🕹・game-discussion

[pallid galleon]

i think thats the king from the little mermaid

[mental bloom]

Wha-

[manic kettle]

rip juicy hologram

[mental bloom]

dies

[humble gulch]

Triton it's not a planet tho

[pallid galleon]

its a moon

pluto isnt a planet

[ebon condor]

we just doin moons now

[humble gulch]

I mean

[exotic silo]

if it was a separate hand, probably some other fictional planet because of how rare it is

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[pallid galleon]

it could just be a celestial body

[mental bloom]

Peak

[eager prawn]

Bro's deck gotta be heavy

[humble gulch]

Eris it's also a moon, I forgot

[mental bloom]

"asteroid belt" 😭

[humble gulch]

(Don't remember)

[proud flame]

Eris and ceres arent planets either

[mental bloom]

Idiot

[humble gulch]

It's a dwarf planet

[manic kettle]

damnit i forgot to screenshot the deck </3

[pallid galleon]

neptune and triton are fine because they are figures of royalty

[mental bloom]

Well triton it is

[humble gulch]

I need Deimos and Phobos

[mental bloom]

We need

[eager prawn]

[pallid galleon]

what hand they be

[viral raft]

[exotic silo]

how many Hanging Chads would be required to naneinf with just a polychrome stone card

[viral raft]

idk and i don't want to try to calc that 😭

[humble gulch]

Probably not a hand, maybe jokers related to 4oak

[ebon condor]

like 300 or so prob

[mental bloom]

Fun challenge

[tawdry epoch]

Atleast 5

[warped moth]

Fun fact, Ceres was named by Gauss! The math guy :D

[exotic silo]

it would fit if Uranus gets changed to Straight Flush, Neptune to Royal Flush and then Deimos and Phobos together form Two Pair as Mars' two moons

[humble gulch]

Like 700

[mental bloom]

I'm bad at math

[pallid galleon]

the rare flush four that you can only get with four fingers and 4 of the same card

[mental bloom]

🙏🏼🙏🏼

[pallid galleon]

science says that a flush four should exist if you have four fingers

[mental bloom]

I have 4 fingers

[tawdry epoch]

rare flush one that you can only get if you have one finger and high card

[eager prawn]

Jackpot

[ebon condor]

rare flush that you can get past ante 3

[mental bloom]

Here, easy econ

[wicked sequoia]

funny or money

[eager prawn]

Definitely

[tawdry epoch]

Spade joker saving the run 😮‍💨

[pallid galleon]

theres also the rare four flush which is playing a flush of all wild cards

[humble gulch]

Money

[pallid galleon]

since its all four flushes at once

[wicked sequoia]

mmmmm but funny

[frank grove]

🔥

[mental bloom]

In erratic too? 🤤🤤

[frank grove]

3/15 gsg already

[mental bloom]

How many 9s in total

[mental bloom]

The funny

[humble gulch]

Cloud nine tells you

[mental bloom]

No the money

IMMOLATE all the way

[wicked sequoia]

Usually I always immolate

but

shiny

[mental bloom]

WOAH INDEED

[mental bloom]

Gay red card!!

[tawdry epoch]

It will hit aces face cards and 5 believe me

[wicked sequoia]

I will now proceed to die cuz no econ

👼

nvm the goat riff raff arrived

run saved

[mental bloom]

Hell yeah

[soft forge]

we all love rift raft

[viral raft]

they almost got me haha

[icy hollow]

shoot the moon goat

[wicked sequoia]

❤️

[exotic silo]

So, an idea:

Deimos and Phobos - Generate a random Tarot Card and a Planet Card if the played hand is Four of a Kind

(Tarot Card will be generated if there is space for only one consumable)

[icy hollow]

10x canio when my score is 10x the blind lmao

[humble gulch]

Raft reference

I got mixed up

[vivid stump]

eternal rental riff raff or bp round 1

[soft forge]

sccop da woop is goated yeah

[soft forge]

bp round 1

[humble gulch]

Riff raff

Forgot the rental

[viral raft]

that's kinda meh but i see the vision, maybe it could be like a fool which summons your last planet/tarot played

[humble gulch]

None

[soft forge]

ooooooo gimmicky cards

[vivid stump]

any tips for painted deck green stake

[humble gulch]

What if, it generates a random consumable (excluding spectrals) when a two pair is played

Well, if the hand played contains a two pair

[compact niche]

can sigil roll ace?

[ebon condor]

what?

[exotic silo]

Sigil can only roll suits, Ouija can roll Aces

[humble gulch]

?

[ancient gyro]

makeshift vagabond

[compact niche]

I meant ouija yeah

[exotic silo]

random planet can ruin its potential ngl

[humble gulch]

Or just make it generate two random consumables if hand played contains a 4oak

[ancient gyro]

two pairs are spammable enough to compare it to vagabond frequency

4oak is the opposite as it usually one shots

[exotic silo]

I mean, then it would be way more consistent if it's specifically a random Tarot and a random Planet

maybe it will be consistently bad, but it's definitely consistent lol

[ancient gyro]

so any value gen favoring a one shot poker hand will be terrible hand value gen over alternative poker hands that don't os

[humble gulch]

I guess

[pale wolf]

if it always does the tarot first then it's basically the same thing as vagabond still

[humble gulch]

So the two pair one it is

[wintry ice]

and you're usually only drawing it once per round too

[ancient gyro]

mhm

[frank grove]

LMAO

[ancient gyro]

the superpos scenario

[frank grove]

chigoatttt

[pale wolf]

holy crap hermit

[humble gulch]

Free win

[tawdry epoch]

Hermit value

Kill autocorrect

[pallid galleon]

should i go back to bean bug shenanigans or play pokermon

[ancient gyro]

gsg

[exotic silo]

black hole is only as useful as your current best planet card

...unless you pivot off of it

[pallid galleon]

what does the second g mean

[ancient gyro]

gauntlet

[pallid galleon]

oh

just like all decks

or what

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[humble gulch]

C+ without dying basically

[pallid galleon]

kk

[pallid galleon]

but just the gold stakes right

[humble gulch]

Yes

[cloud sinew]

someone actually killed AI, let's go

[pallid galleon]

eternity is hard to comprehend 😔

[ancient gyro]

can i get my ram prices back

[vivid stump]

found this on the same page

[cloud sinew]

me when 4 jokers

[vivid stump]

no

[pale wolf]

in my opinion sentient AI is more likely to self-destruct than to self-replicate

[vivid stump]

me when bloodstone

[tawdry epoch]

Can fool dupe black hole

[exotic silo]

me when I fail to draw a flush on checkered deck and die /j

[pallid galleon]

fool cant dupe spectral carss

[cloud sinew]

no

[vivid stump]

no cus its a spectral

[pale wolf]

celestial packs show planet cards, it's in the description of them

therefore black hole is partially a planet card

clearly not enough though

[exotic silo]

seance and sixth sense would be so useless if Fool could do that lol

[cloud sinew]

less things are lying if black hole isnt a planet card

[waxen quartz]

they're cards that look like spectral cards but aren't in the spectral card list or something like that

[pallid galleon]

therefore soul is partially a tarot card?

[pale wolf]

partially

[exotic silo]

horrible but funny idea: Using Black Hole resets Constellation to x1 specifically

[vivid stump]

i have never gotten a soul from a spectral pack

[cloud sinew]

i have gotten soul and black hole from a spectral pack

the very same spectral pack

[pale wolf]

It's kind of funny that you're least likely to find these spectrals in their respective packs

[vivid stump]

i have only gotten soul like 8 times

[pale wolf]

I think I've seen soul and black hole in the same arcana pack

[cloud sinew]

no proof

i win

[pale wolf]

I mean if I did see it I definitely took a screenshot of it, I guess I probably would have referenced it a lot more if it happened

[terse dock]

me when im an Ai and achieve sentience but kill myself because im bored

[humble gulch]

I have 11 souls just in Zodiac++

[exotic silo]

can you get only spectrals in an arcana pack with Omen Globe

[waxen quartz]

need proof of black hole in a arcana pack

[humble gulch]

And I skipped like three souls

[pale wolf]

besides soul yes

[tawdry epoch]

Its like as likely as soul from spectral

[pale wolf]

soul can always appear in arcana pack and omenglobe does not affect the chance (technically very slightly lowers the chance)

[ebon condor]

yall cannot read

[vivid stump]

the omelette

[mental bloom]

Woahhh

[cloud sinew]

it was edited from spectral -> arcana after i replied

but before RNG replied

[vivid stump]

gotta make ts a challenge deck

[ancient gyro]

why is gs so hard

[exotic silo]

I swear they said Spectral instead of Arcana lmfao

[ebon condor]

too blue

[pale wolf]

I remember when ASMR actually referred to the feeling of frission instead of just auditory homeopathy slop

[waxen quartz]

ya my understanding was 1/300 that black hole replaces a card in a planet or spectral pack, soul replaces 1/300 for tarot or spectral

[pallid galleon]

how many times have you gsg'd

[cloud sinew]

3/1000

[exotic silo]

Also, run discussion channel has had some banger screenshots recently lmfao

[ancient gyro]

i don't wanna talk about it

[pallid galleon]

so none fr

[cloud sinew]

1

[pale wolf]

I did it twice but I forgot to record it

[tawdry epoch]

Judgement and skip

[mental bloom]

Yeah thanks Reddit

[ancient gyro]

once

[ebon condor]

nobody has gsgd ever its just not possible

[pallid galleon]

yall noobs

shouldnt even be giving white stake players advice

[pale wolf]

if I was actually good at this game I would troll so much with terrible takes

Good thing I'm terrible at the game but I have amazing takes instead 🦓

[terse vale]

gsgd?

[pallid galleon]

always take ouija

[cloud sinew]

is that not what you do 😭

[pallid galleon]

100% win rate on gold stake

[ebon condor]

stuff like "rebate is a good joker" and "trib is the worst legendary"

[vivid stump]

me when terrible at the game and give terrible advice

[cloud sinew]

'gold stake gauntlet"ed
15 winstreak, 1 win on all decks, at gold stake

[mental bloom]

Hey wasn't this the run I did a few days ago

[exotic silo]

yeah thanks reddit

[mental bloom]

With the double cav break

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[terse vale]

oh I haven’t done any it seems too much right neow

[humble gulch]

It wasn't seeded

[waxen quartz]

is it even possible to give bad advice on white stake? it's so easy/so rare to hit a boss that kills your run

[humble gulch]

It wasn't seeded...

[terse vale]

also I have no motivation

[pale wolf]

🤏

[exotic silo]

I know.

[mental bloom]

Oh really??

Woah...

[humble gulch]

Your run I mean

[vivid stump]

time to make a tier list that will make everyone mad

[nova leaf]

Oh!

[mental bloom]

Um

[pale wolf]

so it's just time to make a tier list

[humble gulch]

🐘

[pale wolf]

tier lists have never been helpful to someone playing the game, they have always been discussion bait

[exotic silo]

make a useless one just describing what the jokers generally do, like +mult and xmult and money generation

[tawdry epoch]

This is readbait

[minor portal]

this is typebait

[cloud sinew]

discussionbait

[exotic silo]

master of baiting

[frank grove]

gg 😭

[cloud sinew]

"what's your least favourite joker?"

[ebon condor]

playing balatro but i always have to take yhe highest tier joker i see and see how well it goes

[minor portal]

in the future, all humor will be randomly generated.

[humble gulch]

Trib

[terse vale]

prolly jolly joker

[mental bloom]

Idol

[exotic silo]

Credit Card. It's too realistic!

[pale wolf]

I don't even know what the state of humor is anymore

[ebon condor]

so sad rebate is a higher tier than bus so i have to replace it a7

[minor portal]

that joker that I hate

[tawdry epoch]

Good idea

[mental bloom]

Dashie reference

[exotic silo]

I show you mercy by making you follow a tierlist with only one tier: Jokers

[minor portal]

true...

[pale wolf]

which of the seven suits is your favorite

[cloud sinew]

you should have to pay interest on your debt if it was realistic

otherwise it's just an overdraft

[mental bloom]

Seven??

[cloud sinew]

which you can get with debit cards

[mental bloom]

Diamonds

[tawdry epoch]

The ones without ties

[pale wolf]

yeah there's hearts spades clubs diamonds stones wilds and debuffed wilds

[minor portal]

the seven joker souls

[mental bloom]

Ah right

Well I like diamonds and stones

[pale wolf]

iced out

[humble gulch]

Stones

[compact niche]

whats better - a polychrome glass ace or a glass ace with a red seal?

[pale wolf]

without further context I like the Red seal

[waxen quartz]

seal

[cloud sinew]

are are

[mental bloom]

Same

[compact niche]

my deck is 3x/4x/5x ace hands

[mental bloom]

Just not when it spawns out of Certificate

[humble gulch]

I love blue

[pale wolf]

That's not relevant 🦓

[humble gulch]

I'm addicted to that blue drug called blue seals

[humble gulch]

Shut up

[waxen quartz]

had a certificate the other day that just wouldn't give a red seal. like 3 gold, then 3 purp, then mixed but no red

[humble gulch]

🐊

[mental bloom]

Blue seals + mime: 🤤🤤

[thick ivy]

Should I sell a photo or dna?

[mental bloom]

Solid

[hoary moon]

glock glock glock

[mental bloom]

Unless you really needed it

[hoary moon]

photo right?

[waxen quartz]

non-inf not perkeo plasma hijinks. needed

[thick ivy]

I think I still need to dupe some cards but wouldn't selling a copy be too much?

[pale wolf]

Not going to lie when I have blue seal mime I usually end up getting rid of the mime unless I'm steeling myself

[thick ivy]

Yeah

[hoary moon]

in case u want to develop and get to endless

[thick ivy]

Idk I feel it's the right move but it's also wrong

Idkmkk

[hoary moon]

if ur barely pulling through ditch dna

[livid scroll]

what if they added a new seal called brown seal, which generates 37 negative cavendishes if played hand has been played as many times as days before christmas

[thick ivy]

I see I see yeah I should probably do that and use blueprint to both dupe and clone a photo

You are right

Thank you!

[waxen quartz]

actually chad. 5x2 > 3x3

[pale wolf]

why did staff kill sheet suggestions again

[astral pendant]

We already know what the rebate was on

[frank grove]

Kinda stuff the crytpid mod adds:

[mental bloom]

KINGS?? 😭😭

[astral pendant]

It would be funny if it wasn't me

[mental bloom]

😭😭💔

[pale wolf]

sometimes rebate misses and that's okay because when it hits you get $30

[mental bloom]

And it's rental 💔

[compact niche]

any predictions for how much this is gonna score

[livid scroll]

nothing as fun as clearly ridicolous unbalanced joker ideas

or at least, to me it's funny

[compact niche]

actually nvm Im saving the glass ones from the first hand

[vivid stump]

took me like 5 minutes

i basically js shoved everything in b tier and called it a day

[humble gulch]

This is the most reasonable one so far

Why is Chaos in D

[vivid stump]

chaos idk

[naive frigate]

Thoughts?

[mental bloom]

Chaos is insane econ

[vivid stump]

ig bro

i dont use him

[vivid stump]

pretty good

[pale wolf]

oh no i just had a brain blast: smash bros balatro mod

[vivid stump]

play this correctly and youll prolly win

[humble gulch]

Also, Trib and Perkeo should be in A

[vivid stump]

i have never won a single run with perkeo

[naive frigate]

Riff raff genuinely the goat with campfire

[vivid stump]

i js thought i wasnt good at using him

where should chaos be

[compact niche]

would left-right order of when I play these aces matter?

[astral pendant]

Riff raff SSS+ tier

Ball knowers will understand

[viral raft]

is a OK tierlist imo, tier A and B are kinda weird but overall it's better than most of shit i've seen around

[mental bloom]

B

[humble gulch]

B

[compact niche]

riff raff after 1st blind makes my pp happy

[vivid stump]

prolly play the polychromes last but idk

[viral raft]

play the lucky card ace first so incase of +20 mult

[viral raft]

me too :D

[vivid stump]

ima fix tier a and b rlly quick

[mental bloom]

Always glass cards after Lucky cards

[viral raft]

yep

[livid scroll]

why the scallywag in c tho

[vivid stump]

i have never used steel joker ever

[mental bloom]

Always glass cards in last place UNLESS you have solid base Mult and some kind of retrigger

[prime valve]

Wait what

[vivid stump]

ill put it in b

[prime valve]

Finally baron got the deserved spot

[mental bloom]

Yeah Baron is useless most of the time

Deserved ngl

[proper bronze]

kill 10 billion people

[viral raft]

Showman deserves F tier

[mental bloom]

True

[proper bronze]

yeah ngl

[prime valve]

Also, why there two 8 balls?

[viral raft]

showman is literally a "worst packs" joker

theres nothing worst than a joker that make your stuff even worst

literally any other option can be better overall

[vivid stump]

i have no idea

[prime valve]

I see some money back

[proper bronze]

uh guys can yall see my messages

[prime valve]

Yeah why

[viral raft]

ok

[proper bronze]

oh i thought im bugging

[livid scroll]

no, we can't hear you or see you

[vivid stump]

idk what to put in a tier

[compact niche]

can crimson heart hit the same joker twice as the random moves around? or is it always a different random one from before

[vivid stump]

like whats the cutoff?

[mental bloom]

yup

always a new one

[livid scroll]

stuntman

[mental bloom]

can't be the same twice in a row unless, well you have only 1 joker

[viral raft]

yep

[proper bronze]

yes

[vivid stump]

whats the cutoff for a tier joker

[livid scroll]

also, the trib should be in c

[cloud sinew]

not consecutively unless you only have one joker

it has to hit a different joker if you have >1 joker

[vivid stump]

why

[pale wolf]

what if i has 3 jokers

[humble gulch]

Trib is not that bad

[pale wolf]

whats the chance per joker it will.switch to!

trick qeustion()

[livid scroll]

honestly finding a pair is not as hard as finding a flush

[prime valve]

Some chance for sure

[compact niche]

about to go for the kill here - should I lucky card the bonus ace?

[livid scroll]

it should be 2.5x tbh

[cloud sinew]

why is dna in D

[humble gulch]

What?, no

[vivid stump]

really???? I never knew

[pale wolf]

its an alphabetical order tier list

[frank grove]

😭

[cloud sinew]

agabond

abelisk

[pale wolf]

is vagabond S tier

[cloud sinew]

daron

[pale wolf]

i feel like its better than certificate

[livid scroll]

alright, 3x

[vivid stump]

obbylicks

[cloud sinew]

i think its like

[vivid stump]

no 2.5x is good

[viral raft]

shicot, Soker, Bean🔥

[livid scroll]

is that sarcasm never had an eye for that in my whole life

[cloud sinew]

probably deserving of A+ at the very least

[vivid stump]

ye

[livid scroll]

ok

[humble gulch]

Trib is fine being x2

[vivid stump]

pairs are obviously easier to find than flushes

[prime valve]

Obbylicks?

[compact niche]

that's my first gold stake win

[vivid stump]

shud smear joker be in c

[compact niche]

...so now what?

[pale wolf]

are these "pros" even playing on checkered deck? do they want to lose?

🦓

[viral raft]

next deck!

[vivid stump]

nicee

[vivid stump]

c+

[prime valve]

Black deck gold stake

[compact niche]

is black the hardest one?

[cloud sinew]

they should play on erratic so they get pissed off by having to check their deck every single hand

[pale wolf]

btw tier lists should be by deck

[mental bloom]

W combo, Cartomancer from a judgement😋😋

Man I love judgement

[prime valve]

Most fun one

[livid scroll]

and stake

[viral raft]

yes

[pale wolf]

gold.stake is implied

[livid scroll]

ok nvm then

[cloud sinew]

120 different tierlists holy shit

[vivid stump]

howd u get the negative pluto

[compact niche]

this was on steam, on my phone (seperate save) I have black on purple stake rn iirc

[pale wolf]

at least to my instinct

[mental bloom]

deck

[pale wolf]

could we do it

[humble gulch]

I'm traumatized...

[mental bloom]

gives perkeo

[vivid stump]

what mod

[compact niche]

is green considered one of the easier or harder ones to do gold with?

[frank grove]

I knew you would reply to that 😭

[vivid stump]

harder i think

[mental bloom]

multiplayer

[prime valve]

What deck you playing now?

[pale wolf]

it would most certainly be made through adjustments to a "base" tier list

[livid scroll]

i mean, basically either white (naneinf) or gold stake

so just 2 (x15)

[cloud sinew]

it's like bottom 5, but it's eh

[prime valve]

How called

[mental bloom]

Heidelberg, gives Perkeo effect

[pale wolf]

green is tougher to get as a new player I think

[vivid stump]

ill make a white stake tier list

[humble gulch]

❤️‍🩹

[cloud sinew]

econ on green is quite miserable

[compact niche]

are these victory messages based off stuff that you did during the run?

[cloud sinew]

no

[viral raft]

nope

[humble gulch]

I used to love green deck when I started playing, it was my first win

[livid scroll]

yes, if you win he says something positive, if you lose he says something negative

[compact niche]

I had the $2 no discard joker early with banana to abuse for 2 or 3 antes, then i upgraded to the 9 econ card and dumped it on ante 5 iirc

[pale wolf]

i played a lot of green at the start too but j think it messed up my economy fundamentals for a few weeks

[frank grove]

What it’s going to look like: (stolen from Reddit)

[compact niche]

is this worthless on green deck?

[cloud sinew]

yes

it's the same as blank

except blank has a useful tier 2

[compact niche]

laaame

[viral raft]

yep also to the moon voucher

[humble gulch]

What is this...

[compact niche]

what's the point of blank?

[frank grove]

(A flush five white stake tierlist 😭)

[cloud sinew]

lets antimatter voucher spawn, which gives you +1 joker slot

[viral raft]

that you can have antimatter

[compact niche]

whats antimatter

[viral raft]

the 2th version of the blank

is a +1 joker slot voucher

really useful

[compact niche]

oh fuuuck that's nice

[woven hare]

WHY DID MY COLLECTION RESET

[humble gulch]

Even like that it has no sense 💔 💔

[frank grove]

i know 😭

[compact niche]

in late game is foil or holo more valuable?

[naive frigate]

Oh my days

[frank grove]

Cardsharp is a tier for flush five according to this redditor 😭

[humble gulch]

Foil

[cloud sinew]

i dont think idol should be up there even in a flush 5 tierlist unless youre talking about endless included

[livid scroll]

foil, but not quite that better

[humble gulch]

Foil >>> Poly

[livid scroll]

poly is the real one

[woven hare]

is this a known bug ive had my stakea n wins reaet not my collection im tweakong

[pallid galleon]

"only good choices" ahh tarot pack

[iron vigil]

holy goated

[woven hare]

hello

[cloud sinew]

hello

[cloud sinew]

if people arent replying in an active chat it's probably because they dont know

and "i dont know" is not a useful reply

[woven hare]

i was at 150 :(

papu ayuda

[viral raft]

this is how it feels to see a new player tier list

[viral raft]

hoal

[narrow scroll]

i wish i could sell a blueprint

[cloud sinew]

is this meant to be a flush tierlist

[viral raft]

you can used debug mode to unlock stuff

[cloud sinew]

cause if so its a pretty bad flush tierlist

[livid scroll]

sorry for that. Here's an inspirational quote: sometime, see the emptiness of starting over as a chance of creating something new, even better than before.

[vivid stump]

yea

[woven hare]

bro

[vivid stump]

its a white stake tier list

basically

[viral raft]

are u in pc?

you can use debug to unlock your goodies

[woven hare]

mobile

[cloud sinew]

why is bloodstone in S but no agate, arrowhead, rough gem, lusty, etc...

[viral raft]

uhhh that's sad

:c

[vivid stump]

bc bloodstone

[viral raft]

💔

[woven hare]

the ONLY ONE I HAVE IS FUCKING THROWBACK

[viral raft]

heart breaking

[frank grove]

LMAO

[viral raft]

the only joker that you can unlock by playing challenge btw

cool trivia

[narrow scroll]

why is baron there 😭

[livid scroll]

so you update your collection by playing challenges?

[woven hare]

challenges not unlocked btw

[vivid stump]

its a white stake tier list

[lapis blade]

Whoa, 2 nat poly cards?

[cloud sinew]

i think you can unlock mr bones by playing challenges

[vivid stump]

poly riff raff on ante 1 would be a dream

[narrow scroll]

baron is still bad
in no world is baron better than a certificate in white stake i think

[viral raft]

for real?

[cloud sinew]

i would prefer any other edition tbh

[vivid stump]

bro its supposed to be a joke

[cloud sinew]

foil/holo/negative are more helpful than poly on riff raff

[narrow scroll]

i have never heard of jokes

i am super serious

[vivid stump]

a tier list made by a white stake player

[cloud sinew]

i think so

[woven hare]

how do i get my stuff back

[cloud sinew]

i dont believe you can

[naive frigate]

Black deck is the the worst deck to ever exist

[viral raft]

true

[woven hare]

omelette challenge this is all ur fault

[livid scroll]

quite bold to call it a "deck"

[naive frigate]

Black dogshit

[slow iris]

at least throwback is in F

where it belongs

and baron

[narrow scroll]

red lips means mult and blue lips means chips right

[frank grove]

Yes

[woven hare]

throwback s tier we love foil tag

throwback s tier in my tier list because its the only joker i know

apparently

[frank grove]

😭

[naive frigate]

Oh my days

[frank grove]

Double skip on black not a shocker you lose there 😭

[naive frigate]

No but look at the tags vro

[viral raft]

this build is eating all my econ 😭

[naive frigate]

That's a gambler mentality

If you're not willing to risk don't play

[woven hare]

how do i access bato saves

[mental bloom]

Facts

[livid scroll]

"would you accept to win 50$ for a 95% chance to lose your run instantly"

[naive frigate]

Its ante 1 mf ofc i would

Ion got no ego vro

[livid scroll]

aight pal

i kinda see that

[naive frigate]

WE gamblin

[cloud sinew]

everybody has an ego

[naive frigate]

Ain't bg enough to lose ante 1

[humble gulch]

Just so happens that mine's bigger

🐊

[woven hare]

-# also can i save this run

-# as consolatiom

[naive frigate]

That's the end of the line for me dawg

Just keep running

[woven hare]

what is this set

[livid scroll]

normally the game registers your new discoveries by the moment you pick them up, so i don't know

[naive frigate]

My build is called "take whatever life gives you"

Always skip

[livid scroll]

and what if life gives you evil lemons

[naive frigate]

You make evil lemonade and go to jail

[cloud sinew]

almost never skip

[livid scroll]

😬

[naive frigate]

Almost always skip

This game got gambling in tags for a damn reason

And a good one

[woven hare]

i meant as in can i win it

[livid scroll]

ah alr

[fringe nebula]

atleast pareidolia is in C tier

[woven hare]

ths set is ass holo carries

[livid scroll]

also didn't notice it was a challenge

[humble gulch]

Pasta might be as good as bread

[livid scroll]

as an italian, i feel like it's even better

[humble gulch]

I don't think they should overlap

[cloud sinew]

garlic bread

• pasta

[humble gulch]

Real

[livid scroll]

it strongly depends on which type of pasta though

shape actually does make the difference

[cloud sinew]

if its not fusili then it fucking sucks

[livid scroll]

get a load of this individual

[humble gulch]

I love rotini

[cloud sinew]

thats just fusili

[naive frigate]

Should i switch something for riff raff because of campfire value?

[humble gulch]

🐑

[naive frigate]

Wait then i won't have space

[frank grove]

5 dollars in ante 5 round 7 😭

[humble gulch]

It's funny how bread and pasta have asian versions

[naive frigate]

Cuz i already spent some

[cloud sinew]

these are the SAME THING

[frank grove]

You want to stay above interest usually not roll down every shop

[humble gulch]

🐑

[livid scroll]

not quite, but yk what i promised i was done with getting triggered over italian slanders

[naive frigate]

This is some bullshit gambling didn't pay off any tips tho?

Maybe sell abstract and sell those 2 for campfire value

[humble gulch]

Why would you gamble in a game that isn't gambling

[naive frigate]

???

[humble gulch]

Balatro isn't a gambling game...

[naive frigate]

Okay...

[livid scroll]

are you trying to get the speedrunner achievement?

[quaint stag]

best rare tag drop

[tawdry epoch]

[naive frigate]

Im just doing whatever my heart tells me

[livid scroll]

(win within 12 rounds)

[livid scroll]

cool

[quaint stag]

for every blueprint or brainstorm you get the flush 2x joker

[livid scroll]

hate being the party pooper but usually that's how people die

[naive frigate]

Son it's a black deck people die with it in any way possible

[quaint stag]

black deck fucking sucks lol

especially on higher stakes

[livid scroll]

but yk what life is all about having fun at the end of the day, no matter what you do

[pallid galleon]

ehehehehheAHAHAAHAHA

[livid scroll]

achieving virtual goals won't make you happier than achieving nothing by just having fun playing

[quaint stag]

hex ankh 🤑

no jokers just planets

[pallid galleon]

i did ecto ankh

uhh was hex better

yeah its way better

[quaint stag]

imo i think hex would have been way better

[pallid galleon]

im such a chud

[quaint stag]

if you're playing stencil you're picking up planets anyways

[naive frigate]

Not a single good hand only pairs and high cards

Black deck is genuinely not even realk

[livid scroll]

well, at least you had fun gambling didn't you

[naive frigate]

I'd win if it wasn't a black deck btw

[quaint stag]

pairs are generally considered to be the best hand

[livid scroll]

not if you play mesopotamian jimbo

[quaint stag]

play what now

[pale wolf]

ah

j

[livid scroll]

ancient joker

[viral raft]

wow thanks game i would like to buy a cavendish who only works 5 rouns in my current ante 5 run

[narrow scroll]

you coouuuld...

[viral raft]

theres no reason at all i'm just farming rn i don't need to win the next 5 rounds lmaoi

[livid scroll]

that's where you start skipping every blind possible

[viral raft]

i need xmult who can survive until last ante

[narrow scroll]

oh okay that makes sense

[viral raft]

tbh my least fav sticker is perishable

is just a big "fuck off", the other stickers does similar but atleast have some niche uses like the eternals being used in madness, ankh and hex or the fast use rental jokers

like theres actually some strategy around thoses, unlike perishable which is just a nerf.

[slow iris]

i think it'd be cool if perishables were slightly cheaper

[viral raft]

yeah, like they could add the cleareance sale vouche above thoses perishable stickers so theres a "less rounds but less money punishment" mindset instead of "use it until is gone!" idea

[narrow scroll]

what i would get more excited by if i got it round one

[viral raft]

"the letter before A" 🗣️🔥

[narrow scroll]

i needed more tiers 🙏

[livid scroll]

S-

[cloud sinew]

why would you be excited to get mr bones round 1

[viral raft]

i think is a cool tier list but imo Throback should go lower

[woven hare]

seriously can yiu access bato save data on mobile

[humble gulch]

I wouldn't get excited getting a blueprint or brainstorm round 1

[narrow scroll]

i love mr bones

[viral raft]

maybe minmax without worrying about dying?

[woven hare]

also i just beat verdant leaf without selling jokers shoutouts to banner banner gaming

[cloud sinew]

you can read it on android, you cannot modify it without rooting your phone

[naive frigate]

Black deck has a secret -15 joker luck modifier i swear

[narrow scroll]

yeah it's insurance for ante 2 and 3
which is really nice
if i got it in a buffoon pack 9/10 times i would take it

[humble gulch]

Skill issue

[woven hare]

+1 joker slot, can only get shit

[naive frigate]

W eco

Should i buy something

[humble gulch]

Gg

[slow iris]

bus

[viral raft]

ectoplasm

[livid scroll]

would've agreed with you if your main strategy didn't consist in skipping every blind that offers a skip tag

[naive frigate]

Ey bro i'm not skipping anything pas ante 1 unless it's real tempting

Like only rarely

That was a joke runm

I'm on sum serious shit rn

[fiery nymph]

if you were a spectral you would be trance

[humble gulch]

Fuck yes

[livid scroll]

dawg you're round 1 on ante 2

[naive frigate]

Dayuuuum

[serene forge]

dont double skip ante 1

like ever

[naive frigate]

And with $56 in my pocket with +1 hand

[serene forge]

okay double investment is a thing

but cmon its black deck

[willow frost]

300 in the #dagger, w

[naive frigate]

99% of gamblers don't skip before they win big

[naive frigate]

So like

Can y'all give me a tip

[woven hare]

leftist propaganda

[atomic trout]

Is this enough 9's?

[naive frigate]

Do i jsut buy the whole shop

Oooorr

[humble gulch]

Don't skip

[willow frost]

you have $35 and still ask for a tip

[naive frigate]

No on the shop

[willow frost]

unbelievable

[serene forge]

why would you ever buy a photograph with a fucking bus 😭

[naive frigate]

Im still new

[willow frost]

ill be speaking to your manager

[serene forge]

also no

[woven hare]

PLAY THE GAME

[serene forge]

dna sucks

[naive frigate]

Hoping for photochad

[woven hare]

bro

[naive frigate]

Ok chill i'll just buy dna

[humble gulch]

No

[livid scroll]

you know what, we all start somewhere

[humble gulch]

DNA is also trash

[naive frigate]

Then what the fuck do i do

[serene forge]

fucking tankies shoving pairslop in every piece of media 😡

[humble gulch]

Just skip

[naive frigate]

2 of my suggestions were wrong vro

[viral raft]

low bugdet Canio 🔥

[woven hare]

this is why you play the game first and then bitch about it in the discord

[naive frigate]

This looks good

[slow iris]

arcana pack is good here

[naive frigate]

When did i bitch about it

[woven hare]

high budget 💔💔

[woven hare]

-# im joking

[viral raft]

actually true 🥀

[serene forge]

YOU HAVE BUS 😭

[naive frigate]

No one laughed btw

[woven hare]

five hundred justices

[serene forge]

delayed gratification

[naive frigate]

Photochad is better than bus tho

[naive frigate]

W deck but no paraibolia tho

And no blueprint

[serene forge]

whats paraiboila

did you mean parabola

[naive frigate]

I fucking guess bro

[woven hare]

i think he means canio

[naive frigate]

This sounds good

[serene forge]

true

[serene forge]

blackboard

gg

[naive frigate]

I can guess i should skip here

[woven hare]

bato lalala 100% save mediafire sin virus 2015

[viral raft]

@ancient gyro you were right, Glass joker is actually peak

[serene forge]

I love Glass Jonkler

[woven hare]

that build is ass you couldve gotten that with 9 throwback skips easily

[viral raft]

i basically a canio lmao

i never think about that mindset with Glass joker around

omg

another +1.5cmult to canio

[humble gulch]

Where's my fucking xmult

[viral raft]

next reroll with polychrome edition trust me

[atomic trout]

Best Bull and Boots run

Cloud 9 with 52 9's

[naive frigate]

This looks good

No horse reactions i guess i can buy it

[shell dagger]

not necessary tbh

[naive frigate]

Oh come on

[shell dagger]

stop skipping

it makes ride the bus scale slower

[naive frigate]

Why

[shell dagger]

because you play fewer rounds, playing fewer hands, scaling ride the bus less

that’s fewer points

[naive frigate]

That makes cents

[ancient gyro]

im never wrong

[naive frigate]

Sorry ride the buss i guess i have to take the face cards

[shell dagger]

pair of 2s

[viral raft]

Feels the aura sticker*

[naive frigate]

3k vro

Nvm it;s 5

[viral raft]

rn my Glass joker is about to get 4.75x mult @ancient gyro

like damn

i always thought that Glass was overall mid/below average but is actually great as a scaling xmult option

[shell dagger]

i think it’s inconsistent

[ancient gyro]

cool

[viral raft]

needs alot of preparation but with hanged mans can be really strong imo

[slow iris]

pair of twos throwing away the king

[shell dagger]

ofc

[ancient gyro]

it's slightly more inconsistent than canio overall

[humble gulch]

I'm saved

[shell dagger]

it can scale fast

[naive frigate]

What

[humble gulch]

One

[slow iris]

play the pair of twos with the king

[ancient gyro]

i still stand by glassy scaling being faster and more controlled than lucky car

as a standalone

[versed sable]

i agree

[naive frigate]

That'll still lose the buss

[slow iris]

nope

[humble gulch]

No

[slow iris]

it only resets if a face card is scored

[humble gulch]

Hi there

[naive frigate]

Oh

[compact niche]

if first two skips on ante 1 are polychrome joker + rare joker do any of you ever go for it?

[naive frigate]

Well couldn't y'all say it earlier

Now my hand lookin like this 💔

[slow iris]

you win with just a high card anyway

pretty sure

high card 5

[naive frigate]

Can you like calculate

[slow iris]

i am pretty confident that you win here

[naive frigate]

15 x 10 cuz fbonaci

20 x 10

70 x 10 cuz foil

[humble gulch]

I guess bro

[naive frigate]

116 x 10

116 x 23

[shell dagger]

and a queen

[willow frost]

that wins

[slow iris]

true

[naive frigate]

Dam you the goat

People in this community are so kind

[willow frost]

eh

[ancient gyro]

let's not get too hasty

[naive frigate]

SEE I TOLD I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN THAT PHOTO

[ancient gyro]

what

[naive frigate]

Joking

[shell dagger]

show your card levels

[naive frigate]

A lot of stores ago i got a photgraph and as a joke said i should buy it cuz i might get photchad

[humble gulch]

Yeah, no

[naive frigate]

Should i lowk re roll and hope for the best

[humble gulch]

Jackpot

[naive frigate]

Where's hanging chad 😡

[ancient gyro]

that never stopped me

[humble gulch]

I'm killing photo with dagger

[naive frigate]

The fuck is the photo there for

Guys?

[ancient gyro]

shiny stinker

[naive frigate]

What the fuck is this

What

[ancient gyro]

potassium

[naive frigate]

Isn't this jsut free x3 multi

Or am i tripping

[serene forge]

you should not be getting into these situations

you're probably not throwing away your cards effectively when you're scaling bus

[naive frigate]

The buss didn't reset vro

Soooo do i get the banana?

[serene forge]

i know it didn't

but it came close

and it should never be getting that close

[naive frigate]

Thanks to this goated chat it didn't

[serene forge]

moral support

[hearty tundra]

I got c+ wheres my achievement

[naive frigate]

Thoughts?

Like what is the catch

1/1000 is liike 0.1% and its just a free x3 multiplier

[serene forge]

you play without high contrast shuddup

[ancient gyro]

why should i

[slow iris]

self torture method

[slow iris]

you can get rid of fib tbh

but yes cavendish is very good

[hearty tundra]

Normally achievements show up when i close out of the run but they didnt this time any idea why?

[naive frigate]

Delayed gratification serves less purpose than fibo

[slow iris]

i suppose (if you're discarding)

[ancient gyro]

the catch is witnessing a solar eclipse event in baltroll

[viral raft]

Glass joker with poly looks like normal Jimbo wtf

also poly glass is amazing

[compact niche]

is hanging chad good in non-face card decks at all?

[calm furnace]

chad is good in any deck

[naive frigate]

I PLAYED 2 OF CLUBS TO SCALE THE BUSS AND WON THE FUCKING ROUND

[ancient gyro]

anything that requires an on card effect benefits from it

[naive frigate]

Dear lord

[calm furnace]

chad is econ + mult + chips + cleans your room + does your taxes

[naive frigate]

Damn high contrast cards are goated thank you

[dire sage]

lots of jokers look like jimbo

[calm furnace]

its better for blackboard value

[dire sage]

wee joker is literally a small jimbo

[humble gulch]

Fuck yes

[serene forge]

there's more jokers than photograph you know

[viral raft]

a iq so smart

[humble gulch]

Now I need mult

[dire sage]

bootstrap in the judgement in the ap

[viral raft]

rebate on shop, GG

[serene forge]

saturn in celestial pack

[naive frigate]

Chat should i lowk buy it

[viral raft]

should i??

[fiery nymph]

"is blueprint good without baron?"

[viral raft]

sorry baby :c

[calm furnace]

no need venus is right there

[humble gulch]

Rebate hit queens three times in a row...

[calm furnace]

you only need like few venus levels + hologram and you are good to go

[ancient gyro]

:p

[dire sage]

antisynergy with bus stop

[calm furnace]

omg the score difference

[naive frigate]

Say you swear bro

[ancient gyro]

i feel like you play too fast

[dire sage]

and you have no other jokers that help scoring with face cards

[naive frigate]

Ik it's a joke 😭

[humble gulch]

Hmm

[calm furnace]

no

[frank grove]

We’re back to red 😢

[dire sage]

flower pot is bait most of the time

unless u have like splash

[serene forge]

1/10 ragebait

[naive frigate]

Is all satire now ragebait?

[serene forge]

"bro it was satire"

[naive frigate]

My whole fucking build is built around no face cards

[serene forge]

YOU UNIRONICALLY ASKED TO PICK UP PHOTOGRAPH EARLIER 😭 😭

[naive frigate]

IT WAS NO UNIRONICALLY

[humble gulch]

I want this so bad

[naive frigate]

DO YOU THINK I;M A DUMBASS

[ancient gyro]

pot is a better first piece to find than splash if you have fu money

for a speculative build

[dire sage]

rental
destroys other jokers
son 😭

[ancient gyro]

aren't you the guy that got into a4r7

[naive frigate]

Ez

[slow iris]

peter, the horse is here

[dire sage]

now do it on gold stake

[serene forge]

how do I know you're not the guy that asked if they should pick up pareidolia or bus round 1 on abandoned deck

[naive frigate]

Bloody hell 💔

[thick citrus]

Hmmm

[humble gulch]

Doesn't matter, I got walled

[naive frigate]

Don't have fucking dementia idfk

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[ancient gyro]

gguh

[terse vale]

?makes me think you don’t like madness

[humble gulch]

Okay

[serene forge]

did you want me to say yes to that question instead

[serene forge]

here win

[naive frigate]

I guess bro

[humble gulch]

Hehe

Free win

[serene forge]

don't call me bro

[dire sage]

bra

[terse vale]

people genuinely just be idiots

[calm furnace]

you got the econ for it

[naive frigate]

I never wanted to

[serene forge]

I don't need one

[dire sage]

did i just get called an idiot by someone who has megumi slander in his banner?

[ancient gyro]

broette

[humble gulch]

Hi there

[ancient gyro]

whatever happened to the peach crown trend

[terse vale]

funny asl yeah 😭 like obviously megumi isn’t weak but actual corpse was too good

[warped moth]

Yorick no diffs both

[serene forge]

so true

[warped moth]

Very gay lesbian hornet

[naive frigate]

Wait ts fire

[warped moth]

Fun deck 😌

[ancient gyro]

"fun"

[warped moth]

Yes

[naive frigate]

It looks fun AF

[humble gulch]

Checkered is boring

[serene forge]

fun for flush hourse

not that fun otherwise

abandoned better

[naive frigate]

Fun for straightless achievement

[serene forge]

ngl, they should make checkered start with 26 clubs and 26 spades

[naive frigate]

Like there's a joekr if you win without playing straight

[humble gulch]

Real

[warped moth]

Your'e mom is boring nerd haha gotte m

[ancient gyro]

the flush ableist mocking me with my high contrast turned off earlier

[warped moth]

Though I like a deck that makes secret hands easier

[humble gulch]

I am a nerd :3

[slow iris]

just say you hate straight people

[serene forge]

you literally exist for people to sit on you

[naive frigate]

I don't hate myself vro

[ancient gyro]

or switch bloodstuh and agate effects back to its beta release

[serene forge]

true

[humble gulch]

Fuck yes

[warped moth]

Yea it's not great but like, it doesn't suck 🤷 it has a cool quirk

I don't hate playing it like I hate playing erratic and black deck

[ancient gyro]

half of your personality quirk is being ableist to an online community and a specific joker subset

[ancient gyro]

vampuh

[naive frigate]

The johny silverhand king genuinely the best card in the game

[warped moth]

Same 😌

[humble gulch]

Uhm

[ancient gyro]

so much for learning

[warped moth]

What hand are you playing?

[ancient gyro]

i wonder

[humble gulch]

Flush five

[ancient gyro]

apple

[warped moth]

Grimbo signifies small hand but retrigger effects and on score jokers say otherwise 🤷

Actually they don't speak to say otherwise

Sorry for misinformation

[naive frigate]

I UNLOCKED BLOODSTONE

[ancient gyro]

🥀

[humble gulch]

Bad for you

[serene forge]

you're the one who compiled a list of bad players by name, not me

[ancient gyro]

all you need to know

[warped moth]

Oh cool I heard there's a user here with a particular opinion on that joker, I sure do wonder what that might be...

[ancient gyro]

that hasn't been updated in a year

[naive frigate]

I LOST THE RUN!!!

[ancient gyro]

let's look at your media history for a bit

[serene forge]

it's been like 3 months

[warped moth]

Can I be on the top of the leaderboard plss 🥺

[ancient gyro]

source

[humble gulch]

I know it's bad, but lol

[ancient gyro]

im not adding more ppl it's too much work