🕹・game-discussion

[serene forge]

why do you need that though

risky

eternal smeared makes suit bosses very dangerous

the amount of times I've picked up a rental sin joker for survival just to realize I got the exact wrong suit boss in ante 1

[indigo mesa]

THIS IS THE BEST SHOP I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[lost vault]

ive seen better

[serene forge]

are you forcing strushes

[lost vault]

(rebate ante 1)

[serene forge]

neg arrowhead is cool though

[indigo mesa]

“forcing” 💔

i love strushes what can i say

[serene forge]

brother, you have a supernova

[lost vault]

it is though

yoiu dont have to play strushes

thus forcing

[indigo mesa]

played strush six times

[indigo mesa]

thats like saying you dont have to take the negative blueprint from the buffoon pack when there’s a wily joker as your other option

[serene forge]

you also could've played pair about 20 times in the same amount of time

[lost vault]

aerly game scoirng

[harsh relic]

true

[lost vault]

but no thats not really the sane

me

bweh

[indigo mesa]

ik i was exaggerating strushes are just really fun to play and i love them ok

[humble gulch]

Honestly... I'd sell the Blueprint and reroll

[serene forge]

no this is like saying you don't have to pick bloodstone when your other option is polychrome mail in rebate

[indigo mesa]

at most eighteen because strush wins in one and i could only play three pairs with four hands

[indigo mesa]

💔 wtv u say bro

[serene forge]

why only three

I mean

the numbers don't matter

[indigo mesa]

well im not gonna win in exactly four pairs every time

[serene forge]

you can see my point

[indigo mesa]

i can see but i want strushes and youre not gonna take that away from me

[serene forge]

when did the supernova appear

if it appeared ante 1 then that could very well happen

[indigo mesa]

like last shop or before

[serene forge]

ah I see

[indigo mesa]

from judgement actually

[shell dagger]

Mid pivot plasma run (3 streak)

[serene forge]

i mean i don't hate strushes

I'm just saying

[shell dagger]

Would’ve won from square + planet chips alone if crimson heart was kind

[indigo mesa]

bloodstone you said

[lone tendon]

After spending all day trying to get a good run in gold stake black deck and wanting to die, I finally get some good rng

[serene forge]

I've had some abandoned/checkered strush runs

[serene forge]

I was joking

[indigo mesa]

as was i

[light brook]

bloodstone is just the best!

[latent meadow]

Lucky cat at 17.5x. Do I take bloodstone here?

[indigo mesa]

bloodstones WILL fuck you over

[lone tendon]

bloodstones in the chat here seem to be wanting to play

[light brook]

always take bloodstone! i sure do love bloodstone

[serene forge]

@light brook nice name

[light brook]

okay i’m done with this bit sorry fork

[serene forge]

though does knight identify as straight

[serene forge]

aw

[light brook]

it’s probably a headcanon thing

it’s been a while since i played

[light brook]

my bad i don’t wanna pretend to like bloodstone or else ill be sick

[indigo mesa]

dont even need smeared or four fingers

[indigo mesa]

(i completely forgot about four fingers btw 😭)

i just realized i discarded the 7 of clubs istg if i die

[lone tendon]

sigh

[indigo mesa]

thank god

[latent meadow]

💔

[indigo mesa]

nice

[indigo mesa]

early eternal grimbo says NO to drugs 6s

[spark kernel]

Seance aint a good joker

[indigo mesa]

gave me about eight spectral cards in the time that i had it so i think its ok

[lost vault]

67

[lost vault]

and what good did those spectrals do ou

[spark kernel]

Sixth sense better

[lost vault]

generally yes

but in this run no

[indigo mesa]

immolate gave me money and deckfixing
trance gave me planet levels
talisman gave me money
aura gave me (some) scoring
uhh thats about it lol

[lost vault]

op

[lost vault]

sixth seven

[indigo mesa]

i ❤️ straight flushes (LEVEL THREE NEPTUNE BTW)

[spark kernel]

WHAT

[chrome juniper]

I’m going for my first naneinf and I still haven’t found an ecto. Have bp/bs/bs/dna/mime/baron at ante 19.

I can’t get rid of DNA right? So it’s like a must find ecto? I’m sitting on about $2200

[indigo mesa]

like genuinely what is this planet luck two planets are in the shop rn

[indigo mesa]

are u on plasma

[chrome juniper]

Yes

[indigo mesa]

whats ur deck like

[chrome juniper]

Mix of gold/steel red seal kings. Transitioning to printing steel now

Got both hand size vouchers just need that joker slot to get my final copy joker.

[indigo mesa]

i assume you can make a whole hand of steel and your hc level is around 30 right?

[chrome juniper]

I’m more wondering if I can sell the dna to roll a showman and find the copy joker or is dna absolutely necessary?

HC is 77 and yeah I could probably get a full hand of steel. About 50/50 right now on the gold/steel ratio.

[indigo mesa]

copy joker is better

but i think ante 21 you die without DNA or copy joker

[gentle lintel]

That was a great run

[indigo mesa]

SEVENTY-SEVEN??? damn

[chrome juniper]

High card level right?

[indigo mesa]

yea lmao ig you found a burnt or something i never get that high of a hc level 😭

[chrome juniper]

This run started strong early with blue seals and easy scoring so I could get a ton of planets

[indigo mesa]

makes sense

but yea you prefer a copy joker rn to DNA

[spark kernel]

THE MANACLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[chrome juniper]

Alright I’m going to keep working at this. Thanks for the advice @indigo mesa

[indigo mesa]

yea lol yw even tho i hardly gave any

[spark kernel]

I have one complaint about mobile balatro

[dreamy creek]

🗣️

[indigo mesa]

too easy to sell jokers?

[spark kernel]

When i want to play a harder stake it dosent stay on it automatically instead it pushes itself down instead of staying on the stake i want to beat this happens when i lose on that higher stake

[indigo mesa]

oh does that not happen on pc? its an extremely minor inconvenience, my problem with it is that half the time it just doesnt save my wins (like balatro doesnt think ive beaten black deck gold stake or gotten any of the three stickers i shouldve gotten from it on useless jokers like scholar)

[modest snow]

its easy to sell jokers on mobile?

ive never accidentally sold a joker

[indigo mesa]

just if youre moving fast and try to move xmult to the right, u can accidentally sell it

[modest snow]

skill issue

[indigo mesa]

skull issue 💀

[modest snow]

could be that too

brain in skull

skull issue

[river latch]

My First Balatro Win! 🙂

[indigo mesa]

gg

[river latch]

Thanks!

[modest snow]

two pairs are goated

[river latch]

Yeah

[modest snow]

also 0 times rerolled wtf

[indigo mesa]

fuck it in taking banana (even tho if i lose it that almost halves my score LMAO)

[indigo mesa]

goodbye banana?

[modest snow]

why would you get rid of naner for shortcut

[random lark]

hand size prolly better?

but you just said no nanner halves your score

[indigo mesa]

yes but counterpoint shortcut is so funny

[modest snow]

ok but you just lose

actually maybe not, i didnt see you had four fingers

straight flush build would go crazy

[indigo mesa]

fuck the arm

[empty mauve]

Ante 11 with two jokers (and level 27 full house)

[indigo mesa]

straight flush played 16 times

literally the first neptune ive seen in a celestial pack and ive taken nearly every one

NO WHY DID I TAKE SHORTCUT 😭

[indigo mesa]

i think seeing double is better than acrobat here cus i get to play more than one hand, correct?

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[modest snow]

just off a gut instinct id say the acrobat is better

[indigo mesa]

well heres my logic, say my base hand is about 20000 (it is but im about to take 7 mega celestial packs which will make it much higher)
holographic from acrobat helps, and then x3 once is about 75000
but with seeing double i get to play at least three straight flushes
20000x2=40000
40000x3=120000

[modest snow]

40k maybe 2-3 times or 90k once

id take the 90k imo

[indigo mesa]

anaglyph deck finally came in handy

[indigo mesa]

why tho 120k > 90k 😭

[modest snow]

yeah but youre not guaranteed to get 120k

only if youre able to trigger seseing double everytime

[indigo mesa]

i am tho

[modest snow]

then take it

also might run into the needle

[indigo mesa]

impossible im on ante 7

[modest snow]

or something that debuffs clubs

[indigo mesa]

this is better than seeing double 💀

[modest snow]

lol

[indigo mesa]

unfortunate…

well i am unfortunately out of money so maybe i shouldve kept seeing double

bruh i have to play the glass again

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

maybe shouldn't have used tribe

[indigo mesa]

true but it was very helpful when i took it

i suck at the game

[indigo mesa]

genuinely mystifying that i managed to lose this, i did really stupid discards i think and didnt find a straight flush

[pallid galleon]

💀

[ivory reef]

win on green stake
doesn’t unlock next stake

Fuck you

[humble gulch]

+100 free chips?, yes, thank you

[serene forge]

sad

[chrome juniper]

So close! 😢 found all my pieces too late. Got an ecto, couldn’t find a showman, but found invis. Did my math wrong and thought I’d be safe (got hand size wrong by 1 in my math - from the ecto). But it was a fun run and my closest attempt yet. I want my first one ever to be unseeded too.

Here’s the seed if anyone is interested in giving naneinf a shot on it.

78J1M84E

[humble gulch]

Well...

[crimson carbon]

fire

[unborn cliff]

wow! a blueprint!

[pallid galleon]

grrr matador doesnt work with the hook

[knotty zodiac]

reached 50% C++ on a random runs profile. uranus getting a lot of love

[pallid galleon]

lmfaoooo

[humble gulch]

We wee, oui

[toxic cairn]

Before buying goatstone take a shoot with judgement

Cause funny

[pallid galleon]

sorry, no goatstone today

but the game was really suggesting it

[toxic cairn]

Aw 💔

[pallid galleon]

W reserved and hallucination value tho

[brittle umbra]

if I use Death does it count as a "destroyed" card or just transformed ?

[knotty zodiac]

no destruction

sadly

[brittle umbra]

chat what do I do its my luckiest run so far and im just at round 2

sell canio and ecto on stencil ?

[gaunt burrow]

Anhk on canio

[pallid galleon]

i mean ankh on stencil is x25

x36 i mean

didnt see black deck

[brittle umbra]

idk man, deleting face cards isnt really part of my plan tbh

[knotty zodiac]

its white stake tho. i think stencil will hold the fort

[robust lance]

ALL IN ON STENCIL 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[gaunt burrow]

Then stencil

[pallid galleon]

x36 just gotta be free at this point

[brittle umbra]

bye bye canio

[fiery nymph]

wrong

[gentle lintel]

Got a sticker on Canio yet?

[brittle umbra]

i literally just unlocked him previous shop lmao

[fiery nymph]

he was my last legendary

[pallid galleon]

its white stake

[gentle lintel]

Oh. You probably don't have one on stencil either then. Stencil!

[pallid galleon]

i dont think you need a sticker for white stake

[gentle lintel]

I'm trying to figure out if they're doing something funky on white, or trying to beat white

[knotty zodiac]

gotta practice that score edging

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[short bramble]

gang, I’m relatively new, highest stake is blue on checkered, uhh here’s my ranking of all the jokers and boss blinds. Let me know your guys’ thoughts

[toxic cairn]

I'll find you

[toxic cairn]

Bloodstone on S

[pallid galleon]

find me

[toxic cairn]

Approved

[toxic cairn]

Why would I find you

[gentle lintel]

This is bait

[short bramble]

thank you

[pallid galleon]

🙁

[warped moth]

Omg radical rat mewgenics :O I killed you so many times I'm a big fan!!!

[short bramble]

it’s not bro, what’s wrong with it

[toxic cairn]

I said "I'll find you" because of this

[gaunt burrow]

Baseball card is not worse than walkie talkie

[short bramble]

I really hate baseball

[fiery nymph]

this stinks

[toxic cairn]

@dark lava I hope you will on your next time, a cow, on a trash farm

[toxic cairn]

BASEBALL HATE???

[short bramble]

please tell me why I want to know, genuine curiousity, I wanna get better

[toxic cairn]

unapproved

[short bramble]

yes bro 😓

[fiery nymph]

there are way too many wrong things

[warped moth]

Yorick S, tier list valid 🫡

[spark kernel]

I beat abandoned gold stake

[fiery nymph]

why is bootstraps at S and obelisk at the bottom sob

😭

[short bramble]

he’s goated

[short bramble]

I dislike obelisk

[short bramble]

sorry :(

[gentle lintel]

So much. Like, too many things to even start. Here's a couple:

Burnt Joker is insane, no way it's C tier.
Raised fist is an excellent early game joker.
Boot is trash.
Photograph and Chad C tier when it's the engine of the most common winning build...

[dark lava]

no one likes bootstraps obelisk

[toxic cairn]

chad on c?

[toxic cairn]

Gng are we being fr

[short bramble]

it’s just one by one not with synergy 😓

[warped moth]

I mean photo by itself is meh most of the time
Chad on the other hand...

[short bramble]

okay thank you for the tips

[fiery nymph]

photo is like the worst xmult

on its own

[toxic cairn]

Why did i say photochad

[warped moth]

Yeah

[toxic cairn]

I meant Chad on its own

[spark kernel]

I underrated obelisk i think obelisk is good

[toxic cairn]

My brain is so rotten dude someone help me 💔

[fiery nymph]

congrats ur smarter than the majority

obelisk is an insanely powerful xmult

[warped moth]

I'd keep photo on C out of respect for photochad and the fact that it's common xmult

Chad A+ though,

[short bramble]

I like it, minus that if two things are at like 20 plays each, it’ll reset. I think it should be if one is more than the other, otherwise it’s good

[short bramble]

yes okay ty

[gaunt burrow]

Delayed is not that bad bro

[gentle lintel]

Obeslisk is good, just trickier to pivot into than most xmults

[spark kernel]

Getting a common playing hand at like 15-20 makes obelisk really shine

[fiery nymph]

you just dont know anything about pivots

do you just play hands and oops obelisk resets???

[gaunt burrow]

It is so good on checkered deck

[knotty zodiac]

in general you undervalue xmult and econ

move down: bootstraps, triboulet, showman, baron, fib, tribe, hiker, invis, loyalty card, throwback, idol, trio

move up: vagabond, luchador, stuntman, chad, lucky, blackboard, baseball, midas, burglar, burnt, flower pot, mystic, mailin, fortunte teller, bones, chaos, seeing double, hack, madness, blue, campfire, bean, todolist, seltzer, ice cream, castle, flash card, hallu

[short bramble]

👀

[fiery nymph]

its bad blue stake and up

[gaunt burrow]

Still good money early in checkered

[short bramble]

okay thank you

[fiery nymph]

no its a worse golden joker

its a bad econ blue stake+

[gentle lintel]

It's good that you're trying to figure out what's good and what's not. You'll get there. Everyone has different play styles that work for them, and as you play more your play style changes and so do the things you value.

[warped moth]

Y'all, this person said they're relatively new 😅 no need to slander and stuff, is this how we want to introduce new people to higher-level balatro?

[toxic cairn]

Triboulet is absolutely fine where it is

[fiery nymph]

its like a desperate measures econ

[warped moth]

Yes!!!!

[gaunt burrow]

But not D tier

[short bramble]

thank you very much moode

[short bramble]

MOOSE

[serene forge]

smartest bloodstone and throwback user

[short bramble]

thank you, I play on checkered deck 😓

[warped moth]

Nvm mistyped name, throw this person to The Pit 😔

[short bramble]

I FIXED IT

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

[knotty zodiac]

imo you should give all the ones in "move up" a try, but i would esp call out vagabond, mailin, midas, campfire, blackboard. those will improve your runs a lot

[warped moth]

It's too late now, The Pit has opened

[gentle lintel]

Oh was this rating only for checkered?

[knotty zodiac]

vagabond: 4 tarots per round
mailin: $10 per round
midas: hold for 2-3 rounds, get 10 gold cards
campfire: buy and sell consumables, easy money->xmult
blackboard: play 3 trash cards, get 3xmult

[warped moth]

You should try out more decks I think :3

[short bramble]

not specifically, but I mostly play checkered, I’m a green stake on anaglyph, and red on most. I’m blue on checkered

[short bramble]

yeah I’m just still bad haha

[warped moth]

You'll get there 😌

[humble gulch]

💔

[warped moth]

I would like to acknowledge that you placed Chicot on A which is certainly much better than what Chicot is usually perceived as by relatively new players

[fiery nymph]

❤️‍🩹

[humble gulch]

Swiss

[serene forge]

boots too high, trib too high, bloodstone too high, dna too high, abstract too high, tribe too high, smeared too high, hiker too high, invis too high, steel too high, baron too high, troub too high, sock too high, dusk too high, splash too high, fingers too high, parei too high, smiley too high,

[fiery nymph]

HI

[short bramble]

yeah, why would I think he sucks? he makes it so bosses just don’t??

[fiery nymph]

hes better than trib

[fiery nymph]

hes there in the red circle

[short bramble]

ok ty

[short bramble]

really?

[fiery nymph]

white stake player clearly

reddit tomfoolery

reddit tierlist

[knotty zodiac]

chicot misses a lot so it seems like its doing nothing for a lot of rounds to some ppl

[fiery nymph]

yes

[short bramble]

cool

[gentle lintel]

No worries man. Just remember, Bootstraps is a late game joker for once your econ is fully pumping. If you take it too early it'll hurt more than help cause you won't use your money.

[humble gulch]

Chicot makes everything easier

You just need three scoring jokers anyways

[fiery nymph]

only downside from chicot is that it makes ur game a lil more boring ngl

[short bramble]

okay thank you guys very much, I’ll improve with your guys’ tips!!!

[toxic cairn]

I disagree with your takes fully

[warped moth]

People love to ride on the Chicot hate train because he has little potential power compared to other legendaries (common argument is that he's the weakest legendary), but chicot shines on how consistent and useful his ability is, especially on gold stakes where removing the effects of boss blinds is run saving

[merry sparrow]

wow this list has so much WRONG WITH IT

[short bramble]

ping.

you larp Balatro shut up

[gentle lintel]

Relax, they're new

[serene forge]

swash too high, steven too high, loyalty too high, showman too high, misprint too high, throwback too high, superpos too high, walkie talkie too high, stuntman too low, idol too high, chad too low, trio too low, duo too low, cat too low, blackboard too low, bbc too low, midas too low, burger too low, burned too low, riff too low, summit too low, rebate too low, bones too low, chaos too low, see2 too low, 6th sense too low, red card too low, madness too low, golden too low, faceless too low, blue joker too low, fire too low, bean too low, vaga too low, to do list too low, hrt too low, castle too low, hallu too low, obelisk too low, fist too low, banner too low, c9 too low, 8ball too low

[knotty zodiac]

glhf

[short bramble]

ping is my friend. He joined just to flame me

[gaunt burrow]

I wonder why no one talk about cloud 9

[serene forge]

nah

it could be worse

[warped moth]

My goat 🙏

[merry sparrow]

no i hate this guy btw

[fiery nymph]

bootsraps is in s tier help

[short bramble]

ping

[serene forge]

you're not wrong

[gentle lintel]

Lost in the shuffle.

[knotty zodiac]

its like golden with potential

[short bramble]

yeah he’s saved me a few times

[fiery nymph]

bootstraps might just be the worst mult scaler

😭

[short bramble]

it’s been one of my favourites since I started, and I got it with a crazy £300 run 👀

[knotty zodiac]

i treat it like a flat mult most of the time... it's not awful if you think about it that way

[warped moth]

Rule of thumb says that people who love Showman will hate Cloud Nine

[short bramble]

I’m sorry I’ll glaze it a bit

[gaunt burrow]

Who is fire

[short bramble]

I js don’t get it? it’s just golden but sometimes worse

[fiery nymph]

use flash card with that econ and you get so much more value and mult

[merry sparrow]

boi thats the change i find in my couch

[toxic cairn]

How do you even benefit from cloud nine

[serene forge]

perhaps

[fiery nymph]

you can make more nines

[serene forge]

campfire

[short bramble]

you don’t even know what’s going on 😭

[serene forge]

add 9s to the deck obviously

[knotty zodiac]

lets watch ping play balatro

[merry sparrow]

dude i do

[merry sparrow]

i dont own the game im currently larping

[fiery nymph]

also. bootstraps gets a lot of mult exactly when you dont need base mult

[short bramble]

he’s larpinv

[gaunt burrow]

Worse constellation in scaling but potential

[knotty zodiac]

phone a friend

[short bramble]

his friend is me

[gaunt burrow]

Ah , yeah too low

[short bramble]

he joined cuz I said I was getting flamed

[merry sparrow]

@short bramble tell me how to play balatro rq pro tips only

[short bramble]

and he wanted to see

[short bramble]

what

[warped moth]

4oak nines run

Unironically would try that if I found Cloud Nine early in a run, sounds funny

[knotty zodiac]

tbh i dont know what to make of this comparison xD

[short bramble]

I’ll show you it tommorow I guess????

[humble gulch]

With 35 dollars per round

[gaunt burrow]

You easier to get planet card

[knotty zodiac]

yalls reacts are wrong. ping isn't even white stake. they're no stake

[gaunt burrow]

But maximum at 12 or smt

[merry sparrow]

no i ultra stake

[short bramble]

name the highest stake

[random lark]

brown stake

[merry sparrow]

me stake

[short bramble]

pear stake

[merry sparrow]

i replied to the wrong thing bro

[knotty zodiac]

challenger stake obv

[gaunt burrow]

Pair

[warped moth]

The fabled Transparent Stake...

[merry sparrow]

🥹

[short bramble]

@merry sparrow what is the highest stake

[merry sparrow]

lemme ask balatro chat gpt

[fiery nymph]

jerald stake

♻️

[warped moth]

Jotaro's mom, Holy Kujo

[humble gulch]

Flush stake, that thing is so hard

[short bramble]

he’s just DMd asking for the answer

[merry sparrow]

gold stake

[knotty zodiac]

i hate plasma stake

[merry sparrow]

easy bro

[fiery nymph]

wow how did you get that! ur a genius

[warped moth]

Idk chat I'm convinced

[merry sparrow]

ikr

[fiery nymph]

smarter than @short bramble

[short bramble]

WHAT

dude I’m new

[merry sparrow]

YES

I AM

[short bramble]

he’s larp

[knotty zodiac]

ok now tier list

[short bramble]

NO

HES STUPID

[fiery nymph]

he put bootstraps in S tier lol what a loser

[short bramble]

yeah you teir list

[merry sparrow]

so the guy from batman is s tier

[short bramble]

I’m sorry I like silly cowboy boot 😓

[merry sparrow]

and they are all jsut clones

so

[warped moth]

Hello new, I'm Fytos!

[short bramble]

what

[short bramble]

[wary zodiac]

what do we think about ride the bus paradoleia synergy

[merry sparrow]

yea bro joker is from batman

there cant be multiple jokers

[knotty zodiac]

some ppl just wanna watch the channel burn 🔥

[warped moth]

I guess I really am a Fool

[short bramble]

🫩

[amber sorrel]

🤑

[wary zodiac]

holy hell

[short bramble]

bro…

[merry sparrow]

yeah bro ace sent a horrible tier list smhh

[short bramble]

PING

SHUP

[gaunt burrow]

Isn't paradoleia a medical condition?

[merry sparrow]

shup

[amber sorrel]

new response just dropped

[knotty zodiac]

bootstraps s confirmed

[warped moth]

Sucks, Blasphemy Vault is better

[humble gulch]

It is a survival mechanism

[wary zodiac]

actual zombie

[short bramble]

proof of larp

[amber sorrel]

call the excorcist

[merry sparrow]

i got the stake right without ur help

[short bramble]

YOU GOOGLED IT

[merry sparrow]

u didnt know so u didnt answer

larp larp sahur

[wary zodiac]

bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

[short bramble]

chud

[merry sparrow]

foid

[warped moth]

It is the human behaviour and instinct of recognising the pattern of a face where there is no such thing

[short bramble]

look I’m scared that the believe you and are flaming me

They hated me, then liked me, then when you joined they hate me again

[warped moth]

Hence why everything becomes a face card

[merry sparrow]

boiii ace u look like this guy

[short bramble]

no not the egg

[amber sorrel]

i dont think it goes further, but how many bishops can you fit up your ass?

[short bramble]

you look like mr.boner

bones

[warped moth]

One of my favourite jokers in theme, very smart ability design :D

[short bramble]

mr.bones

[humble gulch]

We're attracted to other humans since we're a sociable animal and we usually go in large groups to survive

[short bramble]

yeah it’s cool

[wary zodiac]

okay, i do NOT know this variation

[knotty zodiac]

lmao

[merry sparrow]

😭

[amber sorrel]

new variation just dropped

was a valid question though

ive got 17 right now

[warped moth]

Heh, tell that to league players Ok I'll shut up lol

[gaunt burrow]

So a medical condition?

[amber sorrel]

no

[humble gulch]

No

[warped moth]

It's human instinct

Probably more animals too

[gaunt burrow]

Kay

[gaunt burrow]

wonder if other animal do that too

[wary zodiac]

i got 20

[warped moth]

It's a part of our ability to recognise patterns

[amber sorrel]

wow

congrats

[merry sparrow]

im gonna dip out the server to continue my pro runs btw @short bramble is larp larp sahur slander him at all costs

[short bramble]

he’s a larp don’t listen to him

bye ping

[merry sparrow]

bye bye

[knotty zodiac]

noo the tier list

[gaunt burrow]

Wild Ace

[warped moth]

Lemme check actually, I'd bet on yes

[amber sorrel]

for all the fellow nerds ftc t25 is live

[fiery nymph]

bootstraps S tier

[brittle umbra]

what are the odds of having spectral pack in my shop ?

[knotty zodiac]

it is known

[gaunt burrow]

Where did Ace placed Glass jokef

[short bramble]

👀

[short bramble]

I think A or B

I’m too scared to answer

[minor portal]

either zero or one hundred percent.

[knotty zodiac]

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Booster_Packs#Booster_Pack_Rates

[gaunt burrow]

Lucky , I don't even get to the joker yet

[short bramble]

oh

[gaunt burrow]

Stone joker too

[short bramble]

my takes suck btw, they didn’t to me when I wrote it, but these guys say it’s bad, so I trust them

[terse dock]

50/50

[ancient gyro]

1/artificial number

[gaunt burrow]

I used to think scholar is the best common joker , so just play more

[short bramble]

me too lol

[terse dock]

fibonacci is the best joker in the game

[gaunt burrow]

So? I think that only animal with pattern recognition can do that

[short bramble]

Lowk it’s good

[ancient gyro]

lilopilled

[shell dagger]

I prefer cauchy

[gaunt burrow]

Astronomer A tier is solid though

[ancient gyro]

huh

let's not get too comfortable

[fiery nymph]

astronomer is alright

[warped moth]

https://www.iflscience.com/small-birds-are-scared-fake-owl-eyes-butterfly-wings-27809
Reddit person says yes! Though I'd argue that the difference in eyesight between species may have an important role here

[fiery nymph]

B tier

[humble gulch]

I love astronomer

Because yes

[gaunt burrow]

Damn

[fiery nymph]

it

[knotty zodiac]

astronomer is kinda winmore

[warped moth]

I am an Astronomer glazer and will always place it on A

[fiery nymph]

its straightslop

[gaunt burrow]

Free planet

[warped moth]

Insane ability

[ancient gyro]

astronomer is cool and fun but you're not realistically going to be treated with cake in the end if it appears in any condition

[fiery nymph]

its also like +1 profit

[shell dagger]

No business being $8

[warped moth]

The only two drawbacks of Astronomer are the cost and the joker slot

[ancient gyro]

and no immediate value

guaranteed*

[fiery nymph]

i mean, depending on the shop

yeah

[terse dock]

No mf thats mepilled

[warped moth]

But $8 is covered in 2 celestial packs! And any interest lost is covered by buying and selling two useless planets

[fiery nymph]

i also use it quite a bit like a free reroll joker

[stark charm]

most joker drawback are cost and joker slot...

[gaunt burrow]

Or one big pack

[fiery nymph]

i get the rental a lot for shops

buy it, reroll get planets, sell

[humble gulch]

Don't tell Dazzle but I actually find Idol fun to use

[knotty zodiac]

it's the opportunity cost of not having regular econ in that slot mostly. cash is king

[fiery nymph]

its very fun just the hardest thing to get online

😭

[warped moth]

Astronomer is $8, that's quite a lot for an uncommon. And it doesn't help in immediate scoring sooo the joker slot being taken does matter more than usual

[fiery nymph]

8ball gets idol online tbh

[humble gulch]

Go Idol checkered chad

[fiery nymph]

never checkered deck

bleh

yuck

[green apex]

astronomer+campfire

[fiery nymph]

fl*shes

🤮🤮🤮🤮

[knotty zodiac]

+rerollglut

[green apex]

had to censor it 😭

[warped moth]

Arrowhead flushes are so good though...

[humble gulch]

Why are we censoring fl*shes ❤️‍🩹

[knotty zodiac]

fl*shes are obscene

[fiery nymph]

because gross

[gaunt burrow]

Ancient joker and flush

[green apex]

but we could argue that both discount vouchers work and then astronomer becomes eh

[fiery nymph]

flshes

[ancient gyro]

arrowhead pairs >

[humble gulch]

Only reason to play flushes

[gaunt burrow]

We all love ancient joker

[knotty zodiac]

mm ya astronomer is kinda mid

[fiery nymph]

ancient joker is the only thing making me play flshes

but i stickered it so i dont use it anyways

[wary zodiac]

pa*rs

[fiery nymph]

arrowhead is just like a better scary face

[knotty zodiac]

arrowhead flushes have saved a few of my runs

[fiery nymph]

and i already use scary face for pairs

[warped moth]

I got C++ with that!!!! :D :D :D Funny how one of my favourite jokers was the last one to C++

[humble gulch]

First stage: denial

[wary zodiac]

pairs are amazing but they're cringe

[green apex]

i think aj was my first goldsticker

[fiery nymph]

they get boring

after

a bajillion rounds with pairs

[humble gulch]

Make them interesting

[warped moth]

Yea I try to avoid pairs when I can, kinda gets lame sometimes -.-

[wary zodiac]

go play flush fives like civilized person

[knotty zodiac]

i avoid pairs even when i cant. rip

[warped moth]

Though square pair is always silly

[wary zodiac]

round one too

no excuses

[ancient gyro]

almost makes you want to make an entire profile dedicated to that philosophy

[warped moth]

Ah yes, the Erratic special

[wary zodiac]

nono

[humble gulch]

I hate Err*tic

[wary zodiac]

any deck

better get lucky with those arcana skips

[knotty zodiac]

its too bad there's no way to audit that you didnt use blue seal in a run without a mod or recording the whole run. bluesealless++ seems kinda interesting

[humble gulch]

I'd rather die

[ancient gyro]

not really

[knotty zodiac]

we dont want you to die. except varv

[humble gulch]

What did Varv do...

I'm addicted to blue seals too

[knotty zodiac]

https://discordapp.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1156721486288126023/1493080511034163341

[warm vessel]

dont know where else to put this but its funny as hell

[brittle umbra]

omfg i swear I cant anymore, i'll send you guys my seed but it's probably like the 10th spectral pack I get this run

[humble gulch]

Bruh

My "rivalry" is not that deep

[knotty zodiac]

its meant in jest

[brittle umbra]

I missclicked and sold Triboulet

[knotty zodiac]

gg

[humble gulch]

I know, but anyways

[humble gulch]

Good, I hate that guy

[brittle umbra]

oh thank god, I alt f4 instantly and got it back

[knotty zodiac]

i feel like misclicks are legitimate savescum

the game didnt do what you wanted it to do

so its fine

[brittle umbra]

do I get something if I discard a flush five ?

[wary zodiac]

thats my justification as well

[knotty zodiac]

not that i know of. besides respect from this server

[wary zodiac]

thats obviously not what i was trying to do

[ancient gyro]

a new loading screen

[leaden kernel]

Is there a public record book gor the game?

[wary zodiac]

i am limited by the confines of my mortal flesh

(fat fingers)

[iron vigil]

i really like your joker rooster

[wary zodiac]

rooster? where

[iron vigil]

[brittle umbra]

yeah I have a few of them

[knotty zodiac]

also- playing slowly just to avoid misclick is kinda boring tbh

[barren wigeon]

man i so wanna type in ceremonial dagger

[wary zodiac]

do whatever makes the game more fun for you

[barren wigeon]

like id get banned instantly

but like

what if I didnt...

[knotty zodiac]

will the intrusive thoughts win?

[barren wigeon]

they won't

but im very tempted.

[knotty zodiac]

if you do, leave some last words here

(before they get wiped instantly bc i think thats what dagger does lol)

[ancient gyro]

@ mods mute him indefinitely just to keep him safe

[gaunt burrow]

should i take the family

[ancient gyro]

context hat

[gaunt burrow]

gold stake

[knotty zodiac]

ser you cropped all the context out

⬅️

[pallid galleon]

answer is nah no way

[gaunt burrow]

rocket is at 7$

[pallid galleon]

just depends on ur deck

[gaunt burrow]

im lacking some xmult rn, the family could help

[knotty zodiac]

todolist can go but can you play 4oak consistently?

[gaunt burrow]

green

[gaunt burrow]

maybe

[ancient gyro]

😐

[knotty zodiac]

i lean no unless youre dead without it

[pallid galleon]

maybe you can take it

[knotty zodiac]

i think your money will find a better xmult

[ancient gyro]

ik they have no use for it, i just wanna hear their reasoning

[knotty zodiac]

socrates in the house

[stark charm]

i keep losing ante 1 this aint even funny anymore

[rancid glade]

seeded run seeded run seeded run
what should I replace here for bp

[hollow atlas]

Showman

[rancid glade]

yeah fair

havent ectoed yet im just on black deck

[gaunt burrow]

should i take dna

11 sixes rn

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[tame summit]

yeahhh for some reason my last gold stake run didn't get saved?

[gaunt burrow]

i could play 4ok constantly now , should i take cardsharp?

[terse dock]

What do i do here?

[robust lance]

explode

[gaunt burrow]

green deck done

this shit was like hell

7 deck done

8 to go

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[rugged warren]

hjidgjgfjdkhfdk

antimatter into judgement into brainstorm

WTF

[spark kernel]

CRIMSON HEART YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[gaunt burrow]

burn joker on checkered is so good

[spark kernel]

The crimson heart decided to debuff my tribe on my last hand

[gaunt burrow]

damn bro

[ancient gyro]

it's fine

not much better than other decks

[gaunt burrow]

it is better bc i like flush

[final garden]

level 80 flush run lmao

[ancient gyro]

objectivity ≠ subjectivity

[serene forge]

c++ black deck apologist

[final garden]

yea nah

i can easily name a good reason for ghost and plasms

free polychrome and good cash

ante 1 on plasma is free as fuck

[gaunt burrow]

mostly bc it still very good on other deck

[ancient gyro]

mostly because flush scaling is the same as pair

[serene forge]

all decks

[gaunt burrow]

wait really

[serene forge]

burn joker is good

[spark kernel]

Invisible joker didnt clone the hologram instead it cloned a misprint

[serene forge]

jupiter is 15/2 and mercury is 15/1

[humble gulch]

Throwback should scale with every skip tag consumed

[serene forge]

jupiter sucks

[serene forge]

sell the misprint

[spark kernel]

Its an eternal one

[serene forge]

then don't take an invisible joker lmfao

[gaunt burrow]

no , it 1 mult more

[spark kernel]

I did and i thought it would land on hologram

[serene forge]

chips are the important part of the planet usually

[junior urchin]

Sell the eternal sticker first

[serene forge]

why

what made you think that

show your work

[junior urchin]

Exept for high card runs 😭

[spark kernel]

Because gambling in balatro is fun

[gaunt burrow]

but they say it the same, but it is not

[serene forge]

they functionally are the same

don't take everything so literally

[ancient gyro]

very little functional difference

[junior urchin]

Yall ever be watching Balatro on yt and genuinely get pissed when people make misplays

[terse vale]

everytime someone says gambling I kill myself

[final garden]

eh not really

[terse vale]

u guys want me to die?

wowwww

[heavy heron]

HEY

[terse vale]

wowwwwwwwwww

[heavy heron]

stop telling the truth

[final garden]

i mainly watch roffle and spectered

and uh they barely fuck up

[heavy heron]

roffle is a fun watch

[ancient gyro]

you're half right

[heavy heron]

unless he’s raging over chat

then not so fun

[junior urchin]

I was watching the roffle vs Murphy cryptid match last night and Murphy fucked up the retriggers like 5 times in a row and I genuinely had to click off the video

[ancient gyro]

apart from the reason why we only have one moon

[serene forge]

me when roffle

[serene forge]

it's legitimately so frustrating to have any sort of conversation like this in this community

the mindset is just not there

[serene forge]

probably because it's mostly kids playing this game that glaze the shit out of endless and a39 gameplay

[ancient gyro]

key jingle

[serene forge]

what

[spark kernel]

Please get skinned alive jimbo

[serene forge]

now you regret using invis on an eternal misprint huh

[harsh flame]

maturing is realizing painted deck is worse than black deck

[spark kernel]

It wasnt that

[heavy heron]

WELL…

i guess i haven’t matured yet

[harsh flame]

black deck is ez

[heavy heron]

i think 2 hand size beats a joker slot any day

[ancient gyro]

toddlers first words

[ancient gyro]

I have a fun nitro bounty challenge for you

[harsh flame]

i dont know what that is

[humble gulch]

Too late, buddy

[ancient gyro]

i give someone a challenge, they beat it, they get discord nitro

[serene forge]

i think it was that

[ancient gyro]

a fair challenge

[harsh flame]

i already have nitro

[serene forge]

wat

[spark kernel]

Why doesthis always happen when i use a skip tag edition

[ancient gyro]

you can have more

or a different request

[serene forge]

why are you mad

you weren't gonna get anything anyways

[spark kernel]

Its because the game gave me a face card when i had my ride the bus at +20 mult

[serene forge]

skill issue

[ancient gyro]

think of it as an act of charity

giving to the poor

[serene forge]

why is your bus at +20 in ante 6

also holy hell what

you took an eternal misprint with a bus

[humble gulch]

Who needs mult on their dagger

[serene forge]

boss

ante 1 had carp sharp

wtf are we doing

[spark kernel]

Well i didnt see card sharp

[serene forge]

ante 3 had ramen

boss

ante 4 had vampire

boss

[spark kernel]

Ramen wouldnt of been good because i did discard

[humble gulch]

Flushers are either wrong or think that everyone else is wrong

[serene forge]

why

you had bus

[spark kernel]

I dont use flush but because im running checkered deck i have to

[serene forge]

no you don't

who told you that

[spark kernel]

Yes i do

[gaunt burrow]

you could play other hand bro

[spark kernel]

Flush was my most leveled up

[serene forge]

flush isn't even good on checkered

you want flush hourse

[humble gulch]

Checkered is a pairs deck

[spark kernel]

Flush is a flush

[gaunt burrow]

you could play other hand to scale bus,green then play flush at the final hand

[spark kernel]

A face card blocked my chances of that because i had ride the bus

[serene forge]

again you had +20 bus in ante 6

you did not scale your bus correctly

[humble gulch]

Uhm

[spark kernel]

Can i please get a refund of this game

[gaunt burrow]

how

ante 6 and 20+mult

[harsh flame]

obviously smiley face

[serene forge]

it's not surprising

they used invis joker to duplicate an eternal misprint

that they picked up a whole ante later after picking up the bus

for some reason

[gaunt burrow]

i will get it if you picked up bus like ant 4 or smt

[serene forge]

yo i think you need to stop picking up invis joker for no reason

[spark kernel]

Im sorry i cant hack the game to give me the best jokers and the best luck in the game

[serene forge]

it's clearly not working

[ancient gyro]

it's entertaining to see someone's ideologies put in action to see how it holds up

[serene forge]

boss

[heavy heron]

why you lowkey going hard on this person

[serene forge]

you literally had shop 1 bus

[gaunt burrow]

time will make you better

[spark kernel]

How balatro fans act if you dont play perfect at the game

[ancient gyro]

fork had a migraine irl

[gaunt burrow]

or watch some lets play

[serene forge]

you're blaming the game for your own mistakes

[humble gulch]

I guess I could

[serene forge]

you're never gonna get better if you keep doing that

[serene forge]

unironically you're right

and i barely ate today

[spark kernel]

CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS THE 2ND TIME IVE BEEN ARGUED WITH YOU

I AM A CASUAL PLAYER TRYING TO 100% BALATRO

[serene forge]

dude

[ancient gyro]

grab a couple spoonfuls of peanut butter

[serene forge]

turn off the game if it makes you this mad

like unironically

you need a break

[spark kernel]

YOURE MAKING ME MAD NOT THE GAME

[ancient gyro]

your caps lock is on

[serene forge]

i mean you're clearly mad at the game too so like

[humble gulch]

I really don't want that hologram

[spark kernel]

IM NOT MAD AT THE GAME IM JUST COMPLANING BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING UNLUCKY

[harsh flame]

i feel u man

[spark kernel]

1st hologram L sadly

[serene forge]

and there it is again

[harsh flame]

somehow blue stake painted deck has been kicking my ass for 5 ever

[serene forge]

somehow youre losing because you're getting unlucky

[harsh flame]

only deck i have left that doesnt have purple stake beat

[serene forge]

not because you could've possibly made a mistake

which isn't bad

you can always learn

[spark kernel]

SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[serene forge]

your caps lock is on

[humble gulch]

Fuck

[random terrace]

Smart ass ai

[spark kernel]

OH REALLY THANKS SMARTASS

[harsh flame]

"FUCK i dropped my cards"

[subtle gale]

my highest score
how can i improve

[gaunt burrow]

who skip blind for a mega arcana pack

[spark kernel]

Goated run because hologram

[random terrace]

It’s pro something like hermit

[harsh flame]

usually u just have to get a crazy run and get lucky

i dont reccomend throwback on higher stakes because skipping becomes less and less worth it the higher stake you are

[subtle gale]

ok, thanks

[terse dock]

fuuuckkkk

[serene forge]

dang

[gaunt burrow]

lucky

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 5

[serene forge]

balatrodle in 3

[humble gulch]

Please... don't ask...

Bruh

[subtle drum]

did u just ignore most of the celestial packs lol

[shell furnace]

bro hates change

just did this

unseeded ;3

[subtle drum]

yea all eternals is wild but respect for winning that anyway

[humble gulch]

I got the pairslop pack round 2

[serene forge]

here win

[spark kernel]

Damn i should of not got rid of hologram for burnt joker

I had baseball card

[shell furnace]

I lowkey hate burnt

[subtle drum]

son…

[subtle drum]

same not even lowk

[shell furnace]

I think ive won like once with it for highcard

[brittle umbra]

y'all need to try this seed I swear I've never seen this many spectral pack, like almost one per shop
ATCFKN6J

[spark kernel]

But i barely got any level ups

[shell furnace]

"bro try my seed"

[subtle drum]

ayo

[shell furnace]

I actually only joined to show off that seed lowkey

[subtle drum]

i fucking love trib

[merry garnet]

finally beat black deck

[subtle drum]

i got ante 18 with it yesterday

[gaunt burrow]

this is the 1st time i seeing both bloodstone and arrow head

[humble gulch]

I got walled

[shell furnace]

bipolar

[subtle drum]

idk what the blud is doing 💀

[compact gazelle]

ante 5 wall the killer of incremental scaling

[gaunt burrow]

wild flush i guess

[subtle drum]

pairslop overrated lowk

[pallid galleon]

900$ to find a bean, wish me luck

[shell furnace]

you know damn well it aint

[humble gulch]

Fuck you

[pallid galleon]

no overstock is rough

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[merry garnet]

seed

[subtle drum]

is that ur whole personality

[pallid galleon]

idk, why do you need the seed

[gaunt burrow]

good luck

[subtle drum]

😭

[merry garnet]

idk why not

[compact gazelle]

pairslop wins runs is what everyone will tell you
the small text they neglect to mention is it’s not as fun as straight flush

[pallid galleon]

you can find a seed like this urself

[subtle drum]

scoring is fun so yes

[merry garnet]

ig

[gaunt burrow]

flush five

[shell furnace]

I cannot say ive ever attempted straight flush before

once

and I have like 300 hours

[serene forge]

probably shouldntve have picked up bloodstone either

[pallid galleon]

if i dont find any hand size thingy i will crash out

[compact gazelle]

it’s so peak
you have to force it at least once

[spark kernel]

Dont you dare fucking start

[merry garnet]

hot take: lucky cat is the best uncommon joker if used correctly

[gaunt burrow]

pls say it is a wild flush bro

[serene forge]

blackboard

[gaunt burrow]

why there is both arrow and bloodstone

[spark kernel]

Normal flush

[serene forge]

yeah like im actually confused lol

[humble gulch]

With that logic, showman is the best uncommon

[serene forge]

just use arrowhead

[compact gazelle]

people who like bloodstone and people who really hate it actually have more in common than they might think
both of them have a total of 1 (one) personality trait

[subtle drum]

W take

[pallid galleon]

gg, didnt find anything, fuck my chungus life

[shell furnace]

a friend of mine was really into high card and ive gotten that to work in challenges more than base stuff

[compact gazelle]

“Nothing Ever Happens (TM)”

[gaunt burrow]

people who have normal emotion toward bloodstone is not real, you either hate or love it

[subtle drum]

i’m not real 💔

[compact gazelle]

all you need for high card is any decent source of chips and you’re set

[serene forge]

im sorry i have alexithymia

[shell furnace]

stone joker

[gaunt burrow]

bro not existed😭

[subtle drum]

i mean i like it but it’s not that good

[shell furnace]

thats all ive gotten to work

[pallid galleon]

when you make $800 a round and can't find bean because not having overstock makes the game 5x harder

[compact gazelle]

of all things
that?

[subtle drum]

i still play it tho cos i can get lucky

[serene forge]

endless mode sucking exhibit 91838969

[shell furnace]

yeah it was like stone burnt bull medusa

[compact gazelle]

well an unconditional +75 chips is 75 chips

[compact gazelle]

oh medusa no wonder

[gaunt burrow]

stone card plus 50 chips right

[subtle drum]

i love unconditional jokers 🥰

[subtle drum]

yes

[subtle drum]

they’re arguably kinda bad tho

[gaunt burrow]

so 5 stones card equal one stunt man

[subtle drum]

ye

[terse dock]

Stones are alright

They're pseudo deckfixing for like rebate

[shell furnace]

ive been going for 100% gold all jokers and ive realized there are just some jokers which have never once had a positive return for gold

[gaunt burrow]

2 stunts man is a furnace

[compact gazelle]

c++? best of luck on it

[subtle drum]

wait rebate is fixed??

[terse dock]

the psychic:

[shell furnace]

im at 78%

[terse dock]

was it ever bugged??

[subtle drum]

no i mean it only chooses ones in your deck

[gaunt burrow]

yeah

[terse dock]

are you mixing up aj and rebate

[compact gazelle]

the last 20% is the worst :<

[subtle drum]

oh i never knew that lol

[terse dock]

cause aj is the only selective joker that ignores your deck comp

[subtle drum]

oh i see

[shell furnace]

the last 20% is me getting like popcorn to the end

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[subtle drum]

🤓

[pallid galleon]

bloodstone is eh but at least it doesnt live in my head rent free

[terse dock]

fullskipping:

[compact gazelle]

and then the game wants you to sticker turtle bean and glass joker or whatever the hell jimbo deems funny that day

[serene forge]

at least i have a girlfriend

[shell furnace]

whats the glass joker parameters again

its 3 or more right

[compact gazelle]

have a glass card in your deck

[shell furnace]

oh just one

[terse dock]

low blow girl

[compact gazelle]

then you have to hit the roll for a specific uncommon

[subtle drum]

I LOVE GLASS JOKER

ass joker

[shell furnace]

I lost a game with 3 poly baseballs because I couldnt find a permanent uncommon joker

just one

[subtle drum]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fgo-zvn-zrozevn-W2tEDuS5GHuT4JRZLn

[compact gazelle]

glass joker is very good when it is very good

[subtle drum]

yeat ❤️ astolfo

[compact gazelle]

really?

[subtle drum]

yes 🙂‍↕️

really truly

[compact gazelle]

understandable

gotta have a role model yknow

[subtle drum]

🔥

[subtle drum]

this is true

[serene forge]

you're not passive aggressive like turtle so its ok

[shell furnace]

me when I lie

[subtle drum]

you’re one to talk