls

[patent sail]

if i call someone something bad they get upset, wow!

[naive frigate]

So you're implying that all children are bad?

Wow

Yeah that tells a lot about you

[naive frigate]

Bro think he a part of the crew i'm crine

[patent sail]

i hate kids but thats not what i said

[stark charm]

Campfire

[naive frigate]

Alright

That makes sense

Wait a minute

[hearty tusk]

Tails?

[cloud sinew]

insulting someone is insulting, yes.

[echo owl]

Holy shit it’s you

[naive frigate]

Heads

[hearty tusk]

Funny?

[patent sail]

truly riveting concept

[stark charm]

We found the guy how many c++ have you done?

[naive frigate]

Being unenmployed is now a bad trait ig

[hearty tusk]

Huh??!??

How is it rude

Youre unemployed

[naive frigate]

Yeah like i'm unemployed myself like

If someone calls me unemployed i'm fine with that

[stark charm]

Unemployed

[hearty tusk]

I dont think thats the problem

[naive frigate]

I am unemployed

Im jobless

[hearty tusk]

Calling someone unemployed isnt an insult

[oblique kernel]

?

[naive frigate]

Read the conversation above brodie

[patent sail]

to be honest its oftenly used as one

[lament condor]

what should I be looking for (using king of spades)

I know i need sock and buskin

[patent sail]

it REALLY depends on the context

[naive frigate]

People say that someone is unemployed when the person has spent too much time on some specific thing most of the times in video games

[frank grove]

sock, dusk, glass and red seals if you dont already have them

[lament condor]

and im copying red seal glass kings with blueprints brainstorm

[naive frigate]

Because it's common for unemployed people to have a lot of free time

[drowsy rain]

Just sock and ectos

Glass red seal polychrome

[oblique kernel]

i mean it depends on your age and medical situation but like

[lament condor]

Sock over who

[frank grove]

over the second idol probably right?

[hearty tusk]

This is as stupid as saying the word "Job" should be, unironically, censored

[cloud sinew]

you said "holy unemployment" to someone showing that they have C++, even if you are fine with being called unemployed that doesn't mean it's any less insulting to other people

[patent sail]

i can call someone a bitch and it WILL be rude no matter if a person is upset by it or not, thats more of my argument here

[lament condor]

Yeah i usually add spoilers around the word || j*b || to protect the employment-sensitive

[hearty tusk]

Uuuuuh they were kidding????

[naive frigate]

Yeah i said holy unemployment because it is a joke, it's not an insult, there's a big gap between calling someone unemployed and calling osmeone a dumbass

[hearty tusk]

Buhuh?

[patent sail]

this argument is going far beyond what it should be

[hearty tusk]

Exactly

[frank grove]

this is the balatro discord after all 😭

[oblique kernel]

welcome to discord

[naive frigate]

😭

[patent sail]

well too bad this chat is usually anything but balatro

[naive frigate]

Im crine

[drowsy rain]

I think people need to take classes in online literature

[lament condor]

E48

[hearty tusk]

Saying that calling someone unemployed as a joke is an insult might be the worsy thing I saw all night

[lament condor]

Now how do I make number go even bigger

i need it past e123

[naive frigate]

WE all love canio right

[hearty tusk]

Trib ig

[frank grove]

if you need it past that point go baron mime instead

[oblique kernel]

eternal rental egg for good blessings

[lament condor]

B*rons aren't allowed in my build

[cloud sinew]

again, being a "joke" or "kidding" doesnt make it any less of an insult. if i call someone a slur or degrade someone's character as a joke, i'm still doing it.

[rich mauve]

I don't think it's possible without high card

[frank grove]

then you wont get that far

[hearty tusk]

UNEMPLOYMENT being compared to a SLUR?!

What the fuck are you on

[lament condor]

does ploy make number bigger by enough

[patent sail]

#🕹・game-discussion more like anything but the game discussion

[frank grove]

not to get to above e123

[shell dagger]

Blaltro

[heavy heron]

wait until you find out i'm employed and have C++

[naive frigate]

Did you just compare the word "unemployed" to a slur?

[hearty tusk]

You know what

[oblique kernel]

impossible

[shell dagger]

wait till you find out im unemployed and have 3 c++

[drowsy rain]

Chud canio relies on other things for him to work while yorick goes in raw and simply asks for your discards

[patent sail]

exactly the case for that other person btw

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

ok so they're just saying unemployed because they're jealous

ok i see

[patent sail]

wait till you find out im unemployed and i have 0 c++

[cloud sinew]

yes, it's called an analogy.

[naive frigate]

Holy employment

[lament condor]

Does he know?

[drowsy rain]

Make fun of him now but when that ante 16 verdant leaf hits you will think better than to slander him

[hearty tusk]

There is a difference between being disabled and being a lazy fuck

Lets just

[oblique kernel]

i'm employed in a 9-5 balatro grind

[hearty tusk]

Lets just talk about balateo man

[rich mauve]

balala

[hearty tusk]

Just balatro please

[heavy heron]

not sure what a balateo is

[patent sail]

no

[ancient gyro]

wait until i reveal my announcement of being employed and 6 c++ in for some time

[patent sail]

balatro sucks ass we have better things to talk about

such as

[hearty tusk]

Whatever the fuck is the plot anymore

[patent sail]

women kissing

[heavy heron]

bro when i saw you typing i was like "oh shit here comes the prime example"

[hearty tusk]

Whay about men kissing

[oblique kernel]

better yet men kissing 👀

[rich mauve]

ttue

[patent sail]

meh maybe if they are twinks

[rich mauve]

women kissing

[hearty tusk]

Gwinks

[drowsy rain]

insert that one baron mime picture

[heavy heron]

gwinks

[patent sail]

brick flying into your window

[hearty tusk]

Which is

[hearty tusk]

FUCK‐

[drowsy rain]

I’m not a witch please don’t lynch me

[hearty tusk]

Yaoi

[night bridge]

Its a classic atp

[frank grove]

till death do us part 😭

[hearty tusk]

Till shit do us fart

[patent sail]

till shit do us fart im NOT taking ante 1 baron

[oblique kernel]

this may be controversial but i would take the baron and mime here!

[rich mauve]

yeah

they have sell value

the doc play

[patent sail]

baron + sell button synergy

[hearty tusk]

Hey guys which joker would win in a fight

[oblique kernel]

the polychrome gives it even more money

[lament condor]

guys my favorite discord server looks like this what happened

[rich mauve]

chaos theory

[oblique kernel]

you can even keep it and get temperance play off of it

[patent sail]

i ate it

[hearty tusk]

Supernova no?

[rich mauve]

idk

[patent sail]

wee vs pants

[rich mauve]

maybe

[naive frigate]

Analogy and comparison are completely different

[oblique kernel]

why continue this

[patent sail]

we cant be continuing this

[hearty tusk]

Bro just

Just drop it

[naive frigate]

Oh shi

[hearty tusk]

Just shut up

[naive frigate]

Is the argument over

[hearty tusk]

Play balatro

[naive frigate]

Shit i'm sorry

[hearty tusk]

Play balala

[patent sail]

YES

[rich mauve]

you know

here

[hearty tusk]

Play balala

[rich mauve]

[naive frigate]

Fuh is balala bro

[oblique kernel]

obviously pants there's not a pants i've wee'd in that have ripped

[cloud sinew]

an analogy is a comparison

[rich mauve]

common enemy

unite us all

[heavy heron]

😭 i know right LOOLL

i was thinking that the whole time

[hearty tusk]

Drop it woman

[lavish harbor]

Anyone have any advice for gold stake plasma?

[oblique kernel]

ummmmm mods! mods!!!!

[patent sail]

#🕹・game-discussion is the real general of the server

[shell dagger]

2 pair

[rustic haven]

poker roguelike game with jokers

[naive frigate]

Fuh is cryptid doing there without perkeo

[lavish harbor]

Really two pairs?

[lament condor]

naneinf was gone when eternal supernova was taken

[shell dagger]

ye

[patent sail]

emtional support

[naive frigate]

Isn't it like gender neutral in this context

[rich mauve]

you always take the speculative cryptid

[ancient gyro]

spectral blocking

[hearty tusk]

I just want to sound like an assholr

[oblique kernel]

lmao

[patent sail]

hold on i have an even better one

[patent sail]

FUCK

[naive frigate]

Any naneinf advice?

[lament condor]

brainstorm in the wraith

[hearty tusk]

Discord vs Reddit, whos worse

[naive frigate]

Pls help i had to sell a joker cuz of verdant leaf 😭

[oblique kernel]

maybe if he had wee joker, but alas

[patent sail]

new naneinf strat: 5 balatrillion Jimbos

[hearty tusk]

Bitch what brainstorm

[oblique kernel]

this is my go-to

[rich mauve]

wait can we know what challange is this

[patent sail]

wait till you hear about flower pot naneinf

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[patent sail]

mad world

[lament condor]

It gave me a nat negative perkeo

[oblique kernel]

👀 my ears are open

[drowsy rain]

That’s ok I’ll stick to my 87 negative stencils

[hearty tusk]

Holy fuck😱

[hearty tusk]

My back is broken👀

[patent sail]

step 1: buy flower pot
step 2: sell it
step 3: get a proper naneinf build

[ancient gyro]

reddit doesn't have a representative pool of decent veteran players

discord has brooke

[oblique kernel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-panozzo-team-thepanozzoteam-thepanozzos-the-panozzos-U6v5T7a8dsSSNn79Jv

[rich mauve]

this naneinf that naneif

but have you ever thought about

obelisk naneinf?

[hearty tusk]

How's naneinf

[patent sail]

new naneinf strat: edit score through the game files

[naive frigate]

I'm done with el latro for today

[ebon condor]

naneinf when nanefinite walks in

[serene forge]

homeless guys call each other broke asses

[brave fox]

Having a ridiculous run rn, just doing anything to get outta orange stake lol

[hearty tusk]

Lmfao

[patent sail]

exactly how i felt playing black deck

but im finally free now

🎀🌸

[hearty tusk]

I love you, random very gay lesbian hornet who has yuri banner

[brave fox]

Im surprised i haven't managed a sticker on this madness joker

[drowsy rain]

100 negative merry andys, 80 negative hit the roads, 400 jacks

[rich mauve]

omg yuri banner

[patent sail]

server didnt let me say what i would call that build

[hearty tusk]

What are we looking at exactly

[heavy heron]

compare

[serene forge]

I should get a shirt that says "i <3 yuri" on it

[heavy heron]

shop before reroll and after reroll

[patent sail]

get one that says "i hate bloodstone"

[heavy heron]

or one that says “i hate bloodstone but love yuri”

[patent sail]

bloodstone + oops yuri

[drowsy rain]

How would one depict either

[lament condor]

or one that says "or one that says “i hate bloodstone but love yuri”"

[heavy heron]

no, no no that'd lose the charm

if you're going to do that

then it's gotta be

"or one that says "or one that says “i hate bloodstone but love yuri”""

[shell dagger]

You only need 14 andys and 75 roads

[lament condor]

or one that says "or one that says "or one that says "or one that says “i hate bloodstone but love yuri”"""