#🕹・game-discussion
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Y
the foil scary face, or blue jonker
Anyways
nat negs?
Only sock
nice
setup is just things and stuff
All my scoring comes from sock
swash carry obviously
still my best run to this day
play more
i haven gotten a run with 4 negatives
anaglyph deck would like to have a talk with you
why do i always get an early blueprint on casual runs i'm crine 😭
anaglyph?
https://youtu.be/aYvqVW9q-LI?si=cI_Yafj8BXaig7mc
my best run
#balatro #nanlet #naneinf #yaoi #baron #mime #e308
🎵 Interpol - Fine Mess
Finally got it after months of spending time in this game. Things to note:
- Mobile Balatro has alot of bugs and issues, one of them being unable to record internal audio of the game once screen recording starts. I had to use a soundtrack so the video doesn't becom...
yup
negative skip turns into 5 gazillion negative skips
it took me like a good 8 months to achieve dis
Won a run with jimbo!
8 ive only beenplaying at most a month and a half
youll do greater things when u play for longer
whast a good deck?
Only three plutos away...
play on ghost and things will happen
or plasma i guess
thank you random furry girl
bro didn't do it on serpent blud
blue and abandoned are good too
Ante 32
ghost is just great for easy spectrals, thats about it
one trance wins a run
my best runs are all still on ghost
should i sell print for dusk?
i usually use blue but was testing yellow dfor afew runs when i get so many negatives
oh yes i forgot to mention yellow
yellow is great for econ headstart
how could i forget my beloved yellow
ghost my favorite tho
hi guys :3
its also the same deck where i win my first gold stake run
henloe
sell bloodstone
with a photochud aj build
mine was ghost 🔥🐎
im #1 ghost deck glazer idc
i like yellow and abandoned too tho
look at dis madness luck on my first gs win
should i do a seeded run?
My first gs win was yellow
why
if u want
those arent really fun tbh
never done one and some seeds seem absurd
Magic deck was my first win
only time i ever played a seeded run was to test a crazy seed i found randomly
U8RJYV6N on ghost deck
dis is the strongest seed in the game
(GS)
starts with pants and square?
how do i get ghost deck?
pants + square would be great too but thats cool
My dreams
guys i forgot the unlock requirement
Win on green
Or yellow
What should I sell?
one of the barons
prolly one of barons idk
that is more score
The run
Is there a way to see the seed of the last run you finished/died to after you've already closed out of the window?
nope,,,,
1.1 better have a run history
wait question how do people survive after doing crimson bean
probably like
steel or observatory
idk
should I save and play later
hmmm
surviving just off steel for long enough seems hard
well observatory i guess
also if youre doing bean bug you probably got a lot of steel so that contributes something as well
your grades are more important than balatro 🥀
my grades in this class are 5
I'm playing out of boredom
so just like the 3 plutos in the hand?
but I don't know if I can focus given such a good seed
I can't mess up this seed
2 legendaries ante 3 is wild
i bet you'd die by ante 6 for no reason in particular
and I don't know how I can play it without dying
I'm already doing bad
my redcard is only +9 mult
step 1: get a hangman
step 2: win
that's the problem, no money 🥀 🥀
I think I might have to get the scary face
my icecream is +55 chips
you'd still struggle
no real mult
yeah
with perkeo you can get a lot more planets for observatory though
perkeo observatory?
I think I'm dead
wow my wifi decided to die for liek 5 minutes
perkeo tho
get the arcana for a posible hangman or roll for scoring joker?
I could barely get 5400 last ante
I NEED 8000
I'm basically dead
wait so you keep perkeo? but like then your not hitting bean as often
you'd need to get extremely lucky for a scoring joker that actually helps
or a hangman for x3 canio and dup it with perkeo
OK
better to hope for the hangman imo
I think keeping perkeo is better because you only need to get one ecto from sixth sense or seance and youre set
Lilo how many legendary seeds are there
more than 3
ante 8 crimson, levelled up 4oak
ante 16 crimson, solo baron
actually isn't it just like 1/7 of f seeds
roughly
That's a lot of legendary seeds
i can’t remember if that’s the average number of legendaries per seed or if it’s the proportion of seeds with a legendary
but they are close enough to each other
I remember it being described as one out of every seven runs will have a legendary
do these include ante 39 or just ante 8
should I go for constellation or baron mime
i just multiplied the exponent by 4
no antimatter is crazy
constellation
I think I might need to get voucher skips
to get observatory
and try to not die with canio
what is the plan here
got the hangman + canio + perkeo build omg
little late on the overstock
BRO GOT 5 OBELISKS
what does the hand list look like
its
everything 3oak below 16x
4oak got e13
these are words
i already held r

sry
I did purple stake omg!!!!
90% completed. 5 decks left...
Its gonna be harsh
I heard some people say the jump isn’t as bad from blue to purple
Imo the other 2 stakes have a bigger jump
They are really annoying
I dont like these jokers that leave after a bit
Yeah
Brother what the fuck
Orange is my least favourite stake
Use the venus to upgrade the 3 oak and then play the 3 venuses
or venice
venese
wtv the plural for venus is
Veni? Venuses?
I was running a straight build but died to the flint
rip
It's the blue stake downside that fucks me over constantly
do I risk it
the supernova is +30 mult
it isn't doing much
I could get maybe a yorick or a triboulet
balatro 2 coming june 31 2026
showman is so cool
i saw that message,,,,,,,,,
Shame it's not a mega
There was no message
uh huh
if only i got 5 soul cards 😔
'twas nothing more than a mere figment of your imagination
showman
suuuure
what to do
if anyone wants the seed
this invi is going to betray me
But in a mega you can take both souls
eh perishables and rentals aren't nearly as tough as -1 discard and 2x required scoring
yeah
but i could also get 5 soul cards in the same pack
siul
someone should totally go in the seed and see what the left one was i took the middle one and got trib
Unironically the gold stake downside isn't that difficult compared to some previous stakes
First win on Black Stake! Absolutely terrible deck comp, but photochad sock dusk scaryface does some crazy shit 😂
edit: poly on photo was a Wheel 🔥
On to Blue Stake now!
Great run
given that it's a queue i'd assume they give the same thing
are tarot pack contents a queue or are those fixed per pack
also a queue iirc
oh really
per ante
yeah
ok so you could hypothetically get both souls if you opened packs in a different order then?
unless its the first of the ante ofc
Yes
yeah
oh fuck me for wanting to play for a high score
I could use some advice.
I've beaten Red Stake on Red and Yellow deck, and then I've beaten all the way up to Black Stake on Zodiac.
I'm trying to push to beat Blue Stake now. Is it worth going back to Red Deck and grinding it up through Green and Black just so I can have that discard back? Or should I just push for the lucky Zodiac run on Blue?
zodiac is stronger than red
if you learn to play around -1 discard it’ll be better in the long run
yea
way harder to get the first blind 1-shot with a missing discard, which is gonna fw me.
Somehow the only joker I’ve never seen in the shop on mobile is Rough Gem…idk how that happened
Have you unlocked it?
bump
guys i need a bit of a help here
my first challenge
idk how to make canio mult increase
cause i never used it till now
Yeah I just did, which is weird I somehow never had a run with 30 diamonds but I guess it can happen. I grinded an anaglyph run hoping I could unlock it via uncommon skip but didn’t find it.
Glass cards, spectral that destroy, or hung man
so then what should the rest of jokers be?
im guessing not based on face cards then ye?
also trading card, and The six spectral card Joker when you have pareidolia
man wish i got paredolia
reading the joker explains the joker
ik what it does. im asking an easy way to make it easier
since i have two and its sitting over there
well 100 already as base. its rich get richer challenge
Guys I think I’m bad at the game… I lost what little skill I had and lost to a embarrassingly easy blind
you cant force card remobal to appear
u gotta take scoring jokers cro
happens
None showed up
well no scoring is what did it
No acording jokers showed up
not even like bonus/mult cards?
thats probably not true
No….
no planets?
planets, buffoon packs, tarots
There was a Pluto
planet or two would carry
Well that was easy lol
check out the seed someone i cant rn
yoy surely missed sometging
What deck were you playing on?
why do you have no jokers if theres ante 1 guaranteed buffoon pack in the furst shop
Yeah you almost always want a joker before the end of ante 1
I thought the tag was more important
it ALWAYS is
The voucher?
no vrp
tags 90% of the time are actually bad
Playing cards in shop
ew
Oh no
I meant voucher sorry
That’s the worst voucher lol
erhm
You don’t want that one
I figured with it I could find aces and faces
ok got the hang of it
theres a bus and a wily in the first shop
hologram
?
now i only need dna if possible
BUS
I will try again
BUS???
Yeah but Bus is not beginner friendly
ride the
vro game handed you the win
it is
What’s wily
Yeah once you understand Balatro
I’m saying if you just started the game you’d think that joker sucks
well i thought it was ass when i started playing, maybe in that regard
+100 chips if played hand contains 3oak
Uhhh
but its so easy
okay but they said no scoring
bus is so good
bus is scoring
That’s hard for me to make happen
bus can easily clear ante 2
I forgot about those because they seemed too hard to make work for me
As in my skill is too low
just open the first pack twin
they were in the shop not the pack
youre guaranteed to have one first shop
pack had delgrat and loyalty
ew
should I pick bloodstone over constellation or chad? My constellation is x6.4
nah
Oh this seems good
no
So here’s the biggest beginner tip that we can give you: Play what the game gives you. If the game gives you a joker that says don’t play face cards, then ride that for a bit. If you get a joker for playing two pairs, play two pairs. Typically with Balatro your goal is to either spam a very easy to play hand a lot OR win with one singular big hand each blind. But big hands are harder without fixing your deck first.
dont
wdym
dont
thats horrible
Oh do I get the pack
domt touch that
ah yeas
all of my money
you dont even have oops
Guys am I cracked? My jokers are Stuntman yorick burglar trading card the tribe (ectoplasm negative) vampire and seance all on black deck
Am I getting naneinf?
dont touch ante 1 vouchers ever (unles its grabber maybe)
how did a 2nd burglar appear without me having showman
is it possible for a joker to get blocked into a joker you already have?
club
that wont even come close to a tiny fraction of naneinf
Ok
Yes take the club joker for now
if you have everything its gonna be jimbo
I don't even think you could beat ante 5 with that
So since you got the club joker, this is a good sign to play flushes with clubs FOR NOW
yeah ante 5 is impossible
Then as you get more money and find other jokers you may want to pivot to something else
yum
But that joker alone can help you clear the first couple of antes and you can save your money
Maybe ante 4 if you get lucky arcane and planet packs
falls off quickly
It can be cool and mid
So flush is good for the first couple of antes but there aren’t a ton of good flush jokers
Full house best hand 🗣️
The best hands in Balatro id say are Pair, Two Pair, 4OAK, Straight, and High Card in no particular order
Guh
Flesh is easy to make and thus me-friendly. I’ll admit a straight is cooler though
Damn no stickers for me
idol good here? I think that I'm dead if I buy it, sad
pair is the best hand
Flush*
How is pair good
Pair and High Card you can basically play every hand. 4OAK and Straight scale easily
idol will miss with that messy ass deck
That’s where Jokers and Planet Levels come into play
I've only gotten gold stake with ghost and checkered (mostly cause I haven't really cared about it)
Remember that bus joker you saw earlier?
I hate Full Hourse
you dont usually need to score cards to win
learn the ways of pairslop and youll understand
idol is never good
that's a good thing
Imagine you played 5 Pairs with that bus joker and none of them had a face cards. You’d now have +5 multiplier already
Yeah I had balatro on tablet and phone. I lost my little amount of skill and also th progression on iPad
2 card hand means you never lose because you don't draw it
idol is so shit
yeah
You would hate a whole horse?
Pairs are good because they’re easy to play
What if uhh
High Card is easier but scales worse than pairs
If Cavendish breaks can you get it again?
What if I look for a lot of aces
hourse
And face too
Thank you chat
sure
Ive had cav break first round I had it then got it 2 antes later
No, then you have to look for ultra instinct banana
Yes
Back to raging because it popped on the big blind of ante 8
This seems good
I'm still in shock from yesterday with first round Cavendish break
Death is best used when you want to focus on a specific card OR to duplicate your special cards like Gold, Steel, Glass, or cards with seals
double cavendish break speedrun
its ok
and gold card
Blue Seals are OP
ture
finally my first challenge is done
There is also this guy
Not the most unlikely thing I've ever gotten. I got 5 $20 from 8 scoring lucky draws
gold card blue seal even better
take
I think I take the face thing
runner is good
hi
Take the scary face or whatever it’s called
The idol is photochad slop
weakest obelisk run
Runner isn’t gonna help when he’s playing flushes
To the late man where have you been
the idol is compost
Honestly you could also take neither and save your money
I talk to the wind
do you skip green joker because its bad with flushes
My words are all carried away
Ok I will save money
the heterosexual
the golden wind?
If I’m in ante 1 I’m moving off of flushes immediately if I find green joker
will DNA work on a suit debuffed card?
Funny since I'm singing a king crimson song
its okay
it will but the copies will be debuffed still
the sequence of michel in first shop, michel breaking, (cav in next shop, cav breaking)*2 is much rarer than that
cool that's all i was worried about if it made it or not

so why doesn't that logic apply here
The knife?
knife :3
What if I had knife at the side and fed it bad jokers
5 money hits in 8 cards is 1 in ~16k
Because he’s not gonna play straights any time soon so he’s better off saving his money for now since he’s not even close to dying
Dagger was honestly one of my fav challenges
probably take but don't kill anything yet
Ok
why wouldn't they play straights
good rule is to stay above $25 to max out that interest
its chip scaling
Take mercury and then open a planet pack
I’m being realistic to someone who’s very new
In a room full of people who forgot to reorder dagger and destroyed a legendary so they reset the game
I am one of them
giving a new player bad advice isnot the way to go og
So here’s what we were saying with Pairs. You have a Mercury card in the shop. If you bought that and found another in a plane pack, you’d have a level 3 Pair
shouldnt a new player learn the value of scaling jokers before they get their ass kicked on purple stake and not knowing what they're doing wrong
You don't explain an electron cloud to an 8 year old
Teaching them how to play optimally when they’re learning just how the game functions is overwhelming
I’m 😵💫
well yeah
no but you can tell an 8 year old what an atom is
true!
Which things do I take????????
So you have options
They have to learn the basic sense of the game so they can handle an interaction on their own. If they only know what's best then they aren't playing the game
The dagger right now is going to be 0 multiplier unless you destroy your clubs joker, which you shouldn’t do. But the dagger can add up if you get a bunch of crappy jokers you don’t need
Riff raff
So I can save the dagger for later
Yes
you cant just summon jokers
I can feed it a egg if I find that again
of your choosing
You also have Mercury and two planet card packs
Dagger
pretty big if i think
what
gluttonous keeps your scoring afloat at the moment, and having dagger means you can get some scaling going for when gluttonous won't be very useful anymore
So in theory you could have a level 3 hand OR a level 4 Pair
I was saying riff raff for dagger
theres no riff raff
Here’s what I’m doing
dagger doesn't need riff to function
I’m taking the dagger and all the planet cards
It doesn't but it's good to remember
So here’s what I would do: I’d buy mercury first and then check both plant card packs
My deck when I only need two kings
If I get good scaling, I debate saving my money and not buying the dagger
Make sure you discard a royal flush 🙏
But that’s just how I would do it
I think I just take dagger and mercury
save money
I am so confused
planet packs are unnecessary gambling imo and having hand agnostic scoring is good
Everybody’s telling me different things
Yep that’s Balatro
just this
just make your own decisions then
id just do that
Ok I’ll do that
Just be very cautious if you buy dagger
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Dagger will eat something you don’t want it to and you’ll be like “AH SHIT”
you don't have to grasp everything immediately, it'll take time to learn
don't worry about it
Happens to everyone
eternal fist pog
yeah a good habit is to keep dagger on the far right until you decide to kill something
popcorn obv
This is why I waited 2 months before even searching anything about the game online. I wanted to learn from my own mind
justice the onyx
I did need to google some stuff at first cuz I didn’t understand why the game was so hard
suboptimal joker placement
I liked the challenge at first even if it was confusing
There was no better feeling then discovering photochad organically
I forget if I discovered that organically or not
i think i just winged shit until i watched doc when i found his channel randomly and was like "OOHHH THATS HOW YOU DO IT"
Ooooooh!
Okay my bad lol
I like
hallu hell yea
I'm not acting like I'm any authority my best hand is 1.583e11
I'm just talking about my experience
I’m still waiting for gold stake naneinf, it’ll happen one day…
your highest score genuinely has very little to do with your skill at the game
Gold stake naneinf and unfiltered ante 39 are the two things I still need to do
Yeah I mean half the game is luck
my best is something like e25 on a random fucking idol dusk run which ran in 10 fps on my 2017 phone
It's a useful benchmark even if not encompassing
I dont think so
I think other one is knife food maybe
I think its very little luck
When you have 10,000 dollars and can’t find the singular joker you need before you lose, there wasn’t much else you could do
Or is it worth…?
its mostly luck and managing how you take advantage of said luck
When do you ever need one specific joker and nothing else
O I’ll take that too then
Naneinf or ante 24
endless
I took shortcut cuz it seems good and I’ll also buy the hall
its great because it rewards you for something youre gonna be doing anyway - opening packs
and free tarots are so good
In terms of the regular game there is still some luck involved but that’s why playing pairs works cuz it eliminates most of the luck
why is photo so rare ;-;
thats not really the "game" though, the game is designed and balanced around ante 8 (non-endless)
Take blood ston ?
You should see my consumable stats for mobile vs PC
zero correlation
the biggest design flaw in the game is the size of the endless button
Mobile stats, this is basically after completing C and C+ after playing on PC for 9 months
endless is postgame content so i dont really consider it when talking about balance unless stated otherwise
biggest flaw is showman appearing in my shops taking up a spot that cpuld be hologram instead
ttue
It is arcana time
Yes it is
THE JOKERS
what the hell
bro is actually getting ALL the juices
skill issue
Honestly I’m buying both and immediately eating the Idol
I found moon
That’s just what I would do out of impatience lol
thats not idol
aj shortcut 🔥
why would you buy both
no
Cuz I like the pants
Also I got judgement from hallucination
idk about you id take them pants and start 2pairing it
the flaw is that it exists at all
Use judgment before you buy any of the jokers
GAMBLE
hell yea
they already have dagger and spending down gives them less interest for very little benefit
i love judgement
Oh hey I like that I’m using discards a lot
Anyways I’m gonna proboly moon the 3 highest cards now
fuck you (scales straight on your flush build)
personally id take the pants and feed knife with shortcut, but thats only because i like pants and im not sure if thats very optimal
dont do it
i'd have gotten aj tbh
it's pretty good with shortcut
Judgement gave me mystic summit @patent sail
yeah i saw
perhaps killing clubs joker and getting AJ is the play idk
I’m gonna use moon on ace queen and 10. All are hearts
this run is actually getting so many different good options
I can check seed if you want
nah its alright
How do I check seed anyways
Also I’m feeding the 8$ thing to my knife
that's fine
Right now it’s not contributing to the team yet
it's white stske anyways
Nvm I can’t feed knife I have max jokers
so MAYBE the play could be killing clubs joker, getting aj and feeding the summit to the knife idk i may be dumb
Hmmm
like Ancient jonkler is pretty damn good
only reason i ever play flushes is him early on
It’s inconsistent looking
Besides I just turned the hearts ace queen and 10 into clubs
its what, X7.5 per flush?
1.5
1.5^5
roughly
balatro reference?!?!
So I guess ye
he is my goat idk man
Anyways ima truck onwards
i think its 7.59 or something
7.59375
Yay!
jokerdisplay shows 7.59 so thats the part i remember 🔥🔥
The goad will now be the dead
and we run and we run and we run and we run and we run
you can fit 2 or 3 cards of the right suit in the straight
why do you have 3 +mults
Delectable meal detected
but it's more iffy since you took moon over magician
aj needs suit balance
its ante 2
I’m gonna get clearance
and a wild card or two
or wild cards
you can afford it, no reason not to
both is best
im waiting patiently for wild card buff
Now arcana and planet time
im a Big ancient jonkler fan
if wild cards were undebuffable by suit bosses id like them way way more
I took Jupiter from the planet pack
they would be better if flushes were a better hand without it's specific jokers
now i need to win a white stake to get the challenge achievement loading because of mod inteference
sigh
its midnight, i should probably sleep
Anyways I think I might just thin my deck a bunch
midnight as in wht time?
I’m gonna use glass to thin my deck
my time duh
or maybe a joker that negates wild cards being debuffed
that doesnt explain it at all
bad chicot
0 in the evening
another F tier joker alongside showman where 90% of the time hes gonna do pretty much nothing
all is dagger food
why u mad gng
and gives makes them retrigger
wha
another D tier joker alongside bloodstone
bloodstone is G tier
what a niche retrigger joker idea 😭
wouldnt even be too bad
retriggers wild cards
outside of aj its practically useless 😭
bloodstone is S tier because i saw roffle use it 🐎🔥
there's little incentive to make wild cards and there's even less incentive to retrigger then
you want retriggers for lucky cards, glass and gold seals
the vast majorify of the time
there’s more incentive to make wild cards if a joker retriggers them
S tier as in the tier after R tier
bloodstone is the worst joker
the most hatable
showman
idol
showman does nothing but it doesnt give you emotional damage
still very little since most things that benefit from it are additive jokers
slightly more incentive sure, but also all my retriggable cards being debuffed by 3 times more suit bosses isnt what i would want
would be cool nonetheless
i dont even hate flower pot and baron that much anymore, but showman
how do you like him
not really
ill say that i don’t think the joker is strong, i just thought that logic was backwards
unless youre endlesspilled naneinfmaxxer
it ends up cancelling out when the retriggered card can't have good enhancements
its entirely for joker synergies gng
most of which aren't really notable past ante 4
it enables a ton more jokers and improved suit dependant ones
its js a fun idea
Bank couch?
where's the dopamine
its for endless ig
js new strategies
if its for endless then its poorly designed
like what
not everything is gold stake slop
it has a tier 2 that actually does something cool
but you dont need it rn
which sucks cause endless runs arent real
5 blueprint train
i dont think any joker is designed for endless
Go go gadget arcana pack
Ok seriously how TF do I beat Nebula Gold Stake? That deck is completely fucking useless
blueprint is good in ante 8 runs
unintended
pair slop
showman is for having a ton of blueprints in endless
i doubt that was thunks intention
which isn't that much of a niche
each costing GDP of small european countries in rerolls
yea but it is its only real use
Last used is empress. Anyways I think I make Lewis wild right
which is a flaw in it's design
im not saying its poorly designed for endless, im saying its poorly designed in the context of localthunk's design philosophy because it's really only for endless
telescope isn't bad. one less consumable isn't that big a deal, nebula isn't that much harder than others
Wild Lewis for MORE CCLUB
exactly why its one of the worst jokers
id hanged man
Hanged man in the uhh
one less consumable is just miserable to play with
i think it has similar odds of appearing compared to invis
yes, they are both rare jokers
4 hearts and 8 spades hanged man?
kill bad cards you dont want to have higher draw chance for good ones
hang ace and 4 or ace and king
one is uncommon
getting a specific uncommon and then rolling to find a rare that wouldve been bp/bs normally?
that is not true
invis and blueprint are rares
I like consumables too, but telescope is good beat ante 8 tech also. it's not a good deck, but not a hard one
That’s like a whole lays bag worth
because it sucks for straights
im comparing showman to invis
higher strush chance idk
why
also if you're relying on base chips your runnis kinda dead
they serve similar purposes
showman doesnt spawn a blueprint though, it lets one spawn if it would if you didnt have blueprint
if you can do something like 30+ rerolls per shop, better off not bothering with invis
wrong, invis copies a random joker, showman fucks up your packs
Me? Please explain
in endless i mean
Also yeah I’m relying on cards for chips
Imagine defending showman
except invis doesnt cost entire USA's military funds in rerolls to do something
true
ye thats what im saying
scoring card base chips are nowhere near enough to carry a run and end up falling off by the midgame due to other chip sources
Spirit > Grappler
Ace is kinda mediocre for straight
glider > both smh
straights have crazy chips scaling from planets, i think thats better
I mean, it's the same as comparing rebate to anything
you're better off relying on straight levels as your chip source
perchance
Oh I did get a Jupiter earlier
Spirit is fun tho
i havent used it much
straights use saturn
ive seen some good spirit players before tho
Oh
generally strat for straights deckfixing is
kill the ends (low and high cards), bloat the middle
It's not hard to use
thats why you killed the ace
It's instant mobility
with some bias to keeping face cards because photochad is good for them
yeah
i use Saturn sometimes too
hey same
I almost died
Knife is getting evicted the moment I find a consistent source of chips
It's hard to land tho, without good aim or air control it can means you land in a mine or bump into a border
straights levels 🔥🔥🔥
Or just fall
why not sac glutton
wdym border
knife is unconditional
Brim
also you'd call 3k advantage with 1 leftover hand almost dying?
Like, you bump into a wall
oh
And you simply die without the helment
does that bonk or sm
I got emporer and it gave me these
a i see
I think use my cards then high priestess right
helmet op
Pairslop at its peak :
hermit
hermit
use hermit
money is everything
20$ is great
Oh ok
Nobody takes it for some reason 
I guess with enough skill you don't need it
they probably think "oh well i can just not bonk"
but idk ive had a fair share of bonk deaths
what are people talking about
Bonking on purpose is useful sometimes
(Dies)
Laziest run OAT, early Madness and Burnt, then Eternal BP on top of it all
Hello skipping playing card packs
And I just played pairs on repeat
bye glut
Glut is carrying
does knife have anything on it
that's a surprise
Nope
one time i bonked and that launched me into a bell which launched me into the void
no helmet
Knife is still at 0
😔
if not maybe yeah sure kill it
why have you been neglecting it
new player understanding red card being great is crazy tho
Go mart slide plus bigger marts plus martpocalypse
when i started playing i thought it was ASS
a fate worse than death
unless theres a blue seal in them
Mart slide it's not even that bad if you have like only two Marts
dont skip that
i havent used patch 5 mart slide so idk
Ima use the wheel
is about megabonk or
no
Nullscape
econ 
Why not
oh
:3
Am I ok to sell the tower
never played and probably never will
yea
to me
generally just look at the pack first - if nothings good (or better than +3 on red card) youre safe to skip
Oh ok
I mean, it's a Roblox game so
i havent played megabonk ina while
i'd keep tower to filter it out
good strat
Glider with Telefragger is so scary
can u not just turn away
I mean, it's still scary
in case you didnt know
if yoy have some card (tarot/joker/planet), it cant appear in the shop
so thats useful to block out garbage in the shop
id rather voidbreaker
Telefragger charger
blue seals win the runs 🗣🗣🔥🔥
is there even a counter
I think temperance then high p?
or do ujust gotta stop charging
I guess
It's hard to stop without instant acceleration
why upgrade hands you dont play if you dont have constellation
ya
i dont think ive had tetrahedron with charger before
I don't even use charger so
ive used it a little bit
Full glider, spirit and diver
diver was my main till patch 5
okay ill probably sleep now so
It might be balatrover
someone else help this guys run please
Hi
take a l👀k
goodbye
coulda rerolled the shop a bit with all that cash to get luchador/unconditional chips
Bro's Vita Carnis
stay above $25, but feel free to spend the rest
okay now i sleep for sure
goog nyaight!!! 🐈💓🌸
if only dagger was fed
it's all fun and games until you hit the inevitable point where your hands meet with the most played hand
Hey this guy is actually pretty good
he's decent early
So is this gonna win the blind
I am gonna try a pair strategy
This is insanely consistent
With flush I blow multiple discards to play one hand
With this I usually draw a pair
how many chips is the pair joker again
This is fun
50
50
20*50
