🕹・game-discussion

[pastel pagoda]

Not really

[quaint stag]

id personally skip out on para

[pastel pagoda]

All it does is like

Let you trigger photo on every card

[thorny nebula]

the order is there for temperance value honestly

[wintry ice]

do i copy the gold seal or save death for purple

[quaint stag]

if you can get gold cards or blue seals or steels then mime gets great value

[cyan timber]

and trib

[vague flint]

It’s not difficult to play a single face card
If triboulet just required face cards, it’d be good, but you specifically need K and Q

[pastel pagoda]

Read what trib does

[cyan timber]

really hard since my luck with packs is ass

[pastel pagoda]

All scored queens or kingws

[wintry ice]

realistically what is para doing for you

[pastel pagoda]

not all scored face cards

[cyan timber]

ohhhhhhh

[quaint stag]

as long as you get one devil tarot you'll be getting mime value

[quaint stag]

wouldnt count

[cyan timber]

sorry i never played trib so i didn't know

[hoary moon]

banana has been with me since ante 1

[wintry ice]

actually i don't even need to ask that it just makes plant more polarising for little benefit

[hoary moon]

cant he just die

[cyan timber]

that's mean

[wintry ice]

it's in the description

[cyan bone]

what .

[pale wolf]

whats para

[quaint stag]

the ante 7 plant is coming

[cyan bone]

invisible back again

[wintry ice]

dolia

[quaint stag]

paradolia

[solar meteor]

dise

[pale wolf]

oh parei

[cyan bone]

invis got mad that I sold my second photo

[pale wolf]

🦓

[wintry ice]

andy what do i do here

[pastel pagoda]

Wouldnt take it here ngl

[pale wolf]

Sell Bloodstone

[quaint stag]

save the death id say

[cyan bone]

Yah ik it'd kill me until it's up

[solar meteor]

dupe gold 9

[cyan bone]

Just funny that it came back immediately after I sold my photo that I got from invis

[cyan timber]

if only the negative was on mail

[tough geyser]

Hi.

[cyan timber]

ello

[quaint stag]

temperance value regardless

[tough geyser]

I am balatro

[pastel pagoda]

hey

[cyan timber]

stardew valley?

[vocal rose]

I LOVE NEBULA

[pastel pagoda]

Holy john balatro

[tough geyser]

YES

[cyan timber]

peak

[tough geyser]

We are john baaltro

[quaint stag]

if you're playing trib you're probably playing full houses/3/4/5oak anyways so you'd still get value out of it

[tough geyser]

Peakest twin✌️

[thorny nebula]

ok I am sowing down a bit, I needed 3 to get through the boss blind. I might be cooked this run

[wintry ice]

guh

[pale wolf]

someone make a tier list of smallest to largest viability gap between a jokers best and worst deck

[wintry ice]

do i strength or hang them

[cyan bone]

oh.

well it was a fun run

[cyan timber]

I'm playing high card cuz I'm a bum with no luck and not enough discards

[wintry ice]

i think i should strength 2s into 3s because most of my good enhancements are on that rank

[patent crater]

first joker, starting real good (yes im a new player :P)

[tough geyser]

Holy negatives

[quaint stag]

what stake is this

[thorny nebula]

nat neg cloud nine in a random pack. No reason to not take

[pale wolf]

perhaps you're okay

[vocal rose]

trib high card?

[cyan timber]

playing black deck (you're goated twin)

[lime remnant]

gotta love these free tag

[thorny nebula]

one was a shop and the half joker was an ecto (i forgot to sell half before cracking the ecto)

[tough geyser]

Free money out of nowhere

[wintry ice]

atleast play pairs

[patent crater]

Thanks?

[thorny nebula]

my scoring pace is slow tho

[cyan timber]

my luck is shit I don't get kings and queens in my hands

[thorny nebula]

I might be boned

[tough geyser]

[vocal rose]

ehhh idk if its luck

[thorny nebula]

2.2 mil 💀

[cyan timber]

my luck is bad

[quaint stag]

you're losing trib value if you dont play bigger hands

[solar meteor]

that’s gonna take a while

[cyan timber]

I can't play bigger hand

[pale wolf]

its gonna take a podcast worth of thinking

[wintry ice]

oh i didn't even notice the voucher

[quaint stag]

deck fix?

[tough geyser]

Whats u guys highest

[cyan timber]

no luck with packs

[pale wolf]

poggers

[quaint stag]

yes......... feed hologram...

[pastel pagoda]

highest what

[wintry ice]

if you can't draw a pair of 1 of 2 ranks i'd say it's less of a luck issue

[tough geyser]

Score

[lime remnant]

at least play 2p bro wth

[quaint stag]

e41 currently

[cyan timber]

no luck

[pastel pagoda]

naneinf

[quaint stag]

trying for naneinf

[lime remnant]

fym no luck its just 2p

get out

[tough geyser]

I just cant get naneinf

[cyan timber]

gng i can't get the cards I want

my luck is shit

[tough geyser]

My last run was like

[solar meteor]

what happened to all the training we’ve done

[vocal rose]

soooo

[pale wolf]

players with bad luck suddenly have good luck when they learn how to draw and deck fix properly

[pastel pagoda]

What matters the most is vouchers

[vocal rose]

at what point do we realize that

[lime remnant]

nonexistent deck fixing

[vocal rose]

when we blame everything on luck

[cyan timber]

shush

[shell dagger]

lowkey brainstorm high tier

[vocal rose]

it MIGHT be something else

[tough geyser]

YESSS OMG THAT DAMN BOSS REROLL THINGY

[cyan timber]

no luck with packs

[quaint stag]

this reminded me of the time roffle rerolled like 900 times for a baron

[tough geyser]

But it was the burglar this time

[waxen fable]

cut the deck instead of adding more

use the hangman tarot

[wintry ice]

🥀

[cyan timber]

no luck with packs

[lime remnant]

no lmao you prolly found 10 strength 20 death and didnt take it

[cyan timber]

no?

[waxen fable]

roll for trading card

[cyan timber]

I'ma try this

[solar meteor]

o

[wintry ice]

anything to not look at their own econ management

[solar meteor]

i’m not giving you another nitro

[pale wolf]

it would be a funny tier list bc to the moon would be bottom tier and satellite would be decent

[waxen fable]

what are u jumping on dis jit for

they're New....

[cyan timber]

anything to not give actual advice and just tell people to do something they clearly stated they can't do

[quaint stag]

"man if only i could have a joker that deck fixes and gives econ at the same time"
the benevolent trading card:

[lime remnant]

like dude you have 70 buck i refuse to believe you cant find a strength and death and hangman in 7 whole antes

[waxen fable]

deadass

[cyan timber]

shhhh twin

[waxen fable]

what are u tryna contribute here

[thorny nebula]

alright wtf is this shop

how play

[waxen fable]

like seriously what iis it

[pale wolf]

I see what you did there

[thorny nebula]

i bought buffoon packs and they were bad

[pale wolf]

CONtribute

[waxen fable]

thanksbro i giggled

[vocal rose]

without us seed searching and no context via screenshots theres

[thorny nebula]

am i falling for photograph propaganda or no?

[vocal rose]

nothing to go off of for actual advice

[tough geyser]

[waxen fable]

ur quite a NOVICE for humor

[wintry ice]

takes zero effort to look at your own game

[lime remnant]

like i guess bro

[cyan timber]

[tough geyser]

[cyan timber]

I'm gonna become a CONvict after I'm done wit yall

[tough geyser]

[cyan timber]

just wait gng

[waxen fable]

so many funny people in this chat

[thorny nebula]

Can you CONfirm this action?

[waxen fable]

we should all be comedians

[tough geyser]

[thorny nebula]

yerp

[cyan timber]

I'm gonna throw a CONcrete brick on your face

[tough geyser]

Banana

[thorny nebula]

banan

[pastel pagoda]

Yeah we are all funny fellas

[tough geyser]

Bananas are gross guys

[hoary moon]

superposition gaming

[thorny nebula]

team am buyin a photograph or not?

[thorny nebula]

prob not? at least is my guess

[tough geyser]

There is no escape from the photoCHAD

[waxen fable]

do u have a chad to support it

[pale wolf]

I don't think that word means what you thought it meant

[wintry ice]

ok game

[thorny nebula]

I have passed chad twice

💀

[wintry ice]

i'm selling summit

ggs

[thorny nebula]

but thats bc I have no real retriggers

here's the spot

[waxen fable]

i know i just wanted to say some bullshit

[thorny nebula]

cryptid doesn't copy much

just mult kings

[tough geyser]

Is it hanging chud or hanging chad

[thorny nebula]

aight i've heard enough

[vocal rose]

chud

[thorny nebula]

I'm gonna go do my big blind

[waxen fable]

we know the real answer

[tough geyser]

[cyan timber]

biggest score in my life

[pastel pagoda]

trick question

[tough geyser]

[waxen fable]

congrats my bro

[pastel pagoda]

hanging chat

[waxen fable]

also uhhh why negative skip

[vocal rose]

if copied trib

[waxen fable]

just curious

[vocal rose]

then you would've scored way more

[tough geyser]

[waxen fable]

thats probably an e

[vocal rose]

this guy is SKIPPING yet saying his luck is bad?

😭

[waxen fable]

its ok the jit is new DO NOT jump on the jit

[cyan timber]

my game?

[tough geyser]

Hanging chid

[waxen fable]

thats fine

[cyan timber]

so peak

[lime remnant]

sharp or hololive

[pastel pagoda]

Believe in the negative skip

[vocal rose]

when you're scoring copy the trib

its infinitely better to copy than photograph

and stop skipping

[cyan timber]

no

[waxen fable]

also keep the mime to block generation

[cyan timber]

no

[waxen fable]

for sock and buskin

[pastel pagoda]

Holo would probably eat your econ

[waxen fable]

why

[cyan timber]

I'ma do what i want

[pastel pagoda]

Not sure tho

[wintry ice]

an army of gold lucky 9s...

[waxen fable]

the score is bigger

[vocal rose]

so do you just come into this chat to complain about your run

and complain how other people dont give advice

[tough geyser]

I love blue and blue deck

[cyan timber]

i come in this chat to ragebait

[waxen fable]

i mean it doesn't matter now but it'll matter very much later

[tough geyser]

And plasma

[vocal rose]

yet ignore actual advice

[vocal rose]

you have zero intelligence

[cyan timber]

nahhhh

[lime remnant]

actual smooth brain

[waxen fable]

how many bitcoin baron disciples are here

[cyan timber]

I'm smert

[tough geyser]

Im smurf

[vocal rose]

me when I pivot back into ragebaiting after realizing im wrong

ragebaiting is the mask of stupidity

[wintry ice]

buzz lightyear gif

[pastel pagoda]

Man I could really go for a hamburger right now

[shell dagger]

i just got a chicken burger

[pastel pagoda]

Lucky

[lime remnant]

lion and monkey image except the lion thinks its the monkey

[wintry ice]

what.

[thorny nebula]

uh guys

I'm kinda dead

[vocal rose]

sooooo

chip source?

[thorny nebula]

I need to score 29mil

gg

[pastel pagoda]

That seems good

[wintry ice]

literal perfect scenario for it

[cyan timber]

[waxen fable]

guys i think the run is over

[cyan timber]

me when i fall for the lowest form of ragebait

[hoary moon]

i sell swashbuckler to copy superposition

[thorny nebula]

my run is super joever

[tough geyser]

I used to hate baron when i started

[pastel pagoda]

Show your deck

[thorny nebula]

29 mil is NOT coming soon to a theater near me

[lime remnant]

speculative baron mime

[wintry ice]

complaining about getting the result you wanted is odd

[waxen fable]

u arenow fully immune to the eye

[vocal rose]

we can't be grown acting like this

please

[thorny nebula]

I have like

[cyan timber]

not complaining

[tough geyser]

Bc i though it gave 1.5x mult after the +'s

[thorny nebula]

no seals

[tough geyser]

Dang it

[cosmic sun]

🤫

[cyan timber]

please keep going? sure gng if you insist

[thorny nebula]

its been painful

[cyan timber]

[vocal rose]

its after a certain age when we cannot be acting like this

[waxen fable]

idk if u figured this out yet but ragebaitinh only works when it's funny when they done realize it

[heavy heron]

what’s up con

[thorny nebula]

I have the wall as the big blind too

but I can't even hit 29mil

[cyan timber]

[lime remnant]

@vocal rose you cant win

[heavy heron]

good job on beating that gold stake challenge

[cyan timber]

sup goat

[cyan timber]

i am never doing gold stake again

never gng

[heavy heron]

so i see

[solid bronze]

#smoked a bloodstone glazer

[vocal rose]

theres no winning or losing lmao

[heavy heron]

yea… gold stake can be unfun… and hard..

[cosmic sun]

I hate bloodstone

[heavy heron]

so i see you’re pissing people off

like how you pissed me off all that time ago

[pale wolf]

im gonna play super balatro gold stake edition

[cyan timber]

noooooo......

[heavy heron]

i never forgot that..

[lime remnant]

do not engage

[heavy heron]

what’s the L take this time

what’d you say

[solid bronze]

ante 1 checkered deck, buffoon pack
eternal blueprint or bloodstone. which is the better choice

[cyan timber]

i don't remember pissing you off

[heavy heron]

did you say red card sucks or smth

or like

[waxen fable]

they'll win if you continue interacting

[heavy heron]

say ancient sucks

[sage nacelle]

BUFFOON

[waxen fable]

lose otherwise

[cyan timber]

just said i wouldn't put blue print on trib

[thorny nebula]

yea i'm dead, I'll share the seed tho. I think I misplayed hard

[heavy heron]

well why not?

[thorny nebula]

There was an eternal chad in a pack and I decided to greed hold on to rocket

[cyan timber]

and vro got mad

[waxen fable]

it doesn't suck if youre smart my bro

[heavy heron]

read the full—

[cyan timber]

i put it on photo

[heavy heron]

key word L take

[solid bronze]

bloodstone fans are either just addicts or actually dumb people, this comes from a bloodstone fan

[thorny nebula]

not bad, at least I beat the stake

[heavy heron]

OK WELL

32x is usually bigger than 2x

but

[thorny nebula]

on to orange

[pale wolf]

i get sad when a troll refuses to interact with skeptics/accusations of trolling, thats just lazy character acting

[heavy heron]

hey if you win you win

[cyan timber]

I use high card

[waxen fable]

no it's because he dont wanna accept any of ouur beneficial advices and then claim to be ragebaiting

[heavy heron]

copying trib is better tho prob

[heavy heron]

with a trib?

[wintry ice]

nurtury they're using trib with high card

[waxen fable]

yes

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

HUH

[cyan timber]

yeah cuz I don't get lucky with hand draws

[waxen fable]

we advice how to play better obviously

[wintry ice]

because they can't draw pairs somehow

[heavy heron]

you can’t even… draw a pair?

[halcyon onyx]

For the first time in balatro history, someone chokes on first blind.

[cyan timber]

yes

[heavy heron]

wow

[pale wolf]

"what if i made trib a worse version of photo" is a funny premise to troll from

[heavy heron]

quite the luck you got there

[pastel pagoda]

Huh

You had 2 discards

[cyan timber]

beginning of run i was running two pair and deleted some face cards

[pastel pagoda]

Use them

[solar meteor]

7% failure rate btw

[wintry ice]

challenge where you pretend you're using delayed gratification and it gives 1000$

[heavy heron]

i mean if you go high card… i guess copying photo is no different from copying trib

[waxen fable]

u cant be dis absurdly unlucky wit draws brah

[halcyon onyx]

I was trying to do a discardless run

[heavy heron]

yeaaa i know LOOLLL

that’s kinda hard to believe

[cyan timber]

.

[waxen fable]

if u have like 3 kings only ever of course it's gonna happen

[pallid galleon]

NOOOOO

[waxen fable]

should've told us way earlier brah

[solar meteor]

that or he didn’t tell us that he deleted 11 face cards

[heavy heron]

canio?

[solar meteor]

:/

[waxen fable]

why claim ragebait when we are quite literally trying to help

[pallid galleon]

do i take it

[heavy heron]

maybe he’s mixing up canio w trib

[pale wolf]

c9 is worse than golden joker because what if you immolate all your 9s

[cyan timber]

don't understand ts

[waxen fable]

i mean the jit is new so it's fine

[waxen fable]

you dont understand anything

[heavy heron]

jit?

[cyan timber]

nahhhhhhh

[pallid galleon]

this is so chuddy

[cyan timber]

I'm goated

[waxen fable]

yes

the jit blud

[ancient gyro]

what if

[heavy heron]

con get on my level i’m better than you look at my latest run

oh shit

[lime remnant]

do i take acrobat?

[heavy heron]

make sure the lesbian isn’t looking

hornet

[pale wolf]

mfw i open balatro and its on a healthy plasma run

[wintry ice]

honestly i would try cryptid

[pale wolf]

I don't even want to finish it I hate plasma so much

[cyan timber]

I'm better

[waxen fable]

e11 gold stake ante 8

[cyan timber]

hornet?

[waxen fable]

chills bro chills

[wintry ice]

my 4oaks will be so good

[heavy heron]

vagabond

[cyan timber]

as in hornet from the demon faction?

[ancient gyro]

well I already immolated that run

[heavy heron]

there’s a person here named lesbian hornet who despises bloodstone

[wintry ice]

i could sell one of my xmult jokers for troub at this point

[granite bay]

is this what they call luck?

[wintry ice]

+1 dollar to temperance for 1 round let's go

[cyan timber]

nah i don't need to get on your lever because going down just isn't my style

[pale wolf]

did you immolate

[heavy heron]

ok let’s see the e11

[cyan timber]

i know i was makin a joke

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[pale wolf]

52 cards

[pale wolf]

did it hit queens

[wintry ice]

i hate lucky cards sometimes

[pale wolf]

i understand now

[waxen fable]

not really

[heavy heron]

it def hit at least one queen

[wintry ice]

this was supposed to score like 20k

[cyan timber]

just unlocked vro and he tryna get on my party 🥀💔

[heavy heron]

how many lucky cards did you play?

[wintry ice]

sell photo for photo but significantly worse

[shell dagger]

Copy golden joker with bp

[wintry ice]

3

[ancient gyro]

no

ima be real idk what happened in this run

[heavy heron]

and you needed a mult hit?

uh oh

are you dead now

[wintry ice]

i didn't

[thorny nebula]

ok we're mid run again. what are we cooking with this shop

[wintry ice]

that's what i'm complaining about

[heavy heron]

OHHHH

LOOLLL

winning too soon

what a good problem to have

[wintry ice]

i'd rather restart if i need a mult hit 🥀

[cyan timber]

fuck me i forgor to check blinds 💔💔

[wintry ice]

that's genuinely worse than relying on base chips

[heavy heron]

well you have a death

play a pair

you got this

[sinful plaza]

tuff

[ancient gyro]

obbylicks mog

[waxen fable]

fax

[pale wolf]

lmfao @ the spectral pack screenshot

[wintry ice]

oh no i'm fucking dead fuck this fucking game bruh

[humble gulch]

Jimbo carrying (actually)

[cyan timber]

ez

[heavy heron]

yeahhhh… the mark really kills pair builds as we know

oh wait you got obelisk

[pale wolf]

actually I guess sigil isn't that bad of a pick when you have castle

[heavy heron]

you’re not even going pairs

[wintry ice]

specially ones that have bus

[sinful plaza]

I won my 1st gold stake on red deck

[ancient gyro]

elephant in the room

[thorny nebula]

I cracked the packs. I'm just clicking next right?

[hoary moon]

i'd better get this lucky on higher steak runs

[heavy heron]

yes yes because how will you know if the flipped over cards will kill your bus?

[thorny nebula]

I think I'm building to clubs

[heavy heron]

run killer

[lime remnant]

sticker mega greed

[vestal forge]

In the long run like Ante 16+, is a foil joker or polychrome joker better?

[pale wolf]

I mean it sucks that you missed any enhancements or queens

[ancient gyro]

oh that's why I put mark higher up on my tier list I forgor

[pale wolf]

🦓

[heavy heron]

poly

[pallid galleon]

im probably gonna just die to not enough scoring

[lime remnant]

its so hard to find an unstickered joker lo

[ancient gyro]

what a shame

[pale wolf]

theres no way he cryptids the blue seal right 🦓

[heavy heron]

does this mean higher in the tier list means harder or easier boss

[ancient gyro]

harder boss

[waxen fable]

game too easy

[shell dagger]

Poly but they both do virtually nothing

[pale wolf]

???? yea lol

[vestal forge]

so it's fine for planet cards to basically supply all your chips?

[heavy heron]

think of it this way i mean let’s say you have 20000 mult (it’s ante 16 so)

1.5x of that is 10k mult… and 10k mult is prob bigger than 50 chips

[heavy heron]

yup!

[mental bloom]

minecraft when

[cyan timber]

i could play flush five here but my four of a kind is stronger

[heavy heron]

BROOoooOooO

[mental bloom]

😛

[heavy heron]

we should

eventually

[lime remnant]

unlock it

more long term

[pale wolf]

this is inaccurate imo

[cyan timber]

k

[mental bloom]

what im saying

[hoary moon]

what 🥀

[heavy heron]

you should vc w me!

[heavy heron]

hmm

[waxen fable]

free money

[tranquil steppe]

2x stronger?

[pale wolf]

it doesnt matter how high the mult is, but rather what the % difference the 50 chips makes to your scoring

[mental bloom]

I guesssss

[wintry ice]

i could reset obelisk or bus and still win with how this run is going

[heavy heron]

yes that is true

but generally

[hoary moon]

i got 2 extremelty good nat negatives

[heavy heron]

poly is going to be better at ante 16

because the only way you’re surviving is

absurd mult numbers

[vestal forge]

But if your mult is already like e25 then the foil gives 50e25 more points right?

[wintry ice]

i already 1 shot vessel

[heavy heron]

vs… the alternative?

[wintry ice]

lol

[thorny nebula]

what the fuuuuuck

[pale wolf]

if you're baron mime with level 1 pluto at a16 then the foil is better

[wintry ice]

i'm using cryptid on the glass probably

[lime remnant]

by then you prolly have like lv50 hc

[humble gulch]

I love E runs in gold stake

[vestal forge]

hmmm 1.5e25*currentChips is the alterrnative... I think idk

ohhhh yeah and currentChips is obvs larger than 50/1.5

Thanks dude

[bronze maple]

chips have diminishing returns

[pale wolf]

literally just compare how many chips you have without the foil to how many chips you have with the foil, if that is less than 1.5x then the polychrome is better

[thorny nebula]

chat, what if I buy blueprint selling banner, then sell rocket for the wraith

is that the line?

[pale wolf]

You can completely ignore the mult number for this context

[bronze maple]

+50 chips while you only have 5 is a x11 score bonus
+50 chips while you have 2000 is basicly nothing

[pale wolf]

also consider that foil goes down in value over time and polychrome goes up

[sinful plaza]

I'm straight now

[pale wolf]

because of planets

[cyan timber]

ez

[humble gulch]

This is what checkered is for

[heavy heron]

good job!

[sinful plaza]

🤑🤑🤑

[wintry ice]

hanged man into fool

[heavy heron]

right yea exactly

and by ante 16 my guess is that you already have let's say at least 300 chips in the bag

[thorny nebula]

i took the greedy line. and I think it paid off

[pale wolf]

i love chad
i love every kind of chad
i just wanna buy all of em, but i cant
cant buy every chad

[heavy heron]

and 50 chips is just a... 16.666% increase

[heavy heron]

vsss... whatever

math is hard

[humble gulch]

The guy named Chad

[thorny nebula]

only 4 kings in deck but uhhh

prolly still worth

[pale wolf]

vs 1.5x

because thats what polychrome always is

[heavy heron]

meaning

50% increase in score

so really as long as your chips are like

more than 100

poly is better

[lime remnant]

greeding for sticker gone wrong

[heavy heron]

because 50 chips is only a 50% increase at most if your chips are 100 or less vs poly is always 50% increase

[thorny nebula]

i lost

[knotty zodiac]

damn what did you need? a straight?

[thorny nebula]

had no scoring

sadge

[lime remnant]

no a pair 😂

[heavy heron]

it seems you've fumbled the pair

[humble gulch]

As expected...

[heavy heron]

looks like you gotta go high card next time...

[thorny nebula]

was mayb supposed to just sell sock

unforch

[pale wolf]

is that two ecto

[icy hollow]

Which sticker

[lime remnant]

even if i won it would be meaningless because it has no sticker

[thorny nebula]

THEY WANT ME TO SUCCEED SO BAD

[pale wolf]

and a failed pair draw (better not be straights with that hand size)

[icy hollow]

Am i blined

[knotty zodiac]

you had room for one more joker 🙁

[icy hollow]

Oh

[bronze maple]

seems to have gone wrong in multiple ways

[pale wolf]

stencil

[knotty zodiac]

ooh

wait

[lime remnant]

i need stencil or i die

[thorny nebula]

it's time for the hanging chud run

[pallid galleon]

22 dollars to find something 💀

[knotty zodiac]

sell runner..?

[bronze maple]

[sinful plaza]

the balance.

[knotty zodiac]

depends on chips ig

[lime remnant]

tbf i was playing my pairs pretty suboptimally, should have throw some away for acrobat

[pale wolf]

probably not but theres a possibility

[icy hollow]

Prolly has no planet chips scaling since they were running pairs

[lime remnant]

super mega dependent on runner unfortunately

[knotty zodiac]

damn gg

[pale wolf]

running runner

[bronze maple]

how many chips he got

[lime remnant]

200

thats 3x easy

[cyan timber]

I've been slacking off, how have my skips become so low

only 3 skips? that's bum behavior

[thorny nebula]

ok i think this run will play itself

[bronze maple]

oh yeah 3x on invis ain't matching that

[cyan timber]

i gotta get my skips up

[thorny nebula]

this run rips

[lime remnant]

either way i win or i lose it doesnt matter because i dont get sticker

[wintry ice]

i have a magic trick and obelisk is still outpacing hologram

i fucking love this joker

[knotty zodiac]

riffraff the goat

[bronze maple]

sentences said by the utterly deranged /j

[thorny nebula]

do i sell the riffraff or do i sell egg for 7?

I wanna spectral

i can maybe sell the cryptid ig?

[cyan timber]

shush bum

[thorny nebula]

deck is blank

[lime remnant]

you sell nothing and save instead

[bronze maple]

[thorny nebula]

I hold cryptid long term?

[cyan timber]

[knotty zodiac]

i would sell egg and ice creamif you can survive

[pale wolf]

I just realized that while I was waiting for my 150th gold win to start a c++
I already have 1 extra win from when i false started a c++ a month or so ago
so i actually have to start now

[thorny nebula]

I can def survive

[pallid galleon]

im such a chud, just a few glass cards would have done the trick

[thorny nebula]

but I'm listening to the novice I think

but i want this spectral fahhh

maybe i sell cream and open the pack

[wintry ice]

tee hee

[knotty zodiac]

riff raff gives them 2 more jokers for free! missed econ val if they dont sell

[cyan timber]

the madness tempts me

[knotty zodiac]

and then holding egg saves $1 more but you see 1 jokers less. that one is debatable

[lime remnant]

i think they should only sell egg here to be safe?

[thorny nebula]

ok i'll sell eggward

[knotty zodiac]

chad is chips, it should be doable

[thorny nebula]

Spectral pack or no?

[lime remnant]

no

[wintry ice]

let it rip

[humble gulch]

No

[lime remnant]

your eco is too low

[thorny nebula]

fascinating

ok learned noted

[lime remnant]

actually how many is your ice cream

[hidden lance]

just what i needed , more planet scaling

[thorny nebula]

selling egg for 8 and then it gives me 2 functional off of interest

humongous

[lime remnant]

i should use justice more often

im sleeping on justice too much

[wintry ice]

yeah i also did before painted++

i love having it for vessel

anyways

just troubador left

[humble gulch]

Never enough

[wintry ice]

on a painted deck profile

[knotty zodiac]

killed by manacle sadge

[hidden lance]

only finished with 52

[lime remnant]

wtf i havent get rough gem yet?

loll

[knotty zodiac]

"only" 52 xD

[wintry ice]

this is the worst

[lime remnant]

not enoughhh

[knotty zodiac]

i think i hit 100+ once

[lime remnant]

not even non eternal bro 💀

[wintry ice]

vro

i had to take rental perishable fist for survival

ugh

what's wrong with this seed

i refuse to restart this

[cyan timber]

gg

[bronze maple]

wtf

[icy hollow]

Holy madness run and i got 1 of my 5 last remaining stickers as an eternal

[pallid galleon]

W plant

[icy hollow]

Surely i dont throw

[lime remnant]

doomed yaoi

[knotty zodiac]

pls share seed when you crush a8 xD

[wintry ice]

i'd have taken todd on any other deck

[cyan timber]

peak yaoi

[wintry ice]

oh cool

i honestly doubt this is worth it

yeah this is doomed

should have saved the seed for andy

[lime remnant]

some holy lucky money shot

[wintry ice]

that's much better

[lime remnant]

why not ancient tho

[wintry ice]

lvl 0 flushes

• i had pillar coming up

[lime remnant]

watch in joy as you get punished with chad next ante

[wintry ice]

hm

i think i'd rather have interest

[lime remnant]

8 buck splash is mad expensive lol

[cyan timber]

gg

[wintry ice]

yea

[thorny nebula]

fucked up the last run. Is there ever a world where I ancient joker by selling hex?

[cyan timber]

would've been my first time getting to ante 12 but plant had to ruin it

[wintry ice]

very nice

[vocal rose]

the solver of fib chip failure

[stark charm]

If joker is your power what are you without it?

[eager prawn]

Showman thinks this is funny

[wintry ice]

zoahl what do you think of getting the rank you're building to from standard packs

[pale wolf]

thats amazing tho

[eager prawn]

No extra slot

T.T

[stark charm]

You can get emperor from emperor???

[pale wolf]

3 tarots instead of 2

[lime remnant]

i accidentally rerolled stm and im immediately punished

[pale wolf]

showman

[eager prawn]

Oh ok

I've been playing white stake and trying endless

I thought idol was helping

[stark charm]

Without complete deck fixing this joker is BUM

[eager prawn]

Definitely

[shell dagger]

you stil win tho

[pale wolf]

"not if i lose on purpose! 😈 "

[shell dagger]

true I didn’t think of that

[pale wolf]

12 card deck lmfao

[wintry ice]

do i dupe fib

[eager prawn]

I tried so hard

[hidden lance]

finished with 73

what a shame

[pale wolf]

im sure you can guess what i do here

[hidden lance]

well 76 if i use those

[stark charm]

Pairslop final boss

[humble gulch]

It's almost the same as cryptid

[pale wolf]

i check the wraith and if its not campfire or vagabond or stuntman i just skip pack

[hidden lance]

okay but it was a baseball and oops run so jt was ethical

[cyan timber]

time for another painful orange stake run :(

[stark charm]

Kill orange stake💔

I hate perishable

[pale wolf]

obelisk too

[lime remnant]

mad joker or buffoon

[stark charm]

Mad joker

[lime remnant]

what about duo?

or its not enough

or it depends

[pale wolf]

not enough to justify

[lime remnant]

big money loss for 2x

[pale wolf]

same with bp/bs and im changing my mind about campfire as i speak

[lime remnant]

h

[pale wolf]

still like obelisk tho

[lime remnant]

bs bp not enough?

that's smth🤔

[stark charm]

Rip Econ

[hasty harness]

it would cripple your econ

[pale wolf]

not enough guaranteed value imo

[lime remnant]

nothing to copy and no econ to find joker to copy right

[pale wolf]

and its strictly less than 2x scoring in the meantime

[lime remnant]

ah

what about hte

htr

[pale wolf]

i wouldnt spend 24 dollars on hit the road no

[lime remnant]

eternal gold worth it?

[stark charm]

Yes

I luv money

[sinful plaza]

🤑🤑

[pale wolf]

doc would probably take it

[lime remnant]

would you

[eager prawn]

Should I sell shoot the moon?

[pale wolf]

yea prob

[cyan timber]

vro i hate orange stake 😭

[pale wolf]

id kill a carto I think

[stark charm]

Having early Econ joker is like very amazing

[pale wolf]

mime is both scoring and value gen

[thorny nebula]

dagger is bad, right? I'm not supposed to ever buy a dagger, esp if its eternal and I already have 2 eternal jokers?

[eager prawn]

I want to fix the deck early tho

[thorny nebula]

this is one of the shops of all time

[stark charm]

I HATE ORANGE STAKE BURN ORANGE STAKE

[lime remnant]

what is the other 2 eternal

[thorny nebula]

look above

ancient joker and hologram

this is certainly one of the runs

[pale wolf]

fair enough

[lime remnant]

with that lineup prolly no

[thorny nebula]

didnt think so

[pale wolf]

flat +mult is useless with ancient joker

it adds stuff after aj already boosted the mult to quad digits

[stark charm]

Idk? Is there anything good?

[thorny nebula]

maybe I take perishable blue then?

over the perish popcorn?

[pale wolf]

over popcorn would be good

[thorny nebula]

it has +8 mult on it

[pale wolf]

perishable popcorn is funny bc its the exact same joker

[sinful plaza]

🐣

[pale wolf]

+8 after 5 1.5X of your flush mult by AJ

and the photo

negligible scoring bump compared to the chippies

[cyan timber]

I should've just kept on trying resident evil 4 professional difficulty than playing this hellish game on orange stake 😭

[lime remnant]

stuntman on photo aj is something tho

[thorny nebula]

I died

don't ask

I just played bad hands 💀

[robust lance]

Sometimes you just gotta feel

[pale wolf]

honestly I didn't really register the stuntman + flush

[thorny nebula]

yea I am completely new to balatro

Just beat purple stake today

[lime remnant]

yeahhh stuntman do that

[robust lance]

Game time?

How many hours played

[thorny nebula]

32

[robust lance]

Damn

[pale wolf]

im guessing aj becomes quite bad if you're pairing it with stuntman

[thorny nebula]

ik, pretty bad

[robust lance]

That was faster than me I think (no)

[thorny nebula]

spectral ofc

I'm a D1 hex abuser

[weary whale]

Should I replace anything with Baseball Card or keep it how it is?

[robust lance]

No I am

[cyan timber]

tempting

[robust lance]

I actually don’t remember my first spectral

[pale wolf]

i have plenty of hours in the game and i still suck at it its okay

[lime remnant]

are you playing for 8 ante

[robust lance]

Don’t you have like 9 trillion game won streak

[weary whale]

Yes

[dire sage]

Polychrome Swashbuckler in reroll

[pale wolf]

5 gold streak 🎉

[stark charm]

Is this one of those black egg my mother like to eat

[lime remnant]

could be smeared

[cyan timber]

I'll trust you

[robust lance]

ZAMN!!!!

[lime remnant]

oh im close

[pale wolf]

kanjikun is the one thats decent

and lilo

[cyan timber]

freak you

[robust lance]

What did you jus say…

[stark charm]

Please take grabber

[weary whale]

Could be. I’m just worried about draw rates

[humble gulch]

I have 5 in two different decks 🗣️

[pale wolf]

the grabby grabber!!!

[cyan timber]

no I don't trust yall anymore

[weary whale]

Currently on Ante 5

[pale wolf]

i did get 5 streak twice

[tawny bough]

do i take the damn permanent jimbo here lmao

[cyan timber]

plus grabber makes me uncomfortable

weird voucher

[tawny bough]

its too perfect

[stark charm]

Please, or I am gonna grab your chips

[cyan timber]

permanent jimbo for the win

[lime remnant]

with trib you want maybe 5oak or smth

[cyan timber]

I don't have chips

I'm brokie

[lime remnant]

4oak

[tawny bough]

if only it was gold steak woulda been a free jimbo gold steak

[pale wolf]

more importantly: is next blind a boss blind?

[weary whale]

I’ll get rid of smeared

[tawny bough]

look top left

[hidden lance]

honestly i just dont like ancient joker

[pale wolf]

I don't know how to read that and I don't care to find out

[tawny bough]

💀

[pale wolf]

That's extraneous mod information

[cyan timber]

DUDE WHY IS THE HOOK BLIND TAKING AWAY FROM MY RAMEN

WHYYYYY

[dire sage]

Black hole in celestial pack

[cyan timber]

I HATE YOU HOOK

YOU HAVE NO HAND BUT I HAVE THE GRABBER

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I HAVE AN EXTRA HAND WHILE HE HAS NONE

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[tawny bough]

dude it is litterally just showing the upcoming blinds lol

[dire sage]

Sanest balala player

[pale wolf]

yeah but I don't have context on whether that's going to change when you beat the blinds or whatever, and I'm not going to go and look up the mod to figure that out instead of just asking you the question

[lime remnant]

im worried

[granite bay]

legit fuck this game, i rerolled from "all heart cards are debuffed" to "all face cards are debuffed"

[tawny bough]

yes it changes when u beat the blinds they go like this showing what ive beaten

[pale wolf]

and look the difference is literally so subtle

🦓

[tawny bough]

do i take both of these or just grimbo?

[oblique kernel]

Idk if this is controversial but Perishable joker modifier is probably my least favorite part of the game (even more than the -1 discard in the blue stake), effectively comes with a penalty that 25% of jokers you hit in the shop are rendered useless, and although I like the concept of eternals and rentals, I think perishables just make the game much more annoying

[pale wolf]

This could just as easily be read as oh the boss blind is a special blind

[dire sage]

Rule number one of face card builds, reroll ONLY IF your boss is the plant

[tawny bough]

it goes from yellow to fucking black mate 😭

[granite bay]

bro i was fucked either way 😭

[lime remnant]

trouser prolly enough

[dire sage]

Just wait for the nerf, they gonna make it only 1 in 2 face cards are debuffed

[stark charm]

I would rather beat all cure mode 5 biohazard in plague inc mega brutal than play Orange stake.

[lime remnant]

gold stake time

bud

[cyan timber]

can someone understand ts

[dire sage]

Jarvis, I'm low on karma

[stark charm]

Anyways wait until you hear about cryptic’s ascended stake

[pale wolf]

Here's a quiz question for you newer players: if Plant was able to appear earlier than ante 4, would face card builds be better or worse?

[cyan timber]

do you understand it ?

[granite bay]

im just gonna go ahead and kill myself, i already got a naneinf run 2 days ago so

[dire sage]

It's frozen

[lime remnant]

gem find

[cyan timber]

worse

[cyan timber]

?

[stark charm]

It can’t appear earlier than ante 4???

[dire sage]

It's a pic not a gif

[lime remnant]

boom

[dire sage]

Nope, mark appears in ante 2 tho

[thorny nebula]

this might be one of the runs of all time, team

[robust lance]

Is this supposed to be bait

[dire sage]

Perkeo in soul in arcana

[lime remnant]

whats your answer

[knotty zodiac]

minimum ante list here

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Blinds_and_Antes#List_of_Blinds

[thorny nebula]

is this bait?

[robust lance]

I’m not new I can’t answer it

[dire sage]

Nonzero chance

[cyan timber]

the joke I'm trying to do here is based of your profile bio which says "jarvis, find the exact co-ordinates of all goth girls™️ in proximity 🤖" and i sent a picture of jarvis saying "right away sir" answering your request

[dire sage]

Oh ok

[cyan timber]

my jokes are so complex and peak

I'm so goated

so funny

[pale wolf]

no, it's a genuine question and the answer will probably surprise you if you think it's bait

[thorny nebula]

what if I just buy the sock

[pale wolf]

because there is a correct answer

[stark charm]

I play all deck in gold stake and I don’t know this😭

[cyan timber]

you'll need another one

[cyan timber]

which is "worse"

[stark charm]

This is why so many run start with the damn manacle

Kill manacle

[knotty zodiac]

lmguess, it's better bc face card builds are less reliant on jokers early and you have less chance of getting plant late if it can appear earlier

[pale wolf]

face card builds would be a viable choice more often if the plant was able to appear earlier in the run, that is the confirmation that you can fully rely on them for the rest of the run I.e this is how it works for suit bosses

[dire sage]

Manacle is such a funny boss cuz ur either down to 5 cards or nothing changes at all cuz u have +hand size

[knotty zodiac]

would be a cool change for 1.1

[pale wolf]

I would prefer if face card builds stayed as a high variance option myself

just seems more fun and interesting that way to have the contrast

[versed sable]

i like how face cards work rn i think

[stark charm]

I mean early game smiley are considered face card build

[cyan timber]

I'm gonna have to go against my beliefs if i want this run to survive

I'm sorry fortune teller

but i have to

😭

[sinful plaza]

🦄

[knotty zodiac]

hm idk if i take here. you have v little econ and you alr hav scaling mult

[stark charm]

Stunt man

[terse vale]

stuntman looks great here

[pale wolf]

consider that usually you get rid of the smiley because you can't depend on it for fear of ante 4-7 plant
but if you're able to see plant ante 2 then you can work around that more easily and then build faces the rest of the run

[stark charm]

You mean you are taking stuntman

[cyan timber]

hand size gng

[cyan timber]

hell naw

[terse vale]

aren’t you doing pairs

[cyan timber]

that bum ain't touching my team

[cyan timber]

flush

[terse vale]

bruh

ok

[cyan timber]

pair is just there for mult

[stark charm]

You are NOT taking red card with THAT crippled economy

[terse vale]

pair is just better for snova tho

[pale wolf]

they're about the same for checkered, it's fine

[knotty zodiac]

i guess 🍐 is against their belief too

[cyan timber]

I'd rather say red card is better than fortune teller than pick that ugly stunt man

[terse vale]

oh checkered

I suppose

[pale wolf]

like if you get supernova on checkered then why wouldn't you take this opportunity to do it with anything other than pairs

[terse vale]

still don’t like it of course but I mean I guuessss

i’ll take any opportunity not to do pairs unless its flush

[knotty zodiac]

start a pairless profile! it's more viable than it appears xD

[cyan timber]

lowkey can't say that blasphemy so i had to take this bum

[stark charm]

Yay

Pair slop pair slop pair slop

[near basalt]

So um any alignment recommendations cuz idk where to set who in what place now 😭

[tawny bough]

ah fuck man that is an absolute joke

[stark charm]

If your power is joker what are you without it?

[knotty zodiac]

doesnt look like you need on-card scoring

[tawny bough]

yeah luckily

but its absolutely hilarious

[cyan timber]

i have to take my goat

[cyan timber]

no

[knotty zodiac]

megafunny if you find a negative

[tawny bough]

yeah lol

lmao i havent seen a brainstorm in like 3 months

and this is the run i find it on

AND BLUEPRINT ON THE NEXTR FUCKIN REROLL LMAO

NAHHHH

[near basalt]

Still need help on who goes where

[knotty zodiac]

jimbo and steven smirkin at you

[tawny bough]

man i have never had blueprint and brainstorm in the same run ever

and i get them both in this one random eternal run xd

i love it

[tardy spade]

Is it possible to naneinf with familiars?

[tawny bough]

right after each other

well that was a fun and quick run

[errant hull]

Balatro is is peak

Word of the day

[thorny nebula]

lmaoooooo

[ebon condor]

i don't see why not

[pallid galleon]

yorick with both discard vouchers and drunkard is kinda juicy

[weary whale]

I FINALLY UNLOCKED STUNTMAN

MOST CHIPS IN ONE HAND IVE HAD

[humble gulch]

I realy want this

[cyan timber]

frick

[cyan timber]

but if I don't take it i think i die next round

wall blind

[slow plinth]

What’s the card on the far left

[cyan timber]

some joker card for clubs

gives 7 mult each club card played i think

[humble gulch]

Onyx agate

[weary whale]

Onyx Agate; +7 mult for each played Club

[cyan timber]

you need to have 30 club cards in your deck to unlock it

[slow plinth]

Alr I’ll need to try get that then

[weary whale]

BROKE A BILLION FOR THE FIRST TIME

[pallid galleon]

yay

[humble gulch]

What a pack

[weary whale]

4.3 Billion

First time getting to Ante 12 & 13

Best run I’ve ever had

[cyan timber]

fuck

[pale wolf]

beep

[cyan timber]

should i sell grimbo?

[hoary moon]

immolate in spectral pack

or temperance in arcana

[cyan timber]

NO I'M NOT DOING THAT AGAIN

[hoary moon]

i would gamble on arcana

5 shots at temperance

[pale wolf]

if anything i sell ramen

[cyan timber]

I'm not falling for that trick muslim patrick

[hoary moon]

lk selling groker might be the play

[cyan timber]

negative ramen

[hoary moon]

🙏

[pale wolf]

i have eyes yes

[cyan timber]

no you don't bum

[hoary moon]

kill groker

[cyan timber]

you're a zebra

[pale wolf]

negative is irrelevant since space isnt the issue

[cyan timber]

shuch zebras can't talk

[pale wolf]

trans rights

[cyan timber]

tf

[slow iris]

yeah it has been done before

[pale wolf]

i support trans rights

[pale wolf]

good ol doc

[robust lance]

Dude I know a zebra that can draw and talk

And stand on two legs

(She’s anthropomorphic)