🕹・game-discussion

[naive frigate]

Or radio

Wait chaos the clown is there

[patent sail]

fuck radio or dna idk

[naive frigate]

What purpose does he serve

[patent sail]

wait no dna is

[marsh swan]

Dna is kind of ass

[pallid galleon]

chaos is 50 chips

[patent sail]

synergy with holo

[naive frigate]

Fuck dna with hologram??

[naive frigate]

The fuck are you on

[patent sail]

ywah thats what i said rn, i forgot

[marsh swan]

I mean if you buy holo then sure

[patent sail]

guess bye walkie talkie

[naive frigate]

Well yeah i'm debating what to replce with holo

[patent sail]

you got holo on campfire

[humble gulch]

DNA is trash

[pallid galleon]

hes literally asking what to sell for holo bruh

[patent sail]

so +10 flat

[patent sail]

hologram scaling

[molten thicket]

what the walkie talkie there for

[naive frigate]

Should i lowk just kill the only clown joker

[humble gulch]

I mean, in general

[naive frigate]

Cuz i got like 3 10's of the same suit

[patent sail]

in general yea

[molten thicket]

nah chaos gives chips and free reroll

[patent sail]

kill walkie

i guess idk

[marsh swan]

Still not worth keeping walkie

Low mult

[naive frigate]

Won't walk and talk anymore

[patent sail]

and farm up that campfire

[naive frigate]

Im genuinely dumbass 😭😭

I bought hoo before doing that

Y'all should just kill me atp

[patent sail]

its not hard tho

just buy random consumbles and immideatly sell them

[naive frigate]

Ion have space for that

[patent sail]

CONSUMABLES

[safe flower]

Everyone say thank you baseball card

[patent sail]

not jokers

tarots/planets

[naive frigate]

Ok i'll try

[patent sail]

thats $2 per 0.25x on campfire

[waxen stream]

baseball card the run carrier

[pallid galleon]

pay attention to how well you are scoring tho

only scale campfire when you actually need the help

[naive frigate]

I LITERALLY had pareidolia 3 rerolls ago

Oh my son bru

[pale wolf]

#📜・modding-rules

[lilac ruin]

followed doc's example and got my own ghost deck only c++

[pallid galleon]

dawg how would you even fit pareidolia and photo

[naive frigate]

Sacrifices have to be made.

[pallid galleon]

3 jokers for a x4 mult is not the build you think it is...

[pale wolf]

🤔 interesting, i always thought it said steam version and not PC

[molten thicket]

why parei

[naive frigate]

Abandoned deck

[molten thicket]

oh

[naive frigate]

I mean i have 4 queens of clubs should i replace sum with photochad?

[hollow monolith]

my bad

[naive frigate]

And i'm planning on getting more with dna

I lowk just think chaos has to go

Like he ain't cuttin it

[lilac ruin]

what hand are you trying to play

[molten thicket]

if you wanna run photochad then sell chaos/campfire and take photo and death

[naive frigate]

Whatever floats the boat 😭

[lilac ruin]

bc foil chaos is great with holo campfire and hologram

[naive frigate]

All lvl 1's

[lilac ruin]

you can start playing pairs

OnlyPairs

[naive frigate]

Chaos was a good guy.

[vale shale]

Alright alright. 1 take gold stake run any deck. What deck we thinking bout.

[naive frigate]

Chaos was a good man. A honest man

[pallid galleon]

he has dna, should be able to play towards 4oak, 5oak etc.

[lilac ruin]

oh 4oak would be good

esp with blue seals #yum

[molten thicket]

plasma

[naive frigate]

Is this good arrangement of cards\

[robust lance]

Maybe

[lilac ruin]

whats ur deck look like

[pallid galleon]

w red seal

[lilac ruin]

i would try to enhance a red seal before copying it

[molten thicket]

w red seal

[vale shale]

A lil bit of plasma into the mix of chaos

[pallid galleon]

no, dont stop copying it

cant lose on holo value and chances to draw it

[naive frigate]

Dear lord

[molten thicket]

yea blank red seal is still very much worth copying

[pallid galleon]

if you made them lucky it would be ggs fr

[noble mango]

women

i wonder which joker are which if balatro was pvz themed

[pallid galleon]

im gonna stop myself from saying something that would get me banned

[pallid galleon]

bro.

[lilac ruin]

yea its wraps

[pallid galleon]

stop feeding campfire 😭

[noble mango]

nvm i think ur not consistently drawing your women enough

[noble mango]

wait how did you get women on abandoned deck

[brave goblet]

strength

[naive frigate]

I got a queen and then DNA and death and it just happened

[brave goblet]

or just add them

[noble mango]

from pack then

[naive frigate]

Through a standart pack

[brave goblet]

abandoned is actually easier to make a face card build, in some ways, cause the smaller deck size means you can find new face cards easier

[noble mango]

ain't no way you are turning tens into jacks into women

[brave goblet]

If you got tarot gen, why not?

[noble mango]

imo ghost deck easier for that

🤤 immolate

[brave goblet]

You can basically do whatever the hell you want on ghost deck lol

[noble mango]

ghost deck like
goated

[pallid galleon]

the moral of the story

[exotic anvil]

i just found a seed with 3 possible invis jokers, a baron, and a mime within the first 4 antes

XC1GB11G

[pallid galleon]

if your deck feels abandoned, use your strengths to build a harem of queens

[slate rampart]

mythical run inbound

[noble mango]

women ☕

[humble gulch]

I mean, I prefer my blueprints and brainstorms

[slate rampart]

opened spectral pack

got ecto

ecto doesnt hit showman

open arcana

soul

perkeo

and i got 2 antes worth of time

[exotic anvil]

true my two goats of balatro

[slate rampart]

too bad no fucking red seals at all

[pallid galleon]

nice

[brave goblet]

L

[pallid galleon]

not nice

[hoary knot]

How do I manage to lose with double polychrome photochad

[slate rampart]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THIS RUN

THIS FUCKING RUN

nat neg troubador is fucking crazy

[hoary knot]

I'm the worst balala player of all time

[noble mango]

would you sacrifice an extra joker slot just for having 4 hands

or just go ghost deck

[noble mango]

[hoary knot]

I'm a fraud

[pallid galleon]

its ok we all have had our chud moments

[heavy heron]

well it seems i’ve made a build

[naive frigate]

Are mult red seal cards better than red seal lucky cards

[heavy heron]

what build..? idk..

[noble mango]

full housemaxxing

[pallid galleon]

you should do lucky for the money

[hoary knot]

My celestial packs hate me

[pallid galleon]

since photochad activates on the first card, you are only gonna benefit from the first +4 mult

which becomes less important if you get your planet levels up

[naive frigate]

Genuine WRAPS

[pallid galleon]

nice

campfire a fraud fr

[hoary knot]

I've only ever won with campfire once

Decided to never do it ever again

I am yet to do my obelisk run

[lime remnant]

never again

i hate you plasma

[naive frigate]

Js got 2 mils

[lime remnant]

coil man

holy typo

[pearl hinge]

I'm abouta go Beast Mode!

[willow frost]

nah try it again its so fun

[pearl hinge]

I do another run now

[naive frigate]

Literal WRAPS

[lime remnant]

last deck

[hoary knot]

Perkeo campfire run 😢

[humble gulch]

Campfire is so good

[lime remnant]

holy shiet my chad is top 1

[naive frigate]

Gah DAMN

[hoary knot]

This was my worst perkeo find ever

[pallid galleon]

pebbles

[patent sail]

at least 2 or 3 times and campfire lowk carried

[pallid galleon]

wdym by worst

[pearl hinge]

Red deck, green stake apparently since that's next for me

[pearl hinge]

Woah that pfp really did last a day

[patent sail]

see

[lime remnant]

im sorry worst perkeo find ever? mf you got a perkeo 💀

[lime remnant]

chudstellation

[hoary knot]

A perkeo is a perkeo I guess

[humble gulch]

Best joker

[naive frigate]

Shuold i keep the way they are or do i re arrange them for mroe profit

[pallid galleon]

im ngl this just makes it look like you only win when you get holo and constellation

[slate rampart]

14 rounds 3 copy jokers nat neg troubador and i dont get any fuckin red seals

at all

ugh

[humble gulch]

It doesn't matter

[lime remnant]

bro you got a perkeo with baron theres no worst perkeo over here 💀

[humble gulch]

Maybe

[hoary knot]

I mean, I was deep into the run so

[lime remnant]

appears so much in my early ante for some reason

[violet bear]

Bean bugged 3 times on a run, the last having 2 hands left with my only scoring being baron

Biblical levels of greed

[lime remnant]

look inside:
ante 9

[violet bear]

But i have a handsize of 22 now

[pallid galleon]

nice

[lime remnant]

js kill gilden joker bro

[patent sail]

campfire before hologram because holo on it for +10

that wont do much but

just a little more optimal

[naive frigate]

Shit 😭

[patent sail]

eh its okay

you did well

[pallid galleon]

did you turn any of them to glass

[naive frigate]

Aigh enough balatro for today

[naive frigate]

I had no chance

[patent sail]

that could help yea

[naive frigate]

Like literally

No chance

[patent sail]

steel maybe?

[pallid galleon]

glass cards woulda sent you into the E's

[lime remnant]

0 econ momebt

[patent sail]

meh idk, on photochad it would do more but idk about Es

[naive frigate]

No i just didn't get any cards that would help with getting glass cards

[pallid galleon]

a single glass card is a x16

[patent sail]

yup

which isnt Es range yet

[lime remnant]

5 glass is easy e so

[pallid galleon]

he got dna

[hoary knot]

Easy e

[patent sail]

Es start at E11, and he had millions aka E6

he needed more than one and to draw them all

[woven remnant]

showing up with your family to get more scores in Poker

[naive frigate]

Im genuinely confused how do Es work in this game

[patent sail]

they start at e11

[hoary knot]

Really big number

[patent sail]

e is number * 10 to the power of number after e

[lime remnant]

number after like 999 billion

[willow frost]

your last few screenshots all show your money in the single digits idk man

[naive frigate]

So a trillion?

[pallid galleon]

E is basically just how many 0s there are after the number
so 1e11 would be 1 with 11 0s

[hoary knot]

Reaching 11 zeros would make the text really small

[patent sail]

2e10 is 2 * 10^10

[naive frigate]

I had 80 at some point

[lime remnant]

that's e11 ye

[willow frost]

ah nice

[patent sail]

isnt trillion e12

[lime remnant]

work your econ game man like damn

[patent sail]

million e6
billion e9
trillion e12

its all e3 steps

[pallid galleon]

nintendo

[lime remnant]

idk its all the same to me 💔

[naive frigate]

That makes sense

[patent sail]

so 100 billion is into Es

[naive frigate]

so basically the amount of zeros the number has?

[slate rampart]

im blowing my shit clean off bruh

[patent sail]

yup

[hoary knot]

Yes

[pallid galleon]

heh.

[slate rampart]

perkeo and early mime baron with showman for double blueprint

[lime remnant]

luchagoat clutch trust

[slate rampart]

and it gets pissed down the drain

[hoary knot]

E stands for exponent (I think, I haven't studied math in a while)

[slate rampart]

look at my reroll

shits wraps

[patent sail]

yuhhh they done for

[vale shale]

The sad.

[slate rampart]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[willow frost]

rip

[lime remnant]

oh shit

folk

[hoary knot]

Plasma deck claims yet another victory

[slate rampart]

I GOT A NAT FUCKING NEG TROUBADOR MAN

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pallid galleon]

ok kinda deserved cause i clicked on your profile and got flashbanged by jesus

[patent sail]

what kinda reasoning is that 😭😭😭😭

[slate rampart]

my voucher luck was also garbage

[vale shale]

If it was verdant leaf I would've won

[lime remnant]

0 voucher skip?

[slate rampart]

0

[lime remnant]

happened to me once

classic

[slate rampart]

gee gee

my greatest what could have been run

[pallid galleon]

rip

[hoary knot]

Click clack click clack click click click

[slate rampart]

ngl i was 100% ready to sell perkeo

it did its job

but luchador just didnt show up

fucking bastard

[hoary knot]

Do it for the asmr

[lime remnant]

nah still need the cryptids

[slate rampart]

what cryptids

this is plasma

[lime remnant]

yes

copy cryptids bro

[pallid galleon]

imma play soem pokermon

goated mod

[cursive crater]

it is

really well made aswell

[pallid galleon]

i played like one game and found out it was peak

[pearl hinge]

Gg

[pale wolf]

https://youtu.be/5SOW2DKZUlk peam

nearly 900k views

[frank grove]

this cat did almost nothing and i had him since like idk ante 4 or something 😭

[patent sail]

yall guys should do todays balatrodle, you will totally enjoy it

[vale shale]

The fact that he was chill about a face reveal

[austere shore]

Just sold a nat holo yorick for a rental superposition 😍

[patent sail]

i once sold canio for walkie talkie

[wicked sequoia]

I love ghost deck

[austere shore]

C++ moment

[patent sail]

it wasnt even c++ lmao

[austere shore]

Oh lmao

[frank grove]

just did it 😭

[hoary moon]

disgusting

[patent sail]

i would just die if i didnt do it

[austere shore]

I had this yesterday lol

[patent sail]

took me 2 tries

[wicked sequoia]

Ghost deck!!

I love it!!

[hoary moon]

yessir

best deck ever

[patent sail]

my opener is always Jimbo and he told me all i need to know to guess exactly what it is

[austere shore]

Me when ankh and then ankh and then ankh

[wicked sequoia]

Got my first gold stake win on ghost

[patent sail]

samesies!!

[kind sail]

how the game feels after giving me nat negative of a joker that just died soon

[noble mango]

negative is negative

ig

well be eating air tonight

[warm wedge]

photo or chad

both ig

[chrome sable]

Was good?

Could've been better if I hadn't ectoplasmed a Chad early on

[noble mango]

ecto ass

[chrome sable]

In my defense, I didn't know I'd find Baron, mime, brainstorm, and blueprint in shops

[noble mango]

when it hits the joker you don't want

[chrome sable]

It started as photochad but I pivoted around ante 9

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[wicked sequoia]

Yes

evil joker

[slate fable]

HELP

[wicked sequoia]

thank you mods 🙏

[slate fable]

do I get rid of the perkeo?

or do I ditch 2 things for the blueprint?

[zenith raven]

Am I better off selling DNA and grabbing Brainstorm here?

And then try to get it back once I get an ecto/anti-matter

[slate fable]

what's your deck looking like?

[dusty tusk]

Beat orange stake and got to ante 12!!!

[slate fable]

I think you could ditch the DNA for a bit then try and fish it out again

[slate fable]

ae nice!

[dusty tusk]

Should I b avoiding rentals in gold?

[zenith raven]

Yeah I feel the same, better to survive and amass money now. Deck is fine as it is

[slate fable]

yeah

[ebon condor]

in the earlygame, usually

[slate fable]

any suggestions for this?

[ebon condor]

later you can get away w it

but there are jokers that are still very solid rental in the earlygame

[zenith raven]

Easily ditch either smiley or dice

Probably dice

[slate fable]

smiley is my only score here

[zenith raven]

Then dice

[slate fable]

I think I'll have to ditch dice and business card

[zenith raven]

Or sell death

And dice

Keep business card for now

You need the money

[slate fable]

I went with dice and card

too late

thank you though

[zenith raven]

All good, you can Perkeo your deck into kings now

[brave goblet]

[zenith raven]

Lmao

[brave goblet]

Death by deckout

Actually kinda absurd how it was only an e off when forced to play 4oak instead of flush5

[eager prawn]

Should I take bootstraps?
There's also seed money there

And faceless

[slate fable]

who gets dropped for baron?

[slate fable]

I think you oculd pull it off but why triple riffraff?

[patent sail]

they always have the sillest looking runs, let them have fun

[dusty tusk]

Rental jokers are really annoying

[patent sail]

theres a very niche case of them being good and that is growing campfire (buy for $1, sell for $1 immideately) and cola/luchador

but yeah they are kinda annoying

though if you got econ they wont hurt you

[rose furnace]

is it worth it 🥹

[patent sail]

why would it not be

youre above interest cap

just buy it vro

[rose furnace]

I joke dw 🥹✌️

[rose furnace]

True answer

[patent sail]

✅✅✅✅🐎

[rose furnace]

@patent sail nice pfp also

[patent sail]

horse for comedic effect

[rose furnace]

I get it dw

🤸

[patent sail]

its just a thing i say because

idk it makes the horse just that extra bit funnier (trust me it surely does)

i may be just stupid though

🎀💓🌸

[rose furnace]

That is indeed the effect it produces🤓

[peak crest]

i genuinely hate the wall more than the plant or any other boss blind

[patent sail]

the nefarious tooth:

[rose furnace]

Its depend when 🤓

[peak crest]

tooth sucks but it’s alright if i don’t have any retriggers

[patent sail]

one ante 4 tooth and youre done for

[nova junco]

I hate the plant but it's the most satisfying boss when I don't have a face card build

[gilded snow]

Hi could someone help me, I’m relatively new to the game and I wanted to ask if opening more and more arcane packs increase odds of getting a legendary joker?

[night turret]

No they don’t, they just randomly appear

If you have two tarot cards in your off hand or 3, you can get more tarots in that pack

[feral pagoda]

how do you see the effect like that? Like how do you see X and mult under the jokers?

[gilded snow]

Alright thank u so much

[manic kettle]

personal largest amount of money, over 15k, spent to get my highest campire 🙏 got it to 105x after but forgot to screenshot before boss blind

[pale wolf]

yes, by virtue of there being the same chance per pack

but there isn't any forgiveness system or anything, the probability doesnt go up to help you

[slate fable]

hey how do I turn off game animation and go to calculation?

[pale wolf]

functionally the only way you can increase the number of legendary Jokers you see is to open as many spectral/arcana packs as possible, arcana preferably bc they have more slots than spectral packs and soul has a chance to replace per slot

[pale wolf]

what

[frank grove]

mod called joker display

[slate fable]

oh so it's a mod

nevermind

[pale wolf]

?? i have no clue

I don't know what you were describing

[slate fable]

I saw this one person play Balatro and they were able to turn off the game's calculating animation and just go to a dry calculator that skipped all the jokers repeating stuff

[near basalt]

I finally found Riff Raff bruh

[faint lily]

Yoo what's up guys

[frank grove]

theres a couple that somewhat do this, like saturn and the newer handy versions have options up to 512x game speed

[slate fable]

oh ok

[patent sail]

i think talisman mod just skips animations

[pale wolf]

talisman is score cap

[patent sail]

it has animations skip too i think tho

[frank grove]

no talisman does have skip animation options

[humble gulch]

I opened a """gummy""" egg and it smells like it'll give me cancer

[pale wolf]

yeah but the statement was talisman just skips animations

[faint lily]

Yo what's up guys

[pale wolf]

You already said that

[patent sail]

the word just here was to state that it just skips animations entirely instead of speeding them up

not to say it only does that

[pale wolf]

i see

[faint lily]

How are we doing

[pale wolf]

I'm going home from work

I'm going to sing in the car

[faint lily]

that's crazy

[patent sail]

home? like house? full house? ew

[faint lily]

Working in the BIG 26

[patent sail]

my 26 kinda small idk about you

[humble gulch]

(16 year old)

[faint lily]

yoo i'm also 16

[pale wolf]

I think they were talking about you

🦓

[humble gulch]

Yeah

🐑

[viral raft]

hi folks

[pale wolf]

Hi folk

[versed sable]

enjoy

[viral raft]

who ar u going 🦓

[pale wolf]

no I'm going to hate it

I'm going to cry while I'm doing it

[versed sable]

oh :(

[faint lily]

then say it

[pale wolf]

I'm bringing a friend to a doctor appointment

[viral raft]

ohhh that's cool

[versed sable]

oh,,
hope the appointment goes well!!

[viral raft]

good luck with that :D

[pale wolf]

I should hope I don't need luck 😨

[patent sail]

gaming

[willow frost]

512 holy moly

[humble gulch]

I love jelly beans

[pale wolf]

You think I'm taking Bloodstone out on my doctor appointment run hell no

[versed sable]

LOL

[viral raft]

😭

fair

[versed sable]

don't play a face card on your travels

[humble gulch]

It'll crash the bus

[versed sable]

exactly :3

[willow frost]

mfw the doctor diagnoses me with blood stones

[faint lily]

what is that emoji twin

":3"

[humble gulch]

:3

[bleak blaze]

:333

[versed sable]

[pale wolf]

cat

[humble gulch]

What's wrong with it :3

[viral raft]

wait...that means that Bus crash a human???

[viral raft]

idk is something cute

[humble gulch]

Yes

[viral raft]

like a cat face

:3

[faint lily]

It's perverted

[pale wolf]

In this essay I will be exploring the equivalencies between high-risk high reward balatro gameplay and the state of classism in America

[versed sable]

no. you're just being weird for no reason
you can stop now thanks

[viral raft]

true but depends on the person, can be used to act cute/kind but also can be Pedobear

[humble gulch]

Poverty explained with Balatro

[bleak blaze]

Bros looking to cause problems 😭 😭 😭

[faint lily]

frrr

I saw it on a subreddit

[versed sable]

nobody here is being like that though lol

[faint lily]

and it was NOT a normal subreddit

[bleak blaze]

Wrong guy my bad zebra

[viral raft]

yeah that's why i said depends, i also use :3 sometimes

depends alot of the context and person

[versed sable]

i c

[patent sail]

:3c

[bleak blaze]

Ayo you from ABQ?

[faint lily]

what?

[willow frost]

a lot of them arent i wont even joke lad

[bleak blaze]

Your profile says you're from NM, so am I

[pale wolf]

He's never heard of Albuquerque, he's larping new mexico

🦓 I would pretend to be from somewhere cool

[bleak blaze]

Bro doesnt do meth like a real new mexican smh

[viral raft]

the breaking bad place omg

[faint lily]

ohhh now I get it

[faint lily]

frr

[versed sable]

on a balatro note, do y'all think this is enough high card

[bleak blaze]

Nah

[willow frost]

i live in england am i cool guys

[pale wolf]

I pronounce Albuquerque as it is spelled

[patent sail]

a little more than average

[pale wolf]

al bu quayr quay

[humble gulch]

Hi, I'm from Chernobyl

[viral raft]

above average but nothing really that impressive

[faint lily]

nah man im from santa

[patent sail]

i live in balatroland yall

[versed sable]

is it enough plays :3?

[feral pagoda]

thank you

[bleak blaze]

Lucky, I was born in Silver and now im in LC

[neon sonnet]

Guys... guys it's... it's the play mat... and the deck of cards... IRL... holy shit...

[viral raft]

maybe dk, i just play pairs

[patent sail]

could use a couple more

[bleak blaze]

They scale better

[faint lily]

Cool man

[patent sail]

ts finna steall all your money and give you Baron

[willow frost]

if you play a hand 10000+ times does the number break the ui slightly or does it just get smaller

[versed sable]

that is an excellent question and not one that i think is reasonably possible to answer, unfortunately

[willow frost]

damn

[rose furnace]

Give us the site u buy it dude😞😞

[viral raft]

this is the equivalent of having the coolest thing ever about a secundary character that does almost nothing in most of episodes 😭

[willow frost]

actually wait yeah youre right

[viral raft]

so cool

[neon sonnet]

Fangamer

[willow frost]

thatd require about 100 hands a round lol

[viral raft]

i love playing balatro with keyboard

[rose furnace]

Tyyyyyysmmm vro

[viral raft]

feels so clean

[bleak blaze]

Aight, guess the last joker i need for C++

[faint lily]

@versed sable how did you get that much money

[pale wolf]

it would be possible to do with cheats, all you need to do is have like a billion negative burglars and then spam high card on psychic

[faint lily]

we don't do cheats here

[versed sable]

10000 hands in 121 rounds (antes 1-38 + hiero + petro + one round of ante 39) = 82.6 hands per blind since ante 1

[humble gulch]

Tablet >>>>

[pale wolf]

You ever heard of save scumming

[willow frost]

sounds right yeah

[faint lily]

yes

but that's lame

[neon sonnet]

I love playing with my mouse on PC. Though if the game ever gets cross platform saves I WILL buy it on Switch

[pale wolf]

It's actually highly skilled

[versed sable]

->

[faint lily]

aha

[bleak blaze]

🅱️ean

[viral raft]

i love the emote cards represetation

😭

[versed sable]

minecraft dungeons habit ngl
lol

[viral raft]

damn i didn't hear that game from a while

[pale wolf]

is that one server with every Joker as an emote or is that a few different ones

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[near basalt]

Negative Pareidolia and it's natural 👀

[pale wolf]

because I think you need like four boosts to have enough emote slots

[versed sable]

just one of my own private ones

[pale wolf]

I see I see

[versed sable]

i only use it for tetrio Fumens, those emojis, and a few OC stickers

lol

[viral raft]

so cool

[rugged bloom]

Boutta reach another naneinf soon

[serene forge]

good dagger food

[viral raft]

that's cool

[neon sonnet]

Damn, we need more Joker emojis in this server tbh...

[versed sable]

i used to be one of the main people helping out in the community but it is
very quiet these days

[bleak blaze]

How does one simply naneninf

Im just a gold stake merchant

[pale wolf]

there are enough emote slots for there to be an emote for every single consumable and Joker in the game

[bleak blaze]

and not a good one

[serene forge]

be a twitch streamer

[pale wolf]

but they've resisted adding them for some reason

[bleak blaze]

Looks inside

[near basalt]

Lost sock and buskin vro I FORGOT TO SWITCH IT SO ITS KINDA MAKES ME SAD 😭

[frank grove]

how many slots is max boosted?

[versed sable]

i just have the most relevant endless mode ones lmao

[viral raft]

yeah i remenber being on that server for a few weeks, Minecraft Dungeons was a big MID imo, cool game but really easy and also short as hell

[daring geyser]

sell cavendish or photograph???

[faint lily]

how can I live forever

[humble gulch]

Naneinf is easy, but is so boring

[faint lily]

I don't know

[serene forge]

sock probably isnt doing anything anyways

[near basalt]

-# aka fed to the dagger

[bleak blaze]

By e20 im tempted to hit new run

[faint lily]

Why is the lucky wheel not working I don't know

[bleak blaze]

BOY I LOVE SHOP SIMULATOR

[serene forge]

i know

[viral raft]

Caven

[faint lily]

who cought that reference

[pale wolf]

52 consumables if you were wondering

[versed sable]

but also very confusing with what stacks in which ways, how enchants and gilds work, also a very grindy endgame..
lot of people asking for gear advice, i helped out a lot back in the day

[frank grove]

oh, wow they should add them here that would be neat

[bleak blaze]

Getting to e in GS is more exciting because GS is hard af

[serene forge]

I hate Minecraft

[viral raft]

yeaaaah i forget that, the same was really confusing sometimes

[versed sable]

cav is ×3, photo is ×2 3 times (×8 total)

[humble gulch]

Not really

[manic kettle]

welp, im conflicted

[pale wolf]

when I hit e in gold stake I do not feel good about it

[serene forge]

when i hit e in gold stake i couldnt care less

[bleak blaze]

Have you considered that I may have a skill issue

[near basalt]

Who do I need to look for to pair with Pareidolia?

[versed sable]

like
ricochet carries bow enchants, but chain reaction doesn't
even though they're otherwise very similar and have nothing saying that they work differently in that way

[serene forge]

feed it to the dagger, parei sucks

[pale wolf]

it makes me feel like I could have made decisions earlier in the run that would have made a more engaging game

[ebon condor]

fuck is this image

[humble gulch]

Pareidolia Is trash

[bleak blaze]

Paredolia when the plant arrives

[frank grove]

data sourced from the balatro fandom wiki 😭

[pale wolf]

or maybe it's more like, I already knew the run was won from such an early stage

[viral raft]

I love Minecraft but tbh is probably one of the most overrated games ever, really fun but the exploration is trash, villages are OP, you can easily win against all enemies except wither and Dragon only using Iron armor (something that you get in almost early game) and the end game is just "make farms until you get bored" type of thing

[rugged bloom]

What

[bleak blaze]

I like Minecraft because the only limit of fun is your own imagination

[night turret]

No problema, good luck on getting those legendary jokers

[neon sonnet]

Dammit, why is the data from the fandom wiki and not wiki.gg

[versed sable]

or blow up the dragon with beds which honestly isn't that hard with a tiny bit of practice

it's a good game to just

[pale wolf]

number too big at end boss, make feel like more fun if have harder time

[bleak blaze]

Been playing it since 2010 🔥

[versed sable]

run around in with friends

[humble gulch]

Minecraft is a bad game when you're a boring person

[bleak blaze]

THISSSSS

[ebon condor]

i live laugh love minecraft building

survival is midcore

[viral raft]

true, i used to love making servers to me and my friends

[neon sonnet]

Oh, wait, I'm misremembering it as the actual wiki .org link

Hm.

[bleak blaze]

Bro being 7 in 2012 was peak playing Minecraft on your iPad with your friends

[night turret]

It’s Better with a miner, builder and hunter

[bleak blaze]

Peak Minecraft YouTube as well

[pale wolf]

we don't use wiki gg

[neon sonnet]

https://balatrowiki.org/ They should've used this wiki instead, honestly.

[pale wolf]

which is weird gloop or something

[rugged bloom]

Okay

[ebon condor]

i mean the image just kinda sucks overall

why is mr bones on retriggers

[viral raft]

i used to play alot minecraft and Plants vs zombiens in my Xbox 360 when i was a little kid, so cool

[bleak blaze]

BO2 was my shit as well

[rugged bloom]

in 2012 I was playing Cut the Rope, Subway Surfers, Temple Run 2, etc.

[bleak blaze]

God im old

[viral raft]

BO2 was so PEAK

the zombies from BO2 and BO1 were so peak omg

[serene forge]

burger being in passive effects is just a complete lie

[faint lily]

EVERYONE

JOIN VC

[versed sable]

cut the rope
i watched someone do a playthrough of that recently
lmao

[frank grove]

also trading card being in econ 😭

[pale wolf]

what f****** VC LOL

[bleak blaze]

What I would give for people born after 2010 to experience a COD BO2 game chat

[versed sable]

there isn't one

[serene forge]

diet coke lmfao

[viral raft]

theres no vc here

[mental bloom]

wrong gc probably

[ebon condor]

dna in duplication 😭

[faint lily]

there is

I'm talking to someone

[rugged bloom]

Bot

[faint lily]

oh wait

[rugged bloom]

Scammer

[faint lily]

wrong server

[bleak blaze]

WHATS HER NAME

OOOOOOO

[versed sable]

meow

[pale wolf]

and if we did have VC I would hope it was age gated

[serene forge]

splash is my favorite scoring/retrigger joker

[faint lily]

lmaooo nah its some random russian guy

[bleak blaze]

That sounds awful

[pale wolf]

talking to children does sound awful yeah

[faint lily]

why

[ebon condor]

i also love how on-score and after score cards arent separated at all

esp for xmult

[faint lily]

I'm not a child I'm a teen

[viral raft]

god hears you, i wish thoses old CODs were still alive

[neon sonnet]

That's still a child.

[versed sable]

so true

[pale wolf]

That first emote actually made me laugh out loud

[humble gulch]

The same thing

[ebon condor]

im actually 2 year old

[serene forge]

only children think this distinction means anything

[pale wolf]

never seen it with that many ! s

[neon sonnet]

I HATE children.

[versed sable]

you wanna see something funny

[humble gulch]

Teens may be even dumber than a child ngl

[viral raft]

I hate edgy teenagers

so corny

[versed sable]

i hate people

except my own people (my close friends

[bleak blaze]

I used to be one, furry hater homophone to gay ass deer online

[versed sable]

and even then..

[mental bloom]

meow!!!

[bleak blaze]

Real shit

[viral raft]

that sounded kinda racist tbf 😭

[neon sonnet]

I only hate children and... certain political people. That's really it.

[versed sable]

honestly fair, I did not word that properly
my bad qwq

[serene forge]

text chat is already insufferable at times with 11 year old baron glazers online, voice would just be worse

[versed sable]

lmao

[viral raft]

😭 sometimes happens no problems

[frank grove]

amphy crash out vc edition

[viral raft]

so true omg

[humble gulch]

Flushers ❤️‍🩹

[versed sable]

thank you for pointing it out lmao

[bleak blaze]

"High card sucks" would send me in VC

[ebon condor]

what did you mean by that anyways

[humble gulch]

Nobody is crashing me

[pale wolf]

I wouldn't want the age gate to be any sort of official ID verification, just based on vibes

[ebon condor]

return of civil chatter role

[pale wolf]

I'm still a civil chatter

[ebon condor]

same

[rugged bloom]

Baron Pog Baron

[versed sable]

i hope that i am good vibes

[serene forge]

3 OAK scales like shit. If you are playing this game you are likely going for pairs, and if you are going for pairs, building the deck towards more of that same card is likely what is happening, however switching from pairs to 3 OAK is bad because 3 OAK has really bad scaling for how hard it is to play. Instead you should just focus on pairs and take Mars when pairs don’t show up in packs, then eventually when you have enough you switch to 4 OAK. In the rare chance you get enough deck fixing you instead switch to one of the unlock hands instead like 5 OAK or even Flush 5.

[viral raft]

well i'll go take a nap

see ya folks

[pale wolf]

You're on thin ice just for being an endless player 🤏

[rugged bloom]

I'm an endless player and proud of it

[ebon condor]

im bad vibes because i dont think obelisk is top 10 jokers unfortunately

[pale wolf]

honestly I don't know if it is either

there's a lot of good Jokers

[frank grove]

i dont think its top 10 either

[humble gulch]

Do I give good vibes?

[bleak blaze]

Well at least you don't say its bad because youre bad at the game

[rugged bloom]

For Gold Stake it is

[slow iris]

do i give good vibes?

[rugged bloom]

IMO

[mental bloom]

Of course

[slow iris]

yeah you do tbh

[pale wolf]

That's you

[viral raft]

Watches*

[versed sable]

i see how it is

[ebon condor]

forgot to switch accounts buddy

[humble gulch]

:3

[rugged bloom]

Let's go

[pale wolf]

when I was using multiple Discord accounts, I remember that switch account button location like the back of my hand

[serene forge]

if we had a vc i'd get called slurs for saying i hate bloodstone

[ebon condor]

if we had a vc id call people slurs for fun

[pale wolf]

you'd be a slytherin bc of mudbloods

[mental bloom]

Hehehehe

[humble gulch]

Make flusher a slur

[rugged bloom]

If we had a vc I'd listen to people calling each other slurs

[serene forge]

i dunno what that means

[pale wolf]

me kneether

[patent sail]

if we had a vc i would never join that

[humble gulch]

If we had a VC

[viral raft]

if you ever feel bad remenbner that theres people who loves Bloodstone ans play around thatr card

[versed sable]

i still have never made a second account

[neon sonnet]

If we had a VC, we'd have a VC.

[pale wolf]

why does everybody want venture capitalists

[mental bloom]

Oh yes

[serene forge]

virtual currency

[charred sierra]

i am NOT taking this sorry

[rugged bloom]

I would absolutely be one of the most annoying backseat chatters

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[humble gulch]

Virtual insanity?

[frank grove]

for that balatro battlepass release 🔥

[rugged bloom]

Take the Perkeo

[charred sierra]

its gonna be chicot

[patent sail]

my goat

[serene forge]

negative perkeo in soul and negative bs in judgment

[serene forge]

that would also be good

[pale wolf]

local thunk sells out to private equity; raised fist is removed from the game

[bleak blaze]

Its gonna be Canio

[humble gulch]

Chicot is good

[bleak blaze]

Arguably even less use for a face card build

[bleak blaze]

LOL

[serene forge]

yay

[charred sierra]

red seal here i coke

[versed sable]

exciting times everyone!
(i'm opening balatro to continue my endless run

[pale wolf]

banned

[ebon condor]

QUIT HAVING FUN

[rugged bloom]

mail-in-rebate used more than twice a run gets you landed in prison

[charred sierra]

STOP

[versed sable]

wtf :(

[patent sail]

free

[frank grove]

are you excited to wait 10 minutes for a hand?

[versed sable]

more than that

[versed sable]

but honestly not really

[charred sierra]

please

[versed sable]

i'm just gonna be playing tetrio

[patent sail]

jimbo 🔥🔥🔥🔥

run is saved

[bleak blaze]

JIMBO

[charred sierra]

teah

[mental bloom]

Ball knower

[humble gulch]

That's like working without pay

[patent sail]

i once found negative eternal jimbo in the first shop

[charred sierra]

easy pull

[patent sail]

exactly $7 too

[bleak blaze]

Staying with me the entire run

Idc

[patent sail]

i died with him ☹️

[bleak blaze]

I love jimbo to an unhealthy amount

NOOOOO

[ebon condor]

you could spend those 10 minutes learning a new skill its just this lazy generation doesn't want to work

[serene forge]

Got the best seed rice ever gotten after not playing for months. 2K9H9HN

After the first boss open both back and there negative tremblers and periods

[patent sail]

i couldnt not take that offer though

[serene forge]

why idd that reply

[pale wolf]

seed rice

[charred sierra]

matserful grammar

[humble gulch]

Got the best seed, it's called wheat I think

[cloud sinew]

matserful

[bleak blaze]

Nahhh I think its called sunflower

[serene forge]

the best seed is starfruit

[charred sierra]

kiwi

[patent sail]

got the best seed, ancient fruit

[ebon condor]

best seed is sunflower

[cloud sinew]

so close! that is a shape /ref

[serene forge]

theyre ancient seeds not ancient fruit seeds

[rugged bloom]

Chia

[ebon condor]

bah

[bleak blaze]

Gotta donate it to Gunther first

[serene forge]

true

[cloud sinew]

would you say "poppy seeds" or "poppy flower seeds"

[bleak blaze]

170 hours in 1 stardew save and im only 75% done

[frank grove]

god i love stardew valley i need to finish my joja run to complete the achievements

[patent sail]

dont you need to turn that into an actual ancient fruit seed by donating it to the museum guy

[serene forge]

yes but only for the first time

you get a crafting recipe after that

[humble gulch]

I like pumpkin seeds

[patent sail]

i abandoned my stardew 100% midway to start playing balatro 🐎🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ebon condor]

highkey havent played stardew in forever bc my dumb ass forgot to buy red cabbage seeds in summer

[bleak blaze]

AS YOU SHOULD

TRAGIC

[patent sail]

dont worry stardew ill be back after that c++

[serene forge]

i played to like 92% perfection in 1.5 then quit then started a new game for 1.6 and got 100%

[serene forge]

happens

[frank grove]

🔥 (i hate joja so i stopped playing for a bit and did 2 c++ bala profiles)

[bleak blaze]

Me verbally abusing the trader as they won't give me red cabbage seeds (its Fall 2)

[serene forge]

could farm skull cavern

[ebon condor]

i know but i dont want to

[patent sail]

i married the best girl in town (Abigail) with my female character tho so thats already good enough

[serene forge]

i'm never doing prairie king ever

[bleak blaze]

I used to run Skull Cavern with my sister and they were sm fun

[serene forge]

im at 44/49 achievements

[frank grove]

oh it took me like 30 hours i dont even want to talk about it

[pale wolf]

what happens after that

[bleak blaze]

Getting absolutely berated for blowing myself up will always be nostalgic

[serene forge]

balatro reference

[patent sail]

EW

[ebon condor]

you have to wait another year

[pale wolf]

irl?

[ebon condor]

for me yeah you could say so

[bleak blaze]

I can't believe Balatro is so popular they made an actual card game with it

[patent sail]

not if you got pierres list thingy

you can buy any seeds anytime from him after that

[serene forge]

that's like super late game

[bleak blaze]

Yeahhh thats all the Qi stuff

[patent sail]

i forgot when do yiu even get that

[serene forge]

they don't have that if they need red cabbage for cc 😭

[bleak blaze]

Blue ass mf

[patent sail]

oh cc

[ebon condor]

question: how am i intended to do that without community center

[patent sail]

ywah okay i havent played in

5 billion years

[patent sail]

okay i had no idea what stage youre on because i cant read

[serene forge]

because youre a balatro player

[ebon condor]

faire enough

[patent sail]

also yet again i havent played stardew in like 5 balatrillion years

abigail im so sorry im busy jonklering it up

[serene forge]

people say c++ is hard but that doesn't hold a candle to deathless prairie king

[patent sail]

ill be back after ive jonklered them all

[patent sail]

i didnt even get past level 1 🔥🔥🐎

[pale wolf]

deathless c++

[serene forge]

unironically

[ebon condor]

its because you dont need to be good atg the game for c++

[fiery nymph]

wow

[serene forge]

could be a cool run if you skip mr bones

[fiery nymph]

8 stickers today

[charred sierra]

nvm i lost the cod run because im a salmon

[serene forge]

or use unlock all ig

[patent sail]

praire king is so fucking hard why did they do that

[rustic haven]

swiss ur a nerd

[serene forge]

i'm pretty sure concernedape has actually said himself that he regrets putting that achievement in 😭

[pale wolf]

if the first thing you do is unlock Mr Bones, the next run after that will be the start of the c++ eh

[serene forge]

true

[patent sail]

if thats gonna be my last achievement i dont CARE im hacking that shit 💔💔💔

[ebon condor]

didn't doc do that already

[pale wolf]

kinda

[serene forge]

drspectred should do low% c++

[patent sail]

i thought it was just c+ idk

i may be dumb

[ebon condor]

thats prob harder

or at least less fun

[pale wolf]

doc did get pretty much all of the stickers without losing in his streak, but the profile had a few runs prior to the streak so it wasn't exactly C++

[humble gulch]

I'm a nerd too :3

[eternal pumice]

Gng I know this isn’t about balatro but I’m cooked it’s my gfs birthday and I didn’t make a card yet😭

[rain adder]

Dumbest four of a kind play

[fiery nymph]

why

[rustic haven]

i meant it for swiss tho

[rustic haven]

cuz u are

[fiery nymph]

OUT

[ancient gyro]

he also didn't do true rotating to dodge the 5th black deck attempt

[fiery nymph]

zip it and lock it until yu get a gs win

[night turret]

Wow one of my friends gave me a random deck and stake to play on and I got it to endless with a baron run

[humble gulch]

Hi

[night turret]

How the fuc

[serene forge]

drspectred beat gold stake 67 times in a row with rotations so he did deathless c+ like 4 times in a row already

iirc

[fiery nymph]

8 stickers today 🥺

[patent sail]

how many times?..

[rustic haven]

bet

[fiery nymph]

all rares done

[rustic haven]

today

[pale wolf]

didn't he give up on the cycle once he got C++

[fiery nymph]

whats ur current best stake

[rustic haven]

orange

[ancient gyro]

he bent the rules after the 4th rotation

[ebon condor]

well rotating isnt required for c++ so that doesn't invalidate anythn

[rustic haven]

wait thats on mobile

so purple

[humble gulch]

27 left

[charred sierra]

checkered

W jokers

[rustic haven]

this is fire

[patent sail]

best setup ever

[ancient gyro]

ik, he just followed a different sequence on the 5th rotation

[ebon condor]

gacha

[eager prawn]

Should I take another invis and sell wee?

[pale wolf]

I've always said that this should make every single suit the same

[rustic haven]

2000 😭

[rugged bloom]

Got it

[rustic haven]

ihy

[eager prawn]

Wtf this

[patent sail]

one suit boss and its all over

[rugged bloom]

:(

[charred sierra]

theyre blue

[ancient gyro]

cause well it'd be a shame to be 64 wins in only for the streak to crash against some random bullshit

[rustic haven]

good shit tho

[ebon condor]

yeah i mean black deck sucks fr fr

this is well known info atp

[patent sail]

someone asked me to make that a speechbubblr

so i did

[pale wolf]

funny thing is that the streak did eventually die on a black run right

[ancient gyro]

5 win streak on black deck in disguise

[frank grove]

yeah it died on black iirc

[ancient gyro]

idk

[patent sail]

id say sell trio and die

[ebon condor]

true...

[fiery nymph]

i just know they skipped for that rare

[frank grove]

in ante 6 on black

[patent sail]

round 1 ante 2

ofc they did

[fiery nymph]

what if they wanted two juggle tags

[patent sail]

new players dont want that

[fiery nymph]

😢

[patent sail]

they want that polychrome and rare tag

[pale wolf]

i don't want it either

[robust lance]

EVERYONE wants that bro

[ebon condor]

skip a1 for speed tag

[frank grove]

they want negative rare 0/16 drivers license in ante 2 with no scoring jokers

[patent sail]

i mena yeah but a reddit newbie aint skipping for that juggle tag

[ancient gyro]

they want the 4 round dl activation that zebra did one time

[fiery nymph]

i actually take poly tag

💔

[patent sail]

its not flashy enough

[fiery nymph]

sorry guys

[robust lance]

Based (on the center of gravity)

[pale wolf]

must have been vagabond

[patent sail]

i take negative tags so like

[ebon condor]

lemme guess: vagabond

[pale wolf]

I guess it could be Midas

[patent sail]

when i die because of that i learn nothing

[ebon condor]

could be certy with only purple seals

[frank grove]

midas on erratic to activate dl in round 3 #tech

[ebon condor]

could be an extremely lucky 8ball

[pale wolf]

That would cut it close

[ancient gyro]

perchance

[versed sable]

good news, one hand finished scoring

[ebon condor]

could be the most locked in superposition god has ever seen

[robust lance]

That must be a lot of money

[slow iris]

why are you torturing your device like this

[ebon condor]

could be double tag charm tag

[remote sparrow]

Hello I just started playing balatro on PC (steam) but my game keep crashing after some short time

[patent sail]

two uncommon ante 1 skips to get seeing double and smeared, then activate seeing double with 1 card #tech

[versed sable]

oh i get to update my name

yay

[eager prawn]

The type of shit just to make idol useful

[rustic haven]

fire

[robust lance]

-999 dollars (the debt got to you)

[versed sable]

if i play too much at once then the screen gets too hot

[patent sail]

5 card deck is fucking wild

[frank grove]

LMAO

[robust lance]

Where’s the person dead set on getting the LEAST amount of money possible

[eager prawn]

For safety

[ebon condor]

the screen?

[frank grove]

on mobile

[ebon condor]

oh i see

[patent sail]

leave it up to this person to have the most scuffed ass looking runs

[pale wolf]

That doesn't sound good

[patent sail]

wow

[slow iris]

all 3 of the glass break at the same time