🕹・game-discussion

[rustic haven]

on card sharp is insane

[zinc sigil]

Ah u new here aswell

[rustic haven]

me?

[zinc sigil]

I thought everyone is just a super pro here

[sharp orbit]

real

[rustic haven]

i mean ig, bout a month

[hearty tusk]

GOD DAMN IT

[zinc sigil]

Yh

[rustic haven]

but 200 hrs total

[fringe nebula]

I'm just a "decent" player

[rustic haven]

80 of that being

[zinc sigil]

Shush

[rustic haven]

plasma white stake naneinf runs

but

yeah

[hearty tusk]

Ive played this game for so long yet Ive only had three goldstake succeful runs

[rustic haven]

id say im

average

[hearty tusk]

One in plasma

[rustic haven]

not below not above

[hearty tusk]

One in ghost

[rustic haven]

just average

[hearty tusk]

And the other in red

[zinc sigil]

I dont have a naneinf

[rustic haven]

i dont either

[zinc sigil]

Never went for it though

[rustic haven]

ive been very close

80 hours of going for it

dont got one

[hearty tusk]

You can try out a seed i sent some time ago

[rustic haven]

i want an unseeded unfiltered

[hearty tusk]

Like 2 or 3 days

[zinc sigil]

How many gs do you have

[rustic haven]

random rng run

[hearty tusk]

Yeah thats what happened with me

[rustic haven]

0/15

[hearty tusk]

Buuuut

[rustic haven]

im working on goldstaking rn

[hearty tusk]

It was a bit op

[zinc sigil]

Im 4/15

[rustic haven]

bc my naneinf runs have been

unfun

[zinc sigil]

Trying anaglyph now

[rustic haven]

and burning me out

to the point i went to modded

[hearty tusk]

BOOOO

[rustic haven]

but im back to vanilla and im gonna grind out the decks

[zinc sigil]

I only play mobile so I couldnt mod if I wanted to

[rustic haven]

womp womp

[hearty tusk]

Yaaay

[zinc sigil]

[rustic haven]

fair

ok i must do my job duties

byebye shat

[hearty tusk]

Good luck

[zinc sigil]

Bye

[rustic haven]

[hearty tusk]

I did

[zinc sigil]

@ancient gyro this one was for you

[fringe nebula]

time to save money

[waxen fable]

easiest game in the world award goes to

[zinc sigil]

What r u doing

Whats the objective after c++

C++ is gold stickers all jokers right

[fringe nebula]

"casual" gold stake

or another c++

and then do another c++

[waxen fable]

more 200 pair runs

[zinc sigil]

Doesnt going for c++ get boring

[rustic haven]

ultimate challenge that c++ players hate

play for idol

in gold stake

[waxen fable]

i can watch a roffle video for that

[rustic haven]

that is so real

[waxen fable]

id do the exact same things

[rustic haven]

i just play alongside him being like 3x worse

i wanna watch more roffle now

or bean

bean vods so chill

[rustic haven]

to some maybe

but ppl like the challenge

also forces you to get better at playing for awkward game states

[fringe nebula]

u serious?

WHAT

[patent sail]

ok sure

[zinc sigil]

Insane luck wtf

[zinc sigil]

Is that good?

[patent sail]

well nat negative is

funny

idk

[rustic haven]

eh

i think its

weird

[zinc sigil]

Splash doesnt do much for you

[rustic haven]

can be good if u have like

a random lucky

[zinc sigil]

Temperance booster

[rustic haven]

or poly

[patent sail]

well its a nat negative i can take any time SO

[rustic haven]

u wanna throw on

lowkey

[patent sail]

i will take it for funnies

[zinc sigil]

Just be careful because of rtb

[rustic haven]

i dont see a downside

[zinc sigil]

I always play facecards with pairs

To get them out

[rustic haven]

fair

i think they are looking to keep them in hand tho

with parking

lol

[patent sail]

you think i dont know how to use rtb 😭

[zinc sigil]

Oh yea

[rustic haven]

xd

[zinc sigil]

Thats not what I said

[rustic haven]

what mod are u using

[zinc sigil]

So insecure over what

[rustic haven]

for the blinds

on the top left

or id that just

[patent sail]

unblind i think

[rustic haven]

ih

fire

will check out

ok byebye fr now

goodluck in ur runs goobers

[brave fox]

My runs were straight cheeks last night

[marsh swan]

Bye vessel

[brave fox]

Ante 3 shop gave me a nat negative scary face , hoping my face cards don't decline 😂

[atomic trout]

Bad draws.

[brave fox]

5x on the stencil joker, or maybe I take the ramen

[spark kernel]

Erratic deck is a full house deck most of the time

[fringe nebula]

wrong

[brave fox]

I like erratic deck last time it gave me a shite ton of 2s lol

[fringe nebula]

erratic deck is 3oak usually

[spark kernel]

Also it likes to give you aces most of the time

[fringe nebula]

also wrong

[unreal topaz]

i'd rather 3oak than full house on the average erratic

[fringe nebula]

it's random

[unreal topaz]

almost the same scaling but you can play more 3oaks per round

[spark kernel]

Thats werid i get a bunch of aces 90% of the time

[vagrant wagon]

Do i take this Jolly?

[spark kernel]

I left plasma black and painted deck for last to gold stake

[brave fox]

Maybe once I finish with black deck I might go for erratic next

[pastel pagoda]

I definetely wouldnt

Eh

Maybe for the stickers

[unreal topaz]

you could prob make it work, i'd much much rather just take JJ

[unreal topaz]

higher winrate is more stickers

[fringe nebula]

huh

you might be right actually

[patent sail]

blue stake is DONE black deck is horrendous

[vagrant wagon]

I only asked because of the fact that it is rental and it is my first Goldstake run 😅

[pastel pagoda]

Me when I lie

[patent sail]

which part is a lie

[pastel pagoda]

the second one

[patent sail]

how do you like black deck like at all

[fringe nebula]

because black deck blue stake is supposed to be enjoyable or some shit

[patent sail]

its screwing me over so bad

[pastel pagoda]

Idk man

[patent sail]

below blue sure i might see it

[pastel pagoda]

Just play the game better

[patent sail]

but blue and up its so bad

[patent sail]

this ✅✅✅✅

[pastel pagoda]

Black deck was my easiest gold stake

[noble mango]

Me after wraith decided to give me vagabond

[vagrant wagon]

I know that feeling too good

[fringe nebula]

easy seed ≠ black deck consistency

[patent sail]

i cant deny i have a skill issue but STILL black deck honestly sucks im sorry

[noble mango]

Wraith vagabond gotta be my favorite

[pastel pagoda]

Black deck was easiest 100 gold stakes of my life

[fringe nebula]

sounds like you've never played any other decks

[pastel pagoda]

Sadly I did

I had to play other decks to unlock black deck

[atomic trout]

This is dumb

[pastel pagoda]

Did you chase the straight?

[fringe nebula]

always go flush ante 1

[patent sail]

going straight on any deck that isnt black 🐎🔥

[pastel pagoda]

Yeah

Exactly

thats why black deck is the best

Its gay AND its of color

Literally the wokest deck ever

Aint that great

[patent sail]

wokest deck ever is ghost because first joker becomes gay

[brave fox]

Lmao crazy cause im running black deck rn and I love using straight hands

[patent sail]

well yeah i would do that too

we were talking about

small blind ante 1

[atomic trout]

Yeh

[noble mango]

What of i had

A
K
J
10 :
7
6
6 :
2

[pastel pagoda]

id go clubs flush

Idk the math tho

[noble mango]

Not straight?

[pastel pagoda]

for straight its like

8 outs

for flush its

uhhhh

[noble mango]

U just need queen

[pastel pagoda]

oh

nvm

its 4 outs

yeah then id go flush definetely

[rustic haven]

drawing 1 out of 4 queen

vs

uh

2 out of like what

11 more clubs?

straight is tempting

and you might hit

but clubs is safer

[pastel pagoda]

flush is just better tho

[rustic haven]

in that scenario yes

now if it was like

1 more spade

like if the ace was a spade

yeah im going straight

bc i dont wanna roll for a low flush

but getting ur ace k j on 3/5 of ur flush makes sure you get out even if u draw low cards

[fringe nebula]

flush is better there yeah

[noble mango]

It's crazy how we dicussed this in minutes while a balatro player would just discard
Discard
Play
Get money
Bufoon pack
And move on to the before we finished the discussion

[brittle ocean]

How many discards left?

[rustic haven]

rather than needing to draw 1 of 4 qurrns in like 30 somethin cards

queens

[fringe nebula]

as long as you get AKJ45 flush you would score 300

that's the lowest

[noble mango]

3

What did you expect

[rustic haven]

^

now chat

full house or flush?

[noble mango]

Straight doesn't care about suit ykno

[rustic haven]

i know...?

thats why i said

4 in 30 somethin cards

for ur queens

[noble mango]

So it's uhh

4/44

[rustic haven]

you drew 8 cards didnt ya?

[fringe nebula]

I would go spade flush and win in 2 hands

don't feel like risking it

[rustic haven]

2 hand small blind feels ass

but agreed

[noble mango]

And you got to discard up to 10 card on bluestake+

[brittle ocean]

Depended on what stake you’re on

[noble mango]

Rrue

[pastel pagoda]

His name is jane juliet

Larper

[rustic haven]

ha.

no.

[pastel pagoda]

Holy

Clean brainstorm

[rustic haven]

ok maybe

[noble mango]

Baboon pack

[rustic haven]

hit flushes on todo

[fringe nebula]

nice

money farm

[patent sail]

what am i even doing here

[noble mango]

Hmm

Odd toddler or todolis

[rustic haven]

ok so the game made me skip the buffoon when i opened the game back up

so ig i take popcorn go next

😭😭

like what bro

w mobile balatro

[patent sail]

would yall sell juggler for seltzer

[rustic haven]

chad

but seltzer is fine tbh

[patent sail]

well that doesnt exist

[cloud sinew]

why does your photograph look like that

[patent sail]

i got seltzer whcih is better than nothinh

[rustic haven]

and why is ur blue seal so dark

[zinc sigil]

werent u gonna work

[rustic haven]

its slow

[patent sail]

animated, caught it on a frame like that

[rustic haven]

got my shit done

waiting

[pastel pagoda]

Its a photo of epstein jimbo

It got redacted

[rustic haven]

😭

redacted

yeah

[zinc sigil]

wait till u have an important joker and sell it by mistake

ive reset so many runs

cause I was repositioning jokers and sold one

[brittle ocean]

Save scum to the rescue

[patent sail]

okay yeah seltzer was tge play

[zinc sigil]

idk how that works on mobile

[brittle ocean]

Same as on pc, just exit to the main menu and go back

[zinc sigil]

so I can sell a joker

and reset

and I have it back

?

[pastel pagoda]

If you exit fast enough I think

Or its based on how many things you did

Like

Idk

Maybe it saves every 3 things you do

[rustic haven]

dw ive done that

but i just savescum

bc fuck allat

try moving my joker and i sell it on mobile bc the sell box is 2 pixels from the joker slots box

xd

see lowkey these the seeds i just hold r on im ngl

[patent sail]

do discards get taken away if i sell andy?

[rustic haven]

yes

well

if u use like

3 then sell

idk

id assume so

[patent sail]

okay yeah no he isnt like burglar

im into leaf and im thinkinh of first getting my straight and then selling andy

[rustic haven]

fuck andy man

-1 hand size feels ass

[patent sail]

well i guess

[rustic haven]

unless its stuntman on plasma ante 1

[patent sail]

makes my straight possible to draw tho

so

[rustic haven]

fair

drunkard better

[patent sail]

okay yup leaf is dead

purple stake done

black deck in one day??? maybe??

[rustic haven]

chat

i wanna take lowkey

BRO

nah mobile is bugged

ts is pmo

ok so dont open a buffoon pack then change apps on mobile bc it just skips it

for no reason, fire

[zinc sigil]

hasnt happened to me

u on ios?

[cloud sinew]

Only certain actions save

its not about the amount of things you do, its about which actions youve done

[cloud sinew]

I havent seen that issue before

[final garden]

do i sell something for soul?

[solid bronze]

thanks riffraff

[cloud sinew]

eternal joker was worth it to let me get $37 ($32 + $5 from interest)

[final garden]

do i sell something for soul or i just get more enchanced cards to feed to vampire

[rustic haven]

money

bp in ante 1 small blind buffoon

xd

[rustic haven]

ios is apple right?

or am i

dumb

am android

so whichever that is

lol

[final garden]

ios is apple

[brave goblet]

💔 💔 💔

Would've had it otherwise

runner was at like 300+

[rustic haven]

then i do not

waot ur not the person

oops

ty

[rustic haven]

cooked

with straights rtb too

stm > rtb

stm & rtb > wtv tf that last joker is called

ik what it does jus not the name

[atomic trout]

Black Deck, Purple Stakes
🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕

[rustic haven]

now blue!!!

im sure thats

fun

[atomic trout]

Orange

[rustic haven]

...

wait

yeah

blue is before

lmao

[limpid prism]

I slept on shoot the moon, I didn't know it behaved differently than baron

[atomic trout]

Blue > Purple > Orange > Gold

[rustic haven]

it does?

[rustic haven]

ye

[limpid prism]

Polychrome scores on queens in hand

[rustic haven]

oh.

i

did not know that

so its just

better baron

all u need is a simple

aura card

or standard

standard better

[solid bronze]

always green needle

[limpid prism]

No I am stupid, it scores the 13 mult then it scores the 1.5 mult from steel and if it's red seal it does it again

[rustic haven]

gg

[rustic haven]

oh i was like

😭

ok yeah fair

[brave goblet]

mini roffle spotted

[solid bronze]

tried to hatch cloud 9 and dagger gold stickers

[limpid prism]

Baron is better but moon is strong if you go that route

[rustic haven]

ahh

nt tho

[naive frigate]

Should i pehaps take shortcut and pray for square joker

Also i just discovered that egg is actually pretty good early antes

[rustic haven]

temperance value

[rustic haven]

not werf

[solid bronze]

i tried to use hermit on 2 cards

[rustic haven]

.

have u slept

any water

food?

[solid bronze]

sometimes

[rustic haven]

i see why you tried to use hermit on 2 cards

[naive frigate]

Yoooo

[rustic haven]

W

wait till last min to sell egg

unless its on last legg

then yolk it

crack it

[solid bronze]

my award for trying to use hermit on 2 cards was death

[rustic haven]

W

[solid bronze]

i died

[naive frigate]

Im kinda socring like 1200 per hand so i think i might just want to get sum mult

[atomic trout]

Roffle

[naive frigate]

💔

[rustic haven]

cooked

empress in arcana

trust

[naive frigate]

Aight egg got debuffed what now

[rustic haven]

left arcana has hermit

[solid bronze]

rental eternal brainstorm ante 1 was a mistake ngl

[naive frigate]

Son 😭

[solid bronze]

magician on K and J

[rustic haven]

told u

^

right arcana has empress tho

[naive frigate]

So do i just magician queen and king?

[rustic haven]

might be worth if ur desperate for scoring

yeah

[iron vigil]

Lusty joker bro

[rustic haven]

^

[iron vigil]

Youre on checkered

[fringe nebula]

ante 6 hologram
ended the run with only x1.25

[rustic haven]

just play a half and half straight

ez

[naive frigate]

The arrowhead in question

[rustic haven]

😭

[rustic haven]

doesnt matter

play a straight

[solid bronze]

hologram carried

[iron vigil]

Early game mult is more powerful

[naive frigate]

I'll genuinely slime you

[rustic haven]

i told u

devil for money

or u go chariot and lusty

ez

[naive frigate]

Aight what now

[rustic haven]

go next son

[solid bronze]

i have the scoring of a wet fart

[rustic haven]

small blind shop yea?

[naive frigate]

Ye

[rustic haven]

yur go next son

[iron vigil]

You can also play full house or any other hand that has both

One pair 1 heart 1 spade is already better than lvl 1 flush

[naive frigate]

Interesting

2210

[solid bronze]

i sure love it

[naive frigate]

Oh my days

[rustic haven]

^

im the goat

btw

[rustic haven]

😭😭

bro ur luck

[solid bronze]

i skipped both

[rustic haven]

is that first one sock?

[solid bronze]

that is sock

[rustic haven]

looks it

[naive frigate]

Why is bad apple here

[rustic haven]

ye

i just saw small roffle going for naneinf

[naive frigate]

Aight what now

[rustic haven]

😭😭

[solid bronze]

because funny

[rustic haven]

hear me out

wait its eternal

fuhhh

nvm

both celestials have a saturn go next gg

[solid bronze]

PANTS gaming time

[naive frigate]

Yk

We gamble

We infact do not gamble tho

[rustic haven]

idk y ur doubting me

like ive ever been wrong

so

[naive frigate]

2 times

3 times now

[rustic haven]

oh shiii

im thinkin of another seed

my bad bro

[random terrace]

Don’t mind the stats

[naive frigate]

Parhaps

[rustic haven]

this the flush house seed not the strush one

oops

[solid bronze]

2pair doesn't exist

[rustic haven]

easiest white stake ghost run

😭

[solid bronze]

game are you fr

[rustic haven]

LMFAO

GG

trousers said oh no no girl

we not gettin a dog

my bad

yo genuinely my bad

[naive frigate]

You'll perish brodie

5 rounds you're dead

[rustic haven]

wait like...

orange stake

perishable

[rustic haven]

my eyes

[solid bronze]

SCORING OF A WET FART 2

ignore invis

[naive frigate]

Perhaps

[rustic haven]

fire

but ur br9ke

broke

econ joker in buffoon

[naive frigate]

Say that again

[rustic haven]

i checked the seed

[solid bronze]

if you only weren't eternal

[naive frigate]

Nice econ joker

[rustic haven]

😭😭

[naive frigate]

Tho this mult is fire

I should flowkey just take it

[rustic haven]

WHY ARE YOU STILL LISTENING TO ME

[rustic haven]

im 5 for 5 wrong

[rustic haven]

ez

ok bye

also @naive frigate next shop has hermit in left arcana pack

peace

[naive frigate]

Should i still take supernova

Or

I mean that's good mult in the long run

Aight bro i'm taking it

Pethaps...

That's the last resort

What if that shi will have the most goated cards

Like blueprint

And then sum like

Brainstorm

With that hacker

[white flint]

1st run i had after a break in balatro i won lol

[naive frigate]

Fuh it we ball

[solid bronze]

if that invis gives me another juggler istg

[white flint]

gold staked checkered deck on 1st run after struggling before

i mean i did have blueprint but still

[solid bronze]

tale as old as time

[turbid nova]

Yay +2 hand size

[white flint]

classic invis joker

[vapid grail]

riff raff gave me a synergy???

[naive frigate]

I accidentally sold arrow head

I'm dead 🥹

New run it is!

[eager lance]

LETS GO! FIRST GOLD STAKE COMPLETION AND IN ONE ATTEMPT!!!!!!

[solid bronze]

i need an Xmult

[white flint]

what the hell did you have that you got almost 600 mill on 1st gold stake 😭

[solid bronze]

the game heard me

[naive frigate]

FUCK this game tho

[eager lance]

this lol

photochad carry xD

well i got that later in the game

but still carried late game

[white flint]

i mean my 1st gold stake completion was also photochad

but it was more like photochad bloodstone oops all sixes

[eager lance]

that's fun

[patent sail]

perishables are fucking me over so bad

this black deck shit is hard

[eager lance]

@white flint first gold stake run and i had 4 rental jokers 💀

[solid bronze]

no.

[naive frigate]

Double photochad is insane

[solid bronze]

NO

[patent sail]

yes...... listen to it,.... (and die)

[eager lance]

yeah

https://medal.tv/games/balatro/clips/mCCPchR3yXr0VVRIn?invite=cr-MSxsYjcsMjAxMDU1Mzc3 i probably would have beaten that score requirement without those 2 photographs tho right?

[naive frigate]

That is intersting

[patent sail]

free

[vapid grail]

why did i just unlocked

dirty soap joker

[tough folio]

i love balatro

[naive frigate]

Yeah blackboard is useless rn

[white flint]

yet i still cant unlock pallete

most annoying unlock oat

[eager lance]

i like the jimbo message when u beat gold stake first time

[patent sail]

theres a special one??

[vapid grail]

🥹

[patent sail]

🐘

[solid bronze]

jimbo and his golden idol

[patent sail]

what is this crop

[white flint]

ahh yes +1$ every round my favourite

[patent sail]

better

[solid bronze]

TWO dollar temperence

[white flint]

which deck should i do next for gold stake

[naive frigate]

Son 😭

[ancient gyro]

puny sized winner

[vapid grail]

what do i pick

[naive frigate]

PHOTOCHAAAAD

[vapid grail]

bro sent it twice just to be sure

[patent sail]

carp shard

[vapid grail]

trice

[white flint]

soninon rings what is this cut out

[vapid grail]

wha

[patent sail]

card sharp vro

[vapid grail]

yes

[naive frigate]

Send the full pick we don't bite

[patent sail]

wait idk will it work with photochad

rh whatever

[vapid grail]

incognito mode?

[vale shale]

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[white flint]

i mean card sharp is good with photochad cuz you usually play with low card hands

[patent sail]

that one

[zinc sigil]

puny ? 😭

[patent sail]

we dont bite but he sure does

[naive frigate]

Aight bro the fuck is this

[white flint]

like you usually play with pairs with photochad

[naive frigate]

9 rounds ante 4

Okay bro

[zinc sigil]

400 chip wee joker is puny? 😭

[patent sail]

jokes on you i do straights

[vapid grail]

someone took a bite

[vapid grail]

so?

[white flint]

or that

[naive frigate]

Skipping final boss

[ancient gyro]

i was referring to the x5 obelisk

[zinc sigil]

oh

yea

probably couldve had 8x

[vapid grail]

I SKIPPED ONLY ONCE

[naive frigate]

Aight it's fine

[ancient gyro]

normally I have those at x8

[patent sail]

said you

[vapid grail]

so like

[zinc sigil]

I was scoring too much

[vapid grail]

sussy drug dealer joker?

[zinc sigil]

even with high card

[naive frigate]

I am the big boss

[white flint]

i got the speedrunner achievement as one of my 1st runs 😭

[patent sail]

metal gear referenve

[naive frigate]

Sure is

[zinc sigil]

so I couldnt scale it

[ancient gyro]

did you move obelisk far left when scaling

[solid bronze]

ARE YOU FOR REAL

[white flint]

i remember when i once got a free obelisk on a gold stake run on last ante so i didnt have to use the best joker oat lol

[eager lance]

yeah

i just got it

[naive frigate]

Holy shit peakchad is op

[naive frigate]

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Soo

[fading solar]

Peak

[naive frigate]

Do i sell joker stencil or the ice cream

[white flint]

ok sonincules give me some of that luck

[naive frigate]

I think ice cream

[vapid grail]

suck and

[eager lance]

son

[patent sail]

whatever cro

[fading solar]

Doesn't stencil become irrelevant

[eager lance]

this is the true dream

[naive frigate]

Oh my son bro

[eager lance]

lol

[vapid grail]

what do i pick

[naive frigate]

If i sell ice cream which is going to die pretty soon

[solid bronze]

ALWAYS WHEN I REROLL

[naive frigate]

I will get 2x mult from stencil

And also 1.5x

[eager lance]

yeah u can replace stencil later if u find smth good

[naive frigate]

That's lowk fire tho

[fading solar]

fair

[patent sail]

an operating system without lasso cropping tool

[vapid grail]

RYANWORLD WHAT DO I PICK

IM STUPID ASF

[naive frigate]

How do i like

[eager lance]

what

[vapid grail]

win11 has that

[solid bronze]

copy photo

[eager lance]

do it on the photograph for most score

[naive frigate]

Is this good arragenment for jokers

[white flint]

wait ur also polish

[solid bronze]

yeah

[patent sail]

get one that doesnt have it

[naive frigate]

Oh so i was doing it all wrong

Aight

[solid bronze]

i played on polish balatro but multiplayer kept crashing and i just switched to en

[heavy heron]

i hate cerulean…

[white flint]

lol

[heavy heron]

oh hey there… friend…

[eager lance]

an even amount is the best or one more photograph
if you have lucky cards and replicating the hanging chad would still make you win you could also go for that for the extra money value

[patent sail]

hey who are you

[heavy heron]

a familiar friend

[naive frigate]

Only 2x mult is ridicilous

[solid bronze]

hello fine lady

[vapid grail]

what doi pick

[white flint]

a free 2x mult is a free 2x mult

[naive frigate]

Son i have joker stencil plus i lack 1 more dollar

[white flint]

ok

[vapid grail]

maybe

[naive frigate]

Fym ok bro

[patent sail]

ok

[vapid grail]

wha td oip ick

[patent sail]

space joker when i ask him to upgrade something that isnt my throwaway hand

[naive frigate]

You don't just say ok vro

[patent sail]

well too bad because i do

[naive frigate]

Dear GOD

[white flint]

space joker is always in prime condition when you fight the arm

[slow iris]

fortune teller isn't really doing anything here

[vapid grail]

WHAT DO I PICK

[vapid grail]

wym

[solid bronze]

i started being a faceless believer

[vapid grail]

hes doing +12

[slow iris]

it applies after the photograph triggers

[patent sail]

space joker either triggers for 6 hands in a row or sits there doing nothing for 4 antes with nothing in between

[slow iris]

not before

[vapid grail]

but it does +12

[white flint]

wouldnt copying chad be better since more triggers for getting lucky procks

[vapid grail]

and ball adds mult

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cursed-2

[heavy heron]

they prob gotta focus on surviving

so no copy photo

[slow iris]

adding 12 to hundreds of mult doesn't do much

[naive frigate]

Yeah idk someone told me to do that

[slow iris]

it's your weakest joker get it out

[patent sail]

wee from judgement

[vapid grail]

okay, what do i pick

[solid bronze]

thank you nat negative wrathful

[vapid grail]

instead of fortune teller and funny ball

[naive frigate]

Can a glass card be lucky

[slow iris]

sock

[pale wolf]

heads or krill

[white flint]

i mean depends if you can score if you cant copy photo if you can 2x mult difference wont make a difference and you can get more cash probability

[solid bronze]

no

[slow iris]

and buskin

[vapid grail]

ok

[naive frigate]

Should i lowk just justice ts

[solid bronze]

if you are desperate for score, yea

[white flint]

cuz if you copy photo its x64 mult and if you copy chad its x32 mult on photo

[naive frigate]

I am not

[vapid grail]

why tf it shows 3 skipped blinds

but i skipped only 1

wtf

[solid bronze]

if this doesn't let me out i die

[heavy heron]

if you feel like getting a funnnybig score by ante 8, yes

[solid bronze]

(i died)

[heavy heron]

gives you a death target too

[heavy heron]

see what happens when you plop glass down randomly

suddenly your whole hand is glass!

[naive frigate]

Balatro chat vs answering withn the first 2 minutes the message was sent

[heavy heron]

look i had to run to the toilet

[naive frigate]

Understandable

[patent sail]

flushed it huh...

[heavy heron]

no.. not yet..

hey akitsu

[naive frigate]

Flush user...

[heavy heron]

want to see a disgusting hand

[from balatro]

[naive frigate]

That sounds weird in this context

Please never say that again

[vapid grail]

bull?

[patent sail]

that was a needed clarification

[heavy heron]

you’ll never see me run a boring ass build like this again

[vapid grail]

deserved this time

[patent sail]

hey thats my average build

[heavy heron]

ISNT IS DISGUSTING

[solid bronze]

castle on checkered is pretty good

[heavy heron]

and yet even going a build like that, i had the dignity to go hc over pairs

i just had to

[vapid grail]

bull or bna

[heavy heron]

i think you might’ve made up your mind already

[vapid grail]

no

i cant make decisions

[naive frigate]

Big ass score incoming

[heavy heron]

WHERES THE GLASS

oh wait you

[vapid grail]

im too scared to carry the burden of choice

[heavy heron]

didn’t use it

[vapid grail]

so im asking yall all the time

[naive frigate]

Yeah why would i

[vapid grail]

every time i play balala

[heavy heron]

because… funny big score

[naive frigate]

Eh good enough

[vapid grail]

so uh

[solid bronze]

so far so good

[vapid grail]

bull or bana

[brave goblet]

The rare flush dagger

[vapid grail]

?

[simple escarp]

Does the luchador still work after getting debuffed ?

[ancient gyro]

all abilities disabled

[solid bronze]

nope

[vapid grail]

ppl

[simple escarp]

So he's just watching XD

[vapid grail]

bull or ban

[simple escarp]

Bull or banana ?

[vapid grail]

yes

[untold marlin]

someone can check on server chat i already write in there without seeing this

[simple escarp]

Which banana

[vapid grail]

(115 zimbabwe dollars on me)

[solid bronze]

i will now cry myself to sleep good night, jk i can't sleep

[knotty zodiac]

gg 150/150

[vapid grail]

green steam

[vapid grail]

the 1st one

[simple escarp]

Gros michel ? Bad joker overall imo

[vapid grail]

synergy?

WYM BRUH

[rustic haven]

is this the same run?

[simple escarp]

?

[vapid grail]

the reaction

so uh

do i pick it

if yes, instead of what

[simple escarp]

Kinda late to pick rocket imo

[vapid grail]

k

[simple escarp]

As u want tbh

[patent sail]

the lovers literally dont appear when i do need them for once

and another chance for flower pot to redeem itself failed

[frank grove]

i kinda fuck with flower pot

[stark charm]

Your screen cropping is pissing me off

[patent sail]

ive given it like 4 chances to redeem itself and it worked only once thanks to shortcut

[frank grove]

my last few straight runs have had flowerpot at least for a little bit, one had it the whole time which was neat

[patent sail]

it could absolutely work this time but The Lovers literally didnt appear ONCE

[simple escarp]

My most useful flowerpot ever was a negative one which got sold for verdant leaf

[vale shale]

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[patent sail]

i actually do take it on fullhouse/straights runs and then it literally gets fucked by a slightly suboptimal draw on like ante 7

[frank grove]

this was a run i had earlier today with flowerpot

[simple escarp]

Black deck

[patent sail]

green

[vale shale]

Unfortunately black was faster.

[vapid grail]

who's leaving

[vapid grail]

im trying to reach a point where it will be shitting you off

[patent sail]

i keep giving flower pot chances to maybe prove me wrong, yet it keeps proving me right

[simple escarp]

To the moon (I think that was the name)

[vapid grail]

i lost

[vale shale]

Questionable shape.

[icy nimbus]

This combo is really funny

[vapid grail]

2nd worst leg

[vapid grail]

the middle finger

coz game flips me off

with this kind of rng

[vale shale]

That doesn't look like a middle finger

[simple escarp]

Great with ur build tho

[strange abyss]

oddly shaped screenshot you have there

[patent sail]

ante 3 card sharp i cannot fuck this up

[vapid grail]

1249071349013812398124 jacks and women:

[patent sail]

( i probably will)

[vapid grail]

what the fuck

wh

didnt jack had a female counterpart

where did it go

did they removed the woman card

[patent sail]

my only +mult is holographic perishable cola 😭

what did i do for the game to treat me this bad today

[fringe nebula]

why the fuck would you crop like that

[patent sail]

i fucked it up 🔥🐎

[noble mango]

hello chat

[noble mango]

what the fuck did i walked into

[frank grove]

the next crop is also interesting ..

[terse dock]

Queen

[patent sail]

NOT THE ANTE 1 SHORTCUT THAT I CANT AFFORD

game STOP

[vapid grail]

okay so i got the woman card and turns out it gives 20x mult

its just hidden when u look at the stats

[patent sail]

woman card

you mean queen?

[vapid grail]

couldnt screenshot since it had a delay

[vapid grail]

no, like

[fringe nebula]

blocking the money and ante smh

[vapid grail]

queen is king's counterpart

and woman is jack's

[noble mango]

jick

[simple escarp]

SELL YOUR SOUL FOR IT

[stark charm]

genuine ragebait

[vapid grail]

okayyyy???

[terse dock]

what is the point in cropping like this

[stark charm]

you are not leaving this discord alive

[simple escarp]

Ouija gonna carry trust

[frank grove]

i didnt even know snipping tool still had this feature

[simple escarp]

Peak cropping

[nova junco]

I'm missing 29 jokers for c++

in the grind I learned that glass cards are way better than I thought

[noble mango]

what the fuck are those crops mate

[vapid grail]

r u sniper tf2

[noble mango]

bro is playing artlatro/balart

[nova junco]

Ive seen those exact images weeks ago posted here lol

[noble mango]

oh

ic

[noble mango]

nah mate
*laughing*

[vapid grail]

okay i fucked up

[frank grove]

bblatro 😭

[nova junco]

theyre still very much funny tho

[vapid grail]

i wanted to make him look like the invicuble

guy

omega man

[noble mango]

now that is what i call
jim balala

[simple escarp]

Now that u mention it

[vapid grail]

imagine what john looks

[echo sphinx]

thoughts

[simple escarp]

I dont have Hot milk anymore in my files, sadly

[noble mango]

hot milk?

[vapid grail]

hot milk?

[simple escarp]

The music from the omega man meme

[nova junco]

this is ante 2 wtf

[simple escarp]

Spectral cards to get the duplicate ?

[waxen fable]

red seal on steel or another blue

[echo sphinx]

can pick two

[naive frigate]

Uhh what

Can you reply to the message with the run you're refering to

Like the other one

[waxen fable]

anything but ecto and incantation ig

[echo sphinx]

trance deja om

[patent sail]

im actually getting ante 4 tooth and wall every other run today what is this

[nova junco]

yes

[vapid grail]

does it even affects me

[nova junco]

holy econ

[simple escarp]

I dont think so ?

[noble mango]

this one?

[real crown]

can anybody guess how i'm making money this run :)

[simple escarp]

XD

[rich mauve]

boots next shop

[simple escarp]

I dont think omega man is made outta water

[simple escarp]

Ggs

[patent sail]

perkeo temperance

[noble mango]

now make bad apple

[simple escarp]

How tf-

[noble mango]

can i beat balatro while bad apple covers my screen

[real crown]

femtanyl enjoyer spotted

[noble mango]

the black part acts like joker stencil

did someone says femtanyl

[simple escarp]

Indeed

[noble mango]

you guys know femtanyl?

(the music guy)

[simple escarp]

Bud

Did u even see my pfp

[patent sail]

not guy

femtanyl is a she

[naive frigate]

Eh

[simple escarp]

Duo*

[vapid grail]

(apple gone bad)

[naive frigate]

Is ts good

[patent sail]

duo now???

[simple escarp]

Yuh

[noble mango]

eh i mean
what else do you call human by default ig

[naive frigate]

Does gold steak give anyything for beating it

[patent sail]

they?

[simple escarp]

Its been so for like, a few months now iirc ?

[noble mango]

not as common ig

[noble mango]

the right to flex

[patent sail]

i thought the other person in BODY THE PISTOL was there for like a collab or something 😭

[naive frigate]

Guy is a gender neutral nowadays

[real crown]

lmaoo i love this stupid chungus run

[noble mango]

yeah

[noble mango]

vagagoooonnn !!!!

[naive frigate]

Holy shi 8 aces

[simple escarp]

He's not X)

[patent sail]

yeah i got it now 🐎💔

[noble mango]

well whatever

[simple escarp]

What is vagabond even gonna do in this build XD

[real crown]

i mean he was 100% the reason i managed to fix the deck like that. would probably ditch him if i wanted the run to continue but he deserves to see the work he's done

my beautiful boy

[simple escarp]

Fair

[vale shale]

.

[stone shell]

my friend lost with double bloodstone because it triggered once

never take bloodstone chat

[plucky chasm]

unlucky of the year

he didn't founds oops all 6?

[stone shell]

she died before she could find one

[rustic haven]

do i take camp over chad here for extra xmult?

[patent sail]

i would