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thats actually so insane hello
not the biggest odds I've seen
nah thats too convenient
-# perhaps
Thatās 15 triggers without one?
Because 2 brainstorms
it's the average score expectancy
waiting for varv's run to finish
theres a mp balatro discord?
yeah
still died without Xmult for 5 antes 
have flush chuds considered winning runs
i'd rather die with some wacky ass build instead of playing green joker 100 hands in a row
cool
people asking for help obviously aren't choosing to lose though
that's just stupid
Use ectoplasm with Troubadour and get +1 wildcard slot and +1 hand size, or just use Troubadour and get +1 hand size
always expect the worst out of fraudstone
the magic ball joker!
hold r
not meant to be serious here, but to be honest "play pairs" is not good advice
Third win ever
obviously you would have to explain why pairs work
if ur fine with save scumming js use the ecto and if it hits troub then /undo
it's not much more complicated than that though
sorry i didnt understand, i dont speak english, Can you explain it better?
I need to say this, I'm starting to feel more and more aromantic.
sell troub and ecto or #š¹ć»game-discussion message
i think
fork getting guilt tripped for harassing someone with a language impediment
what
you couldve said sorry i dont understand english
maybe change up the color
while also having her own language impediment
It's true
Not by self imposed challenge, just kinda happened
oh well, turns out challenge mode dont give white stickers
I don't think Varv is going to die...
I was close to winning only thing my hand size was able to be counted on fingers I was on crimson heart
i was talking to the other guy
I'm figuring things out, but I think I have to start accepting it
explain

That was the first win where I didnāt have to ask for any help.
lowscoring for flex point
Congrats
here we go!
gg
Hey I remember you from last time. Sup.
Sup
which jokers left?
lol
Order and bean...
been
bean.........
pick your adventure ahh
Just make your entire deck queens
js take the red seal for fun
bean was one of the five earliest gold stickers in my ghost++ grind
Hmphh...
duuude I suddenly remembered that stupid gros michel went poof before getting a gold sticker
gros michel
Illusion of choice
Let's hit the road
blue seal
I disagree, respectfully. Playing pairs solves a number of issues. You don't need to spend nearly as much money on deck fixing, far more jokers are usable, and fewer bosses are detrimental. Plus it's a really clear easy strategy. Mult, chips, planets. I cede, it's not the most interesting, but it's a great beginner strategy. It removes a number of decision points.
I mean yeah I know
ante 6 water ante 7 plant
missed the mark
Ok. Your counter-argument?
THE WATER NOW
I have level three straight
I'm gonna Balatro myself
when you forgot to save up some cards to feed the campfire after boss....almost first try 
I wish you can actually see what card the stone is, sometimes you want to see it like when using vampire
and you can see the stone version of the card right before it gets suck anyway
had a feeling
I don't know if I can finish today...
What a shop
I probably just take nacho tong
Maybe check a standard pack for a purple seal
(It's 9 pm)
is there any reason to skip blinds cuz i don't but idk if that is a potential reason i can't win
I mean depends on the skip tag and if you have throwback
Not even that
boss reroll tag and ante 1 investment
usually
Why is it so hard to lose on ghost deck
i have a surprisingly high amount of double stencil wins when I just finished Oranged stack
blue seal, immolate, hex, stuff like that
medium is also good
Or in the run Im doing rn , I took 2 consecutive negative tags because I had joker stencil which isnāt messed up by that
Ghost deck feels like sandbox mode
i once had pair lv 30 and died because zero xmult the entire run
immolate easy
And although it seems good, the x9 hasnāt been that helpful
Iām dying
the very few times I didnt immolate was when it draw all my blue seals
I think the tarot cards got kidnapped
always immolate
Iāve had 2 tarot cards appear in shops
And then I used a world in a arcana pack
And other than that I havenāt seen an arcana pack
fortune teller the goated, unlike other jokers he remembers what you did before joinging the team
Noā¦.?
Wait yes
Nevermind
Itās just I literally havenāt used a tarot card before having fortune teller
the closest is nova but it counts your hands played not exactly like fortune teller
With fortune teller this low I just might have to
Ok hereās the play
I buy cartomancer and use blueprint to get 2 tarot cards then just sell it instantly
Ok Iām so back
You don't need to do x5 stencil. X3 is plenty when you have actual mult for it to multiply.
Like, you need it right now, but don't be afraid of buying a non-negative mult card
Is this a W
what a bait
Hanging Chad should be a canonical ship
Ghost deck is way to op
Seeing as you won, yes
I got 2 hexes back to back shop
oh you've already beaten gs before. didnt see dat stickerz
stencil my beloved, somehow Jimbo was enough
well
Iāve been on x3, remember itās painted. And also my plan was selling it instantly so I can get my scaling without having to worry about the lowering of my stencil combo from x9 to x4
Also really regret not taking that mime now
Ohhh painted I didn't notice
Love that deck. Challenging at the high stakes, for sure.
Iāve been climbing up to C+
And this is currently where Iām at
Black stake on painted
Iāve just been playing flushes since my random arcana cards have been a lot of lovers and suit changers, is this worth it for the chips? Iām assuming not.
i cant believe the plan worked, buy fist just to sell
Yeah, I took out gold stake painted with just stencil, negative brainstorm and negative blueprint. That was a fun run.
You gotta do the math, but it probably is.
I just realised, painted deck black stake is the exact half way point for me
Iāll try it and if it doesnāt work out well itās being sold instantly
I have the Econ to afford it
painted and plasma are still the hardest for me
Just pull out a calculator for 2 minutes! Don't risk the run!
Painted encourages risky plays that you donāt get to do with other decks
I can consistently get 3 flushes a round
Plasma on pirple stake killin me
no x mult =ded, hell you need multiple xmult or you ded
Need a s ton of chips early also
I have nacho tong and recyclomancy on painted deck @gentle lintel , Iāve never been more chill
finally done
I spent so long just buying chips after chips jokers before I finally realized it wasn't going to work.
random foil is enough for like 3-4 antes, but NEEDING multiple xmult is the real reason why its hard for me and you always die deep into a run, unlike black deck you just reset within 2min
Plasma chip jokers only good for early antes
Still getting some bad luck on tarots, but only purple seals
it works before purple, spam chips and you win
likely story
Just as i unlock the plasma
It's already giving me nightmares of purple stake
Thought blue stake was bad enough
and late
you can def chip spam to win past purple but you need some good scaling chip jokers
Can't get the feeling of orange stake š
80% of the time
why is this formatted like its a haiku
5 scaling chip jokers is just as rare as multiple xmult
You need it scaling tho
My odd todd can't carry me past ante 7 plasma on purple stake
it can
What
Is
A
Haikyu
its an anime about volleyball or smnth idk i never watched it
What are you writing?
A poem for English class.
Haiku? Seems fastest.
I don't ball sorry
So i don't know or watch it
haiku is like a poetry
you only need 1550 chips to beat a8 non vv which isn't unreasonable with chips only
iseethanksforlettingmeknow
A three line poem that has 5 syllables in the first and third lines, and 7 in the second. What I put up there is one for example
pivoting and finding 2 x mults is less consistent than having 1550 chips scoring per hand
uhuhokthenthanks
if you get square joker its not scaling fast enough, 200 chips need 50 hands
square scales twice as fast as rtb + ramen
Yeah the š ain't good on plasma
and 16 chips per round is plenty
Completionist+ is now halfway complete, 60/120
one straight is 15 for runner
More chance of one shotting and you get to not use your hands
runner scaling is slightly more conditional
people hate black deck but I hate painted and plasma way more
And straights are more annoying to get than playing 4 random goofy ahh card
well black++ can be pretty fun after a certain point
Who hates black deck
That jonkler slot is lovely
because oh no reset within 2 min hurts my win rate
Because youāre playing plasma deck, all those chips just stacks together. 101 chips and 101 mult is 10201 in plasma as is with any other deck. 200 chips and 2 mult is 400 in any other deck, and 10201 in plasma.
that works so well early to mid game, then you die
My deck of plasma got miasma and it's giving me asthma
If you had one of every tarot/spectral/planet cards, what would happen if you opened their respective pack without a showman?
every card type has a fallback
tarots is strength
planets is pluto
and i cant remember the spectral fallback
Oh wow
Mine? Where I showed off my run? I put it in the run discussion channel
The fucking eye
Strenght
Pluto
Ace of spade
I forgot
Jimbo (+4 mult)
Tarot should be fool, planet should be mercury, and spectral should be familiar
*Dwarf
I thought it would just be first in collection
blank, jimbo, strength, pluto, incantation, ace of spades are the defaults
what are any of you talking about
Eye'll kill yo
if chips come at about 5 chips per 1 mult, you need like 10x mult and the same flat mult equivalent of your chips to feel the benefits of switching
Oh it's incantation?
fool was changed due to problems
and blue seals warp it further toward chips
Which one was incantation again
What problems
thanks doc
can spaceman + BP + BS trigger multiple times per hand or they can only trigger once as a whole per hand
4 enhanced numbers
yea that sentiment is p much from a vid of his
Oh right
I Never use that ever
im paraphrasing
copying a joker with rng procs gives you repeated chances for that proc
@flat tiger and @noble mango need it more than I do
i vaguely recall that vid
from a comment
i am INSANELY unlucky then, i did like 20 pair hands it either never trigger any or only one of them trigger, never more then one
ig so
actually i am quite curious cuz ive not really played plasma since c+, how do you consistently get that 1000+ chips per hand?
chip jokers/scalers
planets
retriggers
money/econ jokers
two pair
blue seals
tell
I'm doing black deck++ next so Varv doesn't race with me because I'm extremely competitive

Ugh
XX9CHATP
gold stake ghost
open buffoon shop 1
open arcana shop 2
get the highest score you possibly can get by ante 8 boss
oh lmao
dude, I'm not a high scorer š
I'm a winstreaker
OK THEN JUST BEAT IT
AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU END WITH
I am
I'd consider myself as one (not really)
AYYYY
wanna see my high score ante 8
that's alot of money
i
baseball card my beloved
https://youtu.be/RVUdcOsHBeA?si=cziVEA1Fku0aZ_TO i cant find the exact vid i'm remembering but some of these monologues are close
https://ko-fi.com/drspectred
https://www.twitch.tv/drspectred
Playlists:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcGP1HrUTVnbfT_llazksDV3
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcHksPKzwm3N-6eK4ZG2zcdQ
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcHAsDctke2QWNmPiMqvMdKy
Gold Stakes on different Decks everyday. How consiste...
been a minute since i've done smth like this
then go for it
it was one of the early gs lessons videos
welp, i would take constellation here if it wasn't a high score run
the two pair build huh
WELL
YOURE FREE TO DO WHAT YOU WANT
you'll see what i ended up with anyway
No stickers...
the double investment tag was worth it
Uhm
this is my current ante 8 gold stake high score sob
I remember I was in math class once and I was rubbing my eyes and saw visions of Balatro
either this one
https://youtu.be/9OZdVKUXgcE?si=HgWitNJsz0ipxWYk
or this one
https://youtu.be/d23RKYmdARU?si=OarajoKigtWY-IvC
https://ko-fi.com/drspectred
https://www.twitch.tv/drspectred
Seed:
16HW9NHQ
Daily Gold Stake gameplay with tips and other commentary. Learn to play Balatro at the highest level of difficulty. If you're able, try the seed yourself before watching what I do.
Playlists:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcF55gYlGCQxU8ymTmgZwwOt
...
https://ko-fi.com/drspectred
https://www.twitch.tv/drspectred
Seed:
S15VZGQ4
Daily Gold Stake gameplay with tips and other commentary. Learn to play Balatro at the highest level of difficulty. If you're able, try the seed yourself before watching what I do.
Playlists:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcF55gYlGCQxU8ymTmgZwwOt
...
too far gone
What
was it at the end of one of those?
i checked the start of those
itās in the comment section
oh a comment
could also be in vids, he says it a few times
Iāve played Balatro past my bed time 10 days in a row
Even tho I have school the next day
Alright alright. 1 take gold stake run any deck. What deck we thinking bout.
Whenās Balatro 2 š«©
Green
When Roblox tsb updates
I hate green so much but here we go
Winstreak 4 I think
Or 3 I forgor
Sock buskins and scary faces won XD
so should i be skipping if i can't win or no
Skipping is really bad most of the time
If it helps you survive in that moment I guess It's fine
is credit card ever really worth taking
My hologram might be op
how do people enjoy seeded runs? like everything is done for you already
I enjoy seeded runs!!
why
Number go up, just like the rest of the game.
Who cares if youāre just following a guide, itās number go up
sometimes i go into seeded runs like 70% blind and that's fun
starting off with a few good jokers and figuring the rest out is fun sometimes
That was not a seeded run
bro i wasnt talking about you not everything revolves around ur runš
It just looked like you were mb gng
Most normal ghost deck run
is credit card ever really worth taking
That's a normal gold stake run
v nice. what was the last one again? bean?
Not even ghost
Yeah
At the start absolutely yes
Its because you were using ghost deck thats why i said most normal ghost deck run
@heavy heron
I can probably do better
whatād you use perkeo for
E14 WTF
why?
its a safety net. if you have nothing and a blind will kill you, spend down
also, free temperance value if youre not at an interest threshold
cryptid
20 dollars
I had tons of money and rerolled to find cryptid
also, there's a red seal king LMFAO
whatcha running now?
How does one even lose ghost deck white stake
lack of knowledge
Hex with eternal jokers is really op
just think of a noob who doesn't know anything about the game, and spend money recklessly
not knowing about how interest work and stuff
Hex is not even that good
yeah
But hex helped me beat gold stake on my 5th try
i wish i had ghost deck unlocked because i guarantee you i would lose
"It helped once in a random run, it must me good"
It's just decent
It makes the start easier
sock
sock lucky can be good
Its helped me in tons of runs hex is underrated
Just beat yellow deck on any stake
the oops is also perishable me sed
do you have unconditional scoring?
Bwaa
bro the oops is so speculative
planets?
like, what's your planet level
barely lmao
ah rip
one earth
Im now going to attempt to gold stake abonded deck
i can't beat any deck on any stake
It's not underrated, it's simply not that good
But its free 1.5x mult
standard pack always went extint when I get hologram, unlike my banana that refuses to extint
hex can be pretty clutch for a2
Do straight
Straight(or full house) spammy deck
didnt count my scoring
its actually unreal how much my banana refuses to break
whops
You can have no mult or no jokers at all, you could simply need to sell the joker you hexed, if it appears later on the run you can rarely use it and x1.5 most of the time it's not enough for late game
Hologram is a goated joker really good for being an uncommon
hologram is literally "here win"
We love hologram
ghost++ stats
constellation is also here win ahh
i like constellation mroe
goddamn, I didn't think raised fist would be that high
any% stats
Hologram + certificate is basically a free win got Ć15 mult on my hologram
goat
see nobody can get banana up there other then me because my banana never breaks
I lost a run with 2 polychrome constellations , any elaboration is refused.
THAT EMPEROR
did u have no monis
ok
all the usual suspects
double judgement
judgement hit?
Bruh
Burnt joker is basically a planet card generator
not bad tbh
Yeah it is an early game
But it doesn't activate campfire
rip
bro does not play burnt joker
Pair slop pair slop pair slop
it doesnt give you a planet that is immediately consumed
pretty close, no constellation synergy tho
if it generate a planet card you discard instead of just level it up, it would be even mroe busted
it just straight up levels it
What i mean is you basically get a free level up which is basically the equivelent of a planet without spawning one
I would like it less actually
Huh
Open door for some synergy but you need consumable open
good defense
Planet
Minus the consumable slot 1.5x shenanigans
Perkeo shenanigans
Campfire and constel shenanigans
speak of the devil
speak of the devil
What else am i meant to play on gold stake other than pairs
jinx
Highcards
2pair
3oak
High card is even more slop
how do you get 3oak to work
straight...slop?
Just don't play flush really
is not that bad tbh
they synergy you get happens way more then when you are full and actualyl cannot use at least one consumable
Rate this card
The duo
3oak i aim to cut half the ranks
Straight is good
try playing pairless, it's fun
S
1 or 2 different ranks
infuriating at times
Free x2 8/10
Literally activate on ANYTHING lmao
Ok i mean it doesn't always but 90%
like.. when can you start reliably playing 3+ 3oak? or do you not need that many?
I do that most of the time when its outside of gold stake
maybe not straight/strush (except with four fingers) but agree
gold stake ofc
Four finger straight
you invest into 3oak planets early, and then pivot to it in midgame or something
i got that edge case covered dw
Oh I just saw that
High card it is
hm this is a lifeline that im probably missing on my runs. cool idea
What do yall think of my joker stats
A bit of a stretch but you would want a shortcut or forufinger to play straight without deck fixing
highcardsloppppppppppppppppp
normal
shortcut is enough
normal ish
Supernova is a good common
also, where is red card
true
red card could be like top 11 and none of us would know
I dont like red card
nvm
hand greenjoker
red card not being in top 10 is weird
red card cannot appear too early or too late thats what makes it not top
+40 mult in ante 8 is pretty much green joker
how so
red card appearing early gives you a clear gameplan tho?
it will do nothing for a long time
bro
four dollars
+6 mult from red card already does something in earlygame
you need to rol lthe cheap packs early, you are not gonna spend $8 or $6 when you dont even have $20
just do it lol
bruhh
no interest to max if the run is dead
I hate this guy so much
mostly solid, but you probably die to eye more than you have to
magic deck exclusive
Eye is very evil
if you take chip joker and not supernova, its usually fine
Spare trousers is a good joker
most scaling +mult jokers are good
except boots
boots sucks
Scaling joker are almost never worth it late game
do you mean after ante 8?
Early game there really good
baronmimepilled take
Around ante 6
no shit sherlock
guys do i pivot to bring broke as fuck
I dont run baron + mime
scaling mult jokers are fine for ante 8 games
Scaling jokers are never worth it past ante 38
if you've outscaled them using retriggers, that's just winmore
(or 3+ xmult or something crazy)
It's taunting me...
"hello i am not bean"
Red card and being broke af
Yeah you should blow your dollar on packs and vagabondin it
im gonna pivot again i swear to god
Pairslop
this is the equivalent of saying that you need food to survive
W
You need water to hydrate
who tf would take scaling jokers when you have no time to scale it
IM GONNA PIVOT AGAIN?
Oh, uhm
Card sharp is underrated
JokerPokerBalala
can you beat it in like 5 hands?
More like card sharp is op
"I like this joker" ā "This joker is underrated"
Bro spinnin in circles
I see people hate on him
Pl*nt
card sharp is fine except when you cant find anything else and eye comes
Cardlike
why are you listening to a bunch of flushmaxxers who can't play the same hand type twice due to running out of discard
guys is this another pivot
no
The mouth can be helpful
whats a pivot
the mouth is a nothingburger boss blind 95% of the time
its polychroming
it doesnt give any mult dont buy it
red card doesnt give mult dont buy it
mult mult money money nothing. interesting strat
Unless you forget to read
it literally says +0 mult
That's a mistake noobs would do
"currently +0 mult"
read
bro read
ure making rtb look like garbage
played a DNA on mouth? who? definitely not me. i would never do such a thing
always check the boss blind once you pass an ante
You forgot balatro fans cant read
fuck
how are we conversing right now then
sorry, I'm not a balatro fan
I'm a balatro GAMER
release the card stats
Red card gives +3 mult when you buy a booster pack and skip
gains*
Burglar is the best
Hi there
no it doesnt
You wonāt be able to scale it without eating the vampire
Burglar is probably my favorite card
i dont see a mult popup when i do that
bait used to be believeable
guys im tired of pivoting
WHY DID YOU KILL THAT VAMPIRE
do you skip packs correctly
IT DID GOD KNOWS WHAT
you absolute buffoon
I mean
I WANTED TO GOLD STICKER ONE JOKER
Ohhh
Peakstellation
if dagger didn't kill vampire, they would have 2 xmult
SO I KILED IT CUZ ITS OGLD STAKED
you need to open the pack then click the "Skip" thingy, not just ignore them
here win
now all you have to do is find a bean
but it doesnt say +3 mult when i do that
You forgot one crucial detail
for the sake of funny
Ts gotta be ragebait šš
yeah ts guy ragebaiting
He's obviously joking
Hard to tell since balatro fans cant read
LMFAO
Folk why did you appear im crine šššš
open buffoon
I got a foil card sharp from it
my joker is an foil
here, win
checkered is the exact opposite of black deck
you're guaranteed to survive ante 1
I can get away playing high card
i want to faceroll a run on white stake, which deck should i play?
I accidentally sold it
abandoned
gogo
i accidentally threw 10 bricks at you
i play flush and if i cant play flush i flush in and flush play and flush, play if i cant and flush
Maybe not...
pair
Im playing on mobile my fat fingers hovered over the sell button due to how big it is
no one likes pair builds
well maybe ignore blue seal for once and do 2 pait
im no one
i ignore my blue seals 90% of the time anyways
bait used to be believable
Maybe if you optimize fist?
No sticker...
why is she on a balatro background
I'm going to mult myself ā¤ļøāš©¹
I just put it
photo calling to you like green goblin mask
I want a cat
Or perhaps wee
Lucky?
There's no other cats...
immo erosion just feels good
Itās either amazing or you get it before youāve removed any cards and you go five antes without seeing a single hung man, and you just cry
ya i dont usually take erosion unless its started alr or i have crazy tarot gen
Iām definitely not speaking from personal experience
White stake btw +20 is a bit strong
Oh absolutely in this circumstance
Uhm
Too late
Not really
I called it
Lucky card run?
Im going to turn myself into twice my sell value in mult
No sticker so doesn't matter
What's the last joker u need?
Bean
Damn
4 new gold stickers
They just hate me for skipping
Showman
i uh
Econ build and reroll vouchers might help
Yeah, like with everything
nvm jimbo said sorry
time to ditch photo
when it work it works
MMMMMMMM CHIP
Real gambling
They should add a joker that can only appear in the shop after Cavendish goes extinct that just wins the blind for you
I feel like that'd be really balanced
Call it the Super Banana or something

GMO and Pesticides Banana
should I play this game again
it's not that hard to get runs where you score with like maybe 1-2 jokers and glass cards by the final boss, bean just has to be taken in the final four shops
showman can be carried along for the ride
JokerPokerBalala
showman is, like, way worse as a joker but bean is a more difficult sticker imo
usually the time when all your joker slots matter for score isn't the ante 8 final boss
the actual suituation is "which joker wants to apepar in the last shop for free stickers"
yep
The ever loving diet and bloating build
Bruh the hook fucked this run
I had two queens and it took BOTH of them out of a 2 card hand
It seems that there are four clones of me now. 
how long will it take for out to get gold sticker on bean I wonder
Surely ten runs
Minimum...
It took me like what
when it appears in the final shop 
Ox is coming
I'm done T.T
luchador next shop trust
Nova carry trust
Let's not call saul
cant even take it
Why endless?
finally gold stickered popcorn , 87 more stickers to goooo
Late ecto
Just got this run
Can I run Balatro on Solaris?
no retcon š
That is a lot of gold cards for a build that requires like 50 steels
you really can play whatever you want in white stake
I mean a lot a nan runs skeet by with bull and some card levels for most of 1-8
just keep stacking money lol. i like it
very large blind 300k, i miss the good old days 
i remember thinking that was some pure bullshit. how the hell are you supposed to get 3 times more than an already high 100k
Cries in 1.2 mil
and 2.4 in plasma lols
9 time out of 10 verdent leaf is a joke you dont even need to sell but 1.2 mil is a lot of times not so easy
I still remember my first reaction towards seeing violet vessel on purple stake for the first time
i score 150k per hand I am good, then you see 1.2 mil 
as far as final boss go Vessel is "the hardest" most of the time
Plasma is terrifying⦠itās honestly harder than black deck for me because of how hard it is to pivot on gold stake. And getting enough chips can be so rough.
im told by plasma players (that are better than i am) that they usually dont pivot
black deck earlygame :
I mean, in terms of pure win% yeah
But like it sucks a lot more to lose late game than a high roll early game with black deck
black probably more losses. but every loss in plasma is a slow grind into the late antes
TIL there is a pixel in the empress sprite that is blue
This
how does this even happen
On black deck you usually lose ante one or two, but losing on ante 8 on plasma for the 4th time by 100k chips is kinda tilting
after doing 10x as much math too bc a 40% difference on regular decks is 100% in plasma and you have to be precise
plasma math is super easy for me
(x/2)^2 mmmmmmmm
Aināt no way I just pulled the Nat serpent
teach me how to play with blue joker, chad, and no best hand
stone chad
its new math every single hand
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i shud do plasma run just for lols
ok buddy
Iāll see you guys in 30 minutes when Iām done playing my 20 serpent hands
simply get one of the best jokers in plasma round 1, simple š
Itās triple copy baron with brainstorms right?
i expected smth like rental even steven or smsh
I usually nan inf with blue man
āPlasma is easy just get luckyā
lol i need to reset run
i dont "use blue joker" he just end up in my roster by chance
this shit diabolical
Welcome to gold stake
eternal rental banner
I mean rental isnāt even worth it at this point
Square and ice cream has you covered
not like it matters cuz square is solo leveling this sh
ok new run
this time i will roll mid
no
This is the joker line up Iām shooting for right?
blue joker is so peam
Not beating the plasma easy just get lucky allegations
Seeing that E11 starts to send chills doen my spine
Order*
Bloker
Ok that sounds better
Weendo
I mean hiker is slightly more reasonable tbh
hiker? i barely know her
enjoy clicking every card to see how much extra chip it has
math is ez
ill just play specific ranks and forget the others exist
that helps im sure. but youre not playing flushes rn?
which ones tho u think
i have no real hand rn i just started
Yall
How do yall determine what build are you goin in earlygame
how much chips does hiker really give you tough, it is not likely you draw the same cards every turn to stack it all on the same cards
I tried doing pairs from start
And died
whatever the game gives you 95% ef the time
2345s, jqkace, 678910s?
Pairs unless I really have a reason not to
5 per score
Deeeeckkkk fiiiiiiixxx
Ha
But why tf i died on ante 1 doing pairs
red card?
you need chips
Rimbo or rambo or rembo
no i mean red joker the way blue and green joker exist
you could argue green joker is the red joker
You just play hands for scoring for the first two antes until you get jokers that let you enable pairs
just got this interesting royal flush
red joker was found in a pool of his ovn blood
but im unsatisfied
ace to 7
chat
man chat died so hard as soon as i joined
Discard it >:)
i dont know what to tell u
damn lol
i already have brainstorm
just get lucky fr
Mid ass eternal
Nvm
Just start filling slots
ok next run
The rental would hurt if it wasnāt from Midas maskā¦
wait which one are you taking?
SURELY i get a BAD joker
Gold stake experience *sigh itās eternal
also i got this at ANTE 4 yesterday
Or rip blue manās perishable
Brainstorm on shop 1 . . .
Ok i hate red stake
by the time you fix enough to play the same cards over and over its already late into a run
JUST GET LUCKY
Eternal, midas mask is absolutely still overtaking
vro
I swear to God if I opened the game and I just refuse to get any chips jokers
But chat vampire synergy
Honestly, just for the money is crazy
You mean the first shopā¦
oh yeah
Yellow joker . . .
slowly die, get desperate and roll down
have no money, barely survive the ante
chip joker shows up and you cant buy it without selling your only econ and mult jokers
reset
Okay how many chips scalers are even in the gameā¦
this breaks the streak right
i would still count it cuz its foil and econ joker in 1
Oh yeah youāre fine
square runner castle wee bull
I had Eternal Vamp last shop, oh well
blue joker imo is not really a scaler
ok huge this run is relatable
i dont tink it is lol
Jarvis give me 5 delayed eternal grats please
Blimbo (technically ig but depend on your definition)
²
Castle
-# wee
š
5
gotta love the hiker
oh and hiker
i think still relatable (?)
eternal delay 
That wording eas funny
exdee
Yeahh thatās fair
esp since a1 a2 are free on plasma
ikr
free $4 every round. basically as good as golden
and on top of that i get 4 dolers
So hoshbomb is that what you mean when you say plamsa is chill?
next run
yes
i got wee
like
everygame until gold
plasma is chill, just hold r .. ?
i have yet to hold r lol
splatted?
wait is it all the same run
Youāre not gonna get chips jokers, but youāre gonna get two spectral packs that both have immolate
I mean, I feel like a chip scaler
immolate into hermit ante 1 :thonk:
What's your biggest wee in a plasma deck run
thats the same as holding r
1000 by ante 8
Damn, thatās enough to win shot the ante
i dont play them cuz its an autowin beyond that
u can have the seeds i pull if you want
Zamn that's mad massive
How did you scale it that much
hack and red seal
god blessed that run
i think im good w one plasma run today lol
Don't you just
One shot rounds
yes
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Calling wee joker woker feels off
Hoshbosh what do I do
Riffraff is the best econ joker
It gives you four per round and the chance at some of the best jokers in the game
Has a chance to give you even more money tho
Yeye
you should still place them with the king and then copy the mime with bp
into a blueprint
ya even eternal rental riff raff is worth
5 new joker stickers in one run, plus 2 hadn't even been used on white stake before š„
And eggā¦
yeah
Huh?
Like laying an egg
i dont think one scaling chip joker is an autowin
even with flush 5 I only got 584 ante 8 
plasma can be a big troll
and autowin joker
It is, most of them can get to 800+ by the end of the game, which is basically all you need to beat ante 8
Autowin jokers doesn't exist
You still have to press buttons
vv exists
Yeah but
but u can stop thinking and still win
