🕹・game-discussion

[heavy heron]

i found a good ramen bowl in the city of my place but it was like $20

[knotty zodiac]

is that even possible for ichiran? im surprised

[heavy heron]

FUCK

[fringe nebula]

the best part of fried egg is the chives

[patent sail]

just make sure to not discard

[eager prawn]

Ads game T.T

[knotty zodiac]

the word is out

[fringe nebula]

not even the egg

[ancient gyro]

you have to go to an older founded place outside of the major cities

[heavy heron]

trust me if i pay $20 for a bowl im protecting that thing w my life

OH WAIT

I GET IT

RAMEN

-0.01X MULT

AAHAAA!!!!!..

haha

[eager prawn]

discarding

[heavy heron]

-0.02x mult

[knotty zodiac]

i assume this is in the motherland? usually i just tabelog. or is that boomer level now

[patent sail]

i laughed so hard - is what everyone says when they see my SMART and FUNNY jokes

[turbid lily]

🫩🥀

[ancient gyro]

ramen is meant to be eaten

[heavy heron]

kfheofigurpejfdi

[patent sail]

noooo my mult

[knotty zodiac]

slurped quickly. theres a line waiting

[ancient gyro]

good boy

[heavy heron]

BRO STOP

LOPELGJFOFJG

[fringe nebula]

LMFAO

[lime remnant]

smartest individual

[eager prawn]

We're eating popcorn faster than that

[turbid lily]

This is literally a bait 🫩

[ancient gyro]

🤭

[heavy heron]

plsssss

[knotty zodiac]

🍿

[heavy heron]

-4 mult

[patent sail]

🍨

[turbid lily]

🫩

[heavy heron]

-5 chips

[lime remnant]

can i have 4 mult

[knotty zodiac]

i pay the rental any day

[split condor]

are we deadass

[heavy heron]

yup

[patent sail]

there should be a bag of chips joker

-1 chips per card played

[eager prawn]

And beans mentioned

[heavy heron]

that’s creative

[ancient gyro]

i tried to warn him

[lime remnant]

how many startig chips

[eager prawn]

Staring from 10 chips

[split condor]

looks like someone else did

[knotty zodiac]

you can have anything you set your mind to

[smoky merlin]

did you all know there's also a rule against spamming emojis

[ancient gyro]

chocolate chip ice cream

[patent sail]

bag will look like it has 300, but it will actually have 100

[turbid lily]

🫩

[smoky merlin]

we're learning so much together today 🙂

[split condor]

aw man 🥀

[patent sail]

WHAT id be banned by now with my horse emojis

[split condor]

that's really sad 😭

[heavy heron]

wow, really? i could’ve sworn i certain someone do that a second ago, hmm!

could be bad memory

[ancient gyro]

have you crafted a rule that limits the amount of "i hate bloodstone" messages per user

[split condor]

nah I think you're just going through a hallucination

[heavy heron]

ohhhh i missed the 50% i guess

[patent sail]

tarots!!

[split condor]

no you did hit the 50% but you got The Lovers

[heavy heron]

i was copying hallucination w blueprint and he didn’t hit 4 packs in a row

[split condor]

so, you basically got no effect

[smoky merlin]

everyone is entitled to their opinions its just sad when they are so wrong 🙁

[turbid lily]

Must be the wind ahh 🫩👀

[heavy heron]

1 in 2 missed 8 times

[dreamy creek]

i love bloodstone

[lime remnant]

vamp food

[eager prawn]

Yeah man

[heavy heron]

$1!

[fringe nebula]

I hate idol

[eager prawn]

Finally something new

[heavy heron]

hehe

[split condor]

yippee!!

[dreamy creek]

what if idol was buffed to only choose the top 3 most populus card in your deck

[patent sail]

ancient people when the wooden statue of a god they prayed to didnt do shit:

[slow iris]

I DESPISE THROWBACK

[ancient gyro]

bloodstimmy fans wya

[split condor]

good once in a blue moon

[ancient gyro]

blastapopulous

[heavy heron]

LOOLL NRO

[dreamy creek]

bloodstone haters in SHAMBLES

[slow iris]

fraudstone

[split condor]

tbh bloodstone has only worked once for me

[ancient gyro]

im too stron

[dreamy creek]

bloodstone is so goated

[split condor]

but it's also important to note that I have literally only found it once

[lime remnant]

never trust bloodstone

[split condor]

therefore it has a 100% chance of being good from my experience

[knotty zodiac]

i hate greedy lusty wrathful gluttonous jolly sly zany wily mad clever crazy devious droll crafty joker

[patent sail]

bloodstone more like FAILstone haha like and subscribe for more epic jokes like this

[dreamy creek]

ALWAYS gamble on bloodstone

[ancient gyro]

100% win rate

[split condor]

I hate jokers

just use tarots

[dreamy creek]

jokerless ahh

[split condor]

actually let's go a bit further I hate decks

[fringe nebula]

hating jolly and sly 🥀
are we fr

[split condor]

play without cards

[patent sail]

@primal heath i see you stop lurking in chat

[heavy heron]

i have a better build than bloodstone

[slow iris]

i hate balatro

[eager prawn]

What's luchador doing there

[heavy heron]

@patent sail i found it

[split condor]

that's gotta be at least 5 mult?

[dreamy creek]

bro has the mental asylum build

[noble mango]

name evry common joker

[patent sail]

you did NOT break out the

[eager prawn]

Way to go

[heavy heron]

LOSIFUEPEOFHDF

[knotty zodiac]

im responding in the comments 🗣️

[split condor]

I hate steam

[ancient gyro]

looking at me

[heavy heron]

ay ay it’s tough out here

[dreamy creek]

real

[split condor]

bluepirnt

[heavy heron]

uh… could be..?

[fringe nebula]

I have a better build than bloodstone

[viral raft]

The kind of build that redditors thinks are op and great to naneinf

[ancient gyro]

he's the psych ward

[dreamy creek]

AHHHHH

[heavy heron]

i’m going to find a clip again of me selling red card

[dreamy creek]

WHAT IS THAT

[patent sail]

cant do the "in case you forgot" joke since the mod is watching

[viral raft]

2 scaling +mults 🔥🔥🔥

[split condor]

wym

[patent sail]

"hi im a pair build" ass build

[heavy heron]

good girl

[patent sail]

?????????????????d,cmnskxhcke!3??

[heavy heron]

LOOOLLLL

[dreamy creek]

[split condor]

Duo, 3x blackboard, rocket? this sounds like heaven bro

[turbid nova]

so many blackboards

I love it

[dreamy creek]

when do we get white board

[split condor]

this joker order was made in heaven

[ancient gyro]

mods should ban my image perms so that i can behave

[dreamy creek]

3x mult for hearts and diamonds only in hand when

[heavy heron]

BRO WHAY IS THIS REACTION INAGE

[split condor]

0.2x mult for each spade or club in hand

[viral raft]

Blackboards is easily one of the best X3mult in the game

[split condor]

there is no upside

[dreamy creek]

fym 0.2x 😭

[turbid nova]

it's my fav joker

[patent sail]

the joke where we repost the 5 polychrome madness image 5 billion times saying "in case you forgot what it looked like"

[ancient gyro]

x2 mult for each joker with a plain white background

[heavy heron]

do you have the 1 pixel one

[lime remnant]

most free 3x

[dreamy creek]

real

[split condor]

zero. point. two. times

[patent sail]

10x5 one second

[split condor]

also whiteboard is js negative blackboard

actually

no its not

💀

[dreamy creek]

activley harming score 💀

[eager prawn]

I love driver license personally

[heavy heron]

whiteboard should only work if heart and diamonds in hand

[split condor]

nope it is

[patent sail]

in case yall forgot

[split condor]

yeah there's no upside

[dreamy creek]

lol

[heavy heron]

🤲

[patent sail]

there is an image attached believe it or not

[split condor]

There you go. Whiteboard

[lime remnant]

i forget driver license exist so by the time i get him hes never online

[noble mango]

blueprint brainstorm wee joker, hit the road, baron obelisk baseball card campfire ancient joker, duo trio family, order, tribe, burnt driver liscence, invisible joker

[heavy heron]

WAIT THERES AN IMAGE

[dreamy creek]

dam

[heavy heron]

i can’t click it

it’s too small

[fringe nebula]

there's also this one xD

[dreamy creek]

w straight build + respect

[patent sail]

if i could id make it 11.5x5, half pixels sadly arent a thing

[dreamy creek]

surley you didnt jsut get runner for the chips

[heavy heron]

my build is better than blackboard

[lime remnant]

million must pair

[ancient gyro]

straight? I thought he was bi at the bare minimum

[split condor]

vagabond

[heavy heron]

sorry guys!!!!!!

[turbid nova]

I mean if you get it like from ante 5 it's good

[dreamy creek]

bro hit us with the 🍸 build

[heavy heron]

wait i just realized i had a negative square joker and still went flushes

thays so criminal

[split condor]

why does every balatro artist draw yaoi

[lime remnant]

yes i get in ante 5+ and hes always at 5 😂

[dreamy creek]

pluh

[patent sail]

oh so youre good at balatro? name every build

[heavy heron]

the… the cocktail build?

[noble mango]

dna

[lime remnant]

i must enhance more often

[knotty zodiac]

just need to find four fingers

[heavy heron]

four fingers square joker flush synergy

[patent sail]

to grab square joker with

[heavy heron]

(something i’ve never in my life seen)

[split condor]

high card pair

[knotty zodiac]

there's only two builds

pair build
wrong build

[ancient gyro]

better facial structures

or so I've heard

[dreamy creek]

yeah well cocktail glass is the closest thing to what a glass card would be made of

[heavy heron]

pair build vs fun build

[heavy heron]

ahhh i see

[fringe nebula]

pair build
flush build
high card build
2pair build
straight build
3oak build
4oak build
full house build
flouse build
5oak build
flush 5 build
straight flush build

[patent sail]

its okay i draw catwomen

[split condor]

not the point they're deadass jokers in a card game

off topic

[granite sandal]

right now i'm at 90/150 for c++ and got 15 stickers in just the past week!!!!!!

[turbid nova]

you forgot obelisk

[split condor]

I feel like im gonna get slimed by the mods for this

[heavy heron]

“full house build” who we fooling here buddy

[eager prawn]

HC build 🩷

[patent sail]

full house build isnt a thing you silly goose

[split condor]

eh

[dreamy creek]

obelisk lovers have all been brainwashed by the obelisk itself into thinking it's good

[split condor]

obelisk isn't real

[patent sail]

shared braincell

[ancient gyro]

less engagement if it's just a normal relationship

[granite sandal]

there's a starman waiting in the sky

[turbid nova]

ME 🗣️

[heavy heron]

WHO GOES FULL HOUSE TROUSERS

NOBODY!!!!

[split condor]

they switched from using their brain cells to other cells to think to try and get 0.2x mult

[turbid nova]

ME

[eager prawn]

House always win ahh

[heavy heron]

NOOoooOo

[patent sail]

nurturyy liking messages like its instagram or some shit i cant

[heavy heron]

bro shut up

i just double click

[dreamy creek]

truth

[fringe nebula]

it does exist

In fact, I have done full house flower pot build once (thanks to vagabond)

[patent sail]

my double click is 100

[turbid nova]

mine is the fire

[dreamy creek]

double click auto adds a reaction?

[heavy heron]

💯

shit

[patent sail]

buzzword soup

[viral raft]

Sadly Cavendish is tecnically the most free X3mult

[ancient gyro]

mobile beta feature

[dreamy creek]

dam

[turbid nova]

I hate it

[viral raft]

Is literally no condition X3mult

[patent sail]

i should make mine a horse emoji

[heavy heron]

that’s impressive

[granite sandal]

you can disable it luckily

[dreamy creek]

we love cavendish

[lime remnant]

you need to kill michell which either never leave or leave and then cavendish never show up 💔

[heavy heron]

horse!! horseee!!!

sorry i don’t know what that was

[turbid nova]

the immortal gros michel of doom

[patent sail]

autism probably

[heavy heron]

BRO probably

[waxen fable]

hello my bro

[patent sail]

its okay im acoustic too

[viral raft]

You can just play Uranus brochacho 😭

[ancient gyro]

i wanna find the conversation where sui and syn were talking about how blackboard procs more often than cavs survival rate

[heavy heron]

🪕

[lime remnant]

if space jonkler was 2 in 5 will it be too good

[turbid nova]

I refuse 🫡 full house all or nothing

[patent sail]

what did jo do why ban him

[eager prawn]

Should be 1/2

[lime remnant]

oh hell no

[viral raft]

😭😭

[eager prawn]

[turbid nova]

why play two pair when I can get another card

[patent sail]

1/3 🔥

[dreamy creek]

space joker should be 0/4 but secretly say 1/4

[heavy heron]

i had to reread this 3 times before i understood

[turbid nova]

I swear for me it's like 1/16

[patent sail]

i can go 20 hands without space triggering

[turbid nova]

space joker hates me

[dreamy creek]

real

[noble mango]

photochad oops all bloodstone baronmime vampiremask, straight, obelisk, pair flush high card straight 3 oak 4 oak full house 5 oak flush 5 straight flush, wee retrigger, kings of tribs, sock and skin stuff, idolatrigger, the 5 same, 1.5x flush, bull in boots, i forgot, eggbuckler, dagger, banana bonanza, busin around. whatever corny ass name i came up with, shit, another one, that one with joker on it, i fogorot, solo leveling, burniing desire, gamba craze, eggstravaganza, mad freak, squared combo.

[heavy heron]

bootox?

[turbid nova]

once I started with space joker blueprint

[lime remnant]

i had space hit 4 out of 4 hand and im blessed

[eager prawn]

Spin the well 1/100

[turbid nova]

great start on paper right?

[dreamy creek]

you forgot jokerless

[patent sail]

and then activating once on a random throwaway high card

[heavy heron]

the wheel build

[ancient gyro]

u forgot 6¢ glassy

[knotty zodiac]

im here for the gamba crazy

[viral raft]

Wheel is still a 1/6 but localthunk judt doesn't want to admit it

[turbid nova]

well it didn't activate ONCE

[patent sail]

wheel the boss 1/2

[turbid nova]

and I died

[noble mango]

boot and the ox
oh wait nvm it was bull

[ancient gyro]

and stm

[turbid nova]

cuz I spent all my money on these two bums

and didn't get any scoring jokers

[dreamy creek]

buff shoot the moon fr make it +100 mult per queen

[eager prawn]

Ox is better than boot right?

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[patent sail]

buff baron make it X1e309 mult

[turbid nova]

ox is the boss

[lime remnant]

yes because ox kill boot

[heavy heron]

it’s always boot and bull but never boot and wraith

[dreamy creek]

cryptid players salivating right now

[turbid nova]

because bread tastes better than key

[eager prawn]

He carried this run today

[ancient gyro]

in a rps game ox beats boots

[patent sail]

negatives run

[heavy heron]

that’s bull(shit)

[patent sail]

you have the most cursed looking runs ever

[dreamy creek]

top 1% rich gameplay

[lime remnant]

white stake bro

[fringe nebula]

you don't have to be so negative

[lime remnant]

its plasma too get out

[dreamy creek]

pluh

[patent sail]

epitome of elephant in the room

[heavy heron]

holy straight flush level

[dreamy creek]

a very straight flush

[noble mango]

will bull and shoot the moon work

[patent sail]

my flushes are GAY

WOKElatro

[dreamy creek]

dam thats gay

conservative balatro when

[heavy heron]

then.. does that mean mine are too..?

[eager prawn]

Is flush five gay?

[heavy heron]

i guess we can always be gay together

[noble mango]

Hex :
turn 1 joker gay
make every other joker leave bro

[patent sail]

high card is because baron is gay and makes out with mime while youre rerolling for him

[dreamy creek]

well if you have five negatives -1^5 is still -1 so it still remains negative
thus it remains gay

[heavy heron]

it’s always a straight build but never a gay build

[turbid nova]

what is the wokest joker

[dreamy creek]

polychrome

[noble mango]

you sure you don't use polychrome

[waxen stream]

damn this is so hot i wanna try Bull on plasma too now

[lime remnant]

banner

[patent sail]

not runner

he only likes straights

[heavy heron]

that’s a good point..

[noble mango]

anything polychrome

maybe flower pot

[heavy heron]

so does the order

[dreamy creek]

we love runner

[wintry ice]

balatro if straights were meta outside of painted deck

[heavy heron]

oh flower pot

easily

wait but ashy hates flower pot

[patent sail]

flower pot is not real it cant hurt you

[dreamy creek]

the humble abandoned:

[patent sail]

morning find

[wintry ice]

abandoned feels more like a pair dekc than painted

[heavy heron]

you took it.. surely..?

[eager prawn]

Just win

[fringe nebula]

wokest joker is hmmmmm
banner

[quaint stag]

straight players when they cant pull the queen they need after 3 hands and 4 discards at ante 8 violent vessel

[turbid nova]

canio is anti monarchist

[patent sail]

bbc food

[wintry ice]

wowie

[turbid lily]

Is this tuff in roffle server ? 🥀🫩

[wintry ice]

an average negative skip

[heavy heron]

i uh yeah

[patent sail]

it looks cool negative but thats it

[noble mango]

how fast can you enable driver's liscence

[turbid nova]

midas mask go brr

[fringe nebula]

ante 2

[fringe nebula]

midas mask yeah

[knotty zodiac]

what do the gay players do differently?

[heavy heron]

ante 1 call me crazy

[eager prawn]

Magic deck players : yes

[heavy heron]

vagabond into judgment midas

[quaint stag]

probably needs at least an ante and a bit

[patent sail]

i cant have discord on pc

[lime remnant]

could be 1

[hardy fable]

straight mains know how to deckfix, with me you don't need no deckfixing just win with me

[dreamy creek]

browser?

[noble mango]

midas mask and that spectral that give you face cards if i rember

[patent sail]

needs vpn

[quaint stag]

i love you stunt man

peak on plasma deck

[eager prawn]

Who doesn't

[hardy fable]

peak on any deck

[turbid nova]

incantation gives 4 enhanced cards

[heavy heron]

i can never deck fix for straights anyway it’s why i never do them

[dreamy creek]

tf did your country do to get discord banned 😭

[wintry ice]

4 antes

[heavy heron]

straights are complicated

they’re always complicated

[patent sail]

WE banned it 😭😭😭😭

[wintry ice]

probably less since it incentivises taking 2 enhancement tarots

[turbid nova]

the humble shortcut:

[dreamy creek]

💀

[heavy heron]

ok true.. or 4 fingers!

[eager prawn]

I would rather be gay

[heavy heron]

orrrr shortcut AND four fingers

[quaint stag]

pretty sure its banned in turkey

[turbid nova]

i had that once

[dreamy creek]

get doxed xd

you live in one of those countries

fr

[noble mango]

but well with more face cards you get more gold from midas means more money means more spectral or death or tarots

[patent sail]

im RUSSIAN this place fucking SUCKS please SAVE ME

[heavy heron]

you’ve been exposed ashy

[knotty zodiac]

find four fingers
breath a sigh of relief
accidentally play a level 1 straight flush
game over
cry
try again

[quaint stag]

RAAAAAAAAAAAUGH TURKIYE MENTIONED

[heavy heron]

LOOLDKFHFOH BRO JUST SAID IT

[turbid nova]

I thought it was banned in russia

[eager prawn]

Can't find my place

[dreamy creek]

idk this map is 3 years old

maybe out datted

[patent sail]

i have nothing to hide it SUCKS here

[eager prawn]

Perhaps

[heavy heron]

come to america it’s sooooooooooooooooo much better here…

[turbid nova]

Did you guys know Italy banned ChatGPT for a couple of months

[patent sail]

sure as fuck is cro

[quaint stag]

moloch vs baal

[hardy fable]

it is scorching hot in my country... gimme some of the cold😔

[dreamy creek]

💔

[waxen stream]

it definitely is

[heavy heron]

i actually don’t get this

[dreamy creek]

mildly

[eager prawn]

Open ai?

[patent sail]

EVERYTHING is banned here im crine

[quaint stag]

moloch is a demon

baal is a demon

[turbid nova]

yeah you couldn't use chatgpt in Italy

[eager prawn]

[heavy heron]

OK LOOLL makes sense

[noble mango]

what if i bring a to a irl poker table

[dreamy creek]

chat gpt should i put pineaple on pizza
"yes"
BANNED

[turbid nova]

probably what happened

[dreamy creek]

real

[lime remnant]

x15 chip

[quaint stag]

poker players when i pull out a tarot card to turn my aces into glass only to slam them against the wall after im done

[turbid nova]

I'd like to see the dip in school grades during that time

[knotty zodiac]

ask the other players what their mult is

[heavy heron]

come to trash, it’s slightly more hygienic

[turbid nova]

to see if there's a correlation

[heavy heron]

plus i’m a flusher so

[noble mango]

what's the problem with pineapple on pizza,
isn't putting apple and ballpoint pens on pizza worse

[heavy heron]

see nobody is as intuitive as you

[dreamy creek]

death penalty if you put an in edible object on pizza

[waxen fable]

stop lying

[heavy heron]

pleaseee

[quaint stag]

you people have never had cement sauce and it shows

smh

[knotty zodiac]

sour patch kids oreo pizza

[noble mango]

roach has entered a pizza

[dreamy creek]

cement sauce enjoyers typically have a life span of 3 days

[lime remnant]

proteins

[patent sail]

we had tangerine pizza in a popular pizza restaraunts chain like 2 years ago

[heavy heron]

i mean roaches are good

[dreamy creek]

execution via eating un cooked pizza

[heavy heron]

wait what

[quaint stag]

not me though gang ive adapted

[dreamy creek]

you know what fair they can work

[heavy heron]

that sounds awesome

[knotty zodiac]

put it in the oven!

[heavy heron]

tangerine pizza

that’s truly smth i never heard of

[patent sail]

my brother was the only one who liked it

[heavy heron]

yeah actually it sounds terrible

[knotty zodiac]

i lowe dessert pizza

[patent sail]

and next year they had CRANBERRIES pizza

[dreamy creek]

hmm that could make sense

[patent sail]

what the FUCK

[knotty zodiac]

needs cinnamon

[lime remnant]

did it taste sour

[heavy heron]

????ice cream pizza next

[noble mango]

this is why you have to secure your pizza somewhere safe

you definetly don't want a bug pizza

[heavy heron]

did bro put durian on pizza next

[patent sail]

they just be adding anything on it atp

[dreamy creek]

i find this chat guilty of food crimes and is subject to 67 000 fine

[heavy heron]

ofc 67…000…

[knotty zodiac]

MUSANG KING PIZZA 👑

[noble mango]

spaghetti on pizza

would it stil be considered italian

[dreamy creek]

HEhehe heh heh eh 67 67 mango mustard hgehhe heh ehe when the inpsoter is sus tung utng tung sahur

[knotty zodiac]

pizza carbonara

[patent sail]

rule 67

[heavy heron]

AYOOOO

[dreamy creek]

67

[heavy heron]

67

[patent sail]

67

[dreamy creek]

he he he he he

[patent sail]

#📜・rules

[heavy heron]

STOP

[noble mango]

i wonder what jokers have silly with 6 or 7s

[eager prawn]

[dreamy creek]

#📜・rules can't stop me i'm illiterate

[heavy heron]

i can’t read those

[patent sail]

top 10 things to do when you see the ⛔️ sign

[heavy heron]

i think top 10 is a bit too general

maybe like top 1

[quaint stag]

drive faster

you know traffic is a suggestion

[dreamy creek]

ok but would you stop if you where walking next to the ⛔️ on the walkway

[noble mango]

Reroll
5$ 👖

Bufoon pack, Arcana pack

[heavy heron]

so top 1 thing is to keep going

got it

[dreamy creek]

real

[echo sphinx]

all

[heavy heron]

i’ll keep this in mind when on the road

[quaint stag]

and the red light means speed up

[dreamy creek]

the law is a suggestion to keep people safe
Key word suggestion

[heavy heron]

got it

[quaint stag]

its like that time i taught a bear to drive

[dreamy creek]

why the fuck are you copying jolly joker

[heavy heron]

don’t sleep on the 8 mult

[dreamy creek]

real

[noble mango]

he jolly

[turbid lily]

I just forget to 👀

[quaint stag]

depends what hologram is at

[dreamy creek]

bro's just a jolly feller

[noble mango]

spread christmas joy

[heavy heron]

ashy wtf are you typing up

[patent sail]

be me
eating pasta with a spoon
"no this sucks i should get a fork"
throw the spoon into the sink
walk up to the utensils holder
grab a new spoon for some reason???
walk back
sit down
"what the fuck did i just do"

[dreamy creek]

it doesn't matter 8x1.5x1.5 is 18 which is less than 24 oh

nvm

[heavy heron]

jesus christ

[turbid lily]

Living in 1rd world experience

[heavy heron]

to be fair eating pasta w a spoon is doable

[dreamy creek]

the 4chan green text experience

[heavy heron]

the worst 1st world, yea

[eager prawn]

What about bare hands

[turbid lily]

Just eat with your hands

[patent sail]

retrigger this card 1 time

[heavy heron]

also doable!

[noble mango]

deja vu

[patent sail]

i mean it sure is

[dreamy creek]

that's actually prety popular in countries like india and pakistan

[patent sail]

but like

[dreamy creek]

just use hand

[patent sail]

it wasnt very enjoyable

[turbid lily]

👀

[heavy heron]

after you grabbed a second spoon i think it was too late to turn back

[noble mango]

i ate pasta with chopsticks

[heavy heron]

you had to commit

[patent sail]

i did it all again and THEN grabbed a fork

[tender salmon]

humans be so dam ungrateful bruh just eat your dam meat

[eager prawn]

🫂

[tender salmon]

i'm adding you next to my bio mass

[heavy heron]

that’s a mountain of smiling bodies

[eager prawn]

Chill

[tender salmon]

🙂

[quaint stag]

AM if he was a grill dad

[heavy heron]

i try to eat my meat…

but then i remember im vegan

[tender salmon]

vegans and meat eaters all taste the same

that's ok

👍

[brave goblet]

Hey I got the riff raff burglar drunkard interaction

[heavy heron]

well you’re never eating me!!

[noble mango]

meanwhile me:

about to go on a trip with car
grabs helmet
get in the car
wait nvm
go down the car
put helmet back
got on again

[patent sail]

a quick reminder youre actually nurturyy

[heavy heron]

only ashy can do that

[quaint stag]

mosquitos:

[tender salmon]

dam that's crazy
stunned! stunned! -100!

[heavy heron]

thank you

i forgot, thank you

[tender salmon]

explain thyself

[heavy heron]

LOOOLLLLL

[noble mango]

did you know
fungus is closer to animals than plants

[patent sail]

have you remembered yet

[heavy heron]

if you feel like tasting what a toilet worker tastes like

[low spire]

what the hell was this shuffle

[heavy heron]

i probably don’t taste good

professional flusher

[tender salmon]

💀

[patent sail]

tastes very porter robinson 9/10

[heavy heron]

omg

😍

my pfp is STRAIGHT from his nurture album!!

and my name

jesus

[knotty zodiac]

tastes like spitfire

[heavy heron]

i forgot

[patent sail]

mine is gay from

pinterest i think idk

[heavy heron]

ah that’s.. that’s good

wait what

does jello make you smell bad

[patent sail]

nurtury we all saw it said spectrum up there

[heavy heron]

😞

[noble mango]

nope
it's just a curse

[patent sail]

there shoukd be a challenge where you start with eternal wily and zany jokers

[waxen stream]

nvm i got carried away
what do i do here guys?

[pallid galleon]

medusa at home ahh

[noble mango]

just a silly challenge . . .
everything has a pair

[patent sail]

cant scare me with my average run

[noble mango]

show me your deck

[patent sail]

woah woah

not even asking the name first?

[patent sail]

woah.... y-your deck..... is huge..

[noble mango]

only 3 2s

yeah no wee

don't take the wee

[waxen stream]

?

[heavy heron]

ay ayyy

that’s my line

[waxen stream]

son where did you see a wee joker

[heavy heron]

WHAT A MASSIVE DECK 😩

[waxen stream]

😭

[noble mango]

wait

bruh i forgot it's a half

[knotty zodiac]

looks like some mult will come in handy?

[turbid lily]

Gey

[heavy heron]

that’s right, i am!!!

[knotty zodiac]

depends on your planet levels

[noble mango]

how much blimbo give hmm

[turbid lily]

Marry me and give me American passport

[waxen stream]

full house lvl 2

[heavy heron]

i’m good thanks i have a gf

[waxen stream]

three of a kind lvl 2

high card lvl 22

[turbid lily]

I need a passport

[patent sail]

thank you 🎀🌸💓

[knotty zodiac]

HC 22 is helpful

[heavy heron]

of course ❤️ ❤️

[noble mango]

hold on
7 discard times banner thing
if merry andy is gone then banner and delgrat loses massive value

[heavy heron]

and what are you thanking me for again

[patent sail]

nevermind

[heavy heron]

oh 😳

flushed

[waxen stream]

yeah...

[noble mango]

should i be clear

[patent sail]

i mean

yeah you are

[heavy heron]

you made me flushed

too many jupiters

[noble mango]

eh just do your thing

[knotty zodiac]

stone joker is +500

[waxen stream]

ig i'll just skip Blue Joker untill i get enough money to live on interest

[knotty zodiac]

pluto is at +225/23

[heavy heron]

suck it mercury!!!

[patent sail]

cryptid core

[waxen stream]

high card lvl 23 now

[knotty zodiac]

andy banner is +150 at max

[pallid galleon]

dont you just win already

[patent sail]

venus is the real hero here

[pallid galleon]

its red stake plasma

the boss is like 200k

[waxen stream]

but what about endless...

[heavy heron]

i know right, i love my venus

[waxen stream]

i wanna go as far as possible

[patent sail]

i like your venus too 🌸

[pallid galleon]

ante 10 is like 11 million, you cant get there with chips

[heavy heron]

i

[knotty zodiac]

so about 900 chip 20 mult. i think youre pretty close if boss is not vv?

[pallid galleon]

thats your hard cap

[heavy heron]

😳 jupiter again

[knotty zodiac]

i think the half clutches it ii you took it

[noble mango]

hmm moon,

[waxen stream]

aslo bruh why do i have 67 cards in the deck
i swear it's not intentional

[heavy heron]

LOL BRO WHAT

[knotty zodiac]

i dont think this run clears ante 10

[heavy heron]

you really got 67 card deck

[noble mango]

would sun planet card be a thing

[gaunt burrow]

love my matador

[patent sail]

actually saying 67 is prohibited by rule 13

[heavy heron]

you know what? maybe i like YOUR venus!!

[knotty zodiac]

68-1

[robust lance]

Pluto is too high

[heavy heron]

68-1

[patent sail]

source: just came up with that one

[heavy heron]

there’s a starrrr mannnnn

[noble mango]

#📜・rules

[patent sail]

#📜・rules

[heavy heron]

you could’ve made it rule 67

#📜・rules

[patent sail]

damn decide on a reaction yall

[noble mango]

there's no rule 11+

[patent sail]

wouldnt sound believeable

[waxen stream]

#📜・rules

[robust lance]

No it’s actually rule 10

[patent sail]

i wanna spread misinformation

[waxen stream]

what about rule 11-

[heavy heron]

okay then add 21 to your rule 13

[knotty zodiac]

67 📈
69 📉

[noble mango]

789

[heavy heron]

stopfofuufoefh

[noble mango]

so the phrophecy wa real huh

67 ate 69

7 ate 9

[patent sail]

i hope this happens

search "67" on google

[noble mango]

anyway can we talk about baltro

[patent sail]

no

thats not what the chat is for

[noble mango]

how about jokerpoker balala

[patent sail]

oh hell yea

[robust lance]

Sure

[patent sail]

my favorite joker is BlindBet Joker

[random terrace]

Why are we talking about the rules

[patent sail]

#📜・rules

[noble mango]

so that i can say

you know the rules
and so do i

[random terrace]

Stop horsing around yall

[patent sail]

im tired of holding my horses......

[noble mango]

a full commitment's what im thinkin off,
you wouldn't get this from any other guy

[heavy heron]

this is the first

screenshot i’ve ever taken of balatro

wow

december 2024

[random terrace]

Woah

[patent sail]

@grok please murder this guy epic style

[random terrace]

Balaro

[pallid galleon]

boring ahh screenshot do better next time

[patent sail]

not a flush? delete it

[heavy heron]

bro what was i cooking

scholar bus ass

[lime remnant]

pairslopping it since the '24

[patent sail]

first ever recorded instance of someone using stone joker

[heavy heron]

stone joker

[noble mango]

IS THAT SCREENSHOT FROM THE 2025 HIT POKER BASED CARD ROUGELIKE DECK BUILDER BALATRO

[heavy heron]

EW I WENT PAIRS

FIRST BLUE DECK WIN WAS PAIRS

WTF

[waxen stream]

🧠

[pallid galleon]

ew

[heavy heron]

FUCKKKK

[lime remnant]

you knew

[heavy heron]

it’s disgusting

okay two pair is better

[lime remnant]

bro pairslopped in the era when no one pairslopped

[patent sail]

[heavy heron]

good lord

GOOD LOEDPas

ashy close your eyes

my joker order too

[lime remnant]

that looks like a pair build

flower pot first sonnn

[knotty zodiac]

this was my first. i think i was very excited about foil?

[heavy heron]

…yeah i don’t know

[pallid galleon]

bros unloading his whole photo album

[noble mango]

what if disables all jokers till a joker is sold instead

[patent sail]

@grok please do something to this guy i cant think of a funny punishment

[noble mango]

bufoon pack

[heavy heron]

grok, kill him!

[lime remnant]

shitttt you would still be now especially how early that foil is

[patent sail]

if i saw this in gold stake id be pretty excited too

[heavy heron]

grok blow up his ASS

[noble mango]

blow up his home using your mind

[heavy heron]

bro wtf

enough pair slopping

[lime remnant]

HE KNEW

[knotty zodiac]

now its "ok this is a good start"
back then probably "omg a foil!"

[heavy heron]

pairs on PLASMA

YSING MULT

[pallid galleon]

thats not plasma

[heavy heron]

i had steel joker blueprint cavendish

0 base mult

[patent sail]

paid slopping implies the existence of free slopping or paid gemming

[heavy heron]

ohhhh

oh you’re right

[lime remnant]

smart individual

[heavy heron]

do you do free slopping?

[turbid lily]

@heavy heron still here

[heavy heron]

wait what

[heavy heron]

…okay? LOOLLL

why hello there

[heavy heron]

stop

[patent sail]

i have another image i could send but im not gonna

[heavy heron]

it was just a question no big deal

[noble mango]

would you sell your nat negative blueprint you got at ante 1 for a 20$ hermit

[heavy heron]

uh…

tempting

[eager prawn]

Wut!!

[lime remnant]

this is from doc right

[unreal topaz]

if i was in a call streaming the run i would

because it would be really funny

[heavy heron]

from the april fools video probably

[echo sphinx]

i would open twitch and sell it on stream

[noble mango]

yep

[unreal topaz]

yea

[lime remnant]

yeah that

peak

[noble mango]

doc sold a edition idol and negative blueprint just for a hermit giving 20$ cash

[unreal topaz]

his april fools stuff is so good

[lime remnant]

in gold that shit prolly gon be perishable

[unreal topaz]

the cryptid one was gold

[patent sail]

would you like

unlimited pairs but no square

or squares, unlimited squares but no squares

[lime remnant]

what

[heavy heron]

why do you use light theme btw

don’t your eyes hurt

or am i merely blessing your eyes to compensate

[patent sail]

im nothing like yall (fish bowl image)

[noble mango]

im not hungry so can we stop the horses

[eager prawn]

Light theme

[patent sail]

🐎: gulp

[unreal topaz]

if i used light theme my glasses would get thicker 50% faster

probably

[noble mango]

no

[lime remnant]

have you seen the memes about me

[patent sail]

also i like light theme let me live

[unreal topaz]

no clue what effect it actually has on eyesight

[heavy heron]

m first ever recorded video of balatro

ew EW

[patent sail]

-1 Eyesight, +20 Light

[heavy heron]

yeah and i’d go blind 50% faster

[noble mango]

can you turn discord's background custom backgroundd?
i want to make balatro's background my discord gackground

[heavy heron]

bro not the pear reaction

[pallid galleon]

rate my joker idea:
Mr. Hands

• 1 hand each round

[patent sail]

Mr. Hand

[heavy heron]

make a good gackground

[lime remnant]

legendary type shit

[noble mango]

handyman

[eager prawn]

Painted deck : I quit

[unreal topaz]

like juggler? or like a permanent thing

[knotty zodiac]

sry its my spirit fruit

[patent sail]

this would come in real handy

[heavy heron]

AHA!

so began my trigger days

[gaunt burrow]

love wee joker

[patent sail]

not the BLOODSTONE

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[noble mango]

michel not dying saga

[heavy heron]

bloodstone 🤝 seeing double

[lime remnant]

aight unc lets go back to pair

[heavy heron]

wild cards go i guess

[unreal topaz]

bloodstone doing what it does best

[heavy heron]

1 in 9.5 seems a little too high for what it usually is

[patent sail]

haters will look at this and say "cryptid"

[knotty zodiac]

procced 0 times. expected

[gaunt burrow]

pairslopping

[heavy heron]

that’s okay don’t worry pears are good

[lime remnant]

back when bludstone was 1 in 3

[patent sail]

chudstone

[eager prawn]

This is the oldest ss in my gallery

[patent sail]

hey, your hand wont score

[patent sail]

just a friendly reminder

[heavy heron]

this is like my 4th recorded video of balatro

[noble mango]

is there any deja vu, ankh, wraith mod for balatro

i only know cryptid

[unreal topaz]

wait this is my first balatro screenshot? based

[pallid galleon]

i have several questions

[patent sail]

i wonder whats mine

[knotty zodiac]

born a pro. alr playing gs

[unreal topaz]

there's talisman

[eager prawn]

Just realized HC lvl 70 T.T

[knotty estuary]

check this out

[unreal topaz]

i prob either didnt ss previous stakes or deleted older screenshots

[heavy heron]

bro had it planned

i don’t even know what the odds of a soul card are

[knotty estuary]

unplanned, unseeded

[heavy heron]

you do PAID slopping, i see

[eager prawn]

You prob don't

[pallid galleon]

wowie

[knotty zodiac]

i need to play balatro on a 80 inch screen

[unreal topaz]

omg i remember what i did that run now 😭 i crashed the buses on the final boss

i was so sad

[heavy heron]

fascinating

[calm furnace]

reddits dream

[pallid galleon]

naneinf run?

[patent sail]

seems to be the first balatro picture on this ipad

[noble mango]

can i put oreos on pizza

[eager prawn]

Photo?

[gaunt burrow]

why the photo got censored

[knotty zodiac]

dessert pizza best pizza

[patent sail]

but thats long after i started playing, i have some on my phone before i got steam version

[eager prawn]

Yummers

[patent sail]

its animated

[patent sail]

caught it on a frame where its blacl

[heavy heron]

my retrigger game

was so simple…

[robust lance]

Average flushmaxxer

[heavy heron]

like what was lusty doing

at that point

LOOLLLL

[robust lance]

More mult

[heavy heron]

true

being lusty as always

[eager prawn]

We all flushmaxing at the beginning

[heavy heron]

i still flush max

[noble mango]

how many times yall find cicot/how often

[heavy heron]

sorry

[unreal topaz]

personality hire

[knotty zodiac]

builds hype by adding more retriggerable fx

[robust lance]

And only the strong stay flushmaxxing

[knotty zodiac]

makes the animation longer

[heavy heron]

where we started vs how we’re going!!!!!!!!

[eager prawn]

Why's black hole so rare

[heavy heron]

why do i like my original build more

[unreal topaz]

currently chicot is impossible to find for me, bc i'm trying to sticker 4/5 legendaries to force perkeo to appear from souls on gs

[heavy heron]

THE NEGSTIVE IDOL

ONLY 400k???

[unreal topaz]

and perkeo keeps showing up instead of chicot

[echo sphinx]

mm flush

[heavy heron]

i should’ve had more ambitions

look how terrible my first video was

[noble mango]

lmao

[noble mango]

yet i chose a blue seal when offered a black hole

[heavy heron]

how we started vs

how we’re going

moments before

[eager prawn]

I've never seen anyone ever getting multiple black holes

[patent sail]

i will go do art that was enough balaling for today

[echo sphinx]

w

holy

[heavy heron]

i died

i took baron

[knotty zodiac]

reddit: takes baron
hey why is this game so hard

[eager prawn]

[echo sphinx]

NOOO

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[noble mango]

can you teach me how to draw hair

[heavy heron]

hologram? ❌

[heavy heron]

baron mmmm tasty

[eager prawn]

Tiktok : ohh plant!!!!!

[unreal topaz]

first retrigger ss i can find

[echo sphinx]

lol

[heavy heron]

have fun!

[pallid galleon]

jellos dont have hair

[echo sphinx]

i ened to ask op how he lsot with friggin baronmime

baronmime is autowin

unless

[patent sail]

autonaneinf*

[echo sphinx]

idk abt the naneinf

[humble gulch]

I had two once

[patent sail]

b-but roffle got naneinf with it!!

[noble mango]

. . . i mean in art

[humble gulch]

Well, I had two two times

[gaunt burrow]

and lost in the same ante as they got baron and mime

[noble mango]

Well i don't always want to be doing this kind of art

And actually move to something better or harder a little

Otherwise i will never improve

[echo sphinx]

LOL

bro was greeding for the baronmime value istg

[eager prawn]

Am I still the one who has the most negative gold?

[echo sphinx]

just play straights damni

[noble mango]

Even than that wasn't that good

[echo sphinx]

probably

[noble mango]

What the f

How

[calm furnace]

hell mah

[pallid galleon]

balatro if it was actually a gambling game

[noble mango]

You can actually gamble

[bronze leaf]

Why doesn't 4oak proc spare trousers? It's got a two pair in it

[patent sail]

two SEPARATE pairs

[eager prawn]

Let's go to casino sis

[patent sail]

different ranks

[pallid galleon]

4oak is more like a dress

[bronze leaf]

ohhhhhh

now I get it

I Didn't know it had to be separate pairs that makes way more sense

[gaunt burrow]

huh?

[knotty zodiac]

the black and gold one right?

[pallid galleon]

5oak is like a ball gown

[knotty zodiac]

and flush 5?

[patent sail]

toilet

[knotty zodiac]

this be the red white blue one

[pallid galleon]

mod that plays the flushing sound every time you play a flush

[gaunt burrow]

black and gold???

[knotty zodiac]

real balala players flush the toilet manually every time

its like driving stick shift

[pallid galleon]

gold stake players shit their pants cause they HATE flushes

[knotty zodiac]

flushes dont scale
only showers do

[patent sail]

ew splash

bad joker

real balatro players avoid water

[eager prawn]

splash splash

[bronze leaf]

why water when you can just use orange monster?

[waxen stream]

actually
i was close to getting ante 11 but got cooked by the wall

[echo sphinx]

here win

do you still take the buffoon pack y/n

[patent sail]

gambling

[echo sphinx]

GAMBLINGGG

[patent sail]

piss joker watch

[patent sail]

and thats why you do

riff and banana as well

[echo sphinx]

my dumbass tried to sell by dragging the joker

[patent sail]

selling c2??

[echo sphinx]

no

the other things from the riff

[steady hollow]

could anyone help me win a run?

[bronze leaf]

I believe in you!