🕹・game-discussion

[naive frigate]

I UNLOCKED WHATEVER THE FUCK THE OPPOSITE OF BLOODSTONE IS!!!

[serene forge]

lazy ass smh my head

[warped moth]

Sad...

[warped moth]

The spade one?

[naive frigate]

Yes

[serene forge]

kami would be proud

[warped moth]

S tier joker imo

[ancient gyro]

you can do it instead

[warped moth]

I LOVE Arrowhead

[serene forge]

hans niemann cheating device

[prime valve]

Stoneblood, understand

[prime valve]

Not this incident.

I mean, he still good chess player afterall

[warped moth]

Is he still accepted in tournaments after that though?

Or was he never actually caught? I forgot that drama

[humble gulch]

Madness carried

[naive frigate]

Wow

[frank grove]

He was banned for a couple years from chess.com but now isn’t? Idk about tourneys though

[prime valve]

He was caught of course

[warped moth]

Well, if not just a totally improper thing to do in any place, let alone a sport where a bad gesture can get you disqualified, he was also caught cheating red-handed... Idk how tournaments work but shouldn't that be basically a ban from tournaments in general?

[warped moth]

ASTRONOMER MY BELOVED 🔥 🔥

[naive frigate]

OUR beloved btw

[warped moth]

🙏

[serene forge]

lucky break

[warped moth]

Though uhh yea ^

That was just plain gambling lmao

Paid off tho

[naive frigate]

Oh my god

[warped moth]

😔

[naive frigate]

8 cards 4 spades 4 hearts is genuinely brutal

[naive frigate]

Son im crine

Should i ?

[serene forge]

yes

insane negative hit holy

[bold shadow]

I got to ante 7 then lost

Damn

[naive frigate]

This boss is doing jackshit 😭

[naive frigate]

If you send ts one more time i will send your address here vro

[serene forge]

address

the elephant

[naive frigate]

DEAR LORD

[warped moth]

May I address it

Oh wow nvm

You're one lucky person

Wow

[cursive crater]

id fumble thag

that

[ancient gyro]

told u she has no personality

[naive frigate]

ALWAYS

GAMBLE

[serene forge]

none of that luck matters if you can't convert a win, does it

[noble kelp]

do i win these

[serene forge]

yeah

[naive frigate]

Come fucking on bru

Ig i'll just skip the standart pack

[thick citrus]

Gg

[warped moth]

HORSE VS EMOJI DETECTED

[serene forge]

[warped moth]

Throws 15 hats at your general location (they all miss)

[cursive crater]

pls dont tell me you took it

[serene forge]

I need to play vs again

[naive frigate]

No the fuck

[cursive crater]

ok

[naive frigate]

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

[serene forge]

I bought all the dlcs then never played them because my gf got sick of vs

[naive frigate]

-screenshot
-looks inside
-photochad

[warped moth]

Trying to clear the inverse emerald diorama unlocks snd they're brutal
I hate the emerald diorama characters -.-

[naive frigate]

I've got one hell of luck

Idk man whatever floats your boat

Oops

[cursive crater]

the biological organism that has the ability to photosynthesis is coming

[serene forge]

plant doesn't counter photochad

[naive frigate]

So do i get photochad and the joker next to it?

[warped moth]

Vs do be a phase sometimes, I just come back after some time and become a no life for like 3 days and I get 100% achievements

[naive frigate]

I feel like additional chips would be good

[noble kelp]

do i pick baseball card (replied to the wrong mssge)

[serene forge]

I wouldn't

if you're just using arrowhead

[warped moth]

And then dormancy (slay the spire and balatro and mewgenics)

[noble kelp]

ye

[serene forge]

hopefully eventually we'll get back to it

she got sick of it after so much grinding and then we were frustrated at the buggy ass co op mode

[naive frigate]

W photochad

[serene forge]

damn I should play isaac more

[warped moth]

Oh yea the co op sucks
I remember having this conversation before

I actually got to play more co op since then and yea

So buggy

And I don't like the level ip system

[warped moth]

If you like edmund's deranged humour you should try out mewgenics, incredible game :3

[naive frigate]

Lord have mercy on them blinds

[serene forge]

not available on mac 😔

but I do want to get it eventually

[warped moth]

Damn 😔

Yea the game is fire

I highly recommend you get it when you can

And it's fucking massive

~70 hours in and I'm at 50% completion

[serene forge]

oh wow

[warped moth]

No DLC yet

[cursive crater]

i picked up a roguelite deckbuilder called fights in tight spaces

[warped moth]

I saw that on steam a few times

[cursive crater]

its really fun but like

the map is always the same

really put me off

[viral raft]

you have a negative Red card and you decided to play photochad

[warped moth]

That kills one of the bigger characteristics of a roguelike

Which is randomized dungeons

[cursive crater]

yeah

[naive frigate]

I'd love to hear what other choice did i have

[warped moth]

Or whatever the map is

[cursive crater]

i also picked up 9kings with it in a bundle

now this one slaps

[warped moth]

Oh I heard good things about that

I have it wishlisted

[viral raft]

pairslop with redcard+bluejoker+stencil??

[naive frigate]

Tf is stencil

[viral raft]

Joker Stencil

[naive frigate]

Ts my current build rn but ion have any pair upgrades tho

Ion know tf is stencil doing here

Dusk is getting out

He think he part of the crew

[ebon condor]

tbf on white stake checkered flush photochad is perfectly fine

[viral raft]

pair slop is way more consistent in white but that's okey i guess

[ebon condor]

theyre new let em have fun

at least i assume so

[viral raft]

ehhhh yeah but i just hope he doesn't get Plant

is better to learn quickly that face builds aren't the best

[ebon condor]

well they can learn about photochad plant countering and thats important too

so

maybe not important in itself but important to learn that mindset

[viral raft]

is just play justice on a random no face card lol

[ebon condor]

yeah

[viral raft]

like i don't see too much mind changing about that but that's okay

[ebon condor]

but the ability to consider that kind of thing is important

[naive frigate]

I wouldn't do some bullshit that i do if i wasn't new lowk

[ebon condor]

idk im not gonna railroad a new player into pairs

[knotty zodiac]

right there's plenty of ppl who never figure this out lols

[viral raft]

😭

i just realice the emoji meanings in your name

no pair 5 streak

that's funny

[serene forge]

in their defense

[warped moth]

Lowkey I avoid playing pair as much as I can

I got very bored of it

[serene forge]

they got that in like shop 2

[viral raft]

that is even worst 😭

early red card is way better than later

[serene forge]

no I meant the photochad was shop 2

red card was shop 1

[naive frigate]

Look blue joker, i am at the very top of balatro tower

[viral raft]

😭

[viral raft]

gg wp

[serene forge]

although they did poly tag, after picking up red card

[viral raft]

red card did temperance value 🔥

[serene forge]

into a chad

which is just

[naive frigate]

If none of y'all got the reference i'm nuking the entire fucking server 😭

[warped moth]

Uhhh

...pizza tower?

[viral raft]

ehhhh

[viral raft]

yeah idk

[serene forge]

ahhhhh

[naive frigate]

Tha'ts enough 15 tsar bombas prototypes are all launched into your houses

[viral raft]

like i don't see any other reference more than "tower" as pizza tower

[naive frigate]

The fucking arasaka tower

[serene forge]

slay the spire

[warped moth]

LET'S GET FUNKY 😎

[viral raft]

oh i see

idk what the hell is Arasaka tower but that's cool 😭

[naive frigate]

Its a reference to edgerunners anime which if i explain i would spoil the first episode

[warped moth]

I see

Welp I declare it a pizza tower reference. You are legally obligated to get funky

And speaking of pizza tower I'll go play Balatro

[hexed berry]

lol

[naive frigate]

||Mom of the main character dies a couple of minutes after saying that her son will be at the top of arasaka tower one day(the biggest corporation on earth that rules the world and at the end of the series he stands at arasaka tower top floor but because he's about to fight the strongest guy in the whole universe||

And like the blue joker was fitting cuz i had to make a sacrifice

[viral raft]

is pizza tower even going to have another update?

the Hallowen/the noise one was amazing but since then nothing ever happens

[echo owl]

Who’s the worst joker for ante 8 gold stake

[viral raft]

Showman

next question

[echo owl]

I agree

[noble kelp]

W

[knotty zodiac]

top 5 worst?

[naive frigate]

Me

[echo owl]

You’re b tier

[viral raft]

imo (worst to least trash)
Showman, Idol, Baron, Séance, flower pot

[naive frigate]

Ey that's pretty good

[ancient vessel]

Just got C+, now looking to naneinf to completely finish the game(for me)

[viral raft]

but what about C++

[ancient vessel]

I'm on this run and I don't want to blunder, help

[ancient vessel]

Doesn't exist

[viral raft]

send screenshot

[viral raft]

are u sure?

[ancient vessel]

Invisible is active

[viral raft]

that's cool, search for a showman so you get anothe invis/blueprint/brainstorm

[ancient vessel]

I'm pretty certain there is no such thing

[knotty zodiac]

wow flower pot before throwback or the 3oak common jokers? (wily/zany)

[naive frigate]

New favorite joker lowk

[viral raft]

nvm i forget that Thorwback joker exist

[ancient vessel]

Do I gamble on invis now or do I sell the DNA?

[echo owl]

Throwback is a bajillion times better than flower pot

[light dome]

I like bananas

[echo owl]

Still sucks tho

[naive frigate]

This discord server is genuinely the kindest one i've ever been to ngl

[ancient gyro]

i wish

[vivid stump]

how many kings

[echo owl]

It’s not bro

[vivid stump]

there is mods

[naive frigate]

Pairslop time

[vivid stump]

on checkered deck too

say no to flushes

[naive frigate]

Awww

[viral raft]

yeah sell dna

then search for another

[light dome]

Flushes more like flush those down the toilet

[ancient vessel]

27 with 9 being not red seal

[naive frigate]

Can y'all teach me pairslop

[tawdry epoch]

If you play flushes no

[light dome]

It's high card or 5oak or nothing

[vivid stump]

how much money

[viral raft]

Mewgenics reference

[vivid stump]

js get a scaling joker and ur good

[ancient vessel]

200 ish

[vivid stump]

blue seal

[tawdry epoch]

People here bully new players every chance they get

[vivid stump]

u need econ

[naive frigate]

Like this?

[ancient gyro]

absolute 2oak

[viral raft]

truthnuke (i'm the one who is bullying the face card players)

[ancient vessel]

Yeah got room to spare to find a rebate

[knotty zodiac]

chips. early chip joker, scaling chip joker, blue seal mercuries

[viral raft]

2oak 🔥

[sweet tartan]

Do you guys usually use flush or two pair setups?

[viral raft]

Pair

[tawdry epoch]

1oak meta

[ancient gyro]

neither

[sweet tartan]

Just regular pair?

[viral raft]

pair

[ancient gyro]

apples

[vivid stump]

scaling jokers are like grimbo, supernova, rtb, etc.

[viral raft]

pairs

[naive frigate]

I'll try

[vivid stump]

do u have gold cards

[sweet tartan]

DAMN

How is pair so good?

[vivid stump]

its the best

[vivid stump]

idk

[viral raft]

because works in anything

[vivid stump]

thunk unintentionally imbalanced it

[sweet tartan]

What are some of the good pair jokers/cards I should look for

[slow iris]

no

[naive frigate]

Skipped for nun bruh

[viral raft]

90% of the jokers works in pair

that's the point

[knotty zodiac]

easy to play every turn, easy to dig for value, good joker synergy

[ancient gyro]

very large joker compatibility pool, low threat bosses as opposed to other hand types

[vivid stump]

literally every single scaling joker

[ancient vessel]

All are gold, yeah

[sweet tartan]

I've been using with flushes so far but I guess I'll try pairs now

Ty

[indigo mesa]

lifes good

[vivid stump]

nicee

[cloud sinew]

very easy to draw, has a lot of jokers that work well with it, not reliant on deckfixing or card enhancements and isnt particularly boss vulnerable compared to other hands

[tawdry epoch]

all in on 5x stencil

[vivid stump]

i dont think u need the rebate then

[indigo mesa]

for some reason i read that as in easy to illustrate lmao

[vivid stump]

js swap bs to mime after u win and is collecting gold money

[ancient vessel]

What I'm asking is whether or not should I drop DNA now? I'm scared I might not find it again

[vivid stump]

papu has a lot more experience than me

and he says drop it

so drop it ig

[ancient gyro]

you'll find it in the next 5 runs

[viral raft]

dude i'm just a pairslop player

i just gave my own opinion 😭

[vivid stump]

me too

i have never made it past ante 12

endless dont exist for me

[ancient vessel]

Alright hopefully invis hits a copy joker and not mime/baron

[vivid stump]

fr

[vivid stump]

hopefully

[viral raft]

without dna that's basicvally a 50/50

[vivid stump]

yea

[ancient vessel]

This is one of the few times I go past ante 8 too I usually only play gold stake

[naive frigate]

Should i get this?

[vivid stump]

what did it dupe

[ancient vessel]

Just want to get the naneinf milestone and that would be it for me with the game

[viral raft]

exaxtly, i just find endless boring and baron mime naneinf just play until it works i guess

[vivid stump]

ig

[viral raft]

you need alot of luck with vouchers

[ancient gyro]

naneinf just comes down to voucher/boss rng, every other factor is practically trivial

[ancient vessel]

Which I think I got

[naive frigate]

What do i replace it with

[vivid stump]

its gonna be better than sly joker for pairs

[vivid stump]

cus u wont discard at all

[sweet tartan]

Ty but wouldn't getting a blind that forces you to play 5 cards just fuck you?

[ancient vessel]

I did not skip a single voucher, all were this good

[vivid stump]

retcon soon

[vivid stump]

no

it wont

[viral raft]

yeah, theres alot of RNG like the vouchers or sometimes the bosses without Retcon V1

[vivid stump]

cus u can still play a pair with 5 cards

[ancient vessel]

That's why I'm scared I might mess it up

[cloud sinew]

not really. you can be forced to play other hands, but it's rare that you can't play a pair + 3 different ranks

[sweet tartan]

I'm stupid my mind just faded I'm sorry

[vivid stump]

nah ur good

[sweet tartan]

Ok ty 🔥

It's just that it's sorta slow rn for me
I gotta do two pair just to get any typa chips

Hopefully I can get some jokers to help

[vivid stump]

what ante u on

[sweet tartan]

2

[icy hollow]

+4 sticker lol

[vivid stump]

once u get a chip joker its smooth sailing

[viral raft]

well done!

[icy hollow]

Only blackboard actually did smth for scoring

[vivid stump]

js get a few blue seals after that and u should be good

[sweet tartan]

Wait also what do you do about the needle

[dusty tusk]

I just got astronomer wth wht isit so good

[icy hollow]

Me when im blue seal carried 🥀

[sweet tartan]

I think that's what need my two pair run

[dusty tusk]

Why

[ancient gyro]

you have an empty joker slot

[vivid stump]

how did bro win with blackboard

[naive frigate]

I mean this is scaling chips so do i

[vivid stump]

only

[viral raft]

wdym?

[cloud sinew]

you treat Needle like it's The Wall, you need to score the small blind's chips every hand

[ancient gyro]

have wall scoring and your desired hand by the time you play

[vivid stump]

YES

[naive frigate]

Instead of what

[vivid stump]

with js blackboard i meant

[sweet tartan]

What is wall @ancient gyro @cloud sinew

[vivid stump]

what jonkler is helping u the least

[viral raft]

maybe high planet levels and steel cards

[ancient gyro]

how did someone win with a top 3 joker gasp

[naive frigate]

Ion fucking know vro

[icy hollow]

Lvl 45 pair + 1 glass +2 steel i think

[viral raft]

i guess this one?

[cloud sinew]

A boss blind. it's effect is 2x chips needed, which means you need to score 4x what the small blind needs

[naive frigate]

I mean i do ahve more hearts than spades so probably the first one

[sweet tartan]

I have never seen this in my short balatro time
Ty

[vivid stump]

level 45

[sweet tartan]

Oh ok 5y

[cloud sinew]

5y

[ancient gyro]

battleship sunk

[icy hollow]

Yea here the lvl pic

[cloud sinew]

thats a big ass battleship grid

all the way from A-Y

[vivid stump]

never nerf blue seals

[echo owl]

Which joker has the most aura

[cloud sinew]

madness

[viral raft]

Joker

[ancient gyro]

tabletop sim has a 30x30 grid

[echo owl]

Fair pick I’d say canio or chicot

[ancient gyro]

resource pack extracted from

[echo owl]

He has aura but not too much

[viscid sluice]

Jimbo

[ancient gyro]

well idk where but I played it on high school

[vivid stump]

banana

[cloud sinew]

lol it goes from A to Δ

[viscid sluice]

He radiates aura

[vivid stump]

banana have most aura

[echo owl]

True

[naive frigate]

Pairslop sucks 😭

[cloud sinew]

pairslop is awesome

[vivid stump]

wrong

[echo owl]

Cavendish card art just has like an aura

[viral raft]

maybe Chicot? he literally counter the bosses

[cloud sinew]

you shouldnt be forcing builds though

[vivid stump]

negative cavendish is beautiful

[echo owl]

That was my pick as well

[cloud sinew]

negative 8ball is my favourite

actually no

[echo owl]

What’s the third best hand

[cloud sinew]

it's flash card

[naive frigate]

W eco chat?

[ancient gyro]

meh

[slow iris]

c++ but no pairs no high card no three of a kind no blue seals no blue deck no yellow deck no throwback no losses

[cloud sinew]

4oak

[echo owl]

Cause pair and high card are pretty clearly 1 and 2

[echo owl]

I mean for ante 8 u need a lot of setup or at least a decent amount

[knotty zodiac]

kinda looks like you have no mult. ya that makes pairs hard

[viral raft]

that's cool that means that we're twins hank

trust me

[echo owl]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chips-mult-the-plant-GIk1aKYLqN7KzNCzEb

[cloud sinew]

pairs > straights > 4oak

[ancient gyro]

if you're accounting low rolls, 2p

[echo owl]

This gif shows chicot aura

[vivid stump]

lmao

[echo owl]

I always thought high card was 2

[indigo mesa]

this business card lowk carrying my econ

[cloud sinew]

high card would be top if pair didnt exist

but because pairs do exist, high card is way lower

theres just not much reason to go high card

[ancient gyro]

hc is more of a utility hand rather than a scoring type hand

[indigo mesa]

and look who it is

[vivid stump]

on some decks straights are even better than pairs and on most decks straights are a close second

[vivid stump]

is it the hear

heart

[slow iris]

played a high card negative business card

[knotty zodiac]

hm not sure, ive been playing a lot of pairless and it feels easier to get 2pair online

[indigo mesa]

i have retcon of course

[ancient gyro]

hc joker pool compatibility is also smaller than 2p

[vivid stump]

oh

naneinf run?

[rancid glade]

YO

[vivid stump]

nice

[viral raft]

DAMN

[knotty zodiac]

its the initial chip and pair joker compat

[rancid glade]

any guesses

[indigo mesa]

no i just wanted to see if i could pass ante 26 big blind

[viral raft]

Canio

my beloved

[vivid stump]

chigoat

[rancid glade]

ideally I want yorick or canio

[naive frigate]

DEAR LORD

[indigo mesa]

of course its a naneinf run silly

[cloud sinew]

yeah but hand consistency is a lot worse for not much scaling. 2 pairs of ranks for an extra 5 chips of scaling

[vivid stump]

is that ur high score

[indigo mesa]

no i was joking

[vivid stump]

mb

[indigo mesa]

loll

[rancid glade]

perkeo here would be ragebait
econ ig but I have a negative ttm

[ancient gyro]

yeah but im talking about poker hand types, not planets

[vivid stump]

what u get

[ancient gyro]

2p entire strengths aren't planet based

[viral raft]

:D

[ancient gyro]

even though it's chip scaling is decent

[rancid glade]

❤️

[vivid stump]

I KNEW IT

[cloud sinew]

neither are pair's

[waxen quartz]

2 pair on painted or if you have pants. otherwise pair is just more spammable

[cloud sinew]

but it's still something you need to consider

[indigo mesa]

no… dont do this to me… i already sold my showman…

[viral raft]

this is peak stickering run

[indigo mesa]

LMFAOOOOO IT HIT THE BEAN

IT HIT THE TURTLE BEAN 😭

[ancient gyro]

I consider it for all alternative choices which 2p has more on card scoring options that has more frequent early game niches

[knotty zodiac]

rip

[indigo mesa]

of course i savescummed

[rancid glade]

does this go hard

ive never done it

[ancient gyro]

into late game

[indigo mesa]

its pretty fun

[ancient gyro]

missing dagguh

[echo owl]

I like straights

I’m not straight tho I’m bi

[ancient gyro]

im hello

[indigo mesa]

soo… how much do i sell

[half flint]

Out of nowhere got a run and knocked Sixth Sense, DNA, and Credit Card off the list. lol

[indigo mesa]

ive already sold unnecessary negatives of course ill also sell the burglar

[half flint]

all thats left now is Idol, Flower Pot, and Clever Joker

[indigo mesa]

but… i dont… surely i shouldnt sell anything else… right?

[echo owl]

Today I got two polychrome wheel of fortunes in a row

[ancient gyro]

fern isn't here rn

[vivid stump]

if you bp or bs the bean will it give the +5 handsize or is copy joker incompatible

[rocky helm]

?????? reroll

[indigo mesa]

incompatible…

[vivid stump]

bruhhhh

[indigo mesa]

good one

[ancient gyro]

it's my turn to be jimbo

[echo owl]

I love Spamton I even have his plushie

[rocky helm]

of course, if you have retcon

[viral raft]

it's time to Balatro...

[vivid stump]

he does

he wants the heart tho

[viral raft]

he does know?

[rocky helm]

bro wants bean value

[indigo mesa]

https://youtu.be/lhaQILuY2TA

[rocky helm]

i know

[indigo mesa]

so you were just ragebaiting 😭

[vivid stump]

yes he knows

[rocky helm]

not rlly

[indigo mesa]

why in gods name would i reroll here

[rocky helm]

well do u win in one hand?????

[rancid glade]

whats a joker you guys would glaze into the ground

[indigo mesa]

i rolled past 3 other bosses into the heart

[rocky helm]

bro i just came here idk

[viral raft]

Rebate

is just too op

[indigo mesa]

i dont think you understand the crimson bean glitch 💀

[vivid stump]

hologram

[rocky helm]

no like

what if it doesn't hit the bean

[ancient gyro]

rule 10

or something

[indigo mesa]

yeah, then what? i have 23 hands so it will hit the bean at least once unless i get astronomically unlucky

[humble gulch]

You sell everything except bean and something else

🐑

[indigo mesa]

not on ante 24 😭

[rocky helm]

im a dumbass i forgor about burgal

[vivid stump]

for sum reason i remember the 2nd level voucher better than the first level

like i remember retcon but not director cut

[rocky helm]

i always call directors cut "retcon"

[vivid stump]

and liquidation but not clearance sale

[indigo mesa]

so should i sell anything…?

[vivid stump]

i do too

[indigo mesa]

and nacho tongs but not grabber?

[rocky helm]

play the 10

[nova mantle]

I'm finna get 4 stickers in this run

[vivid stump]

i dont remember any of those

[indigo mesa]

buh i dont need help with what to play 😐

[indigo mesa]

i was joking nacho tongs is the level 2 of grabber +1 hand vouchers

[rocky helm]

bro u have 23 hands. i think youre fine. no need to sell

[vivid stump]

ik that

[indigo mesa]

i want as much hand size as possible

[indigo mesa]

seems like you remembered then lol

[vivid stump]

i was joking too

[nova mantle]

Wrong pic lol

I lwk bought that negative with my last 9 dollars

[vivid stump]

lol

the voucher for the second level of hone is so cool

[naive frigate]

Yooo i jsut won my first red stake

14 rounds

[vivid stump]

nice

[naive frigate]

This is why we skip!!

[vivid stump]

u unlocked wee joker too i think

[worldly geyser]

so we will all be using flower pot right

[compact niche]

abandoned + DNA + (the one that gives you $3 to destroy a card I forget what it's called) combo is so fun

[vivid stump]

trading card?

[naive frigate]

No i only got zodiac deck

[compact niche]

yes trading card

[vivid stump]

strange

[naive frigate]

I already have wee joker

[vivid stump]

oh

skipper

[naive frigate]

How do you even unlock wee joker

[ancient gyro]

win in 18 rounds or less

[naive frigate]

No but i need a speedrunner one asap

[vivid stump]

5 rounds in and i still havent gotten a single mult joker

[naive frigate]

Alr enough baling of the tro for today

I'll unlcck the speedrunner badge and the no restock ones tomorrow probably

Or today

[rocky helm]

so, hwo much did you sell?????

[ancient gyro]

just full skip after 2 antes on plasma

[indigo mesa]

still havent decided im in the same position

[vivid stump]

🥀

[ancient gyro]

fern decision

[rocky helm]

bro.

[foggy pond]

After 200 hours

I beat all golds

[vivid stump]

only 200 ?

[rocky helm]

rawg!!!!!!!!! please !!!!!! in how many hands do u win???

[indigo mesa]

i win on the hand i want to by copying optimally

[foggy pond]

Yes

[ancient gyro]

that doesn't really matter when hs is ever increasing

[rocky helm]

exactly. so copy unoptimally and wait till bean is debuffed

[indigo mesa]

i know… thats how the bug works…

[gentle lintel]

What am I aiming for now? An ecto and then an idol?

[rocky helm]

that's what im telling you? don't sel??????

[compact niche]

time to start purging the aces

[ancient gyro]

baitslop 2.0

[rocky helm]

js turn them into tens also you NEED idol

[stable mulch]

IF I DONT WIN THIS NOW , IM DECLARING THE GAME'S RIGGED

[indigo mesa]

i can win by selling copy jokers as well and that gives me more chances at the bean which is more chances at more hand size which is more better

[compact niche]

idol?

[warped moth]

Unsure but it doesn't seem like it 😔

[rocky helm]

you don't have showman????

[vivid stump]

u might not win

[indigo mesa]

i can get it

[viral raft]

yeah, Mr pizza tower guy is rn doing the Woon game

seems fun

[stable mulch]

i know the rest of the deck is buns i just started out

ante 3 i think

[viral raft]

like some castle crasher thingy

[vivid stump]

sry to say but none of ur jokers are that good except for chicot

[stable mulch]

message above

[vivid stump]

ante 3?

[ancient gyro]

what

[rocky helm]

you'd rather spend a lot of money than be patient?

[vivid stump]

yea u def can win

[ancient gyro]

there's one bad joker

[warped moth]

The game is always rigged, I'm the one who rigs it 😌
Whether I rigged this seed against or to benefit you remains a mystery that you'll simply have to find out

[vivid stump]

yea most of them are good but not that good

[indigo mesa]

genuinely what are you talking about 😭

[vivid stump]

i thought he was on like a later ante

[stable mulch]

I will come for you incase i lose

[rocky helm]

you're saying that you'd rather spend a lot of money rerolling instead of playing single cards hoping that, without anything being sold, bean gets debuffed

[stable mulch]

i have memorized your name

[vivid stump]

also is it white stake

[ancient gyro]

context without the hat

[warped moth]

You'll be out ta get me
You won't catch me!
I'M FUCKING INNOCENT!!
You won't break me!!
-# /ref

[indigo mesa]

how does showman have anything to do with my current situation in the crimson heart

[rocky helm]

bro.

[indigo mesa]

i have money to reroll thats fine but if i had showman i would need to sell it for more hand size

[rocky helm]

you want to sell copiers bcuz you want ahigher chance of bean debuff

[indigo mesa]

correct

[warped moth]

You wanna do the glitch?

[indigo mesa]

i can find showman and find copiers later

its a huge hassle

but it could be worth the hand size

[indigo mesa]

a little

[warped moth]

Ah.

Honestly idk 🤷

Do as you think lol

[ancient gyro]

that really helps

[warped moth]

I am aware

[ancient gyro]

im going back in line

[indigo mesa]

@versed sable hi

[ancient gyro]

card

[sweet tartan]

I did, I even upgraded pair to level 4 but doing a flush just does wayyy more than any pair I could possibly do

I'll just hope it gets better

[vivid stump]

level 4 is nnot that high

it will get better

[ancient gyro]

same planet scaling btw

[humble gulch]

I think two pair scales better with those extra chips

[ancient gyro]

given any pair scaler

pair vs flush?

[humble gulch]

I read two pair

[vivid stump]

pair is 1x15 and flush is 2x15 no?

[ancient gyro]

[viral raft]

this run is just amazing, 3 natural negatives and in gold stake

[stable mulch]

👀

eyes emoji

[ancient gyro]

the odds of finding a pair joker is greater than the odds of finding consecutive flushes

[viral raft]

that is true??

@grok

[vivid stump]

lol

[humble gulch]

That's funny

[vivid stump]

stevens looking very even today

[knotty zodiac]

in general does chad encourage pairs or larger hands?

[pale wolf]

the odds of first drawing a straight flush are lower than getting a soul

and i didnt verify that

[ancient gyro]

neither did i

[humble gulch]

Odds?, say that again

[pale wolf]

@royal ore

[ancient gyro]

unless you're that one girl I forgot her name

[indigo mesa]

you know what its probably optimal to sell more jokers but for my own convenience just wont

[vivid stump]

first time using seance

painted deck btw

[knotty zodiac]

so which spectral did you get

[vivid stump]

hex

[ancient gyro]

all that just to not find parking 🥀

[zinc hawk]

Have found a natural negative Wee AND Hack so far during this naneinf attempt

[slow iris]

it'll hit bean 12 times trust

[indigo mesa]

i pray 😔🙏

[ancient gyro]

well it can't anymore

they call me the fortune teller

[indigo mesa]

ok im gonna do it im gonna start beaning without selling any jokers

[vivid stump]

gl

do i have any hope of winning

[sweet tartan]

Accidentally used unlock all and had to restart my profile 🙏🏿

[vivid stump]

bruh

[slow iris]

how though

[sweet tartan]

I know this sounds stupid but

I clicked on it once

And I thought I had already activated it so I clicked it again to try to turn it off

I'm dumb asf 😭

It's cool. We ball

[woven hare]

is ankh worth it

im playing no reward money or interest

and i have a beautiful 7$ on my account

[vivid stump]

i dont think u shud ankh

[ancient gyro]

context hat

[woven hare]

thats the shitpost choice

[woven hare]

ante 11

[vivid stump]

do what u want bro

[viral raft]

What a great run omg

[vivid stump]

do i sell square for order

[viral raft]

go arcana pack, jugdement then credit card

[indigo mesa]

at what point do i throw in the towel

[vivid stump]

nah be fr

[vivid stump]

have u beaned a single time

it seems to be u beaned 3 times

cus u were at 21 before

wtv ima sell squar for order

[sweet tartan]

How do you have so many joker slots

[indigo mesa]

ectoplasm

[sweet tartan]

Ty

[viral raft]

maybe antimmater, ectoplasm and with alot of luck natural negative jokers

[sweet tartan]

Ty

I got tons of shit to learn about this game

[indigo mesa]

crimson bean means i get to do like as many ectos as i want

[viral raft]

that's okay, just try to learn slow and you will understand easily alot of stuff from the game

[vivid stump]

or js ask questions here

[viral raft]

sometimes personal experiences works better

[sweet tartan]

Ok ty both 👍🏿

[vivid stump]

for me asking for help is better

[viral raft]

sure np dude just see how to learn the game and you'll be okay

[storm meteor]

They're both wrong
Give up

[viral raft]

in some situations is true

but imo when you're new you can't just know how to 100% pivot to pair and that managment stuff

you need atleast some personal experience you know?

[vivid stump]

ig

[viral raft]

anyways

which deck do i go?

i'm doing my 4th c+

[vivid stump]

black

[viral raft]

and i completed the least good deck

[frank grove]

goat or goat

[viral raft]

my first deck to complete

[vivid stump]

riff

[viral raft]

cert imo

[terse dock]

raff

[frank grove]

i took raff

[ancient gyro]

depends on boss blind

[viral raft]

true

in black deck the worst is early game, riff can help alot with that soo maybe riff raff is better overall?

[frank grove]

it was manicle

[waxen quartz]

it's gold stake black, you need something. at least raff is economy

[vivid stump]

early game is buns on black deck

[ancient gyro]

ok u made the better choice

[frank grove]

yeah

[viral raft]

yeah is literally the thingy that makes black deck the "worst deck"

because you'll mostly die in early game

[frank grove]

is ts a flush run hmm

[viral raft]

i used to have builds like this like when i was new at the game hahaha

[waxen quartz]

pair slop would be safer. at least you landed rebate, game won

[viral raft]

and for some reason keep thoses jokers until ante 8 with chad

[storm meteor]

I got a question
Do ecto and wheel target the same joker?

[viral raft]

true, that rebate is just peak here

[viral raft]

that's a good question...uhhhh...idk i think so the game follows really consistent rules so maybe

like the shop or the order of the RNG stuff

[waxen quartz]

there'd be another roll taken from the general random # queue if it doesn't have its own

[vivid stump]

on one hand ill survive the next round

[waxen quartz]

for wheel, so not guaranteed?

[frank grove]

well im basically fixed (biggg sigil hit)

[vivid stump]

but on the other hand idk if i can survive boss blind

[viral raft]

are u playing balatro in a chrome?

[vivid stump]

dont question it

[woven hare]

ok google fastest way to unlock all jokers

[viral raft]

guys, choose a deck to me to start c+'d it

[woven hare]

red

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[viral raft]

endless mode

[vivid stump]

can some1 js tell me nova or rocket

[viral raft]

already completed

another

[serene forge]

unlock all button

[storm meteor]

Switch to brave
Google bad

[ancient gyro]

black

[viral raft]

depends but maybe nova

[vivid stump]

kk

[viral raft]

already completed

another

[woven hare]

bul

ble

[ancient gyro]

plasma

[serene forge]

i would suggest posting this without leaking your email

[viral raft]

i mostly complete the least good ones so yea, plasma also completed

choose a "average" one

[woven hare]

blue wher

[viral raft]

ok i'll go blu

[vivid stump]

yea mb

[woven hare]

pene

[ancient gyro]

paint

[viral raft]

pene

[serene forge]

penne

[viral raft]

oopsie dupsie 😭

[vivid stump]

i accidentally screenshotted all instead of screenshotting small portion of screen

[serene forge]

i would fuck up a good dish of noodles rn ngl

[woven hare]

i already did it by myself so now how do i cheat

[serene forge]

i probably got food poisoning today from my uni dining hall

[vivid stump]

surely nobody will check the email

[viral raft]

ok i'll do it after Blue

[woven hare]

colon steamhappy colon

[storm meteor]

Why wouldnt u?
Its the politically correct term for blood diamonds
Kudos for being against exploitation and modern day slavery

[serene forge]

[woven hare]

nerd

[serene forge]

quesiton mark reaction

[stable mulch]

dont worry bud youre safe

[mighty gust]

I owe canio an apology

[storm meteor]

Am the child ur mom wished she had
Cope

[mighty gust]

7X mult hits different

[woven hare]

set reveal

[vivid stump]

never doing anything other than pairs again

straights suck

[storm meteor]

Heterophobic much? 🤨

[vivid stump]

i thought it was homophobic

oh no im stupid

[eternal flame]

I'm going triple plat

gold, ghost, and zodiac are my fav decks

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstoen

[viral raft]

the goats of gold stake with abandoned

[rancid glade]

what the fuck

I just sold a joker for judgement

and got the same joker

[serene forge]

i want a watermelon

[viral raft]

we all hate bloodstone

[viral raft]

happens

[viral raft]

take

[rancid glade]

thats a 1/150

or a bit less since no legendaries and stuff

[worldly geyser]

hi guys

[rancid glade]

interesting

hi

[viral raft]

way less because of rareties i guess

[viral raft]

Hi Jaderat

[rancid glade]

I used to think judgement disregarded rarities and chose at random but thats not true is it

rare is still 5% chance

[vivid stump]

is it?

[frank grove]

yeah judgement has the same chance of generating the rartitys that the shop does

70/25/5

[vivid stump]

buns

[red briar]

high card gaming

[rancid glade]

been a while since one of these

[vivid stump]

hmm

[viral raft]

discard it

to unlock brainstorm

[vivid stump]

its always a pleasant surprise when i get it

[rancid glade]

I discarded one 2 hours ago to unlock brainstorm actually

[vivid stump]

lmao

[rancid glade]

since I made a new prof yesterday and ill start trying for c++

[viral raft]

that's cool, good luck with that!

[rancid glade]

my old profile is just photochad and seeded runs so im locked in now

[viral raft]

it happens 😭

my 1th file is just pure high card and random stuff

[rancid glade]

yeah I realized I didnt have as much skill as I should have after 200 hours of playtime when I looked at my stats and jupiter was the most used planet card

this profile im trying to get mercury as the most used

[rancid glade]

tbf my favorite deck used to be checkered since its just fun to play out and hard to lose

[viral raft]

you will easily get it

[rancid glade]

interesting

[ebon condor]

dont talk to me about checkered deck being hard to lose (guy who lost his best gsg attempt on checkered)

[rancid glade]

I wonder if its doable to get c++ while ceres as the most used planet card

[viral raft]

and my jokers are literally just pair slop

[rancid glade]

card sharp my goat

[frank grove]

i feel like im about to lose my first gsg attempt on magic of all places 😢

[viral raft]

probably not

[ebon condor]

i mean magic attempt 1 is crazy

[ancient gyro]

not really

[ebon condor]

i assume youre going relatively in order at least

[frank grove]

yeah i got riff first black shop it was free

[rancid glade]

nice runner on the leaderboard
localthunk needs to buff straights

[frank grove]

yes

[ancient gyro]

black and plasma are the common offenders

and then nebula/painted

[viral raft]

LT needs to buff high poker hands in general

[rancid glade]

make royal flushes better than flush five!! since flush five is easily doable to make with death but royal flush requires more skill to perform

thats what I always thought at least

its just never worth doing royal flush or even straight flush (seance is a good card though)

[ancient gyro]

[frank grove]

flush five is easier to deck fix for usually since theres more outs and it makes sense to copy a good card instead of splitting between so many ranks

[ebon condor]

thats a bit of a hot take but i respect it lol

[viral raft]

really strong hot take

i like Straight flush in a way

Seánce it's bottom 10 tbh

[rancid glade]

its good but for me its usually not worth the curating for the build

[ancient gyro]

bottom 3

[ebon condor]

seance is useable in a normal run

[ancient gyro]

how so

[rancid glade]

there are much more jokers and buffs to get with other builds, but it is cool that you get straight buffs and flush buffs at the same time I suppose

[ebon condor]

so its not bottom bottom tier

[viral raft]

probably

[viral raft]

how lol

[ebon condor]

its not completely useless

[ancient gyro]

im accounting for all stickers

[rancid glade]

hey I used seance today
got it to work one time and it gave me an ecto

[frank grove]

at worst it just takes up a slot it doenst hurt you unless you really go for it and just miss to do anything

[ebon condor]

1 suit changer turns into 1 spectral card

thats like ok

[ancient gyro]

and how many times have you done that in gs

[frank grove]

yeah its fine, it hurts you if you go for it when you just cant

[ebon condor]

its not showman being actively detrimental or idol being nearly unworkable

[ancient gyro]

that provided direct benefit for your run

[frank grove]

i had like 2 abandoned runs where i got blue seals from seance

[ebon condor]

i mean a couple times idk

[ancient gyro]

what about other decks

[ebon condor]

like i said if you have room and dont force it its not complete ass

[viral raft]

i guess i'll just discard the entire deck

[frank grove]

i barely play other decks 😭

[ancient gyro]

same applies to the 3 of the other bottom 5

requires deck fixing

[rancid glade]

may I ask what mod lets you see the scoring of each joker there
im unfamiliar with that stuff

[ancient gyro]

requires hyper specific benefits

rng

[ebon condor]

seance?

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[ebon condor]

literally false what

[viral raft]

JokerDisplay

[ebon condor]

its 1 tarot bestie

[rancid glade]

ok thank you

[viral raft]

do you know how to mod?

[ancient gyro]

me when I get to choose my outcomes

[rancid glade]

I used to have cryptid so probably

[ebon condor]

what

[royal ore]

hello

[ancient gyro]

me when I get to choose my outcomes

[viral raft]

yeah that works, search for the mod then just make the same as cryptid

[pale wolf]

hi

[viral raft]

move the file to the mods ands that's it

[ebon condor]

can you explain what you mean by that maybe

and how that connects to your point

[frank grove]

yeah holding a suit tarot isnt the worst thing to do ever

[ebon condor]

its a free spectral for like no commitment

its not always gonna be good but its like fine

[slow iris]

throwback is the worst joker

[viral raft]

bottom 5 imo

[ancient gyro]

baron, idol, throwback, while being shit, still has guaranteed scoring based on their description. seance doesn't guarantee anything you get provided you have the leeway to throw a secondary hand to see what it does. nor are the probabilities significant enough to be considered a useful enough utility joker that does what you want in the moment followed by other sequential events following clean/eternal/perishable/rental seance pickup

[ancient gyro]

bottom 6 since it doesn't have the offense of triggering first

[frank grove]

my first gsg attempt died to wall ante 3 on magic, woof kinda close as well 😢

[ancient gyro]

o

could be possible

[slow iris]

what's gsg

[ancient gyro]

gold stake gauntlet

c+ no losses

[slow iris]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[frank grove]

yeah would've been possible if i didnt play straights early and then found a nova...

[indigo mesa]

please dont win

[ancient gyro]

o

[frank grove]

i moved to pairs with a pair level and square but was RIGHT before that boss 💔

[indigo mesa]

will it naneinf

[eternal flame]

anyways balatro 2026 update is going to be peakical

[whole belfry]

Any tip?

[ebon condor]

it doesn't need to be guaranteed scoring or anything it just has the potential to help, importantly in a way applicable to pairs

[ancient gyro]

i wouldn't naneinf yet in case of sudden force close

[indigo mesa]

oh my god

could that happen

[ebon condor]

diet cola does nothing 9/10 times but theres still often no reason not to just see

doesn't make it complete garbage

[ancient gyro]

in gs standards, you have to have a game plan given intentions of picking up said joker

[ebon condor]

not from a pack

[ancient gyro]

cola is practically win more

seance is try hard to get random effect

[ebon condor]

its one tarot

[slow iris]

delayed to 2029 sorry

[ancient gyro]

and is antithesis of current meta

[indigo mesa]

somehow only my second naneinf LMAO

[ancient gyro]

black deck is just -1 hand

[ebon condor]

literally a single tarot card theres no try hard

[indigo mesa]

i feel like this has to be my 2.9th at least

how many times have i willingly not naneinf’d and then somehow died 💔

[versed sable]

score of all time

i posted the right image first try trust

[minor portal]

something about cheese.

[slow iris]

this is pretty cheesy

[ancient gyro]

frequency over value ev is shit for seance procs even with 5 good general tarots isn't worth low rolling for

[indigo mesa]

how does this even happen? floating point errors or sm?

[versed sable]

good question

has anyone ever seen this?? lmao

[indigo mesa]

wait how do you have three million dollars 💀 surely surely surely its seeded

[versed sable]

it's not.

[ancient gyro]

your run bricks if you naneinf too early while refreshing your game after

[versed sable]

welcome to my life

[indigo mesa]

how 💔

[ebon condor]

5 good general tarots?

[frank grove]

spectral cards

[ancient gyro]

spectrals

[ebon condor]

also the downside of lowrolling is you sell the spectral for $2

[ancient gyro]

after buying a 6 dollar seance

[ebon condor]

you lose $1 total from that plus the hand which you could assumedly spare already

[ancient gyro]

assuming no rental no eternal no perishable

[ebon condor]

you dont buy seance its a pack joker

[ancient gyro]

what

[ebon condor]

why would you purchase seance from the shop

[ancient gyro]

[rocky helm]

@indigo mesa im back, howDidItGo

[ebon condor]

i know that sounds kinda dumb but like

[indigo mesa]

its doing ok

[ancient gyro]

it is

[versed sable]

game tries to compare score and is like "wtf is a naneinf" and bricks

[ancient gyro]

wtf

[indigo mesa]

im researching naneinf crashes

[ancient gyro]

you made me care so much less about this seance conversation

[indigo mesa]

well i do actually know that but like

[ebon condor]

if you get a pack and youre forced to pick bxt seance and a pointless scoring joker

[rocky helm]

we still haven't sold the bean

[ebon condor]

seance is better

[indigo mesa]

can i avoid that and still score naneinf

[indigo mesa]

yep

[ebon condor]

because its value you could potentially get

which is better than nothing

[versed sable]

if you either save edit or never quit out

[indigo mesa]

like do i just have to get to ante 39 purposefully not naneinf’ing

[rocky helm]

its ok ts is sort of bati atp

[indigo mesa]

well that fucking sucks cus im inevitably going to exit out even if by accident and cant save edit on mobile

[ebon condor]

seance is a bad joker for sure but it is not useless

[versed sable]

either get to 39 without ever naneinf'ing at all, or right now do every ante for the rest of the run and never quit

[frank grove]

i think seance is whatever, i just think if you go for it you can just die from low rolling and just making a mistake, but bbc value, holding a suit changer into a blind and it being copyable are plusses idk if its above bottom 10 but i dont think its as bad as something like baron or idol

[versed sable]

just full skip I guess

[ebon condor]

exactly

[slow iris]

it's actually spelled "Séance" ☝️

[indigo mesa]

thats lame but i guess i should

[versed sable]

get a Bean replacement and full skip

if you wanna 39

[ancient gyro]

not all jokers come from packs

[ebon condor]

correct but many do

[ancient gyro]

that's not how you evaluate joker viability

wtf

[ebon condor]

what do you mean

its a situation where id take the joker

[frank grove]

where do you put seance? bottom 5? i think its easily bottom 10

[ancient gyro]

bottom 2