🕹・game-discussion

[echo sphinx]

LO L

[naive frigate]

Damn obelisk genuinely op

[unreal topaz]

how did they get to purple stake

[worn drum]

Gold staking Luchador feels like a weight off my shoulder

The consumable jokers are definitely the more annoying ones to get stickers for

[gaunt burrow]

photochad prob

[worn drum]

Also FUCK MICHEL HOLY SHIT IT HAS DIED LAST ROUND THRICE NOW

[echo sphinx]

for me its the weird as fric jokers that dont score by itself

[unreal topaz]

yup

[unreal topaz]

on abandoned deck?

[echo sphinx]

like mr bones n stuff

and. glass joker for some reason

[worn drum]

For me it's the food jokers with time limits

[echo sphinx]

bro doesnt appear until i justice a card in the deck

[naive frigate]

Holy shit bro why are all your cards enchanced in some way

[patent sail]

like this?

[worn drum]

That's a mechanic

You need a glass card for glass joker to appear

[gaunt burrow]

maybe not

[unreal topaz]

because i was generating a lot of money, and rerolling for a lot of tarot cards

[worn drum]

Same with lucky cards and lucky cat

And steel joker and golden ticket

[green apex]

this is just tempting me to get into reddit to see shit like this

[echo sphinx]

ye

[naive frigate]

That makes sense

[worn drum]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[patent sail]

mail in rebate hits

[green apex]

welp

[sleek pike]

But stone joker needs more iirc, right?

[gaunt burrow]

huh

[worn drum]

Marble can appear on its own, stone needs a stone card

[echo sphinx]

stone joker needs just one stone

[naive frigate]

Am i the only one who thinks the tooth boss lowk just doesn't fit in with the rest by the difficulty

[echo sphinx]

they're conditional until they appear in shop rotation

[sleek pike]

I thought it needed 3 or something for some reason

[green apex]

the tooth can be a pain

[naive frigate]

Like it's not difficult but $1 per card is kinda brutal

[worn drum]

Tooth can fuck you over if your deck isn't fixed enough

[echo sphinx]

tooth is fine with infinite monis

[patent sail]

ante 4 tooth destroys you

[stable mulch]

thanks for the advice mouth

[echo sphinx]

throw monis at problem, problem is solve

[worn drum]

That's true of everything

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[green apex]

yeah thats fucked unless you got a really stable econ engine or manage to draw your hand immediately

[green apex]

just helping card sharp

[worn drum]

Okay time to see what new jokers I can sticker now

[naive frigate]

Obelisk resets when you play the most played hand??

[green apex]

money is the answer to everything

[naive frigate]

Uh

Im fried

[stable mulch]

exactly

[hoary moon]

thank you

[sleek pike]

It’s pretty good if you can get an oops all sixes and some retriggering

[patent sail]

yes

[green apex]

uhm

what happened

[patent sail]

it requires a little bit of thinking to use

[serene forge]

tooth is awful when you have burger

[naive frigate]

Why doesn't the card that doubles the money use proper math rules

[sleek pike]

So conditionally good but otherwise eh

[hoary moon]

showman is good if you can get 3 blueprints in the shop

[naive frigate]

My obelisk reset

[green apex]

actaully i probably know what

[hoary moon]

like wth is that argument

[green apex]

yeah

[gaunt burrow]

stunt man keep haunting me

[patent sail]

??

i think it does

[naive frigate]

-3 x 2 = 6 and not 0

[serene forge]

that is what it says in the tooltip yes

[sleek pike]

That is can be good, not necessarily is

[patent sail]

-3?

[naive frigate]

Ye i got into debt

[green apex]

if you are in debt, hermit does nothing

[patent sail]

-3 x 2 = -6

[green apex]

it doesnt work at all

[gaunt burrow]

????

[hoary moon]

if it can be good once every 1000 runs maybe its not too good

[unreal topaz]

-3x2 is -6, hermit cant give negative money

[patent sail]

ywah but like

[green apex]

still yeah

[naive frigate]

Wait i lowk just confused something

[serene forge]

erm

[patent sail]

did you buy it at 3 dollars

[sleek pike]

Potential ≠ usefulness

[serene forge]

-3 times 2 is negative 6

[naive frigate]

No vaga gave it to me

[serene forge]

you should be grateful hermit doesn't amplify your debt

[green apex]

whats next, negative three times two is negative six

[naive frigate]

Oh wait -3^2 is positive instead of negative

[hoary moon]

every joker has potential

[green apex]

powers are not involved, where you getting powers from

[serene forge]

yes because you're multiplying a negative by a negative

that's how it works

[patent sail]

what is he talking about

its not power of 2

its x2

[naive frigate]

I am not sure what was i thinking

[echo sphinx]

except superposition

[hoary moon]

and hallucination

[echo sphinx]

WORST JOKER not biased at all totally. yep

[patent sail]

if hermit gave ^2 money it would be insanely broken

[hoary moon]

yh its bad

but there are worse ones

[ancient gyro]

dude this is elementary school levels of math

[hoary moon]

if u get superposition early its neat to have

[echo sphinx]

its shit early

its shit mid

its shit late

no its not

[unreal topaz]

they sound like a middle schooler max to be fair

wouldnt be suprised

[hoary moon]

aint even that bad

[ancient gyro]

:(

[hoary moon]

-3^2 is not positive gng

[green apex]

superposition > hallucination ?

[hoary moon]

yes

[green apex]

hold up whats middle school

[echo sphinx]

blunderblunder

[green apex]

whats like the max age

or year level

[serene forge]

idol

[sleek pike]

Erm technically due to order of operations the 3 gets put to the power of 2 and then the negative gets applied so it’s still negative

[hoary moon]

wait no the other way around

[patent sail]

fym

[unreal topaz]

it's like age 11-14

[patent sail]

-3 x -3 is 9

[hoary moon]

(-3)^2 is

[green apex]

oh cool

[patent sail]

well damn

fair

[hoary moon]

-3^2= -(3x3)

[echo sphinx]

calculator shenanigans

[patent sail]

yeah i got what youre talking about now

[sleek pike]

Yep

[stable mulch]

its all coming along 👀 all the signs point to spamming pair/two pair

[unreal topaz]

just commit to pairs

with card sharp

[echo sphinx]

lets go

[unreal topaz]

ik steven is better with 2 pair but pairs have way less failure rate

[stable mulch]

alr

[unreal topaz]

it's so worth

[primal eagle]

-(3^2)

[ancient gyro]

depends on where you live

[primal eagle]

the school in between left school and right school

[green apex]

ah

[green apex]

well middle school doesnt exist where im from

[primal eagle]

basically grade 7-9 for most countries

[ancient gyro]

7-8 in the us of a

[spring jungle]

What do i copy here?

[green apex]

its correct

[spring jungle]

Alright

[green apex]

i think unless im having a brainfart

[primal eagle]

3 & 3

[spring jungle]

Thanks

[primal eagle]

you want bs on mime

2 bps on baron

[inland helm]

no they're balanced rn

they have 2 mimes

[ancient gyro]

doesn't really matter for red seal steel

[green apex]

yeah thats what i thoguht

and steel

[primal eagle]

yeah 4 & 2 does the same thing

as 3 & 3

[ancient gyro]

red seal gold requires more baron copies

[inland helm]

its 4 and 4 no?

[ancient gyro]

same results

[primal eagle]

one is 5x4 the other is 4x5

[green apex]

5 and 4

and

[unreal topaz]

5 and 4 or 4 and 5

[inland helm]

ah right steel

[gaunt burrow]

looks who back

[unreal topaz]

steel+4 barons, innate+red seal+2 mimes

[primal eagle]

em chi can nhu the nay thoi

[unreal topaz]

back again

[naive frigate]

Negative x negative = positive

[green apex]

-(3)^2

[naive frigate]

True but i forgot

[green apex]

well

[ancient gyro]

pemdas

[versed sable]

move one copy to a mime

[primal eagle]

no differencr

[versed sable]

parking value

[primal eagle]

i mean ywah

but scoring wise

same thing

[versed sable]

they asked what to copy

it's better to get money

[hoary moon]

positive x positive= positive
negative x positive=negative

[unreal topaz]

is it worth the extra animations tho?

[ancient gyro]

greed

[gaunt burrow]

??????

[primal eagle]

tbh if you wanna maximize parking might put 4 mimes if that wins

[naive frigate]

-3 x -3 = 9 so basically the same thing

[unreal topaz]

with 4 bucks in the bank probably yeah

[hoary moon]

maybe its abad idea

[unreal topaz]

now that i look

[patent sail]

ofc of all people youd be the one recommending that

[versed sable]

you're asking the wrong person

[green apex]

fuck i was about to say that

[ancient gyro]

parking bug 🗣️

[green apex]

beat me to it

[naive frigate]

I guess bro

[unreal topaz]

doesnt apply with steel

[patent sail]

shared braincell i guess

[unreal topaz]

and with baron

[versed sable]

"is it worth the animations" fern:

[ancient gyro]

argh

[patent sail]

Le serpent 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[unreal topaz]

7 digits on the money

fair enough

[naive frigate]

Genuine questio

How the fuck

[versed sable]

[naive frigate]

Balatro plyers when they're asked to play the game instead of breaking it

[green apex]

bean has some uhh very interesting abilities

[echo sphinx]

M O N I SSSSS

[green apex]

lets put it simply

[versed sable]

i'd rather do this than reset manually for perkeo
??

that sounds like hell

[ancient gyro]

don't you have a crimson heart?

[gaunt burrow]

stencil

[unreal topaz]

https://youtu.be/lhaQILuY2TA?si=zg7J3CmE6YAkg4c5

[patent sail]

balatro university fuck yea

[versed sable]

it does literally nothing so who cares

[green apex]

hell yeah

[green apex]

stencil is the sole reason you got to such figures

[patent sail]

bros just happy to be there

[green apex]

give it more credit 😔

[versed sable]

it looks cool

[green apex]

he/she/idfk what gender was your motivation

[patent sail]

and is also happy to be there 🔥

[versed sable]

lmao
i just use it for these things

[green apex]

it works

[unreal topaz]

it blocks stencil from showing up

maybe

[naive frigate]

Anything but not breaking the game

[patent sail]

stecil is they/them for a very good reason of i kinda felt like it

[versed sable]

practically irrelevant, i'd have to find nat negative showman in order for it to matter

[unreal topaz]

not that it matters with uh

3 million dollars

[green apex]

works

[versed sable]

i have basically perfect jokers, and i'm not planning on taking the -10 hand size ecto
i probably should've done the math on if it would've been worth it, but it's too late now lol

[gaunt burrow]

temperance value maybe

[versed sable]

technically

but i do have both discount vouchers so

who cares

[patent sail]

SURELY theres nothing else that pushes it above 50 bucks already

[naive frigate]

Im 13 dollars in debt with vaga

[patent sail]

why

[naive frigate]

What do i do

[versed sable]

stencil is +$1 per temperance

[naive frigate]

The tooth

[patent sail]

get econ going thats what

[green apex]

welp

[versed sable]

my temperance are like
$46
LOL

[ancient gyro]

cut back to him saying tooth not being a real boss blind

[green apex]

"why is tooth a boss? its not even that bad compared to the others"

welp

there's your answer

[patent sail]

i think they actually said it was bad

i may be dumb tho

feel free to correct me because my memory (and reading comprehension) are horrible

[naive frigate]

Yo im no longer in debt

Holy moly 😭

[patent sail]

blue seal in there?

[gaunt burrow]

shiny

[echo sphinx]

holy emergency card

[naive frigate]

Nope

[patent sail]

i dont see any reason not to tbh

[green apex]

purple seal deemed useless

[naive frigate]

Its a mega pack

[patent sail]

so that and purple

[patent sail]

thats why you dont crop screenshots

avoid misunderstandings

[green apex]

unless it is something specific you wanna point

nvm

[naive frigate]

Yeah true

The only thing i wanted to point out is a got a triple enchancement card

[patent sail]

either or purples

[slow iris]

delicious

[patent sail]

ive had this but on a king once i think

[naive frigate]

What

[gaunt burrow]

could be a blue print

[patent sail]

of* sorry

[naive frigate]

Do i get a purple seal 8 or three

[green apex]

tribe and duo incoming

[patent sail]

lucky card seems better i guess

but its a 3

tbh doesnt matter

[naive frigate]

Holy shi

[gaunt burrow]

you doomed me

[green apex]

what was it

tribe and duo??

[gaunt burrow]

tribe and trio

[green apex]

damn

i was gonna settle with trio instead of tribe

but atleast got one and almost the other

[solemn zephyr]

chat i need help

do i sell smily and take photograph

[gaunt burrow]

i dont think skipping the 1st ante is a good idea on gold stake

[green apex]

oh it was goldstake? lmao

i mean we just started so how bad can it be.

[patent sail]

absolutely?

photo is leagues better than smiley here

[naive frigate]

Fucking hook

[solemn zephyr]

ok cool thank you!

[patent sail]

and copy photo instead of chad when you get it

or baron if baron is more than X8

[solemn flume]

Lowkey with how much I've been using steel cards Hook is my biggest opp

[patent sail]

hook eats my ramen 3:

[naive frigate]

I'm crine

[patent sail]

like bitch i didnt buy that for YOU to eat

who does he think he is

[stable mulch]

this looks too good to let slip, do i sell smth?

[solemn flume]

Right, I forgot it also counts as you discarding cards

[patent sail]

glut or steven

[solemn flume]

Which is really funny for Rebate and sucks for like 90% of anything else

[patent sail]

tbh its like only -0.08x at most but

[naive frigate]

Its fine ig

[green apex]

really sucks for green joker

[patent sail]

yet again who does he think he is

[solemn flume]

I mean 0.08x x 3 = 0.24 which is not insubstantial

[green apex]

oh yeah ramen too

[patent sail]

i didnt buy that ramen for him to eat

[patent sail]

why x3?... im not seeing him three times in one run

0.08 is 0.02 x4

4 hands

[green apex]

when i first found ramen (this was like 9 months ago) i thought it was so temporary cause you are basically forced to discard before throwaway hands

[patent sail]

2 cards discarded

[green apex]

🤦‍♂️

[solemn flume]

Oh my god I can't math

[naive frigate]

ALWAYS buy baron

[patent sail]

if youre playing pairs you dont need either 🔥🐎

[solemn flume]

I thought 0.08 was two cards discarded * 3 hands played

[green apex]

mind you i thought flushes were amazing

[solemn flume]

Solid mb moment

[green apex]

and full hosues

[patent sail]

you sure you can pull it off

[green apex]

this was like my 4th day playing.

[patent sail]

it is possible but does take some knowledge of the game

[naive frigate]

If you lose this combo that's lowk just a skill issue

[stable mulch]

IT LASTED ONE ROUND

tough luck damn

[green apex]

not really

[patent sail]

baronmime ≠ instant win btw

[green apex]

you only got so many kings at the start

[solemn flume]

Gz on the banana experience for 99% of us plebians

[patent sail]

but that guy losing on ante 2 absolutely is a skill issue

[naive frigate]

That shi wasn't even a stake

[green apex]

hold up who

[naive frigate]

Genuine skill issue

[stable mulch]

sold glut and hes back lol

[patent sail]

screenshot

[green apex]

oh

[patent sail]

look at his run end screen

[naive frigate]

Or mf got a fucking all face cards are debuffed shit or sum

[viral raft]

Don't even make me talk about Secret planets

[green apex]

oh at the bottom lmao

damn

[patent sail]

he didnt even die to a boss

[green apex]

that boss cant appear until ante 4

or 3

[versed sable]

average GS

[green apex]

or 5\

[naive frigate]

Oh my son

[green apex]

idk.

[patent sail]

also plant cant appear that early yea

[solemn flume]

Can't hook appear that early though

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[gaunt burrow]

should i take the stone joker

[naive frigate]

No but that's skill issue

[green apex]

hook is ante 3

[indigo mesa]

I hate The Eye

[green apex]

i think

[viral raft]

Tbh i'm doikg full 100% again but even with that i just go pairs 😭

[patent sail]

ante 1 yup

[serene forge]

hook is any ante

[green apex]

eye is a bitch

[gaunt burrow]

2 stone cards rn

[serene forge]

hook in ante 1 can be quite deadly

[green apex]

oh what

[versed sable]

tbf i

[green apex]

oh i got it confused with the tooth then

[patent sail]

this guy managed to lose so bad

[indigo mesa]

rtb is at 17 btw… i hate rentals too i had no econ this entire game bro wtf

[green apex]

in terms of appearance

[patent sail]

even if not baronmime bro had POLYCHROME

[viral raft]

WE (yes WE) hate Bloodstobe

[naive frigate]

Yeah baron is insta win (not a single king)

[patent sail]

like look at this idiot

[viral raft]

In my 1th file in pc i have 11k in pluto

[patent sail]

ante 2 round 1 too

mf skipped both blinds

[naive frigate]

ROUND 1??

OH MY SON

[viral raft]

Least stupid Reddit balatro player:

[viral raft]

😭

[patent sail]

(you skip like this btw) (this is what happens if you keep doing that)

[naive frigate]

Mf is in luck debt and still lost

[solemn flume]

Oh, he tried playing two flushes

[naive frigate]

I skip but i'm not this fucking stupid bro 😭

[solemn flume]

This dude

[versed sable]

interesting,,
i have 19k plays in it i think

[naive frigate]

I would not lose that

[solemn flume]

"Nah, I'd win"

[naive frigate]

Even i would win that

[viral raft]

That's funny, tbh in all my files besides 1th file in pc i have pair as my most played hand

[naive frigate]

Ts lowk mid what do i do

[viral raft]

I love pairs

[versed sable]

i play endless a lot,,

[viral raft]

First, sell baron

[patent sail]

funny thing is, 2 flushes would absolutely win 800 blind with that poly

mf still died

[naive frigate]

Why

[green apex]

cause baron is bad

[viral raft]

Ar u for real asking me that?

[patent sail]

to do list and mystic lowk

[noble timber]

facts

[naive frigate]

No but what if i get a mime after the re roll

[slow iris]

mystic, and todo list maybe

[indigo mesa]

duude

[indigo mesa]

surely ill gold sticker jimbo

[green apex]

well how many kings you got

[viral raft]

"If" 😭

[versed sable]

1.4k of which are this one run
lmao

[solemn flume]

Mmmmm Shooting the Moon

[patent sail]

IF

[noble timber]

always an if

and never a when

[naive frigate]

uhh 4

[viral raft]

Baron is always a if

[patent sail]

FF and FH arent even translated 😭

[green apex]

that aint enough for baron and mime to do anything even IF you get mime

[noble timber]

meet potential man

[naive frigate]

OKAY

[versed sable]

yeah lmao

[green apex]

i mean

its not a poker hand

technically

[viral raft]

Why flush house and flush five aren't translated?

[patent sail]

well 5oak is translated

so like

[green apex]

oh what

[naive frigate]

Instructions unclear i refunded the game

[green apex]

damn

[green apex]

buy it back

[viral raft]

"Potencia man" and that dude barely can play in his own build

[naive frigate]

Instructions unclear i bought elden ring

[green apex]

refund that

[patent sail]

get to do list tho

any econ is econ

[naive frigate]

Instructions clear i refunded it

[versed sable]

don't ask me

[green apex]

great

[naive frigate]

Im broke AF

[viral raft]

😭

[green apex]

you know what interest is?

AAH

geez the 12am jumpscare

[patent sail]

why did t yoy get another joker from that mega pack

wait you did

[viral raft]

Imo take acrobat then play save with interest

[serene forge]

you have to do list you'll be ok

[naive frigate]

Ok

[patent sail]

econ is econ

[green apex]

depends what to do list hit

[patent sail]

tdl is eh but it is better than nothinh

[green apex]

if you were that broke, would you still take tdl or just save for interest

[serene forge]

to do list gets better when you stop thinking of it as general purpose and instead as something you spam as hard as you can once you get an initiative

its like matador in that way

[green apex]

hm

[patent sail]

i mean yea thats hoe i use it

[naive frigate]

Are we deadass

[serene forge]

yeah im just saying because people often drag on tdl because they see it land on straight flush once and forget about it

[patent sail]

place poly jimbo last

[green apex]

also bring mystic summit to the left

[patent sail]

for that X1,5

[wild lagoon]

i want the blueprint

[green apex]

so the 1.5x procs after

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone and throwback

[patent sail]

fucj throwback

[green apex]

throwback goes

[wild lagoon]

worth gettjng rid of any of those jokers for blueprint?

[green apex]

easily

[green apex]

with trib ofc

[patent sail]

throwback

[wild lagoon]

i refuse to sell bloodstone

[patent sail]

kill him

[cursive crater]

fatality

[patent sail]

its 1 in 32 to be X7.59

[naive frigate]

Elite comms from balatro game discussion

[wild lagoon]

my deck for reference

as to why i refuse to sell bloodstone

[patent sail]

my calculations for reference

[naive frigate]

Can someone explain the joke

pls

[wild lagoon]

😔

[patent sail]

that shit is nowhere close to naneinf

[green apex]

welp

thats that

[wild lagoon]

but i got a 2 mil chip count with this hand

on ante 7

[patent sail]

kill throwback for bp anyway

[versed sable]

i love how much is wrong with his image

[wild lagoon]

well yea i got rid of throwback

[naive frigate]

Do i lowk just get the ancient unc joker

[slow iris]

eternal supernova

goated

[patent sail]

arew you flushing it

[cursive crater]

throwback? more like throwBAD😂 😂 😂

[patent sail]

also ancient is fire

[naive frigate]

List got flush on it so mabye

[patent sail]

free any day

[green apex]

hahaha!

[patent sail]

get a few wild cards and youre set

[green apex]

well you dont play towards list

[knotty zodiac]

is it too much to ask for an unconditional mult once in the first 4 rounds in at least 1 out of 5 games? :/

[green apex]

long term atleast

[cursive crater]

yeah you just pray it lands on hc or pair

[naive frigate]

Shit is genuinely tempting

[versed sable]

no it isn't

[serene forge]

no don't

[versed sable]

[patent sail]

why

[cursive crater]

is the temptation in the room with us

[green apex]

how

[patent sail]

its 1 level

not even the 3 levels one cmon

[serene forge]

it's a *chance at 1 level

[patent sail]

and thats also generally mid

[serene forge]

what's your flush level btw

ryan

[echo sphinx]

what is that bro

[naive frigate]

Are you FUCKING kidding me

[patent sail]

when i started playing i lowk took every spectral pack skip i saw

[cursive crater]

interesting score

[patent sail]

youre fine i think

[serene forge]

black deck moment

[echo sphinx]

lol just play twopair

[green apex]

you are probably fine

[patent sail]

you can get 1k here

[serene forge]

you have backup scoring though so yea

[patent sail]

also get a few wild cards for AJ

[naive frigate]

I got a two pair and sold my house

[gaunt burrow]

I HATE THIS DECK

[serene forge]

with ancient, because your scoring is already so powerful, the best thing to do is to get things that improve your consistency

[echo sphinx]

ggwp

[green apex]

hell yeah

[cursive crater]

big dubs

[serene forge]

which can include getting stuff that makes your handsize and discards better

[naive frigate]

Isn't this lowk fire with ancient joker

[serene forge]

it is

take it

[patent sail]

yea

[green apex]

any retriggers

[gaunt burrow]

finally

[patent sail]

kill misprint

[cursive crater]

hangint chad is lwk fire with anything

[serene forge]

its black deck

6 slots

[patent sail]

oh fuck

[gaunt burrow]

only 5 more deck and im done

[patent sail]

i forget it has that dude

[green apex]

FUCK

[serene forge]

but yeah those flat mult jokers are gonna be useless when you're running ancient chad

[patent sail]

in my mind black deck is JUST the downside

[green apex]

I GOT BLACK DECK TO GOLD STAKE

[naive frigate]

Ok now i gotta go so this chat will be dumb decisions free for 15 minutes

[serene forge]

most of the time it is tbf

[cursive crater]

i always sell my 5th joker to get a new one when playing black

worst muscle memory oat

[gaunt burrow]

ancient joker!

[patent sail]

IKR

[naive frigate]

Enjoy it while it lasts

Ig

[serene forge]

black deck makes like, 4 jokers better
and nerfs everything else

[serene forge]

nah don't say that

you're learning

which is good

[patent sail]

unlimited jokers, but no hands

hands, unlimited hands but no hands

[gaunt burrow]

skip 2 first round for a wee is worth it

[hoary moon]

some people get mad when someone is trying to figure out the game on their own

[cursive crater]

we dont judge, we just like helping(most of the time)

[hoary moon]

instead of playing pairslop

[dreamy creek]

nerf bloodstone it's too op

[naive frigate]

This with blueprint would be fire

[dreamy creek]

baron thinks bro is part of the team

[patent sail]

provided you get there

[lunar zealot]

Hello chat i am here now

[patent sail]

also trib with baron 😭😭😭

[naive frigate]

I respect baron vro

[dreamy creek]

pluh

[green apex]

hello

[naive frigate]

We gotta give the guy credit

[lunar zealot]

now for my bad take of the day

[dreamy creek]

nah baron sucks fr

worst rare in the game

[hoary moon]

its funny

[dreamy creek]

baron is slightly worse than obelisk

[hoary moon]

mmmm could be

[gaunt burrow]

noooo😭 i passed it

[green apex]

i thought this would be broken cause you got a lot of shit happening on the cards played and a lot happening in hand

[patent sail]

im gonna give him as much credit as i can give him: fun if you make him work but that is a huge fucking IF

[hoary moon]

is seance rare

[naive frigate]

If we replace baron with blueprint what 6th joker would make this build better? 2nd blueprint?

[dreamy creek]

guh

[green apex]

granted my first time finding baron and learning about trib

[green apex]

uncommon

[dreamy creek]

it's rare

[patent sail]

or brainstorm

[hoary moon]

ah

[green apex]

perhaps another blueprint style joker

[indigo mesa]

FREE WIN ALERT

[naive frigate]

What does brainstorm do

[hoary moon]

baron or drivers liscense are the worst

[green apex]

hell yeah

also

[patent sail]

blueprint but for joker in the 1st slot

[green apex]

2 jokers guaranteed sticker

[dreamy creek]

nah worst rare joker gotta be aincient joker

[green apex]

assuming you do win

[gaunt burrow]

shiny buglar

[hoary moon]

disard a royale flush

[indigo mesa]

true

[woven hare]

hi chat is hack worth

[hoary moon]

geniunly leave the server

[patent sail]

drivers???

baron i can get why

[dreamy creek]

:3

[green apex]

thats how you get it

[serene forge]

bad ragebait

[patent sail]

but drivers??

[serene forge]

makes no sense to like bloodstone and hate ancient

[indigo mesa]

i forgot to take the voucher :/

[dreamy creek]

:(

[hoary moon]

he NEEDS to unlock

[dreamy creek]

yeah because bloodstone is the indesputable goat

you can't comapre the best joker in the game to an ok joker

[gaunt burrow]

but the reversed is make so much sense

[woven hare]

we love ragebait

[hoary moon]

bloodstone is buttcheeks

[dreamy creek]

bloodstone is so good

[patent sail]

my stones are so bloody ooh

[woven hare]

hi ashy

[dreamy creek]

ddam that's some nice art

[green apex]

W art imma be real

[woven hare]

bloodstone propaganda

[dreamy creek]

further proof that bloodstone is the goat

[patent sail]

its okay i still hate bloodstone

[green apex]

how the fuck do you all make art

[woven hare]

pnecil

fym ❌

[dreamy creek]

if you move a pencil in a specific way it eventually will create art

[green apex]

my ass just gets jealous every time i see good art 😔

[patent sail]

i adjust RGB values of pixels on my screen carefully

[wild lagoon]

now to face my biggest fear

[gaunt burrow]

have to grind to orange again

[wild lagoon]

ante 12

[dreamy creek]

just turn to ai art join the dark side

😈

[wild lagoon]

good joker lineup for ante 12? thoughts? opinions?

[patent sail]

dw same goes for me

[wild lagoon]

mind you i have 50 heart cards

[dreamy creek]

W bloodstone carry

[patent sail]

twin youre More than set

[woven hare]

same goes for everyone ever

[dreamy creek]

this is why bloodstone is the indesputable goat

[patent sail]

not really

[wild lagoon]

bloodstone my beloved

[dreamy creek]

bloodstone haters in shambles

[wild lagoon]

bro this anaglyph deck pisses me off because why do i get a neg joker tag and then skip a blind for it and ALL THE JOKERS ARE GARBAGE

[patent sail]

speculative X7.59

[green apex]

cause

negative skips are garbage

[patent sail]

yeah thats what negative skips are

[gaunt burrow]

a shiny joker would be good

[dreamy creek]

negative skips are obviously the best skips

[patent sail]

i will always take them but they are garbage

[ancient gyro]

u and fork should duke it out on a bloodstone seed I got on me

[wild lagoon]

alr time to take on ante 12

[patent sail]

and if i die while doing so - i learn nothing

[dreamy creek]

i dont play balatro anymore i'm just here to larp

but would be tempting

[wild lagoon]

bro bloodstone haters gotta get outta here

[woven hare]

w negative eternal gratification

[dreamy creek]

we yes WE as a collective love bloodstone

[wild lagoon]

also flush haters, i will defend bloodstone and flush hands until i die

[woven hare]

meta combo

[ancient gyro]

succumbed to dl

[green apex]

hell yeah

[dreamy creek]

i succumebd to the deadly ligma 😔

[patent sail]

add banner

[indigo mesa]

WHAT AM I DOING I HAD $40 JUST NOW 🥀

[woven hare]

-# is it ☹️

[indigo mesa]

do i take the $140

[dreamy creek]

you want to know who else has dimentia?

you want to know who else has dimentia?

you want to know who else has dimentia?

you want to know who else has dimentia?

[indigo mesa]

$180 i already took it

[green apex]

hold up

i was about to say something

[woven hare]

best set

[dreamy creek]

we are in fact not holding

[dreamy creek]

use ankh

[heavy heron]

how was class

[dreamy creek]

trust bro

[green apex]

oh yeah, i forgot something

[patent sail]

i did nothing 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[green apex]

ankh red card

[heavy heron]

🔥

[patent sail]

ive had a Canio + Trib run where they had to fight for food

[heavy hare]

toxic yaoi

[wild lagoon]

ante 12 bests me once again

[patent sail]

gold stake too

[heavy hare]

canio photochad

[dreamy creek]

consdier the flush five for endless

[echo sphinx]

lol true

[woven hare]

can anyonr tell me im still confused

[dreamy creek]

take it trust

[woven hare]

thats a no

got it

[dreamy creek]

take hack then wheel then hex it if you don't get polychrome

the voices are telling you to do it

it speaks to you like the green goblin mask

[woven hare]

never used hack

[unreal topaz]

the real answer is no

[woven hare]

-# ik

[stable mulch]

what do we think of the yellow deck? its a massive early game booster for me

[unreal topaz]

the best use is prob as econ

with gold seals and lucky cards

usually tho when i have hack its bc i also have ancient joker

[unreal topaz]

one of the most consistent ones

[stable mulch]

any other ones i should use instead then? i dont have win decks yet though

[unreal topaz]

i would just play a variety and get a feel for them

yellow is a good choice if you just wanna rush gold stake but there's no need

[indigo mesa]

oh… (swash at 16)

[indigo mesa]

if i take this its a guaranteed win i feel

but its also eternal and i want stickers

[plain nimbus]

Green at?

[indigo mesa]

43

[plain nimbus]

Ur build is enough u can sell swash but i dont see the value of chad there

[wild lagoon]

bloodstone ante 1 shop 1

BACK TO THE HEART DECK

😛

[plain nimbus]

Besides hoping for lucky card money shot

[unreal topaz]

muhnee

[unreal topaz]

well yeah, 3x more money from luckies

[indigo mesa]

mainly that and then also the red seal glass, but yea im passing it i want stickers anyways

[unreal topaz]

also i see 2 glass cards

the reason chad is so good is it does both money and score

[gaunt burrow]

lucky number

[marsh ravine]

how many seeds are possible to naninf on?

i imagine itd be a relatively uncommon occurence but how many do we have documented?

[south monolith]

Is it possible to get top-up tag in ante one, I've been resetting for a while trying to get it (don't ask)

[plain nimbus]

I dont think naneinf is that rng related

The most limiting factor is voucher rng but still

[marsh ravine]

i dont think so?

[plain nimbus]

Nope

[pale wolf]

win decks

[pale wolf]

possible? I'd wager most

[marsh ravine]

:(

[stable mulch]

decks u get thru winning, i have 0 wins so far

[marsh ravine]

my lack of naneinf is a skill issue

[pale wolf]

its a question of knowing whats in the seed ahead of time

[unreal topaz]

yeah

maybe you have 10 double tags but no voucher skip shows up (my best gold stake naneinf attempt :/)

[marsh ravine]

perhaps im shooting too high

i havent even gotten e anything yet

[pale wolf]

perhaps you should beat gold stake 🦓

[marsh ravine]

my best hand is 153 mil 😭

[unreal topaz]

yeah, work on that first

[plain nimbus]

Play plasma i guess

[unreal topaz]

it should teach you deckbuilding

[marsh ravine]

smh why can't i just be perfect at the game on the very first try

[pale wolf]

like me

[plain nimbus]

No one is perfect at the game, besides drspectred of course

[south monolith]

Aight, thanks

[marsh ravine]

i thought that said drdisrespect until i read it like the fourth time and became very concerned 😭

[plain nimbus]

Huh

I forgot he existed

Thankfully

[marsh ravine]

further proof that i can't read

[south monolith]

Should I just play plasma to try and get stuntman unlocked

[plain nimbus]

No just reading is just pattern recognition

[marsh ravine]

i checked my stats to see what my best hand was and now i feel ashamed to have 170 hours on this game and have such little progress

best win streak: 2

highest ante: 12

[plain nimbus]

Plasma is powerful but weird so it depends

[marsh ravine]

still have no idea how plasma works

sigh i got really excited to get a baron on the run im in rn and then i realized im in abandoned deck

[plain nimbus]

Plasma makes u prioritise either chips or either mult

With plasma Chips is good for early antes but u need mult if u want to go really far in endless or even win ante 8 in high stakes

[naive frigate]

AND THE ANCIENT IS ON HEARTS

[unreal topaz]

baron can work on abandoned, the card cutting is powerful for getting money to enable baron to work

the resources for baron are not just having more kings

a lot of it is drawing your good kings consistently

[south monolith]

-# yay!

[unreal topaz]

not that you should do it but it is kinda fun

[quaint stag]

where can you play this

[naive frigate]

That's good

[south monolith]

Jus look up balatrodle

[gaunt burrow]

same for me!

[unreal topaz]

like in a high score context baron on abandoned is super viable

especially on low stakes

[naive frigate]

Any tips?

Like is vaga even worth it

[gaunt burrow]

ofc

[naive frigate]

What do i replace

[indigo mesa]

i beated it (on public transit)

[patent sail]

misprint maybe

[gaunt burrow]

misprint ofc

you can find more lovers , lucky card , hermit , so it better than the misprint

[robust lance]

Least obvious bull carry

[indigo mesa]

lmao i didnt even try to stockpile money it was just two economy tags on anaglyph

[lime remnant]

i hate you so much plasma

taking sly hurt a lot

[stark charm]

it is a bit modded but look at this holy line up dude

[molten thicket]

taking eternal rental smeared is a very choice

[wild lagoon]

bro what

[lime remnant]

yeah it was stupid but uh

my brain was thinking otherwise

because stuntman and ecto

[robust lance]

“What you doing when me and my gang pull up” ass shop bro

[molten thicket]

why did you take ecto when you're playing flushes 😭

[lime remnant]

wdym flushes

errr

i forgor

[robust lance]

Greed

[lime remnant]

idk i was high

took ecto like a completely sane player and then stuntman appear next roll

[gaunt burrow]

whenever im feeling bored i play plasma deck

[gaunt burrow]

i dont think it bc of plasma 😭

[naive frigate]

Yo any tips

[pallid galleon]

keep your econ up and you'll be good

[naive frigate]

Alright

[south monolith]

What do I sell

[pallid galleon]

nothing, you should be able to win with just scary face and planets lol

[south monolith]

Okey

Ty

I love showman

[pallid galleon]

just copy scary face, shoot the moon doesnt do much here

[south monolith]

Alrighty

Do I reroll to replace stm?

[pallid galleon]

ur kinda broke bruh

[south monolith]

Ik

I had no econ

[pallid galleon]

you can take the foil for more score if you really want

[south monolith]

Also I'm bad at the game

Only one gold stake

[waxen stream]

nah buy that voucher first

it'll help you later

(hopefully)

[naive frigate]

I FUCKING HATE black deck

THE WORST DECK

OAT

[pallid galleon]

well in plasma you basically go all in on chips or all in on mult + xmult

just to let you know what the deal is here

[south monolith]

In base game yes I agree it's mid

[naive frigate]

It's not mid it's arguably the worst deck

[south monolith]

I've beaten white with most decks

I REFUSE TO EVEN PLAY RED STAKE ON BLACK DECK

[naive frigate]

Any tips for abandoned deck

[stark charm]

Straight full house spam

[naive frigate]

I will make sure to try that

What about jokers

[stark charm]

Or you can just… do pair slop

[weak relic]

Bludst*ne

[naive frigate]

How do i unlock bloodstone

[stark charm]

Not the period stone

[pallid galleon]

the chances of drawing strong hands like straights, full house, four of a kind, etc is higher than the standard deck

[weak relic]

4oak/straights heaven

I like running 4oak there specifically

[stark charm]

I never run quad anywhere except erratic

[pallid galleon]

tarot cards are even more impactful in abandoned deck, take advantage of them

[naive frigate]

Oh my son

[stark charm]

Restart💔

[pallid galleon]

what were u trying to draw

[weak relic]

Should've formed a full house with 7-10s

[naive frigate]

Anything betterr than 2 pair vro

[naive frigate]

I tried vro

[pallid galleon]

happens

[south monolith]

I love serpent 😊

[weak relic]

Try again

[naive frigate]

I got el flusho

[pallid galleon]

its not that deep

one shotting the first blind in abandoned deck is much harder anyways

[naive frigate]

I survived btw im not a buum

[weak relic]

And not a single gold/steel cards...

[pallid galleon]

steel cards in a chips build 💀

[naive frigate]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

[pallid galleon]

lmfao

[stark charm]

Rip holo

[river gust]

holo mid anyways

[naive frigate]

So do i kill the holo

[weak relic]

That's if you get a pareidolia or promote a bunch of 10s into jacks

[pallid galleon]

??

[tardy spade]

Aiming for naneinf

Do I take voucher, baron or cert?

[pallid galleon]

gl

[naive frigate]

Wait

[pallid galleon]

baron useless

[naive frigate]

I just realised

I got photochad with abandoned deck

[pallid galleon]

cert is ok

[tardy spade]

For now. Later it won't be

[naive frigate]

OH MY GOD

[river gust]

what ever gets you 5 bucks

[naive frigate]

I HATE this game

[cursive crater]

said nobody

[weak relic]

Well I am attempting too currently and I haven't found a baron in ante 12. Fml

[tardy spade]

Cert or voucher though?

[pallid galleon]

baron is just not a thing to pick up before like ante 9

[tardy spade]

I think it has to be voucher

[pallid galleon]

voucher is the main priority in naneinf runs

[stark charm]

You are not gonna lose whitestake even with baron I think it is better to take now than bother looking for it later

[pallid galleon]

baron doesn't do anything

[tardy spade]

My thinking exactly

I can only take 1 thing from this shop

Has to be the voucher

[pallid galleon]

usually i reroll for some kinda econ joker shop 1

that lets you snowball faster

[naive frigate]

Im getting jackshit 😭

[shell dagger]

Stop skipping

[naive frigate]

Photochad on abandoned deck is like gas for tesla

[tardy spade]

Should also have specified it's my last shop before ante 2

[vague flint]

take the campfire brochacho

[pallid galleon]

dude who told you to pick up photo

[naive frigate]

I didn't skip shit

[pallid galleon]

im crine

[shell dagger]

Round 4 ante 3

[heavy heron]

hahahahah…

[shell dagger]

Stop lying

[naive frigate]

Half the chat 😭

[naive frigate]

Okay maybe i skipped but only a little

[pallid galleon]

dawg i dont recall anyone saying that

[naive frigate]

So do i sell photochad for campfire

[molten thicket]

hell no

[shell dagger]

just sell photo to get up to an interest threshold

[pallid galleon]

theres no way you sold the holographic mult joker for photo

[naive frigate]

Yoooo DNA

[naive frigate]

Cuz someone told me and im a newbie big dawg

[molten thicket]

oh its abandoned im blind 😭

[pallid galleon]

show me who said that

[naive frigate]

Do i get dna

[pallid galleon]

unironically dna is probably not that bad on abandoned but usually you shouldnt take dna

especially when ur broke

[molten thicket]

dna is decent

[naive frigate]

Mf it's a YES OR NO question

[pallid galleon]

hey im trying to get you to think through it

[molten thicket]

"you shouldnt take dna especially when ur broke"

[pallid galleon]

if people just answer yes or no you don't learn anything

[naive frigate]

I can guess i should not buy it

[pallid galleon]

if you decide to buy it, just copy one rank so you can play stuff like 4oak

[naive frigate]

Sure

Yo now i'm not broke

[molten thicket]

WHY DID YOU SKIP AGAIN

😭

[naive frigate]

Cuz mega arcana pack bro

Think outside the box

[solid python]

you don't need that

[molten thicket]

mega arcana packs exist in shop yk..

[pallid galleon]

W variance play

[naive frigate]

Yeah and they cost 8 bucks

And i got 15 bucks from this one and 2 bonus cards

For free

[molten thicket]

playing the blind gives you money

[lime remnant]

nah i hate plasma sm

[naive frigate]

Yeah like 3 bucks

[pallid galleon]

woulda gave him less money tho

[lime remnant]

would have won 100 times if its not plasma trust

[naive frigate]

Fuck i forgot about campfire

Uhh

How do i even use campfire correctly if i'm broke asl

[ornate iris]

coupon tag synergy 🤤🤤

[pallid galleon]

try and hover above 25$ before using it

[molten thicket]

buysell random shit in the shop

[ornate iris]

liquidation could also get crazy campfire value

tarot and planet cards basically free .25 xmult

[naive frigate]

FUH do i do

[marsh swan]

Rest in piss

[naive frigate]

Dear lord what is that build

[marsh swan]

21x lucky cat

And showman gave me 2 socks

[naive frigate]

oh my days i actually don't know what to do

[marsh swan]

I didnt have enough deck fixing anyway

[naive frigate]

Should i sell campfire for holo