🕹・game-discussion

[vocal rose]

because theres... reasons to not deck fix 9s speculatively?

[wintry ice]

if i get it before ante 4 and i have 4 9s i'm just taking it

[cosmic sun]

On top of interest

and additional hand money

[knotty zodiac]

straights

[ancient gyro]

9 is a decent straight rank

[wintry ice]

straights don't want you to stack a lot of 1 rank

[devout roost]

youre assuming you get it early, or are put in a position to speculatively build into 9's for C9 when you just dont do that all that often

[vocal rose]

I understand this

[ancient gyro]

until you have like 8 of them

[wintry ice]

anyways do i try to force the sly joker stickers

[knotty zodiac]

8 is too, is the problem

[cosmic sun]

Yes

[devout roost]

i find myself having a rank or smth else to go for and would rather just hold or use the strength for other means

[wintry ice]

i usually use strengths to turn 10s into jacks for face card economy

[cosmic sun]

8 decent cause I can have 8ball value then I can turn them into 9s

[terse vale]

sometimes going into 9s with cloud nine is optimal
obviously if I had like a gold blue seal 2 and no cloud nine I would probably wanna copy that instead of a 9 when I can

[ancient gyro]

more straight gimmicks need to be added

[wintry ice]

that doesn't hurt cloud 9

[twin lantern]

if it wasnt painted deck maybe

[vocal rose]

but what im confused about is how you arent able to see the VERY CLEAR pros C9 has that makes it more valuable than golden joker

[devout roost]

going into 9's with it is different

im talking about hypothetically

[devout roost]

yeah but i wouldnt say a whole tier

[terse vale]

and no direction can make building into spec cloud 9 fine

[devout roost]

its obviously better

[knotty zodiac]

even a saturn or two is enough to hint at not destroying 8s imo

[devout roost]

but i dont think the advantages are good enough to me

just personal experience

[terse vale]

hypothetically what

[vocal rose]

scaling econ that can be built into speculatively with SLIM TO NONE risk behind it

over a static econ joker

[devout roost]

risk is not what im saying

[ancient gyro]

my case for it is that it can be taken in ANY CONDITION, which I havent seen you talk about yet for a joker that scales

[devout roost]

im saying it would be unoptimal to do it in a lot of scenarios

[wintry ice]

personal experience isn't enough statistical evidence for this game

[devout roost]

how come golden is different?

[wintry ice]

such as?

[ancient gyro]

golden can't be taken as eternal/rental

[devout roost]

sorry i didnt know i was writing a thesis 😭

[prime valve]

Why still playing painted?

[devout roost]

okay thats fair actually

i can get with that logic

[ancient gyro]

because this is gs, you have to account all jokers in all conditions

that they can appear in

[terse vale]

well lowkey golden eternal doesn’t sound bad

[devout roost]

yeah i was just taking it at face value

[knotty zodiac]

your thesis defense is happening now
your panel is discord

[ancient gyro]

which is why yorick is higher

[wintry ice]

why is not bringing subjective variables in an objective discussion "writing a thesis"

[cosmic sun]

I just try to frame it as "golden joker already helps a lot with econ" so C9 just does that better with minimal effort.

[devout roost]

its not an objective discussion

nothing here is objective

lmao

[wintry ice]

it literally is

[vocal rose]

it is

[devout roost]

ok sorry youre right everything is hereby declared objective and infinitely correct once said

[knotty zodiac]

cloud 9 is rarely worse than golden and often better

[cosmic sun]

I'm surprised no one tried to bring up C9's uncommon pricing which would have been hilarious

[ancient gyro]

the objective is gs a8 high ws/wr

[devout roost]

im not arguing for it being worse

[vocal rose]

jokers can be objectively worse/better than one another

[devout roost]

i was saying its marginally better

[devout roost]

mmmmmm

[ancient gyro]

based on probability of survival and ev returns

[devout roost]

yeah okay that reckons it being a tier above i can agree

i just thought it was like gs jokers at face value

[ancient gyro]

nah

[devout roost]

knowing the stickers and ws aspects its definitely better

[vocal rose]

oh dear I guess the context hat was needed

oopsies

[devout roost]

i thought i had most of it, i guess i didnt read high enough

[ancient gyro]

well yeah otherwise it would be a purple stake tier list which nobody exclusively plays

[vocal rose]

conversation here is typically gs a8 high ws viability

talking about jokers

[devout roost]

thats until i showed up 😎

[cosmic sun]

I don't tell ppl to read I just frame everything my way

[ancient gyro]

democracy says majority rules

[devout roost]

W arguyment

[ancient gyro]

based on what I say

[cosmic sun]

I aint making ppl scroll up for allat

[devout roost]

also i dont know how you ended up at this sentence when i was talking about a completely different "objective" 😭

[wintry ice]

1 tier difference is what i have on my tier list

[devout roost]

W callout tho

[ancient gyro]

pun

[knotty zodiac]

whats your objective

[devout roost]

be the worst white stake player

[wintry ice]

i'm sending this seed to dr spectred this is dogshit

[knotty zodiac]

are the items ordered within tier

[wintry ice]

no

[ancient gyro]

yeah I'll change the tier names, e for usable jokers is slightly misleading

[wintry ice]

just sorted by type

[vocal rose]

ooooo very fun run

fib + telescopey

[devout roost]

fibonacci makes me angry

its too circley

[heavy tendon]

Hey guys got into the game recently and any general tips to get far runs? Most I’ve probably scored is 15mil. Not totally sure how to go about getting many negative or just getting far into the game. I see it all the time from yt videos but don’t get lucky at all (or maybe just no skill idk).

[devout roost]

but not fully

[vocal rose]

well isnt this funny

[ancient gyro]

he's huge

[wintry ice]

pov: math class

[ancient gyro]

f tier

[devout roost]

gg i won the argument

[ancient gyro]

still profits

[devout roost]

1 dollar every sometimes

[vocal rose]

1 dollar every round

[knotty zodiac]

https://youtu.be/6e8-QeANHJU

[devout roost]

nope interest

only sometimes

[knotty zodiac]

@heavy tendon

[vocal rose]

taking it currently is 1 dollar per round

[zinc sigil]

What is this joker for

[ancient gyro]

selling it will guarantee profit

but yeah

[devout roost]

true

[heavy tendon]

Thank you.

[knotty zodiac]

mail in rebate synergy
purple seal synergy

[shell dagger]

Digging through your deck

[zinc sigil]

I see

[devout roost]

everything

S tier i love merry andy

someone say infinite deck drawing????

[wintry ice]

wth

[humble gulch]

I have an idea

[knotty zodiac]

rip

[ancient gyro]

giggity

[devout roost]

the humble quadruple incantation

(and ouija)

[pale wolf]

merry andy should be fat Andy and be -1 joker slot instead of -1 hand size

[devout roost]

is that a fantasy

[ancient gyro]

im not fat

[pale wolf]

you arent a clown either

[devout roost]

ez

3 more immolates coming up

[wintry ice]

is doc still accepting seed submissions

[ancient gyro]

sometimes i wear makeup

[knotty zodiac]

seems a bit unusable taking two slots?

[ancient gyro]

prob

[devout roost]

twas a joke prob

[vocal rose]

hes currently in london so hes posting pre recorded zodiac ++ vids I think

[pale wolf]

i think it might work

[devout roost]

anyway merry andy is an absolutely nutty joker

love that guy

[ancient gyro]

im sorry for his loss

[vocal rose]

why perishable 😠

[pale wolf]

zodiac++ done in a single 30 hour bender

[cosmic sun]

My last run was just Andy Castle

[vocal rose]

honestly

[wintry ice]

i'm gonna send it anyways

[vocal rose]

thats not TOO difficult

[wintry ice]

2$ per whenever

agate start

feeling good

[knotty zodiac]

mustve been a big castle

[humble gulch]

Anyways...

[wintry ice]

andy do you wanna check this seed out

[ancient gyro]

uhh

[pale wolf]

to block the slot of the unstickered one next shop ofc

[humble gulch]

Bruhhh

[ancient gyro]

i don't have a spare profile to run it on atm

[cosmic sun]

It lowkey just became Super Stuntman

[wintry ice]

ohg

[ancient gyro]

what's the gimmick

[vocal rose]

why

[cosmic sun]

Like 300 something chips -1 hand size

[vocal rose]

just why

[knotty zodiac]

what are your 3 profiles rn

[wintry ice]

oops all perishable

(kinda)

[zinc sigil]

But early ante its not strong right? Maybe look for straight flush or something idk

[wintry ice]

do i sell parking and take ecto here

[ancient gyro]

pairless++
black++
streak profile

[vocal rose]

I love streaking

[knotty zodiac]

i wouldnt take andy early

-1 handsize hurts when youre scrambling for flushes and straights

plus save for interest cap

[ancient gyro]

andy requires a specific few other sorts of jokers to truly utilize its power for a joker slot

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[pale wolf]

not what i heard

[serene forge]

im hungy

[pale wolf]

how _

[ancient gyro]

it's still april

[knotty zodiac]

you dont unlock all?

[pale wolf]

that's cheating

[knotty zodiac]

for the first run maybe

[ancient gyro]

streaking profile was originally supposed to be a different profile but I got hit with the mobile bug

[knotty zodiac]

15*7 filler runs is kinda a lot

[humble gulch]

I guess I'm doing flushes

[ancient gyro]

oh those weren't filler runs 🥀

[knotty zodiac]

its a hundred runs not playing gs tho

[ancient gyro]

or straights

[ancient gyro]

no this profile got hit by the bug that completely resets your stats

[knotty zodiac]

oh gg. sounds like an awful one

bug

[ancient gyro]

it only happens once

happened on my second mobile profile rather than the first so I wasn't that pissed

[vocal rose]

fuck

[ancient gyro]

mrrh

[heavy tendon]

The other thing I don’t fully understand is how can I guide myself towards those certain cards? As I said I tend to get quite unlucky I feel like so most times I won’t see a blueprint at all the whole run.

[vocal rose]

not too bad

[knotty zodiac]

some runs you wont see it

you can improve your odds by playing on a lower stake (if you are not playing on white already) and by maximizing your economy so you have more rerolls

[vocal rose]

WHY

I can reroll it but still

[ancient gyro]

they saw my tier list

[vocal rose]

they know

[ancient gyro]

game decided to go player hunting

[fringe nebula]

I won't

in fact, I approve this run simply because of stm

[humble gulch]

I mean

Bleh

[ancient gyro]

let it be known that I was the first stm simp

[fringe nebula]

stm is second for me
I love raised fist more

[vocal rose]

are you serious

is this the 1/1000000 seed where

amber acorn is actually a threat

[ancient gyro]

to any other stm players before 2024, are they here queer and full of beer

[vocal rose]

actually

is it

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[vocal rose]

or am I tweaking

[fringe nebula]

is copying fibonacci better than copying x2 or vampire there

idk

[eternal minnow]

Potential...

[serene forge]

pin fibonacci no?

well]

i guess you wouldnt know where bs is

[fringe nebula]

oh maybe

[sonic salmon]

does anyone know why i keep getting kicked form balatro multiplayer discord because of "account suspicious

[serene forge]

yeah acorn actually does something damn

[vocal rose]

I mean thats only +10 mult im losing

[knotty zodiac]

i think youre safe if you can find a replacement for bs

[fringe nebula]

does that matter?

you get the mult from fib before xmult

[ancient gyro]

if over x2 than vamp, fibby doesn't care for on card mult

[slow iris]

your account is pretty new

[serene forge]

shit

i forgot

[slow iris]

and also default pfp

[serene forge]

yeah no another acorn L lmfao

[sonic salmon]

thanks

[slow iris]

those probably could be why

[ancient gyro]

assuming unknown glass and steel

[slow iris]

but idk

[knotty zodiac]

i assume setting a pfp helps

[serene forge]

wait

fib comes first

just pin vampire then

[vocal rose]

I think my mind is just blending together regular pair spam +mult runs

[serene forge]

assuming its more than 2x

[vocal rose]

and brainstorm being blueprint

somehow

bc brainstorm doesnt need to be sorted on amber

except the two scenarios where bs is holo/poly

[sonic salmon]

is this better

[ancient gyro]

i prefer that

[vocal rose]

should I be pinning vamp

I think I should?

[knotty zodiac]

no idea what filters they have but it can't hurt. gl! btw i like the paint splatters

[vocal rose]

okay yes I do

lol

michel HAS broken btw

[ancient gyro]

yes

[vocal rose]

last shop cavendish trust

are you serious

why couldnt you be rental

OH I FORGOT TO DRAG VAMPIRE

[ancient gyro]

prob doesn't matter

[brittle ocean]

Cant you just see where +8 pops up

[ancient gyro]

that's not what they're holding for anyways

[vocal rose]

woohoo

I love fib

[brittle ocean]

Oh I’m dumb oops

[terse dock]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cum-1

[brittle ocean]

I was still thinking of the discussion of copying fib lol

[vocal rose]

okayyyyyyyyyy

decisions

[terse dock]

jumbo spectral pack for aura

[vocal rose]

buffoon into spectral

[ancient gyro]

r u nubbyla streaking

[vocal rose]

I dont think obelisk is a fan of nebula

[vocal rose]

nebula++

[brittle ocean]

I’d do buffoon spectral

[ancient gyro]

yuck

[vocal rose]

but

some streaking within the ++

[ancient gyro]

cool

[vocal rose]

well this is awkward

imagine if it was satellite instead of ice cream

do I just take gluttonous jonk instead of the spectal?

since I have big temporary chips

[ancient gyro]

depends on boss blind

[terse dock]

Take the soactrual for 2 cream

[vocal rose]

thank you very much

it is currently the club

spectral pack it is

[terse dock]

Ankh?

[ancient gyro]

greed route unless manacle/hook is my rule

[vocal rose]

immolate

[ancient gyro]

👅

[terse dock]

Fucckkk

[vocal rose]

still taking glutty

immolate got rid of 5 spades lol

ice cream can carry

even if glutty debuffed

[ancient gyro]

zoahl didn't like my telescope placement

[vocal rose]

oh

[ancient gyro]

oh

[vocal rose]

this pleases me

ohhhhhhhhhh

ty judge

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[vocal rose]

I LOVE BBC

[abstract dove]

I wonder if you would find it more fun if the game allowed you to do that?

[serene forge]

rule 10

[ancient gyro]

rule 1

[vocal rose]

r34

I JUST STABBED RUNNER

ive never alt f4ed so quickly

[ancient gyro]

he's jogging with a knife in his hand

[viscid mango]

send

[vocal rose]

word

[viscid mango]

y i ate

[viscid mango]

dms

[vocal rose]

woah

[serene forge]

L

[sleek agate]

a

[serene forge]

gavulin sucks

[wintry ice]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

[sleek agate]

dead channel

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[sleek agate]

oh hi

cant believe this channel is active

[lime remnant]

do i take driver

[humble gulch]

It's because run discussion is useless and server chat is for anything else

Off topic is server chat but you can send images

[vocal rose]

dead channel

[toxic cairn]

Whats the plant supposed to be

Like i mean the blind art for it

[narrow scroll]

i can't read

[toxic cairn]

What happened

[narrow scroll]

i decided to sell the other jokers for the memes
and well

[harsh relic]

sonion 😭😭😭

[narrow scroll]

listen i needed that clean 500 dollars

[robust lance]

Fair

[humble gulch]

It's just a plant

Like

[serene forge]

remove bloodstone from the game

[toxic cairn]

How

[humble gulch]

That kind of leaf that insects use in cartoons like an umbrella

[toxic cairn]

Is it?

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[toxic cairn]

It looks like an elongated W for me

[humble gulch]

@toxic cairn

That

[toxic cairn]

OHHHHHHHH

Ehhhh...

Kinda similar I guess???

[humble gulch]

I don't know what else would it be

I think that's pretty accurate

[bronze widget]

naninfable?

[humble gulch]

Yes

[ember fern]

I hate this game

[wintry ice]

do you even need face cards atp

[bronze widget]

never take eternal paradolia

[cursive crater]

i love this game

[humble gulch]

Mad world

[wintry ice]

that's part of the challenge deck

[bronze widget]

the plant is just an insta loss why risk it

[toxic cairn]

What challenge

[bronze widget]

oh

oops

[serene forge]

you don't need the face cards to score

youre fine

[ember fern]

There all face cards

[serene forge]

plant banned in mad world

[serene forge]

i can see that

i'm not stupid

[ember fern]

Yeah if I had a choice I wouldn’t have

[ancient gyro]

wait really

[ember fern]

So what the fuck are you talking about I don’t need them to score

[serene forge]

your scoring is nova half joker

[humble gulch]

Where's Swiss

[ember fern]

My whole thing is built on pairs

[serene forge]

then play one

[ember fern]

Yeah I’m gonna change my deck in the boss bind thanks

[bronze widget]

js play 3 adjacent cards and pray its shouldnt be that hard

[serene forge]

???

[ember fern]

Luckily I couldn’t

[ember fern]

Is there just like two rocks smashing together in your head

Like I’ve never seen you be helpful

[bronze widget]

also if ur pair is leveled dont copy sock

[humble gulch]

Well, there's Swiss

[serene forge]

not sure what's so hard to understand about face cards not being useful for scoring here

[ember fern]

I changed it before I tried, I was just doing that for money farm

[serene forge]

maybe you ought to do some introspection friend

[ember fern]

I cannot score pairs if I CANT SEE THE CARDS

[serene forge]

unironically skill issue

[bronze widget]

sounds like a skill issue to me man idk

[toxic cairn]

Gng

[fiery nymph]

select 5 cards that are next to each other and send

[ember fern]

Oh mb I’ll get xray vision

[toxic cairn]

Half joker

[fiery nymph]

make it 3

😅

[serene forge]

bro it's two cards it's not fucking rocket science

[ember fern]

Tried got unlucky

[humble gulch]

I'm sorry, but they're right

[serene forge]

you have FIVE HANDS

[ember fern]

I can’t see the cards are you dumb

Yeah and they ALL MISSED

[ancient gyro]

zuma shooting game

[serene forge]

noob

[bronze widget]

ante 6 with a build built on pairs might be good enough to just rely on nova

[ember fern]

I could of won, it was just unlucky

[bronze widget]

no you just had a skill issue

stop blaming luck

[ember fern]

???

[bronze widget]

shaking my head

[ember fern]

Cus I didn’t get a pair?

[bronze widget]

white stake emoji reaction on your message

[ember fern]

Is this all you people do sit on this discord all day

[bronze widget]

yeah just play apair bro 😭 its not that hard

[ember fern]

I’ve never seen tasooki and the other dick head not on

[toxic cairn]

73 youre literally getting ragebaited rn

[humble gulch]

Bro's getting actually mad ❤️‍🩹

[toxic cairn]

Gng

[ember fern]

No I’m bored rn

[toxic cairn]

Just log off 💔

[pallid galleon]

hi

[ember fern]

I’ve done5 challenges today

[bronze widget]

just play a pair

[slow iris]

funny how you can still get the mark on mad world

[humble gulch]

Bruh, naneinf

[bronze widget]

how are teh vouchers looking

[ancient gyro]

sometimes i trail run while on discord

[toxic cairn]

Neg water :pog:

[humble gulch]

I mean, you can just spam pairs

[serene forge]

localthunk specifically did not ban mark on mad world because he knew this would happen

[pallid galleon]

im just tryna go for the bean bug bruh

dont even want this negative baron

[serene forge]

plant shouldn't be banned on mad world ngl

[toxic cairn]

He didn't ban mark on mad world so @ember fern could never win the challenge

[bronze widget]

well you usually gotta keep baron to be able to bean bug soooo

🤷‍♂️

unless u got red seal glass

or glass in general

[ember fern]

Fuck outa here

[pallid galleon]

on ante 8 you can just win with planet levels

[humble gulch]

See?

[serene forge]

now that wasn't so hard was it

[bronze widget]

was it that hard to play a fucking pair

finally

[ancient gyro]

or red card

[ember fern]

It was a flush

Actually

[fiery nymph]

holy

flshes

YUCK

[toxic cairn]

I havent seen a horse yet

[ember fern]

I like flushes?? What’s wrong with them

I use them always when I start the run

[vocal rose]

they ass

[serene forge]

i'm eating food rn and i just threw it all up

[humble gulch]

Second worst hand

[fiery nymph]

i lost my appetite

[serene forge]

73 you should be imprisoned for what you're doing rn

[ember fern]

I’m so happy

[vocal rose]

woah

[fiery nymph]

flshes 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[vocal rose]

straight flush and full house exist

[ember fern]

Flushes are the best

[bronze widget]

two pair is the best hand in balatro

[slow iris]

doing some shenanigans on my 3ds while i'm watching this all happen

[ember fern]

Gotten two golds with flushes

[fiery nymph]

theres the horses

🤍

[ancient gyro]

I have a nitro bounty challenge for you

[bronze widget]

you can naninf with joker stencil does that prove joker stencil is the best joker?

[ancient gyro]

that uses fludhes

[pallid galleon]

anyways i dont have directors cut so this run will probably be dead to the 3/4

[bronze widget]

🤔

[pallid galleon]

or not finding bean

[ember fern]

I don’t need nitro I’m not a looser

[fiery nymph]

hey i love flushes too i only run flushes lol

[toxic cairn]

Vivian spotted

[fiery nymph]

i only play white stake

[bronze widget]

cant play a pair and cant afford nitro man you are doing something wrong

[ember fern]

You get it

[fiery nymph]

im larping

[ember fern]

Spent money on discord your who I’m talking about chud😭

[ancient gyro]

other negotiations are accepted

[serene forge]

literally didnt but ok

[ember fern]

You have nitro

[serene forge]

i just redeemed free nitro so i can clown on you

[ember fern]

Nope

[fiery nymph]

a sugar mommy gave me my nitro for 3 months

[slow iris]

yeah

[ancient gyro]

most of my nitros were won from coc tournaments lol

[serene forge]

week old account calling me a loser smh my head

[bronze widget]

i think he is just jealous

[serene forge]

based

[ember fern]

What could this mean?🤔

[sand lily]

I had a massive wee (+2096 chips)

[ancient gyro]

clash of clans

[humble gulch]

At least strushes score, and full house is the worst

[serene forge]

read

[sand lily]

My wee is huge rn

[slow iris]

i got a free 2 week nitro trial

[bronze widget]

woahhh

[ember fern]

I thought lesbians can’t read

[bronze widget]

i love massive wees

[serene forge]

balatro players can't either

evidenced by you

[bronze widget]

cant play pairs AND cant afford nitro AND homophobic

[ember fern]

So your like a double negative

[serene forge]

*you're

literally can't read lol

[ember fern]

??? I have a boyfriend

[toxic cairn]

Gng no need to get lesbians into this

[ember fern]

No just one I don’t like

[humble gulch]

I mean, black people can still be racist towards black people

[serene forge]

lesbians need to be able to read so they can consume yuri

[sand lily]

ew

[toxic cairn]

Generalizing bad 🪤🪤🪤🪤

[bronze widget]

do lesbians not ready yaoi

[pallid galleon]

yeah this is a hold r

[dreamy creek]

i should spread hatred and missery today

[serene forge]

i'm sure some do

[bronze widget]

read

[serene forge]

i don't

[humble gulch]

Except flushers

[bronze widget]

ah

[ancient gyro]

banned

[bronze widget]

premium lesbian i see

[toxic cairn]

How do I untomato your message

[bronze widget]

you do not need a bean bug to naninf naninf is way closer than bean bug to be honest

[toxic cairn]

Sometimes i barely tap on a message and it inmediately gets tomato'd

[serene forge]

I hate Plasma Deck

[pallid galleon]

i dont care about naneinf tho

[fiery nymph]

spread kyspm spirits

[dreamy creek]

real

[humble gulch]

Should've taken that baron

[bronze widget]

idk man you cant really reverse throwing a tomato i am already hurt

[ember fern]

Best deck

[serene forge]

i hate plasma deck the celeste mod

[pallid galleon]

i need like a 40 hand size bean bug

[pallid galleon]

ante 8

[fiery nymph]

😓

[humble gulch]

Holy white stake

[dreamy creek]

spread evil and negativity

[bronze widget]

yeah gl 🙏

tahts like

[fiery nymph]

out if you were a stake you would be gold stake

[ember fern]

Two golds left? But yeah whites

[humble gulch]

C+ doesn't mean you're good btw

[humble gulch]

Aww

[dreamy creek]

dam god forbid a man wants to relax and not play balatro at 120% potential

[ember fern]

You don’t need to I was just saying cus they said I’m white deck

[serene forge]

c++ means nothing

[dreamy creek]

white deck

[pallid galleon]

all i'm asking for is 2-3 copy jokers on burglar and a bean, i've gotten so close so many times but its always dead to not finding crimson heart or bean

[serene forge]

white deck

that's a new one

[ancient gyro]

mb

[dreamy creek]

no it's just reddit having a brain annurisim

[ember fern]

Chips mb I’m reading jojos again

[bronze widget]

honestly if i was u if i dont get retcon and good econ before ante 5 id hold r retcons really important to js force it out trather than gamble the 1/6 but also u need 3 blue pritns+Burglar+bean + a hand that wins to get +40 but its not that hard u just need 5 red seal glass flush five

[humble gulch]

Delete that ❤️‍🩹

[dreamy creek]

c++ does mean something most of the time

[serene forge]

both things can be true

[past crag]

Guys say something nice about my run so I feel good

[fiery nymph]

by some miracle and several damage to the R key

[dreamy creek]

your run sucks i hope it ends horriblly

[past crag]

Dewd

[dreamy creek]

i hope you specificlly reflect upon the horrible decisions you made

[pallid galleon]

you can just level up planets for ante 8

[toxic cairn]

Good boy

Here's a penny

[serene forge]

"wow, you have c++! you must be a really skilled player."

[bronze widget]

idk why ppl even play the blinds at all might as well just play the binding of isaac no blinds there

[bronze widget]

notenough

[toxic cloak]

you have two blinds to get there ??

[dreamy creek]

ok so like that's also reddit having a stroke, most of the discord users with c++ are somewhat competent

[ember fern]

What is the point of challenges

[humble gulch]

Fun

[slow iris]

just because

[serene forge]

the bar is in hell at that point

[past crag]

I will never get c++ it is shrimply too much

[serene forge]

it's not hard to be more competent than fucking reddit

[ember fern]

No unlocks?

[toxic cairn]

I like completing games

[pallid galleon]

dawg you have 13 hands with burglar
you can win off of like level 20 pairs or something

[dreamy creek]

dam perhaps the bar was a litlle too low

[ember fern]

Yeah I know there for completion I just meant do you get any jokers or stuff from it

[slow iris]

no

[past crag]

I can hardly get past orange stale

[ember fern]

Damn

Ima do them last then

[bronze widget]

hm..

[dreamy creek]

real

[ancient gyro]

im so incompetent 💔

[bronze widget]

yeah nevermind white stake is 100k thats

def possible

[pallid galleon]

its like 400k

no i think 200k

[slow iris]

200k on plasma

[humble gulch]

Glad I have reddit only for Balatro memes

[dusty tusk]

What’s up party people

[pallid galleon]

if you have blue seals in the deck you won't really worry about scoring

[dusty tusk]

What’s everyone’s favorite legendarys?

[lost moth]

Hey guys I am new to this game and my highest ante is 6 any tips

[bronze widget]

chicot

[ancient gyro]

bitcoin baron is that you

[humble gulch]

Abandoned V2

[thick snow]

seeing how easy it is to mod the game and cheat makes any achievement allegations very shaky by default

[dusty tusk]

I like that one and the one that gets a multi whenever you delete a face card

[lost moth]

?

[bronze widget]

play jokers that scale with time and use planets

[bronze widget]

ah thats nice

[ancient gyro]

dw about it

[bronze widget]

i perosnally think canio is just a harder to find lamer versio nof glass joker though

glass joker 🤤

[thick snow]

look at #⚙・modding-general for 5 seconds and you'll see mods to guarantee cards, add mults, modify jokers to be excessively strong

[humble gulch]

Good thing thing that all completionists doesn't mean you're actually good

[lost moth]

I used the one that scales with hands and decreases with discards is that good

[knotty zodiac]

c++ is a guarantee that you can highroll 150 runs, no more

[dreamy creek]

dam fr?

[thick snow]

I JUST explained why its not

[dusty tusk]

What’s that?

[dreamy creek]

that just sounds like you have a lot of time to play balatro

[dusty tusk]

I don’t think I have glass joker yet

[bronze widget]

yes thats one of the best jokers but you need to play a hand that doesnt need you discard much , usually pairs cause then you dont hav eto discard so it always increases

[dreamy creek]

does he know?

[ancient gyro]

gordon your gordon is showing

[bronze widget]

but with that you need a multiplying joker

there are alot of them

[dreamy creek]

we love spreading missery and misfortune

[dreamy creek]

if multiplication joker is your power then what are you without it

[bronze widget]

it only appears when you have a glass card in ur deck it gains 0.75 mult when a glass card breaks kind of similiar to the legendary one but not face cards just glass

[humble gulch]

You can with with additive mult only on white stake, but it's a lot harder

[dreamy creek]

fun fact you can win with only planet cards and no jokers on white stake

[bronze widget]

yeah anythings possible on white stake

[dreamy creek]

you can also win without playing a single card

[humble gulch]

It's called jokerless

[dreamy creek]

perchance

[thick snow]

Jester speaking to his King who was granted a legendary artifact that turns him into a God, but he has let the power go to his head, become obsessive and paranoid, killing those he suspects covet his item.

[knotty zodiac]

mustve missed it. unless mods have something to do with it?

[dusty tusk]

Wait that sounds really good how do you unlock it

[bronze widget]

its unlocked by default but can only show up when you have a glass card in your deck

there are a few jokers like taht for stone gold steel lucky and glass

[dreamy creek]

If the King used a sword to behead them, did the sword do the beaheading or the king

[bronze widget]

only show up when you ahve a certai nthing in your deck

[knotty zodiac]

oh youre saying ppl say they have c++ when they dont

[thick snow]

yes

[knotty zodiac]

well ya they can just make it up. it's a flair on reddit

[bronze widget]

the sword as the king is not sharp enough to behead

[thick snow]

or rather, they do, just they cheated

[dreamy creek]

real

[pallid galleon]

i think we should call blueprint bloopy instead of bp but thats just me

[bronze widget]

neither intellectually nor in terms of sharpness

[bronze widget]

you mean yuri

[dreamy creek]

no

[dusty tusk]

Oh I never use glass cards so that’s probably why I don’t see it

[ancient gyro]

must have high rolled

[knotty zodiac]

but i can see a few c++ players doing that tbh

[dreamy creek]

always put blueprint on left side and brainstorm on right side to prevent them from kissing

[dusty tusk]

What’s good jokers for stone cards? I’m about to do the Medusa challenge and I don’t use stone much

[bronze widget]

yeha glass cards are really useful but usually not needed for most runs

[dreamy creek]

yo twin there's a whole joker about stone cards 🫴

[bronze widget]

tbh stone cards are pretty mid overall there is a joker for them but its not the best, it gains 25 chips per stone card in ur deck

[dusty tusk]

Blueprint next to brainstorm on very left side so it just dupes brainstorm then blueprint and it goes forever

That’s the secret no one tells you

[dreamy creek]

no but then they start kissing

if they are too close to each other

[bronze widget]

yuri

[dreamy creek]

that's kidna gay

[dusty tusk]

Ahh okay thank you, I don’t like stone jokers but this challenge locks you with that stone joker

[dreamy creek]

we move stones

+50 chips

[bronze widget]

ohh that challenge

vampire is a good counter to that challenge

[humble gulch]

STOP GIVING ME RARES

[bronze widget]

when you play a stone card with vampire he will remove the stone from the card and make it a normal card

and it gains mult

[fiery nymph]

credit card in the buffoon pa

[bronze widget]

so youll just be able to gain mult

[humble gulch]

Hooker killed me

[fiery nymph]

hook is the hardest boss imo

for ante 1

its just unforgiving to get a high hand when you lose discards

[humble gulch]

I die more to the hook than manacle

[ancient gyro]

hook manacle

manacle on harder decks

[fiery nymph]

hook more than manacle

but

those are top 2

[bronze widget]

the needle can be really annoying on gold stake

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 3

[ancient gyro]

prob

[fiery nymph]

yeah

[humble gulch]

@fiery nymph

[wintry ice]

most +mult sources

[ancient gyro]

i have it as the most universally threatening boss blind

[fiery nymph]

credit card in the

💷💷💷💷💷💷

[ancient gyro]

nah i don't want that

[humble gulch]

The portable hone goes crazy

[ancient gyro]

u can keep it

[thick snow]

why is your money purple

animal crossing ass money

looney toons ass money

[serene forge]

balatrodle in 4

[fringe nebula]

can be?? no, It's usually annoying

or oftentimes annoying

[humble gulch]

HUH

DO I REALLY HAVE A PORTABLE HONE?

[serene forge]

i need a glow up

[humble gulch]

STOP

[fiery nymph]

no you used ghost deck

[serene forge]

if only that was poly

[fiery nymph]

if only it was a negative blueprint

[humble gulch]

Never beating the hone allegations

[fringe nebula]

funny shop 1 :
-only take bus
-take bus and also take credit card to open buffoon

[serene forge]

[humble gulch]

I love lucky cards

Gg

[fringe nebula]

put holographic bs to the left side of poly

[fringe nebula]

y'know what

let's open buffoon

[serene forge]

or just take credit card

woth the bus

[fringe nebula]

regret

[humble gulch]

Bro

Guess who skipped

By accident

I wanna die

[bronze widget]

Cant even use ecto hold r

[vocal rose]

I would love a vamp or drivers

[bronze leaf]

BY JOVE IVE DONE IT

Finally I've completed erratic deck

Good god

[dusty tusk]

Omg how do I do double or nothing challenge

[humble gulch]

What's happening, everything has an edition now...

Bruh

[ancient gyro]

o

i was wondering why i got pinged

[bronze leaf]

It wasn't the strategy you gave me but a W is a W :D

Thanks for your help!

[vague flint]

needed a 10

[ancient gyro]

pretend you're playing gs

[bronze leaf]

Why doesn't 4oak proc spare trousers?

[dusty tusk]

What is that

[ancient gyro]

gold stake

[ancient gyro]

it wasn't really a strategy but more general advice

[bronze leaf]

It was the encouragement I needed to get over this slump

[ancient gyro]

o

[dusty tusk]

Double or nothing disables the cards

[ancient gyro]

ik

gs normally encourages unconditional scoring

[dusty tusk]

Idk what any of that means

I’m ass at this game

[ancient gyro]

joker scoring rather than card scoring

[humble gulch]

What is this seed

[bronze leaf]

Now I've got gold stake on checkered, ghost, and erratic

What deck should I do next

Plasma?

[ancient gyro]

preferably something more comfortable

or fun

[bronze leaf]

Yeah erratic sucked

I'm glad I'm past it

[ancient gyro]

plasma is the second most inconsistent deck to gs

[bronze leaf]

After erratic?

Sounds like my winning ticket

[ancient gyro]

black deck

erratic is in the middle probably of all 15 decks

[worthy tinsel]

Dude erratic is easier than gold plasma

[ancient gyro]

something like that yeah

[humble gulch]

I barely survived

That boss blind is so hard

[bronze leaf]

I'm here for a challenge

[delicate valve]

Does ancient work like totem - does it only pick types in your deck

[viral raft]

Hello guys

[worthy tinsel]

Go black then

[humble gulch]

Anyways, four stickers

[viral raft]

who are u going?

[humble gulch]

No

[worthy tinsel]

No

[viral raft]

big 🔥

[quaint spire]

guys i have the plant coming up with a bp copying a trib what do i do

[worthy tinsel]

Better than ancient and bloodstone tho

[viral raft]

prepare justices and other ways to get Xmult

try to replace the Xmult from trib with jokers or glasses

[vocal rose]

so this is a run

[quaint spire]

i have 2 throwbacks with 2.25x mult

[pallid galleon]

just got bloopy from judgement

never skip judgement

[viral raft]

and the cards?

any justice or stuff

[quaint spire]

nothing 😭

[viral raft]

uhhh

try to play alot of strong hands

see what happends

[humble gulch]

I mean...

[viral raft]

if you can search xmult

or strong Mult/chip sorce

[peak lion]

"I barely survived" and you have 287 million chips 😭

[humble gulch]

I almost died here too

[viral raft]

damn that was close

[wintry ice]

do i just stick with agate

okay

that is one good judgement

[toxic cairn]

I just made this

[knotty zodiac]

hm why not take both?

[viral raft]

so peak

[wintry ice]

i don't really need to

and i'd prefer having joker slots for stickers

[fringe nebula]

wee

[wintry ice]

mf

[fringe nebula]

level 20 4oak damn

[viral raft]

the kind of levels that the game expects when you're agaisnt VV 😭

[peak lion]

Ngl cloud 9 seems a bit mid I think

[viral raft]

i hate VV because forces me to minmax in almost all my runs

[wintry ice]

it's not

[fringe nebula]

how?

[wintry ice]

it's one of the better econ jokers

[viral raft]

i just a better Golden joker and golden joker is already great lol

[wintry ice]

it's funny because people just had a discussion about it

[humble gulch]

Tell that to my 39 dollars per round

[serene forge]

transgender scroll

[versed sable]

c9 is gold joker but you can scale it if you care enough

[wintry ice]

sock sounds good tbh

[versed sable]

[wintry ice]

why would i not care about free money

[humble gulch]

UGHHH

[peak lion]

Damn how are you getting so much 9s

[viral raft]

what is that even mean 😭

[fringe nebula]

well, I guess c9 is a bit mid on white stake because money isn't really that scarce

but that is white stake lol

[serene forge]

your face is mid

[humble gulch]

Deck fixing

[wintry ice]

did i really forget i had 5 slots again

[viral raft]

Judgement with Credit card on Arcana trust me

[half rivet]

place your prediction, win jack shit! will i:

A. pull blueprint

B. lose before ante 6

C. win

[wintry ice]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[toxic cairn]

B

[viral raft]

A?

[wintry ice]

i don't think aj will be very good with negative agate

[fringe nebula]

damn

[humble gulch]

Free stickers

[half rivet]

we shall see

[humble gulch]

Nevermind

[serene forge]

trans scroll

[serene forge]

here, win

okayyyyyyy

[humble gulch]

The gender change potion from Terraria

[viral raft]

but what are the implications of a object being trans?? 😭

[toxic cairn]

Technically water is trans

Its in constant transitioning

[viral raft]

genderfluid imo

[wintry ice]

water is... genderfluid???

[viral raft]

like Isaac

yeah

[toxic cairn]

First its genderfluid

[viral raft]

is a constant gender change

[toxic cairn]

Then its gendersolid

Wait no hold up

[serene forge]

does there have to be implications

[toxic cairn]

Its liquid > gaseous > solid

[viral raft]

idk a object doesn't have a gender

is just a object

[serene forge]

source?

[wintry ice]

wikipedia page for joke

[viral raft]

or maybe i'm too dumb to understand the trans objects

[viral raft]

trust me

[peak lion]

LOTION

[knotty zodiac]

sell fools take matador..? its the spade boss

im probably a fool for considering

[wintry ice]

fork could you superblunder react them on my behalf

[viral raft]

Eternal Photo 🥀

[exotic anvil]

I’m debating on selling a Chad and taking the photo, what should I do, any suggestions?

[viral raft]

keep the build

[serene forge]

go back in time to before you took eternal photo Also there is rebate in that image

[wintry ice]

not worth

[exotic anvil]

That’s what I was thinking just wanted another opinion

Thanks

[wintry ice]

i mean i would love having more glass

[viral raft]

np, you can search for a Blueprint/brainstorm so you copy Sock and buskin

[toxic cairn]

Why u got space joker

[wintry ice]

this setup really had no real longevity

[tepid verge]

Sup

[viral raft]

because is good?

[viral raft]

+4 mult

[wintry ice]

you like bloodstone but question space joker?

[tepid verge]

and no... im not cosplaying him. we just look that much alike

[wintry ice]

talk about biased;;;

[toxic cairn]

Well with all 6s its a constant 1.5x

[polar orbit]

found a cool full house seed ( GS79UBCM )

[wintry ice]

so you like the third most conditional scoring joker but not a fairly unconditional value generator?

1 dollar bonus

[toxic cairn]

Blueprint is copying nothing

[tepid verge]

perishable </3

[viral raft]

"Cool" and "full house" in the same line 😭

[tepid verge]

what

[serene forge]

no it isnt

[viral raft]

the reaction

[toxic cairn]

No i mean the reaction emotes

[tepid verge]

oh

oh yeah lol

guys should i do blueprint next time

[toxic cairn]

You'll be blue for an amazing reason

[viral raft]

just cover yourself of blue

[serene forge]

no it isnt

[tepid verge]

yeah but u gotta do diff shades

[viral raft]

you already reply it 😭

[wintry ice]

avatar (the lame one) cosplay

[toxic cairn]

You should cosplay mr. Bones :pog:

[wintry ice]

what the hail

[tepid verge]

it is if you use hearts

[terse dock]

thats a creative way to tell someone to kill themself

[half rivet]

twas b

[wintry ice]

yeah call the mods for that one...

[viral raft]

mr bones yourself irl

idk something like that

[wintry ice]

bad to the bone riff

[serene forge]

no it isnt

[viral raft]

[tepid verge]

yes?

[wintry ice]

that's like the love of a conservative parent

conditionally unconditional

[indigo mesa]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1494512971223793754

[indigo mesa]

reported the bug as if thats gonna do anything 😭

[tepid verge]

its a 2 in 2 chance for it to trigger on hearts cards

[wintry ice]

so it's conditional because you still need to play hearts

[waxen fable]

brings up a different uncommon joker to justify usage of one

[viral raft]

Bloodstone is just Ancient joker but you need 2 joker slots to make it work

basically lame

[serene forge]

😭

[wintry ice]

i already don't trust aj sometimes

[viral raft]

also 2 uncommons, isn't like Photochad which are 2 common that maybe you will see in the run, no both are uncommon so good luck searching for each other

[serene forge]

using bloodstone is like using aj on checkered deck

[waxen fable]

yea

[serene forge]

1 in 2 chance of 1.5x per card in a flush

[viral raft]

skip blinds:

[tepid verge]

i think what the person originally meant is that it turns to 2 in 2

[wintry ice]

i might be internalising bad experiences but i've died with it pretty often

[tepid verge]

boss blind

[waxen fable]

won that round because of stencil and tribe but still

[waxen fable]

no dying often with aj is completely valid

[serene forge]

duh

you skip the previous blinds

to make sure you don't get screwed like this

[arctic phoenix]

This is the stupidest Joker lineup ever

[wintry ice]

i'd still say that's worse than space jokers

[waxen fable]

not even easyto get it setup or "fully functional "

[serene forge]

since it cant hit teh same suit twice in a row

[tepid verge]

oh

[wintry ice]

i can see it being usable on checkered but that's 1 deck

bro i was scaling two pair 🥀

[serene forge]

chance of slowly improving your hand level that gets better as you spam your hands more ❌
chance of fucking dying for zero reason at all while also being at risk of dying due to factors not even related to that rng ✅ ✅ ✅

[tranquil steppe]

Here, win

[wintry ice]

oh well i guess it's never to late to pivot to the meta strat

[viral raft]

when you get a suit that isn't the boss blind you can just full skip to make sure to not get bad luck

[tranquil steppe]

The Papu gets it

[viral raft]

is a 1/3 for what i know

[wintry ice]

pre-emptively shut up (i didn't read what they said)

[serene forge]

is it shiba

i'm guessing its shiba

[wintry ice]

no

[serene forge]

damn

[tranquil steppe]

Sorry to disappoint you

[wintry ice]

emperor or judgement

[viral raft]

Judge?

[stark sage]

between ghost and plasma which would yall say is better/easier for high score/naneinf attempts?

[wintry ice]

plasma by a lot

it literally square roots the required score

[viral raft]

Plasma because with Ghost you need Perkeo

[toxic cairn]

Emperor, you could maybe even get a fool and get emperor

[wintry ice]

i'm taking judgement

[tranquil steppe]

Emperor

[wintry ice]

devious is 2$