🕹・game-discussion

[ripe cave]

Trophy guide says 200 hours

[patent sail]

balatro is pretty much the only game i play nowadays

[frank grove]

and throwback just acts like a polychrome most of the time anyway so it would just be that

[flat tiger]

you dont have to skip everything, just skip once and use it as 1.25X

[ripe cave]

Yeah that's the problem with me my special interest is games

[patent sail]

and i believe thats fine?

[frank grove]

i think the hardest one would be seance getting seance to proc is not super easy depending on when you get it

but i guess you just do checkered runs until you get seance and then proc it and win

[ripe cave]

Well yes but it causes me to not stick to one game for very long on average

[flat tiger]

or getting invis/cola use them, then get them again

[ripe cave]

Well after i do everything

[green apex]

would selling for seltzer and blind skip be anything

[frank grove]

cola not so hard, invis tough

bones and luchador are also tough

[ripe cave]

The problem i have is that i wanna play so many games that it actively stresses me out

[patent sail]

just play whatever yoy want and 100% will happen somewjere along the way 🌸🐈🎀💓

[ripe cave]

True but im bad at jumping into games if i havent touched them in a while, balatro is an exception though

[flat tiger]

the idea of C++ grind just rubs me the wrong way

[patent sail]

im literally the opposite of that, im too lazy to play anything new amd just stick to the same 2-3 games ive been playing for months/years

[green apex]

you cant really utilise them in the runs. they can't do much can they, same for invis

[ripe cave]

That's so funny

[green apex]

same for me what the fuck

i only play a small selection of games and literally nothing else

[patent sail]

for me its just balatro and geometry dash 😭😭

[ripe cave]

But it's good for me as well since i want to play so many games i barely have to actually buy new ones

I buy games on sale only

[frank grove]

in a "you have to use them" c++ run getting bones to trigger and having luchador disable a boss and then finding the again is kinda hard

[ripe cave]

I can tell u like 20 games i wanna play rn

[patent sail]

and before balala it was just tge gd

[flat tiger]

get them early use them and hope you get them again before final boss

[green apex]

oh its just balatro, mewgenics and hollow knight. very occasionally silksong but...

[patent sail]

like holy shit me can you find a new game to play maybe

[green apex]

oh well

[frank grove]

cause of just how many uncommons there are

[green apex]

they are both uncommons and invis being rare

[frank grove]

invis is probably easier to find since the rare pool is just so much smaller

[patent sail]

im tempted to try bloons but im BROKE

[flat tiger]

rare skip into throw back shop 1

[green apex]

i swear we can not be the same person 💔

[ripe cave]

Rn im working on resident evil 4

[frank grove]

64 uncommons vs 20 rares you just anaglyph rare tag hunt for the invis

[flat tiger]

the issue come from hunting it 2 times

within 8 ante

[ripe cave]

Well i do literally have 20 games i wanna platinum on my profile

[frank grove]

some of the uncommons you can block from showing up though

well you find it once naturally and then tag hunt later in the run once you have money

[patent sail]

i mean i dont really play hollow knight/silksong like you because

im really fucking slow (and broke) so i know for a fact im not gonna have fun

[flat tiger]

you also need to "waste" a joker slot

[patent sail]

balatro is my speed

[frank grove]

that doesnt matter for a lot of runs esp ones where you can copy a joker

[patent sail]

you should maybe like

grind out ones that youre closest to so they dont bother you anymore

[green apex]

oh well besides those games

[ripe cave]

Those are all ones i havent started

[patent sail]

maybe you shouldnt plan all of that then 😭

[ripe cave]

I haven't really planned them i just know i wanna play em

[patent sail]

tackle it all one at a time 🐎🔥

[green apex]

oh yeah whats up with the horses

[patent sail]

or just

dont

[patent sail]

funny

equine = funny

[ripe cave]

excuse me???????

[patent sail]

uh

[green apex]

holy fuck i searched it up on google and it literally neighed when i pressed the pronounciation button 😭😭😭

[patent sail]

honestly just do whatecer 🐈 🎉

[ripe cave]

thanks boss i will

[patent sail]

what the fuck i didnt know google was evil like that

[patent sail]

i abandoned my stardew valley 100% grind like 80% of the way through to grind balatro

[green apex]

that really caught me by surprise, i flinched so hard from that 😭

[patent sail]

which is fine

[frank grove]

one of the stardew achievements took me like 30 hours of attempts 😭

[patent sail]

you should NOT search "67"

[patent sail]

praire king isnt it......

[green apex]

no way

no way

no fuckign shot

holy.

[frank grove]

yeahhh it was a NIGHTMARE

[patent sail]

im not doing that one 🔥🔥🔥🐎

[fringe nebula]

rare jokers will always be better than commons because they're shiny and more expensive

[patent sail]

(im just gonna cheat it if that will be the only thing standing between me and 100%)

[ripe cave]

i actually got cucked so hard i didnt get a chip joker for 3 antes

[patent sail]

as long as you got them planet levels it can be fine

[ripe cave]

It wasnt

[frank grove]

based

[patent sail]

junimo kart was kind of fun though because its literally GD robot gamemode but scuffed

the stupid map generation RNG fucked me over several times though

[fringe nebula]

nevermind, there's this one bad rare joker called obelisk

[patent sail]

only good rare is baron

the rest suck

source: im a roffle watcher

[pale wolf]

roffles chips

[patent sail]

i dont actually know if roffle glazes baron because i dont watch him (surprise-surprise), but its funny to joke about him because id imagine new players who got the game after watching a 1m+ subs youtuber play would copy the questionable plays he does for content

[pale wolf]

is he 1m subs??

[knotty zodiac]

it might also be the multiplayer content that roffle, rarran, doc, etc. put out

baron is legitimately good when you have multiple lives and need to score as much as possible

[ripe cave]

no way i got an early green joker and a negative supernova

[knotty zodiac]

(or die trying)

[echo owl]

Revised ante 8 gold stake tier list

[patent sail]

i MAY be misremembering things

[fringe nebula]

hallu is kinda low

runner too

[patent sail]

honestly i PERSONALLY like baron even though he is objectively ass

[fringe nebula]

jimbo is not an F tier joker
+4 mult for $2 is pretty good in earlygame

[patent sail]

like as ive said several times, he is fun if you manage to make him work, but its a HUGE fucking if

[echo owl]

I saw someone say baron was a top 10 joker once

[echo owl]

I hate hallu so much bro

[dire sage]

Baron is super situational

[ripe cave]

bunch of nerds here luckily im not a nerd

[knotty zodiac]

fist is at least A tier

[dire sage]

Like you need a whole build revolving around it

[patent sail]

yup

[pale wolf]

roffle lite has 400k subs

[dire sage]

And god forbid you don't find a director's cut, chicot or luchador or reroll tag

[frank grove]

8 ball haters?

[echo owl]

Tbf I feel like there are so many other early game jokers that can do that better but I’d consider living him low D

[fringe nebula]

mad joker should be in c

+10 mult for 2pair is decent

[echo owl]

Hell nah

[echo owl]

Do u think the list is ok overall I only got like 6 gold shakes

[fringe nebula]

vagabond in c goddamn

[fringe nebula]

no

this tier list favors lategame jokers too much

[echo owl]

😢

[echo owl]

Once I get C+

[fringe nebula]

I would move riff raff to B tier for example

[echo owl]

I’ll revise this

[patent sail]

which will not stop me from trying to make him work

[echo owl]

Tbh u right I gotta move that one up

[pale wolf]

LUL

hilarious list

[fringe nebula]

vagabond in C is my biggest problem with this tierlist

icl

[dapper thicket]

hi I found a traslation bug in the italian language

[echo owl]

You sound insufferable

[pale wolf]

how about spare trousers below that

[patent sail]

yup it appears to me i completely made up another thing in my head

[echo owl]

Maybe I just gotta get better at that one ngl

[pale wolf]

then why do so many people surround me to suffer

[patent sail]

i watched like TWO roffle videos 5 balatrillion years ago

[echo owl]

Who knows

[patent sail]

genuinely boring

[fringe nebula]

I fell asleep watching roffle

[echo owl]

At least this list is better than my old list

[dire sage]

Roffle is overhated

[pale wolf]

trib top 10 is a swing

[echo owl]

This was my old list it wasn’t good

[fringe nebula]

I neither hate nor like roffle

[fringe nebula]

's content

[echo owl]

Ok you’re right on that one

[fringe nebula]

ok yeah that's a big improvement

[pale wolf]

i think this might be better

[fringe nebula]

lol

[echo owl]

You mean this list is better or worse

[fringe nebula]

worse

[pale wolf]

The specific Jokers that I looked at on the last list have better placements on this list besides trib

[echo owl]

That list was pretty bad ngl

Baron high B what was I thinking

[fringe nebula]

shortcut in c is pretty low for me

[echo owl]

I put it there cause it only affects like one hand and that’s it

Although yeah it is really good for straights

[lime remnant]

invis a tier im crine bro

why is crafty in f

[echo owl]

I don’t know I made this when I had like one gold stake

[fringe nebula]

it only affects one hand but in a really powerful way

[lime remnant]

no the other one

your newer one

[echo owl]

I don’t fw crafty joker

[green apex]

is having dusk, brainstorm and ancient joker considered good luck or is cruelty just easy

[fringe nebula]

that is luck

[patent sail]

i won cruelty with holograpic madness

[lime remnant]

some econ jokers in c tier is kinda

ehh

[echo sphinx]

we live or die by this hand

[dire sage]

Nah bro sometimes you just need 3 jokers to have a broken build

[echo owl]

I was getting called obscenities for that last tier list

[echo sphinx]

@patent sail watch

[lime remnant]

it hit none

[patent sail]

0 procs

[echo owl]

Once I get C+ I’ll do another tier list

[dire sage]

Inb4 nothing procs and you die to needle

[echo sphinx]

3 procs

[lime remnant]

only 3 proc

thats 0

[echo sphinx]

3 > 0, l take

[patent sail]

2 bloodstones and not even 5 procs

[flat tiger]

HOW THE F do you get 3 proc of blood stone with only 2 of them

[patent sail]

thats wild

truly shows how ass it is

[echo sphinx]

idk.

[echo owl]

I will become the Balatro king

[echo sphinx]

lol

[dire sage]

Please find an OA6 asap

[fringe nebula]

because it's bloodstone obviously

[echo sphinx]

the holographic is doing more than the actual effect lol

[flat tiger]

i get 0 proc with chad heart flush on needle

when I dont need it, I get 6 proc

[dire sage]

Brainstorm in buffoon pack

[patent sail]

only flower pot and showman

[echo owl]

One time I got two campfires and a negative brainstorm on ante 1 then died to the boss blind on ante 1

[patent sail]

HOW

[dire sage]

Showman actually good

[lime remnant]

like how tho

im baffled

[echo owl]

It was black deck bro and I was broke as shit

Also like I was pretty new at the time

[patent sail]

costs GDP of a small european country in rerolls to find something other than another 5 copies of him

[lime remnant]

black stake is ass yeah

[echo owl]

The future Balatro king would not make this mistake now

Actually maybe cause it was black deck

[echo owl]

Also it was that boss blind that does

[dire sage]

Okay actually can we buff showman by not making him show copies of himself

[echo owl]

-1 hand size

[lime remnant]

ok yeah you are dead ngl

camp does NOTHING

[patent sail]

message to all the showman fans out there

[flat tiger]

can we buff showman by making it always spawn as eternal

[echo owl]

I saw it and was crushed

I could’ve had the greatest run of all time

[green apex]

Showman being showman

[lime remnant]

mf be duping anything BUT the bs and bp

[echo owl]

2018 playoff LeBron type run

[dire sage]

Get the polychrome one

[echo owl]

But fucking black deck ruined everything

[patent sail]

mostly just himself

[echo owl]

Fuck showman bro

[lime remnant]

himself and some random ass tarot

im looking at you lover

[echo owl]

I hate showman he always just gives me some bs

[patent sail]

woe, 50 lovers be upon ye

[frank grove]

Showman: I heard you guys liked 3 lovers in your packs

[patent sail]

20 Earths coming your way

[flat tiger]

well i mean some of us are maidenless

[lime remnant]

at least its something and not lover 💀

[echo owl]

I’m going to bed goodnight my fellow balatrodians

[turbid nova]

I love full house I wouldn't complain

[echo sphinx]

oh thanks yay

[patent sail]

Neptunes specifically for you

[green apex]

At least you survived

[flat tiger]

I always over estimate how many hands I can even play and turns out I always die before Obelisk is actually at risk

[heavy heron]

hi ashy

[patent sail]

Full Houses being mid is actually a subtle reference to the Earth being mid and is meant to tell us we should all move to Saturn instead

[patent sail]

hai 🐈🌸🎀💓🎊🎊🎉🎊

[flat tiger]

full house is just hard to draw, and if you draw it relaibly you can do 4oak, its not exactly mid

[lime remnant]

thats like

basically mid tho

wth

[patent sail]

if youre reliably getting FH just pivot to 4oak atp

[lime remnant]

if you can draw 4oak why even do full house

[flat tiger]

it is better then straight and flush and 2 pair

[lime remnant]

LOL

full house better than STRAIGHT?

the GOAT?

[patent sail]

i like full house as a hand and would play it but its like OBJECTIVELY mediocre and underpowered

[patent sail]

better than straight?

[lime remnant]

straight scales the same as 4oak and this individual say it's worse

folk

[turbid nova]

both are goat

[patent sail]

i looked at my stats menu on my phone

[flat tiger]

wait i keep think FH get mroe chips

[patent sail]

holy fuck i shouldnt have

ITS ALL FLUSHSLOP

[heavy heron]

full house gets 25 chips and 2 mult

3oak gets 20 chips and 2 mult

and requires 2 less hand size

[patent sail]

me like 6 months ago was onto NOTHING

[flat tiger]

but it lets me stack my pants without killing the obelisk so its not mid

[turbid nova]

FH is not as hard as people say and I'm tired of pretending it is

[echo sphinx]

i could get it.

[lime remnant]

million must pairslop

[patent sail]

genuinely why does it get so little

[flat tiger]

because if you can draw FH reliably you can easily do 4oak

[heavy heron]

it’s not hard but it’s horrible

[patent sail]

if it had good scaling id play it

[lime remnant]

its not hard but there are just better options

[fringe nebula]

-1 discard

[heavy heron]

you’d always always have a better time doing 3oak

than full house

[turbid nova]

yeah buy why play 3oak when fh is right there

[flat tiger]

you do 3oak, or 4oak, you really dont want to do FH other then pants

[lime remnant]

please give fh +3 mult

[turbid nova]

it's not a poker hand it's a way of life

[echo sphinx]

why play fh when 4oak is right there

[heavy heron]

you’re right, and why go straights when straight flush is right there!

[fringe nebula]

-1 discard

[patent sail]

its not even about the mult, its more chips

[lime remnant]

i mean 25 is ok i guess

[flat tiger]

because straight flush is sinificantly harder?

[pale wolf]

prove

[heavy heron]

i need proof sorry

[lime remnant]

sherlock

[patent sail]

when straight gets what, 30, 35? 25 seems too little

[turbid nova]

it's easier to draw if you deckfix towards two cards like kings and queens

[echo sphinx]

two ranks
bro thats literally 4oak

[turbid nova]

you won't always pull your prefered card in a tarot

[lime remnant]

straight is 30 its a kinda small difference

i guess

[fringe nebula]

also, 3oak requires less investment and deckfixing than full house

so that's a thing

[flat tiger]

if you already fix enough to keep drawing FH you are also keep drawing 4oak

[frank grove]

Yeah but why would I do full house when 3oak is basically the same

[heavy heron]

every time i’ve deck fixed for full house i pivoted to flush house

[echo sphinx]

and why play 4oak when flush five exists

[heavy heron]

and usually because of walkie talkie

[turbid nova]

because playing more cards is more fun

[heavy heron]

3oak lets you dig 5 cards always

[lime remnant]

why flush house give less chip than flush five tho like

[turbid nova]

me too

[heavy heron]

full house you can dig 4

[flat tiger]

its only 5 chips per level between FH and 3oak

[echo sphinx]

fullhouse is like

[frank grove]

Can’t pre scale f5, so the pivot from pairs usually to f5 isn’t as easy as the pivot to pre leveled 4oak is

[echo sphinx]

if the joker lineup is on Playing Cards

[heavy heron]

2 hand size difference

is a big deal

[fringe nebula]

oh right

3oak is compatible with blue seal

while full house isn't

[heavy heron]

AND STEEL

don’t sleep on steel

[turbid nova]

why do you think I got so many earths

[flat tiger]

that is on top of the 2 hand size different, you 3oak, or 4oak, you never want to FH minus Pants, but then just do 2 pair

[echo sphinx]

what do i replace.

[heavy heron]

first hand that gets 2 mult per level with still plenty of hand size

[turbid nova]

you think I don't get blue seals

[patent sail]

i mean yeah, its not very comfortable to do that

[flat tiger]

faceless

[echo sphinx]

bloodstone is awful however it has holo

and faceless is kinda needed for more planets.

[fringe nebula]

you will get wayyy more value from blue seal if you're doing 3oak

[lime remnant]

we killing money source now

[heavy heron]

…then what do i sleep on

[lime remnant]

hows my jonklers now

[lime remnant]

bed

[frank grove]

And gold cards, and it’s easier to use good jokers like blackboard with 3oak than full houses

[flat tiger]

killing is bad but its the right thing to do

[patent sail]

cloud 9 maybe

seems softer

[heavy heron]

well that’s not in balatro is it

[heavy heron]

ahhhh

good idea

[lime remnant]

well but there is

[heavy heron]

maybe i’ll wake up feeling richer

[patent sail]

dont forget to 9 it up

[turbid nova]

who invited blue joker

[frank grove]

It’s kinda tough to use blackboard and draw a full house and a blue seal and any other value in your deck, with 3oak is a little easier a lot more room

[turbid nova]

do you play on plasma a lot

[patent sail]

i like blue jonkler

domt be mean

[fringe nebula]

nurturyy, interested in a challenge?

[patent sail]

great early chips source

[lime remnant]

the attempt to complete plasma has tarnished my lineup

but like

[heavy heron]

depends

[lime remnant]

blue is great

[turbid nova]

I mean it's fine

[lime remnant]

easy pairslop

[turbid nova]

but top 2?

[fringe nebula]

A7YGXJZ1, magic deck gold stake

I've managed to get x39 canio unseeded, but can you do bigger?

[heavy heron]

nope

[patent sail]

my top 1 is square 🐎🔥

[heavy heron]

i hate canio sorry

[lime remnant]

i just so happen to find it a lot somehow

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[fringe nebula]

lol

[flat tiger]

blue seal is one of the reasons why pairs are so good you can dig your seals easily to snowball even more

[fringe nebula]

why tho

[patent sail]

HELL YEA

[heavy heron]

not a retrigger x mult

[lime remnant]

i need to get square up my top 10

[lime remnant]

individual

[heavy heron]

if we talking trib then maybe 🤤

[patent sail]

canio is objectively good but fuck you canio

i dont like this guy

[heavy heron]

oh yea canio is great i just hate him

i’m not here to win wtf

[flat tiger]

holy, my banana is finally out of top 4

[lime remnant]

you pick canio you wont see a single hang man

i swear

[patent sail]

he looks like he kicks random children on the street

[heavy heron]

ikr only i can do that

wait what

[fringe nebula]

eh

[turbid nova]

blueprint is not even on my top 10 bc I don't find it very often

[fringe nebula]

even canio at x3 is great honestly

[lime remnant]

like igb

[turbid nova]

brainstorm is tho

[flat tiger]

I literally played 30+ glass card with glass joker, zero broke

[pure schooner]

Do i pickup bp and if so what do i dropp

[heavy heron]

what’s that

[patent sail]

mine are always at X1

[lime remnant]

its great but the problem is i cant find a hang man

like

literally

[fringe nebula]

on 15-20 shops throughout 6 antes?

[turbid nova]

do you guys prefer canio or yorick

[fringe nebula]

or did you get canio late

[patent sail]

yorick

any day

[fringe nebula]

yorick

always

[flat tiger]

imagine someone with a legendary in top 10

[lime remnant]

at ante 4 and then i proceed to NOT find hang man

[pure schooner]

Yorick

[lime remnant]

for some god forsaken reason

[pure schooner]

Yoricks the most direct and easy to use legendary

[echo sphinx]

i mean i had an early vaga canio run with only 6x once

[turbid nova]

I think on white stake Yorick is better by a long shot, on blue stake and above it's still better but there might be a debate there, Canio is still kinda luck reliant

[lime remnant]

rerolling profile tm

[echo sphinx]

its not impossible

[fringe nebula]

pairslop :

even on blue stake

yorick is basically x1 per ante

[lime remnant]

this folk doesnt play pairslop

for cheap

for free

[patent sail]

naneinfers with perkeo

[turbid nova]

I know but it still takes a while to activate

[pale wolf]

I'll take canio a7 over yorick

[turbid nova]

and I do play pairslop sometimes

[pure schooner]

Canio needs extremely specific synergies to be reliable paradolia or perkeo with hungmen and deaths or cryptids for u to grt consisteny scaling

[turbid nova]

I don't particularly enjoy it

but if the game gives me like green, rtb and stuntman I'm like ughh i guess

[lime remnant]

its not that long honestly

[fringe nebula]

excuse me?

[turbid nova]

Canio just needs trading card and you're golden

[lime remnant]

its sucks to play pairslop but like i dont wanna lose to some bullshit so i HAVE to play it

[pure schooner]

And a source of face cards

[patent sail]

canio is bad not because i dont like the color grey, but what i do not like is people named "canio"

[pure schooner]

I never found a reliable source of face cards

[fringe nebula]

12 face cards out of 52 is plenty enough

tho

[pale wolf]

? you start with 12

[turbid nova]

I get pairslop fans if you wanna like get winstreak

[turbid nova]

and you can strength the 10s

[lime remnant]

you start with 12 and you get more with tarot and standard packs

[pure schooner]

Im js desperately trying a naneinf i dont get what pairslop is

[fringe nebula]

runs past ante 8 don't exist

[pure schooner]

I js hate canio ive only used it once and that was on ALEEB

[turbid nova]

I used to think Perkeo was a massive fraud

[pure schooner]

And i took it once to get my white stake stickef

[pale wolf]

you've barely played

[turbid nova]

lowkey I still kinda do

[pure schooner]

Honestly yea highest ive got in the past 3 monthes is e99

[pale wolf]

skill in this game isn't measured in high score

[turbid nova]

in my defense the first two times I got it I was broke and desperate for score

so I really could have used something else

[lime remnant]

kinda fraud until you get hermi

[pure schooner]

Nah ik but im only pushing for highscore rn

[echo sphinx]

i feel like i plyed less than that wtf

[pure schooner]

Ill try completionist++ after naneinf

[turbid nova]

it was the last legendary I unlocked

[lime remnant]

the only time i get perkeo is in gold stake 🤫

never in white stake

same with barom 😂

chud baron

[turbid nova]

in white stake you just want yorick

and you instawin

[lime remnant]

wth

in white stake you insta win

you dont need some legendary

[turbid nova]

I mean sure

but if you got a soul what would you prefer

[lime remnant]

i prefer perkeo/trib so i can try to get a shot in endless

[echo sphinx]

in white stake buying saturns is a win

[lime remnant]

literally

i guess we do fives

[fringe nebula]

white stake is harder because I can't get +4 bus and +16 square each round 🗣️

score requirement too low

[echo sphinx]

lol

[lime remnant]

i guess bro

like 0 heart

[turbid nova]

The House (Rare) X4 mult if hand played contains a full house

My new favorite joker

[echo sphinx]

white stake is harder because i cant skip smallblinds for free throwback value

[turbid nova]

So sad

[heavy heron]

i don’t know why that’s not a thing honestly

i guess trio exists..

[fringe nebula]

imagine 2pair exclusive xmult joker tho

[pale wolf]

Duo and trio apply to full houses
but like they also apply to four of a kind and family exists

[turbid nova]

Would lowkey go crazy

[heavy heron]

the… duo duo..?

[turbid nova]

The double date

[fringe nebula]

something other than family, order, and trib

tribe

[turbid nova]

But if it’s x2 that’s just a worse duo and if it’s x3 it’s unfair bc 3oak is harder than two pair by quite a bit

[heavy heron]

2.5x

if hand contains a two pair, so it’d work with full house too

[turbid nova]

There are no fh specific jokers damn

Even straight flush has seance

[lime remnant]

full house is the forgotten child

[turbid nova]

Still my fav hand

[lime remnant]

i lost big time and i have to go back to pairslop smh

[knotty zodiac]

jimbo feeding my greed

who needs scoring when you can have $20 interest

[patent sail]

ikr

[merry garnet]

balatro asmr ❤️

[patent sail]

i had an idea of like Builderman joker (because haha get it full HOUSE as he builds them)

maybe like chips AND mult scaler which is potentially dumb, but let me have my silly ideas

[heavy heron]

every full house you build…. he gets 2 mult

wait a minute spare trousers

[patent sail]

maybe it can collapse if something other than fh is played so you dont pairslop it up

[merry garnet]

Whenever you play a Full House, create a Stone card in your deck?

[heavy heron]

BRO

if you play ANYTGING but FH it collapses?

LOOLLL

[merry garnet]

lowk useless though

[turbid nova]

geniunely garbage bro why would you want stones in a fh build

[patent sail]

anything to make fh work idk

[merry garnet]

no idea lmao

[patent sail]

i mwan i suggested both chips and mult scaling

[turbid nova]

10 chips and 4 mult per fh

[patent sail]

as like for now theres only 2 jokers that have +chips and +mult

[gaunt burrow]

i love base ball

[patent sail]

stop being so negative dude

[turbid nova]

Baseball huh

You only have 3 uncommons tho?

[merry garnet]

i farted

[patent sail]

maybe not just entire reset, just loses some gained scaling

[merry garnet]

no base mult?

[gaunt burrow]

bootstrap

[merry garnet]

oh i didnt see

[patent sail]

esp if it gets crazy scaling rate

[turbid nova]

What even is the 3rd one from the right

[gaunt burrow]

cloud nine

[turbid nova]

Oh 4 then

[turbid nova]

And fibo

[gaunt burrow]

hmmm

[patent sail]

you already won, rip it for the funny

[gaunt burrow]

hit the cap

[naive frigate]

Holy fucking shit skipping pays off BIG

[patent sail]

camping they fire

[naive frigate]

I'm kidding don't execute me

[spark kernel]

Wheres my flush game

[patent sail]

flushed down a toilet

[spark kernel]

I still survived

[fringe nebula]

I think I'm selling a fool to get clever

instead of opening buffoon

[naive frigate]

What does held in hand mean like unused or that are played

[gaunt burrow]

the one not played

[naive frigate]

K thanks

[patent sail]

did he find mime

[naive frigate]

No the blackboard

[patent sail]

oh thats super good

pairslop time

[naive frigate]

Any tips vrotato

[patent sail]

though not really compatible with half joker

[echo sphinx]

what the fuck is that build

[patent sail]

if you used the reroll get hallu instead of clown

[echo sphinx]

anyway hallucination

[naive frigate]

No i got the clown for campfire value from the pack

[echo sphinx]

fai

fair

[patent sail]

hallu is pretty great too

[naive frigate]

Im doing a sub 12 round achievement so im skipping shit

[echo sphinx]

u can keep hallu for free tarots to sell

or use

[naive frigate]

Don't mind it

[patent sail]

also campfire with no econ 😭

[echo sphinx]

oh

still hallu methink (?)

[patent sail]

that gives merry andy i think

-1 hand size +3 discards

[naive frigate]

Y'all don't worry about me i'll figure something out

[echo sphinx]

drop by with updates

[naive frigate]

Oh i will

[patent sail]

why do that on black deck of all though

-1 hand is evil as fuck

[echo sphinx]

could just be chance

like

[naive frigate]

Update y'all said sum about pairs and i got a pair joker

[echo sphinx]

"oh i got this crazy build i should try 12 rounds"

[patent sail]

OMG YOU HAD A 6TH SLOT ALL ALONG

[echo sphinx]

cuz thats how i got it unlocked

[naive frigate]

Idk i wanted to kill 2 birds with one stone by beating the black deck and doing the achievement

[patent sail]

you didnt have to drop clown

fuckkkk

[naive frigate]

I'M USING THE FUCKING BLACK DECK

[patent sail]

i forgot black deck DOES SOMETHING

[echo sphinx]

lol

[patent sail]

i only remember that its -1 hand and thats it

[naive frigate]

You are not a real person vro

[lime remnant]

give me htr

give me cloud

[naive frigate]

So do i buy sum

[lime remnant]

thought its easier doing plasma if you are going to merry andy

[patent sail]

im pretyy sure anyone who played other decks has that 5 joker slots muscle memory at this point

[naive frigate]

Yeah me

Eeeeeyyy any tips

[patent sail]

hence im a very real person and forgetting black deck has an upside is a normal thing

[echo sphinx]

idk

to-do list

[spark kernel]

That orange stake zodiac deck down

[patent sail]

"choose your flavor of econ" ass pack

[echo sphinx]

build needs monis

[patent sail]

get egg, sell it and get the tdl or parking

[lime remnant]

erratic shi

[patent sail]

cuz mega pack

dont waste that 2nd pick like i sometimes do

(because im absolutely smart obviously)

[naive frigate]

Yeah you're soo smart

[patent sail]

brains are so gross and slimey

this is why im glad to not posess that

[pale wolf]

not mine

mines dry and neat and cute

[patent sail]

if i had one it would be smooth shiny and pretty

[pale wolf]

shiny means wet

[patent sail]

no

its polished

[pale wolf]

im on matte brain

[naive frigate]

Who said something about econ

[patent sail]

hell yea parking

my beloved

[pale wolf]

kecleo

[naive frigate]

No its a tag

[echo sphinx]

sometikes i forgot speed tag exists

[pale wolf]

a6 r6

[patent sail]

okay i didnt mean that

i meant just

i like parking

[naive frigate]

I probably used the wheel of fortune card like 15 times and never it hit ONCE

[pale wolf]

full skip games are fun

i wanna streak full skip gold stake

[patent sail]

obviously with that build you wouldnt get 46 dollers from just parking

[pale wolf]

you could

not in that number of rounds but

[patent sail]

not with that build and not with full skips

[pale wolf]

you def could end up with 46 buckaroos

[patent sail]

thats kind of what i meant yes

[pale wolf]

i didnt see the previous pic

[lime remnant]

to take or not to take, that is the question

[naive frigate]

WE love skipping

[pale wolf]

im a midas hater

[echo sphinx]

always

[lime remnant]

so i do take

[pale wolf]

it does depend on how many face cards/10s you have in your deck though

[naive frigate]

WE hate skipping

[lime remnant]

i have like

7 jacks

[patent sail]

stats review 🎀🌸💓

[pale wolf]

erratic could mean 6 face cards

[lime remnant]

13 faces with 3 10s

[patent sail]

sell parking to buy and sell egg, then keep runner

[lime remnant]

i guess ill take

[patent sail]

if youre full skipping

[pale wolf]

thats okay I guess yea

That's a normal Midas value

[naive frigate]

Oh i was supposeed to keep runner? Got it

[patent sail]

runs almost over so might as well

[patent sail]

idk i mean 1.5x is pretty good

even if runner isnt gonna grow

[pale wolf]

with full skip I would have just replaced both parking and hallucination

[patent sail]

hallu nah

parking yea

actully no isee the vision

[pale wolf]

A singular shop of value isn't worth more* than 1.5x from poly

[patent sail]

yeah sure yup that makes sense

[echo sphinx]

lol

still snao take

[patent sail]

well i mean hallu is potentially 1,5x on campfire and everybody loves gambling

[echo sphinx]

snap sell parking hallu

[patent sail]

which is a joke

[pale wolf]

oh also yeah that means more selling

[naive frigate]

Yeah i didn't get a single straight

[patent sail]

zebra was in fact right

[knotty zodiac]

zebra is always right

[patent sail]

maybe dont do full skip

skip but not everything

[pale wolf]

im also always left

[patent sail]

12 rounds is what, 8 bosses + 4 normal blinds not skipped

[patent sail]

maybe use those 4 blinds to get a build going and then full skip once you got something that may work idk

[kind creek]

Inflation challenge
is there any point in taking trading card here?

[pale wolf]

probably not

[echo sphinx]

ehh

[pale wolf]

you want xmult to copy with blueprint and you'll be set to win the run (if not already)

[near basalt]

I wanted negative bro

[patent sail]

why is swashbuckler +0 in a run when you have nothing else

but in stats menu he is +1

[kind creek]

Copy vagabond to feed vampire
copy vampire for final hands, violet vessel or wall and stuff

[pale wolf]

blueprint + vaga + vamp is already a win actually idk why that didnt register to me

[patent sail]

where is the hidden jimbo

[pale wolf]

you're implied to be holding a jimbo i believe

[kind creek]

yea but I think I might want to get pants bigger

eh, should be good to win actually

[patent sail]

just like i thought 😭

[echo sphinx]

the player is worth 2 dolers

[fringe nebula]

big slop energy

[patent sail]

thats not true im worth -10 doller and it costs you to get rid of me

[lime remnant]

im blessed

[pale wolf]

my most recent game was a blueprinted vagabond game, feels awesome https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1496628589238685726/Screenshot_20260422-174636.png?ex=69eb3c3d&is=69e9eabd&hm=da2e72dddd90fc80743408d2de43fc240d7ed19ef6d0d9fc4621ab09ac3abbc1&

[echo sphinx]

aura debt 🥀

[patent sail]

aura hit holo again

[pale wolf]

notice all the lucky cards despite playing vagabond; $20 is as good as tarot cards for the round

[fringe nebula]

now you just need a source of chips

or maybe not because it's black stake

[echo sphinx]

thats a win

[pale wolf]

ez money

[lime remnant]

idk man im barely winning before this

[patent sail]

anyways i completely forgot why i opened the game at all

[echo sphinx]

vampires after midas btw

[naive frigate]

Full skip runs are all fun and games until you step on a landmine and expldoe

[lime remnant]

5k per hand and small was 20k im dying

[pale wolf]

other way around

[lime remnant]

can it scale fadt enough

fast

[echo sphinx]

fuck

[naive frigate]

Damn!

[echo sphinx]

ye midas after vampire

[pale wolf]

vamp before midas makes all the cards bright as

[echo sphinx]

whiteboars

[patent sail]

here, win

[fringe nebula]

the mask turned him into a vampire!
he's rejecting his humanity

[pale wolf]

buffoonery

[patent sail]

jojo reference or sometging

[naive frigate]

Yeah so i bought the voucher thinking i had 4 hands and now i have 2 hands per round

[patent sail]

why

why take this voucher

[pale wolf]

just savescum

[naive frigate]

Wait

[echo sphinx]

rip

[lime remnant]

oh god i barely won

[naive frigate]

Why do i have 8 antes

Oh

[pale wolf]

??

[naive frigate]

It removes 1 ante from me not from the total amount needed

[patent sail]

im not getting anywhere near this voucher on black deck cro

[naive frigate]

Ye i'm fucked

[pale wolf]

🦓 🦓 🦓

[echo sphinx]

lol

[pale wolf]

what is cro

[patent sail]

its purpose is to give you some more stalling time and shops in case youre underpowered and desperately need some more time

[patent sail]

bro but mispelled 🐎🔥

[pale wolf]

oh

my vision for skip tag categories

basically there would be four different varieties of skip and you'd be able to choose which kind within the category when you take the tag

[naive frigate]

Nvm i got 1 hand WE good

Holy fucking shit

Any tips im not sure

[patent sail]

joker pack maybe

[echo sphinx]

idk id probably taie director's cut

[patent sail]

voucher is also epic yea

[naive frigate]

Some bullshit

[echo sphinx]

lol

[patent sail]

squareeeeee

[echo sphinx]

die

[patent sail]

i love squareeeee

[echo sphinx]

absolutely useless

[echo sphinx]

we love square

[patent sail]

here maybe sure

[naive frigate]

I have lvl 2 on flush and straight vro

[patent sail]

but i love him regardless

piss joker seems goog

free econ boost

[echo sphinx]

its also dead in the water lol

[patent sail]

and you got slots soo

[echo sphinx]

whats 4 dolars gonna do

[patent sail]

well why not

they got slots

[noble mango]

Piss joker?

[patent sail]

why skip

[naive frigate]

Dear GOD

[echo sphinx]

lol

[patent sail]

golden joker

[patent sail]

do you know what the interest is

[echo sphinx]

lucky card would be real crazy

[fringe nebula]

so many options good lord

I can go investment nova, but I can also take hologram and not skip

[noble mango]

Ok i mean ye
There's no calling that jimbo

[patent sail]

i will call golden joker piss joker i dont CAR

[fringe nebula]

I'm leaning towards investment nova more than hologram tbh

I like money

[naive frigate]

Do i flowkey take it

[patent sail]

why not

[fringe nebula]

yes

wait

you're skipping

[naive frigate]

Does the banana have to go

[fringe nebula]

banana can go

[pallid galleon]

i love heghogs

[kind creek]

Is this good for start of cruelty?
I skipped big and small blinds and just beat hook

By the time this message loaded I got reminded why we never skip blinds, kids. Buffoon pack had hallucination and business card.

[naive frigate]

I lsot to the head

[rose furnace]

Huge shop?

Lol

[naive frigate]

Any tips on how to pairslop

[fringe nebula]

find a source of chips

[naive frigate]

I can buy some at the grocery store

[fringe nebula]

the problem with pair is that you need +chips (from joker or planet usually)

[strange compass]

Got this from my judgement tarot card

[knotty zodiac]

you still know which joker without seeing the lineup

[knotty zodiac]

how do you like delayed gratification?

[rose furnace]

Glass joker leme cook

🥹

[knotty zodiac]

great with burglar ofc

[strange compass]

Kinda mid

[knotty zodiac]

hm that would be fun but no

[strange compass]

More mid than you'd think

[knotty zodiac]

mid is perfect i think

[brave goblet]

delayed would be marginally better if it just reduced your payout rather than slapping you completely

[rose furnace]

Sadly

[strange compass]

Wdym reduce payout

[knotty zodiac]

ig straight $2 per discard without requiring you to use none

would be a buff. would pick more, but less interesting imo

[strange compass]

This is my second save file on this game and I can count on my fingers when it was useful

[knotty zodiac]

mm im happy to see it early. ofc there are better but econ is econ

[strange compass]

Idk after blue stake it's borderline unusable

And early antes you'd still need your discards

[knotty zodiac]

usually when i have delgrat i look at my initial draw and decide if i want to play hands as discards or give up on delgrat that round. still net positive usually

[strange compass]

Man I am so sad I lost this run today

[knotty zodiac]

close one, been there

[brave goblet]

Amount of money you get is equal to how many discards you have remaining

[exotic silo]

obviously it's 8 joker stencils

[brave goblet]

rather than losing the whole payout the moment you use one discard

basically if banner and golden joker had a baby instead

[strange compass]

Doesn't it do that already

It counts remaining discards

[knotty zodiac]

if you use 1 discard, you get $0

[brave goblet]

No

[strange compass]

Oh?

That's something....

[exotic silo]

Delayed Grat, I think it'll be good once Blue Stake's -1 Discard is changed to something else

although idk 100% if that will happen lol

[strange compass]

BTW rental sixth sense kinda cool

You get a spectre card and then sell Sixth sense

[knotty zodiac]

ya. possible better than regular 6th

[exotic silo]

the funniest thing I've had happen with Sixth Sense is when it gave me Ouija and Ouija triggered 6s

[fringe nebula]

rental bean is coolest

[knotty zodiac]

it's like the emperor fool loop but better

[exotic silo]

loop so hard you run out of hand size 🔥

does Ouija's downside scale like Ectoplasm

never used it more than once in a run 😭

[fringe nebula]

yes

iirc

[exotic silo]

that's a bummer ngl

[strange compass]

That makes no sense

Two different ranks are not useful

[knotty zodiac]

just tested

it does not

[exotic silo]

thank god, but still, using it more than once is probably not the greatest of ideas, unless the build is Flush House, I guess?

[knotty zodiac]

blackboard synergy lol

though held in hand with deckfixing is prolly better

[knotty zodiac]

feels like ouija needs a buff. -handsize is just so bad

[vale shale]

Brodiac

[vale shale]

Ouija's ok

[exotic silo]

changing, on average, 8 cards is definitely not as good an upside as +1 Joker Slot ngl

[ancient gyro]

-1 discard is fine next update

[stark charm]

is ouija any good?

[knotty zodiac]

@vale shale prob has some use cases in mind. i feel like i just try to go venus and lose

[ancient gyro]

obelisk and blue seal frequency gets worse by default

along with general card digging

[exotic silo]

It can give you a direction early on, but I feel like that's its only use case

aside from saving your ass with a 5oaK in a pinch

[ancient gyro]

while denying you said direction in more general scenarios

[exotic silo]

it basically turns your deck into a mildly erratic one

[lime remnant]

i kill see double?

[ancient gyro]

in old gs

[knotty zodiac]

do a bit of math to see if you survive eye/needle

[lime remnant]

lemme see

[lime remnant]

oh shit

[knotty zodiac]

maybe replace card sharp

[lime remnant]

hmm

[ancient gyro]

nobody checks boss blind upon new ante these days

[vale shale]

For what

[knotty zodiac]

it should work like sts where they show you the new act

[lime remnant]

with only see double i score like 9k?

[stark charm]

we are balatler we cant read

[lime remnant]

for the hologram obv

???

[stark charm]

cryptid gave me too much ptsd not to read boss blind

[vale shale]

You are not surviving the eye

Without xmult

[lime remnant]

what if i do

ima just kill card then

[vale shale]

I mean last resort

[lime remnant]

oh wait what if i skip for the

reroll

small blind is reroll

[vale shale]

You should actually yeah

[lime remnant]

do i wanna skip so i can keep card sharp

[knotty zodiac]

skip has a tiny chance of needle, and could also get you something else undesirable

if you can survive with 1.25x holo, that's safer

if not, roll ig

[lime remnant]

whats other stuff that counter card sharp other than needle and eye

[vale shale]

He said he scores 9k with seeing double

[lime remnant]

or thats it

[lime remnant]

well i could get holo and get 1.25 immediately

hm

tuff choice

[knotty zodiac]

bus will scale up a bit, holo has a chance of going up a lot more

[vale shale]

How much is your rtb

[lime remnant]

30 mult and 2 rtb

[knotty zodiac]

not direct counter but you could get stuff like arm/flint/wall

[vale shale]

Idk I don't wanna calculate I'd probably just reroll innit

[lime remnant]

hmm

so i kill card for holo?

but like

what if i dont get a standard pack next few rounds

[knotty zodiac]

if 1.25x holo + bus at 38 doesn't survive, you should prob reroll

[lime remnant]

if i reroll then i kill see double right

[knotty zodiac]

can you afford it? that's -37% to your dmg with 1.25x holo?

[lime remnant]

i have 50 bucks rn so maybe

[knotty zodiac]

ig assuming it's not needle it's probably fine

[lime remnant]

ok bro allat analysing and i forgot to fucking skip the blind

[knotty zodiac]

uh

[lime remnant]

muscle memory hit too hard

[knotty zodiac]

ya happens to me too

[lime remnant]

i think i will be fine

[knotty zodiac]

ig hope you find good xmult in the next two shops

[lime remnant]

i just need to grow stuff so i can score 10k min

[knotty zodiac]

or mega standard packs

the good thing is you have square so other hands are viable

[lime remnant]

ramen save

we are back

[knotty zodiac]

never punished

lols

[lime remnant]

do i take stunt instead of square

square is only 80

[patent sail]

theres no way i find a good nat negative while testing my bullshit jonkler ideas

[knotty zodiac]

for hc or pair sure

[vale shale]

Vulnerable to hitting a face card

[pearl hinge]

Balatro by Localthunk

[vale shale]

Risky but if you want

[knotty zodiac]

should be ok with 3 discards?

[vale shale]

Anything can happen in balatro

Unless they removed the face cards already

[cloud sinew]

its finr considering they arent required to play more than 1 card for anything now

[vale shale]

Oh yeah true

Ok carry on.

[lime remnant]

fair

might make me getting blue seals harder

[knotty zodiac]

basically giving up on your seals with stuntman bus.

[brave goblet]

Not a great wee

[lime remnant]

well anyways i just full skip everything because im lazy

[brave goblet]

dusk and chad perishable

[ancient gyro]

cause you have the urgency to do that when a joker makes up for 15 of those seals

[lime remnant]

hmm

[ancient gyro]

hmm

[lime remnant]

how dare they give me a bunch of 9s multiple times in a row and then have the audacity to not give me cloud

[patent sail]

what does popcorn/ice cream even say when they self-destruct, i dont think i ever let them do that

[lime remnant]

eaten

what stelzer even is

[patent sail]

carbonated water

[lime remnant]

oh

i thought its a cleaning water or smth

[patent sail]

sometimes alcohol beverage

i think

[lime remnant]

for some reason stelzer running out also says eaten

altho its a drink

i guess

[patent sail]

you ate the plastic bottle, duh

[lime remnant]

tuff bro

great start

[patent sail]

squareeeee hell yea

now get pants

[lime remnant]

if i lose this i quit balala

[knotty zodiac]

make sure to draw face cards ig xD

[lime remnant]

i can score comfortably without smiley rn so im looking for replacements

this deck doesnt give me a lot of face

[gaunt burrow]

i hate this game

[ancient gyro]

how so

[topaz finch]

I feel like my least favorite part of this game is that runs tend to go out with a whimper instead of a bang, anyone else?

[glass creek]

I don't think I can relate

[indigo mesa]

no it says “drank”

youre misremembering

[pearl hinge]

Easy enough

[indigo mesa]

ice cream says melted iirc

[glass creek]

I like eating seltzers

[patent sail]

it does in fact say that

i checked

[indigo mesa]

indeed

[gaunt burrow]

it would be nice if i see hit the road rn

[pearl hinge]

r/brandnewsentence

[indigo mesa]

LMAO

[glass creek]

I think it'd be fun if egg had special text for being sacrificed by dagger

[patent sail]

is it

[indigo mesa]

“NOO DONT EAT ME! ahh, you ate me”

is it time to put down the DNA now (I think i way overdid the purple seals)

[glass creek]

I don't do endless but I'd say so

[gaunt burrow]

no negative tag

[lime remnant]

ah

[indigo mesa]

“drank” is a pretty silly text tbf lmao

[indigo mesa]

5 barons 2 mimes 😭😭 gg

[vast cypress]

i couldnt play any hand on it anymore on mobile it crashed😂😭😭😭

[ancient gyro]

away from danger

[lime remnant]

thank you

[ancient gyro]

happy 20

[pale wolf]

why did roffle make roffle lite on 9/11

[pale wolf]

20

[ancient gyro]

to commemorate the queen of englands passing

from the future

[pale wolf]

this is you 🐿️

[cold orbit]

why are you scoring my nan

thats rude

[gaunt burrow]

love this deck

[pale wolf]

time for balatrope

[ancient gyro]

im on another week cooldown

[vast cypress]

whats funny for me isnt the naneinf its the money i was able to end up wirh also was surprised bean bug worked on mobile

[cold orbit]

what bean bug

[indigo mesa]

crimson bean