🕹・game-discussion

[pale wolf]

Yacht (Legendary)

Playing a Flush 5 wins the blind.

ty i will not be taking any questions

[echo sphinx]

real

i think adding triggers instead of "here win" makes it funnier

[knotty zodiac]

i can think of an erratic deck seed that would be good with this

[patent sail]

this painted deck shit is hard

[unkempt relic]

wow thats balanced

[patent sail]

mmmm erotic deck...... my beloved...

[unkempt relic]

please implement daddythunk

[echo sphinx]

When a Flush Five is played, this joker repeatedly gives 1.1x until the scoring exceeds the blind requirement

[unkempt relic]

: 3

yesss

[gaunt burrow]

it reset?

[unkempt relic]

no.

but it has a 1/7.36e307 chance of breaking at end of round

for balancing

[knotty zodiac]

daddythunk (Legendary)

If the current game client version is higher than the one when this joker was added, x69 mult.

[patent sail]

there was this funny joker we made in our mod the other day

If played hand contains 3 or more scored 4s, gain X0.04 Mult for each (reference to angel numbers and to give 4s a funnier synergy)

[cloud sinew]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1467622218203664629

[unkempt relic]

huh

[pale wolf]

so it's just plus one of whichever you run out of first

and I guess it works like this so it doesn't give value to delayed gratification or handy tag?

[cloud sinew]

that's not why

[pale wolf]

I'm underwhelmed myself

[cloud sinew]

it lets you partially circumvent needle and water, it lets you use dusk and acrobat twice

[pale wolf]

we are missing a +1 hand joker to complement drunkard I suppose

[pale wolf]

i see

[cloud sinew]

lets you discard with burglar

[echo sphinx]

i think figured out a straightslop card

Penrose Stairs

-# i got a name inspiration thank you bus crasher
Each played x (Card rank) gives 1.5x when scored. selected rank decrements by 1 when scored.

[knotty zodiac]

Stairs

[unkempt relic]

the joker gives?

[cloud sinew]

and means you have to think about discard timing; do you use all of your discards up and then not get +1 hands when you use up all your hands? or do you wait until your last hand to use your last discard

[unkempt relic]

just idol but controllable

fun ig

[pale wolf]

yeah that's how things are worded in the game

[unkempt relic]

i thought it was played cards of x rank

[gaunt burrow]

ancient stone?

[unkempt relic]

isnt triboulet played kings and queens each give x2 mult when scored? and not this joker gives x2 mult whenever a king or queen is scored

maybe im js being restarted

[pale wolf]

oh no you right

[cloud sinew]

still a slur even if you say it this way

[echo sphinx]

thonk

i read the Steel Joker when wording it

[unkempt relic]

im talking about myself tho

[echo sphinx]

which says "gives [xmult]"

[cloud sinew]

that still doesn't make it okay to say

[unkempt relic]

ok then 💔 ima watch roffle being erotic for the next few hours

[gaunt burrow]

wait does this affect the order of joker and enchantments on card ?

[pale wolf]

does what

[fervent pebble]

this

[cloud sinew]

what is "this"

[gaunt burrow]

card give xmult and joker give xmult thing

[echo sphinx]

whut

[pale wolf]

joker give = on joker phase of scoring
cards give = on card phase of scoring

heavy stuff

[echo sphinx]

oh shee

bad wording from me then

[flat warren]

Is it time?!?! Am I copying correctly?

[gaunt burrow]

is there any joker that even wording like that

[pine swift]

Fucked up possibly best run 😭😭 had a moon tarrot right in my face. Didnt read the boss blind 😭😭😭😭😭

[cloud sinew]

worded like what

[echo sphinx]

@pale wolf @gaunt burrow i updated it and worded it like Idol

[pale wolf]

I haven't had a single thought since an hour ago

[knotty zodiac]

How is ante 8 boss the head?

[pale wolf]

glyph in ante 9

[echo sphinx]

ant9 glyh

[knotty zodiac]

ah right. forgot about that interaction

[echo sphinx]

ant7 violet vessel :thonk:

[pine swift]

Hieroglyph

[knotty zodiac]

ironically that one i think i would have figured out

[echo sphinx]

is ante6 violet a thing

[pine swift]

I had 18 hand size 😭😭

Why did i not read the bb. I never felt so bad for a game.

[knotty zodiac]

rip

[cloud sinew]

if you manage to get -2 in a8, which is possible if a8 voucher is heiroglyph and you then get petro from a voucher skip small blind

[echo sphinx]

like can i voucher skip an get hiro petro in one ant

o

yay

[knotty zodiac]

a 120k amber acorn is pretty funny

[echo sphinx]

do white stek for even smaller violt

[pale wolf]

a8 VV dcut→ CH, bean bug and heiro into a7
a8(2) CB dcut→ AA and petro into a7
a8(3) VL dcut→ CH, bean bug

double nonendless bean bug retconless

[echo sphinx]

wdym bosses can be blocked

[pale wolf]

wut

they're on a repeating cycle that is randomized each loop

[potent forum]

worst joker

[pale wolf]

showman

[knotty zodiac]

blue seal fix

blue seals have 1 in 2 chance of giving a planet card from the last hand played when held in hand at the end of round

neptune to +7/70
mars to +5/50
saturn to +5/50
jupiter to +3/25
venus to +3/30

uranus/mercury/pluto unchanged

[shell dagger]

buh

[echo sphinx]

what the fuck

its worse than old blue seal

[noble mango]

Yeah no
Blue seal became shit

[knotty zodiac]

lol no way is this worse than random planet card

[quaint stag]

4oak would break the game lmao

[echo sphinx]

is old like completely randmo

[shell dagger]

telescope instantly becomes the best voucher

[echo sphinx]

@shell dagger bro its 1 in fucking 2

[shell dagger]

also just fuck full house, flush house, flush 5 ig

[shell dagger]

before it was 1 in 9

[echo sphinx]

its so baddd

[noble mango]

Worse

No planet worse than random

And this gives no planet more often than not

[echo sphinx]

now its 1 in 18 lol

[shell dagger]

he didn’t say random

[knotty zodiac]

ahs sorry wording. it should obv still give the same as the last hand played

[echo sphinx]

no planet fix yet

[noble mango]

Making only 1 blue seal can activate is already much of a nerf

[shell dagger]

i still think the best fix is to require showman for blue seal to give dupes

[echo sphinx]

still a bit. thonk

[noble mango]

Solid showman buff
I loke that idea

[echo sphinx]

1 in 2 is such a big nerf it completely warps how shop interactions

[echo sphinx]

not bad

[knotty zodiac]

im trying to make bigger hands relatively better, the showman change would encourage small hands too much

[quaint stag]

it's kinda necessary tbh with small hands

id say that blue seals can only give 1 planet per sound but any excess seals should give money

[echo sphinx]

(showman still ass but ye)

[quaint stag]

maybe like 1-2 dollars

[knotty zodiac]

would you take purp over blue if this change happened?

[turbid nova]

Amazing start

[quaint stag]

that way big hands can still make use of blue seals and small hands that can hold a lot of blue seals aren't made crazy strong

[shell dagger]

how, it is already way easier to use multiple blue seals per round with small hands

it’s really hard to get 2 with straights, say

[quaint stag]

that holographic could be fairly decent tbh

[echo sphinx]

i would buy them way less often before i get econ jokers fixed

which means i buy less packets

[turbid nova]

Eternal diamond joker on checkered?

[echo sphinx]

red card becomes slightly worse off but it is what it is

[shell dagger]

unnecessary

[quaint stag]

i did not see that eternal sticker

mb

[turbid nova]

I just reset

[shell dagger]

oh you weren’t taking it

you dont need to reset, checkered has easy early

[turbid nova]

Yeah but this is for a challenge run

[quaint stag]

checked is an easier gold stake tbh

[knotty zodiac]

ah i see youre right. could be good

[knotty zodiac]

hm do you buy pack before shop econ joker now?

[echo sphinx]

wdym

oh like my buying habits

normally i buy card packets over tarots if i dont have seals

with this change i might switch and buy tarots before card packs

[knotty zodiac]

i think usually i buy econ joker in shop > standard pack > reroll for econ in that order, and it wouldnt change with this blue seal change

[echo sphinx]

my entire reason for buying card packs rn is to get that sweet sweet blue seal

[knotty zodiac]

i almost never buy standard packs unless it leaves me full interest but i will buy arcane if it leaves me with more than $20

[echo sphinx]

hermit 🔥

[knotty zodiac]

so that would be unchanged

[knotty zodiac]

isnt that a hint that blue seal is too good?

[echo sphinx]

maybe

i lose very often if i dont go out and get blue seals

[knotty zodiac]

ya the runs where i buy 10 standard packs and get no seals and lose

those are no fun

[broken swan]

Should I take the baron ?

[knotty zodiac]

which is why the seal nerf leaves room for planet buffs. that would reduce the volatility a bit

[echo sphinx]

no

ic

if the seal is nerfed to be a 1 in 2
how would you adjust the planets

(and planet packs if u are thinking abt those)

[knotty zodiac]

buff venus and up to about 1.5-1.7 of current value, leave smaller planets unchanged

[echo sphinx]

these numbers?

[knotty zodiac]

ya thats the initial spitball

i thought about 2x but i think that makes ante 2 a bit too easy

[echo sphinx]

pretty wonk

[worthy tinsel]

Buff earth to +1mult

[echo sphinx]

with these huge as frick numbers id buy a planet pack over buffoon

(and standard pack)

[knotty zodiac]

pack spawns with venus, earth, uranus, jupiter, pluto, what are you taking?

[echo sphinx]

whats earth's numbers

[knotty zodiac]

+3/+40

[slow iris]

two pair level

[echo sphinx]

jupiter

[knotty zodiac]

base 60/7 (vs original 50/6). ya quite a bit more power

[echo sphinx]

holy crep 60/7

not bad

i like this adjustment

60/7 is like ante 1 autowin btw

its like how saturn is taken right now for ante 1 autowin

[knotty zodiac]

mm ya probably too good

[echo sphinx]

but wasnt the whole point of buffing planets is to make up for worse seal

esp the large hands that get forever shafted

[knotty zodiac]

yes, but not to trivialize a1/a2, and not to make celestials the best pack

[pale wolf]

making blue seals a probability doesnt make them less centralizing it makes them more

[echo sphinx]

how so

[pale wolf]

instead of only having to draw two now you have to draw as many as possible to guarantee getting it, and then that only benefits pairs and high card

It's a severe Nerf to large hands

[knotty zodiac]

that's it should be accompanied with scaling buffs for harder hands

[pale wolf]

you arent gonna outweigh the downsides with any amount of reasonable planet adjustment

it'll throw the balance of the rest of the game off

[frank grove]

yeah, having to draw 2 blues instead of one to get a better planet maybe isnt worth going for the big hands

[echo sphinx]

hm

what if instead of 1 in 2 type stuff
the blue seal gives the planet corresponding to the highest scoring Hand in the round

[frank grove]

bigger hands usually one shot, so its just the same as current blue seal

[knotty zodiac]

hm initial take- i like this

[echo sphinx]

pairslop will still pairslop ofcourse but now non-pairslop can reach the scoring with a random hand and still get their Saturns and whatnot

[pale wolf]

seems pretty similar but it does help those situations where the 5 card hand doesnt quite make it to the requirement

[dreamy creek]

place your bets guys

[frank grove]

if you're playing straights and you cant score enough with them then its kinda fucked anyway right

[knotty zodiac]

trib

[pale wolf]

my idea and still my fav one so far is making blue seals block one another without showman

[dreamy creek]

i swear god if it's trib

[pale wolf]

no more stacking 3 pair levels per round

[knotty zodiac]

the famous trib bus synergy

[dreamy creek]

it's ricky

[echo sphinx]

thats probably Strush's problem

flush is easier to draw and has weaker planet scaling

[frank grove]

i liek this actually

[echo sphinx]

so there's probably more situations that flush doesn't oneshot and that playing 2 flushes plus some random hand is optimal

unless aj

[frank grove]

true, but if you buff flush levels it will start to one shot more which in turn makes your idea for blue seals worse

[echo sphinx]

oh right
forgot it got buffed to Saturn levels

[pale wolf]

yorickars

[cursive crater]

wsg rick

[dreamy creek]

the evil rick

[echo sphinx]

lets go gambling

is ight

[knotty zodiac]

if youre now oneshotting, the power level is at least fine, no? it might be overpowered, but it's not underpowered

[frank grove]

Yeah, but if blue seals were "gives a planet level for highest scored hand this round" then if you one shot it has the same problem current blue seals have with larger hands which is you cant have many/any in hand and draw a larger hand

[pale wolf]

mfw rt already said this idea earlier too

[frank grove]

i do think the require showman idea is good

[pale wolf]

gives a niche to showman, reduces the reason blue seals are so good for small hands, and doesnt require adjusting every planet just for blue seals sake (and instead can adjust based on the entire game as it already is)

[knotty zodiac]

it's still a little bonkers that a a3 blue seal can provide as much value as 6+ planet packs without any additional deckfix tho

[pale wolf]

my issue is that i simultaneously want showman to only work on jokers so it isnt strictly detrimental

the two ideas are incompatible

[frank grove]

could be cool if it was astronomer exclusive?

free planet packs and makes blue seals create dupes

[knotty zodiac]

maybe just prevent duplicate positive consumables from existing? then no showman required

[echo sphinx]

hm

zebra idea is to just block planets unless Showman
this is good in principle. also showman buff yay!
pairslop is the "mandated" way forward in gold stake so the game simply becomes harder after this effect.

bus idea is to 1 in 2 the seal with planet buffs for larger/harder hands
not sure. planet buff is hard to manage, and it sometimes megabuffs Telescope for bigger hands. games will be more diverse though.

hoshbomb idea is to adjust the criteria to be based on the biggest hand
little change with easier Hand management when playing for larger hands, enables flush/straights/etc to pairslop certain rounds

[frank grove]

do i take the madness here?

[echo sphinx]

holy shit

yes

yesyeyesyyseysyyseyesyes

mygoatttttt

[pale wolf]

there doesnt have to be a way to get multiple blue seal value per round but it is fun
mime is another option, just runs into issues of clear definitions for what can make dupes

[echo sphinx]

WDYM ITS ONE DOLLAR

[knotty zodiac]

(this is a big nerf to observatory)

[frank grove]

if i dont find copyable econ i could be fucked

[echo sphinx]

who could say no to 50x mult by ante 8

[knotty zodiac]

you have chip and a ton of xmult. should be fine?

[pale wolf]

i wouldn't

[knotty zodiac]

downside- broke forever

[gaunt burrow]

when a x card score this joker give y ,kind of thing

[pale wolf]

foil still clears ante 1 and you can then not die as a penniless scoundrel with a combined 7.5x mult on a level 1 flush

investment tag would make me take the madness

[knotty zodiac]

im pretty sure i heard the 1 in 2 idea from somewhere on reddit. my contrib is the larger planet scaling buff

[frank grove]

lucky card gave me 20 dollars huge

[shell dagger]

ive been seeing 1 in 2 for over a year atp

[echo sphinx]

zebra's idea is the best to even the scoring potential
tho the game is hard as is already and nerfing the ol reliable method means the game is mega hard

[frank grove]

money ... or two of something hmmm

[slow iris]

gamble on the ankh

[knotty zodiac]

i think the game is playable without two planets per round, thats mostly a highroll scenario

[echo sphinx]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ANKH ANKH ANKH

LETS GO GAMBLINGGG

[frank grove]

it hit madness GOD IM POOR

[echo sphinx]

lol

is ok

cubic scaling joker lineup

what the fuck is cubic scaling

literally cant lose

[knotty zodiac]

you dont need money where you're going

[slow iris]

investment tag soon

[echo sphinx]

unless you 4 card psychic every hand or smsh

[pale wolf]

remember that any suggestions for next update are made with the knowledge of confirmed changes, like blue stake changing to something better for large hands

[pallid galleon]

lowkenuiney the way to shift rhe meta towards large hands is to give more hand size and less hands

[echo sphinx]

9 hand size is the forbidden change that the game needs most

[pallid galleon]

so maybe the default handsize is 9, and blue stake gives -1 hand

[knotty zodiac]

+1 hand size. keep blue stake the same?

[primal eagle]

💀

[knotty zodiac]

-1 hand is awful and makes black unplayable

[pallid galleon]

true

[echo sphinx]

black deck

[primal eagle]

players gonna flushslop on checkered

[frank grove]

i do like the idea of -1 hand +1 discard

[pale wolf]

default hand size 9 is insane

open season for checkered deck

[echo sphinx]

lol true

[pallid galleon]

but black deck could always be rebalanced too

[knotty zodiac]

checkered stays at 8? but thats a bit copout

[pallid galleon]

i mean does checkered even have a debuff

[pale wolf]

yea no clubs

[ancient gyro]

disadvantage? yeah a couple

[pallid galleon]

it can still take another debuff, its an easy deck

[ancient gyro]

on card scoring technically has more boss blind vulnerability

[versed sable]

Checkered is fine as is

[knotty zodiac]

it could be but it would prob be a fundamentally different deck

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[pallid galleon]

we are saying in the context of this 9 hand size idea

[versed sable]

I think other decks would still be better tbh xd

Flushes still kinda suck

[knotty zodiac]

checkered at 9 handsize without any nerf is pretty broken

[pale wolf]

checkered is already one of the most consistent decks

[knotty zodiac]

what if checkered has -1 or -2 discard

[pallid galleon]

i think at 8 hand size, 5 card hands are pretty much luck of the draw

not being able to full discard for the last card is tough

[frank grove]

gg 😭

[knotty zodiac]

gg

[knotty zodiac]

whats flash card at

[frank grove]

48

[knotty zodiac]

so you werent broke somehow!

[frank grove]

i skipped so i could use a midas mask

[echo sphinx]

holy gg

[dreamy creek]

chat do you guys think it's harder to gold sticker banana (extinct version) or inweesible

[pallid galleon]

invisible cause its a rare joker and rare jokers are rarer than common jokers

newsflash

[frank grove]

invis, its rare and also useless by itself, whilst cav is great

[gaunt burrow]

feel so good making madness work

[knotty zodiac]

if you pick banana in final round, you're expected to get it in about 1.2 attempts. rares are rarer than 1.2 commons, so take the rare

[echo sphinx]

weesivble

invisible is rare and is deadweight

[dreamy creek]

dam

ok yppie 3 new gold stickers

ricky invisible and summit

[gaunt burrow]

i got the banana alr , so invs

[dreamy creek]

i love pair brain rot

49 pairs played

level 23 pair

[fringe nebula]

baron mime

on gs

[dreamy creek]

baron mime haters in shambles

after seeing this

[echo sphinx]

holy baronmime

[gaunt burrow]

cloud nine will be so good

[echo sphinx]

looks inside

raised fist castle

[dreamy creek]

must've been the wind

[fringe nebula]

the mult from raised fist gets doubled by mime and then gets multiplied by baron

[gaunt burrow]

there should be a joker working with 7 other than odd tod

[echo sphinx]

least hand agnostic scoring

[dreamy creek]

we have mail in rebate (1/11th of the time) and idol (1/x of the time)

[gaunt burrow]

not enough

[shell dagger]

4 fingers

[echo sphinx]

seven heavens

[shell dagger]

7 is right in the middle for straights

[stark sage]

what's the best hack rank to build into

[gaunt burrow]

pair

[stark sage]

rank, not hand

[knotty zodiac]

2

[gaunt burrow]

2 bc of wee joker

[echo sphinx]

like anything. 2 cuz wee. i guess.

just whatever that has the edition first ig

or enhancement

[versed sable]

5 and 3 have nothing special
4 has walkie
2 has wee which is generally just better than walkie

[gaunt burrow]

the trio

[obsidian lotus]

whats the play here

[knotty zodiac]

tho i think i prefer to enhance spades > clubs > others, and thatll be more important than rank for the first card unless i have the wee or fib or odd todd alr

[gaunt burrow]

but it is perish

[obsidian lotus]

true

[stark charm]

I think Chad is doing the least here

It will only give you x1.5 two extra time and scale cat faster

[stark charm]

Idk if he will survive past ante 12 without oops

I don't usually play endless

[gaunt burrow]

dont know for sure , depend on flush level

[obsidian lotus]

I got past 12

should I probably not

[vague flint]

It is x8 mult

Could be better than lucky cat, but won’t scale

[obsidian lotus]

lucky cats are at 10,5

[vague flint]

Oh ok lmao

Uhh

[summer steppe]

how many bloodstones activations are u getting usually?

[vague flint]

It’s better than bloodstone on average

[obsidian lotus]

like 4-5

depends

[vague flint]

I think it’d need to proc 6 times to be better than x8

[gaunt burrow]

i stop being lucky😭

[summer steppe]

do u have redseals?

[obsidian lotus]

not much

[summer steppe]

then prob better to take photo but i personaly would keep bloodstone cuz im a freak

[gaunt burrow]

how much the cat rn

[summer steppe]

10.5

[gaunt burrow]

sell blood stone

[molten thicket]

if you want score sell cat

[summer steppe]

huh no

[molten thicket]

wait thats perishable

skip i think

[vague flint]

Already too late anyways

[vague flint]

Also selling a cat to take oops all 6s is crazy work 😭

[molten thicket]

ofc you sell cat?

[obsidian lotus]

not good at math, is this the most optimal?

[molten thicket]

bloodstone is not triggering without oops

[gaunt burrow]

50% cant not be that bad

[vague flint]

Yes

[summer steppe]

i want the idol

guys what i do here

[obsidian lotus]

so keep BS on chad and keep face card as first

[molten thicket]

should prob play luckys first for econ/cat scaling then play glass for scoring later

[obsidian lotus]

yeah true I have a steel tarot on backup

[vague flint]

BS?

[obsidian lotus]

brainstorm

[summer steppe]

no bc photo on first card lets chad retrigger the x2s

[gaunt burrow]

photocat

[molten thicket]

wdym

[gaunt burrow]

photo and hanging chad

[molten thicket]

yeah?

[summer steppe]

his lucky cards arent face cards so photochad wouldnt work

[vague flint]

You’d get more score copying a lucky cat, but copying chad scales cats faster

[molten thicket]

they are face cards + you don't play luckys for scoring

you play luckys for econ and for cat scaling

[gaunt burrow]

i dont get what both you mean rn

[molten thicket]

if you play glass early you'll win too fast + risk breaking glass

[obsidian lotus]

I lost too bad

[obsidian lotus]

made it further than expected anyways

[worldly barn]

Great egg

[gaunt burrow]

it always 1/4 chance wdym

[molten thicket]

ehh

okay

it is always 1/4

but if you play glass early you'll win too fast

[gaunt burrow]

wdym "too"???

[vague flint]

Red seals make it a ~44% chance

[molten thicket]

winning too fast is a bad thing

[vague flint]

And hanging chad pretty much breaks any glass card played first

[molten thicket]

you won't be able to get as much value out of the blind

[vague flint]

Unless uhh

Glass cards don’t work the way I think they do

[molten thicket]

like econ from luckys

[molten thicket]

nop

it's always a 1/4

[gaunt burrow]

no

[vague flint]

Oh

[gaunt burrow]

its not have a chance every trigger

it is end of a hand

[vague flint]

Neat

[gaunt burrow]

how??????????

[molten thicket]

i said it already

[vale shale]

Less time of fun

[molten thicket]

you won't be able to get as much value out of your blinds

[vale shale]

But what if I win too fast withoit skipping a blimd

How's that predicament then

😡

[molten thicket]

what does that mean 😭

[vale shale]

I won too fast without skipping a blind

Like

Victory

Like go ante 8

Win victory

[gaunt burrow]

speedrun???

[molten thicket]

were talking abt endless lol

[vale shale]

Why didn't nobody tell me 😡

[molten thicket]

ok but @gaunt burrow do you get my point abt beating the blind too fast is a bad thing

[gaunt burrow]

ahh the cat scalling

i always think that the normal joker thing

like supernova, green , and bus

[molten thicket]

scaling just refers to increasing number on a joker here lol

[gaunt burrow]

i wondered what scaling you talking about

[worldly barn]

It literally went photo chad photo chad 💀

[molten thicket]

hey that happened to me once

[worldly barn]

If this wasn't white stake I might have been pissed

[molten thicket]

crimson heart my beloathed

[worldly barn]

Fuck you photo

Didn't even help

[vale shale]

🤔

[echo sphinx]

speculative drivers stops being speculative

i took familiar for this crap

[robust lance]

Familiar is a good pick what do you mean

You could get 3 queens

And that’s pretty cool

[gaunt burrow]

i always lose when the driver one card away to trigger

[echo sphinx]

ig but im not in stm territory

im in raised fist

[robust lance]

Still good

High value cards

Likely to draw

[echo sphinx]

ig

but sus

most of them are mid

the real ones are devil, justice, chariot

(mostly devil)

[robust lance]

Tv playing
Based

[gaunt burrow]

dont the red seal glass card still win??

[quaint stag]

baron literally did not show up this game

[pallid galleon]

rip

[quaint stag]

even with both reroll vouchers

[copper scaffold]

What is my TV based on?

[echo sphinx]

bro has every legendary

[quaint stag]

yeah cool nat negative yorick but no baron

[worldly barn]

Yeah

[robust lance]

Pictures

Moving pictures to be exact

[copper scaffold]

I still don't know what you mean

[gaunt burrow]

any tip on the plasma deck?

[molten thicket]

what stake

[robust lance]

I’m calling you based for playing on the tv

[gaunt burrow]

the blind scale so fast for me

[gaunt burrow]

purple

[molten thicket]

greed a ton earlygame

[thorn sage]

what am I supposed to do

[copper scaffold]

Ok, thanks for you men

[molten thicket]

for the first ante you buy nothing

[gaunt burrow]

and?

[echo sphinx]

raised fist is so goated

[echo sphinx]

yeah

unless a scaling chip joker is in shop, buidling for interest is a generally ok idea

[molten thicket]

also you need to choose between staying on chips for the entire game or pivoting to xmult in the middle

[late helm]

really just sold burning joker to use judgement, just to get him again

[gaunt burrow]

wonder if anyone win their first gold stake on the red deck

[fluid zealot]

I did

[quaint stag]

hey just asking is there anything else i need for naneinf

i have the typical baron + mime bp/brainstorm combo with red seal kings and dna as well as retcon

is that enough

[molten thicket]

show deck + econ + levels

[quaint stag]

oh my runs dead

im just asking in general

[molten thicket]

uhh

for perkeoless you need a ton of econ

mostly through rebate + bp/bs

[echo sphinx]

i am prepared to take this blind on

[quaint stag]

i keep getting good runs but no perkeo

[molten thicket]

you don't need perkeo for naneinf

not at all

[echo sphinx]

mmmmmmmmmm

[quaint stag]

i know i dont but econ without it kinda sucks

[robust lance]

Runs dead

[echo sphinx]

fraud take

[weak gorge]

Nah youd win bro

[robust lance]

Naur :3

[echo sphinx]

yes

[robust lance]

wtf…

[weak gorge]

Ohhhh thats tuff

[molten thicket]

just make gold kings or use rebate

[robust lance]

Cheater!!!

[echo sphinx]

u be saying gg next into a run with 30x mult in jokers before Steel

[robust lance]

Nah I be saying gg anytime I don’t oneshot a blind

[echo sphinx]

i pulled 3 steels

[weak gorge]

Ive only ever won a single run with the blue deck bro

[robust lance]

Schlawgington 😭 😭 😭

[echo sphinx]

100x with like 15 base mult

mmmm

time to analyse my profile

1008/1200

[pale gate]

Why was this challenge lowk kinda easy

[tranquil elm]

yo

i have the obelisk card

and i have 2 hands that have the same amount of times played (both of them are the most)

[split condor]

this joker is so hard to unlock

[tranquil elm]

what happens if i play one of em?

[split condor]

it took 2 attempts but yk what I mean

[echo sphinx]

merry poggy

[humble gulch]

Balatro but you only have four slots with a guaranteed source of mult

[calm furnace]

WHY IS SPECTRALS DESTROYING GLASS NOT COUNT FOR GLASS JOKER STILL A THING

[molten thicket]

i think that's a documented glitch lol

[calm furnace]

should have been a hotfix day 1

also i swear whenever i check my streak stat i lose

should ignore streak stat and watch myself break it

[split condor]

it's kinda late for me, so I think it's time to hit the road

[echo sphinx]

reset until charm pack does something real

[shell dagger]

Uh oh, how am i gonna do plasma deck violet vessel without any xmult or a chip scaler?

[split condor]

yo I just got omen globe, I thought they're supposed to be rare???

[echo sphinx]

gang what do i do

[echo sphinx]

me when i get lucky

[echo sphinx]

pray tbh
or u haev like a bajillion saturns and this isnt real

[split condor]

dawg I might have the worst luck of all time shit like this aint normal

[echo sphinx]

just play straight

[shell dagger]

it’s too easy

pivoting is necessary in chips builds btw

or you die to violet vessel even in a bull setup

[echo sphinx]

me when straight levels end up with 1000 chips

[shell dagger]

1500

[patent sail]

wtf trigonometry dash, elite CUBE knowledge???

[echo sphinx]

this is a bit skill issue

[shell dagger]

no it’s just what everyone says

who played plasma for c+ and never again

[echo sphinx]

but i beat plasma with bull

[shell dagger]

same

i actually skipped bull here

and blueprint and burglar

and sold runner

[echo sphinx]

what the fuck

[heavy heron]

bottom decked my steel and glass 💔

[shell dagger]

devastating

[echo sphinx]

what doi do tho

[patent sail]

insert quote image

[echo sphinx]

i hate sellin

[heavy heron]

chaos…

i mean like you got $66

[patent sail]

sell chaos or bus

brainstorm will be that second bus

or anything else you make it be

[echo sphinx]

ic

[shell dagger]

2 busses sucks

[patent sail]

also egg???

foil egg

sell chaos cro take that egg

[heavy heron]

sell a bus and sell chaos

[molten thicket]

derusting from the 200 hrs i poured into endless

[split condor]

Join the server for a great geometry dash fangame!

[molten thicket]

balatro lowkey kinda fun??

[eager prawn]

I've an idea

[patent sail]

i actually know what it is, i saw that game liek a year ago

was on the server on an old acc

is it still active at all, wasnt it like discontinued or whatever?

[echo sphinx]

id do it ngl

[split condor]

main dev left but someone working on a mod for the game took over for lead dev, there's a major update and the community made some really good levels
as for updates not much and the game hasn't been very active but the community is somewhat active!! although it's more like a gc atp

but people pushed the ceiling for difficulty and rating standards quite high

[patent sail]

ectoplasm is so powerful but doesnt nuke your entire setup while hex is okay at best and absolutely nukes all your jokers, genuinely why does hex even have a downside

[eager prawn]

What is geometry dash
Sounds like a madness from stereo

[echo sphinx]

ikr

and the downside is so fuckn big

[patent sail]

it not having one would be absolutely fine

X1.5 is not big enough to warrant having one really

[eager prawn]

I did it

[molten thicket]

peak

[patent sail]

im probably not going to rejoin cuz like

i cant even install the game and regular gd is enough for me, but its great to know it didnt die out completely 🐈🎉

[humble gulch]

Now you made base ecto cost two hand size

[patent sail]

thats like genuinely such a funny fucking way to use it

[tranquil cedar]

hmmm

should commit to burglar?

[echo sphinx]

do i take constellation

i want to sticker DNA

[echo sphinx]

not bad idea to take methink

[molten thicket]

prob not?

[echo sphinx]

like do i score enuf

[molten thicket]

what would you sell

[echo sphinx]

rn Bus is 42 and square is 140

[molten thicket]

hmm

[echo sphinx]

and i usually score enough to not require the brainstorm copy

[tranquil cedar]

aight sure

[shell dagger]

brainstorm bye bye

[tranquil cedar]

hope I find grimbo or something

[knotty zodiac]

saved by last minute blue seal and campfire

(my proposed 1 of 2 nerf would have killed me)

[tranquil cedar]

i mean, if you can only copy mediocre jokers, is brainstorm really good?

[molten thicket]

brainstorm might go yea

[severe heart]

is smeared joker worth selling crafty joker for so ill get more hits on bloodstone but if i sell crafty joker im less incentived to play flushes

[humble gulch]

Huh

[tranquil cedar]

completely opposite sides of the spectrum

[humble gulch]

8 ball might be better ngl

[lime remnant]

do i take rtb duo and go pairslop?

[tranquil cedar]

bp with nothing is literally just nothing so

[shell dagger]

with investment tag id take bp

[tranquil cedar]

idk

[severe heart]

i mean like if i get smeared joker i can play flushes with diamonds + hearts which means i dont need to discard as much

[knotty zodiac]

assuming 🍐 you should be good to drop square soon? tho eye is scary

[lime remnant]

ancient joker took a slot here so

do i commit to ancient or i go pair

2 rental pretty hirt

[cloud sinew]

i would stick with ancient

[lime remnant]

wishes that combo showed up sooner

[knotty zodiac]

@echo sphinx looks like you have over 20 gs stickers left, there should be plenty of rares and uncommons left. take whatever is best for scoring

[lime remnant]

so i should save right,do i open arcana

[echo sphinx]

@molten thicket @knotty zodiac i failed

[lime remnant]

if only chad was eternal...

[knotty zodiac]

nuuu

[echo sphinx]

hate that guy

[ebon condor]

sell madness

[molten thicket]

aw

[knotty zodiac]

wdyt you needed to change to win?

[echo sphinx]

sell dna.

[knotty zodiac]

damn

[echo sphinx]

but if i sell dna i still lose

cuz i get to sticker nothing

[knotty zodiac]

hm ya depends on whether you like winning with 0 stickers or youd rather risk it

i hate losing so i mostly reroll ante8

once i know vv/novv

[split condor]

it's web thou

[patent sail]

its web???

wasnt it like

install from itch io before

[lime remnant]

ahh i greeded too much

[eager prawn]

No gold T.T

[patent sail]

youre doing like the funniest decisions ever im crine

[eager prawn]

Balatro is a joke

[split condor]

is magic trick even good cuz I have deadass bought it less than 2 times

[ebon condor]

it is the worst voucher in the game

[eager prawn]

This sht no joke

[ebon condor]

and probably bottom 3 cards in thd game

[knotty zodiac]

i bought it just enough times to unlock the next

and then never again except for hologram

[split condor]

Thought so

seems like it just hurts you

[ebon condor]

pretty much

[split condor]

good point for hologram though

[echo sphinx]

gosh i could take either one

[eager prawn]

*only for hologram

[echo sphinx]

lets make a tiebreaker

[obsidian quiver]

you think I need more diamond kings or nah

[echo sphinx]

BOFFUN PACK

fuck

[eager prawn]

Safety first

[knotty zodiac]

noneternal i like burglar more

[quaint stag]

hmmmm just a few more wont hurt

[knotty zodiac]

hallu is decent

[echo sphinx]

aww man

[wary zodiac]

sell all and look for golden joker ankh

[eager prawn]

Lol I'm going to do that

[wary zodiac]

astolfo solos balala multiplayer top 100

[tranquil cedar]

i pass right?

[eager prawn]

Eternal showman

[echo sphinx]

what team are you guys on

[wary zodiac]

true

[tranquil cedar]

panter my boy

[knotty zodiac]

pants

[echo sphinx]

team fist, team pants, or team redcard

[tranquil cedar]

get the pants

[wary zodiac]

im team tarot voucher

[echo sphinx]

personally id GAMBLE

[cloud sinew]

pants 100%

[eager prawn]

Voucher!!!!

[echo sphinx]

my fuckin god theres another one

[knotty zodiac]

you have $40 you can have them all

[obsidian quiver]

i think I might lose

[tranquil cedar]

are you actually fr rn

[echo sphinx]

@knotty zodiac is your faviourte jonker

[eager prawn]

Let's hit the road... Jack!

[echo sphinx]

i want to take rough gem...

damn

[knotty zodiac]

i made my username when i was still semiregularly crashing the bus TT

[eager prawn]

Showman is peak wdym

[tawny bough]

what would yall do here? im a bit rusty

[echo sphinx]

damn i cant scale any of them

[lime remnant]

best save oat?

canio pop up and next roll has hang man 🥹

[eager prawn]

Painted deck addicted?

[tawny bough]

would i skip trading card or kill baseball or hologram or smth

[wheat pumice]

Couldn't let me off the hook for a single chip 😔

[cloud sinew]

i would drop chad there

and take blackboard

[tawny bough]

interesting

[echo sphinx]

kill square chad idk

[wary zodiac]

time to start jacking it

[cloud sinew]

why? it doesnt really do much for you

[echo sphinx]

blackboard and trading card is insane

[eager prawn]

Is blank worth?

[tawny bough]

iwas using chad for the lucky gold seal

[real adder]

blues clues deck skin????????

[tawny bough]

ohh that makes sense actually

[cloud sinew]

i would not drop square, nor would i take trading card here

square is good chips considering they have green joker so they should be spamming hands to scale anyway

and trading card isnt necessary in a 34 card deck and it would hurt green scaling

[tawny bough]

oh wait i thought u said blackboard square is insane lol

[tawny bough]

thats true

[summer steppe]

hi guys

what i do here

[eager prawn]

Buy voucher

[summer steppe]

no im at small blind

[knotty zodiac]

go win 😛

[eager prawn]

Then skip

[summer steppe]

noone cares about the eternal idol?

[knotty zodiac]

make a plan for the plant a7 just in case

idol is bad

[eager prawn]

Eternal bloodsone W

[summer steppe]

how is idol bad..

[eager prawn]

Mostly bad

[summer steppe]

yall are playing a different game than me

[knotty zodiac]

idol isnt reliable until you have a loooot of duplicates

[eager prawn]

Unless you already fixed you deck

[cloud sinew]

idol is incredibly unreliable

show us your deck

[summer steppe]

right my deck is rigged obv

im asking what do i get rid of

[eager prawn]

Like you need the whole deck with only one kind of card

[cloud sinew]

that is not obvious twin

you should have just said that

[summer steppe]

bro why would i consider idol if its not fixed

alr mb

[cloud sinew]

drop photo

[eager prawn]

[tawny bough]

do i take this here or nah?

i assume no actually

[echo sphinx]

it ate my multe

[split condor]

fym compatible

[shell dagger]

blueprint can copy blueprint

[split condor]

duo duo duo?

[shell dagger]

yes

[split condor]

oh damn

[tawny bough]

what abt it?

[split condor]

I didnt know it's built like that

yuri 2.0

[echo sphinx]

rental egge

[echo sphinx]

wait im not steraking i can just reset

[eager prawn]

A good start

[echo sphinx]

lets go gambling

reset

new run
speculative driver or this castle

[cloud sinew]

drivers license

[echo sphinx]

lets go speculative license

[willow frost]

CASTLE NOOOOOOOOO

[split condor]

deck ahh deck

[tawny bough]

fun run

[echo sphinx]

died greeding for square value

nexte

[split condor]

this is mostly held back by not having good jokers
yes I have two blueprints but the other jokers are not that good and dont synergize with the deck

but this guy's unlocked!! yippee

[humble gulch]

Duo but is an uncommon

[tranquil cedar]

insanely lucky run. barely won, another gs down 🔥

also 2 black holes wth

[hollow halo]

Mail in rebate and buffoon pack or overstock voucher

[formal hawk]

hi

[idle kernel]

early Tribe take it, trust

[dusty void]

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

Only on 3am runs mane

[eager prawn]

It's all about luck 🤞

[tranquil cedar]

omg mari omori

[dusty void]

omg aubrey omori

LocalThunk is online woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Trust he'll read ts

[heavy heron]

omg aubrey and mari omori

[eager prawn]

Who's

[ocean plover]

guys name me 2 decks

[eager prawn]

For what?

[dusty void]

Nebula and Black

:>

[ocean plover]

okioki

[humble gulch]

Erratic and magic

[ocean plover]

oh gtg ill paly once i come back

[eager prawn]

Why two deck tho

[tranquil cedar]

omg bird

from

bird

[heavy heron]

FROM PORTER ROBINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tranquil cedar]

OH

sorry

[cloud sinew]

3/15 GSG

[heavy heron]

i forgive you aubrey

you should forgive basil

anyways

[humble gulch]

I skipped cuz I was bored and well...

WHAT

[eager prawn]

Raised fist for sticker

[south palm]

What do i sell

[humble gulch]

Okay, bro

[south palm]

I Guess i'll sell andy

[eager prawn]

Yeah
Aren't you already winning

[south palm]

Oh

[humble gulch]

Free win

[sly marsh]

Ghost deck, skipped round one for a rare, which was a rental perishable invisible joker, but there's also an ankh. Not happy for a second, but figured it might be salvageable. buffoon pack has spare trousers. Let's go.

[pallid galleon]

whats yalls favorite deck to play gold stake on

[fervent quarry]

Wait, I got scammed. Although it makes sense when the events play out.

[pallid galleon]

yeah the only reason to copy vampire is after its accumulated a lot of mult

[fervent quarry]

I could shuffle them regularly and it would be better than just one blood-sucker but still not great.

[pallid galleon]

lol\

[sly marsh]

I'm going for stickers, so Ghost deck. I like the variance that spectrals give and am ok with losing runs early if a spectral doesn't pan out.

[pallid galleon]

ghost deck is fun

[sly marsh]

Anaglyph early in the sticker hunt is nice, for negative tags but it's more inconsistent, especially when you're looking for fewer and fewer specific jokers

[hollow halo]

Who up rn burning they jokers

[humble gulch]

Me

[hollow halo]

Wait that's awesome what the hell

[frank notch]

Really lucky nat negative smeared, free sticker

[hollow halo]

W

I honestly love smeared joker

[frank notch]

i hate it

[hollow halo]

Turning any deck into checkered deck is fun

[frank notch]

more cards debuffed from boss blinds

[hollow halo]

Oh yeah true

[hardy sun]

what should I sell I don't have good deck fixing yet

[frank notch]

bloodstone

then copy chad with blueprint and photo with brainstorm

[hardy sun]

but thats most of my scoring because im playing flush

[frank notch]

too unreliable

still, sell bloodstone and pivot to photochad

[hardy sun]

sorry, but then thesocks would be useless

[frank notch]

ok?

its 4x mult with the right copy

far from useless

[hardy sun]

alr im trusting you I guess....

I was thinking the chad tho

[frank notch]

put blueprint on chad and brainstorm on photo (or the other way around, jsust dont copy the same joker twice or buskin)

[hardy sun]

ok bet

[eager prawn]

Skip?

[frank notch]

what are you playing????

[eager prawn]

STS

[sand rampart]

what kind of balatro is this

[hollow halo]

I read this message in that one AI voice on tiktok with the Chinese accent

[weary whale]

Should I have brainstorm trigger polychrome Fibonacci or spare trousers (trousers are +32 mult)

Or am I screwed either way?

[coral jacinth]

alt+ f4 usually fixes it

as in resetting the round

try again :3

[weary whale]

I’m on mobile

[sand rampart]

does brainstrom trigger polychrome or the main jokers ability?

[grizzled robin]

huh? why alt f4 just click go to menu

[weary whale]

Only the main joker

[grizzled robin]

it resets it too

[coral jacinth]

funny

[grizzled robin]

no

??

it literally resets it too

like the playd hand

[frank notch]

joking

[sand rampart]

fibonacci but u might still be cooked

[frank notch]

pants

[grizzled robin]

ah but i wouldnt consider it save scumming if you re just checking score since u could just use balatro calculator

its faster tho

[coral jacinth]

yes

[sand rampart]

did it work?

[pulsar wave]

Ante 1 first shop just ragebait at this point

[frank notch]

you know what to do

[pulsar wave]

New seed

[ancient gyro]

ccitbp

[frank notch]

open buffoon pack

[sand rampart]

how exactly do you get main value or im just cooked?

[weary whale]

I’m checking a calculator first

[sand rampart]

let it go🤣

[frank notch]

hand size is 5 pushing baron mime

pack it up

[humble gulch]

Hell yeah

[sand rampart]

yup im dead couldnt find a handsize voucher😭

[humble gulch]

You have been diagnosed with ohh, shiny sindrome

[eager prawn]

Investment W

[pale wolf]

?? lol

is this how savestates work on pc

[coral jacinth]

trust

[pale wolf]

I don't think it is

[onyx blade]

yall i got question

[frank notch]

no muffins trolling

[coral jacinth]

Nuh uh

[frank notch]

oldest trick in the book

[coral jacinth]

I’m dead ass

[pale wolf]

the cleverest of trolls

just lying

[onyx blade]

how can you see how many cards you played and discarded?

[coral jacinth]

my ass has passed away

OOH BLOODSTONE

[pale wolf]

deck bottom right

[coral jacinth]

Ty astolfo

[eager prawn]

In current run?

[onyx blade]

ty

[onyx blade]

in general

[weary whale]

Both would’ve worked

[frank notch]

do you just have this image

[alpine horizon]

credit card in the buffoon pack

[eager prawn]

[eager prawn]

*In your wallet

[south palm]

No way

Lets go

I wanted perkeo lol

[misty tartan]

is it better to go for swash(17) instead of scary

[south palm]

Gg

1XFD3LZK

[eager prawn]

#🌱・seed-chat

[eager prawn]

Scary better

[misty tartan]

kk

[pale wolf]

you have green joker

[weary whale]

I HATE EVERYTHING

[misty tartan]

uhhhhh is there place for pareidolia

[frank notch]

show hands

[eager prawn]

Two pairs

[frank notch]

take buskin

you have enough chips

[misty tartan]

fym take buskin

if u mean sell it its eternal

[frank notch]

i meant take pareidolia

[eager prawn]

Maybe skip
Just try to beat the boss if possible

[frank notch]

typo

sell scaryfacr

[eager prawn]

...

[frank notch]

....

[misty tartan]

yea im probably not doing it since i barely scored 90k for big blind

[misty tartan]

??? why would i if theres gonna be less chips

[frank notch]

nvm dont sell

[humble gulch]

Four stickers

[frank notch]

which

[eager prawn]

How many stickers on legendary left?

[humble gulch]

Three

[humble gulch]

Everyone except holo

[quaint fractal]

YESSS OMG

forgot my deck

[south raven]

hold on bro hit jackpot

[misty tartan]

nvm gg

[south raven]

i mean i just wanna talk about balatro rn

[south raven]

Delete the plant

[south raven]

Exaclty

i hate the plant (my deck has 7k 0q 2j)

Normally

[muted star]

Do Cards scores left to right no matter what ranks they are?

[south raven]

yes

[frank notch]

the plant is a skill issue

just play glass cards if you run photochad

[eager prawn]

Nope if you play a single card

[quaint fractal]

BRUH WTF

[south raven]

Like if ur going photo place ur faces last to other things add mult

[south raven]

HOLY BARON

[quaint fractal]

i think i've used up all of my luck for the entire week

[south raven]

thats the neat part, i dont have enough money for photochad

[frank notch]

what are you running then

[south raven]

yj

yk

[frank notch]

no i dont

[south raven]

that average 1 rare 3 random jokers

And praying

[frank notch]

the plant is FREE if you have unconditional scoring

[south raven]

Not enough full house levels tho