🕹・game-discussion

[solemn flume]

And blue's just a +1 hand

[naive frigate]

Son

[naive frigate]

Then uhh

[carmine hollow]

Maybe it could change to rabdom deck with passive effect every ante

[naive frigate]

I am unsure

Does el eggo have to go

[carmine hollow]

Yep

[naive frigate]

That's rainbow deck tho

[carmine hollow]

Jimbo necer lies

[carmine hollow]

No

It's not

[naive frigate]

I believe you jimbo

[carmine hollow]

Thanks jokie

[naive frigate]

Hold u

Hold up

I just realised

I got bus on abadnoned deck

Hold up

Wait

I just hit the jack pot

[solemn flume]

Yes

[carmine hollow]

Because you seemed to be nice guy

So i helped you

A bit

[naive frigate]

Thank you jimbo

[carmine hollow]

Kids behave well and jimbo may will get you a gift

[naive frigate]

Should i lowk just get to do list for eco?

[reef shadow]

I love this man

[tranquil steppe]

Who’s it gonna be???

[carmine hollow]

He is an odd ball in our joker gang

[naive frigate]

The king and queen one

[reef shadow]

get trib now

[pallid galleon]

cananaiao

[carmine hollow]

It seems like he has Identity crisis

[carmine hollow]

Chicot

I casting Chicot

[tranquil steppe]

We have a winner!!!

[carmine hollow]

Uw

[pallid galleon]

ez

[carmine hollow]

Hey that not nice

I would not mess with my guy

Chico

[terse vale]

said this before but roffle lowkey looks like homelander

[carmine hollow]

Oh hello buddy

[naive frigate]

Thoughts on violently murdering chad?

[pallid galleon]

does your name stand for peanut butter jelly zandwich

[reef shadow]

got it

Cant discard shi

[carmine hollow]

Go on

[reef shadow]

no brainstorm

[naive frigate]

Alright jimbo

[carmine hollow]

Huh?

[naive frigate]

What

I said alright i will sell it

[terse vale]

whatever you want it to stand for

[pallid galleon]

take a look at the joker to your right

[tranquil steppe]

Lord Canio is gonna eat good today

[naive frigate]

Riff raff?

[pallid galleon]

the pair joker

[naive frigate]

Oh

[pallid galleon]

yeah.

[naive frigate]

Well

[carmine hollow]

I will name you unserious and unjustified jimbus with emotional problems

[naive frigate]

I just hope it didn't save cuz i quit the game to play peak

[pallid galleon]

dont tell me you sold the foil chad

[naive frigate]

Nooooo....

[pallid galleon]

gotta put your thinking caps on

[reef shadow]

Is full house supposed to be easier to get than a straight on first blind because it very much is for me

[carmine hollow]

Full house is underrated

[naive frigate]

Where do i buy one

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[carmine hollow]

I used to say the same

[minor portal]

right next to the dunce cap store

[naive frigate]

Well what was done is already done

[carmine hollow]

Never be forgiven

[serene forge]

you're right they should've sold the bus instead

[minor portal]

should've sold sixth sense

[serene forge]

true...

[naive frigate]

Ey bro you're the one who told me to sell it

[reef shadow]

It has so many synergies
it has pair, two pair, three of a kind, you can play it with all face cards
so many jokers work with it

[serene forge]

nah

[carmine hollow]

You one who trusts to fool

And becoming a fool himself?

[serene forge]

pair and two pair and 3oak existing are all reasons to not play full hourse

[naive frigate]

Lock them doors tight tonight jimbo.

[carmine hollow]

You know that my name is Jimbo Jotaro Joestar

[reef shadow]

I disagree

[terse vale]

but its a five card hand and there’s little reason to play it over other hands

[carmine hollow]

I have Chicot on my side

[minor portal]

two pair superiority.

what an odd little hand.

[carmine hollow]

6otk

[naive frigate]

Thragg is offering 1 kill for$20

Thragg is stronger than chicot

[minor portal]

but can he beat goku

[carmine hollow]

He can

[naive frigate]

If he is super saiyan no

[pallid galleon]

if ceres gives +4 mult while eris gives +3 mult i feel like earth should give +3 instead of +2 mult

[carmine hollow]

Who is thragg

[naive frigate]

You sweet summer child...

[reef shadow]

Its not gonna be better than four or five of a kind, or flush five, but I cannot take full house hate its a very strong hand

[carmine hollow]

Is this someone from 1.1 joker cast?

[terse vale]

I was talking about the smaller hands

[naive frigate]

For no knowing who the Grand Regent Thragg is i'll lowk just send emperor mark for your ass

[fading solar]

Time to put 12 hours on mobile balatro 😭😭😭

[tranquil steppe]

Okay negative delayed gratification looks sick

[carmine hollow]

Yeah

Sadly he bagged and do nothing

[tranquil steppe]

He’s good synergy with green joker boi

[carmine hollow]

Actually ye

[carmine hollow]

Sadly i don't like both these

They don't clean dishes in out joker restroom

[reef shadow]

I see it but smaller hands require a lot of joker luck and deck manipulation the smaller you go. Idk if its just me but house is easy to get on even an unchanged deck. And you can get lots value out of it. Not easier than a flush but, easier than a straight (to me)

[carmine hollow]

Because green is lazy and clock is clock

[tranquil steppe]

Fair. It helps when I have 18x currently carrying me lmao.

[fading solar]

Jimbo doesn't use Jimbo?

+4 mult could go crazy

[carmine hollow]

How do i use myself

Also I'm Chicot now.

Any questions?

[fading solar]

I'm gonna leave that to your imagination

[carmine hollow]

You shouldn't joke like that

[fading solar]

.

[fading solar]

Like what, idk the answer. I was hoping you'd come up with one 😭

[sleek valley]

After orange stake plasma deck took me a month, gold took me 2 days

I think the problem was that I wasnt looking ahead to the numbers I needed at the end, just what I needed now and it was waisting money and getting nowhere

Im doing ghost next. I need an easy deck after that

[marble hound]

Bout to have an avocado cheeseburger, how are you guys doing

[carmine hollow]

I'm Chicot

[marble hound]

Ah

[pale wolf]

im not doing that

sorry

[marble hound]

Uh ok

[pale wolf]

im sure you only wanted answers from people also about to have an avocado cheeseburger

[marble hound]

No I just wanted to know how others are doing lol

[woven hare]

no deja vu, farewell baron run

man i fucked up

[marble hound]

Damn that was a good run

[woven hare]

lost to stupidity

wait no it wouldnt have mattered

man

if only i was playing spectral

[atomic trout]

Nobody likes the Flint

[marble hound]

Can you beat Balatro with only copies of the normal joker?

That's my clickbait video

[robust lance]

I like the flint

Stones

[woven hare]

⭕ worse than hitler ❓️

[marble hound]

Or no no
It's
Can you beat Balatro with infinite joker slots but only +4 mult jokers show up?

[buoyant stratus]

THIS TOOK SO LONG

[woven hare]

what did

[buoyant stratus]

Finding an ante 1 Mr. Bones

[woven hare]

is that big

[buoyant stratus]

Now I can try to complete my task

[white trellis]

why do you need an ante 1 mr bones

[woven hare]

yeah

[robust lance]

For ante 2 super saiyan Mr bones

[buoyant stratus]

Doing the silly Mr bones bug

[woven hare]

huh

[white trellis]

which one

[buoyant stratus]

Ante 2 would be close to impossible

[buoyant stratus]

If you have two and run out of cards you get to like ante 500

[robust lance]

No I am Mr bones goes super saiyan and now saves you at 50% now

I mean*

How did my phone “fix” it to that

[buoyant stratus]

But that's worse

You normally need 25%

[woven hare]

oh i thought it was endless

i remember running out of cards in ante 2 against the pillar because i was playing ankhed burglar

[woven hare]

nvm its not

[pallid galleon]

socks are you doin the mr bones bug

[woven hare]

also that ruins your data careful

[buoyant stratus]

Ahh no ankh

[sleek valley]

Now that i have all of the back half of the decks done, time to tackle the front half. I think ill tack ghost next because I need something easy after the hell that was plasma, but what after?

[buoyant stratus]

I don't care it's on mobile and I just today downloaded it

[cyan timber]

fuck you orange stake

[buoyant stratus]

Hoping

[woven hare]

every timr

WE LOVE RIFF RAFF

[sleek valley]

Id just take the riff raff

[marble hound]

Riff Raff is pretty decent

[reef shadow]

Am all aces

[pallid galleon]

decent? more like the single strongest early game joker

[marble hound]

This is a weird strategy but looks cool

[pallid galleon]

whereas brainstorm does nothing

[slow iris]

and will die

[reef shadow]

I get what i get

[marble hound]

Now you just need an Odd Todd

[humble gulch]

Even if it wasn't perishable I'd take riff raff

[reef shadow]

I got ballot good enough ig

[reef shadow]

I need Xmult

[marble hound]

Hmmm

[reef shadow]

And im good

[cyan timber]

who should i delete?

mystic summit?

riff raff

photo?

[buoyant stratus]

Just missing odd todd

[buoyant stratus]

Riff raff does literally nothing

[reef shadow]

Game said

[near basalt]

It's only good to feed sacrificial dagger

[cyan timber]

don't diss my goat, i wouldn't be where i am without riff-raff

[pallid galleon]

negative riff raff only produces negative jokers trust

[reef shadow]

That would be funny

[buoyant stratus]

Or early game

[near basalt]

That too

[buoyant stratus]

It's peak, but I meant at the moment

[cyan timber]

i would play this lowkey

i already got photo

this could be a great run that will get me the fuck out of orange stake

[pallid galleon]

if you kept riff raff you could sell all of your mult jokers fr

[cyan timber]

vruh

this is promising

time for mystic summit to say goodbye?

run just started and i'm already getting 807 mult on 1 king 💔🥀

[buoyant stratus]

Accidentally rerolled on merry andy

Shit

[cyan timber]

...

[slow iris]

loud incorrect buzzer sound effect

[cyan timber]

do i take dna?

[pallid galleon]

yuh

[near basalt]

Yeah

[pallid galleon]

make a reserve of non face glass cards to smash in case of plant

[simple talon]

Wait guys what happened… I scored naneinf, played a new run and it reset my score… 😦

Is that normal?

[pallid galleon]

naneinf isnt really a score so ig

[simple talon]

I NEVER TOOK A SCREENSHOT OF THE STATS SCREEN WITH NANEINF NOOOOOOO

[buoyant stratus]

...
I lost
On white stake

[cyan timber]

or i could take this and save it

[pallid galleon]

ggs

[cyan timber]

don't worry twin it happens to the best of us

[cyan timber]

that's good?

or is it a bad strat?

[pallid galleon]

you should score so much that plant is your only run ender

[simple talon]

Mr. Bones wild ride through white stake

[cyan timber]

okay

so good bye fortune teller 😭

[pallid galleon]

or i guess bad draws

[buoyant stratus]

But I needed two
Abb

Ahh*

[simple talon]

Ahhhhhh

[simple talon]

I miss naneinf already

[pallid galleon]

and if you are gonna copy kings and queens try to spread the suits I think

[cloud sinew]

that's what DNA is for

[buoyant stratus]

Oh and now I get the ankh

[pallid galleon]

so you don't die to a boss blind

[simple talon]

I just lost a DNA run a few moments ago

One where I was trying to unlock the final thing in my collection

[ancient gyro]

top 10 news

[pallid galleon]

i just had a brain blast

[cyan timber]

ez win?

[simple talon]

Upgraded magic trick voucher… I’ve never gotten it

Because I hate Magic trick

[pallid galleon]

triboulet and idol are related, idol and tribe are related, but triboulet and tribe aren't related

food for thought

[buoyant stratus]

I'm biased towards DNA because I won my first run with it

[cyan timber]

this could be good?

[pallid galleon]

it kinda does nothing compared to how much you score

[cloud sinew]

no

[cyan timber]

a free 2x mult would be great

k

[cloud sinew]

scoring isnt your problem right now

[pallid galleon]

drop in the bucket ahh

[cyan timber]

i think i just sold

i sold

run is gone 💔🥀

[pallid galleon]

k

[cyan timber]

nvm i got a comeback

remontada

what the fuck

[naive frigate]

I need to do something URGENTLY i score like 20k

[pallid galleon]

huhh

[naive frigate]

This maybe

[atomic trout]

Nah.he dead

[pale wolf]

stop skipping for one

[naive frigate]

I skipped only a little

[versed sable]

you have three scaling jokers smh

[pallid galleon]

i guess imma uh play sum gold steak

[naive frigate]

2

[cyan timber]

don't let them chain you twin skip as much as you want

[pallid galleon]

pick a deck any deck

[cyan timber]

black deck

[pallid galleon]

even nebula (I HATE IT)

[pale wolf]

burnt counts

[versed sable]

3*

[naive frigate]

Black nebula

[pallid galleon]

black deck pebbles yo

[naive frigate]

Okay

[cyan timber]

black deck peak

[naive frigate]

❤️

[woven hare]

black deck ć

[naive frigate]

Should even steven replace sly

[woven hare]

pivot to sly

[pallid galleon]

its already going well fr

W black deck

[naive frigate]

What

[cyan timber]

black deck peakkkk

it's my second favorite deck

[naive frigate]

What is the first

[cyan timber]

checkered

[pallid galleon]

glorp

[naive frigate]

W checkered

[pallid galleon]

ankh in spectral trust

[cyan timber]

peak in spectral

[pallid galleon]

trance even better

[naive frigate]

Tempting

[cyan timber]

if only gifs were on

i got the perfect gif for that

i should kill myself for this

[ancient gyro]

no you're too sexy ahaha

[cyan timber]

[naive frigate]

Yo flushless ez af

Here's the buld

[icy fable]

"a little bit of this a little bit of that"

[atomic trout]

Game glitched

[naive frigate]

Ey bro it workrs tho

Doesn't it

[icy fable]

It doesnt matter how stupid the build is

If it beats the 8 antes

[naive frigate]

If it wins you the game then don't question it

[ebon condor]

"stupid build" and it's the most standard pair build imaginable

[naive frigate]

Its pairslop smh

It's not jsut a pair build it's THE pairslop

[icy fable]

Pairslop
We all know flush house is the Best build

[pallid galleon]

bro every gold stake run looks the same istg

who genuinely enjoys pairslopping

[icy fable]

Listen to me

[atomic trout]

High Card is superior

[icy fable]

Brotein shake
Was defeated by la ciega pequeña

[atomic trout]

It was too many

[icy fable]

We all start somewhere

[glad aspen]

@sudden snow

[stark charm]

Not enough paidslop

[naive frigate]

Finally

Free x2 mult on checkered

[stark charm]

Is it better to not unlock it so you get better rare?

[naive frigate]

Why it's not that bad

[stark charm]

Not bad as a joker but near the worst as a rare

[naive frigate]

Good for checkered tho no?

Wait

It only x2 tho

It's lowk just cheeks

[ebon condor]

its p bad

[naive frigate]

How high was thunk when making this joker

x2 is genuinely some bullshit

[stark charm]

Flush is easy to play

So flush build is underpowered

[naive frigate]

I think x3 would've been fine?

[glad aspen]

Free 4x with blueprint tho 😛

[robust lance]

2.5

[naive frigate]

Yeah or 2.5

[robust lance]

Cause flush is still easy to play

[naive frigate]

Not 2

[stark charm]

Yeah 2.5 is sweet spot

[naive frigate]

Thunk gotta do something about ts

[stark charm]

He might buff it next patch idk

[naive frigate]

When is even the next patch

[stark charm]

Along with bluestake and seal rework

[stark charm]

When it is ready

[naive frigate]

True

What is seal

Like

Red seal blue seal purple seal?

[meager quarry]

hellooo chat

[stark charm]

Seal is most helpful modification to the card yeah

[meager quarry]

hows everyone

[naive frigate]

Nooo why'd the rework it

[stark charm]

Blue seal is rn really strong

[meager quarry]

no?

how

[stark charm]

It definitely is

[meager quarry]

💔

[stark charm]

500 pair level

[meager quarry]

all it does is giv planet card

[buoyant stratus]

I give up

I'll continue tomorrow

[stark charm]

Yeah basically your source of chips in most run

[naive frigate]

Never back down never what

[sudden snow]

why did you feel the need to ping me with this

[buoyant stratus]

It's just a ton of resetting and it's pretty boring

[cloud sinew]

it gives a planet card for the poker hand that you won the round with. that means it's very easy to keep getting the same planet over and over for your desired hand

[glad aspen]

Bc ancient joker

[naive frigate]

Thoughts?

[stark charm]

Red seal kinda get mogged except for endless it kinda ass

[slow iris]

which is scoring

[stark charm]

Plant is coming

[meager quarry]

me when green deck and planet pack

[cloud sinew]

i wouldnt take it

[meager quarry]

in shop

[stark charm]

You don’t have face card synergy anyways idk why you want to take it

[slow iris]

sobquestion

[naive frigate]

Future investment

[cloud sinew]

guaranteed planet for free vs $4+ for a chance at your desired planet

[stark charm]

High chance it come back to bite you

[naive frigate]

No it is

[meager quarry]

telescope voucher

[naive frigate]

I am so re rolling ts

[stark charm]

Still 4$

[cloud sinew]

you still need to spend $4+ for your desired planet, vs getting it for free from blue seal

[ancient gyro]

celestial packs aren't guaranteed to show every shop

[cloud sinew]

^

[slow iris]

they will mention clearance sale voucher next

[stark charm]

Telescope is still good it is just that blue seal is strong

[stark charm]

STILL 3 DOLLARS

[meager quarry]

yeah but blue seal kinda hard to get

Also like what if u dont beat the blind with the hand u want?

like 1 out of 80 cards

[cloud sinew]

what

why do you have 80 cards in your deck, twin

[stark charm]

Open card pack

[meager quarry]

the more the better

fr

[cloud sinew]

wrong!

[meager quarry]

how

[ancient gyro]

this meta very heavily incentivizes you to take scaling jokers and naturally digging further in your deck

[meager quarry]

chat i thought i was a pro 💔

[stark charm]

If your hand is scoring hand you will likely beat the blind with the hand you want

[meager quarry]

i dont understand this level of english 💔

[stark charm]

And you want to scale your scoring hand right?

[ancient gyro]

figures

[meager quarry]

guys my main hand is flush

[ancient gyro]

these are very easy words

[cloud sinew]

having more cards in deck means that if you have an ideal card(s) theyre less likely to be drawn.
more cards is only really good when you're adding high value cards (golds, blue seal, purple seal, etc) or you have hologram

[meager quarry]

is that bad

[stark charm]

Destroy card in the deck

Less deck easy deck fixing

Good card appear often

[meager quarry]

i see

[slow iris]

is english not your native language

[meager quarry]

nope

[slow iris]

okay fair enough

[meager quarry]

i speak 2 accents tho 🔥

not britsh

[cloud sinew]

it wouldve been fine even if it was

[stark charm]

Is marble joker good without hologram?

[cloud sinew]

no

[ancient gyro]

its

mediocre

[naive frigate]

I am scoring like 16 fuh do i do

[stark charm]

That foil egg looking pretty

[stark charm]

Please save your money you need to be more financially responsible

[robust lance]

Spending is fun tho

[lost nova]

Is it better to score mult or chips on plasma deck

[naive frigate]

Instead of what tho

[ancient gyro]

chips more frequently

[stark charm]

Probably not this run seems pretty cooked

[naive frigate]

Aight bro

Got some money not helping tho

[stark charm]

Probably need that mystic to survive

[robust lance]

Credit card in pack 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[naive frigate]

That shi not helping

[robust lance]

It’s really just gros Michel if you think about it

[stark charm]

Increase your score by like 40%

[robust lance]

Since I KNOW you’re spending both of your discards

[naive frigate]

Yo i got this right

[drowsy rain]

who put me in the kitchen 😭🥀🔥💔

[robust lance]

Tumble weed blows past screen

[stark charm]

Flop a straight flush

[naive frigate]

Straight flush be giving less than normal flush vro

[drowsy rain]

Lusty carry

[viral raft]

i started to dislike Square joker recently, i just feel like that as a chip scaling is low and after ante 1-2 feels so meh overall bad as a chip resources

[naive frigate]

There we go

[viral raft]

shit and even more shit!

[pale wolf]

goated riff raff

[viral raft]

least goated riff raff

hey Zebra, do u think Square jonkler is good or nah

[stark charm]

Financial responsibility

Actually take that planet

You need some score

[naive frigate]

Too late brodiengton vrodinton

[stark charm]

Financial responsibility vs x1.25

[naive frigate]

x1.25

[stark charm]

Tough choice I would go for financial responsibility

[naive frigate]

Fuck

Okay

[stark charm]

But gold card

It is essentially free

[naive frigate]

Hurry up next time i'm already on another shop bro

[stark charm]

Why are you rushing your game dawg

[naive frigate]

Ain't waitin alat

Soo

Thoughts?

[stark charm]

Imma go sleep now you can ask a c++ player dwelling on this server for advice

[stark charm]

Save cash

[robust lance]

Why are you even asking us if responding and trying to tell you why to do is a quick time event

[naive frigate]

😭

I'm sorry

[drowsy rain]

Do I sell all my negatives or do I keep my happiness?

[naive frigate]

Quick time event is actually crazy work

[pale wolf]

of all of the Jokers that riff couldve made foil
it does it on SPLASH

I literally have to sell it 🦓

[robust lance]

W riff

[pale wolf]

unless i pivot red card maybe

[viral raft]

.

[robust lance]

(Insert w speed gif)

[pale wolf]

square is undoubtedly good

[viral raft]

i just feel like is really weak after early antes

[pale wolf]

it's consistent

[naive frigate]

Aaand it's over

[viral raft]

yeah, but wee and castle tho

[pale wolf]

what about them

[robust lance]

They exist

Or something

Idfk

[viral raft]

is not bad, obviusly not, but i feel like most of chip scalers are better than square

[stark charm]

Meh I don't like any chip joker I like sticking to planet card

[viral raft]

like way better

[stark charm]

Except ya know

Pair +50

[robust lance]

Three of a kind +50

Too

(The better hand>

[humble gulch]

Castle scales about the same as square

[stark charm]

Nah 3oak definitely worse than pair

[viral raft]

square may be the least good chip scaler if Hiker don't exist

[naive frigate]

Am i financially responsible?

[pale wolf]

im feeling i should take the andy

[robust lance]

Hey can you send a scan of your brain? I need to assess the mental decay you’re experiencing

[viral raft]

yeah but the diff is that you can boost that scaling with deckfix/wildcards and also you can play 5 cards instead of 4

that sometimes helps alot

[naive frigate]

What

[pale wolf]

unfixed castle maybe

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[robust lance]

I fucking LOVE three of a kind

[stark charm]

How did this guy get away with shitting on pair on balatro server

Ts ain't Texas hold'em

[robust lance]

Cause I’m a flush player

[pale wolf]

chip scalers are just good

[naive frigate]

GENUINELY have to survive on my own

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[stark charm]

Not hearing anything from flush player

[naive frigate]

Well you don't see 3oak slop beiong talked about

[robust lance]

Because it’s good

Not bad like pair

[humble gulch]

Square is the worst one, but like, one of the best scaling jokers

[robust lance]

For jus one (1) more card you get like a bajillion more score

[pallid galleon]

oops

[pale wolf]

listen, the investment tag isnt worth the skip

[naive frigate]

Holy econ

[viral raft]

yeah, i don't like square but is one of my most played jokers in my lastest pairslop file

scaling chips are good, no doubt about that

[naive frigate]

Interesting

[stark charm]

Take it take it

[viral raft]

i just feel like square doesn't have a advantage compared to runnber or castle per example

[robust lance]

This is a way better lineup than my main profile

(Spoilers: hanging chad is first and it’s leeching friend is nearby)

[viral raft]

it's literally just pairslop 😭

[humble gulch]

My two last profiles had constellation as my most used joker

[robust lance]

I’m aware

[viral raft]

my 1th file is filled with trash tbh

[shell dagger]

Cheaper

[robust lance]

Doesn’t mean the joker lineup isn’t ass

What

No that’s not the right sentence

I don’t care

[viral raft]

fair enough, still, i don't see a advantage beside the fact that is common (so you can mostly rely on it) and cheaper

[naive frigate]

This looks like a good deal lowk

[viral raft]

i remember doc saying that square would be good if it was 5 chips instead of 4

[pale wolf]

mmmmm

[robust lance]

The fuck

[pale wolf]

yea thats a win

[naive frigate]

Wouldn't it?

[pale wolf]

sadly i have to sell a perfectly good banana

[humble gulch]

Free win

[viral raft]

least pairslop run ever with Runner:

[robust lance]

You’re telling me the balatro guy said the joker about 4s would be better if it was a 5?

[viral raft]

sell banana

[pallid galleon]

i think square joker should be +9 whenever you play a hand with 9 cards

[viral raft]

yep

[pallid galleon]

that would be good

[viral raft]

the john balatro dude

[robust lance]

😭 😭 😭

[worldly geyser]

looks like the game just wants me to win

[pale wolf]

i mean the advantage square has is that it is extremely low maintenance and easy to play, so you make fewer mistakes

truth be told

[robust lance]

Taking photograph is hella bait

[viral raft]

why is pareidolia even doing there??

[robust lance]

Hanging chad is goated tho

[worldly geyser]

looking for sock

[pallid galleon]

got one sock

[viral raft]

just sell it and take chad

[pallid galleon]

looking for the other

[worldly geyser]

yeah maybe

[pale wolf]

I didn't even realize the magic trick voucher until now

wooowee

[worldly geyser]

i got a shitton of face cards anyway no point in keeping it

[viral raft]

DAMNMNNN

nah that run is done

[serene forge]

it gave you bloodstone no it didn't

[torn ember]

What's the last planet card?

[viral raft]

i would like that Localthunk added new jokers around another enhancements like the Glass and stone one

[viral raft]

Flush House

[torn ember]

I see

[torn ember]

Checkered deck is the best for that right

[pale wolf]

detrimental voucher pog ! !

[naive frigate]

HOLY SKIP VALUE

I gotta get mail in for econ right

I will brb so i can't rush it

[viral raft]

nice now i'll have to pray for a Luchador/bones or the retcon voucher

[pale wolf]

haha hey wasup

[atomic trout]

Why? Why??

[brave goblet]

trading card time

punished for taking delayed grat

[pale wolf]

goodbye wee

[atomic trout]

It's working somehow

[brave goblet]

white stake moment

[proud flame]

Ahh yes, the fabled cert marble holo line

[atomic trout]

Nothing wrong with White

[proud flame]

If only I had 6 dollars shop 2 on gold stake

[brave goblet]

white is sandbox mode

[proud flame]

Yeah white is for messing around or ante 24+

[brave goblet]

$0 delayed grat 🔥

[proud flame]

it is a great intro to the game though, just hard enough to teach the basics, but easier than the bs at black gold

[atomic trout]

Delayed Gratification

[brave goblet]

I mean tbh when you don't know what jokers/tarots/planets do what or what there is in the shop, getting 200k chips is a hell of a task

[steady marten]

Wouldnt mind a quick helping hand here

[brave goblet]

hex

[steady marten]

ty

[atomic trout]

Hex it

[pale wolf]

This is the first playing card I've seen in the shop

8 rounds later

[worldly geyser]

my friend doesnt want to use wee joker on plasma deck

gg

[stark charm]

Are we fr gang

[steady marten]

Hex beacause its better 🇽
Hex beacause it looks cooler ✅

[proud flame]

Always take hex over ankh on plus mult bc it keeps an extra slot open

[pale wolf]

i know somebody would do this

[ancient gyro]

who

[brave goblet]

me

[pale wolf]

somebody

[ancient gyro]

oh

[brave goblet]

doc definitely would

[ebon condor]

wait thats actually a good idea gif

[atomic trout]

Damn you

[brave goblet]

deserved

[stark charm]

Sorry obelisk

[atomic trout]

Delayed Gratification suuuuuuuuuucks

[stark charm]

Could have discarded for more queen

Oh I forgot..

[brave goblet]

No you could've

[stark charm]

You can't discard😭😭😭

[brave goblet]

delayed grat doesn't stop you from discarding, it just slaps you for doing so

[ancient gyro]

makes fun of you

[brave goblet]

$6 ain't do much if you're dead 💔

$6 or your life

[atomic trout]

But... Delayed Gratification

[brave goblet]

hiatus gratification

[glossy parrot]

I feel like magic trick is the most useless voucher there is

[stark charm]

Hologram.

[brave goblet]

magic trick is your poor man's DNA if you don't have DNA but a lot of death cards

[woven hare]

we love holo

[ancient gyro]

there's a couple more worse alternatives

[humble gulch]

Illusion

[stark charm]

Beside we have blank bro

A fucking blank

[woven hare]

blank's nice

[cursive crater]

delayed grat give me grimbo or i retire

[ancient gyro]

blank isn't actively detrimental by default

[glossy parrot]

That 1 extra joker slot tho

[humble gulch]

Balatrodle in 5...

[woven hare]

planet merchant is though

[ebon condor]

im curious what you guys think the overall worst card in the entire game is

[woven hare]

4 of clubs

[ancient gyro]

playing card?

[ebon condor]

any type of card

[brave goblet]

hack and onyx retriggerable

[ebon condor]

joker, consumable, voucher

[humble gulch]

Seven of hearts

[ebon condor]

not playing card

[brave goblet]

hard to say cause I can find a use for any card

[viral raft]

what happen????

[brave goblet]

wym what happened

[viral raft]

like why my 10 and 9 get visually debuffed

[brave goblet]

oh wtf

[ebon condor]

i think there's an argument to be made its like earth or neptune or sm bc they bloat the planet pool and arent useful like 98% of the time

[brave goblet]

you don't got any mods installed do you

[humble gulch]

Showman, high priestess and blank or illusion

🐑

[viral raft]

just handy, jokerdis and blueprint

[brave goblet]

blueprint mod is that visual one for blueprint right

[ancient gyro]

high priestess

[viral raft]

yep

[brave goblet]

idk

[humble gulch]

I mean, there's no bad tarots

[viral raft]

but none of my mods visually changes playing cards

[ancient gyro]

i can think of a few

[icy hollow]

Sun

[viral raft]

the sun

[icy hollow]

Son 😭 🙏

[brave goblet]

you could've savescummed that one hand to see what happens but idk

[viral raft]

also the lovers 99% of the time is useless

[deep sequoia]

maybe the effect of midas checking for cards that are face cards works by scanning each one and when a card is "scanned" the game registers it as scoring but only visually?

[atomic trout]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh

[brave goblet]

balatro multiplayer taught me not to underestimate the lovers

[atomic trout]

Black Deck is hard

[deep sequoia]

this is the only explanation i can think of

[brave goblet]

Sadly, balatro multiplayer doesn't have 4 boss blinds that debuff the lovers

[viral raft]

with that logic Idol is the best joker in the game

[atomic trout]

Don't know what to pick

[brave goblet]

I agree, idol is the best joker in the game

just git gud

[cosmic sun]

stm supremacy

[ancient gyro]

whatever that means

[deep sequoia]

are we talking endless or ante 8

[brave goblet]

the lovers is pretty useful

[viral raft]

son 😭

[brave goblet]

ante 8

who cares about endless

[deep sequoia]

hell no 😭

[viral raft]

ante 8 high stakes

[brave goblet]

even balatro multiplayer runs don't go endless

[tawny bough]

is red seal ace here good?

[deep sequoia]

idol is good late game past like ante 9

[brave goblet]

skill issue

[tawny bough]

or blue seal

[brave goblet]

nah I got idol runs poppin in just ante 8

[ancient gyro]

game balance looks at a8 gs ( high win streaks/win rate)

[brave goblet]

it's terrifying but it's awesome

[tranquil steppe]

Who we keeping and killing for invis? Holo is 6.5, yorick is 9, Lord Canio is 19

[cosmic sun]

😴

[tawny bough]

idk :p

[brave goblet]

example

Forgot there was a photochad

[ancient gyro]

ive seen a total of 2 perfect idol fixed deck wins

[ebon condor]

ive done it b4

[brave goblet]

I had a straights run that used idol that didn't even proc on the finisher but it didn't matter

a billion glass cards for me

[ebon condor]

w vaga + burglar + bp

[tough ruin]

I think my Yellow deck got pirated…

[deep sequoia]

what is this screen ratio

[viral raft]

NEW DECK 👀👀👀????

[tranquil steppe]

Did you get pink yet?

[ancient gyro]

crttv

[viral raft]

balatro new deck confirmed???

[viral raft]

pink what?

you mean pink stake?

[tranquil steppe]

Oh nvm ignore me

[ancient gyro]

pink whitney

[viral raft]

oh 😭

[atomic trout]

How in the hell

[ancient gyro]

zoinks

[tranquil steppe]

Jinkies even

[brave goblet]

break time

[atomic trout]

Where's Señor Huesos?

This is insulting

Not again

[worldly geyser]

oui or something

[atomic trout]

This Deck suuuuuuuuuucks

Impossible to get hired

[worldly geyser]

ehh

black deck was easy for me imo

[tawny bough]

do i use this for the free obelisk gold sticker

[worldly geyser]

sure

[tawny bough]

or get a random common and gold steak the common

cuz i am easily winning with what i have now and still have a free slot

[void lintel]

if you don't like obelisk then sticker that

[tawny bough]

alr thanks i hate obelisk xd

[void lintel]

had a feeling lmao

[atomic trout]

Liar 🤣

[worldly geyser]

wat

[tawny bough]

ah shit i accidentally let the duo die 😭

[buoyant stratus]

Hell yeah

Another shoot the moon run

[atomic trout]

Black Deck is impossible

Hitting the wall with my head is easier

[tawny bough]

aye 3rd gold steak done!

[atomic trout]

And it doesn't help with purple Stakes

[viral raft]

Glass joker literally just appears in the best moment

[tawny bough]

wait 4th yoo

[viral raft]

my lowk goat

[tawny bough]

ancient joker will forever be my goat

[humble gulch]

Flush house is fun

[atomic trout]

Any advice?

Getting shit drawn cards

[viral raft]

use your money if you think is necessary

and also see if the jokers are you taking are worth until ante 8

[pale wolf]

would you take this banana

[atomic trout]

No Joker had been

[pale wolf]

🦓 🦓 🦓 🦓 🦓

[humble gulch]

Credit card in the arcana

Trib in the arcana

[pale wolf]

the banana 1 round extinct

[viral raft]

Mercury then buffon

go pairslop shop 1

[humble gulch]

Uh

[pale wolf]

evil evil game

[tranquil steppe]

Because nanners?

[atomic trout]

What A DIFFERENCE in difficulty....

Truly... Different

Where the fuck was that during Purple Stakes??

[buoyant stratus]

booo
boo
i hate plants

[pale wolf]

is it too late? we'll find out

[pale wolf]

it was too late

🥀 who am i

[dark lava]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXublMPCCqj/?igsh=ejVtcW1vZ2plMGZq
perkeoverated

JokerPokerBalala

[buoyant stratus]

zebra i think

[buoyant stratus]

i had fun but they had to ruin it

[nova junco]

doomed yuri

[naive frigate]

Uhh any tips

Im scoring nothing

[atomic trout]

Black Deck on White is Easy. 😨

I love the Bull

[naive frigate]

Not even balatro chat helping me i'm fucked

[atomic trout]

Hanging Chad... Eternal...

[buoyant stratus]

again?

[naive frigate]

That shi not carrying me through 1850 chips with -1 hand size

[pallid galleon]

photochad is fake

[atomic trout]

🤢

[naive frigate]

Sooo

Any tips

[icy fable]

Reroll and pray for a better Joker ngl

[naive frigate]

EEEY

[stable mulch]

glad to see im not the only person who doesnt really like perkeo

sure hes a decent economy joker somewhat but

man

id rather have anything else

[dark lava]

its not that i hate him

its that i have to set up my build around him

[naive frigate]

Oh its eternal

[dark lava]

and doing that past ante 4 is a death sentence

[stable mulch]

ooh alr

fair enough

[echo owl]

One time judgement gave me a negative blueprint then I did to the manacle on ante 1 with black deck

[naive frigate]

Any uhh

Tips

[stable mulch]

pain of getting a great card too early

[naive frigate]

And tricks

Idk

[stable mulch]

i wouldnt know im a little strategy noob

[echo owl]

I once got 2 negative brainstorms and a campfire on the first stop then the exact same thing happened with manacle on black deck

[naive frigate]

There's no way i'm that hopeless

[stable mulch]

on the FIRST stop???

i cant even call you lucky cuz

daamn

[echo owl]

It made me so mad bro

[frail shell]

If i bought balatro on mobile could i transfer my progress from ps5?

[naive frigate]

Dear lord

[frail shell]

Or sync would be a better word

[echo owl]

No (also hey you play ability wars too)

[stable mulch]

ability wars in my balatro discord server?

stars aligned

[echo owl]

Used to grind that game so much

[frail shell]

[stable mulch]

i wasted a tad bit too much time on that game

[echo owl]

I remember hating freeze before they changed it

[frail shell]

All my time is well spent 🤑

[echo owl]

When it was just a one shot kill and that was it

[buoyant stratus]

You killed me twice in a row

[stable mulch]

god's punch needs a rework

they did it to every cheap oneshot, why not the only remaining one now?

[echo owl]

Gods punch is such bs

[echo owl]

Yeah exactly they just want the Robux from it

[frail shell]

I saw a pretty good god punch rework suggestion

[viral raft]

one of the few times that i actually skipped a blueprint

[echo owl]

It made gods punch even better cause now there’s only one broken oneshot ability and you have to pay for it

[frail shell]

But plasma stone and crystal counters

[stable mulch]

i mean hey on the good side it can counter DoS with help

on the bad side... yeah its straight BS

[buoyant stratus]

Bus you're in the wrong spot

[echo owl]

I was like king Von with DoS back in the day

[stable mulch]

getting tossed around a little too much? do the nuke for a combo reset

[pale wolf]

Mr bones rolls goku

[echo owl]

I mained shift

[frail shell]

Is this sub optimal joker placement in the big 26

[stable mulch]

pre-nerf shift was scary

the combo starter 3000

[echo owl]

I liked shift cause it was good but you still needed skill unlike god punch

[frail shell]

I like using malice 🥹

[echo owl]

Was mech ever any good I’m curious

[viral raft]

i'm minmaxing the bus

[echo owl]

I wish I had that one

[frail shell]

The rework?

[viral raft]

i'm minmaxing

[stable mulch]

youre up for some news

assuming you know what masteries are, it got one

and its hella unique

[buoyant stratus]

Yeah but it's supposed to be before steal and blackboard

[echo owl]

Yeah

[echo owl]

Oh no way

[stable mulch]

oh wait

[echo owl]

Maybe I gotta play again

[stable mulch]

are we talking about cyborg or mech

[frail shell]

Base mech is horrible now but mas is fun

[viral raft]

like i said, i'm minmaxing the bus

[stable mulch]

cyborg was the weird homing arm

if anything

[echo owl]

Cause I loved mech

[buoyant stratus]

What does that even mean

[frail shell]

Not anymore

[cloud sinew]

scoring less means more hands can be played, which means bus gives a higher mult

[viral raft]

i'm playing the bus infront so i can use my hands instead of insta win

[frail shell]

Love cyborg rework

Wait should we move to off topic

[stable mulch]

i was going to mention that

[viral raft]

exactly, i don't want to win instanly so i go bus infront to i have more time to minmax the bus

[buoyant stratus]

Oh
Yeah in stupid

[cloud sinew]

not stupid

[frail shell]

Go to off topic kk

[buoyant stratus]

Source?

[lavish harbor]

lmao

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[atomic trout]

Hell yeah

[fringe nebula]

you can't squeeze out blood from a stone

[cloud robin]

Peak alert

[naive frigate]

Wasted blueprint potential

[woeful holly]

bro could've gotten any mult card

[naive frigate]

Son

[woeful holly]

but greed got in the way

[naive frigate]

There was no mult cards

I tried to get them

[woeful holly]

pop me the seed

I wanna try

[naive frigate]

Son i don't have a lot of jokers

Wait do seeds generate player specifically

Or

HOw

Should i get the spade wrathful joker or gamble for photochad

[woeful holly]

seeds generate when a run is started. At the end of the run you can view what seed you had

[naive frigate]

You did not understand my question did you

[woeful holly]

Flushes are the easiest run to start with \

spade

[naive frigate]

So if you have more jokers than i do could you see another joker that i didn't because i didn't have it

[cosmic sun]

Photo is bait there

[naive frigate]

I mean i had xmult joker but it was the one that gave xmult for each blank space

Sounds good but it's eternal

[woeful holly]

yes

I could

how many jokers do you have anyways?

[naive frigate]

Yo brodie

Can you reply with ping next time

Like 125

[woeful holly]

mb

I usually keep it off

[naive frigate]

its fine

[naive frigate]

Oh yeah i also didn't take a screenshot so ion know the seed

[woeful holly]

Oh its alr\

[naive frigate]

But like i promise to you i would take some mult i either didn't have the money or it was straight up useless

Uh

Did my message send

With a picture

[naive frigate]

Not this one

[naive frigate]

Daaamn

Shii

[pale wolf]

how to unlock the blue joker?

[naive frigate]

That is an interesting question

[pale wolf]

dose anybody know

[naive frigate]

You don't have to unlock it?

[versed sable]

become blue

[shell dagger]

discard a straigjt

[naive frigate]

No

Maybe

I am so sorry

[compact niche]

think I'll be able to beat ante 8?

[naive frigate]

If you ask nicely

Can a foil acrd be bonus

Wait no

Ion think so

[compact niche]

foil is rarity bonus is type of card so yeah it can

[naive frigate]

Damn that's cool

[compact niche]

At least I'm like 90% sure

[naive frigate]

Oh yeah i didn't get the acrd i didn't so i'm done

Bye bye run

Was nice knowing ya

[heady rampart]

why does flashcard joker look so delightful with polychrome

[naive frigate]

I don't know

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[devout reef]

Should’ve proc’d dna. SMH my head.

[naive frigate]

Yeah fr

Holy run

Any tips on how to not blow it

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

Newbie excited for something
Looks inside
Photochad

Am i supposed to do something

That eternal crafty joker reaally doesn't fit in

I don't regret taking the eternal photo

[brave goblet]

The death by ante 3 build

[naive frigate]

Lord have mercy

The FUCk is this

HOLY SHIT

[ornate oak]

Defeated my first gold stake!

[naive frigate]

Wait seeded runs are genuinely so fun

[ornate oak]

🫡