🕹・game-discussion

[noble mango]

Try black ngl

Black stake

[rustic haven]

i hate black

oh

i love black stake

bc my goat ankh exists

[crisp perch]

Hm

[noble mango]

Ye if jr good with that you probably fine for some higher

But blue stake. . .
Yeah that shit sucks

[rustic haven]

blue stake is my worst

dude i was having issues on blue stake yellow deck

[crisp perch]

I rly put the nickname under pronouns 🥀

[noble mango]

ye

Black stake was fine
Blue starts to destroy it

[rustic haven]

if i do unlock all does it unlock all the stakes?

[noble mango]

Imo purple stake isn't that bad of an effect

Blue sucks

[noble mango]

Which

[rustic haven]

it does

[crisp perch]

Just hold interest

You’ll get through it

[noble mango]

Scoring . . .

Econ noker

[rustic haven]

ok well

after i eat

i grind out some stakes

should i do like

1 deck

white to gold

or all same stake and go up 1 for each

[steady marten]

Jesus christ bloodstone is trolling

[rustic haven]

like red white then blue white then yellow white etc.

[solar meteor]

boss blinds effectively don’t exist in mp, you have multiple lives to work with, your goal is to score more than your opponent rather than score enough, meta in multiplayer is effectively using the same building blocks as a white stake player finding playing card x mult and retriggers

it’s a completely different environment

[noble mango]

Vertical

[rustic haven]

yeah but playing under those uncomfortable builds like youd have to do in c++ makes mp easier when you get cooked by seed

[solar meteor]

that’s not how that works

by nature

[noble mango]

Red deck blue stake feels like im playing blank deck

[rustic haven]

😭

[crisp perch]

Just do one to gold

U get tripped up after constantly switching tbh

[rustic haven]

[solar meteor]

depends on the player

[crisp perch]

Leave gold stake plasma for last

It’s basically an entirely different game

[solar meteor]

gs prioritizes survivability and agnostic scoring

mp prioritizes greed with multiple lives and using that leverage to accumulate a scoring hand that reaches scientific notation to gain an edge from your opponent

[rustic haven]

ive had too many naneinf attempts to gaf abt that deck for a while

im ngl

[rustic haven]

fair enough

[solar meteor]

naneinf seeking is a good way to get balatro burnout

[rustic haven]

yeah im stopping on that for a bit

[crisp perch]

I was just doing one run for fun 😭

[rustic haven]

went to modded for a few days

back to vanilla

so

[crisp perch]

I swear this is the third time I’ve gotten wee on first pack on plasma

[solar meteor]

source: im hallucinating

[heavy hare]

bloodstone of doom and despair wtf 😭

plasma deck too

[crisp perch]

Am I finally getting my gold stake blue print run 😭

Hit foil off aura holy

[idle kernel]

How'd this happen

[rugged onyx]

in my quest to collect all gold sticker as somebody thats bad at balatro, i've decided to use a D20 to decide what deck to play, 2-16 are the decks in order 17-19 is a re-roll, nat 1 is black deck, nat 20 i get to pick the deck

[rugged onyx]

hey thats what happens every time i take stencil joker!

[warm wedge]

bock and suskin

[terse dock]

Invisible Joker + Ankh

[warm wedge]

i mean showman

[terse dock]

I was assuming the player wasn't stupid

[warm wedge]

dont assume anyth

[cosmic sun]

There is not enough slander for Sock and Buskin

[idle kernel]

well I lost

:C

[crisp perch]

Goofy ah way to get my blueprint gold stake

It genuinely took me 2-3 days last time to beat gold stake plasma 🥀

[serene forge]

world's most useful bloodstone be like

[serene forge]

I agree

suck is so incredibly mid

[rugged onyx]

im going to cry if i loose focus and kill yorick

[serene forge]

like retriggers in general are other than hanging chad

[serene forge]

there's a reason why red seal is the weakest seal after all

[frank grove]

red seal is basically only good for in hand stuff, the triggers on scoring mostly shouldnt matter in an ante 8 run

[lunar zealot]

Stuck on golden needle 💔

am i even a balatro player

[warm wedge]

green needle?

[serene forge]

can you read

[warm wedge]

too much work

[lunar zealot]

No

[warm wedge]

exunctly

[rugged onyx]

got a gold sticker on diet cola, that's one more problem child down

[echo owl]

on ante 8 yeaa

for ante 8 blue seal is better than purple and especially red seal by a very large margin

[echo owl]

what do u think the hardest cold sticker is

[silk python]

Can anyone give me advice for obelisk? How do you want to use it properly.

[echo owl]

u gotta build up around like

15 in one hand

then switch to another hand

and start scaling

[silk python]

I see

but like

when u reach 15 in that other hand

it either resets or you switch again

[echo owl]

yea so you don't reach 15 in that other hand

mild tip uh

don't use high card for the first hand

[silk python]

so you just spam whatevers in your hand

[echo owl]

cause you can use high card to like

[serene forge]

play pair until ~12 pair played
don't play pair again
win

[echo owl]

extend the second hand and scale it more

[silk python]

but like

[echo owl]

i usually go 15 just to be safe but 12 works

[silk python]

EVENTUALLY, won't u run outta common hands

[echo owl]

not if youre doing ante 8 run

[silk python]

?

i see

[serene forge]

you're not going to play 12 pairs and high cards and two pairs and 3 of a kinds and flushes and

you get the point

[silk python]

yeah

[serene forge]

you will never run out of hands if you do it right

[silk python]

whatever life gives you

[fading solar]

I GOT MY FIRST EVER WIN

[serene forge]

that's also why you don't use high card as a buffer

[echo owl]

nice

[fading solar]

Legit without unlock

[serene forge]

because you can sometimes be forced to play one which kills your obelisk

[fading solar]

It was a pretty nice seed too

[fading solar]

I got trib from a pack early on

[silk python]

I see

[rugged onyx]

toss up between uncommons that are naturally perishable like seltzer, and rares that dont fit into most decks like hit the road

[serene forge]

turtle bean

can't be cheesed with perishable like seltzer can

popcorn is bad

showman is bad

[silk python]

So wait

if i just get obilisk and do a run

I can just win with ez

[rugged onyx]

thats one i still need a sticker on! stupid little thing

and still missing turtle bean!

[silk python]

the golden stake sticker?

[rugged onyx]

yeah

[fading solar]

So glad the time isn't in this ss 😭 it's 4:27am

[silk python]

u just have to get the jokers right?

on da stake

[rugged onyx]

you need to beat gold stake with them in your joker slots

[silk python]

Rough

[rugged onyx]

yeah, i think im down to like 38 jokers left i think?

[silk python]

thats crazy

all the ones that disappear sometime must be the hardest

[digital pewter]

i unlocked the new secret joker, forcefield

[rugged onyx]

im just happy i have all the legendary jokers out of the way

[silk python]

holy nice

[digital pewter]

swag

[silk python]

I haven't even gotten em all yet 😭

[rugged onyx]

getting a gold sticker on chicot was that bane of my existence

[silk python]

isn't there some stuff u can do with chicot

to make him really good

cause he does the opposite of boss blinds

[digital pewter]

if you get copies of him yes

[rugged onyx]

most of those require multiple copies of chicot, but yes

[silk python]

I see

[rugged onyx]

i have not been able to do that in a single run in 900 hours of play tho

[silk python]

LOL

thats something

u should try

hehe we know what were playin now

[rugged onyx]

i tried once, got multiple copies of chicot, so of course none of the bosses you can break the game with showed up

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[rugged onyx]

oh enjoy the easy run man

[silk python]

preciate it

should i take a rocket

hmm

[dark lava]

needle + too many chicots = immortality

[rugged onyx]

not a single needle showed up in that run and it still makes me sad to this day

[dark lava]

anyways make sure to check out my new suggestion

[rugged onyx]

just take any decent eternals

[silk python]

I can't find any 😭

[dark lava]

#1499207655103926352

[rugged onyx]

lvl up your hands to survive, pray for eternals

[silk python]

Yes, sir

[rugged onyx]

wait that was in your very first shop!? you really are a lucky duck

[silk python]

Yeah. I took a holo skip

lets just say it worked

greedy joker :?

[rugged onyx]

ah, that makes sense, i got a natural holo madness in ante 1 shop a few days ago, easiest gold stake win of my life

[silk python]

Lmaoo

should i take greedy joker

[rugged onyx]

if its eternal, yeah decent source of flat malt i guess

[silk python]

I mean it is holo

so close too it

hmmmm

nah i gamba

[heavy heron]

wow that was actually really close believe it or not… sock appeared final final shop

wait wtf i barely cropped the video

oh actually i didn’t need sock to survive, interesting

[minor portal]

negative four dollars

[silk python]

so

[heavy heron]

that’s how we like it

[frank grove]

😭

vagabond burger gaming

[silk python]

excuse me?

first shop

[heavy heron]

3 doors.. take it or leave it!

[silk python]

Im thinkin about it

really hard

reallllllly hard

[heavy heron]

NOPE

NOT MUCH TO CONSIDER HERE

[rugged onyx]

you lost the holo maddness! sad day

[silk python]

I got way too greedy

had -10 bucks on yellow deck 😭 it was my first ever run. At least i learnt

first madness run*

[rugged onyx]

and now you have a negative blueprint!? the world really is not fair

[silk python]

hehe

[warm wedge]

keep thinking

[silk python]

nah

[warm wedge]

hand size?

[silk python]

Yes

[warm wedge]

7?

[silk python]

Yes

[warm wedge]

get paint brush + pallet

[minor portal]

you should definitely take another ectos if you find it

[silk python]

Nah

[warm wedge]

no like another 3

[silk python]

Im struggling rn

[warm wedge]

enjoy ur neg -2 hand size

[silk python]

no scoring

[warm wedge]

what joekrs

is dat stenshil

[silk python]

i only got 4k cause of lucky cards

[warm wedge]

oh ye u not good position

[silk python]

bruh

I can't take i NEED scoring

im taking the normal joker to survive here

[stark charm]

Early dna would murder your deck but you can make easy 4oak if you really needed

[silk python]

We don't talk about that run.

OR the madness run.

[waxen fable]

early 4oak and bloat the deck wit bullshit ✅ ✅

[deft panther]

Is it possible to just lose a run to bad RNG

[silk python]

Yes

As I just did

[humble gulch]

On black deck

And maybe plasma

[silk python]

Im not coping guys

[deft panther]

I've had so many runs where the first two antes don't give me any jokers with +Mult or Chips at all

And I'm just like what am I actually supposed to do with this shit

[silk python]

I died here because of that reason

[silk python]

made the blueprint negative too

[deft panther]

It's always the runs like that too

[rugged onyx]

ante 1 blueprint is a curse and you can not convince me otherwise. but on yellow deck you should have been fine

[silk python]

THERE WASN'T A MULT JOKER

😭

[deft panther]

If I don't get any +Mult in this next shop I'm dead

[mental valley]

Theyre not on speaking terms

[deft panther]

My RNG while trying to beat the gold stake yellow deck has me ripping my hair out

[silk python]

actually no. There was, the hearty joker. With the next boss blind disabling hearts ❤️

[deft panther]

Literally had less trouble on gold stake green deck

[humble gulch]

Not if you flip them

[deft panther]

I got Smiley Face the run is saved

Blueprint smiley face scary face is gonna save the run

If only my scary face wasn't eternal

I picked up eternal scary face because it was the literal only scoring joker in the entire first ante

[rugged onyx]

is that the first deck your trying to gold stake?

[deft panther]

No I got Checkered and Green Deck gold stake first

This is the third

Nevermind the Water is about to kill the run because my deck won't give me my face cards

[stark charm]

Oh have you played the game called balatro?

[deft panther]

What's Balatro?

[rugged onyx]

wait really? green deck was one of the last decks i gold stickered, i did not want to touch that deck

[deft panther]

I did it second so that I never have any reason to touch it ever again

[silk python]

you don't like green deck?

[deft panther]

Got it out of the way early

[rugged onyx]

ah, you going to do black deck early on as well then?

[echo owl]

how good would you say you gotta be to start doing balatro multiplayer

[deft panther]

That'll probably be the last one I do

[echo owl]

im tryna get c+ first before i do it

[rugged onyx]

i mean, whenever you feel like it. it is pretty fun

[deft panther]

Should I take the eternal rental business card here

[rugged onyx]

fair, im playing black deck right now agianst my will and it is not fun

[deft panther]

My econ is terrible right now

My rental smiley face is carrying hard right now but I don't know if business card is enough to offset it when it itself is rental

[rugged onyx]

it wouldnt be horible, but you do already have two other eternals

[silk python]

whats your favorite deck so far

[deft panther]

My favorite decks are abandoned deck and painted deck

[silk python]

I seee

I actually haven't tried abandoned

[deft panther]

It's my favorite deck

[silk python]

seems like it can be fun if u know what to do

[deft panther]

It's pre-fixed to have less cards

[rugged onyx]

plasma deck all the way

[deft panther]

Plasma Deck seems so boring

[silk python]

I lowkey just found it quite hard

[rugged onyx]

i mean, its fun if you enjoy big numbers and late game

[silk python]

but like if u get a good build working its fun

[stark charm]

Green deck is hard late game econ sucked

[silk python]

I'm just not very good at that lmfao

[deft panther]

I beat that "New Run" button like it's a dead horse at the end of every run

I don't usually go into endless

Unless I'm really get big numbers already and its just to see how far I get

[rugged onyx]

yeah after i got C+ i tried for a while to get naninf to put off C++. i never quite got it unfortunatly

[stark charm]

Vegabond would be especially good in green deck hmmm

Inf tarot with no interest lost

[rugged onyx]

that would be a lot of fun

i love vegabond

[silk python]

brokie

[rugged onyx]

yeah, me and econ do not get along very well

[echo owl]

do i take rebate

[silk python]

See

I just did one of these runs

and lost miserably cause I didn't have econ

take it

[stark charm]

I think it would be a good idea

[rustic haven]

balatrodle in 5 rah

[weak relic]

Hey that's my nephew

[echo owl]

ok guys ill take rebate

i was gonna ask

how do i

best maximize rebate value

[rustic haven]

by using rebate

[silk python]

I lost

I'm still salty about it

[echo owl]

well like

the best way to useit

[rustic haven]

idk what ur trying to ask

its rebate

xd

[weak relic]

Discard button

[rugged onyx]

dont over think it, just discard

[echo owl]

ok

[silk python]

He's staring at me

I don't like it.

[rustic haven]

he wants u

and you...

want him...

[silk python]

Nahh

hes for the streets

[rustic haven]

always baron angle

trust

[rugged onyx]

if your not going late game, or you don't already have a lot of kings, its often a trap

[rustic haven]

im an endless player

i see baron

i take

if i lose

womp womp

[rugged onyx]

fare enough, cary on

[silk python]

You see the perm hologram I took

Those two things are no no together

[rustic haven]

i mean obv ur not taking the baron

even without holo

[silk python]

Yeah

Lol

[rustic haven]

its perish

so

[silk python]

wdymm

perish is the best effect

[rustic haven]

this is true

perishable popcorn

[rustic haven]

can i take your name but do something else

[weak relic]

[sleek jacinth]

if i crypted a card that is disabled on the pillar boss blind, will the two dupes be disabled or enabled?

[rustic haven]

disabled

its like death

[sleek jacinth]

ty

[weak relic]

Disabled

[sleek jacinth]

i didnt know that one either thx

[rustic haven]

yur

[weak relic]

Just use an enhancement tarot to remove the debuff

[rugged onyx]

hey look, i acually got a run going on black deck!

[weak relic]

Because you "technically" didn't play that version of the said card

[silk python]

My beloved

photochad

[rugged onyx]

now like always, i just need to fix my economy

[silk python]

my joker lineup is interesting rn

[rugged onyx]

oh.......

[silk python]

ggs

[rustic haven]

are u not able to do old balatrodles?

[placid ridge]

Choose your fighter

[heavy heron]

world’s most boring run just dropped

[silk python]

guy in the middle

[minor portal]

what an interesting pair of jokers

[placid ridge]

(gold stakes Anaglyph deck)

[rustic haven]

😭

so how does one play this

at ante 1

just stack like 20 high cards to ante 4 then scale it?

[heavy heron]

nahhh i wouldn’t do high card

that’s like

a risky hand

[rustic haven]

so pair

[heavy heron]

probably

yes

[rustic haven]

ok

[silk python]

you summoned him.

[minor portal]

straight flush fr

[rustic haven]

ill do like

[silk python]

into reality

[rustic haven]

pairslop to ante 4 shift into joker scoring

prob

hopefully

[heavy heron]

the stark contrast between vagabond runs and square joker runs

[heavy heron]

🤤

[rugged onyx]

now thats an impressive run, nice one man

[heavy heron]

thanks!

[rustic haven]

k.

[silk python]

ooohhh

thats nice

[silk python]

lucky

I want an obelisk rn

[rustic haven]

i just

threw

the run

cuz i thought i had

yeah this is why i play white stake

im too slow for anything above black stake ts is pmo

literally was no way i couldve lost there unless i just dont pay attention

im never hitting c+

[rugged onyx]

somebody pick a deck for me to play on gold stake

[rustic haven]

i wanted an ob run 😭

[rustic haven]

plasma

[rugged onyx]

kk

[silk python]

paint

[rustic haven]

gross

[silk python]

Exactly

[carmine hollow]

Hi

[rustic haven]

somethin...

aint right

about you

i just cant place it

[carmine hollow]

I'm t jimbp

[silk python]

I was thinkin the same thing

[rustic haven]

why are uncommons $7

dawg

[silk python]

why not*

[rustic haven]

cuz im gay

[carmine hollow]

I'm the besr joke

[rustic haven]

but real jimbo exists

[carmine hollow]

I'm the reaa one

And always beem

You oisses me of

[weak relic]

Imagine if Id*l didn't land on king of hearts

[rustic haven]

should you always look to get out in 2 on blue stake and above on ante 1

?

[rustic haven]

why are we censoring IDOL

do you have something against IDOL

[weak relic]

Yes

[carmine hollow]

@gods

Ban him

[rustic haven]

why do you have something against

IDOL

[weak relic]

Because yes

[molten thicket]

idol😋

[silk python]

anyone wanna vc and talk about our runs while playing

[heavy heron]

then i wouldn't have skipped!

[weak relic]

I love my $3 temperance value

[rustic haven]

yeah sure

[stark charm]

It SUCKED

[rustic haven]

i mean i gotta

[weak relic]

Tel Aviv unimpressed

[molten thicket]

take it.

[weak relic]

Juggler.

[carmine hollow]

Jiggler

[rustic haven]

so

no?

[carmine hollow]

We all have heart

[echo owl]

take the bloodstone risk it for the biscuit

oh cool

[molten thicket]

balatro

[calm furnace]

would you look a the clock

[carmine hollow]

It happens every day omg

[weak relic]

A whole lot of nothing

[rustic haven]

ankh gaming

the fact it hit photo 3 times is crazy

[weak relic]

Now win

[carmine hollow]

She don't

Or he

[rustic haven]

any

[carmine hollow]

Ong

[echo owl]

12/15 gold stakes down

[carmine hollow]

Any is only for me missprint

[echo owl]

all i got left is erratic abandoned and plasma

[carmine hollow]

Not for you all dirty unjokerful humans

[rugged onyx]

ah, yes, just how plasma deck is meant to be played

[weak relic]

4oak heavens and deck

[carmine hollow]

Chipmaxxoing is respected

Where is messege

Because it's true

[molten thicket]

what the showman doing there

[carmine hollow]

Chipmaxxing

[calm furnace]

it had nothing to hit but photo

i find eternal photo first shop

[echo owl]

misprint ruined my life

[calm furnace]

i found the chad in ante 8

[rugged onyx]

i have not found anything to replave it with, until then its funny

[rugged onyx]

aslo trying to carry it for the gold sticker

[molten thicket]

having nothing is better than having showman

[rugged onyx]

again, i need the gold sticker

[molten thicket]

can't you just take it later or smth

[stark charm]

Have you played the five card draw challenge? The pairslop mega

[rugged onyx]

yeah, this game isn't really known for being nice enough to trust with that. gotta grab the uncommons when you can

[cedar sable]

hank you should say that in front of @carmine hollow

holy i speedruned today's balatrodle

[molten thicket]

hm

ig

[cedar sable]

also take the sweet n sour

[carmine hollow]

Muhaha

[molten thicket]

holy shit balatrodle in 2

[carmine hollow]

New missprinting prime is incoming

[thin magnet]

What is that

Sorry I'm new

[carmine hollow]

That will give from x1 5 to x6 but 1 in 30 to give x0.5

[thin magnet]

Is that some sort of puzzle?

How does It work

[carmine hollow]

He appear in shop only if missprint given 0 mult at least once

[faint linden]

Wordle but jokers

[carmine hollow]

X0.5 means it half your score

In bad circumstances

[thin magnet]

That ik

[thin magnet]

Oke thanks ig

[carmine hollow]

A

You not speaking to me

[cedar sable]

yooo

pro

[faint linden]

Ok Misprint, what's my next card going to be? You tell me when you glitch out

[cedar sable]

nah make it work like current misprint

1.5x to 6x and 0.5x at the same chance

pure gambling power

[carmine hollow]

Maybe your right

[cedar sable]

but sadly

i rarely took misprint

[carmine hollow]

It also can have negative cost because we are getting crazy

[cedar sable]

i forgot this isn't modded general

oops

[carmine hollow]

Okie

Sorry folks!

[faint linden]

When you FINALLY unlock Misprint and Petroglyph

[carmine hollow]

Finally

I used in right hands

[thin magnet]

Btw is there a reason to why balatrodle even exists cuz it says sth about clues of smth

[molten thicket]

petroglyph has an unlock

?

[thin magnet]

In the help section

[molten thicket]

wdym

[faint linden]

Reach Ante 12

[molten thicket]

oh

that's

free?

[thin magnet]

The grey text

In the middle

What does that mean

The text

Is it about the new update?

[molten thicket]

it means that if you guess a joker that has the exact same cost, rarity, ability, scaling and rng as today's joker; it will give you a hint as in the first letter of today's joker

[faint linden]

Not free with postgame scaling

[molten thicket]

helps when today's joker is one of the page 1 jokers

[thin magnet]

Yeah and what about the today's joker

[molten thicket]

just play on plasma white

[faint linden]

Got it on Ghost Deck Purple Stake

[molten thicket]

its a random joker selected to be today's joker

[molten thicket]

similar to wordle

[rustic haven]

smeared being useful

for once

[molten thicket]

uh ok

why

[thin magnet]

Ohh I think I got it

Thanks if for the explanation

Ig

[molten thicket]

np

[faint linden]

Trying to stake climb Ghost and had that type of run

[lunar zealot]

fucking easy

it's done

[stark charm]

Bro....

I am starting a new run

[icy turret]

Crimson heart boss

Should i take photo???

Im tryna keep loyalty so i can sticker it

Cat is at x6

[echo owl]

no

[icy turret]

Thats what i was leaning towards

Its a common so i can just roll for it after i win and sell loyalty

[echo owl]

yea u kinda done if you sell lucky cat

[icy turret]

143/150 now!

[open gale]

is tehre a way to do a reverfse seed search based on what you start out with like the cards in your starting hand or the cards in tehf irst shop?

like if i start a game on my phone is there a way i can find the seed before i really even start playing the run?

[frank grove]

🔥

[icy turret]

😭

[silk python]

got the infinity stones of jokers

[rustic haven]

😭

sold a hanging chad for the eternal btw

with ancient

im crine

[humble gulch]

I need the wild cards one

[vale shale]

I'm feeling sweet today

Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.

[humble gulch]

Green

[rustic haven]

chat do i skip to boss

my idol hit

[ivory relic]

Where wrathful

[silk python]

I tried finding him

before I died

[ivory relic]

💔

[rustic haven]

selling chad killed him

[silk python]

the next blind

[rustic haven]

😭

but it was comp

[rustic haven]

chat do i skip to boss blind

[vale shale]

I will try my absolute best to win

The black/zodiac streak is over gg

[rustic haven]

seed

take my seed

nvm ts is ass

actually kms

couldve been trib

[humble gulch]

Canio might be the best legendary

[silk python]

Yes

[rustic haven]

ante 4 on idol

useless

[humble gulch]

Tho Yorick scales way too easy

[silk python]

That too

[ebon condor]

i mean you need to deckfix for idol anyways

[humble gulch]

Canio was the best hit

[silk python]

It wasn't

he has jacks

[stark charm]

Should have rerolled

[humble gulch]

More face cards to destroy

[silk python]

he has poly jacks

nah

[ebon condor]

then destroy the kings and queens

[humble gulch]

Is easier to just Canio

[ebon condor]

there isnt a shortage

[humble gulch]

That too

[silk python]

He already got rid of it

Useless for his build

[ebon condor]

literally isnt

in fact its actively synergistic

[rustic haven]

its been 2 blinds

already x4

i dont fw canio esp after deckfixing into an idol build

[silk python]

Canio would've just made his build awkward

[humble gulch]

Having a polychrome cards doesn't mean you have to build around it

[silk python]

he has an idol...

[humble gulch]

Or just pivot to Canio

[ebon condor]

what do you mean "after" it was ante 4 and you had 51 cards in your deck

[silk python]

he got it after the idol

[humble gulch]

Idol is trash

[rustic haven]

its almost like wild cards and the star and strength exists

[humble gulch]

You're not fixing your deck in 8 antes

[silk python]

top 1 canio glazer 😭

[ebon condor]

what??

[humble gulch]

I'm not a Canio glazer, I'm a cards build hater

[silk python]

well hes cooking rn

[ebon condor]

they exist but they dont make your deck "built for idol"

by ante 4

[silk python]

Hes hitting alot

and thats what matters.

[humble gulch]

Bloodstone syndrome

[silk python]

He also has baseball card

[silk python]

he ain't doing bloodstone

diamond

[ebon condor]

how is ANY of this relevant to how good canio is here

the thesis is simply: your build wants to destroy cards and canio synergizes with destroying cards

im sure trib probably would have been better for what you had in mind but these 2 things can exist simultaneously

[silk python]

its an eternal baseball card, and he doesn't want to sell merry andy for it cause of york.

It could've been better in theory, he didn't want to play for it.

[ebon condor]

why not sell dice then?

its not doing much of anything here

[rustic haven]

its my econ

but yes

if anything

i think i sell yorick

in that situation

merry andy gave me too much value to find my idol hits

oops was my econ

baseball was baseball

and idol was my main scoring

therefore i sell yorick for canio

[ebon condor]

for my own sanity im assuming this is ragebait and im moving on

[rustic haven]

i dont like canio

my final statement

lol

[molten thicket]

why not both

[rustic haven]

baseball value

and yes

it outscales

almost insantly

[molten thicket]

baseball??

[rustic haven]

do i care

no

i do not like canio

[molten thicket]

i mean if you want

ig

you win either way

[rustic haven]

i lost

[molten thicket]

...

[rustic haven]

idol missed :3

and i found no tarots to help it

[molten thicket]

IDOL???

[rustic haven]

i had an idol yea

[rustic haven]

^

[molten thicket]

you're relying on idol

..

ante 5

[rustic haven]

idol was my goat in that chill

[rustic haven]

got it ante 1

and it lasted me thru 5 antes

so

[knotty zodiac]

idol ante 1. karu dreams big

[rustic haven]

indeed

[humble gulch]

Idol is an instant sell

[rustic haven]

its 2 am yall

idrc

😭

[molten thicket]

you make very decisioning decisions ill tell you that

[rustic haven]

i dont mean to be rude abt it

but i just dont really care, i dont like canio

[icy turret]

Very funny, Balatro

[rustic haven]

im a face card player

[rustic haven]

this is what mine couldnt be

also

i accidentally rerolled a brainstorm

so

:P

thats the reason i lost

[frank grove]

flower pot gaming 🔥

[knotty zodiac]

impossible! everyone knows flower pot doesnt work

[icy turret]

I was looking for an ecto for like 3 antes

I passed by 4 idols that i couldnt take

[rustic haven]

cooked

rip

[frank grove]

right!! must be cheating

[ebon condor]

i stand by you <3

[molten thicket]

flower pot

[knotty zodiac]

i will say getting flower pot straight to work without shortcut is pretty awesome

[ebon condor]

i think people overestimate how hard it is

[molten thicket]

its abandoned so it's easier to play straights

[frank grove]

i mean its kinda hard to make a straight without triggering flower pot tbf

[ebon condor]

the discarding strategy is genuinely really fun too

[frank grove]

so to scale it was kinda of a nightmare

[knotty zodiac]

ppl complain about pairslop and then they hate on the one xmult that makes you think about discards

[frank grove]

cause i had to play random non winning straights to get space joker to trigger more

since i had no plus mult jokers

[ebon condor]

actually the tech fr

[molten thicket]

insane

[noble mango]

Brotatro

[frank grove]

i love straight gaming

[ebon condor]

im really really hoping fp can become more popular in 1.1 i think it genuinely has the potential

[noble mango]

Trading card or dna

[knotty zodiac]

pretty spicy ya

[noble mango]

Or the reroll button

[molten thicket]

its so hard to draw multiple straights/round

esp with conditions

[frank grove]

i was helped with troub for most of the game and then also holding suit changers to make some straights not trigger pot

[ebon condor]

with a bit of deckfixing and wild cards, its not THAT bad

and its the kind of joker that wants you to win in 1 hand anyways so

[frank grove]

this is the deck

[molten thicket]

thats like

no wilds

[frank grove]

yeah you dont really need them with straights

[knotty zodiac]

we talkin about argil sandbagging straights

its pretty edgy

[frank grove]

i mean i had blueprint for a while and spaceboy i needed those levels 😭

[noble mango]

What the heck
Is your deck
What you going for

Oh straight

[frank grove]

also peep the 27lvl 27played 🔥

[noble mango]

Anyways how do you deckfix for straights

[ebon condor]

wow its crazy how your space joker proc'd 100% of the time

[molten thicket]

how many times did space even proc

[knotty zodiac]

i fix toward j-6 or the first blue seal rank

[molten thicket]

😭

[noble mango]

Since it uses multiple cards

Like
Straights imo is the hardest hand to deckfix toward

[frank grove]

for sure!! 😭

[noble mango]

Wait
Fr?!?

[frank grove]

like 5 times early, then almost never then every other straight once i got blue guy

[noble mango]

Oh
You got it from planets

[molten thicket]

insane

[knotty zodiac]

the early procs were game changers

[frank grove]

yeah

[noble mango]

What if spimbo triggers 50% of the time

[molten thicket]

broken

[knotty zodiac]

20 straights lv37

[noble mango]

Figures

[molten thicket]

space is amazing as is

[rustic haven]

redemption arc

[ebon condor]

DAHGM

here, win ahh build

[noble mango]

There will be blood

[knotty zodiac]

its only slightly better than 2 blue seals xD

[digital pewter]

what could possibly go wrong?

[molten thicket]

that just says how good blue seals are

[rustic haven]

right....

thanks...

[knotty zodiac]

idol shows up and karu dreams big again

[noble mango]

Blue and purple seals are insane

[digital pewter]

have i mentioned that this is literally me

[noble mango]

Actually
Seals in general are insane

[ebon condor]

all the seals are really good (except red but the bar is high)

[noble mango]

Red is good for late

[molten thicket]

red is still good

[knotty zodiac]

id rather have one blue seal than one of each of the others

[frank grove]

yeha

[noble mango]

But well i could agree it wasn't that busted like the others

[frank grove]

but if i can pick between a red or purple is purple almost everytime

[digital pewter]

it def goes blue purple green red

[molten thicket]

red seal gold card though 😋

[echo owl]

I will be the greatest balatro player to ever do it

[ebon condor]

i mean the general consensus is just blue>>>>>>>purple>>>gold>red

[frank grove]

yeah

[echo owl]

what the hell is a green seal

[noble mango]

Like

1st Blue
2nd purple
3rd Gold
4th Red
5th None

[molten thicket]

WHAT is green

[frank grove]

blue is just SO insane

[digital pewter]

and gold is somewhere ig

[rustic haven]

i lost

[digital pewter]

wht kinda bait is this??

just check your collection

[digital pewter]

damn

[echo owl]

lol

[knotty zodiac]

is that the eco friendly one

[noble mango]

Wtf is a green seal

Does it get +1 mult when you play it and -1 mult when you discard it

[digital pewter]

no that's the green joker

[ebon condor]

the seal is green because it can be placed there

[calm furnace]

now imagone if glass joker wasn't bugged

[digital pewter]

what could be bugged about glass joker

[molten thicket]

its too good

[ebon condor]

tbf the bug doesnt effect glass joker THAT much

[calm furnace]

spectral cards dont trigger glass joker

[digital pewter]

ah

damn i never even thought of that

[calm furnace]

not when immolate is one of the best ways to destroy cards

[noble mango]

Wdym

[ebon condor]

doesnt immolate work properly its just incantation/grim/familiar that doesnt work?

[calm furnace]

yep

[ebon condor]

iirc

[noble mango]

huh
Interesting

(i never glimbo'd)

[digital pewter]

why would you EVER pick up glass joker?????? it's antisynergy with blue joker

[calm furnace]

on other decks you probably wont notice it but as someone who mostly plays ghost

it gets annoying

especially when it works fine for canio

[frank grove]

yeah its a weird bug

[noble mango]

Canio
Erosion
Deckfix
Tradinf card

[digital pewter]

stop... stop, you're scaring me...

[noble mango]

Death and destruction deck

[digital pewter]

my blue joker... no chip...

[molten thicket]

immolate ooooo

[frank grove]

i dont think the spectral bug makes glass joker worse in any meaningful way just cause glass cards can be destroyed by playing them so it mostly doesnt matter

[noble mango]

🐂

[humble gulch]

Caneinf

[ebon condor]

its always the underused jokers that have weird bugs i wonder why this could be

[digital pewter]

gah...

[calm furnace]

cries in 1/4

[echo owl]

anyone ever get tempted to type in the spam filter channel sometimes

[noble mango]

I use gass cards to destroy them for deckfix . . .

[digital pewter]

with glass joker you're either getting X2 mult or X.75 mult

[calm furnace]

glass when its the only glass card you have in your deck: aight ima kms

glass when you have glass joker: im actually made of titanium

[digital pewter]

are you or something

[silk python]

thats a screenshot

if i've ever seen one

[echo owl]

it's tempting bro

[frank grove]

speaking of immolate 😭

[ebon condor]

parei thinks he part of the team 😭

[knotty zodiac]

u gonna run it?

[digital pewter]

with that 8 of diamonds???? no way

why would you risk that

[silk python]

I don't think so

maybe

[noble mango]

Me with my Glass card when it's on a lowrank

⛈️
You should break
NOW!

[silk python]

will kill the ru n

possibly

[ebon condor]

if it was a 9 of diamonds absolutely not but i think you can get away with an 8

[knotty zodiac]

wheres the canio when u need it

[frank grove]

trooo

btw it did kill that 8 of diamonds

[molten thicket]

NOOOOOOO

[ebon condor]

fucked up

hold r

[molten thicket]

ggs pack it up bro

[noble mango]

Canio always shows up at the worst possible moment i swear

[calm furnace]

damn that could have been potential 9 for C9 value

restart the run

[knotty zodiac]

rough gem unplayable with only 12 diamonds in deck

[ebon condor]

thats one less non-club suit for seeing double...

[vale shale]

Finally broke the losing streak.

[frank grove]

this is a round later btw

[vale shale]

Had egg from the start

[digital pewter]

rare variant of rough gem called hidden gem that gives $5 if a single diamond is played in a hand

[frank grove]

FUCK ME

[vale shale]

Egg's on 74 LOL

[molten thicket]

it has to be an 8

[knotty zodiac]

single 8 of diamonds

[digital pewter]

now THIS is a run

[ebon condor]

WELCOME BACK

[noble mango]

Flour pot

[ebon condor]

the goat returns

[molten thicket]

run it back

[noble mango]

Tbrow it back

[molten thicket]

shame that you lost a diamond suit card

[knotty zodiac]

back to back champ patrick "flower pot" mahomes

[frank grove]

OOOH okay back to back straight run gaming

[noble mango]

Bye chat ima watch yuri

[ebon condor]

without us?

[molten thicket]

slide the sauce

[knotty zodiac]

tfti

[digital pewter]

wow, right as WE were about to watch yuri?

[frank grove]

ok wait ive got this 😭

[noble mango]

///• ~ •///
👉👈

[knotty zodiac]

golden straight run incoming

[noble mango]

Ok now ima watch straight romance instead

[marsh dove]

Reluctantly took Baron since I already had 4 extra kings and 4 steel kings
Somehow turned out to be the correct play

[noble mango]

She didn't play pairs so ig that's no yuri today

[marsh dove]

Pair level was already 10 by the point I took Baron though so it wasn’t horrible

[split condor]

yo how many do I need

It won't be useful but like

damn

[molten thicket]

😦

[ebon condor]

common showman ???

[noble mango]

I didn't find a good yuri

[digital pewter]

you need like 5 to win white stake so maybe 6 for red stake

[ebon condor]

i cant believe showman flashed you TWICE

truly an f tier joker

[digital pewter]

what

[frank grove]

pare pickup payed off??

[ebon condor]

what would you even replace here tho

[split condor]

reroll glut btw

[split condor]

no I got the first one from invis

[ebon condor]

ok fine showman flashed you ONCE 🙄

[digital pewter]

ah. then you only need 5 flash cards for red stake

[split condor]

I dont mind

[molten thicket]

i-

[ebon condor]

its still indecent

[digital pewter]

is this for real...?

[frank grove]

i dont think i need runner anymore

[digital pewter]

i'm going to go spread the word...

[ebon condor]

fair enough if your straight level is high enough

[frank grove]

OOOOOHHH

this is so risky

[digital pewter]

pair enough if your straight level is high card enough

[ebon condor]

i hate to say it but uh.

it may be flowerpot to go next

sighhhh

[frank grove]

bye flowerpot

you served me well

[knotty zodiac]

plant revenge tho

[digital pewter]

should i try to get c++ on all three profiles

[ebon condor]

all we can do is prepare for the worst

[digital pewter]

i mean, excluding my current and very legit 27 c++'s of course

[frank grove]

hmmm

[molten thicket]

tragedy

[ebon condor]

plants def beatable but it might be rough to recover from it

[frank grove]

well if plant shows up i just have emergancy glass and just pass

or i just get enough straight levels to just one shot anyway

[echo owl]

im gonna be the balatro king

[knotty zodiac]

i was torn, not sure which safer

[digital pewter]

is bro searching for the one card

[echo owl]

yes

[split condor]

I got another flashcard

lmao

[ebon condor]

ok NOW showman has flashed you twice

[digital pewter]

well, surely you have taken it right?

if you didn't, you'll surely fail...

[icy turret]

Rare royal flush build

[echo owl]

1.1 someday...

[digital pewter]

how could there have possibly been 9 more balatro sequels made already

localthunk gotta stop this Madness

[echo owl]

they got roblox balatro

it's called cardlike

[digital pewter]

that is

certainly interesting

[echo owl]

true

[digital pewter]

pay to restart the ante with +$20!

one more hand to save yourself for only 50 robux!

[echo owl]

free legendary joker for just 400 robux!!

[knotty zodiac]

chip x mult x gems

160 pack of gems for $5.99

[ebon condor]

apparently find the chomiks has a balatro puzzle now

[digital pewter]

what could a chomik possibly be

[ebon condor]

but i have no idea what this is supposed to mean

[rustic haven]

ante 1

[ebon condor]

yellow deck moment

[rustic haven]

invis out of buffoon

but yeah

p much