🕹・game-discussion

[rustic haven]

i can attempt

[robust lance]

Try to get to -150

[rustic haven]

let me unlock gold stake and i will attempt

[patent sail]

toothmaxxing with burglar

[remote sparrow]

Lowk

[robust lance]

Or golden needle

Maybe

[fiery nymph]

did you say ur best was already orange

[ancient gyro]

suh

[frank grove]

getting least amount of money is just buger and copies vs the tooth right?

[pale wolf]

are you doing anything weird/ downloaded any mods

[rustic haven]

on mobile, on pc its purple

like thats the one im on

[robust lance]

That’s casual debt

I need competitive debt

I need -7907482539162947184582712938

[fiery nymph]

purple stake lowkey pretty free

[rustic haven]

im on yellow too so

[pale wolf]

competitive debt would be using ankh ecto strats to get credit cards

[ancient gyro]

no ip leaks

[rustic haven]

should be done in a run or a few

[pulsar forge]

true.........

[remote sparrow]

Not at all

[frank grove]

do multiple credit cards stack?

[ebon condor]

the strat is to get so much money you integer overflow into negative money obv

[eager prawn]

It didn't so I bought oops

[robust lance]

Sometimes I say the jump to orange is more difficult than the jump to gold just for one (1) reaction

[fiery nymph]

it is yeah

[patent sail]

@versed sable we have a task for you

[robust lance]

Alright there’s my one reaction

[versed sable]

i wish

[ebon condor]

the money naneinf, if you will

[ancient gyro]

debt wr pre endless is just burger tooth esque setup minus the actual endless gimmick

[fiery nymph]

rentals actually have benefits to make it less of a downside

[patent sail]

campfire

[pale wolf]

should they swap the effects of orange and gold? especially since perishables only benefit is for gold stickering

[ancient gyro]

nah

[patent sail]

also free cola

[ebon condor]

they should swap red and orange

[ancient gyro]

i like gs thematics

[robust lance]

They should let us eat gold stake

[fiery nymph]

a lot of good shop things too

like uhh hallu

reroll

[patent sail]

basically anytging that gets dropped before it can steal 3 bucks

[fiery nymph]

a

ya

[rugged bloom]

and another one

[robust lance]

For what purpose

[fiery nymph]

ante 39

[patent sail]

funny

[robust lance]

For what purpose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pulsar forge]

funny

[patent sail]

funny

[robust lance]

Ahhh ok

[frank grove]

i love matador against suit boss ante 1!! my goat!!!

[rugged bloom]

Time to die

[rugged bloom]

This isn't reaching Ante 39

[robust lance]

You then draw 0 of the suit

[rugged bloom]

I don't have anything to reach Ante 39

[robust lance]

Meanwhile me I first draw a flush of that suit

[patent sail]

free

[rugged bloom]

should i lose to the psychic or to the plant

[ancient gyro]

a32 red lentils

[robust lance]

Ox

[patent sail]

shared braincell

[rugged bloom]

Hmmmm

Fair enough

[rugged bloom]

What

[rugged bloom]

Got it

[frank grove]

OOH AND SUIT BOSS AGAIN 🔥

[ancient gyro]

crimson bean

[patent sail]

lose to serpent (sometging that never happened before)

[rugged bloom]

What the fuck would I sell for it 🥀

[pale wolf]

everything

[pale wolf]

I may not know endless but I know this

[patent sail]

nooo domt lose youre missing out on that poly tag!!!

[rustic swallow]

do i have to skip this

im scoring e12 with lvl 1 flush 5

[rugged bloom]

you could sell it for photo

[rustic swallow]

k

NO CAINO

[ancient gyro]

scribbly/preemptive ecto hit

[frank grove]

ok im rolling in it

[patent sail]

i think i know someone who wouod have sometging to say about selling a certain joker

[hoary moon]

kill bloodstone

murder it

[eager prawn]

Nooo hook is eating my Ramen T.T

[hoary moon]

make its death painful

[patent sail]

not you but thats what they would say yup

[humble gulch]

Free win

[patent sail]

who does bro think he is to eat MY ramen

pissing me off every time he does that

[vague flint]

green joker x ramen with evil intimidating hook

[rustic swallow]

definitly not @serene forge

do i pivot

[patent sail]

to WHAT

to banana?

[vague flint]

the canio and pareidolia in question:

[pale wolf]

deez nuts

[patent sail]

in my mind i completely ignore pareidolia now because i just hate it this much

[rustic swallow]

ok...

[pale wolf]

I believe the answer is that it probably won't make much of a difference on your peak round

[vague flint]

if you're gonna kill something here, kill bloodstone, unless most of your deck is hearts
it doesn't work well with ancient joker and that's eternal

[patent sail]

pareidolia

[rugged bloom]

Wtf do you mean "New Discoveries" this is a profile with everything unlocked

[rustic swallow]

...

[fiery nymph]

whats wrong? run glass

[patent sail]

jokers with new editions

[pale wolf]

It's either bugged, or perhaps counts unique editions on joker/playing cards

[rugged bloom]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Makes sans

[pale wolf]

I've never seen definitive proof for the latter but it's my best guess

[vague flint]

ohhhkayy.. maybe kill chad?

[patent sail]

i wish joker editions index was a thing

[rustic swallow]

i hate caino its the worst legendary in my opinion

[rustic swallow]

ok shure

[patent sail]

i would hunt that

[pale wolf]

You would think it would be if there was an indicator for it on the win screen

[icy hollow]

Absolute balling run rn

[humble gulch]

The worst for gold stake is Trib

[patent sail]

shrimply not true

[ancient gyro]

⛳

[vague flint]

triboulet is just expensive photograph half the time lmao

[patent sail]

imo for ante 8 run worst is perkolator

trib is 2nd worst

[ancient gyro]

worst*

[vague flint]

perkeo just gives you infinite money idk how it'd be worse than chicot

[patent sail]

chicot is pretty good to me

[ancient gyro]

ok im not participating in this conversation

[icy hollow]

Canio and yorick shouldnt be legendary tho fr. Should be rare (with massively nerfed scaling ofc). But they just standard xmult scaler 🤷‍♂️ nothing feel that legendary about them

[patent sail]

100% safe now

[vague flint]

they're legendary because they have insane scaling lmao

[patent sail]

mail in rebate should become a legendary

[icy hollow]

I feel like rarity should be based on the concept, wirh numbers scaled to the rarity

Perkeo/chicot have legendary feeling effects imo

[serene forge]

canio makes sense to me

yorick a little less

[rustic swallow]

ok bad idea

[vague flint]

xmult from discards sounds crazy for even a rare

[serene forge]

i mean if you think about it trib is just idol without rng

not that special

[pale wolf]

canio without legendary is gloker

[ancient gyro]

glassy

[vague flint]

incredible?

[icy hollow]

I mean xmult from planets also sounds crazy

[patent sail]

new legendary concept: evil joker

you domt even wanna know what it does.....

[pale wolf]

and aint it

[pale wolf]

crimes

[vague flint]

discards are free

[rocky oak]

didnt expect to win this just did it for the giggles

[patent sail]

no thats what showman already does

[serene forge]

yorick
legendary joker
win

[icy hollow]

Obelisk scales xmult for free

[icy hollow]

Obelisk is much more unique than canio or yorick too

Htr scales xmult with discarding (cope)

[vague flint]

just because it's unique doesn't mean it's good
it's pretty much only viable in pair builds that let you pivot to high card

[patent sail]

i mean

thats x27

pretty big

[pale wolf]

FACT: htr scales FASTER than yorick using the SAME resource. what gives?

[foggy pond]

So close

Campfire is quite good

[pale wolf]

id sell the hologram

[icy hollow]

I mean the number on scaling is something u can just change to fit the rarity is what im saying. The concept should be what decides the rarity usually imo

[rocky oak]

yeah the mult total comes out to about x524 so i really just need some chips

[fiery nymph]

🥀

[patent sail]

planet levels

[icy hollow]

Like a red card with +50 per pack would be "legendary strength"

[rocky oak]

yeah my flush was level 4

[icy hollow]

U can buff anything trivially to legendary

[patent sail]

worst legendary is chicot because i dont like color red

[pale wolf]

big x on that designation for obelisk gameplay

[heavy tendon]

Tips on deck fixing?

[vague flint]

even if obelisk was better, it wouldn't deserve to be a legendary since it's pretty inconsistent
triboulet or canio might be a little niche, but at least they're reliable with what they do

[pale wolf]

ive had obelisk stacks on high card, pair, 2pair, flush, maybe even straight before

[fiery nymph]

red card lowkey already legendary strength

[patent sail]

kill bad card

keep good card

[vague flint]

hanged man, death, and trading card

[heavy tendon]

Yeah but like I can’t seem to get good enough to go far

I can only get about a quarter of the deck before I die

[vague flint]

you might be too focused on deck thinning

[patent sail]

probably not killing enough bad cards

[vague flint]

no point in optimizing your deck if your jokers aren't good enough

[patent sail]

or not making more good cards

[heavy tendon]

I had a run with 2 Chad 3 polychrome photo and lost at the 47bil blind.

[fiery nymph]

just get money, money=fixing. you want to score normally while staying above 25$ to get interest and just opening packs fixes you enough for ante 8. if you want to fix entirely to one card for past ante 8, you should try making a good source of econ to support the fixing

[patent sail]

i dont think theres a universal guide to deckfixing other than "kill bad cards, get more good cards, take blue seals"

[heavy tendon]

So do I prioritize killing or getting good ones? If there is death and hanged man which one?

[fiery nymph]

dpends

[pale wolf]

~~they should rename #🕹・run-discussion to #endless-discussion 😇 ~~

[fiery nymph]

do you have enough of that card?

[patent sail]

everything depends tbh

[fiery nymph]

if you dont, probably death it

[ancient gyro]

certificate

[patent sail]

thats deckbreaking 😭😭😭😭

[vague flint]

• hologram = balatrillion xmult

[eager prawn]

Why's this eternal wee is kinda big

[heavy tendon]

And then other question, how do you guys get money? Most I think if found is like $350 at a time and not enough because I got that on anaglyph with double.

[pale wolf]

this makes me wonder, does pareidolia make the effective number of face cards number turn blue

[ancient gyro]

allegedly

[patent sail]

keep the interest going

and get econ jonklers

[ancient gyro]

or x17 by a8

[vague flint]

mail-in rebate lmao

[patent sail]

(or gold cards)

[fiery nymph]

i smell a midas mask

i had this run on gs with rough gen i got like 100$ every round

[rustic swallow]

and a pair-a-doe-li-ah

[fiery nymph]

i won that one

[pale wolf]

throwback wednesday

[fiery nymph]

because money equals power

[patent sail]

tboi 🔥🔥🔥

[brittle ocean]

Isn’t that just jimbo

[heavy tendon]

Thai probably the best deck I’ve gotten

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[patent sail]

yeah thats

thats the joke

[ancient gyro]

1 card away from fibonaci number of cards per rank

[eager prawn]

Yeah T.T

[pale wolf]

so true

that probably wasnt even high stakes yet

[fiery nymph]

why are we copying mult cards sob

[ancient gyro]

and total count

o

figures

[fiery nymph]

mult cards gotta be the worst enhancement

[vague flint]

bonus:

[pale wolf]

wild

obv

[heavy tendon]

What should I be? Glass cards are too fragile without dna

[fiery nymph]

oh sorry

[pale wolf]

but mult isnt too good either

[fiery nymph]

lucky cards are just better 😅

[vague flint]

we ALL using wilds for flush synergy 🔥

[patent sail]

id do steel/lucky idk

luckies yea

[fiery nymph]

i use more wild cards than mult cards

because

wild has usecases

[ancient gyro]

the illusion of power

[pale wolf]

mult has early-mid usage and wild is niche at all stages

[patent sail]

i think wilds actually mattered in only one run for me

[fiery nymph]

i use them with suit jokers

[rustic haven]

W invis luck

[vague flint]

just let us make two wild cards at a time like they did with magician 🙏

[pale wolf]

even when im using wilds i dont feel like theyre meaningfully contributing to my win

[patent sail]

ancient wee five flush run

[icy hollow]

Truthest of nukes????

[patent sail]

fym he didnt copy scary face

[pale wolf]

truth

[rustic haven]

:3

[vague flint]

wild is just as good as gold, steel, and glass, right guys?

[patent sail]

invis isnt supposed to give you a good option run that back

[rustic haven]

😭

[chrome sable]

Wee jonker my beloved

[pale wolf]

i dont want lovers to be 2 cards though

[fiery nymph]

me neither

[pale wolf]

it would be overcentralizing to low skill players

they already LOVE flush

[patent sail]

the rest should become 1 card instead 🔥🐎

[fiery nymph]

also i think the thunk said it wouldnt be either

[vague flint]

make wild cards any rank too?

[fiery nymph]

suit changers

[pale wolf]

definitely never

[chrome sable]

Ew no

[patent sail]

that idea is very good because i said so

[pale wolf]

I don't see the issue with wild rank but for some reason thunk does not like it at all

[ancient gyro]

lovers having glass levels of versatility without telling you would be my ideal choice

[vague flint]

it'd make it decent for straight/full house builds

[ancient gyro]

which is a shame cause that's like the anti pair enhancement

[fiery nymph]

i think thunk tries really hard to make 4oak enable later

😭

[pale wolf]

but it would be good for that

[patent sail]

first full house run reportedly has been won

full houses are kinda cool why are they so bad

[vague flint]

all you need for it to work is 3 blueprints, a trading card, and dna trust

[pale wolf]

i dont necessarily need wild all ranks, but ±1 rank smearing feels like it would be cool

[fiery nymph]

but it would be very buggy with like shortcut

[patent sail]

id be more than willing to play them if they werent that mid

[ancient gyro]

maybe he intends for there to be a lover enhancement specific joker along with the 1 card enhancements and formerly magician

[pale wolf]

I don't think 'it would be buggy' is a valid response here lol

[ancient gyro]

whatever that would do

[pale wolf]

The bugs would be... fixed

[fiery nymph]

yeah ik

[vague flint]

freaky joker

[fiery nymph]

just complicated

[pale wolf]

it would, it would probably have some bugs in it left over because of how complicated it is

[fiery nymph]

how many chips would it give?

[pale wolf]

judging from what's already in the game

[pale wolf]

base

[pale wolf]

This would be cool too

[patent sail]

cool joker idea!

Gilgamesh, the destroyer of dimensions

+25 chips

[frank grove]

🔥

[vague flint]

-$1 sell value

[slow iris]

thunk has already confirmed that it'll be staying at 1

[ancient gyro]

he knows

[humble gulch]

You didn't had to over commit...

[patent sail]

flower pot should do that

[vague flint]

does he know? ⬅️

[pale wolf]

regardless of his opinion i like it as is 🦓

[ancient gyro]

im wondering if the missing chip joker counterparts will be added next update with one scaling based on joker count and one that resets

[vague flint]

flower pot should add a flower in the corner of your screen so I can grow a pretty little garden over the course of every run

[pale wolf]

resetting chip joker is cursed

[frank grove]

thunk should do obelisk but chips

[patent sail]

flower pot finally does something

[humble gulch]

Monolith

[patent sail]

more pairslop/hcslop i guess

[vague flint]

+1 jimbillion chips if you play your most played hand (common)

[humble gulch]

New players: too weak

[patent sail]

when i started playing i thought scaling jokers were ass

[patent sail]

"+1 mult is so small wtf why would i want that"

[frank grove]

i love purple sealsss!!!

[vague flint]

when I started playing I thought obelisk was bad but now I realize it's the best scaling xmult joker in the game /real

[patent sail]

when i started playing i thought rebate was mid

/gen

/srs

[vague flint]

didn't rebate used to give less?

[patent sail]

well yeah

[shell dagger]

3

[rustic haven]

fool moment

[vague flint]

the forlorn

[patent sail]

but it was already $5 when i started playing

[vague flint]

ah

[patent sail]

whatever that means

[fiery nymph]

😭

[vague flint]

remove the last played tarot card from the pool

[vague flint]

all they need is scary face

[patent sail]

scary face should scare the plant away

because its so scary

[pale wolf]

i bet they sold chad

[rustic haven]

hardest white stake run

[bleak blaze]

Its ante 4...

[pale wolf]

why are you cheating

[bleak blaze]

Immolate goes absolutely stupid with this combo

[vague flint]

canio4pareidolia yuri

[frank grove]

ante 11 with a wild 4 😭

[pale wolf]

pretty sure they're still alive if they copied properly

[vague flint]

naneinf attempt on blue stake with eternal supernova

[pale wolf]

but never naneinf

[bleak blaze]

I pray to God bro did not ecto that Dusk

[patent sail]

sixth sense carry

[bleak blaze]

6th sense will give all the necessary cryptids for the naneninf

[patent sail]

dont worry they ectoed sixth sense instead

[bleak blaze]

Yall just dont see the vision

[frank grove]

yeah i think they're fine if they double copy baron right? but still 😭

[vague flint]

does anyone even try to use seance or is sixth sense just infinitely better

[bleak blaze]

WHAT THE FUCK

[frank grove]

seance is copyable ... uhm apart from that use uhh sixth sense is easier

[patent sail]

(i dont actually know that was a joke)

[bleak blaze]

Usually if im reliably making straight flushes... no not much

[bleak blaze]

Top tier bait though

Séance is fun once you get it online though

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[vague flint]

why isn't there a joker that does something with 7s?

[pale wolf]

give me the beat boys and free my soul

[pale wolf]

earlier in development it was seeing double, then that got changed

[bleak blaze]

I WANNA GET LOST IN YOUR BOOTY HOLE

Sorry

[patent sail]

who would win

Extremely rare spectral with a 0.3% chance of appearing in a Celestial Pack
VS
Funny blue stamp on a random card

[bleak blaze]

It was wayy too easy to make

[pale wolf]

now theres just a missing rank joker

[rustic haven]

@fiery nymph purple stake down

wait its ante 7

ignore that

[fiery nymph]

🥀

[rustic haven]

where is my sock

[vague flint]

I get like 30 black holes a run but god forbid I get soul

[rustic haven]

or any

retriggers

like at all

[pale wolf]

are u going for nan

[patent sail]

i wore it sorry

[rustic haven]

sonion

no not rn

swiss told me to get a gs win

[pale wolf]

i believe in you you can do it this run

[frank grove]

they got the scary they can do it

[rustic haven]

then ill go back to my naneinf attempts

[ancient gyro]

they must be bored of plasma lobotomy

[rustic haven]

thank you

[vague flint]

with copied glass jacks?

[patent sail]

emotional support

[rustic haven]

see page 2

[rustic haven]

[shell dagger]

Hit the road naneinf

[pale wolf]

yea on purple gold stake

[patent sail]

flower pot naneinf is where its at

[pale wolf]

id watch that stream vod

[vague flint]

perkeo + ankh + ectoplasm for flower pot

[shell dagger]

I’d rather watch wraith naneinf

[frank grove]

😭

[patent sail]

yeah but like imagine the sheer comedic value of that

[ancient gyro]

you'll just skip to the last ante while the other antes follow the ankh ecto route

[eager prawn]

Should I take golden?

[shell dagger]

No

[pale wolf]

no id download the vod and reupload it in shorts

[patent sail]

what if there were youtube longs instead

[vague flint]

ignore the fact it's eternal and rental
take it trust

[ancient gyro]

missing files

[pale wolf]

rental golden is a silly question

[patent sail]

genius idea

[rustic haven]

bro

[frank grove]

when are youtube mediums coming out?

[patent sail]

just came up with that

[ancient gyro]

youtube leanback

[shell dagger]

Like lectures

[rustic haven]

i rolled into a mime and my brain went like "OOO"

forgot im playing actual balatro

[shell dagger]

Parking mime tho

[ancient gyro]

or youtube red

[shell dagger]

(I hope u took parking)

[patent sail]

youtube trousers is better

[rustic haven]

rebation

[shell dagger]

Oh i thought you were a different person

[rustic haven]

[pale wolf]

you can soft- turn yt shorts off now

[patent sail]

why is it flower pot

i see it everywhere i go

i cant escape it

[ancient gyro]

I just have it disabled via extensions

on browser

[patent sail]

where is that i need that

[pale wolf]

settings

time management

[ancient gyro]

not that I even watch them, im more of an insta head

[pale wolf]

doesnt help bc im android only

[rustic haven]

flush five is so easy ts is boring

[shell dagger]

That’s so reel

[pale wolf]

ive looked for hacked apks that dont have yt shorts on them but never found anything

[patent sail]

sorry you took too long to explain and didnt put soap cutting video on the side i missed it all

[eager prawn]

This is kinda hard

[frank grove]

i dont use youtube on mobile almost ever so i havent watched a single youtube short

[rustic haven]

rental rocket trust

scaling

[pale wolf]

i can't imagine scrolling shorts on pc yea

[rustic haven]

i do it

[pale wolf]

ultra brainrot

[rustic haven]

and tiktok

and reels

[vague flint]

got the security guard set-up with 6 different social medias all in windowed mode

[patent sail]

i just dont have any short form content platforms at all 🔥🐎

[rustic haven]

[rustic haven]

missing out on peak

[shell dagger]

I watch reels so my brain doesnt have do do anything while im not studying

Do do

[vague flint]

you said doo doo

[shell dagger]

Mods smite him

[rustic haven]

[patent sail]

peak in question:

[vague flint]

send more

[rustic haven]

THIS IS FIRE (im joking)

[rustic haven]

also the ending?

[ancient gyro]

trail running?

[rustic haven]

why would you send this to me

[shell dagger]

I would if i had the willpower

[patent sail]

oh yea fprgot to tell you

[vague flint]

now we're all pregnant

[rustic haven]

what the fuck?

[shell dagger]

Most days i come home and have a nap

[rustic haven]

erm akshually i was the one tagged

[vague flint]

how I look 6 antes deep into a photochad run

[ancient gyro]

fair enough

[terse dock]

ante 7 plant

[rustic haven]

@fiery nymph purple stake flush five with foil glass ezpz

photochad goat

i have a polychrome queen in there somewhere so fuck it im gonna try to get that up

[vague flint]

surely I have director's cut.. right?

[prime valve]

When i see a photo run, one hair falls of my head. Now im bald

[patent sail]

i have so much random bullshit saved that my friends who actually do have brainrot platforms send me sometimes

[terse dock]

Grabber, Paint Brush, Overstock, Tarot Merchant, Tarot Tycoon, Palette, Seed Money:

[prime valve]

Its worse than i thought.

[vague flint]

tarot merchant when the challenge is to not show up 6 times in a row

[terse dock]

Tarot merchant is actually pretty alright

Youre mixing up planet and tarot merchant

[patent sail]

worst part of all i giggled at that shit after rewatching it a few times

[terse dock]

Tarot tycoon is a shitload of fuck though

[shell dagger]

I bought tarot tycoon in my last run

[glad aspen]

Anybody know the hit rates on aura?

[ancient gyro]

same as wheel

[patent sail]

1/2 foil, 1/3 holo, 1/6 poly

[rustic haven]

lobotomy

[tender quarry]

I've just noticed the #ceremonial-dagger channel

[vague flint]

some king of.. corporation

[tender quarry]

I assume it's for people who are big fans of ceremonial dagger like me

[terse dock]

nah wheel has 6/7 foil

[tender quarry]

I'm going to go say hi there

[vague flint]

you should send a message in there to show your love

[terse dock]

yeah you should type in there

[patent sail]

gains +1 mult per killed spam bot because their souls cost 0.5 bucks

[shell dagger]

I love dagger

They should add a madness channel

[terse dock]

Sell values round down

[patent sail]

kills everyone

[vague flint]

bans a random person every day

[glad aspen]

Ah, foiled.

[terse dock]

Bans a random person every hour

[shell dagger]

Bro i was typing allat

[patent sail]

so their souls cost nothing 🔥🐎🐎🐎🐎

[vague flint]

every minute

[patent sail]

lore accurate

[prime valve]

Every pikosecond

[vague flint]

sell value has a floor of 1 so even the most worthless dregs can still be fed to the dagger

[vague flint]

perkeosecond

[patent sail]

they should add a #🕹・game-discussion channel

[patent sail]

that would be cool if there was one

[terse dock]

What's your source that sell values have a floor

[prime valve]

I agree

[patent sail]

perhaps it would be about balatro

this one isnt

[vague flint]

the humble liquidation voucher

[terse dock]

Fuck

[prime valve]

This more like server chat than server chat itself

[tender quarry]

I guess no one's going to notice the bit where I removed all my roles after posting this

I thought it was funny 😔

[terse dock]

Civil Chatter

[patent sail]

scammers' souls so worthless dagger doesnt even wanna double their cost and gains just +1

[shell dagger]

It doesnt update in real time i think

Also the nickname stayed

[tender quarry]

Oh true

[tender quarry]

I guess I should say a slur

[patent sail]

what does civil chatter role even do

[shell dagger]

Nothin

[terse dock]

onyx f

[terse dock]

Nothing anymore

[shell dagger]

It was given to everyone back when there was the thunk chat

Or maybe it was opt in i forgot

[terse dock]

Used to let you into thunk chat 🤮

[patent sail]

i should get my own role of "evil chatter"

yall dont even wanna know what it would do......

[terse dock]

Opt in

[shell dagger]

Then removed for select people

[vague flint]

can I be nice chatter

[terse dock]

I didn't loke think chat

[shell dagger]

Me neither tbh

[vague flint]

what happened in thunk chat

[patent sail]

we dont takk about that

(i dont know)

[shell dagger]

Moderation was very strict

[prime valve]

I earned one already

[ancient gyro]

moderated echo chamber

[patent sail]

you arent evil enough for evil chatter role sorry

im evil tho

like evil as fuck

source: me

[prime valve]

Sure, let me see

Not enough, case closed.

[patent sail]

okay heres a showcase of my evilness

😈😈😈⛓⛓🩸🐺🐺⚡️⚡️

was that evil enough

[shell dagger]

Wow

[azure cosmos]

isnt this the "game discussion" channel?

[shell dagger]

#evil-discussion

[pale wolf]

im discussing game

[prime valve]

"Fifty fifty"

[patent sail]

heh.... to me...... madness is NORMAL joker......... you wouldnt survive even 5 seconds in my dark and twisted and evil mind...... 🐺🐺💔⛓🐺🩸🐺💔💔🐺😈

[patent sail]

#evil-plans-discussion

[rustic haven]

cool thanks

[shell dagger]

To me greedy joker is generous joker

[rustic haven]

😭

[woven remnant]

I have a funny idea

[patent sail]

wow.... thast like so fucked up what the hell

[shell dagger]

Temperance value

[cursive lion]

what do you think crazy bread is

[prime valve]

Interesting

[patent sail]

normal bread......... ⛓⛓😈🩸😈💔⛓⛓🐺🐺

[prime valve]

Why.

[woven remnant]

funny

[prime valve]

Alright, do it

[patent sail]

"gentlemen, i dont have a brain, but i have an idea"

or whatever he said

[patent sail]

yeah that

[eager lynx]

negative egg is one of my favourite things to have, even if its not necessarily powerful

[patent sail]

temperance value

[rustic haven]

welp this would be nice if i was able to deckfix into idol with that red seal king

but

im just dead son

[patent sail]

negative jimbo is better for emotional support

[patent sail]

bus carry

[rustic haven]

fr

[eager lynx]

pretty much yeah

[rustic swallow]

can someone do the math for me im playing flush 5vs with ~4 red seals all king of hearts what to replace with blueprint

i think i replace sock

[rustic haven]

my end has come

[prime valve]

What you want to even replace.

I guess sock yeah

[pale wolf]

why didnt this scale my trousers!!!!!

[vague flint]

Cause you played the 3 too

[prime valve]

>looks inside
>photo run

[rustic haven]

ignore the name of the emote

or dont

[prime valve]

Twopair

[rustic haven]

[prime valve]

Not four of a kind zebra

[patent sail]

Why did my Maps app send me a notification of a single 👀 emoji

[rustic haven]

ez

[prime valve]

Chico

[vague flint]

Not quite my jimbo

[rustic haven]

perkeo

[pale wolf]

its chiclets!!

[rustic haven]

told u

yawn

[prime valve]

YEEEEEEEE

[pale wolf]

no

[prime valve]

Probably

[patent sail]

I dont care about that caption, the cats FACE is absolutely immaculate

[prime valve]

What does immaculate mean?

Like perfect?

[patent sail]

Kind of like that uh yeah

[prime valve]

Thats what the translator said

[pale wolf]

bruh

[prime valve]

Lucky lucky

[pale wolf]

I shouldnt have even taken it

[prime valve]

Why?

[pale wolf]

it reduces my scaling on trousers per round

[prime valve]

Oh, more level hand, more score

[patent sail]

Oh hey heres the afformentioned 0.3% rare spectral that loses to a funny blue stamp

[pale wolf]

yea i wouldnt have taken a uranus

[cosmic sun]

Trousers is just another reason why pairs are strong

Would you rather keep trying to finish with two pair or simply finish with a leveled pair

[pale wolf]

is this the biggest antisynergy in the game?

pareidolia rtb level

[patent sail]

Burglar +banner + del grat + merry andy is where its at

[tranquil oasis]

I just had 690 bucks

NO bull or bootstraps

this chud game

[surreal otter]

Hey all, no way to find out a seed from within a run right? I didn't know about the naneinf softlock bug and now I can't play any more hands but I'd love to know my seed before I kill the run.

[slow iris]

not in vanilla

[surreal otter]

Dang ok

Sharing for posterity :smile🥲

[willow frost]

did you get the ante 8 screenshot

[surreal otter]

Could've definitely gone for 39 with this one

Didn't know about the bug tho

[surreal otter]

Nah this run was ass back then lol

[willow frost]

oh damn

[willow frost]

really? how

these look like just naneinf jokers

[surreal otter]

Continuing to reroll for serpent every boss. I have $5000 lol

[tawny bough]

first time ive seen a full shop of planet cards somehow

[surreal otter]

Just drawing enough kings to beat the ante but not naneinf

[willow frost]

so what would you do at ante 32

[surreal otter]

Oh tru you're right

[willow frost]

yeah unless you had a bit more stuff than this you wouldnt have made it

nice run though

[surreal otter]

I had an extra joker slot over standard due to nat negative bp but idk if it can help

[willow frost]

oh sick

idk how much itd help either lol

[surreal otter]

Yeah, I naneinfed without antimatter yet, kinda cool

And didn't get retcon til ante 25, right when it was needed

Skin of my teeth

[willow frost]

fire

[surreal otter]

Second try ante 25 even, hieroglyph first time

Nat negative rebate goes hard. $625 a round

[woven remnant]

uh huh...

[autumn trout]

This may be a dumb question but why is it called Naneinf

[hoary moon]

nan is not a number

e is expnent

and inf is infinite

[surreal otter]

Not a number to the power of infinity

[hoary moon]

yea

[shell dagger]

(times 10) to the power of

[surreal otter]

Yea thanks

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[shell dagger]

even tho not a number times 10 is still not a number

[autumn trout]

I had perkeo once but didn't crack the Naneinf

[surreal otter]

You need very specific setups

Perkeo isn't a free pass by any means

[serene forge]

setups and rng

[serene forge]

if rng hates you enough you will still lose

[hoary moon]

fuck bloodstone

[autumn trout]

What's yalls fave legendary joker

[serene forge]

canio

[tawny bough]

breaking bad mentioned

[hoary moon]

yorick

rick: yo

[serene forge]

metalheads when i bury magnets in their yard

[harsh relic]

canio

[hoary moon]

no

fuck that

marry ancient joker

kiss idol

[serene forge]

no

[hoary moon]

kill bloodstone

[serene forge]

i hate fraudstone regardless

[harsh relic]

yessir

[harsh relic]

thats why bloodstone is bad

[serene forge]

"if you pair bloodstone with another particular uncommon joker and retriggers and have the perfect lucky red seal flush five of heart kings deck then bloodstone is really good" - statements by the utterly deranged

[pale wolf]

look at this beautiful chart

[hoary moon]

literally the same argument for Scratch cards

[serene forge]

the kind of setup r/balatro thinks obelisk needs:

[hoary moon]

"scratch cards are good because 1 in a 100000 is a winner"

[serene forge]

also scratch cards actually give you something tangible

[surreal otter]

All about that EV

[hoary moon]

we once bought some Scratch cards and lost

[serene forge]

my expected value for bloodstone is 0, because i never take it, because it is bad

[hoary moon]

so now im sad

[serene forge]

rip

[slow iris]

fraudstone

⚰️

[hoary moon]

+6 mult for dagger

[icy hollow]

True

[woven remnant]

I just love that

obelisk is

[serene forge]

@hoary moon why do you hate hallucination

[woven remnant]

free win

[atomic trout]

I hate this game sometimes

[hoary moon]

what have i started ✌️

[serene forge]

ive had this sticker for months

[hoary moon]

hating bloodstone became mainstream

i need to start a new movement

[serene forge]

pick something worth hating

[hoary moon]

everyone was calling me a madman 1 year ago

[woven remnant]

werent you hating delayed gratification last time

[hoary moon]

thats what people were telling me about bloodstone

[serene forge]

source

[hoary moon]

im a visionary

deleted account

everyone disagreed with me

they all thought i was crazy

[ancient gyro]

present tense

[hoary moon]

this is about bloodstone

im a day 1 bloodstone hater

[worthy tinsel]

hating bloodstone again huh
time to post this again

[hoary moon]

YES

[worthy tinsel]

ask thunk to change fraudstone back to x2

[ancient gyro]

and bring back the 1 in 4

[hoary moon]

make it 1/100

[ancient gyro]

i prefer the 1 in 4

[icy hollow]

Just make it give nothing. Its strength wont change like that either 🗣️ 🔥

[hoary moon]

if 1/2 chance for 1.5x mult for every heart played is your power then what are you without it

[viscid sluice]

I got a nat negative blueprint on first shop on a yellow deck run. The only reason i could afford it was because of the extra starting cash of yellow deck. Should i enter the lottery or something

[pale wolf]

whats small hands achievement again

[humble gulch]

Not that rare

[modest snow]

wdym "not that rare"

[pale wolf]

trousers+obelisk best synergy

[humble gulch]

Winning the lotery is like 1 in 2 million

[hoary moon]

mfs disagreeing with anything

[viscid sluice]

Its the fact it was first shop and happened to be on the only deck i could afford that on first shop

[hoary moon]

depends on the lottery

[woven remnant]

free win

[hoary moon]

and there are many prizes

[pale wolf]

1 in 3 trillion billion quintillion chance you can beat ME

[humble gulch]

The loteries worth winning

[pale wolf]

idk

[hoary moon]

gng its a saying

[vocal rose]

in comparison to getting a nat neg blueprint

[worthy tinsel]

is the same
nothing

[terse vale]

hallucination hater huh

[atomic trout]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh

Bull shit.

[pale wolf]

if you're equally likely to play every deck then its 1/15 the chance of a specific negative rare

[hoary moon]

playing el balatro

[worthy tinsel]

yeah is not that rare
3 nat neg bluebrints with showman tho

[hoary moon]

lemme calculate odds

[viscid sluice]

Again first shop no rerolls

[hoary moon]

kinda low

[humble gulch]

Like 1 in 130,000

Per slot

[hoary moon]

wait im dumb

[woven remnant]

wharra do

[hoary moon]

i did 0.015 for decks

[shell dagger]

you need another *2

bc 2 slots

[humble gulch]

1 in 66,500

[viscid sluice]

But only 2 slots and technically you have to account for slot 2 having a 0% chance if slot 1 had a non negative blueprint

[vocal rose]

runner

[hoary moon]

am i missing smth?

[woven remnant]

thought so

[humble gulch]

Probably

[humble gulch]

Yeah, 1 in 66,500

[hoary moon]

1/15 for decks taken into account

[viscid sluice]

Thats still very rare and it happening on the 1 deck you can easily afford that on first shop cause its a 15$ joker

[hoary moon]

0.000034%

[ancient gyro]

some decks have different shop weight (ghost, zodiac)

[hoary moon]

its yelliw deck

son

[ancient gyro]

why yellow

[humble gulch]

That's kind of irrelevant

[ancient gyro]

what are we calculating

[upper hawk]

since im using more cryptids per round than i am making with perkeo+copies, should i just skip small and big blind?

[hoary moon]

in no other deck would he be able to afford this

[ancient gyro]

well that's not true

[viscid sluice]

It is relevant because its also i was able to buy it it would be increibly unlucky if i had to pass it

[atomic trout]

Damn right

[viscid sluice]

Were talking first shop no other deck can afford that shop 1 unless you used skip tag

[hoary moon]

just stfu gng

[pale wolf]

i could afford it on green deck

[severe hawk]

yall like my balanced build

[upper hawk]

? is that crazy?

[slow iris]

all of those levels into five of a kind

[meager bridge]

Lore accurate five of a kind

[ancient gyro]

rule 2

[severe hawk]

its best for wee scaling

[ancient gyro]

o I can use this emote now

[upper hawk]

lmao

[pale wolf]

😀

[hoary moon]

im blocking u

[ancient gyro]

emote server isn't dead after all

[ancient gyro]

that's pretty fragile of you

[vocal rose]

lol

[vocal rose]

lock in

[ancient gyro]

not me doing the absolute bare minimum to piss someone off

[upper hawk]

ragebait

[upper hawk]

anyone?

[humble gulch]

Some people are really ragebait-able

[hoary moon]

have u done naneinf yet

[upper hawk]

no im going for ante 39.

plus you would be able to see the bugged out score

[hoary moon]

start skipping if u aint doing hiscores

[upper hawk]

k

[hoary moon]

i wanted to know if u were planning for it

[willow frost]

sure

the two mimes is unfortunate lol

[hoary moon]

too late to fix it

[icy hollow]

Lol

[upper hawk]

yeah. it was at a point where it would make my cryptid production positive than breaking even so it was worth.

[icy hollow]

500 mil with just canio

[hoary moon]

gg

[icy hollow]

+3 sticker run too

4*

[humble gulch]

"Canio doesn't feel like a legendary joker"

[icy hollow]

Tho groker fake carry sticker is gg 💀 was saving him

[icy hollow]

Yea

The only thing is the number scaling. If thats the only thing that makes u legendary then u dont deserve legendary imo

Ive had 200x lucky cat. Doesnt make it legendary

Balance should be buffed to the rarity. Rarity should be based on the joker design itself. Imo

[ancient gyro]

nah

[humble gulch]

Legendaries give you steady powerful scaling, a unique tool or immediate strenght

[willow frost]

so what yorick as well

[fresh vessel]

what goes here

[icy hollow]

Yes

Yorick and canio

[willow frost]

why

[hoary moon]

burnt probs

[steady marten]

Worth taking anything here?

[icy hollow]

They just an uncommon xmult scaler with numbers tweaked to legendary strength

[hoary moon]

rick: yo

[fresh vessel]

aye

[humble gulch]

Shortcut

[willow frost]

trib is just an idol but with the chosen cards tweaked to kings and queens

[fresh vessel]

YOOOOOO RICK

[steady marten]

Fr?

[hoary moon]

yessss ricky

[willow frost]

chicot is just luchador but tweaked to not having to sell it

[steady marten]

I was between overstock and summit

[willow frost]

perkeo
well ok perkeos just crazy

[hoary moon]

painted deck

[ancient gyro]

mystic

[hoary moon]

really depends on what u wanna do

[icy hollow]

A set up idol without needing to go through the absurd idol requirement feels very legendary

[hoary moon]

js have fun

[ancient gyro]

riveting advice

[icy hollow]

If it was idol except its 4x instead of 2x thats kinda how i feel

With yorick and canio

[humble gulch]

Legendaries are all about making your run easier, not overpowered

[ancient gyro]

still just as useless

[hoary moon]

balatro is all about shaping your run as you want

[icy hollow]

Truth nuke

[hoary moon]

so pick whatever u wanna do

[humble gulch]

Trib is the worst legendary anyways

[icy hollow]

Chicot is the most legendary feeling to me. Just remove a concept of the game lol

Perkeo modded joker

[steady marten]

Maybe the real balatro were the friends we made along the way

[willow frost]

i dont get your standards i guess

[hoary moon]

yes thats the spirit

[humble gulch]

Yorick best legendary

[hoary moon]

chicot gets hate because its boring and replacable

[steady marten]

Specially by the fact that overstock ended up coming back in the store lmaooooooo

Win win

[hoary moon]

yessir

so much winning

[steady marten]

I didnt even know that was possible

[hoary moon]

youre gonna win so much

[steady marten]

I thought they couldnt come back

[hoary moon]

youll get tired of winning

[steady marten]

Like boss blinds

[willow frost]

bro think he trump

theyll be begging you please stop winning

[hoary moon]

but we Will keep winning

[hollow rock]

hola manuel que tal

[hoary moon]

rotten Orange stopped being funny a while ago

[hoary moon]

eu

[ancient gyro]

annoying orange?

like from 2011

cant believe that was on cartoon network at one point

[slow zodiac]

So who’s going? I really wanna keep wily for le sticker.

[hoary moon]

flash card probably

bc tarot merchant got the foil

[ancient gyro]

more context is required

[eager summit]

man, f this shit

[slow zodiac]

Flash at +40. Fortune at +27. Holo at 2.75. I be running 4 of a kinds

Many queens.

[hoary moon]

good

[ancient gyro]

planet levels

[eager summit]

mention the eternal showman and i'll block you

[serene forge]

skill issue plant doesnt counter photochad

[slow zodiac]

4OAK is at 4 and full house is at 5

[ancient gyro]

ditch ft

[hoary moon]

you deserve it for licking bloodstones

[serene forge]

you deserve it for having that tag

[eager summit]

why is licking bloodstones bad

[hoary moon]

cancer

[icy hollow]

I mean its just bs arbitrary how i feel 😭 like if i said green joker feels more orange than green. But 🤷‍♂️ idk i think chicot trib perkeo fit legendary pretty well

[eager summit]

how so

[slow zodiac]

Surprised it’s flash getting the boot but if it’s best then sure

[hoary moon]

bloodstone is disgusting

[ancient gyro]

it's not flash

[eager summit]

why

[slow zodiac]

Ahh. My bad

Gotcha gotcha

[serene forge]

ditch ft

[ancient gyro]

ft is contributing less when planets and Jj higher mult contributes for what's lost

[willow frost]

sure

[hoary moon]

wait what the fuck is that tag

[eager summit]

just a word for hermaphrodite

[serene forge]

my guy that tag description legit has a slur in it

[ancient gyro]

do they have blacklisted words

[hoary moon]

you should be sentenced to c++ on black deck

[ancient gyro]

sounds fun

[eager summit]

not a guy, also it's not a slur

[hoary moon]

its disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself

[eager summit]

it's not and i'm not

[serene forge]

it literally is one

[eager summit]

it just means hermaphrodite

[serene forge]

no not that word

the other one

[humble gulch]

Sounds fun

[serene forge]

also you know what i mean

don't be disingenuous

[eager summit]

no i don't

[serene forge]

right

[hoary moon]

find god gng✌️

[serene forge]

because youre a bloodstone user

[eager summit]

i have a god, he approves

[humble gulch]

Atheists:

[serene forge]

shut up andy

[hoary moon]

just uh

control your lust

[ancient gyro]

[hoary moon]

improve yourself

[ancient gyro]

nah jk

[hoary moon]

find motivation

[eager summit]

don't worry, i'm in full control of that aspect of myself

[hoary moon]

the first step is accepting u got a problem

[humble gulch]

You lick the evolution of lusty joker

[willow frost]

also what word i actually cant tell

[eager summit]

i lick it because the rust makes my tongue tingle

[serene forge]

that is a crazy sentence

[eager summit]

bloodstones are rocks with oxidized iron on them

[serene forge]

the part where it says liking ___ is not gay

[ancient gyro]

we're down to 9 new sentence discoveries

[willow frost]

oh is that a slur

damn

[serene forge]

maybe not a slur exactly but it's derogatory so same thing

[ancient gyro]

yeah I missed that balance patch

[eager summit]

my tag doesn't say that, the server it's linked to does

if you have another server with the futa tag, i'm completely fine with changing

[willow frost]

ive never seen it used as a derogatory term before lol

[serene forge]

is your tag saying what it does somehow supposed to be better

[eager summit]

i have this because i think hermaphrodites are neat

[serene forge]

lol

[serene forge]

don't be obtuse girl

[hoary moon]

unemployment

[humble gulch]

What do you mean that white jelly beans are pineapple flavored 😭

[willow frost]

lmao

[serene forge]

white is usually the pineapple color if not yellow