🕹・game-discussion

[cursive lion]

wild: any joker that relies on a suit
steel: steel joker, mime and any joker that activates on held on hand (reserved parking, baron, shoot the moon, raised fist)
gold: golden ticket, midas mask (paredolia/vampire,) any econ joker (bootstraps, bull, campfire, red card, flash card,) mime and any joker that activates on held on hand
lucky: lucky cat, oops all sixes, and i guess you can count retrigger jokers
glass: glass joker, canio (if you deckfix or have paredolia,) oops all sixes (if you are feeling lucky,) and i guess you can count retrigger jokers

[rustic haven]

saying i guess u can count retriggers for glass is wild

thats like the whole point of glass

😭

[cursive lion]

yeah that's true

basically steel/gold for held, lucky/glass for hand

[eager prawn]

Negative tag working

[rustic haven]

damn

thats value right there

[cursive lion]

4 mult is 4 mult

personally i choose lucky because 1) lucky cat my beloved, 2) i can focus on building my deck without worrying they would break before i am ready, 3) base mult and money

[rustic haven]

idrc abt lucky car

[stark karma]

Secret third thing

[rustic haven]

but

i just like lucky bc it feels nicer than playing for just gold

[stark karma]

Discarded cards

[rustic haven]

unless i have ticket

[rustic haven]

brotha might be from dandadan

[cursive lion]

hilariously i never seen or read it, i have the shirt because i love lucky cats, but also its really comfy like actually its really good cotton/wool quality

when i think of dandadan i just think of dan the diamond minecraft 😭

[echo sphinx]

this is certainly a run

[cursive lion]

how's dantdm actually doing

[rustic haven]

first shop

hm

[cursive lion]

HE'S STILL GOING STRONG

considering all things i think pulling around a few millon is still good considering thats hes probably is doing this more for the love of game now

[cosmic sun]

hes a pair of headphones away from talking about peloton

[eager prawn]

Ante 2 and this is getting serious

[unreal topaz]

that was quick

[rustic haven]

byebye abstract

[eager prawn]

T.T

[rustic haven]

or druankard

ig

[rustic haven]

W

[terse dock]

Negative Pareidolia then Drunkard

[cursive lion]

😭

[unreal topaz]

this was prob my easiest naneinf run like ever

i had hallucination, midas mask, and foil business card ante 2 and it all snowballed so hard

[eager prawn]

Damn

[icy turret]

Skipped every blind after picking up photo to try and sneak a win through... Nat neg soda showing up when i need a sticker on it was insane

[rustic haven]

fire

[eager prawn]

This run is blessing

[rustic haven]

W

ez showman

[novel rain]

Hmm... should I take? On Golden Needle

[rustic haven]

over rough gem

yes

[novel rain]

Perkeo

[rustic haven]

😭

wild

[glossy forge]

Blackboard goes, yeah?

Looks inside

Photochad

[rustic haven]

yea prob

[random terrace]

What help?

[glossy forge]

Im building obelisk, it is at 1.2x rn

[random terrace]

Nice

[rustic haven]

any ob is a good ob

so

[compact gazelle]

so beetles are actually the 5th suit of playing cards that thunk is adding

[lunar zealot]

Get out

[random terrace]

Is ts real because im genuinely gullible

[compact gazelle]

no its not

[ebon condor]

yeah beetles are the sixth suit after the fifth suit, guns

[compact gazelle]

beetles unlock new poker hands: spectrum, straight spectrum, spectrum house and spectrum five. they have a common joker (buggy joker) that gives +5 mult per scored beetle, as well as an uncommon joker (jewel beetle) that has a 1 in 2 chance to create a random non legendary consumable card for every scored beetle. the new suit changer tarot is called the hive and converts up to 2 selected cards into beetles, and the new boss blind is called the scarab and debuffs all beetles.

[random terrace]

Damn

[compact gazelle]

please applaud me i had to think of those :3

[random terrace]

Yes very genius

[compact gazelle]

:D

[random terrace]

I actually want that as a mod for some reason

[compact gazelle]

im so awesome :3

[random terrace]

But I can’t

I’m on iOS

[compact gazelle]

i wanna hear balatro players talking to themselves about "i need to make sure i draw my king of beetles here"

[random terrace]

“Then use the dna with my blueprints and brainstorms”

[compact gazelle]

"blue seal gold 3 of beetles in the standard pack"

"my main hand type this run is beetle flushes"

[random terrace]

“Ooh the bug deck allows for early beetle scaling”

[visual arch]

does anyone ever try to do naneinf on painted deck?

the handsize is kinda helpful

[compact gazelle]

"hey guys do yall think erratic deck should start with beetles"

[ebon condor]

generally joker slots are more important than innate handsize for naneinf

plus also naneinf on any deck other than plasma is very difficult w/o perkeo

[visual arch]

right now i have 4 copies

and with antimatter and another blueprint ill have 6

[placid ridge]

Cartomancer or Constellation? 🤔

[deft sandal]

nat negative smiley

I've been getting so much nat negative today

what should i sell (i want all of them for the gold stickers) 💀

nvm i sold crafty

W 4 new gold stickers

Mad joker/Fibonacci/8 ball/Obelisk

[ebon condor]

man this build is such handslop im really playing and scoring

[fringe nebula]

2 foil jokers with obelisk

[calm furnace]

insert "flush is bad" noises

mime is too good

[spring radish]

play 2v2 one day please

[jolly relic]

why cant cryptid just be added as its own mode in the base game

[rustic haven]

what a start to white stake plasma

told u

it follows me everywhere

[fringe nebula]

flush photochad isn't that bad tbh

not to mention that you have both brush and palette

[lament thicket]

do i sell a baron here for the brainstorm to put on mime?

[rustic haven]

yes

copy joker < actual joker copys

wait

copy joker > actual copy of joker

lol

since its interchangeable

[noble mango]

copy of copy joker > copy joker

[lament thicket]

ah fair ty

[rustic haven]

you can copy baron you can copy mime

ye

[noble mango]

but it doesn't always apply

[rustic haven]

also negative half joker on hcslop is so funny

hi jello

[noble mango]

heya

[rustic haven]

hru goober

[noble mango]

not good ig

[rustic haven]

:(

[noble mango]

long thinkin and crashout at how corrupt society is and how evil the world became, the fall of man and the crisises the end

then realized "why the fuck do i have to care"

[rustic haven]

real

[noble mango]

gosh man

humanity got thousand and million ways to end them

and problems they refused to adress

from economic to social

[solid bronze]

my question is, what happens if i have 2 dice AND bloodstone?

[echo sphinx]

4 in 2

no difference

[knotty zodiac]

great filter comin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Filter

[echo sphinx]

1 in 4 things become guaranteed

[knotty zodiac]

but at least we played some balatro before the end

[noble mango]

true

[solid bronze]

my best invis hit is sock in this case yeah?

[noble mango]

i mean there's just so many problems there

why don't we just " fuck all of those ill just +4 mult"

[knotty zodiac]

i win gg

[noble mango]

haha chip go brr

[echo sphinx]

nice

[solid bronze]

well

[knotty zodiac]

i still feel like you been trollin and hit c++ 2 weeks ago

[echo sphinx]

nope om

[solid bronze]

sold a bloodstone for luchador

i had 2

so don't you sob me here /j

hi baron

[noble mango]

why don't you sell chad

[rustic haven]

no.

[solid bronze]

i don't need 2 bloodstones yet

[solid bronze]

i picked order for temperence value

[rustic haven]

[calm furnace]

if im photochadding im either playing 3oak or flush

i dont like mercury scaling for photochad

[solid bronze]

magician does NOT exist here

[calm furnace]

but i wasnt even planning to photochad

was doing arrow

[solid bronze]

who mentioned photochad

[calm furnace]

arrow is too good

[noble mango]

from blood to chad now?

[solid bronze]

not switching to photochad

i mean chad can go now

[echo sphinx]

imagine if bloodstone wasnt sold

[solid bronze]

i now either keep baseball or throw him away

i think long term i want blueprint

[echo sphinx]

baseball out lol

imagine if you had 3 bloodstone

[solid bronze]

and ofc i copy the dice

dude get out

[echo sphinx]

lol

[solid bronze]

2nd baron in this seed

EARLY antimatter? no way

almost ready idol

the panacle of builds, now i need to find the ecto

[split condor]

Wait, so four fingers can do this. WTF.

[edgy stone]

What the...

[noble mango]

yeah four fingers is one of the weirdest jokers in game

but that work

AKQJ -> straight
AQJ9 -> flush

[solid bronze]

found my 1st ecto

[echo sphinx]

straight and flush in the hand, therefore straight flush

[solid bronze]

i now need the idol

[echo sphinx]

the most start

[solid bronze]

LUCHADOR I WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOU

he would've saved my ass on the plant if not for reroll boss

[split condor]

nice

[split condor]

should really be a straight of the same suit not just straight + flush, but four fingers would be useless without this feature

[solid bronze]

i'mma die to the fact of having 0 cards

i infact died cuz 0 cards, but it was a good run

[echo sphinx]

h m

lol

[fringe nebula]

find a blue seal and you're good to go

[echo sphinx]

if

[fringe nebula]

unless you really need flat mult

[echo sphinx]

i got another invis

STENCIL HIT

OK

[turbid nova]

oh wow

[echo sphinx]

mmmmmm

[turbid nova]

wait how much does stencil give here

[echo sphinx]

2

[turbid nova]

does it count as an empty slot

[echo sphinx]

stencil counts empty slots and other stencils

[outer pumice]

hi noob here if i have 2 blueprints 1 baron 1 mime what order should i place it like give blue print to each mime and baron or just putt both blue prints in baron?

half of my kings are red steel

[echo sphinx]

this is so fucked lol

[fringe nebula]

3 baron 1 mime

[brittle ocean]

Either one gives the same effect on red steel kings

[echo sphinx]

should i sell grimo

[brittle ocean]

If you have more red gold, go 3 baron 1 mime

If you have more non-red steel, go 2 baron 2 mime

[echo sphinx]

hand level

grimbo is at 50

[brittle ocean]

What for

[echo sphinx]

nothing

i have 2 stencil and 2 blueprints

[fringe nebula]

up 2 u

you already won

[echo sphinx]

ok imma do math

if i sell grimbo i go from 2^3 to 3^4

but i lose flat 50 mult

[brittle ocean]

What hand are you playing mainly

[echo sphinx]

anything i acn get

[brittle ocean]

x16 to x81

[echo sphinx]

4oak or pair

not precise x16 cuz one stencil copy goes before grimbo for brainstorm proc

[brittle ocean]

Oh yeah true

So (14 + 50)*8 for pairs

[echo sphinx]

anywhere between 5-10x more xmult payout

[brittle ocean]

Or 16*81 for quads

[spark kernel]

Fym i lost by 1k points 😭🙏

[echo sphinx]

5-10x seems absolutely ridiculous lol

[brittle ocean]

Probably selling grimbo is better then lol

[echo sphinx]

lets ball

MMMMMMMMM

got away with sticker

poor grimbo

[brittle ocean]

143/150 to c++ now?

[echo sphinx]

i honestly stopped tracking

if i dont see the c++ achievement on the right han disde im not at 150

[brittle ocean]

lol

I wonder if I should go for another c++

[echo sphinx]

h m

[brittle ocean]

The grind is kinda long

[echo sphinx]

H MM

[brittle ocean]

Just need a hologram now and you win

Oh ew perishable

[echo sphinx]

ye rip

still a second cert for 5 rounds

[fringe nebula]

take bp

next

I have a big hand

brush + palette + troub

[echo sphinx]

perkeo

what do i perkeo

20 odllars or hanged mans

[fringe nebula]

I would hangman

if you already have red seal from certif

go full steel build

[rustic haven]

like where is my baron dawg

[echo sphinx]

h m

[echo sphinx]

i got 2 so far

but no luck finding a chairot hit on them

[rustic haven]

sell jrimbo

u dont need scoring

[echo sphinx]

yeah but for who

[rustic haven]

its a myrh

myth

unvis

[echo sphinx]

lol

[rustic haven]

invis hits perkeo

pop an ecti

[echo sphinx]

we need a jimbo meme

[rustic haven]

ecto

it hits perkeo

u win

ez

[echo sphinx]

jimbo carrying the world

[rustic haven]

i thought baron was a stalker

but now hes fucking shy

like what

[spark kernel]

Is my joker setup good

[echo sphinx]

died to wall

again

[echo sphinx]

looks... fine

holy most of these jokers are suboptimal
well played

[noble mango]

uhuh nic
7/10

wtf
why is that loyalty card there
0/10

[echo sphinx]

what we taking

wait why is this even a question

[hardy jackal]

My Jokers are all MORONS

[patent sail]

game deadass trolling me

i get ONE good run and i immideately get ante 5 boss that hardcounters it

[tardy dust]

can I ask something about modded balatro here?

[patent sail]

wanna do STM? plant be upon ye

got a good clubs flushes run with agate and chad? the club comes your way

[patent sail]

#1209506514763522108 probably

[rustic haven]

same

342 rerolls

no baron

[patent sail]

#⚙・modding-general or that

[rustic haven]

love it

[tardy dust]

i swore this server had a modded chat but couldn't find it, thanks

[patent sail]

ante 1 stm game PLEASE dont throw an ante 5 plant at me this time i swear to god

black deck trolls me more than any other deck and its not even the -1 hand that i die to

[tranquil cedar]

“But... But I already paid for my house!”
Taxes:

I hate finding rentals in buffoon packs

[patent sail]

oh my goddd EVERY good joker is perishable

its not 30% its more like 70%

[tardy dust]

guys one question how does The Ox boss blind determine what hand is the one it's gonna pick?

[patent sail]

most played

[echo sphinx]

which do you reckon is harder to sitcker with

[patent sail]

bones to me

cat is scoring

[tardy dust]

why did it choose full house here if high card is my most played? I didn't play any hands prior to the ss

[patent sail]

it chooses at the start of the ante and cannot change

[tardy dust]

ohhh okay makes sense

[slow sentinel]

can someone help me

[patent sail]

full house was most played when you entered the ante so

[patent sail]

in terms of?

[slow sentinel]

im boutta die to plant and i have a decent joker setup

[patent sail]

look for luchador

thats all you can do

[slow sentinel]

no im on the plant

[echo sphinx]

a: scoring but needs a specific tarot then gamble for its appearance
b: nonscoring joker

[fringe nebula]

vampire + 18 purple seals

[slow sentinel]

i alr started

[patent sail]

also if setup is photochad get a glass number card and thats it

[fringe nebula]

A

[tardy dust]

ur cooked

[patent sail]

nothing you can do themn

[slow sentinel]

😭

[tardy dust]

should've hard rolled

[slow sentinel]

🥀

is this how it ends

[patent sail]

might still win vro

[slow sentinel]

hm

[patent sail]

7.9k from a non face hand

[tardy dust]

what is yorick at

[slow sentinel]

5X

[patent sail]

youre fine potentially

[tardy dust]

yeah u win

I think

[patent sail]

if anything its great that you got it this early

[slow sentinel]

just a high card?

[patent sail]

well what did you play

[slow sentinel]

i played a flush

😭

[patent sail]

man ion kmow then

[slow sentinel]

i think its wraps for me

[patent sail]

youre probably still fine

[slow sentinel]

hmm alr

[patent sail]

i mean you might as well try, not much else you can do

[tardy dust]

how likely is it that I get to ante 8 crimson heart and find a bean that same ante?

[patent sail]

well uhhhh thats a rather complicated question

heart its 1/5 thats easy

[tardy dust]

a bit early

[patent sail]

its the bean thats hard to calculate

[tardy dust]

i just need 5000 money overstock plus and block all uncommons but bean

[patent sail]

very easy to do ✅✅✅✅

top players dont want you to know this simple trick....

[tardy dust]

now I just need 350 red seal steel kings and naneinf

[patent sail]

easy

heres a simple and quick naneinf tutorial:

dont lose

hope this helps

[echo sphinx]

judgement pull

[tardy dust]

an IQ too high?

[tardy dust]

one time I got 2 judgements give me a baron and a blueprint straight, then I got a brainstorm next reroll

[patent sail]

brains are very gross and slimey im happy to not have one

[tardy dust]

I lost cuz I had no kings

[patent sail]

aaand another run that dies to some random bullshit on ante 4-5

black deck is eternal pain and suffering

[tardy dust]

ngl I've always wanted to play black deck endless cuz the extra joker slot tempts me, but I can never get past ante 2

except that one time where I did get a baron mime run and died cuz ectoplasm hit troubadour

[patent sail]

lowk hardest deck in the game

[patent sail]

do you only ever run baron mime 😭

[tardy dust]

yeah I'm just trynna beat my highest score

[tardy dust]

lmao

[patent sail]

black deck orange stake is FRYING me

[tardy dust]

you were absolutely right

[patent sail]

remind me again why do i need that c+

[frank grove]

grimbo gaming

[patent sail]

"hi im a pairs setup" looking setup

[cloud sinew]

stup

[tardy dust]

i swear every time I get perkeo early I never get a cryptid (or anything to copy for that matter) and when I don't I don't get any jokers and all cryptids ante 1

[patent sail]

exactly 12 bricks flying in your direction:

[echo sphinx]

die

base merry andy and get scary face ig

matador mmmm

[patent sail]

c+ should exclude black deck because im actually gonna end it all i have to do one more run on it ✅✅✅

[tranquil cedar]

I love pairs, charlie, I love pairs!!1!

[tardy dust]

it feels way easier to get brainstorm than blueprint idk why

[patent sail]

yup same

i get brainstorm way more often

[tardy dust]

my favourite jokers are mime and troubadour

[patent sail]

i have burnt and i never draw a pair on the first draw
i discard a 5 card high card
two pairs get drawn

[tardy dust]

if anyone even cares

[ebon condor]

i like the blue one

[patent sail]

my favorite joker is square

[tardy dust]

why

[patent sail]

hes pretty

[tardy dust]

ok

[patent sail]

the hook actually helped me by discarding low cards to make raised fist stronger

[tardy dust]

my most played jokers are still photo and chad from when i started playing

[patent sail]

where are xmults 😭

[tardy dust]

then bluepring brainstorm smiley face (no idea about this one)

[south monolith]

X mult is for the weak

All + mult

(I usually only get x mult late game)

[white flint]

which deck do i gold stake next no im not doing black deck

[south monolith]

Zodiac

[tardy dust]

the one that gives overstock

[patent sail]

do black so you dont have to do it later

[tardy dust]

idk the name

[patent sail]

zodiac

[tardy dust]

yeah that 1

[white flint]

i mean ill do black sooner or later

ill probably do it before that stupid erratic deck

[patent sail]

erratic was funny to me

full houses deck

[tardy dust]

I'm gonna do the challenges for the first time cuz I forgot about them

[white flint]

i have a burning hatred towards erratic cuz i prefer stability in decks over randomness

[tardy dust]

can some1 give me tips for omellete

[patent sail]

swashbuckler

[tardy dust]

I like erratic cuz I can get more kings right away and then build for baron mime

[patent sail]

i mean yup absolutely but AT LEAST it wasnt black deck

[south monolith]

What is everyone's most used everything?

[tardy dust]

I would show but I only actually play on mobile and I don't have discord on mobile

[south monolith]

Oof

[patent sail]

Square Joker
Hermit
Mercury
Immolate
Grabber

[tardy dust]

I can say tho

[patent sail]

you can just like

say

[tardy dust]

yeah I realized

[patent sail]

FYM VV ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[south monolith]

With square I usually end up pairslopping with extra highcards

[patent sail]

black deck is gonna be the end of me

[tardy dust]

photograph (not proud)
Pluto
Hermit
Pluto (Again!)
Cryptid
Paint brush

[dry nimbus]

blueprint pluto hermit pluto cryptid clearance sale

[dry nimbus]

my top jokers is so slop

[tardy dust]

Yeah I saw

[slow sentinel]

does this score look right to u guys with plasma

[south monolith]

What's the Yorick at?

[tardy dust]

kinda looks like mine

[slow sentinel]

5

[south monolith]

Not at all

[slow sentinel]

alr

i think i just accept my fate atp

[dry nimbus]

think it might be multiplying after the balance when its supposed to be b4

[south monolith]

I might be bad at math but it looks very off

[dry nimbus]

maybe idk

[south monolith]

Supposed to be around 144'000 no?

[upper spade]

Why?

Just why?

[dry nimbus]

😭😭😭

[tardy dust]

gold stake

[upper spade]

Yep.

[dry nimbus]

i have this white stake run rn

[south monolith]

144'375 ish

[dry nimbus]

im unsure of ante 39 runs but i think this might be the closest ive got

[south monolith]

Let's see it

[patent sail]

I KILLED VV FUCK YEAAA

[dry nimbus]

didnt use any cryptids or whatnot

[tardy dust]

what's VV

[dry nimbus]

violent vessel

[slow sentinel]

no guys, it was 100% accurate

[tardy dust]

Okay

[patent sail]

pairslop

[slow sentinel]

i got exactly 27225

[patent sail]

violet* but yea

[dry nimbus]

also got bean bug to get like +9 handsize

[dry nimbus]

oh true

[tardy dust]

I've always wanted to do that but I can't get it unseeded

[slow sentinel]

i have survived the plant, now i should be able to get a good run

[south monolith]

Violent*

It's a run killer

[patent sail]

one final stretch left

black deck gold stake

[dry nimbus]

ngl, this run had a trib and perkeo like b4 ante 6

[patent sail]

god fuckin damn it

[tardy dust]

dude I need your seed

[dry nimbus]

i forgot to mark it when i beat it

💔

[tardy dust]

wait until u die

[red briar]

i just went on the craziest 3 hour blitz of balatro in my life

[dry nimbus]

i havent died yet

[red briar]

the comeback is officially here

[dry nimbus]

negative jimbo carrying btw

90% of score

[tardy dust]

worth the ectoplasm

[patent sail]

ante 1 rental foil square what we think

[white flint]

ok lol 2nd game after coming back to balatreo 😭

[red briar]

jimbo is underrated earlygame

[dry nimbus]

highkey yeah

[tardy dust]

ur winning

[red briar]

+4 mult is huge earlygame

[dry nimbus]

we love square joker

real

[red briar]

the more i play balatro

the greedier i get

[hearty tusk]

Kill the erosion

[red briar]

i have been so greedy i have 300$ by ante 3

[dry nimbus]

oh my god 😭

how

[red briar]

i got unusually lucky with hermits

[hearty tusk]

"I am soooooo greedy"

[red briar]

and also investment tag

[dry nimbus]

fair fair

[hearty tusk]

Idk i was gonna make a joke with the "am sooo full slaps belly" but i couldnt think of a funny one for being greedy

[tardy dust]

One time playing the deck that gives u double tags every boss blind I got like 10 double tags and an investment tag and I just got like 100 bucks

[red briar]

anaglyph deck

[tardy dust]

yeah that 1

[red briar]

time to play more cryptid mod i think

[patent sail]

100 isnt even that much

the tag that doubles money (up to 40 bucks) is where its at

[white flint]

i got canio btw

[tardy dust]

i had like 10 dollars

[patent sail]

sad but fair

[dry nimbus]

i don't like canio

ive gotten him like 5 times in a row

[tardy dust]

same

[red briar]

worst opinion in the 21st century

canio goated

[tardy dust]

I just got swash in omellete challenge I won

[dry nimbus]

i dont deny that hes strong

[patent sail]

he looks like he kicks small children on the street

[dry nimbus]

i jusy hate him

[hearty tusk]

Canio, trading card and pareidolia is a WET dream

[red briar]

perkolator overrated

[hearty tusk]

Bullshit

[red briar]

naneinf is easier without perkolator

[patent sail]

exactly how i feel

[red briar]

in my humble experience

[dry nimbus]

its out of spite for getting him so often

[tardy dust]

how do you naneinf without perkeo or plasma deck

[white flint]

and i got photo

[patent sail]

i dont even get to scale him like ever

he EATS all hamged men

[dry nimbus]

buglar

[white flint]

what is ts run genuinely

[dry nimbus]

wait erosion canio synergy

[white flint]

yes

[red briar]

er

[tardy dust]

do ppl actually use all of their hands with burglar on serpent and naneinf that way? I can never get that far that I don't win with the hands

[red briar]

ben

bean

burgler bean ❤️

[hearty tusk]

Its THE run

[red briar]

my beloved setup

[dry nimbus]

once i had this cool like sixth sense perkeo dna and paradolia run

[tardy dust]

how is doing crimson bean any easier than finding perkeo

[dry nimbus]

supah fun

[red briar]

bean bug

[hearty tusk]

????

[white flint]

trading card would be funny lol

[dry nimbus]

bean bug fun

trading card w 🥹

[red briar]

what do WE know about having all 104 steel red seal kings in our hand at once

[white flint]

yeah hallucination can go lol

[hearty tusk]

Bean bug is undeniably fun, how is that on the same difficulty as getting a PERKEO

[tardy dust]

I've found more perkeos ante 1 than any beans in ante 8

[dry nimbus]

idk i got both

[red briar]

it's because you aren't GREEDY enough

[tardy dust]

😔

[dry nimbus]

gotta greed for that final purple seal that will DEFINITELY give you that death youve been looking for

[hearty tusk]

Well then Id say get the hell out of Balatro, what the fuck. But still, Perkeo is significantly more...

Ya know

Harder to get

[tardy dust]

then I guess bean hates me

[hearty tusk]

Yeah

Yes it does

[brittle ocean]

The burglar method is usually used on plasma

[hearty tusk]

I dont

I dont hate you

Use me as a joker

Human

The cat

[dry nimbus]

ive gotten 43 soul cards and at least half of them have been yorick / canio

[tardy dust]

I said without plasma

[red briar]

plasma deck is undoubtedly the easiest way to get a high score

or naneinf

[brittle ocean]

^

[dry nimbus]

real

[brittle ocean]

Without perkeo or plasma is asking a bit much

[tardy dust]

if you can get past ante 8 (I never can)

[hearty tusk]

Which makes it, although powerful, pretty unfun

[brittle ocean]

On white stake?

[patent sail]

perkeo is my only not gold stickered legendary because i always die when i try to use him

[tardy dust]

yh

[brittle ocean]

Plasma white stake you just need chips

[red briar]

from my experience i'd say (for me) about 1 in every 10 runs has the potential to naneinf

[patent sail]

i HATE plinko

[dry nimbus]

perkeo is highkey bait sometimes

[red briar]

ghost deck perkeo is genuinely free though

[hearty tusk]

If youre a dummy

[red briar]

if you find a copy and a cryptid it's over

[tardy dust]

I NEVER get a cryptid in shop when i get perkeo

[hearty tusk]

Its never over

[tardy dust]

I hate it

[dry nimbus]

i wouldnt know ive seen him twice in my life

[brittle ocean]

The plant would like a word

[red briar]

this is why we take director's cut and retcon

[dry nimbus]

8 ball run

oops all 8s

[brittle ocean]

How much money do you usually reroll with

Most matters of shop luck are solved with having more money

And/or multiple rounds to reroll

[tardy dust]

how am i supposed to know, I reroll until I can't

[hearty tusk]

Ironclad mentality

[dry nimbus]

go big or go home

true gambler

surely the next roll has that blueprint

[patent sail]

four fingers + shortcut are we doing the funny

[hearty tusk]

You can either not stop winning, or never win

[hearty tusk]

We are doing the funny

[dry nimbus]

i love those guys

[hearty tusk]

We indeed doin the funny

Do the funnt thing

Do it

[patent sail]

anything is a straight if you squint hard enough build

[hearty tusk]

DO IT

[patent sail]

yeah i did

[hearty tusk]

Anythin is straight except me

[patent sail]

hey me too

[hearty tusk]

Am bi as shit

[red briar]

i will get 28 gsws in a row and lose on plasma deck white stake

[dry nimbus]

solid jack 9 8 6 2 is a straight flush

[hearty tusk]

More like

A gay flush

Ya know what i mean

[brittle ocean]

Oh ghost deck there’s a 1/15 chance of each shop slot being a spectral (assuming no tarot/planet merchant). And a 1/16 chance each spectral is a cryptid. So in expectation you need to see 240 shop slots for a cryptid

[hearty tusk]

😂😂

[brittle ocean]

If I did my math right

[hearty tusk]

The creature is becoming louder

[red briar]

legendary start 😭

[brittle ocean]

With overstock plus that’s like three rounds of 20 rolls on average

[hearty tusk]

Bomboclat

[tardy dust]

I just won my first ever challenge

[nova junco]

No brainstorm is Rare

[brittle ocean]

No that’s not the start that’s ante 2

[hearty tusk]

Free tho

[dry nimbus]

i love when i end a run with 4 total vouchers because the game thouvht i really wanted planet merchant

[patent sail]

negative greedy joker run is saved

[dry nimbus]

i love planet tarot merchant

magic trick too

[nova junco]

Burn

[hearty tusk]

I saw some video a time ago with local leaking some new joker (i think?) With like a banana theme. y'all got any idea?

[dry nimbus]

give me a shop with no jokers

[patent sail]

youre not a real person

[brittle ocean]

My last run gave me three planet merchants in a row

[dry nimbus]

i hate winning give me them all

[brittle ocean]

When I just needed that +1 hand size

[tardy dust]

I like tarot merchant just not tarot tycoon

[nova junco]

Banana 3 after Cavendish dies/j

[patent sail]

actually yea true

[hearty tusk]

^10 mult

[patent sail]

^^1

[dry nimbus]

it starts going the opposite way, 1000/1 chance to die, /3 mult

[brittle ocean]

C++ goes extinct

[hearty tusk]

What does it give you after

A real nana?

[brittle ocean]

Actually forget C++, C goes extinct

[nova junco]

My goal was c++ before new update I almost did it it's not as hard as I feared tbh

[patent sail]

man i just drag select 5 random cards and theres almost always a straight in there

[dry nimbus]

monkey

[nova junco]

No because we're also getting the oops all nat 20 that guarantees all probabilities

[nova junco]

Source: I live in thunk's walls

[hearty tusk]

Masta oogway

[dry nimbus]

forces you to select 5 random cards from your hand

idk

my brain is fried

[brittle ocean]

Lucky card go brrr

[hearty tusk]

Glass? Shattered!

[hearty tusk]

Yummy

[dry nimbus]

sat thru one too many golden ticket hands farming

[hearty tusk]

Lucky cat hungry

[patent sail]

aaaand i fucking died due to my perishable The Order killing itself

[dry nimbus]

💔

order

food

mmmm

[hearty tusk]

No

[nova junco]

Which one is the order again

[hearty tusk]

Brain matter

[patent sail]

black deck just hates me

[nova junco]

Flush?

[patent sail]

x3 on straights

[brittle ocean]

x3 for straights

[nova junco]

Or straight idk

[nova junco]

Yeah

[patent sail]

flush is the tribe

[echo sphinx]

im so cooked

[nova junco]

I never remember the names

[hearty tusk]

Which one is the gay one

[nova junco]

Me I'm the gay one

[brittle ocean]

Planet?

[patent sail]

i had a funny four feeners + shortcut build

[echo sphinx]

none

[brittle ocean]

Same

[hearty tusk]

Me too

Not really

Methinks?

[echo sphinx]

nvm i got foil ancient

[patent sail]

me!!!

[echo sphinx]

lol

[patent sail]

free win

[dry nimbus]

im pretty straight

[brittle ocean]

Are we talking like Neptune, mars, Pluto or smth

[tardy dust]

alright chat I'm heading off

[brittle ocean]

Wdym none

[hearty tusk]

Reminds me of the "YURI!!!" gif

[tardy dust]

gn

[echo sphinx]

ye like those in the mega

[hearty tusk]

Good night

[dry nimbus]

night

[brittle ocean]

Gn

[echo sphinx]

HOLY SHITTTT

[nova junco]

Mars is op it won like half my c++ grind runs

[patent sail]

oh come on did we HAVE to discuss The Tribe

yall spawned a rental one in my first shop

[dry nimbus]

tribe

[nova junco]

Don't get it ez

[dry nimbus]

more like trib

[brittle ocean]

Pair > flush

[nova junco]

Actually get it and sell it for the disrespect

[dry nimbus]

tribonacci

[patent sail]

oops all perishables omg game just hates me

[dry nimbus]

i love disrespecting rentals

[patent sail]

ante 1 foil supernova that i cant afford

im ending it all

[brittle ocean]

Nothing to sell?

[dry nimbus]

supanova is heat

[patent sail]

first round

[brittle ocean]

Rip the free win

[dry nimbus]

sell soul

[patent sail]

IKR

and the funny thing is i would afford it IF NOT THE BLACK DECK

its exactly 7 bucks

[hearty tusk]

And you have 6

[patent sail]

YES

[dry nimbus]

i havw not tried black deck gold stake because that sounds like hell

[patent sail]

fuck black deck

[hearty tusk]

Sell the discard button

[patent sail]

jokes on you thats what im doing rn

[patent sail]

that works for supernova build yea

[dry nimbus]

im on red stake on black deck apparently

i dont remember how far up that it

is

[patent sail]

why did i decide to go for c++ again

[brittle ocean]

Black deck gold I lowkey just reset until I get a good skip tag 😖

[patent sail]

thats literally 2nd stake

[dry nimbus]

LMAO

[hearty tusk]

Wouldnt supernova be a bit less useful since its BLAXK deck

[dry nimbus]

get this man a True...

[patent sail]

well its free as hell regardless

[brittle ocean]

Supernova is useful anywhere

[hearty tusk]

Given how you have less hands

[patent sail]

still free!! esp with foil

[dry nimbus]

foiled again

[hearty tusk]

Well its not fucking free is it

Its 7 dollars

[patent sail]

well

fuck

[dry nimbus]

pay in microtransactions 7 dollars to buy it

[patent sail]

im broke 🎉🐈🎊

[dry nimbus]

🥹

same

[patent sail]

rental perishable drivers or eternal ttm 🎀 game is giving tough choices today

[dry nimbus]

hard picking between such attractive choices

[echo sphinx]

eternal ttm probably

[patent sail]

riff raff spawned square nevermind we are BACK

[dry nimbus]

WE LOVE RIFF RAFF

unrelated

i love shoot the moon

its like baron if it was decent early game

[patent sail]

baron is lowk ass for ante 8

WITH THAT SAID

i still get intrustive thoughts everytime i see him

[dry nimbus]

well what about if you get a perkeo and death ante one and then find a spectral pack with red seal

what about my niche scenario huh

[brittle ocean]

Well what about if you’re playing erratic deck and happen to have 22 kings

[patent sail]

top players dont want you to know this simple trick....

[dry nimbus]

oh i guess thats mkre likely

[hearty tusk]

"Just be more lucky!"

How lucky?

Lucky cat

[echo sphinx]

and lost with aj cuz where is jupiter

nex

[patent sail]

im so lucky i could eat a horse probably

[dry nimbus]

balatro university HATES this one simple trick....

[echo sphinx]

5 negative canios with pareidolia and trading card

[patent sail]

Hold Tab + "Win Blind"

[sharp orbit]

no photochad?

[dry nimbus]

did i mention my canio pareidolia dna sixth sense run

[patent sail]

i had a canio + trib run

[echo sphinx]

photochad is for wimps trodding by in ante 11

[dry nimbus]

its like so much more effort for the same thing

[hearty tusk]

Oh and why not add a bazzilion Blueprint and a Dna

Infinite scaling

[sharp orbit]

you should do a stone card run

[dry nimbus]

😍😍😍

[patent sail]

they were fighting for food

[hearty tusk]

FUCK no

[gentle basalt]

you still lose to one boss blind (maybe 2)
and you need some base scoring in the early game, the baron only helps later on

[sharp orbit]

uwu

[echo sphinx]

potential The Fool value

[patent sail]

absolutely

[gentle basalt]

buy it and hold it for 1-2 blinds?

[dry nimbus]

we love eternal egg

egg

[hearty tusk]

God DAMN it what is it with you people and bright ass profiles I GOT FLASHBANGED

AGAIN

[echo sphinx]

probably

[sharp orbit]

i did it to flashbang incels

[echo sphinx]

died to phsyic

i cant read

time to take a shot

[patent sail]

hi im a light mode user do you feel afraid yet

[noble mango]

what if i keep it after the blind

[sharp orbit]

Nah

[hearty tusk]

Oh god no

[sharp orbit]

it worked

[hearty tusk]

Very

[hearty tusk]

Oh no

[patent sail]

:3

[hearty tusk]

Does that

Does that mean

[patent sail]

rental foil cloud nine ts so free

[hearty tusk]

Dang it

[dry nimbus]

light mode isn't even that bad if you close your eyes and walk off a tall building

[sharp orbit]

oh please, you play balatro, of course it means that

[hearty tusk]

... were all incels?

[sharp orbit]

yup

except for me, i’m a femcel

[dry nimbus]

what if i tapped ur profile and didnt get flashbanged

[hearty tusk]

And apparently half of the server too

[hearty tusk]

Well duh

[sharp orbit]

then you’re a good boy

[hearty tusk]

I only have my baby there

[dry nimbus]

hey woah

[sharp orbit]

uwu

[dry nimbus]

only one person is allowed to call me that

[patent sail]

black deck core

[dry nimbus]

(its blueprint)

[hearty tusk]

"-1 hand" kill me

[dry nimbus]

oops no hands

look mama no hands

[hearty tusk]

Might as well add a "buy to fucking die"

[patent sail]

it makes the game actually realistic because you have two hands

[echo sphinx]

oops no hands

one two punch

[hearty tusk]

One is for playin balatro

And the other...

[dry nimbus]

i love troubafour

[hearty tusk]

Is for playing vampire survivors

[patent sail]

also playing balatro

[echo sphinx]

...for the second balatro

[patent sail]

on another phone

[patent sail]

shared braincell

[echo sphinx]

jinx

[dry nimbus]

the third one is for wiping your tears (black deck)

[hearty tusk]

Forth one is four

[patent sail]

im so fucking dumb i strengthed a nine into a ten while using cloud 9

[dry nimbus]

fourth you hold for that extra dollar during payout

[hearty tusk]

🔦🍔

[dry nimbus]

😭

uh

walkie talkie synergy

[patent sail]

i just opened a pack for no reason 😭😭 and used it on two random cards 😭😭😭

[hearty tusk]

"Walkie talki-" i will incinerate you

[split condor]

silly ahh build

[patent sail]

i once sold ante 1 canio for walkie talkie

[hearty tusk]

Did you also brush your teeth with a spoon that day

[echo sphinx]

TRIPLE JUDGEMENT MMMM

[dry nimbus]

on EVERYONES soul cards WE all love walkie talkie

[hearty tusk]

Great, now were all fucking dead

[patent sail]

"puppies for everyone vs diarrhea forever" ass choice

[split condor]

is burnt joker even necessary btw

[echo sphinx]

pure xmult

[patent sail]

for comedic value yea

[slow sentinel]

should i skip both for $80 since i have no econ(yorick on x12)

[dire sage]

yeah cuz with blue joker u need to run as little cards as possible

[dry nimbus]

gotta get that high card up to lvl 69

[dire sage]

so u level up high card and pair

or one of them

two stuntment and a blue joker

[red briar]

broke and proud

[dire sage]

that's a high card build

[split condor]

yea but lke why even level it up

idk

[dire sage]

cause high card needs to scale

[dry nimbus]

please don't

[split condor]

this already wins

[dry nimbus]

you dont have 40 dollars to double

[slow sentinel]

oh okay

[patent sail]

plasma is so funny because you can just do whatever this is and live with no proper scoring jonklers

[slow sentinel]

OH SHOOT I READ IT WRONG( i thought it gave me $40 😭 )

haha thanks u saved me

[dry nimbus]

ofc twin

❤️

[red briar]

i mean

i do have lots of steel kings

but i would love a baron right now 🥺

[echo sphinx]

guys hows this biuld

[patent sail]

yup its them that do all the job

[split condor]

wait I just got invis

what if

[echo sphinx]

pure Judgement

[split condor]

three stuntman

[patent sail]

homophobic build

[dry nimbus]

i have genuinely never seen hit the road be used

[red briar]

pivoting from chips scoring to xmult scoring is still wild

[dire sage]

hit the road is so niche

[patent sail]

i like it a lot!!

[dry nimbus]

i think its good

maybe

idk

[patent sail]

it absolutely is

0.5x scaling is wild

[dry nimbus]

its like triboulet

[patent sail]

sure it resets but

[echo sphinx]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

lv1 flush

[dry nimbus]

its probably good but i never see it in a lifeltime

[split condor]

sell burnt or nah

[patent sail]

1 hand size

[dry nimbus]

get two burnts for the funny

[split condor]

yes

[split condor]

no three stuntman is more funny

[echo sphinx]

suit changer (meh), gamble, or GAMBLE

[brittle ocean]

Save scum!

[patent sail]

games gonna become actual poker when you hold only two cards

[dire sage]

how much level on the high card

[dry nimbus]

IS THAT OVERSTOCK + BEFORE ANTE 16????

[split condor]

9

[hearty tusk]

Sell burnt and sacrifice blue joker to Mephisto

[dire sage]

u sure you won't run into a psychic?

[dry nimbus]

use spectral card lock

[dire sage]

you'll just have like 3 or 2 cards in hand

[dry nimbus]

then sell

[split condor]

we gamble

[dire sage]

if u get a stuntman

[dry nimbus]

ha

ha

[split condor]

you gotta live a little

[dry nimbus]

i wish i could play cryptid

[split condor]

three stuntman

[dry nimbus]

thats like ultimate live life on the edge

[hearty tusk]

Three incredibly stunting men

They stunt

[dry nimbus]

three whole stunt men stunting all over the place

[patent sail]

man idk i got bored of it after like 1 hour

[echo sphinx]

guys what do i do

[patent sail]

way too easy

[dry nimbus]

i love big number

[dire sage]

if you get a psychic in ante 7 you'll have to sell one stuntman

[echo sphinx]

i could sell the order cuz its like whateverrs

[dry nimbus]

wheel fs has polychrome

oh but judgement has bp

hmmmm

[noble mango]

is overstock + that rare

[echo sphinx]

DRIVERS

m

[patent sail]

BLUEPRINT

[echo sphinx]

potential

[patent sail]

qnd its fucking perishable

[dry nimbus]

its just as common as other vouchers

just doesnt feel like it

[echo sphinx]

HOLY SHITTTT

pick one HELP

[simple escarp]

How many enhancements do u have ?

[echo sphinx]

10

[patent sail]

dude the game actually hates me

[echo sphinx]

i not there yet but my scoring is os far ahead i can keep

[dire sage]

3

[dry nimbus]

popple

[patent sail]

whenever i get ANY suit joker the entire suit gets bottomdecked

[hearty tusk]

Alright so basically you won

[frank grove]

🔥 okay!!!

[echo sphinx]

i should ask someone else lol

[split condor]

one of the

[echo sphinx]

@frank grove jack purple or 6 seal

[dry nimbus]

popple

[simple escarp]

Wha the-

[patent sail]

on aj the bottomdecked suit also follows what he wants

this is just trolling

[dire sage]

please be verdant leaf please be verdant leaf it would be so funny

[hearty tusk]

Hit the road jack

[simple escarp]

Is it even possible to get lower than that ?

[split condor]

it was but I killed banner

[frank grove]

you have runner i would just take purple here prob

[split condor]

get a second invis and dupe it again

[dry nimbus]

you can get one

[hearty tusk]

And dont u comeback no mo no mo no mo no MO

[split condor]

also ecto

[fringe nebula]

verdant leaf don't matter because all of the score comes from jokers

[patent sail]

get -1 hand size ecto to play real poker where you only hold 2 cards

[fringe nebula]

not card enhancements

[split condor]

verdant leaf forces you to sell one