🕹・game-discussion

[eager prawn]

Negative perkeo

[viral raft]

for real????

[echo sphinx]

how do i lock certain cards from appearing in the shop

cuz i dont think im gonna be seeing Eris in ante 1

[viral raft]

DAMN IS REAL

IS A NEGA PERKEO

[simple merlin]

WHAT?

[eager prawn]

Chill

[wintry ice]

use the blueprint seed analyser

[simple merlin]

Goddaaamn

[waxen stream]

i'm cooking so hard rn

[dusty tusk]

Holy shit golden needle is literally hell

[simple merlin]

Real

[dusty tusk]

It’s my last challenge and it’s making me so mad

[echo sphinx]

negative legendary is fuckn crazy

like what are the odds

[eternal minnow]

Very lov

Low

[viral raft]

is a 50/50

it happens or simply don't

[eternal minnow]

Erm akshully its a 49.9/50.1 cause the imprinting of the coin

[simple merlin]

I can get that lol, it was my third to last challenge too, i've had the luck to win it with a wee and canio build lol

[echo sphinx]

ok lemme try another human random seed

9AA621FT

[eternal minnow]

Why would you ever do this

At that point just play unseeded

[dusty tusk]

What was ur strat!

?

[wintry ice]

why do you have black hole in your joker slots

[echo sphinx]

that seems normal

[tranquil cedar]

ermmm acktschualleigh it's 49.999/50/0.001 because it can land on the side

[eternal minnow]

Omfg you're right

[dusty tusk]

What is this

[wintry ice]

very difficult supernova run

[echo sphinx]

yep

totally no immolate

[viral raft]

i mean immolate ante 1 and a blackboard/supernova is amazing

[simple merlin]

Didn't had any in specific, i pretty much just tried to survive with early scoring jokers, and if i needed score i would make some glass and steel cards and eventually it made the trick

[eternal minnow]

Im about to immolate myself

[simple merlin]

Immolate here is really something

[dusty tusk]

Noted, I got to ante 8 and I ended with like 197k out of 200k and was so mad

[simple merlin]

Jeeeeeeez now that's a tough luck, good luck with your attempts

[eternal minnow]

Something like this?

[echo sphinx]

ikr

like this is diabolical

just send it home already

[dusty tusk]

Kinda but it was on a stupid challenge

[dusty tusk]

What is this

[viral raft]

yep you can easily get the blueprint here

just play full econ

is white so is not the big deal dk

[echo sphinx]

https://spectralpack.github.io/TheSoul/

[simple merlin]

In yellow deck should be even easier lol

[dusty tusk]

Wow this will really help for my Nan inf fun Ty

[viral raft]

100%, i played in Red deck to make it "average"

[dusty tusk]

Yellow deck is hard

[simple merlin]

Fair

[dusty tusk]

Or I’m just ass and I’m pretty sure it’s cus I’m ass

[viral raft]

wdym?

[dusty tusk]

I’m like hard stuck purple chips

[echo sphinx]

yellow deck is mega easy

cuz u start with +$10 dollers

[viral raft]

tbh you just need to keep your $ to the interest and yellow are easy wins

[simple merlin]

It's one of the better decks, if not the best imo, having money is really powerfull

[viral raft]

that's the entire point of the deck so yeah

[simple merlin]

Actually 12, if you count interest

[dusty tusk]

It’s just later in I struggle hitting the amount of chips

[echo sphinx]

uhmbutacktually

[viral raft]

and the +4$ from the start

[simple merlin]

Yup

[viral raft]

damn Yellow is really strong

16$ in total

without counting hands

[simple merlin]

One shot win giving ya 3 dollars, 19 dollars for first shop

[viral raft]

other decks barely starts with 4$ (BLACK DECKKKK)

[simple merlin]

Goddamn

[echo sphinx]

ye

and a buffoon pack costs 4

so if the pull is good u get $3 interest on round 2

[viral raft]

the game is designed to atleast have a buffon pack on round 1

that's why you start with 4$

and theres always a buffon 4$ pack in the first shop

[simple merlin]

Never hitted to me that was the reason lol

[wintry ice]

you started with 4 before the ante 1 buffoon pack was a thing

[pale wolf]

oh my God do you know what day it is guys

It's Friday¡¡!!

[wintry ice]

today is friday

in california

[pale wolf]

I am happy to report that it is also Friday here on the East Coast

[wintry ice]

shoot!

[pale wolf]

are there guns in balatro

[shell dagger]

ye

[pale wolf]

dang I was going to get this game for my little cousin

I didn't realize it was a hyperviolent game like the rest of them

[tranquil steppe]

Idk, glass cards shattering is pretty violent

[ancient gyro]

hey apple

[lean agate]

"here, damn" ass run 😭 🙏

rick appeared at the same time when discard voucher was on the shop, dagger going online, unlimited stable vlue from goldenjo, shortcut appeared at the two last shop

ohmygod im 3 jokers left to go

Hiker Stonejo and Ancient

[tranquil steppe]

Nice stuff! You get C++ soon

[lean agate]

oh okay

[tranquil steppe]

Although stone is a little bitch

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[tranquil steppe]

Bloodstone forgives your sins

[digital pewter]

if there are a million stone joker fans, i am one of them
if there are a hundred stone joker fans, i am one of then
if there's only one stone joker fan, i am that one
if there are no stone joker fans, i am no longer here

[lean agate]

how do you build around hiker on early game? he just feels so weak bcs it doesnt score the added chips immediately, and you barely see the upgraded cards again

I guess Abandoned deck might be the play

and early mults ig obviously

[serene forge]

hiker is kind of just shit unfortunately

it's ok-ish with hanging chad though

[serene forge]

what

[lean agate]

every Joker deserves a fan, even Séance

[viral raft]

it would be cool a joker that gives mult per each Stone scored

[viral raft]

Seánce 🥀

i hate that joker so much

[thick snow]

it's gonna cost you

[atomic trout]

But... I'm poor

[slow iris]

no

[lean agate]

Superposition is like the evil version of Seance

[viral raft]

yeah because is actually useful

[lean agate]

trve

[atomic trout]

At least Superstition is easier to pull off

[viral raft]

and many Tarots are actually useful yo play straight around or directly good in overall situations

unlike spectral which only Immolate and maybe sigil are the only one who are actually usefull to play with Strush

[cosmic maple]

omg two nat negatives (one useless (riff raff) and the other goated (paradoilia)) on a canio run🤍 🤍 🤍 🤍 🤍 🤍 🤍 🤍

Idc if I spelt it wrong idk how to spell it

[viral raft]

"goated" "pareidolia" 🥀

still great run well done Provi

[ancient gyro]

sigil 🥀

[patent sail]

"useless" "riffraff" 🥀

[cosmic maple]

Honestly I was so surprised seeing the negative riff raff and even more at the pareidolia

[lean agate]

i lobe pareidolia theyre like 50% chance of appearing in my shop immediately after getting canio

[simple merlin]

Once in every blue moon might be useful 😭

[viral raft]

yeah i hate sigil but maybe if you're dessesperated works

[patent sail]

more like 0% for me

[cosmic maple]

My joker slots are filled 😭

It's just temp value

[patent sail]

not that i ever see canio anyway

[patent sail]

its gonna give you negative photochad trust!

[viral raft]

only in faceless and canio, besides thoses 2 is basically useless

[simple merlin]

With the added penalty of blocking freaking hanged man from any tarot pack

[patent sail]

canio actually just eats them all ong

[ancient gyro]

doesn't work if initial draw and suit conversion are both randomized

[cosmic maple]

Tbh I was just thinking about selling my Chad so I can keep a stuntman on the plasma deck

[patent sail]

all card destruction methods disappear as soon as canio appears

[simple merlin]

Pretty much lol, at least faceless is a common joker(rebate does similar and it's only 1 joker slot)

[cosmic maple]

Troubadour or smth

[patent sail]

mask

[candid niche]

what's the play here? i really need xmult to get Swash to do anything

[viral raft]

yeah but maybe...just maybeee works if you draw a straight and you need to change full suit on thoses

but still

Seánce just sucks because of that

[candid niche]

pair is level 20 and swash is giving +86 mult

[patent sail]

+86 swash is insane

[lean agate]

Im kissing pareidolia for saving this run

[lean agate]

you're always one reroll away from hanged man trust

[simple merlin]

Naaah, that's the chigoat credit 🔥 🔥 saved you from the vessel

[candid niche]

i could drop burnt joker and look for some xmult

[patent sail]

and its chicot doing everything

YEAH

shared braincell

[lean agate]

bro was just happy to be there it scored like 14 million

[ancient gyro]

that's assuming you draw all if not most of the suits you have least of and then winning the 1 in 4

[candid niche]

pariedolia being marginally useful vs chicot parrying the most difficult boss blinds in the game

[patent sail]

without his moral support youd be dead

[candid niche]

without Chicot, the plant is inevitable

[ancient gyro]

among other reasons

[patent sail]

buckle under sheer pressure of VV

[lean agate]

I might owe him an apology

[viral raft]

yeah that's why i said maybe i can't see any other reason to play seánce besides that 1/4m immolate with the seals

[simple merlin]

I honestly would drop one of the gift cards, if you find some xmult, burnt is carrying the chips at least( not huge increase, but constant enough)

[humble gulch]

I'm allergic to flushes

[patent sail]

without chicot random ante 4 tooth eats your run

[simple merlin]

Indeed, i hate the tooth and the ox, how i'm meant to gamble with no money?

[rustic haven]

gambling time chat

[ancient gyro]

ive made it work exactly once with the worst combination of bottom tier jokers in my life

[rustic haven]

oh amazing bloodstone

[patent sail]

ox you can maybe troll or play around, but the tooth? if you play big hands and dont one-shot econ evaporates

[wintry ice]

what the heck

[ancient gyro]

heck

[rustic haven]

heck

blud why is cloud 9 $7

[patent sail]

actual F tier lineup what the fuck

[rustic haven]

holy scam

[patent sail]

gold joker except good

[rustic haven]

dont hate on goldie locks

ight

[candid niche]

me when i have more 9s

[patent sail]

piss joker is what i call him

[simple merlin]

I always forget to spend all my money like a goddamn maniac before fighting the ox and always get screwed because of it (assuming i don't have a ludicrious amount of chip scaling)

[patent sail]

they are talking about the cost

to buy

[humble gulch]

Welp, we've got a new flushers stereotype; they hate cloud nine

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[rustic haven]

me when ouija hits all 9's with a full bean and juggler in play

[candid niche]

oh my god. there is no xmult in my shop EVER

[simple merlin]

Cause more 9 means more money, and more money means more money to pay

[rustic haven]

when did i say this?

[patent sail]

whats bean gonna do

wait no

[humble gulch]

I'm saying it for other reasons but yeah

[patent sail]

i got it

[humble gulch]

You're good

[patent sail]

im dumb

[candid niche]

bad RNG is crippling me

[rustic haven]

[rustic haven]

[patent sail]

i thought YOU thought cloud 9 works on cards held in hand and not in deck im genuinely so restarted

[rustic haven]

LMFAO

no i just never realized the price on it bc im in ante 1 small blind shop

[candid niche]

and bad econ

[patent sail]

completely missing the point of

oujia

[rustic haven]

no?

[simple merlin]

Would be a joker for sure

[rustic haven]

oh

i thought

my bad

yo WE are all restarted rn

[viral raft]

how Pairslop is this?

[rustic haven]

im talkin to a guy thats not even talkin to me

[viral raft]

8/10 imo

[rustic haven]

im crine

[humble gulch]

8/10

[patent sail]

"hi im a pairs run" ass run

[rustic haven]

im crine

[simple merlin]

Seems closer to a high card build

[viral raft]

the seeing double?

[patent sail]

well if they take c2

[rustic haven]

ice cream wit 25 chips is wild

[candid niche]

go ahead! never give me xmult for my +87 swash!

[patent sail]

its officially pairslop

[candid niche]

ridiculously bad shops ended my run

[rustic haven]

polychrome my goat

[ancient gyro]

a likely story

[simple merlin]

I mean, not that, but with shoot the moon and all

[patent sail]

thats why crimson fart deserves to get the chicot treatment

[candid niche]

never found a wheel

[rustic haven]

thats crazy

[candid niche]

and i found only 3 temperance the entire run

[rustic haven]

no aura?

[candid niche]

aura triggers before swash can give me mult, so its useless

the only thing that would have saved me is any xmult joker

AND THEY NEVER APPEARED

[rustic haven]

oh right

[candid niche]

THE ONLY ONE I FOUND WAS OBELESK IN THE LAST SHOP!

[humble gulch]

This is a 9/10

[rustic haven]

lmfao rip

[rustic haven]

😭

[candid niche]

ridiculous

[simple merlin]

Obelisk pivot 🔥 🔥

[patent sail]

square up

fellow square enjoyer

also holo madness is wild

[candid niche]

yeah like playing a level 2 high card and getting 20 chips would help

augh

[patent sail]

that thing alone won me Cruelty challenge

[light oak]

idk if I should take gold ticket

[candid niche]

there was so much potential

[simple merlin]

Madness my beloved

[viral raft]

10/10 pair slop

[ancient gyro]

i got someone else's mcdonalds order 😀

[patent sail]

drivers is right there

[rustic haven]

RIP

[cosmic maple]

What????? Bro I got another nat neg, this one is acrobat 😭

[humble gulch]

Not really

[cosmic maple]

All of those are natural, no skips no ectos

[humble gulch]

Give it to me

[wintry ice]

show seed

[viral raft]

why not

[light oak]

I'd need another 3 face cards that are lucky enough to be hit my Midas mask

[simple merlin]

Now change jolly for greenbo and you got yourself the build

[patent sail]

yall be playing pairs with square, im playing 2 pair

why? idk im dumb

[light oak]

y'all play pairs?

[patent sail]

still recovering from painted deck brainrot as you can see

[simple merlin]

Makes sense, if playing one pair is good, then playing 2 pairs is better, cause 2 is bigger than 1

[ancient gyro]

2/2 2oak glorping

[patent sail]

universal win strat i guess

[ancient gyro]

not yet

[light oak]

flush is where it's at

[patent sail]

youre the real phil of sophy

[ancient gyro]

boy do I have a seed for you

[light oak]

trust me flush is the best

[candid niche]

fill ossophy? nah, i emptied mine

[ancient gyro]

im saving this seed for a challenge giveaway im hosting to see flush at its finest

[quiet hawk]

do i take bloodstone for arrowhead

ive done barely any deck fixing

[patent sail]

nurturyy

[cosmic maple]

Is a x 8 canio or a stuntman better to copy on plasma?

[patent sail]

"do i take bloodstone" never

[simple merlin]

Depends on your hand level

[cosmic maple]

0

[patent sail]

copying -2 hand size

[light oak]

don't you DARE dis my goat bloodstone

[simple merlin]

Most times canio should be obviously better

[quiet hawk]

fr? cuz im only getting like 60k rn and idk really what much to do

you sure i shouldnt take

[cosmic maple]

It doesn't copy that

[wintry ice]

does she know

[cosmic maple]

Just the 250 chips

I think

[patent sail]

not funny game design 0/10

[wintry ice]

how many hearts do you have

[quiet hawk]

like still 14

[patent sail]

i have one

[quiet hawk]

❤️

[wintry ice]

i'd keep arrowhead

[ancient gyro]

wtf put it back

[quiet hawk]

dang alright

[wintry ice]

just work on planet levels

also eternal photo with green joker is a bit questionable

[simple merlin]

Not worth it, specially that you have no money at all

[quiet hawk]

yeah

[patent sail]

why photo is bad for green? its not bus

[ancient gyro]

score timing

[wintry ice]

green does the same thing

photo just ends up having diminishing returns because of that

[light oak]

should I actually take gold ticket or nah

[viral raft]

i love Red card

[quiet hawk]

yeah the green was a free poly i just need the x mult

[viral raft]

scales so well

[wintry ice]

can you affoard to sell greedy or banana

[simple merlin]

It's really yummers

[light oak]

probably banana

[patent sail]

banana is speculative cavendish 🔥🔥 always gamble

[light oak]

fuh naw any eco joker is better

[quiet hawk]

green deck and green joker pmo

im so poor

[patent sail]

green joker my beloved tho

[quiet hawk]

fr

[light oak]

vegabond synergy

[quiet hawk]

ive never been a fan of red card though

[round rapids]

I JUST PLAYED THE FIRST 5 ROUNDS FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I HAVE SO MUCH ADRENALINE PUMPING MY VEINS PLEASE HELP ME

[simple merlin]

Solid asf

[light oak]

green joker sucks so bad

[ancient gyro]

we're not doing this again

[thick snow]

damn dude if 5 rounds of balatro has you like this maybe you need to slow down

[patent sail]

i cant with these flush players

[thick snow]

balala is not cocaine

[quiet hawk]

dont go to a casino bro 😭

[surreal dragon]

bait or low iq

[light oak]

can't count higher than 2

[surreal dragon]

call it

[ebon condor]

green joker is like a 4/10 hes really not that hot

[patent sail]

thats what gambling does to you yea

[quiet hawk]

but green

[tranquil steppe]

Flush is GOAT tier

[light oak]

both

[wintry ice]

you see red button and press it what awful bait

[thick snow]

13 y/o discovers gambling, life irreperably damaged

[candid niche]

guys whats the strategy for green deck

[tranquil steppe]

Me either

[round rapids]

What if we could cash out real money?

[thick snow]

good job thunk

[cosmic maple]

I know exactly who I'm selling, bye bye riff raff

[worthy tinsel]

you mean ancient joker?
Yeah I agree

[ebon condor]

sell parei

[light oak]

buy the extra hand voucher

[simple merlin]

You'll have a banger once you figure out you can skip blinds( become a certified gambler)

[patent sail]

13 y/o discovers balatro, same exact effect

[cosmic maple]

HELL NAH

Canio

[simple merlin]

Get money, spend money, not die

Worked for me

[cosmic maple]

What? You don't gamble in balatro

[tranquil steppe]

That’s Lord Canio to you

[ocean plover]

brodie is copying hallucination MID BLIND ✌️

[quiet hawk]

im doing this rn but without getting money

[light oak]

funny banana has smth to say

[cosmic maple]

THAT WAS BEFORE 🤍

That was for the shop

[ocean plover]

ok mb

[round rapids]

5 rounds in and my heart is racing and I’m addicted this is literally cocaine I’m gonna play Balatro while I got Zyn in my mouth

[patent sail]

do they know

[ocean plover]

anyways sell cani

[light oak]

trust me get mods

[cosmic maple]

Thats not really gambling man

[simple merlin]

Pretty sure you can win with just hand scaling and the jokers effects lol, none of your jokers are hand dependent

[round rapids]

I’m on a MacBook

[cosmic maple]

Do you know?

[thick snow]

why

[cosmic maple]

Prolly

[round rapids]

Does this game have unlimited rounds?

[light oak]

if it has chances it can gamble

[patent sail]

when that negative tag hits

[light oak]

absolute chaos in the cryptid mod

[round rapids]

Infinite rounds?

[cosmic maple]

So everything with a chance based thing is gambling.

[ocean plover]

no theres a point in endless where it gets litterally impossible by all means

[tulip berry]

Balala refrence?

[light oak]

yes.

[wintry ice]

caps out at ante 39 due to code limitations

[thick snow]

he's in his first hour of playing the game, he should do at least a FEW runs of the vanilla game

[cosmic maple]

What?/lh

[patent sail]

90% of players quit till they hit negative rental eternal flower pot

[simple merlin]

It has 97 rounds max i think, with the right play, and 39 antes

[light oak]

throw him in the deep end

[ebon condor]

if balatro is cocaine, cryptid is fent and by that i mean its too much and you die

[round rapids]

Offfffffff

[cosmic maple]

No, that's just not correct

[round rapids]

Found a new goal

[light oak]

bait or low iq

[patent sail]

dw you aint getting there so soon

[wintry ice]

variable overflow

[quiet hawk]

always aim high 🙏🙏

[ocean plover]

low iq

[cosmic maple]

Uhuh sure man, that's bait or low iq

[simple merlin]

It's pretty possible if you get the right odds, good luck there

[thick snow]

balatro is less gambling than actual poker is, because you can influence the odds and favors in balatro

[ebon condor]

the goal in balatro is to gamble as little as possible

[thick snow]

yes essentially

[patent sail]

it lasted me like an hour and got boring

[ocean plover]

bring your own deck poker with house rules

[patent sail]

fake balatro fan

[cosmic maple]

If you wanted to you can get rid of every single chance in the game with enough oops

[minor portal]

are you telling me I can't bring a large green die to a poker table to increase my chances of possible probabilities

[patent sail]

we ALL gambling that negative tag

[light oak]

I recommend creating another profile and using the unlock all setting to see all the jokers and stuff

[cosmic maple]

Negative tag peak

[ebon condor]

factually false

[thick snow]

sadly not they ask you to leave

[cosmic maple]

Don't say shops.

Those obviously don't count

Or blinds

[quiet hawk]

just to get a negative zany joker

[ocean plover]

ykw fuck you i grant nothing above a 3oak for the next 10 rounds

[ebon condor]

fuck yeah

[patent sail]

but what if its popcorn

[ebon condor]

pair value

[simple merlin]

A large green die with a suspicious high amount of sixes

[pale wolf]

listed probabilities aren't the only probabilities

[quiet hawk]

ooooh i like popcorn

[ocean plover]

i grant you "-1 level of played poker hand" boss blind

[patent sail]

they call me gambler the way i gamble them negative tags 🗣🗣🗣🔥

[ebon condor]

ill be fine my scoring comes from my jokers

[thick snow]

slot machines show you the statistics, but you're never going to leave with 99% of your money despite that being the statistic payout

[ebon condor]

i planned for this, you see

[quiet hawk]

goodbye green joker 🫡

[ocean plover]

violet vessel ante 8

[candid niche]

this run is stupid

[patent sail]

crimson fart scarier

[ocean plover]

sell the 2nd one youre gonna go broke (in terms of mult) if you sell green

[novel valve]

I be playing the game like this every time that blind comes up

[light oak]

decisions decisions

[quiet hawk]

idc if i go broke

[candid niche]

i'm drip-feeding dagger mult and getting money from grat

[ebon condor]

i have enough scoring because i made sure to have a plan for this very probable outcome

[quiet hawk]

i can win with photochad here

[thick snow]

you are recommending astonishingly bad ideas.

[light oak]

why

[novel valve]

Thats +1 hand size aint it?

[ocean plover]

ok bro have fun multiplying your 2 mult 4 times to get 16 mult thats so powerfull

[patent sail]

dont listen to flushcels duh

[tranquil steppe]

Don’t Balatro and drive kids

[light oak]

an IQ to high?

[thick snow]

there is purpose to unlocking cards via gameplay, and earning harder decks

[quiet hawk]

i have like level 8 flush and green joker applies after photchad anyway

[light oak]

you can't count higher than 2 pairslop enjoyer

[patent sail]

im a straights player thank you very much

[ocean plover]

yo bro unrelated question do you use the blueprint brainstorm yuri mod you seem like you do

[simple merlin]

Open standard pack for red seal polychrome king of hearts trust

[novel valve]

Me being a straight/full house/two pair chud

[light oak]

I don't mean to just solely play that profile, to learn learn the jokers capabilities

[ocean plover]

full house my beloved

[light oak]

mobile player

[patent sail]

unless some early shop decides otherwise i guess

[ocean plover]

you can still mod mobile tho?

[ebon condor]

why are you recommending mods then

[patent sail]

two pair is funny 🎀🌸 we let that slide

[ocean plover]

they didnt

[patent sail]

and fh is like

idk its kinda there

[light oak]

brick phone

[ocean plover]

oh lmao

[novel valve]

It really is great when im not getting two pair upgrade cards in every other planet pack

[ocean plover]

rip

[ebon condor]

they recommended cryptid earlier right?

[ocean plover]

oh right

[ocean plover]

would u use it if u could

[patent sail]

only mods id go for are jokersdisplay and handy

[pale wolf]

not really

[ocean plover]

what are thoseee

[patent sail]

id be dead without them

[light oak]

probably I just don't wanna risk my phone

[livid scroll]

how it feels being a "whatever hand better adapts to the run" player

[ebon condor]

honestly i wouldn't even mod bc steammodded is buggy

[ocean plover]

never saw them if they good i might get it

[light oak]

srsly do I take sock or nah

[novel valve]

I will never do high card runs i fear

[ebon condor]

unless i have a strong reason to (balatro archipelago)

[simple merlin]

"Well, guess we doing straight flush!" Said no one ever, after finding a seance in ante 1

[patent sail]

jokersdisplay is genuinely a lifesaver

and handy is like highly qol but its so nice to have

[novel valve]

I dont even think ive ever hit a straight flush

And regular flush I've only maybe 5 times

[patent sail]

brainstorm unlock?

[ebon condor]

wait hold on how do you unlock the scribbled joker again?

[ocean plover]

they seem cool

[patent sail]

you left click on the games icon and click delete

[simple merlin]

Now that's dedication

[livid scroll]

true lol, but finding a hand related joker doesn't specifically mean "let's play that surely"

[ancient gyro]

ask for a mcgriddy in the drive thru line

[quiet hawk]

is this optimal?

[ebon condor]

which one

[ocean plover]

holy fucking hell

[patent sail]

COPY PHOTO

[novel valve]

These straight/full house/two pair runs will get me a W trust

[patent sail]

ITS 2X MORE

[quiet hawk]

gulp alright

[ancient gyro]

rhetorical question

[quiet hawk]

eow

[ebon condor]

strawman

[simple merlin]

I think copying photo gives more score

[quiet hawk]

wowzwers

[quiet hawk]

yes it did

[ocean plover]

COPY PHOTO

phot

[patent sail]

and with bp and bs its best to have one on each

[simple merlin]

Facts🔥 🔥

[shell dagger]

8x mult but less chips

[livid scroll]

legends say that having your blueprint to the top right will copy your tarot cards

[patent sail]

who cars they got more score anyway

[quiet hawk]

😮

[shell dagger]

I car

[patent sail]

copying money is where its at

[shell dagger]

I like to know my score

[ancient gyro]

dont car

[ebon condor]

🚙

[quiet hawk]

if you put it bottom left your entire deck doubles

[ancient gyro]

holy car
dont yap

[fiery nymph]

109

[simple merlin]

Copy ankh for maximum value

[patent sail]

whats 100 + 9?
the wise and allknowing swiss | 107/150:

[shell dagger]

1009

[fiery nymph]

😅

[ebon condor]

210

[quiet hawk]

green deck gold stake, her i come 🫡🫡🫡

[patent sail]

hell yea acorn got obliterated

[quiet hawk]

fr

L acorn

and immediately i can see why people love gold stake

[simple merlin]

Yummers, i love being broke

[quiet hawk]

i didnt take it

instead i got a polychrome cloud 9 🤑🤑🤑

[livid scroll]

abstract joker value

[simple merlin]

Yummers😋 🤑

[unborn cliff]

here win or something

[quiet hawk]

the run died already 💔

[simple merlin]

Not a single scoring joker? 🥀

[unborn cliff]

sounds like gold stake

[quiet hawk]

i mean i died ante 1 boss

and big blind shop was so bad 💔

[simple merlin]

Was the hook right?

I'm feeling it

[quiet hawk]

yes 😭😭

crazy guess

[simple merlin]

Can say because i died to this dude more than i can count too lol

My goodness precious ante 1 rocket runs 🥀

[cyan bone]

he haunts me.

[fiery nymph]

who needs those anyways

[cyan bone]

never here when I need him, always taunting me at the start of runs

[simple merlin]

Shortcut the goat🔥

[patent sail]

Petition: make trib take up 2 joker slots because hes a fatass

[fiery nymph]

best straights joker 🙏

[fiery nymph]

dont worry bloodstone already does that

for worse scoring

[simple merlin]

What a reliable joker!

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[pale wolf]

chicot might be the best card in the game, and HERE is why:
she disables the worst part of the game, the stupid cheating boss blinds that are the only reason the good king card jokers like baron or photochad get super destroyed in my games. Theres also the fact that she has the MOST GLITCHES in the whole game, which means she is like neo. also also, the bosses that hurt your suit jokers like ancient joker and especially flowerpot? now they dont exits!!!
finally, she's an Legendary which means she doesnt take up any valuable joker skip slots.

[ancient gyro]

she

congrats to her

[tall owl]

need a William Afton legendary that retriggers all cards, whether theyre played, in hand, inventory, or joker slots

"I always come back" ahh triggers

[livid scroll]

so a legendary joker that includes a dusk applying for every hand, a mime and 5 negative blueprints

[turbid lily]

Egg 🥚 joker goated

[livid scroll]

what if it also had a 1 in 2 chance to destroy every other joker, like the real william afton would do

[fiery nymph]

i have no personality i must larp

[thick snow]

teenagers in the alt-right pipeline who are self proclaimed 'windmill enjoyers':

[thick snow]

you just gave me an idea for a joker :o

a pi joker who each turn adds another number of pi to the mult

[ocean plover]

son, dont let anyone tell you flushes are bait for new players

[pale wolf]

3 +4 +1 +1 etc?

[fiery nymph]

not the first time somebody thought of this

[cyan bone]

can blueprint give extra cash from trading card or is it incompatible?

[fiery nymph]

but yeah it would be cool

[pale wolf]

kinda busted depending on the condition for scaling

[calm furnace]

imagine still hating my boy FT in big 2026

[rustic haven]

i can never escape this damn build

[ocean plover]

ft so ass

[fiery nymph]

itll feel like a scaling misprint ig

[thick snow]

or the whole number, like +2 +23 +231 so on

[ocean plover]

mm yes photocopy and baron very synergy

[pale wolf]

we aint thinking now are we

[rustic haven]

honestly its not that bad

[thick snow]

it would be a rare c:

[ocean plover]

i mean if you use something other then a king to trigger the photo yes

[ocean plover]

ok yeah thats scaling WAY to fast

[rustic haven]

i just play highcard photochad gives like up to 600 mult with brainstorm then my 6 red seal steels trigger off 600 base mult

[ocean plover]

wow.

[thick snow]

it could reset after a round

[livid scroll]

it's incompatible, you can't destroy a card twice

[eager prawn]

Or playing 3oak add +3mult

[rustic haven]

it doesnt get me past ante 13+

[cyan bone]

ty

[rustic haven]

but its honestly kind of solid

lol

[thick snow]

OR

[pale wolf]

thats not the reason considering 2 trading cards function normally

[cyan bone]

I wasn't sure if it would give extra money like multiple trading cards

[thick snow]

after each round it adds another number of pi

[ocean plover]

still if you play 3 trash hands and 1 normal one wouldnt it be like +3141?

[pale wolf]

but it doesnt work, for whatever reason

[thick snow]

so after 6 rounds you get 2.34115

(?)

idk pi

[eager prawn]

Wut

[ocean plover]

314159

[pale wolf]

what are these numbers 😭

[eager prawn]

Just say 22/7

[pale wolf]

314159265

[ocean plover]

yes

[eager prawn]

Endless

[livid scroll]

so both return 3 doublons by only destroying one card? i didn't know that

[thick snow]

i swear i knew that once upon a time

[surreal charm]

to be clear you all mean +3 then +1 then +4 etc right

[rustic haven]

yo i swear my wheel luck has been insane

[tender salmon]

i need bodies

[ocean plover]

no they mean like +3 +31 +314 +3141 ect

[pale wolf]

i think to be clear its been several different versions 🦓

[thick snow]

round 1 is +3, round 2 is +31, round 3 is +314

[eager prawn]

Chill who invited you again

[thick snow]

not hands rounds

[rustic haven]

i think ive hit maybe 8/12 wheels this run

[tender salmon]

magic

[surreal charm]

thats effectively 10x reach round that’s busted

[ocean plover]

but you said they reset after rounds???

are you on crack

[thick snow]

im brain storming

[wintry ice]

mf that's legendaey levels of gamebreaking

[tender salmon]

say that again..

[wintry ice]

😭

[ocean plover]

reset after boss blind

[wintry ice]

3k after 4 rounds

that's magnitudes faster than wee

new cryptid joker idea

[thick snow]

ok so it would be after the hands and reset each round

[eager prawn]

Roffle would love that

[wintry ice]

acrobat but gradual and for chips

[humble gulch]

Too strong still

[pale wolf]

thanks ai

[wintry ice]

wow, it can do basic addition

[humble gulch]

Who cares if it restarts every round if you win every round

[eager prawn]

Good point

[thick snow]

look gang, i've just been losing a lot of rounds

i wanna win one

[pale wolf]

hit the road resets every round

[eager prawn]

Just never thought of it

[pale wolf]

and campfire if you fullskip

[humble gulch]

But it's not a free win

[ocean plover]

so if you get any + hands you win the game

not even that you could win with the base 3 hands too

[pale wolf]

tbh this scaling rate seems fine for a higher rarity round scaler

[ocean plover]

3rd hand has OVER 300 MULT bc

[eager prawn]

This is getting serious

[pale wolf]

Fibonacci is an uncommon so I think it would make more sense for it to be uncommon

[ocean plover]

oh that seems better

[pale wolf]

along with it being similar strength to spare trousers

[thick snow]

omg omgg i got it. However many consecutive digits of pi you can play, that's your mult. So if you play 3, 1, 4, you get 3+ 1(2)+ 4+ mult

[livid scroll]

or what if it just gave +3 mult and +14 chips for every played straight flush

[ocean plover]

so you have to play flushes or high cards?

[pale wolf]

in this, round 20 would be 97 mult
which is like 5 mult per round

[thick snow]

no you play pi cards

[ocean plover]

so new hand

amazing

just for this joker

[eager prawn]

What about every played rank 3 cards

[ocean plover]

wowsies

[livid scroll]

yes, rank 3 cards or rank 14 cards

[thick snow]

YOU ARE ALL ASKING ME A LOT OF QUESTIONS

[humble gulch]

Explain yourself next time ❤️‍🩹

[pale wolf]

thinking about it, that makes sense lol

[thick snow]

i put no thought into this besides make pi a joker

[eager prawn]

hypothetically

[thick snow]

cause pi has numbers

[pale wolf]

the digits in pi are mostly uniformly distributed so theyd average out to 4.5 ofc

4.5 per hand is too much but not too much per round

[thick snow]

ok the card sequentially goes through all of pi every hand and you get the +mult of whatever number it is, might be 1, might be 8

[livid scroll]

or what if it gave x the first 314 digits of pi mult without decimal dot

[thick snow]

and it persists through games

so you'll never get the same sequence again

[pale wolf]

no

[thick snow]

pi is forever

[pale wolf]

lol thats a terrible idea

[livid scroll]

and had a 1 in 314 chance to create 314 negative copies of itself

[thick snow]

no dummys

it's 1 number

+3 one hand, +1 the next, +4 after

[eager prawn]

Or another idea
It's just pi
Sell that joker to gain $3 and 14 bananas

[pale wolf]

you cant have meta progression like that unrelated to unlocking things in game

the repeatability of seeds breaks

[thick snow]

it would be funny to have one card that functions this way

[humble gulch]

Just make missprint a scaling joker, dude

[cyan bone]

who put a playing card in my joker pile

I'm not mad I just wanna know

[light oak]

should I just sell greedy joker?

[pale wolf]

lol duped jokers have the default back

[manic kettle]

managed e117 without Mime showing up once, im impressed and annoyed

[humble gulch]

I love working in this pair factory
(Obelisk)
I guess we're doing high card now

[fringe nebula]

bro

how do you change pfp 3 times within a single day

[humble gulch]

... it happened two times, shut up

Zodiac gets boring after while ngl

[worthy tinsel]

Yeah

[cursive crater]

erratic would never

[humble gulch]

I hate erratic

Erratic it's not that fun

[cursive crater]

new run slop

[fiery nymph]

straights straights straights straights straights

[humble gulch]

Wow, two new stickers

[fiery nymph]

this is the long part of c++

[cyan timber]

I'm trying to do one of those bs all king runs so is this good for it?

[atomic trout]

Straights suck

No fucking way I lost like that

[wintry ice]

using a pair joker with straights and then blaming it on the hand

[humble gulch]

For real

[zinc sigil]

Idk how to play this

How do I setup my obelisk

[humble gulch]

Spam pairs

And then spam high card

[zinc sigil]

How do I win the blinds though

[thick snow]

also i highly highly recommend you enable card sorting in the options menu

[zinc sigil]

What do you mean? I sorted by suit

[humble gulch]

You start spamming pairs as soon as you have a pair build I guess

[thick snow]

it automatically sorts the cards by suit and value

[zinc sigil]

So I just try to beat the blinds for now?

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[zinc sigil]

Its literally sorted bro

[thick snow]

ok whatever

[zinc sigil]

I wanna know what u mean

[rustic haven]

value

[vocal rose]

soooooo

I feel disgusted

[serene forge]

there was a guy in the hot takes thread earlier saying burned joker is good for straights

[serene forge]

skill issue

you had photochad

[atomic trout]

Yeah

And it blows

[urban spire]

Im having some issues beating plasma deck gold stake, I find it quite easy to get a bunch of chips, but is there something I should do besides getting a bunch of chips?

[humble gulch]

Not really

It's either go all chips or all xmult

[pale wolf]

wtf is this

[urban spire]

That was weird

But thanks for the info

[serene forge]

chips are not sustainable long term unless you get something super strong like a wee

you will generally have to invest into xmult at some point

[shell dagger]

generally you don’t need to

[short anchor]

guys can any1 be kind and go to the report bug section and try to help me with my problem? thanks

[humble gulch]

I'm not really into being kind

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[pale wolf]

grub

[serene forge]

flea

[urban spire]

Bloodstone isnt terrible on checkered deck

[serene forge]

you literally changed your username after people disagreed with you calling cloud 9 shit

[pale wolf]

but what if you use immolate and it hits all your nines

[serene forge]

you're righttt

[humble gulch]

With that money I can make even more nines

[urban spire]

I did, and ironically I love cloud 9 now, ive learned the way

[serene forge]

wowwwww

that's awesome

[urban spire]

Names too good to waste tho

[royal bobcat]

why would you hate cloud nine

[serene forge]

yeah it's iconic atp

[pale wolf]

hard disagree c9 never gets as high as satellite

[urban spire]

Its good for money but not many things synergize with nines

[pale wolf]

and you can't immolate your planet levels away

[urban spire]

Satellite can scale faster but cloud nine can scale further

[patent sail]

Its uncapped unlike satellite

True limit is how many 9s you can print

[queen current]

stone

[wintry ice]

ooc

[rustic haven]

me and roffle are cooking

gimme my naneinf

[ancient gyro]

wrong deck 🥀

[rustic haven]

ghost deck peak

fuck plasma

perkeo my goat im a pussy ill use perkeo

[terse vale]

stencil naneinf soon trust

[ancient gyro]

too bad you're past the window of being able to naneinf

[terse vale]

the baron and mime are a distraction

[rustic haven]

?

[ancient gyro]

on that deck

[ancient gyro]

i was very clear with what I said

[rustic haven]

not rlly

didnt rlly explain why

[ancient gyro]

cant naneinf without the tools that require you to have a setup early enough

[rustic haven]

and ghost doesnt give you that? spectral cards make early game ez af

[ancient gyro]

and how are you going to naneinf with what you have currently

[viral raft]

ok this might be one of the easiest runs i've ever had in gold stake

[vocal rose]

what do you have that will allow you to naneinf

[rustic haven]

build and im working towards steel red seal

[viral raft]

also a trance on the spectral pack

[vocal rose]

you're on ghost deck

[rustic haven]

[vocal rose]

that is not enough

[rustic haven]

i see a lot of the same stuff being im ngl

[shell dagger]

what jokers do you need in order to get 1751 1.5x triggers in one hand

[ancient gyro]

‎

[vocal rose]

you wont be able to naneinf

[rustic haven]

lowkey i think ai would be more useful than this

[shell dagger]

ai is slop

[vocal rose]

I mean

[rustic haven]

what isnt in the big 26

[vocal rose]

you dont even understand how to naneinf fundamentally

[ancient gyro]

ai told me there were two r's in strawberry

[shell dagger]

we are subtly hinting that unless you have a concrete plan, you aren’t naneinfing on ghost deck

[vocal rose]

so theres not much to go off of

lmao

[fiery nymph]

me

[shell dagger]

ai isn’t gonna do that for you and will just glaze you and make up shit

[terse vale]

negative baron and mime in next shop

[rustic haven]

fire

[rustic haven]

maybe i need the glaze

[shell dagger]

ai told me to walk to the car wash if it’s only 50 metres away

[terse vale]

I think they were joking !

[vocal rose]

glaze wont naneinf you

[broken abyss]

Is there a way to exit out of the death screen and look at my deck/jokers? I wanna screenshot this so I can send it here in #🕹・run-discussion

[rustic haven]

not with that attitude

[fiery nymph]

glaze will get you dead by ante 3

[slow iris]

erm grok please fact check this

[terse vale]

I hope so

[vocal rose]

naneinf this run then

[rustic haven]

dawg

[rustic haven]

i dont want to anymore

too many people hated

[vocal rose]

we not hating

[ancient gyro]

sonflower

[vocal rose]

we're just being realistic brochacho

[shell dagger]

just being realistic

[rustic haven]

im tryna get my first naneinf and all im getting is "you suck ghost deck loser uninstall"

pretty much

[vocal rose]

not really

you're taking it that way

[ancient gyro]

not what I said btw

[rustic haven]

wait chat

[noble shuttle]

I have one joker left for C++, anyone wanna guess what that is?

[rustic haven]

trust

[vocal rose]

we are saying you cannot naneinf with your current "plan"

[shell dagger]

you need bean bug or perkeo to naneinf on ghost deck unless you want to get 3 cryptids up top and find your 6th copy joker in 1 round with 3 ectos used

[ancient gyro]

daily conversation of me being accused of something I didn't do 🗣️

[rustic haven]

IM JOKING

im sorry

[vocal rose]

people are sensitive

[rustic haven]

i love you all

idk i just love ghost deck

very fun

[vocal rose]

thats okay

PERFECTLY fine

[rustic haven]

i keep getting baron mime runs 😭

[ancient gyro]

joker when they

[vocal rose]

but you wont be able to naneinf without a plan

[rustic haven]

my invis copied mime

[ancient gyro]

if that is your plan

[rustic haven]

plan is

[vocal rose]

which you clearly odnt have one

[rustic haven]

just do it

[vocal rose]

okay

so you wont naneinf

[rustic haven]

fair point

[vocal rose]

have fun with your run

🙂

[rustic haven]

i have no red seal king at ante 8 so ur right anyway

BRO STILL

HOW

[ancient gyro]

is fun run 3 still in the app store

[rustic haven]

didnt they make a 4th for that game

[vocal rose]

idk but I just did a flush run on nebula

I felt disgusting

[ancient gyro]

i was so cracked in the daily races when that was around

[ancient gyro]

ive never played the 4th

[rustic haven]

saved

i can go for pb atleast

[ancient gyro]

3rd was on the 4th gen ipad before it stopped receiving cross platform compatibility on older devices

[rustic haven]

negative rocket with money tree

is

[fiery nymph]

nothing

[rustic haven]

[fiery nymph]

a fraction of cloud nines power

[rustic haven]

LOL

[ancient gyro]

snail mail's average tuesday first shift

[rustic haven]

how do i play for ecto on baron mime runs?

[fiery nymph]

i think its like 2 ectos or something

idk

endless doesnt exist

[vocal rose]

so you find an ectoplasm

and use it

only one though

[rustic haven]

lowkey

[fiery nymph]

second would have to be a lot later

[rustic haven]

dont pmo twin

[vocal rose]

twin

you asked a vague question

[rustic haven]

add vorago to balatro

[vocal rose]

you're getting a vague response in return

[rustic haven]

how tf is that vague

[viral raft]

you mostly want to play the ecto in something that you'll keep in the entire run (Baron, Mime, Blueprint, Brainstorm, even DNA could work)

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[rustic haven]

thank you!

[viral raft]

so with that extra slot you can try to search for another copy like invis or showman

[ancient gyro]

normally I save sixes for 6¢ to poop out an ecto on plasma

crimson bean can use seance short term

ghost you can just find one in shop

baron mime generally uses 1 ecto and antimatter

[vocal rose]

"how do I play for ecto" you find and use it

the way you go about finding it is up to you

[rustic haven]

putting you on ignore

[vocal rose]

me no care

[ancient gyro]

im cryaon

[vocal rose]

im crine

[rustic haven]

i mean im at the point its hard to force it, but i think im at the point that it wouldnt matter what my ecto goes on 😭

what the

said that twice

im so eepy

[viral raft]

it happens 😭

tbh ecto just do it once and that's it

-2 hand size is painful

[rustic haven]

this run isnt going very far my ante 1-8 deck fixing was fucking atrocious

[viral raft]

you can try to search for Antimatter

[rustic haven]

this is sad

genuinely my worst ante 9+ deck ive had

holy

[viral raft]

less than 30 cards?

damn that's crazy

[rustic haven]

35

[viral raft]

oh yeah

[humble gulch]

Uh

[rustic haven]

i need that

actually

[viral raft]

damn

[rustic haven]

hand it over

[viral raft]

you can try maybe skip a voucher tag

MAYBE somthing happens

idk

[rustic haven]

i dont even have blank

[viral raft]

😭

[rustic haven]

and i keep getting fucking magic

[fringe nebula]

how are we taking ante 2 blank

[rustic haven]

bro

[ancient gyro]

the naneinf problem with non plasma decks being the deck fixing and tools needed for naneinf setup completely nosedives in how long you can survive with them as you set it up.

[rustic haven]

i have a seed that gives antimatter ante 2

lol

[ancient gyro]

must have ripped off an immo

[rustic haven]

mime first buffoon and emporer that gives temperance hermit

shop 2 is ankh so you ankh hexed mime, temp, hermit, get blank, into next ante antimatter

[viral raft]

I LOVE pairslops <3

[rustic haven]

tuff seed

[rustic haven]

fire

lowkey rip ecto for cola?

[viral raft]

Perfect or amazing?

[rustic haven]

hot

it hit bp

im so tuff

[viral raft]

AGAIN???

WTH

[ancient gyro]

oh no red lentils strat 🥀

[rustic haven]

CHAT 2nd ECTO TRUST

wait im into serpent

i lowkey could...

[viral raft]

you don't get a DNA and you basically die

[rustic haven]

i do have money

so

hopefully i dont go through what roffle just went through

[viral raft]

suuuure

[ancient gyro]

i don't think 2 ectos can clear a16 without crimbean

[rustic haven]

he went through like 798 rerolls until he found a baron

[glass creek]

Balatro

[viral raft]

Balatro!

[rustic haven]

ill keep it in the bigventory

nvm im ripping

fuck it