🕹・game-discussion

[subtle drum]

💀 💀

[sullen apex]

true

[junior urchin]

What if someone made cloverlatro where you spin a slot machine that has random cards from your deck and when they line up as hands you get points

[compact gazelle]

is that the legendary joker murphyobv (0/150)

[junior urchin]

Are you the real Murphy

[sullen apex]

no im a larper

[humble gulch]

Is that the (0/150) murphyobv joker legendary

[shell furnace]

that sounds like hell as someone who has no idea how cloverpit plays

[compact gazelle]

what’s its effect

[versed sable]

get every joker in one run to unlock the second tier of Murphy :3

[serene forge]

vampirelatro survivors

[compact gazelle]

(1/150)

[humble gulch]

Every joker without a sticker doubles its effects

🐑

[versed sable]

progress!

:D

[junior urchin]

In your cryptid vs match with roffle you made me mad when you didn’t put the 19 retrigger chad on the random consumable for code card joker

[compact gazelle]

do it again to make it (2/150)
reaching murphyobv (150/150) means you win balatro

[junior urchin]

I’m better at cloverpit than you

[sullen apex]

https://youtu.be/iwAn-wSZwrw?si=NNxNX-O2x4vm0dPd&t=807 this should help

[compact gazelle]

sir this is a wendys the balatro discord

[junior urchin]

Thank you

[humble gulch]

Fine, special stickers (rental, perishable, eternal) don't have any effects as long as you have this jokers

[terse dock]

that seems a bit rude

[junior urchin]

Murphy play cryptid but the video ends when the game crashes speed run

[shell furnace]

true...

[noble mango]

So crimson heart can just disable your mr bones at the last hand and you just die?

[shell furnace]

do I lack image perms shit turned red if I post a gif

[humble gulch]

Yes

[compact gazelle]

yes

this is why you don’t rely on the skeleton

[slow path]

It finally happened. I FINALLY got Obelisk in the first ante.

How TF do I play this?

[humble gulch]

Even Sans died so

[spark kernel]

FINALLY

[light brook]

early obelisk is a no go twin

[shell furnace]

you dont

[random terrace]

I want alike a early perkeo cryptid seed

[slow path]

😤

[humble gulch]

Just do a pairs run

[slow path]

Fair

[humble gulch]

And then you pivot to high card

[compact gazelle]

stack one hand type and get a source of chips that isn’t called planet cards

then win because obelisk outscales blinds

[light brook]

i don’t obelisk often so apologies

[noble mango]

Anybody got perkeo egg temperance seed?

[random terrace]

Idk

[compact gazelle]

most perkeo seeds are gonna have egg and temperance somewhere

[noble mango]

Ic

[gentle basalt]

then why give advice? early obelisk is pretty close to a free win

[light brook]

because i’ve heard and experienced obelisk not being good early

[gaunt burrow]

what do you think the good amount to start scaling obelisk

[shell furnace]

12 but im bad

[compact gazelle]

there’s a nonzero chance you get strangled in early antes before it does anything
just like blueprint starts but the deadweight rare costs $2 less

[gaunt burrow]

23 is comfortable for me

[slow path]

Double or nothing challenge and I just lost last round so looking to use that Obelisk for a W here

[subtle drum]

mfs be out here ing anything 🥀

[compact gazelle]

as low as 5-8 is doable but to make your life easier and reduce risk of getting mouth’d or something you can freely stack it up to 15

[slow path]

Stack 1 hand, don't rely on planets, anything else?

[compact gazelle]

get chips somewhere
which is linked to the planet reliance

[slow path]

Ah

[compact gazelle]

pivot if suitable

[terse dock]

If im seeing an expensive joker i want to see fib

[gaunt burrow]

im crying 😭 the only stake emoji is

[noble mango]

But

You know what that means

[compact gazelle]

shortcut my beloved 💖

[slow path]

Yes, I'll prolly look to pivot at some point.
Obelisk has only been tricky ime

[subtle drum]

obelisk ain't real

[noble mango]

[Fish] has breached the containment

[gaunt burrow]

like the thing worldbox?

[noble mango]

[fish] has been recontained

[compact gazelle]

conspiracy theorists be like

[humble gulch]

White staker is a thing

[noble mango]

When :goldstake:

[quaint fractal]

except i didnt. i went ahead and replayed this seed only to realize that i missed a blueprint

[subtle drum]

istfg everytime i play obelisk it does literally nothing

[quaint fractal]

so what should i do here?

[noble mango]

Lol how

[humble gulch]

Skill issue

[compact gazelle]

💔

[noble mango]

Murder a bron

[gaunt burrow]

this jst skill issue

[humble gulch]

Come on, you can do this

Think

[noble mango]

Sell the baron jame

[terse dock]

Hold R

[compact gazelle]

you’re making unreasonable demands here

[gaunt burrow]

full house

[subtle drum]

watch yo tone u talking to someone who's beat almost every deck on gold stake

[humble gulch]

Sorry

[gentle basalt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm4SU21G1Ns
look at this run...

[compact gazelle]

c+ does not a good player make

[gaunt burrow]

"almost"

[solar meteor]

player make

[compact gazelle]

learn the ways of the obelisk or else

[subtle drum]

what does then lmao

[terse dock]

Have you ever looked up the dunning krueger effect

[humble gulch]

Nothing really

[gentle basalt]

10+ gold stake win streak at least

[subtle drum]

sooo good players aren't real

[compact gazelle]

obelisk pivot on 7 stack

[gentle basalt]

c+ and c++ are just a matter of time

[compact gazelle]

trust

[solar meteor]

o

[noble mango]

Cavedish looks ass compared to scaling x mult jokers after a while .. .

[compact gazelle]

forced straight flush on gold stake

[terse dock]

I am god

[subtle drum]

he is god

[noble mango]

Hod

[solar meteor]

i take credit for this influence 🫧

[humble gulch]

Real skill comes with deep understanding, not just playing flushes until you win

[serene forge]

I hate Blodstone

[humble gulch]

🐘

[noble mango]

Hokma

[subtle drum]

hold up give me 100 years

[serene forge]

sell baron

[noble mango]

Nvm i forgot who the heck that green guy is

[gaunt burrow]

netzacth or smt

[terse dock]

Green Joker

[noble mango]

Ye

[subtle drum]

i don't...- never mind i give up

[compact gazelle]

gros imchel bonana

[serene forge]

goldstake

[noble mango]

Michael gros

[shell furnace]

is the hook the most infuriating early boss blind

or am I just bad

[solar meteor]

generally yeah

[humble gulch]

Yes

[subtle drum]

gross michael 🤮

[compact gazelle]

gros imchel bonana

[serene forge]

that or manacle

[gaunt burrow]

this is a image

[shell furnace]

is that the money one

[humble gulch]

The hooker kills me more, ngl

[solar meteor]

i personally think mamacle is marginally worse

on harder decks

[noble mango]

The fucking wall can't appear at ante 1 right?

[subtle drum]

correct

[compact gazelle]

the hæh

[shell furnace]

no its a 4/8 right

[terse dock]

Me during the aids crisis in the 1980s

[humble gulch]

2

[noble mango]

Imagine it can tho . . .

[compact gazelle]

i think manacles a bit worse to play but hook is more annoying

[gaunt burrow]

bc i stuck on binah suppression so im playing balatro instead

[solar meteor]

only 8 boss blinds can appear a1

[noble mango]

The arbiter?

No pausing sucks

[terse dock]

Wall appears ante 2

[humble gulch]

The wall appearing in ante 2 is funny

[gaunt burrow]

hokma and binah messing with so bad

[subtle drum]

thankyou floating chair ❤️‍🩹

[gaunt burrow]

hokma i done alr

[terse dock]

It's actually at its highest chance of appearing ante 2

[compact gazelle]

the wall appearing ante 2 either guarantees you die on a run that was already beached or it does nothing

[noble mango]

Dont forget the white baby thing or birb

[gaunt burrow]

oh i suppress the apoc bird alr

it pretty easy tbh

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[humble gulch]

The only time when needle is a problem (for me) is ante 3

[noble mango]

They prevent pause but hokma straight up kill people when u try to pause

[gaunt burrow]

we have blood stone emoji but not blue stake

[solar meteor]

tooth/eye a3
plant a4
serpent a5
ox a6

[terse dock]

Ive gotten murked by a lot of ante 6/7 needles

[compact gazelle]

110k needle kills me sometimes

[subtle drum]

https://giphy.com/gifs/baby-67-arnar-L4wjp6O1q3idwlu19D

[gaunt burrow]

the white baby also kill people when you pause right?

[solar meteor]

sure it is

[shell furnace]

I lowkey hate the mouth actually

[noble mango]

Hokma supression are balls

[gaunt burrow]

i cant find it rn

[shell furnace]

nvm new worst boss

[noble mango]

Uh i don't think whitenight did

[serene forge]

I hate Crimson Heart

[gaunt burrow]

crimson heart is jst the player

[compact gazelle]

did it debuff your bloodstone 4 hands in a row

[terse dock]

Did you know that violet vessel has a 60% chance of appearing on plasma deck gold stake

[humble gulch]

I mean

[terse dock]

Before you ask I made it up

[gaunt burrow]

it couldnt be that high

[solar meteor]

souce

[noble mango]

Anyways did you get the train

[compact gazelle]

“just get 2 polychrome buses”
“thanks for the advice my grandma didn’t stand a chance”

[noble mango]

That thing is a micromanagement hell

[compact gazelle]

sauce

[noble mango]

If you also factor in bird
And whitenight

[gaunt burrow]

i did, then mem rep it away

[noble mango]

Lmao

[gaunt burrow]

i have the clock , somebody say it is helpful in binah fight

[humble gulch]

For some reason I'm actually good at not dying to the needle... even tho I generally suck

[noble mango]

But smol birb just
Didn't do anything much
Just silly smacks

[serene forge]

it's true

i programmed balatro

[compact gazelle]

the needles not that hard once you get over always running card sharp

[noble mango]

Backeards clock hm

[compact gazelle]

but sometimes i just don’t find any score increases

[humble gulch]

I barely get card sharp anyways

[terse dock]

This language would kill a 16th century english peasant

[compact gazelle]

me but with hologram and stella

[gaunt burrow]

card sharp wont ever appear when i do pair

[humble gulch]

Yes, cuz they would be dead already

[terse dock]

The year is 17776.

[serene forge]

how is my bloodstone getting debuffed if im not touching it with a 10 foot pole

[gaunt burrow]

they wouldnt understand shit

[terse dock]

The human has lost the ability to die.

[noble mango]

What do yo mean by killing a peasant

[gaunt burrow]

oh shit

[solar meteor]

imagine giving pilgrims in the 17th century a water bottle

[terse dock]

There is one thing left to do:

[compact gazelle]

150000ms ping 😭

[gaunt burrow]

i forgot the name

[terse dock]

Play Football

[subtle drum]

wo'er bo'el

🇬🇧

[gaunt burrow]

ahh the football in the future

or smt

[noble mango]

They will go crazy probably

[humble gulch]

Uhm...

[flat tiger]

first time managed to put the combo to use

[terse dock]

17776

[gaunt burrow]

it is the name???

[serene forge]

i was playing project sekai with my girlfriend shuddup

[terse dock]

yeah

[compact gazelle]

golden joker trying to fit in

[gaunt burrow]

my memory so bad

[noble mango]

What if you give them a cavendish

[humble gulch]

I love golden joker, ngl

[serene forge]

WHY ARE YOU HORSING ME

do you really think i would play a gacha game out of my own free will

[compact gazelle]

i like
never seem to take it :3

[noble mango]

🐴

[gaunt burrow]

50%

[solar meteor]

yes

[noble mango]

Someone supress the Horse

[humble gulch]

Me having three rares on my top most used jokers

[terse dock]

Deploy the can

[compact gazelle]

they’re good ones it’s fine

[terse dock]

🥫

[humble gulch]

Yeah, but like

I get them too often...

It's not funny anymore

[subtle drum]

show me how ur thankful now i showed u the life that u crave

wont hold ya

i told ya

i need ya like now

[noble mango]

Rare joker sometimes didn't help your build rn

[subtle drum]

i need ya to pull up give me face right now

[solar meteor]

ball flicking moment

[noble mango]

Unless early ante or something

[subtle drum]

i pop out in the city

[gaunt burrow]

hanging my chad

[subtle drum]

show face

some way

[humble gulch]

.

[serene forge]

???

[subtle drum]

kid named chad

[gaunt burrow]

bro give x2 mult

[subtle drum]

nuh uh

[serene forge]

i'm not religious but seek god

[humble gulch]

I'm atheist, seek professional help

[flat tiger]

behold straight flush

[gaunt burrow]

i hate verdant leaf , i make one of my joker stickerless

[gaunt burrow]

blue print 67

[humble gulch]

I think Varv would kill me if he sees this run

[flat tiger]

ot you say no to debuff and win anyway, which is like most of the time for me, I just want the blue seal

[ivory reef]

My wee wee is very big

[humble gulch]

I've seen bigger

[subtle drum]

varv loves eternals wym

[humble gulch]

Shoot the moon, scary face, duo and trio

[subtle drum]

oh tru

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[subtle drum]

we fucking know

[gaunt burrow]

8 blood stone = 1 furnace!

8 blood stone = 2 stunt man

[subtle drum]

time to do green deck gold stake

[gaunt burrow]

i jst finished mine this morning

[subtle drum]

oh nice

[gaunt burrow]

it was haunting me for months and year

[flat tiger]

just one more win on erratic I can start gold stake

[quaint fractal]

that was fun

[subtle drum]

how do u do that

[quaint fractal]

if only it gave me a deja vu to clone more red seal kings

[subtle drum]

TwT

[subtle gale]

how ?

[flat tiger]

invis?

[subtle drum]

rtb is so underrated

[solar meteor]

no it isn’t

it’s constantly being praised among gs regulars here

[flat tiger]

it isnt most people love it, I personally just dont like it but I take it everytime I see it ante 1-2

[subtle drum]

yeah but we aren't the normal players we're the sweaty ones

[solar meteor]

misusing the word underrated pt5

[flat tiger]

i just dont like green and bus unlike most people

[subtle drum]

sigh

can't say anything without being patronized

[gaunt burrow]

green is jst a worse bus after all

[flat tiger]

and bus is the worse nova/pants

[pallid galleon]

pairsloppers are the vegans of balatro

[stone shell]

i think rtb is the best common +mult scaler because supernova is strict on hand type and groker extends animations when i do need to discard

[subtle drum]

fr

[solar meteor]

animation upscale

[flat tiger]

still dont like bus but I take it if I see it, it is strong

[gaunt burrow]

hanging chad!

[subtle drum]

photochad my love

[flat tiger]

my banana is gonna supass bus, because my banana is literally indestructable

[rancid glade]

did a seeded run for fun, I havent done one in like a year

[solar meteor]

i personally rate red card slightly higher due to it being build agnostic

more*

[stone shell]

still remember that one gold stake run where i couldnt find an xmult for 7 antes so i had to resort to this

[flat tiger]

i rather have red card/JJ, or a random ante 8 fortune teller

[solar meteor]

what

[subtle drum]

god damn

[gaunt burrow]

correct me if i wrong but doesnt red card only scale maximum 6 mult per round?

[solar meteor]

for 8 bucks and better shop opportunity ev

[gaunt burrow]

flash card is jst the best mult scale joke for me

[flat tiger]

dagger erosion is just better

[compact gazelle]

your what now

[solar meteor]

how much does jj cost to be on equal shop ev and mult footing for red card

on gs average

[junior urchin]

Options -> new run

[gaunt burrow]

6 mult max per round though

[solar meteor]

answer the question

[gaunt burrow]

why people hate obelisk so much

[subtle drum]

cos it's dumb

[flat tiger]

because most of the time you best hand is the most played hand

[junior urchin]

It basically adds a whole nother thing to pay attention to plus it doesn’t scale fast enough to constitute a full reset when you fuck it up

[solar meteor]

new players don’t know better

[gaunt burrow]

i dont know bro😭

[solar meteor]

figures

[flat tiger]

MY BANANA CANT BREAK

[gaunt burrow]

jj gain +2 mult per reroll right

[flat tiger]

JJ is just "if you have money you win"

[obsidian star]

a

[gaunt burrow]

8+8=16$(6 mult)
5+6+7+8+9+10=45$(6 mult)
or smt like that

[knotty zodiac]

balatro is just "if you have money you win"

[gaunt burrow]

alot of joker work like that too

[flat tiger]

if you get 8+8 with red card you stil lget 2 item out of it before you skip

[gaunt burrow]

yes

[flat tiger]

you still need to roll planets with constellation or cards with hologram

[shell furnace]

2x investment tag into blueprint use hex reroll till I find some random joker then get a ghost and then another ghost and then trib and then chad

I posted the seed if you wanna try

[stone shell]

you cant crash 200 mult with a dagger though

[ancient gyro]

so ive heard

[stone shell]

the destruction of the bus at the palm of my hands and a few clicks

[lament condor]

I LOVE PAIRSLOP

[subtle drum]

exactly, it's so impractical

[lament condor]

PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP PAIRSLOP

I LOVE IT

[flat tiger]

it is just rare that you can do obelisk, but when it work it works REALLY well

[lament condor]

GIVE ME GREEN AND SUPERNOVA OR I DIE

[gaunt burrow]

the bull,bootstrap,any uncommon that scale xmult, camp fire, jj,red card, fortune teller , alot of them

[atomic trout]

Pairs are fine?

[subtle drum]

what's jj

[gaunt burrow]

flash joker

[knotty zodiac]

flash card

[flat tiger]

bootstrap need A LOT of money to get some mult, it is way better to just get Xmult

[subtle drum]

how is that "jj" i'm so lost

[stone shell]

i wonder if its possible to do a no loss balatro c+ without playing pairs

[flat tiger]

and camp fire doesnt even need that much money

[gaunt burrow]

it has jj in the art

[flat tiger]

RNG is RNG of cos its possible

[lament condor]

why would i play any other hand when i have pairs

[rancid glade]

I cant even ante 39 using observatory when seeded how do people do this

[lament condor]

pairs is love pairs is life

[subtle drum]

ohhh true

[lament condor]

PAIRS

I LOVE THEM

[subtle drum]

no

ew

[gaunt burrow]

some joker require you to have no money too

[lament condor]

guys

should i ankh here?

[subtle drum]

ofc not lol

[lament condor]

I love how unlucky I am im so unlucky right guys

[flat tiger]

just cheat with gold cards with vagabond 4Head

[ancient gyro]

the impracticality in question

[lament condor]

I love when my obelisk gets big

[subtle drum]

yea terrible joker

[flat tiger]

you know it dont work in most runs

obelisk is niche

[ancient gyro]

u guys really want that free discord nitro huh

[subtle drum]

????

[ancient gyro]

all of these were on black deck gs in black++ profile

[lament condor]

forgot which server im in

[ancient gyro]

I just picked 5 random runs out of like 50 saved up in my camera roll

[flat tiger]

also having double BP with cert hologram means obelisk didnt even matter

[rancid glade]

what are the chances of only getting spectral cards from an arcana pack with the voucher

[ancient gyro]

i gift bad players nitro if they can win a challenge I give out that's related to their ideals

which I did recently

[lament condor]

pairs are so skillful and very skilled to play with

[ancient gyro]

that run was more of a shitpost tbf

[ancient gyro]

you ignored my other ss

[lament condor]

i looooooooooooooove pairs

[serene forge]

bloodstone user talking about impracticality 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[subtle drum]

soo i'm bad because i think obelisk is bad? 😂😂

[flat tiger]

more times then not obelisk dont work because in most runs your most played hands is the best hand

[ancient gyro]

yeah

misunderstood and being bad can be inclusive

[lament condor]

yes thats exactly how it works

[knotty zodiac]

have you tried the obelisk challenges yet?

[lament condor]

"oh i can't use a joker it must mean its bad"

lmaooooo

[subtle drum]

lollll ur funny

[ancient gyro]

yeah just ignore my 6 genuine screenshots ignoring that basis

[flat tiger]

so you only did 6 runs?

[serene forge]

contrary to popular belief obelisk runs are usually kinda brain dead

[ancient gyro]

these welding gloves can't be used on just anybody

[subtle drum]

yep

[lament condor]

only like 10% of obelisk runs actually require a brain

[ancient gyro]

I prob did like 800+ total across 7 profiles

[serene forge]

obelisk only needs a brain if you're like andy and want to limit yourself to 7 hand cap for some reason

[ancient gyro]

still disappointed my 8 hand cap black gs obbylicks run didn't work 💔

oh

[lament condor]

what am i reading

[ancient gyro]

hold on

[lament condor]

😭

[ancient gyro]

whatever I don't wanna scroll in my photos

[lament condor]

My holo purple bpm roblox obby run didn't work

[subtle drum]

yes my opinion is based on personal experience crazy to wrap ur head around ik

[rancid glade]

Obeslisk is objectively bad

[ancient gyro]

I tried to pull a "doc" and did something silly with obbylicks which fell apart on the last hand on black deck

[ancient gyro]

rule 10

[flat tiger]

obelisk is not bad, you just cant do it in most runs, it depends on when it show up and if you can piviot

[lament condor]

once i had obelisk at 7x with brainstorm and blueprint and played a throwaway pair by accident

deleted the game afterwards

[serene forge]

"no doctor i'm not going to go on a diet, from my personal experience i get by just fine living on fried food and hot cheetos"

[ancient gyro]

I didn't crash obbylicks, I just didn't draw two specific cards

[subtle drum]

yea see u get it

[lament condor]

hmmmmmmmmm

[subtle drum]

if it works it works

if it doesn't work i won't play it

[lament condor]

should i do it for funsies

trio run?

wait if im going for 3oak should i just go for 4oak because its easier and scales better

[knotty zodiac]

im addicted to money and triophobic but sure why not

[fringe nebula]

trio can be good on n*bula deck

can be

[ancient gyro]

preferably ttm

[knotty zodiac]

basically make sure to split trash hands between the three low hand types?

[waxen fable]

good luck trying to setup 3oak with an already existing telescope

[flat tiger]

i found myself wanting telescope less and less "oops I guess I did too many throw away high card hands"

[ancient gyro]

2oak*

[ancient gyro]

ccit-oh

[fringe nebula]

inb4 i die to ante 1 big blind

[fringe nebula]

oh wait

[knotty zodiac]

cc look in the pack

[fringe nebula]

that's clever

[ancient gyro]

huh

i mean

yeah

[humble gulch]

Guess what are my most played hands

[subtle drum]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2d-ruin-obelisk-dAp2pQ8wJQsqjXNxk8

[flat tiger]

i wonder how many Xmult would be balance for a "reverse splash" that debuff all your cards

[subtle drum]

obelisk dying

[ancient gyro]

close enough

[fringe nebula]

triple devil my beloved

[flat tiger]

my beloved

[knotty zodiac]

you gonna be rich

[ancient gyro]

give it obbylicks scaling, its essentially the same thing

[flat tiger]

$$$$$$$$$$$

[subtle drum]

obbylicks dying gif

😠

[junior urchin]

Arcana for death and fool on the 9s

[ancient gyro]

😐

[humble gulch]

Okay

UGH

[subtle drum]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2d-ruin-obelisk-dAp2pQ8wJQsqjXNxk8

[flat tiger]

what to do when the cat refuses to work

[humble gulch]

Do I take speculative obelisk or green joker

[subtle drum]

greeeeeen

[ancient gyro]

obbylicks in one round

[subtle drum]

i love green joker

[humble gulch]

Thank you for the advice

[wintry ice]

green joker

+mult is better this early

[ancient gyro]

o

[wintry ice]

though obelisk is still an easy win

[subtle drum]

address me

[humble gulch]

Free win already

I love lucky cards

[lament condor]

i fucking hate 3oak

[wintry ice]

?

[humble gulch]

Uhm

[flat tiger]

theres a reason why pair slop is pair slop

[knotty zodiac]

how many did you get to play

[lament condor]

PAIR SLOOOOOP

I LOVE PAIR SLOP

[wintry ice]

holographic red card...

[pallid galleon]

guess which one im taking

[ancient gyro]

me too

[eager prawn]

canio

[knotty zodiac]

canio coming

[lament condor]

hex on dice

[flat tiger]

well well well

[pallid galleon]

how tf did you guys know it was gonna be canio

anyways i savescummed and took deja vu instead

[lament condor]

guys 3+ mult or 15+ chips and 1+ mult

[flat tiger]

+3 mult

[lament condor]

This is a tuffie

[fringe nebula]

well well well

[gaunt burrow]

you can scale red card every shop

not pair

[knotty zodiac]

you have holo, i take mercury here instead of skip

[lament condor]

rick: yo

[flat tiger]

erratic deck was really nice to me

[ancient gyro]

nubbyla at its finest

[lament condor]

guys i take 3 mult here right

[ancient gyro]

normally consider taking planets for your main scoring hand

[flat tiger]

i usually get around +20 on red card before considering unless its something like hermit

[cosmic sun]

I think you were gonna be looking for a chip source anyway so a mercury is a start

[ancient gyro]

check your 4s 6s and 10s

[cosmic sun]

+Holo Red Card

[knotty zodiac]

fist or money here

[atomic trout]

When it resets

[gaunt burrow]

x3 mult is right there

[rancid glade]

how am I still hardly halfway to naneinf

[wintry ice]

take trio

3x > 2x

imo

[flat tiger]

high straight worked especially when I got 4 fingers soon after

[atomic trout]

Not enough.

[rancid glade]

I mean its seeded but I have 8 eris every round being copied and the ante scores still outpace it

[ancient gyro]

9 high straights

[atomic trout]

How many do you need to Naneif?

[gaunt burrow]

why dont they add more joker that give enchantments like midas

[flat tiger]

game was just really nice to me

[eager prawn]

Which one

[lament condor]

guys

hex brainstorm ankh

[junior urchin]

Yall im lowkey impressed with this concept art i made ChatGPT make for me

[gaunt burrow]

free planet

[wintry ice]

i'd consider supernova

for safety

[atomic trout]

To Do List? ewww

[ancient gyro]

aura skip

[gaunt burrow]

dont know if supernova work well with Ancient

[lament condor]

W pivot

[atomic trout]

The elephant in the room?

[atomic trout]

What did Ancient do again?

Supernova is useful with just High Card

[gaunt burrow]

random suit give x1,5 mult

flush joker

[ancient gyro]

pairs*

[atomic trout]

But with Supernova?

[eager prawn]

I shouldn't take paint brush right?

[flat tiger]

what is ancient joker good for? straights?

[gaunt burrow]

not that good

[ancient gyro]

this chat sucks, gn streaks

[eager prawn]

Nope just for +50 chip

I'm playing hc

[flat tiger]

i dont know how to use ancient

you cant even control the roll liek idol

[eager prawn]

Flush

[gaunt burrow]

jst get more discard

[flat tiger]

you need the right suit?

[gaunt burrow]

or more wild card

[atomic trout]

But... but I love Supernova 😢

[knotty zodiac]

a few lovers help

[eager prawn]

Smeared joker

[flat tiger]

true

[lament condor]

would you rather

1. die and get tortured in hell forever and ever
2. play flushes

[gaunt burrow]

2

[eager prawn]

Play flush

[flat tiger]

bloodstone + ancient + smear, you have 50/50 chance to get mega score and soemtims you get no score

[knotty zodiac]

flushes are more like being stuck on the toilet

[eager prawn]

Like that feeling

[gaunt burrow]

dice

[atomic trout]

High Card suuuuuuuuuucks

[lament condor]

shit

shit shit shit

holy punished

[atomic trout]

What, it's just an ordinary boss fight

[knotty zodiac]

gg next

[atomic trout]

Does Brainstorm work on Bean?

[lament condor]

no

[gaunt burrow]

remember to not but all eggs in one bracket

[atomic trout]

I know it works on Burglar. It becomes so many Hands

[gaunt burrow]

dont blue print work on beans?

[atomic trout]

The Water extreme

[atomic trout]

I say ney

[flat tiger]

no, it work on thief tough

[atomic trout]

If Brainstorm doesn't copy it, neither would Blue

[gaunt burrow]

the crimson heart beans and blue print?

[atomic trout]

The one who Debuffs Jokers?

[vocal rose]

reading

[atomic trout]

It can only disable the active joker, it doesn't block Bean

[gaunt burrow]

you know the glitched where they0 turn on and off beans by blue print and get more handsize ?

no

i jst being dumb

[atomic trout]

I did not know about this. Is it on YT?

[atomic trout]

I"ve only seen the one where you can reach Ante 255

[gaunt burrow]

jst search crimson bean

[versed sable]

blueprint has nothing to do with it

[gaunt burrow]

i know😭

[versed sable]

bp/bs don't copy

[humble gulch]

I think I'm addicted to blue seals

[versed sable]

as you should be

[humble gulch]

Sold obelisk

[atomic trout]

Baseball? That's interesting

Rocket and Robber are Uncommon?

[void lintel]

yeah

[humble gulch]

No, they're commons

[atomic trout]

I remember Rocket being Uncommon

[humble gulch]

Of course it's an uncommon

[atomic trout]

I remember always getting Baseball and Rocket, they fly XD

And with Blueprint and Brainstorm. Yeah I know, they're rare

[edgy junco]

doubting the power of Beisbol is foolish

[atomic trout]

I like the baseball

[edgy junco]

I disappeared for a while to battle inner demons and my job going crazy. Has there been any news about the Big Update™ recently?

[atomic trout]

Nah

[knotty zodiac]

no updates. eta is "whenever it's ready"

[atomic trout]

But we are getting changes though and new Jokers

[rugged warren]

lol

[knotty zodiac]

gg

[edgy junco]

Thanks. Glad to know I haven't missed anything bi-HOLY HELL THAT'S A LOT OF CARDS

[atomic trout]

nan

[edgy junco]

And you only skipped two rounds. Nice.

[atomic trout]

Have you tried to win with just 8 rounds?

[eager prawn]

Man chicot is a hero

[eager prawn]

Ez

[slow iris]

i need a complete port of balatro for 3ds

[eager prawn]

Gold stake

[edgy junco]

Tried? or succeeded?

[atomic trout]

🤢

[atomic trout]

Only 9 rounds

[eager prawn]

I tried

[edgy junco]

Best I can do is GBA

[eager prawn]

Throwback carried

[atomic trout]

I accidenally forgot to skip

[knotty zodiac]

how about gbasp

[gaunt burrow]

i fully believe who say chicot is bad , never played the game

[slow iris]

that works too

i know there already is one but idk how complete it is

[eager prawn]

This was only 8 rounds
My stupid ass bought Hieroglyph

[knotty zodiac]

port?!

[edgy junco]

I want to say my best is 11 rounds

[knotty zodiac]

i was about to say ppl have too much time on their hands as i looked back at my c++

[edgy junco]

Yep, some mad lad made a GBA port of Balatro

[knotty zodiac]

best release for the gba

[edgy junco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--n4VS8ppwI

[icy hollow]

LMAO

If i lose this run i think i should quit balatro forever

[eager prawn]

You should

As a bloodstone hater

[heavy heron]

what do we think

there’s really only 2 things i’m looking at here

[slow iris]

same for ds

[edgy junco]

Hex me bb

[vernal leaf]

Idk what my game is telling me to do?

[heavy heron]

is it the double poly play or the high roll blueprint

BRO WTF LOOLDGJODFJF

[atomic trout]

Noooo

[flat tiger]

acrobat before pants?

[atomic trout]

I had the pairs

[keen night]

I think i saw like 6 photochads so if you think abt it photochad run

[atomic trout]

That bloodstone looks radioactive

[edgy junco]

Your negative stonks are crashing. Which means success.

[flat tiger]

i have yet to get dice and bloodstone together

[atomic trout]

Negative stonks??

[atomic trout]

Negativo free drunkard

[icy hollow]

me when skip

[eager prawn]

A good start?

[royal goblet]

I remember getting to 8.289e11 one time and never managed to top it.

[vale shale]

Set for life start.

[vale shale]

You'll top it someday.

[royal goblet]

This is how my last run went.

[eager prawn]

I'm living in dream

[royal goblet]

For clarification, I got that 8.4 billion score from a Level 8 Flush Five.
The High Cards are just from the DNA spam I was doing;
allowing me to get a ton of Jack of Spades to discard.
This run also used Hit the Road and 3 Holograms.

[vale shale]

Wait why did you take that

[eager prawn]

Cuz it looks kinda cool

[vale shale]

Noooooooooo the optimization!!!

Isn't that like 8 dollar

Or 10

[eager prawn]

You forgot something

[vale shale]

Noooooo you took the negative tagggg

The optimization!!!!

[eager prawn]

Is this worth?

[fringe nebula]

no

[golden rover]

Hi folks- dropping by to ask a question- we play A LOT of Balatro like thousands of hours- we just got a negative Matador and it’s triggering the $8 on the small and big blind (not the boss!!!) is this a known bug? I’ve played matador before usually only works on the boss

[eager prawn]

I'm skipping like insane
Still possible to win right?

[flat tiger]

you almost make me think roffle is here

[eager prawn]

Lol

[fringe nebula]

is it double or nothing challenge

[mighty gust]

Lowkey it was an honour

[golden rover]

We are replaying the challenges for fun- this must be it?

[fringe nebula]

yeah

matador gives you TONS of money on double or nothing challenge

[golden rover]

Okay thanks, it must think it’s the boss since suits are debuffed

[fringe nebula]

there's also swashbuckler on inflation challenge

[eager prawn]

Michael disappeared T.T

[wintry ice]

what am i looking at

[fringe nebula]

round 7 ante 7

lol

[golden rover]

first time replaying challenges so had no idea, I’ll have to check that out thanks!

[civic pond]

First time with hand size of one, what happens if I go to 0?

[fringe nebula]

you lose

[civic pond]

dang

[flat tiger]

wait you guys can get michael to break?

[stark charm]

All debuffed card is considered boss effect?

[fringe nebula]

yep

happened to me

[eager prawn]

Dead end

[flat tiger]

i would freaking love it if my banana actualyl god damn break

[eager prawn]

Just get the Oops

[pallid galleon]

PSA 10

[stark charm]

Not enough money

[knotty zodiac]

a steal compared to umbreon

[pallid galleon]

i made a mistake selling pareidolia for blueprint

shouldve sold oops instead

[flat tiger]

I keep thinking theres not enough uncommons but almost everytime I get baseball I can fit at least 2 uncommon in

[humble gulch]

I hate inflation so much

[fringe nebula]

the thing about inflation is

the price of your jokers also increase

[knotty zodiac]

almost half the cards are uncommon. in fact, there are more uncommons than commons. and they tend to be better than commons

[humble gulch]

I know, but like

[civic pond]

wth am I supposed to do here?

[humble gulch]

Is so unfun

[eager prawn]

Should I take

[knotty zodiac]

save for interest

[eager prawn]

K

[vocal rose]

a2 r1

and a polychrome skip you took

[eager prawn]

This is must take?

[humble gulch]

Not really

[knotty zodiac]

the speedrun is happening

[heavy heron]

well.. moon is dead

[flat tiger]

i still take foil or holo skip on ante 1 small blind

[knotty zodiac]

i think you have enough scoring to not take

[vocal rose]

bruh

[eager prawn]

K thx

[knotty zodiac]

move your todo list to the right to get the mult from sock

[vocal rose]

atleast put your todo list on the very right

[gaunt burrow]

I HATE

4 TIMES IN A ROW

[knotty zodiac]

vv?

[gaunt burrow]

yes

[knotty zodiac]

vvgg

[humble gulch]

Not enough

[gaunt burrow]

whenever im playing eractic deck it always violet vessel

[heavy heron]

nice!

[flat tiger]

wait you get E11 with just trio?

[heavy heron]

nahhh there was glass

and dusk

[heavy heron]

BRO WAIT i got smth funny to show you

[heavy heron]

funny similar build

[flat tiger]

well nevermind

[heavy heron]

cloud 9s just naturally become red seal poly glass at some point…

[patent sail]

painted deck is gonna be the death of me

[humble gulch]

Painted is easy

[patent sail]

that -1 joker slot is genuinely killing me so bad

[flat tiger]

I failed to make more 9s

[humble gulch]

Being able to spam straights it's worth the joker slot

[heavy heron]

but the hand size is tasty isn’t it…. go straights or something!

[humble gulch]

You only need three scoring jokers most of the time

[flat tiger]

painted and plasma took me the longest, unlike most people who stuck on black deck lol

[patent sail]

im not getting any saturns or any jonklers that could do anything with straights 🥀🥀🥀 game i dont need pants for the 20th time

[humble gulch]

Two pairs is better than pairs in painted

[patent sail]

well i mean pants are great but

i still died

[slow iris]

what about none

[patent sail]

because slot was taken by eternal odd todd i took for survival so i had no chips

and i know its a skill issue or whatever

but that deck is gonna be the end of me

at least its orange stake so its almost over!

[tame summit]

100th golden sticker gotten

[humble gulch]

Maybe

[humble gulch]

What about four

[patent sail]

chicot carry

[humble gulch]

Bro's Dead Cells 2

[tame summit]

oh it's only my 97th

im stupid

and I fucked up

[vocal rose]

no hes actually Midra, Lord of Frenzied Flame

[flat tiger]

this is dead cells 2

[humble gulch]

No idea...

[heavy heron]

@patent sail this looks familiar doesn’t it…

[patent sail]

almost there

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

almost

[patent sail]

one ankh away

[heavy heron]

the PTSD is knocking on the door

[knotty zodiac]

the power of riff raff

holy

[flat tiger]

riff raff is top 3 most excited to see ante 1 joekr for me

[patent sail]

am i a gamer

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[patent sail]

money i guess

[flat tiger]

FAMILY!!!!

[humble gulch]

Trio is beter

[patent sail]

sell your family

[flat tiger]

sell your kidney

[knotty zodiac]

fellow bus enjoyer

[patent sail]

and joker in balatro as well maybe

[flat tiger]

bus is my top 3 but I dont enjoy bus

[gaunt burrow]

67

[patent sail]

where the fuck did you see 67 there

[vale shale]

Alright alright. 1 take gold stake run any deck. What deck we thinking bout.

[patent sail]

zodiac

[gaunt burrow]

Square

[vale shale]

Again eh

[patent sail]

i will literally murder you with 60+7 hammers

[patent sail]

why not, its a pretty good one

[humble gulch]

Guess who's carrying me

[patent sail]

bus!

also get that nasty photo out of there

[patent sail]

photo and hanging chad are like two loud kids in class that need to be separated at all times

[patent sail]

much better

[fringe nebula]

not really

photo is that one kid in class who keeps clinging onto hanging chad

[patent sail]

except chad at least actually does something

photo when i ask it to do something outside of photochud:

[patent sail]

i guess that does make more sense yea

[humble gulch]

I'm that kid

[patent sail]

are you photo

[gaunt burrow]

Wonder if anyone pickup photo without a chad

[patent sail]

unless its like holographic in ante 1 buffoon pack im not doing ts

[humble gulch]

I have four rares in my top jokers already

[noble mango]

If i don't get any other joker at ante 1 ig

[drowsy rain]

Did I do this right?

Three copies on the sock or just two

[pallid galleon]

either is the same

[noble mango]

Do you know plasma deck

[pallid galleon]

5x6 vs 6x5

[noble mango]

Really?

[woven hare]

is there a bitching channel

[humble gulch]

That's 5x5 tho...

[noble mango]

4x3

[drowsy rain]

Yeah but I just wanted a ghost deck run, i usually run gold stake anyways so I just wanted to have a little fun

[pallid galleon]

when counting, glass is an idol, and red seal is a sock

[noble mango]

Ic

[humble gulch]

Base card, red seal, sock, sock, sock

[pallid galleon]

so if you didnt have glass, you'd probably put 3 on sock

[humble gulch]

Glass, idol, idol, idol, idol

[pallid galleon]

wait i said it wrong

if you didnt have red seal i mean

[noble mango]

5 idols

4 retrigger hm

[humble gulch]

It's 5x5

It's fine

[pallid galleon]

the card itself is a trigger

you count how many triggers

[humble gulch]

Three

[noble mango]

4 retrigger + main trigger

[humble gulch]

Base card, red seal, sock, sock, sock

[noble mango]

Sk that's 5x5 on their own

[pallid galleon]

ye

somewhere i miscounted

[gaunt burrow]

Gold?

Yellow*

[vale shale]

Flower pot betrayed me or sumn

Does it have to be scored?

It just said "contains"

[pallid galleon]

yuh

[humble gulch]

It's because the cards can be debuffed

[drowsy rain]

o7

[vale shale]

So it actually has to be scored?

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[vale shale]

Wow flower pot sucks no wonder nobody uses it

[drowsy rain]

Ripped like 9 auras and got foiled every time

[fringe nebula]

I'm starting to like flower pot + shortcut more than splashed pot

[humble gulch]

I'm starting to like order a lot

[weary depot]

Nasty

[woven hare]

pot sucks man

[drowsy rain]

I only take pot when I have the supporting joker already

Cus you know it’s x3 mult

take what you can get

[woven hare]

hey why does ectoplasm have to be -2 the second time you use it, i forgot and lost this "beauty" of a set

[weary depot]

Idk what to think of black deck

[woven hare]

worst

[drowsy rain]

Why did you rip two ectos anyways

[woven hare]

hubris

[weary depot]

it’s a horrid deck exactly

[woven hare]

i mean its good to get uh

...invis joker???

with stencil

i guess

[glass kelp]

Nooo. I had an early won run and forgot to use my boss reroll

[stark charm]

Ante 1 nightmare

[woven hare]

guys can anyone lend me a perkeo pretty please

ive popped like a billion souls

not one seen

[fringe nebula]

brainstorm mod

[humble gulch]

I love black deck

[woven hare]

stubborn vanilla bitch

[weary depot]

I’m gonna play greed until i can do something with said money

[woven hare]

no you dont

[humble gulch]

Yeah, I do

[fringe nebula]

some people do

trust me

[woven hare]

black deck stencilmaxxing

i like erratic because it lets me do this BULLshit

the infinity stones

[weary depot]

ripped a wheel of fortune and i got foiled

[woven hare]

yes they do that

[fringe nebula]

foil is good

[weary depot]

I need chips anyway

[fringe nebula]

holographic is worse than foil usually

[weary depot]

Nice to see delgrat actually do something

[woven hare]

early game holo tag is too tempting

[fringe nebula]

ew

[woven hare]

i know

shame me

/srs

[woven hare]

i want to lick this image

also varv look a foil

i gotta rest man

[stark charm]

We need the solo x1

[woven hare]

thats called stencil

[stark charm]

If a hand contains a high card x1🔥

[woven hare]

ohhhh

wait thats just obelisk

[carmine berry]

verdant leaf made me sell the sock 😭

rip gold sticker triboulet

[woven hare]

what were other options tho

were they all eternal 💔💔

[echo sphinx]

bro SOCK???

surely theres better options

[pallid galleon]

holeh moleh

[woven hare]

indeed

[pallid galleon]

something something vin diesel

[flat tiger]

isnt this just 4 of a kind build

[woven hare]

its 5s

[flat tiger]

you dont need erratic for that

[woven hare]

no shit man but erratic gave me like a billion aces so i took advantage of it

its a stupid set with a stupid deck and i love it

i gotta go to sleep

[echo sphinx]

holy 234

[echo sphinx]

i think 4oak still better

[woven hare]

yes hosh hush

[flat tiger]

feels like 4oak is just better for anute 8

enough cards to trigger your stuff while not adding more planets into packs

[echo sphinx]

for me its cuz planet packs have lower chance of Mars due to Planet X added to probability pool

but thats a bit nitty gritty

this joker lineup blows violet vessel regardless

noooooooo i cant take it

my monis :(

or can i

[flat tiger]

why is bro on black stake

bro is gold stake

[rustic haven]

so rich

so so rich

W seed

[flat tiger]

i am annoyed by the cat refusing to work but still got the sticker it didnt deserve

[carmine berry]

yes, eternal rocket and scary face

[rustic haven]

huh.

[carmine berry]

pivot is gambling

depends if you find an idol ig

[rustic haven]

i gambled by rolling from $150 to $2 after getting baron for mime

i mean i could always pivot from photo chad

im able to play enough steel, i look for 6th sense and spectral packs for deja vu

ezpz

i can try later but i doubt it'll get anywhere

white stake so ez

[glossy forge]

This is going to be such a fun Invis

[knotty zodiac]

jimbo: here do whatever you want this game

[deft verge]

Can aces be used as 1s in straights?

[flat tiger]

yes just like poker

you just cant do KA123

[vocal rose]

what

oh

[vocal rose]

they can

but if you want consistency then aces are the ones you probably want to cut first when you deck fix

only two combination that makes up ace straights

[spark kernel]

Holy xmult

[vocal rose]

AKQJ10 and A2345

[spark kernel]

My dumbahh thought these were seeds 😭🙏

[vocal rose]

fire start

????????????????????????

thanks judgement

[jolly relic]

constellation and trash

[vocal rose]

whats trash

snova?

wrong