🕹・game-discussion

[heavy heron]

no you’re not ashy… you just need some IQ improvement!

[solid bronze]

yo, rick
rick:

[fringe nebula]

honestly, I love flower pot

[lime remnant]

1 pack and it give me peak

[molten thicket]

truee

shoutout flowerpot

[solar meteor]

i have slight bias for pot

[hoary moon]

wild cards underrated fr

[patent sail]

Scholar

+12 IQ if played hand contains a Straight

[heavy heron]

i’ve still never found a nat neg blueprint nor brainstorm btw

[solid bronze]

i want to do some stupid canio runs but NO this game only gives me tribs and perks

[heavy heron]

…yea smth like that

[solar meteor]

for the 3 pot runs in a row on black deck that one time

[patent sail]

fuck flower pot

[heavy heron]

oh god

[solar meteor]

o

[hoary moon]

canio has a secret effect that removes hanging man from shop and arcana packs

[patent sail]

even after it carried my blue stake run

[heavy heron]

yeah i was about to say, don’t mention flower pot in front of ashy

[pale wolf]

flowerpot but if you play a straight you die

[patent sail]

sorry im flowerpotphobic

[heavy heron]

flushpot

[fringe nebula]

I had one but it's perishable rental 🐴

[solar meteor]

i’m still alive

[heavy heron]

wow

[molten thicket]

flowerpot die

[versed sable]

i would cry i think

[hoary moon]

hm

[tranquil oyster]

flowerpot isnt even bad in itself, its just that it's a full house joker & full house is usually bad

[heavy heron]

you couldn’t even sell it for the $7 that’s so sad

[undone laurel]

He has been lying in the ground for three and twenty years…

[fringe nebula]

2 pair

[patent sail]

im ONE dollar short from getting HTR

[fringe nebula]

flower pot can work with 2 pair and straight

[heavy heron]

i will make flowerpot work on flushes one day

trust

and i’ll provide the footage to prove it

[pale wolf]

better than 1 dollar short from hrt

[patent sail]

can

but wont

[undone laurel]

Good

[hoary moon]

hit the road is such a forgetable joker

most times i forget it exists

[ancient gyro]

or hc

[heavy heron]

all i need is 5 wilds

[molten thicket]

we should glaze htr more

its so fun to play

[heavy heron]

hit the road jack and don’t you come back no more no more no more

[hoary moon]

thats no lie

[pale wolf]

get a load of this splasher

[solar meteor]

well you found your new decent joker to hate

[patent sail]

we should kill flower pot

[fringe nebula]

I would like htr more if it doesn't get countered by the plant and the water

like

bruh

[hoary moon]

i dont hate it tho

[solar meteor]

ok carry on

[heavy heron]

the water killing htr pisses me off

seriously

[hoary moon]

why u got 2 accounts gng

hit the road gets brutally nerfed by blue stake

[heavy heron]

everything gets brutally nerfed by blue stake

[heavy heron]

but uhhh that’s why you use hands first

and yknow

deck fix

[mental bloom]

easiest run of all time 😭😭

[solar meteor]

everything gets blasted in all fairness

[mental bloom]

im not pruoud of myself for playing flushes but that seed gave me everything i needed from the start

[tranquil oyster]

imo they don't work nearly as well, since a full house necessarily uses 3/4 suits of one and 2/4 of another. iirc it's 50% for full house, 33% for 2 pair, and about 24% for straights. (not conting wild cards / sculpting)

[fringe nebula]

funniest jinx I've ever had

[patent sail]

ts pmo the stupid russian translation mod i installed for my brother changes how score is displayed for SOME reason

[mental bloom]

LOL

my goat mentioned

[heavy heron]

you be finding mods for literally anything

isn’t there russian language

in the default game

[patent sail]

yeah but its ass

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL DANN

yeah the cantonese translation sucks so bad

my dad literally told me to switch it back to english

despite knowing canto best

[echo sphinx]

lol

[mental bloom]

yeah... you can blame me...

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[patent sail]

man shortcut is so funny

i got into The House, drag selected 5 completely random cards and its a straight

[fringe nebula]

runs past ante 8 don't exist

[ancient gyro]

what'd u think about season 4

[mental bloom]

yup... I'm NOT proud...

[patent sail]

didnt even flip all my cards 0/10 cheap balatro ripoff

[heavy heron]

it seems you’ve passed 300k

[patent sail]

that was a close one

[molten thicket]

barely

[heavy heron]

it was really close, for sure

[mental bloom]

yeah... VV was the worst finisher blind I could've gotten, but phew!

[heavy heron]

you’re just goated like that!

[patent sail]

dude this stupid russian language mod changes NUMBERS EVEN ON ENGLISH

[echo sphinx]

that was close

[mental bloom]

run literally gave me a smeared in the first buffoon pack and some jupiters to copy

[patent sail]

its actually pissing me off so bad

it doesnt need to do allat

[mental bloom]

then ancient joker + BS + an invis

landed on BS

also instant Gros Michel break and a few rounds later a Cav

Probably never doing that again cuz Flush runs are lame

[mental bloom]

I know I know

[heavy heron]

HEY

HEY!!!!!

[mental bloom]

what

[heavy heron]

yeah they’re lame

[mental bloom]

it's true

[heavy heron]

gg

[mental bloom]

when minecraft btw

[ancient gyro]

hey card

[mental bloom]

flush runs are so lame I wish I could DIE!!!

[patent sail]

annoying orange except balatro themed with Trading Card instead of the orange

my brain works in mysterious ways

[heavy heron]

trying not to sob yeah so lame..

[patent sail]

i would say if i had one

[heavy heron]

that’s a great question

[patent sail]

im gonna send the image

[heavy heron]

i’m sure we will again

[heavy heron]

pls don’t

[mental bloom]

orange mentioned

[mental bloom]

grrrr...

i'm gonna find you

[heavy heron]

multiplayer player…

[heavy heron]

😨

[echo sphinx]

what a good start

[mental bloom]

im waiting

[mental bloom]

hmmm

[tranquil oyster]

flush is a small hand with the inconvenience of a big hand

[mental bloom]

canny start for sure

[patent sail]

dont worry you dont have to look

@heavy heron <- there he is

[mental bloom]

DAMN! thanks

[heavy heron]

you decide :’)

[mental bloom]

I couldn't say it any better

[heavy heron]

shhhhh

[mental bloom]

I can play now

[heavy heron]

don’t give me away

[heavy heron]

OK WELL I CANT IM IN BED

and it’s too… warm…

[ancient gyro]

warm

[patent sail]

🫳 away

[mental bloom]

warm

[patent sail]

here you go

[mental bloom]

js... get up twin

[heavy heron]

i said DONT!!!

[patent sail]

🪱

[echo sphinx]

showman angle

[heavy heron]

shhhhh it’s 9 am shhh

[heavy heron]

wrong warm

[mental bloom]

grab your laptop/PC and do absolutely nothing for the whole day

[heavy heron]

that’s the plan!

[ancient vessel]

Game is stuck here after I tried the 0.5 voucher trick

[heavy heron]

after all, i’m a balatro player

[ancient vessel]

Any help getting it unstuck?

[ancient gyro]

genius

[heavy heron]

wow

[mental bloom]

Close and open the game

[ancient vessel]

Nope

[mental bloom]

Nope?

[ancient vessel]

Tried that first

[mental bloom]

Damn

[heavy heron]

it seems your 0.5 voucher trick broke the game

[patent sail]

click on jimbo in the collection menu

it wont do anything but you might as well do it

[mental bloom]

Break your PC into shambles

[ancient gyro]

congrats you found a new game softlock

[ancient vessel]

Yeah greed broke it I already had what I needed

[mental bloom]

are you the 33rd guy

[heavy heron]

i think he’s the 33rd guy

[ancient vessel]

Okay gg

[patent sail]

where did 32 others go

[mental bloom]

🧑🏽‍🏭

faccctory

[heavy heron]

i don’t know, we may need a guy-de

get it like guide

[mental bloom]

they're in the faccctory

he was the only one to escape...

[patent sail]

eternal rental bloodstone ante 1 next run

[heavy heron]

NOOOOOO PLEASE

if i see it i’ll take it

just for you

[patent sail]

[mental bloom]

<--- see this? your worst nightmare isn't it

[patent sail]

jimboing myself

[patent sail]

nat negative eternal jolly joker

[heavy heron]

you’re wrong ashy

i opened a run just for you

[patent sail]

SQUAREEEEEEE

SQUAREEEEEEEE

[heavy heron]

i got all excited thinking there’d be a bloodstone

[patent sail]

SQUAREEEEEEE

[heavy heron]

no

NO

I REFUSE

NO PAIRS!!!!!

[mental bloom]

square : here, win

[patent sail]

SQUAREEEEEE

[patent sail]

4oak

easy

[mental bloom]

worst common joker in your opinion?

[heavy heron]

even steven🤤 🤤 🤤

[heavy heron]

um

hmm..

[patent sail]

i think the worst one is common

[heavy heron]

+12 mult if hand contains 3oak

[patent sail]

zany

[mental bloom]

easy win

[ancient gyro]

willy

[heavy heron]

wow… easy early game

[tawny bough]

Jimbo 💔

[patent sail]

spelled with one L btw

[mental bloom]

yeah it has to be one of those like zany or smt

[echo sphinx]

and lost damn

[mental bloom]

ok no

[heavy heron]

is it because you’re zany

[ancient gyro]

willy

[echo sphinx]

lv2 4oak cant beat

[mental bloom]

you are NOT saying that

[patent sail]

plinko

[marsh swan]

This game is too easy

[mental bloom]

get needle'd

[patent sail]

i dont give +12 mult for played 3oak

[mental bloom]

rick: yo

[tawny bough]

Photograph only becauss it is SO over rated

[heavy heron]

isn’t zany straights

[patent sail]

no

[mental bloom]

that's very true

[heavy heron]

wait

what’s the straight one

[ancient gyro]

crazy/devious

[heavy heron]

+12 for strai

[heavy heron]

REALLY?

[mental bloom]

not me

[ancient gyro]

uneducated

[heavy heron]

FUCK SQUARE

[mental bloom]

🟩

[mental bloom]

flush players :

[patent sail]

if you insist

[heavy heron]

4 chips per 4 cards played? disgusting… how many 4oaks do you think ill find????

[heavy heron]

no don’t… don’t fuck square…

[patent sail]

too late

[marsh swan]

Del grat or any of the 3oak jokers

[mental bloom]

now that's how you recognize pros

[heavy heron]

😨

[mental bloom]

del grat is very solid

[tranquil steppe]

Great start

[echo sphinx]

thonk

[mental bloom]

if you get like value even once from it it's very good

[echo sphinx]

honest pretty hard to tell lol

[patent sail]

red card because i dont like color red

[mental bloom]

right

[mental bloom]

yeah... but at least we have a joker that scales and interacts with booster packs

[marsh swan]

Its just golden joker with a big downside

Can only get value in early game or pairslop

[heavy heron]

yeah but it’s red

and red is bad

[mental bloom]

true...

[tranquil oyster]

credit card imo, free 20 bucks just to completely ruin your economy. better hit that spectral pack!

[patent sail]

only NOOBS open booster packs, real sigma alpha males fucking DIE ante 1

[heavy heron]

red = hearts = bloodstone

[ancient gyro]

technically does worse early game

[mental bloom]

makes total sense

[heavy heron]

does this make me an alpha male then

[ancient gyro]

still econ at the end of the day

[mental bloom]

TRUE RAAAAH 🔥

[echo sphinx]

probably credit card

[ancient gyro]

willy

[patent sail]

i died with nat negative jolly because no other score

[mental bloom]

credit card is pretty much useless

[tranquil steppe]

Yea delayed gratification is hard to pull off on ante 1

[marsh swan]

All chads buy the jumbo spectral pack in ante 1 and use oujia

[ancient gyro]

its down there

[echo sphinx]

wily is still scoring but agree its way down there

[heavy heron]

like the alpha male you are

[mental bloom]

wily is fair

[patent sail]

this sucks (i havent even opened the image)

[patent sail]

its ante 2

[echo sphinx]

if it wasnt for credit card i would say wily

[heavy heron]

beta male

[patent sail]

rebate mail

[mental bloom]

3oak chips and mult common jokers are hard to get value out of early game

[tranquil steppe]

Credit card is good in an emergency but yea it nerfs you pretty good

[patent sail]

guys..... please dont judge me for it..... i won a full houses run yesterday....

[heavy heron]

i think the judgement glazer might judge you

[ancient gyro]

same

[marsh swan]

Crafty in d tier smh

[mental bloom]

actually tuff I might say

[heavy heron]

ewwwww

[mental bloom]

I got nothing against full houses

[mental bloom]

nah all good

[heavy heron]

wow

you’re better than me

[patent sail]

im crine actual F tier jonklers lineup

[heavy heron]

FUCK you and your full houses

[mental bloom]

ofc I don't play flushes

[patent sail]

ok when

[heavy heron]

HUH 😨

[mental bloom]

😋😋

[heavy heron]

you’re missing out

[ancient gyro]

a small price to pay for 4 stickers and a screenshot with the worst hand oat

[mental bloom]

I know I'm not

Lamest hand oat

[heavy heron]

wait until you find out how gassy jupiter is

[patent sail]

im gonna send the image,.....

[heavy heron]

no no no no

[viral raft]

😭

[mental bloom]

Incredibly gassy

[viral raft]

this solar system needs a hero!

[serene forge]

you love bloodstone ewww

[marsh swan]

These stats fucking suck I hate myself

[heavy heron]

DUDE

stopguefopeuf

[ancient gyro]

what's that

[viral raft]

photochad and then pair slop 😭

[patent sail]

dude get that 2nd joker OUT of there

[versed sable]

is it better or worse than mine

[heavy heron]

golden joker babyyy

[marsh swan]

Top 10 worst slop builds oat

[tranquil steppe]

Flushes are the way

[patent sail]

NURTURY

[heavy heron]

WHAT?

[mental bloom]

Abstract??

[patent sail]

what is that 4th joker doing there

[fringe nebula]

how is abstract s high

[heavy heron]

…yea

[mental bloom]

Wtf is dude doing here

[heavy heron]

LOL I HONESTLY DONT KNOW

[mental bloom]

😭😭

[heavy heron]

i don’t know why abstract is up there i’m serious

i have 0 explanation

[viral raft]

my 1th file is just bull shit 😭

[mental bloom]

Just let him go 💔

[marsh swan]

Why is misprint there

[patent sail]

tbf my abstract is top 4

[heavy heron]

i don’t recall taking bro that much

[narrow scroll]

abstract is such a good early game joker

[heavy heron]

I DONT KNOW MAN

[patent sail]

1th,,, its 1st

[marsh swan]

Smiley face the goat

[versed sable]

[ancient gyro]

1nd

[heavy heron]

frantically zips my bag closed after a few misprints and abstracts fall out

[ancient gyro]

glad to see your game is running smooth

[viral raft]

my 4th file is literally just pair slop 🥀

[versed sable]

working as expected for me

[patent sail]

ew baron baron sucks runs away with a comically huge suspiciously baron-shaped bag

[tranquil steppe]

Yea it’s top tier for sure

[tough gorge]

am I the only person here who plays Balatro on Xbox.

[ancient gyro]

slop adjacent

[heavy heron]

runs alongside you with a mime-shaped sack run keep running!

[patent sail]

STM YAYYY

[versed sable]

I need those :(

[patent sail]

too bad

[mental bloom]

Shoot the moon pro

[versed sable]

Just give me six more rounds :((

which is like

[heavy heron]

you got $3.6m go buy one

[versed sable]

a couple weeks

but STILL

[mental bloom]

Kfkd's'dkdldlflgl

[marsh swan]

Violent vessel found shot on gold stake 6 times in the chest by a 10xmult canio

[patent sail]

The Arm lowered level on my full house THANK YOU glad it did that

[ancient gyro]

phone prob lost 5% of its max battery capacity in that sitting

[patent sail]

close one

[heavy heron]

it seems it has done you a service

[versed sable]

ksjhskhjskhj you're not wrong

[mental bloom]

Ok wait lemme get my stats

[patent sail]

lended me a helping hand even

[heavy heron]

a helping arm even

[naive jolt]

Bruh wasted

[mental bloom]

hmmm...

[marsh swan]

I should start a new file to actually get better looking stats

[gaunt burrow]

67

[heavy heron]

unlucky

[mental bloom]

photochad enjoyer? unfortunately yeah

[heavy heron]

OOOO juggler i love it

[tough gorge]

a helping spine even

[mental bloom]

...

[heavy heron]

a helping liver even

[mental bloom]

you're gonna die soon

I cast

[tough gorge]

ok what

[mental bloom]

testicular torsion

[echo sphinx]

do i eat banana

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[marsh swan]

Double yuri

[patent sail]

NEGATIVE STM

FUCK YEAAAAA

LETS GOOO

[heavy heron]

jesus

that sounds painful

[mental bloom]

all good trust

[tough gorge]

aw man

[heavy heron]

sounds like what i go through when i take a mercury

[tough gorge]

my stomach is my brain

[marsh swan]

Hack with odd todd❤️

[heavy heron]

i don’t think yea wants that…

[mental bloom]

spectral moment

[patent sail]

rental brainstorm too

[patent sail]

its okay its all consentual

[heavy heron]

you can’t even spell consensual

[marsh swan]

Wraith higher than immolate

[heavy heron]

are you sure

[mental bloom]

shhhh

trust the process

[patent sail]

i dont car

[mental bloom]

i prefer immolate tho

[tough gorge]

18 dollars

[heavy heron]

oops all hexes

[tough gorge]

stonks

[narrow scroll]

i feel so boring

[heavy heron]

it’s ok there’s a—

[mental bloom]

do you play ghost deck by any chance

[heavy heron]

wait there’s nothing special there

there’s an egg

[heavy heron]

no not at all

[mental bloom]

EGG

[narrow scroll]

egg isn't special 🙏

[heavy heron]

hexes just come to me like flies

[mental bloom]

WDYM BORING
PEAK???

[narrow scroll]

i always take egg

[mental bloom]

[mental bloom]

i believe gift card is better for temperance value

#1 Gift Card Glazer

[heavy heron]

just get 16 enhanced cards and your license will be ready

[patent sail]

i dont know how to react have this horselarious image

[mental bloom]

I hate how low Judgement is

[tough gorge]

guys is glass good

[narrow scroll]

true
but
egg is better early game on painted deck and for ceremonial dagger
i rest my case

[heavy heron]

i hope it stays down there…

[tough gorge]

to eat

[mental bloom]

facts

[heavy heron]

UHhhhh

no.. no don’t eat glass

[mental bloom]

it won't, trust me

[tough gorge]

If it’s a card

[patent sail]

i drag selected 5 completely random cards on The House AND ITS A FULL HOUSE

[mental bloom]

is that slander i hear?

[patent sail]

I CANT ESCAPE THE CURSE

[heavy heron]

heh

[tough gorge]

No like hypothetically

A card made of glass

[heavy heron]

you’re just that full (of it)

[heavy heron]

OK STILL DONT EAT IT

[narrow scroll]

what is the most fun hand to play for you guys

[heavy heron]

flush

flush

flush

flush

[narrow scroll]

what type of glass

[tough gorge]

too late

[patent sail]

the image, nurtury

[heavy heron]

oh god.. pls stay alive

[tough gorge]

King

[heavy heron]

no pls

[narrow scroll]

what if it was candy glass

[gaunt burrow]

queen and king

[heavy heron]

FUCJ

[tough gorge]

It’s a inside joke trust

[viral raft]

????

[mental bloom]

🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

[heavy heron]

even if this were true, wait until they find out that flat mult jokers come after bloodstone triggers

[gaunt burrow]

x32??

[cloud sinew]

on average it gives 1.25^5 which is MARGINALLY better than blackboard

[narrow scroll]

true
now i wanna know what type of glass glass cards are now though

[cloud sinew]

also x32??? what are they talking about

[echo sphinx]

HAHAHHAHA

[heavy heron]

maybe they think bloodstone is 2x?

[echo sphinx]

RENTAL ETERNAL DNA

[heavy heron]

and 2^5 is 32x

[tough gorge]

It’s glass glass that hardens glass card

[patent sail]

X7.59 with 5 procs, idk what this dude is on

[echo sphinx]

and insntatly lost

fuck my stupid baka life

[ancient gyro]

one old bloodstuh variant

[tough gorge]

BRO

I coulda

[patent sail]

why is it ourple

[narrow scroll]

every time i want to use dna i lose in a ante or i never get a good card to copy...

[white flame]

ourple deck

[ancient gyro]

oled burn in

[tough gorge]

The goad

[narrow scroll]

ourpled burn

[echo sphinx]

dont think 1.25x is the exact figure to use

[tough gorge]

Is the boss

[cloud sinew]

yes it is

[patent sail]

no, oled shine

[cloud sinew]

the expected value fo bloodstone per heart is 1.25x

[heavy heron]

but then why to the 5th?

[cloud sinew]

50% to get 1x = 0.5x on average
50% to get 1.5x = 0.75x on average
0.5 + 0.75 = 1.25

[heavy heron]

oh because

[echo sphinx]

whys it 1.25x :thonk:

[heavy heron]

you’re guaranteeing hits at the cost of half value

instead of

normal value at half hits

[patent sail]

that was a funny run but im dead here

[heavy heron]

i guess it’s the same…

[echo sphinx]

like ik its exactly half of 1.5

but 1.25^2 is bigger than 1.5

[patent sail]

yup i died

[echo sphinx]

so shouldnt the expected value be like 1.22 or smth

[cloud sinew]

???

[cloud sinew]

no

expected value is the sum of all (odds x outcome)

[heavy heron]

they’re calculating it by saying it’s 100% chance to hit at 50% it’s normal scoring (half of 1.5x is 1.25x) instead of calculating by 1.5x at 50% chance to hit

or.. something

[heavy heron]

why does your scoring number WHY is there a giant gap in the middle of it

[narrow scroll]

yeah but we're doing it the same amount of times
100% bloodstone is 1.5^5
and 50% bloodstone is 1.25^5

1.25^5 is smaller than 1.5^5

[tough gorge]

hem

[patent sail]

YEAH THATS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT

STUPID RUSSIAN TRANSLATION MOD DOES THAT

WHY DOES IT DO THAT

[lime remnant]

after an stm run they banish me to pairslop run

[cloud sinew]

1.25^5 is not smaller than 1.5^2

[heavy heron]

at this point i’m half convinced you’re installing viruses to your balatro

[narrow scroll]

typing is very hard

[heavy heron]

i don’t know why we’re calculating bloodstone average hits as if it ever hits average or above

[patent sail]

my idiot brother cant play without that stupid mod he just NEEDED me to get it for him to try the game

i don’t know why we’re calculating bloodstone average hits as if it ever hits

[heavy heron]

did he like it

[patent sail]

idk maybe

[heavy heron]

i guess in russian, 90000 is 90 000

[patent sail]

its NOT

[heavy heron]

are we sure

according to your mod it is

[tranquil steppe]

What a sexy lineup

[patent sail]

i am russian YES WE ARE

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[lime remnant]

why are we copying flushes

[tranquil steppe]

Constellation my guy

[heavy heron]

we love jupiters don’t question it

[patent sail]

oh especially you alright

[lime remnant]

why not copy priest instead

[heavy heron]

you need to get off that gas comment

[patent sail]

why did you say it tyen

[tranquil steppe]

It didn’t show up?

[heavy heron]

well i didn’t intend for you to QUOTE IT

[tough gorge]

Anybody want my run

[patent sail]

I DIDNT

[tough gorge]

It’s pretty mid

[tranquil steppe]

“Why didn’t you get yorick”

[patent sail]

IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE

[lime remnant]

in 7 ante?

[heavy heron]

i’m sure..

[patent sail]

i save it because its FUNNY

[tranquil steppe]

I got perkeo like ante 5? Chill bro

[patent sail]

i dont even have the quote bot

[lime remnant]

2 ante 😂

[heavy heron]

look you quote my jupiters but wait until you see my venus

[lime remnant]

copy hermi or smth

[tranquil steppe]

It’s 7 round 1

[heavy heron]

let the man play how he wants!

or woman

or neither

[tranquil steppe]

“He play wrong”

[lime remnant]

or both

[tranquil steppe]

Even though he win

[heavy heron]

or both!

[lime remnant]

all of the above

[gaunt burrow]

i messed up , i jst put a normal pluto inside

[patent sail]

i was FULLY expecting you to say "let the man play with his Venus"

[heavy heron]

of a kind

[tough gorge]

YOU (give me your run now or I take your limbs)

[patent sail]

i mean

yeah

[narrow scroll]

why is pluto higher than mercury

[heavy heron]

I AM NOT SAYING THAT

[gaunt burrow]

now i have to find it

[lime remnant]

oh they WANT me to pairslop alright

[heavy heron]

i uh… i don’t have a run sorry…

[tough gorge]

🙁

[lime remnant]

wish i had enough for the hex

[tough gorge]

I cant beat this game for some reason

[tranquil steppe]

Oh nat negative even Steven in the shop? Sure why not

[heavy heron]

as it should be

[gaunt burrow]

i hate jupiter

[heavy heron]

ok ok wait

[tough gorge]

No like

I need help winning

[tough gorge]

Im genuinely stuck

[patent sail]

turn your screen 90 degrees it may get easier to play

[heavy heron]

7A25YRYC

there, good luck

[narrow scroll]

flip your screen 180 degrees so the shop is closer to you

[tranquil steppe]

It’s the worst

[tough gorge]

the heck u mean (good luck)

[tranquil steppe]

Politely fuck off

[tranquil steppe]

You too

[lime remnant]

ok bro this is ridiculous

[patent sail]

off didnt consent to it

[heavy heron]

make sure you turn it clockwise

[heavy heron]

oh but yea did..?

[patent sail]

yup

[heavy heron]

did i though?

[lime remnant]

should be counterclockwise, better for the eye

[wild lagoon]

can you tell what hand is my favorite

[heavy heron]

i think clockwise is better

[tough gorge]

This guy good

[patent sail]

The Eye doesnt care actually

[heavy heron]

all they have to do is turn their head 180

to see the screen

[ancient vessel]

Apparently I'm not the first to get this softlock

[lime remnant]

flush house

[heavy heron]

aren’t you the 33rd guy

[lime remnant]

very

[wild lagoon]

true‼️‼️

[patent sail]

in black stake+

[tough gorge]

oh im on blue

[ancient vessel]

Someone else is I'm just an imposter

[heavy heron]

ahhhh you’re guy 34

in secret

[tough gorge]

Im supposed to get brainstorm but I can’t

[patent sail]

uhhh looks liek youre on white

[tough gorge]

Oh

[heavy heron]

bro

[tough gorge]

No blue deck

[patent sail]

blue is the deck

[heavy heron]

oh i thought you were making a joke about how their pfp is on white background

[patent sail]

discard a royal flush

[heavy heron]

that’s something you’d do

[tough gorge]

I have brainstorm

And I haven’t even made it to ante 8

What am I doing wrong

[patent sail]

well, if you wanna take madness you should brainstorm your strategy

[tough gorge]

:/

[lime remnant]

vagaball or hallu

[patent sail]

we cant tell you if we havent seen your runs

[tough gorge]

Ok hol

I’ll find em give me a sec

[lime remnant]

im thinking vaga

for maybe more 9s

[heavy heron]

are you doing high card

[lime remnant]

pair

supernova on pair

kinda risky

[heavy heron]

vagabond isn’t that good on pairs imo but

i’d always take vagabond there personally

always

[echo sphinx]

EIGHT BALL MMMMMMMMM

(vaga)

[lime remnant]

but it would kinda hurt my econ

[patent sail]

what do pairs have to do with vaga

[lime remnant]

does it matter

[heavy heron]

you have more potential to turn your vagabond into flush five

❤️

[lime remnant]

pair allow more tarot generated

[echo sphinx]

fuck your econ, temperance will pay back like instantly

[heavy heron]

you can generate tarots w any hand to be fair

[lime remnant]

i guess

[patent sail]

of COURSE the thing youd be talking about is flushes

[heavy heron]

i just mean the tarots are more meaningful when you’re building towards a better hand type imo

but we all use vagabond differently

[lime remnant]

i kinda want 8b for sticker lol

but no

sighh i have to do this the boring way

[heavy heron]

case in point, yall pair players be deathing gold while im deathing polychrome glass🤤

[patent sail]

im deathing steel actually

[heavy heron]

steel your will

because that’s a ballsy move

[lime remnant]

ok wtf do i take invis

what is this run gen

[heavy heron]

probably not

skip it

[patent sail]

funny

[lime remnant]

q legendary would be funmy

[patent sail]

do it

[lime remnant]

idk what to replace

[patent sail]

actually now that i think of it you need sticker on c9

so idk

[lime remnant]

idk ill pass

[echo sphinx]

triple vaga :thonk:

or better yet double blueprint

[lime remnant]

oh yeah i forgot i have a brainstorm

[echo sphinx]

brainstorm*

[lime remnant]

i dont wanna risk getting supernova so

[gaunt burrow]

beat my high score! love perkeo

[lime remnant]

ad hominem?

[gaunt burrow]

and nebula deck

[tough gorge]

Back

Uhm

Im blind

[echo sphinx]

small blind or big blind

[lime remnant]

do o take madness or no because of bs

[tough gorge]

No like I can’t find my runs

[echo sphinx]

u could. maybe

i wont

[tough gorge]

ashy said they would help me

[pale wolf]

this isnt any of them what

its non sequitur

[lime remnant]

it would kill my sticker idk

i guess no

[gaunt burrow]

i dont know why people dislike nebula that much, i think it fine

[pale wolf]

nebula could disappear from the game and i wouldnt notice for weeks

[pure schooner]

Sign from god

Balatro wants me to pivot to hearts

[pale wolf]

🤮

[pure schooner]

😮‍💨

[pure schooner]

Bloodstone loml😮‍💨

[pale wolf]

when im forced to take the optimal bloodstone

[echo sphinx]

ok wtf lol

[tough gorge]

.

[echo sphinx]

optimal bloodstone

[tough gorge]

I just reset my whole game

[echo sphinx]

this should be fun

[patent sail]

i got hit with the plant when relying on HTR

[pure schooner]

Funny thing is i wanted to try bloodstone but i got the dice ante 1 and didnt find blood stone till ante 5

[pale wolf]

i wish i got a hit of a plant

[patent sail]

game REALLY doesnt want me to win with HTR huh

[tough gorge]

well I only had brainstorm anyway

[pure schooner]

I sold dice

[echo sphinx]

someone give this guy a question mark chess review

[pure schooner]

Shld i take reserved parkinf??

[tough gorge]

How do I get a royal flush again

[tranquil steppe]

Sus

[gaunt burrow]

this is why i always buy the reroll boss voucher

[echo sphinx]

press r

[pure schooner]

No i sold dice in ante 5 and found bloodstone in ante 6

[stable mulch]

which is better

[echo sphinx]

o

[echo sphinx]

hm

parking mime bloodstone oops chad

[pure schooner]

And then i found both tgth
This is lowk jimbo being nice for once

[echo sphinx]

is what i thinking

[gaunt burrow]

why you sell it?

[pure schooner]

I sold mime😭

[echo sphinx]

im sobbing

[pure schooner]

I had a dice from ante 1 and sold it ante 5

[pale wolf]

bruh

[echo sphinx]

parking value cut into two breh

[patent sail]

im CRINE

[pure schooner]

Cartomancer for deck fixkng

[gaunt burrow]

but why?

[echo sphinx]

ok uh

[pale wolf]

for once this is correct but only bc of dice

[pure schooner]

I didnt find bloodstone for 5 antes and mime was better

I was gonna reroll for midas

[patent sail]

BLOODSTONE

OF ALL

[pure schooner]

Yes

[patent sail]

WHAT are you doing

[gaunt burrow]

bad luck

[pure schooner]

Ok i rerolled theres a buisness card

[echo sphinx]

chad ooops bloodstone parking carto/trading

[pure schooner]

Nah good luck is ante 6 hving both dice and bloodstone

[pure schooner]

Okay works

[patent sail]

blueprint from a rare tag

always gamble

[pure schooner]

And guess what
My boss blind this ante is the hearts one

[pale wolf]

I would much prefer the business card over the parking anyways even with mime

too hard to try and finagle both held face cards and a heart flush

[echo sphinx]

true

[pale wolf]

lmao

[gaunt burrow]

rare tag give 1 rare joker , and uncommon tag give 1 uncommon joker so , rare joker = uncommon joker?

[echo sphinx]

the beheaded

[slim sonnet]

alas, I've made it

[pale wolf]

yes

[cloud sinew]

you lost me

[pure schooner]

Congratss

[echo sphinx]

me when uhhh
the tag says what it does

[lime remnant]

NEVER playing pair on stuntman again

i got too greedy

[pure schooner]

Brother what is this seed

[echo sphinx]

foil = negative?

[pure schooner]

This seed is the bloodstone players wet dream

[patent sail]

aka 0 players

[pale wolf]

so common tag give 2 common joker and riff raff common joker give 2 common joker but rare uncommon soul wraith give 1 joker their rarity so pro quo common joker half other jokers

[cloud sinew]

top up tag gives 2 common jokers

[pure schooner]

Whats with the bloodstone hate its one of my top 5 builds

Its more reliable then idol

[patent sail]

super unreliable

one hand you pass, another hand shit lowrolls and gets you like 5 score

[pure schooner]

Literally most jokers need a support joker and dice works as a good econ sub sometimes

[icy hollow]

I wish it was

Most overrated joker oat

[pure schooner]

With magic cards and redseals

[cloud sinew]

that doesnt mean anything

thats like saying youre better than hitler

YEAH

thats the MINIMUM

[pure schooner]

I can support idol hate

[patent sail]

if you need 2 whole uncommon jokers for X7.59 mult ON A FLUSH

is that even good

[gaunt burrow]

maybe

[pure schooner]

Atleast im not as lazy as photochad

[patent sail]

well i fucking hate photochad as well

[pure schooner]

Im so infuriated by photochad i only keep one of two if i grt them nowadays

[gaunt burrow]

jst went to google like 1 minutes

[patent sail]

i dont even get photo

[pure schooner]

Cheers to that fuck photochad

[slim sonnet]

that's quite a comparison 😂

[icy hollow]

On a specific suite flush too 😭 😭 😭 😭 DOGSHIT

[pure schooner]

Thats the worst part of idol

[pale wolf]

im not better than hitler at everything

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[pure schooner]

Bloodstone hate💔

[icy hollow]

Most jokers have synergizes with other jokers. Not a straight up requirement to be mediocre level

[pale wolf]

still better in endless though

[terse dock]

Me when im in a missing testicle competition and my opponent is Hitler

[icy hollow]

Redcard does not needany other specific joker to be useful

[serene forge]

the best use cases for idol are:
baseball card
dagger
making idol not appear in the shop

[patent sail]

what are we talking about

[patent sail]

madness food

[gaunt burrow]

i guess the reason is rare jokers have more specific requirement and not as many as uncommon jokers

[echo sphinx]

dont forget temperance value

[pale wolf]

oops is the good half of bloodstone oops

[serene forge]

oops is to bloodstone what hanging chad is to photograph

[patent sail]

is it the time to shorehorn in my bloodstone fanart yet

[pale wolf]

no

[serene forge]

is it me stabbing it

[patent sail]

its a catwoman

[pale wolf]

its a lewd furry

[gaunt burrow]

blood stone is jst ancient if it was unreliable

[patent sail]

bloodstone is jst unreliable

[opal karma]

sorry but, mamoswine kinda sucks

[gaunt burrow]

bullshit

[hoary moon]

[patent sail]

:3c

[hoary moon]

son

son

[patent sail]

youre lucky im lazy because baron would be up next

[hoary moon]

baron is endless slop

never works

[patent sail]

endless runs dont exist

[opal karma]

ass special defence

[hoary moon]

you aint using baron for anything else

[gaunt burrow]

every pokemon have a weakness

[opal karma]

one fire spin and hes ashes 🥀

[terse vale]

just based off the stats :??

[opal karma]

yes

[patent sail]

i disagree

[terse vale]

well mamo is ice type right

that kinda sucks

[opal karma]

yea

ice kinda sucks

[hoary moon]

nt gold stake

[terse vale]

I can’t think of any good melee ice type moves

it does have ok speed tho

[opal karma]

cant think of any good ice types exept blizzard

[patent sail]

orange is pretty high too isnt it

[viral raft]

funny

[terse vale]

like the move ?

[opal karma]

yeah

moves mb

[terse vale]

atleast it gets stab

[opal karma]

yup

[hoary moon]

parking the bus + baron is a great combo fr

[patent sail]

it is though

[opal karma]

no way someone is gonna choose mamoswine cause of looks tho

[patent sail]

im playing numbers and leaving kings in hand

[viral raft]

Shoot the moon is way better there than Baron

[hoary moon]

but +mult from parking the bus goes after baron

[hoary moon]

exactly

[waxen fable]

even then i wouldn't use shoot the blud in late

[patent sail]

its funny anyway

[hoary moon]

baron was there for the sticker

[patent sail]

stm is great too tho

[waxen fable]

buzz lightyear gif

[hoary moon]

criminaly underrated and way better than baron

[gaunt burrow]

.

[patent sail]

idc about stickers under gold 🐎🔥

[patent sail]

well that 2nd part is true

[hoary moon]

baron was there for emotional support

[patent sail]

its not underrated thouhj

[opal karma]

wdym .

[patent sail]

most score came from it

[waxen fable]

yes it is bro

look at how many of the average players are glazing thebaron

than shoot the blud

[patent sail]

baroj is objectively ass but it wont stop me from doing ante 8 runs with him

[gaunt burrow]

it look so good wdym??

[waxen fable]

if the c++ players like it that means it's underrated guys

expert opinion

[opal karma]

HOW

[hoary moon]

tight

[opal karma]

thats like saying aceus can win against F.E.A.R

[gaunt burrow]

it jst look cool to me

[waxen fable]

it took roffleblud at least 100 failed runs to pull off early baron usage

1 in 100

[viral raft]

Baron is a fraud

literally only works on his own build

[patent sail]

i think ive had like what, 3 ante 8 baron wins so far

[viral raft]

besides that is literally poopo

[waxen fable]

i have only like 1

[patent sail]

im not taking him if the build cant be converted to that

[waxen fable]

even then i picked it up for a gold sticker

i think i stickered it in an obby build

obby is sooo good at carrying other useless jokers guys

[patent sail]

lebron james (me) reportedly died to the needle because they forgot to look at the blind instead of looking at the chat

[opal karma]

oh no

[waxen fable]

im

[gaunt burrow]

this true

[waxen fable]

we've been saying this many times

[patent sail]

baron looks like he steals lollipops from children on the street

[waxen fable]

hes a greedy king

[gaunt burrow]

i hate how people glazing baron and not mime

[viral raft]

imo the biggest frauds in balatro are Photo, Baron and Showman

[waxen fable]

i hate how people are glazing trib and not sock

a trib build is a sock build

a baron build is a Mime build .

[viral raft]

Photo is a chad build

[waxen fable]

fax

glaze the retriggers and not the scores

[patent sail]

i will never glaze baron, with that said random ante 4 baron will still give me intrusive thoughts

[opal karma]

guys

hot take

[waxen fable]

it is rain that grows flowers and not thunder

[opal karma]

stuntman+plasma deck = op

[gaunt burrow]

though on bloodstone and oops

[opal karma]

||shower||

[patent sail]

jimbo + any deck = op

[viral raft]

dies against 2.4 VV boss*

[waxen fable]

glaze the oops and not the blud

sonstone

[viral raft]

i hate Plasma deck

[hoary moon]

glaze nothing

oops is ass

[opal karma]

too complex for you?

[waxen fable]

oh right

[patent sail]

glaze donuts

[waxen fable]

oopsblud

👎🏻

[viral raft]

is just Chips then pivot to xmult

is the same thing over and over

is so boring

[hoary moon]

although oops is good for econ with lucky cards

semi good

decent

[patent sail]

balatro is such funslop and qualityslop

[waxen fable]

it enables like 2 types of builds only

[gaunt burrow]

can comfirm

[opal karma]

oh

[waxen fable]

chip spam or endless build

[opal karma]

to what build

oh

[waxen fable]

but who Caaares about an endless build

[opal karma]

i play btd6 so i like endless

[patent sail]

endless doesnt exist

[hoary moon]

plasma is so weird

[viral raft]

That's my point about plasma

is literally just chips and xmult

is so boring

and makes alot of jokers lowk bad

[waxen fable]

wee isnt a plasma only joker guys

use it in a conventional deck

[opal karma]

im new so i think its cool

[waxen fable]

like yellow

and use it in a Normal Build

[gaunt burrow]

i hate this so much , that thing haunt me for entire plasma deck gold stake grind

[waxen fable]

fax

[viral raft]

fair enough, plasma is cool until you go deeper in the game

[patent sail]

what if there was a joker that

does things probably maybe

[waxen fable]

o yes dats Totally fine

explore the game butttt if u wanna get better u dont exclude urself into just one type of build

just saying

[opal karma]

ok

i played it once

[patent sail]

new players on their way to photochad for the 60th time

[opal karma]

people say ghost is good for ante 8

[patent sail]

it absolutely is

[gaunt burrow]

wee is good like on every deck

[waxen fable]

they fall down into the balatro reddit rabbithole and we should never go deep down into that 💜

[waxen fable]

it is the best deck for c++

[hoary moon]

i love ghost deck so much

[terse vale]

the best deck is the one you’re best at !

[waxen fable]

true

but i think it's ghost

[gaunt burrow]

talking about photochad

[waxen fable]

because of the hexblud

and the ectoblud

[patent sail]

the best deck is plasma because roffle got naneinf on it

[viral raft]

truthnuke...but also Yellow and ghost deck

[hoary moon]

bullshit its blue deck

[waxen fable]

🤯 🤯 🤯

[opal karma]

fax

[hoary moon]

like objectively

[opal karma]

1+ hand is carrying

[hoary moon]

its blue deck

[opal karma]

oh

[terse vale]

argue amongst yourselves bru im just saying it depends

[gaunt burrow]

i hate how i cant see any 6

[terse vale]

like best deck yeah but some person could be going crazy on checkered

[viral raft]

i love my pair build

[patent sail]

obelisk also sucks because it resets thats like so bad.... photochad doesnt rest tho, hence its the best!

[hoary moon]

favorite=/best

[terse vale]

im not saying anything about favorite im saying one someone is best at

[opal karma]

i have no idea on what ur talking about 😄

[patent sail]

my first time posting on r/balatro how did i do